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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Good morning. It's a big sure the radio well close,
Today's meets a track at the whether Big shr bid Box.
Raven good, Big John is coming, he words, Big John
here the big Box at the bigshow dot com. Right now,
(00:42):
it's time before beat the block. All right, look like
we're ready. Let's meet our contestant. We got Greg got
a Lincoln to the North Carolina. Good morning, Gregg, Morning,
Hey buddy, Good morning, So Greg. We'll let's day her
some questions she won't answer, presumably for the best of
her ability. You agree or disagree, get two bells for
(01:05):
two buzzers and you win. Man nice, All right, well tighter,
men do it longer, more loudly, and more often than
women do it. What is it?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Well, from living.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
With men and working with men all my life, I'm
gonna say the sneeze.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Louder, sneeze louder, and more and more often, Greg, agree
or disagree with the sneeze disagree and yeah laugh It
was laugh loudly laugh. Ah, men laugh about sixty nine
(01:52):
times per day, women just over fifty times, So lighten up,
just kidding. All right, Greg, We're got that bail right there.
Let's get one more. Taylor how many US presidents have
been assassinated while in office? You know it just came
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off that year deal with Trump last Sunday, Oh Butler
Pennsylvania Temp Temp Temp. Yeah, but these how many like
rare assassinated? That means like killed in office from living
and working with men all my life?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
That would be three?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Say three? Greg? Well, you say, buddy, you agree or
disagree with three?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Man?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Are you sure.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
And miss ball it was four? Yes, So you got
Abraham Lincoln, James A. Garfield eighteen eighty one, William McKinley
in nineteen oh one, and John F. Kennedy of course
in nineteen sixty three. Yep, there was That's that right
(03:10):
here we go, Greg, We got a full cat. Let's
see what you can do right here, and we're doing
it with a true or false question, Taylor, True or false?
There has never been a single documented human death calls
by Piranhas true or false? True or false?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Are you going to test this theory?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Me, neither.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
That statement is false.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
There has never been a single documented human death calls
by the Piranhas eating feces. And you say.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
False, they got big teeth, man, So Greg, agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Disagree that.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's true matter what you see in the movies. Yes,
not even one death ever, cause that we know of
I can't report it. Gray, good work, buddy the bird
tea County Peanuts prize back, head over to Lincoln.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
And for you all right, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
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I'll tell you that right now. Oh what's this? Oh
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I'll this daisy get in there, and a card too, Barbara,
she must be doing something right. Happy administrative assistance day
from John Boy and Billy. Oh, those redneck rascals. What
a sweet and thoughtful gift. They didn't get these posies
at the food Genie. I'll tell you that an administrative
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assistance day was at least two weeks ago, and they're
still gorgeous. Oh, I wonder what they got me. That's
the problem with working part time. I have to wait
for my goodies. O. Why no, I'll call Jackie. I
bet she has it in the studio. Don't Jackie house tricks?
Miss Thing? It's Phil who'd you think? Have I seen
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your what? Yep? Oh I've seen those? Oh no, no, no,
not those higher up? A new necklace? How many carrots?
Speaker 8 (07:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
My head's getting light now in mets with my loafers. Listen.
I hate to be a nosy night, but the reason
I rang you is I was wondering if you had
my administrative assistance. They gift back there. What are you sure?
Nothing at all? No, no grilling thoughts, no beef jerky,
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no nick knacks from Billy's side of the office. Zip
zero zilch. Oh, Well, I I see. No, I'm not fine.
No no, no, don't you don't you dare, don't you
say a thing. But I'm I'm I'm sure they just forgot.
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I'm used to that being taken for granted.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Knoll.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I'll just do what my people have done for centuries. No, no, no,
not that either, But I like the way you think.
I'll just suffer in silence and take life slumps with quiet,
grace and dignity. Bye bye. Then, so loyal servant Phil
(08:29):
has suddenly become the invisible man. Well we'll see about that.
Let me check my rolodex here. Mm hmm okay one
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Is this the National Pink Choirer? Well, have I got
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Babs over here, honey, Oh yeah, follow the voice here
we are. Go out to my Mini Cooper and get
my copies of steam Hunk, Euroboy Song and gay to Z.
Daddy's got lots of calls to make, and rustle up
the numbers for the local TV stations for me. Will
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you What am I doing?
Speaker 8 (09:39):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Nothing, just making sure Joan Boy and Tinker Billy to
forget me next year. Quiet, grace and dignity my size
sixteen prom dress. Okay, I'm beg Oh and my name.
Last name is spelled b R A z e L.
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kiddy's got claws at a brand new litter box.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Sean Boy and Billy.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
When you're in the main chamber, try and use the
big boy voice.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Okay, Good morning radio, dumb right morning. That's a big
(10:45):
show on the radio for you on Tuesday morning. We
read it all right, let's do it. It's time to
axite yo.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
What's up ahead? Patrick? Did chickaweed? Dumboy, don't care? Welcome
to axe Ech the place to go for all the
for one one you need for all y'all what you
call intro personal relation to shrimps pepe. This him, dear
mister Turner, dead giveaway. It is a white boy. I
(11:21):
am at the end of my rope, and you are
the only person that can help me. I've met a
wonderful woman, smart, gorgeous, amazing body and successful. We've been
seeing each other for over two months now. The problem
is the lack of intimacy. She said, if you love me,
(11:42):
you'll wait, and that it will definitely be worth it.
In the meantime, I do everything for her, run her errands,
take her places, and she loves fine dining. But honestly,
I'm getting tired of waiting. How do I tell her?
Sign frustrated in Faytteville, Dear reader, good news, bad news,
(12:03):
bad news? Is you stupid?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You have done.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Transformerated into what some sexperts consider a mythophological creature, much
like the yetie or It's North American cousin the Saskrotch.
You done run smack diddler dam and with no count
little morallity skeezer, and she done turned you into the
legendary ho nanny. Let me preach on that that that
(12:34):
that that that. The Isaac Hayes Urban Dictionlinary describes whole
nanny as and I quote, a stupid sob that runs
his dumb ass ragged in hopes of knocking boots with
a good looking skeezer who is way out of his league.
You are exactly the kind of dude she looking for.
Fairly normal, good job, not relientated on the food stamps,
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and most importantly love hungry. Let me guess you met
her at the grocery store, a fancy one like the
Publix or something, and she asked you about something high end,
like that stuff call keen Weenie, and then she started
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with a small talk, and you, being a good dude,
you walk her to the checkout, and since she had
less stuff than you, you let her go first, and
she conveniently don't have no money on her and then
you jump your stupid gulobal ass in and pay for
her food, and she is all swoon terrific in giving
you the big eyes, and so you walk her to
her car, and in gravilitude for your gentilosity, she gives
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you a kiss on the cheek and while the blood
is rushing back and forth from one head to the other.
She slips you her phone number and you call her
right away, and that's when she knows the hook is set. Frustrated,
you remember them bug Bunny cartoon the fudge falls for
one of them tricks. And then he looked at the
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camera and his head turned into a big tutsi plot.
That's you, and don't expect to find out how many
licks it takes to get to the Gouy Center. So
now you don't know it. You is a slave brother
picking up her dry cleaning, taking her yappy, little jackass
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dog into the event. But it don't stop there.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Phone rings.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
She's in the mood for pad thigh, whatever the hell
that is. She won't go to the weed shied down
buffet on the corner. She wants to upscale stuff like
uh pf WANs. So you show up, mister dumbass, expectorating
a romantical dinner for two. Then here she comes with
all her loud, fat, stupid talky ass friends. Oh when
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it gets better, there will be no splitting of the
check this evening, Broseve, You're gonna be picking up the
whole tab for half a paloozer man.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
What some of that mean?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
But I, how does you know so much about ole nanny?
Well player, I ain't too pridate five to tell you
I was once in your shoe booties. Why is upon
a dime? Got a minute? Once upon a time, when
I was just catching fire, I spotted this fine full
figure fighted lady. She was a real palm grill lookerike
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big afro Coco got his skin, big mismatch boobies. She
was a Newburian princess. Most bros would only dream I
give my whole heart to her, and the more I gave,
the more she took and never ever give back. Every
time I was in the mood, it was like, oh
I cannot yet we barely know each other. Now go
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get me two raka ribs, some fried chicken, barbecue catfish,
and a dyet coke. And what did I get in return?
A peak at some damn side boob. It was all
like that for months. What finally did it for me
is was having to take her back and forth to
the uh uh what you call im? A ginecologist? She
(16:07):
went like every damn week did she have insurance? Sort
of me? And why was she going to the doctor.
She kept getting STPs and one thing for sure, hush,
she wasn't getting them from me. So I take the stand.
I tell her to free Robin over. She could take
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her perfect booty, the creepy hot chocolate complexionary and them
Jackielum hooters and find someone else to wait on her
hand and fetus. As I was devastorated. It took me
almost five days before I could even think about hooking
up with someone else. Damn you Teter, so frustrated. There
(16:54):
you go. I schooled you on the dangers of nanny
and a hoe. Go on with your life and just
be choosy so you don't get a dud and wind
up with a doozy.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
And if you.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Find another beach who is old Nanny Trollin, put a
toe of your boot in the front door of her colon.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
This is I peace out.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
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Speaker 2 (17:31):
Half half.
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Speaker 4 (17:41):
Helly, you lindsay premise here when I'm on mid side
of the pond. I get my daily deuce of culture
and edification every morning from these two delightful lads, John
Boy and Billy right here on.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
The big show.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Well I
thought it was batty.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Well,
yesterday it was home about the Demi photo. What's her
last name, Demmi Moore?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Moore?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I thought that was Danny Moore. See I keep mixing
her up with the beef stew. Anyway, So yesterday I
had this little deal. We put me down when we
put it on that when when that photo, Man, I
told you I was hot, that pot off of me.
For fifty one minutes. We had fourteen thousand, four hundred
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and forty nine views, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
And then a lot of people said they couldn't unsee it.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, and that's back when I had a good body. Okay,
I'll check it out. See what you think got there?
Can you blow up that picture of a Demi Moore
with a paint owner. She looked pretty hot right there?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:29):
They can't figure yeah think yeah, Well they know how
to do it if they face they.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Know how to do all right. I hate to point
it out for you, mister goodbody, but Demi Moore when
she did that, was pregnant, very pregnant. So maybe the
good body think they don't want to lean on. No,
I'm talking about the one that was painted baby. Yesterday.
I was all confused because I was thinking about my
pregnant picture that I did the take off on Demi Moore's.
(19:53):
But but she her body was painted. It's right on
the anniversary.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah, it was like back in ninety two, So you
did so I put that up there. Yeah, because we
were talking about that and I was like, oh, but
he was talking about ninety one.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Don't worry because I couldn't find anybody to paint my body. Well,
there wasn't enough. So take what you can get at
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Speaker 8 (20:45):
Good morning, John Boy. Hope you and the crew are
doing well.
Speaker 9 (20:48):
It's that time, Johnny, the college football It's called talking season.
Last week, last week, the Big Twelve conference all got together,
all the players and coaches and the commissioner and they.
Speaker 8 (21:01):
Beat their chest. Is what everybody does. This week, it's
all about the SEC.
Speaker 9 (21:05):
Next week it'll be the ACC and the Big Ten
with talking season. So last week, the Big Twelve commissioner,
a god by the name of Brett Yormark, grabbed the
microphone and said, the Big Twelve will be the deepest
football conference in America. And no league, John boy, no
league will offer the competitive balance that we do.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Now. Who can argue with that? Well, I will, how
about that?
Speaker 8 (21:29):
I'll call bs on that.
Speaker 9 (21:32):
I think there's a lot of conferences a lot better
than the Big Twelve.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Listen, this is why it's talking season.
Speaker 9 (21:36):
We go through three weeks in July. Camps aren't open yet.
Everybody's clamoring for football. It's just not quite here yet.
But you're gonna have all kinds of people talking trash
and beating their chests and tell them how good they
are because everybody's still undefeated. So the Big twelve set
the bar that, hey, guess what, come get us? If
you can, I think everybody will come get the Big twelve.
(21:57):
To be honest with you, This week down in it
at Greg Sankey and the SEC boys take center stage
four days.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
Everybody in the media going to be down there.
Speaker 9 (22:06):
Coach is talking. Of course, there'll be some bulletin board
materials a week goes on. But for Greg Sankeye, of course,
he's a smart dude. They got to figure out day
of the SEC. Are they going to go to eight conference.
Speaker 8 (22:16):
Games to nine? Are they going to stay at eight?
Speaker 9 (22:18):
What's gonna happen with the College Football Playoff? Is it
going to expand from twelve? Greg Sankee is a power broker.
He's got a big chair at the table.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
We'll see what happens on that front.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
But this week will be all about the SEC and
we'll see where that thing goes and Wednesday and Thursday
as well, and then next week the ACC right here
in our backyard of Charlotte, they'll do their dogging pony.
I suspect that Clemson will be the team to beat
on that front.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
And then the Big Ten.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
The Big Ten be doing it as well, and maybe
Oregon might be the team to beat in the Big Ten.
We'll see what happens here. Ohio State will have something
to say about it, Silvil, Penn State. But it's talking
season for college football, John Boy for the next two
or three weeks.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
So talking season for that and and Pack. Of course,
you know you's been many years of sports talk radio.
I remember listening to you and Charlotte. You know you
had had the best show. I think this's been owned
the Charlotte airwaves for for a long long time. And
I just want to ask you to talk about a
dry period in sports. Is there not anything else that
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can talk about except what they're gonna eat for lunch?
Speaker 8 (23:21):
No, come on, yeah, listen the sports talk presidents.
Speaker 9 (23:27):
You know, when I only got involved with f n
Z twenty five thirty years ago, however long, it was.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
Right place at the right time.
Speaker 9 (23:34):
We didn't know what sports talk radio was, so we
were just he was a blank canvas and we were
just having fun doing all that stuff. But it's turned
into just pure garbage now. I hate to say it,
and I'm not saying it because I retired, but I
mean I don't care if Joey Jones had a roast
beef sandwich.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
I don't and I don't mean it doesn't matter to me.
I mean, I hope you had it, enjoyed it so much.
He had fifteen of them, But I don't need to
hear about it.
Speaker 9 (23:58):
But we're just living in a different world now, know pack,
social media and everything. I mean, everybody's going to give
him ten seconds about Hey, guess what I want to
cross the street.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
I went to the mall and I bought a pair
of sneakers. Good for you, I could care.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
So that's what we are.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
I mean, you know, if you like it, get it
all over you. But it's just different now, and.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
It's different all and not just sports radio pack. I mean,
you know, look at radio like it is. There's like
eight radio stations in this building that we're at right now,
and you know, and you give me.
Speaker 9 (24:32):
I'm not gonna get into politics, but I mean I
saw on Sunday, you know, President Trump goes to the
soccer match and people are going.
Speaker 8 (24:40):
Crazy because he's out there celebrate with the team.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
Afterwards, It's like, who cares if he's celebrating, good for him?
If the players and those guys didn't want him one
and they should have kicked them off.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
I mean, I don't care what you do. I got
some things to worry about, what I mean, but politics.
Speaker 9 (24:54):
Sports, food, I mean, we're hey, I've reached the point
now in my line on board. You find things you'll
like and you go about your business, and you know what.
Speaker 8 (25:02):
People don't care for it. It doesn't concern me. I'm
just gonna go enjoy my life.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
That's where we are.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
So which mall did you go to for those sleepers
with you?
Speaker 7 (25:17):
Right?
Speaker 8 (25:17):
I mean Randy's in the fashion he's he's worried about.
Speaker 9 (25:20):
Well, they're not those pink shoes go with his uh
you know, sharroop pants. Yeah, well again, whatever makes you happy,
it's not gonna bother me one.
Speaker 8 (25:30):
I know what's to do with all that stuff.
Speaker 9 (25:32):
But you know, the world is crazy, and uh, I
mean seriously, this talking season cops football, been doing this
for so long and really not have a front row
seat for the first time since the late nineties.
Speaker 8 (25:43):
I mean, honest with you, it's refreshing. It's almost like.
Speaker 9 (25:47):
Let everybody have a good time and if something comes
out of it, cool. But you know what, let's just
get to the games, kick it off and hopefully enjoy yourself.
I mean, we got to Major League Baseball All Star
Game tonight. I know, Braves fans are bummed out that
thing's going on a night down in the Atlanta I mean,
the Colorado Rockies, for crying out loud, are twenty two
and seventy four at the All Star break.
Speaker 8 (26:05):
They're thirty five and a half games out. Can you
imagine being a fan out there in Denver?
Speaker 9 (26:10):
The Colorado Rockies are twenty two and seventy four. You're thinking,
good grief because the Broncos football season get here fast enough,
so againt whatever makes you happy. You got the Open
Championship in golf at royal Port Rush this week, which
should be awesome. Hopefully the weather's nasty, that's flowing sideways.
Johnick Center won to Wimbledon. They again, Alcaraz and Center
are going to be great for the next decade in
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men's tennis. So there's a lot of cool sports stories
and I'd rather concentrate on that and worrying about whether
you know Johnny Jones had a peanut butter and jelly
sandwich today that he put milk on his Cereals, Captain
Crunch one of your top five serials of all time.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Who cares? All right, well, let's do it. Let's approach
it like that. Back, We appreciate. We still got you
here on the Big Show while we got to going
on one of the last old school radio shows, if
not the last in the So you all enjoy why
you got listen and learn how you can keep up
with us. We'll let you know. I love it, I
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love you, Buddy week all right, all right, Dad's a man,
he is markin Packer. He still got his finger on
the pulse of the sports and peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Alright there, let's play wordy word y'all one eight hundred
Big Show you told free Line. We'll get a couple
of contestants and play next Good Tuesday Mornings, Big Shows
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John at the Big Box at the Big Show, play
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Speaker 2 (28:05):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
The word a word, not a word, any word. Let's
meet her contestants. We got Nate from Salem Virginia. Good morning, Nate,
word John, believe it lit buddy, And we got Randolph
from Apex, North Carolina. Good morning, Randolph, Hey morning man.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
How you doing well?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Man?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
We're all's in Randolf. And Jackie tells me had a
birthday Friday, July eleven. She wasn't gonna get John. We
had to be here for that. So happy belated birthday, Randolph.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
All right, you got Dater on your team for your
belated birthday presence. It'll be me and Nate. All right, boys, welcome.
So breakfast items. We have a word tablet consisting of
breakfast items. All right, Nate, Let's see what me and
(29:03):
you can do for the first thirty seconds. All right, okay,
all right, read, yeah, I start the clock. Now you
eat this for breakfast, not sausage, but out of the pig.
Speaker 8 (29:18):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Strips of what? Yeah? Uh huh, all right, you eat this.
Kelloggs makes different kinds of here, Yeah, all right. Quaker
Mates makes this as a Quaker on the box of this,
it's like grits kind yeah, uh huh, all right. Crispy
Kream makes these nuts.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
All right, you put these chicken things and mess them up,
had them an eve on a raft, reck them those
you don't do too many country dineries and they call
out at the flow.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I think.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
All right, Nate, that was a good job on your side.
We put a four on the board, and now Tater
and Randolph around one ready to run off, Yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
And go all right.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
You don't make an omelet out of these. You just
want tom you know, mixed together? Yes, scrambled white, Yes,
all right, this is another breakfast item. It's made out
of bread. And you put powdered sugar on him, and uh,
yes you Oh this is a healthy grape nuts. Was
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one that it was made out of neutral bars? No,
it's it's it's called something like you know, yes.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Thank you. These are potatoes that are mixed up.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Oh he did say hash browns what it was after
the buzzer, But that all is a three on the board.
So four to three. Nate leads by one headed in
around two. All right, Nate, you ready, buddy, Yeah, I
know some food, man, I know food, start the start
the clock. Now you pour this on your pancakes? What kind? Yes?
(31:05):
Uh huh you drink you drink this. You squeeze it
and drink it. Yes, uh huh oh, I just said
you pour syrup on your uh huh oh. This is
like a French deal a French word. Real, men, don't
eat what? No another one? It sounds like another one.
(31:31):
Every time this word comes up, nobody ever gets it
there like twenty years has it. Let's see, I was aying,
good job three on the four of seven for night,
So Randolphin Tator four will tie in force overtime five
will win if you have time after thinking about it,
Randolph picking up on that last one, go all right?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
The letter that comes after pe? What's the letter after peee? Yes?
Speaker 3 (31:59):
And so this this food is starts with that and
it's egg and it looks like a pie. This is okay,
this is pork blank. You can get in links or
patties or links or patties.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
It's not bacon links or patties. Yes, this is uh,
this is Greek blank. Activia is a brand of this.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
It's yeah, you.
Speaker 10 (32:25):
Mean what you got?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
You got out three? Seven to six. Nate wins. Wow one,
that was a good game. Boss around all about a
hate pex. You can try again anytime, buddy. We appreciate
you playing. Oh, thank you, sir, I appreciate it. Oh man,
great it give another shot down the road. You did fine, Nate.
(32:52):
Look at you, I'm saying in Virginia getting ready to
receive one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not
cleaning products for your victory. Congratulations.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Give a shout out. You go ahead, all right, I'm
gonna give a shout out to my homies who play
magic togethering with me, Frank, Matt Garrett and me. And
second off, I have advice for people who believe in uh,
what is it reincarnation, because you might come back with
something that can't scratch your own butt.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Nice shout out.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Night.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
I'm vibe man, Monny, hang on for Jackie. Good morning.
I got the beg shoon on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Big request time.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Meg Jamison out of Beckley, West Virginia, listens to the
app here, the iHeartRadio app. If you can't get us
on your terrestrial radio station, that's a great way to
do hook up with the John Won'milly Late Risers podcast.
So anyway, Meg says, hey, guys, please play one of
Phil's visits. Love you mean it? Back at you, Meg,
(33:50):
coming up next. Good morning, there's a big Sean Radio
(34:17):
and something you'd like to hear. I'm gonna through Friday
about this time. Kill us LF on the John boy
and Billy Facebook page. I'll make sure you check out
my Demmy Moore pos and Taylor. That was kind of
hurtful with the monkey see monkey Doo line John Boyton
Billy facebook page, his mag Jamison not of Beckley, West
(34:41):
Virginia's request.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Here they come a big louther herd mader man and
the tailor and the elater nerd. Hey, hey they're the wall.
He sitting over there by the wall. They get on
every one's nerves and we'd like to kick.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Him in the bath.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Ab Hello angel, Oh, just singing a little ditty about
the weird and unwitty. So what's new? Oh you had
you had a big romantic weekend planned with Johnny Bravo.
Ooh dish, We didn't. Oh it didn't turn out like
you plan. Well what happened? Oh? He was sidelined by
(35:24):
a stiff neck. What caused it? The viager got caught
in his throat together, poor thing. Thank goodness. It doesn't
last for more than four hours either way. Listen, we
got oodles and oodles to do. So why don't you
whisk yourself off to the lab and lacquer ont of
an ear of pastiche for our journeys outward. It it
(35:45):
means go to the craffer and make yourself dapper. Okay,
go on there. There she goes wandering off summers, summers
to the right, summers to the other right, and she's gone,
boy fee. Once I asked her if she liked casual sexts,
she said no, I always dress up makes Joe Phil
(36:09):
thinking I'm gonna help you, who oh Dusty h uh
huh right, well well out yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just
putting on hold. I'll never know the difference. Make shoe FIfF,
(36:36):
thinking I'm gonna help you, who rich rich Christiansen, oh
from pinks? Well how we'd uh huh right, well well
out yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just putty. I'm on hold.
(36:58):
I'll never know the difference. Want to make shoe filth,
thinking I'm gonna help you, Oh astro nerd? The what
the summer equinox?
Speaker 6 (37:12):
Uh huh right?
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Well well yeah, yeah, yeah, Holy Liza Minelli, did I
die last night? Is this hell? It's like Night of
the Living wordy or contestants in here. Oh wait a minute,
I have an idea. Let's see push this button, push
(37:39):
this button, push this button. Now they're all on a
three way call with an he lock. All their heads
will explode. I am so naughty. Note to self, give
me a good spanking when I get home. Don't want
to me to make shoe filth. Think I'm gonna help you?
Oh Marcel, Oh oh nothing, I'm just here waiting for Babs.
(38:01):
Per usual. I'm just sitting here browsing through this magazine.
I have found the most amazing article about sectual satisfaction.
It says that American, Indian and Polish men are the
most satisfying lovers. Who's it by?
Speaker 8 (38:17):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Let's see here someone named Flying Cloud Kowalski that you're
You're okay with a Polish, but when it comes to
American Indians you have reservations. Oh ha ha ha, where's
Marty ha ha? Idiot? Listen, here comes Babs. I gotta go,
(38:39):
and Marcel duffed here she is. You're ready to go?
Bab's angel? Hey is it my imagination or have you
lost weight? You look svelt? What's that? You're not smelt?
You're Irish I'm sorry. Oh you're on a new die it. Well,
(39:00):
whatever you're doing things to be working. What is it
the Atkins diet? I've heard of that, Oh, the chet
Atkins diet. All you do is pick at your food.
Work my BC powder to the mini Cooper, carry on right.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. You like to
own this track from the Big Show? Bed box keywords
big John?
Speaker 8 (39:51):
Ha?
Speaker 5 (39:52):
Is this a microphone?
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Is this Max?
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Is this mac phone? Bill?
Speaker 5 (40:00):
I said, rad Dad and rape on fish hide for this?
Gooper here? Hey man, I know what you saying. What's
wrong with this picture?
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Yah?
Speaker 5 (40:08):
Yeah, yeah, you're You're in first. I tell you I'm
the opening act today. And Reford Ernest Lee said, he here,
it's gonna be your headliner. Wow, say truth, my jokes
are just that bad.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
I know.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
I know what you say. Well, that ain't never stopped
you before.
Speaker 5 (40:25):
Actually both of ours were equally bad. So we decided
to flip a coin and I said, Hi, I come
in here and open up the act today on the
Big Show. So it's good to bey on the broadcast.
That's board it. Oh god, Jama, can I try passing
your hat around like Erdie does? He work with you
started off, ladies, gentlemen, some topical Hubert, what about the
bed West flood? I tell you you know why the
(40:48):
mid West is having all their problems with flood right now?
Told you because Bill Clinton took all the dikes with
him to Washington. One more, one more? Thank you don't
get to take you waitresses. Why does Hillary Clinton always
wear them turtle decks?
Speaker 1 (41:04):
We don't know calls? Sold you?
Speaker 5 (41:07):
Why goobert, Why I'll take you so you can't see
your Adams Apple boove with Bill talks.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Let's keep it going for your headliner. And you've seen
him on Paul Pitt PUDs.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
You see him Sunday morning, Sunday Nights, Wednesday Evening's Lady Jellen.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Reverend Ernest la said, say, all right, right, so much good.
This is weird, but you need to come do it
like I do you. Yeah, yeah, here's gooby. Hey, that's
hard pressure the morning boys, Good morning.
Speaker 10 (41:41):
Tellor storm and maybe the mall and this will be.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Things can always get washed, Okay, it probably will be. Yes,
what does a small.
Speaker 10 (41:50):
Sickly looking man who's hard as a bartender on the
western town outside Colorado? And so I just do him
in now and gave him one word of running.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
When he took the job.
Speaker 10 (42:02):
He said, whatever you do, I want you to drop
everything and run for your life if you ever.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Hear that Big John is only his way to town.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Only thing he told about you.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
And he went on on a stinded leaf.
Speaker 10 (42:14):
For a couple of weeks more, the man worked and
worked for several weeks on the end and and nothing,
no really problems.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
It happened.
Speaker 10 (42:22):
Then one day a cow hen rushed in the saloon shouting,
Big John is a coming, Big John is a coming.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
And the man said, oh, I.
Speaker 10 (42:32):
Don't know what to do, so he started to packing
up to put the liquor way right there. A stage
coach come by, heard outside a wool in a hat
hanging out the stage hos.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Going, Big Johnny's it come?
Speaker 10 (42:42):
Big John?
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Is it come?
Speaker 10 (42:43):
There was a stampede of cows through the middle of
the city. Ralph calls Hans was leaving their cows running
to the town limits. Hollywood, A big John is a come,
A big John is it come? Somebody else run by
the ruffis cow we have seen in his life? Coding
Calhoun said he don't want to bitche to.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Cover with that bar trying to try to back up.
Speaker 10 (43:04):
And the damn pete got pushed back in the bar,
and all of a sudden, by the time he got
to his feet, a.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Giganic giant of a man with a black.
Speaker 10 (43:13):
Bushing beard pushed his waying saloon, knocking the swinging doors
off their hinges. He was ridding a wall buffalo took
him by a half, throw it back out on the sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
He was using a rattlesnake for a bull whip.
Speaker 10 (43:30):
Well, that man upped in, knocked over a few tables
without much trouble, and he flung a giant rattlesnake he
had wrapped around his neck in the corner, bull ripped
him once, threw the other snake out on top of
the buffalo. He then stepped up to the bar with
his massive fist and he split the bar in half
as he asked for a day that barn.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Then he got back out, nervous as he could. He
pushed the.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
Whole big old bottle at the mate.
Speaker 10 (43:56):
He said, hey go, That man grabbed that bottle, bit
the top.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Paul fubbed with his teeth down it in one gulp,
and then turned to me, sure that the man was
not hurting any one at this point in time. To
Pontender nervously said, would.
Speaker 10 (44:12):
You like another drink? Man said, I ain't got no
Timmis you hurt.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Big John's are coming see remember tomorrow. Thanks now he's
get last to do it during that joke.
Speaker 10 (44:29):
That's going.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
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