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well as say hey, I beat the blonde congestant. That'd
be John from Smith Station, Alabama. Good morning John, Hello man,
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out here and get two bells before two buzzers and
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John's a listener. Appreciate you, buddy A.
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Did you to have read Taylor like Tayer Henry the
eighth he had six wives?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
How many of them had head? No? What have beheaded?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Henry?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
That's easy?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Yeah, I'm all you.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh he's a song about it?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
No, nope, nope and.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
A sixth wives? Many of them? And I chop off
their heads all six for sure?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
All six?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh wow? All right? John, agree or disagreed?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Henry the eighth chopped all six wives heads off.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I don't think.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
I don't think he got all of them. I think
he just got this first five, So I disagree.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Disagreeing with that. And that was Sana.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, only two, only two hand Bowley in remember her.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
We did a playhouse about her. It was very popular.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
That was the second wife, yep.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And then his trophy wife, Catherine Howard number five.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Ye uh. His first wife, he had the marriage annulled.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Couse she couldn't deliver a boy.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Then the two that he beheaded was because they committed adultery,
according to him.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Uh huh. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
And the others go.
Speaker 8 (03:01):
On that one, right, Yes, you did, You sure did.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
John.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
That's a bail right now. By let's get one more
and win it unless you know more class roof, here
we go. That's how many red stripes are there on
the American flag.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
On the American flag. That's something everyone should know. That's
something that you learned in school. The red stripes on
the flag. And I'm going to say that that is
seven red stripes flag.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Well, John Diner says, you learned in school there are
seven red stripes on the American flag. Agreed, you disagree?
Hit it right on their seven red and six white.
You know that does a total of thirteen, symbolizing the
original thirteen colonies.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You knew that too, was all right? When there's that buzz,
that's helpful, John Boyd.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Got a full count, full count going into the final question.
Does the rice paper used in Vietnamese cooking contain rice?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Well, that's a weird question, John.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It is written two would.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Call something one thing and it be another. Maybe the Vietnamese. No,
there is no rice in.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
The You know there is a lot of rice in Vietnam.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, yes, but you say no, there is no rice
and rice papers telling the Vietnamese cooked.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
With So John, listen to me. But there it is
agree or disagree? No rice?
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Just can I just.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Take set.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Rice?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
I'm gonna go ahead and disagree, and that was.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
It contains rice. It's rice paper.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Good work, John, big on blue em you prize back
head down to Smith's station for you victory.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
I appreciate you. I give you a shout out, Yes, sir,
well for one I want for y'all. It's glad y'all
putting Rayford back on. That's cool, uh, for old school,
for all old school listeners, right, and and for y'all.
I know y'all getting old. I'm getting old too, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
But yeah.
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Robin Williams, Good morning in America. Paul Harvey, the cast
of w k r P. Y'all have put all that
stuff together for all these years and done a great
job for all us construction workers and in farmers and
stuff that listen on the radio.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I thank y'all well.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Awesome, John Well, we appreciate you, buddy, Thank you very
much keeping us with you. Awesome, awesome On man Young,
going for Jack. All right, we're jumping out, catching you
up on You're new on the other side of this report.
Our time caps over this October twenty fourth. Then we're
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getting to playhouse.
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This is the award winning jog Boy and Billy Big Show,
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People.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
Can you feeling loves in my heart?
Speaker 7 (07:06):
People?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Can you feel it?
Speaker 7 (07:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
No, no, no, Loves in my Love Everywhere's new movie.
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Loves in My.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Love is everywhere.
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I love a man.
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popular songs, completely unaware that they're completely clueless.
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Chronic lyricosis strikes its victims without warning, but it also
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Faking carre of biscuits every day.
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What bacon, carrot biscuits? They can cus?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
They can a biscuits.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Hey, it's all right, taking can't biscuits and waiting on
a pipe?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Look can take him?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Hey, hey, hey, taking care of business?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Shut out.
Speaker 9 (08:14):
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it gets me heart Now, people living in constipation, how
a lot is to have up, piece.
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Up, piece of mind? I I see you ain't hold it.
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Hold becauser ton it dans.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What calt the head?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Lie down and highw we.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
What lazy donna? She eating leaner?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
No, no, no sheets some leonard No business day today
you got it all wrong.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I'm Burnie talking man.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
No, no, it's a tiny dance.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
It's not a tiny dance.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
It's a tiny dancers.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
The head lies down, t.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
MA bell some day monkey play piano song, play piano song.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
No, no, no, it's some day.
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maybe waited.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
About that too.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Chickens to para line, won't you pack a bag of
leaves tonight? I've got two chickens to parla?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
What don't you take a bag of leaves tonight? Chick
ass para la?
Speaker 7 (10:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
No, John BOYA and Billy I wish I had a
voice like that on radio.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
When he's better radio voices.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Good morning beg shoe his own radio. We are in
the playhouse less act.
Speaker 11 (11:05):
Hello friends, your all palp burn Bird here with another
epiglottas evacuatingness of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
the Heavenly Clocks. As our story opens and Angel is
giving a newly arrived person the Grand Tour of Heaven.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
And this is the health spa.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Oh that's huge.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, we have everything.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Tennis courts, pickleball courts, weight room, Olympic sized swimming pool,
you name it. Are what are all those logs for
log tossing? The Scottish complained we didn't have enough stuff
for them, but they are, after all, you know Scottish.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
This is our cineplex, three thousand screens.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Holy bait. And do you get all the latest releases?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
No, we only show movies made before the nineties, you know.
After that everything's pretty much crap.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Well you got that right. So what's that gigantic building
over there?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Oh that is the Commissary. Foods from all over the globe,
prepared by the finest gourmetz. Anything you what they can
make it?
Speaker 7 (12:01):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Anything?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Anything?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
How about chilled monkey brains like in that Indiana Jones movie?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Are you busy on Thursday?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Christmas? This place has everything.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Your home has state of the art everything, and the
beds are actual clouds.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Oh sounds heavenly.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
I see what you did there.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Hey, what's this closet over there that says keep out?
Speaker 7 (12:21):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (12:21):
That that's the hall of clocks.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
See, every person is assigned a clock when they're born,
and that clock represents their life.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Here, just take a look. Wow, yeah, copy that.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Why are some of the hands moving faster than the others?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Good eye, good eye.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
See.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
It means that the person has committed some acts of stupidity,
and in doing so, the clock's hands move.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Faster, shortening their existence.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
This place is full of surprises. Do you have any
celebrities clocks? You know, it would just be fun to
see one of those.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Everybody has a clock. Pick a name.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Oh wow, okay, how about Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Oh sorry, yeah, that's not here.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh well, where is it.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
It's up in the office. We've been using it as
a fan.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
Son of a.
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play for it in minutes. First headed toward trick or
treat time.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I got a Snickers bar? What'd y'all get?
Speaker 10 (16:06):
I got a Clark bar.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
I got me a Goo Goo boo. I got a rock?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Sir, what do you expect, cad Barry?
Speaker 8 (16:12):
You're not wearing a costume, certainly, I'm sir. I'm dressed
as a butler.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
That's my point, Cadbury. Look I'm a pirate. Billy's a vampire.
And look at Mario.
Speaker 8 (16:23):
I'm a ghost of that Eddy Yes in a plaid sheet.
Speaker 12 (16:27):
Suh.
Speaker 8 (16:28):
I'm a Scottish schools dear boot.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
I love Halloween. Getting dressed up, moving around with you, bud,
scaring total strangers out of their wits?
Speaker 8 (16:36):
And how would that be different from every other day?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
What would you rather be doing? Sitting it home in
front of a cozy.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Fire reading a book?
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Excellent suggestion.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Good Night's Uh I got come on, give it another chance, Cadbury,
Please please don't go.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
Please.
Speaker 8 (16:53):
You know I hated when you give me those big
sad eyes. Well big said I.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Actually that patches over the other one. So en y
out yen y out, yen ye out yin sir, that's
my boy.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Let's hear it for Cadbury.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Oh h yay. Uh we love you boo.
Speaker 8 (17:12):
Aren't we all a little old to be trick or treatings?
Speaker 7 (17:15):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
No, man, trick or treating is the best all that
freak canty and junk. I told you we were gonna
have fun.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
We've been moving around for two hours now, When does
all these fun starts?
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (17:27):
Welcome to my world, mister French. I've been asking the
same thing for the last twenty years.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
Yemmy, coo diddy diddy diddya.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Boot All right, losers, that's what change your tune?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Things about to pick up here? We are old man
Rayford's house.
Speaker 10 (17:40):
Oh dear, oh, come on, Joant, let's pass on Rayford
this year.
Speaker 8 (17:44):
I'm a you boot, I doubt mister Rayford. We'll be
very happy to see us.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Uh what makes you say that?
Speaker 8 (17:50):
The sign on the gate that says you kids keep
your ass off my lungs.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
That's okay, we got enough treats. It's time for a trick.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Right here?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
A vape up bag?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
What's this?
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
That's your initiation, Cadberry.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
It's full of dog poo, dog.
Speaker 8 (18:09):
Pooh, dog pooh, boo dog poop. Have I done something
to upset you?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
No, no, You put it on Raver's porch. You set
it on fire and ring the doorbell.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yes, Uh, we'll see.
Speaker 10 (18:21):
Then he comes out, sees the fire and he tries
to put it out by stepping on it.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Then what uh?
Speaker 12 (18:27):
He gets poop on the shoe deadyada dea boot poo
on his shoe toe too, dead boot.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
And that's supposed to be fun.
Speaker 10 (18:35):
Welcome to my world, mister French. I've been asking the
same thing for the last twenty years.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Oh, come on, y'all, hear some matches.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
Just go all right, sir, But I shine to enjoy myself.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
He's on the porch, he's like in the bag. He's
ringing the doorbell.
Speaker 8 (18:56):
Rod, Cadberry, Rod, I feel like such a Boob's.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Good job, Cadbury.
Speaker 10 (19:05):
Now watch I told you now, kids, I don't celebrate
bergaween ooh, a flaming bag of dog pooh, how original.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I'll just put it out with his whole blanket.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I might have to say that for the road.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It'd have been doing it for twenty years. He was
bound to catch on sooner or later.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Mistakes. What else can we do to him?
Speaker 12 (19:29):
Hey, coming to doorknip with super glue boot perfect and
this is outrageous.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
Such a bad from grown men.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Take it easy, cad Berry, it's just fun fun indeed.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Sir.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
Cadbury, What are you doing earning my counscience, Sir, I'm
going to apologize, Cadbury.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
No too late.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Oh, Rayford's inviting a man home.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
Man.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
This is not good.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
What it going to do?
Speaker 11 (19:57):
Boo?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
No telling what Rayford will do.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
We gotta go get him. Come on, We'll pretend we're
trick or treaters.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I like the sound of this.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
Track.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Jade again.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Poor Cadbury.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Listen, I was in.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Didn't laugh.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Sorry, no, I love you.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
It was seeing trick Dvice before. Oh no, they're hammered.
That was quick, you know Cadbury.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Weakness.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
There you go a little song for each one of you. Well,
good night. What about Cadbury.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I'll forget it. We'll come back and get him tomorrow
when he sobers up. Hey, what'd you get?
Speaker 6 (20:58):
Same as you?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I think Mario, me too.
Speaker 12 (21:01):
Boot gonna treat you racking some pizza.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I don't show you my sugar box time. Hey, y'all
you're ready for birdy word. I know we are looking.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Look at y'all one eight hundred big shows, your toll
free line across this great country of ours. We'll get
a couple of contestants and play next. Good Tuesday morning,
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Big shows on the radio. Oh yeah, feature tracked for
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Incluisitive minds wants to know. We'll find out here you
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Dot comy Right now, everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Okay where anywhere? That'll word anywhere?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
We let's meet our contestants. We got dickad from Midway, Georgia.
Hey did give you so fine? You don't mind? You
know my nine they name hey DIGGI oh.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Gots you buddy, welcome in here. And we got Adam
out of Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Good morning Adam, Good morning through the whole cruise.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Adam is digging down Georgia. There's Adam and Tennessee. Oh
sec showdown.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
That's right right, We have a good game every year.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
So uh Tayr and Adamy on one side, me and
Dickie on the other. We got random words boys, any
words is liable to come up here. So Adam, you
werely Me and Dickey we'll go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
All right, you ready, Dickey? All right, start the clock. Now,
eat dinner, sat down at the.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Uh huh, get me one of these a McDonald's. Grab
me a blank in fries.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Uh right, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
You gotta climb this to get on the roof. Climb
your uh huh uh. This is go stand in the blank.
You being punished as a kid.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Go stand in the owner.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, oh you you do this your fly so you
can use a bathroom what is it the metal thing
on your bridges?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
All right, Dann, we put a five.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
On the board.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Good job on you in Dicay. Now let's go with
Tater and Adam.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
You ready, Adam, I'm ready and.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Go. Light the birthday blank on your cake the birthday candle? Yes, sir,
this is what you sit on when you when you
ride a horse. You have to have one of these.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Yeah huh?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
You uh?
Speaker 5 (24:08):
This is what the top of the top collar. You
have one of these?
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Put it puts the pieces together? Do you know how
to sew on one of these? Do you have a
campaign blank? It looks like a badge on your shirt? Yes?
Speaker 7 (24:22):
Uh uh? Paul?
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Uh you a t blank?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
You I know where you were going with that. Let's
find that.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Okay, put a three on the board. Dickie leads out
them five to three. Sell anybody's game going in a
round two? All right, Dicky, here we go. We pick
it up on that last one. Start the clock. Now,
I'll use yours, ma and paw?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
What caddle?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (24:53):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Deal?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
What eata deal? What from a? But you make these?
What mount dollar a?
Speaker 7 (25:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Okay? Where the blank meets the road.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Your tires are made out No, your tires. Your tires
are made out of this.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Worth tire.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
Where the road rubber?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Rubber?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Okay, ninety nine cents is a Actually it's nothing. I
was afraid I was gonna say the words. Okay, let's
see three on that five eight score, So Adam and
Tator five will tie and six will win it.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Alright, Adam, you ready, buddy, I'm ready, all right, and go.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
One buck is what one in money?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Dollar?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (25:48):
All right.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
You might wear this over your clothes when you're cooking
so they don't get thirty. This is a very small
reptile has a shell turtle.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
The prince lives in this The king lives in a castle.
You do this to your seat belt. You have to
click it.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
You have to.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
This is red white.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
It's this traffic blank red green traffic. Right, yeah, but
what's it called?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Turn? We've got over time?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
It is a day after two turn their second round.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
So now boys, we're gonna do a fifteen second overtime.
This goes by very quick, so we see we can
get us a winner in fifteen seconds. So right, all right,
out of them, you relax, all right, diggie Let's see
what we can do for fifteen seconds?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Oh right, Dan, sounds like Digg and Adam are the
same guy. If you don't know what like, are we go?
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Diggy?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
All right?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Start the clottund right now?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Okay, all right, I got it. I got you this year.
I'm tough. You see what I'm now?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Start the clock now. A band, A heavy blank band,
uh metal? Yes, uh huh, a jackass, A little one is.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
A uh donkey?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, uh huh. Dry off with a after the shower, yeah,
uh huh. Order Domino's.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Order a Peter where there's a four and fifteen seconds. Well,
with that, we're gonna have hate and tie the all
time world record. But let's not worry about that. Let's
worry about Tata and Adam for their fifteen second overtime.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Girl this good luck.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
She's mucky.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Alright, Adam and Tataway, you need jacket four to tie
five to win?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Ready, go animal in the desert with a hump a camel.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Uh huh. This is your shirts are made out of this.
It grows on a plant. It's white.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
This is a greeting when you meet somebody. Instead of hi,
you say hello, grey Frankenstein.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Was a what mock?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (28:14):
And there is tied up in we have double overtime.
Speaker 9 (28:19):
Look at you, look at you boy, and four.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Let's give it one more shot? Does see it?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
We can get us a winner another fifteen seconds. All right,
out of your relex?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
All right?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Oh you got.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
All right? You ready, diggy, I'm ready and we go.
Now start the clock now, pop ey the what man?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Taylor man?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
I got five of these on my hand. Yes, this
is a bird that'll talk to you. A pirate has one. Yeah, though,
do you have one of these? A little human she's pregnant.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
She's having a baby. There you baby, put another four
on the board. There it is.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Show now Adam four will tie this game for the
third time.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Fight will win? Are you there, Adam? Ready to go?
Speaker 7 (29:18):
I'm ready and go.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
A rose is one of these? A daisy you drink this?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
H two O.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
A bee makes this? It's sweet.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
A baby dog is a puppy. Got up.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
You look at yourself in this and it reflects.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Wow, man, good job, good job.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
All right, that's just waiting. Waitn is peaking right now.
Let her let her go.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
This is it, this is it's just a little jig.
That's a little dancy dance.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
All right, boys, Well that was good man. Dicky came
up a little short, giving another shot down the road.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Oh buddy, play.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
I appreciate the shout out. I want to do a
shout out.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Yeah, go ahead, Hey to the third Id and Hinsville,
y'all go boys that.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Boy, Dicky, appreciate you and your boys and Adam and Knoxville. Congratulations.
You got the big old pack of bullsnot headed your
way right on.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
Hey, good game, Dickey, good game, Good game, dude.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Hey, tend to see one warn.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
Yeah, yeah, won't the last either. Here you.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
And Dick Bardy, Yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
Man, appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. Baby question, comeboy,
Jimmy Barlow out of rolling over Virginia. Jimmy says the
bit with a guy calling his brother Randy, telling him
that Earn Heart's tough. We were just thinking about her
and arts number one fair. It was going back over
the years.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Good request, Jimmy. We'll get you coming up next. Good morning,
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it's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Something you'd like to hear about this time Monday through Friday,
after we finished playing word the word that's helping the
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over Virginia gets his requests Right now.
Speaker 7 (31:59):
It's three again. And you hear about miss turn heart
re injuring yourself. Well he did, bless his heart, he
reinjured the show off. Yes, he was practicing on a caterpillar.
He was practicing on a caterpillar. He can take a
(32:19):
candle buller and run most sport drivers. He's tired right now,
your third cup. But I tell you what. He made
a mistake. He forgot fight in his seat, boy up,
and he fell off and the caterpillar went over him.
Of course over ball newsbody made him mad. He jumped
up from my and grabbed slow summer, started meeting the
(32:42):
cattle pillar and reinjured the show off. He bright. Now
you forget when the caddollar right over, he crossed ever
upon everybody. His realt was sticking through his shirt. That
made him lad Redney. I'm playing humber. He started meeting
the calpullar. I ain't want right now he times. Don't
(33:07):
you never forget it? He your ferry can't car upon
anybody crushed by a caterpillar. Main mad. He cribbed plenty
ummery town and started meeting the Kelihiller people can do
that right now. Don't you never get any time? Be
(33:29):
time you're ferry top, your boy will be mad. You
just waiting as will yep carry up. Don't you never
forget it? Tough people, I try, I always poor from
(33:56):
mister hug he will.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Ah you know what he is? Tough ye shut off?
(34:42):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
That's a big show on the radio. You like us
track for your Halloween album, John Boyn. But there's bit
box at the bigshow dot com keyword swingers, It's time
to act.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Like k leave tat alone. She ain't I told you
she ain't wearing a Halloween cockta and she always dressed
like that, Yo, Nothing but leve for your tater. Yo,
what's up? Welcome to a sich the place to golf
(35:17):
all the f one one you need for all your
h what.
Speaker 12 (35:20):
You call afro sensational relationshimps dig this dea ike. I
know you get a lot of mail, But couldn't you
please move this to the top of the list as
it is time sensitive.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
My wife requires a great deal of romantic attention.
Speaker 12 (35:36):
In fact, it's more than I can possibly handle and
still hold down a job. Sounds like she's the one
he's holding down. I am almost in traction. I can't
believe she is not satisfied. I've always thought my wife
was playing around to take up the slack, but I
never had proof. Now she wants to have a wild
(35:57):
Halloween party where no one can reveal their ideaanity, and
she has also talked about how things could get out
of control. I'm not quite sure how I feel about
all this. Do you think she's setting me up for
some kind of supernatural sex romp? Signed Rick in Richmond.
Dear Rick, Well, there's good news and there's bad news.
(36:19):
The bad news is yes, she is setting you up.
The good news is yes, she is.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Setting you up.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Damn brother, where'd you.
Speaker 12 (36:32):
Find this freak? I tell you, man, my bee I
just has been this wild. I might not have kicked
them off to the car. You living with a stone
cold what's called a nymphom interact. But you're not sure
how you feel about all this man, what's up with
your man? Forget all them kids, that candy nonsense. This
(36:57):
is your chance to have the Halloween of a lifetime.
Ah let me preach on it now. If you want
my honest pro opinion, I'd say she already started that
Halloween partry. Sound to me, Mike, like your little trick
been treating the whole neighborhood.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
You did.
Speaker 12 (37:16):
The way she been spreading the love around you. Just
lucky a bunch of horned villagers ain't showed up at
your dog with torches in the case of Semur looking
for that skanking stein monster you's married too. I tell
you this girl flat puts the hoe in horror, the
boo in booty, and the ogre in orgie. I say,
(37:38):
let the games begin, because don't forget you invited to
get it.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Well, if you smart, you will get it.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
That is.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
That's right, brother, Fair is fair? Ain't no sense in
her doing everybody.
Speaker 12 (37:56):
Now, look, if tramp Pyraate is gonna fight over all
her little testostrophied man hose for a little fright night freaking,
than you better make sure there's a few spooky and
hooches for you to steal a little Cabby from you
did whatever you do. Don't count on her inviting none, no, no.
Women's all about their own self. You hoping she gonna
(38:18):
call in the brides or scankuler for you, and you're
most likely gonna wind up with the hooker from the
crack lagoon. Take care of your own business and just
a little anybody heads up. Stay away from any guy
who shows up dressed like a bunnet or a princess.
(38:39):
Chances are they is at the wrong party or is day.
Maybe your whole whole lot can't get it and you
thought out of that, or she thinks you got a
different kind of sweet too, a good luck without that,
So have that it, brother, Get y'all punkin on and
after halloweeny if you still can't tolerate her ways yet,
(39:02):
get broom out from under that weaction and use it
the sweet part of the curve, and if you feel
like it, stick the toyo boot in a crack of
butter finger ha.
Speaker 8 (39:11):
Ha, get it.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
This is ike trick, a treat and pace out if
you want to ag Zike.
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