August 26, 2025 • 38 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we'll have an early show visit from Stan Higgins (a.k.a.: Mr. Pop-In).. - Tater recaps the weekend box office and assigns a new assignment of What to Watch.. - The Mayor of Dismal Seepage has a questionable festival planned for the weekend - this time it’s a rodeo - sort of… - Astronerd tortures us with more of his stand-up comedy jokes.. - Mark Packer dials up the heat with his Southern Fried Football report on the latest drama in the NCAA.. - We'll get in touch with Raiford’s softer side, with a request for his poem about “older dogs”.. - and Comedian Ritch Shydner joins us for an unusual story from the news…
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning, there's a big shower radio.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Helly yo, li Lindsay premise here when I'm on this
side of the pond, I get my daily dose of
culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Who will? I thought it was funny.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Good morning. It's a big shawl the radio. Yeah, I
want to go mimmering. Rayford do that once in morning now,
Thank y'all, Man y'all, I listens, y'all, Grey y'all come
up with some of the best ideas over the years
and a half.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
He appreciate you, alright, me.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
For this bonus top ten list, Speaking of the Rafe Daddy.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Today's top ten list, the top ten things You'll never
hear Robert D. Rayford say, number ten, So what if
he's gay? That's nobody's business but his own.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Number nine.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Hey, y'all, come out here and check out my new
SUV number eight. Great hunting trip this weekend. Anybody need
any dear meat Number seven, tell you what, just email
it to me. Number six. Wow, glad you enjoyed that. Sure,
I'll send you a copy. Number five, No, No, that
(01:56):
Liquors for cooking. Number For sure, I'll be glad to
pick up your kids for you. Number three Morning, every
buddy who's got a cigarette. Number two Jeff Gordon is
the may and the number one thing you'll never hear
Rayford say, hmm, you know you may have a good
(02:19):
point there.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Hang on, gonna
give as another shot here.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
For his happy home.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Let me tell you about what you can win if
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Speaker 1 (02:57):
You say for the whole family, hang on, play.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
For it in minutes. Alright, he's back with some new material.
Please stay tuned anyway and we'll all suffer along together.
Ladies and gentlemen, Please welcome your headliner joke Nerd with.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Wit what's the HAPs my nestles.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
And I'm gonna try the urban comic thing, are you no?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Seet CHOHn boy?
Speaker 7 (03:24):
In the comedy business, you have to reach out to
the young people through the language they most easily understand.
I'm merely employing the lingo do shore word, damn play
a well done?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
AnyWho?
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Hey, folks, it's great to be here. I gotta go somewhere. Yeah,
my marriage is on the rocks again. My wife just
broke up with her boyfriend. That timing was spot on.
A friend asked me why my wife and I fight
all the time. I said, I don't know. She never
tells me.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
A little late.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
You know, I thought I married miss right. I just
didn't know. Her first name was always my fast is
all the money keep with that? I guess it's not
all her fault, you know. She asked me, will you
still love me when my hair is gray? I said,
why not? I've made it through the other forty three colors.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Friends say you should take her out more. No thanks.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Going to a party with your wife is like going
fishing with a game warden.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Shut up, I know what I said. That's kind of true,
thank you.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
That's where comedy comes from John when there's truth in it.
I live like I'm going back to my self. I
live like a medieval night. Every night I go to
sleep with a battle axe by my side. Did you
turn into a feminist?
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Now?
Speaker 7 (04:59):
She's always trying to change me. She says, you need
to get in touch with your feminine side. So I
wrecked the car.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Hio.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
I've always managed to keep my trim figure over the years.
I wish I could say the same for my wife.
When she said she believed in love at first sight,
I didn't know she was talking about the dessert menu,
and we go. You know, I took my wife to
the Super Bowl once she brought a spoon.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
My wife's got something, thank you.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
My wife's got so many double chins it looks like
she's looking at you over a stack of pancakes.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Shut up, Peter, I thought you're on my side.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
I'm not saying my wife is fat. But when we
go to the opera, no one will leave until she's saying,
because it's not.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Over until uh so is this your wife said?
Speaker 6 (06:01):
No, this is my warm up.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
I got like twenty minutes of church bulletin bloopers is
great stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I'm sure it might.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Have been mailed the drums. I had to try it.
How about just give us your best joke as a closer.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
That's tough, John Boy, got so much rich material to
mine here.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Okay, there's these two non binary al bino aborigines that
are ordering at Chipotle. No, oh wouch, let's see here. Okay,
try this one. A communist goes into Starbucks and peas
in the corner.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
No, don't you have anything that isn't offensive? Fine?
Speaker 6 (06:40):
All right.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
I was walking down the street with my friend and
there's an Italian organ grinder with a monkey, and my
friend puts a twenty dollars bill in his cup. I said, hey,
I thought you didn't like Italians and he said I don't,
but they're so adorable when they're little.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Said something that was off.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Are you Italian?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
No?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Now, what's your beat? I put a monkey in it
for you?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Damn it? Damn play out? Well done, stupid?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
All right, Hey, let's play Beat the Blonde, and we
are ready to go one eight hundred big shows. You
told Free Line across America. Get a contestant and play next.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Good morning. That's a big shawl Alradio.
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We're going to do your Tuesday Morning August twenty sixth
feature When to make Shore, Big Box, little Man and
a jar. We'll come to underpinshidners there, driggey words, a
little man hit the big Box at the big show
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Speaker 1 (08:10):
Are you there? Click out on their contest but you
can't get through? I call you and we play beat
the Blonde.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Now let's meet our contestant at our grandview Indy.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Amma say head of Peggy. Hey, Peggy, Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Hey We're doing good. Welcome well, Peggy. We're gonna ask
Danter some questions. You agree or disagree, get two bells
before two buzzers. Whether you're right or wrong with your agreements,
you get a big old prize pack.
Speaker 9 (08:49):
All right, all right, Peggy.
Speaker 10 (08:51):
So remember remember Nicolas came of that movie Peggy See I.
Speaker 11 (08:55):
Love you girl?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Right well, Tiner researchers say about half of all forest
fires in the US today are started by what.
Speaker 9 (09:10):
Only you could start fires? Fires? Sorry, that was the
drunk bear. I say, humans.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Humans.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Yes, humans, Humans are responsible for about half of all
forest fires.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Peggy, you agree or disagree?
Speaker 11 (09:32):
I agree?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Lightning strikes strikes.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, so you were wrong, drunk bear.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Alright, there we go, someone who has hecks. Let me say, hexadactalism. Well,
how do I believe you hexadactulism? Right, they will have
something extra that is generally easy to spot, right, so
what is that?
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Well, thanks for noticing.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
I am a beauty school dropout, and I'm going to
tell you that that is a brow.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Unibrow is a hexadacatulism.
Speaker 12 (10:20):
I'm going to agree you agreeing with the unibrow.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
And no, no, but I am a beauty school dropping
I believe that we can look at your hair and
tell that an extra finger or toe.
Speaker 11 (10:40):
That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Well, there you go, drag in you women. Don't get
you together, bag.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
We're gonna make you happy before we hang up on
you know, baby, you hang on for me.
Speaker 11 (10:54):
All right, Okay, I'd like to get a shout out.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 11 (10:59):
I want to give a shout out to the greatest country,
the United States of America, and I believe it's been
heading in the right path.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
All right, Peggy proud American here on the big show.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Love you mean it?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Oh yeah, all right, we're jumping out, catching you up
phone your news time capsule right on the other side.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
It was August twenty six. Awful. This is the award
(12:02):
winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number
one exports.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio building a gang,
my three girls, Jackie, Tater and Pearl.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Very amusing real quick.
Speaker 13 (12:28):
You know we have dog lovers out there. This dog
is so funny. I swear it's a person in there.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Marcy. We have swivel chairs for those of you out.
Speaker 13 (12:36):
There who have never been in the studio. So she
keeps hitting Marcy and jumping up on Marcy's arms. She
wants a treat. That's sitting back here on the table.
So Tater said, watch this. Tater turns her back on her.
She waits for a few minutes. She stares at the tree.
Then she walks around Tator's other side. Tata turns back
on again. She gets crossed up in Tata's headphones and
the cord is around her.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Next she doesn't care.
Speaker 13 (12:56):
She keeps hitting that Marci, like, give me a tree.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
She ain't got nothing but time's patient, work patient.
Speaker 13 (13:05):
She will sit there and Marcy look at Marcy's back.
Two three minutes, you should come around her feet. Marcy
turned against She'll said two three, Man, you're gonna give
me a treat?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Well, you have to say the apple didn't fall for
not only Barl's starting to look like me. She been
acting like last couple years.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Jun Boy and Billy, Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. Here
we go, Hello.
Speaker 7 (14:03):
Friends, your old pal Burn Bern here with another booger
whistling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
Willy's First Party. As our story opens, a doting mother
is getting her young son ready to attend his very
first birthday party.
Speaker 9 (14:21):
Now, Willie, did you remember to wash up?
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Yep, face, neck pits and pooper?
Speaker 9 (14:27):
And are those clean clothes.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Compared to the rest of the stuff on the floor.
Speaker 12 (14:31):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (14:32):
And what do we say when you meet Timmy's mother?
Speaker 6 (14:34):
How's it going?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Tuts?
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Which way to the legos?
Speaker 9 (14:36):
No? No, no, Willy, you say, it's a pleasure to
meet you, missus Tinker. I'm Willie. Now you try.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
It's a pleasure to meet you, missus Stinker. Willie, I'm
just rasing your mom. It's ten in the morning. You
can have another glass of wine.
Speaker 9 (14:56):
And remember, Willy, when missus Tinker offers you a second
piece of care, be grown up and refuse it as
politely as your father would got it? Alrighty Willy, go
have fun. I'll see you in a few hours. A
few hours later, Well, Willie, did you have fun?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Did I?
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Susie Parker wore a dress with no underpants.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Bruce Cuttler was picking up the dog poop bear handed,
Benny Pierce punched mister Tinker in the goodie bag, and
creepy Pete Winners ate half of Timmy's goldfish before they
caught him.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Hell was awesome.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
And did missus Tinker offer you a second piece of cake?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (15:30):
And did you remember to refuse it as politely as
your father would?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
You know it?
Speaker 7 (15:34):
I said, hell no, get that crap out of my sight,
you dizzy heifer, and ow wow. We hope you enjoyed
John Boy and Billy playhouse. Now get those top two buttons, undonea.
Speaker 9 (15:53):
Get upstairs, Willie, and she did wow.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Tune in next time when we'll hear creepy neat Winners
say between mouthfuls of.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Goldfish, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Good morning, A big show is on your radio.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
In my life.
Speaker 14 (16:12):
The SuDS belly up. There's full deverywhere flying through the air,
round blights and bulls and hands. People eat them with
their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 14 (16:21):
OHI with the spreads, you can't imagine ribs and chicken
and biscuits and whole pigs and a great big sticky.
That's what it's like at the Junt Boy of Bully
Pig Show. It's a buffet from start to finish. There
should be a cover charge.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 14 (16:32):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
You faint the right cleaning bill over my head?
Speaker 6 (16:38):
You canna eat that.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
College football full throttle this weekend starting on Thursday. A Man,
pac Man, get us ready forward here in minutes, I'll
be going back some of our favorite top ten lists
this morning. We go back a couple of years when
the writers was on strike out in Hollyweird. This bonus
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top ten list.
Speaker 15 (17:39):
Well, with the Hollywood writers strike, no scripted TV shows
or movies are actually being produced right now. Everything's on hold.
The TV networks do have a plan b unscripted shows,
which basically means get ready for lots of game shows
and reality TV. Today's Big Show Top ten list the
(17:59):
top ten replacement TV shows standing by if the writers
strike continues. Number ten, Basketball Wife Swap Number nine, Naked
and Afraid of Spiders Number eight, Deadliest Cash Cap Number seven,
(18:23):
Comedians in Cars Getting Car Sick? Number six, Are you
taller than a fourth grader? They're not even trying to
till the number five RuPaul's Drag Queen Storytime Number four,
Keeping Up with the Door.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Dashians number three, Extreme Makeover Madonna Edition, number two, Flip
This Horse, And the number one writer's strike replacement show,
America's Got Kickers.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Coming up.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
We played wordy word for one hundred and twenty dollars
for the bulls not cleaning products made in the USA.
Truck drivers keep America moving, the bull snot make sure
they look good doing it. You find bull Snout at
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click the link at the Big Show dot Com. Hang
on you win you some in minutes speaking the winning
alright boards, Let's get ready. College football is back full throttle,
(19:31):
and here's a man with our play, Mark Packer.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Good morning, pac Man.
Speaker 12 (19:36):
Good morning John boy. You're right, it's time for little
Southern Fri football. We had that, you know, week zero,
the game out in Ireland and some other games, but
it really gets started this week because you got football Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
Sunday and Monday, John boys. So this is a great,
great week. But before we get to the games all
(19:56):
that stuff, some stuff did happen since the last time
you and I got the together. Really both on counts
here are involved in the Southeastern Conference Number one. The
SEC last week decided, hey, we're going to go from
eight conference games to nine conference games beginning next season.
So there's a lot of pressure on Greg Sankie the
SEC because the big tenant played non conference games and
(20:19):
they kind of called out the SEC. You ought to
be playing nine, and the SEC's had this debate forever
and ever. So they finally agreed to go to nine
conference games next year, which means for the fans, it's great.
For the coaches, maybe not so much because it's another
head knocker each and every week. So non conference games
so you don't put pressure on the ACC We'll see
(20:40):
what Jim Phillips and those guys do. They're playing eight
conference games this year. I suspect they'll come up with
some kind of plan, even though with seventeen teams the
numbers really don't add up. The AEC is gonna have
to figure all that out. The other thing, John Boy,
is Alburn. You gotta say to Alburn before we get
any kickoffs. This week had the best offseason and the
reason last week they found and now claim four new
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national championship teams nineteen ten, nineteen fourteen, nineteen fifty eight,
and the only one I can remember was two thousand
and four. They're now claiming even though they didn't play
for the BCS national title. Auburn said, screw that, Alabama
claims all kinds of them. We're gonna add four more
to our lists. We're up to nine now, so I
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don't care. I don't care what Auburn does for us
of the year, nobody had a better offeason an Auburn
who somehow found four national championships hiding underneath the rock.
Somewhere's the war damn Eagle. Way to go, Auburn. You
got four more internaty so that's news from last week.
Cowboys kind of crazy, which leads us into this week
(21:48):
because I've been TELLNY for weeks now, We've got three
top ten games. It is the most in the regular
season since twenty seventeen in one particular week, three top
ten games. Of course, you got number one team in Texas.
They're going to Ohio State. The Buckeys are number three
in the country, defending the national champs in Texas despite
being number one, is an underdog. Now. You could go
(22:11):
back to the all time records, who's been number one
in the country to start the season and start the
year as an underdog. Now that makes no sense, right,
zero sense. But that's what we got on number nine
LSU going down to Death Valley, the original Death Valley
in Clemson, South Carolina, to see the Tigers Tigers on
Tigers on Saturday night. Then on Sunday you got number
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six Notre Dame at number ten Miami. And by the way,
the Irish v lost six straight games at Miami. So
we'll see what happens on all that front. But I
think a lot of pressure this week, jumboint. You gotta
be on the ACC, gotta be on the AEC this week,
I'll tell you why they got to start changing the narrative. Right,
everybody talks too Well, it's just Clemson, nobody else, you know,
(22:53):
everybody else got a step up. The league this week
has five ranked non conference games, five Florida State and Alabama.
You got Tennessee, Syracuse, Virginia Tech, South Carolina already told
you about Miami and Notre Dame, and Clemson tells you
the only way to change the narrative is to win.
So when we get together next week, that will be
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a talking point one way or the other, and one
more thing to jump to keep an eye on. League.
Corso ninety years old, when the all time legends in
college football broadcasting. It will be his last appearance on
college game Day in Columbus, Ohio, puts on the head
gear for the last time. He's a true institution. He's
a great dude, and I wish him nothing but the best.
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But he's been great for college football. And I don't
care what team you root for, you always kind of
want to see what Corso is going to do when
that headgear thing comes up. But this will be the
last show he does coming up on Saturday, So just
keep an eye on that. So there you go. Here's
your Southern Fried football report right there.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Awesome, Pack, you are the man. I got you hard.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
I'm taking Texas, Clemson and Notre Dame just like that.
Speaker 12 (23:58):
You're on a record.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
You are the record.
Speaker 12 (24:00):
I'm gonna keep I'm gonna keep a note on that.
And we get together next week and see how you're
doing all that? Can I tell people all the time,
we don't know squad until we watch about two or
three weeks. I mean seriously, nobody has any idea who's good,
who's bad? And ball kill, the bounce, money, injuries, crazy
stuff happens. But it's time for little Southern Pride football
and you can't meet it.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
You are the man, all right, Pack will catch up
next week. Bardy have a great one.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
You two john boards Here, that's the board. There's Martin
Packer right there. All right, a good deal. Well let's
play us some game. Uh well a game two rounds.
You know where we would do it? Wordy, word time?
What ain't hundred big show? You don't free line? Come on,
you're the gouble contestant. Play next. Good morning, this is
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a big show on the radio. Were you Tuesday morning?
Our feature track from The Big Show bit boxed A
little Man in the Jar with comedian Rich Shaigner A
key words, little man.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
He set the thing for the next couple of days.
Sorry about that guy.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Court size, cause I got on their contact by when
you hear the Big Show dot comic gagins whom Ia
call you?
Speaker 6 (25:32):
I went everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Okay, go bird.
Speaker 16 (25:36):
That's whet.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
It's the bird.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Logan from Eating Georgia.
Good morning, Logan, Good morning, Heyboddy.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, I have big time when I was eating and eating.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
He always eating.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
All right.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Hell, let's say hey to John out of Gaffney, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Good morning, John, morning John. Hello.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
All right, boys, John and Taytor on one team, John
Boy and Logan.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
On the other.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
We'll do two rounds thirty second seat guys, Good luck,
all right, Georgia versus South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Little sec action. Here what we got now? I'm back man,
all right, So Randon got the word tablet over there?
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Random words. I'll see guys, random words?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
All right? Then John, you relaxed, Logan, Let's see what
we can do. Are you ready? Are you really there?
All right? Alright, here we go, buddy. You holler him
out starting to clock.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Now she's married to the king. Wow, she's married to
the No, she's married to the king the queen. Yeah,
all right, when you turn thirteen, you are a black
Oh never mind?
Speaker 11 (26:58):
Next?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Okay, you wear are these Levi's blue jean?
Speaker 8 (27:03):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Okay, you gotta check this in your car with a dipstick.
Speaker 8 (27:09):
Oil?
Speaker 12 (27:09):
Yeah? Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
All right, this is oh god, and what do they are?
Messed up with a teen? That word was teen. I
was trying to be cool to say thirteen, but uh
it didn't work.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Woh So three for logan, we gave John one sitting
at John, You welcome.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Let's see what you and Taytlor can do for your
round one? Ready to go, Ready and go.
Speaker 11 (27:37):
H the song.
Speaker 9 (27:37):
This is my blank, This is your blank. Okay you
own this.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
If you have like forty acres, you have a lot
of blank. Yeah, rhymes with it, a rock blank. I'm
with the blank. They sing songs and concerts. Yes, rhymes
with it. You have two of these on the end
of your arms.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
You rise with it.
Speaker 9 (28:03):
You don't sit blank for the anthem?
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Stand?
Speaker 7 (28:08):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (28:08):
Sorry man, I got up.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
On that side where you put that in this land
is under the total of five for John. So five
is leading Logan by two. Logan, we need some poets
right here. Are you ready, buddy, Yes, sir, all right, let's.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Do it then, starting to clock. Now on the beach
you build castles out of.
Speaker 17 (28:34):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Are you lay out in the sun to get Yeah,
you have a cow, you get it hot and you
blank him, and so it's yours. You know it's yours.
You blank the cow hot brand.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Yes, the grand blank rhyming with the myrtle beach is
the grand they call it.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
It's like a blank of hair as well. He just
gets wow. Okay, three three, this is got a loss
there six score for Logan.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
So John and Tator one will tie to will win.
Please get it over with and go.
Speaker 9 (29:24):
I found a gray blank of hair on my head.
Speaker 10 (29:29):
Rhymes with it?
Speaker 8 (29:29):
You have?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
You have these in your neck?
Speaker 9 (29:33):
A sweat blanks a dog has.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Yeah there, all right, Logan down in eight and we
came up a little short, buddy, But you can't try again,
and we appreciate you playing game. Logan, Thank you all right, boy,
John down and Gaffney, you got you one. Hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bull's not heading you away, Buddy
(29:57):
grad Joe Right, Good morning, got the Big Shaw on
the radio by quest from on Gold Curtis Gale out
of Abilene, Texas. Curtis says, I'd like to hear Raven's
form about older dogs. There's a that's a hit right there,
ever since the first time old Robert d red that.
(30:20):
Curtis will get it for you coming up next. Good morning,
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it's a big show on the radio. Something you'd like
to hear about this time Monday through Friday. I hit
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We got Abilene, Abilene, Curtis Gale moving around Abilene, Texas,
getting his record us guess and curtises of dog lovers.
Well he'll go okurr.
Speaker 17 (31:04):
Older dogs getting older. Notice how the nights are colder.
Little solace in the dawn save a weary stretch and
a yawn. Older dogs not as agile, bones and joints
seem frail and fragile. No longer runs to fetch a toy.
A simple walk replaced that joy. Older dogs with vision
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fading still makes out his master's shading green head seeks
gentle hand seems to slow time's shifting sand. Older dogs
have troubled hearing deer and duck and nearby clearing. But
older dogs still can tell who comes and goes by
sniff and smell. Older dogs might not remember if it's
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May or November. Often forget familiar ways. Confusion comes with
hair that graze. Older dogs need much more petting for
some day. He may be regretting the absence of that
loyal friend who of their heart until the end. Older
dogs and getting older. I noticed two the night is colder.
(32:07):
I know what you're going through because I'm an older
dog like you.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
How about that good morning.
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Speaker 18 (32:53):
A local woman Grayville County was cleaning up around the
Washington Heights area found what authorities believe was a severed human.
We we and they here's another Bobby thing. You know,
I was afraid of this when the Bobby thing happened
in all the press was.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Fad, yeah, fad, so hula hoop. Yeah, she finds like
a severed you know, we wait in a peanut butter jar. Oh,
this sounds like an industrial accident. There's some worker who's so.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
He doesn't even realize he lost it.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
I remember to talk about the pickle slice her.
Speaker 9 (33:32):
Yeah, they fired both of us.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Peanut butter like that. You don't eat all the one time?
Speaker 8 (33:44):
Was was it?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Peter pan.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Lieutenant Sam Simon's motion for the Greenville County Sheriff's Office said, gets.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
From the lab. Yeah, now, how many of you have
handled this?
Speaker 5 (34:03):
All right?
Speaker 6 (34:04):
Get very tough for many of the boys at the lab.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Finger Prince, you mean.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Let's get the chalk outline.
Speaker 16 (34:11):
Guy, this should have been good. Somebody to hug her out.
Somebody called Tracy. Ah we now, he said, we don't
have any fairies about it right now. The woman found
the suspected.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Organ while clean suspected organ.
Speaker 18 (34:35):
Yes, she was working not something she knows a quart
sized jar, kind of happier size jar.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yah, coming to the symbol, the court size jar.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
This guy's supremely unhappy.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
She noticed something suspicious in't it. I guess it's not
what you expected to find in the course.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Size of the yarn.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
Style, But this is I look at that.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Anyway.
Speaker 18 (35:08):
They took the suspected organ to agree with Amorial Hospital.
It was examined by a pathologists who said, that's what
appears to me.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
You know, you know what the thing is on the
North Carolina statutes.
Speaker 19 (35:19):
You know they advertising the paper for a month and
if there's nobody that comes to claim it, she gets
to keep it.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
This was a good part of that.
Speaker 16 (35:30):
Why is everything remind me of any grea the shows?
Speaker 8 (35:33):
We all do.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
All right, we'll win, all right, three o'clock one week
from to day. Uh, but you gotta be a lot
of guys, lot of guys coming to claim it.
Speaker 18 (35:44):
Though pathologists was not able to estimate to win or
how long it had been in the jar. A piece
of paper which was secured on the object with a
rubber band suicide note.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
He left the guys.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
See that shows you does think.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I can't stand this guy. This guy, this woman sucks.
I'm out here and it killed itself. That the peanut
butter crunching machine line with a suicide note wrapped around it.
It can't take it. So this guy's choice, the woman
is killing me. I'm living, I'm dying, I'm done.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
What did the notes say?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Well, it had some type of uh illegible writing on it.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
Well, like I said, be a little hard hard for
it to write.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
It can think okay, but as we all know, it
just can't help you.
Speaker 8 (36:36):
Right.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
You could type about fifteen words a minute. I won't
train one.
Speaker 19 (36:45):
But it's the handwriting is terrible. Yeah, well, I can't
grip the pen, no thumb, no opposing digit. Everybody's imagining
it trying to write. Now there's something there. Go home
on min can ride real well. And the snow doesn't count.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
The snow doesn't.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Get The bad news is it's Hillary's handwriting. Pleave linked
them up. These are lego jokes. We just keep putting
one on top.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
And the Sheriff's office has not received any calls relating
to the fine.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Then the organ is in storage storage what's it's?
Speaker 6 (37:38):
What's the police station?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Refrigerator? Every time? Guy who run?
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Can you get?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
It's down at the Morgue. They have this little tiny
drawer for.
Speaker 19 (37:55):
You know, I'm told them when they built this, Morgan
this and come in someday be handy.
Speaker 6 (38:00):
I'm telling them it would happened sooner or later.
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Good morning, there's a big shower radio.
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Helly yo, li Lindsay premise here when I'm on this
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John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
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Speaker 3 (00:24):
Who will? I thought it was funny.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Good morning. It's a big shawl the radio. Yeah, I
want to go mimmering. Rayford do that once in morning now,
Thank y'all, Man y'all, I listens, y'all, Grey y'all come
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and a half.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
He appreciate you, alright, me.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
For this bonus top ten list, Speaking of the Rafe Daddy.
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Today's top ten list, the top ten things You'll never
hear Robert D. Rayford say, number ten, So what if
he's gay? That's nobody's business but his own.
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Number nine.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Hey, y'all, come out here and check out my new
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any dear meat Number seven, tell you what, just email
it to me. Number six. Wow, glad you enjoyed that. Sure,
I'll send you a copy. Number five, No, No, that
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Liquors for cooking. Number For sure, I'll be glad to
pick up your kids for you. Number three Morning, every
buddy who's got a cigarette. Number two Jeff Gordon is
the may and the number one thing you'll never hear
Rayford say, hmm, you know you may have a good
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point there.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
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Please stay tuned anyway and we'll all suffer along together.
Ladies and gentlemen, Please welcome your headliner joke Nerd with.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Wit what's the HAPs my nestles.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
And I'm gonna try the urban comic thing, are you no?
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Seet CHOHn boy?
Speaker 7 (03:24):
In the comedy business, you have to reach out to
the young people through the language they most easily understand.
I'm merely employing the lingo do shore word, damn play
a well done?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
AnyWho?
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Hey, folks, it's great to be here. I gotta go somewhere. Yeah,
my marriage is on the rocks again. My wife just
broke up with her boyfriend. That timing was spot on.
A friend asked me why my wife and I fight
all the time. I said, I don't know. She never
tells me.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
A little late.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
You know, I thought I married miss right. I just
didn't know. Her first name was always my fast is
all the money keep with that? I guess it's not
all her fault, you know. She asked me, will you
still love me when my hair is gray? I said,
why not? I've made it through the other forty three colors.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Friends say you should take her out more. No thanks.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Going to a party with your wife is like going
fishing with a game warden.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Shut up, I know what I said. That's kind of true,
thank you.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
That's where comedy comes from John when there's truth in it.
I live like I'm going back to my self. I
live like a medieval night. Every night I go to
sleep with a battle axe by my side. Did you
turn into a feminist?
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Now?
Speaker 7 (04:59):
She's always trying to change me. She says, you need
to get in touch with your feminine side. So I
wrecked the car.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Hio.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
I've always managed to keep my trim figure over the years.
I wish I could say the same for my wife.
When she said she believed in love at first sight,
I didn't know she was talking about the dessert menu,
and we go. You know, I took my wife to
the Super Bowl once she brought a spoon.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
My wife's got something, thank you.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
My wife's got so many double chins it looks like
she's looking at you over a stack of pancakes.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Shut up, Peter, I thought you're on my side.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
I'm not saying my wife is fat. But when we
go to the opera, no one will leave until she's saying,
because it's not.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Over until uh so is this your wife said?
Speaker 6 (06:01):
No, this is my warm up.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
I got like twenty minutes of church bulletin bloopers is
great stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I'm sure it might.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Have been mailed the drums. I had to try it.
How about just give us your best joke as a closer.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
That's tough, John Boy, got so much rich material to
mine here.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Okay, there's these two non binary al bino aborigines that
are ordering at Chipotle. No, oh wouch, let's see here. Okay,
try this one. A communist goes into Starbucks and peas
in the corner.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
No, don't you have anything that isn't offensive? Fine?
Speaker 6 (06:40):
All right.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
I was walking down the street with my friend and
there's an Italian organ grinder with a monkey, and my
friend puts a twenty dollars bill in his cup. I said, hey,
I thought you didn't like Italians and he said I don't,
but they're so adorable when they're little.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Said something that was off.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Are you Italian?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
No?
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Now, what's your beat? I put a monkey in it
for you?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Damn it? Damn play out? Well done, stupid?
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Now let's meet our contestant at our grandview Indy.
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Amma say head of Peggy. Hey, Peggy, Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Hey We're doing good. Welcome well, Peggy. We're gonna ask
Danter some questions. You agree or disagree, get two bells
before two buzzers. Whether you're right or wrong with your agreements,
you get a big old prize pack.
Speaker 9 (08:49):
All right, all right, Peggy.
Speaker 10 (08:51):
So remember remember Nicolas came of that movie Peggy See I.
Speaker 11 (08:55):
Love you girl?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Right well, Tiner researchers say about half of all forest
fires in the US today are started by what.
Speaker 9 (09:10):
Only you could start fires? Fires? Sorry, that was the
drunk bear. I say, humans.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Humans.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Yes, humans, Humans are responsible for about half of all
forest fires.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Peggy, you agree or disagree?
Speaker 11 (09:32):
I agree?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Lightning strikes strikes.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, so you were wrong, drunk bear.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Alright, there we go, someone who has hecks. Let me say, hexadactalism. Well,
how do I believe you hexadactulism? Right, they will have
something extra that is generally easy to spot, right, so
what is that?
Speaker 9 (10:08):
Well, thanks for noticing.
Speaker 10 (10:11):
I am a beauty school dropout, and I'm going to
tell you that that is a brow.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Unibrow is a hexadacatulism.
Speaker 12 (10:20):
I'm going to agree you agreeing with the unibrow.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
And no, no, but I am a beauty school dropping
I believe that we can look at your hair and
tell that an extra finger or toe.
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That's what I was thinking.
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Well, there you go, drag in you women. Don't get
you together, bag.
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We're gonna make you happy before we hang up on
you know, baby, you hang on for me.
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All right, Okay, I'd like to get a shout out.
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Okay, go ahead.
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I want to give a shout out to the greatest country,
the United States of America, and I believe it's been
heading in the right path.
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All right, Peggy proud American here on the big show.
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Love you mean it?
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Oh yeah, all right, we're jumping out, catching you up
phone your news time capsule right on the other side.
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It was August twenty six. Awful. This is the award
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Good morning, Big Show's on the radio building a gang,
my three girls, Jackie, Tater and Pearl.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Very amusing real quick.
Speaker 13 (12:28):
You know we have dog lovers out there. This dog
is so funny. I swear it's a person in there.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Marcy. We have swivel chairs for those of you out.
Speaker 13 (12:36):
There who have never been in the studio. So she
keeps hitting Marcy and jumping up on Marcy's arms. She
wants a treat. That's sitting back here on the table.
So Tater said, watch this. Tater turns her back on her.
She waits for a few minutes. She stares at the tree.
Then she walks around Tator's other side. Tata turns back
on again. She gets crossed up in Tata's headphones and
the cord is around her.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Next she doesn't care.
Speaker 13 (12:56):
She keeps hitting that Marci, like, give me a tree.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
She ain't got nothing but time's patient, work patient.
Speaker 13 (13:05):
She will sit there and Marcy look at Marcy's back.
Two three minutes, you should come around her feet. Marcy
turned against She'll said two three, Man, you're gonna give
me a treat?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Well, you have to say the apple didn't fall for
not only Barl's starting to look like me. She been
acting like last couple years.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Jun Boy and Billy, Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. Here
we go, Hello.
Speaker 7 (14:03):
Friends, your old pal Burn Bern here with another booger
whistling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
Willy's First Party. As our story opens, a doting mother
is getting her young son ready to attend his very
first birthday party.
Speaker 9 (14:21):
Now, Willie, did you remember to wash up?
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Yep, face, neck pits and pooper?
Speaker 9 (14:27):
And are those clean clothes.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Compared to the rest of the stuff on the floor.
Speaker 12 (14:31):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (14:32):
And what do we say when you meet Timmy's mother?
Speaker 6 (14:34):
How's it going?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Tuts?
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Which way to the legos?
Speaker 9 (14:36):
No? No, no, Willy, you say, it's a pleasure to
meet you, missus Tinker. I'm Willie. Now you try.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
It's a pleasure to meet you, missus Stinker. Willie, I'm
just rasing your mom. It's ten in the morning. You
can have another glass of wine.
Speaker 9 (14:56):
And remember, Willy, when missus Tinker offers you a second
piece of care, be grown up and refuse it as
politely as your father would got it? Alrighty Willy, go
have fun. I'll see you in a few hours. A
few hours later, Well, Willie, did you have fun?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Did I?
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Susie Parker wore a dress with no underpants.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Bruce Cuttler was picking up the dog poop bear handed,
Benny Pierce punched mister Tinker in the goodie bag, and
creepy Pete Winners ate half of Timmy's goldfish before they
caught him.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Hell was awesome.
Speaker 9 (15:27):
And did missus Tinker offer you a second piece of cake?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (15:30):
And did you remember to refuse it as politely as
your father would?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
You know it?
Speaker 7 (15:34):
I said, hell no, get that crap out of my sight,
you dizzy heifer, and ow wow. We hope you enjoyed
John Boy and Billy playhouse. Now get those top two buttons, undonea.
Speaker 9 (15:53):
Get upstairs, Willie, and she did wow.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Tune in next time when we'll hear creepy neat Winners
say between mouthfuls of.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Goldfish, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Good morning, A big show is on your radio.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
In my life.
Speaker 14 (16:12):
The SuDS belly up. There's full deverywhere flying through the air,
round blights and bulls and hands. People eat them with
their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 14 (16:21):
OHI with the spreads, you can't imagine ribs and chicken
and biscuits and whole pigs and a great big sticky.
That's what it's like at the Junt Boy of Bully
Pig Show. It's a buffet from start to finish. There
should be a cover charge.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 14 (16:32):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
You faint the right cleaning bill over my head?
Speaker 6 (16:38):
You canna eat that.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
College football full throttle this weekend starting on Thursday. A Man,
pac Man, get us ready forward here in minutes, I'll
be going back some of our favorite top ten lists
this morning. We go back a couple of years when
the writers was on strike out in Hollyweird. This bonus
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top ten list.
Speaker 15 (17:39):
Well, with the Hollywood writers strike, no scripted TV shows
or movies are actually being produced right now. Everything's on hold.
The TV networks do have a plan b unscripted shows,
which basically means get ready for lots of game shows
and reality TV. Today's Big Show Top ten list the
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top ten replacement TV shows standing by if the writers
strike continues. Number ten, Basketball Wife Swap Number nine, Naked
and Afraid of Spiders Number eight, Deadliest Cash Cap Number seven,
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Comedians in Cars Getting Car Sick? Number six, Are you
taller than a fourth grader? They're not even trying to
till the number five RuPaul's Drag Queen Storytime Number four,
Keeping Up with the Door.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Dashians number three, Extreme Makeover Madonna Edition, number two, Flip
This Horse, And the number one writer's strike replacement show,
America's Got Kickers.
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Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
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alright boards, Let's get ready. College football is back full throttle,
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and here's a man with our play, Mark Packer.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Good morning, pac Man.
Speaker 12 (19:36):
Good morning John boy. You're right, it's time for little
Southern Fri football. We had that, you know, week zero,
the game out in Ireland and some other games, but
it really gets started this week because you got football Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
Sunday and Monday, John boys. So this is a great,
great week. But before we get to the games all
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that stuff, some stuff did happen since the last time
you and I got the together. Really both on counts
here are involved in the Southeastern Conference Number one. The
SEC last week decided, hey, we're going to go from
eight conference games to nine conference games beginning next season.
So there's a lot of pressure on Greg Sankie the
SEC because the big tenant played non conference games and
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they kind of called out the SEC. You ought to
be playing nine, and the SEC's had this debate forever
and ever. So they finally agreed to go to nine
conference games next year, which means for the fans, it's great.
For the coaches, maybe not so much because it's another
head knocker each and every week. So non conference games
so you don't put pressure on the ACC We'll see
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what Jim Phillips and those guys do. They're playing eight
conference games this year. I suspect they'll come up with
some kind of plan, even though with seventeen teams the
numbers really don't add up. The AEC is gonna have
to figure all that out. The other thing, John Boy,
is Alburn. You gotta say to Alburn before we get
any kickoffs. This week had the best offseason and the
reason last week they found and now claim four new
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national championship teams nineteen ten, nineteen fourteen, nineteen fifty eight,
and the only one I can remember was two thousand
and four. They're now claiming even though they didn't play
for the BCS national title. Auburn said, screw that, Alabama
claims all kinds of them. We're gonna add four more
to our lists. We're up to nine now, so I
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don't care. I don't care what Auburn does for us
of the year, nobody had a better offeason an Auburn
who somehow found four national championships hiding underneath the rock.
Somewhere's the war damn Eagle. Way to go, Auburn. You
got four more internaty so that's news from last week.
Cowboys kind of crazy, which leads us into this week
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because I've been TELLNY for weeks now, We've got three
top ten games. It is the most in the regular
season since twenty seventeen in one particular week, three top
ten games. Of course, you got number one team in Texas.
They're going to Ohio State. The Buckeys are number three
in the country, defending the national champs in Texas despite
being number one, is an underdog. Now. You could go
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back to the all time records, who's been number one
in the country to start the season and start the
year as an underdog. Now that makes no sense, right,
zero sense. But that's what we got on number nine
LSU going down to Death Valley, the original Death Valley
in Clemson, South Carolina, to see the Tigers Tigers on
Tigers on Saturday night. Then on Sunday you got number
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six Notre Dame at number ten Miami. And by the way,
the Irish v lost six straight games at Miami. So
we'll see what happens on all that front. But I
think a lot of pressure this week, jumboint. You gotta
be on the ACC, gotta be on the AEC this week,
I'll tell you why they got to start changing the narrative. Right,
everybody talks too Well, it's just Clemson, nobody else, you know,
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everybody else got a step up. The league this week
has five ranked non conference games, five Florida State and Alabama.
You got Tennessee, Syracuse, Virginia Tech, South Carolina already told
you about Miami and Notre Dame, and Clemson tells you
the only way to change the narrative is to win.
So when we get together next week, that will be
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a talking point one way or the other, and one
more thing to jump to keep an eye on. League.
Corso ninety years old, when the all time legends in
college football broadcasting. It will be his last appearance on
college game Day in Columbus, Ohio, puts on the head
gear for the last time. He's a true institution. He's
a great dude, and I wish him nothing but the best.
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But he's been great for college football. And I don't
care what team you root for, you always kind of
want to see what Corso is going to do when
that headgear thing comes up. But this will be the
last show he does coming up on Saturday, So just
keep an eye on that. So there you go. Here's
your Southern Fried football report right there.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Awesome, Pack, you are the man. I got you hard.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
I'm taking Texas, Clemson and Notre Dame just like that.
Speaker 12 (23:58):
You're on a record.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
You are the record.
Speaker 12 (24:00):
I'm gonna keep I'm gonna keep a note on that.
And we get together next week and see how you're
doing all that? Can I tell people all the time,
we don't know squad until we watch about two or
three weeks. I mean seriously, nobody has any idea who's good,
who's bad? And ball kill, the bounce, money, injuries, crazy
stuff happens. But it's time for little Southern Pride football
and you can't meet it.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
You are the man, all right, Pack will catch up
next week. Bardy have a great one.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
You two john boards Here, that's the board. There's Martin
Packer right there. All right, a good deal. Well let's
play us some game. Uh well a game two rounds.
You know where we would do it? Wordy, word time?
What ain't hundred big show? You don't free line? Come on,
you're the gouble contestant. Play next. Good morning, this is
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a big show on the radio. Were you Tuesday morning?
Our feature track from The Big Show bit boxed A
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key words, little man.
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He set the thing for the next couple of days.
Sorry about that guy.
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Court size, cause I got on their contact by when
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Speaker 1 (25:34):
Okay, go bird.
Speaker 16 (25:36):
That's whet.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
It's the bird.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Logan from Eating Georgia.
Good morning, Logan, Good morning, Heyboddy.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, I have big time when I was eating and eating.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
He always eating.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
All right.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Hell, let's say hey to John out of Gaffney, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Good morning, John, morning John. Hello.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
All right, boys, John and Taytor on one team, John
Boy and Logan.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
On the other.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
We'll do two rounds thirty second seat guys, Good luck,
all right, Georgia versus South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Little sec action. Here what we got now? I'm back man,
all right, So Randon got the word tablet over there?
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Random words. I'll see guys, random words?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
All right? Then John, you relaxed, Logan, Let's see what
we can do. Are you ready? Are you really there?
All right? Alright, here we go, buddy. You holler him
out starting to clock.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Now she's married to the king. Wow, she's married to
the No, she's married to the king the queen. Yeah,
all right, when you turn thirteen, you are a black
Oh never mind?
Speaker 11 (26:58):
Next?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Okay, you wear are these Levi's blue jean?
Speaker 8 (27:03):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Okay, you gotta check this in your car with a dipstick.
Speaker 8 (27:09):
Oil?
Speaker 12 (27:09):
Yeah? Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
All right, this is oh god, and what do they are?
Messed up with a teen? That word was teen. I
was trying to be cool to say thirteen, but uh
it didn't work.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Woh So three for logan, we gave John one sitting
at John, You welcome.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Let's see what you and Taytlor can do for your
round one? Ready to go, Ready and go.
Speaker 11 (27:37):
H the song.
Speaker 9 (27:37):
This is my blank, This is your blank. Okay you
own this.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
If you have like forty acres, you have a lot
of blank. Yeah, rhymes with it, a rock blank. I'm
with the blank. They sing songs and concerts. Yes, rhymes
with it. You have two of these on the end
of your arms.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
You rise with it.
Speaker 9 (28:03):
You don't sit blank for the anthem?
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Stand?
Speaker 7 (28:08):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (28:08):
Sorry man, I got up.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
On that side where you put that in this land
is under the total of five for John. So five
is leading Logan by two. Logan, we need some poets
right here. Are you ready, buddy, Yes, sir, all right, let's.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Do it then, starting to clock. Now on the beach
you build castles out of.
Speaker 17 (28:34):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Are you lay out in the sun to get Yeah,
you have a cow, you get it hot and you
blank him, and so it's yours. You know it's yours.
You blank the cow hot brand.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Yes, the grand blank rhyming with the myrtle beach is
the grand they call it.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
It's like a blank of hair as well. He just
gets wow. Okay, three three, this is got a loss
there six score for Logan.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
So John and Tator one will tie to will win.
Please get it over with and go.
Speaker 9 (29:24):
I found a gray blank of hair on my head.
Speaker 10 (29:29):
Rhymes with it?
Speaker 8 (29:29):
You have?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
You have these in your neck?
Speaker 9 (29:33):
A sweat blanks a dog has.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Yeah there, all right, Logan down in eight and we
came up a little short, buddy, But you can't try again,
and we appreciate you playing game. Logan, Thank you all right, boy,
John down and Gaffney, you got you one. Hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bull's not heading you away, Buddy
(29:57):
grad Joe Right, Good morning, got the Big Shaw on
the radio by quest from on Gold Curtis Gale out
of Abilene, Texas. Curtis says, I'd like to hear Raven's
form about older dogs. There's a that's a hit right there,
ever since the first time old Robert d red that.
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Curtis will get it for you coming up next. Good morning,
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it's a big show on the radio. Something you'd like
to hear about this time Monday through Friday. I hit
us up on the John Woe bill of Facebook page.
We got Abilene, Abilene, Curtis Gale moving around Abilene, Texas,
getting his record us guess and curtises of dog lovers.
Well he'll go okurr.
Speaker 17 (31:04):
Older dogs getting older. Notice how the nights are colder.
Little solace in the dawn save a weary stretch and
a yawn. Older dogs not as agile, bones and joints
seem frail and fragile. No longer runs to fetch a toy.
A simple walk replaced that joy. Older dogs with vision
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fading still makes out his master's shading green head seeks
gentle hand seems to slow time's shifting sand. Older dogs
have troubled hearing deer and duck and nearby clearing. But
older dogs still can tell who comes and goes by
sniff and smell. Older dogs might not remember if it's
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May or November. Often forget familiar ways. Confusion comes with
hair that graze. Older dogs need much more petting for
some day. He may be regretting the absence of that
loyal friend who of their heart until the end. Older
dogs and getting older. I noticed two the night is colder.
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I know what you're going through because I'm an older
dog like you.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
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Speaker 18 (32:53):
A local woman Grayville County was cleaning up around the
Washington Heights area found what authorities believe was a severed human.
We we and they here's another Bobby thing. You know,
I was afraid of this when the Bobby thing happened
in all the press was.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Fad, yeah, fad, so hula hoop. Yeah, she finds like
a severed you know, we wait in a peanut butter jar. Oh,
this sounds like an industrial accident. There's some worker who's so.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
He doesn't even realize he lost it.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
I remember to talk about the pickle slice her.
Speaker 9 (33:32):
Yeah, they fired both of us.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Peanut butter like that. You don't eat all the one time?
Speaker 8 (33:44):
Was was it?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Peter pan.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Lieutenant Sam Simon's motion for the Greenville County Sheriff's Office said, gets.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
From the lab. Yeah, now, how many of you have
handled this?
Speaker 5 (34:03):
All right?
Speaker 6 (34:04):
Get very tough for many of the boys at the lab.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Finger Prince, you mean.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Let's get the chalk outline.
Speaker 16 (34:11):
Guy, this should have been good. Somebody to hug her out.
Somebody called Tracy. Ah we now, he said, we don't
have any fairies about it right now. The woman found
the suspected.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Organ while clean suspected organ.
Speaker 18 (34:35):
Yes, she was working not something she knows a quart
sized jar, kind of happier size jar.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yah, coming to the symbol, the court size jar.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
This guy's supremely unhappy.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
She noticed something suspicious in't it. I guess it's not
what you expected to find in the course.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Size of the yarn.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
Style, But this is I look at that.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Anyway.
Speaker 18 (35:08):
They took the suspected organ to agree with Amorial Hospital.
It was examined by a pathologists who said, that's what
appears to me.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
You know, you know what the thing is on the
North Carolina statutes.
Speaker 19 (35:19):
You know they advertising the paper for a month and
if there's nobody that comes to claim it, she gets
to keep it.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
This was a good part of that.
Speaker 16 (35:30):
Why is everything remind me of any grea the shows?
Speaker 8 (35:33):
We all do.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
All right, we'll win, all right, three o'clock one week
from to day. Uh, but you gotta be a lot
of guys, lot of guys coming to claim it.
Speaker 18 (35:44):
Though pathologists was not able to estimate to win or
how long it had been in the jar. A piece
of paper which was secured on the object with a
rubber band suicide note.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
He left the guys.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
See that shows you does think.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I can't stand this guy. This guy, this woman sucks.
I'm out here and it killed itself. That the peanut
butter crunching machine line with a suicide note wrapped around it.
It can't take it. So this guy's choice, the woman
is killing me. I'm living, I'm dying, I'm done.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
What did the notes say?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Well, it had some type of uh illegible writing on it.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
Well, like I said, be a little hard hard for
it to write.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
It can think okay, but as we all know, it
just can't help you.
Speaker 8 (36:36):
Right.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
You could type about fifteen words a minute. I won't
train one.
Speaker 19 (36:45):
But it's the handwriting is terrible. Yeah, well, I can't
grip the pen, no thumb, no opposing digit. Everybody's imagining
it trying to write. Now there's something there. Go home
on min can ride real well. And the snow doesn't count.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
The snow doesn't.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Get The bad news is it's Hillary's handwriting. Pleave linked
them up. These are lego jokes. We just keep putting
one on top.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
And the Sheriff's office has not received any calls relating
to the fine.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Then the organ is in storage storage what's it's?
Speaker 6 (37:38):
What's the police station?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Refrigerator? Every time? Guy who run?
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Can you get?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
It's down at the Morgue. They have this little tiny
drawer for.
Speaker 19 (37:55):
You know, I'm told them when they built this, Morgan
this and come in someday be handy.
Speaker 6 (38:00):
I'm telling them it would happened sooner or later.
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