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September 30, 2025 46 mins

Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, great American Tank Hogarth wonders where the “manly haircuts” have gone.. - Tater has a new run-down of What to Watch.. - AstroNerd is booked last minute for a  comedy gig at the Weight Watchers Convention.. - Lucy and Ricky Sharpe have a commentary for the International Olympic Committee.. - Mark Packer checks in for another Southern Fried Football report.. - We'll fill a request for Ike Turner’s exploration of Chuck Norris.. - and we saved the last slot for some Deep Thoughts with Mary Jane…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, y'all, let's play Beat the Blond one eight hundred
Big Show you told free line. We'll go to contestant
and play next.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
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Speaker 1 (00:35):
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on their contest money you can't get though.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I call you play a game, mar too. We like
beating the Blonde.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
We got our contestant on the line. Um Middlemum Dark Williamson,
South Carolina is Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Good morning, Greg, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
A man always think about my old dog Pearl Pearl
Street running through Darlington when we go there.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
All right, Greg, we'll glad you hear Bardy.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
We'll ask Tator some questions you agree or disagree, Get
too right before too wrong, and you got the big
prize pack Tater triple A. Listen them is one of
the most common and most dangerous hazards to accidentally turn
up on American highways.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
What are they accidentally?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I think they're just being chucked off the trucks. Mattresses mattresses.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, okay, well, Taylor says, mattresses.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Greg, do you agree or disagree? I'll agree you agree
with that?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
No, so many things that could happen. I should have
went with the odds on that. It's ladders. Ladders, yeah,
ladders number two, tires number three, bumpers and other car parts. Uh,
and then mattresses and other furniture.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Oh yeah, you need like a whole apartments worth it.
You traveled down the highway, longing.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
It towards me, and me and my boy, tend to say.
Fat boy was moving some furniture in one apart. It
was a chair in the back of the bubble pickup truck.
And I hit a bump and it bounced out of
the truck. Yeah, And I was looking. We slowed down
and we watched it and took a big bounce, and
it was headed toward this guy that was standing beside

(02:47):
a pole right on the corner and was saying, oh no,
And it hit the pole perfect in.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
The chair set down.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
The guy looked down and sat down in it. I
can just imagine if I was a lord, I wish
I had some someplace.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
We didn't have the heart to go back and get it.
We just let him keep it. Yeah, you go ahead,
sures everybody? My god, all right?

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Agree?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Good work. No, it was not good work. Taylor messed
you up there. That was a buzzer. All right, Well
let's get a bill, all right.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
When the Apollo astronauts returned from the Moon, did they
have to go through customs?

Speaker 4 (03:30):
I do know they have to go through a restretching machine. Uh,
taller again, but no, they don't have to go through customs.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Answers.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
No, no, Taylor says, they don't have to go through customs.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
So great, I agree, I agree, I agree. Now, yes
they do. They had to shorter, shorter, They had to declare.
Y'all can argue later they had.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
To clear the moon rocks and moon dust they brought back.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, don't argue.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
That's where it is, all right, if your future beating
the bond players, beat the blonde players.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
When when you have a question like that, it's out there,
it's usually true.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Well, I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I've been trying.

Speaker 7 (04:22):
Greg.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
We're gonna make you happy before I hang up, No, Boddy,
you hang on for Jackie. All right, all right, appreciate you.
Why a many hours top of your news on the
other side of time capsule over the September the thirtieth,
Well good kill, I have up.

Speaker 8 (05:15):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.

Speaker 9 (05:36):
If you see a faded sign by the side of
the road that says, fifteen miles.

Speaker 10 (05:41):
To the.

Speaker 11 (05:52):
Rack, I got me your hot topics and figures away
and head and none down to the love shack, I
got tonj Goozzy.

Speaker 9 (06:13):
It seats about twenty so for.

Speaker 7 (06:15):
You and bring that part new honey.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Shack by.

Speaker 10 (06:31):
Love Shack baby s.

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Speaker 9 (06:47):
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Speaker 12 (06:55):
In the middle of my racked by Shack and your
best the front, then the backyard.

Speaker 10 (07:16):
Shack, Hello Shack, Bippy.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Shack freaking, then a rubbin Dad he needs some loving
and next to nothing because it's hot as and.

Speaker 9 (07:42):
Of them the full shock Chimmy, the fool shack Chimmy,
the fool shot Jimmies when cluster bomb start dropping around,
Then the brown then the brown books lining up outside

(08:03):
just to get down bringing in the shock.

Speaker 7 (08:12):
Yeah, hey girl, you got it going on with your
fine sat I mean you are see oh.

Speaker 8 (08:17):
So damn it's so crazy.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
Ody ea, getting my card.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Head, keeping my card detailed.

Speaker 9 (08:24):
Listen to you hopped in my hoptop.

Speaker 11 (08:27):
It's as big as away and it's about to say sun.

Speaker 9 (08:33):
I gotta jack woozy. It's it's about twenty. So come
on and bring that.

Speaker 10 (08:38):
Part, you bunny.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 9 (08:52):
Love shot baber.

Speaker 13 (08:54):
Sh sh sh shure.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Hey girl, who do you like better? Ood?

Speaker 8 (09:10):
Or whose I like?

Speaker 14 (09:12):
The daddy?

Speaker 3 (09:12):
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Speaker 8 (09:20):
Do me too?

Speaker 10 (09:21):
I feel right back.

Speaker 9 (09:23):
Bang bang on the door beaty, Hey, did anybody else do.

Speaker 8 (09:28):
That bang dang on the door? No, no, no, listen
devid is again, dang bang bang on the door.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Now, norm who you telling me you didn't hear it?

Speaker 15 (09:43):
T time?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Stang bang bang on the doormat.

Speaker 8 (09:48):
Oh look it's the US money bang bang bang on
the doormat.

Speaker 12 (09:54):
Bang bang bang on the doormaty bang bang the door.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Baby right outside, there's nobody. He's the dumb day what
you are? Soul Mustard?

Speaker 10 (10:18):
Sure it's shore baby, that's where it's that.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Not enough people again, No, rob Man, not.

Speaker 16 (10:31):
The Lord, John Boy and Billy.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
Morning Radio dumb right.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Good morning, you got the big showing the radio. We
got Hi Booby Southern Fried Football, all things college football
with a pac Man about twenty minutes right now, Lozac,
Hello friends, your.

Speaker 8 (11:29):
Old pal burn Burn here with another gullet grumbling edition
of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode show Me
the Money. As our story opens, a desperate woman is
calling on God for help.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yad, Oh, please, God, I need you hear me. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
I can hear you on another planet. I can't believe
I gave you that voice. You and friend Dresser, what
a mistake. Okay, So tut's what's the DEALI O, where
have you been?

Speaker 3 (12:02):
I've been begging for help for months.

Speaker 8 (12:04):
I've been funny, get a job next, I kept getting fired.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
No, I'm in a tight spot. Really, I've had to
sell all my possessions just to pay my bills. So
I prayed to you to win the lottery.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
You ate a lot of paint chips as your kids.
Yet zero. Well, you know what, maybe you're doing it wrong. Gimme, gimme, gimme.

Speaker 8 (12:28):
Doesn't really get it, you know, the next side the
lattery game rounde.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
I beg you to let me win again. Just say no,
dice unempty.

Speaker 15 (12:39):
Just like your head?

Speaker 12 (12:40):
What was that?

Speaker 6 (12:41):
Nothing?

Speaker 15 (12:41):
Do go on?

Speaker 6 (12:42):
This is fascinating.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
So that brings us to today. I'm moved on the street.
My family has just owed me, and I'm started.

Speaker 17 (12:49):
I went out.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
Hold on a second, I'm gonna call BS on that
last one. You look like a Mickeyd's Value menu customer.

Speaker 18 (12:55):
This is it.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
This is the end. I can't go any further, and
you don't let me with a lottery. I'll gotta I
gotta add it.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
All that sounds rational, but listen, listen, there's something you
need to know. I have heard your please, I have
listened instantly to your prayers. Big deal.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
So what I'm still sitting here with podcasts.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
You kind of gotta meet me halfway?

Speaker 3 (13:16):
What does that need?

Speaker 8 (13:17):
Well, honey, at least by a damn tickets and how
we hope you enjoy a John Boy and Billy playhouse.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Nobody told me that.

Speaker 8 (13:34):
Tune in next time when we'll hear God's crusty old
prayer sorder say, hey, big man, let me hold a
dollar good more than everybody more, big show to come
hang where you are?

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Yo?

Speaker 2 (13:46):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (13:48):
This is iike and for all a fire.

Speaker 8 (13:50):
While while you need on all things red Nick, just
check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and Biddley
right here on the Big Show. I listened to something
else my own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn broke
off the knob in the Cadillac.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Never mind, he's out.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Good morning, it's a big John the radio. We had
fun with haircuts this morning.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
We had a beautiful hair we found that out.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
And then there's hair like Randy's thanks to his wife Noodles.
Was it tequila involved all?

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Rid?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
So I was like, WHOA, that might be a fun
place to get your hair cut. Well, check it out.

Speaker 18 (15:12):
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Solon will give you a perm or shorten the bag,
even trim the hair at the top of your crack.
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Speaker 8 (15:37):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert burn here and I'm
pleased his punch to be the new spokesman for Doodle's
Hair Salon, Millsburg's newest boutique where the shekh go to
get on fleek. Doodle's Hair salon isn't one of those
mass production haircutteries with two dozen stylists and only six
different haircuts to choose from. Doodles herself does each at
every single haircut, Right.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Doodles, it is a chair and I'll share each.

Speaker 6 (16:02):
One with Doodle's trademark personal touch just a little off
the top.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
What the hell is this next?

Speaker 8 (16:13):
And Doodle's hair salon is fully liquor licensed by the state,
and the bar is always open.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
You are you want a little ju No, thank you,
I'll just have word moore take on second?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
All right?

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Oh still?

Speaker 6 (16:40):
Are you okay to do this?

Speaker 3 (16:41):
You shut your mouth shut my ear. That is the
d go all the kids are getting that.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Hey you want?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
How about that?

Speaker 8 (16:54):
We do parents bombs, mullets, scullets, roosters, afros, whole froze,
mohff pro hof ho hof high fade loaf, a bowl cut, buzzcut,
group cut, butch cut, butch, cassidy butch, Patrick, Patrick, Stewart,
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choir boy, chorus boy, boufont, jufont, ductail, schmucktail, Dixie cut,
Dixie cut, flat top, round top, tippy top comb over

(17:15):
comb under beehives, burn nest, Princess Leah, and even that
stupid flock of seagulls hairdoo that you used to wear
and get your ass kicked by Girl Scout Troop forty three,
and you had to buy a lifetime supply of docy
dose in order to get your retainer back.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Nice haircut, Dicky boy.

Speaker 8 (17:35):
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any place you've ever been. We cater to your every whim.
We even have our very own masseuse on staff. Just
ask for old man hands curry hold on now, Nah,
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(18:06):
just off Sweeney Todd Boulevard, across from the offices of
James Smurray Pet Creamation and grandparent divorced Doodle's Hair Salon.

Speaker 6 (18:12):
Put your head in her hands, Ah Darria.

Speaker 8 (18:18):
Remember the name Friends Doodle's Hair Salon. This is your
old pal Britford saying I'll see you there.

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Get your hair cut anyway you walk and Doodle's Hair Solon.
Get your hair cut anyway you walk at Doodle's Hair Salon.
We'll give you a perm or shorten the back, even
trim the hair at the top of your crack, get
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(19:17):
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Speaker 3 (19:19):
Right down.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
The purveyor Southern Fried Football joins us. It's mister Mark Packer.
Good morning pack Man.

Speaker 15 (19:26):
Good morning, John Boy. How's life treating you?

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Just wonderful man, wonderful? Everything all right with you?

Speaker 15 (19:32):
Yeah, I can't complain.

Speaker 14 (19:33):
But if you were top if you were top ten
team last week in the O EIGHTP pole, you can
because number three, number four, number five, and number eight
all went down.

Speaker 15 (19:42):
John Boy.

Speaker 14 (19:43):
Again, I keep telling you you get to the end
of September. By the end of September, you should have
a pretty good handle on who can play, who's a fraud,
who's got a chance on all that stuff. But we
saw some stuff over the weekend, John Boy. We saw
Oregon knockoff Penn State. Another white out, another James frank
Glynn Loss. I gave you the crazy numbers last week
where he and Penn State, as good as they have been,

(20:06):
they just can't seem to get.

Speaker 15 (20:07):
Over the hump to be elite.

Speaker 14 (20:09):
James Franklin went the loss now one and eighteen in
regular season games against top ten Big ten teams.

Speaker 15 (20:17):
One and eighteen. Jump, that is one more win than
me and you. And that's not good. That is not good. Jump,
that is not good. Down here in little southern fried football.

Speaker 14 (20:29):
Alabama and George I said to you last week. You
know Kirby Smart, He's won two national championships, a great
football coach, got terrific program. But for whatever reason, he
sees that Crimson tide and it's a problem. Alabama goes
between the headges snaps George's thirty three game home winning streak.
Kirby spart is now one and seven against Alabama. And

(20:52):
to put things in perspective, Johnny, against anybody other than Alabama,
Kirby Smart is one hundred and seven and thirteen.

Speaker 15 (21:01):
How about that?

Speaker 14 (21:02):
But one in seven against Alabama. Go figure, Lane Kiffin
is trolling LSU.

Speaker 15 (21:07):
I'll tell you what. He's a funny dude, but man
can he coach?

Speaker 14 (21:11):
And Ole Miss knocks off LSU the Tigers again, LSU
it got great defense for their offense, continues to sputter.
Brian Kelly already catching heat for all those crazy cachings
down in Louisiana.

Speaker 15 (21:22):
But the folks at all.

Speaker 14 (21:23):
Miss, you know they're getting so sophisticated jump but you know,
the grove is an incredible place to tailgate, party.

Speaker 15 (21:28):
Have a good time. But they're winning so often now.

Speaker 14 (21:32):
Blane Kiffen even complimented the fans afterwards and said, hey,
we just knocked off a top five team, and not
once did anybody figure we're gonna just go rush the field.
He's just like it's commonplace.

Speaker 15 (21:43):
Now. Ole Miss is kicking everybody to her und But
Lane Kiffin's off to a great start. But in the
ACC Florida State off to a then awesome start.

Speaker 14 (21:50):
They go on a Friday Night to Virginia and Tony
Elliott heads into the season. Dina win a bunch of games,
Virginia upsets Florida State. The Knowles this week now faced Miami.
But I will point out they did storm the field
of Virginia, and because it's been so long since they've
beaten anybody of note. Not only did they storm the field, Johnny,
nineteen people got injured. Nineteen injuries, So the who.

Speaker 15 (22:14):
Was out there?

Speaker 14 (22:15):
I mean, I don't know how many Bourbon Bibles had
fallen through all those khaki pants.

Speaker 15 (22:18):
And the bow ties, but the who was. They're feeling good.

Speaker 14 (22:21):
They're ranked this week in the eight peak top twenty five,
so major surprises over the weekend. Again, he got games
coming up this week, I'm sure. By the way, the
Wake Forest folks always used to call Wake for Switzerland, right,
nobody hates the Deeks, every kind of happy for him
when they win. When they're down the dumps, come on, Wake,
You'll be okay. So Wake's kind of Switzerland. But they
are pissed off in Winston Salem. Because I gotta be

(22:43):
honest with you, the ACC.

Speaker 15 (22:44):
Officials absolutely hosed hosed.

Speaker 14 (22:48):
Wake should have won the game, but didn't. But Georgia
Tech continues to live well. They're still in the top twenty.
But this week Vanderbilt. Remember we used to make fun
of Vanderbilt. John boy, he used to make fun of
them all time. Five and oh they were five and
oh last year they beat Alabama. This weekend they're heading
down to Alabama. So that's the big game. College Game
Day has decided to go there. I mentioned Miami in

(23:09):
Florida State huge game as well. And then you've got
Clemson and North Carolina. Before the season, Johnny, six weeks ago,
me and you went out for a cocktail and it said, man,
can you believe it? Davos Sweeney and Bill Belichick. First
weekend in October, Chapel Hill is gonna be hopping. The
Tigers have been the big major disappointment of college football
one and three. Bill Belichick, Man, every time they see

(23:30):
a team of the Pols, they've gotten pulverized. They're two
and two. They got ludicrous coming to perform at nine
am for crying out loud on campus. It's a noon kickoff,
and only the only thing worse than that is bad
Bunny's gonna.

Speaker 15 (23:42):
Be the half performer of the Super Bowl. Wait, what
are we what are we doing? John Hoy?

Speaker 14 (23:48):
I mean you know, I mean we're just supposed to
get so ineborated in the first half of the Super
Bowl that we just pass out and lose all the
best of bad Bunny that let Brney, I know, I'm
not hip and I'm not in the I know, I

(24:10):
know I am not the target demo for the Super
Bowl halftime bepot.

Speaker 15 (24:14):
But my daughter, who is cool and hip, even she said, God,
he sucks. That's all you.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Gotta know about all that.

Speaker 14 (24:23):
And by the way, another coach has been fired Arkansas.
Sam Pittman, a really nice guy. He gets can so
again the trend continues in college football. We saw it
with Brent Priant Virginia Tech and Mike Gundy in Oklahoma State,
Deshaun Foster Ucla. Now Sam Pittman out at Arkansas, so
you are totally up to speed. And by the way,

(24:43):
if I can do a one quick shout out to
all the bums and I mean bums in New York City,
I decided to get a ticket to the Ryder Cup
and go ahead. And these guys wouldn't know the difference
between a seven iron and a titleist golf ball, but
just wanted to go out.

Speaker 15 (24:58):
There and be complete jackasses. Uh, you know what.

Speaker 14 (25:00):
The Euros kicked our rear ends and durned it. And
but man, the crowd at the Ryder Cup was embarrassing.
I mean, we got to be better than that. Just
from a society standpoint. I was embarrassed to be an
American watching that nonsense.

Speaker 15 (25:14):
But man, we got a butts.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Kid in packing.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
They talk about Beth Page, that golf course up there
in New York where they played there. They're always like that,
they say, the fans are just terrible.

Speaker 14 (25:26):
Well, first of all, the public golf course, so it's
like the it's like the people's course.

Speaker 15 (25:34):
Right, They've had a couple of majors there and all
that stuff, and it is I've never played it.

Speaker 14 (25:38):
It's supposed to be great, supposed to be hard, but man,
you know, listen when you've got people getting liquid dot.
It was so bad that the PA announcer was some
girl I'd never heard up before. She's basically saying screaming
at six am on the mic f Rory McInroy, and
I'm like, what are we doing?

Speaker 15 (25:55):
I mean, what are we in the course.

Speaker 14 (25:57):
She's apologized, she quit, but I mean, you.

Speaker 15 (26:00):
Know, listen, I'm not trying to be the golf snob, right,
I'm really not, But this is just pure He shows
some class.

Speaker 14 (26:07):
I mean, you go there and root for the Americans,
but some of the nons that you're throwing some bottles
at the wives of the urine European players. I mean,
the whole thing was an embarrassment to America. But bottom
line is though at the end of the day scoreboard,
Euros win.

Speaker 15 (26:21):
They deserve it and they got it. They're talking trash.
They earned it. But now I was embarrassed watching that
this weekend.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
That was bad bad.

Speaker 15 (26:28):
I'd rather go to a Bad Bunny concert.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
So let's trade Bad Bunny. Let him do the nine
am concert and then Ludicrous. We'll do the halftimes.

Speaker 15 (26:39):
You listen, he can Belichick.

Speaker 14 (26:41):
I mean, the tari Hill fans are so bummed up
with Belichick. Clinton fans are War one and three. How
did we stink so bad and we got the Dark
Hills and decide we have a Ludicrous concert a couple
hours for a kickoff. Nobody would have ever thought they
were gonna move the game to noon because both teams
have been off. I mean, we figured that's gonna be
a prime time game. Ludacris is like, I'm gonna perform
at nine am in front.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Of what brad House that's ludicrous. Alright, back, we appreciate you, buddy.

Speaker 15 (27:10):
We'll talk to you next week.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
That's the man Mark Pager.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
All right, well, let's play our wordy word game one
eight hundred big show you told free line across America.
We'll get a couple contestants and play next Good morning,

(27:47):
it's a big show on the radio for your Tuesday morning,
September the thirtieth. Weve you was with us yesterday the
worthy word you heard a double overtime tie between from Bluefield,
West Virginia and Brian from Oxford, Mississippi, and as planned,
we got the boys back this morning.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Good morning, Junior and Brian, my boy.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Hey, all right, y'all been practicing trying to keep your
brain sharp for twenty four hours.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
You don't need a practice any Let's see if we
can get us a winner today.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
All right, John Bourne, Junior, Tater and Brians and random
words this morning, boys, Random words?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
All right, Brian, you relax, Junior. Let's see what we
can do for round one.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
Okay, let's do it. Okay, Okay, Torch was denied.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Start the clock now, I don't know what you mean.
Give me an clue, No another word.

Speaker 19 (29:03):
This is.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Yeah, it's just a word. I'll give you a blank.

Speaker 15 (29:08):
Oh you do it like this?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Another word? Another word?

Speaker 12 (29:13):
I know.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
I give you this as an uh blank. I don't
know what this is. I can't give it away.

Speaker 12 (29:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Don't work now, all.

Speaker 20 (29:27):
Right, so we all do a good start, good start,
and Brian can do with that word and go all right.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
The teacher will give you one of these when she's you.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Hey, you're my best blank wow, you go to school
to blank learn you you I blank that I will
love you forever.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
You don't break these.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Yeah, I used to watch the Saturday Night Uh you
are very it means you know, you're rare, you're very
blank you uh you might. I mean sorry about that, Bud.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
I'm glad you froze up on one. You are killing
me over here on the junior they got a four
up on us. So let's see what we can do,
all right, all right, all right, picking up on that
last one, start the clock now, skinnered song. Yes, don't

(30:31):
do that. You will get in what trouble yes rhymes
with it. Blow a bubble, yes, rhymes with it. You
have this on your beard, not a full grown beard.
It's it's was double yes rhymes with it Barney's last
name of the flintstone.

Speaker 15 (30:49):
Rubble rhymes with it.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Not a single but a double yes rhymes with it.
It rains. You get a mud? What stepping a mud?

Speaker 15 (30:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Yes, all right, good word, junior.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
That's the way to do it.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
About time we gotta run seven on the board. There
so and Brian going, Brian to play. Y'all still got
it unless you freeze up again.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
Don't give it going, y'all?

Speaker 15 (31:27):
So three will.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Time and force triple over time, pr will win. Wow,
that's a toughie right there. Okay, Tainterer and Brian ready go.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
A grown female is not a girl.

Speaker 6 (31:46):
She is a woman.

Speaker 15 (31:48):
All right.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
You may do this with a dog or with a child.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
It's not yours, it's someone else's, but you'd take them
as your as yours. Yes, you go to the super
blankets like a grocery stoket. This this uh, this tool
has rungs and you climb on it ladder.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
Yeah, there is it there?

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Hey this seven hour right when we ended at Brian,
congratulation on your victory, Junior.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
No gonna get down to give you another shot. Oh god,
West Virginia can't win.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
For nothing.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
The buck kicked on the football field on where you were.
We just think it's all. It's all the toll roads.
I'm telling you, cut down.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
On the toll roads. Boys.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
We appreciate y'all listen and playing with us. Proud to
have you out there now.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Absolutely well, y'all. Hang on you Jack, you said you
got something you too, Junior?

Speaker 1 (32:47):
All right, hey, appreciate it all right, man West Virginia,
pull it out it free.

Speaker 14 (32:53):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Hey, yeah, Hey, you playing Chuck Norris for me? Norse
bad mother trucker, sure will, all right, boy, appreciate die. Boys,
appreciate y'all.

Speaker 12 (33:03):
Hang on.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Good morning, got the big showing the radio, Baby quest
from Hongo Kevin Long out of Columbia, Tennessee, oh Sterling
Marlin's hometown. Kevin says, y'all play anything axe ike, you know,
I think what a boy's talking about a wordy word
was that Chuck Norris was an axe like all right, and.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Then Kevin from Colombia was here. So it's all. It's
all working out.

Speaker 17 (33:29):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Who Lord, have we got it coming up next?

Speaker 15 (33:56):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
That's a big showing the radio or something you'd like
to hear this time Monday through Friday. Hit us up
on the John boyn mill and Facebook page. I go
Kevin Long out of Columbia, Tennessee and a wordy word
boy from a few minutes ago.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yes, it is time to axe heike?

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yo, what Patrick? Hurry up getting had? John Boy still
got a sock off?

Speaker 15 (34:26):
Take a picture that we put it on the website.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
You take that when you have something to show and
tell yo?

Speaker 15 (34:32):
What's up?

Speaker 6 (34:33):
I mean, jump on you when you're hurt.

Speaker 8 (34:36):
Welcome to ax Ike Place to golf on the four
one one. You need all your uh uh what you
call cinemoniaco relations trips.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Dig this ike.

Speaker 8 (34:47):
My girlfriend and I are fighting again. The reason going
to the movies hmm. She likes all this computer generated
crap and I'm more of an old school action guy.
She's all about Will Smith and George Clooney and other
guys who haven't done a real stunt in their lives.
One of my favorites is Chuck Norris. He's one of

(35:09):
my heroes, and she calls him an old man and
all washed up. I know you're the man to go
to for the answer with this problem. What am I
gonna do sign put down in Pensacola? Did I put down?
That is the problem with young people today, no sense
of movie badass history.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
They think all these.

Speaker 8 (35:30):
Hollywood Willie Boyce is pig iron tough. But if it
won't for that computer fied stand ins, they wouldn't have
no career, no way. The only tough guy in the
movies today is that transporter guy, and he's a damn foreigner.
They should teach a course in school about guys like
Rudy Ray Moore and Freda Hammer, Williamson, Billy Jack and

(35:52):
hell yeah, Chuck Norris. Now, now I didn't know a
whole lot about your boy, Chuck, so I looked up
some interesting facts on a computer or on that what's
you called Wikipedia? And you're right, man, that Chuck Norris
is all man and a yard wide. You need to
school that fool on that. Let me preach on it, now,

(36:14):
check it out. Chuck Noise is a bad mother truck.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
How bad?

Speaker 8 (36:19):
Well, when Chuck Noise goes swimming, he doesn't get wet.
The water gets Chuck Norse. Did you know Chuck Norris
once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just known as
the island. What I talk about ain't no sense going
there now. If you can see Chuck Norrise, he can

(36:43):
see you. If you can't see Chuck Noise, you are
seconds away from death. Chuck Noise doesn't churn butter. He
roundhouse kicks the cow and the butt comes straight out.
I played that little cartoon in my mind.

Speaker 18 (36:59):
I mean me.

Speaker 8 (37:02):
Chuck Norris doesn't hunt huntings suggests the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep
at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris. When
Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up,
he pushes the earth away.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there's no
signs of life.

Speaker 8 (37:30):
Take that astro nerd. Somebody wants made a statue Chuck
Norris out of toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap
from anyone. Chuck Norris is one eighth Cherokee. That's interesting fact.
You've got got something in common, but it's not his ancestry.
He actually ate an Indie. Chuck Norris's chief export is pain.

(37:58):
The fine print on the last page of the Guinness
Book of World Records says that all world records are
held by Chuck Norris. The people listed in the book
are just the closest anyone else.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
Has ever gotten. When you open up a cannle will pass,
Chuck Norris jumps out.

Speaker 8 (38:15):
The Great Wall of China was originally built to keep
Chuck Norris out.

Speaker 6 (38:19):
It failed miserably.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.

Speaker 8 (38:34):
Chuck Norris wants shut down a Japanese zero by pointing
his finger at it and saying bang. Chuck Norse sleeps
with a night light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid
of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
There's no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates
trailer parks. Chuck Norris isn't lactose intolerant, He just doesn't

(39:00):
take any electosis crafts. And the most impressive fact, Chuck
Norris beats rocks paid for ant scissors every damn time.
Damn Now that's a man school ats Kaggy yours on that,

(39:21):
And like a general Saddler says, if it's on the Internet,
it's gotta be true. So what I'm saying is the
good Lord made the crack of your butt. So Chuck
Norrison will have someplace to put here for.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
This is I.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Piece out, Uh, Chuck Norris tough if you want a
mailed axiit.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
John Boyd believe he obock seventy six sixty three Charlotte
DNC two eight two four one.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
He wouldn't be pissed him on about no damn tone
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Cracking lacking cracker crackers.

Speaker 17 (40:50):
How much is that was me? Y'all, just just sitting
around the house speaking about stuff you don't.

Speaker 19 (40:57):
Want to hear some of it? Yes, two, I thought
maybe I was like talking to mysell.

Speaker 17 (41:13):
Man, y'all. That Amazon Prime Day was off the chain, right.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Man.

Speaker 17 (41:22):
They had everything on sale, fun facts. You know that
Amazon ships more of this than anybody else in the world.
Hardboard boxes, a lot of boxes. Then what I like

(41:45):
the best about October is you get to take a
whole month off from cleaning the outside of your house.
People that come to your door, saying all the big
spider webs on the porch are just Halloween decorations. Most people,
not me, but most people worry about stuff that's never

(42:09):
gonna happen, like blazer blades cost way too much to
end up in some random kids Halloween candy an a
wasted and people only dress up like a skeleton on Halloween.
But a skeleton wears a human costume every stngle day.

(42:34):
We think about it. A baby just not like an
old guy. It's pretty funny. But an old guy just
like a baby is that's weird. Guys, tell me what

(42:56):
happens to the wolfman if there's like a lunar ecliff.
Does he change and then change back or does half
of his hair fallout? Either one sounds kind of creepy
to me. And you know, Count Dracula's hair always looks

(43:19):
pretty darn good for a guy that can't see himself
in the mirror. Go on, and I wish I could
see like Dracula. I mean, not the drinking blood parts grows,
But I like the park where you live off by

(43:39):
yourself and a castle you sleep the whole day, and
you can turn to a cloud of bat to get
out of awkward social situation. Hoast, did y'all hear they're
doing another sequel to that Halloween movie. It's one's just

(44:00):
gonna be like two hours and Michael Myers like walking
around wondering why there's nobody out in the street for
him to kill. And then at the end, Damie Lee
Karen Curtis walks up and yells at him for like
not wearing his mats. He noticed it in the movies,

(44:25):
like all the ghosts try to scare you, but it's
those old timey ghosts. I bet the ghost of a
guy that like died two or three years ago just
walks in the room and says, hey, dude, what's your
WIFEI PASSWORDO. Anyway, that's it for now. I'm tired and

(44:54):
wants cheetos. Y'all keep rocking and I'll keep thinking and we'll.

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