August 5, 2025 • 38 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, today would have been Tim Wilson’s 64th birthday - we’ll remember him with a few of his classics throughout the show.. - Tater has a curious collection of things for us to watch.. - Proving it’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity, Astronerd is Back with another attempt at Summertime Humor.. - We’ll pull out an episode of the failed TV series, “The Redneck Whisperer”.. - Mark Packer checks in for a report on the week in sports.. - and Carl Childers has just enough space on his calendar for one weekend at his Crazy Go Nuts Camp…
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Movie so we're appreciate you so much. Get enough weather.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
So it's like we're waking up lesson.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
It's time to play Beat the Blonde. Let's meet our contestant.
We got Meggan out of Marvo, Tennessee. Good morning, Megan,
Good morning, Good morning Magan.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
What color is your hair?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
What color is my hair?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's brown?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Okay, thank you? That is that what you call like
brunette and brunette can be brown or black colors, just
darknette brown.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I was just wondering because Tay's blonde here and we're
playing beat to Blonde.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I don't know hair color has anything to do.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
With it, but is she.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Today?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I am?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, Megan will ask Tateter some questions. You agree or disagreeing?
Two bells before two buzzers, and you win the big
old prize back all right, all right, Tayter might try
to mislead you to make her feel better about herself.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
That I didn't mean to you. I'm just trying to
make it more interesting for the girls. Okay, for the
grills girls. Okay, So why don't I get to it?
Speaker 7 (01:53):
Why don't you get to it, chuckles.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
The man who.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Dreamed up Wonder Woman was American psycho is William Moulton Marston.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, but he's better known for another more famous invention.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Do you know what it is?
Speaker 7 (02:09):
By William Moulton Marston, Yes, yeah, her truth lasso.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
He invented the polygraph machine that fell flat, The polygraph machine,
O jays.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I was thinking, so the light detector.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
The lie detector machine, Maggan, that's what Daana says, William
Moulten Marston invented.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I'm going to say disagree.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I was shocked.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, he invented the lie detector and you the lasso
of truth. You're kind of right about that.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
You know.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
The shock in your voice is very disappointing to me.
Speaker 9 (02:50):
I okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Into the comic does explain Wonder Woman's lasso of truth?
Speaker 7 (02:57):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
THEMN well, Megan, dog on it. There's a buzzer right
off the bat. Let's see what we can do here?
Is a bounce back?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Stay?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Or should you throw out the cotton ball that they
stick inside a bottle of pills?
Speaker 7 (03:09):
As always? Push that right out of your oway. You
don't need it yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It says throw it out, Megan, Agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I'm gonna agree, and yeah that was yes true.
Speaker 10 (03:23):
Do you know why?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Okay, I don't know why. Well, the cotton is only
there to keep the pills from breaking in transit, But
once you open the bottle, the cotton can attract moisture
and damage or contaminate those pills.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
You get rid of that cotton.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
If you can get to it through the foil, then
you're good.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
All right. So we got a full count going in here, Megan,
gonna win it or lose it right here? On a
true or false ears?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Ears of corn always have an even number of rows
of kernel?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Have you checked that out close?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:03):
I mean you don't count them when you're eating an
ear of corn. So so it is true.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
There is, of course always an even number of roads true.
Agree or disagree, Megan, by the nature, I'm gonna disagree.
I know, God those he was absolutely right true. Try
to mother nature even things out, Taters.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
What you do there?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Well, MEGANE good news, So maybe we're gonna make you
happy before we hang up. You hang on for jackets.
Get you a good old consolation prize?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
All right, Thank you, you're welcome. Let's jump out, cut
you up on your news.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Then we're gonna catch up.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
With our time capsule. That one marked August and fifth
be perfect. Hang on for laf.
Speaker 11 (05:25):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio. Welcome
to casual Friday.
Speaker 11 (05:44):
What's happening?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
What's going on?
Speaker 9 (05:47):
Are you going to explain this more casual Friday?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Casual Friday? It's just it's just a whole new Friday attitude.
Speaker 11 (05:55):
He's hovering naked over his chair. How much more casual
can you get that?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I must say that.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Casual is not a new attitude on Friday or any
day around here.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
I'm the only one that don't observe casual anything here.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, I know, but you know, somebody has got to
do it. I figured you didn't really want to, but
you know somebody has to.
Speaker 11 (06:14):
You like a few places where when people walk in,
Randy's always dressed just immaculately. When everybody walks in, they
don't look at us in our pajamas. They go right,
you know, courtinat or what's going on?
Speaker 9 (06:29):
I like to stand out?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
You do so I heard.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Heard Rand explaining to us somebody that if he dresses
a certain way makes him feel if.
Speaker 9 (06:41):
You're going to be like a woman, if you want
to be successful at whatever you do, you got to
feel successful about it, Okay, and that starts by dressing
and letting others know that you are successful.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I got one comment.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
So he's got looking, but not necessarily the being exactly.
Speaker 12 (06:57):
But look at the guy to his left.
Speaker 9 (06:58):
Yeah, loses more money than I'll ever see, and he's
wearing a pair of.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You just found another one hundred dollars.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
See what I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I've had these pants since at least nineteen ninety. Somebody
showed me a photograph of an Oh appearance we did
Billy Like in nineteen ninety. I'm wearing these same jeans,
but they're long pants then, because you can see the
same stripe down down the side. I mean not like
a mate old stripe. They're not.
Speaker 9 (07:26):
You know, it's in the one inside, This is the outside,
This is down the side.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, okay, that's my Darlington stripe.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
A lot of history in these bridges. So we did
casual Saturday, but that's a whole other store.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
If these bridges could talk, they saying, hell, I plucked
the life support.
Speaker 11 (07:50):
Stop man, I s think.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Pants can be mouthed. I'm oh man all right.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
So anyway, so we're all dressed for success in our
own mind.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Well, thanks for explaining it.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
John Boy and Billy jobs are funny. There are no
hard fast rules on making it to the top, but
a pretty good rule of thumb is if you make
it to age thirty five and your job still involves
wearing a name tank, you've probably made a serious vocation.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Where somewhere along the line.
Speaker 12 (08:25):
Good morning Radio, done right, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
There's a big show on the radio coming on about
twenty minutes. All Things College for Mark Parker for the
park Man. Right now at Man, Hello friends, you're old pal.
Speaker 13 (09:10):
Burt Burn here with another hamstring humming edition of John
Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Today's episode the Dancing Duck. As our story opens, a
very dissatisfied customer. And there's a pet shop in Northern England.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Oh evnor macod to Perky Patty's perfect Pets.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Morning, sir, What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Sorry? Miss I had a cold. What can I do
for you?
Speaker 13 (09:36):
I'm glad you asked. Last Monday I came in here
to buy some seed for my budgy Henry. On this
very counter there was a handsome duck tap dancing on
top of a flower pot.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh that was Old per Se.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
He can really cut a rug. And that's a miss, And.
Speaker 13 (09:50):
That miss is exactly why I plunk down fifty quid
to make him main And that is why I'm here about.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 11 (09:58):
Is he is?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
He?
Speaker 8 (10:01):
Is he dancing too much? I mean I used to
give him kuff serp to get him to take a break.
Old Percy has been on break since I got him home.
Old Percy has cut no rugs since entering my humbler bode.
He has not tap danced, tangoed, chopchard, flamencoed, mamboed, sorcered
waltzt hip hop, bleroed, fox, trotted, hustled, rumbered, pokerd boogie
woogied river dance, or Abbott's bromley horned danced. Did he
(10:26):
do the Hawaiian war dance? That's one of his specialties? No, sir, miss, miss,
he hasn't done. So much is set there in quack
and I'd like to know what you're going to do
about him?
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Well, I can't believe that on Percy is off his game.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
Sir, I hate to say it, but maybe it's.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
You me me?
Speaker 13 (10:43):
Are you insinuating that somehow that the fault of Old
Percy's lack of terps of Korean prowess is due to
my personal failures as a.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Duck owner years? How dare you? How dare you?
Speaker 13 (10:55):
I did everything you told me to do. I put
him on the flower pod just like you did, and
he didn't dance a step.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Yeah, but did you remember to light the candle under
the flower polt?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Blimey?
Speaker 9 (11:05):
I mean some of us, and.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
And if you sleep at a shilling he'll do Unno,
those top two feathers for you, Crimy.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I'm so close.
Speaker 13 (11:28):
Tune in next time when we'll hear that crusty old
duck swan and Goose choreographer say, hey, big man, let
me hold a dollar those top two feathers.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Good morning, you got the big show on AL radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Weather and sports Mama.
Speaker 11 (11:49):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Why do I have to listen to that.
Speaker 11 (12:00):
John Boyd person and Billy whoever on that noisy big show.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
But Mama, good morning, and that's a big show on
(12:43):
the radio.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
We're talking earlier this morning.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Tim Wilson, the late great Tim Wilson, one of the
funniest men we ever got to meet, and come friends,
have him on the big show. He would have been
sixty four years old today, already been eleven years since
that this way too early. He was secure and his
beliefs and uh, well see him on that golden show.
(13:09):
Boy right now, let's celebrate some of TAM's music. How
about the first Baptist barring grill.
Speaker 14 (13:17):
Well, the church burned down and no one knew what
any costs Baptist was gonna do. The Sunday Brimstone got
said dot gum hot and turn up a church bus
in the parking on and a panic. The Reverend doctor
White calling up an act member that hadn't lived right.
He owned Joe's bear joint right across the fence. It's
the same Joel's he preached again. He said, I don't
(13:37):
really want to be a hippocrat. I got a Sunday
school class about the half fifth. We're all excited about
Revival Week and been moved by the spirit, so to speak,
with all the souls we saved and money we spent.
We thought God told us to sell that tent. I
got a famous evangelist supposed to come and done, run
out of chairs. Will you want a something? Joe says, Hell,
you can just use a whole dang place. Ain't I
(13:58):
on the jukebox? Amazing Grace ain'ts to be open because
of them blue laws, but will open tonight if it's
all right with Yall preachers said, well, I reckon that'd
be okay. The Good Lord works in mysterious ways. Is
gonna talk about Joshua, Judges and Ruth And I reckon
I could do it from the DJ but at the
first Baptist bar and grill it's he only church in
(14:19):
the Bible Belt with smells like a whiskey steel witness
Sinners finished.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
One more round.
Speaker 14 (14:24):
We'll have dinner on the ground and go inside and
help pray.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
We don't get killed. The evangelist came with a well
dressed choir.
Speaker 14 (14:33):
They showed up around happy hour, looked around the joint
and didn't take it real well, said the White ministry
has gone to head. His malls had taught to you
Sunday School, and two dickens in the back room shooting pool.
We're sharing the Lord with a gym beam Rao was
teaching Miss Mills.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
And line down stalls.
Speaker 12 (14:48):
Reverend White was.
Speaker 14 (14:49):
Reading from the book to look to a tall, drunk
trucker about the puke you had. John three sixteen memorized
at trying to dry his ass out to get.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Him to baptized them.
Speaker 14 (14:58):
Angelis yelled about the lights in the said why you
can't say many souls in here? This place ain't nothing
but a den of sind. Ain't the kind of place
Baptist ought to be in. Preacher saying, well, we don't
really need y'all here. You didn't do a very good
job last year. Only saved one center has Todd Maguire
and he's a little sung that's up my church on
the far. Joel's Bear Joint has done been revived. I
(15:19):
only been here an iron, I done saved five. Sure
it's got mirrors and a big dance floor, but I
finally found this lot.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
God called me.
Speaker 10 (15:26):
They're at the first Baptist Bar and grill. It's see
only church.
Speaker 14 (15:31):
In the Bible Belt that smells like a whiskey steal.
Not a stained glass one day anywhere in sight, just
a bloodstained floor and neon lights and the communion wine.
Speaker 10 (15:40):
And here is always chill.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
We're here every Sunday. We're living lords, the only church with.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
A covered char.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
And if you don't like our doctor and none think
we ain't the bout.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
We'll have our bounce or throw yours.
Speaker 14 (15:57):
Of the first Baptist Bar.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Grew Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Woo, Good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up.
We play wordy word for an assortment of swag from
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on the market. Got a three year unlimited hours warning
commercial grade Kalisaki Engines, Heavy dutey fabricated decks to I
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(16:27):
tough on grass, easy.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
On you wallet. Look for the link at the Big
Show dot Com.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Right now all things collage sports with a pac Man
deep Man that can well have been up close and
personal many years now. Just lucky to have more of
a big show as getting ready for Well you're in retirement.
You've been traveling already packed. What's going on so far?
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Body, Yeah, I've been travel fact, my wife and I
were up in beautiful, blowing rock and Boom over the weekend.
I gotta be honestly, after one hundred and five degrees
in Charlotte for about a week, it felt good to
be up there in low sixties. I mean, that's my
kind of weather. And the bourbon was good too, Johnny,
it was a good it doesn't win win proposition where yeah,
we're killing that, but we're getting ready to crank up
(17:09):
his football season. But you know, Johnny, I gotta be
honest with you. When I take a look at what's
going on in the world of sports. The last ten days,
I've been really reminiscing. I don't know about you, but
I mean, just think about some of the all times
start you and I are old enough to have this conversation,
but some of the great stars in the world of
music and sports and television of the eighties. We lost
(17:34):
Ozzy Osbourne, right, I mean, I mean, that guy was
just one of the all timers. And then we lose
Hulk Hogan right in wrestling, and we lost Ryan Sandberg
with the Chicago Cubs, and I remember, I mean everybody
growing up remember watching the Cubs on w g N
in the afternoon and Ryan Sandberg and Harry Carey rock
and rolling doing all the thing. And then we lost
(17:54):
Lannie Anderson for crying out Loud from the world famous WKRP,
which you and I could certainly relate to the world
of radio because that show was absolutely spot on with
what the woral world was like. But hard to believe
you started thinking about Ozzy Osbourne and Hult Cogan and
Ryan Sandberg and Lennie Anderson and John Boy are stars
of the eighties? Are Saint Audio's It's it's been kind
(18:17):
of a weird week to ten days. I gotta be
honest with you.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
That's the truth, you know, not really didn't dawnt on me. Yeah,
the eighties, that's where all of them was shot.
Speaker 12 (18:26):
In the eighties.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Yeah, I know, kind of crazy, but I mean, you know,
I reminisced with all that stuff. But I will tell
you this. We're about a week out from the AP
Football Top twenty five preseason poll, which I like to
rag on every single year, but as a mere appetizer,
the Coach's Poll came out yesterday the preseason top twenty five.
(18:47):
So let me just give you the top five, Johnny
cording to the coaches. Now, these are guys that really
know their stuff, not some you know idiot like myself.
It's thinks that I got the answers. I mean, these
are guys that listen you blood, sweat, tears, front row seat.
Here's what the coaches come up with. They've got Texas
number one, they got Ohio State number two, they got
Penn State number three, Georgia Bulldogs are number four. Notre
(19:10):
Dame is number five. Now I get it's the preseason, Paul.
I keep telling people all the time, don't worry about
where your team's ranked or not ranked. It's just a
starting point. Has no bearing on the college football playoff,
but it does give you something that you want in
a short period of time. But I will say this,
we're a couple of weeks out, John bore from the
start of the season, and if you just use the
(19:32):
coaches poll, we're gonna have three games in the first
week of the season with top ten teams playing each other.
Texas and Ohio State are going to see each other
in Columbus. According to coaches that's the number one and
number two team in the country. So you have number
one versus number two in the coaches poll playing in
week number one. You got Clemson who's ranked six in
(19:52):
the country. They're gonna be hosting LSU number nine. That'll
be in the real depth valley. Much of the chacrat
of Brian Kelly down there in Baton rouge I just
mentioned Notre Dames number five. They're going to number ten Miami.
So we're gonna get a taste right out of the
gate in college football in week one. Regardless if you
think those polls are accurate or not, those are six
(20:13):
really good football teams that are go eyeball to eyeball
week one of the college football season. And you cannot
ask for more than that. That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
So back, what if your team loses Week one? Is
it over for them for the whole season? So you know,
because when you see powerhouses like the Verses seats, say, man,
somebody's gonna be tanked right off, but not necessarily.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
No, No, you know, back in the day John Boy
and we only had four teams going to the college
football playoffs. We expanded when there was only four and
you had a matchups like that. You could lose the
first one. Now granted it sucks to lose, right, but
you could lose the first one, but you still had
an opportunity to figure it out. But I mean it
gave you the point that, hey, you can't have many
(20:57):
more hiccups moving down the road. Now this thing's banded.
You could lose in week one, but have gone and
win your conference championship. You're automatically in regardless if you
lose a couple more times. We're trying out loud. So
it's changed. It takes a little of the pressure off.
But as far as hey, everybody's got the itch and
they can't wait to watch college football or the NFL.
I mean, to get games like that in week one
(21:19):
of the season is really really great. That's great schedule,
that's great for the fans.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
That is awesome.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Well, you you taught me through the playoffs last year.
I was really confused toward the end of the season.
But so how many this year?
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Back twelve twelve the number, and again they're kicking around
the idea maybe expanding it to sixteen. But the se scene,
the big ten basically have all the power here and
those two conferences as of today, and it may change
tomorrow morning, but as of today, they seem to be
on different pages about how they want to set up
(21:50):
to be and so forth. But listen, John Boy, there's
so much money to be made with the TV partner,
with the ESPN and everything else. I suspect that we'll
see this thing eventually get to sixteen, if not more
than that. But as of right now, you're at twelve
and again at the countdowns on are basically three weeks
away from kicking this thing off four weeks away, three
(22:10):
and a half. And it's gonna be great. It's gonna
be in an awesome season.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Coach Football, All right, good deal and pack you had
talking about reminiscing. I wanted to throw one out there
that I was reminiscing this weekend. First of all, go
to the John Boy and Billy Facebook page. You see
our own Jackie and her Man coach David at the
at the Wyndham Tournament, the golf tournament that was in Greensboro.
And I don't want to BRAGM Cameron Young won and
I picked it to go like that.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
And by the way, congrats to him because that's his
first win. He was the one thousand winner on the
PGA Tour. He's gone, he's a superstar to be he's
a big time that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
And he went to Wake Forest, you know, right here
in our home state. You know, we're pulling for us
right like that. But it was back in nineteen seventy three,
pack when I was a junior in JC at Graham
High School. We got to go up to the the
g g O at Sedgefield Country Club. That was a
Greater Greensborough Open, of course.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Yeah, that was the pop Top Open, John, the pop
Top Open, you know, let you pick out why.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I was a gallery marshal, so it was my job
to keep people quiet, how about that?
Speaker 5 (23:19):
And hence the pop top Open took off because everybody
had a cold here and and the and the marshall
couldn't control anybody. It was just a chaotic horne of
math humanity.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
After the leaks, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
It was all right, good stuff. Pack Man, Well, buddy,
you have a great rest of your week. We'll catch
up next week.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
I'm John Boy. We'll talk to you.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah, the boy here he is Mark Packer. All right, Dan, Well,
let's play our games. Where do you word get a couple,
contestant team up and playing X.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
It's a big show on the radio, running to your
Tuesday Morning.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Ag is the fifth. Yeah, yeah, we'll get our.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Picture track from the bit box about thirty minutes requested
of the morning before that.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
And right now, let's play.
Speaker 15 (24:37):
I had everybody's head. I bite the beat.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Okay's no birdy word.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Don't a word he worried.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Logan from Weird toon
West Virginia.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Good morning, Logan, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Man. And as they had a John Henry out of
Smith's Station, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Good morning, John Henry, good morning.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Big show.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
All right, boys, little Alabama playing West Virginia. It'll be
Tater and John and I got it. There you are,
and then me and Logan, all right, and we will
go first. So Logan, lets get him a lot of
points to shoot.
Speaker 11 (25:18):
Four.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
By the way, the word tablet food sold at fast
food places. So food sold at fast food places. That
covers a lot these days. Boys, So let's keep that
in the back in mind. And Logan, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I am ready?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Starting the clock now, basic thing you get at McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Mc chickens fries basket of fries, n and nugget.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
No, just a regular old what.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah? Yeah, the meat between two pieces of bread notes cheese. Yes,
now you said that. Clock clock goes thee and you
eat it?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Come on, say it, clock clock?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yes, you said it.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
What do you eat from the cluck?
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Cluck?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Bird?
Speaker 5 (26:14):
What cut? What up?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Wow? All right, one on the board. I thought we
were going to cruise. Well, let's see what Tater and
John Henry can do. Okay, ready, all.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Right, yes, so it's two words. The first kids loved you, Yes,
they love great.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
You get these?
Speaker 7 (26:35):
They're a roasted potatoes. They're called what yes you?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Oh you?
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Oscar Meyer is one and you put it in a
butt pizza hut makes the.
Speaker 9 (26:49):
All I did?
Speaker 7 (26:51):
A ham and cheese, blank, a ham and cheese.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yes, you get this?
Speaker 7 (26:56):
At the bell a blank bell.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Talker bell, Yeah, tago at the bell and that was
a five. So five to two.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Luckily, Logan, we got one sitting there and Tatter said, pizza,
pizza hot.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
You were right? All right, Logan? Are you ready, my buddy?
All right, I'm gonna try again. Okay, we can do
all right, Okay, start the clock now. Colonel Sanders sells
this KFC. What chicken?
Speaker 10 (27:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
What what?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
What kind of chicken in hot oil? Okay, all right?
These are not fries. You can get these. They're in circles.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
The circles.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yeah, make your eyes water when you cut them. Yeah,
onion water in circles, not fries. Yes, all right, and
this is like you you sell this on the steel.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Well, it wouldn't matter if they would have. John Henry
wins this game five the four, so we did make
it close.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
I do believe that Logan is a clean eaters. I
think that that is I think that was the disadvantage
of this game is that he doesn't eat at these places.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Well, all right, next time I could call Logan when
we have healthy foods for.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
I know we can make the list.
Speaker 9 (28:23):
I don't think anybody eats.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Well.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Love you, we appreciate you playing, buddy man. You have
a great day and wear it and give those shot down.
All right, John Henry, look at you winning after one
round down in Smith's station.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
We'll get you prospect MN Alabama.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yes, yes, yeah, shoot, Marshy's a girl.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Thank you?
Speaker 11 (28:44):
You are you are John Henry.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Definitely ain't a boy. Good morning.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Make shows on the radio, Quest spend Time's here. We
got here half of John Boy Miller Facebook page Joseph
boy Joe's says, I like Carl Childers and the Big
Girl from.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
The Dollar Store. Well let's get them together for you.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Joseph coming up next, Good morning, Big shows, Holo Radio,
(29:33):
and something you'd like to hear about this time Monday
through Friday. Hit us up on the John Woman of
Facebook page Joseph Boyd.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
He likes Carl Childers and the Big Girl from the
Dollar Store. All right, they.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Say that we ain't nine too bright, our screams are lease,
and we ain't wrapped too tid.
Speaker 15 (30:01):
Well, I killed some folks, That much is true, But
I ain't never raised my hand to you.
Speaker 10 (30:11):
Baby. You gotten me, Baby, You gotten me, babe.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
They say we shouldn't have no kids.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
They'll turn out weird the same way that we did.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
Well.
Speaker 15 (30:31):
I don't think we're weird at all.
Speaker 10 (30:34):
We just don't have to dang much on the ball. Baby,
you got me, babe, You got me, babe. I got
crackers and BoNT in me.
Speaker 11 (30:56):
And I've got you.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Rub my feet. You're tall and then.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I'm short and round.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
And when you talk, you make money.
Speaker 10 (31:13):
Saved so'll take my hand.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
You're such a blurt.
Speaker 10 (31:20):
Let's take a walk.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
I can't cause my feet hurt.
Speaker 15 (31:26):
So let them think that were insane Between us two,
we got us have a brain.
Speaker 10 (31:36):
Baby. You got me, baby, You got me baby.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
You got me to make you laugh.
Speaker 7 (31:49):
You got me for your better hamp.
Speaker 10 (31:52):
You got me when you're hot to try.
Speaker 7 (31:56):
You got me when my feet are shot.
Speaker 10 (31:59):
You got me flowers from the store.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Did I mentioned my feet?
Speaker 16 (32:04):
We're sword You got me to toe the warsh. I
don't know what rhymes with worsh Babe, you.
Speaker 10 (32:15):
Got me, babe.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
You got me, babe, You got me, babe, You god
me babe.
Speaker 15 (32:32):
I love you.
Speaker 11 (32:34):
I love you.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
Carl, you want me to make you some biscuits?
Speaker 10 (32:38):
No, look back out instead?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
All right, then.
Speaker 10 (32:44):
You're on my keys?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
I want your what you're on my keys?
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Oh Carl, Oh Melander, Oh Carl, Carl.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh, good morning, Big shows on the radio. It was
(33:28):
something you and John Boy and Billy album. Maybe you're
making a Carl Tailer's album.
Speaker 10 (33:34):
A lot in there.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Hey, words for this is go nuts to hit the
big box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
Dude, Hey, mom and dad, Summer's almost here and soon
the kids will be out of school and in your hair.
Don't forget summertime is your time too. The last thing
you need is to have it ruined by a pack
of screaming rug rats. Thank goodness, it's legal to fund
them off on someone else.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
But who I'll take him?
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Who are you?
Speaker 15 (34:03):
I'm Colonel Carl from Fort Jilders Crazy Go Nuts Fun
Camp for youngins. It's a perfect place for adults to
neglect their parental responsibilities.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
And whatnot in a safe, fun, educational way. Sounds great?
Tell me more.
Speaker 15 (34:18):
Fort Jilders Crazy Go Nuts Fun Camp for Young and
incitiated on one hundred acres or real party woods seized
by the federal government.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Is it safe?
Speaker 10 (34:27):
Turn rights?
Speaker 15 (34:29):
Our compound is surrounded by only the finest quality, high
voltage no kill fencing that keeps the kids in and
the creeps out, And those rumors of a toxic waste
site and genetic engineering facility on the grounds make for
some party scary stories around the campfire.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
So tell me, Colonel Carl. Is the staff qualified.
Speaker 15 (34:50):
Our staff is the highest quality of state certified counselors
rehabilitated by the federal prison system. All of them have
hand on training under the most difficult conditions, including ride control,
hand to hand, shive disarming, and personal shower protection.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I'm satisfied, But what about the facilities.
Speaker 15 (35:13):
I'm glad you asked. Poor Childern's offers two spacious luxury
units we call sheds, one for boys, the other one
for girls and little sissy fellers. Every campers issued their
very own personalized stab and quilt, and they get the
thriller roughing it by digging their very own sleeping hole
air old fashioned open air toilets and the scrubbing up
(35:33):
spot out of cotton mouth pine Sure, good high Jane
off summer long.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
And I bet you got some swell activities planned.
Speaker 15 (35:41):
M Young has learned night your skills and will plumb
last in a lifetime like poison Snake identifying and Good Mushroom,
Bad Mushroom.
Speaker 10 (35:52):
And Hoochie's Dollar Store sponsors.
Speaker 15 (35:54):
All our arts and crass over are classes are taught
by Miss Melinda had Big Girl from check out. They
last all summer long.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Look hey, or until she eats all the paste. I'm
him that's good eating what else?
Speaker 15 (36:11):
Bacon to eating the young and don't be traded a
fort Childer's world famous taste of the wilderness buffet our
headshift Changsaw Charlie specializes.
Speaker 10 (36:20):
In wild game.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Wain mother night.
Speaker 15 (36:24):
You're taking its course in that busy highway out front.
There there's always something different cooking at Fort Hielders.
Speaker 11 (36:30):
Safe Grounds, Arts and crafts, good food and a cozy
hole in the ground.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Hey, my kids aren't gonna get lazy living a good life,
are they?
Speaker 15 (36:39):
Not a chance? Muster Our kaffers get plenty of exercise
and fresh air and land clearing class.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
What's splitting one oh one?
Speaker 15 (36:47):
And biohazard waist for treble and dirty syringe of cleaning.
I don't keep them moving, Just wait till they meet
our mask.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
God.
Speaker 15 (36:56):
Only the bob cattle keep them running from the sun
up Sunday on.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I'm soul. When can I sign up for sooner the better?
Speaker 15 (37:03):
The summer stations almost full. We'll get on down to
four childers crazy go nuts to day camp for youngins.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
We ain't hard to find, are we, mister heck No.
Speaker 11 (37:12):
Two miles from the nuclear power plant on the left right,
between the state's busiest four lane highway and the railroad
tracks next to missile Silo fifty four in Millsburg, It's
four Childers Crazy Go Nuts Camp for Youngins.
Speaker 15 (37:24):
War Model We If you love your Youngins, turn them
loose hair. If I come on back to you eat
the Miracle.
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Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Movie so we're appreciate you so much. Get enough weather.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
So it's like we're waking up lesson.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
It's time to play Beat the Blonde. Let's meet our contestant.
We got Meggan out of Marvo, Tennessee. Good morning, Megan,
Good morning, Good morning Magan.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
What color is your hair?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
What color is my hair?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's brown?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Okay, thank you? That is that what you call like
brunette and brunette can be brown or black colors, just
darknette brown.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I was just wondering because Tay's blonde here and we're
playing beat to Blonde.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I don't know hair color has anything to do.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
With it, but is she.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Today?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I am?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, Megan will ask Tateter some questions. You agree or disagreeing?
Two bells before two buzzers, and you win the big
old prize back all right, all right, Tayter might try
to mislead you to make her feel better about herself.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
That I didn't mean to you. I'm just trying to
make it more interesting for the girls. Okay, for the
grills girls. Okay, So why don't I get to it?
Speaker 7 (01:53):
Why don't you get to it, chuckles.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
The man who.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Dreamed up Wonder Woman was American psycho is William Moulton Marston.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, but he's better known for another more famous invention.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Do you know what it is?
Speaker 7 (02:09):
By William Moulton Marston, Yes, yeah, her truth lasso.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
He invented the polygraph machine that fell flat, The polygraph machine,
O jays.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I was thinking, so the light detector.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
The lie detector machine, Maggan, that's what Daana says, William
Moulten Marston invented.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I'm going to say disagree.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I was shocked.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, he invented the lie detector and you the lasso
of truth. You're kind of right about that.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
You know.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
The shock in your voice is very disappointing to me.
Speaker 9 (02:50):
I okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Into the comic does explain Wonder Woman's lasso of truth?
Speaker 7 (02:57):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
THEMN well, Megan, dog on it. There's a buzzer right
off the bat. Let's see what we can do here?
Is a bounce back?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Stay?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Or should you throw out the cotton ball that they
stick inside a bottle of pills?
Speaker 7 (03:09):
As always? Push that right out of your oway. You
don't need it yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
It says throw it out, Megan, Agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I'm gonna agree, and yeah that was yes true.
Speaker 10 (03:23):
Do you know why?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Okay, I don't know why. Well, the cotton is only
there to keep the pills from breaking in transit, But
once you open the bottle, the cotton can attract moisture
and damage or contaminate those pills.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
You get rid of that cotton.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
If you can get to it through the foil, then
you're good.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
All right. So we got a full count going in here, Megan,
gonna win it or lose it right here? On a
true or false ears?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Ears of corn always have an even number of rows
of kernel?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Have you checked that out close?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:03):
I mean you don't count them when you're eating an
ear of corn. So so it is true.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
There is, of course always an even number of roads true.
Agree or disagree, Megan, by the nature, I'm gonna disagree.
I know, God those he was absolutely right true. Try
to mother nature even things out, Taters.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
What you do there?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Well, MEGANE good news, So maybe we're gonna make you
happy before we hang up. You hang on for jackets.
Get you a good old consolation prize?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
All right, Thank you, you're welcome. Let's jump out, cut
you up on your news.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Then we're gonna catch up.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
With our time capsule. That one marked August and fifth
be perfect. Hang on for laf.
Speaker 11 (05:25):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio. Welcome
to casual Friday.
Speaker 11 (05:44):
What's happening?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
What's going on?
Speaker 9 (05:47):
Are you going to explain this more casual Friday?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Casual Friday? It's just it's just a whole new Friday attitude.
Speaker 11 (05:55):
He's hovering naked over his chair. How much more casual
can you get that?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I must say that.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Casual is not a new attitude on Friday or any
day around here.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
I'm the only one that don't observe casual anything here.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, I know, but you know, somebody has got to
do it. I figured you didn't really want to, but
you know somebody has to.
Speaker 11 (06:14):
You like a few places where when people walk in,
Randy's always dressed just immaculately. When everybody walks in, they
don't look at us in our pajamas. They go right,
you know, courtinat or what's going on?
Speaker 9 (06:29):
I like to stand out?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
You do so I heard.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Heard Rand explaining to us somebody that if he dresses
a certain way makes him feel if.
Speaker 9 (06:41):
You're going to be like a woman, if you want
to be successful at whatever you do, you got to
feel successful about it, Okay, and that starts by dressing
and letting others know that you are successful.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I got one comment.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
So he's got looking, but not necessarily the being exactly.
Speaker 12 (06:57):
But look at the guy to his left.
Speaker 9 (06:58):
Yeah, loses more money than I'll ever see, and he's
wearing a pair of.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
You just found another one hundred dollars.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
See what I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I've had these pants since at least nineteen ninety. Somebody
showed me a photograph of an Oh appearance we did
Billy Like in nineteen ninety. I'm wearing these same jeans,
but they're long pants then, because you can see the
same stripe down down the side. I mean not like
a mate old stripe. They're not.
Speaker 9 (07:26):
You know, it's in the one inside, This is the outside,
This is down the side.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, okay, that's my Darlington stripe.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
A lot of history in these bridges. So we did
casual Saturday, but that's a whole other store.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
If these bridges could talk, they saying, hell, I plucked
the life support.
Speaker 11 (07:50):
Stop man, I s think.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Pants can be mouthed. I'm oh man all right.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
So anyway, so we're all dressed for success in our
own mind.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Well, thanks for explaining it.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
John Boy and Billy jobs are funny. There are no
hard fast rules on making it to the top, but
a pretty good rule of thumb is if you make
it to age thirty five and your job still involves
wearing a name tank, you've probably made a serious vocation.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Where somewhere along the line.
Speaker 12 (08:25):
Good morning Radio, done right, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
There's a big show on the radio coming on about
twenty minutes. All Things College for Mark Parker for the
park Man. Right now at Man, Hello friends, you're old pal.
Speaker 13 (09:10):
Burt Burn here with another hamstring humming edition of John
Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Today's episode the Dancing Duck. As our story opens, a
very dissatisfied customer. And there's a pet shop in Northern England.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Oh evnor macod to Perky Patty's perfect Pets.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Morning, sir, What do you mean?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Sorry? Miss I had a cold. What can I do
for you?
Speaker 13 (09:36):
I'm glad you asked. Last Monday I came in here
to buy some seed for my budgy Henry. On this
very counter there was a handsome duck tap dancing on
top of a flower pot.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh that was Old per Se.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
He can really cut a rug. And that's a miss, And.
Speaker 13 (09:50):
That miss is exactly why I plunk down fifty quid
to make him main And that is why I'm here about.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 11 (09:58):
Is he is?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
He?
Speaker 8 (10:01):
Is he dancing too much? I mean I used to
give him kuff serp to get him to take a break.
Old Percy has been on break since I got him home.
Old Percy has cut no rugs since entering my humbler bode.
He has not tap danced, tangoed, chopchard, flamencoed, mamboed, sorcered
waltzt hip hop, bleroed, fox, trotted, hustled, rumbered, pokerd boogie
woogied river dance, or Abbott's bromley horned danced. Did he
(10:26):
do the Hawaiian war dance? That's one of his specialties? No, sir, miss, miss,
he hasn't done. So much is set there in quack
and I'd like to know what you're going to do
about him?
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Well, I can't believe that on Percy is off his game.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
Sir, I hate to say it, but maybe it's.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
You me me?
Speaker 13 (10:43):
Are you insinuating that somehow that the fault of Old
Percy's lack of terps of Korean prowess is due to
my personal failures as a.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Duck owner years? How dare you? How dare you?
Speaker 13 (10:55):
I did everything you told me to do. I put
him on the flower pod just like you did, and
he didn't dance a step.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Yeah, but did you remember to light the candle under
the flower polt?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Blimey?
Speaker 9 (11:05):
I mean some of us, and.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 8 (11:19):
And if you sleep at a shilling he'll do Unno,
those top two feathers for you, Crimy.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I'm so close.
Speaker 13 (11:28):
Tune in next time when we'll hear that crusty old
duck swan and Goose choreographer say, hey, big man, let
me hold a dollar those top two feathers.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Good morning, you got the big show on AL radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Weather and sports Mama.
Speaker 11 (11:49):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Why do I have to listen to that.
Speaker 11 (12:00):
John Boyd person and Billy whoever on that noisy big show.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
But Mama, good morning, and that's a big show on
(12:43):
the radio.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
We're talking earlier this morning.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Tim Wilson, the late great Tim Wilson, one of the
funniest men we ever got to meet, and come friends,
have him on the big show. He would have been
sixty four years old today, already been eleven years since
that this way too early. He was secure and his
beliefs and uh, well see him on that golden show.
(13:09):
Boy right now, let's celebrate some of TAM's music. How
about the first Baptist barring grill.
Speaker 14 (13:17):
Well, the church burned down and no one knew what
any costs Baptist was gonna do. The Sunday Brimstone got
said dot gum hot and turn up a church bus
in the parking on and a panic. The Reverend doctor
White calling up an act member that hadn't lived right.
He owned Joe's bear joint right across the fence. It's
the same Joel's he preached again. He said, I don't
(13:37):
really want to be a hippocrat. I got a Sunday
school class about the half fifth. We're all excited about
Revival Week and been moved by the spirit, so to speak,
with all the souls we saved and money we spent.
We thought God told us to sell that tent. I
got a famous evangelist supposed to come and done, run
out of chairs. Will you want a something? Joe says, Hell,
you can just use a whole dang place. Ain't I
(13:58):
on the jukebox? Amazing Grace ain'ts to be open because
of them blue laws, but will open tonight if it's
all right with Yall preachers said, well, I reckon that'd
be okay. The Good Lord works in mysterious ways. Is
gonna talk about Joshua, Judges and Ruth And I reckon
I could do it from the DJ but at the
first Baptist bar and grill it's he only church in
(14:19):
the Bible Belt with smells like a whiskey steel witness
Sinners finished.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
One more round.
Speaker 14 (14:24):
We'll have dinner on the ground and go inside and
help pray.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
We don't get killed. The evangelist came with a well
dressed choir.
Speaker 14 (14:33):
They showed up around happy hour, looked around the joint
and didn't take it real well, said the White ministry
has gone to head. His malls had taught to you
Sunday School, and two dickens in the back room shooting pool.
We're sharing the Lord with a gym beam Rao was
teaching Miss Mills.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
And line down stalls.
Speaker 12 (14:48):
Reverend White was.
Speaker 14 (14:49):
Reading from the book to look to a tall, drunk
trucker about the puke you had. John three sixteen memorized
at trying to dry his ass out to get.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Him to baptized them.
Speaker 14 (14:58):
Angelis yelled about the lights in the said why you
can't say many souls in here? This place ain't nothing
but a den of sind. Ain't the kind of place
Baptist ought to be in. Preacher saying, well, we don't
really need y'all here. You didn't do a very good
job last year. Only saved one center has Todd Maguire
and he's a little sung that's up my church on
the far. Joel's Bear Joint has done been revived. I
(15:19):
only been here an iron, I done saved five. Sure
it's got mirrors and a big dance floor, but I
finally found this lot.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
God called me.
Speaker 10 (15:26):
They're at the first Baptist Bar and grill. It's see
only church.
Speaker 14 (15:31):
In the Bible Belt that smells like a whiskey steal.
Not a stained glass one day anywhere in sight, just
a bloodstained floor and neon lights and the communion wine.
Speaker 10 (15:40):
And here is always chill.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
We're here every Sunday. We're living lords, the only church with.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
A covered char.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
And if you don't like our doctor and none think
we ain't the bout.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
We'll have our bounce or throw yours.
Speaker 14 (15:57):
Of the first Baptist Bar.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Grew Yeah.
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Speaker 2 (16:32):
Right now all things collage sports with a pac Man
deep Man that can well have been up close and
personal many years now. Just lucky to have more of
a big show as getting ready for Well you're in retirement.
You've been traveling already packed. What's going on so far?
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Body, Yeah, I've been travel fact, my wife and I
were up in beautiful, blowing rock and Boom over the weekend.
I gotta be honestly, after one hundred and five degrees
in Charlotte for about a week, it felt good to
be up there in low sixties. I mean, that's my
kind of weather. And the bourbon was good too, Johnny,
it was a good it doesn't win win proposition where yeah,
we're killing that, but we're getting ready to crank up
(17:09):
his football season. But you know, Johnny, I gotta be
honest with you. When I take a look at what's
going on in the world of sports. The last ten days,
I've been really reminiscing. I don't know about you, but
I mean, just think about some of the all times
start you and I are old enough to have this conversation,
but some of the great stars in the world of
music and sports and television of the eighties. We lost
(17:34):
Ozzy Osbourne, right, I mean, I mean, that guy was
just one of the all timers. And then we lose
Hulk Hogan right in wrestling, and we lost Ryan Sandberg
with the Chicago Cubs, and I remember, I mean everybody
growing up remember watching the Cubs on w g N
in the afternoon and Ryan Sandberg and Harry Carey rock
and rolling doing all the thing. And then we lost
(17:54):
Lannie Anderson for crying out Loud from the world famous WKRP,
which you and I could certainly relate to the world
of radio because that show was absolutely spot on with
what the woral world was like. But hard to believe
you started thinking about Ozzy Osbourne and Hult Cogan and
Ryan Sandberg and Lennie Anderson and John Boy are stars
of the eighties? Are Saint Audio's It's it's been kind
(18:17):
of a weird week to ten days. I gotta be
honest with you.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
That's the truth, you know, not really didn't dawnt on me. Yeah,
the eighties, that's where all of them was shot.
Speaker 12 (18:26):
In the eighties.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Yeah, I know, kind of crazy, but I mean, you know,
I reminisced with all that stuff. But I will tell
you this. We're about a week out from the AP
Football Top twenty five preseason poll, which I like to
rag on every single year, but as a mere appetizer,
the Coach's Poll came out yesterday the preseason top twenty five.
(18:47):
So let me just give you the top five, Johnny
cording to the coaches. Now, these are guys that really
know their stuff, not some you know idiot like myself.
It's thinks that I got the answers. I mean, these
are guys that listen you blood, sweat, tears, front row seat.
Here's what the coaches come up with. They've got Texas
number one, they got Ohio State number two, they got
Penn State number three, Georgia Bulldogs are number four. Notre
(19:10):
Dame is number five. Now I get it's the preseason, Paul.
I keep telling people all the time, don't worry about
where your team's ranked or not ranked. It's just a
starting point. Has no bearing on the college football playoff,
but it does give you something that you want in
a short period of time. But I will say this,
we're a couple of weeks out, John bore from the
start of the season, and if you just use the
(19:32):
coaches poll, we're gonna have three games in the first
week of the season with top ten teams playing each other.
Texas and Ohio State are going to see each other
in Columbus. According to coaches that's the number one and
number two team in the country. So you have number
one versus number two in the coaches poll playing in
week number one. You got Clemson who's ranked six in
(19:52):
the country. They're gonna be hosting LSU number nine. That'll
be in the real depth valley. Much of the chacrat
of Brian Kelly down there in Baton rouge I just
mentioned Notre Dames number five. They're going to number ten Miami.
So we're gonna get a taste right out of the
gate in college football in week one. Regardless if you
think those polls are accurate or not, those are six
(20:13):
really good football teams that are go eyeball to eyeball
week one of the college football season. And you cannot
ask for more than that. That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
So back, what if your team loses Week one? Is
it over for them for the whole season? So you know,
because when you see powerhouses like the Verses seats, say, man,
somebody's gonna be tanked right off, but not necessarily.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
No, No, you know, back in the day John Boy
and we only had four teams going to the college
football playoffs. We expanded when there was only four and
you had a matchups like that. You could lose the
first one. Now granted it sucks to lose, right, but
you could lose the first one, but you still had
an opportunity to figure it out. But I mean it
gave you the point that, hey, you can't have many
(20:57):
more hiccups moving down the road. Now this thing's banded.
You could lose in week one, but have gone and
win your conference championship. You're automatically in regardless if you
lose a couple more times. We're trying out loud. So
it's changed. It takes a little of the pressure off.
But as far as hey, everybody's got the itch and
they can't wait to watch college football or the NFL.
I mean, to get games like that in week one
(21:19):
of the season is really really great. That's great schedule,
that's great for the fans.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
That is awesome.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Well, you you taught me through the playoffs last year.
I was really confused toward the end of the season.
But so how many this year?
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Back twelve twelve the number, and again they're kicking around
the idea maybe expanding it to sixteen. But the se scene,
the big ten basically have all the power here and
those two conferences as of today, and it may change
tomorrow morning, but as of today, they seem to be
on different pages about how they want to set up
(21:50):
to be and so forth. But listen, John Boy, there's
so much money to be made with the TV partner,
with the ESPN and everything else. I suspect that we'll
see this thing eventually get to sixteen, if not more
than that. But as of right now, you're at twelve
and again at the countdowns on are basically three weeks
away from kicking this thing off four weeks away, three
(22:10):
and a half. And it's gonna be great. It's gonna
be in an awesome season.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Coach Football, All right, good deal and pack you had
talking about reminiscing. I wanted to throw one out there
that I was reminiscing this weekend. First of all, go
to the John Boy and Billy Facebook page. You see
our own Jackie and her Man coach David at the
at the Wyndham Tournament, the golf tournament that was in Greensboro.
And I don't want to BRAGM Cameron Young won and
I picked it to go like that.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
And by the way, congrats to him because that's his
first win. He was the one thousand winner on the
PGA Tour. He's gone, he's a superstar to be he's
a big time that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
And he went to Wake Forest, you know, right here
in our home state. You know, we're pulling for us
right like that. But it was back in nineteen seventy three,
pack when I was a junior in JC at Graham
High School. We got to go up to the the
g g O at Sedgefield Country Club. That was a
Greater Greensborough Open, of course.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
Yeah, that was the pop Top Open, John, the pop
Top Open, you know, let you pick out why.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I was a gallery marshal, so it was my job
to keep people quiet, how about that?
Speaker 5 (23:19):
And hence the pop top Open took off because everybody
had a cold here and and the and the marshall
couldn't control anybody. It was just a chaotic horne of
math humanity.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
After the leaks, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
It was all right, good stuff. Pack Man, Well, buddy,
you have a great rest of your week. We'll catch
up next week.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
I'm John Boy. We'll talk to you.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah, the boy here he is Mark Packer. All right, Dan, Well,
let's play our games. Where do you word get a couple,
contestant team up and playing X.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
It's a big show on the radio, running to your
Tuesday Morning.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Ag is the fifth. Yeah, yeah, we'll get our.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Picture track from the bit box about thirty minutes requested
of the morning before that.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
And right now, let's play.
Speaker 15 (24:37):
I had everybody's head. I bite the beat.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Okay's no birdy word.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Don't a word he worried.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Logan from Weird toon
West Virginia.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Good morning, Logan, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Man. And as they had a John Henry out of
Smith's Station, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Good morning, John Henry, good morning.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Big show.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
All right, boys, little Alabama playing West Virginia. It'll be
Tater and John and I got it. There you are,
and then me and Logan, all right, and we will
go first. So Logan, lets get him a lot of
points to shoot.
Speaker 11 (25:18):
Four.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
By the way, the word tablet food sold at fast
food places. So food sold at fast food places. That
covers a lot these days. Boys, So let's keep that
in the back in mind. And Logan, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I am ready?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Starting the clock now, basic thing you get at McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Mc chickens fries basket of fries, n and nugget.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
No, just a regular old what.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah? Yeah, the meat between two pieces of bread notes cheese. Yes,
now you said that. Clock clock goes thee and you
eat it?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Come on, say it, clock clock?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yes, you said it.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
What do you eat from the cluck?
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Cluck?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Bird?
Speaker 5 (26:14):
What cut? What up?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Wow? All right, one on the board. I thought we
were going to cruise. Well, let's see what Tater and
John Henry can do. Okay, ready, all.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Right, yes, so it's two words. The first kids loved you, Yes,
they love great.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
You get these?
Speaker 7 (26:35):
They're a roasted potatoes. They're called what yes you?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Oh you?
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Oscar Meyer is one and you put it in a
butt pizza hut makes the.
Speaker 9 (26:49):
All I did?
Speaker 7 (26:51):
A ham and cheese, blank, a ham and cheese.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yes, you get this?
Speaker 7 (26:56):
At the bell a blank bell.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Talker bell, Yeah, tago at the bell and that was
a five. So five to two.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Luckily, Logan, we got one sitting there and Tatter said, pizza,
pizza hot.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
You were right? All right, Logan? Are you ready, my buddy?
All right, I'm gonna try again. Okay, we can do
all right, Okay, start the clock now. Colonel Sanders sells
this KFC. What chicken?
Speaker 10 (27:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
What what?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
What kind of chicken in hot oil? Okay, all right?
These are not fries. You can get these. They're in circles.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
The circles.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yeah, make your eyes water when you cut them. Yeah,
onion water in circles, not fries. Yes, all right, and
this is like you you sell this on the steel.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Well, it wouldn't matter if they would have. John Henry
wins this game five the four, so we did make
it close.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
I do believe that Logan is a clean eaters. I
think that that is I think that was the disadvantage
of this game is that he doesn't eat at these places.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Well, all right, next time I could call Logan when
we have healthy foods for.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
I know we can make the list.
Speaker 9 (28:23):
I don't think anybody eats.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Well.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Love you, we appreciate you playing, buddy man. You have
a great day and wear it and give those shot down.
All right, John Henry, look at you winning after one
round down in Smith's station.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
We'll get you prospect MN Alabama.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yes, yes, yeah, shoot, Marshy's a girl.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Thank you?
Speaker 11 (28:44):
You are you are John Henry.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Definitely ain't a boy. Good morning.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Make shows on the radio, Quest spend Time's here. We
got here half of John Boy Miller Facebook page Joseph
boy Joe's says, I like Carl Childers and the Big
Girl from.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
The Dollar Store. Well let's get them together for you.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Joseph coming up next, Good morning, Big shows, Holo Radio,
(29:33):
and something you'd like to hear about this time Monday
through Friday. Hit us up on the John Woman of
Facebook page Joseph Boyd.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
He likes Carl Childers and the Big Girl from the
Dollar Store. All right, they.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Say that we ain't nine too bright, our screams are lease,
and we ain't wrapped too tid.
Speaker 15 (30:01):
Well, I killed some folks, That much is true, But
I ain't never raised my hand to you.
Speaker 10 (30:11):
Baby. You gotten me, Baby, You gotten me, babe.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
They say we shouldn't have no kids.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
They'll turn out weird the same way that we did.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
Well.
Speaker 15 (30:31):
I don't think we're weird at all.
Speaker 10 (30:34):
We just don't have to dang much on the ball. Baby,
you got me, babe, You got me, babe. I got
crackers and BoNT in me.
Speaker 11 (30:56):
And I've got you.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Rub my feet. You're tall and then.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I'm short and round.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
And when you talk, you make money.
Speaker 10 (31:13):
Saved so'll take my hand.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
You're such a blurt.
Speaker 10 (31:20):
Let's take a walk.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
I can't cause my feet hurt.
Speaker 15 (31:26):
So let them think that were insane Between us two,
we got us have a brain.
Speaker 10 (31:36):
Baby. You got me, baby, You got me baby.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
You got me to make you laugh.
Speaker 7 (31:49):
You got me for your better hamp.
Speaker 10 (31:52):
You got me when you're hot to try.
Speaker 7 (31:56):
You got me when my feet are shot.
Speaker 10 (31:59):
You got me flowers from the store.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Did I mentioned my feet?
Speaker 16 (32:04):
We're sword You got me to toe the warsh. I
don't know what rhymes with worsh Babe, you.
Speaker 10 (32:15):
Got me, babe.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
You got me, babe, You got me, babe, You god
me babe.
Speaker 15 (32:32):
I love you.
Speaker 11 (32:34):
I love you.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
Carl, you want me to make you some biscuits?
Speaker 10 (32:38):
No, look back out instead?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
All right, then.
Speaker 10 (32:44):
You're on my keys?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
I want your what you're on my keys?
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Oh Carl, Oh Melander, Oh Carl, Carl.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Oh, good morning, Big shows on the radio. It was
(33:28):
something you and John Boy and Billy album. Maybe you're
making a Carl Tailer's album.
Speaker 10 (33:34):
A lot in there.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Hey, words for this is go nuts to hit the
big box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
Dude, Hey, mom and dad, Summer's almost here and soon
the kids will be out of school and in your hair.
Don't forget summertime is your time too. The last thing
you need is to have it ruined by a pack
of screaming rug rats. Thank goodness, it's legal to fund
them off on someone else.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
But who I'll take him?
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Who are you?
Speaker 15 (34:03):
I'm Colonel Carl from Fort Jilders Crazy Go Nuts Fun
Camp for youngins. It's a perfect place for adults to
neglect their parental responsibilities.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
And whatnot in a safe, fun, educational way. Sounds great?
Tell me more.
Speaker 15 (34:18):
Fort Jilders Crazy Go Nuts Fun Camp for Young and
incitiated on one hundred acres or real party woods seized
by the federal government.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Is it safe?
Speaker 10 (34:27):
Turn rights?
Speaker 15 (34:29):
Our compound is surrounded by only the finest quality, high
voltage no kill fencing that keeps the kids in and
the creeps out, And those rumors of a toxic waste
site and genetic engineering facility on the grounds make for
some party scary stories around the campfire.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
So tell me, Colonel Carl. Is the staff qualified.
Speaker 15 (34:50):
Our staff is the highest quality of state certified counselors
rehabilitated by the federal prison system. All of them have
hand on training under the most difficult conditions, including ride control,
hand to hand, shive disarming, and personal shower protection.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I'm satisfied, But what about the facilities.
Speaker 15 (35:13):
I'm glad you asked. Poor Childern's offers two spacious luxury
units we call sheds, one for boys, the other one
for girls and little sissy fellers. Every campers issued their
very own personalized stab and quilt, and they get the
thriller roughing it by digging their very own sleeping hole
air old fashioned open air toilets and the scrubbing up
(35:33):
spot out of cotton mouth pine Sure, good high Jane
off summer long.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
And I bet you got some swell activities planned.
Speaker 15 (35:41):
M Young has learned night your skills and will plumb
last in a lifetime like poison Snake identifying and Good Mushroom,
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Speaker 15 (35:54):
All our arts and crass over are classes are taught
by Miss Melinda had Big Girl from check out. They
last all summer long.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Look hey, or until she eats all the paste. I'm
him that's good eating what else?
Speaker 15 (36:11):
Bacon to eating the young and don't be traded a
fort Childer's world famous taste of the wilderness buffet our
headshift Changsaw Charlie specializes.
Speaker 10 (36:20):
In wild game.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Wain mother night.
Speaker 15 (36:24):
You're taking its course in that busy highway out front.
There there's always something different cooking at Fort Hielders.
Speaker 11 (36:30):
Safe Grounds, Arts and crafts, good food and a cozy
hole in the ground.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Hey, my kids aren't gonna get lazy living a good life,
are they?
Speaker 15 (36:39):
Not a chance? Muster Our kaffers get plenty of exercise
and fresh air and land clearing class.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
What's splitting one oh one?
Speaker 15 (36:47):
And biohazard waist for treble and dirty syringe of cleaning.
I don't keep them moving, Just wait till they meet
our mask.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
God.
Speaker 15 (36:56):
Only the bob cattle keep them running from the sun
up Sunday on.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I'm soul. When can I sign up for sooner the better?
Speaker 15 (37:03):
The summer stations almost full. We'll get on down to
four childers crazy go nuts to day camp for youngins.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
We ain't hard to find, are we, mister heck No.
Speaker 11 (37:12):
Two miles from the nuclear power plant on the left right,
between the state's busiest four lane highway and the railroad
tracks next to missile Silo fifty four in Millsburg, It's
four Childers Crazy Go Nuts Camp for Youngins.
Speaker 15 (37:24):
War Model We If you love your Youngins, turn them
loose hair. If I come on back to you eat
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