September 16, 2025 • 42 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, find out early on that today is Voter Registration Day, so we’ll join in with a few of our favorite parody songs.. - Tater has her latest entry of What to Watch.. - Nevel T. Wheeler tells us about his latest invention.. - If Donald Trump decides to declare himself King - we’ve got his theme song ready.. - Mad Max goes off on the Guantanamo Ice Cream.. - Mark Packer phones in another Southern Fried Football report and looks back at last week’s college football action and previews the games coming up this week.. - and Rev. Billy Ray predicts the final fate that awaits actor Charlie Sheen…
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's a make Shaw on the radio for your Tuesday,
September the sixteenth feature track, When to Make Sure d
Box Reverend Philly Red Colin reaching on the front of
the road.
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Keyword Charlie is in Charlie.
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She that is at a makeshow dot Com clicking on
air contest button.
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When you're there, you can't get through, we.
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Might call you.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Let's play else a game of beat the blog. Here
is our contestant, Montgomery is got he Sir John out
of Montgomery, Alabama. Good morning, John, what that manbody?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You are all ride?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You are man?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You had to pay at times. Gready as I'll ever be.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
All right, John, We're gonna ask Tanty's some questions on
a variety of subjects. You get two bells before two buzzers,
you will win. And that's agreeing or disagreeing with our girl.
I'm sure you got it.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, okay, all right, well Marcy.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
According to league rules, you need to have at least
seven on hand to play an NFL football game.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Seven what.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
NFL is tricky?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
They're tricky, I'll say that, but this is in the
front of the rule book, John boy balls balls.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
You need at least seven balls.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
To play an NFL ball official balls? Are they official?
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Not deflated?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Need about the flat gate? Do you I heard about
it here?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
John boy Well John Taylor saying seven balls?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Do you agree or disagree? Seven balls?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, man, I don't know about that one.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Let me.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm gonna yeah, I know you're gonna need some balls.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
I just don't know if it's gotta be a shoven.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, that's a whole what I'm I'm I'm just gonna
go ahead and agree with her. So I knew it.
Why about Okay, there's a buzzard? H uh game? Sorry,
(02:51):
get on my nerves. Not the game.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Almost?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Thank Oh? Yeah, if you're not sure you think Tater
is seven balls?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I feel like.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Alright, anyway, well there was a buzzer. I guess you
could tell that. Let's say we can get a spell
here that hurt me?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Bless your heart? You tried, alright, Oh Tater?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
How many ears of corn does it take to produce
a one tablespoon of corn oil?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Is the hero that my your seven.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Football to corn oil?
Speaker 5 (03:39):
That's love your brain?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
One tablespoon?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
That's a lot of corn squeeze in there. I say
a dozen dozen ear of corn.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
A dozen ears of corn to produce one tablespoon of
corn oil. All right, John, agree or disagree, So she's.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Staying a dozen, meaning twelve. I'm gonna have to disagree
on that one.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
He was right on that one twelve years.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And by the way, I don't think I told you
what what you need at least uh seven of to
play the NFL football game, don't I?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
It's not ball?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah no, we were too busy uh putting that answer down.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Officials, officials, the head referee, umpire, headlinesman, line judge, side judge,
back judge, field judge. There's the officials. You need seven?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Oh right, we do, John.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, it won't.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Be the first time I've been beaten by Bond.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Good lucky.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
This time we are gonna give you a consolation prize.
I don't know if you ever got one of those
after you after you're beat down, but you got one
coming John.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
All right, body, that will be the part. Good word, buddy.
I appreciate you listening down Montgomery and playing with us.
All right, Thank y'all, y'all have a good one.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
All right, thanks were noticing Jack can take care of
my boy there?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Why the one the guy who are top of your news.
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On the other side, our time capsule got the March
September sixteen.
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It's by those seven balls.
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Do we know it was a woman.
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She had to have a boy that apple. Yeah, and
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Support goes for divorced women. Support goes for divorce professional women.
Support goes for divorce professional women who work in support
groups for women, I mean.
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Come on, I mean a man.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
All my life, I've never.
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Been in to a group. You know, you're a woman,
You're born as a woman.
Speaker 11 (07:41):
You know, why don't they just they just go ahead
be a woman. You don't have to meet together and
plan how to be a woman. Just tell be a woman.
Surprised they can go to the bathroom by themself.
Speaker 14 (07:54):
They can't even do that.
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The number one obstacle to understanding between men and women.
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I'm gonna tell you right now. Her name is er Hyatt.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I am a woman.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Hear me, bitch, Buy my book and make me rich.
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Speaker 11 (08:19):
A statistic seventy percent of my friends wouldn't touch you.
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Speaker 15 (08:47):
He's dumb as dirt, bless his heart.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
Morning Radio dumb right, take.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
There's a big Shawn radio man college football dropping like flies.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
And a mayor of Southern Fried Football A.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Man Mark Picker is coming up in by twenty minutes
review last weekend look ahead to the big games this weekend, Plan.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Right now Action.
Speaker 12 (09:43):
Hello friends, you're old bird Bird Here with another winner
wiggling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode
The Impossible Specimen.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
As our story opens, an elderly man is visiting a.
Speaker 12 (09:56):
Fertility doctor with a very embarrassing problem.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Alrighty, hi, mister Farnsworth, what seems to be the problem.
Speaker 14 (10:04):
I don't want to talk to the nurse. I want
to see the doctor.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Yeah, I am the doctor, doctor Pike.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
A woman doctor, Yes, sir, yes, this country is going
to hell.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
So what seems to be the problem.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Is there a man I can talk to.
Speaker 14 (10:24):
I don't like Jabburn about my personal problems with some
random skirt.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
I assure you I'm a trained professional. Now you can
either tell me what the problem is or take your
problem somewhere else.
Speaker 14 (10:36):
You sure talk like a man anyway. Hey, hey, hold
on a second. Now, you ain't one of them Lebanese,
are you. I'm not talking to the Lebanese about my
man's roles.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Straight as an arrow, sir.
Speaker 14 (10:51):
All right, what the hell, doc, I'm having trouble getting
my wife pregnant?
Speaker 15 (10:56):
Old?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Hold on a second, how old are you?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Ninety two?
Speaker 14 (11:01):
How does your wife twenty seven?
Speaker 15 (11:04):
Seriously?
Speaker 14 (11:05):
Seriously, here's their picture.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
She's gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Sorry, Ellen degenerates, she's spoken for it.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Well, mister Farnsworth. The very first thing we'll need to
do is to get a specimen. Here, take this cup,
take it home and bring it back tomorrow. All right, Dan,
the next morning, welcome back, mister Farnsworth. Did you bring
your specimen?
Speaker 14 (11:29):
I'm sorry, doctor, I tried, but I just couldn't manage it,
Oh dear. Yeah, and my wife tried and she couldn't
manage it either. I even got my friend Jake to
come over so he could have a go no look,
then he called his son over. He couldn't do it either.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Well, at least you made the attempt.
Speaker 14 (11:49):
No matter what we tried, none of us could get
the lid off.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Son of them.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Head.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
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We could try to do something here in the office.
Let me undo these top two buttons.
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Tune in next time when we'll hear Jake with the
weak grip say.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Hey, big man, let me hold it.
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Doll.
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Good morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
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You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse the request. On the day of his daughter's wedding,
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
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(12:47):
horse's head or these two horses eyes.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio, Hall Rogers. A
couple of minutes, we get hooked up with our man,
Mark Picker, the purveyor of Southern Fried football. Tell us
all about what happened over the weekend. We'll we look
forward to this weekend with college football.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
He'll be hearing man.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
First, let's finish our celebration of National Voter Registration Day.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Taking this call.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Good morning, Big Show, John Bomilla Lad Maggiere match.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
How's it going?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Well? Let me see, I'm fifty five years old, I smoke,
I'm fat. Gotta prostate the size of a basketball, my
CHOLESSI all's hid in my checking account balance. I got
a boy in college that just switches major from business
management to musical theaters in the government takes forty percent.
(13:52):
I have a nickel. I may get at a bunch
of legs, no working legions, because we need to spread
the wealth around. How do you think it's going? Wait,
there's something else that's chapping my cheeks this morning. Listen
to this boys. A reporter for the Miami Harold got
(14:13):
a tour of the prison camp at Guantanamo Bay. The
other day. While she was there, she took a picture
of the refrigerator in the kitchen. There was a note
stuck on the freezer door that said, only one ice
cream for each detainee. In case you missed that, I'll
read it again, only one ice cream for each detainee.
(14:37):
Ice cream, my big old cream signal, colored book, good news.
Liberals Obama's quit waterboarding and start handing out nuttybody. How
that Hell on Earth pain is pretty much over? What
do the guards do when they need to lean on somebody?
(14:57):
Making me? The dumb bar real fast of the get
a brain, please, and a store says. The frozen dessert
is allegedly being tightly measured, with only one ice cream
allowed for each of the one hundred and forty seven detainee.
Only one ice cream? How many were they getting before?
(15:18):
The ice cream rationing has led to questions about Juanutonamo
Bay's motives, suspecting it might be an attempt to reduce spending.
Oh no, you'd Amnesty International on the phone. They cut
them back to one foot signal of day. And by
the way, ice cream rationing? How old are the guys
(15:41):
they got locked up down there?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Eight?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Okay? Mom, mood because what we want to know, or
no ice cream for you because you're getting an atomic wedgie. Hey,
Quantanamo Bay is full of Muslim terras and suicide bombers.
These people are out to teller. It's gonna take more
than a Mickey Mouse bar to turn out of world spirits. Lucky.
(16:07):
I ain't at charge down there. I treat them bugs
and rocks and make them drink out the toiler to
whoever's in charge of get more. Treat your prisoners like prisoners.
Quit giving them ice cream and quit wearing my life.
I'm going billy there's I have a nice day.
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Right now here is the man, mister Mark Packer. Good morning, Pack.
Speaker 7 (16:56):
One In John Boyd's time for Little Southern Fried Football,
we do quick recap in it wttle preview. What's coming
up here? Crazy stuff already happened to jump over the weekend.
We saw Vanderbilt roll in the South Carolina knocked off
the game Cocks. They had lost sixteen in a row
in the University of South Carolina, Parkley, You remember you're
talking about national championships on that up. Well, I got
(17:19):
news Vanderbilt's undefeated, and all of a sudden, as if
the Palmetto State was more depressed, Clempson goes down to Atlanta.
They lose the Georgia Tech. I think I even hinted
last week. The Tigers are on upset alert. Georgia Tech
fifty five yard game winning field goal, the buzzer snapping
a nine game losing street to dabble those guys, and
(17:41):
both Vanderbilt and Georgia Tech are both ranked in this
week's AP Top twenty five John Boyd for the first
time together since nineteen eighty four. Wow, nineteen eighty four
Georgia Tennessee. Awesome game at Neeland Stadium, the Dog somehow
winning overtime. Kirby Smart Active Games said almost feel like
(18:04):
we had to apologize for winning that one. A bummer
for the folks at Rocky typ how thought Tennessee played
well in Georgia, showed eight ton of guts winning on
the road, and then Texas A and M. They rolled
into South in Indiana knock off the Irish forty one
to forty and you know what, the Aggies had lost
thirteen straight road games against ranked opponents. So great win
(18:26):
for Mike Oko and the Aggies. And from Notre Dame.
They are O and two, But John Boyd, still ranked
in the top twenty five oh and two and still ranked.
We have not seen an O and two ranked team
still ranked in the AP pole. You got to go
back to nineteen eighty eight when the University of Michigan
was oh and two and they were actually ranked nineteen.
(18:46):
They only had twenty teams in the top twenty back
in those days. But already, crazy stuff's happening, John Boyd.
We've seen two coaches already get fired after just Week
three of the college football season. If you don't think
I think college football has become really a lousy version
of the NFL, Welcome to the reality. I mean, all
of a sudden my buddy Brent pry up there at
(19:08):
Virginia Tech. They start off oh and three. They got
smoked by Old Dominion. Hoche Nation is not happy. I'm
married to a Hoche She's not happy again. They got
a great fan base. But at oh and three Brent
Prye fired, and then out at UCLA, where I don't
even think they know they have a football program when
they got rid of their coach as well as Sean Foster.
(19:28):
They're off to an OW and three start, But those
are the only two Power four programs that are OW
and three, and both their coaches fired after just three
weeks of the regular season. It is a different college
football world than your dad's college football. I'm just telling you.
It's just a different world. But you start talking about
but I always tell you it takes about three weeks,
John boy, you start getting some trends. I'm at Clemson, alum.
(19:51):
The Tigers have been a major disappointment. They started preseason
number four. They're sitting there at one and two. I
mentioned Notre Dame, they were a pre season number sixteen.
They're at zero to two. Kansas State was a preseason
number seventeen team. They're one in three. The Florida Gators.
I mentioned this last week, talked about hot seats. I'm
not a guy who looks the fire coaches, but man alive,
(20:13):
they are not happy down there in gain Tall. The
Gators started off the season right fifteenth in the country.
They are one and two, and I told you how
tough their schedule is. So crazy stuff happened. Man, you
get this week. He got Auburn in Oklahoma that's ranked
on Rank.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Florida.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
I just talked about the Gators. They're gonna go take
on Miami. The Kayns look great. They're ranked fourth in
the country. Court in the AP Illinois Indiana that's outside
our Southern Fried football loves Zonable will give them a
shout out that they're both ranked on Rank. Texas Tech's
taking on Utah. That's a big twelve showdown. South Carolina's
on the road at Missouri. Still don't know the status
of the quarterback and Leonoris Sellers. He got concussed the
(20:50):
game against Vanderbilt and game tax offenses really struggled. They
need him back, but again, just a crazy world. Three
weeks to college football season, all ready the upside down.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
That's it back, He's it man all right, Well, let's
see what happens this weekend. It is exciting that was
happening to put some money into college football.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
And look what happened.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Oh, oh my gosh, money you want to be talking about.
I mean I've always said, you know, I've said this
when I start doing radio one hundred years ago. The
goal of every American worker is to be suspended with pay.
So again I'm a big fan of Brent Proble. They're
gonna have to pay him six million dollars not to
come to work, not to come to work? John boy,
(21:32):
Where where do we find gigs like that?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
All right?
Speaker 7 (21:34):
I mean, can we be so bad at our job
that somebody would actually pay you not to come up?
If you don't think that's not the goal of every
American worker, you have lost your stake in mind. So
that's what we got, little front football right there.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I was in back.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Keep an eye and for us. We'll meet again next
week and say what's up, my buddy.
Speaker 7 (21:56):
Sounds good, have a great week.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
We'll talk to you.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Thank you so much. As Mark pack Of is the man?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Damn well, let's play our wordy word game. One eight
hundred big show. You told free line.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Jump on in.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
We'll get a couple of contestants play next.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Tuesday morning, September to sixteenth.
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You view our picture track when the make show bed box.
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You want to get it is a good old Reverend
Billy Ray Collins. Search for keyword, Charlie. We'll hit that
a little bit, then then click out on their contest.
But you can't get food, We'll call you somebody gonna play.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
We may that happen too, or.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Maybe Jackie under winningly cheat you out of a point
to win the game, and then we just wait for
the community of.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Big Show listener outcry.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
To make it right. That's what happened last Thursday, and
we're here again. We're gonna delve into it, make sure
we know what's going on right now.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I had everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Game, A wordy word and a wordy word.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
We got Tyler from Midway, Georgia, who was playing worthy
word on my team last Thursday. Tyler, you want to
take it from there in your words?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
What happened? Brother?
Speaker 7 (23:39):
I was cheated?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
So what happened?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
I told all my friends I'm gonna be on the
show today and.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
I was cheated.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
So what happened?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Jaggie gave Tyler a point and it seemed the buzzer
had already sounded, you know, some time winning.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
So what what now?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
What happened?
Speaker 10 (23:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (23:59):
I gave Tommy, who Tyler was playing against, the point.
Oh so I call, I listened, went back and we listened,
and I was wrong. And I called Tyler and I said,
this is Jackie with John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
He said, yeah, I was cheating.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
All right, Well, good work Tyler, Midway, Georgia ground.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Tyler, I'm sorry, sweetie.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Well, let's meet the contestant from Forsyth, Georgia this morning.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
It is Bennie. Good morning, Bennie. Oh I lost Benny
Jackie dog on and it went down.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Hold on a second, Tommy, and I think we beat
the buzzer, I Tommy.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
So I go just a second here, let's get him
all right, you there, Bennie, Yes, Sirs, Tyler quit pushing buttons.
I think he kicked me off.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Radio Paul Tyler. He just trying to play wordy word.
They're not jumping on him. Ne Ah boy.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
A couple of Georgia boys out and all right, well,
let's see what happens. The board is clear. Benny and
Tater on one team, Me and Tyler teaming back up again.
And boys, we have random words this morning. Random words.
All right, Benny, you relax, Tyler. Let's see what we
can do. All right, Okay, start the clock now. He
(25:25):
watch says, give me some money. I want to go
to the mall. And yes, okay, you put this in
your drink cubes of Yes, we need to find a
blank for cancer to heal. We need to find a
water here, yes, uh huh here blank, you're Christmas present
(25:45):
with pretty paper. Yes, you drink out of a water?
Blank is plastic? It's a store drinking water? Yes, uh huh?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
After spring is?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I think you should one?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
All right, dude, gonna work to put a five on
the boards. All right, Tayter and Bennie for round one?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Bennie, Yes, sir, let's go.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
June is in what season?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
No, June, June is hot? It's hot out?
Speaker 5 (26:25):
What season's hot?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yes, sir? All right.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
This is another name for an attorney, a lawyer. Yes, sir,
you have eight hundred is a good blank score point
blank card instead of cash cash out?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
No, card.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
What where you pay them later? It's called a blank card,
master card.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Card, yes, sir, great card? Yes, okay, I mean yeah, Jack,
you put him down one? Sorry that I heard the
paython heard?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
I think you'll pushing the button and it ain't giving.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Me enough time again?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
What did he say?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
What for that last one? Bandy? I told y'all. Okay,
it's my bad. I'm sorry. Say there's five to three
after round one? All right, here we go round two? Tyler?
Are you ready?
Speaker 12 (27:26):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
All right, start the clock. Now. My job is talking
on the what do you listen to? Stupid? Turn it on?
The big show is on what radio?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Okay, sat down and write a blank, put a stamp
on it, mail it, write a yes, okay? Can you
blank a word? That's hard to blank? How do you
blank that? Put the letters in? I don't know how
the blank?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Well, okay, the opposite of round.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Is the earth is not?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
The earth is not?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah? Hey did he get that?
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Jack?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
All right? Three on that five?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
So an eight score Benny and Taylor five will tie
this up and force overtime.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Six will win? Ready, Benny, Yes, sir, let's go and go.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Don't poke that dog, he'll blank you, he'll bin you.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Uh huh. The opposite of right is.
Speaker 14 (28:32):
No.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
I mean in your your answer, it's not a right answer,
it's a blank answer.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Yes, sir, another name for going to.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
See a movie. You're going to see a blank. My
camera is out of blank. Focus back, yes, and you
might eat these at a barbecue. I want my baby back,
baby back. I want my baby back, baby back.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yes, that is four one short time his re named
he was win. Alright, alright, Betty, not even.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
Stupid on the phone on the radio. I didn't have
conboy on my.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
That's just how he loves. That's how he loves.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
That's good. That's why you look for the bright side.
Benny would work there, buddy.
Speaker 18 (29:28):
Yeah, looking looking to the light, the light.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
I didn't win.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
I told y'all get.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
A push in Bundy.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Be ge't been another shot down the road. I feel good. Yeah,
we appreciate.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
That up all right, buddy.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Ah, there goes Ben in fore side, Tyler. He got
you victory like you knew you would. There, buddy, gratulations.
Speaker 9 (29:57):
I got a little nervous there for a second.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
I know, hey, can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Of course you can. You've earned it what you got.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
I'd like to give a shout out to everybody at
Turning Point, USA and the tragedy that struck the Kirk family.
I'd like to pray for his wife and his children
to be tough times.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Thank you, Tyler. We're right there with you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
You hang on.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Jackie's gonna hook you up man and George you this morning, buddy,
Thank you, Good morning. I got the big show on
the radio. Bit request for John Boy James L. Poole
out of Wicklift, Kentucky. James says, time to hear the
play by player John Boy going to a Panthers game.
(30:38):
There is a season favorite, James, we'll do it next.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Good morning. That's some big Shaw on the radio.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Something that you would like to hear about this time
Monday through Friday. Hits us up on a John Moore
Miller Facebook page. James Pool out of Wikingam, Kentucky and
James is his request right now.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
A little facts from Bradshaw's brother.
Speaker 18 (31:23):
I took him to his first Carolina Panthers game with me,
really yeah, like to spread some fun around, and.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I heard it was his last Carolina Panthers game.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Is this the same one maybe.
Speaker 18 (31:33):
Okay, So what he did is just like a time
frame and he's just describing a trip to Jackie.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Oh this is great, like that about it?
Speaker 9 (31:40):
Well, let's hear it.
Speaker 15 (31:42):
Garriage My first Panthers game by Todd Bradshaw. I get tickled, y'all.
So hold on Thursday September twelfth, two thousand and two,
I was invited to a Panthers game for food fund
and VIP treatment for being so good to John Boy.
It's just like a dear Diary thing exactly. Oh man,
We meet at twelve pm sharp. I'm told kick off
(32:03):
is one pm. This is Thursday, Sunday, September fifteenth, two
thousand and two. Twelve pm. John Boy comes to the door,
still in his underwear. Not ready yet. Yeah, oh, I
forgot to tell you. In order to go, I had to.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Drive right.
Speaker 15 (32:22):
Twelve fifteen really more the reason adventure begins. Keep track
of the time. Twelve thirty. After two stops, we arrive
at the Yellow Rose. Order lunch, no, just appetizers. Well,
it will eat really good at the game. I'm told, wait,
oka back up for a second.
Speaker 10 (32:41):
Sure, twelve fifteen you left?
Speaker 13 (32:42):
You didn't get.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Thereuntil twelve thirty no there.
Speaker 10 (32:45):
It's places like five minutes from your house.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
You could walk there in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 15 (32:49):
Okay, keep in mind the time one pm game starts.
We're still at the Yellow Rows. One thirty in the
first quarter, we're still at the Yellow Rows.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
I'll do the same way with football games. I'm doing races.
You let her by get there before you go.
Speaker 18 (33:07):
That's a strategy that makes that makes buying those tickets
he's worth even more.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Huh.
Speaker 15 (33:11):
Okay, one thirty one, thinking to myself, is there any
way out of this?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Huh?
Speaker 15 (33:17):
One thirty two in the bathroom at the Yellow Rose,
praying for help. This is Todd two pm, almost end
of the second quarter. We leave for the game.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Two pm.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Here we go.
Speaker 15 (33:31):
After much verbal abuse such as stupid, can't you drive?
Put yourself together? Man, Hello, it's all about me. We
finally arrive at VIP Parking in the rain.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Huh.
Speaker 15 (33:44):
Two fifteen walk six blocks out of the way in
the rain, just to see John Boy's name on the
panther plaque, which is misspelled John Piesley. This is two fifteen,
two thirty. After a long walk all over the stadium,
(34:05):
we realized we're lost. We're on the wrong side.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Of the stadium. I take it right out of elevators off.
Speaker 15 (34:14):
Two thirty two. Stop to say hi to a group
of baby dolls who recognize John Boy. Everyone is introduced
except me. I'm totally ignored.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Driving.
Speaker 15 (34:28):
Two thirty three, Ask God one more time for help.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Two thirty four.
Speaker 15 (34:35):
See a glimpse of the game on the TV monitor
as we're stopped by the second group of baby dolls
who recognize John Boy. Again. Everyone is introduced.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Except me, Hey, whatever your name is.
Speaker 15 (34:50):
Two thirty five. Back to looking for PSL seats. Two
thirty seven. Rescued by a friend who tells John Boy
where his seats are.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Mister, your seats are to the left, sir. Two thirty eight.
Speaker 15 (35:07):
Another baby doll recognizes him. Two forty stop to sign
a fans ticket. John Boy calls him Potna. Three pm.
Finally find seats, hold on three oh two, Leave seats
and John Boy complaints it's raining. Three oh three. Return
(35:37):
to seats alone to retrieve John Boy's jacket that he forgot,
only to be approached by NBA star Muggsy Bogues, who's
only common to me was tell John Boy he was
in his seats for only two minutes that may be
in the NFL record. We need just a little bit
more dedication from John Buoy this season. Three oh five.
(36:04):
Stop for yet another group of baby dogs who are
telling him how great he and Billy are. Billy three
oh six, wonder why Billy or any of the other
rest of the Big Show gang never come out with us.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Three oh seven. Realize what a stupid question that was.
Speaker 15 (36:29):
Three nine. Leave to go home after being sent to
get the car in the rain, while John Boy, Brad
and Rick Wade inside three twelve praying to be hit
by lightning, hit by car, food poisoning, anything to get
me out.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Of this hold on.
Speaker 15 (36:49):
Four PM. Back at the roads for dinner. We have cheese,
sticks and soups. Five pm. Take John Boy home and
listen to how tired he was from going to the
Panthers game and how much fun we've had today. Work
(37:16):
out of time. This is great. Five o five driving home,
trying to find a way to explain to my wife
and children how I came home without any celebrity autographs
during my first Panthers game with VIP treatment.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
It was that stupid Todd.
Speaker 15 (37:33):
He explain to them that the only celebrity I was
even close to was Munsey Bogus and all he wanted
to talk about.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Was John Boy. But you know it's true.
Speaker 15 (37:51):
You know that's how they treated him. That's why we don't.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Go Todd Good Morning a radio No.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
I just play worthy word log him. Reverend Billy Ray
Collins A major track from the Big show Biz Box
keyword for this myth Charley.
Speaker 6 (38:45):
Lane, Good morning, Nerd, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to allor but love it frims other in radio land.
This here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent Full of Hospital, Penny Coastal Assembly just
off State Road twenty three, Little fronted Road. Well, friends,
I see we got two big nuclear meltdowns in the
(39:06):
news lately. One of them's at some power playing over
in Japan, and the other is the cocaine commando from Hellywood.
Mister Charlie, shush, I hear the army is telling folks
to stay at least fifty miles from both of us. Oh,
Charlie thinks a good bit of hisself, don't he. Yeah,
(39:28):
he's a warlock, he's a ninjure, he's got tiger Wood's Blood.
One of the deacons Church says, I ain't never seen
that bigger loser talk so much about winning. I see
Charlie fixing a go on the road with his big
torpedoes A turpitude. Repentance is not an option floor show,
(39:50):
and folks grabbed up every ticket ten minutes after they
went on sale. Well, friends, I'm fixing us say something's
gonna surprise a lotigans. I think Charlie Shaheen is probably
the most honest, straight talking fella in the whole New
United States of America.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
That's right now.
Speaker 6 (40:10):
Think about it. Old Charlie thinks he's the center of
the entire universe. Everybody else's a troll and a loser.
If we'd all just recognize his genius, the world to
be a better place. That sounds screwed up, for sure,
it does. Well, what's the difference between that and O.
(40:31):
Croh Winfrey's little use your mind to make you Own
happiness deal she pushes on TV every day? Now? The
lights and the camera work might be at that better,
but the message is the same dead gum thing. Only
real difference is Ochres sneaky about it and Charlie don't
cut away for a nutri System commercial in the middle
(40:53):
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Oh now, Preacher, Okrah is a successful business woman and
(41:16):
Charlie's just a screwed up dopehead. Well it might look
like that right now, but the final outcome is the same, Beloved,
unless they get right with the Lord. One day, both
of them's gonna wind up on the end of a
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(41:40):
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When you're there, you can't get through, we.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Might call you.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Let's play else a game of beat the blog. Here
is our contestant, Montgomery is got he Sir John out
of Montgomery, Alabama. Good morning, John, what that manbody?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You are all ride?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You are man?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You had to pay at times. Gready as I'll ever be.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
All right, John, We're gonna ask Tanty's some questions on
a variety of subjects. You get two bells before two buzzers,
you will win. And that's agreeing or disagreeing with our girl.
I'm sure you got it.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, okay, all right, well Marcy.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
According to league rules, you need to have at least
seven on hand to play an NFL football game.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Seven what.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
NFL is tricky?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
They're tricky, I'll say that, but this is in the
front of the rule book, John boy balls balls.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
You need at least seven balls.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
To play an NFL ball official balls? Are they official?
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Not deflated?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Need about the flat gate? Do you I heard about
it here?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
John boy Well John Taylor saying seven balls?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Do you agree or disagree? Seven balls?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, man, I don't know about that one.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Let me.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I'm gonna yeah, I know you're gonna need some balls.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
I just don't know if it's gotta be a shoven.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, that's a whole what I'm I'm I'm just gonna
go ahead and agree with her. So I knew it.
Why about Okay, there's a buzzard? H uh game? Sorry,
(02:51):
get on my nerves. Not the game.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Almost?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Thank Oh? Yeah, if you're not sure you think Tater
is seven balls?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I feel like.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Alright, anyway, well there was a buzzer. I guess you
could tell that. Let's say we can get a spell
here that hurt me?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Bless your heart? You tried, alright, Oh Tater?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
How many ears of corn does it take to produce
a one tablespoon of corn oil?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Is the hero that my your seven.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Football to corn oil?
Speaker 5 (03:39):
That's love your brain?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
One tablespoon?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
That's a lot of corn squeeze in there. I say
a dozen dozen ear of corn.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
A dozen ears of corn to produce one tablespoon of
corn oil. All right, John, agree or disagree, So she's.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Staying a dozen, meaning twelve. I'm gonna have to disagree
on that one.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
He was right on that one twelve years.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And by the way, I don't think I told you
what what you need at least uh seven of to
play the NFL football game, don't I?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
It's not ball?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah no, we were too busy uh putting that answer down.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Officials, officials, the head referee, umpire, headlinesman, line judge, side judge,
back judge, field judge. There's the officials. You need seven?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Oh right, we do, John.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, it won't.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Be the first time I've been beaten by Bond.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Good lucky.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
This time we are gonna give you a consolation prize.
I don't know if you ever got one of those
after you after you're beat down, but you got one
coming John.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
All right, body, that will be the part. Good word, buddy.
I appreciate you listening down Montgomery and playing with us.
All right, Thank y'all, y'all have a good one.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
All right, thanks were noticing Jack can take care of
my boy there?
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Why the one the guy who are top of your news.
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On the other side, our time capsule got the March
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It's by those seven balls.
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They can't even do that.
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He's dumb as dirt, bless his heart.
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Morning Radio dumb right, take.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
There's a big Shawn radio man college football dropping like flies.
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And a mayor of Southern Fried Football A.
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Right now Action.
Speaker 12 (09:43):
Hello friends, you're old bird Bird Here with another winner
wiggling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode
The Impossible Specimen.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
As our story opens, an elderly man is visiting a.
Speaker 12 (09:56):
Fertility doctor with a very embarrassing problem.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Alrighty, hi, mister Farnsworth, what seems to be the problem.
Speaker 14 (10:04):
I don't want to talk to the nurse. I want
to see the doctor.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Yeah, I am the doctor, doctor Pike.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
A woman doctor, Yes, sir, yes, this country is going
to hell.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
So what seems to be the problem.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Is there a man I can talk to.
Speaker 14 (10:24):
I don't like Jabburn about my personal problems with some
random skirt.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
I assure you I'm a trained professional. Now you can
either tell me what the problem is or take your
problem somewhere else.
Speaker 14 (10:36):
You sure talk like a man anyway. Hey, hey, hold
on a second. Now, you ain't one of them Lebanese,
are you. I'm not talking to the Lebanese about my
man's roles.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Straight as an arrow, sir.
Speaker 14 (10:51):
All right, what the hell, doc, I'm having trouble getting
my wife pregnant?
Speaker 15 (10:56):
Old?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Hold on a second, how old are you?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Ninety two?
Speaker 14 (11:01):
How does your wife twenty seven?
Speaker 15 (11:04):
Seriously?
Speaker 14 (11:05):
Seriously, here's their picture.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
She's gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Sorry, Ellen degenerates, she's spoken for it.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Well, mister Farnsworth. The very first thing we'll need to
do is to get a specimen. Here, take this cup,
take it home and bring it back tomorrow. All right, Dan,
the next morning, welcome back, mister Farnsworth. Did you bring
your specimen?
Speaker 14 (11:29):
I'm sorry, doctor, I tried, but I just couldn't manage it,
Oh dear. Yeah, and my wife tried and she couldn't
manage it either. I even got my friend Jake to
come over so he could have a go no look,
then he called his son over. He couldn't do it either.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Well, at least you made the attempt.
Speaker 14 (11:49):
No matter what we tried, none of us could get
the lid off.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Son of them.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Head.
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We could try to do something here in the office.
Let me undo these top two buttons.
Speaker 14 (12:11):
Tune in next time when we'll hear Jake with the
weak grip say.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Hey, big man, let me hold it.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Doll.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Good morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 16 (12:25):
You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse the request. On the day of his daughter's wedding,
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up where the
(12:47):
horse's head or these two horses eyes.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio, Hall Rogers. A
couple of minutes, we get hooked up with our man,
Mark Picker, the purveyor of Southern Fried football. Tell us
all about what happened over the weekend. We'll we look
forward to this weekend with college football.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
He'll be hearing man.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
First, let's finish our celebration of National Voter Registration Day.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Taking this call.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Good morning, Big Show, John Bomilla Lad Maggiere match.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
How's it going?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Well? Let me see, I'm fifty five years old, I smoke,
I'm fat. Gotta prostate the size of a basketball, my
CHOLESSI all's hid in my checking account balance. I got
a boy in college that just switches major from business
management to musical theaters in the government takes forty percent.
(13:52):
I have a nickel. I may get at a bunch
of legs, no working legions, because we need to spread
the wealth around. How do you think it's going? Wait,
there's something else that's chapping my cheeks this morning. Listen
to this boys. A reporter for the Miami Harold got
(14:13):
a tour of the prison camp at Guantanamo Bay. The
other day. While she was there, she took a picture
of the refrigerator in the kitchen. There was a note
stuck on the freezer door that said, only one ice
cream for each detainee. In case you missed that, I'll
read it again, only one ice cream for each detainee.
(14:37):
Ice cream, my big old cream signal, colored book, good news.
Liberals Obama's quit waterboarding and start handing out nuttybody. How
that Hell on Earth pain is pretty much over? What
do the guards do when they need to lean on somebody?
(14:57):
Making me? The dumb bar real fast of the get
a brain, please, and a store says. The frozen dessert
is allegedly being tightly measured, with only one ice cream
allowed for each of the one hundred and forty seven detainee.
Only one ice cream? How many were they getting before?
(15:18):
The ice cream rationing has led to questions about Juanutonamo
Bay's motives, suspecting it might be an attempt to reduce spending.
Oh no, you'd Amnesty International on the phone. They cut
them back to one foot signal of day. And by
the way, ice cream rationing? How old are the guys
(15:41):
they got locked up down there?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Eight?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Okay? Mom, mood because what we want to know, or
no ice cream for you because you're getting an atomic wedgie. Hey,
Quantanamo Bay is full of Muslim terras and suicide bombers.
These people are out to teller. It's gonna take more
than a Mickey Mouse bar to turn out of world spirits. Lucky.
(16:07):
I ain't at charge down there. I treat them bugs
and rocks and make them drink out the toiler to
whoever's in charge of get more. Treat your prisoners like prisoners.
Quit giving them ice cream and quit wearing my life.
I'm going billy there's I have a nice day.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
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Right now here is the man, mister Mark Packer. Good morning, Pack.
Speaker 7 (16:56):
One In John Boyd's time for Little Southern Fried Football,
we do quick recap in it wttle preview. What's coming
up here? Crazy stuff already happened to jump over the weekend.
We saw Vanderbilt roll in the South Carolina knocked off
the game Cocks. They had lost sixteen in a row
in the University of South Carolina, Parkley, You remember you're
talking about national championships on that up. Well, I got
(17:19):
news Vanderbilt's undefeated, and all of a sudden, as if
the Palmetto State was more depressed, Clempson goes down to Atlanta.
They lose the Georgia Tech. I think I even hinted
last week. The Tigers are on upset alert. Georgia Tech
fifty five yard game winning field goal, the buzzer snapping
a nine game losing street to dabble those guys, and
(17:41):
both Vanderbilt and Georgia Tech are both ranked in this
week's AP Top twenty five John Boyd for the first
time together since nineteen eighty four. Wow, nineteen eighty four
Georgia Tennessee. Awesome game at Neeland Stadium, the Dog somehow
winning overtime. Kirby Smart Active Games said almost feel like
(18:04):
we had to apologize for winning that one. A bummer
for the folks at Rocky typ how thought Tennessee played
well in Georgia, showed eight ton of guts winning on
the road, and then Texas A and M. They rolled
into South in Indiana knock off the Irish forty one
to forty and you know what, the Aggies had lost
thirteen straight road games against ranked opponents. So great win
(18:26):
for Mike Oko and the Aggies. And from Notre Dame.
They are O and two, But John Boyd, still ranked
in the top twenty five oh and two and still ranked.
We have not seen an O and two ranked team
still ranked in the AP pole. You got to go
back to nineteen eighty eight when the University of Michigan
was oh and two and they were actually ranked nineteen.
(18:46):
They only had twenty teams in the top twenty back
in those days. But already, crazy stuff's happening, John Boyd.
We've seen two coaches already get fired after just Week
three of the college football season. If you don't think
I think college football has become really a lousy version
of the NFL, Welcome to the reality. I mean, all
of a sudden my buddy Brent pry up there at
(19:08):
Virginia Tech. They start off oh and three. They got
smoked by Old Dominion. Hoche Nation is not happy. I'm
married to a Hoche She's not happy again. They got
a great fan base. But at oh and three Brent
Prye fired, and then out at UCLA, where I don't
even think they know they have a football program when
they got rid of their coach as well as Sean Foster.
(19:28):
They're off to an OW and three start, But those
are the only two Power four programs that are OW
and three, and both their coaches fired after just three
weeks of the regular season. It is a different college
football world than your dad's college football. I'm just telling you.
It's just a different world. But you start talking about
but I always tell you it takes about three weeks,
John boy, you start getting some trends. I'm at Clemson, alum.
(19:51):
The Tigers have been a major disappointment. They started preseason
number four. They're sitting there at one and two. I
mentioned Notre Dame, they were a pre season number sixteen.
They're at zero to two. Kansas State was a preseason
number seventeen team. They're one in three. The Florida Gators.
I mentioned this last week, talked about hot seats. I'm
not a guy who looks the fire coaches, but man alive,
(20:13):
they are not happy down there in gain Tall. The
Gators started off the season right fifteenth in the country.
They are one and two, and I told you how
tough their schedule is. So crazy stuff happened. Man, you
get this week. He got Auburn in Oklahoma that's ranked
on Rank.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Florida.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
I just talked about the Gators. They're gonna go take
on Miami. The Kayns look great. They're ranked fourth in
the country. Court in the AP Illinois Indiana that's outside
our Southern Fried football loves Zonable will give them a
shout out that they're both ranked on Rank. Texas Tech's
taking on Utah. That's a big twelve showdown. South Carolina's
on the road at Missouri. Still don't know the status
of the quarterback and Leonoris Sellers. He got concussed the
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game against Vanderbilt and game tax offenses really struggled. They
need him back, but again, just a crazy world. Three
weeks to college football season, all ready the upside down.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
That's it back, He's it man all right, Well, let's
see what happens this weekend. It is exciting that was
happening to put some money into college football.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
And look what happened.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Oh, oh my gosh, money you want to be talking about.
I mean I've always said, you know, I've said this
when I start doing radio one hundred years ago. The
goal of every American worker is to be suspended with pay.
So again I'm a big fan of Brent Proble. They're
gonna have to pay him six million dollars not to
come to work, not to come to work? John boy,
(21:32):
Where where do we find gigs like that?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
All right?
Speaker 7 (21:34):
I mean, can we be so bad at our job
that somebody would actually pay you not to come up?
If you don't think that's not the goal of every
American worker, you have lost your stake in mind. So
that's what we got, little front football right there.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I was in back.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Keep an eye and for us. We'll meet again next
week and say what's up, my buddy.
Speaker 7 (21:56):
Sounds good, have a great week.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
We'll talk to you.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Thank you so much. As Mark pack Of is the man?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Damn well, let's play our wordy word game. One eight
hundred big show. You told free line.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Jump on in.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
We'll get a couple of contestants play next.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Tuesday morning, September to sixteenth.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
You view our picture track when the make show bed box.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
You want to get it is a good old Reverend
Billy Ray Collins. Search for keyword, Charlie. We'll hit that
a little bit, then then click out on their contest.
But you can't get food, We'll call you somebody gonna play.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
We may that happen too, or.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Maybe Jackie under winningly cheat you out of a point
to win the game, and then we just wait for
the community of.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Big Show listener outcry.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
To make it right. That's what happened last Thursday, and
we're here again. We're gonna delve into it, make sure
we know what's going on right now.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I had everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Game, A wordy word and a wordy word.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
We got Tyler from Midway, Georgia, who was playing worthy
word on my team last Thursday. Tyler, you want to
take it from there in your words?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
What happened? Brother?
Speaker 7 (23:39):
I was cheated?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
So what happened?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
I told all my friends I'm gonna be on the
show today and.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
I was cheated.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
So what happened?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Jaggie gave Tyler a point and it seemed the buzzer
had already sounded, you know, some time winning.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
So what what now?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
What happened?
Speaker 10 (23:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (23:59):
I gave Tommy, who Tyler was playing against, the point.
Oh so I call, I listened, went back and we listened,
and I was wrong. And I called Tyler and I said,
this is Jackie with John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
He said, yeah, I was cheating.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
All right, Well, good work Tyler, Midway, Georgia ground.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Tyler, I'm sorry, sweetie.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Well, let's meet the contestant from Forsyth, Georgia this morning.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
It is Bennie. Good morning, Bennie. Oh I lost Benny
Jackie dog on and it went down.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Hold on a second, Tommy, and I think we beat
the buzzer, I Tommy.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
So I go just a second here, let's get him
all right, you there, Bennie, Yes, Sirs, Tyler quit pushing buttons.
I think he kicked me off.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Radio Paul Tyler. He just trying to play wordy word.
They're not jumping on him. Ne Ah boy.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
A couple of Georgia boys out and all right, well,
let's see what happens. The board is clear. Benny and
Tater on one team, Me and Tyler teaming back up again.
And boys, we have random words this morning. Random words.
All right, Benny, you relax, Tyler. Let's see what we
can do. All right, Okay, start the clock now. He
(25:25):
watch says, give me some money. I want to go
to the mall. And yes, okay, you put this in
your drink cubes of Yes, we need to find a
blank for cancer to heal. We need to find a
water here, yes, uh huh here blank, you're Christmas present
(25:45):
with pretty paper. Yes, you drink out of a water?
Blank is plastic? It's a store drinking water? Yes, uh huh?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
After spring is?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I think you should one?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
All right, dude, gonna work to put a five on
the boards. All right, Tayter and Bennie for round one?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Bennie, Yes, sir, let's go.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
June is in what season?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
No, June, June is hot? It's hot out?
Speaker 5 (26:25):
What season's hot?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yes, sir? All right.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
This is another name for an attorney, a lawyer. Yes, sir,
you have eight hundred is a good blank score point
blank card instead of cash cash out?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
No, card.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
What where you pay them later? It's called a blank card,
master card.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Card, yes, sir, great card? Yes, okay, I mean yeah, Jack,
you put him down one? Sorry that I heard the
paython heard?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
I think you'll pushing the button and it ain't giving.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Me enough time again?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
What did he say?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
What for that last one? Bandy? I told y'all. Okay,
it's my bad. I'm sorry. Say there's five to three
after round one? All right, here we go round two? Tyler?
Are you ready?
Speaker 12 (27:26):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
All right, start the clock. Now. My job is talking
on the what do you listen to? Stupid? Turn it on?
The big show is on what radio?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Okay, sat down and write a blank, put a stamp
on it, mail it, write a yes, okay? Can you
blank a word? That's hard to blank? How do you
blank that? Put the letters in? I don't know how
the blank?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Well, okay, the opposite of round.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Is the earth is not?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
The earth is not?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah? Hey did he get that?
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Jack?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
All right? Three on that five?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
So an eight score Benny and Taylor five will tie
this up and force overtime.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Six will win? Ready, Benny, Yes, sir, let's go and go.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Don't poke that dog, he'll blank you, he'll bin you.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Uh huh. The opposite of right is.
Speaker 14 (28:32):
No.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
I mean in your your answer, it's not a right answer,
it's a blank answer.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Yes, sir, another name for going to.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
See a movie. You're going to see a blank. My
camera is out of blank. Focus back, yes, and you
might eat these at a barbecue. I want my baby back,
baby back. I want my baby back, baby back.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yes, that is four one short time his re named
he was win. Alright, alright, Betty, not even.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
Stupid on the phone on the radio. I didn't have
conboy on my.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
That's just how he loves. That's how he loves.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
That's good. That's why you look for the bright side.
Benny would work there, buddy.
Speaker 18 (29:28):
Yeah, looking looking to the light, the light.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
I didn't win.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
I told y'all get.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
A push in Bundy.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Be ge't been another shot down the road. I feel good. Yeah,
we appreciate.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
That up all right, buddy.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Ah, there goes Ben in fore side, Tyler. He got
you victory like you knew you would. There, buddy, gratulations.
Speaker 9 (29:57):
I got a little nervous there for a second.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
I know, hey, can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Of course you can. You've earned it what you got.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
I'd like to give a shout out to everybody at
Turning Point, USA and the tragedy that struck the Kirk family.
I'd like to pray for his wife and his children
to be tough times.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Thank you, Tyler. We're right there with you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
You hang on.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Jackie's gonna hook you up man and George you this morning, buddy,
Thank you, Good morning. I got the big show on
the radio. Bit request for John Boy James L. Poole
out of Wicklift, Kentucky. James says, time to hear the
play by player John Boy going to a Panthers game.
(30:38):
There is a season favorite, James, we'll do it next.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Good morning. That's some big Shaw on the radio.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Something that you would like to hear about this time
Monday through Friday. Hits us up on a John Moore
Miller Facebook page. James Pool out of Wikingam, Kentucky and
James is his request right now.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
A little facts from Bradshaw's brother.
Speaker 18 (31:23):
I took him to his first Carolina Panthers game with me,
really yeah, like to spread some fun around, and.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I heard it was his last Carolina Panthers game.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Is this the same one maybe.
Speaker 18 (31:33):
Okay, So what he did is just like a time
frame and he's just describing a trip to Jackie.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Oh this is great, like that about it?
Speaker 9 (31:40):
Well, let's hear it.
Speaker 15 (31:42):
Garriage My first Panthers game by Todd Bradshaw. I get tickled, y'all.
So hold on Thursday September twelfth, two thousand and two,
I was invited to a Panthers game for food fund
and VIP treatment for being so good to John Boy.
It's just like a dear Diary thing exactly. Oh man,
We meet at twelve pm sharp. I'm told kick off
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is one pm. This is Thursday, Sunday, September fifteenth, two
thousand and two. Twelve pm. John Boy comes to the door,
still in his underwear. Not ready yet. Yeah, oh, I
forgot to tell you. In order to go, I had to.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Drive right.
Speaker 15 (32:22):
Twelve fifteen really more the reason adventure begins. Keep track
of the time. Twelve thirty. After two stops, we arrive
at the Yellow Rose. Order lunch, no, just appetizers. Well,
it will eat really good at the game. I'm told, wait,
oka back up for a second.
Speaker 10 (32:41):
Sure, twelve fifteen you left?
Speaker 13 (32:42):
You didn't get.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Thereuntil twelve thirty no there.
Speaker 10 (32:45):
It's places like five minutes from your house.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
You could walk there in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 15 (32:49):
Okay, keep in mind the time one pm game starts.
We're still at the Yellow Rows. One thirty in the
first quarter, we're still at the Yellow Rows.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
I'll do the same way with football games. I'm doing races.
You let her by get there before you go.
Speaker 18 (33:07):
That's a strategy that makes that makes buying those tickets
he's worth even more.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Huh.
Speaker 15 (33:11):
Okay, one thirty one, thinking to myself, is there any
way out of this?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Huh?
Speaker 15 (33:17):
One thirty two in the bathroom at the Yellow Rose,
praying for help. This is Todd two pm, almost end
of the second quarter. We leave for the game.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Two pm.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Here we go.
Speaker 15 (33:31):
After much verbal abuse such as stupid, can't you drive?
Put yourself together? Man, Hello, it's all about me. We
finally arrive at VIP Parking in the rain.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Huh.
Speaker 15 (33:44):
Two fifteen walk six blocks out of the way in
the rain, just to see John Boy's name on the
panther plaque, which is misspelled John Piesley. This is two fifteen,
two thirty. After a long walk all over the stadium,
(34:05):
we realized we're lost. We're on the wrong side.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Of the stadium. I take it right out of elevators off.
Speaker 15 (34:14):
Two thirty two. Stop to say hi to a group
of baby dolls who recognize John Boy. Everyone is introduced
except me. I'm totally ignored.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Driving.
Speaker 15 (34:28):
Two thirty three, Ask God one more time for help.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Two thirty four.
Speaker 15 (34:35):
See a glimpse of the game on the TV monitor
as we're stopped by the second group of baby dolls
who recognize John Boy. Again. Everyone is introduced.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Except me, Hey, whatever your name is.
Speaker 15 (34:50):
Two thirty five. Back to looking for PSL seats. Two
thirty seven. Rescued by a friend who tells John Boy
where his seats are.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Mister, your seats are to the left, sir. Two thirty eight.
Speaker 15 (35:07):
Another baby doll recognizes him. Two forty stop to sign
a fans ticket. John Boy calls him Potna. Three pm.
Finally find seats, hold on three oh two, Leave seats
and John Boy complaints it's raining. Three oh three. Return
(35:37):
to seats alone to retrieve John Boy's jacket that he forgot,
only to be approached by NBA star Muggsy Bogues, who's
only common to me was tell John Boy he was
in his seats for only two minutes that may be
in the NFL record. We need just a little bit
more dedication from John Buoy this season. Three oh five.
(36:04):
Stop for yet another group of baby dogs who are
telling him how great he and Billy are. Billy three
oh six, wonder why Billy or any of the other
rest of the Big Show gang never come out with us.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Three oh seven. Realize what a stupid question that was.
Speaker 15 (36:29):
Three nine. Leave to go home after being sent to
get the car in the rain, while John Boy, Brad
and Rick Wade inside three twelve praying to be hit
by lightning, hit by car, food poisoning, anything to get
me out.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Of this hold on.
Speaker 15 (36:49):
Four PM. Back at the roads for dinner. We have cheese,
sticks and soups. Five pm. Take John Boy home and
listen to how tired he was from going to the
Panthers game and how much fun we've had today. Work
(37:16):
out of time. This is great. Five o five driving home,
trying to find a way to explain to my wife
and children how I came home without any celebrity autographs
during my first Panthers game with VIP treatment.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
It was that stupid Todd.
Speaker 15 (37:33):
He explain to them that the only celebrity I was
even close to was Munsey Bogus and all he wanted
to talk about.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Was John Boy. But you know it's true.
Speaker 15 (37:51):
You know that's how they treated him. That's why we don't.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Go Todd Good Morning a radio No.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
I just play worthy word log him. Reverend Billy Ray
Collins A major track from the Big show Biz Box
keyword for this myth Charley.
Speaker 6 (38:45):
Lane, Good morning, Nerd, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to allor but love it frims other in radio land.
This here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent Full of Hospital, Penny Coastal Assembly just
off State Road twenty three, Little fronted Road. Well, friends,
I see we got two big nuclear meltdowns in the
(39:06):
news lately. One of them's at some power playing over
in Japan, and the other is the cocaine commando from Hellywood.
Mister Charlie, shush, I hear the army is telling folks
to stay at least fifty miles from both of us. Oh,
Charlie thinks a good bit of hisself, don't he. Yeah,
(39:28):
he's a warlock, he's a ninjure, he's got tiger Wood's Blood.
One of the deacons Church says, I ain't never seen
that bigger loser talk so much about winning. I see
Charlie fixing a go on the road with his big
torpedoes A turpitude. Repentance is not an option floor show,
(39:50):
and folks grabbed up every ticket ten minutes after they
went on sale. Well, friends, I'm fixing us say something's
gonna surprise a lotigans. I think Charlie Shaheen is probably
the most honest, straight talking fella in the whole New
United States of America.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
That's right now.
Speaker 6 (40:10):
Think about it. Old Charlie thinks he's the center of
the entire universe. Everybody else's a troll and a loser.
If we'd all just recognize his genius, the world to
be a better place. That sounds screwed up, for sure,
it does. Well, what's the difference between that and O.
(40:31):
Croh Winfrey's little use your mind to make you Own
happiness deal she pushes on TV every day? Now? The
lights and the camera work might be at that better,
but the message is the same dead gum thing. Only
real difference is Ochres sneaky about it and Charlie don't
cut away for a nutri System commercial in the middle
(40:53):
of this hutch. The world today is plumbed up with
the gospel of self esteem. But the truth is most
folks already think too much of their self, which means
Okrah Winfrey and Charlie Shahen is two peas in a pond.
Oh now, Preacher, Okrah is a successful business woman and
(41:16):
Charlie's just a screwed up dopehead. Well it might look
like that right now, but the final outcome is the same, Beloved,
unless they get right with the Lord. One day, both
of them's gonna wind up on the end of a
stick at the devil's winnie row. Right before he sticks
them in the far he'll look at him and say, dull, losing,
(41:40):
unsaved friend. If your life ain't what it ought to be,
you don't need no tiger's blood, You need the blood
of Jesus. Come on down for some torpedoes of biblical
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