July 29, 2025 • 39 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s the anniversary of Hillary Clinton getting the nod from the DNC to run for President - so, we’ll peek behind the curtain to see what really went on when Hillary Clinton was in the White House - under Bill.. - Tater has a curious collection of things for us to watch.. - JD’s 24-Hour Stores are rolling out their Summertime Customer Appreciation Sale and this one goes to 11.. - Marci sings her own anthem, “The Delusional Girl”.. - Johnny No-Cash has a musical tribute to Hillary Clinton.. - Mark Packer checks in for a report on the week in sports.. - and Gary Busey makes another entry into his diary…
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good Tuesday morning. There's a big show on the radio.
When our feature track from the Big Show bit Box
got an entry into the diary of Gary Busey TV
Weather goals. Check it out, keyword gals at the Big Box,
at the Big Show Dot coming out. It's time to
play beat the block. Let's been the contestants to Teresa A. Tazwell, Virginia.
(00:50):
Good morning, Teresa, good morning, how are you? Hey? We're
all someome welcome in here. So Teresa, we'll ask our
haters some questions. You agree or disagree whether you think
she's right or wrong? Two bells before two buzzers, and
you win the big Old Bird t he counted peanuts
prize by guy.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
All right, dangs gets you going in at date tighten yep.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Because of the tiny weight difference between its face and
its back.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Guilty one us?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Will you fronted? One US coin is slightly more likely
to land heads than tails because of that old face
back weight difference. Which coin is it? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yes, the old coin ties the old flipper Rooti.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
All right, that is the quarter.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So dater says it's a quarter. Teresa, you agree, disagree?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Well, tter is smart, So I'm going to agree.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh yeah, but she also likes to win. Oh yeah,
it's the penny oh Abes face. Lincoln's face is a
little heavier than Georgie's.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Along it's a long face.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Long yeah. All right, let's say when get a bill
right here, Marcy, One in twelve men have this visual deficiency,
but only about one and two hundred women do. What
is it?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Oh, that is it's a very serious deficiency, beer goggles.
Many of our younger men are stricken with this, this deficiency.
And no, it's it's being color blind.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Color blind twelve minute color blind? Well, Teresa, agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Well, I still thinks Mark I to agree and.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Color blind.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I see her strategy and it's working.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That explains a lot of our outfits. We got a
full con wanted to lose it. Show this question. Do
some plants like people run fevers when they're sick.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
And complain and need to be babied? Yes? Yes, I don't.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Know, looking away, but the answer is yes, they run
fevers when they're sick.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Says yes, all right, Teresa Weird agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I agree, and.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yes they are smart about plants as well.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I don't have any living in my house, but they
all has.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You got the bird tea, county peanuts, fries, pag We'll
get it up to you tis well, bab congratulations.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Oh thank you and first time caller, And can I
do a shout out?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yes, you may go ahead to.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
My friend Tim and Eric and vandybrit Gin and Carrie
and her husband Sheiba and Tassell.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
There you go. Y was listening to you win on
the Big Show. Why we jump out cut you up
on your news? Hey, look only on the side of the
time capsule. Martin, July twenty ninth, working out perfectly.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one ex sport.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Well, you know, both of these were kind of a
takeoff on another popular ad campaign, and I think that
particular sponsor wasn't too happy about this, because you know,
it's not unusual for them to do a take off
on somebody else's campaign. But because these other guys spend
so much money, they decided, man, maybe you need to
go back and come up with another idea.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
All right, So we got a couple of us listen
to the first Super Bowl lad that didn't make it.
Speaker 8 (05:32):
Marcia DeNardo is a real Geeko customer not an actor,
so to help tell her story, we hired professional actor
William Shatner.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
So I'm driving through the parking lot at Walmart, mine
of my own business, and this idiot runs right into me.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It was a strange, primitive life for him. I'd never
encountered in my travels throughout the galaxy. The creature apparently
unable to operate his craft.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
This guy was yelling and waving his arms like his
head was on fire or something.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
His behavior became erotic. He accused me of being an
interloper in his sector of the galaxy.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
He kept saying, this is just great. How am I
going to fix my car? I thought he was gonna
hit me or something.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I assured the creature he had nothing to fear. I
came in peace.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
When he found out I had Geico. He calmed right down.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
This unexpected and connor and may have led you a
greater understanding between our people's all thanks to Geeko, Kirk out.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Real people, real weird commercials.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
That one's a little close to home, I like what
you said, and then another one that.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
Didn't quiet make long the same lives here. Cooter Feasley
is a real Viagaro user. He is not a paid celebrity,
so to help tell his story, we hired a celebrity.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I tell you straight up.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Halls me and a wife. We've been married a long time,
a long time. I ain't neither one of us as
young as we used to be. What I'm trying to say, Yes,
things just ain't quite clicking in the bedroom department.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I didn't know what to do. Help me, Somebody help me.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
So, uh, I asked my doctor about viagar Buddy, let
me tell you this stuff works.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I mean it really works. Who look out?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Now, there's a whole lot of hole cooking going on,
and it ain't only in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
If you catch my drift, potatoes, gave it and come.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
There it so.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
Viagaro, real big, real fast. If Viagora's effect lasts more
than four hours, seek medical attention before breaking to all
your friends, Chun boy and Dilly.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Whoa look out? Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning,
(08:14):
got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Action Hello friends, your old Bert Fern here with another
gurgling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
the Artist. As our story opens and Artist enters a
gallery that's showcasing his work. Knock knock, it is I
your favorite artist?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Are you Lawrence Piddle?
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
No, well he's our favorite artist.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
Who are you?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Who?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm Frisbye Van Peltenham. The other girl knew me, Francesca.
I'd like to see her. Oh we had to fire her.
Why well, she was a bit of an a hole.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
But mister Van Pelteham, I was just about to call you.
We've had a gentleman inquire about your work.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh, goody, dish, dish, dish.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Well, it seems he's interested in all your paintings on display.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Oh, even Ham and Roses one and two.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Regarding those paintings, they look identical, yet the second painting
is listed at twice the price.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I can tell you're a novice. Ham and Roses too
has more Ham. So now you know, so tell me
more about any benefactor.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Well, after looking at all of them, he asked if
I thought that they would increase in value after your death,
and I told him that they would.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
He then purchased.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Every single painting at the list of price.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Oh joy, oh, rapture, popular, I gotta be popular.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Oh, there's just one thing.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
The guy was your doctor Sonaba.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy playhouse probably
all that ham. Tune in next time when will hear
the crusty old ham overslicer.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Say, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Good morning, Big shows on a radio More Big Show.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
This is buzz Nutlet with a bulletin Big Show Knows
reporter live on the scene of a major disaster. I've
never seen such carnage. And may I remind you that
I was at the Great Donna Pass Barbecue eating the
buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tattered carcasses of
other morning shows lit at the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show. Now, can I turn in
my expense receipts?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. Go
on dates in history. It meets up here on the
Big Show. On his date nineteen fifty five, Johnny Cash
recorded Fulsome Prison Blues, written the song after seeing a
movie inside the walls of Fulsome Prison. On this date
in twenty sixteen, Hillary Clinton accepted the Democratic nomination for
(11:40):
president at the Democratic Convention in Philadelphia. It is only right.
It was a song of warning.
Speaker 10 (11:54):
I hear November coming, it's just around the bend.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
If res elected, well that's the end, my friend.
Speaker 10 (12:04):
She'll finish what Obama I'd only just begun. She'll shred
the constitution until our freed of done.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I wish my name was Clinton.
Speaker 10 (12:22):
I commit all kinds of crime I'd never have to
worry about doing any time. She should be locked up
in the Who's guy instead of walking free it. It'd
be a different story if it was you or me.
(12:55):
If you or I had did half of what Hillary
has done, we'd be in solitary.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
We'd never see the sun.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
But she gets away with murder and sometimes literally. And
if you don't believe me, then look up, ben Guzie.
(13:31):
She calls us all deplorables because she ain't gotten a class.
Well guess what, I don't either, So she can kiss
my ass. Look her up there, heifer. I've let me
bear achieve because I'd rather have her kiss me than
(13:53):
have to hear her speed.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
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(14:25):
now at this time of sports with a pac Man,
and here is the man, Mark Packer. Good morning, pack.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
Good morning, John Boy. I hope you and the crew
are doing well. As we're sitting here at the tail
end of July. It's hard to believe we're four and
a half weeks away from the start of the college
football season. I've been telling you now for the last
couple of weeks, we've had talking season. All the major
conferences have had their speaking and the coaches and they're
all yacking and all that stuff. Last week, the Big
(14:52):
Ten in the ACC took center stage and I couldn't
help it, John boy, everybody taking shots. I mean, it's
so it's every year these coaches have a good time.
It started the Big Ten. Kurt Signetti, he's a coach
at Indiana. They had a great year. Last year, they
just got done getting rid of the University of Virginia
on future schedules, and people were saying, well, coach, why
(15:14):
did you do that? He said, well, we're just trying
to take a page out of the SEC. They're approach
to scheduling, getting rid of all these power And I'm like,
oh boy, there's nothing better than a coach AT's thinking
Indiana taking a shot at the Southeastern Conference. I mean,
give me the thinking break. Then you got Jed Fish,
who's the head coach at Washington. Yeah, that's right there
(15:35):
now in the Big Ten. He basically said, you know what,
to my knowledge, the NFL doesn't play in the Canadian
Football League in the middle of the season, So everybody
taking shots to the SEC the way they schedule. And
then you got Brian Kelly down there at LSU. Of course,
they got LSU and Clemson in one of the really
great games in Week one of college football. Brian Kelly
(15:57):
was speaking of some rotary club or one of those
clubs down there in Baton Rouge and said, yeah, we
gotta go to Clemson. That is Death Valley Junior. And
I'm thinking, man, that is not the way to be
barking you don't want to roll in the Clemson's Death Valley,
mocking that crowd and all that stuff that would be
in a primetime and they will be ready to rock
(16:18):
and roll and unless she gets in the town. So
all the talking season is finally over. We finally get
camps opening up and all that good stuff, which is good.
And by the way, speaking of camps opening up, John,
but I couldn't help but notice the Carolina Panthers. Of course,
the NFL camps are now open, but Dabo Sweeney, Dabo
Sweeney was at the Carolina Panthers camp yesterday, and I'm thinking,
(16:41):
what about the irony of that. Here's the head football
coach of the Clemson Tigers to go up and visit
the Carolina Panthers and organization that is less than two
and a half hours away from Death Valley and they
have never, let me emphasized the word never drafted a
player from Clemson.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Ooh, I hard I know did not realize that, right,
and so Davos Evidently either Davo got lost or something.
Speaker 9 (17:09):
I don't know why dav was up to maybe maybe
once to go see Hunter Renfro, one of his former
players that the Panthers picked up in the offseason. But
I don't know that that's going on with the with
the NFL and all that stuff. By the way, one
other thing of the NFL I saw this week where
they are now upset and they're going after some players
because apparently over one hundred players resold over face value
(17:33):
Super Bowl fifty nine tickets. Oh now, John Boy, let
me just say one thing. I've been to the Super
Bowl and it's fine. I mean, but I wouldn't pay
if you gave me four tickets to the Super Bowls.
You may give them to somebody who's never been The
average price of a Super Bowl ticket last year, average
price was over seventy nine dollars. So you got the
(17:57):
NFL upset over multi millionaire players selling their tickets over
face value. NFL got the audacity to say, hey, to
come watch a football game. The average price is separated
in the noticeable is seventy nine hundred dollars. Why are
we doing? Have we lost our mind? That's crazy aflutely
(18:20):
all right, speaking one more thing, Saturday, John Boys. Saturday
come up this weekend. Bristol Motor Speedway one of the
great places to watch racing right, And you've been up
there a gazillion times. You've been the Grand Marshall, You've
done all that stuff up there in Bristol. It's an
incredible place. They're gonna have a baseball game. And remember
when Tennessee and Virginia Tech played football absolute they had
(18:43):
like eighteen trillion people set records, And I laughed, I said,
it's a great idea. Listen, I'm all about thinking out
of the box. But that was like eighteen trillion terrible
seats to watch a football game. But then those Tennessee
fans they got great passion. Virginia Tech their fans are
great too. They sold the place out. Well. This weekend,
the Cincinnati Reds and the Atlanta Braves are gonna set
(19:05):
a Major League Baseball tenant record. They're gonna play a
baseball game at Bristol mother Speedway. They're gonna be over.
They've already sold eighty five thousand tickets the Bristol Mothers
Speedway for a baseball game. And I'm thinking, man punishment
enough for Braves fans this year. They've been so bad.
Everybody thought the Braves gonna be good. They've been terrible.
(19:26):
So they send them to Bristol Motor Speedway to play
a baseball game this Saturday. So that's what's coming up
in the water. Sports. I got you covered with all
the talking seasons over. We finally got football right around
the corner. Baseball breaking stories. By the way, Dion Sanders
yesterday announced that he has now beaten cancer. So God
(19:47):
blessed Dion. He's ready to go Colorado and George Tech
they'll start the season and all that front. So a
little bit of everything going on all over the place. Man,
just kind of crazy world in sports.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
That's good back, and he gave us a reason to
want to watch the Braves bad. They're playing right now, Dude,
we'll watch them.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
God, it's been bad. I just can't believe how bad
the Braves are. That's coming from a San Francisco Giants fan.
We haven't been good since winning three World Series a
decade ago. But man, the Braves are done. They're unwatched.
I don't know what's happening, but there's gonna be brittles prison.
You know what, Maybe they should just have a race
going on during the baseball We're getting out of talking
(20:30):
season and going into yawning season. Apparently, oh, listen to that.
I'm listening. You might like the uniforms, Randy, maybe.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
You alright bad? We appreciate you, buddy, I have a
great We got it. We'll talk to you. Let's see
what that is, Mark Figer, you don't ask, damn well,
we ready. Let's team up and play our game A
wordy word one ain't under big Shaw you told free line.
We'll get a couple of contestants team up, play next.
(21:28):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Really
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laundry working overars one out of anything.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I know.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Check it out at the Big Show dot com. Click
out on the air contest button. If you can't get
the will call you. Somebody want to play? We may
that happen to Like right.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Now, I had everybody's head about that bad.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
A game of wordy word that no worthy word. Well,
we're just talking to pac Man about Bristol with a
big baseball games in the Reds and the Braids this weekend.
We got a husband and a wife playing each other
right now out of Bristol, Virginia. It's Deborah and Darryl.
Good morning, y'all, good morning, good morning. And Deborah, oh
(22:34):
it's Britchel Tennessee there, Jackie, bless your heart. That's all right.
It's Deborah's birthday and you're running it. No, Jackie was concentrating.
She was concentrating to make sure that I knew that
Debrett was your birthday today. So happy birthday, Thank you
so much.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Some boy.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Okay, well, I will take the birthday girl on my
team and it'll be Tater and Darryl on the other side.
All right, all right then, and oh, furniture words. Our
word tablet is entitled furniture okay, okay, wow, all right.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
So oh.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Okay, alright. So so we're holding up the first one
that's the same, that is the right word tablet. Oh,
I see, I got it. Okay, all right, Darryl, so
you're relaxing and me and Deborah. For the first thirty seconds,
I had to wrap my head around this first word here, okay,
because furniture, yes, this says furniture. Wow, okay, okay, okay,
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here we go start the clock. Now. This is in
your kitchen. It's a standalone table top, a what do
you call them? Counter? Gilligan's watch, Yes, island? Okay, all right.
This is where you keep your good blank it's your
silver if you're good. This when you have your plates
and stuff in the yes, and what kind of cabinet
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is you're good? What plate?
Speaker 9 (24:08):
You're good?
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, okay. This is where you go to sleep at
night in the uh huh. This is where you don't
have time to tell you what we're gonna do? All right,
Three on the board, Deborah. Three. Well, let's hope we
can keep the hard furniture. Words coming for Tator and Darryl. Darryl,
are you ready? I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Okay and go all right?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Another name for a sofa. Let's go sit down on
the yep. This is a baby you rock them in
the blank. Oh, you need to look under these, under
the couch blanks for change, under the what uh huh.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
This is at the front of your bed. It's called
the what it's up up against it at the top.
It's not your foot. Yes, this spins.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Four on the board to take the lead by one.
So they're all leading Deborah four to one. Here we're
going around to Deborah. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Oh god, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
And start the clock. Now you turn it on to
get air moving. Two words. No, no, no, this is up.
Pull the cord. Okay, this is uh. This is where
you set and go back and forth in this No no, no,
the window yes, uh huh uh. This is what you
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set the baby in to feed the baby. Not long yes,
all right, Okay, I just said this. This is like
where you it's like a woman's box. Okay, I don't
have any idea about that, but that's a three on
the three, and that's a sixth for Debra. So Daryl
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two three will win. Okay, all right, darl and.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
All right.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
It's like a trunk usually like a grandfather made it,
and it's two words, and she'll put it. A woman
back of the day would put all the things in
it because she wanted to get married.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
And they caught it.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
A blank blank, not a trunk, not a wish trunk,
but it was a blank blank. Yeah, I don't lose blank,
don't blue, don't lose blank.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
You can do it. Don't lose.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Had the hardest one of the tablet. It was hope,
chest Hope, and that's all them. All right, Well send
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the prize packed of y'all's home in beautiful Bristol, Tennessee.
All right, Deby, you have a happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
We appreciate y'all playing with us. Yeah, never go ahead.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
I'd like to shout out to my daughter Mallory uh
NICOLEBC mackenn and my son Robert W.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Gray. Well, all right, we appreciate y'all listening to the
big show. Way to go. Good morning, big shows on
the radio, very quest time. Dwayne Calloway out of Hudson,
North Carolina, says, y'all play anything from Dismal Seepage. Well, Dwayne,
let's get that mayor in here for you next. Good morning.
(28:12):
It's a big showing the radio, Baby questn Dwayne Calloway
out of Hudson, North Carolina. Here go, Dwayne. Well, there's
always something exciting happening in little Dismal seep in South Carolina.
Here to tell us all about it is a mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin Q. Fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister mayor.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Good morning, John boy, and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
So what's coming up in dismal Seepage?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I thought you'd never asked, John Boy. A little known
fact about our town is that we are the dairy
capital of the state, mostly thanks to Text Nutters, wonder
Utters dairy. I did not know that wait to do
your homework beab So, as a tip of the old
Fedorida Text and his wife Edna, we're throwing the first
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annual Dismal Seepage. Say, cheese festival. Cheese festival sounds good,
so gled you approve. So to kick things off, we'll
have our big parade down Main Street. We'll have the
marching band from the Brie Larsen School of Dairy Fermentation.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Now, what are they called?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Harmonious teats, all dressed in white, playing bagpipes that look
like teats.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
You've seen them, it's just guessing.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
You should see their mascot, Ulysses s Utter. It's a great,
big utter with googly eyes and a crazy smile. Sounds cute, terrifying. Also,
the Shriners will be on hand, John Boy. Half of
them will look like wedges of cheese and the other
half like mice. It sounds adorable, but I've seen the
rehearsal and there's a whole mad Max vibe to it.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
How's the rest of the weekend shaping up? That didn't
sound red at all, John B. Well, we've got plenty
of fun in store for folks of all ages. Direct
from Japan, renowned sculptor Mitsu Rikawa will be here. He's
done a sixty foot sculpture made entirely of cheese, marking
the seventieth anniversary of his country's most famous monster. You
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won't want to miss seeing Gorgonzilla Godzilla made out of gorgonzola.
Check out the Big Brain on John Boy. If you
consider yourself the daring type, you might want to play
cheddar Roulette.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
All right, now, what's that exactly? Contestants will set around
a table sampling chatters from all over the world, but
a few are rancid, and the last person not iarfing
their guts out is the winner. Sponsored by Doctor Barry Atrix,
belly bands entire recyclists.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Couldn't you get sued for something like that?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
And if that didn't do enough, you would rent your
appetite belly after the trough for our Big Cheese Eating
contest sponsored by Admiral Klotts, Coolandi Clogger and Farmland fertilizer.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Eating too much cheese good for you.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Everyone will want to stop and see cheese. Louise. She
has tattoos of every single kind of cheese all over
her body.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
That sounds interesting.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I don't think she thought a lot of it through.
I mean, if you are tattoo cottage cheese on your thighs,
you're just asking for Trump. This guy knows what I'm
talking about. You should see where she tattooed the Limburger
where we're hoping to set a world record this weekend
as Scabby Knuckles tries to set the record for cheese grading.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Sounds great.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
You always have some clever aside, don't you. Yeah, we'll
watch it. We'll have several vendors on hand to satisfy
all your cheesy needs. Now, if you think you can't
afford some of the more exotic brands, you'll be pleased
to know that Jesus Prist will be here to make
your dreams come true.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
It's a miracle.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Saturday night, you can't miss the concert. Little Miss Muffett
and her Curds and Way Orchestra will be performing and
Our headliner is for the younger crowd, with an appearance
by Scream Cheese and the Bloody Bagels, and back by
popular demand will be the Curdled Girdle Dancers.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Haven't heard of them?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Oh they're plus sized artists dressed in skimpy milk made outfits,
everything all pushed up and up. You think it's hot,
now just wait till they do their thing.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Well, I guess your wife knows all about this, So
come on down.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
To the big dismal Seepach Set Cheese Festival this weekend.
We're cutting ticket prices in half so you don't have
to cut the cheese.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Not your best word, shut up, good morning, make show's
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on the radio. If you would like to have this
track for your own key word of the big Box Gals,
it's time to listen in on the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 10 (33:22):
Dear Diary, this is Gary. The sweldern days of summer
winding up here in lollow Wood, but out here in
the valley it's still hotter than Cameron Mannheim's Third Belly Roll.
(33:42):
I'm not much of a sweater, but yours truly is
really rocking some major pit stains this year. But you know,
it's hard to get mad at the weather, especially when
the weather girls are so dad gum sexy. That's right,
you want to major turn on you find a sexy
(34:02):
weather girl. In the old days, it was some chinless
jackass and a plaid jacket, a bow tie and Phil
Collins hairline, cracking wise and sparring verbal high jinks with
the dim witted newsreaders pointing out to the low pressure systems,
and here comes they'll need you. Thank the Lord, those
(34:25):
jug heads started to die out. Say goodbye to those
weather booths and say hello to the weather booths. Hand
me down a bearded chug. I'm want to stay at
some weather chugs cook at you. I'll tell you diary.
I get so I can't wait for the news to
(34:46):
come on. Yeah yeah, the economy is in the toilet.
Yeah yeah, Obama's the communists, Yeah yeah, the cups stink,
yeah yeah, yeah, yeah gotta then here comes the weather girl. Yeah,
here's the good news.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Right there.
Speaker 10 (35:03):
You wind up with a nerd or some low rent hag.
Flip the channel. There's a winter somewhere. I've memorized the
Weather channel schedule these days, like the daily specials. A
can tours DELI. Oh my look at the time, Stephanie
Abrams says on she's the one who really puts them
(35:23):
blouse buttons to the stress test. Woo wie. She could
be reporting on an outbreak of shark NADOs. And if
she's wearing that white blouse with that a little pushup
gives my wondrum. I don't hear a damn thing. I
want to kiss that wardrobe person right on the lips.
Then there's that black girl at Vivian Brown. Oh, she's
(35:46):
a tad manny, thick necked, big arms, muscular legs. Hell,
I can live with that. She likes to wear the
color red a good bit. Yeah, and that brings out
the bull in me. I'm afraid to five receive her.
I'm gonna start pawing the ground and charge her. You
mess with them all you get the horny. Oh looks
(36:08):
like somebody needs more coutbell dignong. Then there's that dirty
brunette Kim Cunningham.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (36:17):
Yeah, she got a few miles on him, but they
appear to be quality miles. If you get my drift,
she don't try to hide it with a lot of makeup.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
And that there is a turn on. It's like saying, yeah,
I've been around, so.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
What that's sassy.
Speaker 10 (36:32):
Just when she starts tossing that gorgeous head of hair around,
she cuts away to gym. Damn can tory that right?
There's a buzz killer seeing old dead beat tab dodging
low rent lex luthor running is yeapper about how scary
it is out here in the store. By the time
they cut back to Kimmy, I've lost the mood. My
(36:54):
day is ruined. Ohe in one of these days, that's
scary storm. He's so worried about swallows. This goofy yum
yum tastes like dumb dumb, and you ain't gonna watch
the Weather Channel. Let's see hot babes on them. All
these local stations out there getting old vandwagon and hiring hoties. Ever,
(37:17):
every time I'm in some town shooting the b movie,
I see these crazy, smoking hot weather heifers. I keep
thinking about making up some phony CNN credentials and telling
them I'm a scout from the Weather Channel and I'm
looking for new talent. Gary, it looks like it's cloudy
with one hundred percent chance and getting lucky. Don't forget
(37:38):
about them foreign weather girls. Oh, I looked up some
of them on the internet. Go into Latin America and
every dead gum one of them is like they're auditioning
to be the next Charro. Swing over to Sweden and
Norway and it's like getting the humidity levels from bridget Nielsen,
the hot bridget Nielsen, now the old haggard one who
(38:01):
dated Flavor. Flav Go on over to the Eastern Bloc
countries and watch the weather. All the girls are thick
and sexy with that crazy accent, like watching Boris and
Natasha sans Boris.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Jump across the.
Speaker 10 (38:17):
Pond and Japan there and well, they quite caught up
with the rest of the world as far as bust augmentation.
But I bet they're pretty damn accurate. So that's it
for now, Diary. It'll be over Atlanta next week. I
wonder if I could get a tour of their dressing room.
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X'es and o's Gary.
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play beat the block. Let's been the contestants to Teresa A. Tazwell, Virginia.
(00:50):
Good morning, Teresa, good morning, how are you? Hey? We're
all someome welcome in here. So Teresa, we'll ask our
haters some questions. You agree or disagree whether you think
she's right or wrong? Two bells before two buzzers, and
you win the big Old Bird t he counted peanuts
prize by guy.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
All right, dangs gets you going in at date tighten yep.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Because of the tiny weight difference between its face and
its back.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Guilty one us?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Will you fronted? One US coin is slightly more likely
to land heads than tails because of that old face
back weight difference. Which coin is it? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yes, the old coin ties the old flipper Rooti.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
All right, that is the quarter.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
So dater says it's a quarter. Teresa, you agree, disagree?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Well, tter is smart, So I'm going to agree.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh yeah, but she also likes to win. Oh yeah,
it's the penny oh Abes face. Lincoln's face is a
little heavier than Georgie's.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Along it's a long face.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Long yeah. All right, let's say when get a bill
right here, Marcy, One in twelve men have this visual deficiency,
but only about one and two hundred women do. What
is it?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Oh, that is it's a very serious deficiency, beer goggles.
Many of our younger men are stricken with this, this deficiency.
And no, it's it's being color blind.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Color blind twelve minute color blind? Well, Teresa, agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Well, I still thinks Mark I to agree and.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Color blind.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I see her strategy and it's working.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
That explains a lot of our outfits. We got a
full con wanted to lose it. Show this question. Do
some plants like people run fevers when they're sick.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
And complain and need to be babied? Yes? Yes, I don't.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Know, looking away, but the answer is yes, they run
fevers when they're sick.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Says yes, all right, Teresa Weird agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I agree, and.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yes they are smart about plants as well.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I don't have any living in my house, but they
all has.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You got the bird tea, county peanuts, fries, pag We'll
get it up to you tis well, bab congratulations.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Oh thank you and first time caller, And can I
do a shout out?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yes, you may go ahead to.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
My friend Tim and Eric and vandybrit Gin and Carrie
and her husband Sheiba and Tassell.
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There you go. Y was listening to you win on
the Big Show. Why we jump out cut you up
on your news? Hey, look only on the side of the
time capsule. Martin, July twenty ninth, working out perfectly.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one ex sport.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Well, you know, both of these were kind of a
takeoff on another popular ad campaign, and I think that
particular sponsor wasn't too happy about this, because you know,
it's not unusual for them to do a take off
on somebody else's campaign. But because these other guys spend
so much money, they decided, man, maybe you need to
go back and come up with another idea.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
All right, So we got a couple of us listen
to the first Super Bowl lad that didn't make it.
Speaker 8 (05:32):
Marcia DeNardo is a real Geeko customer not an actor,
so to help tell her story, we hired professional actor
William Shatner.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
So I'm driving through the parking lot at Walmart, mine
of my own business, and this idiot runs right into me.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It was a strange, primitive life for him. I'd never
encountered in my travels throughout the galaxy. The creature apparently
unable to operate his craft.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
This guy was yelling and waving his arms like his
head was on fire or something.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
His behavior became erotic. He accused me of being an
interloper in his sector of the galaxy.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
He kept saying, this is just great. How am I
going to fix my car? I thought he was gonna
hit me or something.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I assured the creature he had nothing to fear. I
came in peace.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
When he found out I had Geico. He calmed right down.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
This unexpected and connor and may have led you a
greater understanding between our people's all thanks to Geeko, Kirk out.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Real people, real weird commercials.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
That one's a little close to home, I like what
you said, and then another one that.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
Didn't quiet make long the same lives here. Cooter Feasley
is a real Viagaro user. He is not a paid celebrity,
so to help tell his story, we hired a celebrity.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I tell you straight up.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Halls me and a wife. We've been married a long time,
a long time. I ain't neither one of us as
young as we used to be. What I'm trying to say, Yes,
things just ain't quite clicking in the bedroom department.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I didn't know what to do. Help me, Somebody help me.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
So, uh, I asked my doctor about viagar Buddy, let
me tell you this stuff works.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I mean it really works. Who look out?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Now, there's a whole lot of hole cooking going on,
and it ain't only in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
If you catch my drift, potatoes, gave it and come.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
There it so.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
Viagaro, real big, real fast. If Viagora's effect lasts more
than four hours, seek medical attention before breaking to all
your friends, Chun boy and Dilly.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Whoa look out? Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning,
(08:14):
got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Action Hello friends, your old Bert Fern here with another
gurgling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
the Artist. As our story opens and Artist enters a
gallery that's showcasing his work. Knock knock, it is I
your favorite artist?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Are you Lawrence Piddle?
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
No, well he's our favorite artist.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
Who are you?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Who?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm Frisbye Van Peltenham. The other girl knew me, Francesca.
I'd like to see her. Oh we had to fire her.
Why well, she was a bit of an a hole.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
But mister Van Pelteham, I was just about to call you.
We've had a gentleman inquire about your work.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh, goody, dish, dish, dish.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Well, it seems he's interested in all your paintings on display.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Oh, even Ham and Roses one and two.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Regarding those paintings, they look identical, yet the second painting
is listed at twice the price.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I can tell you're a novice. Ham and Roses too
has more Ham. So now you know, so tell me
more about any benefactor.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Well, after looking at all of them, he asked if
I thought that they would increase in value after your death,
and I told him that they would.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
He then purchased.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Every single painting at the list of price.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Oh joy, oh, rapture, popular, I gotta be popular.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Oh, there's just one thing.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
The guy was your doctor Sonaba.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy playhouse probably
all that ham. Tune in next time when will hear
the crusty old ham overslicer.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Say, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Good morning, Big shows on a radio More Big Show.
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Right around the corner.
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This is buzz Nutlet with a bulletin Big Show Knows
reporter live on the scene of a major disaster. I've
never seen such carnage. And may I remind you that
I was at the Great Donna Pass Barbecue eating the
buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tattered carcasses of
other morning shows lit at the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show. Now, can I turn in
my expense receipts?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. Go
on dates in history. It meets up here on the
Big Show. On his date nineteen fifty five, Johnny Cash
recorded Fulsome Prison Blues, written the song after seeing a
movie inside the walls of Fulsome Prison. On this date
in twenty sixteen, Hillary Clinton accepted the Democratic nomination for
(11:40):
president at the Democratic Convention in Philadelphia. It is only right.
It was a song of warning.
Speaker 10 (11:54):
I hear November coming, it's just around the bend.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
If res elected, well that's the end, my friend.
Speaker 10 (12:04):
She'll finish what Obama I'd only just begun. She'll shred
the constitution until our freed of done.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I wish my name was Clinton.
Speaker 10 (12:22):
I commit all kinds of crime I'd never have to
worry about doing any time. She should be locked up
in the Who's guy instead of walking free it. It'd
be a different story if it was you or me.
(12:55):
If you or I had did half of what Hillary
has done, we'd be in solitary.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
We'd never see the sun.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
But she gets away with murder and sometimes literally. And
if you don't believe me, then look up, ben Guzie.
(13:31):
She calls us all deplorables because she ain't gotten a class.
Well guess what, I don't either, So she can kiss
my ass. Look her up there, heifer. I've let me
bear achieve because I'd rather have her kiss me than
(13:53):
have to hear her speed.
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now at this time of sports with a pac Man,
and here is the man, Mark Packer. Good morning, pack.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
Good morning, John Boy. I hope you and the crew
are doing well. As we're sitting here at the tail
end of July. It's hard to believe we're four and
a half weeks away from the start of the college
football season. I've been telling you now for the last
couple of weeks, we've had talking season. All the major
conferences have had their speaking and the coaches and they're
all yacking and all that stuff. Last week, the Big
(14:52):
Ten in the ACC took center stage and I couldn't
help it, John boy, everybody taking shots. I mean, it's
so it's every year these coaches have a good time.
It started the Big Ten. Kurt Signetti, he's a coach
at Indiana. They had a great year. Last year, they
just got done getting rid of the University of Virginia
on future schedules, and people were saying, well, coach, why
(15:14):
did you do that? He said, well, we're just trying
to take a page out of the SEC. They're approach
to scheduling, getting rid of all these power And I'm like,
oh boy, there's nothing better than a coach AT's thinking
Indiana taking a shot at the Southeastern Conference. I mean,
give me the thinking break. Then you got Jed Fish,
who's the head coach at Washington. Yeah, that's right there
(15:35):
now in the Big Ten. He basically said, you know what,
to my knowledge, the NFL doesn't play in the Canadian
Football League in the middle of the season, So everybody
taking shots to the SEC the way they schedule. And
then you got Brian Kelly down there at LSU. Of course,
they got LSU and Clemson in one of the really
great games in Week one of college football. Brian Kelly
(15:57):
was speaking of some rotary club or one of those
clubs down there in Baton Rouge and said, yeah, we
gotta go to Clemson. That is Death Valley Junior. And
I'm thinking, man, that is not the way to be
barking you don't want to roll in the Clemson's Death Valley,
mocking that crowd and all that stuff that would be
in a primetime and they will be ready to rock
(16:18):
and roll and unless she gets in the town. So
all the talking season is finally over. We finally get
camps opening up and all that good stuff, which is good.
And by the way, speaking of camps opening up, John,
but I couldn't help but notice the Carolina Panthers. Of course,
the NFL camps are now open, but Dabo Sweeney, Dabo
Sweeney was at the Carolina Panthers camp yesterday, and I'm thinking,
(16:41):
what about the irony of that. Here's the head football
coach of the Clemson Tigers to go up and visit
the Carolina Panthers and organization that is less than two
and a half hours away from Death Valley and they
have never, let me emphasized the word never drafted a
player from Clemson.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Ooh, I hard I know did not realize that, right,
and so Davos Evidently either Davo got lost or something.
Speaker 9 (17:09):
I don't know why dav was up to maybe maybe
once to go see Hunter Renfro, one of his former
players that the Panthers picked up in the offseason. But
I don't know that that's going on with the with
the NFL and all that stuff. By the way, one
other thing of the NFL I saw this week where
they are now upset and they're going after some players
because apparently over one hundred players resold over face value
(17:33):
Super Bowl fifty nine tickets. Oh now, John Boy, let
me just say one thing. I've been to the Super
Bowl and it's fine. I mean, but I wouldn't pay
if you gave me four tickets to the Super Bowls.
You may give them to somebody who's never been The
average price of a Super Bowl ticket last year, average
price was over seventy nine dollars. So you got the
(17:57):
NFL upset over multi millionaire players selling their tickets over
face value. NFL got the audacity to say, hey, to
come watch a football game. The average price is separated
in the noticeable is seventy nine hundred dollars. Why are
we doing? Have we lost our mind? That's crazy aflutely
(18:20):
all right, speaking one more thing, Saturday, John Boys. Saturday
come up this weekend. Bristol Motor Speedway one of the
great places to watch racing right, And you've been up
there a gazillion times. You've been the Grand Marshall, You've
done all that stuff up there in Bristol. It's an
incredible place. They're gonna have a baseball game. And remember
when Tennessee and Virginia Tech played football absolute they had
(18:43):
like eighteen trillion people set records, And I laughed, I said,
it's a great idea. Listen, I'm all about thinking out
of the box. But that was like eighteen trillion terrible
seats to watch a football game. But then those Tennessee
fans they got great passion. Virginia Tech their fans are
great too. They sold the place out. Well. This weekend,
the Cincinnati Reds and the Atlanta Braves are gonna set
(19:05):
a Major League Baseball tenant record. They're gonna play a
baseball game at Bristol mother Speedway. They're gonna be over.
They've already sold eighty five thousand tickets the Bristol Mothers
Speedway for a baseball game. And I'm thinking, man punishment
enough for Braves fans this year. They've been so bad.
Everybody thought the Braves gonna be good. They've been terrible.
(19:26):
So they send them to Bristol Motor Speedway to play
a baseball game this Saturday. So that's what's coming up
in the water. Sports. I got you covered with all
the talking seasons over. We finally got football right around
the corner. Baseball breaking stories. By the way, Dion Sanders
yesterday announced that he has now beaten cancer. So God
(19:47):
blessed Dion. He's ready to go Colorado and George Tech
they'll start the season and all that front. So a
little bit of everything going on all over the place. Man,
just kind of crazy world in sports.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
That's good back, and he gave us a reason to
want to watch the Braves bad. They're playing right now, Dude,
we'll watch them.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
God, it's been bad. I just can't believe how bad
the Braves are. That's coming from a San Francisco Giants fan.
We haven't been good since winning three World Series a
decade ago. But man, the Braves are done. They're unwatched.
I don't know what's happening, but there's gonna be brittles prison.
You know what, Maybe they should just have a race
going on during the baseball We're getting out of talking
(20:30):
season and going into yawning season. Apparently, oh, listen to that.
I'm listening. You might like the uniforms, Randy, maybe.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
You alright bad? We appreciate you, buddy, I have a
great We got it. We'll talk to you. Let's see
what that is, Mark Figer, you don't ask, damn well,
we ready. Let's team up and play our game A
wordy word one ain't under big Shaw you told free line.
We'll get a couple of contestants team up, play next.
(21:28):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Really
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laundry working overars one out of anything.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I know.
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Check it out at the Big Show dot com. Click
out on the air contest button. If you can't get
the will call you. Somebody want to play? We may
that happen to Like right.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Now, I had everybody's head about that bad.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
A game of wordy word that no worthy word. Well,
we're just talking to pac Man about Bristol with a
big baseball games in the Reds and the Braids this weekend.
We got a husband and a wife playing each other
right now out of Bristol, Virginia. It's Deborah and Darryl.
Good morning, y'all, good morning, good morning. And Deborah, oh
(22:34):
it's Britchel Tennessee there, Jackie, bless your heart. That's all right.
It's Deborah's birthday and you're running it. No, Jackie was concentrating.
She was concentrating to make sure that I knew that
Debrett was your birthday today. So happy birthday, Thank you
so much.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Some boy.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Okay, well, I will take the birthday girl on my
team and it'll be Tater and Darryl on the other side.
All right, all right then, and oh, furniture words. Our
word tablet is entitled furniture okay, okay, wow, all right.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
So oh.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Okay, alright. So so we're holding up the first one
that's the same, that is the right word tablet. Oh,
I see, I got it. Okay, all right, Darryl, so
you're relaxing and me and Deborah. For the first thirty seconds,
I had to wrap my head around this first word here, okay,
because furniture, yes, this says furniture. Wow, okay, okay, okay,
(23:42):
here we go start the clock. Now. This is in
your kitchen. It's a standalone table top, a what do
you call them? Counter? Gilligan's watch, Yes, island? Okay, all right.
This is where you keep your good blank it's your
silver if you're good. This when you have your plates
and stuff in the yes, and what kind of cabinet
(24:05):
is you're good? What plate?
Speaker 9 (24:08):
You're good?
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, okay. This is where you go to sleep at
night in the uh huh. This is where you don't
have time to tell you what we're gonna do? All right,
Three on the board, Deborah. Three. Well, let's hope we
can keep the hard furniture. Words coming for Tator and Darryl. Darryl,
are you ready? I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Okay and go all right?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Another name for a sofa. Let's go sit down on
the yep. This is a baby you rock them in
the blank. Oh, you need to look under these, under
the couch blanks for change, under the what uh huh.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
This is at the front of your bed. It's called
the what it's up up against it at the top.
It's not your foot. Yes, this spins.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Four on the board to take the lead by one.
So they're all leading Deborah four to one. Here we're
going around to Deborah. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (25:19):
Oh god, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
And start the clock. Now you turn it on to
get air moving. Two words. No, no, no, this is up.
Pull the cord. Okay, this is uh. This is where
you set and go back and forth in this No no, no,
the window yes, uh huh uh. This is what you
(25:41):
set the baby in to feed the baby. Not long yes,
all right, Okay, I just said this. This is like
where you it's like a woman's box. Okay, I don't
have any idea about that, but that's a three on
the three, and that's a sixth for Debra. So Daryl
(26:03):
two three will win. Okay, all right, darl and.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
All right.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
It's like a trunk usually like a grandfather made it,
and it's two words, and she'll put it. A woman
back of the day would put all the things in
it because she wanted to get married.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
And they caught it.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
A blank blank, not a trunk, not a wish trunk,
but it was a blank blank. Yeah, I don't lose blank,
don't blue, don't lose blank.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
You can do it. Don't lose.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Had the hardest one of the tablet. It was hope,
chest Hope, and that's all them. All right, Well send
(27:05):
the prize packed of y'all's home in beautiful Bristol, Tennessee.
All right, Deby, you have a happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
We appreciate y'all playing with us. Yeah, never go ahead.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
I'd like to shout out to my daughter Mallory uh
NICOLEBC mackenn and my son Robert W.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Gray. Well, all right, we appreciate y'all listening to the
big show. Way to go. Good morning, big shows on
the radio, very quest time. Dwayne Calloway out of Hudson,
North Carolina, says, y'all play anything from Dismal Seepage. Well, Dwayne,
let's get that mayor in here for you next. Good morning.
(28:12):
It's a big showing the radio, Baby questn Dwayne Calloway
out of Hudson, North Carolina. Here go, Dwayne. Well, there's
always something exciting happening in little Dismal seep in South Carolina.
Here to tell us all about it is a mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin Q. Fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister mayor.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Good morning, John boy, and all your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
So what's coming up in dismal Seepage?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I thought you'd never asked, John Boy. A little known
fact about our town is that we are the dairy
capital of the state, mostly thanks to Text Nutters, wonder
Utters dairy. I did not know that wait to do
your homework beab So, as a tip of the old
Fedorida Text and his wife Edna, we're throwing the first
(28:59):
annual Dismal Seepage. Say, cheese festival. Cheese festival sounds good,
so gled you approve. So to kick things off, we'll
have our big parade down Main Street. We'll have the
marching band from the Brie Larsen School of Dairy Fermentation.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Now, what are they called?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Harmonious teats, all dressed in white, playing bagpipes that look
like teats.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
You've seen them, it's just guessing.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
You should see their mascot, Ulysses s Utter. It's a great,
big utter with googly eyes and a crazy smile. Sounds cute, terrifying. Also,
the Shriners will be on hand, John Boy. Half of
them will look like wedges of cheese and the other
half like mice. It sounds adorable, but I've seen the
rehearsal and there's a whole mad Max vibe to it.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
How's the rest of the weekend shaping up? That didn't
sound red at all, John B. Well, we've got plenty
of fun in store for folks of all ages. Direct
from Japan, renowned sculptor Mitsu Rikawa will be here. He's
done a sixty foot sculpture made entirely of cheese, marking
the seventieth anniversary of his country's most famous monster. You
(30:14):
won't want to miss seeing Gorgonzilla Godzilla made out of gorgonzola.
Check out the Big Brain on John Boy. If you
consider yourself the daring type, you might want to play
cheddar Roulette.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
All right, now, what's that exactly? Contestants will set around
a table sampling chatters from all over the world, but
a few are rancid, and the last person not iarfing
their guts out is the winner. Sponsored by Doctor Barry Atrix,
belly bands entire recyclists.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Couldn't you get sued for something like that?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
And if that didn't do enough, you would rent your
appetite belly after the trough for our Big Cheese Eating
contest sponsored by Admiral Klotts, Coolandi Clogger and Farmland fertilizer.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Eating too much cheese good for you.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Everyone will want to stop and see cheese. Louise. She
has tattoos of every single kind of cheese all over
her body.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
That sounds interesting.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I don't think she thought a lot of it through.
I mean, if you are tattoo cottage cheese on your thighs,
you're just asking for Trump. This guy knows what I'm
talking about. You should see where she tattooed the Limburger
where we're hoping to set a world record this weekend
as Scabby Knuckles tries to set the record for cheese grading.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Sounds great.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
You always have some clever aside, don't you. Yeah, we'll
watch it. We'll have several vendors on hand to satisfy
all your cheesy needs. Now, if you think you can't
afford some of the more exotic brands, you'll be pleased
to know that Jesus Prist will be here to make
your dreams come true.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
It's a miracle.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Saturday night, you can't miss the concert. Little Miss Muffett
and her Curds and Way Orchestra will be performing and
Our headliner is for the younger crowd, with an appearance
by Scream Cheese and the Bloody Bagels, and back by
popular demand will be the Curdled Girdle Dancers.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Haven't heard of them?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Oh they're plus sized artists dressed in skimpy milk made outfits,
everything all pushed up and up. You think it's hot,
now just wait till they do their thing.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Well, I guess your wife knows all about this, So
come on down.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
To the big dismal Seepach Set Cheese Festival this weekend.
We're cutting ticket prices in half so you don't have
to cut the cheese.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Not your best word, shut up, good morning, make show's
(33:07):
on the radio. If you would like to have this
track for your own key word of the big Box Gals,
it's time to listen in on the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 10 (33:22):
Dear Diary, this is Gary. The sweldern days of summer
winding up here in lollow Wood, but out here in
the valley it's still hotter than Cameron Mannheim's Third Belly Roll.
(33:42):
I'm not much of a sweater, but yours truly is
really rocking some major pit stains this year. But you know,
it's hard to get mad at the weather, especially when
the weather girls are so dad gum sexy. That's right,
you want to major turn on you find a sexy
(34:02):
weather girl. In the old days, it was some chinless
jackass and a plaid jacket, a bow tie and Phil
Collins hairline, cracking wise and sparring verbal high jinks with
the dim witted newsreaders pointing out to the low pressure systems,
and here comes they'll need you. Thank the Lord, those
(34:25):
jug heads started to die out. Say goodbye to those
weather booths and say hello to the weather booths. Hand
me down a bearded chug. I'm want to stay at
some weather chugs cook at you. I'll tell you diary.
I get so I can't wait for the news to
(34:46):
come on. Yeah yeah, the economy is in the toilet.
Yeah yeah, Obama's the communists, Yeah yeah, the cups stink,
yeah yeah, yeah, yeah gotta then here comes the weather girl. Yeah,
here's the good news.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Right there.
Speaker 10 (35:03):
You wind up with a nerd or some low rent hag.
Flip the channel. There's a winter somewhere. I've memorized the
Weather channel schedule these days, like the daily specials. A
can tours DELI. Oh my look at the time, Stephanie
Abrams says on she's the one who really puts them
(35:23):
blouse buttons to the stress test. Woo wie. She could
be reporting on an outbreak of shark NADOs. And if
she's wearing that white blouse with that a little pushup
gives my wondrum. I don't hear a damn thing. I
want to kiss that wardrobe person right on the lips.
Then there's that black girl at Vivian Brown. Oh, she's
(35:46):
a tad manny, thick necked, big arms, muscular legs. Hell,
I can live with that. She likes to wear the
color red a good bit. Yeah, and that brings out
the bull in me. I'm afraid to five receive her.
I'm gonna start pawing the ground and charge her. You
mess with them all you get the horny. Oh looks
(36:08):
like somebody needs more coutbell dignong. Then there's that dirty
brunette Kim Cunningham.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Oh.
Speaker 10 (36:17):
Yeah, she got a few miles on him, but they
appear to be quality miles. If you get my drift,
she don't try to hide it with a lot of makeup.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
And that there is a turn on. It's like saying, yeah,
I've been around, so.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
What that's sassy.
Speaker 10 (36:32):
Just when she starts tossing that gorgeous head of hair around,
she cuts away to gym. Damn can tory that right?
There's a buzz killer seeing old dead beat tab dodging
low rent lex luthor running is yeapper about how scary
it is out here in the store. By the time
they cut back to Kimmy, I've lost the mood. My
(36:54):
day is ruined. Ohe in one of these days, that's
scary storm. He's so worried about swallows. This goofy yum
yum tastes like dumb dumb, and you ain't gonna watch
the Weather Channel. Let's see hot babes on them. All
these local stations out there getting old vandwagon and hiring hoties. Ever,
(37:17):
every time I'm in some town shooting the b movie,
I see these crazy, smoking hot weather heifers. I keep
thinking about making up some phony CNN credentials and telling
them I'm a scout from the Weather Channel and I'm
looking for new talent. Gary, it looks like it's cloudy
with one hundred percent chance and getting lucky. Don't forget
(37:38):
about them foreign weather girls. Oh, I looked up some
of them on the internet. Go into Latin America and
every dead gum one of them is like they're auditioning
to be the next Charro. Swing over to Sweden and
Norway and it's like getting the humidity levels from bridget Nielsen,
the hot bridget Nielsen, now the old haggard one who
(38:01):
dated Flavor. Flav Go on over to the Eastern Bloc
countries and watch the weather. All the girls are thick
and sexy with that crazy accent, like watching Boris and
Natasha sans Boris.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Jump across the.
Speaker 10 (38:17):
Pond and Japan there and well, they quite caught up
with the rest of the world as far as bust augmentation.
But I bet they're pretty damn accurate. So that's it
for now, Diary. It'll be over Atlanta next week. I
wonder if I could get a tour of their dressing room.
(38:40):
X'es and o's Gary.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
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