May 13, 2025 • 39 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Carl Childers is in early for a Storytime segment this time it’s Goldilocks and the Three Bears.. - Hoyt & the JuniorNationBand scrub off their hit single, “ButterFace”.. - Tater has this week’s What to Watch.. - Mad Max hits the brakes on self driving cars.. - Debbie Dunbar is at the back fence again with new gossip.. - Bill Silvers has The Top 10 Signs.Your Job Applicant Is A Conservative.. - Mr. Rhubarb has a story about a frog that applied for a loan.. - We’ll fill a request for Pearl’s favorite tune, Butt Scootin’ Boogie.. - and Rev. Billy Ray closes us out today with a sermon on the New Superman…
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
No man, but I'm just as Coolsie. There's a bad
bitch Tuesday morning here. Wow, everybody feature track fro the
Big Show bit box.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh, I hate to lie alright when I'm telling Reverend
Billy Ray Collins is gonna.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Be in here.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
So let's say I wasn't okay.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Search for key Word's new Superman. That's all about reperd
Billy read the Big Box when you hit the Big
Show dot com right now, let's play beat the blode.
That's me, not contestant. Happened to be David out of
Holy Alabama in morning. David know me, David? You know
(01:15):
what we'll do last day or some questions. She'll answer
you to the best of her ability.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
That's my ability.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
You agree, I'm a lying on her?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So you got it all right? Well, let's jump in here,
get you two bails, Tita. Yes, nineteen fifty was the
year only about seven percent of American women change their
appearance by doing something. Today, more than seventy five percent
do it.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (01:43):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
It's a shave their you to brow jaed by.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
You're getting.
Speaker 8 (01:52):
Had their bra, sir, had their bra bro.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
From someone who needs no path David, do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 8 (02:04):
I think that's a tough fee.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Disagree.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I think us called the hair, but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm sorry, Taylor.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
That's okay.
Speaker 9 (02:11):
The gauge you want you to win?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
I did so.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Let's see you did not agree with her, and that was.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
The thing to do.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yes, change the color of their hair, David, in touch
with the modern woman.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
See those bills come in. But it's expensive to do this.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
All right, let's get you another bell here, Marshy. The
first time US spectators attended a race featuring these as
competitors was in eighteen eighty five, and the average speed
of the winter was seven and a half miles an hour.
Speaker 8 (02:48):
What were they?
Speaker 10 (02:49):
They were bored, that's what they were bored.
Speaker 9 (02:53):
Bored, they were seven and a half mile an hour race.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
It was a bike race, sir, it was It.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Was a icicle rays huh A eighteen Well.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
That's my thought as well, my thought. Yes, I agree.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Okay, so you are agree on whether in the it
was cars cars back then? Not a whole lot of
spong now, yes, all right, then, well we got a
full count. Let's see what happened, true or false? Fifty
to fifty chance.
Speaker 9 (03:28):
Lightning is more likely to strike the.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Same place twice, then it is in a new place
one none of the above.
Speaker 9 (03:41):
You got a picture false.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
False.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Lightning is not more likely to strike the same place
twice as some place different.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
All right, David, agree or disagree.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I have to agree with that.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
And unbelievable. It is more likely to strike the same place.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
There's a good physical reason it's struck there the first time.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Ah, there it is.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Well, David, we got a good old consolation prize for you,
and and we'll make Tater put it together.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
It'll work out for you, David. All right, all right,
thank you, John boy, Hey, real quick, first time caller.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
All right, buddy, thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Can I give a shout out to just a y'all's
crew and everybody.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I mean y'all keep me going on.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Everybody says this, but it's crew every morning.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Well we appreciate that, buddy, Thank you so much. All right, up,
all right, Dave, thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
All right, buddy, hang right there, all right, we're jumping
out catching you up on. You knew we got a
time capsule right on the other side for Tuesday morning light.
Don't deter.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
H this is the.
Speaker 11 (05:34):
Award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's
number one export.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
That's one of my special guests.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
He's the founder of the Eruptee Center for Psychic Pet Research,
Doctor Sanjay Rupte.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
How are you. It is most pleasing to meet you.
By the way, we also do pet sitting and mobile grooming.
If I did known tatter wars here, I would have
brought the ring use a little off the top. Thank you,
good night everyone. You may check us out on the
web at Rookti Center dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Right fair enough, now, Doc, I gotta say, right off
the bat, I'm a little skeptical about this whole pet pigic.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Why yes, yes, yes, very good, very good. I hear
it quite often, but I assure you my work is
most scientific. I am a nineteen ninety six graduate of
Calcutta Community College, a facility which has done pioneering research
in this field. My years of experience has allowed me
to tap into what I called the wolf network. The
(06:44):
what the wolf network?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Wolves?
Speaker 8 (06:47):
Right? Don't say it like me, just say a wolf network.
That's right. As you know, dogs are descended from wolves.
For thousands of years, wolves have hunted together in packs, right,
much like the crew. You hang around, and if you
observe a pack of wolves stalking their prey, you will
see that they have an amazing unspoken communication that allows
(07:09):
them to work together as a team. You could use
a little bit of that around here. Yes, it is
the ancestral remnants of the extra sensory network that I
am able to tap into, tap tap tap tap into
and read the thoughts of the dog.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
All right, well, let's bring her over and say if
you pick up anything, Pearl, come here.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
Girl, see a good girl.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Doc.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
This is a Vana Pearl.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Nowadays we just call her Pearl.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
Oh, yes, very good. But I'll take it from here.
Hello Pearl, I am doctor RUPTI. Yes, what's then? Ah?
You are most kind? What she saying? She is very
pleased to meet me. In fact, she says if I
were a dog, she would totally do me. Pearl, tell
the company like, man, it's probably just the bacon I
(07:54):
had this morning. Also, she is most pleased to that
you have decided to move away from the e. She
finds it how you say a bit ridiculous, although she
also says Pearl is a bit of a fat girl's neck. Now,
how long have you had this dog? Say? My wife
found her about a month ago.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
She was astray and uh, they says, she's been hanging
out around the gas station, eating dead possum in the
middle of the road.
Speaker 8 (08:19):
Stuff like that. Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.
And how is she integrating herself into your family?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So far, She's been great. She might be the best
dog I've ever heard. Or she thinks very highly of
you as well. She also mentions another man, a mister
uh Jangles. Does that name mean anything to you?
Speaker 8 (08:42):
Coulda be Bojangles?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Why?
Speaker 8 (08:44):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes quite Fond of this person
as well. She says he is much better to her
than the gentleman named mister Purina. She finds him a
bit cold and forgettable.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I probably feel that way too, so, Doc. We had
problems with Pearl, like peepeeing and pooping indoors. She even
has accidents here in the studio every once in a while.
Does does that tell you anything?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (09:08):
Yeah, ah, yes, Pearl's attempting to send you a message.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Uh huh, she says. We're normally and I'm quoting now,
I would go outside, but with this carpet, I figure
white bother, I think I think she is suggesting it
might be time for a visit from mister Stanley Steamer.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Let me tell you another day, she walked in and
did a number two in Robert D. Rayford's office, right
down the hall. What's what's up with that?
Speaker 10 (09:36):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Uh huh? What she says? Have you heard his bit
about nine tenths of a cent on gas?
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (09:45):
Yes, I think she is making a commentary of her own. Gotcha,
Like I said, So, dog is pearl happy?
Speaker 12 (09:51):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, very much so. She says, you
have many colorful people in your life, most of whom
drop food on the ground on a regular basis. She
specifically mentions a man named mister Mario. He seems to
be eating most all of the time. Hey, hey, dog,
you say that. You see how she's looking at me?
She does that a lot. What's she thinking right now? Huh?
(10:13):
She is thinking, My goodness, what is that funky smell?
And to tell you the truth, I'm picking up something
that and I've got a headpard, so it must be bad. Sorry,
I had a double baby burrito for Jesse. Explain every Yes, pristss,
Perhaps dead pussim in the road was not so bad?
Speaker 5 (10:31):
After all.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
Okay, well there you don't Sanjay rupt, thanks for coming.
He Good night everybody.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Jean Boy and Billy.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Good morning radio.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Done right. Yeoh, Tuesday morning, big shows.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
On the radio.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
And we are in the playhouse.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Let's go.
Speaker 11 (11:18):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert burn here with another
fungus spreading edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode The Animal Agent. As our story opens, the director
of a retirement community is trying to book some entertainment
for the old folks. Hi, and welcome. I'm Maurice Hansen,
owner of Crittermania. You must be Missus Jablotski for the
(11:40):
old folks Home.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Getty Geezer's Retirement Community.
Speaker 11 (11:44):
Got You Got You, got You, Got You got You.
So you're looking for some entertainment for your residency.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Yes, they love animals, and I'm just looking for some
options to have during their afternoon tea.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Gots you got You, got You got you?
Speaker 11 (11:55):
Okay, will will you got a tiger who does a
high wire act in jungles Hersty's kisses.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Oh no, that sounds too dangerous.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
The tiger is very tame.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Oh it's not the tiger, it's the chocolate. Some of
our folks are got beaty.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
Oh got you got you got you got you got you?
Speaker 11 (12:09):
Oh we got a performing seal that could play a
number of musical instruments.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Does he see well only after he's had a few drinks.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Yeah, what kind of music?
Speaker 8 (12:19):
Yacht rock?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I think that might be a bit up tempo for
our folks.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Got you got you got you got you gets you?
Speaker 11 (12:24):
Oh we got we got a crocodile that does impressions.
Pass a bill you're playing armadillo? Nah, a cobra that
does tax returns too jewish.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
What we need is something unusual but nice, ands a date,
low key, you know, so it won't get them too
riled up.
Speaker 11 (12:39):
Gots you got you got you got you got you bet? Hey,
how about a Gary the gibbon. He never says a word.
All he does is card tricks.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Okay, now that sounds good.
Speaker 11 (12:50):
Great, consider it booked. Let's try a mellow gibbon around
the old folks teeth and we hope you've enjoyed John
Boy and Billy Playhouse. Hey, how about doing them top
two buttons? Got you got you got you got you?
Tune in next time when we'll hear Beano the farting bear.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Got you, got you?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Gots you?
Speaker 8 (13:18):
Good morning?
Speaker 13 (13:19):
Rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello, this
is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Pride of
the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Tune
by request for a heart and a Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 8 (14:26):
You don't know one? Do you hit it?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 12 (14:31):
Junior Nation Band presents you at another entry in our
pandemic hit Parade. If they don't come up with a
vaccine pretty soon, we're gonna have a whole album. Shoot,
you might have a box set. This and goes out
to a friend of ours having a hard time right now.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
We'll just call her Karen.
Speaker 12 (14:48):
There is nothing that is wrong and asking you to
wear a mask at cost cold a brand new virus
going round. It's a cam you old crazy as Come
down and work with me. Are they make us leave?
Come down, Karen and put your face mask on. It's
(15:11):
the very smallest thing we can all do. Come down, Karen,
or they'll send us both back home. I've been trying
all day long just to shop with you.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
But wait, there's more.
Speaker 12 (15:36):
My hands are freshly saying that tis please don't touch
your nose.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
And eyes and mouth here.
Speaker 14 (15:44):
And we got stuff to buy.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
That is all that matters.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
We need groceries, So baby, please come down Karen and
put your face mask on. It's the very small this thing.
We can all calm down, Karen.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
They'll show us both the door.
Speaker 12 (16:08):
I've been trying mighty hard just to shop with you.
You know the craziest thing about this pandemic is it's
turned normal women into these what you call karens. Women
held it together fine to learning how to make zoom.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Calls and how to get.
Speaker 12 (16:25):
Groceries that are going in the store distance, learning their young'ins.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
But if a guy at.
Speaker 12 (16:30):
The Verizon store tries to hand them a face mask,
they turn into the Tasmanian devil headlining at oz Fast.
Speaker 9 (16:39):
It's the scariest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 12 (16:41):
And I accidentally saw Terry Hanson naked one time, but that,
as they say, is a story for another day. I
long to see that paper mask covering your face, so easily,
So leave the greater guy alone. We'll get our crap
(17:04):
being head back home so speedily.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
If you work with me. Come down, Karen and.
Speaker 12 (17:13):
Put your face mask on. It's the very smallest thing
we can all do.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Come down, Karen.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
You still can breathe just fine.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
I've been trying no day long to shop with you.
Come down, Karen.
Speaker 12 (17:33):
Put your face mask on. It's the very smallest thing
we can all you.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Come down, Karen.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
We'll be back.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Home real soon. I've been trying no day long, just.
Speaker 8 (17:48):
To shop with you.
Speaker 12 (17:51):
By the way, if your name really is Karen, we
apologize for that getting hung on you this year. But
things are tough all over. I tell you to calm down,
but I know y'all hate that too.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Hi,
Man pac is very busy this morning. I said, man,
take care of you, paying job. We'll get you tomorrow.
So you can check back out on the ACC network
see what he's up to later on this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
But we will have him on the Big Show tomorrow alright.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
That means we have time for mister Rubarb on National
Frog Jumping Day.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I know it's a reach, but it's one of our favorites.
Speaker 15 (18:34):
He is, well, hello, my little steepiere. Y'all today today
I like the way I talk. Oh yeah, would y'all
like to hear a story?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yes, just say yes please, I will.
Speaker 16 (18:53):
Just ramble incessantly.
Speaker 15 (18:59):
A man was crossing a road one day when a
frog called out to him and said, if you kiss me,
I'll turn into a beautiful princess.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
So the frog sounds just like you before. I have
a special boy.
Speaker 15 (19:10):
By the way he talked. No, He bent over, picked
the frog up and put it in his pocket. The
frog spoke up again and said, if you kiss me
and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will
tell everyone how smart and brave you are, and how
you are my hero. The man took the frog out
of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back
(19:31):
in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, hello, boy,
if you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an
entire week. The man took the frog out of his pocket,
smiled at it, and put it back in his pocket.
(19:52):
The frog then said, hello, helloa.
Speaker 16 (19:56):
If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess.
Speaker 15 (19:58):
I'll stay with you for a year and do anything
you want. Again, the man took the frog out, smiled
at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Speaker 16 (20:09):
Finally, the frog said, what's the matter?
Speaker 15 (20:12):
I told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll
stay with you for a year and do anything you want.
Why won't you kiss me? The man said, Look, I'm
a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend.
But a talking frog is cool. Rich reminds me of
some funny frog jokes. Would y'all like to hear them?
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Good?
Speaker 8 (20:33):
Here they are?
Speaker 15 (20:35):
Why are frog so happy? They eat whatever bugs them?
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhappy?
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
Speaker 8 (20:51):
What it got? Toad?
Speaker 15 (20:56):
What is a frog's favorite time? What if y'all would
think about this when you could get it?
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Lad dear?
Speaker 16 (21:07):
What's green and sets in the corner?
Speaker 8 (21:09):
What a naughty frog?
Speaker 6 (21:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (21:13):
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Open?
Speaker 8 (21:16):
Toad?
Speaker 16 (21:16):
Sandals?
Speaker 8 (21:17):
God?
Speaker 16 (21:20):
Hey, hey, what did the frog say to the other frog?
Speaker 8 (21:25):
What?
Speaker 15 (21:25):
Wait a minute, it was a lesbion? You know, read
taste like chicky? What's green and goes two thousand rpm. Yeah,
have you been reading my note? You're making me unhappy.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Later.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
This was a total waste of time.
Speaker 15 (21:56):
It's just perfect billy like that.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
I have a friend that works in New York City
and radio and her name is Paddy White Daddy exactly.
Speaker 17 (22:12):
It's a nick nag baddy whack rock along, Okay, which
like again, come all, let's play wordy word for the
big Old Lord Tigers prize back.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
We got a hat, t shirt, tumbler and a twenty
five dollars gas card. Lord Tigers are motorcycle lawyers who
ride representing injured rogers for over two decades. Lord Tigers
can never ride alone. Just click on the bounder at
the Big Show dot com. Come all, let's play for it.
You got a couple of contestants. Next, good morning, It's
(23:09):
a big Show on the radio.
Speaker 8 (23:10):
Ruler to you. Tuesday, May thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Feature track from The Big Show d Box Reverend Bill
red Colin, he did boyd would get out right.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Now, let's play.
Speaker 9 (23:21):
I went everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Okay, I'm a worthy word and a worthy word.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Let's meet a contestants. We got Alaisha from Evansville, Indiana.
Good morning, Alaisha morn Joy, welcome buddy, and we got
Joseph out of Venton, Virginia. Good morning, Joseph, good morning,
good morning. All right, boys, welcome. Let's play on some
worthy word indianma Bursars, Virginia.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Joseph and Tater.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Take Elijah.
Speaker 8 (23:54):
Laisha Abbansville.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
All right, we got words dealing with traditional marriages, guys,
traditional marriages. All right, so Joseph, you relax less. See
what me and my teammate and do you ready?
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Elijah?
Speaker 8 (24:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
You shout him out there, buddy, start the clock now.
Before you get divorced, you have a trial. You don't
live together, yeah, you try not not living together? What
do you call it?
Speaker 9 (24:26):
We're going we're going through a not a divorce.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Step before.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yes, all right, this is when the guy asked the
girl to marry him.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
He does what.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yes, your mother and your father of the bride are
your Oh yeah, what we do there too? On the board.
All right, I want to say what Taylor and Joseph
can do.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
Round one.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Joseph, are you ready?
Speaker 6 (25:01):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Okay, and go.
Speaker 10 (25:04):
Your wife's mother is your parent, uh no, the the
the her, her parents are your what they're not out. Yes,
this is These are the guys that stood up at
your wedding with you.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
They are the who.
Speaker 10 (25:25):
This is what you call your your you've proposed and
your girlfriend now becomes your what.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
No, it's she's got the ring.
Speaker 9 (25:37):
Oh, there's the buzzer right there.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Alright, so y'all put a two on the board, so
it's two to two. Anybody's game here in this rough
marriage category?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Got its?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Elasha? Are you ready, buddy?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
All right, we're picking up on that last one. Ready,
go what is she? She's gonna marry you? She is
your yes, all right. Who's the guy stands beside of you?
He's your.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
The girl wears a wedding no dress, nothing fancy dress.
Speaker 16 (26:16):
What a wedding dress?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
What is it called a wedding blink? Yeah, come on,
it's like.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, no, no, that's other needs too.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
I don't want to. I don't know nobody else.
Speaker 8 (26:35):
In the buzzer.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Good, okay, then all right, put a three on that
two for a total of five.
Speaker 9 (26:42):
So you got three single people.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
And Joseph three will tie, four will win. All right, ready, Joseph.
Speaker 8 (26:55):
And go all right.
Speaker 10 (26:57):
She decorates with these there they're real fake silk. Yes,
this is the big party after the wedding vows.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
It's called the what reception.
Speaker 10 (27:10):
This is also, Oh, and drinks are on us. It's
a what you don't have to pay?
Speaker 9 (27:16):
Yes, tie up? This is you say this.
Speaker 10 (27:19):
We're married till blank blank blank blank till we die. Yeah,
but what's the formal way they say it?
Speaker 16 (27:29):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (27:31):
The buzzer one day?
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Do for the five.
Speaker 9 (27:36):
Times again? All right, guys.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
That means we have a fifteen second overtime to see
if we can settle this wordy word. Alright, there is
so Joseph, you relax, mal Elijah, Eliza's gonna go by
real fast, buddy. We want to have fifteen seconds. So
you ready to go? Now we are picking up on
that last one. I hope you were thinking about it,
(28:04):
because here we go.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Start the clock. Are you starting a fifty second?
Speaker 8 (28:10):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Okay, ready go?
Speaker 8 (28:14):
You are married? Tell what?
Speaker 9 (28:19):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (28:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Now when you give her the ring, she says, yes,
you were officially yes, uh huh, all right, this is
what your friends throw you.
Speaker 9 (28:29):
The guy you have a big old.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah it was, but I didn't get it out quick enough.
So throw a bachelor party away. That was a two
for Elaijah Tater and Joseph. Three will win this game,
two will die here and Joseph, what do we got here?
Speaker 8 (28:50):
Pick up the last one?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yes, okay, brand new words, ready.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Go right.
Speaker 10 (28:56):
This woman stands up with the bride. She's her blank
blank of yeah, no, no, no, she's the main one.
She's not the matron, she's a blank of no, she's
the main one. He has the best man, she has
a blank.
Speaker 9 (29:14):
Oh elive shut wins and overtime.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeah, I know it.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
But what good game?
Speaker 7 (29:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (29:25):
He said, so it was made of honor.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
So that's the main one.
Speaker 10 (29:32):
Yeah, she's the one that stands with her.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Ye, god, that's what you were doing.
Speaker 10 (29:36):
I mean I was saying, stand with her, and he's
right there. Bridesmaids all stand up there.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, well, got well, Joseph. Body, Joseph, you can try
again anytime. We'll make sure Jack can get you full
game down the road.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
All right, body, good game, all right, thank you guys.
All right, man, thank you have a great day up event.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Look at you Eli shut up in the big old
tigers had. All right, man, you hang over Jack as
you'll hook you up in the morning, got the big
show on the radio. This bit request time, Fred Owens
out of Greenville, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Sorry for the loss of your dog Pearl.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Well thank you, Fred, he says, can we hear these
on butt scooting book allays bring back some good old
Pearl memories? They got you Fred, coming up next. Good
(30:50):
morning and it's a big show on the radio. Bit
request time, Fred Owens out of Greenville, South Carolina. Thank
you for you send them about the loss of my
dog Pearl.
Speaker 8 (31:02):
Appreciate all y'all.
Speaker 9 (31:03):
My wife told them against somebody listen more candles for Pearl.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
That's pretty neat.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
If we go to the John Boy Billy facebook page,
we got a we got a link that goes to
the lib of loves where we when check in leave
your comments. Man, this pretty good. I many loves actually,
Oh dog Pearl became part of him on the radio show.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I just love that man.
Speaker 8 (31:22):
A lot of people have shown a lot of love.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
That's awest enough, sure enough, Well here go, let us
have more of that song.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
All about Pearl had to do is observer for one
day to.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Get it down on don't tape hit it.
Speaker 14 (31:44):
There's a little bitted dog and her name is Pearl,
and she's the sweetest thing in the whole round world.
She's got a private man that's about the driver out
of her mind. Her rearings feeling mighty rold. That's why
Pearl goes wild and does the butt scooting buget. Now
(32:11):
some folks say it's something in her food. Whatever it is,
it's not too good. She goes to scrub in her
hide on the living room road.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
When that dog's on a scooting.
Speaker 14 (32:29):
Jack, she does a quick zig and then a zag.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
It's the butt scooting buget.
Speaker 18 (32:37):
Oh no, there she goes.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
She's about to get no butt scoot.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
It's your crack. Ain't a sack.
Speaker 14 (32:47):
Having trouble out back, she does a booget.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
She does to sit.
Speaker 18 (32:52):
Down on the ground, go to town butt scooting book.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Here and go no, no curl, no Pearl.
Speaker 19 (33:05):
When I said let's go, I was talking to the
piano player, not you, honey off.
Speaker 14 (33:12):
Look at that, that's columb off.
Speaker 18 (33:14):
We're gonna get you straight out here to sink a
honey Hang on, all right, sit down there if you can. Well,
she's about as low as a dog can get. Time
to load her up for a trip.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
To the vet.
Speaker 14 (33:29):
He might be just a feller that.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
Could streathen her eye. Hope, so because ned leave her
a life fig nothing but grief.
Speaker 14 (33:40):
Pearl needs some fist relief from the butt scoots and.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Bulge right there in the den.
Speaker 14 (33:49):
There she goes again, Oh, butt scooter, poor my, poor bud.
She's about to go nuts. That's why she bugets. She
does to sit down on.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
The ground, go to town, butt scoots and buget.
Speaker 19 (34:10):
Don't no, there she goes. She is about to get lord,
but scoot hit you crack in the sack avenue, trouble
on out back.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
That's why she bug gets.
Speaker 14 (34:24):
She does to sit down on the ground, go to town,
butt scooting bugee.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
She does to sit.
Speaker 19 (34:32):
Down on the ground, go to town, butt scooting buget.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
She got a slight hiss. Bad Is likes a bitch,
but scoot.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Good Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
You got the Big Show on the radio on our
future track for the Big Show vin Box. You like
this one for you, John one Billy Allen, which is
a oh album consistent of Reverend Billy Ray Collin.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Send it to you unsaved friends the words new Superman.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy and good
morning to all our beloved friends out there in radio land.
That says a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent photogsp for the Pennycostal Assembly just off
State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Feller come
up to me the other day, says, freature, my boys
(35:49):
is wearing me out. I want to go see this
new movie about Superman. I see it's a PG. Thirteen,
so I figured probably ain't got much sex and bad
language in it and whatnot. Reckon it be all right?
Let him go see it. I said, sure, if you
don't mind starting them off down the road to perdition.
He said, all come on, now, you ain't saying old
(36:12):
Superman's of the devil, are you? He stands up for
truth and justice in America and whatnot. I said, well,
he used to. But as before that whole unsaved crowd
out there in Hellywood got that's right, beloved Superman returns
is a flaming dart from the Devil's quiver, and it
(36:34):
seemed right at the souls of America's young people. Oh
you might not like to hear that today, mister modern parents,
but it's a true let's look at the facts. First off,
this new Superman is just a little bit too pretty
for his on good if you ask me, remember in
the funny books, Superman used to be a regular looking feller,
(36:58):
stubby legs, bigge burrow. Yes, kind of looked like old
Johnny weiss Muller, you know, best new Superman he's all
bony and malnurished, like one of then what you called
Metao sexual, got makeup on his faith hair all poofed
up and is it me or has his little red
Man panties got about two sizes a smaller than they
(37:21):
used to be. Yeah, I've seen the preview for this movie.
The other day. Superman has been gone off somers for
a while and his girlfriend Lois Lang has got all heartbroken,
run off with another man. And get this, she's even
had her a child out of wedlock. Well, well, when
Superman shows back up, him and hers having kindly of
(37:44):
an argument, and she says to him and I quote,
the world doesn't need a savior, and neither do I. Well,
now she don't think too much of herself. I don't
believe this old gal is active in her church. Yeah,
and there's a piece are at the end of it
with a ghost of Superman's daddy, Joe L. He's telling
(38:06):
Superman all about the people in the world. He says, quote,
they can be a great people. They wish to be
get this, They only lack the light to show them
the way. That's why I've sent them you my only son. Well,
great Caesar's goat, Where have I heard that story before?
(38:28):
Says like old Joe L might be a little bit
too big for his panties too. And there you have it, Friends,
adultery consorting with the spirits of the dead and a
side order of blasphemy on holywood has done come through
with another summer family fun fed. Friends, you want an
(38:48):
exciting story, come here all about the real man who
come to Earth with powers far beyond those of us mortals.
He ain't from the planet Kryptonite. He's from the throne
of the Universe. Much as I hate to spoil the
surprise ending for you, I'm talking about the Lord come
meting Missus Sunday at the Sword of Joshua Independent Foregus
(39:10):
per Pennecultural Assembly just off State Road twenty three on
the Frontage Road. This as a Reverend Billy Ray Collins remainingions.
It's time to turn, so you don't burn John Boyn
Bully Yeah y'all, keep them straight up.
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Love you mean It
No man, but I'm just as Coolsie. There's a bad
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Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh, I hate to lie alright when I'm telling Reverend
Billy Ray Collins is gonna.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Be in here.
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So let's say I wasn't okay.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Search for key Word's new Superman. That's all about reperd
Billy read the Big Box when you hit the Big
Show dot com right now, let's play beat the blode.
That's me, not contestant. Happened to be David out of
Holy Alabama in morning. David know me, David? You know
(01:15):
what we'll do last day or some questions. She'll answer
you to the best of her ability.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
That's my ability.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
You agree, I'm a lying on her?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So you got it all right? Well, let's jump in here,
get you two bails, Tita. Yes, nineteen fifty was the
year only about seven percent of American women change their
appearance by doing something. Today, more than seventy five percent
do it.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (01:43):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
It's a shave their you to brow jaed by.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
You're getting.
Speaker 8 (01:52):
Had their bra, sir, had their bra bro.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
From someone who needs no path David, do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 8 (02:04):
I think that's a tough fee.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Disagree.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I think us called the hair, but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm sorry, Taylor.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
That's okay.
Speaker 9 (02:11):
The gauge you want you to win?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
I did so.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Let's see you did not agree with her, and that was.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
The thing to do.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yes, change the color of their hair, David, in touch
with the modern woman.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
See those bills come in. But it's expensive to do this.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
All right, let's get you another bell here, Marshy. The
first time US spectators attended a race featuring these as
competitors was in eighteen eighty five, and the average speed
of the winter was seven and a half miles an hour.
Speaker 8 (02:48):
What were they?
Speaker 10 (02:49):
They were bored, that's what they were bored.
Speaker 9 (02:53):
Bored, they were seven and a half mile an hour race.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
It was a bike race, sir, it was It.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Was a icicle rays huh A eighteen Well.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
That's my thought as well, my thought. Yes, I agree.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Okay, so you are agree on whether in the it
was cars cars back then? Not a whole lot of
spong now, yes, all right, then, well we got a
full count. Let's see what happened, true or false? Fifty
to fifty chance.
Speaker 9 (03:28):
Lightning is more likely to strike the.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Same place twice, then it is in a new place
one none of the above.
Speaker 9 (03:41):
You got a picture false.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
False.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Lightning is not more likely to strike the same place
twice as some place different.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
All right, David, agree or disagree.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I have to agree with that.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
And unbelievable. It is more likely to strike the same place.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
There's a good physical reason it's struck there the first time.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Ah, there it is.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Well, David, we got a good old consolation prize for you,
and and we'll make Tater put it together.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
It'll work out for you, David. All right, all right,
thank you, John boy, Hey, real quick, first time caller.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
All right, buddy, thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Can I give a shout out to just a y'all's
crew and everybody.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I mean y'all keep me going on.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Everybody says this, but it's crew every morning.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Well we appreciate that, buddy, Thank you so much. All right, up,
all right, Dave, thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
All right, buddy, hang right there, all right, we're jumping
out catching you up on. You knew we got a
time capsule right on the other side for Tuesday morning light.
Don't deter.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
H this is the.
Speaker 11 (05:34):
Award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's
number one export.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
That's one of my special guests.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
He's the founder of the Eruptee Center for Psychic Pet Research,
Doctor Sanjay Rupte.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
How are you. It is most pleasing to meet you.
By the way, we also do pet sitting and mobile grooming.
If I did known tatter wars here, I would have
brought the ring use a little off the top. Thank you,
good night everyone. You may check us out on the
web at Rookti Center dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Right fair enough, now, Doc, I gotta say, right off
the bat, I'm a little skeptical about this whole pet pigic.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Why yes, yes, yes, very good, very good. I hear
it quite often, but I assure you my work is
most scientific. I am a nineteen ninety six graduate of
Calcutta Community College, a facility which has done pioneering research
in this field. My years of experience has allowed me
to tap into what I called the wolf network. The
(06:44):
what the wolf network?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Wolves?
Speaker 8 (06:47):
Right? Don't say it like me, just say a wolf network.
That's right. As you know, dogs are descended from wolves.
For thousands of years, wolves have hunted together in packs, right,
much like the crew. You hang around, and if you
observe a pack of wolves stalking their prey, you will
see that they have an amazing unspoken communication that allows
(07:09):
them to work together as a team. You could use
a little bit of that around here. Yes, it is
the ancestral remnants of the extra sensory network that I
am able to tap into, tap tap tap tap into
and read the thoughts of the dog.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
All right, well, let's bring her over and say if
you pick up anything, Pearl, come here.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
Girl, see a good girl.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Doc.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
This is a Vana Pearl.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Nowadays we just call her Pearl.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
Oh, yes, very good. But I'll take it from here.
Hello Pearl, I am doctor RUPTI. Yes, what's then? Ah?
You are most kind? What she saying? She is very
pleased to meet me. In fact, she says if I
were a dog, she would totally do me. Pearl, tell
the company like, man, it's probably just the bacon I
(07:54):
had this morning. Also, she is most pleased to that
you have decided to move away from the e. She
finds it how you say a bit ridiculous, although she
also says Pearl is a bit of a fat girl's neck. Now,
how long have you had this dog? Say? My wife
found her about a month ago.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
She was astray and uh, they says, she's been hanging
out around the gas station, eating dead possum in the
middle of the road.
Speaker 8 (08:19):
Stuff like that. Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.
And how is she integrating herself into your family?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So far, She's been great. She might be the best
dog I've ever heard. Or she thinks very highly of
you as well. She also mentions another man, a mister
uh Jangles. Does that name mean anything to you?
Speaker 8 (08:42):
Coulda be Bojangles?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Why?
Speaker 8 (08:44):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes quite Fond of this person
as well. She says he is much better to her
than the gentleman named mister Purina. She finds him a
bit cold and forgettable.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I probably feel that way too, so, Doc. We had
problems with Pearl, like peepeeing and pooping indoors. She even
has accidents here in the studio every once in a while.
Does does that tell you anything?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (09:08):
Yeah, ah, yes, Pearl's attempting to send you a message.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Uh huh, she says. We're normally and I'm quoting now,
I would go outside, but with this carpet, I figure
white bother, I think I think she is suggesting it
might be time for a visit from mister Stanley Steamer.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Let me tell you another day, she walked in and
did a number two in Robert D. Rayford's office, right
down the hall. What's what's up with that?
Speaker 10 (09:36):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Uh huh? What she says? Have you heard his bit
about nine tenths of a cent on gas?
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (09:45):
Yes, I think she is making a commentary of her own. Gotcha,
Like I said, So, dog is pearl happy?
Speaker 12 (09:51):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, very much so. She says, you
have many colorful people in your life, most of whom
drop food on the ground on a regular basis. She
specifically mentions a man named mister Mario. He seems to
be eating most all of the time. Hey, hey, dog,
you say that. You see how she's looking at me?
She does that a lot. What's she thinking right now? Huh?
(10:13):
She is thinking, My goodness, what is that funky smell?
And to tell you the truth, I'm picking up something
that and I've got a headpard, so it must be bad. Sorry,
I had a double baby burrito for Jesse. Explain every Yes, pristss,
Perhaps dead pussim in the road was not so bad?
Speaker 5 (10:31):
After all.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
Okay, well there you don't Sanjay rupt, thanks for coming.
He Good night everybody.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Jean Boy and Billy.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Good morning radio.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Done right. Yeoh, Tuesday morning, big shows.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
On the radio.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
And we are in the playhouse.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Let's go.
Speaker 11 (11:18):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert burn here with another
fungus spreading edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode The Animal Agent. As our story opens, the director
of a retirement community is trying to book some entertainment
for the old folks. Hi, and welcome. I'm Maurice Hansen,
owner of Crittermania. You must be Missus Jablotski for the
(11:40):
old folks Home.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Getty Geezer's Retirement Community.
Speaker 11 (11:44):
Got You Got You, got You, Got You got You.
So you're looking for some entertainment for your residency.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Yes, they love animals, and I'm just looking for some
options to have during their afternoon tea.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Gots you got You, got You got you?
Speaker 11 (11:55):
Okay, will will you got a tiger who does a
high wire act in jungles Hersty's kisses.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Oh no, that sounds too dangerous.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
The tiger is very tame.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Oh it's not the tiger, it's the chocolate. Some of
our folks are got beaty.
Speaker 7 (12:07):
Oh got you got you got you got you got you?
Speaker 11 (12:09):
Oh we got a performing seal that could play a
number of musical instruments.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Does he see well only after he's had a few drinks.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Yeah, what kind of music?
Speaker 8 (12:19):
Yacht rock?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I think that might be a bit up tempo for
our folks.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Got you got you got you got you gets you?
Speaker 11 (12:24):
Oh we got we got a crocodile that does impressions.
Pass a bill you're playing armadillo? Nah, a cobra that
does tax returns too jewish.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
What we need is something unusual but nice, ands a date,
low key, you know, so it won't get them too
riled up.
Speaker 11 (12:39):
Gots you got you got you got you got you bet? Hey,
how about a Gary the gibbon. He never says a word.
All he does is card tricks.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Okay, now that sounds good.
Speaker 11 (12:50):
Great, consider it booked. Let's try a mellow gibbon around
the old folks teeth and we hope you've enjoyed John
Boy and Billy Playhouse. Hey, how about doing them top
two buttons? Got you got you got you got you?
Tune in next time when we'll hear Beano the farting bear.
Speaker 8 (13:13):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Got you, got you?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Gots you?
Speaker 8 (13:18):
Good morning?
Speaker 13 (13:19):
Rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello, this
is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Pride of
the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
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Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Tune
by request for a heart and a Junior Nation Band.
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You don't know one? Do you hit it?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 12 (14:31):
Junior Nation Band presents you at another entry in our
pandemic hit Parade. If they don't come up with a
vaccine pretty soon, we're gonna have a whole album. Shoot,
you might have a box set. This and goes out
to a friend of ours having a hard time right now.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
We'll just call her Karen.
Speaker 12 (14:48):
There is nothing that is wrong and asking you to
wear a mask at cost cold a brand new virus
going round. It's a cam you old crazy as Come
down and work with me. Are they make us leave?
Come down, Karen and put your face mask on. It's
(15:11):
the very smallest thing we can all do. Come down, Karen,
or they'll send us both back home. I've been trying
all day long just to shop with you.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
But wait, there's more.
Speaker 12 (15:36):
My hands are freshly saying that tis please don't touch
your nose.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
And eyes and mouth here.
Speaker 14 (15:44):
And we got stuff to buy.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
That is all that matters.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
We need groceries, So baby, please come down Karen and
put your face mask on. It's the very small this thing.
We can all calm down, Karen.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
They'll show us both the door.
Speaker 12 (16:08):
I've been trying mighty hard just to shop with you.
You know the craziest thing about this pandemic is it's
turned normal women into these what you call karens. Women
held it together fine to learning how to make zoom.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Calls and how to get.
Speaker 12 (16:25):
Groceries that are going in the store distance, learning their young'ins.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
But if a guy at.
Speaker 12 (16:30):
The Verizon store tries to hand them a face mask,
they turn into the Tasmanian devil headlining at oz Fast.
Speaker 9 (16:39):
It's the scariest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 12 (16:41):
And I accidentally saw Terry Hanson naked one time, but that,
as they say, is a story for another day. I
long to see that paper mask covering your face, so easily,
So leave the greater guy alone. We'll get our crap
(17:04):
being head back home so speedily.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
If you work with me. Come down, Karen and.
Speaker 12 (17:13):
Put your face mask on. It's the very smallest thing
we can all do.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Come down, Karen.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
You still can breathe just fine.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
I've been trying no day long to shop with you.
Come down, Karen.
Speaker 12 (17:33):
Put your face mask on. It's the very smallest thing
we can all you.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Come down, Karen.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
We'll be back.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Home real soon. I've been trying no day long, just.
Speaker 8 (17:48):
To shop with you.
Speaker 12 (17:51):
By the way, if your name really is Karen, we
apologize for that getting hung on you this year. But
things are tough all over. I tell you to calm down,
but I know y'all hate that too.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Hi,
Man pac is very busy this morning. I said, man,
take care of you, paying job. We'll get you tomorrow.
So you can check back out on the ACC network
see what he's up to later on this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
But we will have him on the Big Show tomorrow alright.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
That means we have time for mister Rubarb on National
Frog Jumping Day.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I know it's a reach, but it's one of our favorites.
Speaker 15 (18:34):
He is, well, hello, my little steepiere. Y'all today today
I like the way I talk. Oh yeah, would y'all
like to hear a story?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yes, just say yes please, I will.
Speaker 16 (18:53):
Just ramble incessantly.
Speaker 15 (18:59):
A man was crossing a road one day when a
frog called out to him and said, if you kiss me,
I'll turn into a beautiful princess.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
So the frog sounds just like you before. I have
a special boy.
Speaker 15 (19:10):
By the way he talked. No, He bent over, picked
the frog up and put it in his pocket. The
frog spoke up again and said, if you kiss me
and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will
tell everyone how smart and brave you are, and how
you are my hero. The man took the frog out
of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back
(19:31):
in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, hello, boy,
if you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an
entire week. The man took the frog out of his pocket,
smiled at it, and put it back in his pocket.
(19:52):
The frog then said, hello, helloa.
Speaker 16 (19:56):
If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess.
Speaker 15 (19:58):
I'll stay with you for a year and do anything
you want. Again, the man took the frog out, smiled
at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Speaker 16 (20:09):
Finally, the frog said, what's the matter?
Speaker 15 (20:12):
I told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll
stay with you for a year and do anything you want.
Why won't you kiss me? The man said, Look, I'm
a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend.
But a talking frog is cool. Rich reminds me of
some funny frog jokes. Would y'all like to hear them?
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Good?
Speaker 8 (20:33):
Here they are?
Speaker 15 (20:35):
Why are frog so happy? They eat whatever bugs them?
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhappy?
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
Speaker 8 (20:51):
What it got? Toad?
Speaker 15 (20:56):
What is a frog's favorite time? What if y'all would
think about this when you could get it?
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Lad dear?
Speaker 16 (21:07):
What's green and sets in the corner?
Speaker 8 (21:09):
What a naughty frog?
Speaker 6 (21:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 16 (21:13):
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Open?
Speaker 8 (21:16):
Toad?
Speaker 16 (21:16):
Sandals?
Speaker 8 (21:17):
God?
Speaker 16 (21:20):
Hey, hey, what did the frog say to the other frog?
Speaker 8 (21:25):
What?
Speaker 15 (21:25):
Wait a minute, it was a lesbion? You know, read
taste like chicky? What's green and goes two thousand rpm. Yeah,
have you been reading my note? You're making me unhappy.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Later.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
This was a total waste of time.
Speaker 15 (21:56):
It's just perfect billy like that.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
I have a friend that works in New York City
and radio and her name is Paddy White Daddy exactly.
Speaker 17 (22:12):
It's a nick nag baddy whack rock along, Okay, which
like again, come all, let's play wordy word for the
big Old Lord Tigers prize back.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
We got a hat, t shirt, tumbler and a twenty
five dollars gas card. Lord Tigers are motorcycle lawyers who
ride representing injured rogers for over two decades. Lord Tigers
can never ride alone. Just click on the bounder at
the Big Show dot com. Come all, let's play for it.
You got a couple of contestants. Next, good morning, It's
(23:09):
a big Show on the radio.
Speaker 8 (23:10):
Ruler to you. Tuesday, May thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Feature track from The Big Show d Box Reverend Bill
red Colin, he did boyd would get out right.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Now, let's play.
Speaker 9 (23:21):
I went everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Okay, I'm a worthy word and a worthy word.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Let's meet a contestants. We got Alaisha from Evansville, Indiana.
Good morning, Alaisha morn Joy, welcome buddy, and we got
Joseph out of Venton, Virginia. Good morning, Joseph, good morning,
good morning. All right, boys, welcome. Let's play on some
worthy word indianma Bursars, Virginia.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Joseph and Tater.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Take Elijah.
Speaker 8 (23:54):
Laisha Abbansville.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
All right, we got words dealing with traditional marriages, guys,
traditional marriages. All right, so Joseph, you relax less. See
what me and my teammate and do you ready?
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Elijah?
Speaker 8 (24:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:11):
You shout him out there, buddy, start the clock now.
Before you get divorced, you have a trial. You don't
live together, yeah, you try not not living together? What
do you call it?
Speaker 9 (24:26):
We're going we're going through a not a divorce.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Step before.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yes, all right, this is when the guy asked the
girl to marry him.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
He does what.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yes, your mother and your father of the bride are
your Oh yeah, what we do there too? On the board.
All right, I want to say what Taylor and Joseph
can do.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
Round one.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Joseph, are you ready?
Speaker 6 (25:01):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Okay, and go.
Speaker 10 (25:04):
Your wife's mother is your parent, uh no, the the
the her, her parents are your what they're not out. Yes,
this is These are the guys that stood up at
your wedding with you.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
They are the who.
Speaker 10 (25:25):
This is what you call your your you've proposed and
your girlfriend now becomes your what.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
No, it's she's got the ring.
Speaker 9 (25:37):
Oh, there's the buzzer right there.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Alright, so y'all put a two on the board, so
it's two to two. Anybody's game here in this rough
marriage category?
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Got its?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Elasha? Are you ready, buddy?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
All right, we're picking up on that last one. Ready,
go what is she? She's gonna marry you? She is
your yes, all right. Who's the guy stands beside of you?
He's your.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
The girl wears a wedding no dress, nothing fancy dress.
Speaker 16 (26:16):
What a wedding dress?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
What is it called a wedding blink? Yeah, come on,
it's like.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, no, no, that's other needs too.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
I don't want to. I don't know nobody else.
Speaker 8 (26:35):
In the buzzer.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Good, okay, then all right, put a three on that
two for a total of five.
Speaker 9 (26:42):
So you got three single people.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
And Joseph three will tie, four will win. All right, ready, Joseph.
Speaker 8 (26:55):
And go all right.
Speaker 10 (26:57):
She decorates with these there they're real fake silk. Yes,
this is the big party after the wedding vows.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
It's called the what reception.
Speaker 10 (27:10):
This is also, Oh, and drinks are on us. It's
a what you don't have to pay?
Speaker 9 (27:16):
Yes, tie up? This is you say this.
Speaker 10 (27:19):
We're married till blank blank blank blank till we die. Yeah,
but what's the formal way they say it?
Speaker 16 (27:29):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (27:31):
The buzzer one day?
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Do for the five.
Speaker 9 (27:36):
Times again? All right, guys.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
That means we have a fifteen second overtime to see
if we can settle this wordy word. Alright, there is
so Joseph, you relax, mal Elijah, Eliza's gonna go by
real fast, buddy. We want to have fifteen seconds. So
you ready to go? Now we are picking up on
that last one. I hope you were thinking about it,
(28:04):
because here we go.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Start the clock. Are you starting a fifty second?
Speaker 8 (28:10):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Okay, ready go?
Speaker 8 (28:14):
You are married? Tell what?
Speaker 9 (28:19):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (28:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Now when you give her the ring, she says, yes,
you were officially yes, uh huh, all right, this is
what your friends throw you.
Speaker 9 (28:29):
The guy you have a big old.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah it was, but I didn't get it out quick enough.
So throw a bachelor party away. That was a two
for Elaijah Tater and Joseph. Three will win this game,
two will die here and Joseph, what do we got here?
Speaker 8 (28:50):
Pick up the last one?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yes, okay, brand new words, ready.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Go right.
Speaker 10 (28:56):
This woman stands up with the bride. She's her blank
blank of yeah, no, no, no, she's the main one.
She's not the matron, she's a blank of no, she's
the main one. He has the best man, she has
a blank.
Speaker 9 (29:14):
Oh elive shut wins and overtime.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeah, I know it.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
But what good game?
Speaker 7 (29:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (29:25):
He said, so it was made of honor.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
So that's the main one.
Speaker 10 (29:32):
Yeah, she's the one that stands with her.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Ye, god, that's what you were doing.
Speaker 10 (29:36):
I mean I was saying, stand with her, and he's
right there. Bridesmaids all stand up there.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, well, got well, Joseph. Body, Joseph, you can try
again anytime. We'll make sure Jack can get you full
game down the road.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
All right, body, good game, all right, thank you guys.
All right, man, thank you have a great day up event.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Look at you Eli shut up in the big old
tigers had. All right, man, you hang over Jack as
you'll hook you up in the morning, got the big
show on the radio. This bit request time, Fred Owens
out of Greenville, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Sorry for the loss of your dog Pearl.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Well thank you, Fred, he says, can we hear these
on butt scooting book allays bring back some good old
Pearl memories? They got you Fred, coming up next. Good
(30:50):
morning and it's a big show on the radio. Bit
request time, Fred Owens out of Greenville, South Carolina. Thank
you for you send them about the loss of my
dog Pearl.
Speaker 8 (31:02):
Appreciate all y'all.
Speaker 9 (31:03):
My wife told them against somebody listen more candles for Pearl.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
That's pretty neat.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
If we go to the John Boy Billy facebook page,
we got a we got a link that goes to
the lib of loves where we when check in leave
your comments. Man, this pretty good. I many loves actually,
Oh dog Pearl became part of him on the radio show.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I just love that man.
Speaker 8 (31:22):
A lot of people have shown a lot of love.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
That's awest enough, sure enough, Well here go, let us
have more of that song.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
All about Pearl had to do is observer for one
day to.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Get it down on don't tape hit it.
Speaker 14 (31:44):
There's a little bitted dog and her name is Pearl,
and she's the sweetest thing in the whole round world.
She's got a private man that's about the driver out
of her mind. Her rearings feeling mighty rold. That's why
Pearl goes wild and does the butt scooting buget. Now
(32:11):
some folks say it's something in her food. Whatever it is,
it's not too good. She goes to scrub in her
hide on the living room road.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
When that dog's on a scooting.
Speaker 14 (32:29):
Jack, she does a quick zig and then a zag.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
It's the butt scooting buget.
Speaker 18 (32:37):
Oh no, there she goes.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
She's about to get no butt scoot.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
It's your crack. Ain't a sack.
Speaker 14 (32:47):
Having trouble out back, she does a booget.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
She does to sit.
Speaker 18 (32:52):
Down on the ground, go to town butt scooting book.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Here and go no, no curl, no Pearl.
Speaker 19 (33:05):
When I said let's go, I was talking to the
piano player, not you, honey off.
Speaker 14 (33:12):
Look at that, that's columb off.
Speaker 18 (33:14):
We're gonna get you straight out here to sink a
honey Hang on, all right, sit down there if you can. Well,
she's about as low as a dog can get. Time
to load her up for a trip.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
To the vet.
Speaker 14 (33:29):
He might be just a feller that.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
Could streathen her eye. Hope, so because ned leave her
a life fig nothing but grief.
Speaker 14 (33:40):
Pearl needs some fist relief from the butt scoots and.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Bulge right there in the den.
Speaker 14 (33:49):
There she goes again, Oh, butt scooter, poor my, poor bud.
She's about to go nuts. That's why she bugets. She
does to sit down on.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
The ground, go to town, butt scoots and buget.
Speaker 19 (34:10):
Don't no, there she goes. She is about to get lord,
but scoot hit you crack in the sack avenue, trouble
on out back.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
That's why she bug gets.
Speaker 14 (34:24):
She does to sit down on the ground, go to town,
butt scooting bugee.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
She does to sit.
Speaker 19 (34:32):
Down on the ground, go to town, butt scooting buget.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
She got a slight hiss. Bad Is likes a bitch,
but scoot.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Good Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
You got the Big Show on the radio on our
future track for the Big Show vin Box. You like
this one for you, John one Billy Allen, which is
a oh album consistent of Reverend Billy Ray Collin.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Send it to you unsaved friends the words new Superman.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy and good
morning to all our beloved friends out there in radio land.
That says a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent photogsp for the Pennycostal Assembly just off
State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Feller come
up to me the other day, says, freature, my boys
(35:49):
is wearing me out. I want to go see this
new movie about Superman. I see it's a PG. Thirteen,
so I figured probably ain't got much sex and bad
language in it and whatnot. Reckon it be all right?
Let him go see it. I said, sure, if you
don't mind starting them off down the road to perdition.
He said, all come on, now, you ain't saying old
(36:12):
Superman's of the devil, are you? He stands up for
truth and justice in America and whatnot. I said, well,
he used to. But as before that whole unsaved crowd
out there in Hellywood got that's right, beloved Superman returns
is a flaming dart from the Devil's quiver, and it
(36:34):
seemed right at the souls of America's young people. Oh
you might not like to hear that today, mister modern parents,
but it's a true let's look at the facts. First off,
this new Superman is just a little bit too pretty
for his on good if you ask me, remember in
the funny books, Superman used to be a regular looking feller,
(36:58):
stubby legs, bigge burrow. Yes, kind of looked like old
Johnny weiss Muller, you know, best new Superman he's all
bony and malnurished, like one of then what you called
Metao sexual, got makeup on his faith hair all poofed
up and is it me or has his little red
Man panties got about two sizes a smaller than they
(37:21):
used to be. Yeah, I've seen the preview for this movie.
The other day. Superman has been gone off somers for
a while and his girlfriend Lois Lang has got all heartbroken,
run off with another man. And get this, she's even
had her a child out of wedlock. Well, well, when
Superman shows back up, him and hers having kindly of
(37:44):
an argument, and she says to him and I quote,
the world doesn't need a savior, and neither do I. Well,
now she don't think too much of herself. I don't
believe this old gal is active in her church. Yeah,
and there's a piece are at the end of it
with a ghost of Superman's daddy, Joe L. He's telling
(38:06):
Superman all about the people in the world. He says, quote,
they can be a great people. They wish to be
get this, They only lack the light to show them
the way. That's why I've sent them you my only son. Well,
great Caesar's goat, Where have I heard that story before?
(38:28):
Says like old Joe L might be a little bit
too big for his panties too. And there you have it, Friends,
adultery consorting with the spirits of the dead and a
side order of blasphemy on holywood has done come through
with another summer family fun fed. Friends, you want an
(38:48):
exciting story, come here all about the real man who
come to Earth with powers far beyond those of us mortals.
He ain't from the planet Kryptonite. He's from the throne
of the Universe. Much as I hate to spoil the
surprise ending for you, I'm talking about the Lord come
meting Missus Sunday at the Sword of Joshua Independent Foregus
(39:10):
per Pennecultural Assembly just off State Road twenty three on
the Frontage Road. This as a Reverend Billy Ray Collins remainingions.
It's time to turn, so you don't burn John Boyn
Bully Yeah y'all, keep them straight up.
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