May 6, 2025 • 42 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has this week’s “What to Watch”.. Married Man foils the plans of his arch nemesis, Separated Man.. - We check in with Hoyt to find out how Delbert did during Cinco de Mayo.. - We send Dub back to the golf course in an edition of John Boy & Billy Playhouse.. - Mark Packer checks in with this weeks update on the week in College Sports.. - We’ll revisit one of the pilot episodes for the failed TV series, “Life With Carl”.. - and we’ll wrap things up with a tip of the Big Show hat to Mothers Day with Ike Turner’s “Your Mamma is So Fat - Episode 1”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, got the Beaseha on the radio. We were
talking about the NASCAR race and PGA tournament Game seven
of the Warriors in Houston.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
We got to mention.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Taters from Texas as well. So we'll be playing with
a big old' happy herd prize bag and beat the
blonde in minutes. But first, as promised action.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode three
Angry Men. As our story opens, dub General, Tom and
their pal Doctor Beeper are on the seventh hole at
Brushy Wood Country Club.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
As an if I've seen my ball, eh, if I
had a guess, I'd say this over in that bunker
on the left.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Oh, I tell you, having a rough time after that
second shot on number four. I didn't think he was
ever coming back.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah, I was so far back in the woods. I
saw skelt and sitting on the bulldozer.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's here's way Dubber. Dubber isn't a titleist. I think
this is it right over here.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Oh thanks Doc, Okay, fella, here goes nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Hold up them into dub It seemed three guys in
front of us and just now getting to the green.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Okay, those guys must be holding up us all day.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I've been a member of this club for almost thirty years,
and I've never seen such an optitude on the cars.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
There goes Carl, the greenskeeping. Maybe he knows who they are. Hey, Carl,
come over here a second.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
How's you going to double Burg?
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Good winning your generalship, Good morning, your doctor news.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Say it, Carl? Do you know anything about that group
playing us ahead of us?
Speaker 7 (01:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
That's the slowest tree somebody ever seen in my life.
Speaker 8 (01:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
And the Tsar's golfers too. None of them has a
hit a good shot all day?
Speaker 9 (01:48):
What are they blind?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Can acy question? Have you been ni?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
As a matter of fact, they are blamed though. That's
the Breshy Wood Angels.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Excuse me, did you say the Brushywood Angels.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Yeah, ex firefighters from Station number twelve.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
The way they are playing, I wish they were golfers.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Carl, I think he has I'll tell you what, Well,
why do they call them the brushy Wood Angels?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Well, remember that big fire we had a tea clubhouse
a couple of years ago.
Speaker 9 (02:24):
Of course I do, Carl.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'll get on with it.
Speaker 8 (02:25):
Man.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Those three guys they were in the crew that came
to put the fire out. There was the big fifty
gallon drummer Kerosene, you know, one of those great big
boys in one of the outbuildings, and the whole thing exploded.
Shrapnel went everywhere, blinded all three of them, blinded them. Yeah,
but they still managed to hold onto the hose, snuffed
the fire and save the clubhouse.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Hey did they do that?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
He did have another wind go ahead. The president of
the club was so gratefully made him honorary lifetime members.
He said they could play the course anytime they wanted
for free. Listen, guys, I got to get over and
work on the greens at number twelve. I'll see you, guys.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Leader sing a Lander, Carl Blond godfers.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Though, you know, I feel kind of get you about
bad math in themorrow day. I think I'll call Reverend
Nicholson get him to put them part fellows on the
prayer list over church.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You know, I have a friend who's an eye surgeon.
He's experimenting with some advanced transplant procedures. Maybe Arn'll give
him a call and see if there's anything he could
do for those fellows.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, good idea, ain't you got nothing to say for yourself.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Yeah, why can't they just play at night?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Stune
up again next time when we'll hear dubbsy four.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
All right, now, let's turn our attentions that Texas girl
mar said, tell you them around. Let's play Beat the
Blood eight hundred Big show you toll free line. We'll
get a contestant play next.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That's a big show on the radio running through your
Tuesday May six feature Dragman to make Show Bedbox. It's
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At the bigshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
All right, it's time more Beat the Blonde, and here's
our contestant. I'm a hazel green mama. It's married. Good morning, married,
were all some man?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Welcome in here, Bunny. You know what we're gonna do, Bunny.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
We'll ask Titu some questions. She'll answer to the best
of her ability. Supposedly, you agree, disagree to be before
two buzzers gorgeous and you win. All right, all right,
let's uh start out with a question about lemons. Dada Excellent,
which contains more actual lemons? Lemon pledge, Furniture polish or
(05:38):
Country Time Lemonade?
Speaker 10 (05:40):
First of all, who's drinking lemon Pledge? Although it does
smell good, I'm gonna say, from my clean days, Country
Time lemonade has more lemons in it than Lemon Pledge.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
That says, Country Time lemonade has more lemons than Lemon Pledge?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Barry, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I'm going to have to disagree on this?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And that was yes, lemon pledge contains more actual lemons.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Get out of here.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I will not.
Speaker 10 (06:15):
I'll taste it later.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I don't say nothing about drinking.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
To that.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
All right, then there's a bell for burrying now.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Crocodile tears syndrome is an actual nerve disorder that makes
people cry when they do something.
Speaker 10 (06:36):
What when they vote.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
Choices?
Speaker 11 (06:44):
Actually some cry.
Speaker 10 (06:54):
This nerve disorder happens when they eat.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Crocodile tears syndrome. You cry when you eat? All right, Barry,
you agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Well, at this time, I'm not sure.
Speaker 12 (07:06):
So I'm going to agree to take so.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Agree with her?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
For go where.
Speaker 11 (07:13):
Let's meat.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Barr.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You got it, buddy, We get the price back to
you down Hazel Green.
Speaker 12 (07:26):
All right, John, Well, thank you so much, budd.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
I appreciate y'all so much.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Y'all have fun, man, Thank you Barr. All right, buddy,
hang on with a jacket. All right, we're jumping out,
catching you up on your news. Right on the other size, I.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Tuesday Morning Time capsules, get alive, then jump into playhouse.
Speaker 13 (08:17):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
John Bone, Billy Mad Max.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Dear, how's it going.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Well, let's see, I'm fifty five years old, I'm white,
I'm straight. My wife thinks I'm an idiot, my kids
think I'm an ATM machine, and my doctor's about to
make me spend a whole day sitting on the toilet.
So I just take a camera up my button, have
a look around.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You think it's going sounds like you mad there, Bunny,
Butter know I'm mad.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
I'm maddering about of hammers. Wait, that's how dumb I you. Well. Anyway,
today's topic is TV sucks, and I think I figured
out why the way I said, there's two basic problems. First,
of all, we got too many dad gum channels. I
hate to sound like Pee Paul at the waffle house here,
(09:20):
but when I was growing up, TV had four channels, ABC, NBC, CBS,
and some weird UHF station that was nothing but Holy
Rollers in real estate AGA. Now today the table Company
will feed you as many channels as you'll take. You
have six hundred different channels. You want four hbos, you
(09:43):
got it. ESPN Channel shows nothing but college soccer from
nineteen seventy eight, Done Food Channel in Spanish. No problem off.
Now you might think having six hundred channels would be better.
Not turns out it's worse, a lot worse. Ain't need
(10:04):
six hundred shows and I were to fill up all
the channels, Let's face it, there ain't been six hundred
good ideas. And the whole history of television. We all
remember the good classic shows be Witched, All in the
Family in Rockford Files, but nobody remembers the crap shows
they put on between the good ones. Forever great sitcom
(10:26):
starring Dick Van Dyke, there was a third starring Jerry
Van Dyke and his mama that died and came back
as a car. Remember that one my mother the car.
It was kind of like night Rider, except Luther from
Coach was doing the driving. And this was way back
when they only had to fill up four channels. Now
(10:47):
that we got six hundred, you think the third ratio
is gone down take again, which brings up the second
problem with television. We started letting way too many people
be on It. Used to be people on TV were
called entertainers because they knew how to do something, you know, entertaining.
(11:09):
Now we got reality TV. All you need is a
boob job and a bad attitude. Who's on TV lately?
Mitchie housewives, fat women that hoard stuff, grease balls from
New Jersey, pregnant teenagers please either the kind of people
I spend my whole life trying to get away from us?
(11:30):
But Max. Nowadays people want to watch real people on TV. No,
women and gay guys want to watch real people on TV.
Men are not interested in real people. That's why we're
watching TV. And when it comes to entertainment, men they
ain't that hard to please. Now when a man turns
(11:51):
on the TV, he's looking to see one of three things.
Sports scores, a pair of boobies are good, fart Joe,
you want to hook the mail audience. Here's your show,
A girl with big boobies parts while she reads sportscre
are's you at your TV people, B're getting the housewives
and horners and homos. We won't airon Andrews in a
(12:15):
tube top beating a burritos. Let us know what time
it'll be on, and we're there till then set out,
shut up, learn in my life, John Boy Di, y'all
have a nice day, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 14 (12:30):
Hey, that's quite a voice you've got there. You ever
think about doing radio? Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Sports with a pac Man in about twenty minutes from Rodnow, Hey,
Rod now Zach, Hello friends.
Speaker 13 (13:16):
Your old pal Burt Burn here with another fungus spreading
edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode The
Animal Agent. As our story opens, the director of a
retirement community is trying to book some entertainment for the
old folks. Hi and welcome. I'm Maurice Hansen, owner of
Critter Media. You must be Missus Jablotski for the old
(13:37):
folks home.
Speaker 10 (13:38):
Getty Gizzer's Retirement Community.
Speaker 13 (13:41):
Got you got, you got you Got You Got you.
So you're looking for some entertainment for your residency.
Speaker 10 (13:45):
Yes, they love animals, and I'm just looking for some
options to have during their afternoon tea.
Speaker 11 (13:51):
Gots you got you Got You Got you? Okay, will Will?
Speaker 13 (13:53):
You got a tiger who does a high wire act
in juggles Hershey's kisses.
Speaker 10 (13:57):
Oh, no, that sounds too dangerous.
Speaker 11 (13:59):
The tiger was very tame.
Speaker 10 (14:00):
Oh, it's not the tiger, it's the chocolate. Some of
our folks are bad beaty.
Speaker 11 (14:04):
Oh got you got you Got You Got you got you.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (14:06):
We got a performing seal that could play a number
of musical instruments.
Speaker 11 (14:10):
Does he sing well only after he's had a few drinks?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (14:14):
What kind of music?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yacht rock?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (14:16):
I think that might be a bit up tempo for
our folks.
Speaker 13 (14:19):
Got you Got you Got you Got you got you?
Oh we got we got a crocodile that does impressions.
Speaker 11 (14:23):
Pass a bill? You're playing armadillo?
Speaker 13 (14:26):
Nah, a cobra that does tax returns too jewish.
Speaker 10 (14:29):
What we need is something unusual but nice and s
a date low key, you know, so it won't get
them too riled up.
Speaker 13 (14:36):
Got you got You Got You got you got you? Hey,
how about a Gary the gibbon. He never says a word.
All he does is card tricks.
Speaker 10 (14:44):
Okay, now that sounds good.
Speaker 11 (14:47):
Great, consider it booked. Let's try a mellow gibbon around
the old folks teeth.
Speaker 13 (14:58):
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After we slid in Joe's Tako, when we're celebrating Sinko
de Mayo with our neighbors Mexico, So I got You're.
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Welcome when you live, we all keep in the sticks.
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It's truck to find the police to s up less.
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You stop at the place that's got everything. Joe Ticle.
Selection makes bad and the prices are low. Joe Taxicle
to keep them prices down. You never know when you
(17:24):
get a surprise. He's got USB cables and ambishing supplies.
I'll be hot dogs two for a buck. You're in luck,
Joe's Texicle. If you never really bendon, you don't really know.
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Joe.
Speaker 18 (17:44):
Texicle.
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The cold is bear in town.
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Think about all the money you'll save. Throw a frozen
bowl rito in low microway desk amp tampon shotgun shells.
What the hell, Joe Txicle. If you've never really bending,
you don't really know Joe Txicle.
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Call this beard in the town.
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Jos Texicle. Selection makes bad and the press are low.
Joe Ticle keeps them prices down. Talking about the ticles. Oh,
(18:55):
Joe's at the Txicle twenty bus at the texic Cool.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
It's a little slice.
Speaker 18 (19:04):
Of heaven at the Texicole.
Speaker 19 (19:06):
Taxi come Texan col TIXI, come TIXI, Come.
Speaker 18 (19:24):
Old Joe at the texic Cool. He's keeping them crisis down.
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Speaker 2 (19:54):
Good morning, Pack.
Speaker 20 (19:56):
Good morning John boy.
Speaker 12 (19:58):
Life's treating you guys. Okay, before we get started today, Johnny,
I want to wish a happy anniversary to my beautiful wife, Amy.
We are celebrating our thirtieth anniversary this morning. So again,
you know I wouldn't say that to anybody but my
wife and to you and your listeners, right, I just
think it's that important anniversary.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Way to go, Amy, I know you've been to a lot.
Speaker 12 (20:22):
That's exactly Oh you got that right. And by the way,
for everyone listening, be sure to pray for me because
this Saturday, my oldest daughter Gigi is getting married, and
so I've already had people say pack you better take
a nap, and no, I.
Speaker 20 (20:37):
Don't need a napp. What I need is alone a loan.
Speaker 12 (20:47):
So between anniversary parties and then rehearsal dinners and wedding receptions.
Speaker 20 (20:53):
And all that.
Speaker 12 (20:54):
Uh, if you don't hear from me again, I have
moved to an island far far.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Do you enjoy this time as much as possible, Bundy?
I know you will.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (21:06):
And if you're watching the news and at least the Charlotte.
Speaker 12 (21:09):
Area and it's like sixty two.
Speaker 20 (21:11):
Year old man breaks ankles during father daughter dance, you'll go, oh,
that had to be pac Man. Yes, that was the
pac Man. You know he asked for a C D
C is the wedding song and apparently got turned down.
And look what happens how that works?
Speaker 10 (21:26):
He found himself in ballroom classes.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
That's it.
Speaker 20 (21:30):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 12 (21:31):
You know what three months of ballroom dancing and it's
going to all come down to the most powerful pack
sixty seconds of my life coming up from Saturday while
wearing your tuxedo and sweating for fu.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Absolutely.
Speaker 12 (21:47):
And you want to know about sports, you tell me
what's more pressure.
Speaker 20 (21:50):
Packed than that? Right there, John Boyd? Nothing Game seven.
Speaker 12 (21:54):
I know Jackie's excited with Golden State winning the other
night in the games. Now it's got nothing to do
with it other than walking your daughter down the aisle
knowing that two hours from how there's not enough bourbon
in Mecklenburg County to.
Speaker 20 (22:07):
Get you through that daddy daughter dance.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
That's all the other do Hey, well, good news pack.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Somebody is supposed to pick up a check. That should
be the best man to pay the preacher.
Speaker 20 (22:16):
So I got that going for me that which is nice. Yeah,
that's exactly right.
Speaker 12 (22:25):
But as far as the world is sports, because I mentioned,
I know Jackie's fired up because Golden State went on
the road Game seven, knocking off Houston, and so he
got the NBA playoffs rocking and rolling, and of course
out West, Okay season number one team, they got Denver,
Golden State's got Minnesota that's a six and a seven
seat moving on the next round. And in the East,
you know Indiana and octof Cleveland in game one, you
(22:46):
got Boston, New York going on. So NBA Playoffs are
front and center this week, which would be great. And
of course some big news I guess over the weekend
with Greg Popovich when the all time great coaches stepping
down and retiring and again just an amazing run with
what you able to do out in San Antonio.
Speaker 20 (23:02):
So kind of a big week for the NBA from
all that stuff.
Speaker 12 (23:05):
But John Boyd, you know I cover college sports, right
and I couldn't help.
Speaker 20 (23:10):
But no, and again, the college landscape.
Speaker 12 (23:12):
Is about as screwed up as I've ever seen it,
between the transfer portal, name, image and likeness and everything else.
Speaker 20 (23:17):
But I saw a story over the weekend.
Speaker 12 (23:19):
And I don't care where you fall from a Democrat
Republican standpoint, but I saw that Donald Trump last week
gave the commencement speech at the University of Alabama, and
the guy that introduced him was Nick Saban, a legendary
all time great coach, and apparently they have had conversations.
And now Donald Trump, the President of the United States,
(23:40):
is considering an executive order towards greater scrutiny against nil
and college sports. So I mean, as if the college
sports scene is screwed up, the ads can't figure it out,
the presidents can't figure it out, They've leaned towards congressing
together together, and now Nick Saban is sitting down with
Donald Trump to go, hey man, we need to straighten
(24:00):
this o. This college football in the South.
Speaker 20 (24:01):
Two dog on important. We got this thing so screwed up.
Speaker 12 (24:04):
Maybe you could come up with an executive order. So
if you're trying to figure out what's up Pallid sports,
your guess is as good as mine.
Speaker 20 (24:11):
But that's the latest on that front.
Speaker 18 (24:14):
Crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Don't don't let Elon and his young geniuses that probably
never played sports go in turn them loose on the
ni L money.
Speaker 20 (24:24):
Oh my god. But I saw that story and just went,
oh my god.
Speaker 12 (24:27):
But you know what, as screwed up as it is,
maybe Donald Trump can straighten the thing out.
Speaker 20 (24:30):
I mean, I got no idea what the next step
is going to be.
Speaker 12 (24:34):
But again, grab your popcorn. It gives you always something
to talk about.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Tariffs on Auburn.
Speaker 12 (24:43):
Well, I did see that maybe the most crooked team
that I can think of in recent memories of Michigan,
Jim harbaught won a national championship.
Speaker 20 (24:51):
They went on probation.
Speaker 12 (24:53):
I didn't even know they were still under investigation for
a new possible and uh breaking the rules. But I
saw that third oach your own more. He's gonna have
to serve a two game suspension. And I'm thinking how
many guys were cheating at Michigan. I mean, I know
they won the national. That one Harball got out of town.
He didn't cooperate with him. He said, screw it, I'm
doing the NFL, but apparently Michigan's gonna meet with the
(25:14):
NCAA again next month. I didn't know you can go
into probation twice like that. I mean, that's kind of crazy,
but who knows. Again, we're living in crazy times, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yes we are, buddy. We got you making sense of
it for so we appreciate.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
Yeah, yeah, you got that right.
Speaker 20 (25:31):
Listen, I know that much.
Speaker 12 (25:32):
Next week I'll be talking to you from the great
state of Florida. The ACC spring meetings or underway next Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday next week, and there could be some news there
from maybe basketball scheduling standpoint. We'll find out if Bill
Belichick makes an appearance. So I'll try to get you
up to speed with all that stuff when we touch
base next week.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
That'll be awesome. Will you enjoy your anniversary with your
lovely bride, Amy, enjoy your daughter's wedding this weekend? Packing,
and well, we'll pull yourself together next week.
Speaker 20 (26:01):
That's it.
Speaker 12 (26:02):
And if you don't hear from me, you'll know why.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Hardy gout to.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
You hitting Florida on Monday. Al right, pack, thank you, buddy.
Speaker 20 (26:13):
You'll be good with you.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
All right, man, that's Martin Packer. I don't know shit,
hass we gonna take some time off acc TV words.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Well yeah, come on, man, enjoy it. Right to check
you'll be all right?
Speaker 9 (26:24):
Did well?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Let's play wordy word.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Y'all want eight hundred big show you told free line.
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next. Good morning,
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it's a big show on the radio, running through your
Tuesday MAYSI beature track for the big show. Bit box
all about Mama's head toward Mama Day, excite Mama's so fat.
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Chapter one. Maybe it'll be all right by chapter two.
I'm checking out that mama that.
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The big box at the may Joe dot conflict on.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Their contest one you can't get to We'll call you.
Speaker 21 (27:20):
Let's not everybody's head about the bed, the.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Word any word that the worthy word.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
We got Jeff from Rocky Mount, North Carolina. Good morning, Jeff, Hey,
John boy and nobody welcome. And we got Frank kind
of Saudi Days in Tennessee. Good morning, Frank, good morning buddy.
All right, boys, welcome North Carolina, Mersus Tennessee. It'll be
(27:48):
John Boy and Jeff Tatar and Frank. Okay, all right, boss,
well Frank, you relax and let's see what me and
Jeff can put on.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
The board here.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
All right, boys words dealing with traditional marriages? Does this
mean between a man and a woman?
Speaker 10 (28:09):
Whatever you hold?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Well, Jeff, let's see what we can do. Buddy, are
you ready?
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Let's cut all right.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Start the clock. Now.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
The ceremony when you get married, Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 9 (28:29):
I'm marrying her because I'm in love.
Speaker 11 (28:33):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I'm the husband.
Speaker 20 (28:35):
She's a wife.
Speaker 21 (28:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Another word of he or she is your what who
you're married to?
Speaker 18 (28:43):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Uh huh. All right, you make one of these to him?
I make a blank to you for the rest of
our lives. It's a wow.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
No, it's another word for it for some reason. Yeah,
we got in there, but I started right. Jem put
a four on the board. So we leave Tater and
Frank picking up on that last one. Frank, are you ready, sir?
And go.
Speaker 10 (29:08):
He won't marry me because he's scared of making a.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
Yes, we did.
Speaker 10 (29:14):
When you're married, you're married for.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
Your entire blank. Yes, this is the trip you take
after you get married.
Speaker 11 (29:25):
Oh, you go on to what.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
Yes, yes, I'm the wife, he's the Yep. This is
when you break up your marriage.
Speaker 7 (29:40):
All right here?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Then we made it out there.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Oh five on the board, Taylor and Frank taking the
lead by one. Oh right, Jeff, Let's see what we
can do for round two?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (29:53):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (29:53):
John Baller's rock road?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
All right, starting to clock.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Now we're married. Now we want to have some No
children another word for children? But baby?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
No, another word?
Speaker 9 (30:07):
Another word?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
No, another word, another word? We got three?
Speaker 10 (30:12):
What you may have said it? Say it again?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
What did you say it?
Speaker 12 (30:15):
I said children?
Speaker 8 (30:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
No, another word? We got two and a half. What
I mean three? The average family?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Two?
Speaker 9 (30:26):
What three?
Speaker 7 (30:28):
Were we were?
Speaker 18 (30:30):
No?
Speaker 11 (30:33):
All right?
Speaker 7 (30:33):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Is right?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
We did not. Frank has done won this game five
to four. We didn't get one.
Speaker 11 (30:40):
I'm so confused.
Speaker 10 (30:42):
It just said there, Oh.
Speaker 9 (30:45):
God, the word.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Frank. Do you know what the word is? Kids?
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Yeah, kids?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, just going to bring that one up. But dog
gone it with Frank, sat the days he wins. If
you can play again anytime, buddy, we appreciate you. All
right later, all right, my boy, look at you, Frank
with the prize back on one.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Round one of the few one wound. I'm gonna be
quiet now.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Any good idea?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah, thanks, good morning. I got the big show on
a rating. I'm moving on next segment. It's the bit
request in the morning every Monday through Friday about this time,
hit us help on the John Boy Miller facebook page.
David Rankin out of Stanton, Virginia says, I'd like to
hear any Carl Childers. All right, David would do it
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(32:04):
By request jombar David Ringing out of Stanton, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Here is David's request.
Speaker 14 (32:13):
It's time for Life with Carl, brought to you by
the makers of hard Graves, potted Meat, chuck full of
peckers and lips since nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 21 (32:27):
Melender.
Speaker 10 (32:28):
Come home, Hey Carl, What in the world happened to you?
Speaker 21 (32:35):
I was a helping a city feller.
Speaker 10 (32:38):
I sense a story.
Speaker 21 (32:41):
Well, I was up to mister Bill Cox's place. Are
helping him patch up at old barn of his this
county tax fellar. He come out for a visit. While
they was a talking. I excuse myself to use a toilet.
Speaker 10 (32:55):
That was polite.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yes, I'm mister.
Speaker 21 (32:58):
Bill Cox put him in an outhouse. I darn he
upgraded it a.
Speaker 10 (33:02):
Bit A two seedar a two seater, you can't hide money.
Speaker 21 (33:11):
So I was just sitting there reading the funny papers
from last Sunday. And before I could finish finding out
what Judge Parker was going to do with that burglar Feller,
and the door swung opening that County taxman. He's a
standing there. He's doing that same dance you do, and
you got to use a toilet.
Speaker 10 (33:29):
The Prairie dog in poker.
Speaker 21 (33:34):
Match of one. I told him I was going to
be a while. He was more than welcome to have
a seat.
Speaker 20 (33:39):
What did he do?
Speaker 18 (33:41):
Well?
Speaker 21 (33:42):
They weren't too excited about it, but I reckon he
didn't want to miss the fancy breches he his. So
he sat there spelled. I read the funny papers to
him to pass the time.
Speaker 11 (33:54):
That's nice.
Speaker 21 (33:56):
Then he finished his business. He stood up and he's
pulling up his drawers. A handful of change fell out
and went down the hole. You could see he was
a mine put out by it. So I stood up,
took a ten dollar bill out of my wallet and
dropped it down the hole.
Speaker 11 (34:14):
Why did he do that?
Speaker 21 (34:16):
That's what he said.
Speaker 11 (34:17):
What did you say?
Speaker 21 (34:19):
I said, Well, I sure ain't going down there for
thirty five cents.
Speaker 10 (34:25):
You've always been money smart, Carl.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Life with Carl is filmed before a live studio audience.
Speaker 21 (34:33):
What's putting money in a toilet purl? Let's putting money
in a toilet furn.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Good morning, That Biggy show's on the radio. You need
to give the idea of a mother's day. God boy't
been the album Mama.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Listen to the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Oh, you can't miss keywords for this fat Mama, the
bet box, the Big.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Show, dot God. We'll go.
Speaker 15 (35:23):
And it's time to Axeike Patrick, don't put that omrill
on the seats of the bro hands. Every time I
turn a corner, coming over here, I slide over to
the pastor side.
Speaker 9 (35:39):
Yo, what's up?
Speaker 15 (35:42):
Welcome to x Eich the place to golf all the
form on one you need for all your uh uh?
What's called hoochie personal relationship?
Speaker 9 (35:53):
What is that smell?
Speaker 8 (35:56):
Kater?
Speaker 9 (35:56):
What are you eating over there?
Speaker 19 (35:58):
Lean pocket?
Speaker 15 (36:01):
It smelled like a foot pocket, smell like a back pocket.
Speaker 9 (36:06):
What it smelled like?
Speaker 15 (36:08):
Why don't you just do yourself a favor? He ain't
get a turkey flavored salt liquor, digny. I talk to
you later, dear ike. I'm having a problem with my
wife to the club, my brother. She is always making
(36:28):
fun of my parents. Oh hell no. She called them,
hey see dan Goober's because they never went to college
and worked blue collar job. I love my folks and
they raised me and my brother just fine. We didn't
have much, but we never went without. On the other hand,
her mother is a monster, ain't they all. She is
(36:52):
single because her husband ran out years ago, probably because
he was hungry.
Speaker 9 (36:58):
She bigger than average in size water buffalo.
Speaker 15 (37:02):
She wind up spending a lot of time at our house,
and she and my wife spend hours dog in my family.
I wanta fight back, but I'm not exactly a quick wit.
Can you help me? Dogged in durn Dear dog sounded like, Oh,
you got to do to solve the mom zilla problem
is put a padlock on that pantry. The real question
(37:23):
is how do you how do you ever hook up
with a trifling hole like that?
Speaker 9 (37:25):
To begin with? Man, what what's up with that.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Woman?
Speaker 15 (37:31):
Talk about my mama like that? She gonna find her
wellly belongings on the curb right next to her righteously
kicking booted. My brother, it is time you fought back.
And I'm not suggesting you give her a cramdon that's
the one way ticket to the movie. But you got
to get on an even playing field with that sanctifying bizoch.
(37:52):
So let me preach on it, my brother. Yeah, it's
time to embrace afire your uh uh uh what you
call in a smart act. The key is not to
pull the verbal punches. Man, go right for the gut
her mama's gut. Lord knows you got some big enough
Tarllet try a few of these out, old skank Mammy,
(38:14):
Your mama's so fat. I had to take a train
of two buses just to get to her good side.
Speaker 9 (38:23):
Your mama so fat.
Speaker 15 (38:24):
Her measurements are thirty six twenty four to thirty six feet.
When she dances, she makes the band skip. When she
played hide and Seek, they found her behind Texas. The
(38:47):
horse on her jaydashed jeans is real, Your mama so fat.
On Halloween, she says, trick or meat loaf. She went
to the Christmas parade and they put ropes on her,
(39:10):
Your mama so fat. Her sexy underwear is an abcdefg string.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
Your Mama so fat. She's diagnosed with a flesh.
Speaker 15 (39:22):
Eating disease and the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Speaker 9 (39:33):
Lean pocket. She doesn't have a doctor. She has a groundskeeper.
She don't have love handles. She got a roll bar.
Your Mama so fat.
Speaker 15 (39:51):
She got smaller fat women over and around us.
Speaker 9 (39:59):
Her cereal ball o came with a lifeguard. Your Mama
so fat.
Speaker 15 (40:07):
Her ass has its own congressman.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I hate to be part of that district.
Speaker 15 (40:18):
The elephants throw her peanuts. Your Mama so fat. She
got to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in
the other. Every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
(40:38):
Every time she wear corduroy jeans, she start a forest
fire when she crosses the street. Cars look out for her.
Your Mama so fat. Her blood type is ragou. She
got arrested for freebason Ham. She made weight watchers go blind.
(41:06):
She fell in love and broke it. The last time
she saw nine O two one oh. It was on
the scale. She stepped out of talking scale and it
said damn. After she got off the magarround, they had
(41:28):
to put the horse down. I hope that helped my
brother and made lots more where that came from. Now
now that this is where I tell you to break
your foot off in the crack of her butt. But
judging from the size of that butt, you might really
just break your foot off.
Speaker 7 (41:49):
This is ike.
Speaker 9 (41:51):
He's out.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
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Box seventy six sixty three, charlottedn't see two eight two
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That's got its old congressman, get it.
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Good morning, got the Beaseha on the radio. We were
talking about the NASCAR race and PGA tournament Game seven
of the Warriors in Houston.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
We got to mention.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Taters from Texas as well. So we'll be playing with
a big old' happy herd prize bag and beat the
blonde in minutes. But first, as promised action.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode three
Angry Men. As our story opens, dub General, Tom and
their pal Doctor Beeper are on the seventh hole at
Brushy Wood Country Club.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
As an if I've seen my ball, eh, if I
had a guess, I'd say this over in that bunker
on the left.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Oh, I tell you, having a rough time after that
second shot on number four. I didn't think he was
ever coming back.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah, I was so far back in the woods. I
saw skelt and sitting on the bulldozer.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's here's way Dubber. Dubber isn't a titleist. I think
this is it right over here.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Oh thanks Doc, Okay, fella, here goes nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Hold up them into dub It seemed three guys in
front of us and just now getting to the green.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Okay, those guys must be holding up us all day.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I've been a member of this club for almost thirty years,
and I've never seen such an optitude on the cars.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
There goes Carl, the greenskeeping. Maybe he knows who they are. Hey, Carl,
come over here a second.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
How's you going to double Burg?
Speaker 6 (01:31):
Good winning your generalship, Good morning, your doctor news.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Say it, Carl? Do you know anything about that group
playing us ahead of us?
Speaker 7 (01:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
That's the slowest tree somebody ever seen in my life.
Speaker 8 (01:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
And the Tsar's golfers too. None of them has a
hit a good shot all day?
Speaker 9 (01:48):
What are they blind?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Can acy question? Have you been ni?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
As a matter of fact, they are blamed though. That's
the Breshy Wood Angels.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Excuse me, did you say the Brushywood Angels.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
Yeah, ex firefighters from Station number twelve.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
The way they are playing, I wish they were golfers.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Carl, I think he has I'll tell you what, Well,
why do they call them the brushy Wood Angels?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Well, remember that big fire we had a tea clubhouse
a couple of years ago.
Speaker 9 (02:24):
Of course I do, Carl.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'll get on with it.
Speaker 8 (02:25):
Man.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Those three guys they were in the crew that came
to put the fire out. There was the big fifty
gallon drummer Kerosene, you know, one of those great big
boys in one of the outbuildings, and the whole thing exploded.
Shrapnel went everywhere, blinded all three of them, blinded them. Yeah,
but they still managed to hold onto the hose, snuffed
the fire and save the clubhouse.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Hey did they do that?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
He did have another wind go ahead. The president of
the club was so gratefully made him honorary lifetime members.
He said they could play the course anytime they wanted
for free. Listen, guys, I got to get over and
work on the greens at number twelve. I'll see you, guys.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Leader sing a Lander, Carl Blond godfers.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Though, you know, I feel kind of get you about
bad math in themorrow day. I think I'll call Reverend
Nicholson get him to put them part fellows on the
prayer list over church.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You know, I have a friend who's an eye surgeon.
He's experimenting with some advanced transplant procedures. Maybe Arn'll give
him a call and see if there's anything he could
do for those fellows.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, good idea, ain't you got nothing to say for yourself.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Yeah, why can't they just play at night?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Stune
up again next time when we'll hear dubbsy four.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
All right, now, let's turn our attentions that Texas girl
mar said, tell you them around. Let's play Beat the
Blood eight hundred Big show you toll free line. We'll
get a contestant play next.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That's a big show on the radio running through your
Tuesday May six feature Dragman to make Show Bedbox. It's
all about mama's head toward mother's stay in this weekend
ixig Yo Mama so fat Chapter one key words fat
Mama at the midbox.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
At the bigshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
All right, it's time more Beat the Blonde, and here's
our contestant. I'm a hazel green mama. It's married. Good morning, married,
were all some man?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Welcome in here, Bunny. You know what we're gonna do, Bunny.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
We'll ask Titu some questions. She'll answer to the best
of her ability. Supposedly, you agree, disagree to be before
two buzzers gorgeous and you win. All right, all right,
let's uh start out with a question about lemons. Dada Excellent,
which contains more actual lemons? Lemon pledge, Furniture polish or
(05:38):
Country Time Lemonade?
Speaker 10 (05:40):
First of all, who's drinking lemon Pledge? Although it does
smell good, I'm gonna say, from my clean days, Country
Time lemonade has more lemons in it than Lemon Pledge.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
That says, Country Time lemonade has more lemons than Lemon Pledge?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Barry, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I'm going to have to disagree on this?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And that was yes, lemon pledge contains more actual lemons.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Get out of here.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I will not.
Speaker 10 (06:15):
I'll taste it later.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I don't say nothing about drinking.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
To that.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
All right, then there's a bell for burrying now.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Crocodile tears syndrome is an actual nerve disorder that makes
people cry when they do something.
Speaker 10 (06:36):
What when they vote.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
Choices?
Speaker 11 (06:44):
Actually some cry.
Speaker 10 (06:54):
This nerve disorder happens when they eat.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Crocodile tears syndrome. You cry when you eat? All right, Barry,
you agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Well, at this time, I'm not sure.
Speaker 12 (07:06):
So I'm going to agree to take so.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Agree with her?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
For go where.
Speaker 11 (07:13):
Let's meat.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Barr.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You got it, buddy, We get the price back to
you down Hazel Green.
Speaker 12 (07:26):
All right, John, Well, thank you so much, budd.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
I appreciate y'all so much.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Y'all have fun, man, Thank you Barr. All right, buddy,
hang on with a jacket. All right, we're jumping out,
catching you up on your news. Right on the other size, I.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Tuesday Morning Time capsules, get alive, then jump into playhouse.
Speaker 13 (08:17):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
John Bone, Billy Mad Max.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Dear, how's it going.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Well, let's see, I'm fifty five years old, I'm white,
I'm straight. My wife thinks I'm an idiot, my kids
think I'm an ATM machine, and my doctor's about to
make me spend a whole day sitting on the toilet.
So I just take a camera up my button, have
a look around.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You think it's going sounds like you mad there, Bunny,
Butter know I'm mad.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
I'm maddering about of hammers. Wait, that's how dumb I you. Well. Anyway,
today's topic is TV sucks, and I think I figured
out why the way I said, there's two basic problems. First,
of all, we got too many dad gum channels. I
hate to sound like Pee Paul at the waffle house here,
(09:20):
but when I was growing up, TV had four channels, ABC, NBC, CBS,
and some weird UHF station that was nothing but Holy
Rollers in real estate AGA. Now today the table Company
will feed you as many channels as you'll take. You
have six hundred different channels. You want four hbos, you
(09:43):
got it. ESPN Channel shows nothing but college soccer from
nineteen seventy eight, Done Food Channel in Spanish. No problem off.
Now you might think having six hundred channels would be better.
Not turns out it's worse, a lot worse. Ain't need
(10:04):
six hundred shows and I were to fill up all
the channels, Let's face it, there ain't been six hundred
good ideas. And the whole history of television. We all
remember the good classic shows be Witched, All in the
Family in Rockford Files, but nobody remembers the crap shows
they put on between the good ones. Forever great sitcom
(10:26):
starring Dick Van Dyke, there was a third starring Jerry
Van Dyke and his mama that died and came back
as a car. Remember that one my mother the car.
It was kind of like night Rider, except Luther from
Coach was doing the driving. And this was way back
when they only had to fill up four channels. Now
(10:47):
that we got six hundred, you think the third ratio
is gone down take again, which brings up the second
problem with television. We started letting way too many people
be on It. Used to be people on TV were
called entertainers because they knew how to do something, you know, entertaining.
(11:09):
Now we got reality TV. All you need is a
boob job and a bad attitude. Who's on TV lately?
Mitchie housewives, fat women that hoard stuff, grease balls from
New Jersey, pregnant teenagers please either the kind of people
I spend my whole life trying to get away from us?
(11:30):
But Max. Nowadays people want to watch real people on TV. No,
women and gay guys want to watch real people on TV.
Men are not interested in real people. That's why we're
watching TV. And when it comes to entertainment, men they
ain't that hard to please. Now when a man turns
(11:51):
on the TV, he's looking to see one of three things.
Sports scores, a pair of boobies are good, fart Joe,
you want to hook the mail audience. Here's your show,
A girl with big boobies parts while she reads sportscre
are's you at your TV people, B're getting the housewives
and horners and homos. We won't airon Andrews in a
(12:15):
tube top beating a burritos. Let us know what time
it'll be on, and we're there till then set out,
shut up, learn in my life, John Boy Di, y'all
have a nice day, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 14 (12:30):
Hey, that's quite a voice you've got there. You ever
think about doing radio? Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Sports with a pac Man in about twenty minutes from Rodnow, Hey,
Rod now Zach, Hello friends.
Speaker 13 (13:16):
Your old pal Burt Burn here with another fungus spreading
edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode The
Animal Agent. As our story opens, the director of a
retirement community is trying to book some entertainment for the
old folks. Hi and welcome. I'm Maurice Hansen, owner of
Critter Media. You must be Missus Jablotski for the old
(13:37):
folks home.
Speaker 10 (13:38):
Getty Gizzer's Retirement Community.
Speaker 13 (13:41):
Got you got, you got you Got You Got you.
So you're looking for some entertainment for your residency.
Speaker 10 (13:45):
Yes, they love animals, and I'm just looking for some
options to have during their afternoon tea.
Speaker 11 (13:51):
Gots you got you Got You Got you? Okay, will Will?
Speaker 13 (13:53):
You got a tiger who does a high wire act
in juggles Hershey's kisses.
Speaker 10 (13:57):
Oh, no, that sounds too dangerous.
Speaker 11 (13:59):
The tiger was very tame.
Speaker 10 (14:00):
Oh, it's not the tiger, it's the chocolate. Some of
our folks are bad beaty.
Speaker 11 (14:04):
Oh got you got you Got You Got you got you.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (14:06):
We got a performing seal that could play a number
of musical instruments.
Speaker 11 (14:10):
Does he sing well only after he's had a few drinks?
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (14:14):
What kind of music?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yacht rock?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (14:16):
I think that might be a bit up tempo for
our folks.
Speaker 13 (14:19):
Got you Got you Got you Got you got you?
Oh we got we got a crocodile that does impressions.
Speaker 11 (14:23):
Pass a bill? You're playing armadillo?
Speaker 13 (14:26):
Nah, a cobra that does tax returns too jewish.
Speaker 10 (14:29):
What we need is something unusual but nice and s
a date low key, you know, so it won't get
them too riled up.
Speaker 13 (14:36):
Got you got You Got You got you got you? Hey,
how about a Gary the gibbon. He never says a word.
All he does is card tricks.
Speaker 10 (14:44):
Okay, now that sounds good.
Speaker 11 (14:47):
Great, consider it booked. Let's try a mellow gibbon around
the old folks teeth.
Speaker 13 (14:58):
And how I hope you've enjoyed. John Boy and Billy playhouse. Hey,
how about the doing them top two buttons?
Speaker 11 (15:05):
You got you got? You got you?
Speaker 13 (15:07):
Tune in next time when we'll hear Beano the Farting Bear.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 11 (15:12):
Got you got you got?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Good morning everybody. The Big Show is right here on
the radio.
Speaker 9 (15:22):
Shakes me praised, You're lifted.
Speaker 15 (15:24):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to put spoil
on your face and a song in your heart as
long as you.
Speaker 11 (15:33):
Bull you their bloody grill and sauce.
Speaker 16 (15:35):
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show face and Begora.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Good morning, back shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
All right, I got my requests.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
After we slid in Joe's Tako, when we're celebrating Sinko
de Mayo with our neighbors Mexico, So I got You're.
Speaker 17 (16:31):
Welcome when you live, we all keep in the sticks.
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It's truck to find the police to s up less.
Speaker 18 (17:00):
You stop at the place that's got everything. Joe Ticle.
Selection makes bad and the prices are low. Joe Taxicle
to keep them prices down. You never know when you
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get a surprise. He's got USB cables and ambishing supplies.
I'll be hot dogs two for a buck. You're in luck,
Joe's Texicle. If you never really bendon, you don't really know.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Joe.
Speaker 18 (17:44):
Texicle.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
The cold is bear in town.
Speaker 18 (18:07):
Think about all the money you'll save. Throw a frozen
bowl rito in low microway desk amp tampon shotgun shells.
What the hell, Joe Txicle. If you've never really bending,
you don't really know Joe Txicle.
Speaker 19 (18:32):
Call this beard in the town.
Speaker 18 (18:34):
Jos Texicle. Selection makes bad and the press are low.
Joe Ticle keeps them prices down. Talking about the ticles. Oh,
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Joe's at the Txicle twenty bus at the texic Cool.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
It's a little slice.
Speaker 18 (19:04):
Of heaven at the Texicole.
Speaker 19 (19:06):
Taxi come Texan col TIXI, come TIXI, Come.
Speaker 18 (19:24):
Old Joe at the texic Cool. He's keeping them crisis down.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
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it is time for the pac Man Sports with Mark
Packer every Tuesday morning at this time.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Good morning, Pack.
Speaker 20 (19:56):
Good morning John boy.
Speaker 12 (19:58):
Life's treating you guys. Okay, before we get started today, Johnny,
I want to wish a happy anniversary to my beautiful wife, Amy.
We are celebrating our thirtieth anniversary this morning. So again,
you know I wouldn't say that to anybody but my
wife and to you and your listeners, right, I just
think it's that important anniversary.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Way to go, Amy, I know you've been to a lot.
Speaker 12 (20:22):
That's exactly Oh you got that right. And by the way,
for everyone listening, be sure to pray for me because
this Saturday, my oldest daughter Gigi is getting married, and
so I've already had people say pack you better take
a nap, and no, I.
Speaker 20 (20:37):
Don't need a napp. What I need is alone a loan.
Speaker 12 (20:47):
So between anniversary parties and then rehearsal dinners and wedding receptions.
Speaker 20 (20:53):
And all that.
Speaker 12 (20:54):
Uh, if you don't hear from me again, I have
moved to an island far far.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Do you enjoy this time as much as possible, Bundy?
I know you will.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 20 (21:06):
And if you're watching the news and at least the Charlotte.
Speaker 12 (21:09):
Area and it's like sixty two.
Speaker 20 (21:11):
Year old man breaks ankles during father daughter dance, you'll go, oh,
that had to be pac Man. Yes, that was the
pac Man. You know he asked for a C D
C is the wedding song and apparently got turned down.
And look what happens how that works?
Speaker 10 (21:26):
He found himself in ballroom classes.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
That's it.
Speaker 20 (21:30):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 12 (21:31):
You know what three months of ballroom dancing and it's
going to all come down to the most powerful pack
sixty seconds of my life coming up from Saturday while
wearing your tuxedo and sweating for fu.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Absolutely.
Speaker 12 (21:47):
And you want to know about sports, you tell me
what's more pressure.
Speaker 20 (21:50):
Packed than that? Right there, John Boyd? Nothing Game seven.
Speaker 12 (21:54):
I know Jackie's excited with Golden State winning the other
night in the games. Now it's got nothing to do
with it other than walking your daughter down the aisle
knowing that two hours from how there's not enough bourbon
in Mecklenburg County to.
Speaker 20 (22:07):
Get you through that daddy daughter dance.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
That's all the other do Hey, well, good news pack.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Somebody is supposed to pick up a check. That should
be the best man to pay the preacher.
Speaker 20 (22:16):
So I got that going for me that which is nice. Yeah,
that's exactly right.
Speaker 12 (22:25):
But as far as the world is sports, because I mentioned,
I know Jackie's fired up because Golden State went on
the road Game seven, knocking off Houston, and so he
got the NBA playoffs rocking and rolling, and of course
out West, Okay season number one team, they got Denver,
Golden State's got Minnesota that's a six and a seven
seat moving on the next round. And in the East,
you know Indiana and octof Cleveland in game one, you
(22:46):
got Boston, New York going on. So NBA Playoffs are
front and center this week, which would be great. And
of course some big news I guess over the weekend
with Greg Popovich when the all time great coaches stepping
down and retiring and again just an amazing run with
what you able to do out in San Antonio.
Speaker 20 (23:02):
So kind of a big week for the NBA from
all that stuff.
Speaker 12 (23:05):
But John Boyd, you know I cover college sports, right
and I couldn't help.
Speaker 20 (23:10):
But no, and again, the college landscape.
Speaker 12 (23:12):
Is about as screwed up as I've ever seen it,
between the transfer portal, name, image and likeness and everything else.
Speaker 20 (23:17):
But I saw a story over the weekend.
Speaker 12 (23:19):
And I don't care where you fall from a Democrat
Republican standpoint, but I saw that Donald Trump last week
gave the commencement speech at the University of Alabama, and
the guy that introduced him was Nick Saban, a legendary
all time great coach, and apparently they have had conversations.
And now Donald Trump, the President of the United States,
(23:40):
is considering an executive order towards greater scrutiny against nil
and college sports. So I mean, as if the college
sports scene is screwed up, the ads can't figure it out,
the presidents can't figure it out, They've leaned towards congressing
together together, and now Nick Saban is sitting down with
Donald Trump to go, hey man, we need to straighten
(24:00):
this o. This college football in the South.
Speaker 20 (24:01):
Two dog on important. We got this thing so screwed up.
Speaker 12 (24:04):
Maybe you could come up with an executive order. So
if you're trying to figure out what's up Pallid sports,
your guess is as good as mine.
Speaker 20 (24:11):
But that's the latest on that front.
Speaker 18 (24:14):
Crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Don't don't let Elon and his young geniuses that probably
never played sports go in turn them loose on the
ni L money.
Speaker 20 (24:24):
Oh my god. But I saw that story and just went,
oh my god.
Speaker 12 (24:27):
But you know what, as screwed up as it is,
maybe Donald Trump can straighten the thing out.
Speaker 20 (24:30):
I mean, I got no idea what the next step
is going to be.
Speaker 12 (24:34):
But again, grab your popcorn. It gives you always something
to talk about.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Tariffs on Auburn.
Speaker 12 (24:43):
Well, I did see that maybe the most crooked team
that I can think of in recent memories of Michigan,
Jim harbaught won a national championship.
Speaker 20 (24:51):
They went on probation.
Speaker 12 (24:53):
I didn't even know they were still under investigation for
a new possible and uh breaking the rules. But I
saw that third oach your own more. He's gonna have
to serve a two game suspension. And I'm thinking how
many guys were cheating at Michigan. I mean, I know
they won the national. That one Harball got out of town.
He didn't cooperate with him. He said, screw it, I'm
doing the NFL, but apparently Michigan's gonna meet with the
(25:14):
NCAA again next month. I didn't know you can go
into probation twice like that. I mean, that's kind of crazy,
but who knows. Again, we're living in crazy times, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yes we are, buddy. We got you making sense of
it for so we appreciate.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
Yeah, yeah, you got that right.
Speaker 20 (25:31):
Listen, I know that much.
Speaker 12 (25:32):
Next week I'll be talking to you from the great
state of Florida. The ACC spring meetings or underway next Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday next week, and there could be some news there
from maybe basketball scheduling standpoint. We'll find out if Bill
Belichick makes an appearance. So I'll try to get you
up to speed with all that stuff when we touch
base next week.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
That'll be awesome. Will you enjoy your anniversary with your
lovely bride, Amy, enjoy your daughter's wedding this weekend? Packing,
and well, we'll pull yourself together next week.
Speaker 20 (26:01):
That's it.
Speaker 12 (26:02):
And if you don't hear from me, you'll know why.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Hardy gout to.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
You hitting Florida on Monday. Al right, pack, thank you, buddy.
Speaker 20 (26:13):
You'll be good with you.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
All right, man, that's Martin Packer. I don't know shit,
hass we gonna take some time off acc TV words.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Well yeah, come on, man, enjoy it. Right to check
you'll be all right?
Speaker 9 (26:24):
Did well?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Let's play wordy word.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Y'all want eight hundred big show you told free line.
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next. Good morning,
(26:56):
it's a big show on the radio, running through your
Tuesday MAYSI beature track for the big show. Bit box
all about Mama's head toward Mama Day, excite Mama's so fat.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Chapter one. Maybe it'll be all right by chapter two.
I'm checking out that mama that.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
The big box at the may Joe dot conflict on.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Their contest one you can't get to We'll call you.
Speaker 21 (27:20):
Let's not everybody's head about the bed, the.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Word any word that the worthy word.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
We got Jeff from Rocky Mount, North Carolina. Good morning, Jeff, Hey,
John boy and nobody welcome. And we got Frank kind
of Saudi Days in Tennessee. Good morning, Frank, good morning buddy.
All right, boys, welcome North Carolina, Mersus Tennessee. It'll be
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John Boy and Jeff Tatar and Frank. Okay, all right, boss,
well Frank, you relax and let's see what me and
Jeff can put on.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
The board here.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
All right, boys words dealing with traditional marriages? Does this
mean between a man and a woman?
Speaker 10 (28:09):
Whatever you hold?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Well, Jeff, let's see what we can do. Buddy, are
you ready?
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Let's cut all right.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Start the clock. Now.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
The ceremony when you get married, Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 9 (28:29):
I'm marrying her because I'm in love.
Speaker 11 (28:33):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I'm the husband.
Speaker 20 (28:35):
She's a wife.
Speaker 21 (28:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Another word of he or she is your what who
you're married to?
Speaker 18 (28:43):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Uh huh. All right, you make one of these to him?
I make a blank to you for the rest of
our lives. It's a wow.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
No, it's another word for it for some reason. Yeah,
we got in there, but I started right. Jem put
a four on the board. So we leave Tater and
Frank picking up on that last one. Frank, are you ready, sir?
And go.
Speaker 10 (29:08):
He won't marry me because he's scared of making a.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
Yes, we did.
Speaker 10 (29:14):
When you're married, you're married for.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
Your entire blank. Yes, this is the trip you take
after you get married.
Speaker 11 (29:25):
Oh, you go on to what.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
Yes, yes, I'm the wife, he's the Yep. This is
when you break up your marriage.
Speaker 7 (29:40):
All right here?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Then we made it out there.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Oh five on the board, Taylor and Frank taking the
lead by one. Oh right, Jeff, Let's see what we
can do for round two?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (29:53):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (29:53):
John Baller's rock road?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
All right, starting to clock.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Now we're married. Now we want to have some No
children another word for children? But baby?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
No, another word?
Speaker 9 (30:07):
Another word?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
No, another word, another word? We got three?
Speaker 10 (30:12):
What you may have said it? Say it again?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
What did you say it?
Speaker 12 (30:15):
I said children?
Speaker 8 (30:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
No, another word? We got two and a half. What
I mean three? The average family?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Two?
Speaker 9 (30:26):
What three?
Speaker 7 (30:28):
Were we were?
Speaker 18 (30:30):
No?
Speaker 11 (30:33):
All right?
Speaker 7 (30:33):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Is right?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
We did not. Frank has done won this game five
to four. We didn't get one.
Speaker 11 (30:40):
I'm so confused.
Speaker 10 (30:42):
It just said there, Oh.
Speaker 9 (30:45):
God, the word.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Frank. Do you know what the word is? Kids?
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Yeah, kids?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, just going to bring that one up. But dog
gone it with Frank, sat the days he wins. If
you can play again anytime, buddy, we appreciate you. All
right later, all right, my boy, look at you, Frank
with the prize back on one.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Round one of the few one wound. I'm gonna be
quiet now.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Any good idea?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah, thanks, good morning. I got the big show on
a rating. I'm moving on next segment. It's the bit
request in the morning every Monday through Friday about this time,
hit us help on the John Boy Miller facebook page.
David Rankin out of Stanton, Virginia says, I'd like to
hear any Carl Childers. All right, David would do it
for you. Next Good morning, make show's on the radio.
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By request jombar David Ringing out of Stanton, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Here is David's request.
Speaker 14 (32:13):
It's time for Life with Carl, brought to you by
the makers of hard Graves, potted Meat, chuck full of
peckers and lips since nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 21 (32:27):
Melender.
Speaker 10 (32:28):
Come home, Hey Carl, What in the world happened to you?
Speaker 21 (32:35):
I was a helping a city feller.
Speaker 10 (32:38):
I sense a story.
Speaker 21 (32:41):
Well, I was up to mister Bill Cox's place. Are
helping him patch up at old barn of his this
county tax fellar. He come out for a visit. While
they was a talking. I excuse myself to use a toilet.
Speaker 10 (32:55):
That was polite.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yes, I'm mister.
Speaker 21 (32:58):
Bill Cox put him in an outhouse. I darn he
upgraded it a.
Speaker 10 (33:02):
Bit A two seedar a two seater, you can't hide money.
Speaker 21 (33:11):
So I was just sitting there reading the funny papers
from last Sunday. And before I could finish finding out
what Judge Parker was going to do with that burglar Feller,
and the door swung opening that County taxman. He's a
standing there. He's doing that same dance you do, and
you got to use a toilet.
Speaker 10 (33:29):
The Prairie dog in poker.
Speaker 21 (33:34):
Match of one. I told him I was going to
be a while. He was more than welcome to have
a seat.
Speaker 20 (33:39):
What did he do?
Speaker 18 (33:41):
Well?
Speaker 21 (33:42):
They weren't too excited about it, but I reckon he
didn't want to miss the fancy breches he his. So
he sat there spelled. I read the funny papers to
him to pass the time.
Speaker 11 (33:54):
That's nice.
Speaker 21 (33:56):
Then he finished his business. He stood up and he's
pulling up his drawers. A handful of change fell out
and went down the hole. You could see he was
a mine put out by it. So I stood up,
took a ten dollar bill out of my wallet and
dropped it down the hole.
Speaker 11 (34:14):
Why did he do that?
Speaker 21 (34:16):
That's what he said.
Speaker 11 (34:17):
What did you say?
Speaker 21 (34:19):
I said, Well, I sure ain't going down there for
thirty five cents.
Speaker 10 (34:25):
You've always been money smart, Carl.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Life with Carl is filmed before a live studio audience.
Speaker 21 (34:33):
What's putting money in a toilet purl? Let's putting money
in a toilet furn.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Good morning, That Biggy show's on the radio. You need
to give the idea of a mother's day. God boy't
been the album Mama.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Listen to the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Oh, you can't miss keywords for this fat Mama, the
bet box, the Big.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Show, dot God. We'll go.
Speaker 15 (35:23):
And it's time to Axeike Patrick, don't put that omrill
on the seats of the bro hands. Every time I
turn a corner, coming over here, I slide over to
the pastor side.
Speaker 9 (35:39):
Yo, what's up?
Speaker 15 (35:42):
Welcome to x Eich the place to golf all the
form on one you need for all your uh uh?
What's called hoochie personal relationship?
Speaker 9 (35:53):
What is that smell?
Speaker 8 (35:56):
Kater?
Speaker 9 (35:56):
What are you eating over there?
Speaker 19 (35:58):
Lean pocket?
Speaker 15 (36:01):
It smelled like a foot pocket, smell like a back pocket.
Speaker 9 (36:06):
What it smelled like?
Speaker 15 (36:08):
Why don't you just do yourself a favor? He ain't
get a turkey flavored salt liquor, digny. I talk to
you later, dear ike. I'm having a problem with my
wife to the club, my brother. She is always making
(36:28):
fun of my parents. Oh hell no. She called them,
hey see dan Goober's because they never went to college
and worked blue collar job. I love my folks and
they raised me and my brother just fine. We didn't
have much, but we never went without. On the other hand,
her mother is a monster, ain't they all. She is
(36:52):
single because her husband ran out years ago, probably because
he was hungry.
Speaker 9 (36:58):
She bigger than average in size water buffalo.
Speaker 15 (37:02):
She wind up spending a lot of time at our house,
and she and my wife spend hours dog in my family.
I wanta fight back, but I'm not exactly a quick wit.
Can you help me? Dogged in durn Dear dog sounded like, Oh,
you got to do to solve the mom zilla problem
is put a padlock on that pantry. The real question
(37:23):
is how do you how do you ever hook up
with a trifling hole like that?
Speaker 9 (37:25):
To begin with? Man, what what's up with that.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Woman?
Speaker 15 (37:31):
Talk about my mama like that? She gonna find her
wellly belongings on the curb right next to her righteously
kicking booted. My brother, it is time you fought back.
And I'm not suggesting you give her a cramdon that's
the one way ticket to the movie. But you got
to get on an even playing field with that sanctifying bizoch.
(37:52):
So let me preach on it, my brother. Yeah, it's
time to embrace afire your uh uh uh what you
call in a smart act. The key is not to
pull the verbal punches. Man, go right for the gut
her mama's gut. Lord knows you got some big enough
Tarllet try a few of these out, old skank Mammy,
(38:14):
Your mama's so fat. I had to take a train
of two buses just to get to her good side.
Speaker 9 (38:23):
Your mama so fat.
Speaker 15 (38:24):
Her measurements are thirty six twenty four to thirty six feet.
When she dances, she makes the band skip. When she
played hide and Seek, they found her behind Texas. The
(38:47):
horse on her jaydashed jeans is real, Your mama so fat.
On Halloween, she says, trick or meat loaf. She went
to the Christmas parade and they put ropes on her,
(39:10):
Your mama so fat. Her sexy underwear is an abcdefg string.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
Your Mama so fat. She's diagnosed with a flesh.
Speaker 15 (39:22):
Eating disease and the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Speaker 9 (39:33):
Lean pocket. She doesn't have a doctor. She has a groundskeeper.
She don't have love handles. She got a roll bar.
Your Mama so fat.
Speaker 15 (39:51):
She got smaller fat women over and around us.
Speaker 9 (39:59):
Her cereal ball o came with a lifeguard. Your Mama
so fat.
Speaker 15 (40:07):
Her ass has its own congressman.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I hate to be part of that district.
Speaker 15 (40:18):
The elephants throw her peanuts. Your Mama so fat. She
got to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in
the other. Every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
(40:38):
Every time she wear corduroy jeans, she start a forest
fire when she crosses the street. Cars look out for her.
Your Mama so fat. Her blood type is ragou. She
got arrested for freebason Ham. She made weight watchers go blind.
(41:06):
She fell in love and broke it. The last time
she saw nine O two one oh. It was on
the scale. She stepped out of talking scale and it
said damn. After she got off the magarround, they had
(41:28):
to put the horse down. I hope that helped my
brother and made lots more where that came from. Now
now that this is where I tell you to break
your foot off in the crack of her butt. But
judging from the size of that butt, you might really
just break your foot off.
Speaker 7 (41:49):
This is ike.
Speaker 9 (41:51):
He's out.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
You got problems, man, that's like John Boyden The bo
Box seventy six sixty three, charlottedn't see two eight two
four one.
Speaker 15 (42:04):
That's got its old congressman, get it.
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