June 24, 2025 • 46 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll explore a list of 10 things you don’t want showing up in your obituary.. - Tater has a new list of What to Watch.. - We call over to Red Hot, Inc. for the latest from our Agent Murray.. - We’ll musically “honor” the memory of the late Major General Tom Sadler and Robert D. Raiford.. - Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band perform their song “Calm Down Karen”.. - We call up the recently retired Mark Packer for a look at college sports.. - We fill a request for “Cooking with Raiford”.. - and the Mayor of Dismal Seepage will fill us in on this weekend’ Mini Bike Festival…
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
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their contest.
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But why there can't get thoo? I call you? Make
it happen right now? Time to beat the blonde.
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Let's mean I contesting out of Morristown, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Carl, Good morning, Carl.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Come morning, John Moore? How are you today?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Manes's any better'd be another half of me sitting on
my hands.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
They're all running together, all right? Nobody wants that. That's
how useful I am.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Spat out of door.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Knob oh, oh, you know what we're gonna do. Ask
Marcy some questions. Love to hear her answers. You agree
or disagree? What do you think she's right or wrong?
Get too right before too wrong? Bam your high quality
T signature series American flag from condor flat bang bang
(01:35):
boom tainter. At what age does the human brain reach
its full size?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I'll tell you this. I wish the brain.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Huh not yet?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Okay, it reaches full size somewhere around like seven eight.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Eight, somewhere around seven or eight years old.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Yes, something like that.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
We'll give you seven or eight okay, with a full
sized brain, Carl, agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (02:09):
I don't won't have to disagree with that?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, may to do you eighteen eighteen before the brain.
Speaker 8 (02:18):
That's why we we we hold back on the alcohol.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
Lay off the drug. Off the drum.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Car, Let's get another bell for the wind, tater U,
which of these fruits contain the most vitamin C?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Gonna give you some choices?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oranges, grapefruits or strawberries.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
That's oranges, John Boy.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Because it says so right there on the curtains to
say orange inges contain the most vitamin C.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Carl, agree or disagree with a orange, grapefruit, strawberries?
Speaker 7 (02:58):
What you got?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I'll agree with.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Her and you have a third of a chance to
get it right. Grapefruits. Grapefruits sixty eight milligrams per one
hundred g something gram brown.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
All right, Gibbs, is your weather. Answers are in.
Speaker 9 (03:23):
Front of you.
Speaker 10 (03:23):
It is.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Alright.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
There we go all count According to the Taste and
Smell Clinic in Washington, d C. Hold up, Okay, there
is the Taste and Smell Clinic in DC, or maybe
there was. Okay, Well, milk actually helped cool off your
mouth after eating hot peppers.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Oh, you're supposed to drink the milk. Huh, Yes, it'll it'll, it'll,
it'll help, it'll it'll it'll it'll help cool off your mouth.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yes, it's true, Carl. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (04:04):
I don't want to disagree on that, dog you.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, yeah, I always heard that it really works. You
know what some of these a lot of hot stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, there's a special protein in milk that kind of
acts like an intgent.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Well we learned something, dog on it.
Speaker 10 (04:25):
But Carl, we're.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Gonna send you away happy. You hang on.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Jackie's gonna hook you up with something make you smile,
all right, buddy.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
John Moore, y'all are awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You got it? Man?
Speaker 10 (04:36):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Hey man?
Speaker 8 (04:38):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Can I get an autograph picture while I'm at it?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Well, use your hand, Jackie, hook I met Carl autograph.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Picture in there too, Yeah, John boy, Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Not of you and Billy, of Jackie and Tate.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh, I'm sorry, No, we can't do that.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
I think we got one of van of white.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
You want that one?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh no, no, no, no, I don't want man.
Speaker 10 (05:03):
Come on no hell, Billy well vacuum you.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Got a mony, I'll take it on my phone. We're
here to help.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Y'all.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Are awesome things.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Bottom of the hour, top of your news, Hey will
goutless A time capsule.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Mark June twenty fourth. Word's out perfect. You don't know
the sun.
Speaker 11 (06:02):
This is the award little job Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one X sport.
Speaker 10 (06:18):
Welcome to The Big Show's Guide for the Modern Man,
the segment that helps men understand their place in a
confusing and increasingly screwed up world. Today's topic a quick
trip to the home depot. You wake up on Saturday
morning and decide to tackle that home improvement project you've
been playing. After a leisurely breakfast, you change into your
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official modern man handyman uniform, a tattered T shirt with
years of spots and stains, a ratty pair of Jim
shorts with a hole in the crotch, and your favorite
old pair of sneakers. Midway through the project, you realize
you're missing an essential tool or piece of equipment you
need to finish the job, it's time for a quick
trip to the modern man's favorite destination, your friendly neighborhood
(07:02):
home depot. If you're a man in your twenties, that
quick trip starts out something like this. Shave, shower, blow
dry your hair, brush your teeth, put on fresh clothes
and clean shoes. Check yourself out in the mirror looking good.
Gee before leaving, splash on your favorite cologne you never
know right, lo and behold when you get to the store,
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the girl at the checkout is somebody you went to
school with and she's kind of hot. In your thirties,
a quick trip to the home depot goes something like this.
Wash your hands, comb your hair, give yourself a quick
shot of deodorant to cover any possible smells. Put on
a relatively clean shirt and any pair of shorts without holes.
Check yourself in the mirror. Man, you need to get
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back in shave. The girl at the checkout turns out
to be the kid's sister of somebody you went to
school with, and she grew up to be kind of hot.
You wish you'd done an extra shot of deodorant. In
your forties, a home depot t goes like this. Check
the mirror. Try to rearrange your hair to cover up
your ball spot. Give up and make a selection from
your growing collection of ball caps. For some reason, all
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of your shorts seem to have at least one hole
in them. Check the mirror again. Wow, who's the old guy.
The girl at the checkout is younger than your daughter.
You feel a little weird, thinking she's kind of hot.
In your fifties, here's your home depot. Run. Wipe the
dirt off your hands, onto your shirt. Put on some
underwear so nothing hangs out of that hole in your shorts.
(08:32):
Check yourself in the mirror. Eh. Whatever. The girl of
the counter smiles when you walk in. At first, you think, hey,
I've still got it. Then you remember the ball cap
you have on. It's from Buddy's Bait and Tackle and
says I got worms in your sixties. Your trip goes
like this. Use a quick shot from the garden hose
to remove any obvious dog pool from your sneakers. The
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ball cap thing doesn't really work anymore. Nobody will notice
the hole in your shorts. No need to check the mirror.
Who are you trying to impress? The girl at the
checkout is probably cute, but you don't have your glasses on,
so you're not really sure. Here's a home depot trip
when you're in your seventies. Call the drug store next
to home depot to see if your prescriptions are ready.
(09:17):
No sense making two trips right outfit changes at this point.
You don't even notice the dog pool on your shoes.
When you walk in, the girl at the counter gives
you a big smile and says, you look just like
my grandfather, he died last week. On your way home,
stop at the Texico station to take a quick peek.
And if you make it to your eighties, your home
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depot trip goes something like this. Stop what you're doing,
take a thirty minute nap, then start your project again.
Keep working until you remember you needed to go to
the home depot to buy SoC Spend a few minutes
looking for your car keys, get in your car, and
drive to Walmart. The greeter at the front door says
he went to school with you, but you have no
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idea who he is. Walk around for a few minutes
trying to remember what you came in here for us,
then give up, head home and spend the rest of
the day watching the Matlock Marathon on TV. Oh well,
there's always an extro. And that's it for this edition
of the Big Show Guide for the Modern Man, brought
to you by a grant from America's pharmaceutical research Companies,
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makers of fifty different drugs for a rectile dysfunction. We'll
get back to you on that cure for cancer there,
John William.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
Dilly, I become everything I've ever hated.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Morning radio dumb right, good morning, it's a big show
(11:06):
on the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Here we go, Hello friends, you're all.
Speaker 12 (11:13):
Burtburn here with another pinky toast stubbing edition of John
Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The Painter. As our
story opens, newly hired highway worker Niles Noodleman is called
into the boss's office.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Hey, you wanted to see.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Me, boss, mister Noodleman come in.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Oh? Thanks?
Speaker 6 (11:31):
All right, now you're our new highway center line painter.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Correct, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Well please please have a seat. Can I get you anything?
Speaker 7 (11:39):
Why?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
I sure could use a new set of tires.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
No, I was thinking more along the lines of coffee.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Coffee, kind of a letdown after the tires, But sure,
why not black? No Caucasian?
Speaker 12 (11:50):
I just get a lot of sun from working outside.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
No, I meant the cough own nevermind. Okay, mister noodleman,
do you know why I asked you to come and
see me?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
You change your mind about the tires?
Speaker 6 (12:05):
No, No, it's about your job performance.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
I'm doing a great job, aren't I.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
You did indeed have a promising start. The first day
you painted four miles. It was quite impressive, hey know, right,
But the second day you only did three miles.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Well, still pretty good, right, not terrible.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
But the next day you only manage two miles, and
then yesterday you did less than one mile.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Well, you really keep tabs on a guy, don't you.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Well, mister Newtleman, I'm not trying to criticize your work ethic,
but you started out so strong, but your daily productivity
has dwindled quite a bit. I'm trying to figure out why.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Well, not to be condescending, but the answer is pretty obvious.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Don't you think I'm not following you?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Well? I get less done every day because I keep
getting farther and farther away from the paint.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Can here she comes?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
And how.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 12 (13:14):
I bet you feel pretty stupid right about now, and
I'm talking to you Jackie. Tune in next time when
we'll hear the guy that used to have the job
but is now in cuck among us say.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
the Big shows on a radio more Big Show. Right
around the corner.
Speaker 13 (13:33):
This is Buzz Nutlet with a bulletin Big Show Knows
reporter live on the scene of a major disaster. I've
never seen such carnage. And may I remind you that
I was at the Great Darna Pass Barbecue eating the
buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
This is much, much worse.
Speaker 13 (13:48):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tattered carcasses of
other morning shows lit at the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipts?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Good morning, and there's a big show on the radio.
All right, Uh, no offense to any Karen's. But that's
the name out How did they come up with a name?
You know, the internet like a it's usually like a
middle aged white woman that goes off on the on
different people.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Yeah, it kind of picked up through social media.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
You know.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's kind of like it was a and so it
was just like you to no offensive cares that grew
up with a care Karen Lover well anyway, So but
we're titled this Karen chases boy on bike. A peaceful
bike ride in Florida turned into a ride of terror
for a fourteen year old boy after a woman drove
her car onto the bike path and chased him because
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she wanted to talk to his parents about how fast
he was going.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Oh wow, so when she's upholding the locks.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Kay Jealous was riding his e bike used electric bikes,
a lot of them around now, on a multi use
path when headlights from an SUV suddenly appeared behind him.
God say, sixty five year old Julia Cathoff drove her
vehicle off the road and onto the trail because she was,
for some reason, upset that the boy was riding too fast.
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A good Samaritan intervened and cut off the woman, which
allowed the boy to ride off. Has found out about
the wild chase the next day and called the cops.
Boy captured some of the chase on video and turned
it over to police a few days later. They called
up to her placed her under arrest for aggravated assault
with a deadly weapon. She told debities she just wanted
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to talk to his parents too.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I was just holling of homes.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
I could talk to his parents.
Speaker 8 (16:31):
How do I know he's gonna take a.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Short cut and go through the trail.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
A perfect time for Heart and the Junior Nation Bands Karen.
Speaker 14 (16:44):
Ladies and Gentlemen Junior Nation Band presents. She had another
entry in our pandemic hit Parade. If they don't come
up with a vaccine pretty soon, we're going have the
whole album shoot might have a box set this and
goes out to a friend of ours having a hard
time Right now, we're just all her, Karen, there is
nothing that is wrong and asking you to wear a
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mask at cost coat a brand new virus going round.
So calm your crazy ass some down and work with me.
Are they make us leave? Calm down, Karen and put
your face mask on. It's the very smallest thing.
Speaker 10 (17:28):
We can all do.
Speaker 14 (17:31):
Colm down, Karen, or they'll send us both back home.
I've been trying all day long just to shop with you.
Speaker 9 (17:42):
But wait, there's more.
Speaker 14 (17:51):
My hands are freshly saying it ties, Please don't touch
your nose and eyes and mouth. We're here and we
got stuff to buy. That is all that matters. We
need groceries, So baby.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Please.
Speaker 14 (18:08):
Calm down, Karen and put your old face mask on.
It's the very smallest thing we can all do.
Speaker 10 (18:18):
Calm down, Karen.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
They'll show us both the door.
Speaker 14 (18:23):
I've been trying mighty hard just to shop with you.
You now, the craziest thing about this pandemic is it's
turned normal women into these which called Karen's women held
it together fine through learning how to make zoom calls
and how to get groceries that are going in the
store distance, learning their young'uns.
Speaker 9 (18:44):
But if a guy at.
Speaker 14 (18:45):
The Verizon store tries to hand them a face mask,
they turn into the Tasmanian Devil headlining at Ozzfest. It's
the scariest thing I've ever seen. And I accidentally saw
Terry Hanson nicked one time. But that, as they say,
is a story for another day. I long to see
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that paper mask cover in your face so easily.
Speaker 9 (19:16):
So leave the greater guy alone. We'll get our craft
been head back home so speedily. If you work with me.
Speaker 10 (19:26):
Come down, Karen and.
Speaker 14 (19:28):
Put your face mask on. It's the very smallest thing
we can all do. Come down, Karen. You still can breathe,
just fine.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
I've been trying no day long to shut with you.
Speaker 14 (19:46):
Come down, Karen, put your face mask on.
Speaker 9 (19:51):
It's the very smallest thing we.
Speaker 10 (19:53):
Can all do.
Speaker 14 (19:56):
Come down, Karen. We'll be back home real soon. I've
been trying no day long.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Just a shop to you.
Speaker 14 (20:06):
By the way, if your name really as Karen, we
apologize for that getting hung on you this year.
Speaker 9 (20:12):
But things are tough all over.
Speaker 14 (20:16):
I tell you to calm down, but I know y'all
hate that too.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Good morning, big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Coming up.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
We'll play our rounds, a wordy word for a big
old prize packer. Right now it is all things college sports,
and then some with our man, Mark Picker.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Good morning pack man.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Good morning John boy. Hope life's treating you well. You
know we get in that time, right, we get the
late junior throw you one hundred degrees in the Carolinas,
and when you finally put an end to the college
sports season. Watching LSU win another national championship at college baseball,
they swept Coastal Carolina and of course, as Sean Ti
Clears had won twenty six in the road, John Boy.
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But ls hu's pitching. LSU's pitching was just too good.
They just had great pitching. And for the Tigers, they've
now won two the last three, and the SEC has
now won the last six national championships in college base.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
That's while Packo was back and forth with that with
Coast and Carolina making their run, and then back and
forth of course where the race got to go over
to prime. This was the last race NASCAR that was
on the streaming deal, by the way, I forgot about
it every single time.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
By the way.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
That's all right.
Speaker 8 (21:28):
You're the man of them.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
You have a complete handle on everything that's going on
in the water sports.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
And then the golf tournament as well. You know, I
was watching to say if Fleetwood could finally win one.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
So no, he choked. He's a good guy. I watched
that too on Sunday, and Tommy fleet was a great player.
And Keithon Bradley of course gonna be the running. He's
gonna be the captain for the Ryder Cup. But let
me tell you something, I've not hit a bad golf
shot in twenty eight years. I used to know where
it was going I gave it up entirely when Gigi
was born. So I've not hit a bad golf shot
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in twenty eight years. But you give the world's best players,
I mean, these are the greatest players in the world.
You put them in the middle of the fairway with
a wedge in their hand. Uh there there, Listen. How
many times are they gonna make a five? Not many?
It again, I know it's pressure. He never won on
the PGA Tour, but you just can't make Bogey Famili
of the fairway with the legendary You just can't do it.
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You can't do it. The pressure gets to everybody. And Johnny,
you know, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if it's
me you at at a celebrity softball game or the
greatest golfers in the world. You know what, all of
a sudden, that ball starts feeling like a medicine ball.
Sometimes you got to hit it or throw it aga
And then by the way.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I was gonna go just just back into the College
World Series where Lsu wins again. I was gonna ask
you about this umpire. I didn't see it much, but
some of my buds were saying, man, you know, something
takes me off. Referees, umpires and certain themselves. They threw
out first base coach and the and the head head coach.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
Kevin Schnall's the head coach. Yeah, first inning, first inning
of the National Championship game, and he's just gonna go
out there and remind him, hey, you've missed three pitches.
And next and next thing, you know, we got a
damn ump show.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Right.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
The guy's gonna be a clown and you got one
official running down he trips. He thinks the guy pushed him,
and it was offean. You know at some point in time. Hey,
we're there to watch the kids play, right, it's not
about the umps. It's not about the refs. Uh.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
It was bad. Again.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
It doesn't take anything away from l s U. They
were the better team. They wanted to and had a
great year. But man, you just can't do that. I
just can't do it. Just it was it was brutal
and unfortunately that umpire he's had some issues with some
other teams. I know he drew up cam Camonrell at
Clemson in their series a year ago and people were
upset about the way that was handled. But I mean
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that was just bad news and enjoy you know what
you can do it, you'd be a nothing, just host
a talk show. That's what I mean. It's happened to
all of us. I mean, at some point time, he
just hoes to talk show.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Why don't you go to a podcasts?
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Exactly? That's exactly how by the way, Yeah, go ahead,
yeah at each other.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I know, I got a lot of stuff in my
head about the I just talked to Jackie four before
we talked to you about the game seven.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Oklahoma City did it?
Speaker 7 (24:24):
Man?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Indiana tried and then they couldn't quite pull it off.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Thanks.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
Can I just say something about that jump? Yes, sir again,
Thanks congratulations of thunder. They beat the Pacers in Game
seven on Sunday night. And I looked this up because
I didn't know you're going to bring it up because
I was going to. I'm glad it's a perfect, perfect segue,
even though we stump it all over each other. Oklahoma
City three years ago, John boy, do you know what
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their record was three years ago? No, twenty four and
fifty eight. That's what they were, twenty four and fifty eight.
I'm sitting there going they've gone in three year from
twenty four and fifty eight to winning a gazillion games.
The World Champions, the MVP of the league and the
finals is a first round draft pick of you know it,
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the Charlotte Hornets. And I'm thinking, we haven't won here
in Charlotte, we haven't won a playoff series in almost
a quarter of a century. And here's this Oklahoma city,
another small market team couldn't beat a bunch of high
school players three years ago, and here they are the
World Champions. It just goes to show you if you
got great leadership, great vision, people that know what they're doing,
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they can develop players. You get a good coach, you
can make good stuff happen. But if you don't, you're
the Hornets.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Let's try that.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Why don't.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
We got twenty five years?
Speaker 7 (25:44):
Come man? I mean, I mean, I'm not talking about
being in the five until I just playing the playoffs here.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Just being above water? What about that?
Speaker 10 (25:52):
Right?
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Havn't a reason to actually pay attention in May when
the playoffs started around these parts? I mean either grafts
Oklahoma they are in And by the way, the NFL
of the NFL, the NBA Draft starts on Wednesday night,
where Cooper flag from Duke expected to be the number
one pick of the Dallas Mavericks. That's when I think
it's gonna happen on a Wednesday night. So that's what's
going on. And by the way, one more thing, john Boy,
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because I know it's getting to be one hundred degrees people,
and when it gets hot, people start saying stupid stuff
with beyond the radio or your job or whatever. I
wrote down a couple of things that I heard in
the last couple of days after we got throw on you.
All right, Thomas Castellanos is going to be your starting
quarterback at Florida State this year. He's transferring from Boston
College and Florida State, coming off a two and ten year,
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opens the season at home against Alabama. And so Thomas Castellana,
as the quarterback, said, well, they don't have Nick Saban
to save them, so I don't think they're gonna be
stopping me. I mean, there's there's some bullets and board material.
We haven't even gotten the media days next month, and
we got guys talking trash on the team was too
intended to dues the transfer going to play Alabamas. That's
(26:57):
the number one got Jake, You got Jake Brown of
LSU is just a tremendous baseball player. Before the series
of Coast of Carolina, he said, we came here to
play baseball. We're not really scolars. So the good news
for this guy, Jake Brown. I don't know if he
can read it right, but he is the national champion,
so he's got.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
That going for him.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
H at LSU. And one more thing. Last week, Will Wade,
who's the new basketball coach at NC State, He's gonna
stir the pot, John boy, I'm just gonna I don't
know how many games n C State's gonna win, but
this dude's gonna get players and he's gonna stir the pop.
Speaker 10 (27:29):
Nice.
Speaker 7 (27:29):
One of the guys they got is this guy Ben
Allen loop And who's transferring from Carolina to NC State.
So Will Wade where the booster function? The other day
said quote the other school was too dumb to play him,
but we're gonna play him. The dude's averaging fifteen to
eight when he plays X amount of minutes. So get
your tickets for NC State Carolina. I'm know they're only
(27:50):
gonna play once in the regular season, but man, he
is going to bring some electricity to the old tobacco road.
I'm just telling you that right now.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Nice looking forward to that.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah you got it?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
All right, pack good stuff there, buddy. You get on
the TV this afternoon, we'll check you out.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
John Boy. You won't because last week with my last show,
I'm I'm in total I'm in total retirement.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Oh you are, potentially he hasn't caught up.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
Yeah, he's still got a couple on d v R.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
So John Boy, listen, John Boy, so excited you figure
out where Prime and NASCAR is? You have new idea
what happened on the.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
But I am ready for Duke's number one pick going
look at this.
Speaker 7 (28:37):
Yeah that's right, you got it. Run, you got it.
Speaker 10 (28:42):
You're the man.
Speaker 13 (28:43):
You a man.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
Pack nothing but I'm doing them but putting on my
feet with my dog, drinking bourbon and laughing at everybody else.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Oh so, buddy, Well, we appreciate you hanging with us.
Thank you, though, boy, you got We'll talk next week,
all right, Mark, thank you, buddy. All right, Well, let's
play our wordy word game one eight hundred big show.
You told free line. We'll get a couple contestants and
play next Good morning, Tuesday, June twenty four, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 9 (29:38):
Listen, do I went everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
A game, no birdy word, A worthy word. Let's meet
a contestants.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
We got Wayne from Rocky Mount, North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Go on a Wayne, what Anny?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Heyboddy?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Hen?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
We got Greg got a seal Alabama? Come on a
Greg Hey, good morning?
Speaker 7 (29:58):
More Hey man?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
All right, boy's welcome Wayne. That's gregging Alabama. Dreguys, Wayne,
I'm rocking Mount.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Don't care Alina.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Boys, big show listeners meeting playing worthy word?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Is there a wonderful world we live in?
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Boys?
Speaker 7 (30:13):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Tainter and Greg? John Boy and Wayne words dealing with kids?
They your boys got any kids that you know of?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
They're all grown?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Johnny, I know the feeling, Buddy, all right, words the
dude with kids?
Speaker 10 (30:32):
Greg?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
You relax me and Wayne or put something on the
board here in the first thirty.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
Ready, Wayne, I'm ready, buddy, Oh key.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Dope, start the clock now. The opposite of old is.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Young.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yes, uh huh. A blank baby just delivered a blank
Have you seen born? Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Before you have a baby, the woman's gotta get craig
uh huh. And then you hire your tea and age
to do this to wipe.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yes, uh huh. And then you mark them on your
tax as a what your tax? For your tax form?
They are one or two?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
How many kids you got?
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Yeh uh huh dependent that's it, buddy.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
And then we put a five on the board. Good work, Wayne,
So Greg and Taylor for you around one?
Speaker 5 (31:22):
All wrong?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Ready, Greg.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
And go all right?
Speaker 6 (31:27):
They color with these. Hey, yes, when there's two that
are born at the same time, they're what.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
You take?
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Use your camera to take a what of them? You
take one?
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Yep, and now you there's five in your blank? There's
five you mom, Dad?
Speaker 7 (31:50):
Five in the what family?
Speaker 6 (31:52):
Yes, sir, they're not an adult, so they're still considered
a blank.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
You got ah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
All right, there's a buzzer. You put a four on
the board. Anybody's game, Wayne, leading five to four? Here
we go in around two? Ahi, Wayne?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (32:10):
Ready, buddy?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Picking up on that last one and go until you're eighteen.
You're considered a child. No like you go down and
dig cold. You're one of these in West Virginia.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
What yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Your brother, your sister, they are your what the official word?
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Uh huh your dad and your.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Mom?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yes, blank mother goose blank rhymes nursery, yes blank. A
kid that's not yours? No, okay.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Fur the board uh total of nine for Wayne so began.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Tator five will tie, and six will win. I Greg,
you ready, yo and go all right.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
This is a child that comes into your home that
you just watch part time and they're like awarded to
the state and hopefully they'll get adopted, hopefully someone will.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
Yes, this is the this is the doctor you take
the kids to.
Speaker 7 (33:19):
He is a what.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Yes, sir, Oh, this is the name.
Speaker 6 (33:24):
This is the slang name you call for a kid
that's just rotten. Oh, he's a little blank you've got
you know. Yes, they play. They love to play with these.
They are the whole gamut blanks.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yes, all right, toys.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
Nine to eight.
Speaker 8 (33:47):
Greg.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
We'll make sure you get another shot at it down
the road, buddy. We appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
All right, thank you, ah man, way look at you.
Prize back ahead the Rocky Mount. You enjoy a good game.
But I thank you, Johnny yeah man, Good morning, Big
shows on the radio. Bit request from Ango Stephen West
the Kannapolis, North Carolina Dellar and Hart's hometown. There's Cooking
with Rayford. You know, he lived about five minutes from
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my mom's house, and he knew my aunt was David.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
You and the lucky ones that new rape daddy personal?
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Are you using the leaf lower?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I'm sure he got on the raper's nerves if he
was anywhere near you know, a.
Speaker 8 (34:28):
Couple of times it was me and I don't live
anywhere near him.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Absolutely, it's Daven. Got your request coming up next Good
(35:00):
Morning Bike Shows on the radio. The request time Stephen
west Isley Kannapolis, North Carolina.
Speaker 10 (35:08):
He goes David, and now it's time for Cooking with
Rayford with your host Robert d. Rayford. Woman, I ain't
got time to Are you with you better?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Right now?
Speaker 7 (35:19):
I got to record my program?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
All right?
Speaker 10 (35:22):
Hold on, hey, all is Rafors on today's show, A
special tribute to my wife. For the last six months,
she's been trying to get me to clean out the garage.
She says, won't you get rid of some of that
old loquor? You got starish out there? I have to
keep telling a woman that's my emergency supply. Hard times
might be coming.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
Luck.
Speaker 10 (35:43):
In the interest of domestic tranquility, I have agreed to
divest myself of some of the cheaper bottles of whiskey
in my collection. I'm gonna take a bunch of them,
open them up, and pour them right down to sink. Here.
She don't believe I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna show
Bottle number one. Let's see here, this is.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Something called Old Coots.
Speaker 10 (36:03):
This is one of the cheaper brands in my collection.
I think this went up a little package store down
in Saluta, South Carolina. Let's pull the cork out, all
right now, we're gonna pour the contents down the drain. Oh,
except for one shot glass wall, which I'm gonna drink
as I send it on his way.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
That is a cheap liquor, all right now.
Speaker 10 (36:30):
Then Bottle number two, let's see this is called mister
South Boston. I got this and up in Virginia somewhere.
Let me pull a cork here now, I will pour
the second bottle down the drain, with again exception of
one shot, which I will drink as I send it
to its fall over war All right, uh. Bottle number three,
(37:02):
Crappy Hill Special Reserve. I don't really remember where this
one comes from anyway, let me pull a bottle out
of the shot and pour this one out except for
one cork full. Oh broke, I need to find me
a bigger glass anyway, Oh here's one, all right now,
(37:25):
I will pull out the sink one cork full, I
will drink and pour the rest down down the ball.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
It is.
Speaker 10 (37:39):
Indeed, this ain't painful as I thought it was gonna be. Okay,
Bottle number four five, I forget anyway, this one was
called uh quite make out the name of this one.
Some kind of little depe he keep floating around now anyway,
(38:01):
I will pull the drink from the cork and pull
the bottle down the glass as I as I sink.
Sorry about that, pull off my stool. Just dark early
this time of year. All right, now we're on a roll.
(38:22):
Let's keep going.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Bottle number nine.
Speaker 10 (38:24):
I will pull the bottle out of the cork and
drink one sink full out of it, as I'll pour
the rest of it down the glow.
Speaker 8 (38:35):
Yeah, it was fun, they don't know.
Speaker 10 (38:39):
Bottle of number seventeen, and pull the sink out of
the next glass, and we'll pull the cork out of
the bottle. Cork the sink with the glass bottle of
drink and drink the fork. Oh yeah, all right, let's
see what we got so far. Let me hold the
house still with one hand. I mean, I will count
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the bottles and the corks and the glasses. See two, four, six, twelve,
it's like twenty nine. And as the house comes by again,
let me count one with fifteen. You my wife was
gonna be so proud of me. And the amazing thing
(39:22):
is didn't hurt a bit. I'm not even really under
the affluence of ingle Hall. In fact, you know, some
people might pink, but I feel perfectly fine. In fact,
I've never felt so feelings. Oh, we got us a
mess here. Let me take these up to the garbage cannon. Uh.
(39:48):
I'll clean this up tomorrow. And for you young people
out there, remember, don't sink in poort who said that,
I said that I'm.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
This Rayford.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Good night and keep it down, keep it don't sleep
around here.
Speaker 10 (40:11):
Cooking with Rafford is brought to you by a grant
from the Jack Daniels Distillery of Lynchburg, Tennessee, providing sour
mash whiskey to Raffords for over three quarters of a century.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Mayor Dismal Sievers featured trag minibikee he Words hitting the
Big Box at the Big Show dot Com, Jody gets
your name and they have a John Boys wonderful thing
can giveaway number one hundred and forty seven.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Oh so it's a big show dot com.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Where's here he is, Ladies, gentlemen live from beautiful downtown
Dismal Seepage. The Honoraball Merwin Co Fiddle Swoop, Good morning
mister Mayor.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Good morning John Boy and Billy and others. I'm not
great with names. As you know, there's always something exciting
happening in Dismal Seepage, South Carolina, and this weekend is
no exception. It's our annual Dismal Seepage Mini Bike Week.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
A mini bike week that sounds cool.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Well, see, we saw the success that Myrtle Beach had
with Bike Week and we wanted to get on board
with that. But as you know, Dismal Seepage isn't exactly
a bustling metropolis. Why the nearest Burger Biggie's almost fifteen
miles away, and our entire city limits is less than
one half mile in any direction. So we figured a
bike week on a much smaller scale would be just
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a ticket. So Many Bike Week was born, a festival
designed specifically for all those little people who want to
get their biker on.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
So wait, a second Bike Week is just for little people.
So you mean a real Many Bike Week?
Speaker 7 (42:12):
Yeh.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
First, I can't believe I'm saying this, but that is genius.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Well, you see, ton boy, It all started, thank you,
by the way. It all started ten years ago when
world famous mini bike stunt man Bold Weavil Knevil chose
dismal seepage for his legendary leaf over the grand opening
of Mother Goose's Putta Rama miniature Golf.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Sounds like a big time Did he make it?
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Well? The takeoff was picture perfect, but he overshot the
ramp and wound up on the eighteenth green.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Was he hurt?
Speaker 3 (42:47):
He was headed for a hole in one, but he
ran into the windmill and and knocked him through the window.
Over to the old lady who lives in the shoe.
He retired after that.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
I hug him up.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Huh No, Well in love with the old woman in
the shoes. They still live there. Got a lot of kids.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
What's on deck for this weekend. Are you expecting a
big crowd.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
So to speak. It all starts Friday night with the
parade down Main Street chopped out many bikes ridden by
mini bikers, and that goes on for almost a whole
city block, sponsored by the preferred motor oil for many
bikes Stpee wee. And when the sun goes down, it's
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time to crown the mini biker queen.
Speaker 7 (43:34):
You know.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
We used to do that at the Purple Nurple Gentleman's Club.
Some of the gals got hammered and kept falling off
the stage and got hurt. So now we're doing it
in the relative safety of the sawdust pit at Manny
Moe and Jackal's Exotic Petting Zoo. Yeah. We tried doing
it at the Venus fly Trap Botanical Gardens, but a
lot of the competitors went missing.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
This is in one of those wet t shirt deals.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Is it used to be? Not anymore? We tried that
but they kept getting washed away.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
What about food? Anything special?
Speaker 3 (44:06):
I'm glad you asked John Boy. Saturday is the Mini
Bite cookout. There's gonna be Vienna sausage on the grill
for the popular we Wee weiener eating contest. Returning champion
Joey Smallberry's will be defending his title and returning for
his tenth year is Colonel Cobb's Roasted Corn.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Roasted corn on the cob, now you're talking.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Oh, these are a little different, and those little corns
getting Chinese food. That Saturday night is the annual outdoor
showing of Easy Rider.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Ah, do you have a drive in theater.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
No, we just put up an iPad on an onion crate.
That works pretty good.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
That all sounds like a pretty great time.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
It's sort of the comb before the storm. Really. The
following weekend, thanks get even wilder. Really, that's when we
have the Mini Black Bike Week. Those folks know how
to party. Plus there's a big rap concert featuring twenty
five cent Littler John and the we Tang Clan. It's
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gonna be I hope I get this right. It's gonna
be popping, yo. So something for everyone, I think for everyone,
John Boy, So come on down to Dismal Steepitch the
next two weekends for the annual Mini bike Weeks.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Will you be there?
Speaker 3 (45:30):
Oh? Hell no, I'm running my house out to bull
Weeb Golong.
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their contest.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
But why there can't get thoo? I call you? Make
it happen right now? Time to beat the blonde.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Let's mean I contesting out of Morristown, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Carl, Good morning, Carl.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Come morning, John Moore? How are you today?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Manes's any better'd be another half of me sitting on
my hands.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
They're all running together, all right? Nobody wants that. That's
how useful I am.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Spat out of door.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Knob oh, oh, you know what we're gonna do. Ask
Marcy some questions. Love to hear her answers. You agree
or disagree? What do you think she's right or wrong?
Get too right before too wrong? Bam your high quality
T signature series American flag from condor flat bang bang
(01:35):
boom tainter. At what age does the human brain reach
its full size?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I'll tell you this. I wish the brain.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Huh not yet?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Okay, it reaches full size somewhere around like seven eight.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Eight, somewhere around seven or eight years old.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Yes, something like that.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
We'll give you seven or eight okay, with a full
sized brain, Carl, agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (02:09):
I don't won't have to disagree with that?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, may to do you eighteen eighteen before the brain.
Speaker 8 (02:18):
That's why we we we hold back on the alcohol.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
Lay off the drug. Off the drum.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Car, Let's get another bell for the wind, tater U,
which of these fruits contain the most vitamin C?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Gonna give you some choices?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oranges, grapefruits or strawberries.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
That's oranges, John Boy.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Because it says so right there on the curtains to
say orange inges contain the most vitamin C.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Carl, agree or disagree with a orange, grapefruit, strawberries?
Speaker 7 (02:58):
What you got?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I'll agree with.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Her and you have a third of a chance to
get it right. Grapefruits. Grapefruits sixty eight milligrams per one
hundred g something gram brown.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
All right, Gibbs, is your weather. Answers are in.
Speaker 9 (03:23):
Front of you.
Speaker 10 (03:23):
It is.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Alright.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
There we go all count According to the Taste and
Smell Clinic in Washington, d C. Hold up, Okay, there
is the Taste and Smell Clinic in DC, or maybe
there was. Okay, Well, milk actually helped cool off your
mouth after eating hot peppers.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Oh, you're supposed to drink the milk. Huh, Yes, it'll it'll, it'll,
it'll help, it'll it'll it'll it'll help cool off your mouth.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yes, it's true, Carl. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (04:04):
I don't want to disagree on that, dog you.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, yeah, I always heard that it really works. You
know what some of these a lot of hot stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, there's a special protein in milk that kind of
acts like an intgent.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Well we learned something, dog on it.
Speaker 10 (04:25):
But Carl, we're.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Gonna send you away happy. You hang on.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Jackie's gonna hook you up with something make you smile,
all right, buddy.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
John Moore, y'all are awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You got it? Man?
Speaker 10 (04:36):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Hey man?
Speaker 8 (04:38):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Can I get an autograph picture while I'm at it?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Well, use your hand, Jackie, hook I met Carl autograph.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Picture in there too, Yeah, John boy, Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Not of you and Billy, of Jackie and Tate.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh, I'm sorry, No, we can't do that.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
I think we got one of van of white.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
You want that one?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh no, no, no, no, I don't want man.
Speaker 10 (05:03):
Come on no hell, Billy well vacuum you.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Got a mony, I'll take it on my phone. We're
here to help.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Y'all.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Are awesome things.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Bottom of the hour, top of your news, Hey will
goutless A time capsule.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Mark June twenty fourth. Word's out perfect. You don't know
the sun.
Speaker 11 (06:02):
This is the award little job Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one X sport.
Speaker 10 (06:18):
Welcome to The Big Show's Guide for the Modern Man,
the segment that helps men understand their place in a
confusing and increasingly screwed up world. Today's topic a quick
trip to the home depot. You wake up on Saturday
morning and decide to tackle that home improvement project you've
been playing. After a leisurely breakfast, you change into your
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official modern man handyman uniform, a tattered T shirt with
years of spots and stains, a ratty pair of Jim
shorts with a hole in the crotch, and your favorite
old pair of sneakers. Midway through the project, you realize
you're missing an essential tool or piece of equipment you
need to finish the job, it's time for a quick
trip to the modern man's favorite destination, your friendly neighborhood
(07:02):
home depot. If you're a man in your twenties, that
quick trip starts out something like this. Shave, shower, blow
dry your hair, brush your teeth, put on fresh clothes
and clean shoes. Check yourself out in the mirror looking good.
Gee before leaving, splash on your favorite cologne you never
know right, lo and behold when you get to the store,
(07:24):
the girl at the checkout is somebody you went to
school with and she's kind of hot. In your thirties,
a quick trip to the home depot goes something like this.
Wash your hands, comb your hair, give yourself a quick
shot of deodorant to cover any possible smells. Put on
a relatively clean shirt and any pair of shorts without holes.
Check yourself in the mirror. Man, you need to get
(07:47):
back in shave. The girl at the checkout turns out
to be the kid's sister of somebody you went to
school with, and she grew up to be kind of hot.
You wish you'd done an extra shot of deodorant. In
your forties, a home depot t goes like this. Check
the mirror. Try to rearrange your hair to cover up
your ball spot. Give up and make a selection from
your growing collection of ball caps. For some reason, all
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of your shorts seem to have at least one hole
in them. Check the mirror again. Wow, who's the old guy.
The girl at the checkout is younger than your daughter.
You feel a little weird, thinking she's kind of hot.
In your fifties, here's your home depot. Run. Wipe the
dirt off your hands, onto your shirt. Put on some
underwear so nothing hangs out of that hole in your shorts.
(08:32):
Check yourself in the mirror. Eh. Whatever. The girl of
the counter smiles when you walk in. At first, you think, hey,
I've still got it. Then you remember the ball cap
you have on. It's from Buddy's Bait and Tackle and
says I got worms in your sixties. Your trip goes
like this. Use a quick shot from the garden hose
to remove any obvious dog pool from your sneakers. The
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ball cap thing doesn't really work anymore. Nobody will notice
the hole in your shorts. No need to check the mirror.
Who are you trying to impress? The girl at the
checkout is probably cute, but you don't have your glasses on,
so you're not really sure. Here's a home depot trip
when you're in your seventies. Call the drug store next
to home depot to see if your prescriptions are ready.
(09:17):
No sense making two trips right outfit changes at this point.
You don't even notice the dog pool on your shoes.
When you walk in, the girl at the counter gives
you a big smile and says, you look just like
my grandfather, he died last week. On your way home,
stop at the Texico station to take a quick peek.
And if you make it to your eighties, your home
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depot trip goes something like this. Stop what you're doing,
take a thirty minute nap, then start your project again.
Keep working until you remember you needed to go to
the home depot to buy SoC Spend a few minutes
looking for your car keys, get in your car, and
drive to Walmart. The greeter at the front door says
he went to school with you, but you have no
(09:59):
idea who he is. Walk around for a few minutes
trying to remember what you came in here for us,
then give up, head home and spend the rest of
the day watching the Matlock Marathon on TV. Oh well,
there's always an extro. And that's it for this edition
of the Big Show Guide for the Modern Man, brought
to you by a grant from America's pharmaceutical research Companies,
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makers of fifty different drugs for a rectile dysfunction. We'll
get back to you on that cure for cancer there,
John William.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
Dilly, I become everything I've ever hated.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Morning radio dumb right, good morning, it's a big show
(11:06):
on the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Here we go, Hello friends, you're all.
Speaker 12 (11:13):
Burtburn here with another pinky toast stubbing edition of John
Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The Painter. As our
story opens, newly hired highway worker Niles Noodleman is called
into the boss's office.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Hey, you wanted to see.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Me, boss, mister Noodleman come in.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Oh? Thanks?
Speaker 6 (11:31):
All right, now you're our new highway center line painter.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Correct, yes, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
Well please please have a seat. Can I get you anything?
Speaker 7 (11:39):
Why?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
I sure could use a new set of tires.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
No, I was thinking more along the lines of coffee.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Coffee, kind of a letdown after the tires, But sure,
why not black? No Caucasian?
Speaker 12 (11:50):
I just get a lot of sun from working outside.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
No, I meant the cough own nevermind. Okay, mister noodleman,
do you know why I asked you to come and
see me?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
You change your mind about the tires?
Speaker 6 (12:05):
No, No, it's about your job performance.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
I'm doing a great job, aren't I.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
You did indeed have a promising start. The first day
you painted four miles. It was quite impressive, hey know, right,
But the second day you only did three miles.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Well, still pretty good, right, not terrible.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
But the next day you only manage two miles, and
then yesterday you did less than one mile.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Well, you really keep tabs on a guy, don't you.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Well, mister Newtleman, I'm not trying to criticize your work ethic,
but you started out so strong, but your daily productivity
has dwindled quite a bit. I'm trying to figure out why.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Well, not to be condescending, but the answer is pretty obvious.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Don't you think I'm not following you?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Well? I get less done every day because I keep
getting farther and farther away from the paint.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Can here she comes?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
And how.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 12 (13:14):
I bet you feel pretty stupid right about now, and
I'm talking to you Jackie. Tune in next time when
we'll hear the guy that used to have the job
but is now in cuck among us say.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
the Big shows on a radio more Big Show. Right
around the corner.
Speaker 13 (13:33):
This is Buzz Nutlet with a bulletin Big Show Knows
reporter live on the scene of a major disaster. I've
never seen such carnage. And may I remind you that
I was at the Great Darna Pass Barbecue eating the
buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
This is much, much worse.
Speaker 13 (13:48):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tattered carcasses of
other morning shows lit at the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipts?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Good morning, and there's a big show on the radio.
All right, Uh, no offense to any Karen's. But that's
the name out How did they come up with a name?
You know, the internet like a it's usually like a
middle aged white woman that goes off on the on
different people.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Yeah, it kind of picked up through social media.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
You know.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's kind of like it was a and so it
was just like you to no offensive cares that grew
up with a care Karen Lover well anyway, So but
we're titled this Karen chases boy on bike. A peaceful
bike ride in Florida turned into a ride of terror
for a fourteen year old boy after a woman drove
her car onto the bike path and chased him because
(15:21):
she wanted to talk to his parents about how fast
he was going.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Oh wow, so when she's upholding the locks.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Kay Jealous was riding his e bike used electric bikes,
a lot of them around now, on a multi use
path when headlights from an SUV suddenly appeared behind him.
God say, sixty five year old Julia Cathoff drove her
vehicle off the road and onto the trail because she was,
for some reason, upset that the boy was riding too fast.
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A good Samaritan intervened and cut off the woman, which
allowed the boy to ride off. Has found out about
the wild chase the next day and called the cops.
Boy captured some of the chase on video and turned
it over to police a few days later. They called
up to her placed her under arrest for aggravated assault
with a deadly weapon. She told debities she just wanted
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to talk to his parents too.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I was just holling of homes.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
I could talk to his parents.
Speaker 8 (16:31):
How do I know he's gonna take a.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Short cut and go through the trail.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
A perfect time for Heart and the Junior Nation Bands Karen.
Speaker 14 (16:44):
Ladies and Gentlemen Junior Nation Band presents. She had another
entry in our pandemic hit Parade. If they don't come
up with a vaccine pretty soon, we're going have the
whole album shoot might have a box set this and
goes out to a friend of ours having a hard
time Right now, we're just all her, Karen, there is
nothing that is wrong and asking you to wear a
(17:07):
mask at cost coat a brand new virus going round.
So calm your crazy ass some down and work with me.
Are they make us leave? Calm down, Karen and put
your face mask on. It's the very smallest thing.
Speaker 10 (17:28):
We can all do.
Speaker 14 (17:31):
Colm down, Karen, or they'll send us both back home.
I've been trying all day long just to shop with you.
Speaker 9 (17:42):
But wait, there's more.
Speaker 14 (17:51):
My hands are freshly saying it ties, Please don't touch
your nose and eyes and mouth. We're here and we
got stuff to buy. That is all that matters. We
need groceries, So baby.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Please.
Speaker 14 (18:08):
Calm down, Karen and put your old face mask on.
It's the very smallest thing we can all do.
Speaker 10 (18:18):
Calm down, Karen.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
They'll show us both the door.
Speaker 14 (18:23):
I've been trying mighty hard just to shop with you.
You now, the craziest thing about this pandemic is it's
turned normal women into these which called Karen's women held
it together fine through learning how to make zoom calls
and how to get groceries that are going in the
store distance, learning their young'uns.
Speaker 9 (18:44):
But if a guy at.
Speaker 14 (18:45):
The Verizon store tries to hand them a face mask,
they turn into the Tasmanian Devil headlining at Ozzfest. It's
the scariest thing I've ever seen. And I accidentally saw
Terry Hanson nicked one time. But that, as they say,
is a story for another day. I long to see
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that paper mask cover in your face so easily.
Speaker 9 (19:16):
So leave the greater guy alone. We'll get our craft
been head back home so speedily. If you work with me.
Speaker 10 (19:26):
Come down, Karen and.
Speaker 14 (19:28):
Put your face mask on. It's the very smallest thing
we can all do. Come down, Karen. You still can breathe,
just fine.
Speaker 9 (19:41):
I've been trying no day long to shut with you.
Speaker 14 (19:46):
Come down, Karen, put your face mask on.
Speaker 9 (19:51):
It's the very smallest thing we.
Speaker 10 (19:53):
Can all do.
Speaker 14 (19:56):
Come down, Karen. We'll be back home real soon. I've
been trying no day long.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Just a shop to you.
Speaker 14 (20:06):
By the way, if your name really as Karen, we
apologize for that getting hung on you this year.
Speaker 9 (20:12):
But things are tough all over.
Speaker 14 (20:16):
I tell you to calm down, but I know y'all
hate that too.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Good morning, big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Coming up.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
We'll play our rounds, a wordy word for a big
old prize packer. Right now it is all things college sports,
and then some with our man, Mark Picker.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Good morning pack man.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Good morning John boy. Hope life's treating you well. You
know we get in that time, right, we get the
late junior throw you one hundred degrees in the Carolinas,
and when you finally put an end to the college
sports season. Watching LSU win another national championship at college baseball,
they swept Coastal Carolina and of course, as Sean Ti
Clears had won twenty six in the road, John Boy.
(20:56):
But ls hu's pitching. LSU's pitching was just too good.
They just had great pitching. And for the Tigers, they've
now won two the last three, and the SEC has
now won the last six national championships in college base.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
That's while Packo was back and forth with that with
Coast and Carolina making their run, and then back and
forth of course where the race got to go over
to prime. This was the last race NASCAR that was
on the streaming deal, by the way, I forgot about
it every single time.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
By the way.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
That's all right.
Speaker 8 (21:28):
You're the man of them.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
You have a complete handle on everything that's going on
in the water sports.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
And then the golf tournament as well. You know, I
was watching to say if Fleetwood could finally win one.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
So no, he choked. He's a good guy. I watched
that too on Sunday, and Tommy fleet was a great player.
And Keithon Bradley of course gonna be the running. He's
gonna be the captain for the Ryder Cup. But let
me tell you something, I've not hit a bad golf
shot in twenty eight years. I used to know where
it was going I gave it up entirely when Gigi
was born. So I've not hit a bad golf shot
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in twenty eight years. But you give the world's best players,
I mean, these are the greatest players in the world.
You put them in the middle of the fairway with
a wedge in their hand. Uh there there, Listen. How
many times are they gonna make a five? Not many?
It again, I know it's pressure. He never won on
the PGA Tour, but you just can't make Bogey Famili
of the fairway with the legendary You just can't do it.
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You can't do it. The pressure gets to everybody. And Johnny,
you know, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if it's
me you at at a celebrity softball game or the
greatest golfers in the world. You know what, all of
a sudden, that ball starts feeling like a medicine ball.
Sometimes you got to hit it or throw it aga
And then by the way.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I was gonna go just just back into the College
World Series where Lsu wins again. I was gonna ask
you about this umpire. I didn't see it much, but
some of my buds were saying, man, you know, something
takes me off. Referees, umpires and certain themselves. They threw
out first base coach and the and the head head coach.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
Kevin Schnall's the head coach. Yeah, first inning, first inning
of the National Championship game, and he's just gonna go
out there and remind him, hey, you've missed three pitches.
And next and next thing, you know, we got a
damn ump show.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Right.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
The guy's gonna be a clown and you got one
official running down he trips. He thinks the guy pushed him,
and it was offean. You know at some point in time. Hey,
we're there to watch the kids play, right, it's not
about the umps. It's not about the refs. Uh.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
It was bad. Again.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
It doesn't take anything away from l s U. They
were the better team. They wanted to and had a
great year. But man, you just can't do that. I
just can't do it. Just it was it was brutal
and unfortunately that umpire he's had some issues with some
other teams. I know he drew up cam Camonrell at
Clemson in their series a year ago and people were
upset about the way that was handled. But I mean
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that was just bad news and enjoy you know what
you can do it, you'd be a nothing, just host
a talk show. That's what I mean. It's happened to
all of us. I mean, at some point time, he
just hoes to talk show.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Why don't you go to a podcasts?
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Exactly? That's exactly how by the way, Yeah, go ahead,
yeah at each other.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I know, I got a lot of stuff in my
head about the I just talked to Jackie four before
we talked to you about the game seven.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Oklahoma City did it?
Speaker 7 (24:24):
Man?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Indiana tried and then they couldn't quite pull it off.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Thanks.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
Can I just say something about that jump? Yes, sir again,
Thanks congratulations of thunder. They beat the Pacers in Game
seven on Sunday night. And I looked this up because
I didn't know you're going to bring it up because
I was going to. I'm glad it's a perfect, perfect segue,
even though we stump it all over each other. Oklahoma
City three years ago, John boy, do you know what
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their record was three years ago? No, twenty four and
fifty eight. That's what they were, twenty four and fifty eight.
I'm sitting there going they've gone in three year from
twenty four and fifty eight to winning a gazillion games.
The World Champions, the MVP of the league and the
finals is a first round draft pick of you know it,
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the Charlotte Hornets. And I'm thinking, we haven't won here
in Charlotte, we haven't won a playoff series in almost
a quarter of a century. And here's this Oklahoma city,
another small market team couldn't beat a bunch of high
school players three years ago, and here they are the
World Champions. It just goes to show you if you
got great leadership, great vision, people that know what they're doing,
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they can develop players. You get a good coach, you
can make good stuff happen. But if you don't, you're
the Hornets.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Let's try that.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Why don't.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
We got twenty five years?
Speaker 7 (25:44):
Come man? I mean, I mean, I'm not talking about
being in the five until I just playing the playoffs here.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Just being above water? What about that?
Speaker 10 (25:52):
Right?
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Havn't a reason to actually pay attention in May when
the playoffs started around these parts? I mean either grafts
Oklahoma they are in And by the way, the NFL
of the NFL, the NBA Draft starts on Wednesday night,
where Cooper flag from Duke expected to be the number
one pick of the Dallas Mavericks. That's when I think
it's gonna happen on a Wednesday night. So that's what's
going on. And by the way, one more thing, john Boy,
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because I know it's getting to be one hundred degrees people,
and when it gets hot, people start saying stupid stuff
with beyond the radio or your job or whatever. I
wrote down a couple of things that I heard in
the last couple of days after we got throw on you.
All right, Thomas Castellanos is going to be your starting
quarterback at Florida State this year. He's transferring from Boston
College and Florida State, coming off a two and ten year,
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opens the season at home against Alabama. And so Thomas Castellana,
as the quarterback, said, well, they don't have Nick Saban
to save them, so I don't think they're gonna be
stopping me. I mean, there's there's some bullets and board material.
We haven't even gotten the media days next month, and
we got guys talking trash on the team was too
intended to dues the transfer going to play Alabamas. That's
(26:57):
the number one got Jake, You got Jake Brown of
LSU is just a tremendous baseball player. Before the series
of Coast of Carolina, he said, we came here to
play baseball. We're not really scolars. So the good news
for this guy, Jake Brown. I don't know if he
can read it right, but he is the national champion,
so he's got.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
That going for him.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
H at LSU. And one more thing. Last week, Will Wade,
who's the new basketball coach at NC State, He's gonna
stir the pot, John boy, I'm just gonna I don't
know how many games n C State's gonna win, but
this dude's gonna get players and he's gonna stir the pop.
Speaker 10 (27:29):
Nice.
Speaker 7 (27:29):
One of the guys they got is this guy Ben
Allen loop And who's transferring from Carolina to NC State.
So Will Wade where the booster function? The other day
said quote the other school was too dumb to play him,
but we're gonna play him. The dude's averaging fifteen to
eight when he plays X amount of minutes. So get
your tickets for NC State Carolina. I'm know they're only
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gonna play once in the regular season, but man, he
is going to bring some electricity to the old tobacco road.
I'm just telling you that right now.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Nice looking forward to that.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah you got it?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
All right, pack good stuff there, buddy. You get on
the TV this afternoon, we'll check you out.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
John Boy. You won't because last week with my last show,
I'm I'm in total I'm in total retirement.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Oh you are, potentially he hasn't caught up.
Speaker 8 (28:21):
Yeah, he's still got a couple on d v R.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
So John Boy, listen, John Boy, so excited you figure
out where Prime and NASCAR is? You have new idea
what happened on the.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
But I am ready for Duke's number one pick going
look at this.
Speaker 7 (28:37):
Yeah that's right, you got it. Run, you got it.
Speaker 10 (28:42):
You're the man.
Speaker 13 (28:43):
You a man.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
Pack nothing but I'm doing them but putting on my
feet with my dog, drinking bourbon and laughing at everybody else.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Oh so, buddy, Well, we appreciate you hanging with us.
Thank you, though, boy, you got We'll talk next week,
all right, Mark, thank you, buddy. All right, Well, let's
play our wordy word game one eight hundred big show.
You told free line. We'll get a couple contestants and
play next Good morning, Tuesday, June twenty four, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 9 (29:38):
Listen, do I went everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
A game, no birdy word, A worthy word. Let's meet
a contestants.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
We got Wayne from Rocky Mount, North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Go on a Wayne, what Anny?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Heyboddy?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Hen?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
We got Greg got a seal Alabama? Come on a
Greg Hey, good morning?
Speaker 7 (29:58):
More Hey man?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
All right, boy's welcome Wayne. That's gregging Alabama. Dreguys, Wayne,
I'm rocking Mount.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Don't care Alina.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Boys, big show listeners meeting playing worthy word?
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Is there a wonderful world we live in?
Speaker 10 (30:12):
Boys?
Speaker 7 (30:13):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Tainter and Greg? John Boy and Wayne words dealing with kids?
They your boys got any kids that you know of?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
They're all grown?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Johnny, I know the feeling, Buddy, all right, words the
dude with kids?
Speaker 10 (30:32):
Greg?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
You relax me and Wayne or put something on the
board here in the first thirty.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
Ready, Wayne, I'm ready, buddy, Oh key.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Dope, start the clock now. The opposite of old is.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Young.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yes, uh huh. A blank baby just delivered a blank
Have you seen born? Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Before you have a baby, the woman's gotta get craig
uh huh. And then you hire your tea and age
to do this to wipe.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yes, uh huh. And then you mark them on your
tax as a what your tax? For your tax form?
They are one or two?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
How many kids you got?
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Yeh uh huh dependent that's it, buddy.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
And then we put a five on the board. Good work, Wayne,
So Greg and Taylor for you around one?
Speaker 5 (31:22):
All wrong?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Ready, Greg.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
And go all right?
Speaker 6 (31:27):
They color with these. Hey, yes, when there's two that
are born at the same time, they're what.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
You take?
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Use your camera to take a what of them? You
take one?
Speaker 6 (31:42):
Yep, and now you there's five in your blank? There's
five you mom, Dad?
Speaker 7 (31:50):
Five in the what family?
Speaker 6 (31:52):
Yes, sir, they're not an adult, so they're still considered
a blank.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
You got ah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
All right, there's a buzzer. You put a four on
the board. Anybody's game, Wayne, leading five to four? Here
we go in around two? Ahi, Wayne?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (32:10):
Ready, buddy?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Picking up on that last one and go until you're eighteen.
You're considered a child. No like you go down and
dig cold. You're one of these in West Virginia.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
What yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
All right?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Your brother, your sister, they are your what the official word?
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Uh huh your dad and your.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Mom?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yes, blank mother goose blank rhymes nursery, yes blank. A
kid that's not yours? No, okay.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Fur the board uh total of nine for Wayne so began.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Tator five will tie, and six will win. I Greg,
you ready, yo and go all right.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
This is a child that comes into your home that
you just watch part time and they're like awarded to
the state and hopefully they'll get adopted, hopefully someone will.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
Yes, this is the this is the doctor you take
the kids to.
Speaker 7 (33:19):
He is a what.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Yes, sir, Oh, this is the name.
Speaker 6 (33:24):
This is the slang name you call for a kid
that's just rotten. Oh, he's a little blank you've got
you know. Yes, they play. They love to play with these.
They are the whole gamut blanks.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yes, all right, toys.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
Nine to eight.
Speaker 8 (33:47):
Greg.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
We'll make sure you get another shot at it down
the road, buddy. We appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
All right, thank you, ah man, way look at you.
Prize back ahead the Rocky Mount. You enjoy a good game.
But I thank you, Johnny yeah man, Good morning, Big
shows on the radio. Bit request from Ango Stephen West
the Kannapolis, North Carolina Dellar and Hart's hometown. There's Cooking
with Rayford. You know, he lived about five minutes from
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my mom's house, and he knew my aunt was David.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
You and the lucky ones that new rape daddy personal?
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Are you using the leaf lower?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I'm sure he got on the raper's nerves if he
was anywhere near you know, a.
Speaker 8 (34:28):
Couple of times it was me and I don't live
anywhere near him.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Absolutely, it's Daven. Got your request coming up next Good
(35:00):
Morning Bike Shows on the radio. The request time Stephen
west Isley Kannapolis, North Carolina.
Speaker 10 (35:08):
He goes David, and now it's time for Cooking with
Rayford with your host Robert d. Rayford. Woman, I ain't
got time to Are you with you better?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Right now?
Speaker 7 (35:19):
I got to record my program?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
All right?
Speaker 10 (35:22):
Hold on, hey, all is Rafors on today's show, A
special tribute to my wife. For the last six months,
she's been trying to get me to clean out the garage.
She says, won't you get rid of some of that
old loquor? You got starish out there? I have to
keep telling a woman that's my emergency supply. Hard times
might be coming.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
Luck.
Speaker 10 (35:43):
In the interest of domestic tranquility, I have agreed to
divest myself of some of the cheaper bottles of whiskey
in my collection. I'm gonna take a bunch of them,
open them up, and pour them right down to sink. Here.
She don't believe I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna show
Bottle number one. Let's see here, this is.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Something called Old Coots.
Speaker 10 (36:03):
This is one of the cheaper brands in my collection.
I think this went up a little package store down
in Saluta, South Carolina. Let's pull the cork out, all
right now, we're gonna pour the contents down the drain. Oh,
except for one shot glass wall, which I'm gonna drink
as I send it on his way.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
That is a cheap liquor, all right now.
Speaker 10 (36:30):
Then Bottle number two, let's see this is called mister
South Boston. I got this and up in Virginia somewhere.
Let me pull a cork here now, I will pour
the second bottle down the drain, with again exception of
one shot, which I will drink as I send it
to its fall over war All right, uh. Bottle number three,
(37:02):
Crappy Hill Special Reserve. I don't really remember where this
one comes from anyway, let me pull a bottle out
of the shot and pour this one out except for
one cork full. Oh broke, I need to find me
a bigger glass anyway, Oh here's one, all right now,
(37:25):
I will pull out the sink one cork full, I
will drink and pour the rest down down the ball.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
It is.
Speaker 10 (37:39):
Indeed, this ain't painful as I thought it was gonna be. Okay,
Bottle number four five, I forget anyway, this one was
called uh quite make out the name of this one.
Some kind of little depe he keep floating around now anyway,
(38:01):
I will pull the drink from the cork and pull
the bottle down the glass as I as I sink.
Sorry about that, pull off my stool. Just dark early
this time of year. All right, now we're on a roll.
(38:22):
Let's keep going.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Bottle number nine.
Speaker 10 (38:24):
I will pull the bottle out of the cork and
drink one sink full out of it, as I'll pour
the rest of it down the glow.
Speaker 8 (38:35):
Yeah, it was fun, they don't know.
Speaker 10 (38:39):
Bottle of number seventeen, and pull the sink out of
the next glass, and we'll pull the cork out of
the bottle. Cork the sink with the glass bottle of
drink and drink the fork. Oh yeah, all right, let's
see what we got so far. Let me hold the
house still with one hand. I mean, I will count
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the bottles and the corks and the glasses. See two, four, six, twelve,
it's like twenty nine. And as the house comes by again,
let me count one with fifteen. You my wife was
gonna be so proud of me. And the amazing thing
(39:22):
is didn't hurt a bit. I'm not even really under
the affluence of ingle Hall. In fact, you know, some
people might pink, but I feel perfectly fine. In fact,
I've never felt so feelings. Oh, we got us a
mess here. Let me take these up to the garbage cannon. Uh.
(39:48):
I'll clean this up tomorrow. And for you young people
out there, remember, don't sink in poort who said that,
I said that I'm.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
This Rayford.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Good night and keep it down, keep it don't sleep
around here.
Speaker 10 (40:11):
Cooking with Rafford is brought to you by a grant
from the Jack Daniels Distillery of Lynchburg, Tennessee, providing sour
mash whiskey to Raffords for over three quarters of a century.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Mayor Dismal Sievers featured trag minibikee he Words hitting the
Big Box at the Big Show dot Com, Jody gets
your name and they have a John Boys wonderful thing
can giveaway number one hundred and forty seven.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Oh so it's a big show dot com.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Where's here he is, Ladies, gentlemen live from beautiful downtown
Dismal Seepage. The Honoraball Merwin Co Fiddle Swoop, Good morning
mister Mayor.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Good morning John Boy and Billy and others. I'm not
great with names. As you know, there's always something exciting
happening in Dismal Seepage, South Carolina, and this weekend is
no exception. It's our annual Dismal Seepage Mini Bike Week.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
A mini bike week that sounds cool.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Well, see, we saw the success that Myrtle Beach had
with Bike Week and we wanted to get on board
with that. But as you know, Dismal Seepage isn't exactly
a bustling metropolis. Why the nearest Burger Biggie's almost fifteen
miles away, and our entire city limits is less than
one half mile in any direction. So we figured a
bike week on a much smaller scale would be just
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a ticket. So Many Bike Week was born, a festival
designed specifically for all those little people who want to
get their biker on.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
So wait, a second Bike Week is just for little people.
So you mean a real Many Bike Week?
Speaker 7 (42:12):
Yeh.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
First, I can't believe I'm saying this, but that is genius.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Well, you see, ton boy, It all started, thank you,
by the way. It all started ten years ago when
world famous mini bike stunt man Bold Weavil Knevil chose
dismal seepage for his legendary leaf over the grand opening
of Mother Goose's Putta Rama miniature Golf.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Sounds like a big time Did he make it?
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Well? The takeoff was picture perfect, but he overshot the
ramp and wound up on the eighteenth green.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Was he hurt?
Speaker 3 (42:47):
He was headed for a hole in one, but he
ran into the windmill and and knocked him through the window.
Over to the old lady who lives in the shoe.
He retired after that.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
I hug him up.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Huh No, Well in love with the old woman in
the shoes. They still live there. Got a lot of kids.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
What's on deck for this weekend. Are you expecting a
big crowd.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
So to speak. It all starts Friday night with the
parade down Main Street chopped out many bikes ridden by
mini bikers, and that goes on for almost a whole
city block, sponsored by the preferred motor oil for many
bikes Stpee wee. And when the sun goes down, it's
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time to crown the mini biker queen.
Speaker 7 (43:34):
You know.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
We used to do that at the Purple Nurple Gentleman's Club.
Some of the gals got hammered and kept falling off
the stage and got hurt. So now we're doing it
in the relative safety of the sawdust pit at Manny
Moe and Jackal's Exotic Petting Zoo. Yeah. We tried doing
it at the Venus fly Trap Botanical Gardens, but a
lot of the competitors went missing.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
This is in one of those wet t shirt deals.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Is it used to be? Not anymore? We tried that
but they kept getting washed away.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
What about food? Anything special?
Speaker 3 (44:06):
I'm glad you asked John Boy. Saturday is the Mini
Bite cookout. There's gonna be Vienna sausage on the grill
for the popular we Wee weiener eating contest. Returning champion
Joey Smallberry's will be defending his title and returning for
his tenth year is Colonel Cobb's Roasted Corn.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Roasted corn on the cob, now you're talking.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
Oh, these are a little different, and those little corns
getting Chinese food. That Saturday night is the annual outdoor
showing of Easy Rider.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Ah, do you have a drive in theater.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
No, we just put up an iPad on an onion crate.
That works pretty good.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
That all sounds like a pretty great time.
Speaker 3 (44:48):
It's sort of the comb before the storm. Really. The
following weekend, thanks get even wilder. Really, that's when we
have the Mini Black Bike Week. Those folks know how
to party. Plus there's a big rap concert featuring twenty
five cent Littler John and the we Tang Clan. It's
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gonna be I hope I get this right. It's gonna
be popping, yo. So something for everyone, I think for everyone,
John Boy, So come on down to Dismal Steepitch the
next two weekends for the annual Mini bike Weeks.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Will you be there?
Speaker 3 (45:30):
Oh? Hell no, I'm running my house out to bull
Weeb Golong.
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