January 21, 2025 • 33 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy’s new cape has us brainstorming on a catchy Superhero name using the initials “JB”.. - Marvin Webster’s Uncle has signed up to be a drug tester.. - The King of some third world country is looking for a bride.. - Somebody moved John Boy’s cheese.. - In honor of the unintended Superhero theme we’ve stumbled onto today, we’ve got an episode of Married Man that puts his whole team on the set of a TV Game Show.. - Oliver takes a hard look at a listener’s feedback.. - Tom Mabe gets some revenge on a carpet cleaning telemarketer.. - Rev and Good pay us a visit.. - and we’ll wrap up with some positive feedback from our mailbag…
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Still another pass bag for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now. It's a big sello. Let somebody better damn
it than me, tell you than me all right.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Time might be the Big Show that still freaking him
up at you?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Whoa, it's you, Marcel.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
What am I doing well?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
When I'm not hanging up on racing fat boy and
trying to cure Beds of her terminal blondness.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I'm listening to my two.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Favorite straight white Southern points, John boyant Billie on the
Big Show. Oh, Marcel, just stop No, I won't tell
Randy you s that.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Hello, good morning, you got a big show right here
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on the radio. Look at those some emails here with
the Big Show dot Com. I'm writing to inform you
that I can no longer tolerate the thinly veiled bigotry
and racism of the John Boy and Billy Show. I
guess I used to ignore it and tried to believe
it wasn't really happening because I enjoyed the show otherwise,
But it got worse racial stereotyping, homophobia. Those who file
(01:32):
with the Big Show, of course, have every right to
broadcast their ideas, just as the Klan has every right
to march in the streets. Those rights are protected by
the First Amendment, and I'm fully aware that representatives of
the show would argue that I don't have to listen
to the show if I don't like what I hear.
So that's what I'm doing. I've stopped listening to the
show and the local station broadcasting it. I just thought
(01:53):
I would let you know. Feel free to contact me
if efforts are made to change the situation, or don't.
A former listener J taate Jay, that's the initial J
Tait Waynesville, North Carolina, Oliver.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, Well, well, so initial J. Tait thinks John Boy
and Billy and the Big Show represent the thinly veiled, seamy,
fish white underbelly of racism and bigotry. Why you even
go so far as to make an insinuated comparison of
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The Big Show's content with a.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
K K K march?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
How dare you? We don't do marches and our merchant
I sells better. And if you truly were a listener
of this show, you would know that we never ever
do anything thinly veiled. Let me preach on it racial stereotyping. Well,
(03:04):
since you make no specific references I'll just say that
we reserve the right to make fun of everybody, including ourselves.
We have to laugh at ourselves, for there is no
more mocked and maligned figure in the world today than
the straight white Southern male. And if it's good enough
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for us, brother, it's good enough for all those wacky
minority types like Arabs and in Indians both kinds with
dots and feathers, and Japanese and Afro Americans and Jamaicans
and Chinese and Irish and the English and Swedish and
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Vietnamese and the Scottish and the Spanish, and Russians and Canadians,
Cajuns and the Polish and those cowardly French and the
gutlass Germans. We can send those damn Yankees. And if
you're keeping scoring, apparently you are, Initial J.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Tate.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
We also make fun of Buddhists and Protestants and Catholics
and Muslims and Christians and witches too. Why in one
playhouse alone, playing only one character, MASSI makes fun of
at least ten of these, You see, when all is
said and done, Initial J.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Tait.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
That's what comedy is all about, making sport of other people,
stupid people, people with no sense of humor, people not
content to just live and let live, but those who
insist on babysitting the rest of the world because dog Garnet,
we're just not smart enough to take care of ourselves,
you know, initial J. Tait people like you, so put
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your petty fears to rest. Everything here at the Big
Show is just honky dory, get it.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio Tuesday,
January the twenty first. The aforementioned prize package up for
grabs right now. Kurnavan's quiz. What are we dealing with? Bidley?
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Our topic? Bill Clinton goes to college. Oh, hold on
to you, but alright then one eight hundred Big Show.
You're toll free line caller nine. You'll play take sea,
You'll win. Good morning, A Big Show is on a radio.
(06:10):
You ready girl?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Okay? Quiz you pep squad. We have Doug out of Greenville,
South Carolina.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Up.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Good morning, Doug. How's everybody? I mean where all right?
How are you good? Now? Are you John boy or Doug?
I'm confused doing Doug's line? All right, Doug, listen up, buddies,
if you can win this thing.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Doug ex President Bill Clinton is the subject of a
new college level course at the University of Arkansas. The course,
entitled The Clinton Presidency, will be broadcast by the c
SPAN cable network, but one controversial asp back to the
course is a It's sponsored by the William J. Clinton Foundation.
(07:06):
B it may gloss over some of the controversy of
Clinton's presidency or see half of the final grade is
based on an oral exam.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I guess I have to on that one. You all
thought I was stupid for taking the Andy Griffith course.
All right, Doug, you in, buddy, all right, hold on that,
Doug Jackie, We'll get you information. Thank you. Good morning.
(07:43):
You got the Big Shoe on the radio. More chances
for you to win coming up after your news weathers marts. Yeah,
this is your old pals, you Stine Lablain.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
When I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle
Whiskey and I played a right fine gumbo off my
best friend Woodrow Boodro and that sassy sack off here
us on live bet. I'm listening to those tool Wacky
Cage and John Boy and Philly right there on that
there Big Shoe, who wee there is funny I guary
on pee.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Morning, the big show is on the radio. What's the
latest on the telemarketers?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
And still we still hate them?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh good, good, Well, let's just enjoy Tom Made getting
some revenge on them while we here. We all right,
run that right there?
Speaker 7 (08:57):
Yes, this mister's man. This is time from give Me
Carpet Cleaning.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
We're calling people in your area to tell you about
our twenty nine ninety.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Oh my gosh, I can't. I can't believe you called.
Look can you guys get blood out of the carpet? Well,
I got blood all over the place.
Speaker 8 (09:13):
Man, Oh well, okay, yeah, sure, I.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
Mean I got I got on the drates, I got it,
I got it on the couch, I got.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
It all over the flight there. Oh my gosh, there,
David might.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Be no, no, no, no, look here, can you can
you can you cover now?
Speaker 8 (09:30):
Alright? Look I'm at thirty three. I don't know. I
have to I have to look at what's your name?
Speaker 7 (09:36):
What's your name? I love here, I got so you
can do me a favor here. Whatever you're gonna make
this one, I swear I'll double it. I'll pay you
a cat. What's that shoe do you wear?
Speaker 8 (09:49):
I'll go back. I got blood.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
The look the lost says, someone breaks in your house
and you shoot them. That's okay, right, you've heard that law,
like someone.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
Breaks in your house? Yeah, if you want me.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
To call the no, no, no, that does that like
apply to your relative or something?
Speaker 6 (10:06):
You think?
Speaker 8 (10:07):
Well, I don't know. I mean I need you, man,
I need to help me.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
I don't know what to say.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
You sure? What about me having somebody call you or
something new? What do you what do you mean? What
do you mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
I want you to come clean? And I want I
need this carpet clean. I wanted like I want up
where there's you?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
You got a big band?
Speaker 8 (10:31):
Are you you mean a van? Well that they will
be They've got tuesday.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
No, no, look you you can you come home? Can
you clean carpet?
Speaker 8 (10:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
No, I'm just to tell her.
Speaker 8 (10:41):
I just went on. Sorry, I can't just give you
the prices.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
No no, no, oh man, I gotta go.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
I gotta go by trouble.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Hell mister maybe.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Yeah, yeah, it's mister.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Mab coffee clanning place.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, Hi.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
I speaking with one of.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
Our call marketers, and he had mentioned that that.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
That you had some difficult to remove sayings and you
need some assistance immediately from.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Gouey carpet planning.
Speaker 8 (11:15):
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
I'm the same sounded come serious. We'd be happy to assist.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
In any way.
Speaker 9 (11:23):
Do you need us to get called.
Speaker 8 (11:26):
The police or anything like that. No, no, what happened to.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
I was shaving and it just got a little our
control bus. Thanks for thanks for the call. Appreciated.
Speaker 8 (11:36):
I appreciate it. Thanks somebody.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. That's
bringing the boys. Reverend Ernest Lison's here. That microphone right there, buddy,
that's it. That's all. That's it. Yeah, good morning.
Speaker 10 (12:16):
Now, John Botch, Bill Are, Randy, Robert d Revofool Hey Jack,
what up?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Girlfriend? Who I like that out here?
Speaker 10 (12:25):
It's off the easy for chezy.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (12:28):
I've been interviewing people for the new youth pastor there
at the church nod honestly since here. Hell, I just
talked to a friend of mine, Reverend Jesse Curry, from
a local Baptist church and one of my independent Baptist brethren.
He went to the monthly meeting of the County Ecumenical
association the other day. Now, normally we independent Baptists don't
go in for that kind of stuff. But he said,
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the deacons and his church talked to me in the
gone They said, Ralph, they gonna be carving up the
turf spiritually speaking, you might as well get your seat
at the table. So he said, all right, I reckon,
I'll go down there. So while Jesse was out, he said,
there was a fire broke out in the building. Building
caught on fire. He said, it was very interesting to
see the reaction of all the different denominations in the
assembly room. He said, being an independent Baptist, I spoke
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at first. I said, see, it's the wrath of God.
I told y'all not to compromise you, doctor, he said. Meanwhile,
the Methodist got together in the corner and formed the
prier chain and the Presbyterians a point of the chairperson
to pick a committee to look into the fire and
then submit a written report. Meanwhile, the evangelical said the
fire was the result of all this secular humanism over
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the last forty years, and the televangelists said the fire
was retribution for the sins of the church, and the
Quakers praised God for.
Speaker 11 (13:42):
The blessings that fire brings.
Speaker 10 (13:44):
And meanwhile the Lutherans posted a notice on the door
said fire is evil and it exploits women and minorities.
Fall Roman Catholics were passing the collection plate to cover
the damage, and then the Episcopalians formed a procession and
marched out of the room. The Christian scientists said the fire.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Was all in your mind.
Speaker 10 (14:03):
The Pentecostal said, look, it's.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
The Holy Spirit.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
And the Willow Creek.
Speaker 10 (14:07):
Megachurch advertised it there's a barbecue and sold tickets to Calaba.
Speaker 12 (14:11):
Worldwide Church of.
Speaker 10 (14:12):
God made a two hour video and they sold copies
on the website, but they only made enough money to
cover the cost of the production. And the irange people
from the Bucket Brigade, Jerry Farewell and Pat Robinson was down.
They bleamed on the Pagans and the Bosonists, and the
feminists and the homosexuals, and the American Civil Liberties Union
and the people for the American wag And finally the
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church secretary got up from the table, went and got
the fire extinguisher and put the fire.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Did I miss anybody?
Speaker 8 (14:39):
I got?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Thank you about maybe the Seventh day Advitist?
Speaker 10 (14:42):
No, they weren't there. They didn't like what day the
meeting was being here. Anyway, let us jered keys, give it.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Golf for your headliner. Hell, he's good right freshted that
hide balls like that? How about your blah? What I
love went on the side.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
Hide.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I got some hume for you. I did is this
little girl would ask her name, she'd always reply I'm
mister sugar Brown's daughter. Or her baba told her I
was wrong, she must say I'm Jane sugar Brown. Well,
the preacher spoke to her Sunny School said, aren't you
mister sugar Brown's daughter. She said, well, I thought I was,
But mob says I'm not. I got that little sunn
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school teach store here, She asked her little children as
they rolled away to church service. And why is it
necessary to be quiet in church?
Speaker 8 (15:26):
What?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Little girl looked up and said, uh, couse, people are sleeping.
That's not your church. His kidding is that? Little girl
asked her bob. She said, can I go outside and
play with the boys. Her baba said no, you can't
play with the boys. They're too rough. Little girl sat
there thought about it. Man, She said, well, if I
find a smooth one, can I play. All right, I
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got one. That's a true store about my old boy, Herbert.
He's a buddy, he's bared, he's well older. Fred's still
buried by the way, Herb gotta go it old.
Speaker 8 (15:53):
Was that?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
No, that was Joe, No, seriously, that was true about that. Anyway,
he came home from a business trip right about with
a store was hitting. It was thundered and lightning. He
came into his bedroom about two of the morning, found
his two kids in bed with his wife. Apparently you
don't scared about store. Well, he went on, went and
slept in the guest bedroom back night. But the next
day he wanted to talk to children. He said, it
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was all right to sleep with Bob when the store
was bad, but with his home. Please don't sleep with
Bob back now, because that was his place. Well, he
took the next business trip. Several weeks later, his wife
and kids come pick him up at the airport. Well,
we got down the gate. Little kid was standing him
all far off. Run up and said, hey, Dad, I
got some good news. Old Herbert said, real light, Well,
wats the good news? Oh boy? Hollered out and said,
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nobody slept with Bobby while you were away this time.
All right, that's here, we're gonna get down that here
we got, we got, good morning, you got the big
show on the radio. More chances for you to win
coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keel. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, baking the cookies of discontent by the
heat of the Laundroman family, leaving his soul and then
(17:19):
like in portragal dot dot dot, you know, kind of
host set up leaving his soul hearten the waters of
the Medulla. Oblong God with John boy and Billy on
the Big Show.
Speaker 13 (17:35):
Like that one, John Boyd, good morning, there's a big
(18:19):
show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I'm member the letter Jay Tait we got earlier, and
Oliver responded from our complaint department, been getting some stuff
on that for the Big Show dot com or seven
oh four, five seven oh one, three six nine, dude,
what a jay hoole, Just a couple of you. I
wanted to start my dad. I was saying, how much
I enjoy your show. I love how you're able to
make fun of people in the situation that otherwise won't
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be I have just one thing to say to those
people to keep writing in grow up. You're about to
find work, and of course you can make fun of me.
I'm just a thirty seven year old overweight that's fat,
white heterosexual male enjoys racing wrestling TV and working on
my Extreme Race CARB. It hates taking out trash, doing
dishes in any other house work. Guess Frank in Greensboro,
North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
I think he has a cape too.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Think you need one? Frank? Hey, listen, it is dear
John Boy and friends of the Big Show. I am
writing in an effort to clear my name. The morning
of January twentieth, as I listened on the drive to work,
you can imagine my horror as you responded to a
complaint from a former listener who signed only as j
Period Tait. I am Ja Tait also, and I certainly
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don't want to be confused with that Jay Tait, who
obviously thinks you'll just a bunch of shallow, narrow minded
rednecks who poke fun at minorities. Duh. Anyway, not to digress,
I'm a great fan of the Big Show. I want
to clear, but beny misunderstandings to anyone who may have
heard Jay Tait and miss the location of that listener,
which was North Carolina. I live in the Greenville, Mississippi area,
and have a name, which is Jamie Tait. Firstly, I
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think if you feel the need to express your opinion,
you should be willing to own the responsibility of it,
Ja Tait. If you are too chicken to sign your
name when giving your personal opinions, then perhaps you should
keep them to yourself when you're speaking audibly to people.
Do you use ventriloquism so you won't have to be
responsible for anything you say? No, We'll then sign your
name to your correspondence, so the rest of the jay
(20:09):
taits out here won't have to answer for your cowardice.
Speaker 12 (20:13):
You're playing with people's lives.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio, so
might run marched down Taylor class time. I'm gonna take
color nine one, eight hundred Big Show. I won't play
in fourth, fifth, sixth grade level educational material. In this
thing we call stupid quiz versus, one of the three
correct nswers wins this big oldforementioned prize package. Come on,
let's do it. Good morning, A big show is on
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the radio.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Come out.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
Have you seen Junior?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Is great? It's gone, Kick is saying, shall wait me
calling him a nine. We have got Sherry from Perry, Florida.
Good morning Sherry, Oh, morning, morning, morning boy.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
How you do excuse me? I've got my heart in
my chest and my cup of tea just ain't the
same as that cup of coffee.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Well, first of all, your chest is where your heart
should be.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Well, honey, I know, but when you're a thirty eight
d it kind of mixed big county noise.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, well hello, yes, oh. The only one in the
studio that can agree with you well, naturally his Marcy.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
When I was in the military, I had to carry
a thirty eight and I was known as double thirty heart. Yeah. Well,
I come from a farm. You can't be be scared
of your utters, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yes? All right, baby, Well let's jump on in. Oh
share a touchstone phone. I got distracted there, touch touch
another number for me if you would? All right, okay,
there you go, yeah, loud and clear. I got to
bail first one with three wins me three correct answer? Nah?
Speaker 6 (22:32):
Well, I tell you what you just might do it
just because of my excitement.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
All right, well here we go. Let's settle down. Mar
math class, Math class.
Speaker 11 (22:42):
When you add two double ds.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
You get a happy boy. I got that one.
Speaker 11 (22:52):
When you add two numbers together, you get a some
What do you get when you divide?
Speaker 6 (22:57):
You get four? Go ahead, go ahead, you get what
you divide into two? Oh no, no, that is divide.
Now see what I mean? I already got me turn listen,
all right, John boy, you better go ahead.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
And it's not that your dream.
Speaker 11 (23:21):
All right?
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Let me see my was my bus side of.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Well, there's a reason they don't have a video called
Girls Gone Smart.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Let me say, you add you get a sum you
divide quotient? No, no, man, I E thought it was
multiple bro. So it's not a product, is it? That's multiplication?
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I don't know, man, call that dividend dividend?
Speaker 6 (23:53):
You know that being a corporation, boy, John boy? Now
may being get a thirty eight?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Dude?
Speaker 11 (24:00):
I guess how about US and world history? I think
I can pronounce all of these right. What American disaster
took place in nineteen o six? Was it a the
dust Bowl, B the San Francisco earthquake or see the
stock market crash.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, you're right. What that's funny, it's correct.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
I'm from California. I could know that one.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Earth quite earthquake. Boy, I bet you jiggled.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Well.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
I wasn't even even thought.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Okay, yeah, all right, Sherry is up one to nothing.
You didn't fall out of your mind? All right, all right? Geography, geography.
Speaker 11 (24:43):
Which of these lakes is one of the great lakes?
A lake Ontario?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Lake, Ontario?
Speaker 11 (24:52):
That was one of the choices.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Well it was, No, is that wrong?
Speaker 8 (24:55):
No?
Speaker 11 (24:56):
I just pronounced it wrong, So that's why. Yeah, you
got that right.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
It is right?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, all right, you got away.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
You don't have to wait for the.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Okay, baby, you buzz only and that's one to one, alright?
Speaker 5 (25:08):
English?
Speaker 10 (25:09):
English.
Speaker 11 (25:10):
When you store your airplane, you put it in a hangar.
Where do you keep your railroad train? A in a barn,
B in a roadhouse? CE and a derby, Ah, Sherry, roadhouse.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
That's right, roadhouse, it's around it's a roundhouse.
Speaker 11 (25:27):
What this said roadhouse?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I read road I read roadhouse? Off letter?
Speaker 11 (25:35):
Have it?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I got to go to the bathroom? O good science class?
Speaker 11 (25:45):
In what season is the earth closest to the sun?
A winter, b Summer C.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Did I get it summer? Nor where her? Right?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I got beets.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
I think you gave that one to me, but I'll
take it anyway.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
You take it, Sherry, you earned it.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
Oh, thank you so much, sweethearted. Listen, you guys get
a lot of complaints, but I want you to know
that controversy is what makes a show. I mean, with
comedy and humor, you're going to step on somebody's toes,
no matter whose it is, including the people that are laughing.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
A few years you'll be stepping on something else, all right.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
So you boys just keep on.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Stepping all right, Cherry, thank you, baby. You hold on, Jackie,
get your information. We'll get this prize package.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
You so much. Thank you, very very good.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
All right, you try to loosen up and have a
good day. You are okay, hang out for Jackie, Baby,
get your info back on Classic Bit of the Morning.
Next Good Morning. Ever body got a big show right
here on the radio is January twenty first. On this
day in nineteen ninety four, Loraina It was found temporarily
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insane and not guilty of malicious wounding her husband's We
will you know, but today this opportunity to play one
of the most requested songs ever. Here on the Big Show.
It's coming up next. Good morning, a big show. It's
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on your radio, coming up. We're gonna play stupid Quiz.
I told you in this State. Nineteen ninety four, Lorena
Bobbert found temporarily insane and guilty of performing brain surgery
on her husband. Eh that song about our butts bigger
than Baden. Here we go, Weed, it's going see it's
(28:12):
going away. Colleen. You like Aween, You like Allen.
Speaker 8 (28:17):
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He was going.
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He let go like you like to leave.
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Queen slashed his peep, his tiny peeping It left the
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She threw his shovel cock. Then the cops came and
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In WITCHO, that looks like a job for Tracy.
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In the cooler, the flaming cooler. They picked it up.
B the doctor catched it. Then we attached him. It
still don't wear quite wrong. So were the bedroom the
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quiet bedroom, the bobbage leaps to the in the kitchen
the downstairs kitchen.
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Lorena ground her not we're going.
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Away.
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The Wieners got.
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Favorite straight white Southern points, John boyant Billie on the
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and Billy and the Big Show represent the thinly veiled, seamy,
fish white underbelly of racism and bigotry. Why you even
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The Big Show's content with a.
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K K K march?
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How dare you? We don't do marches and our merchant
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since you make no specific references I'll just say that
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We have to laugh at ourselves, for there is no
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for us, brother, it's good enough for all those wacky
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dots and feathers, and Japanese and Afro Americans and Jamaicans
and Chinese and Irish and the English and Swedish and
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Vietnamese and the Scottish and the Spanish, and Russians and Canadians,
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Tate.
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Tait.
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you know, initial J. Tait people like you, so put
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Doug ex President Bill Clinton is the subject of a
new college level course at the University of Arkansas. The course,
entitled The Clinton Presidency, will be broadcast by the c
SPAN cable network, but one controversial asp back to the
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B it may gloss over some of the controversy of
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I guess I have to on that one. You all
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All right, Doug, you in, buddy, all right, hold on that,
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us on live bet. I'm listening to those tool Wacky
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there Big Shoe, who wee there is funny I guary
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like someone.
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Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. That's
bringing the boys. Reverend Ernest Lison's here. That microphone right there, buddy,
that's it. That's all. That's it. Yeah, good morning.
Speaker 10 (12:16):
Now, John Botch, Bill Are, Randy, Robert d Revofool Hey Jack,
what up?
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Girlfriend? Who I like that out here?
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It's off the easy for chezy.
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So I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (12:28):
I've been interviewing people for the new youth pastor there
at the church nod honestly since here. Hell, I just
talked to a friend of mine, Reverend Jesse Curry, from
a local Baptist church and one of my independent Baptist brethren.
He went to the monthly meeting of the County Ecumenical
association the other day. Now, normally we independent Baptists don't
go in for that kind of stuff. But he said,
(12:49):
the deacons and his church talked to me in the
gone They said, Ralph, they gonna be carving up the
turf spiritually speaking, you might as well get your seat
at the table. So he said, all right, I reckon,
I'll go down there. So while Jesse was out, he said,
there was a fire broke out in the building. Building
caught on fire. He said, it was very interesting to
see the reaction of all the different denominations in the
assembly room. He said, being an independent Baptist, I spoke
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at first. I said, see, it's the wrath of God.
I told y'all not to compromise you, doctor, he said. Meanwhile,
the Methodist got together in the corner and formed the
prier chain and the Presbyterians a point of the chairperson
to pick a committee to look into the fire and
then submit a written report. Meanwhile, the evangelical said the
fire was the result of all this secular humanism over
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the last forty years, and the televangelists said the fire
was retribution for the sins of the church, and the
Quakers praised God for.
Speaker 11 (13:42):
The blessings that fire brings.
Speaker 10 (13:44):
And meanwhile the Lutherans posted a notice on the door
said fire is evil and it exploits women and minorities.
Fall Roman Catholics were passing the collection plate to cover
the damage, and then the Episcopalians formed a procession and
marched out of the room. The Christian scientists said the fire.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Was all in your mind.
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The Pentecostal said, look, it's.
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The Holy Spirit.
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And the Willow Creek.
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Megachurch advertised it there's a barbecue and sold tickets to Calaba.
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Worldwide Church of.
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God made a two hour video and they sold copies
on the website, but they only made enough money to
cover the cost of the production. And the irange people
from the Bucket Brigade, Jerry Farewell and Pat Robinson was down.
They bleamed on the Pagans and the Bosonists, and the
feminists and the homosexuals, and the American Civil Liberties Union
and the people for the American wag And finally the
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church secretary got up from the table, went and got
the fire extinguisher and put the fire.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Did I miss anybody?
Speaker 8 (14:39):
I got?
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Thank you about maybe the Seventh day Advitist?
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No, they weren't there. They didn't like what day the
meeting was being here. Anyway, let us jered keys, give it.
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Golf for your headliner. Hell, he's good right freshted that
hide balls like that? How about your blah? What I
love went on the side.
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Hide.
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I got some hume for you. I did is this
little girl would ask her name, she'd always reply I'm
mister sugar Brown's daughter. Or her baba told her I
was wrong, she must say I'm Jane sugar Brown. Well,
the preacher spoke to her Sunny School said, aren't you
mister sugar Brown's daughter. She said, well, I thought I was,
But mob says I'm not. I got that little sunn
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school teach store here, She asked her little children as
they rolled away to church service. And why is it
necessary to be quiet in church?
Speaker 8 (15:26):
What?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Little girl looked up and said, uh, couse, people are sleeping.
That's not your church. His kidding is that? Little girl
asked her bob. She said, can I go outside and
play with the boys. Her baba said no, you can't
play with the boys. They're too rough. Little girl sat
there thought about it. Man, She said, well, if I
find a smooth one, can I play. All right, I
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got one. That's a true store about my old boy, Herbert.
He's a buddy, he's bared, he's well older. Fred's still
buried by the way, Herb gotta go it old.
Speaker 8 (15:53):
Was that?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
No, that was Joe, No, seriously, that was true about that. Anyway,
he came home from a business trip right about with
a store was hitting. It was thundered and lightning. He
came into his bedroom about two of the morning, found
his two kids in bed with his wife. Apparently you
don't scared about store. Well, he went on, went and
slept in the guest bedroom back night. But the next
day he wanted to talk to children. He said, it
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was all right to sleep with Bob when the store
was bad, but with his home. Please don't sleep with
Bob back now, because that was his place. Well, he
took the next business trip. Several weeks later, his wife
and kids come pick him up at the airport. Well,
we got down the gate. Little kid was standing him
all far off. Run up and said, hey, Dad, I
got some good news. Old Herbert said, real light, Well,
wats the good news? Oh boy? Hollered out and said,
(16:36):
nobody slept with Bobby while you were away this time.
All right, that's here, we're gonna get down that here
we got, we got, good morning, you got the big
show on the radio. More chances for you to win
coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keel. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, baking the cookies of discontent by the
heat of the Laundroman family, leaving his soul and then
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like in portragal dot dot dot, you know, kind of
host set up leaving his soul hearten the waters of
the Medulla. Oblong God with John boy and Billy on
the Big Show.
Speaker 13 (17:35):
Like that one, John Boyd, good morning, there's a big
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show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I'm member the letter Jay Tait we got earlier, and
Oliver responded from our complaint department, been getting some stuff
on that for the Big Show dot com or seven
oh four, five seven oh one, three six nine, dude,
what a jay hoole, Just a couple of you. I
wanted to start my dad. I was saying, how much
I enjoy your show. I love how you're able to
make fun of people in the situation that otherwise won't
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be I have just one thing to say to those
people to keep writing in grow up. You're about to
find work, and of course you can make fun of me.
I'm just a thirty seven year old overweight that's fat,
white heterosexual male enjoys racing wrestling TV and working on
my Extreme Race CARB. It hates taking out trash, doing
dishes in any other house work. Guess Frank in Greensboro,
North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
I think he has a cape too.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Think you need one? Frank? Hey, listen, it is dear
John Boy and friends of the Big Show. I am
writing in an effort to clear my name. The morning
of January twentieth, as I listened on the drive to work,
you can imagine my horror as you responded to a
complaint from a former listener who signed only as j
Period Tait. I am Ja Tait also, and I certainly
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don't want to be confused with that Jay Tait, who
obviously thinks you'll just a bunch of shallow, narrow minded
rednecks who poke fun at minorities. Duh. Anyway, not to digress,
I'm a great fan of the Big Show. I want
to clear, but beny misunderstandings to anyone who may have
heard Jay Tait and miss the location of that listener,
which was North Carolina. I live in the Greenville, Mississippi area,
and have a name, which is Jamie Tait. Firstly, I
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think if you feel the need to express your opinion,
you should be willing to own the responsibility of it,
Ja Tait. If you are too chicken to sign your
name when giving your personal opinions, then perhaps you should
keep them to yourself when you're speaking audibly to people.
Do you use ventriloquism so you won't have to be
responsible for anything you say? No, We'll then sign your
name to your correspondence, so the rest of the jay
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taits out here won't have to answer for your cowardice.
Speaker 12 (20:13):
You're playing with people's lives.
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Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio, so
might run marched down Taylor class time. I'm gonna take
color nine one, eight hundred Big Show. I won't play
in fourth, fifth, sixth grade level educational material. In this
thing we call stupid quiz versus, one of the three
correct nswers wins this big oldforementioned prize package. Come on,
let's do it. Good morning, A big show is on
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the radio.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Come out.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
Have you seen Junior?
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Is great? It's gone, Kick is saying, shall wait me
calling him a nine. We have got Sherry from Perry, Florida.
Good morning Sherry, Oh, morning, morning, morning boy.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
How you do excuse me? I've got my heart in
my chest and my cup of tea just ain't the
same as that cup of coffee.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Well, first of all, your chest is where your heart
should be.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Well, honey, I know, but when you're a thirty eight
d it kind of mixed big county noise.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, well hello, yes, oh. The only one in the
studio that can agree with you well, naturally his Marcy.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
When I was in the military, I had to carry
a thirty eight and I was known as double thirty heart. Yeah. Well,
I come from a farm. You can't be be scared
of your utters, you know what I mean?
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Yes? All right, baby, Well let's jump on in. Oh
share a touchstone phone. I got distracted there, touch touch
another number for me if you would? All right, okay,
there you go, yeah, loud and clear. I got to
bail first one with three wins me three correct answer? Nah?
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Well, I tell you what you just might do it
just because of my excitement.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
All right, well here we go. Let's settle down. Mar
math class, Math class.
Speaker 11 (22:42):
When you add two double ds.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
You get a happy boy. I got that one.
Speaker 11 (22:52):
When you add two numbers together, you get a some
What do you get when you divide?
Speaker 6 (22:57):
You get four? Go ahead, go ahead, you get what
you divide into two? Oh no, no, that is divide.
Now see what I mean? I already got me turn listen,
all right, John boy, you better go ahead.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
And it's not that your dream.
Speaker 11 (23:21):
All right?
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Let me see my was my bus side of.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Well, there's a reason they don't have a video called
Girls Gone Smart.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Let me say, you add you get a sum you
divide quotient? No, no, man, I E thought it was
multiple bro. So it's not a product, is it? That's multiplication?
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I don't know, man, call that dividend dividend?
Speaker 6 (23:53):
You know that being a corporation, boy, John boy? Now
may being get a thirty eight?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Dude?
Speaker 11 (24:00):
I guess how about US and world history? I think
I can pronounce all of these right. What American disaster
took place in nineteen o six? Was it a the
dust Bowl, B the San Francisco earthquake or see the
stock market crash.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, you're right. What that's funny, it's correct.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
I'm from California. I could know that one.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Earth quite earthquake. Boy, I bet you jiggled.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Well.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
I wasn't even even thought.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Okay, yeah, all right, Sherry is up one to nothing.
You didn't fall out of your mind? All right, all right? Geography, geography.
Speaker 11 (24:43):
Which of these lakes is one of the great lakes?
A lake Ontario?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Lake, Ontario?
Speaker 11 (24:52):
That was one of the choices.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Well it was, No, is that wrong?
Speaker 8 (24:55):
No?
Speaker 11 (24:56):
I just pronounced it wrong, So that's why. Yeah, you
got that right.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
It is right?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, all right, you got away.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
You don't have to wait for the.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Okay, baby, you buzz only and that's one to one, alright?
Speaker 5 (25:08):
English?
Speaker 10 (25:09):
English.
Speaker 11 (25:10):
When you store your airplane, you put it in a hangar.
Where do you keep your railroad train? A in a barn,
B in a roadhouse? CE and a derby, Ah, Sherry, roadhouse.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
That's right, roadhouse, it's around it's a roundhouse.
Speaker 11 (25:27):
What this said roadhouse?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I read road I read roadhouse? Off letter?
Speaker 11 (25:35):
Have it?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I got to go to the bathroom? O good science class?
Speaker 11 (25:45):
In what season is the earth closest to the sun?
A winter, b Summer C.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Did I get it summer? Nor where her? Right?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I got beets.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
I think you gave that one to me, but I'll
take it anyway.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
You take it, Sherry, you earned it.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
Oh, thank you so much, sweethearted. Listen, you guys get
a lot of complaints, but I want you to know
that controversy is what makes a show. I mean, with
comedy and humor, you're going to step on somebody's toes,
no matter whose it is, including the people that are laughing.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
A few years you'll be stepping on something else, all right.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
So you boys just keep on.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Stepping all right, Cherry, thank you, baby. You hold on, Jackie,
get your information. We'll get this prize package.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
You so much. Thank you, very very good.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
All right, you try to loosen up and have a
good day. You are okay, hang out for Jackie, Baby,
get your info back on Classic Bit of the Morning.
Next Good Morning. Ever body got a big show right
here on the radio is January twenty first. On this
day in nineteen ninety four, Loraina It was found temporarily
(27:01):
insane and not guilty of malicious wounding her husband's We
will you know, but today this opportunity to play one
of the most requested songs ever. Here on the Big Show.
It's coming up next. Good morning, a big show. It's
(27:39):
on your radio, coming up. We're gonna play stupid Quiz.
I told you in this State. Nineteen ninety four, Lorena
Bobbert found temporarily insane and guilty of performing brain surgery
on her husband. Eh that song about our butts bigger
than Baden. Here we go, Weed, it's going see it's
(28:12):
going away. Colleen. You like Aween, You like Allen.
Speaker 8 (28:17):
You're like Aween.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
You like away, You like the way you lad. He went,
Queen like Queen.
Speaker 8 (28:26):
He was going.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
In the bedroom, the quiet bedroom. The bobbit chaps to
the in the kitchen, the downstairs kitchen, Lorena grabs you
went to leave.
Speaker 8 (28:45):
He let go like you like to leave.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Queen slashed his peep, his tiny peeping It left the
nasty scar stuffed his rocket into her pocket and drove
off in the corner out the window, the Nissan window.
(29:29):
She threw his shovel cock. Then the cops came and
found the unit and outlined.
Speaker 9 (29:37):
In WITCHO, that looks like a job for Tracy.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
In the cooler, the flaming cooler. They picked it up.
B the doctor catched it. Then we attached him. It
still don't wear quite wrong. So were the bedroom the
(30:24):
quiet bedroom, the bobbage leaps to the in the kitchen
the downstairs kitchen.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Lorena ground her not we're going.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
Away.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
The Wieners got.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Good morning. You got a big show right here on
the radio.
Speaker 6 (31:39):
Let us, oh week, got letters to get your letter
and saday.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Mail band, nail bad nail today, reach right.
Speaker 8 (31:49):
And pull it out.
Speaker 10 (31:52):
Let us.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
I love those letters.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
The last win.
Speaker 8 (31:55):
I let you got to say, oh.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Boy, mail mad.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Look at those Some emails here from the Big Show
dot com. The ultimate response to a dear John letter
got his An Army ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While
he was there, he received a letter from his girlfriend,
and the letter she explained that she had slept with
two guys while he had been gone. She wanted to
break up and she wants pictures of herself back. So
the ranger does what any squared away ranger would do.
(32:26):
He went around to his buddies and collected all the
unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed
about twenty five pictures to his girlfriend with the following
note I'm sorry, I can't remember which one you are,
but please take the one that belongs to you and
send the rest back. Funny let's see it one. On Wednesday,
fifteenth January, heard part of a letter from the CIA
(32:48):
operative on the current opinion of most countries in regards
to the United States. Before the end of that segment,
I lost this signal miss arrest as anyway to get
a hard cover at that letter. Also, I'm a non
commissioned officer in the United States Army station in Fort Hood.
I just want to say thank you for all you
guys do. You're pretty big down here with a huge
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