April 29, 2025 • 41 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Willie P. calls about something in his freezer.. - Tater runs down this week’s “What to Watch”.. - Barry White shows up at Jackie’s at 2:00am - and is turned down.. - Astronerd - aka Jokenerd workshops his ‘Wife Jokes”.. - The Mayor of Dismal Seepage is planning a “Yankee Go Home” Festival.. - Mark Packer checks in with this weeks update on the world of sports.. - Oliver goes to the beach with John Boy and Mad Max goes to a gay Mexican wedding…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good Tuesday morning, April twenty nine, Big Shows on the
Radio with our feature track for The Big Show, Big Box,
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right now, it's time for Beat the Blas. Let's meet
(00:46):
a contestant. We got Penny out of Columbus, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Good morning, Kenny, Good morning, welcome Penny.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
For your thoughts. Tater's got two.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Cents worths she's gonna use later, okay, Yeah, and you
know we'll ask Marcy some questions. You agree or disagree
with her answer, you get two bells before two buzzers
and you win. I alright, alright, let's do it. Then
let's look at a group of female chickens. I know
(01:22):
you are cruising around my chickens.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yes, and farms call me so.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
A group of chickens, a female or hens, is called
a brood.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
A brood. What do you call a group of roosters?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Uh, peckers?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Peckers, yeah, peckers from Graham from ground No.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
I remember you were telling me when we were on
the on the four wheeler. It's called a clutch. A
clutch a group of roosters is called a clutch.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Penny, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Agree?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Uh, I was showing her change gears. She must have
been confused.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Which is I know our new picture? Many a flock
a roosters, a flock, just like a flock of birds.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Okay, okay, remember that they are all right there.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Well, let's see what we're gonna do here. All right,
all right, both of you ladies. All right, If you
enter a lady's restroom with three stalls along one wall,
which stall is likely to be the cleanest?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Oh, that's easy, the one Randy's coming out of.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm not here because he still do that clean up there.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
You know, he's very particular.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Lay the little paper on the seat.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
That would be the first stall, John boys.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
All right, So let's say three stalls along one wall,
public restroom. The cleanest, you said, is.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
The first one. Everyone wants to go to the last one.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
The first one.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Okay, So, Penny, do you agree or disagree with toty?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
You can rely on your own Yeah, yeah, feel free.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
I disagree, And that was the thing to do.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yes, the last one especially, Yes, the last one you
should lie.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Okay, I got that right.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yes, you're wrong.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
It's actually the first stall.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Okay, wait a minute, here's the answer. Let me read
the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Okay, the first stall in a public restroom is usually
the cleanest. Oh, but seeking privacy, most people skip it
and opt for the third or last one. So Tater,
you said it was the first one, didn't you? I did,
and that one did and you so wow that loses Wow,
(04:05):
Well this wasn't this fun. Let's just all pull ourselves together, Penny.
We're gonna make you happy before we hang up.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
All right, okay, thank you? All right, you got it?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Baby?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Of course you can.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I want to give a shout out to Harley, Maverick
and Lares.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Hey, y'all. All right, well there you go.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
We'll leave me right there.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I go ahead, letting Penny playing on the big show.
Thank you gotta babe.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
All right, I'm entering the ladies restroom. Three stalls on
the ride. Don't go to the third one. I was
a dirty because everybody skips the first two. Go to
the first one. What about men's restroom?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Same thing?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Wow? Really yeah, MAT's answering that survey.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You just hang out, go after Randon like you said
at first, just one we got to part.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
We're moving on.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
Hm hm. This is the award winning John Boy and
(05:33):
Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Yeah. How you folksing Leonard?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Well in the night?
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Leonard?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, and you're liplessest cousin.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
I reckon, I gotta let climb to it.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
All right, So how you do this morning?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Oh hail, I'm all right.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Did you get some breakfast? So you're still eating?
Speaker 9 (06:09):
Now?
Speaker 7 (06:09):
I always fund like you. Okay, I'm am afflicted.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
You know.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
I was born with the tip of my tongue attached
to the roof of my mile.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Wow, I've never heard of that.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Ben.
Speaker 10 (06:20):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
The whole dang family got mouth prawl.
Speaker 10 (06:25):
His lip, don't touch Uncle Claul got to jaw looked
like a pair of dispenser America bulldog because of Emmeline
got the lizard tongue like old jeans shimmer. He's steely
ice cream off your cone if you don't wah. And
(06:46):
my brother Bart he got two rows of teeth top
and bottom. I get shark in jaw. That makes for
one dang ugly family.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Where so the timer your tongue at touching the roof
of your mouth up. Yes, sir, that sounds kind of awful.
Oh hell, it sounds like something that would be easy
enough to have fixed. Well, you know, I thought about it.
You know, I wrote the letter from the v A hospital.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
I ain't sent it yet.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
No, why up, can't let that that?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Come on?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Have you seen the doctor at all?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (07:27):
I went once, had to cut the visit short.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
You know how come well when he told me to
stick out my tongue and say, ah, I figured that
he's making sport.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Isn't it uncomfortable?
Speaker 8 (07:40):
No?
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Not really. You know there's stuff I can't do. Of course.
It's kind of hard on the grand kids.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
You know, well, how is it hard on the grandkids?
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Well, you know youngins or plum crazy about them fart noises.
I can't do that. I showed you. Look see what
I mean. You can't do it right after the tongue
in there.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Show that's a pretty penniful aura.
Speaker 8 (08:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
They're kindly put out by it too.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
It must break your heart.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Oh hell, i'mo.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
If nothing else, he kind of kind of sounds like
it's be inconvenient, yo.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
Yeah, it's a burden on a fella. There's lots of
stuff you can't do you know, like you can't stick
your tongue out of folks. You gotta just rely on
flipping them the birds. I ain't never had an ice
cream cone.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
I can remember.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
Kind of put your car bosh on a fella's love
life too. You know, I guess after all, you can't
get the lady's listen. You can whistle at them, say
what you means. So if you're not making time with
the ladies, you must become of low. Oh hellim.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Truth be told. I've been married about thirty years.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Really, what's your wife like?
Speaker 7 (08:57):
Everything but mad? For I can tell.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I'm sure she she loves you, or you'd.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
Huh you know what she can give me for Christmas
this year?
Speaker 10 (09:07):
I can't imagine a book of daggumb tongue questions like
Liper says, what do you trink about life that wasn't
very nice?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
That it hurt your feeling?
Speaker 10 (09:18):
Oh hell, I'm well, listen, I got to go out there.
I don't think I got the food bugger coming on.
The old lady wants to take me home and take
my temperature. And since I can't hold that urn my.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Tongue, you getting the pressure.
Speaker 11 (09:34):
Poor god.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Hell a cup of coffee on the way.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I shun Boy and Billy.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Exactly my point, my ball kept young friend.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning, there's a big
(10:16):
seen radio. I know you wait a say where packer
comes down on balla chick and his young girlfriend sports
were the pack band is about twenty minutes away.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Laster backs.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Right now.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Action, Hello friends, you're old pal Berdford here with another
court hool chattering edition of John, Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Today's episode Mystery in the Morgue.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
As our story opens, a morgue assistant is examining a
freshly delivered corpse.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Thanks, Sammy, I'll take it from here. Okay, let's see
here Luke Lathan forty five years old, cause of death natural. Okay,
mister Lathan, let's get you in the cooler. I'll just
roll you over onto the tree. Hold on, what's this?
Speaker 10 (11:09):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Chief?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Chief?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Can you come here and look at this?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
It's better to be good.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
I'm watching my stories.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
We just got a fresh one in and I was
putting them on the tray.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
You know, see this?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
What am I supposed to be looking at?
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 10 (11:23):
Look?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
The guy has a cork in his butt.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
There's a lot of weirdos out there, kid, make a
note of it and move on.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
I'm going back to watch my stories.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Yeah, okay, I just can't imagine why someone would put
a cork in their butt? What's it hiding? What's it
holding in? And inquiring minds want to know. I'll I'll
just pop it out.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
B double are you? And BW double are you? And
what in the world?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Maybe it was just my imagination. Has to be only
one way to find out.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I've got friends, no places.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Okay, that's not right.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Cheef cheef what? Okay?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
My curiosity got the best of me, all right, and
I took the cork out of his butt.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
So you're some kind of weirdo? Is that what you're
trying to tell me?
Speaker 12 (12:14):
Just listen to this, say good looking? What you got cooking?
How about cooking something with me?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
See every single song is a country tune. Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Not really? Not really? Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
This is the most incredible thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Come on, kid, any old butthole can sing country music?
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Son of um.
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Speaker 3 (16:06):
I think at a word. We'll figure it out right now.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I ain't gotta thank every week about this time because
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Mark Packer, Good morning, pac Man. Oh sorry, sorry, sorry
I turned the wrong one up. I thought I was ready.
Now I'm officially ready. Good morning again, Mark.
Speaker 11 (16:26):
Good morning, John Boy. How's life creet you? Everything good
over there at the city.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh yeah, I got my right button everything? Oh, one,
can't mess it up. So pack we've been talking about
this and can't wait.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Do we get pack on?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
What is the deal with Belichick and his haughty little girlfriend.
Taylor's been bringing me up to date on some pictures
of her, and I know they are fifty years apart
in age, and she kind of took over a sixty
minute interview there for a little.
Speaker 11 (16:53):
Bit, well a couple things. Number one, it was CBS
Sunday Morning. Oh okay when it took place. The difference
is not fifty John Boy, Let's get it right. He's
forty eight years younger. But here's what I would tell you,
all right, And I've not met Bill Belichick, I've not
interviewed him. I don't know her at all, but you
(17:13):
know I did see the clip, and you know, so
he got seventy three year old Bill Belichick. He got
his forty five year old sweatshirt with Navy on the
hole in it. You got the twenty four year old girlfriend,
and they're on CBS to talk about a book, and
the only thing the guy wants to interview him about
is how did they meet? So a couple of things
that come into play here. Johonna Number one, I don't
(17:35):
care how they met. I really none of my business.
That's his personal life. If he's in love with her,
good for him, Good for her, all right. But here's
my issue with all of it.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
You know, the.
Speaker 11 (17:46):
University of North Carolina is paying him ten million a
year to have a great football program. I would assume
it wouldn't ask much of the head football coach making
ten million dollars a year University of North Carolina to
show up for a national television interview not wearing a
torn navy sweatshirt. But maybe you can find a tar
(18:09):
Hill hoodie and you could cut the arms off, or
put a hole in in, or do whatever makes you happy,
put a barbecue stain in. I don't care what you do.
I don't care about his personal life. The only thing
I'll worry about is to make sure North Carolina football
is good.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
I mean, that's what he was hired to do.
Speaker 11 (18:24):
All this other stuff like CBS, Hey, if you want
to go down that gutter, knock yourself out. If somebody
asked me about my personal life, I would hope my
wife would interject and say, you don't want to know that,
and it's none of your business. So when I saw
all that stuff Sunday, I just shook my head, going, man,
where are we going in the world of journalism? But
Bill Belichick has been hired to win football games at Carolina.
(18:47):
What he does with his personal life, as long as
it's above board, I don't care what he does. But
the whole thing was awkward. It was cringey, and from
a pr perspective, it wasn't the best of looks.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
I will just say that, no, and.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
You know so, so some people say maybe she's handling
like social media, because I hear there's some pictures out
about I got Tayter dragging them down where he's holding
her up on his feet or something.
Speaker 11 (19:11):
You know, I would kind of like to tell you
that what you do with your personal time if you
want to, if you want to pretend I'm going to
dress up like a fisherman and my girlfriend is a
uh some kind of I don't know what it was.
I saw the pictures and just went on pass. I mean,
I got better things to do my life. But if
that's what makes him happy and it's not breaking the law, right,
(19:33):
then go for it. But you do need to understand
you're the head football coach at North Carolina. Now, if
he was retired and you know, fly fishing, and hey,
I'm going to go and and this is a twenty
four year old I want to.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
Go for it.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
I don't care what you do.
Speaker 11 (19:46):
But again, you're an employee of the University of North
Carolina and your job is to win football.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
May dress according but.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Here's the thing that is the blessing and the curse
of social media. So if you're gonna put it on
social media, then the other media is going to grab
it and want to talk about it because it's relevant
apparently to them, because that's how they're branding themselves. And
so it's like it is a blessing. It occurs either
you participate in it or you don't, but if you do,
it's out there.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
But then we got pac Man, who knows the sports
and his job and what the deal is you got
to see on his side, you know, games, but you're
right if they put it out there or to be
about a free game.
Speaker 11 (20:26):
Again, I don't know her at all. I've never met
her either, but she apparently is in a position from
a pr standpoint with social media to help not only
build but also the program. So again, that's if that's
what you want to do and you think that puts
your program in the best light, and go for it,
and then whatever the consequences and repercussions of it, you'll
(20:49):
have to deal with it one way or the other.
But you know, what Bill Belichick does in his personal
life is in my business. A matter of fact, if
you told me Pack you're getting ready to go interview
Bill Belichick in five minutes, and you said, all right, well,
what are the questions you're going to ask about? The
last thing I would want to do is, hey, how's
it going with the twenty four I mean, you know,
I want to ask him about what I do for
(21:11):
a living, at least what my audience would want to
hear about. But if you're interested in somebody's sex life,
you know, we got enough stuff going on with with
people in the media and sex issues and all that stuff.
The world is just gone to hell in a handbask.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
We've got ta entertainment news to go.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
Crazy.
Speaker 11 (21:30):
We've lost sight of it.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
That social media world.
Speaker 11 (21:34):
I mean, you know, if it's about clicks or about
having some kind of credibility, those are two different things.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
That's crazy. Well, you are going to be up close
on Belichick. You've got the ACC Days coming up like
you always do before, before the season and everything. So
I'm looking forward to you getting to know him and
we'll live vicariously through you.
Speaker 11 (21:53):
Yeah that the ACC Football Media Days or not till
the end of July. So actually we got some time
between now and all that stuff. But you know, between
all that going on, Johnny and then you have this
Judor Sanders thing and the draft. Yeah, people making it
out and all. Everybody's got some kind.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Of conspiracy theory.
Speaker 11 (22:11):
I mean, the whole world is nuts.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I mean, it really is crazy.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
What we're doing.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
It's nuts.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Let's just concentrate on some sports and use it to
get away from all the nonsense, isn't it.
Speaker 11 (22:21):
Yeah, you know, like John Boy this weekend, the Kentucky
Derby and the event that I've always wanted to coaches
never attend. It's my number one bucket list. The one
hundred and fifty first running is this weekend, and ironically,
here we are talking about journalism and the lack thereof
or lack of credibility. Guess who the favorite is in
the derby this weekend? A horse named journalism. So we
(22:43):
go figure, right, I mean that's just kind of that's
what we got. So journalism is the favorite and the
derby coming up.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
This weekend, watch journalism toward the end. Yeah, that's it,
you got it, all right? Back, Will you have a
good week, buddy, We'll catch up next week. All right,
John boy, I'll be good. Shout you so much.
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these words.
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All right, all right, he hasn't looked up.
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Speaker 1 (25:15):
You don't carve.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
No, you don't carve it. It's another word. It's a
word that only means that you can blank that statue.
I will blanket with this little knife drop. So do
you have any idea what that word?
Speaker 8 (25:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
No, no, blank a blank er.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Maybe if you look out at you so there's a blanker.
Thanks for starting that with that one. Ready zero, we
see you what Taylor.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Jackie can do?
Speaker 6 (25:55):
All right?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Jackie? You ready by it? I mean buddy baby after Jackie?
All right, Jackie Taylor ready go all right?
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Sometimes they say this when you're when you're working out,
you blank your body. You know, you lose a little
bit here, bulke up a little bit there. You do
this to also clay? You can you like mold it?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
You blank it?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Yeah, but it's another word for like molding it. I
will blank a figure of you. I will, I will,
and then it'll turn it into a blank chir Yeah,
I know it's sculpt. We're gonna move on. Hey, boys
and girls will play with these. Hey, boys are gonna
play alright.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Well she already gave that away.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Sculpt boys, sculpt you sculpt a statue? All right, But
that's all right. We got one just sitting there. It's
one and nothing going in around two. By here we
go a brand new word. Ready stuck the clock. Now
these are little toys that kids put together, and they're
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all over the floor and you step on them and
hurt your feet when you have young kids.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
There go there you go.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Hey, I'm gonna go to the gym and I'm gonna
go jog. I'm gonna go jog. That's part of my
what no, no, no jog? Lift weights, what do you do?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Just the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
I'm going work out?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
You know another word?
Speaker 6 (27:28):
Exercise?
Speaker 7 (27:29):
Ayah boy?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
All right, jack saw blank you put them together? Puzzle
bow you.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Go, Billy.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Alright, we rallied for a three O net one a
total of four.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
So Tater and Jackie four will time, five will win.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
All right, looks like we're getting down to some simple
words here, Jackie and Tater.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Sorry so tricky.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
All right, ready, Jackie and.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Go it's Indy.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Let's go fly a.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (28:03):
You like to do this?
Speaker 4 (28:04):
You you like to go and uh do this to
a mountain?
Speaker 7 (28:08):
You go up it?
Speaker 6 (28:09):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Okay, say that. Make it, make it where you're moving.
Make it an action word. Your climb to the top. Yes,
you watch these They have feathers. They live in trees.
You watch them. They tweet, you collect these. They they
kids love them. They put them on their shirts and
on paper.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
If you would have said stickers, you would have tied.
Speaker 7 (28:37):
But jacket.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Jack very much.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
You can try again, Buddie. We appreciate you playing man.
Speaker 8 (28:52):
Yes, sir, you.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
Hang on barely.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
We'll hook you up with the prize pack.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
Thank you, John Boy, appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Thank you all right, Buddy and George. Good morning, got
the big showing the radio bitter.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Request time kind aground with John Boy.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I repace out of Boone, North Carolina. A beautiful boon
up in the mountain. See what our says I'd like
to hear, Oliver, especially the one about going on vacation
to the beach.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Shared hour. We'll do it for you next. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
It's a big showing the radio that requested bit. I
repace out of Boone, North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Here this with Oliver. It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Well well, well, the kids are finally heading back to school,
signaling that another summer is nearly behind us, and that
means another long, painful, embarrassing beach vacation with my wife's
family will scar my memory for years to come.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
Oh, I could have gotten out of it.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
All I had to do was say something like, oh,
I don't know, let's see no, but not me, not
good old go along to get along, Oliver, Let this
be a lesson for all the children out there.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Choices have consequences.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
You only have to look as far back as our
most recent president election to see that one little mistake
can lead to rack.
Speaker 7 (31:05):
Ruin and resentment.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Where to begin.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Since we were only going to the beach, we drove
now for a normal sized bunch of standard SUV would
have been plenty big enough. But when I'm the smallest
person in the vehicle, that's the first of many problems
to come. The missus, her sister, and their mother took
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up most of the room. Me I was stuffed in
the back with the luggage. Here's something to remember. Big
people have big clothes. Big clothes mean big suitcases. And
on top of that add the many bags of groceries.
(31:53):
That's right, groceries, because God forbid, they don't have checks
mix and Little Debbie snack cakes at Myrtle Beach. So
there I was crammed between the luggage and the lunch,
listening to the Unholy Trinity talk about dieting and men
(32:13):
something none of them know anything about.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Myrtle Beach has some.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Of the finest restaurants in the world, and we visited
every single one of them twice, and nothing sends the
full figured gals into agasmic friendly frenzy.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Like the phrase all you can eat.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
I should mention that you have to be prepared for
some horrific sights when traveling with the axis of eat all.
It's like watching garbage disposals with breasts, and Heaven help
you if it's family night. I've seen young children trampled
(33:04):
beneath heaving cankles when it was hinted that more crab
legs were coming out, then came the activities. Now, some
large people have common sense when it comes to outdoor fun,
just go outdoors. But not my wife and her family.
Speaker 7 (33:26):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Neither shame nor conscience, nor full length mirrors in the
hotel kept the ladies from going to the beach in
bathing suits. I think I just threw up in my buffley.
It looked like a Chick fil aad. The only bright
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spot was that none of them wore a two piece.
It was more like an eight piece, extra crispy. They
hinted they were going to try to bury each other
in the sand, but there's only so much sand even
at the beach. Thank goodness they wore sunscreen, because all
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three of them trying to get a tan would have
been a lot to ask.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Of the sun. And the sweat, Oh, dear God, the sweat.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
If I'd have had a bag of flour, I could
have made enough gravy to feed the cavalry. I'll pick
the hairs out of it. And don't forget the shopping now.
Shopping requires a lot of walking, unless you're my wife's family.
(34:47):
Then you co opt every single electric cart to lug
your corn fed butt from sail to sail, tires bulging
under the strain, a double helping of ass spilling over
both sides of the seat. You could all almost hear
the extra large shuttle shocks groaning in pain, and the
electric batteries crying for mercies. The tractor that moves the
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shuttle to the launch pad has easier days than these
four industrial strength rascals. And off they went, barreling through
the aisles, knocking over pedestrians like a pack of rabbit
dom Delouise impersonators, pulling items off the rack and then
heading to the fitting rooms. The fitting room, how ironic,
(35:36):
since nothing fit. Here's a tip if you can't fit
into the fitting rooms. Chances are you're not going to
fit into the clothes either. And then at last, mercifully
it was over home again, Home again, jiggyy jig the
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whole big can cloth and their bags of cheap Katchki's
and store bought shells.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Wadded into the suv and of course more talk.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
If their bodies got as much exercise as their jaws,
they have been able to wear that two piece bathing
suit fit into the fitting rooms, and I would have
had a place to sit on the way back instead
of clinging for dear life to the luggage rack. And
for me that was the highlight of the trip. Next year,
they want to go to the Grand Canyon. I only
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hope they don't all want to go in at once.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Good time, good morning, and it's a big sean Al
(37:07):
Radio Want this with John Boy and Billy Almo Mad
Max album is hit the big Bucks keywords Mexican wedding.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
Is this call on the mix here John Boy and
Belly home Mad Max?
Speaker 9 (37:21):
Here?
Speaker 3 (37:22):
How's it going?
Speaker 6 (37:23):
You think I'm matter? And falk has split three ways? Wait,
that's how fine I am? Anyway, boy, let me take
I got invited to a wedding next weekend, and normally
when that happens, I'll holler my big old bud, then
that'll be the end of it. But this time there's
more to the story, a lot more. This old boy
(37:46):
named Jeff pru It is my chief electrician down in
construction company, been with me twenty five years. Not only
is he one of my best friends, he's what Tim
Wilson would call the greatest electrician in the history civilizations.
When Jim comes up to me on the job side
of today, he says, Mash, I know this is last minute,
(38:07):
but my son Cody's getting married next Saturday. Mean a
lot to me if you was there, I said, yeah,
I ain't too hot on weddings, he says. And just
so you know, Cody's getting married to ed Dardo. I says, Eduardo.
Ain't that a boy's name? Are you inviting me to
(38:27):
a gay wedding? And Jim goes, well, technically, but not really,
you say. Cody actually fell in love with Consuela, this
cute little Mexican gual that works over at the waffle house.
Cody goes in there a good bit, so they spent
a lot of time together before he found out Consuela
was really Eduardo, who's a man, but he's doing one
(38:50):
in Caitlyn Jenner change over due. I says, so your
son's dream girl is a gender blender. Jim says, yeah,
but he can't half asked it like old Caitlyn. He's
all in. He's gonna have the surgery in a whole
nine yard. I says, well, why don't they just wait
(39:10):
till after the surgery to get married. Jim says, well,
being young, they're a tad brooke. And in case I
didn't mention it, Eduardo ain't exactly in this country with
what you call full documentation. I says, wait, he's an
illegal Mexican.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Two.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
Jim goes, yeah, but once he marries Cody, he'll be
a citizen, which means Obamacare will pay for a sex change. So,
if you think about it, it ain't really a gay wedding.
It's a regular wedding. It's getting off to an unconventional stock.
I says, well, pardon the pund but let me get
this straight. If you invited me to come watch two
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guys get married, one of ims illegal Mexican, a transgender
allegal Mexican, but only till his Obamacare kicks in, which
means I'll be paying to get him switched over. He says, yeah,
it's pretty much this. I took a real deep bread
that said, Jim, you've been my head electrician for twenty
(40:12):
five years. You're the best, and you and me are tight.
But when he asked me to be a part of
something like that, all I got to say is where
is it and what time should I be there?
Speaker 3 (40:23):
When you're actually going to the wedding?
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Where you better I am now, I'm still against gay
weddings and illegal Mexican's getting sex change operation on the
taxpayers NIKEL, but you all know how hard it is
to find a good electrician. Anyways, if you see me
in the middle of a big crowd of Mexican's next week, here,
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I'll be right For now. This is mad Max saying
all the best to you and yours. God bless America. Shutout,
shut up quite in my life, John Bryn Billy, and
we all have a nice day.
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Speaker 3 (41:30):
Love you mean It
Good Tuesday morning, April twenty nine, Big Shows on the
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the Big Box app The Big Show dot Com here
right now, it's time for Beat the Blas. Let's meet
(00:46):
a contestant. We got Penny out of Columbus, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Good morning, Kenny, Good morning, welcome Penny.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
For your thoughts. Tater's got two.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Cents worths she's gonna use later, okay, Yeah, and you
know we'll ask Marcy some questions. You agree or disagree
with her answer, you get two bells before two buzzers
and you win. I alright, alright, let's do it. Then
let's look at a group of female chickens. I know
(01:22):
you are cruising around my chickens.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yes, and farms call me so.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
A group of chickens, a female or hens, is called
a brood.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
A brood. What do you call a group of roosters?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Uh, peckers?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Peckers, yeah, peckers from Graham from ground No.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
I remember you were telling me when we were on
the on the four wheeler. It's called a clutch. A
clutch a group of roosters is called a clutch.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Penny, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Agree?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Uh, I was showing her change gears. She must have
been confused.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Which is I know our new picture? Many a flock
a roosters, a flock, just like a flock of birds.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Okay, okay, remember that they are all right there.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Well, let's see what we're gonna do here. All right,
all right, both of you ladies. All right, If you
enter a lady's restroom with three stalls along one wall,
which stall is likely to be the cleanest?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Oh, that's easy, the one Randy's coming out of.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm not here because he still do that clean up there.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
You know, he's very particular.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Lay the little paper on the seat.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
That would be the first stall, John boys.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
All right, So let's say three stalls along one wall,
public restroom. The cleanest, you said, is.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
The first one. Everyone wants to go to the last one.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
The first one.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Okay, So, Penny, do you agree or disagree with toty?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
You can rely on your own Yeah, yeah, feel free.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
I disagree, And that was the thing to do.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yes, the last one especially, Yes, the last one you
should lie.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Okay, I got that right.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yes, you're wrong.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
It's actually the first stall.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Okay, wait a minute, here's the answer. Let me read
the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Okay, the first stall in a public restroom is usually
the cleanest. Oh, but seeking privacy, most people skip it
and opt for the third or last one. So Tater,
you said it was the first one, didn't you? I did,
and that one did and you so wow that loses Wow,
(04:05):
Well this wasn't this fun. Let's just all pull ourselves together, Penny.
We're gonna make you happy before we hang up.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
All right, okay, thank you? All right, you got it?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Baby?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Of course you can.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I want to give a shout out to Harley, Maverick
and Lares.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Hey, y'all. All right, well there you go.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
We'll leave me right there.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I go ahead, letting Penny playing on the big show.
Thank you gotta babe.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
All right, I'm entering the ladies restroom. Three stalls on
the ride. Don't go to the third one. I was
a dirty because everybody skips the first two. Go to
the first one. What about men's restroom?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Same thing?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Wow? Really yeah, MAT's answering that survey.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You just hang out, go after Randon like you said
at first, just one we got to part.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
We're moving on.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
Hm hm. This is the award winning John Boy and
(05:33):
Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Yeah. How you folksing Leonard?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Well in the night?
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Leonard?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, and you're liplessest cousin.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
I reckon, I gotta let climb to it.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
All right, So how you do this morning?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Oh hail, I'm all right.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Did you get some breakfast? So you're still eating?
Speaker 9 (06:09):
Now?
Speaker 7 (06:09):
I always fund like you. Okay, I'm am afflicted.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
You know.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
I was born with the tip of my tongue attached
to the roof of my mile.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Wow, I've never heard of that.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Ben.
Speaker 10 (06:20):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
The whole dang family got mouth prawl.
Speaker 10 (06:25):
His lip, don't touch Uncle Claul got to jaw looked
like a pair of dispenser America bulldog because of Emmeline
got the lizard tongue like old jeans shimmer. He's steely
ice cream off your cone if you don't wah. And
(06:46):
my brother Bart he got two rows of teeth top
and bottom. I get shark in jaw. That makes for
one dang ugly family.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Where so the timer your tongue at touching the roof
of your mouth up. Yes, sir, that sounds kind of awful.
Oh hell, it sounds like something that would be easy
enough to have fixed. Well, you know, I thought about it.
You know, I wrote the letter from the v A hospital.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
I ain't sent it yet.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
No, why up, can't let that that?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Come on?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Have you seen the doctor at all?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (07:27):
I went once, had to cut the visit short.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
You know how come well when he told me to
stick out my tongue and say, ah, I figured that
he's making sport.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Isn't it uncomfortable?
Speaker 8 (07:40):
No?
Speaker 7 (07:41):
Not really. You know there's stuff I can't do. Of course.
It's kind of hard on the grand kids.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
You know, well, how is it hard on the grandkids?
Speaker 7 (07:50):
Well, you know youngins or plum crazy about them fart noises.
I can't do that. I showed you. Look see what
I mean. You can't do it right after the tongue
in there.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Show that's a pretty penniful aura.
Speaker 8 (08:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
They're kindly put out by it too.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
It must break your heart.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Oh hell, i'mo.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
If nothing else, he kind of kind of sounds like
it's be inconvenient, yo.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
Yeah, it's a burden on a fella. There's lots of
stuff you can't do you know, like you can't stick
your tongue out of folks. You gotta just rely on
flipping them the birds. I ain't never had an ice
cream cone.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
I can remember.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
Kind of put your car bosh on a fella's love
life too. You know, I guess after all, you can't
get the lady's listen. You can whistle at them, say
what you means. So if you're not making time with
the ladies, you must become of low. Oh hellim.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Truth be told. I've been married about thirty years.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Really, what's your wife like?
Speaker 7 (08:57):
Everything but mad? For I can tell.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I'm sure she she loves you, or you'd.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
Huh you know what she can give me for Christmas
this year?
Speaker 10 (09:07):
I can't imagine a book of daggumb tongue questions like
Liper says, what do you trink about life that wasn't
very nice?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
That it hurt your feeling?
Speaker 10 (09:18):
Oh hell, I'm well, listen, I got to go out there.
I don't think I got the food bugger coming on.
The old lady wants to take me home and take
my temperature. And since I can't hold that urn my.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Tongue, you getting the pressure.
Speaker 11 (09:34):
Poor god.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Hell a cup of coffee on the way.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I shun Boy and Billy.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Exactly my point, my ball kept young friend.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning, there's a big
(10:16):
seen radio. I know you wait a say where packer
comes down on balla chick and his young girlfriend sports
were the pack band is about twenty minutes away.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Laster backs.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Right now.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Action, Hello friends, you're old pal Berdford here with another
court hool chattering edition of John, Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Today's episode Mystery in the Morgue.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
As our story opens, a morgue assistant is examining a
freshly delivered corpse.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Thanks, Sammy, I'll take it from here. Okay, let's see
here Luke Lathan forty five years old, cause of death natural. Okay,
mister Lathan, let's get you in the cooler. I'll just
roll you over onto the tree. Hold on, what's this?
Speaker 10 (11:09):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Chief?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Chief?
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Can you come here and look at this?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
It's better to be good.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
I'm watching my stories.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
We just got a fresh one in and I was
putting them on the tray.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
You know, see this?
Speaker 7 (11:20):
What am I supposed to be looking at?
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 10 (11:23):
Look?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
The guy has a cork in his butt.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
There's a lot of weirdos out there, kid, make a
note of it and move on.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
I'm going back to watch my stories.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Yeah, okay, I just can't imagine why someone would put
a cork in their butt? What's it hiding? What's it
holding in? And inquiring minds want to know. I'll I'll
just pop it out.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
B double are you? And BW double are you? And
what in the world?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Maybe it was just my imagination. Has to be only
one way to find out.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I've got friends, no places.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Okay, that's not right.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Cheef cheef what? Okay?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
My curiosity got the best of me, all right, and
I took the cork out of his butt.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
So you're some kind of weirdo? Is that what you're
trying to tell me?
Speaker 12 (12:14):
Just listen to this, say good looking? What you got cooking?
How about cooking something with me?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
See every single song is a country tune. Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Not really? Not really? Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
This is the most incredible thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Come on, kid, any old butthole can sing country music?
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Good morning, Big shows. On the radio, we play happy
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wait a minute, I think we played wordy word for
happy heard.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
I think at a word. We'll figure it out right now.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I ain't gotta thank every week about this time because
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Mark Packer, Good morning, pac Man. Oh sorry, sorry, sorry
I turned the wrong one up. I thought I was ready.
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Speaker 11 (16:26):
Good morning, John Boy. How's life creet you? Everything good
over there at the city.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh yeah, I got my right button everything? Oh, one,
can't mess it up. So pack we've been talking about
this and can't wait.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Do we get pack on?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
What is the deal with Belichick and his haughty little girlfriend.
Taylor's been bringing me up to date on some pictures
of her, and I know they are fifty years apart
in age, and she kind of took over a sixty
minute interview there for a little.
Speaker 11 (16:53):
Bit, well a couple things. Number one, it was CBS
Sunday Morning. Oh okay when it took place. The difference
is not fifty John Boy, Let's get it right. He's
forty eight years younger. But here's what I would tell you,
all right, And I've not met Bill Belichick, I've not
interviewed him. I don't know her at all, but you
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know I did see the clip, and you know, so
he got seventy three year old Bill Belichick. He got
his forty five year old sweatshirt with Navy on the
hole in it. You got the twenty four year old girlfriend,
and they're on CBS to talk about a book, and
the only thing the guy wants to interview him about
is how did they meet? So a couple of things
that come into play here. Johonna Number one, I don't
(17:35):
care how they met. I really none of my business.
That's his personal life. If he's in love with her,
good for him, Good for her, all right. But here's
my issue with all of it.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
You know, the.
Speaker 11 (17:46):
University of North Carolina is paying him ten million a
year to have a great football program. I would assume
it wouldn't ask much of the head football coach making
ten million dollars a year University of North Carolina to
show up for a national television interview not wearing a
torn navy sweatshirt. But maybe you can find a tar
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Hill hoodie and you could cut the arms off, or
put a hole in in, or do whatever makes you happy,
put a barbecue stain in. I don't care what you do.
I don't care about his personal life. The only thing
I'll worry about is to make sure North Carolina football
is good.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
I mean, that's what he was hired to do.
Speaker 11 (18:24):
All this other stuff like CBS, Hey, if you want
to go down that gutter, knock yourself out. If somebody
asked me about my personal life, I would hope my
wife would interject and say, you don't want to know that,
and it's none of your business. So when I saw
all that stuff Sunday, I just shook my head, going, man,
where are we going in the world of journalism? But
Bill Belichick has been hired to win football games at Carolina.
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What he does with his personal life, as long as
it's above board, I don't care what he does. But
the whole thing was awkward. It was cringey, and from
a pr perspective, it wasn't the best of looks.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
I will just say that, no, and.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
You know so, so some people say maybe she's handling
like social media, because I hear there's some pictures out
about I got Tayter dragging them down where he's holding
her up on his feet or something.
Speaker 11 (19:11):
You know, I would kind of like to tell you
that what you do with your personal time if you
want to, if you want to pretend I'm going to
dress up like a fisherman and my girlfriend is a
uh some kind of I don't know what it was.
I saw the pictures and just went on pass. I mean,
I got better things to do my life. But if
that's what makes him happy and it's not breaking the law, right,
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then go for it. But you do need to understand
you're the head football coach at North Carolina. Now, if
he was retired and you know, fly fishing, and hey,
I'm going to go and and this is a twenty
four year old I want to.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
Go for it.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
I don't care what you do.
Speaker 11 (19:46):
But again, you're an employee of the University of North
Carolina and your job is to win football.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
May dress according but.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Here's the thing that is the blessing and the curse
of social media. So if you're gonna put it on
social media, then the other media is going to grab
it and want to talk about it because it's relevant
apparently to them, because that's how they're branding themselves. And
so it's like it is a blessing. It occurs either
you participate in it or you don't, but if you do,
it's out there.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
But then we got pac Man, who knows the sports
and his job and what the deal is you got
to see on his side, you know, games, but you're
right if they put it out there or to be
about a free game.
Speaker 11 (20:26):
Again, I don't know her at all. I've never met
her either, but she apparently is in a position from
a pr standpoint with social media to help not only
build but also the program. So again, that's if that's
what you want to do and you think that puts
your program in the best light, and go for it,
and then whatever the consequences and repercussions of it, you'll
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have to deal with it one way or the other.
But you know, what Bill Belichick does in his personal
life is in my business. A matter of fact, if
you told me Pack you're getting ready to go interview
Bill Belichick in five minutes, and you said, all right, well,
what are the questions you're going to ask about? The
last thing I would want to do is, hey, how's
it going with the twenty four I mean, you know,
I want to ask him about what I do for
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a living, at least what my audience would want to
hear about. But if you're interested in somebody's sex life,
you know, we got enough stuff going on with with
people in the media and sex issues and all that stuff.
The world is just gone to hell in a handbask.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
We've got ta entertainment news to go.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
Crazy.
Speaker 11 (21:30):
We've lost sight of it.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
That social media world.
Speaker 11 (21:34):
I mean, you know, if it's about clicks or about
having some kind of credibility, those are two different things.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
That's crazy. Well, you are going to be up close
on Belichick. You've got the ACC Days coming up like
you always do before, before the season and everything. So
I'm looking forward to you getting to know him and
we'll live vicariously through you.
Speaker 11 (21:53):
Yeah that the ACC Football Media Days or not till
the end of July. So actually we got some time
between now and all that stuff. But you know, between
all that going on, Johnny and then you have this
Judor Sanders thing and the draft. Yeah, people making it
out and all. Everybody's got some kind.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Of conspiracy theory.
Speaker 11 (22:11):
I mean, the whole world is nuts.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I mean, it really is crazy.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
What we're doing.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
It's nuts.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Let's just concentrate on some sports and use it to
get away from all the nonsense, isn't it.
Speaker 11 (22:21):
Yeah, you know, like John Boy this weekend, the Kentucky
Derby and the event that I've always wanted to coaches
never attend. It's my number one bucket list. The one
hundred and fifty first running is this weekend, and ironically,
here we are talking about journalism and the lack thereof
or lack of credibility. Guess who the favorite is in
the derby this weekend? A horse named journalism. So we
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go figure, right, I mean that's just kind of that's
what we got. So journalism is the favorite and the
derby coming up.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
This weekend, watch journalism toward the end. Yeah, that's it,
you got it, all right? Back, Will you have a
good week, buddy, We'll catch up next week. All right,
John boy, I'll be good. Shout you so much.
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Call you some worthy word, and everybody's head about the bed.
Lets meet their contestants.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
We got Billy from Elkin, North Carolina. God morning, Billy,
Red morning.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
John boyd alright, Don boy better, alright, Jackie from Rayford,
North Carolina. The Jackie, Good morning, Jackie, Good morning, John Boy.
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Hola got the boy Jackie and girl Jackie Boy, Billy Girl, Tayler,
Randy there are okay, so John Boy, Billy, Tayter, and Jackie.
So Jackie, you relax, me and Bill they're gonna go
for the first thirty seconds. And a'all guys were dealing
with words that are dealing with hobbies. Think hobbies for
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these words.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
All right, all right, he hasn't looked up.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
All right, Billy you ready, okay, ah, here we go
start the clock.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
Now.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
This is what you do when you make a statue.
You blanket.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
You don't carve.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
No, you don't carve it. It's another word. It's a
word that only means that you can blank that statue.
I will blanket with this little knife drop. So do
you have any idea what that word?
Speaker 8 (25:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
No, no, blank a blank er.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Maybe if you look out at you so there's a blanker.
Thanks for starting that with that one. Ready zero, we
see you what Taylor.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Jackie can do?
Speaker 6 (25:55):
All right?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Jackie? You ready by it? I mean buddy baby after Jackie?
All right, Jackie Taylor ready go all right?
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Sometimes they say this when you're when you're working out,
you blank your body. You know, you lose a little
bit here, bulke up a little bit there. You do
this to also clay? You can you like mold it?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
You blank it?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Yeah, but it's another word for like molding it. I
will blank a figure of you. I will, I will,
and then it'll turn it into a blank chir Yeah,
I know it's sculpt. We're gonna move on. Hey, boys
and girls will play with these. Hey, boys are gonna
play alright.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Well she already gave that away.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Sculpt boys, sculpt you sculpt a statue? All right, But
that's all right. We got one just sitting there. It's
one and nothing going in around two. By here we
go a brand new word. Ready stuck the clock. Now
these are little toys that kids put together, and they're
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all over the floor and you step on them and
hurt your feet when you have young kids.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
There go there you go.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Hey, I'm gonna go to the gym and I'm gonna
go jog. I'm gonna go jog. That's part of my
what no, no, no jog? Lift weights, what do you do?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Just the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
I'm going work out?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
You know another word?
Speaker 6 (27:28):
Exercise?
Speaker 7 (27:29):
Ayah boy?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
All right, jack saw blank you put them together? Puzzle
bow you.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Go, Billy.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Alright, we rallied for a three O net one a
total of four.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
So Tater and Jackie four will time, five will win.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
All right, looks like we're getting down to some simple
words here, Jackie and Tater.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Sorry so tricky.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
All right, ready, Jackie and.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Go it's Indy.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Let's go fly a.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (28:03):
You like to do this?
Speaker 4 (28:04):
You you like to go and uh do this to
a mountain?
Speaker 7 (28:08):
You go up it?
Speaker 6 (28:09):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Okay, say that. Make it, make it where you're moving.
Make it an action word. Your climb to the top. Yes,
you watch these They have feathers. They live in trees.
You watch them. They tweet, you collect these. They they
kids love them. They put them on their shirts and
on paper.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
If you would have said stickers, you would have tied.
Speaker 7 (28:37):
But jacket.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Jack very much.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
You can try again, Buddie. We appreciate you playing man.
Speaker 8 (28:52):
Yes, sir, you.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
Hang on barely.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
We'll hook you up with the prize pack.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
Thank you, John Boy, appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Thank you all right, Buddy and George. Good morning, got
the big showing the radio bitter.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Request time kind aground with John Boy.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I repace out of Boone, North Carolina. A beautiful boon
up in the mountain. See what our says I'd like
to hear, Oliver, especially the one about going on vacation
to the beach.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Shared hour. We'll do it for you next. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
It's a big showing the radio that requested bit. I
repace out of Boone, North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Here this with Oliver. It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Well well, well, the kids are finally heading back to school,
signaling that another summer is nearly behind us, and that
means another long, painful, embarrassing beach vacation with my wife's
family will scar my memory for years to come.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
Oh, I could have gotten out of it.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
All I had to do was say something like, oh,
I don't know, let's see no, but not me, not
good old go along to get along, Oliver, Let this
be a lesson for all the children out there.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Choices have consequences.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
You only have to look as far back as our
most recent president election to see that one little mistake
can lead to rack.
Speaker 7 (31:05):
Ruin and resentment.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Where to begin.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Since we were only going to the beach, we drove
now for a normal sized bunch of standard SUV would
have been plenty big enough. But when I'm the smallest
person in the vehicle, that's the first of many problems
to come. The missus, her sister, and their mother took
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up most of the room. Me I was stuffed in
the back with the luggage. Here's something to remember. Big
people have big clothes. Big clothes mean big suitcases. And
on top of that add the many bags of groceries.
(31:53):
That's right, groceries, because God forbid, they don't have checks
mix and Little Debbie snack cakes at Myrtle Beach. So
there I was crammed between the luggage and the lunch,
listening to the Unholy Trinity talk about dieting and men
(32:13):
something none of them know anything about.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Myrtle Beach has some.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Of the finest restaurants in the world, and we visited
every single one of them twice, and nothing sends the
full figured gals into agasmic friendly frenzy.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Like the phrase all you can eat.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
I should mention that you have to be prepared for
some horrific sights when traveling with the axis of eat all.
It's like watching garbage disposals with breasts, and Heaven help
you if it's family night. I've seen young children trampled
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beneath heaving cankles when it was hinted that more crab
legs were coming out, then came the activities. Now, some
large people have common sense when it comes to outdoor fun,
just go outdoors. But not my wife and her family.
Speaker 7 (33:26):
No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Neither shame nor conscience, nor full length mirrors in the
hotel kept the ladies from going to the beach in
bathing suits. I think I just threw up in my buffley.
It looked like a Chick fil aad. The only bright
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spot was that none of them wore a two piece.
It was more like an eight piece, extra crispy. They
hinted they were going to try to bury each other
in the sand, but there's only so much sand even
at the beach. Thank goodness they wore sunscreen, because all
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three of them trying to get a tan would have
been a lot to ask.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Of the sun. And the sweat, Oh, dear God, the sweat.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
If I'd have had a bag of flour, I could
have made enough gravy to feed the cavalry. I'll pick
the hairs out of it. And don't forget the shopping now.
Shopping requires a lot of walking, unless you're my wife's family.
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Then you co opt every single electric cart to lug
your corn fed butt from sail to sail, tires bulging
under the strain, a double helping of ass spilling over
both sides of the seat. You could all almost hear
the extra large shuttle shocks groaning in pain, and the
electric batteries crying for mercies. The tractor that moves the
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shuttle to the launch pad has easier days than these
four industrial strength rascals. And off they went, barreling through
the aisles, knocking over pedestrians like a pack of rabbit
dom Delouise impersonators, pulling items off the rack and then
heading to the fitting rooms. The fitting room, how ironic,
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since nothing fit. Here's a tip if you can't fit
into the fitting rooms. Chances are you're not going to
fit into the clothes either. And then at last, mercifully
it was over home again, Home again, jiggyy jig the
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whole big can cloth and their bags of cheap Katchki's
and store bought shells.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Wadded into the suv and of course more talk.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
If their bodies got as much exercise as their jaws,
they have been able to wear that two piece bathing
suit fit into the fitting rooms, and I would have
had a place to sit on the way back instead
of clinging for dear life to the luggage rack. And
for me that was the highlight of the trip. Next year,
they want to go to the Grand Canyon. I only
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hope they don't all want to go in at once.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Good time, good morning, and it's a big sean Al
(37:07):
Radio Want this with John Boy and Billy Almo Mad
Max album is hit the big Bucks keywords Mexican wedding.
Speaker 6 (37:17):
Is this call on the mix here John Boy and
Belly home Mad Max?
Speaker 9 (37:21):
Here?
Speaker 3 (37:22):
How's it going?
Speaker 6 (37:23):
You think I'm matter? And falk has split three ways? Wait,
that's how fine I am? Anyway, boy, let me take
I got invited to a wedding next weekend, and normally
when that happens, I'll holler my big old bud, then
that'll be the end of it. But this time there's
more to the story, a lot more. This old boy
(37:46):
named Jeff pru It is my chief electrician down in
construction company, been with me twenty five years. Not only
is he one of my best friends, he's what Tim
Wilson would call the greatest electrician in the history civilizations.
When Jim comes up to me on the job side
of today, he says, Mash, I know this is last minute,
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but my son Cody's getting married next Saturday. Mean a
lot to me if you was there, I said, yeah,
I ain't too hot on weddings, he says. And just
so you know, Cody's getting married to ed Dardo. I says, Eduardo.
Ain't that a boy's name? Are you inviting me to
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a gay wedding? And Jim goes, well, technically, but not really,
you say. Cody actually fell in love with Consuela, this
cute little Mexican gual that works over at the waffle house.
Cody goes in there a good bit, so they spent
a lot of time together before he found out Consuela
was really Eduardo, who's a man, but he's doing one
(38:50):
in Caitlyn Jenner change over due. I says, so your
son's dream girl is a gender blender. Jim says, yeah,
but he can't half asked it like old Caitlyn. He's
all in. He's gonna have the surgery in a whole
nine yard. I says, well, why don't they just wait
(39:10):
till after the surgery to get married. Jim says, well,
being young, they're a tad brooke. And in case I
didn't mention it, Eduardo ain't exactly in this country with
what you call full documentation. I says, wait, he's an
illegal Mexican.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Two.
Speaker 6 (39:27):
Jim goes, yeah, but once he marries Cody, he'll be
a citizen, which means Obamacare will pay for a sex change. So,
if you think about it, it ain't really a gay wedding.
It's a regular wedding. It's getting off to an unconventional stock.
I says, well, pardon the pund but let me get
this straight. If you invited me to come watch two
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guys get married, one of ims illegal Mexican, a transgender
allegal Mexican, but only till his Obamacare kicks in, which
means I'll be paying to get him switched over. He says, yeah,
it's pretty much this. I took a real deep bread
that said, Jim, you've been my head electrician for twenty
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five years. You're the best, and you and me are tight.
But when he asked me to be a part of
something like that, all I got to say is where
is it and what time should I be there?
Speaker 3 (40:23):
When you're actually going to the wedding?
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Where you better I am now, I'm still against gay
weddings and illegal Mexican's getting sex change operation on the
taxpayers NIKEL, but you all know how hard it is
to find a good electrician. Anyways, if you see me
in the middle of a big crowd of Mexican's next week, here,
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I'll be right For now. This is mad Max saying
all the best to you and yours. God bless America. Shutout,
shut up quite in my life, John Bryn Billy, and
we all have a nice day.
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