September 23, 2025 • 40 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we uncover a list of dumb things found on notes from Doctors.. - Tater has a new list of What to Watch.. - Alan Swann reminisces about his past golfing antics.. - Willie Nelson and Bill Clinton team up for a unique version of the Julio Iglesias hit, "To All The Girls I've Loved Before”.. - Mark Packer checks in for his Southern Fried Football report.. - We'll fill a request for Comedian,Tom Mabe getting revenge on a telemarketer selling carpet cleaning.. - and we’ll round out today's show with Mad Max’s rant on the time Arby's ran out of roast beef…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Hang out and play for it in minutes. Where's Julio
Iglecias is eighty two years old today? The say remember
that song he wrote to all the girls I loved before?
Oh Yes, very popular, even more popular when we had
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Willie and Willie sing it exclusively here on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
To all the girls I've loved.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Before, boot traveled in an out my drawers.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
They always will remain.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I left up little stone.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
On all the girls I've loved, To all the girls.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I want Caress.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Woo got me in this awful.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Mass this loves a funny thing.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
My fund is in a slave for all the girls
I've loved.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
A whims Chaine. You're always blowing.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
From Jennifer to falla Joe.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Each time another one comes calling.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I seal and show their ball.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
To all the girls who shared my life.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I had to hide them.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
From my wife. They all helped me to grow.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I thought no one.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Would know about all the girls I've loved Beeofle To
all the girls I've loved before, white House, in turns
by the school.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
They talked to Kennistan.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
We shared a fancy all.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
You better not saying anymore. He's always looking for some action.
It seems like my brain is in a fall and
now he needs a big distraction.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Looks like I'll have to whag the dog.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
To all the girls I've loved before, They'll probably be
a couple more.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You think you'd learn your lessons.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I couldn't keep from messing with all the girls out
long before. To all the girls he's loved before, who
traveled in and out drown, I'm glad they came along.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I dedicate the sung to all the girls.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I line, all right, let's play beat the Blood one
eight hundred big show. You told free line. We'll get
a contestant and play next. Good morning. It's a big
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showing the radio runner to your Tuesday I feature track
from the Big Show Bedfox, Mad Max and Armies ran
out of roast meat. It is a true story. There's
ricky you wear at Armies? How Max handled it to
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to play? May that happen to.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
That beats the blade.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Let's meet our contestant, Brett from Johnson City, Tennessee. Good morning,
breath O.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Good boy, all ride reck.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
We'll ask out girls some questions here. You agree or
disagree whether you think she's right or wrong. Two bells
for two buzzers and you win. Okay, see if you're
gonna read her dab.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Tay.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
The researchers say angry eating is a real thing, especially
with women, and according to their study, their go to
food of choice is what It.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Is impossible if they were able to sample the population
correctly on this one.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
There's just too.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Many angry women. I'm telling you, but I think we
on chocolate when we're really angry.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Okay, so you're saying chocolate is the go to food choice?
Red agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I'm going to disagree, and we'll say ice cream.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Okay, Well, all you have to do is be right
about disagreeing with chocolate. Let's take that first, and.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You are.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Right?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, everything, you're right again. It is ice cream. Cry
all right? Ice cream the favorite comfort food choice for
nearly fifty percent of the respondents. Next, we're other sugary
foods like cookies, chocolate and candy, and salty crunchy snacks
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like chips or crackers, and high car foods like pasta,
mac and cheese and pizza grounded out the list.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Whatever we can get our hands on at the inconvenience stuff.
Speaker 8 (07:13):
That's gonna make that hungry nothing sound again.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
All right, bread, there's one. Bet, I'll get another and
you win, Marcia. According to a workplace survey, about forty
percent of workers said they would be too embarrassed to
offer a co worker a ride unexpectedly.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Why is that, Oh, because they live like a pig
in their car.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Because they live like a pig in their car.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
ROAs in there and you get called out on it.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, you embarrassed because of that?
Speaker 9 (07:51):
Or to make you stand outside the car while they
clean it up.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Agree or disagree with that bread.
Speaker 10 (07:58):
I'm going to agree, and that was.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
The thing to do for the.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Wind, dirty and cluttered interior. Sound all right now, all
that left over pizza and ice cream, chocolate and crunchy snacks.
A bad night, okay, Brad, good work, buddy, big old
blue Emu price back, head up, Johnson City for you.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
All right, y'all? Boy, DEA's good?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Who who?
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Why?
Speaker 9 (08:27):
Why don't you?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Here we go jumping out, catching you up on your
news on the other side of time. Capsule of September
twenty third life.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one ex sports. Well.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I had a great birthday.
Speaker 10 (09:29):
Randy gave me a back massager since Jennifer's gone, and
and he didn't want to do it, and Jackie's come
along find me.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well, Jackie, watch my back massager. Randy gave me Jennifer gone.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
Then he looked at me like.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I love you Jackie, know that? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (09:48):
Well, and anyway, I had had a great birthday, A
little little.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Surprise party for me.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
Billy and Randy you know, came over the house, you know,
and kids running around, and it.
Speaker 11 (09:58):
Was weird because it's like they said, okay, be there
five thirty. So my wife and I pull up with
our kids at like five thirty, and like, Johnny's truck
is in the driveway, so I know he's there, and
I'm like, wait a minute, he's here. Not only that,
nobody else is here yet. What kind of a surprise
party is this? She said, and no presence?
Speaker 8 (10:17):
I said, what do we do?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
You come over there to eat?
Speaker 11 (10:20):
Walk in and yell surprise, and did yeah, So we
walk in. It was still a surprise because we walk in.
Johnny's like asleep in the bark a lounger with a
blanket over his head. I walked in, looked at us
like diddy sufferer.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Long.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
It was so good, and of course we all got
to bring our kids.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
And don't forget how John Boyce started scaring the children's.
Speaker 10 (10:46):
You know, a surprise party. I'm there in my underwear,
a sleep and the recliner.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
You know, it was a surprise friend of ours. His
little daughter. We caw stairs to the wreck room.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
She was up there cry and it's.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
The first time she's ever seen me.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
And he said, what's wrong, honey, And she said, the clown.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Is scaring me.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I get you figured birthday party.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
She figured that must be the cloud cloud scared.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
That's a true story.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
The clown is.
Speaker 8 (11:21):
Scaring scaring me.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Billy started saying things like as if it were coming
out of the little girl's sad.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
Like, this is the worst clown ever. Sink at it all.
Speaker 9 (11:29):
He doesn't eat, he's not even making any blow animals.
Speaker 12 (11:35):
Daddy, it was underwear.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Tamp him very much. Oh me.
Speaker 10 (11:46):
Anyway, And I said, all right, y'all, hurry up and
eat everybody out by Andy Griffin.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Billy said, can we just take it the gun?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I want to ruin your life.
Speaker 10 (11:56):
Hey man, y'all got out come to think of it,
surprise party, go, We pay for the food you eat.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I don't even get any presents.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Happy birthday, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 9 (12:08):
He's dumb as dirt, bless his heart.
Speaker 13 (12:10):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 14 (12:42):
Action Hello friends, your old pal Burt Bird here with
another nurple purple edition of John Boy and Philly Playhouse.
Today's episode This Burger is the Pits. As our story opens,
Ricky b Sharp and his lovely wife Lucy are having
lunch at your Bob's in doping Alabama.
Speaker 9 (13:03):
Oh you're just said tied bricky food just came out.
I'm starving.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
What back that hold on their sweet cheeks?
Speaker 9 (13:10):
I already said, Grace, pass the ketchup.
Speaker 12 (13:12):
Ain't going I note, we are not eating anything until
I have a word with that dadgum waitress.
Speaker 9 (13:18):
Here we go, a kid, Are you gonna make a
seed like you did when you found that todel in
your dadder putting an at Scabby's country kitchen?
Speaker 12 (13:26):
No, And I was totally right by the way to
take my socks off and walk in that pudding.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
Yeah, your socks still smell like a paedia colada.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
This was different.
Speaker 11 (13:36):
Uh huh.
Speaker 12 (13:37):
See, I was walking on back to the pisser there
and I saw something so terrible then it stopped.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
Me cold the day.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
Lower the mirror in the hallway.
Speaker 12 (13:47):
Another little olive in the old comedy gyro. No, I
could see in the kitchen and the cook there was
bawling up ground, meeting his bare hands and putting it
in his armpit and then squeezing it down to make
a patty and throwing it on the grind so so
so chirt picker I ordered the chicken, said with well,
(14:09):
there you go, there, you go. That's my Lucy, always
thinking of ourselves. Lucy, you will never understand the sacred
trust that exists between the diner and the dining. As
Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot, I live by an oath,
a creed, a solemn promise to care for our customers
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like a member of the family.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
I guess you must have taken a break from that
oath when pets Runt got busted for using guinea pig
meat instead of saucer.
Speaker 8 (14:42):
Uh huh, we are not talking about that. Let's get
that that gum waitress over here, Hello, Hello, here we go.
Miss I would like to have a word with you.
Speaker 9 (14:54):
How is everything?
Speaker 8 (14:55):
What do you need? A high chair if you're done
workshopping your material? There, paula pound cake.
Speaker 12 (15:05):
Got a bowl to pick with your cook. I saw
with my own two eyes him making burger patties in
his dad gum armpit. And and and don't make me
do it again, chirt picker.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
That is unsanitary, not to mention unprofessional. Ah, that's method.
You just see how he makes the doughnuts. Son of her.
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and billy playhouse.
Speaker 9 (15:39):
Excuse me, excuse me? Could I could I get a
dozen doughnuts to go?
Speaker 8 (15:43):
Thank you?
Speaker 12 (15:44):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the crusty old
run to Popula Skiddy pig Wrangler say, hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Good morning, You got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 15 (16:00):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve racking they are. I don't even complain when they
(16:21):
make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids that's where the comet hits.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
SONA, good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
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We doggin earlier this morning. It was on this day
in nineteen sixty nine, Marcus Wellby md TV medical drama
debuted on ABC in the Cana Networks first top rated series.
Well let's have some fun with doctors well.
Speaker 11 (17:25):
Finding the right doctor is a great thing, but finding
the wrong one not so much. Today's Big Show Top
ten list The top ten signs you've picked the wrong doctor.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Number ten.
Speaker 11 (17:38):
Directions to his office include the phrase turn off the
paved road. Number nine, magazines in the waiting room, Soldier
of Fortune and jugs.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Number eight.
Speaker 11 (17:52):
His MRI machine looks a lot like a tipped over
porta partty.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Number seven.
Speaker 11 (17:59):
First question during the medical history, You're not a cop,
are you?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Number six.
Speaker 11 (18:06):
Pocket patch on his white lab coat says food Genie
Meat department.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Number five.
Speaker 11 (18:14):
All the tongue depressors have a faint taste of Fudgsicle.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Number four.
Speaker 11 (18:21):
Your new cholesterol medicine comes in rainbow colors with little
ms on the side. Number three Pregnancy care involves appearing
on the Maury Povit Show. Number two giggles uncontrollably when
he uses the word rectum. And the number one sign
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you got a bad doctor. The diploma on the wall
is from something called the John Boy Barbecue Cooking School.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Good Morning Big Shows. On a coming up, we'd play
wordy word for one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls.
Not cleaning products made in the USA. Just go to
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more info. Just hang on, win you some in minutes.
Right now. The purveyor of Southern Fried football joins us
every Tuesday about this time, unless we had to put
(19:20):
him all for a day or two because he's very
busy in his retirement. It's Mark Packer. Good morning, pac Man.
Speaker 16 (19:27):
Good morning, John Boy. Hope life's treat you well. And
again Southern Pride Hope. It's hard to believe we're coming
up on the end of September. All right, Week five
of the college football season is upon us beginning this week,
John Boy. But I want to start with some sad news.
Speaker 17 (19:43):
Again.
Speaker 16 (19:44):
I know there's a lot of appalaches and state fans
out there that listen to you. Sean Clark was the
head football coach at app State, is alma mater for
a handful of years. He was the latest university of
such a Ford offensive linkage. He passed away, John Boy,
Sunday morning at the age of fifty. Just a really
gregarious guy, wonderful family. And again I thought some prayers
(20:07):
go out to him and all the app State fans
and so forth, and followed him from not playing perspective,
head coaching job and everything else. So really kind of
a sad story in college football. And he became ill
a couple of weeks ago and unfortunately passed away Sunday,
So you know, talks, some prayers go out to Sean Clark,
his family, his friend's app state, nature, and everything else.
(20:28):
So kind of puts things totally in perspective. When you
get news like that, there's no question.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Sure does Buddy, Sure does well.
Speaker 13 (20:34):
Thanks for mentioning, you got it.
Speaker 16 (20:37):
And as far as football goes, johny, let me start
on the crazy end. What the world's going on with
my alma man? Sweety I'm a Davos sweety one in three.
He's never started off one in three. The Tigers are
kind of a confusing mess. All that experience coming back
and something's going crazy. They just look off. They got
(20:59):
spanked by Syrah House over the weekend in Death Valley.
Again the Tickers won and three the worst start since
two thousand and four. But they're not the only punch
went out question the biggest disappointment in college football so far.
But John, but I always say those preseason polls, man,
you think you can't go too crazy with them, right
because I keep telling you after a couple of weeks,
people are gonna go, man, the world's coming to an end.
(21:21):
Everything else. But there's a number of other teams that
were in the preseason top twenty that are struggling. The
Florida Gators I mentioned that last week. Now they started
the season fifteenth in the country. They were one in three,
their worst start since nineteen eighty six. And the schedule
does not get any easier for Billing Apier. The game
Cocks are two and two, preseason number thirteen, a lot
(21:43):
of expectations. They get Kentucky this week again they should win.
Then after that the schedule gets ridiculous with LSU, Oklahoma, Alabama,
Ole Miss and A and M all in a row
in a row for South Caroline.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
After that.
Speaker 16 (21:58):
SMU was preseason sixteen, they're two and two. Kansas State
was preseason top seventeen. They're one in three. So a
number of teams have really gotten off to tough starts.
But no question, Dabbo and the Tigers have been the
biggest disappointment so far. But John Boyd, yes week five,
let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
What we got going on.
Speaker 16 (22:17):
You talk about some Southern pride football. That's what we
got going on this week. How about Alabama seventeenth in
the country at Georgia. Dogs are fifth in the country,
but I will point out Kirby Smart is favored to win.
They're at home. The Kirby Smart is one and six
against Alabama. The Tide has had their numbers, so keep
an eye on that one. LSU's fourth in the country.
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They're going down to the Grove sy All miss again
the revs. Lane Kippens got his teams playing lights out.
They're thirteenth in the country. Two really big time games
in the SEC. The biggest game in the country is
going to be Oregon at Penn State. A little Big
Ten action, but keep in mind John bow were talking
about coaches and struggles. James Franklin got everybody in their
brother back, but he is four and twenty against ap
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top ten teams. That is a monster showdown in the
Big Ten. Florida State's playing great, Miami's playing great in
the ACC. Knowles start on Friday night against Virginia. ACC
slate this week is not great, but Florida State and
Miami looked like the two best teams, So that's what
you got going on in the college football world, especially
a little Southern five football.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Good stuff, pack Man. We appreciate you, buddy. Let's see
what happens in week five. Will convene right here.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
You got it.
Speaker 16 (23:30):
By the way, Ryder Cup golf this week would be great.
The end of the baseball regular season, unbelievable races in
the wild card NFL. The Panthers are shutting people out
the world. It's upside down, John, But I don't even
know what to tell you, crazy sports world.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
There's no doubt man of Quesse uh everything on Clemson.
Well got I got it?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Now?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, that's it, you got it, You got it.
Speaker 16 (23:51):
We'll talk to you next week.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh right, there's a man Mark Packer. Appreciate your pack alright,
then let's play our game. What a word one eight hundred,
big show? You told re Line. We'll get a couple
contestants said, play next Good Tuesday morning, it's a big
(24:29):
show on the radio. With my feature track from the
Big Show, bed Box, Mad Max a true story Army's
ran out of roast beef as you can't imagine, Big
Max about half hot key word Arby's when you hit
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let's play.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Okay, the wordy word of a wordy word. A couple
of boys off a rocky top this morning. Michael from Knoxville, Tennessee.
Good morning, Michael, good morning. And Benjamin from Knoxville, Tennessee,
Good morning, Benjamin, benjh Are you there?
Speaker 15 (25:12):
Benjamin?
Speaker 5 (25:12):
There?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Your money?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Are you here? All right?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I got you now? All right?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Jack?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
And is just random? Do they know?
Speaker 11 (25:18):
We go?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Good?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I like you so Tayler and Benjamin?
Speaker 13 (25:22):
Okay, Michael and.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
John boy Okay, boys, lit'sten do two rounds thirty seconds each?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Up?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
We got how long seconds? Let's take their sons a
fifteen second there on me, it's possible, all right. What
kind of words we got? Just random? Random words? Boys,
random words? All right, Michael, me and you for the
first thirty Are you ready?
Speaker 13 (25:49):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Okay? Start the clock now, don't go sailing through the
Bermuda triangle. Yes, all right.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
The NFL has this where they picked players. It's the
big NFL What draft? Yes, uh huh. The blank score
not during the game, but the blank score was ten
to nothing. Box store. No, the when it's over the
blank store. Yes, final files. Okay, all right, you put
these up on your walls when you're young, like your
favorite the Fhaarah Fawcett was the wallinghasters. Yeah, okay, not
(26:22):
the entrance, but they excellent ball Are you giving him
that one?
Speaker 15 (26:27):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
He had it?
Speaker 5 (26:28):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Good word, Michael. Five on the board.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
That didn't sound like a question. That sounded like you
were that one.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Well, you know, I could not get way Jackie. She's
gotta have it in her head, Benjamin and Tater. So
if y'all can match a five or more? You ready, Benjamin,
I'll do my bell all right and go.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Children have to ask this before they take something. Or yes,
this is a circle, a square, a triangle. They're all
what yes?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (27:01):
Pink is my favorite one of these blue yours?
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Yep?
Speaker 9 (27:05):
Uh he crossed the finish blank.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Uh you have this to your car. I can't buy
your car unless you own the blank.
Speaker 17 (27:13):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Oh, look into my medical blank. That's where all the
history is my medical Nope, it's like a it's like
a yes, Wow, how do you like?
Speaker 8 (27:25):
It's like off?
Speaker 7 (27:26):
It's like off.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
That's all you needed with Benjamin there, all right, it
is six to five Benjamin Leeds Battle of Knoxville by
one on. Michael, here we go. Let's see what we
can do for around two. All right, uh there, Michael,
ready to go.
Speaker 13 (27:43):
Okay, I'm looking at okay, all right, okay.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
All right, start the clock now, Napa auto blank store parts. Yes,
rhyme's with it. This beats in your chest heart, Yes,
ryhmes with it. Not the finish, but the start rhymes
with it. You're not dumb, you are smart. Rhymes with it.
(28:08):
You're good at drawing. You major in.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Art?
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rhymes with it. Another name for a poot, for what poot?
That's the one that I should have got over all
the others don't go it? Did I just pronounce it?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
But good job, Michael. You put a six on that five.
We have an eleven. But Benjamin and Tatter they are
working good together. All y'all need is a five to
tie and six will win.
Speaker 13 (28:49):
All right?
Speaker 15 (28:51):
Go yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
Another name for a poot. Kids laugh at them, yep.
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listen to this.
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need it?
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Don't he doesn't lead, He blanks the opposite of lead.
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Follow follow for a five and a times.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
We go to overtime. Alright, boys, here we got a
fifteen second overtime. See if we can get us a winner.
I'm going to Michael, if we'd have got fart while
I go, tell Buck have been over. I'm not right?
All right, all right, Michael, We're gonna do an extra
(29:56):
fifteen seconds. Gonna go by real quick, have the time
to see what we can do. All right, okayay, am
I ready? I'm ready there? Okay, all right, start the
clock now. The super Bowl is the big what shoe? No, No,
the big yes game? Uh huh okay, don't frown, give
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me a nice smile. Yes, okay, girls Scout they sell
these girl Scout cookies. Yeah, all right, good word? Am
I gonna put a three on the board? Okay, Tater
and Benjamin, Yes, three will force double over time, Yes,
four will win? Okay, okay, and ready.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
Go I have to check my bank.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
Blank?
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How much do I have?
Speaker 4 (30:43):
No?
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The whole the whole shooting match is called what uh
you okay?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Uh you?
Speaker 9 (30:49):
A blank beam was where you don't fall over it?
Speaker 7 (30:52):
You have to have very good.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
It was violances, not a n the whim with Michael
had on that well WiM's street and want it over town.
Speaker 9 (31:04):
Let's damn Benjamin, Let's damn Denny Denny.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Benji No ben Tomorday day. Hey y'all, my sweet like
that man? All right, man, you give another shot down
the road. Buddy. We appreciate you, man, all right, yes, sir,
thank you guys so much.
Speaker 14 (31:18):
Can I give a shout out here?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
You go ahead.
Speaker 10 (31:21):
I'd love to give a shout out to my beautiful
wife Victoria, and my dad who got me started listening
to you guys over twenty years.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Ago, and all four of my wonderful kids all rides
passing on that. Benjamin. We appreciate you and yours buddy
hanging out there. My goal. Look at you, one hundred
and twenty dollars worth of the bull snot for your
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it's a more Reice Donahue out of Moss Point, Mississippi.
See mo res a guy asking about getting blood out
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a Tom Mabe taking his revenge on the telemarketers. We
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you've heard that law like someone breaks in your house? Yeah,
you want me to call the no no no that law?
Does that like apply to your relative or something?
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Speaker 4 (36:21):
Now you think I'm might in a sack full of
door knobs. Wait, that's how lump y'are anyway, y'all. I
went to the Arby's drive through the other day. As
I'm putting my order in, the girl on the speaker
interrupts and says, sir, we're out of roast beef. I said, sorry,
it's kind of noise out here for a minute. The
(36:42):
half fought us this, we're out of roast beef, and
she goes, yeah, we ran out of roast beef. I
repeat that in case any all this they ran out
of roast beef at arby I've had now hold on
for the last five years. Y'all beat me over the
head with the same poor words. We have the meats,
(37:05):
but now you're telling me you don't have the meat.
So I got four words to say to that, my
big one. Hey, Arvey's. Remember about sixty years ago when
the whole fast food industry meant for that big international
summit in Geneva to divvy up all the different food groups,
and they said, who wants roast beef? And y'all said,
(37:27):
well take it. Well, as far as I know that
treaty is still out the past. Seems like Arvey's has
got a pretty sweet deal because there's a whole bunch
of people trying to sell cheeseburgers. But we ain't asking
Arby's to go head to head with Burger King, McDonald's
and Wendy's. Or we want a chicken sandwich, here's Chick
(37:47):
fil A's, boat Jangles and Popeyes and Zasbies. But when
you won't slice roast beef on a bund hand it
out of a drive through window, there ain't but one
name individual this arby We don't need that deep voice
guy a TV commercial going we have the meats. He
(38:08):
can just say we have this one particular meeting that
all they need to do is make sure they actually
got some of that meats when I get there. And
you know what made this woman even worse. Arby's has
got roast beef categories so locked down. I couldn't even
flip the drive through gallibers, says threw, y'all. I'm taking
(38:29):
my roast beef business elsewhere. You know why, because Arby's
is the only one that tells rolls beed. Look, I
get it. Supply chain is the problem. For a lot
of companies. But when you supply chain ain't got but
one link in it, you probably want to stay on
top of it. When the inventory god Arby's gets this morning,
(38:51):
report that piece of paper ought to have one number
on it. How much roast beef have we got right now?
If it drips low sixty five percent, it's time to
get some cattle farmers on the phones and order a refill.
Don't get me wrong, Arby's, I love you. I've been
eating your food at least once a week for the
(39:11):
last fifty years. But if you don't really have the meats,
what are we even doing here? So check inventory, fix
your supply chain, racetocky locations, and quit running Mother Lunch
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Willie and Willie sing it exclusively here on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
To all the girls I've loved.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Before, boot traveled in an out my drawers.
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They always will remain.
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On all the girls I've loved, To all the girls.
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Speaker 2 (02:01):
Each time another one comes calling.
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I seal and show their ball.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
To all the girls who shared my life.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I had to hide them.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
From my wife. They all helped me to grow.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I thought no one.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Would know about all the girls I've loved Beeofle To
all the girls I've loved before, white House, in turns
by the school.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
They talked to Kennistan.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
We shared a fancy all.
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You better not saying anymore. He's always looking for some action.
It seems like my brain is in a fall and
now he needs a big distraction.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Looks like I'll have to whag the dog.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
To all the girls I've loved before, They'll probably be
a couple more.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You think you'd learn your lessons.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I couldn't keep from messing with all the girls out
long before. To all the girls he's loved before, who
traveled in and out drown, I'm glad they came along.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I dedicate the sung to all the girls.
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I line, all right, let's play beat the Blood one
eight hundred big show. You told free line. We'll get
a contestant and play next. Good morning. It's a big
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showing the radio runner to your Tuesday I feature track
from the Big Show Bedfox, Mad Max and Armies ran
out of roast meat. It is a true story. There's
ricky you wear at Armies? How Max handled it to
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to play? May that happen to.
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Let's meet our contestant, Brett from Johnson City, Tennessee. Good morning,
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Good boy, all ride reck.
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We'll ask out girls some questions here. You agree or
disagree whether you think she's right or wrong. Two bells
for two buzzers and you win. Okay, see if you're
gonna read her dab.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Tay.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
The researchers say angry eating is a real thing, especially
with women, and according to their study, their go to
food of choice is what It.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Is impossible if they were able to sample the population
correctly on this one.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
There's just too.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Many angry women. I'm telling you, but I think we
on chocolate when we're really angry.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Okay, so you're saying chocolate is the go to food choice?
Red agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I'm going to disagree, and we'll say ice cream.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Okay, Well, all you have to do is be right
about disagreeing with chocolate. Let's take that first, and.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You are.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Right?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, everything, you're right again. It is ice cream. Cry
all right? Ice cream the favorite comfort food choice for
nearly fifty percent of the respondents. Next, we're other sugary
foods like cookies, chocolate and candy, and salty crunchy snacks
(07:02):
like chips or crackers, and high car foods like pasta,
mac and cheese and pizza grounded out the list.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Whatever we can get our hands on at the inconvenience stuff.
Speaker 8 (07:13):
That's gonna make that hungry nothing sound again.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
All right, bread, there's one. Bet, I'll get another and
you win, Marcia. According to a workplace survey, about forty
percent of workers said they would be too embarrassed to
offer a co worker a ride unexpectedly.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Why is that, Oh, because they live like a pig
in their car.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Because they live like a pig in their car.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
ROAs in there and you get called out on it.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, you embarrassed because of that?
Speaker 9 (07:51):
Or to make you stand outside the car while they
clean it up.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Agree or disagree with that bread.
Speaker 10 (07:58):
I'm going to agree, and that was.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
The thing to do for the.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Wind, dirty and cluttered interior. Sound all right now, all
that left over pizza and ice cream, chocolate and crunchy snacks.
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Speaker 4 (08:24):
All right, y'all? Boy, DEA's good?
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Who who?
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Why?
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Why don't you?
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Here we go jumping out, catching you up on your
news on the other side of time. Capsule of September
twenty third life.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one ex sports. Well.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I had a great birthday.
Speaker 10 (09:29):
Randy gave me a back massager since Jennifer's gone, and
and he didn't want to do it, and Jackie's come
along find me.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well, Jackie, watch my back massager. Randy gave me Jennifer gone.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
Then he looked at me like.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I love you Jackie, know that? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (09:48):
Well, and anyway, I had had a great birthday, A
little little.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Surprise party for me.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
Billy and Randy you know, came over the house, you know,
and kids running around, and it.
Speaker 11 (09:58):
Was weird because it's like they said, okay, be there
five thirty. So my wife and I pull up with
our kids at like five thirty, and like, Johnny's truck
is in the driveway, so I know he's there, and
I'm like, wait a minute, he's here. Not only that,
nobody else is here yet. What kind of a surprise
party is this? She said, and no presence?
Speaker 8 (10:17):
I said, what do we do?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
You come over there to eat?
Speaker 11 (10:20):
Walk in and yell surprise, and did yeah, So we
walk in. It was still a surprise because we walk in.
Johnny's like asleep in the bark a lounger with a
blanket over his head. I walked in, looked at us
like diddy sufferer.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Long.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
It was so good, and of course we all got
to bring our kids.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
And don't forget how John Boyce started scaring the children's.
Speaker 10 (10:46):
You know, a surprise party. I'm there in my underwear,
a sleep and the recliner.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
You know, it was a surprise friend of ours. His
little daughter. We caw stairs to the wreck room.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
She was up there cry and it's.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
The first time she's ever seen me.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
And he said, what's wrong, honey, And she said, the clown.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Is scaring me.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I get you figured birthday party.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
She figured that must be the cloud cloud scared.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
That's a true story.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
The clown is.
Speaker 8 (11:21):
Scaring scaring me.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Billy started saying things like as if it were coming
out of the little girl's sad.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
Like, this is the worst clown ever. Sink at it all.
Speaker 9 (11:29):
He doesn't eat, he's not even making any blow animals.
Speaker 12 (11:35):
Daddy, it was underwear.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Tamp him very much. Oh me.
Speaker 10 (11:46):
Anyway, And I said, all right, y'all, hurry up and
eat everybody out by Andy Griffin.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Billy said, can we just take it the gun?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I want to ruin your life.
Speaker 10 (11:56):
Hey man, y'all got out come to think of it,
surprise party, go, We pay for the food you eat.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I don't even get any presents.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Happy birthday, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 9 (12:08):
He's dumb as dirt, bless his heart.
Speaker 13 (12:10):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 14 (12:42):
Action Hello friends, your old pal Burt Bird here with
another nurple purple edition of John Boy and Philly Playhouse.
Today's episode This Burger is the Pits. As our story opens,
Ricky b Sharp and his lovely wife Lucy are having
lunch at your Bob's in doping Alabama.
Speaker 9 (13:03):
Oh you're just said tied bricky food just came out.
I'm starving.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
What back that hold on their sweet cheeks?
Speaker 9 (13:10):
I already said, Grace, pass the ketchup.
Speaker 12 (13:12):
Ain't going I note, we are not eating anything until
I have a word with that dadgum waitress.
Speaker 9 (13:18):
Here we go, a kid, Are you gonna make a
seed like you did when you found that todel in
your dadder putting an at Scabby's country kitchen?
Speaker 12 (13:26):
No, And I was totally right by the way to
take my socks off and walk in that pudding.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
Yeah, your socks still smell like a paedia colada.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
This was different.
Speaker 11 (13:36):
Uh huh.
Speaker 12 (13:37):
See, I was walking on back to the pisser there
and I saw something so terrible then it stopped.
Speaker 8 (13:42):
Me cold the day.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
Lower the mirror in the hallway.
Speaker 12 (13:47):
Another little olive in the old comedy gyro. No, I
could see in the kitchen and the cook there was
bawling up ground, meeting his bare hands and putting it
in his armpit and then squeezing it down to make
a patty and throwing it on the grind so so
so chirt picker I ordered the chicken, said with well,
(14:09):
there you go, there, you go. That's my Lucy, always
thinking of ourselves. Lucy, you will never understand the sacred
trust that exists between the diner and the dining. As
Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot, I live by an oath,
a creed, a solemn promise to care for our customers
(14:32):
like a member of the family.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
I guess you must have taken a break from that
oath when pets Runt got busted for using guinea pig
meat instead of saucer.
Speaker 8 (14:42):
Uh huh, we are not talking about that. Let's get
that that gum waitress over here, Hello, Hello, here we go.
Miss I would like to have a word with you.
Speaker 9 (14:54):
How is everything?
Speaker 8 (14:55):
What do you need? A high chair if you're done
workshopping your material? There, paula pound cake.
Speaker 12 (15:05):
Got a bowl to pick with your cook. I saw
with my own two eyes him making burger patties in
his dad gum armpit. And and and don't make me
do it again, chirt picker.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
That is unsanitary, not to mention unprofessional. Ah, that's method.
You just see how he makes the doughnuts. Son of her.
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and billy playhouse.
Speaker 9 (15:39):
Excuse me, excuse me? Could I could I get a
dozen doughnuts to go?
Speaker 8 (15:43):
Thank you?
Speaker 12 (15:44):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the crusty old
run to Popula Skiddy pig Wrangler say, hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Good morning, You got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 15 (16:00):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve racking they are. I don't even complain when they
(16:21):
make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids that's where the comet hits.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
SONA, good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
(17:08):
We doggin earlier this morning. It was on this day
in nineteen sixty nine, Marcus Wellby md TV medical drama
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Well let's have some fun with doctors well.
Speaker 11 (17:25):
Finding the right doctor is a great thing, but finding
the wrong one not so much. Today's Big Show Top
ten list The top ten signs you've picked the wrong doctor.
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Number ten.
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Directions to his office include the phrase turn off the
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of Fortune and jugs.
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His MRI machine looks a lot like a tipped over
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Number seven.
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First question during the medical history, You're not a cop,
are you?
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Number six.
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Pocket patch on his white lab coat says food Genie
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Number four.
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Your new cholesterol medicine comes in rainbow colors with little
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on the Maury Povit Show. Number two giggles uncontrollably when
he uses the word rectum. And the number one sign
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you got a bad doctor. The diploma on the wall
is from something called the John Boy Barbecue Cooking School.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Good Morning Big Shows. On a coming up, we'd play
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Right now. The purveyor of Southern Fried football joins us
every Tuesday about this time, unless we had to put
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him all for a day or two because he's very
busy in his retirement. It's Mark Packer. Good morning, pac Man.
Speaker 16 (19:27):
Good morning, John Boy. Hope life's treat you well. And
again Southern Pride Hope. It's hard to believe we're coming
up on the end of September. All right, Week five
of the college football season is upon us beginning this week,
John Boy. But I want to start with some sad news.
Speaker 17 (19:43):
Again.
Speaker 16 (19:44):
I know there's a lot of appalaches and state fans
out there that listen to you. Sean Clark was the
head football coach at app State, is alma mater for
a handful of years. He was the latest university of
such a Ford offensive linkage. He passed away, John Boy,
Sunday morning at the age of fifty. Just a really
gregarious guy, wonderful family. And again I thought some prayers
(20:07):
go out to him and all the app State fans
and so forth, and followed him from not playing perspective,
head coaching job and everything else. So really kind of
a sad story in college football. And he became ill
a couple of weeks ago and unfortunately passed away Sunday,
So you know, talks, some prayers go out to Sean Clark,
his family, his friend's app state, nature, and everything else.
(20:28):
So kind of puts things totally in perspective. When you
get news like that, there's no question.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Sure does Buddy, Sure does well.
Speaker 13 (20:34):
Thanks for mentioning, you got it.
Speaker 16 (20:37):
And as far as football goes, johny, let me start
on the crazy end. What the world's going on with
my alma man? Sweety I'm a Davos sweety one in three.
He's never started off one in three. The Tigers are
kind of a confusing mess. All that experience coming back
and something's going crazy. They just look off. They got
(20:59):
spanked by Syrah House over the weekend in Death Valley.
Again the Tickers won and three the worst start since
two thousand and four. But they're not the only punch
went out question the biggest disappointment in college football so far.
But John, but I always say those preseason polls, man,
you think you can't go too crazy with them, right
because I keep telling you after a couple of weeks,
people are gonna go, man, the world's coming to an end.
(21:21):
Everything else. But there's a number of other teams that
were in the preseason top twenty that are struggling. The
Florida Gators I mentioned that last week. Now they started
the season fifteenth in the country. They were one in three,
their worst start since nineteen eighty six. And the schedule
does not get any easier for Billing Apier. The game
Cocks are two and two, preseason number thirteen, a lot
(21:43):
of expectations. They get Kentucky this week again they should win.
Then after that the schedule gets ridiculous with LSU, Oklahoma, Alabama,
Ole Miss and A and M all in a row
in a row for South Caroline.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
After that.
Speaker 16 (21:58):
SMU was preseason sixteen, they're two and two. Kansas State
was preseason top seventeen. They're one in three. So a
number of teams have really gotten off to tough starts.
But no question, Dabbo and the Tigers have been the
biggest disappointment so far. But John Boyd, yes week five,
let me tell you.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
What we got going on.
Speaker 16 (22:17):
You talk about some Southern pride football. That's what we
got going on this week. How about Alabama seventeenth in
the country at Georgia. Dogs are fifth in the country,
but I will point out Kirby Smart is favored to win.
They're at home. The Kirby Smart is one and six
against Alabama. The Tide has had their numbers, so keep
an eye on that one. LSU's fourth in the country.
(22:39):
They're going down to the Grove sy All miss again
the revs. Lane Kippens got his teams playing lights out.
They're thirteenth in the country. Two really big time games
in the SEC. The biggest game in the country is
going to be Oregon at Penn State. A little Big
Ten action, but keep in mind John bow were talking
about coaches and struggles. James Franklin got everybody in their
brother back, but he is four and twenty against ap
(23:03):
top ten teams. That is a monster showdown in the
Big Ten. Florida State's playing great, Miami's playing great in
the ACC. Knowles start on Friday night against Virginia. ACC
slate this week is not great, but Florida State and
Miami looked like the two best teams, So that's what
you got going on in the college football world, especially
a little Southern five football.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Good stuff, pack Man. We appreciate you, buddy. Let's see
what happens in week five. Will convene right here.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
You got it.
Speaker 16 (23:30):
By the way, Ryder Cup golf this week would be great.
The end of the baseball regular season, unbelievable races in
the wild card NFL. The Panthers are shutting people out
the world. It's upside down, John, But I don't even
know what to tell you, crazy sports world.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
There's no doubt man of Quesse uh everything on Clemson.
Well got I got it?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Now?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, that's it, you got it, You got it.
Speaker 16 (23:51):
We'll talk to you next week.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh right, there's a man Mark Packer. Appreciate your pack alright,
then let's play our game. What a word one eight hundred,
big show? You told re Line. We'll get a couple
contestants said, play next Good Tuesday morning, it's a big
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Speaker 8 (24:49):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Okay, the wordy word of a wordy word. A couple
of boys off a rocky top this morning. Michael from Knoxville, Tennessee.
Good morning, Michael, good morning. And Benjamin from Knoxville, Tennessee,
Good morning, Benjamin, benjh Are you there?
Speaker 15 (25:12):
Benjamin?
Speaker 5 (25:12):
There?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Your money?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Are you here? All right?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I got you now? All right?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Jack?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
And is just random? Do they know?
Speaker 11 (25:18):
We go?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Good?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I like you so Tayler and Benjamin?
Speaker 13 (25:22):
Okay, Michael and.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
John boy Okay, boys, lit'sten do two rounds thirty seconds each?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Up?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
We got how long seconds? Let's take their sons a
fifteen second there on me, it's possible, all right. What
kind of words we got? Just random? Random words? Boys,
random words? All right, Michael, me and you for the
first thirty Are you ready?
Speaker 13 (25:49):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Okay? Start the clock now, don't go sailing through the
Bermuda triangle. Yes, all right.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
The NFL has this where they picked players. It's the
big NFL What draft? Yes, uh huh. The blank score
not during the game, but the blank score was ten
to nothing. Box store. No, the when it's over the
blank store. Yes, final files. Okay, all right, you put
these up on your walls when you're young, like your
favorite the Fhaarah Fawcett was the wallinghasters. Yeah, okay, not
(26:22):
the entrance, but they excellent ball Are you giving him
that one?
Speaker 15 (26:27):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
He had it?
Speaker 5 (26:28):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Good word, Michael. Five on the board.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
That didn't sound like a question. That sounded like you
were that one.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Well, you know, I could not get way Jackie. She's
gotta have it in her head, Benjamin and Tater. So
if y'all can match a five or more? You ready, Benjamin,
I'll do my bell all right and go.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Children have to ask this before they take something. Or yes,
this is a circle, a square, a triangle. They're all
what yes?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (27:01):
Pink is my favorite one of these blue yours?
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Yep?
Speaker 9 (27:05):
Uh he crossed the finish blank.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Uh you have this to your car. I can't buy
your car unless you own the blank.
Speaker 17 (27:13):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Oh, look into my medical blank. That's where all the
history is my medical Nope, it's like a it's like
a yes, Wow, how do you like?
Speaker 8 (27:25):
It's like off?
Speaker 7 (27:26):
It's like off.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
That's all you needed with Benjamin there, all right, it
is six to five Benjamin Leeds Battle of Knoxville by
one on. Michael, here we go. Let's see what we
can do for around two. All right, uh there, Michael,
ready to go.
Speaker 13 (27:43):
Okay, I'm looking at okay, all right, okay.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
All right, start the clock now, Napa auto blank store parts. Yes,
rhyme's with it. This beats in your chest heart, Yes,
ryhmes with it. Not the finish, but the start rhymes
with it. You're not dumb, you are smart. Rhymes with it.
(28:08):
You're good at drawing. You major in.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Art?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Yes, rhymes with it. Add this to your shopping cart,
rhymes with it. Another name for a poot, for what poot?
That's the one that I should have got over all
the others don't go it? Did I just pronounce it?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
But good job, Michael. You put a six on that five.
We have an eleven. But Benjamin and Tatter they are
working good together. All y'all need is a five to
tie and six will win.
Speaker 13 (28:49):
All right?
Speaker 15 (28:51):
Go yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
Another name for a poot. Kids laugh at them, yep.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
Okay, a chalk blank, you ride on a chalk You
listen to this.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
I like all the bands.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
I like, I like country blank, I like yep you Hey,
I need more money, give me a blank?
Speaker 7 (29:11):
Sure, No, I need more money.
Speaker 9 (29:13):
Give me a than what I'm making, im I you
need it?
Speaker 7 (29:17):
Yes, there you go.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Don't he doesn't lead, He blanks the opposite of lead.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
Follow follow for a five and a times.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
We go to overtime. Alright, boys, here we got a
fifteen second overtime. See if we can get us a winner.
I'm going to Michael, if we'd have got fart while
I go, tell Buck have been over. I'm not right?
All right, all right, Michael, We're gonna do an extra
(29:56):
fifteen seconds. Gonna go by real quick, have the time
to see what we can do. All right, okayay, am
I ready? I'm ready there? Okay, all right, start the
clock now. The super Bowl is the big what shoe? No, No,
the big yes game? Uh huh okay, don't frown, give
(30:18):
me a nice smile. Yes, okay, girls Scout they sell
these girl Scout cookies. Yeah, all right, good word? Am
I gonna put a three on the board? Okay, Tater
and Benjamin, Yes, three will force double over time, Yes,
four will win? Okay, okay, and ready.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
Go I have to check my bank.
Speaker 9 (30:41):
Blank?
Speaker 7 (30:41):
How much do I have?
Speaker 4 (30:43):
No?
Speaker 7 (30:43):
The whole the whole shooting match is called what uh
you okay?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Uh you?
Speaker 9 (30:49):
A blank beam was where you don't fall over it?
Speaker 7 (30:52):
You have to have very good.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
It was violances, not a n the whim with Michael
had on that well WiM's street and want it over town.
Speaker 9 (31:04):
Let's damn Benjamin, Let's damn Denny Denny.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Benji No ben Tomorday day. Hey y'all, my sweet like
that man? All right, man, you give another shot down
the road. Buddy. We appreciate you, man, all right, yes, sir,
thank you guys so much.
Speaker 14 (31:18):
Can I give a shout out here?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
You go ahead.
Speaker 10 (31:21):
I'd love to give a shout out to my beautiful
wife Victoria, and my dad who got me started listening
to you guys over twenty years.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Ago, and all four of my wonderful kids all rides
passing on that. Benjamin. We appreciate you and yours buddy
hanging out there. My goal. Look at you, one hundred
and twenty dollars worth of the bull snot for your
victory grade o old buddy road. Heck you out ride.
(31:47):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. By
quests with John Boy who we got here more Ree Morris, No,
it's a more Reice Donahue out of Moss Point, Mississippi.
See mo res a guy asking about getting blood out
of the carpet when the telemarketer called. That'd be but
a Tom Mabe taking his revenge on the telemarketers. We
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got it for you, Maurice. Next. Good morning, and it's
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a big show on the radio. Something you would like
to hear about this time only through Friday. Pill us
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Donahue out of mars Point, Mississippi is a quiz right here?
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Yes, hello is this mister mister ram This is taught
from Give Me Carpet Cleaning. We're calling people in your
area to tell you bet are twenty nine ninety. Oh
my gosh, I can't. I can't believe you called. Look,
can you guys get blood out of the carpet?
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Well?
Speaker 18 (33:06):
I got blood all over the place, man, Oh try uh, well, okay, yeah, sure,
I mean I got like I got on the drapes,
I got it, I got it on the couch, I
got it all over.
Speaker 15 (33:16):
The flight in there.
Speaker 18 (33:19):
Gosh, there David I might be no, no, no, no no,
Look here can you can you? Can you come now?
Look I'm at thirty three.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
I don't know. I have to I have to look.
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What what's your name? What's your name? Look here I
got you could do me a favor here that whatever
you're gonna make this way, I swear I'll double it.
I'll pay you a cat. And what was that shoe
do you wear?
Speaker 4 (33:43):
I look back?
Speaker 18 (33:44):
I got blood all it? Look look the lost says
someone breaks in your house and you shoot them. That's okay, right,
you've heard that law like someone breaks in your house? Yeah,
you want me to call the no no no that law?
Does that like apply to your relative or something?
Speaker 4 (34:00):
You think?
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 17 (34:03):
I mean.
Speaker 18 (34:05):
I need you, man, I need to help me.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
I hear.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Do you sure?
Speaker 14 (34:15):
So what about me having somebody call you?
Speaker 17 (34:17):
Or something new?
Speaker 4 (34:19):
What do you do you mean? What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Speaker 18 (34:20):
I want you to complete it? I want I need
this carpet clean. I wanted like I want up where
there's you got a big band? Are you you mean
a vand well that they will be that they've got Tuesday.
No no, look you you can you come home? Can
you clean carfience?
Speaker 13 (34:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 18 (34:34):
No, I just to tell Mark, Hey, I just went
on talking. I can't just give you the prices. Uh no,
no kind of Oh man, I gotta go, I gotta.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Go by.
Speaker 18 (34:48):
Hello mister maybe yeah, yeah it's mister.
Speaker 12 (34:55):
Carpet cleaning place.
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Speaking with one of our call marketers.
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Police or anything like that.
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Speaker 18 (35:24):
I was shaving and it just got a little our
control month time. Thanks for every Thanks for the call appreciation.
I appreciate it.
Speaker 17 (35:32):
Thanks Oboyam on that showing the radio like a mad
(36:04):
Max fild John on Billy.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Album like a lot of you make your own mad
MIC's album that happened to you? Like this keyword Army's
when you hit the bit bucks at the Big Show
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Speaker 4 (36:21):
Now you think I'm might in a sack full of
door knobs. Wait, that's how lump y'are anyway, y'all. I
went to the Arby's drive through the other day. As
I'm putting my order in, the girl on the speaker
interrupts and says, sir, we're out of roast beef. I said, sorry,
it's kind of noise out here for a minute. The
(36:42):
half fought us this, we're out of roast beef, and
she goes, yeah, we ran out of roast beef. I
repeat that in case any all this they ran out
of roast beef at arby I've had now hold on
for the last five years. Y'all beat me over the
head with the same poor words. We have the meats,
(37:05):
but now you're telling me you don't have the meat.
So I got four words to say to that, my
big one. Hey, Arvey's. Remember about sixty years ago when
the whole fast food industry meant for that big international
summit in Geneva to divvy up all the different food groups,
and they said, who wants roast beef? And y'all said,
(37:27):
well take it. Well, as far as I know that
treaty is still out the past. Seems like Arvey's has
got a pretty sweet deal because there's a whole bunch
of people trying to sell cheeseburgers. But we ain't asking
Arby's to go head to head with Burger King, McDonald's
and Wendy's. Or we want a chicken sandwich, here's Chick
(37:47):
fil A's, boat Jangles and Popeyes and Zasbies. But when
you won't slice roast beef on a bund hand it
out of a drive through window, there ain't but one
name individual this arby We don't need that deep voice
guy a TV commercial going we have the meats. He
(38:08):
can just say we have this one particular meeting that
all they need to do is make sure they actually
got some of that meats when I get there. And
you know what made this woman even worse. Arby's has
got roast beef categories so locked down. I couldn't even
flip the drive through gallibers, says threw, y'all. I'm taking
(38:29):
my roast beef business elsewhere. You know why, because Arby's
is the only one that tells rolls beed. Look, I
get it. Supply chain is the problem. For a lot
of companies. But when you supply chain ain't got but
one link in it, you probably want to stay on
top of it. When the inventory god Arby's gets this morning,
(38:51):
report that piece of paper ought to have one number
on it. How much roast beef have we got right now?
If it drips low sixty five percent, it's time to
get some cattle farmers on the phones and order a refill.
Don't get me wrong, Arby's, I love you. I've been
eating your food at least once a week for the
(39:11):
last fifty years. But if you don't really have the meats,
what are we even doing here? So check inventory, fix
your supply chain, racetocky locations, and quit running Mother Lunch
Combo van. Y'all have a nice day.
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