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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
It's a Big Show on the radio for your Tuesday,
July twenty third, we got a featured track from the
Big Show bit Box with our agent Murray Carlos.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
The Lion Tamer.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Search for keyword Carlos and he hit the Big Box
at the Big Show dot.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Comy Right now, ind time to play beat the blo.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Let's meet our contestant Robbie from Boonville, Arkansas.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Good morning, Robbie, I'm telling hey, buddy and mother versa.
All right, welcome Robert. Is you know what we're gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Ask Tator some questions, you agree or disagree whether you
think she's right or wrong? Two bells for two buzzers.
You got the fishing cycles prize back? All right, I'm good?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
All right. Well, Marcy, according to dear Abby, oh her no.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Advice, called him, Yes, what's the first thing a sixteen
year old girl should do about a boy who will
not keep his hands to himself?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
She said, marry him? I don't cure him. There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
It doesn't take care of somebody. Yeah that is married.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah's Marriam. She says, break up with him.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Okay, so she didn't say marym Tator says. She says,
break up with him, get time for that, Robbie, do
you agree or disagree?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Disagree?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
And who should have went with dear Tater on the
n Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Break up with him, Abby didn't play? What did yours?
Give you a second chance?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
One buzzer al revenue the bell here. Let's go to
this interview with Barbara Walters. Marcy Barbara Walters. So she
was interviewing former First Lady Nancy Reagan.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
So.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Nancy said that whenever she got mad at her husband,
she would sit in the White House bathtub and talk
to someone.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Who Henry Kissinger while he was doing her hair.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I remember there were a lot of stories about that.
They did nails and hair and it was like a party.
Knight Edric Kiszard and Germans just making it up. I'm
just playing alone.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Nancy told Baba Wallace she would talk to herself.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
She said she would talk to herself sitting in that
bathtub in the White House. Robbie, do you agree or disagree?

Speaker 6 (03:09):
I agree?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
And that's the thing to do. Yes, it works, she says.
She calms down by holding long conversations with herself. I
wish some of y'all. More, y'all women would drive it.
They might as well. We don't listen, get it out.
What do you think we're doing? All right?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Your way, Robbie, are gonna win it or lose it
right here? And we got a true or false question, Marci,
your teeth are about the same size and shape as
a pig.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Well, who's talking face? I mean, oh you meant you?

Speaker 7 (03:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (03:51):
False?

Speaker 9 (03:52):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Theres tuor false?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Your teeth are about the same size and shape as
a pigs, Marcie says. Fall Robbie, agree or disagree?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I'm going to agree with that. You agree with false? Yeah?
It is true.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Doesn't seem like it. Y'all need to get up on
the pig's mouth more.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
There you go go.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
That's where the biting party is.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Well, Robbie, we got a nice consolation prize for you, buddy.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
We'll get it to you.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
You're placing Boomville, Arkansas. We shore appreciate you listening and
playing with us.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Appreciate y'all, Thank you God.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Buddy, by the many hours on top of your news.
Right on the other side, and get our time cats
over this July twenty third hot summer laugh coming.

Speaker 10 (05:20):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Him morning. The Big Show is on your radio.

Speaker 11 (05:39):
Ray Bird wonders if we know that this is no
name calling week.

Speaker 12 (05:46):
Here?

Speaker 7 (05:46):
It is right on right on the prep sheet, right
eight line, New York Associated Press. Middle schools across America
are observing no name calling week.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
The program Now.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
That second year take saying that insults of all kinds.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Oh, well, you should know this is not middle school.
This is grammar.

Speaker 7 (06:06):
No, this is robber room. Whether they're based on the
child's appearance, background on behavior. The initiative has the backing
of the Girls Scouts, Amnesty International. But guess who came
up with the idea let me yes, developed by the
Gay Straight Education Network about that which seeks to ensure

(06:28):
that school safety accommodate students of all sexual orients.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
And gay people come up with some of the best names.
That's right, and not.

Speaker 7 (06:35):
Getting back to their subject of the day, write that
down for a quote.

Speaker 13 (06:40):
This port of parliamentary procedure, yes, is cheap skates, skin flitting,
freeloter name calling.

Speaker 8 (06:46):
Yeah, all right, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Bob, that's all right.

Speaker 7 (06:50):
I thought I could get by day without getting trashed
by my cohort. What are they going to do when
they don't have rape for to kick around anymore? We
got to make up stuff about and tell on the radio.
Now about that movie idea I suggested yesterday morning. You know,
at the end of the show, I said, I had
an idea to revive a project that was talked about

(07:12):
and talked about on this show several years ago. Man,
didn't they talk about it? Who the making of a fish?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I just talked about the same bank.

Speaker 7 (07:21):
And over. That's right, And the project never got off
the ground. The people still wonder. They still asked me
on the street what happened to the movie they were
going to make? Well, it was just like the the
Desert Men who folded their tents and has quietly faded away.

Speaker 10 (07:37):
In fact, that was the plot.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, that was part of the problem.

Speaker 7 (07:40):
So after visiting a big new movie production facility in
Ashville over the weekend, I got the idea, not the
movie production man, as Pillars has already assumed. It was
and is my idea if I get a commission office, y'all, man,
and you can dipped that in the bud By get

(08:01):
in touch with mister Merwin Gross the executive producer, that is.
I didn't even mention that to him, and I was.

Speaker 8 (08:09):
Up there Friday.

Speaker 7 (08:11):
It's just the light bulb went off in my head
yesterday morning.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Right here.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
That's all right, as my mother used to say, that's
all right. Look how much they're talking about such a project.
And thanks to Tim for recognizing that I'm more active,
and all the rest of this bunch put together.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
Well nothing, it would take a hold of it.

Speaker 7 (08:27):
I have only seventy seven, not eighty nine. And as
my mother used to say that I saw, all right,
the rest of them won't make it to my age anyway,
only brats. I'm not gonna be around to see it
when they drop off long time before.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
This is what I got to look forward to. Take
me now, mister rend.

Speaker 14 (08:47):
Yeah, he started to say, like Nixon and sixty four,
they're not going to have duck Nixon to cut around.

Speaker 7 (08:52):
To the horror and Randy, dear Randy, I didn't do it.
Dear Randy. For once, he kept his smart ass knocks
to himself.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
I knew you were bringing me a sweater.

Speaker 7 (09:06):
I wonder if he knew I was bringing him a
nice new yellow cashmere sweater this morning and it only
had one month holding it well.

Speaker 12 (09:14):
Too, but provided courtesy at the enclose out racket Men's warehouse.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
That's men's warehouse.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
I love you all, but I say again, what would
you do when you don't have old ring?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I am not a crook?

Speaker 14 (09:30):
Goodness, don't you don't have Bob Breakford to kick around anymore?

Speaker 6 (09:34):
Right?

Speaker 7 (09:34):
All right, I ain't got no plans to retire. Boy,
I work at the pleasure of mister boy.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
As long as you live, long as you can get
in here, you got a job, Buddy, I told you that.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
See, that's an inspiration all the other old folks.

Speaker 8 (09:46):
I'm with you.

Speaker 14 (09:47):
You know, CEC's retired.

Speaker 7 (09:48):
John Gorn Billy Show is gonna get going, got recognized
as being kind, o folks.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Well, Cecy's retire.

Speaker 14 (09:54):
And every time we ever bring General on, it's always
uh Air Force General retired.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Soon as you retire, General's assisting. All right, this morning
than you.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Sean boy and Billy YEAHO morning radio, dumb right.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Good morning. It's a big shawn the radios.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
It's a couple of minutes of our favorite summertime TV shown,
Lawson's Creek, filmed in Women to North Carolina by way
of Maybury. Then get that boy handing on to cons
and sports briefs's pelet story answer and the most famous

(11:03):
person in the world and one job moving around there
crazy and then of course there's worthy words and right
now action.

Speaker 15 (11:15):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
hammer toe rupturing edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode twenty Pints of Guinness. As our story opens,
Irish bar maid Molly Muldoon issues a challenge to her patrons.

Speaker 16 (11:33):
All right, your hedens, your pipe, drey, listen up on
this bar right here, I.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Place twenty pounds a Guinness. There's five hundred pounds to
the man who can drink them all.

Speaker 15 (11:45):
Hold on there, miss, are you telling me you'll give
five hundred pounds that whoever can drink all twenty of
these guinnesses?

Speaker 3 (11:53):
That is the challenge? Is stated eye.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Well that's a tad order there.

Speaker 15 (12:00):
Tell me, lassie, could you give me just half an
hour to make me decision?

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Well, if you need time to boast your courage, you
do that, you do that.

Speaker 15 (12:12):
I'll be back in half an hour. That's plenty of
time for you to figure out where you're from. Thirty
minutes later, all right, let's do this. The man puzzles
down the guinness one after another.

Speaker 6 (12:36):
You give it.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
How do you feel it is a fiddle. I'll take
that money now if you please.

Speaker 16 (12:49):
Hell, a deal's a deal. Here you go, thanking. You
just tell me one thing. Where'd you go for that
thirty minutes?

Speaker 15 (12:55):
Oh well, before I took your bet, I popped into
the pub next door to see if I could actually
do it.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
And how.

Speaker 15 (13:10):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. I'll
give you half the money back if.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
You let me undo them top to.

Speaker 15 (13:19):
The next time when we'll hear the barmaid next door say.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. You do that?

Speaker 6 (13:31):
Yo?

Speaker 9 (13:31):
What's up?

Speaker 17 (13:34):
This is Nike And for all of five one one
you need on all things redneck. Just check out my
two favorite crackers, John bro and Bitley right here on
the Big Show. I'd listen to something else my own self,
but white Boy Patrick Dunn broke off the knob in
the candle at.

Speaker 9 (13:54):
Patrick never mind. Piece out.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Good morning's action on the radio.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
John Boys Wonderful Thing giveaway number one hundred and eleven
UBB grabs this week a number fourteen Tony Stewart bass
car fishing lore still in his original box. Know about
I gave away some Dawson's Creek memorabil your while back.
Remember that I had Haiti Holmes before she met Tom
Cruise and mess it all up, all the James Vanderbek

(14:59):
who was Dawson. I'm from Dawson's Creek that was involved
Me rap Marty's that we gotta go. Then, I'm still
searching for some of my Lawson's Creek memorability.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Maybe I'll get to that a little bit later this summer.
All right, right now, our favorite show.

Speaker 10 (15:18):
After thirty years, Floyd Lawson is leaving Mayberry.

Speaker 12 (15:22):
That's it. I'm out of here, y'all.

Speaker 10 (15:24):
There's a bunch of loser starting all over again, a
new town, a new shop.

Speaker 12 (15:31):
I'm not a barber, I'm a stylist. I'm going for
the young, hip Generation X crowd.

Speaker 10 (15:37):
The WB proudly invites you to visit Lawson's Creek.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
He little shat you right there, Dawson.

Speaker 12 (15:44):
I let a quick drown, teenage angst, dysfunctional relationships and lots.

Speaker 10 (15:49):
Of witch Hazel. This one's got it all.

Speaker 12 (15:52):
So I'm all, how about a haircut? And he's all
no things, and I'm all, are you sure, and he's all,
leave me alone, you creak. He was so not interested.
James twenty, Katie Holmes and Howard mcneer as Floyd de Barber.
You know that Bubby the ver Fire Slayers got a
nice head of hair.

Speaker 10 (16:12):
Lawson's Creek Wednesdays at ten on the Double Double WB.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Good Morning, got the big show on the radio coming up?
We play worthy word for a bull Snod Prize pig
bud right.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Now, get him up, gin the data, tell.

Speaker 10 (16:31):
Us Toby hands all the world of sports.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Here's how you do want to see you short?

Speaker 9 (16:37):
He's gospels got a contract.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Dude who might be on Cutch the Show presents and
here right now? Good morning again, Terry, thank you so
much about it on my player bid All right man, Well,
so I know you often get listener feedback after our
Segment's here and a few people really enjoyed hearing about
Ben right, and they weren't aware that he had passed away,

(17:02):
So I said.

Speaker 15 (17:03):
Yeah in.

Speaker 18 (17:05):
One at age eighty eight, and he had wrote a book,
Good Bounces and Bad Lies of Bendiva wants to read it.
And he was also in the movie Kin Cup yeap.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yes, I love that. I love talking to you about that.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
So you also had somebody to ask you to tell
us how you met your old Pelay buddy Ed So
who knew.

Speaker 18 (17:27):
There was soccer fans in Tennessee. Right, They kind of
review the story. He was with me when we took
Pala to the airport. And he's a guy who brought
him the cheetah pet. So I think you remember that
it was Hey Peley. That was him, right, ed, farm
boy from Kansas. Good guy, loved him.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
We met.

Speaker 18 (17:51):
I was coaching baseball and I would stand behind the
screen in Kansas watching batting practice, and I see this
figure in right field, lone figure, like on a Monday,
and every day till Thursday, kept issing a little closer
and a little closer. And finally I invited him to
come over and stand with me. And it's Ed and

(18:14):
we stand behind there all week. We stand behind there
and watch the guys hey batting practice. Then about two
weeks later, I said, my scorekeeper is going to be
out of town. You know how to keep scoring baseball?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
As that I do? Well?

Speaker 18 (18:31):
I wasn't sure, so I had a scrimmage and he
did it.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
He was perfect.

Speaker 18 (18:35):
So we take Ed on the bus to road trips.
He loved it, and the players loved him. What a
good guy the away games. And I've got a little
story about him later, but let me jump here to
the other thing. I got a coaching award in North
Carolina and I was going alone, and Ed said he

(18:57):
would go with me. He'd never been on a flight before.
We flew to North Carolina, got the award. It was
like a bull. And flying back to Kansas, I didn't
want to put that bull in check it and luggage.
We had it in a bag and put it on
the overhead thing up there for the bin and I

(19:17):
not off and I look and it's gone. It's walking
up and down the aisles of the airport. Airplane on everybody,
this bull. It was kind of weird. He came to
every house we ever lived at Rochester, DC, Atlanta, Florida.
He met Hank Aaron in Atlanta, and every morning Patty

(19:40):
would get up about five thirty because he's a farm
boy and cooking breakfast. And she said one to him
one day, to him, you know, getting up early, eating
on breakfast like this is going to make you more healthy.
He goes, oh, I never eat breakfast at home, so
she's up there. She's up making him breakfast and didn't
know it. So he was the Rochester Pala guy told

(20:02):
you about Atlanta. He met Hank Aaron and then he
came to Florida to see us, and we saw him
in the Charlotte Airport. He died in the twenty oh
four at age sixty three. Now the story. He could
have died back in nineteen seventy four. I've told this
story before on the air. I left Ed on a

(20:24):
Saturday night at the Nights of Columbus, and my buddy
Richard called me on Monday, have you seen Ed? What
do you mean I've seen Ed? No, he said, well
he didn't come home. I said, well, he always.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Comes from me.

Speaker 18 (20:34):
He lives with his parents. So we get on this
road to go nineteen miles to Nortonville, Kansas, looking for Ed.
I'm driving. We stopped three times because I see skid
marks in the road. The third time getting out of
my car, it's on a bridge and there's like a
wooden rail and I ain't no Colombo, but I look

(20:56):
at this and I said, is this fresh wood? Well
we go over there. It's over a creek and there's big,
big weeds, and my buddy Richard goes down there. I
ain't going I'm thinking snakes. So Richard's down there and
he says he's not down here, and I said, well, okay.
So he's walking back up and he slides back down

(21:17):
in another angle and he starts hollering at me, oh
my god, Terry, come on, get down here, get down here.
And I'm thinking, yeah, snakes, no, really really, And I
go down there and there's ed lying underneath the car
out the window. He's trapped. He's in a little bit
of a creek bed in the mud. If it doesn't rain,

(21:37):
he gets crusted to death, and if it does rain
too much, he drowns. So we get him out of
the car. He had a broken back, and afterwards a
highway patrolman that I knew said to me, Terry, let
me tell you something. If we put a chopper in
the air for Topeka, Kansas Atchison, we do not see

(21:59):
that car because it was exactly right under the bridge.
I mean, you talk a lot having an angel on
your shoulder. There's just no way that that would ever happen.
I mean, you know, it's just one of those things
that happened sometimes, and I was lucky and he was lucky,
and it was really something.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Man, great story.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
It is like you always say, Man, do something here
you are out looking if you hadn't taken that on yourself,
you like you said, Man. All right, Terry, thank you, buddy,
Lovely stores. Any idea what next week's topic's gonna be.

Speaker 18 (22:29):
Like, I'm gonna talk about the first program I produced
to Turner Broadcasting that had Paul Horning, Alex Hawkins and
Norman van Port for.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Paul Horning Knives Man nives. All right, Terry, thank you, buddy.
Have a great rest of your day. Man, catch up
with you next week.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Okay, pal, Yeah, all right, buddy.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Well let's play wordy word y'all want eight hundred Big
Show you told Freeline, Get a couple of contestants, and
play next Good Tuesday morning Big Shows, So on the radio.

(23:21):
Today's picture track from the Big Show bit Box our
agent Murray for the story about.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Carlos the Lion Tamer.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Search for keyword Carlos hit the Big Box at the
Big Show dot com cause I got on their contest.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Bundy can't get through, We'll call you listen. I went
to everybody's head about the bed. I take a wordy
word of a worthy word. Let's meet a contestants.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
We got Robert from Clarksburg, West Virginia. Good morning, Roberts,
Good morning money. As they headed David out of Barnesville, Georgia.
Good morning, David, Good morning, John Boy.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Good morning. All right, boys, David.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
That's Robert in West Virginia. Robert David down in Georgia.
We're gonna play us some worthy word on the big show.
So David and Tator on a team, and me and
old Robert told will be on the other side. So David,
you and Tate relax, me and Robert for the first
thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
All right, Robert, are you ready? I reckon, Okay, let's
see what.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
We can do then, all right, ready by okay, starting
the clock now, A dog will wag his tail.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
When you chew tobacco, you have to what in a cup? Yeah,
uh huh. At a restaurant place your what order? Yeah,
uh huh.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
This is what people do in the streets with signs.
They're having a blank rally.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
What they doing? Oh yes, uh huh. You do this
and get the feathers off a chicken. You blank him? Fuck?

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Uh huh? Blank your tires ever so often? No, no, yes,
but a good job. Robert put a five on the
board right there.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
So now David and Taylor from there around one's having
a problem.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Having a microphone problem. Here you go, all right, David,
are you ready? I'm ready and coach every oil change.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
You should blank your tires, No, you should.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Move them around, rotate you.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Hey, this is a kid.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
He's not charged as an adult for his crime. He's
charged as a what. Yeah, that's true. Diabetes. You can
have adult or you can have this kind of diabetes.
It's they're kind of like the legal term for someone
under age. He's a blank delinquent. He's a blank delinquent.

(26:02):
Might go to Blake Hall.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
All right, that was not coming to David. There's that's
a one on the board, Robert leading five to one.
So Robert, here's where we pile on.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Are you ready? Money? All right? Picking up on that
last one? Go have you got it? Yes? All right?
Police wears one of these. It's blue a what yes,
uh huh. If you throw trash out the window, you
are a yeah uh huh uh. This is where you

(26:38):
get cubes out of the freezer.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
The what.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
I I'm sorry Ice what the second?

Speaker 9 (26:47):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:47):
No, no, no, where it produces produces it?

Speaker 6 (26:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Right, then we put a four on that five. We
needed that extra one to make y'all get eight to tie.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Mary. I think this will be a good practice session
with you and David. What you can do there? All right, Dad,
I'll let you know if you get close you will.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Guy?

Speaker 1 (27:19):
All right, ready, go all right?

Speaker 3 (27:22):
This is the sun? This you cast one of these
kids are scared of them?

Speaker 8 (27:27):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (27:28):
This is when you like you you You do this
under like someone's arm and they giggle. Yes, the opposite
of narrow, the opposite of narrow, yep.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Rhymes with it.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Oh, I've got a this is I'm on the blank
lines in football? Ye, you might ask a tour blank
where you're going?

Speaker 12 (27:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (27:56):
Right, we.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Had that one on right, nine to six. Robert still
wins by three, but y'all made a run at it.
You y'all should be proud of that.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
David, you can't win them all.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
See well, David, you can try again anytime now. Budd
will make that happen. We appreciate you playing.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
With us, all right, Thank you, all y'all have a
good morning.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
All run my man.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Thank you Robert up in Clarksburgh. You got your uh
whoa one hundred and twenty dollars worth of that bull
snot cleaning product headed up your way, buddy.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Good game.

Speaker 14 (28:33):
Well thank you.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
May give a shout out you go ahead, all right.

Speaker 14 (28:36):
I want to give a shout out to my family
and friends here in town and Tobomber's plumbing the best
in town.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
All right, Boddy, appreciate you. Hang on right there, good morning.
Got a big shooner radio in this bit. Request time
with this Tuesday morning, Mary Beckett had a rowing over Virginia. Says, guys,
I love Phil mccrag. Wonder if we could hear something
from him today? You sure can, Mary, coming up next.

(29:29):
There's a big show on the radio. But request time
not right here. Every Monday through Friday were around the radio.
There's a line of John Wone Miller Facebook page and
drop us one in the mail bag of the Big
Show dot com. Mary Beckett got a rono Virginia. Your
request this morning, Hey man, there's no need to feel strassed.

(29:53):
It's oh kay, man, go on it. Put on that draft.

Speaker 13 (29:57):
Make ay plan though your brain is it's your chance
to be so happy?

Speaker 8 (30:04):
Hey, dude, or should I say do debt?

Speaker 13 (30:07):
I said, Yo, dude, don't have a regret, use any toilet,
don't even sweat, you're immune. Two protcution. It's fun to
be in the LGBTQ. It's fun to be in the LGBTQ.

Speaker 15 (30:25):
Who you can go full flame on or b Mo mordumure,
even if you're not sure.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
It's great to be in the LGBTQ. It's great to
be in the LGBTQ.

Speaker 15 (30:38):
Who you can wear platform heels, you can fly rainbow flags,
you can read the young kids in drags. Oh, hello, Babs,
my love. Wow, Oh I'm just erenading the working folk.
It's weird not having a real reception desk. I'm not
exactly sure what this is a closet. No, that would

(30:59):
be an insult to closets. Yeah, yes, yes, yes, it
is a little snug. To be honest, I haven't been
this close to a woman since well since I was born.

Speaker 13 (31:08):
Well, at least we have a phone and a base
of operation, and you know what else we have babs, No,
not crabs. I was going to say each other, but really,
is that where you're Is that why you're itching? I
just assumed you were using fiberglass spanks again. Now listen,
Now it's probably a good time for you to use

(31:30):
the litter box, little miss kitty Cat, and then we
can make our run for the car to the Mini Cooper,
past the crack heads and the rest of Jackie's friends
in the parking lot.

Speaker 8 (31:41):
Now, off you go, go on through that door. Did
I not take a hard right?

Speaker 12 (31:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (31:46):
No, not that hard.

Speaker 8 (31:47):
Walk straight ahead, a little further, a little further, a
little further, too far? Back up there you go. No,
not there, that's the drinking fountain. See the stick. You're
wearing a dress. Go through that door and she's gone.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
Sigh.

Speaker 8 (32:07):
She is truly the deadliest catch. Beg Joe phils Being,
I may help you.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Oh hello, Carl the cook, how are you?

Speaker 12 (32:17):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (32:18):
You know you have to be one of the few
current entouragers I like. And you know who else absolutely
loved you, Little Hermie Saddler. Why just the other day, Hello, hello,
you know what I think? I think he's straight? Begs
Joe fils Being, I may help you oooh myrself. Well,

(32:41):
this new place is quite something. One of the first
things I noticed was the smell, as in, there wasn't
Denny finally shed of carpet twenty plus years old, soaked
in poot smells and walls and everything. Many times the
only place I could get a breath of fresh air
was the bathroom from here d delightful, two stools and

(33:04):
a standard.

Speaker 8 (33:05):
What's the women's room like?

Speaker 12 (33:07):
That?

Speaker 13 (33:07):
Is the women's room must be inclusive and all that.
The main era office area is Trey modernae. There's an
ever so flight sense of essential oil in the air.
Lavender is my guest. In the old place, the only
essential oil was bacon grease and the inside of John
Boy's ball cap.

Speaker 8 (33:27):
No, no, no, the dress coat has not changed.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Among the upscale.

Speaker 15 (33:31):
Button up shirts and expensive sneakers and man buns and
fake nails is our tribe.

Speaker 13 (33:37):
Not much has changed. John Boy dresses like a homeless
sea captain. Billy dresses like a med student in his
seventh year of study. Randy war was a sport coat
with a tie that's so tight we expect his head
to pop off anytime. Tater dresses like a retired playboy
model who's living in her car. Jackie dresses like a

(33:59):
middle a white woman pillars dresses like an escape mental
patient trying to fit in with the morning crowd at
Duncan Donuts.

Speaker 15 (34:10):
And Andy formerly behind the glass, now on the monitor,
dresses like an engineer.

Speaker 8 (34:15):
No, not the chu Chuo kun. It's pretty depressing. Excuse me?
How does Bab's dress like a hoe?

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (34:25):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (34:25):
And here she comes now? Oh no, she's got that
look on her face, you know the one, the blank one.
I'll see you tonight.

Speaker 13 (34:32):
And Marcel Dust, there's my angel? What's with the satisfied look?

Speaker 8 (34:39):
Miss oh? The management took one of your suggestions.

Speaker 13 (34:44):
Bravo, Blonde Einstein. What was it they put? They put
a label on the bottom of the soda kans and
say open another end.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Well played, Come on, mess.

Speaker 8 (34:55):
Thang, let's go get something for your crabs. And no,
I don't think melted butter will do the track to the.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Mini Cooper Hurry Hot right right brow, Good morning, it's

(35:30):
a big show on the radio. Needa Murry, our agent
track for your John boyn Billy.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Album, got one right here?

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Like to include this keyword, Carlos, did you hear the
big box at the Big show?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Dot com? Call over to red Hot. This is red
Hot Talent Incorporated.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
No, it's one nine hundred hot blonde. One to guess
what I'm wearing right now.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Hey, you're not missed Pesto.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
You actually mister Pestos on vacation this week. This is
Frank Nelson. I'm filling in.

Speaker 11 (36:06):
Hey man, I think we've talked to you before. This
is John Boy and Belly from the Big Show.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
This is so exciting. I never missed your show. Really, no,
not daily.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
You're mocking us.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Actually I was practicing my pointless receptionist happy talk. How
would I do?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Listen, Frank make the Murray please, yes.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Hold on, I'm sure he'll be eager to talk to you.
Murray line. Who good news, Homer and Jethrow were back together.
What's that? Yes? I was kidding. Please, he'll be right
with you.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Thank you, I come out. Yeah, nice tamp you got
on the phones this week.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
Oh, Frank's an old friend of mine. You know he
needs to work. He just lost his Green's job over
at Walmart.

Speaker 11 (37:02):
I can't impagine why so Seal taking a week off?
What's the story?

Speaker 6 (37:06):
Boob job?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
She's getting a boob job.

Speaker 6 (37:09):
No, she has a boob job. She took the week
off to get away from.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
He speaking of boob jobs. Got any gigs lined up
for us?

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Well, let's see.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
Let me check our listing sheet. Well, there's an audition
next tuesday for whoops, Wait a minute, I've got Rayfer
drawn for that one. Let's see, here's a guest shot
on Nope, Nope, nope, dubs reading for that loop he
has an open call for No, I'm sending Hank the
dog man.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (37:33):
Seem to be a little slim.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Right now, that's what I thought.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Oh, wait a minute, I heard something yesterday that might
still be available. Ever thought of being a greeter at Walmart?

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Worry, you ain't come through with anything in months.

Speaker 6 (37:44):
Man, Jimbo, showbiz runs in cycles. Okay, you can't be
at the top of the A list all the time.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yeah right, we've never been at the top of the
A list.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
You'll most certainly have. Oh yeah, when wait a minute,
I've got it right here. Let's see from eight fifteen
and ten forty five on March fifteenth, nineteen eighty seven.

Speaker 11 (38:04):
Yeah, well from there's been a one way slide to
the bottom of the barrel.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
Chip ho, you don't know what bottom of the barrel is.
Let me tell you a little story about another client
here at Red Hot Talent. Carlo Gianelli. He's a mime.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
A mime.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
Yeah, you think you guys are hard to book? This
guy says he'll take anything I can get him. Okay,
So last week I get a call from this crappy
little roadside zoo in Panama City, Florida. Their star attraction,
Fred the Gorilla died unexpectedly. Business goes in the toilet.
They're hanging on by a thread. The owner wants to
hire a guy to dress up in a gorilla suit,

(38:38):
get in the cage and entertain the crowd. Okay, so
Carlo's so desperate for work he says he'll do it.
So he goes over before the zoo opens. He puts
on the gorilla suit, he gets in the cage. Things
go ok for a while. Carlo's having fun. He's drawing
bigger crows than he ever did as a mime. But
you know, pretty soon the novelty starts to wear off.
He notices the crowds are starting to pay more attention

(38:59):
to this main g old, broken down lion in the
cage next to him. Okay, so one day he climbs
to the top of the cage, crawls across this tree
branch and hangs above the lion's cage. Then he starts
taunting the lions. Okay, the lion gets p o and
he starts snarling and growling. The crowd loves it. Carlo
does it again the next day. The crowd goes wild.

(39:20):
Those zook keeper says, this is great, keep it up.
Third day, Carlo climbs out over the lion's cage, hangs
from the tree branch. He starts harassing the lion. Just
then the branch breaks. He falls into the cage with
the lion. Lion starts chasing him around the cage. Carlo
freaks out. He starts yelling, help me, somebody help me.
Suddenly the lion jumps on his back knocks him down.

(39:42):
Carlo's yelling help me, help me, somebody help me. The
lion gets right up in Carlo's face, looks him in
the eye and says, shut up, you idiot. You want
to get us both fired. Both you see what I'm
trying to tell you here.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
If we ever feel like we've hit rock bottom, it
can always be worse.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
No, I may be able to get you both a
guaranteed gig and Panama City Gamer. You take your shirt off,
we won't even need to greet the gorilla.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Baby.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
I gotta go.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
Let's do the lunch thing later. How do your machine?
Call my machine and give my luck to Bobby. That's
Billy him two and Jim Bob one call me.

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