July 30, 2024 • 40 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:29):
Good Tuesday morning, and it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
On to do your July thirtieth.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Today's feature track from The Big Show, Big Box The
Redneck Whisperer Episode one the Booter. Search for keyword whisper
when you hit that bit box at the Big Show
dot Com click out on their contest one you can't
get to, we'll call you contest you'd like the play, specifically,
we can make that happen to listen it. It's time
(00:59):
for beat the Blonde as made. I contestant is Ken
out of Western West Virginia. Hello, Kin, Hello, hey buddy,
we are all someome welcome in here.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Monkst us. That's ken On.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
What hello you Saunded? Just like Redneck Barbie, I can't.
We'll ask tell you some questions. She'll answer. You agree
or disagree whether you think she's right or wrong. Two
bells for two buzzers.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You win. Yes, all right, Marcia.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
According to the time honored Irish tradition.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I saw that right up your trade.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Ay, yes tradition.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay, let's at a bachelorrett party. No, that's a bachelor
here we go. Okay, yeah, so you know more about
bachelor parties. The room should propose a toast to the bride.
Then what should everyone.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Do at the bachelor party? Everyone should tip the stripper,
tip the stripper. I know that my Irish can folks
break the glass.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
They break the glass after the toast to the bride.
All right, Ken, agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I want to disagree?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh he was right. Tried to lead your dic tater
at a bachelor parties.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Very shit.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Yeah she didn't have all the Catholic stuff down, but
the drinking.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Part she got the tradition stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, So Ken, that's a buzzer right off the bed.
So here we go, punch the groom. Right, here we go.
According to the children's song, the bear went over the mountain.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
To see what he could see?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
What did he see?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Bear went over the mantain.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
The bear went over the mountain. The bear went over
the mountain.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Let's see what he to find a place to peek?
There it is.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I remember.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh, I'm glad he wasn't going to the woods because
you know what.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah, he went to the other side of the mountain.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, he went to the other side of the mountain.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I just say, he what did he see?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
What did he see? He saw he saw a tree
A yes, he.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Was taking a painting to work out Ken.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Now, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Hey, I have to disagree?
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Like wow, okay, yeah, yes, uh.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
He wanted to see the other side of the mountain.
Where he was at the other side of the mountain.
That's what I thought you were saying that.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
He made me think that I was saying it.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Clues.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Don't help me, but help Ken?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
All right, all right, but hey that's good so Ken,
it's still alive.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, you get a bail right here.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
We're gonna win that big old mount.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
On a Pigles prize pack. Taylor, no pressure.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
What would you be studying if you came across terms
like leakage, liquidation and limping assets?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (04:26):
I saw this on the side of the box adult papers.
You need to study that box telling you studying engineering, engineering,
engineers problems.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Ah, engineering is what Taylor says it's about.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Ken.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (04:50):
I'm going to agree.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
You agree with engineering and assets? Thing assets, the linguage
of liquidation. You might be right?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Well, can a good news for you, buddy. We got
a nice consolation prize. We'll get to you up in Weston.
All right, all right, I'm the first time caller here.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Boys, all right, boy appreciates you.
Speaker 9 (05:15):
Hh.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Have you don.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
The limping assets? Then then think them a dim capsule.
There's July thirty on the Huther time.
Speaker 10 (06:02):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 10 (06:17):
Well, good morning, mister Rayford. I'm doctor Crane. Good to
see you again. I understand you've been having some trouble
getting to sleep at night. I will I see you. Well.
This may sound a tad unorthodox, but hit me out
on this. I think a little hypnotherapy might be beneficial
in your case. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yes, yes.
(06:39):
I know many people are skeptical about hypnosis at first,
but I think if you'll give it a chance, it
might surprise you. If you're ready, we'll just jump right
in like whatever you know. All right, then, sir Rayford,
once you just relax, relax, take slow, deep breaths in
and out, in and outs. You're listening only to the
(07:01):
sound of my voice. You're slipping deeper and deeper into
a more and more relaxed state. All right, sounds like
your body is relaxed. Let's relax your mind. Reade slow,
breathe deep, go to your happy place. That's it. Now
(07:29):
you're completely relaxed, completely at ease.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
All right.
Speaker 10 (07:38):
I want you to go back in time for me,
back in your mind, back to the earliest point in
your life that you can remember.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Goo goo goos ha ha ha.
Speaker 10 (07:48):
Schools go good. Now your mother is singing you a lullaby?
What song is she singing.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Over the weekend?
Speaker 11 (07:59):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (08:02):
I see? Can you remember anything else about this particular time?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh? I did love those sheep?
Speaker 10 (08:08):
Oh so you hear cheap? And about how old are
you right now?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I'm having a good time. I just don't want to
be distracted.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
I want your attention.
Speaker 10 (08:22):
Oh I see. So as a toddler you had trouble
getting your parents to pay attention to I want you
to think back when you tried to get some attention
from your father. How would he react? You ought to
act more grown up? Interesting? And what about your mother?
(08:48):
And how did this make you feel?
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Fascinating?
Speaker 10 (08:57):
Now I want you to go forward in time just
a little bit. Think about your teenage years. Tell me
about your first girlfriend right now, think back to an
evening when you were say out on a date with her.
Speaker 11 (09:15):
Let me call you, sweetheart, I'm in love with you.
Let me whisper actually loved me, the love like burning
in your eyes, so blue.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Let me sovet sweetheart.
Speaker 10 (09:42):
So when she would whisper sweet nothings into your ear,
let's say what sort of things would she say to you? Ooo?
Note to self, this patient has problems beyond the scope
of my particular.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Spa tars rooke shimo out of you.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
Yes, mister Rayford. I'm going to bring you back to consciousness.
Now let's begin moving forward in time. Okay, now you're
an adult. It's the early nineteen seventies.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Hour on down with rock and roll.
Speaker 11 (10:16):
Come on, longly, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely.
Speaker 10 (10:20):
All right, now it's the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
Anyway you want it, Pats, where you get it, anyway
you want it?
Speaker 10 (10:28):
All right? Now we're moving into the nineties.
Speaker 11 (10:31):
Oh, bos and gold. Yes, this is little cold set
the course of the North Pole.
Speaker 10 (10:40):
And now you're almost back to the present.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Pass off from a barber.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
All right, I'll clap my hands. You'll be totally awake
and completely refreshed.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Robert D.
Speaker 10 (10:52):
Raiden, No get back on him, came talk Robert D. Rayford.
Mister Rayford, I'm not sure I'm the person to help you, frankly,
so I'm not going to charge you for the session.
Speaker 11 (11:06):
Hallelujah, hallnlja her oh Lord, hallelujah, Halleloya.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I don't know ya.
Speaker 10 (11:18):
Uh mss test marker. Would you have security coming here
and escort mister rayf had out? Please pass off for
and tell him to please hurry. Job Boy and Billy.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
How does it feel?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
It's like falling in love?
Speaker 10 (11:42):
Good morning, We're yelled dumb right.
Speaker 12 (12:11):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Looks
like we're ready, so action. Hello friends, you're old pal.
Speaker 13 (12:22):
Burtburn here with another tonsil twizzling episode of John Boy
and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Operation Examination. As our story opens,
a sexy young blonde is lying on a gurney outside
the operating room, about to go into surgery. All right, sweetie,
you stay here and the doctor will be along shortly
to check on you before your procedure.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Okay, thanks, I hope it doesn't take much longer. I'm
so nervous. You know I'm naked under here.
Speaker 13 (12:47):
You know, I know you'll be here in the Jeff
sit tight snow white, A man in a white coat
approaches the patient.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
There you are, let me just pull back the sheet
and check things out here.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
He pulls back the sheet and examines her.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Your hands are cold.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Okay, everything looks fantastic.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Are we going to surgery now?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Probably?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
As the man leaves, another gentleman in a white coat
steps up.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Ah, hello, let's just have a quick look.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
See here, The man pulls back the sheet and gives
her an examination.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Okay, well, everything looks tipped top.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Are we going into surgery now?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Shortly?
Speaker 8 (13:27):
Good?
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Because I'm cold?
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Yeah, I could see that now, if you'll excuse me.
Speaker 13 (13:33):
A moment later, another man in a white coat arrives. Well,
I've heard a lot about you. Let's take a look here.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
When am I having the surgery? All these examinations are
they really necessary?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I have no idea.
Speaker 13 (13:46):
We're just here to paint the ceiling. We hope you've
enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Stay bared the guy
from flooring when I take a pea tune in next
time when we'll hear these slightly drunk anesthesiologists.
Speaker 10 (14:07):
Saying, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Good more than everybody more big show to come.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Hang where you are, yo?
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This is ike and for all of five one one
you need on all things redneck.
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Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bidley right here on the Big Show. I listened to
something else my own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn
broke off the.
Speaker 13 (14:36):
Knob in the Cadile Act.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Patrick never mind.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Pets out.
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We gotta set up just click on that banner when
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our man upping at him? And I said, Louis Wizzar, he.
Speaker 10 (16:30):
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Speaker 2 (16:33):
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He's got scoops, who's.
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Who's up the dude?
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Speaker 1 (16:41):
The show presents sorceryes And here's our man, Terry hands
a good morning Terry. Hello there guy, Hello, hello buddy.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
All right, So Terry told us last week you're gonna
tell us about the first show you produced for TBS
Sports now, just so so I keep you you you've
had so many jobs and titles. When did you get
to TBS? Where were you coming from when you went
to TBS?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Word for Turner.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
I was coming from the Washington Diplomats in DC, okay,
and I got to Atlanta in seventy eight, and the
first guy I really met there was Bob Neil, who
was gonna he taught me TV.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Oh Man.
Speaker 8 (17:19):
I told him I'd teach soccer him to him if
he taught me TV. Later he and I did games.
I'll talk about that in another report uh later on
in the season here. But Bob was an on air guy. Uh.
He was a producer, a writer, and executive. He was everything.
He had an idea. He wanted to do a live
audience show. And Robert Westler was the guy that we
(17:42):
reported to. He started the NFL today, oh Man. So
he wanted to have a site where we would do something,
have a tough ticket for people and have an audience
and I would and I would warm up the audience.
So I had to find the site, make it a
tough ticket, warm up the audience. And I was still
in soccer, and we selected the stadium club. It was
(18:06):
on eight to nine on Saturday nights and was called
Football Saturday on TBS. Many people thought this was the
best show we ever had. Paul Horning was on there.
He had his picks every week. One week they tried
to hurry him up and he goes, wait a minute,
on camera. Wait a minute, we own this network. I
can go as long as I want to. And then
(18:27):
we had Alex Hawkins, you know, the old coach guy.
He wrote the book Captain Who, and this is my
story and I'm sticking to it. And then we had
Norm Van Brocklan. The first day he met me, he says,
you don't look like Hanson. I'm gonna call you O'Reilly.
So he called me O'Reilly for two years. He was
so nervous before the air that Wussler said to his secretary,
(18:49):
get Van Brocklin a screwdriver. Five minutes later, she walks
up with a real screwdriver from the truck. Neil was
the host, writer and a traffic cop. And as they said,
I did the camera, and I used to go before
the show and pick out the pretty people and put
them on camera. They'd always leave some seats on camera
(19:10):
right behind the set. And Paul did his thing. And
one time he said something about Ben Brocklan, something about
Hawk did that because he went to South Carolina, and
Ben Brockln said, well, you can get into South Carolina
with an expired fishing license. And somebody asked Norm what
(19:32):
I really did. He said I think he's the Matri d.
Speaker 13 (19:38):
Our.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Biggest job I probably had is I had the babysit
Hawkins and Paul, but it was an eighteen eighty one
and then in eighty two we ended up going to
do college football, so it ended it was a great
It was just a great show and people loved it
that the audience. I made it a hard ticket. I
took it to Harrison, which is a bar in Atlanta,
(20:01):
and I said, get this out to just a very
few people. You be the ticket broker. So it became
a real, real hard ticket because people knew they would
get on television. And we own the Stadium club, which
is why I had it there, so we're just paying
ourselves to do it. And the live audience and all
that kind of stuff, and we had the football field
(20:21):
lit and that was the back of the set and
it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I'll go for two years and.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I'm telling um so Hanson with from a show that
he put on with Paul Horning, Norm Van Brox and
Alex Hawkins to John Boy, Billy and Tater.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yeah, well.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
That's awesome, man, that's Hall of famers right there.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Good stuff, handsome, Thank you, my Buffy sharing it with
us and next week we'll say you got anything on
tab what's you going talk about?
Speaker 8 (20:50):
I got a little bit of surprise for you next week.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
All right, nice, nice looking forward to it, buddy, have
a great rest of your week.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Love you mean it.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
It's a big show on the radio only through your Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
We got our featuring track from The Big Show Good Box,
the Redneck Whisperer Episode one, the Pooter.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
There's for key word whisper to find out why this
was a hit show.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Bigger ling when you hit the Big Show dot com
and right now and everybody's head about the bad the
bigger word word do the word you word.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
We got Mike from Cold Facts Louisyama Every morning, Mike,
what's in the Big Show? Here you are and welcome
in here, and buddy you're playing. Jordan from Oakland City, Indiana.
Good morning, jordans Man.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Are you there?
Speaker 8 (22:11):
Buddy?
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Come here there? You okay?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Good Jordan? Good?
Speaker 8 (22:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
We all said here Louisiana versus Indiana, don't have this
matchup quite off.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
A lot of pressure on you, guys, you know is
going down, baby, Okay, Well, y'all.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Know how the Olympians feel during the opening ceremonies dancing
around those luggage.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Mike and John Boy on one team, Taylor and Jordan
on the others. All right, there, so Jordan, y'all relax,
Me and Mike could go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
All right, Mike, you holler mout buddy, All right, Mike,
be ready, Okay, okay, alright, start the clock now.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Ice is blanked, water frozen. Yes, uh huh oh I
just said this the redneck blank when you talk, yes,
uh huh. Bugs, Bunny was a rabbit.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Let's make it.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Let's make a no no, yes, okay, walk with one
of these. Hand me down my walking Kate.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yes, uh huh. A six blank of beer, A six
hack yeah, uh huh, hey, good work six on the board.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Good my playing at Louisa and he was ready. Well,
let's see what Jordan and Tator can do for their
round one. Jordan, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (23:42):
I am ready?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
All right and go.
Speaker 16 (23:45):
Sometimes they call your significant other of this that is
your blank in crime, your yes, uh, you have a
metal blank. It finds things, or a radar blank. It
lets you know where it is.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Yes, this is a mixed drink. It's a mix can
style drink with salt around the rim.
Speaker 16 (24:04):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Oh, another drink. This one's frozen.
Speaker 16 (24:07):
It's usually strawberry and they put wooed cream on top
of Yes, sir, and Kentucky Derby drink. It has mint
in it.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Oh, I'm wrong. Yeah, I was like, I'm wrong. No,
I didn't it anyway, But you did put a four
on the board to cut Mike's lead the two all right.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
I mean Mike listened to all my clues.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Uh, by the way, on round one, did I do
my crutch of yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
After everybody got won't remember Bobby ma'am said he messed
me up? Yeah, so did I say? All right the
way Bobby, I was thinking about that, and I use
that to reset I think my brain.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
You know, when the contestant gets.
Speaker 8 (24:51):
The word, Bobby says, quit it.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I still doing They notice, Okay, I'm trying to to
think about it right now. We don't want to mess
it up.
Speaker 11 (25:02):
Mike.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
You want us to do it with you?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
No, we got we gotta look at Mike and this drink. Man,
This it ain't no way nobody's gonna get this drink
right here? So do you all agree that's just ungivable?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
You're gonna have to say it. I guess you just
to give.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I'm gonna have to give it away, I guess because
it is the next word up. So yeah, see, Tater
thought it was a mint jul. Oh you thought that
was meant? Yes, well it's not a mint julo. But yeah,
is it a Mexican drink.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
It's a Brazilian drink.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
It's a Brazilian drink, not a very popular one.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
It's very he's very in those What.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
About Louisiana down there.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
In the French?
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Get a point for trying?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
All right, Yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Drink was Mahito. I don't even know what that's about.
It's RUMs uh Europe, Jill, I don't know what it's about.
I don't care that you know it does Mike, Mike,
did you know that, would you?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
All right, so good.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Do that day.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Let's keep that in mind if you come up a
word and we'll have a talk. See we can talk
it out, sure, and working out amongst house.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
He's ahead, Mike.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Let's uh, let's see what we can do.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, uh huh, All right, Okay, start.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
The clock now, James Bond, drink this kind of drink.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Shaka not stirred Martin, Martin, Okay, now this is a
blender drink his two words. If you like blanky blankeys
and getting caught in the rape?
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Do you like these drinks?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Okay? This is with vodka and tomato juice. Hey, what Mary,
that's it? Uh huh yeah, yeah, that is one step
the correct It is crunch. Hey, my good work. What
do we get?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Three on a six and nine score? All right, Jordan
and Tator, this is in reach for y'all. This will
be one of those wonderful Tater comebacks that we've seen.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Just shat at Yeah, five, five will.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
T I enforce over time? Six will win? Jordan?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Ready, go, We are in the blank of July middle No, okay, yeah,
what is it? It's thirty one days?
Speaker 8 (27:43):
Is in a what.
Speaker 13 (27:45):
And g here you go?
Speaker 16 (27:47):
All right, hey, you can't see so you put these on? Yes,
uh this this woman gave birth to your uh uh
the woman that this woman gave.
Speaker 10 (27:57):
Birth to the woman that gave birth to you grandmother.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Yes, hey, this guy a great white blank it's an ocean, yes, or.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
One short up the time, Mike.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Down whole.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
But Jordan now the open city and Ana is a player. Jordan,
you can try again anytime, Buddy.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
We appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Appreciate you. Ber all right man, good work on the
Grandmother Ted. I couldn't keep up with that, and I
was looking at it. Ain't Mike, look at you, buddy,
your big old fishing cycles prize back head down the
coal fags.
Speaker 8 (28:34):
That's just how we rode.
Speaker 17 (28:35):
Baby.
Speaker 8 (28:36):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
You go ahead?
Speaker 18 (28:38):
My beautiful wife Carolyn, my beautiful daughter Joy, my beautiful grandkids,
see y'all s Miss Shacky, she's a sweetheart.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
To my buddy Anthony Hooter.
Speaker 18 (28:46):
Today is his birthday, and I'd like to give a
big shout out to all the people that's never got
through before.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
There is hope.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
I was what a beautiful shout Now.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I appreciate you, Mike, hang on, good morning, got the
big sh on the radio, got our bid request for us.
Tuesday talker Harris says, can we hear in Oliver when
it was talking about Poots, were all about Poots today?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Looks like on the.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Show, I mean not that way either, which is another surprise. Anyway, talker,
Your requests coming up. Good morning, got the big show
(29:43):
on the radio. Bid requests today, and then the talker Harris,
Here you go, talker, it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Well well Well.
Speaker 13 (29:58):
With the dawn of a new year, those of us
who are starting to get on in years are concerned
with our health more and more these days. The disastrous
changes in health care costs and coverage are prompting people
to try and take better care of themselves. And on
that front, there's an amazing discovery making headlines across the globe,
(30:21):
a medical breakthrough that turns an average, everyday occurrence into
a preventative health miracle. Brace yourself. According to a study,
farts are good for you. Yeah, I knew that go
o were bigger this woman.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
That's right.
Speaker 13 (30:43):
The fart, the barking spider, the slacks cackle, the air breaks,
the fanny fog, the moon yodel, the beer echo, the
bean sneeze, the cushion creeper, the cheese toast, air fots one,
(31:06):
Cincinnati cyanide, the moldy moose, the cheek squeak, morning thunder,
the nether belch, Missouri mud duck, the taco torpedo, or
the old Uncle Monty, call it what you will. Researchers
at Exeter University in England are alleging that your garden
variety stink whistles can fight a number of deadly diseases.
(31:30):
You see when you have you got a man, of course,
you see when you crack a rat, your body releases
a small amount of hydrogen sulfide. In small doses, the
health benefits are profound. In large doses, it leads to divorce.
But the inhalation of brown growlers is good for you
(31:53):
and those around you. The hard part is getting other
people to appreciate it. Shut up tata. Sadly, for the squeamish,
this scientific revelation is an ironclad get out of jail
free card for those with windy nether regions. Your gassy
(32:14):
assy is no longer a public nuisance. It's now a
bona fide public service, a license to poot. In fact,
it's something you can brag about. It adds a whole
new meaning to the phrase tooting your own horn. I
(32:35):
will say that it's going to be difficult for people
to how shall I say it, take their medicine. It's
not an urban myth that every skunk loves his own stink.
They're just not crazy about anyone else's admit it. Every
single person listening to the sound of my voice has,
at one time or another busted a grumpy and was
(32:57):
instantly identified as the perpetrator. Why because you stood there
with a stupid smile on your face, breathing deeply like
you were passing a fancy bakery. Meanwhile everyone else in
the room scrambled for safety. It's ironic, isn't it That
all these years, as you sat in carpool or the
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movie theater or the doctor's office and smiled with smug
satisfaction as those around you gagged and coughed, you were
actually doing them a favor. Sort of takes the fun
out of it. No pun intended, but it kind of stinks. Yes,
what was once considered rude, childish, and uncouth is now
(33:41):
the greatest thing next to pickled pig's feet. So when
your spouse complains that the sofa smells like rotten eggs
and dirty feet, you don't have to hang your head
in shame. You can remind her, with tears in your eyes,
that you're not doing it to them, You're doing it
for them.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
You're welcome.
Speaker 13 (34:02):
Now, when you're in church and side cheek sneak happens,
you're not just sitting in your own pew, You're healing
the sick.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
You're welcome.
Speaker 13 (34:14):
When you're at the movies and that rancid popcorny you
ate finally hits the ventilator button. You just saved that
poor couple in front of you from having to sit
through the last three hours of that stupid Quentin Tarantino movie,
and you help cure their sinus infection.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
You're welcome.
Speaker 13 (34:33):
When your wife cooks her eggplant surprise for your sick
neighbor and you just happen to launch a booty balloon
and put her off a meal. You spared her indigestion
and also helped vend off her scabies. You're welcome. So
stop blaming the dog. Hold your head high, proudly take
credit for those glorious stinkers. You're not cutting the cheese.
(34:58):
You're saving the world.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
A lot better about myself.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
I knew it.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Here a few
more minutes in today's feature track from the Big Show
bit box. You want this for you, John o'd Billy
or just a single track. No nonsense, you do that
far the redneck whispers up your alley.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
This is keyword whisper.
Speaker 10 (35:57):
When good rednecks go bad, one man is their best friend.
Speaker 13 (36:02):
No redneck is too much for me to handle. I
am Diego de Palma. I am the redneck Whisperer. I
received an urgent letter from Shirley Swanson of Gastogna, North Carolina.
Speaker 14 (36:17):
Mister de Palmer, my husband thinks it's funny too well
to poot at the dinner table.
Speaker 13 (36:24):
Yes, the trouser cough, the butt belch, the slacks cackle,
the sansa belt surprise, the cordroy Co DoD do.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
It goes by many names, she goes on.
Speaker 14 (36:39):
Not just a little popcorn part. Now I'm talking about
hurricane force wins. I'm surprised Jim Cantori hasn't set up
camp in the kitchen. I just can't face another holiday
meal or family get together with him acting the fool.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
In front of all my ken. Can you help? Signed
Julie Swatson, Well.
Speaker 13 (36:56):
Miss Watson, you called on the right man, not for
I am Diego di Palma, the redneck Whisperer. I came
as quickly as I could miss s Wanson, Is this
the redneck in question?
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Yes, sir, this is my better half, Hick Swontson.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Hey you new gardener?
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Oh la, Senor Swanson's May I call you Hick? He no,
very good, Hick. I see you've just sat down for
the evening meal.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
And there's a dinner bail.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
See that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Have you expressed your displeasure with him?
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Only about a million times? I told you it don't
do no good?
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Don't say ah?
Speaker 13 (37:49):
The redneck is a stubborn creature, to be sure. And
if Hick has ceased to listen to reason, perhaps you
need to adapt more. Shall we say scientific application?
Speaker 4 (38:00):
What do you mean scientific?
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Do you really want to curb his flatulent tendencies? Missus Watson?
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Where are route you dinner?
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (38:09):
So you did? And drastic circumstances require drastic measures. Thankfully
I brought this. What's that?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Miss You?
Speaker 16 (38:18):
Go?
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Hook up my cable there go, which we will attached
to Hick's ear for the same. Here you do that
staple gun and don't worry, it's quite painless.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
Ooh, how you say?
Speaker 3 (38:31):
And this is for you, madam?
Speaker 10 (38:34):
What's this?
Speaker 3 (38:35):
I think I'm blaming of me my curves.
Speaker 13 (38:38):
Now every time he takes the opportunity to offend, just
push that button.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
There's a kiss for you, professor, right on you.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Madam well hair goes an in.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Tag your Mexican boyfriend kiss mar.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Heck, you probably shouldn't hold the button down for so long.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
His head's all swallowed up. Is hey gonna be all right? Probably?
Speaker 13 (39:06):
The important thing is that your redneck is now under control,
and the obedience is the key to a happy coexistence.
Speaker 9 (39:14):
Huck, I beg your pardon. That was me and cramp
My work here is done. Can remember minay I.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Am Diego de Palma. I am the Redneck Whisper.
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Good Tuesday morning, and it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
On to do your July thirtieth.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Today's feature track from The Big Show, Big Box The
Redneck Whisperer Episode one the Booter. Search for keyword whisper
when you hit that bit box at the Big Show
dot Com click out on their contest one you can't
get to, we'll call you contest you'd like the play, specifically,
we can make that happen to listen it. It's time
(00:59):
for beat the Blonde as made. I contestant is Ken
out of Western West Virginia. Hello, Kin, Hello, hey buddy,
we are all someome welcome in here.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Monkst us. That's ken On.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
What hello you Saunded? Just like Redneck Barbie, I can't.
We'll ask tell you some questions. She'll answer. You agree
or disagree whether you think she's right or wrong. Two
bells for two buzzers.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You win. Yes, all right, Marcia.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
According to the time honored Irish tradition.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I saw that right up your trade.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Ay, yes tradition.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay, let's at a bachelorrett party. No, that's a bachelor
here we go. Okay, yeah, so you know more about
bachelor parties. The room should propose a toast to the bride.
Then what should everyone.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Do at the bachelor party? Everyone should tip the stripper,
tip the stripper. I know that my Irish can folks
break the glass.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
They break the glass after the toast to the bride.
All right, Ken, agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I want to disagree?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh he was right. Tried to lead your dic tater
at a bachelor parties.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Very shit.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Yeah she didn't have all the Catholic stuff down, but
the drinking.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Part she got the tradition stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, So Ken, that's a buzzer right off the bed.
So here we go, punch the groom. Right, here we go.
According to the children's song, the bear went over the mountain.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
To see what he could see?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
What did he see?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Bear went over the mantain.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
The bear went over the mountain. The bear went over
the mountain.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Let's see what he to find a place to peek?
There it is.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I remember.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh, I'm glad he wasn't going to the woods because
you know what.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah, he went to the other side of the mountain.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, he went to the other side of the mountain.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I just say, he what did he see?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
What did he see? He saw he saw a tree
A yes, he.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Was taking a painting to work out Ken.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Now, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Hey, I have to disagree?
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Like wow, okay, yeah, yes, uh.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
He wanted to see the other side of the mountain.
Where he was at the other side of the mountain.
That's what I thought you were saying that.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
He made me think that I was saying it.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Clues.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Don't help me, but help Ken?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
All right, all right, but hey that's good so Ken,
it's still alive.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, you get a bail right here.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
We're gonna win that big old mount.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
On a Pigles prize pack. Taylor, no pressure.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
What would you be studying if you came across terms
like leakage, liquidation and limping assets?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (04:26):
I saw this on the side of the box adult papers.
You need to study that box telling you studying engineering, engineering,
engineers problems.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Ah, engineering is what Taylor says it's about.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Ken.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (04:50):
I'm going to agree.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
You agree with engineering and assets? Thing assets, the linguage
of liquidation. You might be right?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Well, can a good news for you, buddy. We got
a nice consolation prize. We'll get to you up in Weston.
All right, all right, I'm the first time caller here.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Boys, all right, boy appreciates you.
Speaker 9 (05:15):
Hh.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Have you don.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
The limping assets? Then then think them a dim capsule.
There's July thirty on the Huther time.
Speaker 10 (06:02):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 10 (06:17):
Well, good morning, mister Rayford. I'm doctor Crane. Good to
see you again. I understand you've been having some trouble
getting to sleep at night. I will I see you. Well.
This may sound a tad unorthodox, but hit me out
on this. I think a little hypnotherapy might be beneficial
in your case. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yes, yes.
(06:39):
I know many people are skeptical about hypnosis at first,
but I think if you'll give it a chance, it
might surprise you. If you're ready, we'll just jump right
in like whatever you know. All right, then, sir Rayford,
once you just relax, relax, take slow, deep breaths in
and out, in and outs. You're listening only to the
(07:01):
sound of my voice. You're slipping deeper and deeper into
a more and more relaxed state. All right, sounds like
your body is relaxed. Let's relax your mind. Reade slow,
breathe deep, go to your happy place. That's it. Now
(07:29):
you're completely relaxed, completely at ease.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
All right.
Speaker 10 (07:38):
I want you to go back in time for me,
back in your mind, back to the earliest point in
your life that you can remember.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Goo goo goos ha ha ha.
Speaker 10 (07:48):
Schools go good. Now your mother is singing you a lullaby?
What song is she singing.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Over the weekend?
Speaker 11 (07:59):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (08:02):
I see? Can you remember anything else about this particular time?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh? I did love those sheep?
Speaker 10 (08:08):
Oh so you hear cheap? And about how old are
you right now?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I'm having a good time. I just don't want to
be distracted.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
I want your attention.
Speaker 10 (08:22):
Oh I see. So as a toddler you had trouble
getting your parents to pay attention to I want you
to think back when you tried to get some attention
from your father. How would he react? You ought to
act more grown up? Interesting? And what about your mother?
(08:48):
And how did this make you feel?
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Fascinating?
Speaker 10 (08:57):
Now I want you to go forward in time just
a little bit. Think about your teenage years. Tell me
about your first girlfriend right now, think back to an
evening when you were say out on a date with her.
Speaker 11 (09:15):
Let me call you, sweetheart, I'm in love with you.
Let me whisper actually loved me, the love like burning
in your eyes, so blue.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Let me sovet sweetheart.
Speaker 10 (09:42):
So when she would whisper sweet nothings into your ear,
let's say what sort of things would she say to you? Ooo?
Note to self, this patient has problems beyond the scope
of my particular.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Spa tars rooke shimo out of you.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
Yes, mister Rayford. I'm going to bring you back to consciousness.
Now let's begin moving forward in time. Okay, now you're
an adult. It's the early nineteen seventies.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Hour on down with rock and roll.
Speaker 11 (10:16):
Come on, longly, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely.
Speaker 10 (10:20):
All right, now it's the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 11 (10:24):
Anyway you want it, Pats, where you get it, anyway
you want it?
Speaker 10 (10:28):
All right? Now we're moving into the nineties.
Speaker 11 (10:31):
Oh, bos and gold. Yes, this is little cold set
the course of the North Pole.
Speaker 10 (10:40):
And now you're almost back to the present.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Pass off from a barber.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
All right, I'll clap my hands. You'll be totally awake
and completely refreshed.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Robert D.
Speaker 10 (10:52):
Raiden, No get back on him, came talk Robert D. Rayford.
Mister Rayford, I'm not sure I'm the person to help you, frankly,
so I'm not going to charge you for the session.
Speaker 11 (11:06):
Hallelujah, hallnlja her oh Lord, hallelujah, Halleloya.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I don't know ya.
Speaker 10 (11:18):
Uh mss test marker. Would you have security coming here
and escort mister rayf had out? Please pass off for
and tell him to please hurry. Job Boy and Billy.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
How does it feel?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
It's like falling in love?
Speaker 10 (11:42):
Good morning, We're yelled dumb right.
Speaker 12 (12:11):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Looks
like we're ready, so action. Hello friends, you're old pal.
Speaker 13 (12:22):
Burtburn here with another tonsil twizzling episode of John Boy
and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Operation Examination. As our story opens,
a sexy young blonde is lying on a gurney outside
the operating room, about to go into surgery. All right, sweetie,
you stay here and the doctor will be along shortly
to check on you before your procedure.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Okay, thanks, I hope it doesn't take much longer. I'm
so nervous. You know I'm naked under here.
Speaker 13 (12:47):
You know, I know you'll be here in the Jeff
sit tight snow white, A man in a white coat
approaches the patient.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
There you are, let me just pull back the sheet
and check things out here.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
He pulls back the sheet and examines her.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Your hands are cold.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Okay, everything looks fantastic.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Are we going to surgery now?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Probably?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
As the man leaves, another gentleman in a white coat
steps up.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Ah, hello, let's just have a quick look.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
See here, The man pulls back the sheet and gives
her an examination.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Okay, well, everything looks tipped top.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Are we going into surgery now?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Shortly?
Speaker 8 (13:27):
Good?
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Because I'm cold?
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Yeah, I could see that now, if you'll excuse me.
Speaker 13 (13:33):
A moment later, another man in a white coat arrives. Well,
I've heard a lot about you. Let's take a look here.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
When am I having the surgery? All these examinations are
they really necessary?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I have no idea.
Speaker 13 (13:46):
We're just here to paint the ceiling. We hope you've
enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Stay bared the guy
from flooring when I take a pea tune in next
time when we'll hear these slightly drunk anesthesiologists.
Speaker 10 (14:07):
Saying, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Good more than everybody more big show to come.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Hang where you are, yo?
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What's up?
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This is ike and for all of five one one
you need on all things redneck.
Speaker 15 (14:25):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bidley right here on the Big Show. I listened to
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broke off the.
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Knob in the Cadile Act.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Patrick never mind.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Pets out.
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Awesome.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
All right, So Terry told us last week you're gonna
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Sports now, just so so I keep you you you've
had so many jobs and titles. When did you get
to TBS? Where were you coming from when you went
to TBS?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Word for Turner.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
I was coming from the Washington Diplomats in DC, okay,
and I got to Atlanta in seventy eight, and the
first guy I really met there was Bob Neil, who
was gonna he taught me TV.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Oh Man.
Speaker 8 (17:19):
I told him I'd teach soccer him to him if
he taught me TV. Later he and I did games.
I'll talk about that in another report uh later on
in the season here. But Bob was an on air guy. Uh.
He was a producer, a writer, and executive. He was everything.
He had an idea. He wanted to do a live
audience show. And Robert Westler was the guy that we
(17:42):
reported to. He started the NFL today, oh Man. So
he wanted to have a site where we would do something,
have a tough ticket for people and have an audience
and I would and I would warm up the audience.
So I had to find the site, make it a
tough ticket, warm up the audience. And I was still
in soccer, and we selected the stadium club. It was
(18:06):
on eight to nine on Saturday nights and was called
Football Saturday on TBS. Many people thought this was the
best show we ever had. Paul Horning was on there.
He had his picks every week. One week they tried
to hurry him up and he goes, wait a minute,
on camera. Wait a minute, we own this network. I
can go as long as I want to. And then
(18:27):
we had Alex Hawkins, you know, the old coach guy.
He wrote the book Captain Who, and this is my
story and I'm sticking to it. And then we had
Norm Van Brocklan. The first day he met me, he says,
you don't look like Hanson. I'm gonna call you O'Reilly.
So he called me O'Reilly for two years. He was
so nervous before the air that Wussler said to his secretary,
(18:49):
get Van Brocklin a screwdriver. Five minutes later, she walks
up with a real screwdriver from the truck. Neil was
the host, writer and a traffic cop. And as they said,
I did the camera, and I used to go before
the show and pick out the pretty people and put
them on camera. They'd always leave some seats on camera
(19:10):
right behind the set. And Paul did his thing. And
one time he said something about Ben Brocklan, something about
Hawk did that because he went to South Carolina, and
Ben Brockln said, well, you can get into South Carolina
with an expired fishing license. And somebody asked Norm what
(19:32):
I really did. He said I think he's the Matri d.
Speaker 13 (19:38):
Our.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Biggest job I probably had is I had the babysit
Hawkins and Paul, but it was an eighteen eighty one
and then in eighty two we ended up going to
do college football, so it ended it was a great
It was just a great show and people loved it
that the audience. I made it a hard ticket. I
took it to Harrison, which is a bar in Atlanta,
(20:01):
and I said, get this out to just a very
few people. You be the ticket broker. So it became
a real, real hard ticket because people knew they would
get on television. And we own the Stadium club, which
is why I had it there, so we're just paying
ourselves to do it. And the live audience and all
that kind of stuff, and we had the football field
(20:21):
lit and that was the back of the set and
it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I'll go for two years and.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I'm telling um so Hanson with from a show that
he put on with Paul Horning, Norm Van Brox and
Alex Hawkins to John Boy, Billy and Tater.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yeah, well.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
That's awesome, man, that's Hall of famers right there.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Good stuff, handsome, Thank you, my Buffy sharing it with
us and next week we'll say you got anything on
tab what's you going talk about?
Speaker 8 (20:50):
I got a little bit of surprise for you next week.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
All right, nice, nice looking forward to it, buddy, have
a great rest of your week.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Love you mean it.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
It's a big show on the radio only through your Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
We got our featuring track from The Big Show Good Box,
the Redneck Whisperer Episode one, the Pooter.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
There's for key word whisper to find out why this
was a hit show.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Bigger ling when you hit the Big Show dot com
and right now and everybody's head about the bad the
bigger word word do the word you word.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Let's meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
We got Mike from Cold Facts Louisyama Every morning, Mike,
what's in the Big Show? Here you are and welcome
in here, and buddy you're playing. Jordan from Oakland City, Indiana.
Good morning, jordans Man.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Are you there?
Speaker 8 (22:11):
Buddy?
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Come here there? You okay?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Good Jordan? Good?
Speaker 8 (22:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
We all said here Louisiana versus Indiana, don't have this
matchup quite off.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
A lot of pressure on you, guys, you know is
going down, baby, Okay, Well, y'all.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Know how the Olympians feel during the opening ceremonies dancing
around those luggage.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Mike and John Boy on one team, Taylor and Jordan
on the others. All right, there, so Jordan, y'all relax,
Me and Mike could go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
All right, Mike, you holler mout buddy, All right, Mike,
be ready, Okay, okay, alright, start the clock now.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Ice is blanked, water frozen. Yes, uh huh oh I
just said this the redneck blank when you talk, yes,
uh huh. Bugs, Bunny was a rabbit.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Let's make it.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Let's make a no no, yes, okay, walk with one
of these. Hand me down my walking Kate.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yes, uh huh. A six blank of beer, A six
hack yeah, uh huh, hey, good work six on the board.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Good my playing at Louisa and he was ready. Well,
let's see what Jordan and Tator can do for their
round one. Jordan, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (23:42):
I am ready?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
All right and go.
Speaker 16 (23:45):
Sometimes they call your significant other of this that is
your blank in crime, your yes, uh, you have a
metal blank. It finds things, or a radar blank. It
lets you know where it is.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Yes, this is a mixed drink. It's a mix can
style drink with salt around the rim.
Speaker 16 (24:04):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Oh, another drink. This one's frozen.
Speaker 16 (24:07):
It's usually strawberry and they put wooed cream on top
of Yes, sir, and Kentucky Derby drink. It has mint
in it.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Oh, I'm wrong. Yeah, I was like, I'm wrong. No,
I didn't it anyway, But you did put a four
on the board to cut Mike's lead the two all right.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
I mean Mike listened to all my clues.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Uh, by the way, on round one, did I do
my crutch of yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
After everybody got won't remember Bobby ma'am said he messed
me up? Yeah, so did I say? All right the
way Bobby, I was thinking about that, and I use
that to reset I think my brain.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
You know, when the contestant gets.
Speaker 8 (24:51):
The word, Bobby says, quit it.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I still doing They notice, Okay, I'm trying to to
think about it right now. We don't want to mess
it up.
Speaker 11 (25:02):
Mike.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
You want us to do it with you?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
No, we got we gotta look at Mike and this drink. Man,
This it ain't no way nobody's gonna get this drink
right here? So do you all agree that's just ungivable?
Speaker 4 (25:15):
You're gonna have to say it. I guess you just
to give.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I'm gonna have to give it away, I guess because
it is the next word up. So yeah, see, Tater
thought it was a mint jul. Oh you thought that
was meant? Yes, well it's not a mint julo. But yeah,
is it a Mexican drink.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
It's a Brazilian drink.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
It's a Brazilian drink, not a very popular one.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
It's very he's very in those What.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
About Louisiana down there.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
In the French?
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Get a point for trying?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
All right, Yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Drink was Mahito. I don't even know what that's about.
It's RUMs uh Europe, Jill, I don't know what it's about.
I don't care that you know it does Mike, Mike,
did you know that, would you?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
All right, so good.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Do that day.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Let's keep that in mind if you come up a
word and we'll have a talk. See we can talk
it out, sure, and working out amongst house.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
He's ahead, Mike.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Let's uh, let's see what we can do.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, uh huh, All right, Okay, start.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
The clock now, James Bond, drink this kind of drink.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Shaka not stirred Martin, Martin, Okay, now this is a
blender drink his two words. If you like blanky blankeys
and getting caught in the rape?
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Do you like these drinks?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Okay? This is with vodka and tomato juice. Hey, what Mary,
that's it? Uh huh yeah, yeah, that is one step
the correct It is crunch. Hey, my good work. What
do we get?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Three on a six and nine score? All right, Jordan
and Tator, this is in reach for y'all. This will
be one of those wonderful Tater comebacks that we've seen.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Just shat at Yeah, five, five will.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
T I enforce over time? Six will win? Jordan?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Ready, go, We are in the blank of July middle No, okay, yeah,
what is it? It's thirty one days?
Speaker 8 (27:43):
Is in a what.
Speaker 13 (27:45):
And g here you go?
Speaker 16 (27:47):
All right, hey, you can't see so you put these on? Yes,
uh this this woman gave birth to your uh uh
the woman that this woman gave.
Speaker 10 (27:57):
Birth to the woman that gave birth to you grandmother.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Yes, hey, this guy a great white blank it's an ocean, yes, or.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
One short up the time, Mike.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Down whole.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
But Jordan now the open city and Ana is a player. Jordan,
you can try again anytime, Buddy.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
We appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Appreciate you. Ber all right man, good work on the
Grandmother Ted. I couldn't keep up with that, and I
was looking at it. Ain't Mike, look at you, buddy,
your big old fishing cycles prize back head down the
coal fags.
Speaker 8 (28:34):
That's just how we rode.
Speaker 17 (28:35):
Baby.
Speaker 8 (28:36):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
You go ahead?
Speaker 18 (28:38):
My beautiful wife Carolyn, my beautiful daughter Joy, my beautiful grandkids,
see y'all s Miss Shacky, she's a sweetheart.
Speaker 5 (28:44):
To my buddy Anthony Hooter.
Speaker 18 (28:46):
Today is his birthday, and I'd like to give a
big shout out to all the people that's never got
through before.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
There is hope.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
I was what a beautiful shout Now.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I appreciate you, Mike, hang on, good morning, got the
big sh on the radio, got our bid request for us.
Tuesday talker Harris says, can we hear in Oliver when
it was talking about Poots, were all about Poots today?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Looks like on the.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Show, I mean not that way either, which is another surprise. Anyway, talker,
Your requests coming up. Good morning, got the big show
(29:43):
on the radio. Bid requests today, and then the talker Harris,
Here you go, talker, it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Well well Well.
Speaker 13 (29:58):
With the dawn of a new year, those of us
who are starting to get on in years are concerned
with our health more and more these days. The disastrous
changes in health care costs and coverage are prompting people
to try and take better care of themselves. And on
that front, there's an amazing discovery making headlines across the globe,
(30:21):
a medical breakthrough that turns an average, everyday occurrence into
a preventative health miracle. Brace yourself. According to a study,
farts are good for you. Yeah, I knew that go
o were bigger this woman.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
That's right.
Speaker 13 (30:43):
The fart, the barking spider, the slacks cackle, the air breaks,
the fanny fog, the moon yodel, the beer echo, the
bean sneeze, the cushion creeper, the cheese toast, air fots one,
(31:06):
Cincinnati cyanide, the moldy moose, the cheek squeak, morning thunder,
the nether belch, Missouri mud duck, the taco torpedo, or
the old Uncle Monty, call it what you will. Researchers
at Exeter University in England are alleging that your garden
variety stink whistles can fight a number of deadly diseases.
(31:30):
You see when you have you got a man, of course,
you see when you crack a rat, your body releases
a small amount of hydrogen sulfide. In small doses, the
health benefits are profound. In large doses, it leads to divorce.
But the inhalation of brown growlers is good for you
(31:53):
and those around you. The hard part is getting other
people to appreciate it. Shut up tata. Sadly, for the squeamish,
this scientific revelation is an ironclad get out of jail
free card for those with windy nether regions. Your gassy
(32:14):
assy is no longer a public nuisance. It's now a
bona fide public service, a license to poot. In fact,
it's something you can brag about. It adds a whole
new meaning to the phrase tooting your own horn. I
(32:35):
will say that it's going to be difficult for people
to how shall I say it, take their medicine. It's
not an urban myth that every skunk loves his own stink.
They're just not crazy about anyone else's admit it. Every
single person listening to the sound of my voice has,
at one time or another busted a grumpy and was
(32:57):
instantly identified as the perpetrator. Why because you stood there
with a stupid smile on your face, breathing deeply like
you were passing a fancy bakery. Meanwhile everyone else in
the room scrambled for safety. It's ironic, isn't it That
all these years, as you sat in carpool or the
(33:18):
movie theater or the doctor's office and smiled with smug
satisfaction as those around you gagged and coughed, you were
actually doing them a favor. Sort of takes the fun
out of it. No pun intended, but it kind of stinks. Yes,
what was once considered rude, childish, and uncouth is now
(33:41):
the greatest thing next to pickled pig's feet. So when
your spouse complains that the sofa smells like rotten eggs
and dirty feet, you don't have to hang your head
in shame. You can remind her, with tears in your eyes,
that you're not doing it to them, You're doing it
for them.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
You're welcome.
Speaker 13 (34:02):
Now, when you're in church and side cheek sneak happens,
you're not just sitting in your own pew, You're healing
the sick.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
You're welcome.
Speaker 13 (34:14):
When you're at the movies and that rancid popcorny you
ate finally hits the ventilator button. You just saved that
poor couple in front of you from having to sit
through the last three hours of that stupid Quentin Tarantino movie,
and you help cure their sinus infection.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
You're welcome.
Speaker 13 (34:33):
When your wife cooks her eggplant surprise for your sick
neighbor and you just happen to launch a booty balloon
and put her off a meal. You spared her indigestion
and also helped vend off her scabies. You're welcome. So
stop blaming the dog. Hold your head high, proudly take
credit for those glorious stinkers. You're not cutting the cheese.
(34:58):
You're saving the world.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
A lot better about myself.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
I knew it.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Here a few
more minutes in today's feature track from the Big Show
bit box. You want this for you, John o'd Billy
or just a single track. No nonsense, you do that
far the redneck whispers up your alley.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
This is keyword whisper.
Speaker 10 (35:57):
When good rednecks go bad, one man is their best friend.
Speaker 13 (36:02):
No redneck is too much for me to handle. I
am Diego de Palma. I am the redneck Whisperer. I
received an urgent letter from Shirley Swanson of Gastogna, North Carolina.
Speaker 14 (36:17):
Mister de Palmer, my husband thinks it's funny too well
to poot at the dinner table.
Speaker 13 (36:24):
Yes, the trouser cough, the butt belch, the slacks cackle,
the sansa belt surprise, the cordroy Co DoD do.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
It goes by many names, she goes on.
Speaker 14 (36:39):
Not just a little popcorn part. Now I'm talking about
hurricane force wins. I'm surprised Jim Cantori hasn't set up
camp in the kitchen. I just can't face another holiday
meal or family get together with him acting the fool.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
In front of all my ken. Can you help? Signed
Julie Swatson, Well.
Speaker 13 (36:56):
Miss Watson, you called on the right man, not for
I am Diego di Palma, the redneck Whisperer. I came
as quickly as I could miss s Wanson, Is this
the redneck in question?
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Yes, sir, this is my better half, Hick Swontson.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Hey you new gardener?
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Oh la, Senor Swanson's May I call you Hick? He no,
very good, Hick. I see you've just sat down for
the evening meal.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
And there's a dinner bail.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
See that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Have you expressed your displeasure with him?
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Only about a million times? I told you it don't
do no good?
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Don't say ah?
Speaker 13 (37:49):
The redneck is a stubborn creature, to be sure. And
if Hick has ceased to listen to reason, perhaps you
need to adapt more. Shall we say scientific application?
Speaker 4 (38:00):
What do you mean scientific?
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Do you really want to curb his flatulent tendencies? Missus Watson?
Speaker 4 (38:06):
Where are route you dinner?
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (38:09):
So you did? And drastic circumstances require drastic measures. Thankfully
I brought this. What's that?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Miss You?
Speaker 16 (38:18):
Go?
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Hook up my cable there go, which we will attached
to Hick's ear for the same. Here you do that
staple gun and don't worry, it's quite painless.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
Ooh, how you say?
Speaker 3 (38:31):
And this is for you, madam?
Speaker 10 (38:34):
What's this?
Speaker 3 (38:35):
I think I'm blaming of me my curves.
Speaker 13 (38:38):
Now every time he takes the opportunity to offend, just
push that button.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
There's a kiss for you, professor, right on you.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Madam well hair goes an in.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Tag your Mexican boyfriend kiss mar.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Heck, you probably shouldn't hold the button down for so long.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
His head's all swallowed up. Is hey gonna be all right? Probably?
Speaker 13 (39:06):
The important thing is that your redneck is now under control,
and the obedience is the key to a happy coexistence.
Speaker 9 (39:14):
Huck, I beg your pardon. That was me and cramp
My work here is done. Can remember minay I.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Am Diego de Palma. I am the Redneck Whisper.
Speaker 10 (39:34):
The rednick Whisper is brought to you by John Boys,
all natural nipple cream and rump rock from the teat
to the seat. It can't be beat.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
Smell burning her.
Speaker 17 (39:46):
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