October 7, 2025 • 38 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we celebrate the birthday of our Chief Engineer, Barry Hopson.. - Cadbury tags along with John Boy’s deer hunting trip.. - Mad Max has his biscuits burning over the “Human Extinction Movement”.. - Big Show brat - Sherman Pratt looks at the kids menu.. - Ricky B. Sharpe sings “I Shot a Clown”.. - and the Grumpy Old Man hates Pumpkin Spice…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning. It's a Big Show on the radio. Rolling
through your Tuesday. Our feature track from the Big Show
ben Box, A grumby old man hates pumpkin spies. Search
for keywords hate pumpkin when you hear the Big Box
at the Big Show dot com and right now you
can tell by the music it's time to beat the blonde.
(00:45):
Let's meet our contestant. We got Jimmy from Haze Old Kentucky.
Good morning, Jimmy, Your morning, John God Dad, Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Welcome in here.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Boom boom.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
All right, Jimmy, we'll ask tell you some questions. You
agree or disagree, get too right for too wrong, and
you win. All right? Oh right, okay, t tight, what
here we go.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Let's not make this harder.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Sorry, I'm waiting you hit me.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Like which American car company became the first to have
vehicles assembled outside of the United States. You should know this,
I should Yeah, your average blonde.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
That's not That's not an easy one.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
I that's uh Ford Ford Ford was the first American
car company to do that outside.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
You as well, Jimmy, Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (01:51):
St I disagree?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
You disagreed with that? Yeah? She stumbled up sounded like
she had no idea what she was talking about. I
kind of tricked you into it, I guess.
Speaker 8 (02:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (02:07):
Well it was.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
During the early twentieth century, Forward had their model tea's
as symboled in factories in the US as well as Japan, Argentina, Canada, England, Spain, Denmark, France, Belgium,
Brazil and Norway.
Speaker 10 (02:19):
Spread it out, didn't they?
Speaker 8 (02:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
It didn't.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Wait, that was a model tea.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
About that?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, so there's one buzzer. Listen, let's see when you
get you baill Jimmy Tater. In two thousand, the makers
of Monopoly gave their cartoon spokesman rich Uncle Penny Bags
a maker for my speed.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Yes, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
His name was officially changed to mister Monopoly, and he
no longer would be depicted with something what was it?
Speaker 6 (02:48):
I'm gonna show my age on this one. They gave
him some Lacik eye surgery. They took away his monocle.
So now he's hippen'd happening.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Wow, So they took away his mono. Cool, well they do, Jimmy,
do you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 7 (03:05):
I believe I agree with it.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Dug away his cigar you can't have a man smoking
on a moard games I'm having a wig. Well, Jimmy,
we're gonna make you happy before we hang up on you, there, buddy,
So you hold for happiness all right.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
All right, buddy, keep talking, you all, and just kill
everybody up my alumn and God bless everybody, and hopefully
I'll try again sometime or new Well, you.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Gotta cover, Jimmy. We appreciate you, buddy, right there. Why
about the hour and top of your news. Let's get
our time capsule for this October.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
The seventh gets you a laugh before we call. All right,
we did another one. This is the award winning John
(04:32):
Boy and Billie Big.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
That is time for Oliver.
Speaker 11 (04:51):
Well, well, well, you know there's an old saying that
some people are dog people and some people are cat people.
I'm proud to say I'm a dog people. Meet Blue Dough,
my English bulldog. He's like a second child to me.
My wife says I spoil him, But I don't think so.
(05:13):
Little rain Booties isn't spoiling him. It's common sense. I
just think of myself as a caring, responsible pet owner,
even if it means I have to go without.
Speaker 9 (05:26):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 11 (05:28):
Blue sleeps about fifteen hours a day. He lounges wherever
he pleases, enjoying a variety of luxurious places to sleep.
He really enjoyed the expensive memory foam bed I got him.
Judging from how much of it he ate, I'd say
it was delicious. I sleep about six hours a night
(05:50):
on a lumpy hand me down mattress next to my
lumpy hand me down wife. Oh she's been married before.
Bluto has the best veterinary care available. He goes in
once a year for a checkup or whenever the need arises.
(06:13):
Being English, his teeth are always a concern, so he
gets a visit to the doggie dentist on a regular basis.
He doesn't have insurance, so it all comes out of
his master's pocket. I only go to the doctor when
I can't stop the bleeding on my own. I'll let
(06:36):
that one sink in for a little sip of coffee
and long ago page two. Bluto eats whenever he likes.
His meals are as good a quality as his master's
budget allows.
Speaker 10 (06:51):
Suffice to say he.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Eats like a king.
Speaker 11 (06:55):
He even has dishes with his name on it that
get washed after each meal to make sure his new
ttdritional needs I met. I'm happy to settle for a
little less. I'm very content with ramen noodles. You know,
if you cut up spam in it, it's like a
rednick Low Maine. I'm more than happy to take time
(07:15):
out of my day to take Bluto out to do
his business. Afterwards, I have to clean up after him.
I spend a few minutes behind a pooper scooper patrolling
the brown zone. As for me, if I run out
of toilet paper, I have to hope there's an old
sock within reach, and I'm wearing one right now. Probably
(07:42):
ought to wash him first. Sometimes I have to be
a stern parent and punish Bluto when he's been bad.
If he shreds the newspaper or tears up a sofa pillow,
he gets a tap with a rolled up newspaper, and
you know what, he couldn't care less and it's still
up to me to clean up after him. Now, if
(08:04):
I make a mess, my wife hits me with a
rolled up newspapers and then I have to clean myself up.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
If I'm really.
Speaker 11 (08:12):
Bad, she makes me spend time with a damn family.
So with all that knowledge, I started adding things up.
Let's see here, Bludo lives in a nice neighborhood, in
a house bigger than he needs, and it's all rent free.
He spends all day sitting on his big old bulldog
(08:32):
butt doing nothing to earn his keep. All his medical
and living expenses are picked up by someone he's not
even related to.
Speaker 10 (08:39):
He doesn't do jack.
Speaker 11 (08:40):
Squat, and all his costs are covered by someone who
goes out and earns a living every day. That's when
it hit me like a ton of bricks. Holy crap,
My dog is a Democrat. But at least he has
a birth certificate.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 10 (09:09):
Donna flow that card out, you credit.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
There's a neighborhood, there's ain't no residential district.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Good morning radio done right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
That's what makes showing the radios. They gonna get connected
over red Hot y y yo, this.
Speaker 12 (09:49):
Hot turning Incorporated. Good this, y'all. If y'all ret your
look wrong at this because they are ashizl to turn
a thang out. You know, playing hot be the cheapest.
You know what I'm saying off of her, Jimmy Bold
a Herry so whip that chavoosa and hold off for Murray.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Did you say hip Hop Talent Incorporated?
Speaker 12 (10:12):
You know that's real? What's that my nippers just chilling
like a villain you heard?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Oh see, I'm not sure this hip hop thing is
really you.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yes, that's what I've been trying to tell Murray.
Speaker 12 (10:26):
But he says the agency needs a hipper immage.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Well how's that going?
Speaker 12 (10:31):
Not too good?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Home?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Well, there's a sugar Diddy in the office.
Speaker 12 (10:36):
Hold on, I'll ax him, h J boy and be
dog on too. Hey, don't shake that in my grill.
You sring the drawback and now hold on?
Speaker 6 (10:48):
Gee?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
He coming yo, yo, Jimbo?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
What up?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Bowie?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Urry?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I don't think it's hip hop Talent Incorporated.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Gammick is working for.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
You, man.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Come on now, why you want to hate on me
like that. I'm not even tight, yo.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
You're not even close.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, you're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
I'm not a thug. I'm a fifty five year old
Jewish guy.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
It has been fun in the last couple of weeks.
So this whole getting into this whole street thing bought
an escalade, blinged it out with some low profile spinners
got a gold tooth being sealed and cruising the hood,
rolling up fatties and drinking Chrystal. But you know, I
discovered something. Being a gangster is expensive, especially if you're
(11:34):
not moving. Fifty thousand CDs.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
A month I heard that.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I mean, I've blown so much cash trying to be
snoop Dogg. I'm down to my last fifty cents.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Out there.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
At this rate, I'll be lucky if I can buy
a bag of em and m I'm so broke. I
can't even afford a box of Chicken mc nuggets. Okay,
all right, all right, but hey, I do have good
news for you.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Got a big gig coming up this Saturday morning.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Oh yeah, all right, where.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
My driveway, I'm having a yard sell. I need to
unload a blinged out escalade, half a bottle of crystal,
and two fatties and a go too.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
We have to get back to you on that, murph.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, I thought you said that. Hey, listen, let's do
the lunch thing later. Have you on machine called by
a machine? But right now I feel like busting loose
and I feel like touching you can't nobody stop the juice.
So baby, tell me what's the youth? I said, it'scared
and hide in here. So take off all your clothes.
Chill take it.
Speaker 12 (12:36):
I am getting so hot I want to take my clothes.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Anything.
Speaker 13 (12:44):
No.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
In fact, you kind of start to freak me out.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
A twinkle twinkle, Baby, twinkle twinkle. Let me end a
shout out to my boy Bobby Too and Jimbo.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
Holla, good morning to Bakes.
Speaker 14 (13:00):
I was on a radio more big show right around
the corner. Good morning, this is big show. Plastic surgeon,
doctor Holland p Win. I fixed Jackie Quins, Randy Butt
and Smarty Morty's massive man hooded. Next up on the
John Boy and Billy Big Show Life Oh for John
(13:23):
Boy shin extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry, but a
brain transplanted a little lot of my league. But I'll
take a whack at it.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
I mean, what could it hat?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio saying
happy birthdays?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Do I texting on the Big Show payroll all these
years and been a man.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Barry Hobson Selement birthday burb been handy over the years.
The most hues I've gotten out of Barry so far
the whole time, most of about eighty percent of what
I see. Anyway, of course I don't see you working,
you know, do a regular business.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
And Bary, for the record, if he doesn't see you
doing something, he assumes you're doing nothing. Say you now.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Working on my air conditioner, you know, because we moved in,
you know what, the whole deal, these brand new studios
that we built, you know here said one thing that
I needed was just, you know, a good air conditioner
like we had the old studio.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Well you say it like you said it. See actually
you ordered it.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
That's the only thing, you know, my request. I mean,
all these computers and all this new women and stuff
like that.
Speaker 9 (15:01):
So we got in here and started warming up.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You know, it was in the winter, moved into January,
and it was hot, wasn't it, Jackie, Yeah, it was hot.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
That's not exactly the level of enthusiasm he was looking
for me, man, I.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
Said, you stupid, one thing, I want air conditioned.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Meanwhile, we're all sitting around in parkas as a cold.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
It wasn't cold. So then Barry comes and works on
the mandon and shade trees. This whole deal up here
where it's like it went down to fifty degrees.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Barry's like that guy on Home Improvement.
Speaker 15 (15:38):
He's got like a you know, a Cessna engine hooked
up somewhere in the in the ceiling towels.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
It's throwing cold air in here at like a like
a wind tunneling.
Speaker 9 (15:46):
And then I know, you know, Billy backed me up.
I mean, you will be honest.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Women, they were doing that just so i'd suffer. They
were suffering cold because they to see me suffer being
cold for the first time ever.
Speaker 9 (15:58):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I'd forgot to answer that because I really didn't understand
the question.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
I thought I was with you there for a second,
and you got a loss for you there.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
All right, let me say Fox played this like here
I am now I'm freezing, okay, right, you Rany and Jackie,
everybody around and Barry, they got so cold and they
aren't saying anything about how cold it is. Right. They
were doing that because they wanted me to say that
I was cold exactly.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Oh absolutely, okay, Oh no doubt about it.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
Well that's what I wondered, and I held out for
as long as I could.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Oh yeah, you're the iron Man super here around.
Speaker 9 (16:40):
But Lucas Aaron Lewis.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
You know Eric dies guy.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
So we brought some monitor. He was fifty degrees and
like a fifteen mile an hour wind.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Windshill.
Speaker 9 (16:48):
Actually do the math.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
The windshills about thirty eight degrees.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
I'm serious. So anyway, so I snapped one day.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I know what you're doing.
Speaker 9 (16:57):
You ain't saying nothing about it because you don't miss.
Speaker 10 (16:59):
Okay, I'm cold, I'm phrasing. Please help me.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
John Boy knows it's already, it's running. So what we
got now is you're too communic.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Barry got a metal plate hooked up with a paper clip,
shoved up the air conditioning fent where it's hanging over,
deflecting the air.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
That looks like and Alf could be worse. You should
have heard where he originally was gonna shove it.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
Well, what kind of it's like a metal plate?
Speaker 5 (17:33):
You somebody came out of the head of a Vietnam vet.
Speaker 9 (17:36):
Like a plate hanging down on a paper clip.
Speaker 10 (17:39):
And I know too.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
This is another thing that I know y'all are waiting
for that to follow my head.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
No, no, no, be ridiculous. Berry's wired to remote control.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
We know when it.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
But anyway, it works comfortable back shorts, t shirt, my
working clothes. Everybody's happy, ah jacket, see again.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Look calls. If daddy ain't happy, ain't nobody has.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
Always Brady was here, somebody get excited with Oh all right, I.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Wanted to part.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
I remember trying to explain Barry, you know, kind of
telling everybody, telling him about everybody, giving a description of everybody.
I got to John boy, I actually still have tape.
You want to hear me when I'm describing them to
Barry about you?
Speaker 14 (18:31):
Right?
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Is he vicious?
Speaker 13 (18:35):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
He's perfectly harmless.
Speaker 7 (18:37):
Or he only has the mentality of a child's seven
years old?
Speaker 10 (18:41):
And I was French track.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Oh already these satellite people are here, are they? Remember?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I know you were telling me about we're gonna go
twenty four hour satellite. We got stuff, you know, playing
down the road, and we wanted to, like, you know,
open it up.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
But right, Jackie, the guys have.
Speaker 9 (19:02):
To meet me.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
They want to meet me first for some reason. Beside
I got tapes, So do you have that? Take all right,
jack I want you to take out hug Budd. Telluc
Bud we're gonna have to get to him tomorrow, okay,
because we're already running late here and uh, lady, I
would like to hear that tape.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
Please.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Well he's not here at present, but I am his manager.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I have no license, gure old.
Speaker 13 (19:26):
I want to take a look at this wild man.
Speaker 9 (19:28):
Oh yes, we've been expecting you.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Come on in, Lyle, show him to there.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
He is mumbo U.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Does he ever get out of control?
Speaker 11 (19:37):
Old?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Once in a while he kind of gets nervous and excited,
but we always calm him down by giving him candy.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Sweet things. He loves candy.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Watch mumbo yum up up.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yum, Yum him up.
Speaker 11 (19:54):
Hear him up, calls.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
Candy yum yum, eat him up, yum yum.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Everything's all right, go.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Ahead, and.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
The black sheep of the family ones make.
Speaker 15 (20:08):
Him look, we don't have more time on our hands
than y'all do.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
And he wishes them seeds would stay.
Speaker 9 (20:18):
Out of his ears too, calls candy yum yum, eat
them up?
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Or oh man, you know the video store is a
dangerous place for people like that.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Yeah,
celebrate in the beginning of hunting season. Here on the
Big Show today. Check out j D's in a second. First,
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(20:56):
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Speaker 3 (21:03):
Hang on, you win you some en minutes for right now.
Speaker 13 (21:07):
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Speaker 2 (21:09):
In JD's twenty.
Speaker 13 (21:09):
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Speaker 10 (21:14):
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Speaker 13 (21:16):
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(21:37):
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Speaker 1 (21:56):
That reads yayd JDS, What a Southern boy, everythank you,
every day fun scenario. Hi, y'all, let's play wordy word
for the Happy Herd one eight hundred Big Show, he
told free Line. We'll get a couple contestants. Play next.
(22:37):
Good morning, that's a big show on AL Radio running
through your Tuesday, October seventh, ed your track from the
make Show, Big Box. You'll grumpy old man hates pumpkin
spies few words, Hey honkin'.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Is there at the Big show dot com?
Speaker 11 (22:55):
And right now, let's play everybody's head about the bed,
a game.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
A berdy word about a wordy word. Let's meet the contestants.
We got a Robert from now to Tennessee. Good morning, Robert.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Morning, John boy man, just awesome, just awesome. Welcome in here.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Hey, listen, Hey to Mike, he's out of Matthias, West Virginia.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Good morning, Mike, Good morning. What's up boy morning?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
You are hard boys.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
There's Robert Tennessee, Robert, there's Mike West Virginia. Let's have
us a little show down here. Old wordy word boy.
Speaker 9 (23:32):
So it'll be Marcy and Mike.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Just sounds like you'll belong together.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yes, Mary and Mike.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
And John Boy and Roberto.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
All right there, all right, random words boys, any word goes,
any word. All right, my he relaxed me and Robert.
We'll go for the first thirty seconds. All right, you're ready, Mike,
I mean you're ready, Robert, I'm all right. Then art
the clock Now, Carolina Panthers is my hometown. All right,
(24:08):
this is what you buy lettuce out of that section
in the grocery store. You get lettuce out of the
blank section.
Speaker 9 (24:14):
Let us come.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, yes, okay, you go through one of these you
hope the light at the end of this is not
a train.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, okay, you grow crops. You are a botmer uh huh,
there you go. All right, Robert, GoodWork. Put a four
on the board. So Marsy and Mike for there.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Round one?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Mike you ready?
Speaker 11 (24:41):
I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
All right and go.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
Will you blank me a cup of coffee?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Please?
Speaker 10 (24:47):
Or yep you I do?
Speaker 6 (24:49):
They used to do this at blank the bottle was
a game. Blank the bottle and then you and then
you'd kiss.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
Here.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
This is the guy that leads the football team. He's
like either the teacher. He's the head. Yep, you you
either have a satellite or you have this. No, it's underground.
It's the opposite, but ugly.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Pretty all right, then put a five on the board.
I could hear that voice inside your head, Mike. It's crazy, Wow,
was it?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Robert good in case?
Speaker 10 (25:30):
Okay, all right, what the score is?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Five to four?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Robert leads by one. Let's see what we can do
for round two. Robert, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (25:39):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Brother?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
All right, start the clock now, punk her up and
give me a uh huh uh not subtraction, but plus
add the whole word subtraction. Or no, keep going, add
what and then there's more letters on that add yes, yes,
(26:06):
uh huh, this is a blank John letter.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
When you're gonna break up, write me a blank jar? Yes,
a guitar?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Blank?
Speaker 9 (26:13):
What you used to blanket?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah? It was pick.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
You're giving him that one, baby, I didn't think so.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Three on the four A seven for Robert so Tayler
and Mike two will tie three will win ready go.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
You'd smoke a Marlboro, Marlborough or a camel There are
types of what twitter, Yes, you you might put these
on your hands when it's cold outside. Bus you a
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Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yes, all right, Michael Williams eighty seven. Roder would come
on a little showing that buddy. But Jackie, give you
another shot down the road a ways?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
All right, you got it all right, man, appreciate you playing,
and Mike Matthias West Virginia is proud of you.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Getting your happy herd.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
You will get you a bigger body. Let us know
what happened. Oh, good morning, Big Show's Holo Radio.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Big request for John Boy, Big request for John Boyle.
John Boy like requests.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Michelle Range out of Madisonville, Tennessee. Michelle says, riggy be song.
I shot a clown, heard that in a while, Get
you coming up next.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Proud
of our boys. Jibe Mother Mary.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
In the road tonight with zz top's elevation to Knoxville, Tennessee,
moving in and around Knoxville, zz Top, No boys, jive.
Speaker 9 (28:26):
Mother Mary.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I'm not sure if Ricky B. Sharp is gonna be
opening for him.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
If you see a little guy writing a labradoodle on stage,
that would be him, just in case he doesn't make
the scene in Knoxville with no boys. It's getting a
little layer of time right here. It's my requence. Michelle
Rage out of Madisonville, Tennessee. There's one fan you got,
Ricky by.
Speaker 8 (29:06):
I was hunting with my crew, lickered up on homemade brew.
Something strange moved in the night. A big red nose,
A flash of white. Bang bang. I shot a clown,
bang bang, A double round bang bang. He hit the ground,
bang bang. I shot myself a cloud.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
What the hell did I just do?
Speaker 8 (29:47):
Blew him out of his big shoes. In my tears,
I thought I'd drowned.
Speaker 10 (29:52):
He dressed out at two hundred pounds.
Speaker 8 (29:55):
Bang bang. I shot a clown, bang bang, A double
round bang bang. He hit the ground, bang bang. I
shot myself a cloud. In my dreams, I always see
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a thousand clouds all chasing me.
Speaker 13 (30:41):
Problem.
Speaker 8 (30:48):
I realized that I did wrong.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
But we a clown all winter long, by.
Speaker 8 (30:54):
Far the best part of it all A clown had
on my trophy wall bang bang. I shot a clown,
bang bang, A double round bang bang. He hit the ground,
bang bang. I shot myself a cloud.
Speaker 10 (31:21):
Not so funny, now, isn't theren bozo.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Her?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
More than there's a big should the radio? More douggun
butters out of New Borze. He was making a pumpkin
spice album for kids. Give it the buddy. Here's who
hates pumpkin spice as a gang gift. We got a
budge there already there's an entire section. I guess you
gotta know how to look up pumpkin spice in the
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bit box. Yeah, just just search pumpkin for the key
words for this grumpy old man. If you want this
for your pumpkin spice album, I hate pumpkin.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
I think this will fit for my boy out there.
It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 10 (32:36):
Libbity flu. I'm old and I hate punkin spice.
Speaker 11 (32:42):
In my day, we didn't have no taste blood, torturing, palette, punishing, postmenopausal, pleasing,
gate tasting, too much spicing, not enough punkin holiday, ruining, gobbledygook.
All this time, I thought punkin Spice was that fat
English girl singer with a Donald Trump spray tan punkin spice,
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punkin Spice. Before the first leaf turns brown, all the
losers start to do with the little peepee dance for
that damn punkin spice. The same little way faced jackasses
who turn up their little yuppie pig noses when Aunt
Maple spends twelve hours in a hell hot kitchen to
create the perfect homemade punkin pie. They do naked cotwheels
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at the chance to spend twenty dollars for a hot.
Speaker 10 (33:26):
Froth and cup of puke colored coffee.
Speaker 11 (33:30):
Punkin spice, coffee, punkin spice, ice cream, punkin spice, air freshener.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
Punkin spice.
Speaker 9 (33:37):
Everything.
Speaker 10 (33:38):
It's a culinary orgy for the stupid.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
They even dared the sacrilege of making punkin spice spam.
Speaker 10 (33:46):
What a waste of perfectly good pork byproduct.
Speaker 11 (33:50):
I wish they'd make punkin spice repositories so they could
stick it up to bungholekdn't they do?
Speaker 10 (33:57):
Look at me. I'm a college educator.
Speaker 11 (34:00):
I did wit gobblin anything punkin til my yogurt pants
explode and the world seized my dimply button.
Speaker 10 (34:06):
My fots smell like Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Dad.
Speaker 10 (34:08):
Starbucks purpose punkin, and we liked it. We loved it.
Speaker 11 (34:17):
All these spoiled, rotten slop drilling turd whistles, they don't
know what it's like to be without punkin. When I
was a boy, punkins were scarce as pretty girls at
an Alabama football game. People didn't break into your house
to steal your money because nobody had any. They was
looking for the seasonal coin of the realm punkins. It
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was the year of the Great Punkin Famine. Ninety nine
percent of the punkin crop was wiped out by a
plague of Yugoslavian punkin weavils. The only place that had
punkins was at Ferlinger's General Store, and they cost more
than most folks made in a year. Me and my
gimpy cousin herman decided to break in and steal one punkin.
Speaker 10 (35:00):
Fever makes you do crazy things.
Speaker 11 (35:03):
We run after my granny's kitchen with our prize, and
pretty soon the glorious smell of.
Speaker 10 (35:08):
Punkin was everywhere.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
It was paradise.
Speaker 11 (35:12):
But our joy wouldn't last. Everyone in the house wanted
that punkin for themselves. The knives came out, and pretty
soon the punkin wasn't the only thing getting carved. Neighbors
started beating our door down. It was a blood bath.
Entire generations wiped out. The survivors took our heads, put
a candle in our mouth, and stuck us on the
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porch like a Jacky landing.
Speaker 10 (35:35):
Then they ate punkin using our seven hands as forks.
Speaker 11 (35:40):
Hunkery, donkery, picklespit. Look at me, I'm a dry punkin
sneak thief, murdered by my own insane kinfolk for a
spoonful of orange dew. Now I'm a grotesque Halloween decoration.
Be sure to blow in my ear to put the
candle out. It's an age of miracles, and we like it.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
We loved it.
Speaker 10 (36:03):
Punkins weren't always hard to come by.
Speaker 11 (36:06):
There was nineteen thirty eight, and we had a bumper
crop of the most beautiful punkins you ever did see.
Entire fields were bright orange. It was gonna be a
great year for the punkin farmers. And that's when it happened.
A big tanker truck full of nuclear waste tipped over
out on Root three, and thousands of gallons of glowing
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green ooze poured out over old Man Twilliger's Punkin Patch,
bubbling and plippity plopping on all those beautiful Punkins. Then
one of them freak thunderstorms rolled in lightning struck that
punkin patch. That's when them Punkins come to life, like
something out of one of them space movies. They pulled
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their vines out of the earth and started walking around,
eating anyone they'd got within reach. Now instead of us
eating the punkins, the punkins was eating nuts. The people
that only got bit turned into some sort of freakish
punk and monsters they had to name Paul. The entire state,
all of us, was burnt to a crisp in a great, big,
radioactive punkin pie, and it won first prize at the
(37:10):
County Fairy Apple d d Papally, do look at me,
I'm an inbred hill Billy ware punkin, My Mother is
biohazard and my Pappy is lightening.
Speaker 10 (37:20):
My cook guts in a pieshell won a Blue Ribbon.
Hate Science wonderful and we like it. We loved it.
Liberty flu I hate Punkin.
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Good morning. It's a Big Show on the radio. Rolling
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can tell by the music it's time to beat the blonde.
(00:45):
Let's meet our contestant. We got Jimmy from Haze Old Kentucky.
Good morning, Jimmy, Your morning, John God Dad, Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Welcome in here.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Boom boom.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
All right, Jimmy, we'll ask tell you some questions. You
agree or disagree, get too right for too wrong, and
you win. All right? Oh right, okay, t tight, what
here we go.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Let's not make this harder.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Sorry, I'm waiting you hit me.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Like which American car company became the first to have
vehicles assembled outside of the United States. You should know this,
I should Yeah, your average blonde.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
That's not That's not an easy one.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
I that's uh Ford Ford Ford was the first American
car company to do that outside.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
You as well, Jimmy, Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (01:51):
St I disagree?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
You disagreed with that? Yeah? She stumbled up sounded like
she had no idea what she was talking about. I
kind of tricked you into it, I guess.
Speaker 8 (02:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (02:07):
Well it was.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
During the early twentieth century, Forward had their model tea's
as symboled in factories in the US as well as Japan, Argentina, Canada, England, Spain, Denmark, France, Belgium,
Brazil and Norway.
Speaker 10 (02:19):
Spread it out, didn't they?
Speaker 8 (02:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
It didn't.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Wait, that was a model tea.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
About that?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, so there's one buzzer. Listen, let's see when you
get you baill Jimmy Tater. In two thousand, the makers
of Monopoly gave their cartoon spokesman rich Uncle Penny Bags
a maker for my speed.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Yes, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
His name was officially changed to mister Monopoly, and he
no longer would be depicted with something what was it?
Speaker 6 (02:48):
I'm gonna show my age on this one. They gave
him some Lacik eye surgery. They took away his monocle.
So now he's hippen'd happening.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Wow, So they took away his mono. Cool, well they do, Jimmy,
do you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 7 (03:05):
I believe I agree with it.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Dug away his cigar you can't have a man smoking
on a moard games I'm having a wig. Well, Jimmy,
we're gonna make you happy before we hang up on you, there, buddy,
So you hold for happiness all right.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
All right, buddy, keep talking, you all, and just kill
everybody up my alumn and God bless everybody, and hopefully
I'll try again sometime or new Well, you.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Gotta cover, Jimmy. We appreciate you, buddy, right there. Why
about the hour and top of your news. Let's get
our time capsule for this October.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
The seventh gets you a laugh before we call. All right,
we did another one. This is the award winning John
(04:32):
Boy and Billie Big.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
That is time for Oliver.
Speaker 11 (04:51):
Well, well, well, you know there's an old saying that
some people are dog people and some people are cat people.
I'm proud to say I'm a dog people. Meet Blue Dough,
my English bulldog. He's like a second child to me.
My wife says I spoil him, But I don't think so.
(05:13):
Little rain Booties isn't spoiling him. It's common sense. I
just think of myself as a caring, responsible pet owner,
even if it means I have to go without.
Speaker 9 (05:26):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 11 (05:28):
Blue sleeps about fifteen hours a day. He lounges wherever
he pleases, enjoying a variety of luxurious places to sleep.
He really enjoyed the expensive memory foam bed I got him.
Judging from how much of it he ate, I'd say
it was delicious. I sleep about six hours a night
(05:50):
on a lumpy hand me down mattress next to my
lumpy hand me down wife. Oh she's been married before.
Bluto has the best veterinary care available. He goes in
once a year for a checkup or whenever the need arises.
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Being English, his teeth are always a concern, so he
gets a visit to the doggie dentist on a regular basis.
He doesn't have insurance, so it all comes out of
his master's pocket. I only go to the doctor when
I can't stop the bleeding on my own. I'll let
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that one sink in for a little sip of coffee
and long ago page two. Bluto eats whenever he likes.
His meals are as good a quality as his master's
budget allows.
Speaker 10 (06:51):
Suffice to say he.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Eats like a king.
Speaker 11 (06:55):
He even has dishes with his name on it that
get washed after each meal to make sure his new
ttdritional needs I met. I'm happy to settle for a
little less. I'm very content with ramen noodles. You know,
if you cut up spam in it, it's like a
rednick Low Maine. I'm more than happy to take time
(07:15):
out of my day to take Bluto out to do
his business. Afterwards, I have to clean up after him.
I spend a few minutes behind a pooper scooper patrolling
the brown zone. As for me, if I run out
of toilet paper, I have to hope there's an old
sock within reach, and I'm wearing one right now. Probably
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ought to wash him first. Sometimes I have to be
a stern parent and punish Bluto when he's been bad.
If he shreds the newspaper or tears up a sofa pillow,
he gets a tap with a rolled up newspaper, and
you know what, he couldn't care less and it's still
up to me to clean up after him. Now, if
(08:04):
I make a mess, my wife hits me with a
rolled up newspapers and then I have to clean myself up.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
If I'm really.
Speaker 11 (08:12):
Bad, she makes me spend time with a damn family.
So with all that knowledge, I started adding things up.
Let's see here, Bludo lives in a nice neighborhood, in
a house bigger than he needs, and it's all rent free.
He spends all day sitting on his big old bulldog
(08:32):
butt doing nothing to earn his keep. All his medical
and living expenses are picked up by someone he's not
even related to.
Speaker 10 (08:39):
He doesn't do jack.
Speaker 11 (08:40):
Squat, and all his costs are covered by someone who
goes out and earns a living every day. That's when
it hit me like a ton of bricks. Holy crap,
My dog is a Democrat. But at least he has
a birth certificate.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 10 (09:09):
Donna flow that card out, you credit.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
There's a neighborhood, there's ain't no residential district.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Good morning radio done right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
That's what makes showing the radios. They gonna get connected
over red Hot y y yo, this.
Speaker 12 (09:49):
Hot turning Incorporated. Good this, y'all. If y'all ret your
look wrong at this because they are ashizl to turn
a thang out. You know, playing hot be the cheapest.
You know what I'm saying off of her, Jimmy Bold
a Herry so whip that chavoosa and hold off for Murray.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Did you say hip Hop Talent Incorporated?
Speaker 12 (10:12):
You know that's real? What's that my nippers just chilling
like a villain you heard?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Oh see, I'm not sure this hip hop thing is
really you.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yes, that's what I've been trying to tell Murray.
Speaker 12 (10:26):
But he says the agency needs a hipper immage.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Well how's that going?
Speaker 12 (10:31):
Not too good?
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Home?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Well, there's a sugar Diddy in the office.
Speaker 12 (10:36):
Hold on, I'll ax him, h J boy and be
dog on too. Hey, don't shake that in my grill.
You sring the drawback and now hold on?
Speaker 6 (10:48):
Gee?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
He coming yo, yo, Jimbo?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
What up?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Bowie?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Urry?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I don't think it's hip hop Talent Incorporated.
Speaker 9 (10:57):
Gammick is working for.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
You, man.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Come on now, why you want to hate on me
like that. I'm not even tight, yo.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
You're not even close.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, you're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
I'm not a thug. I'm a fifty five year old
Jewish guy.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
You know.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
It has been fun in the last couple of weeks.
So this whole getting into this whole street thing bought
an escalade, blinged it out with some low profile spinners
got a gold tooth being sealed and cruising the hood,
rolling up fatties and drinking Chrystal. But you know, I
discovered something. Being a gangster is expensive, especially if you're
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not moving. Fifty thousand CDs.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
A month I heard that.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I mean, I've blown so much cash trying to be
snoop Dogg. I'm down to my last fifty cents.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Out there.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
At this rate, I'll be lucky if I can buy
a bag of em and m I'm so broke. I
can't even afford a box of Chicken mc nuggets. Okay,
all right, all right, but hey, I do have good
news for you.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Got a big gig coming up this Saturday morning.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Oh yeah, all right, where.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
My driveway, I'm having a yard sell. I need to
unload a blinged out escalade, half a bottle of crystal,
and two fatties and a go too.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
We have to get back to you on that, murph.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, I thought you said that. Hey, listen, let's do
the lunch thing later. Have you on machine called by
a machine? But right now I feel like busting loose
and I feel like touching you can't nobody stop the juice.
So baby, tell me what's the youth? I said, it'scared
and hide in here. So take off all your clothes.
Chill take it.
Speaker 12 (12:36):
I am getting so hot I want to take my clothes.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Anything.
Speaker 13 (12:44):
No.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
In fact, you kind of start to freak me out.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
A twinkle twinkle, Baby, twinkle twinkle. Let me end a
shout out to my boy Bobby Too and Jimbo.
Speaker 9 (12:56):
Holla, good morning to Bakes.
Speaker 14 (13:00):
I was on a radio more big show right around
the corner. Good morning, this is big show. Plastic surgeon,
doctor Holland p Win. I fixed Jackie Quins, Randy Butt
and Smarty Morty's massive man hooded. Next up on the
John Boy and Billy Big Show Life Oh for John
(13:23):
Boy shin extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry, but a
brain transplanted a little lot of my league. But I'll
take a whack at it.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
I mean, what could it hat?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio saying
happy birthdays?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Do I texting on the Big Show payroll all these
years and been a man.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Barry Hobson Selement birthday burb been handy over the years.
The most hues I've gotten out of Barry so far
the whole time, most of about eighty percent of what
I see. Anyway, of course I don't see you working,
you know, do a regular business.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
And Bary, for the record, if he doesn't see you
doing something, he assumes you're doing nothing. Say you now.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Working on my air conditioner, you know, because we moved in,
you know what, the whole deal, these brand new studios
that we built, you know here said one thing that
I needed was just, you know, a good air conditioner
like we had the old studio.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Well you say it like you said it. See actually
you ordered it.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
That's the only thing, you know, my request. I mean,
all these computers and all this new women and stuff
like that.
Speaker 9 (15:01):
So we got in here and started warming up.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
You know, it was in the winter, moved into January,
and it was hot, wasn't it, Jackie, Yeah, it was hot.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
That's not exactly the level of enthusiasm he was looking
for me, man, I.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
Said, you stupid, one thing, I want air conditioned.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Meanwhile, we're all sitting around in parkas as a cold.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
It wasn't cold. So then Barry comes and works on
the mandon and shade trees. This whole deal up here
where it's like it went down to fifty degrees.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Barry's like that guy on Home Improvement.
Speaker 15 (15:38):
He's got like a you know, a Cessna engine hooked
up somewhere in the in the ceiling towels.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
It's throwing cold air in here at like a like
a wind tunneling.
Speaker 9 (15:46):
And then I know, you know, Billy backed me up.
I mean, you will be honest.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Women, they were doing that just so i'd suffer. They
were suffering cold because they to see me suffer being
cold for the first time ever.
Speaker 9 (15:58):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I'd forgot to answer that because I really didn't understand
the question.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
I thought I was with you there for a second,
and you got a loss for you there.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
All right, let me say Fox played this like here
I am now I'm freezing, okay, right, you Rany and Jackie,
everybody around and Barry, they got so cold and they
aren't saying anything about how cold it is. Right. They
were doing that because they wanted me to say that
I was cold exactly.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Oh absolutely, okay, Oh no doubt about it.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
Well that's what I wondered, and I held out for
as long as I could.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Oh yeah, you're the iron Man super here around.
Speaker 9 (16:40):
But Lucas Aaron Lewis.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
You know Eric dies guy.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
So we brought some monitor. He was fifty degrees and
like a fifteen mile an hour wind.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Windshill.
Speaker 9 (16:48):
Actually do the math.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
The windshills about thirty eight degrees.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
I'm serious. So anyway, so I snapped one day.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I know what you're doing.
Speaker 9 (16:57):
You ain't saying nothing about it because you don't miss.
Speaker 10 (16:59):
Okay, I'm cold, I'm phrasing. Please help me.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
John Boy knows it's already, it's running. So what we
got now is you're too communic.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Barry got a metal plate hooked up with a paper clip,
shoved up the air conditioning fent where it's hanging over,
deflecting the air.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
That looks like and Alf could be worse. You should
have heard where he originally was gonna shove it.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
Well, what kind of it's like a metal plate?
Speaker 5 (17:33):
You somebody came out of the head of a Vietnam vet.
Speaker 9 (17:36):
Like a plate hanging down on a paper clip.
Speaker 10 (17:39):
And I know too.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
This is another thing that I know y'all are waiting
for that to follow my head.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
No, no, no, be ridiculous. Berry's wired to remote control.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
We know when it.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
But anyway, it works comfortable back shorts, t shirt, my
working clothes. Everybody's happy, ah jacket, see again.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Look calls. If daddy ain't happy, ain't nobody has.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
Always Brady was here, somebody get excited with Oh all right, I.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Wanted to part.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
I remember trying to explain Barry, you know, kind of
telling everybody, telling him about everybody, giving a description of everybody.
I got to John boy, I actually still have tape.
You want to hear me when I'm describing them to
Barry about you?
Speaker 14 (18:31):
Right?
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Is he vicious?
Speaker 13 (18:35):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
He's perfectly harmless.
Speaker 7 (18:37):
Or he only has the mentality of a child's seven
years old?
Speaker 10 (18:41):
And I was French track.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Oh already these satellite people are here, are they? Remember?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I know you were telling me about we're gonna go
twenty four hour satellite. We got stuff, you know, playing
down the road, and we wanted to, like, you know,
open it up.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
But right, Jackie, the guys have.
Speaker 9 (19:02):
To meet me.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
They want to meet me first for some reason. Beside
I got tapes, So do you have that? Take all right,
jack I want you to take out hug Budd. Telluc
Bud we're gonna have to get to him tomorrow, okay,
because we're already running late here and uh, lady, I
would like to hear that tape.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
Please.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Well he's not here at present, but I am his manager.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I have no license, gure old.
Speaker 13 (19:26):
I want to take a look at this wild man.
Speaker 9 (19:28):
Oh yes, we've been expecting you.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Come on in, Lyle, show him to there.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
He is mumbo U.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Does he ever get out of control?
Speaker 11 (19:37):
Old?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Once in a while he kind of gets nervous and excited,
but we always calm him down by giving him candy.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Sweet things. He loves candy.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Watch mumbo yum up up.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yum, Yum him up.
Speaker 11 (19:54):
Hear him up, calls.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
Candy yum yum, eat him up, yum yum.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Everything's all right, go.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Ahead, and.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
The black sheep of the family ones make.
Speaker 15 (20:08):
Him look, we don't have more time on our hands
than y'all do.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
And he wishes them seeds would stay.
Speaker 9 (20:18):
Out of his ears too, calls candy yum yum, eat
them up?
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Or oh man, you know the video store is a
dangerous place for people like that.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
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(22:37):
Good morning, that's a big show on AL Radio running
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make Show, Big Box. You'll grumpy old man hates pumpkin
spies few words, Hey honkin'.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Is there at the Big show dot com?
Speaker 11 (22:55):
And right now, let's play everybody's head about the bed,
a game.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
A berdy word about a wordy word. Let's meet the contestants.
We got a Robert from now to Tennessee. Good morning, Robert.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Morning, John boy man, just awesome, just awesome. Welcome in here.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Hey, listen, Hey to Mike, he's out of Matthias, West Virginia.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Good morning, Mike, Good morning. What's up boy morning?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
You are hard boys.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
There's Robert Tennessee, Robert, there's Mike West Virginia. Let's have
us a little show down here. Old wordy word boy.
Speaker 9 (23:32):
So it'll be Marcy and Mike.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Just sounds like you'll belong together.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yes, Mary and Mike.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
And John Boy and Roberto.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
All right there, all right, random words boys, any word goes,
any word. All right, my he relaxed me and Robert.
We'll go for the first thirty seconds. All right, you're ready, Mike,
I mean you're ready, Robert, I'm all right. Then art
the clock Now, Carolina Panthers is my hometown. All right,
(24:08):
this is what you buy lettuce out of that section
in the grocery store. You get lettuce out of the
blank section.
Speaker 9 (24:14):
Let us come.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, yes, okay, you go through one of these you
hope the light at the end of this is not
a train.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, okay, you grow crops. You are a botmer uh huh,
there you go. All right, Robert, GoodWork. Put a four
on the board. So Marsy and Mike for there.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Round one?
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Mike you ready?
Speaker 11 (24:41):
I'm ready?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
All right and go.
Speaker 6 (24:43):
Will you blank me a cup of coffee?
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Please?
Speaker 10 (24:47):
Or yep you I do?
Speaker 6 (24:49):
They used to do this at blank the bottle was
a game. Blank the bottle and then you and then
you'd kiss.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
Here.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
This is the guy that leads the football team. He's
like either the teacher. He's the head. Yep, you you
either have a satellite or you have this. No, it's underground.
It's the opposite, but ugly.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Pretty all right, then put a five on the board.
I could hear that voice inside your head, Mike. It's crazy, Wow,
was it?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Robert good in case?
Speaker 10 (25:30):
Okay, all right, what the score is?
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Five to four?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Robert leads by one. Let's see what we can do
for round two. Robert, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (25:39):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Brother?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
All right, start the clock now, punk her up and
give me a uh huh uh not subtraction, but plus
add the whole word subtraction. Or no, keep going, add
what and then there's more letters on that add yes, yes,
(26:06):
uh huh, this is a blank John letter.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
When you're gonna break up, write me a blank jar? Yes,
a guitar?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Blank?
Speaker 9 (26:13):
What you used to blanket?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah? It was pick.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
You're giving him that one, baby, I didn't think so.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Three on the four A seven for Robert so Tayler
and Mike two will tie three will win ready go.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
You'd smoke a Marlboro, Marlborough or a camel There are
types of what twitter, Yes, you you might put these
on your hands when it's cold outside. Bus you a
cheddar blank, tied up cheddar blank, mice eat it cheddar blank,
swiss blank?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yes, all right, Michael Williams eighty seven. Roder would come
on a little showing that buddy. But Jackie, give you
another shot down the road a ways?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
All right, you got it all right, man, appreciate you playing,
and Mike Matthias West Virginia is proud of you.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Getting your happy herd.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
You will get you a bigger body. Let us know
what happened. Oh, good morning, Big Show's Holo Radio.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Big request for John Boy, Big request for John Boyle.
John Boy like requests.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Michelle Range out of Madisonville, Tennessee. Michelle says, riggy be song.
I shot a clown, heard that in a while, Get
you coming up next.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Proud
of our boys. Jibe Mother Mary.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
In the road tonight with zz top's elevation to Knoxville, Tennessee,
moving in and around Knoxville, zz Top, No boys, jive.
Speaker 9 (28:26):
Mother Mary.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
I'm not sure if Ricky B. Sharp is gonna be
opening for him.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
If you see a little guy writing a labradoodle on stage,
that would be him, just in case he doesn't make
the scene in Knoxville with no boys. It's getting a
little layer of time right here. It's my requence. Michelle
Rage out of Madisonville, Tennessee. There's one fan you got,
Ricky by.
Speaker 8 (29:06):
I was hunting with my crew, lickered up on homemade brew.
Something strange moved in the night. A big red nose,
A flash of white. Bang bang. I shot a clown,
bang bang, A double round bang bang. He hit the ground,
bang bang. I shot myself a cloud.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
What the hell did I just do?
Speaker 8 (29:47):
Blew him out of his big shoes. In my tears,
I thought I'd drowned.
Speaker 10 (29:52):
He dressed out at two hundred pounds.
Speaker 8 (29:55):
Bang bang. I shot a clown, bang bang, A double
round bang bang. He hit the ground, bang bang. I
shot myself a cloud. In my dreams, I always see
(30:20):
a thousand clouds all chasing me.
Speaker 13 (30:41):
Problem.
Speaker 8 (30:48):
I realized that I did wrong.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
But we a clown all winter long, by.
Speaker 8 (30:54):
Far the best part of it all A clown had
on my trophy wall bang bang. I shot a clown,
bang bang, A double round bang bang. He hit the ground,
bang bang. I shot myself a cloud.
Speaker 10 (31:21):
Not so funny, now, isn't theren bozo.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Her?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
More than there's a big should the radio? More douggun
butters out of New Borze. He was making a pumpkin
spice album for kids. Give it the buddy. Here's who
hates pumpkin spice as a gang gift. We got a
budge there already there's an entire section. I guess you
gotta know how to look up pumpkin spice in the
(32:15):
bit box. Yeah, just just search pumpkin for the key
words for this grumpy old man. If you want this
for your pumpkin spice album, I hate pumpkin.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
I think this will fit for my boy out there.
It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 10 (32:36):
Libbity flu. I'm old and I hate punkin spice.
Speaker 11 (32:42):
In my day, we didn't have no taste blood, torturing, palette, punishing, postmenopausal, pleasing,
gate tasting, too much spicing, not enough punkin holiday, ruining, gobbledygook.
All this time, I thought punkin Spice was that fat
English girl singer with a Donald Trump spray tan punkin spice,
(33:02):
punkin Spice. Before the first leaf turns brown, all the
losers start to do with the little peepee dance for
that damn punkin spice. The same little way faced jackasses
who turn up their little yuppie pig noses when Aunt
Maple spends twelve hours in a hell hot kitchen to
create the perfect homemade punkin pie. They do naked cotwheels
(33:23):
at the chance to spend twenty dollars for a hot.
Speaker 10 (33:26):
Froth and cup of puke colored coffee.
Speaker 11 (33:30):
Punkin spice, coffee, punkin spice, ice cream, punkin spice, air freshener.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
Punkin spice.
Speaker 9 (33:37):
Everything.
Speaker 10 (33:38):
It's a culinary orgy for the stupid.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
They even dared the sacrilege of making punkin spice spam.
Speaker 10 (33:46):
What a waste of perfectly good pork byproduct.
Speaker 11 (33:50):
I wish they'd make punkin spice repositories so they could
stick it up to bungholekdn't they do?
Speaker 10 (33:57):
Look at me. I'm a college educator.
Speaker 11 (34:00):
I did wit gobblin anything punkin til my yogurt pants
explode and the world seized my dimply button.
Speaker 10 (34:06):
My fots smell like Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Dad.
Speaker 10 (34:08):
Starbucks purpose punkin, and we liked it. We loved it.
Speaker 11 (34:17):
All these spoiled, rotten slop drilling turd whistles, they don't
know what it's like to be without punkin. When I
was a boy, punkins were scarce as pretty girls at
an Alabama football game. People didn't break into your house
to steal your money because nobody had any. They was
looking for the seasonal coin of the realm punkins. It
(34:39):
was the year of the Great Punkin Famine. Ninety nine
percent of the punkin crop was wiped out by a
plague of Yugoslavian punkin weavils. The only place that had
punkins was at Ferlinger's General Store, and they cost more
than most folks made in a year. Me and my
gimpy cousin herman decided to break in and steal one punkin.
Speaker 10 (35:00):
Fever makes you do crazy things.
Speaker 11 (35:03):
We run after my granny's kitchen with our prize, and
pretty soon the glorious smell of.
Speaker 10 (35:08):
Punkin was everywhere.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
It was paradise.
Speaker 11 (35:12):
But our joy wouldn't last. Everyone in the house wanted
that punkin for themselves. The knives came out, and pretty
soon the punkin wasn't the only thing getting carved. Neighbors
started beating our door down. It was a blood bath.
Entire generations wiped out. The survivors took our heads, put
a candle in our mouth, and stuck us on the
(35:33):
porch like a Jacky landing.
Speaker 10 (35:35):
Then they ate punkin using our seven hands as forks.
Speaker 11 (35:40):
Hunkery, donkery, picklespit. Look at me, I'm a dry punkin
sneak thief, murdered by my own insane kinfolk for a
spoonful of orange dew. Now I'm a grotesque Halloween decoration.
Be sure to blow in my ear to put the
candle out. It's an age of miracles, and we like it.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
We loved it.
Speaker 10 (36:03):
Punkins weren't always hard to come by.
Speaker 11 (36:06):
There was nineteen thirty eight, and we had a bumper
crop of the most beautiful punkins you ever did see.
Entire fields were bright orange. It was gonna be a
great year for the punkin farmers. And that's when it happened.
A big tanker truck full of nuclear waste tipped over
out on Root three, and thousands of gallons of glowing
(36:27):
green ooze poured out over old Man Twilliger's Punkin Patch,
bubbling and plippity plopping on all those beautiful Punkins. Then
one of them freak thunderstorms rolled in lightning struck that
punkin patch. That's when them Punkins come to life, like
something out of one of them space movies. They pulled
(36:47):
their vines out of the earth and started walking around,
eating anyone they'd got within reach. Now instead of us
eating the punkins, the punkins was eating nuts. The people
that only got bit turned into some sort of freakish
punk and monsters they had to name Paul. The entire state,
all of us, was burnt to a crisp in a great, big,
radioactive punkin pie, and it won first prize at the
(37:10):
County Fairy Apple d d Papally, do look at me,
I'm an inbred hill Billy ware punkin, My Mother is
biohazard and my Pappy is lightening.
Speaker 10 (37:20):
My cook guts in a pieshell won a Blue Ribbon.
Hate Science wonderful and we like it. We loved it.
Liberty flu I hate Punkin.
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