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May 20, 2025 40 mins

Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll dust off the “Ballad of Dale and Darryl” in honor of the upcoming Coca-Cola 600 this weekend.. - Tater has a new list of What to Watch.. - Mad Max agrees to attend an unusual Wedding.. - Bill Silvers has the “Top 10 People That Should be Deported”.. - John Boy gets an invitation to another wedding and Murray tries to cash in on the opportunity.. - Mark Packer covers the latest in College Sports.. - Donnie Pressley dials 9-1-1-1 and we’ll finish up with a call to Casa de Double-Wide for an update on Hoyt and Delbert…

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Speaker 1 (00:31):
Good morning make shows on the radio. So how that
is going? A couple of wedding receptions came in the
same day. Wedding invitations, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Wedding invitations, Yeah, thank you, uh Shanoah and Chip at Greenwood,
South Carolina. And then I'm telling me about Autumn and
Gracie and uh down there in Georgia. And I was
thinking to myself, Autumn, that's that's an odd name for
a guy.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh no.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
And then I started looking at the pictures noticing there's, yeah,
all those pictures, it's it's not really a guy in them.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
So what do you think is going on there?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Joe?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Wait a minute, I think he's on this up there?
Do you think she just has you know, a lot
of girls friends. Look close, there's a lot picture over
there in there braziers. Now you're interested.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
That's the test there you go, oh, well that's up man,
y'all go a key couple.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
So it sounds like this is what he's most likely
to show up.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
You got all of a sudden, Yeah, that's really all
of those we've got forty years. Yeah, and this is
the one you have the worst show there.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
I hope you were.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
I hope they were serious about inviting you.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
But anyway we tell them we said, love you meet it.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
You might show up, don't probably put their hopsback on
the ceremony.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah yeah, Ohio, thanks y'all said, don't.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh they love you?

Speaker 7 (02:13):
Oh I know.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. All excited about
the lesbian wedding. Hang on and call our agent Murray.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
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Speaker 8 (02:41):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Okay, got it.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
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Speaker 1 (02:56):
I mean, it was not even all right.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
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than minutes.

Speaker 9 (03:11):
Well, the corporate roses are red, violetser blue.

Speaker 7 (03:15):
What do you want?

Speaker 9 (03:15):
I got stuff to do?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Morning sale. How's it going?

Speaker 9 (03:19):
As mad Max says? How you think it's going?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
As Hoy says? Not too good?

Speaker 9 (03:25):
As my grandma says on Wednesday night bingoing.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
We're gonna skip the small talk and go right to
the can't we talked to Murray part?

Speaker 9 (03:35):
See how much time that saves it? Hang on, let
me paging? Hey may Jimbo and Bobby on two Jimbo
and Bobby Jay I have Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Then again, how please to be rec thang you.

Speaker 9 (03:54):
Love youa minute? Hey mam, I just downloaded my first
episode of Jimbo and Bobby's pod, Roaster's Late Cast.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
That's the Late Risers podcast.

Speaker 9 (04:05):
Ah well, that explains the lack of mentor about roasting
your own coffee beans. So I hear you got a
wedding invitation from a same sex couple down in Georgia somewhere.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
That's a surprise, right.

Speaker 9 (04:18):
Well, my first thought was why would they invite those guys?
And my second thought was, no, really, why would they
invite guys.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Hey, big show's got all different kinds of listeners.

Speaker 10 (04:29):
You know.

Speaker 9 (04:30):
That's when I mean, of course you do. I think
the craziest part was how much interest you showed in
Ashley going to the wedding.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Well, why is that crazy?

Speaker 9 (04:41):
Jimbo? Please, I've known you for what seems like at
least eighty years. You have tried to weasel out of
every wedding you have ever been to, including your own.
But one lesbian couple drops an invite. All of a sudden,
you're at men's warehouse picking out the neck ties and
pocket squares.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
There's gonna be a lot of girls. There might be fun.

Speaker 9 (05:03):
Fun for who.

Speaker 7 (05:05):
Yes, there will be girls there.

Speaker 9 (05:06):
I know you like girls, but keep in mind, so
do most of the other girls at the party. Here's
some tough love, babe. I know you think you're irresistible
to women because you know all their heads turn when
you walk in the room. But it's the same reaction
a guy in a mouse costume gets when he walks
into Chuck E Cheese. You know, familiar is not the

(05:29):
same as irresistible. Sometimes it just means, hey, he looks
like he works here. Trust me, Women who like women
don't switch teams just because Larry the Cable Guy podcast.
This is real life, not specta visions. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well, I don't know if I got anything good to
wear to a lesbian wedding anyway.

Speaker 9 (05:50):
Yeah, well, let's think about your normal wardrobe. You got
cheap truck of hat, fishing tournament t shirt, camo crocs.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
Hmmm.

Speaker 9 (05:59):
You know, unless it's a formal wedding, you might be
all set on cloth.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
It might be fun too. You never know.

Speaker 9 (06:07):
Actually, sometimes you do know, and this is one of
those times. Look, just send the happy couple in autographed
headshot and a fist full of Bojangles gift cards. I'm
sure they'll be happy.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I don't know if that's a good idea.

Speaker 9 (06:20):
Well why not.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
We're out of Bojangles gift cards right now.

Speaker 9 (06:23):
Fine, Fine, send them a couple of thirty year old
NASCAR bobbleheads from your weekly. Why in the world did
Jimbo save this context. You're not gonna went over the
whole marriage minded lesbian demographic with one wedding gift, and
it's the thought that counts.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
I always hate to say this, but you're probably right.

Speaker 9 (06:42):
Of course, I am don't put needless pressure on yourself, Babe,
you're too old to be God's gift to women. Think
to what you're good at disappointing the same woman over
and over again, which reminds me, tell your wife. The
Jimbo and Bobby beach towels, I can stop, and I
saved four of them at the usual three percent employee discount.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
There a sport as usual.

Speaker 9 (07:08):
I can't help it. I listen, let's move our lunch
thing later. Have your machine call my machine and get
my little Bobby.

Speaker 7 (07:13):
That's Billy him two and Jimbo. Why call me by that?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Amays that taka.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Well, let's play bad Blonde, our heterosexual gang one eight
hundred Big show your toll free line. We'll get to contestant.
Play next. Good Jessy morning, there's a big show on

(07:56):
the radio.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
I'm feature track.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
When the Big Show bit box called a hoot about
the new topless the Mexican restaurant segra keyword topless. Over
ten thousand tracks to choose from nine to nine, says easy,
getting fifteen tracks at nine, nine and nine in the
Big Show dot com, there right now is play beating
the Blonde. Let's meet our contestants. It's Danny out of

(08:22):
pencil Cola, Florida. Come on to Danny, Come on, hey
body welcome. Why Danny know what to do? See if
you can read tater. She'll answer some questions. You agree
or disagree. Two bells for two buzzers, and you win,
all right, Mercy. Researchers say occasionally indulging in some is

(08:48):
actually good for you, and the darker and hotter the better.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
What is it.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
I'm sorry, I don't know, but I'll have what they're happening.
Oh my god, look, yeah, that would be coffee.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Coffee. Coffee is actually good for you. Darker and hotter
the better.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Danny, agree or disagree with her?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
You agree with.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Coffee and chocolate. Chocolate is the answer. It has more
anti oxidant properties than green tea.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
So think about that when you're trying to j get
down chocolate. Don't going to Danny. I was a buzzer
right there. Let's see if we can get us a bills.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Yes, sir.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Today, you know we throw rice at weddings, but in
the Middle Ages it was traditional to throw something else
at the bride and groom.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (09:58):
There were rocks, shame, shine, throw.

Speaker 11 (10:12):
They would throw eggs at them.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yon boy, they.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Would throw eggs at them. Danny, do you agree or disagree?

Speaker 8 (10:20):
I won't disagree.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Disagree with that.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Wow, she was actually right about them that eggs. It
was considered a sign of fertility.

Speaker 11 (10:31):
Here you go.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
That's why we ate houses. We're just blessing everybody.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Hey, Danny, we're gonna make you app before we hang up. Buddy,
appreciate you listening. Pensacola. You hang over, Jack, you forl
me all right? Why we're gonna jump out, catch you
up on your news right on the other side our
time capsule with it's made twenty twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Then we're go jumping about.

Speaker 8 (11:29):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.

Speaker 7 (11:43):
Bank.

Speaker 10 (11:44):
You give me a beat.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Hi, kids.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
This is your vaguely creepy old pal, mister rubab And
this is mister Rubarb's Mailbag, where we answer letters from you,
the members of mister Rubarb's Learning Is Fun Club. Today's
letter is from Tad Bentley of Dothan, Alabama. Dear mister Rubarb,

(12:08):
my dad's a really smart guy. Last week he got
two job offers for a lot of money. One of
the jobs is in Los Angeles, California, and the other
one is in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Our family will have to
move to one of those places. Mom says Dad should
take the job in California because they have great weather

(12:29):
all the time and a bunch of movie stars live there.
Mom says Wyoming is boring. Dad says California sucks. Not
only do they have earthquakes and forest fires and mud slides,
but their flat broke. Dad says he wouldn't live there
on a bet. Does California really suck? Are they really broke?

(12:52):
If so, why your pal Tad?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Well, Tad.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
The only famous person I could find from Wyoming is
Larry Wilcox, who was on a TV show called Chips.
He was the guy that people remember as not paunch
the other one. So your mom's got a point. Wyoming
is boring, but your dad's got a point too. Wyoming

(13:18):
has plenty of money, while California's economy is doing something
grown ups called sucking wind. Why are they so different?
Allow me to explain, with a little help from two
wild coyotes. The governor of California is on a nature
trail walking his dog when a wild coyote comes out

(13:39):
of the woods.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
The governor is about to.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
Run the coyote off when he thinks of the movie
Bamby and realizes that the coyote is only doing what
comes naturally. The coyote kills the governor's dog, then he
bites the governor on the leg. The governor runs over
to a tree and climbs up so the coyote he
can't get him. He pulls out his cell phone and

(14:03):
calls animal control. Do they come and kill the coyote? No, silly,
They catch the coyote. They bill a state two hundred
dollars to test it for diseases and five hundred dollars
to relocate it to another part of the state. They
also charge two hundred dollars for picking up the governor's dog.

(14:24):
The governor goes to the hospital, they send the state
a bill for three thousand dollars to fix the bite
on his leg and test him for coyote diseases. When
he gets out of the hospital, the governor shuts down
the park for six months while the state Department of
Wildlife Affairs spends one hundred thousand dollars to make sure
the area is free of dangerous animals. The governor spends

(14:48):
fifty thousand dollars on a statewide coyote awareness campaign, and it
starts a two million dollar program to find a cure
for rabies. The governor's bodyguard gets fired for not stopping
the coyote attack. The state spends one hundred and fifty
thousand to fine and train a new bodyguard, and a
group called PETA sues the state for five million dollars

(15:12):
for disturbing the ecosystem by taking the coyote out of
his natural habitat total costs to the State of California
seven point three million dollars. As I'm sure you know
that's a lot of money. Now, let's see how things
would go if the same thing happened in Wyoming. The
governor of Wyoming is on a nature trail walking his

(15:35):
dog when a wild coyote comes out of the woods.
The dog starts to bark at the coyote, which gives
the governor just enough time to pull out his personal
glock nine millimeters pistol and pump a bullet through the
coyotes forehead. A flock of buzzard swoop down and clean
up the dead coyote. In about a day and a half.

(15:55):
Total cost of this coyote attack zero dollars. And that
tab is why California is broke in Wyoming, isn't. I
hope you'll be very happy and shying. And that's it
for mister Rubarb's mail bag until next time. This is
mister Rhubarb saying, this is mister Rubb. Carry on straight, people.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Sean Boy and Billy got the floor that caught out
you credit.

Speaker 8 (16:25):
There's a neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
There's ain't no residential district. Good morning radio, done right,

(16:56):
Good morning. That's a big shaw on the radio.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
All right, we cut the sports with a pack man
about twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
All things hollin sportes.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Find out what we're gonna be watching here a little
bit back O believes resting up ACC meetings down in Florida.
And I heard little Burder maybe he ran in Bill Belichick,
but no one was hurt where his girlfriend was in
between them.

Speaker 8 (17:23):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
I should have workshopped that more handed, but I just
learned about it.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
So just.

Speaker 12 (17:29):
All right.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Right now we ready?

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Okay action, Hello friends, Your old pal Bertford here with
another pinky toe prinkling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.

Speaker 8 (17:44):
Today's episode, The Eyes Have It. As our story opens,
a very hungover man walks into waffle house. Hello man,
excuse me.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Wow, somebody looks a little hungover.

Speaker 8 (18:00):
How dare you? I'll have you know I'm a lot hungover,
and as I usually do, I came in here to eat.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
Oh yeah, you're the one who order the scattered, smothered,
covered chunk, shrewed and cheesed.

Speaker 8 (18:13):
Oh were you my waitress?

Speaker 11 (18:15):
No, it's just all over the front of your shirt.
You know most people change clothes after they barf on themselves.

Speaker 8 (18:21):
Yeah, well I would have, but this is a It's
a bit of an emergency.

Speaker 11 (18:25):
Don sweated. It happens all the time.

Speaker 8 (18:28):
I've lost a couple of things while I was hammered,
and I'm I'm retracing my steps trying to find them.

Speaker 11 (18:34):
Well, I got a loss in found box right here.
What you looking for?

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (18:38):
Great? Uh? Well, first I lost my keys. Did anyone
find any keys?

Speaker 11 (18:42):
No one ever finds keys here, just never happens.

Speaker 8 (18:45):
You're kidding.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Nope?

Speaker 11 (18:46):
What else you looking for?

Speaker 8 (18:48):
Oh? My glasses? The frames were very rare and very expensive.
I'll know them when I see them, yeh.

Speaker 11 (18:54):
I can't help you there. No one ever turns in
glasses here.

Speaker 8 (18:58):
You have got to be kidding me.

Speaker 11 (18:59):
Maybe you lost some somewhere else.

Speaker 8 (19:01):
Think about that, man, I've been everywhere else. I'd think. Well,
I guess there's no point asking about my wallet.

Speaker 11 (19:06):
You're that right, I tell you?

Speaker 9 (19:08):
So?

Speaker 11 (19:09):
Is is that it?

Speaker 9 (19:10):
Well?

Speaker 8 (19:11):
The only other thing I lost was my glass eye?

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Humm?

Speaker 11 (19:14):
What color was it?

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Sona.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. Oh well,
you look at that.

Speaker 11 (19:29):
I just found my top two buttons.

Speaker 8 (19:33):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the overnight waitress
who hoards glass eyes say.

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than everybody. The Big Show is on the radio. Still
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My name and man Folly am motivational thinker.

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I am thirty five years old.

Speaker 7 (19:58):
I am right.

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In every morning I listen to your Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.

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Speaker 3 (20:07):
A vaga man river, go on and laugh.

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And leave the radio work.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Good morning, make shows on the radio. I man with
his finger on a post on college athletics. I'd been
Mark Blacker. Now as they seeing that working to make
es men back man. In minutes, we're gonna be talking
to Greg Warm. He had to go to La Go Live.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Flute Boy. Flute Boy is very popular.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Well, lie, yeah, we'll be catching up with him soon.
He's got a brand new comedy special on the Nateland
YouTube channel. Oh uh, buddy, natebgots here channel in there
is Greg the Champ. See Greg's brand new comedy special
on the nate Land as a YouTube channel. All right, now,

(21:30):
more pack In minutes, Big Show rolls on Good Morning,
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banner the Big Show dot com. Let's see what is
hot in college athletics. Mark Packer is on the line
and with us right now. I talking like this because
Jackie is signaling me.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
To do something and give me away. I do not know.
Is that pack right?

Speaker 13 (22:11):
Hey, Hey, I'll tell you what Jackie's doing. Well, he
got the hots for me.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
I picked up a wrong line.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Oh girl, here's Pack right, Why cain't waiting to find
out about about that?

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Here's the here's pac man. I wait right here, I
got him all and let's do it right there.

Speaker 8 (22:35):
This is going great.

Speaker 7 (22:36):
Yeah it is?

Speaker 1 (22:36):
And hey, Pack, is that you buddy?

Speaker 10 (22:39):
It is? And whatever I have to say is not
nearly as important what's going on in the studio. Rights
the fact that I feel like I'm gonna waste five
minutes of every one time after eaves dropping on this
conversation with that intro and which all of a sudden
you went from forty five RPMs to twelve. I don't

(23:00):
know what was going on.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, well that is the art of the teas bapen there.

Speaker 7 (23:08):
I loved that about it.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
What about you, buddy? You resting up from Florida and
weddings and dancing.

Speaker 10 (23:13):
And oh yeah yeah. Last time we talked, I told
you I think I made four dollars with my medal
closed up to that's it. We're up to twenty six bucks,
Johnny said. We are making progress. And oh, by the way,
by the time I got done talking to you, about
thirty minutes after our conversation, I literally I ran into
Bill Belichick in the hallway, swear to God, but then

(23:37):
he was h yeah, he did not have his girlfriend
with him, so we just had a real normal conversation.
I think he appreciated and so did I. So that
was the highlight of the trip last week to Florida.
That in the twenty six bucks I found on the beach.
But otherwise, John boys, it's our last conversation, literally in
our backyard. Over the weekend, Scottie Scheffler won the PGH

(24:00):
Championship at Quel Hollow, which was his third major golf championship.
But I got to tell you something funny. On social media,
the PGA Tour put on their on their website, on
their their social Twitter exit what they call it these days.
They said, since twenty twenty two, Scheffler has fifteen wins,

(24:20):
the caroll on the Panthers have fourteen. Now, I gotta
tell you something. I mean, Charlotte did a great job
rolling out the carpet for those boys on the PGA Tour.
That's pretty cold. I mean that comes in and then
they leave town by going Scheffer's won more than the
Panthers out Yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean, Johnny Harris,

(24:43):
those guys, and he put out his first class tournament
to Quel Hollow. It's awesome, and the tour comes in
there and just kind of thumb who those that our
NFL team now granted here it's all true and feel
the frustration. But they didn't have to remind us of it,
did they. I mean, come on, give us a break,
give us a stake and break well.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Well, Gwyll Hollow kicked a lot of butt over the weekend.

Speaker 10 (25:06):
Yeah, it's a great course, and those guys listen to
the best in the world, and the best player in
the world won it on a great golf course. And
that's kind of what you expect in this day and age.
But you know, there's other stuff going It's kind of
a slow week, John Boy, in the world of college sports,
to be honest with you, We've got the softball stuff
going on. You got the Super Regionals get started on Thursday.

(25:27):
There's sixteen teams left. Nine of the sixteen or from
the Southeastern Conference. That's how good their league has been.
From that perspective too, from the acc of Florida State
and Clemson. But nine of the sixteen teams are left.
In the softball world, Super Regionals get started on Thursday,
Wake Forest right up the road to Winston Salem. They
won the men's tennis national Championship. Georgia won the women's

(25:49):
national championship. Baseball conference tournaments start this week. ACC and
the SEC are the two best league. Should be great
tournaments on that front. The men's and women's lacrosse National
champion Chip comes up this weekend. It's a big weekend
for racing and all that stuff. And of course you
got the NHL playoffs going on. The Carolina Hurricanes still
alive and kicking. They're in the Eastern Conference final. Tick

(26:10):
on the Panthers. That would be the Florida Panthers in
the NBA. The New York Knicks, Oh, those New York
nick fans after they beat Boston, you know, celebrating like
they want a championship. I mean, listen that they went
about as often as the Hornets do, which is not
very often. But at least they're alive and kicking. Knicks
Pacers in the East. You got the Thunder and the
t Wolves on the West, so that's what's going on.

(26:31):
Of course, racing, it'd be an unbelievable race weekend coming
up this weekend in Charlotte and Indianapolis and all that stuff.
So a lot of stuff happening. Is we kind of
end the month of Bay. That's the deal. That's it.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Back.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
We're looking forward to the Coach six hundred this weekend.
That'll fill up the weekend. All right, pack, Thank you, buddy,
you have a great Memorial Day weekend. We can't jump next,
John Boy can't kick?

Speaker 10 (26:51):
Can I just eaves d I mean you can put
me on hold?

Speaker 7 (26:54):
I can't.

Speaker 10 (26:54):
I just eaves drove to hear what's going on. Oh no,
we're exciting that sports report. I can assure you.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
I could not do that to Jackie. Oh yeah, hold on,
all right, all right, bye back he's gone, alright, bye bye.
I see you next week, buddy.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
All right, well yeah, well let's play wordy Word right quick.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
I think we might get to the bottom of this.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Getting ready for wordy Word one eight hundred Big Show.
We'll team up and play next Tuesday morning. It's a

(27:49):
big show on the radio. Whatever feature track from the
Big Show bit bars called a Hoyton about the new
topless Mexican restaurant.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
They're dr keyword.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Topless should have been boxed. The Big shows dot God right, Alan's.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Way what everybody's head about the bad.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Let's meet their contestants. We got Donnie and from Trenton, Georgia.

Speaker 13 (28:12):
Good morning, Donnie, good morning, Hey you are. We've been
working on this for a while, haven't.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Donnie. Oh when I was picking up back band there?

Speaker 7 (28:28):
All right?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Oh yeah, you can't get.

Speaker 7 (28:30):
There all you?

Speaker 13 (28:31):
And then Georgia.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah it works out real well, well, let's see.

Speaker 13 (28:37):
I don't think I can beat the blonde.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
I have to say for another day. I see what
you mean, Jackie, or up the creek.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Hey, listen to Paul from Lake Martin, Alabama.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Good morning, Paul, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 12 (28:55):
Hey, well all right, we all right, Jackie, put me
Donnie's team here. Then Tator Tater is your partner, Paul,
all right, let's.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Do it all Betty, all right, then range what kind
of words we're looking at this morning? White old man,
a poo pirie, any word could be. All right, Paul,
you relax, me and Donnie. Let's go for the first
thirty seconds and do them like we do you. Donna,
you ready, let's go with it, brother man. Okay, all right, Wow,

(29:29):
that's a tough one.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
For some reason, in my head.

Speaker 13 (29:33):
Hi, I'm a Southern boy. Don't give me nothing northern.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Okay, well, I will try to stay away from North,
you know how I am. Let's go with it, bro Okay,
all right, you're you're a car driver.

Speaker 13 (29:47):
Let's go with it.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Ok but ready, ready, go? All right? Blank and forever?
I will blank love you. What's the word Whitney Houston song?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
I will blank love you forever forever?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Ma I said forever stupid? What's at word like? Forever?

Speaker 13 (30:11):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Always?

Speaker 7 (30:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:13):
All right, I don't want a slice of pie. Give
me the blank thing.

Speaker 13 (30:19):
The whole thing?

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah, uh huh, Hey, what's the blank? I don't know.

Speaker 13 (30:27):
I couldn't I couldn't hear the last.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Okay, that's all right. That was a buzzer, Donnie. But
you did good, buddy. Put two on the board. So
let's see what Tater and Paul can do for their
round one.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Paul, are you ready?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
All right, right and go.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
I want to go to the beach. Check the blank.
Is it gonna be sunny?

Speaker 8 (30:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:51):
Okay, the blank man will tell me if it's gonna
rain or if it's gonna here you go, Hey, I know.

Speaker 9 (31:01):
I know.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
You you you have a you have your license, and
it will blank you. It'll tell someone who you are.
It will blank.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
You identify you.

Speaker 11 (31:12):
Yeah, this is.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
All right.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Yeah, it is tied up two to two after round one, Donnie,
here we go for round two.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Got to brand your word. You never gave a clue,
did you know? Boy I did?

Speaker 8 (31:33):
It was?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yeah, I know. I'm trying to use any Northern clues. Yeah,
I got you.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Okay, here we go, Donnie, starting the clock. Now, Boy
George's Band, The Blank Club. Okay, so this where you
take penicillin and you grow it in the refrigerator.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
It's called what a doctors do this? Or take some germs?

Speaker 7 (32:02):
Right?

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Did you put it in some.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
This is like it's natives from a different land they
have a different blank than us, or.

Speaker 10 (32:14):
Just from a differanguage country.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
True, all right, we did not know.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
We did not get that one, Donnie. So Paul and
Taylor picking up on that one. It's interesting. Let's see.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Strategy is two to two. Paul. Are you there, buddy?

Speaker 7 (32:32):
I'm sure here?

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Ready go.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
Did you know boy George's band, the Blank Club Club?
You're the Winney if you want to.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Find that? Where y'all going?

Speaker 7 (32:48):
Later?

Speaker 4 (32:49):
We're good.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Uh, Paul, good work, buddy.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
You get one hundred and twenty dollars worth of the
bullsnot cleaning products for you.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Victory.

Speaker 13 (32:57):
So it's hey, can I give a shout out?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
And there's Donny.

Speaker 13 (33:05):
Give a shout out.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Yeah, Donny, go ahead, buddy.

Speaker 13 (33:09):
I love everybody in the trent area. God bless him.
I hope. I know the Lord is a savior, and
I appreciate you. Don't let me play bell, right, Donnie,
I'm sixty six years old. I don't know them.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
You know about boy Jackie Jack you'll tell you quick.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
All right, budd we appreciate Jack.

Speaker 13 (33:35):
You'll tell you she's my other wif.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
All right, we'll quiz her on that later.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Then there's Donn a entrint and Paul down Lake Martin.
You got the prize back head your way. Congratulations, buddy, Hey,
thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Man.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
Enjoy players.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
All right, Well, good morning. I already words our last game.
I'm glad they wear me out.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Sometimes a guys bet request time. Donnie miaam mobile Alabama?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Don is.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Yeah, Well maybe from now we'll get Donnie from Trenton
to start writing.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
This good stuff now.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
So then yeah, this is Donnie for mobile, says, I'd
like to hear the police officer telling us about now
one one during the holiday, good timing with Memorial Day
coming up. You got it, Donnie Nice p s a
from our own Donnie, lots of Donnies Rustley coming up
next morning, and to make shaw on the radio, Donnie

(34:58):
miazam Mobil Alabama. Oh is that DONNAE Mosill for my
Bill Alabama. I'm back, got toss it up through the break.
Oh well, let's enjoy Donnie's a bit request.

Speaker 10 (35:13):
Okay, Donny, just just read what's on the script here
and we'll use.

Speaker 8 (35:16):
It like for a public service announcement.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Just just just go anytime you're ready.

Speaker 14 (35:21):
I'm please, Officer Donnie Pressly. In the evenomunur urgency, you
should die nine one one one.

Speaker 11 (35:30):
Maybe maybe if you got like a little bit more
of a serious read on it, try that.

Speaker 14 (35:34):
I'm pleae off, Sir Donnie Pressly. In case iPhone a ergency,
you should dial nine one on one.

Speaker 8 (35:45):
I'll try once more, Donny.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
I think you're right now.

Speaker 14 (35:51):
I'm please, Officer Donnie Pressley. In case of an emergency,
you should die nine one one one.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Maybe if you talked a little slower.

Speaker 10 (36:04):
Try once more.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
I'm what.

Speaker 14 (36:11):
I'm police Officer Donnie Press. In case of an emergency,
you should dinw one one one.

Speaker 8 (36:25):
Okay, thank you very much, Donnie.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Maybe if you went a little faster that I'm police
Officer Presley emergency.

Speaker 14 (36:35):
I'm pleae Officer Donnie Presley. In cases of an emergency,
you should die Note one one.

Speaker 10 (36:46):
A little faster.

Speaker 7 (36:46):
I need a little faster.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
We gotta get it in under five seconds.

Speaker 14 (36:51):
I'm police Officer Donnie Press in case of an emergencies
that you should die.

Speaker 10 (36:56):
Not one one.

Speaker 15 (37:01):
All right, says yes, we're all walking home today.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Good morning, Big Show's on a radio. You like this
featured track for the Big Show album. John Moore and
Bella style the character of hot in Delbert key word topless, Hello,
heys hoot.

Speaker 7 (37:48):
All my life on the find about it?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
No man, John won't beella here?

Speaker 7 (37:52):
Oh I say that you better? Hey, No driving, knuckle dragon,
nose picking, temple popping, Latin riding around and helping people pervert.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Wow, My good Citizenship Award kind of saved that one.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
At the end day, they humanitarianism paint off sometime, Well,
what's it HAPs over?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Cassan day double wives.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
Well, let's see weather's warmed up. So old man Crockett
sitting out on his porch neked again. Uh, dumpy McGee
still got pick pickler spray painted on the side of
his trailer. You know, hey, I know y'all like Mexican food.
You need to come check out this new place. Old
tick Weaver just opened up. It's a topless joint and

(38:36):
they got an all you can eat Mexican buffet.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
What's it called senor boobies?

Speaker 7 (38:43):
And here lately we have.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Was this place like, is it classy?

Speaker 13 (38:49):
All?

Speaker 7 (38:49):
By halfway? That's pretty good, but the talent is a
tad to hit or miss at this point. You know
how them high dollar joints. The girls all have names
like Portia and Mercedes and Lexa at this and they
got Corolla and Festiva and Beetle and this one old
black guy that called Tahoe Lord. She's the biggest. They

(39:11):
did have a few hotties though. Other night Debert was
firing on this cute little Mexican gal. She comes slinking
by and he says, hey, there, sweet think and buy
you a beer or twelve? What's your name? And the
gal says Carmen. He goes, Carmen. That's mighty purty. She says, well, actually,

(39:31):
my parents named me Esmeralda, but all the girls here
at work call me Carmen. That's calls. My favorite things
in the.

Speaker 13 (39:40):
Whole wide world are cars and men.

Speaker 7 (39:44):
Get it, And she kindly bats her eyelashes at him
and says, so, what's your name? He says, Well, my
parents named me Delbert, but all the guys that weren't
call me three bear big.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Knockers Osi Delbert still smooth as ever.

Speaker 7 (40:02):
Oh yeah, he's a regular Rico slave. Hey listen, I
gotta run here. Me and Julio Ignoraimia go to work.
You later. Yeah, well, well you tell him, I said,
you know what you mean. Y'all keep straight up here.

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