September 9, 2025 • 46 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll call over to Red Hot Talent, Inc. and get the scoop on Murray's newest client.. - JD's announces their big “Dukes of Hazard” themed sale.. - Tater updates our assignments for What to Watch.. - Oliver expresses his thoughts on the changes made at Cracker Barrel.. - Ricky B. Sharp steps into our karaoke booth and performs, “The Royals”.. - Mark Packer gives us Southern Fried Football update on last week’s college football action and takes a look at the games coming up this week.. - The Grumpy Old Man explains why he hates football.. - and we’ll wrap things up with a replay of Jeff Pillars’ timeline of events from our trip to the White House a few years back…
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
There's a big show on the radio coming up, The
Adventures of John and Yoko how they began in nineteen
sixty six. Right now we're looking at a celebrity birthday list.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Happy birthday to Dukes.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Of Hazard Star Tom Walpat or Wopat.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
How do you pronounced Tom's last name?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
He is a wolpat pat So Tom seventy four years old.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I know hims, Luke.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
How we going to celebrate it with a trip to
j D's.
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(01:16):
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It was nineteen sixty six. John Lennon meets Yoko Ono
at an aphant garde art exposition at the beginning of
the Inn of the Beatles.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Okay, but boy, it.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Was fun while it lasted, wasn't it. Just don't try
to get a call to him. Like our buddy Pat
Godwin was telling us.
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We can't come to the phone right now, but if
you leave a message the sound of Yoko and I
will get back to you as soon as post.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
John can come to the phone because he's dead.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
You know, we took his song and making millions.
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God wringle off his butch. He was slumming four pizza.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Hut and you know George lost his money.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Can come to the phone right now, we will, we
we we can't come to the phone number nine nine million,
ten million.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
That's places on my sack book. The half of the
group and myself. I'd like to say, I'm pissed. I'm
glad we should laugh at it.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Okay, let's play beat and leblond. You read a tag,
take your time.
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Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for you.
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Tuesday, September, the ninth feature track from The Big Show,
bed Box Pillars recaps our trip to the White House.
The tricky words white House hit the bed Box at
the Big Show dot Com.
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Right now, it's time to play beating the Blood. Let's
meet not contestant.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
We got Wayne from a Mantachie, Mississippi, Bai.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I think I got it all out.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Good morning, Wayne, Good morning, Hey Mardy, welcome. All right, Wayne,
we'll ask you some questions. You agree or disagree with her.
Answer it to Belles for two buzzers, and you win
the gold Blue EMU Prize.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Packet it Josh.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Okay, all right, Wayne.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Jump on in it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
In tayler A, researchers have shown that men with red
hair are more likely to do something later in life.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
What is it, oh, censoring? Censoring? You know, I know
a lot of redheads, and I'm not gonna say.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
They get a tan later in life life, but I
will say they have skin cancer later in life.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Have skin cancer later in life, and that light complexion
usually goes along with very.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Much, sir, with the red hot careful you're going to
talk around of it.
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Well, it's up to Wayne to agree or disagree.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I will point out there more than one thing that
can happen to redheaded people.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
What you got, Wayne, I'm going to agree with Jackie, okay,
but what about Taylor? Would never mind? No, go bald, bald,
it's hard to take my hat. I'll call you. Don't
tell my nephew God. And there's one buzzer. Let's see
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when you get a bell here.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
The highest face value coin ever minute in the US
is the American Platinum eagle coin. What denomination does it.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Have on it?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Now that sounds made up? Platinum eagle coin? Those don't
turn off often in the old change person. They are
worth one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
The American Platinum Eagle coin worth one hundred dollars. Wayne,
agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Disagree, and that was the thing to do. No, wait
a minute, no it is I'm sorry. I didn't mean
that out there like that. He is he was right, and.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
Call me off guard everybody.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It makes value one hundred dollars thing on condition. They're
now worth between one thousand and two thousand and five
hundred dollars and you can still buy one online.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
But what's the denomination on the coin dollars?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah? Okay, yeah, well we ain't all go anybody. We're
gonna make you happy before we hang up on you.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
If you hang on, Jackie's gonna do that, all right,
all right, all right, body appreciation now Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Come big shout out to Kip Man Shipman.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
All right, all right now, buddy way a many hours
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(12:00):
good morning. It's a big shaw on the radio.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
It says about twenty minutes away from all things college
football with a pack man. How the big games we
got through over the weekends. They was coming up this weekend.
We like it, we love it. We want some more
of it.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
We've got it in message right now. Action.
Speaker 9 (12:22):
Hello friends, you're old pal Bertford here with another tail
waggon edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
all bark all night. As our story opens, Ricky b
Sharp and his wife Lucy are trying to sleep at
their home in Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 14 (12:42):
Ah, wrecky, what are we gonna do? That dog's been
barking since the Sudwick Day.
Speaker 15 (12:49):
Old it's that Newton neighbor, cherry Picker. I knowed I
should have bought that house, and no more losers than
move in next door.
Speaker 14 (12:56):
Well, the last neighbors weren't too bad, except the wife,
the sub bathe dude.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
That would have been a problem.
Speaker 15 (13:02):
If she wasn't five hundred pound, she'd lay down and
spread out like a flapjack. I couldn't eat breakfast a
whole damn time they lived there.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Have you tried talking to the guy?
Speaker 15 (13:12):
I screamed my dang full head off.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Maybe he's deaf?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I know, damn well he ate death.
Speaker 15 (13:17):
When I told him to tell his wife to stop barking,
he give me the finger.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Well, we gotta do something. I need my beauty sleep.
Speaker 15 (13:26):
I think that would call for a coma. I'm the
one who needs his rest. It's hard to be a
legend and an icon when you got the woozies.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Oh, brother, Lucy.
Speaker 15 (13:41):
I can't expect some commoner like you to understand the
pressures of being Dothing's most beloved fast food mascot. What
would the children say if they saw Pizza runting not
on top of his game?
Speaker 14 (13:52):
They'd say, Hey, shorty, I need a refill on root beer.
Speaker 15 (13:57):
Ah, Well, enough as it, it's time to put it
into this nonsense.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I'll be right back.
Speaker 14 (14:04):
Well, be careful, lord. I hope it ain't a big dog,
and he thinks bigger than a chihuahua. It's probably gonna
bury him in the backyard.
Speaker 15 (14:16):
Well take that, mister, irresponsible pet owner.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
The dog is still barking. What did he do?
Speaker 15 (14:22):
I put the dog in our backyard.
Speaker 9 (14:24):
Let's see how he likes us, and how we hope
you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. Oh, he knocking
on the door, Lucy undo them top two button for
see what he won't tune in next time when we'll.
Speaker 16 (14:44):
Hear the doey overweight nude sun bather saying.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Good morning is a big shoonder radio. Helly Lindsay Pennis huh.
But I'm on beside the pond. I get my daily
dose of culture and edification every morning from these two
delightful lands, John Boy and Billy right here on the
big show. You know, I hate to break it to
you boys, but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
(15:15):
Who will I thought it was funny.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Good morning, Here's a big show on the radio for you.
September to ninth. On this day in twenty fifteen, Queen
Elizabeth the Second became Great Britain's longest reigning monarch sixty
three years and seven months, beating the previous record said
by her great great grandmother, Queen Victoria.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Said, man, how can we celebrate let reggae bee sharpes
sing us out.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
I ain't never been across the pond. The only London
I've been too is in Kentucky. That royal crowd don't
turn me on. There's just one king and that's Elvis Presley.
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But everybody's like, what time's Oprah? Where's Prince Harry? There's
that American girl he married, And I don't care their
drama ain't my cross to bear. But everybody's like sad
little Megan, poor little princess, mean Prince Charles acting like
a racist.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
No one cares.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
I'd like to feed them all to bears.
Speaker 16 (17:22):
Don't give them about.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
Roy Lordy, what a pain. The only prince I care
about here's the one that's sang purple rain.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I don't need no rule.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Thinking they're so high class and baby they Cannoh, they
can all.
Speaker 15 (17:45):
Just kiss my ass.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
I never cared for fish and chips. I like my
tea ice cold and ree lee sugary. The only queen
I cared about was a man made freddy Mercury. But
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everybody's like crowns and thrones and horse drawn carriages, snagl toothedkinbreads,
enforced marriages.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
No one cares.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
Can't you see our empty stairs? But every show is
all palace intrigue, goob king, next house, browse, gossip bout
royal sex. Who gives a crap, you stupid drooling sap
screw all of them.
Speaker 17 (18:37):
Roy I got better things to do, like keeping Commune
next from turning my red state blue.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
Don't need some mon ard.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Pushing us around. That's a real good way to one up.
Six feet underground.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Oh oh oh, we're living in America. Don't need no
help Britannica. Oh oh oh. I don't give two spins
about your fascination with the Brits.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Nobody cares about Royal.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
Spare me any praise the only Duke I care about.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
He's my favorite.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
May and these mind your own damn busnays, don't read about.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Their strife, and maybe then you.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
Smart enough and get alive.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we'd
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Speaker 1 (20:03):
Right now.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
We hit it every Tuesday morning with Iman the Man,
a Southern fried football mister Mark Packer, Good morning pack Man.
Speaker 12 (20:11):
Good morning John boy, and you're right Southern Football Rocking
and Rolling. Week two is in the books. John Boy,
we saw South Florida go down to the swamp, upset Florida.
We saw Mississippi State, those wild folks down there in
Start Vegas got the cowbells out. They rally passed and
knocked off Arizona State. I'm the head coach. They knocked
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off Michigan. Those were just some of the highlights of
week two. But there were some folks that were bummed out,
and including my old buddies over there at the ACC, Jumboy,
The ACC went zero and five against power four non
conference opponents. Duke got slammed at home by a really
good Illinois team. SMU lost a big lead late to
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Baylor in state robbery and a great State of Texas.
The Hokies were awful and the second half of Lane
Stadium getting beat up by those nerds at Vanderbilt, Stanford
lost to BYU, Boston College loss in double overtime to
Michigan State's are not a great weekend for the old ACC.
But nevertheless, John Boy, as we start looking into week three,
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a couple things coming to that. I always tell you
it takes about three weeks to get a handle on
who's good, who's bad, what's great, what stinks and all
that stuff. So this week we'll be telling, but I
will tell you, and I'm not a dude that talks
about hot seats and all that stuff. It's hard enough
to win. But Billy Napier at Florida, I mentioned South
Florida went in there and knock off the Gators. The
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Gators this weekend are going down to Tiger Stadium down
there in LSU, and the Gator nation is not happy.
But Billy Napier, this is the problem. Listen to this job, boy.
Here's what Florida has left on their schedule. The next
four weeks. They are at LSU, They're at Miami. The Canes,
by the way, ranked fifth in the country. They got Tech,
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the Longhards, the rank seventh in the country, and they're
at A and M who's ranked sixteenth in the country.
That's the next four games for Florida. They still got
to play Georgia, they got to go to Ole Miss,
they got Tennessee, they got Florida State. I mean, those
are eight teams today, not going they make a big
deal about the ap pole, but those eight teams you
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can find in the top seventeen in the country. And
the Gators still have them left on the schedule, So
keep an eye on Billy Napier and the Florida Gators.
Other something to keep an eye on the other thing too.
Brent Brye, who's a great dude. He's the head coach
at Virginia Tech. They opened up with South Carolina, played tough, lost,
and then just got demolished at home in the second
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after Vanderbook. They're zero to two and Hoki Nation is
not happy with Brent. Pride keeping eye on that. By
the way, Virginia Tech has now lost fifteen straight games
against Power four teams at home. Wow, you can't do that, John,
You know you got to beat somebody and then any
Tech you know they you got to go back to
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like twenty seventeen, a non conference power for win and
again against West Virginia in twenty seventeen. That's not good
enough at Virginia Tech. And they listen, I'm married to
a hoche. They got a great event deal, tradition, Pride,
they'll fill that stadium. They expect to be better than that.
But crazy stuff happened. John Boy crumpson, who's really struck.
I don't know what's going on with the Tigers. But
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they better figure it out. They're going down to Atlanta
the Georgia Tech. That is a dangerous game for Dabo.
Things got so bad Saturday. They're losing to Troy. That's right, Troy, Troy.
Troy had them down sixteen to nothing. The crowd was
booing after the long lightning delays and storms, and against
crowd started going. Dabo said he was booing with them,
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that he got so bad. I was booming with the
fans and he was got so crazy up at Syracuse.
Fran Brown is a great dude, doing a great job.
They rallied to beat Yukon. They win the game at home.
Fran Brown tells his kids go in locker room, We're
gonna run wind sprints right here in the stadium. Run
after the game. I mean that goes back to high
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school days, John Boys. And then you got stuff like
Bill Belichick, who finally congratulations to coach Bill. He got
his first win knocking off Charlotte over the weekend. But
he was asked after the game about banning the New
England Patriots scouts from his program, and he said, well, basically,
they banned me from the facilities. I'm just kind of reciprocating,
I'm thinking, goodness, gracious, dude, you got to take care
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of those kids in and out about whether or not
you can walk through the facility. It's the scouts when
he come down. And I mean Drake May for crying
out loud right here from Charlotte, North Carolina. Here's the
quarterback for the Patriots played at Carolina. You mean you're
not gonna let New England guys him and scouts hard me?
What do we do?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I mean, so people are.
Speaker 12 (24:45):
Already losing their mind with coaches, and coaches are losing
their stuff. But Week three will be out of sight.
As I mentioned, South Florida big win against the Gators,
may go take on Miami this weekend. I told you
Clemson Georgia Tech has got upset special written all over it,
even though the Tigers have won nine straight against Jackets
and the SEC A little southern probably football. On top
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of that, A and M is going to Notre Dame,
Georgia is going to Tennessee on Rocky Top. And I
told you about Florida LSU so great games all over
the place, and I can tell you all the time
there is nothing better than a little Southern football so
there you got them.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
And I was gonna ask you, remember was talking about
the top ten. Somebody always falls out of the top
ten the pre season poll. There where did Florida start
this season?
Speaker 12 (25:36):
The Gators are not in the top ten. Okay, But
I will tell you a team, Mike Clemson, and again
I'm gonna lum, they started at number four and they're
sitting there at one in one in this game, I
go talks with Georgia Tech. I think it's dangerous. And man,
they don't get that offense straight now, John boy, that
they got problem. They got enough games that they can
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really be in trouble down the road. But again it's
only week two, playing time to figure it out. But
never fails. There is always at least one team that
preseason AP top ten that has one of those crazy years.
We go, man, where did they go? They just kind
of disappeared off the map. So we start getting into
some really good games this week and start getting some
conference play. Like I always tell you, it takes about
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three weeks and by the time we get together next week,
we'll start to be able to put some pieces of
the puzzle together.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
So it'll be fun, all right. Looking forward, to it
pack Man, Thank you so much. Mark.
Speaker 12 (26:28):
All right, John Boyd talkie man.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
You the man as Mark Packer. They provide Southern fried football.
Speaker 16 (26:33):
AI.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Y'all, let's play worthy word one eight hundred Big Show
you told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next. Good morning. It's a big show on
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the radio for you. Tuesday, September the ninth, our feature
track for the Big Show Big Box Pillars recaps our
trip to the White House. We broadcast alive from the
White House long relive its key words white House in
the Big Box. At the Big Show dot Com click
out on their contest button. You can't get through who
We'll call you somebody you want to play, we can
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make that happen to Like we're right.
Speaker 16 (27:36):
Now, everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Okay, but where they were?
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Where the word?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Let's meet a loving husband and wife. But first, let's
say hello to William and Tammy from Macon, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Ay, just getting you crazy kids.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Good morning, Tammy, Good morning, William, good morning.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Okay, welcome. All right, let's play the boys against the girls.
It'll be Tater Tammy.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
It just sounds right, Yes, Tad and Hammy and Hammy
and convoy and Bill. All right, all right, did let
me see we got three letter words. Oh, three letter
words we'll start with, so we'll get that in your head.
And Tammy you relax, me and your hubby go for
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the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
All right, are you ready, William?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yes, sir, all right, starting to clock now on my head.
I wear a ball hat. No, yes, uh huh, move,
says this animal. Move yeah, uh huh uh you this
cost you to ride? This is the is the blank,
It's what I will charge you the standard blank another word?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yes, yes, uh huh?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
All right, a blank and cheese sandwich from the pig
you get, yes, poison blank, it'll make you its poison.
Speaker 12 (28:59):
Yeah, way to go.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Waitne just waiting for me to get out of way.
Put that word on there. That is a five on
the board.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
All right, Well let's see what the girls can do.
And Tammy you ready, Tammy?
Speaker 16 (29:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Three ws and go.
Speaker 7 (29:19):
All right.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
It's a real fast airplane. Yep, Christmas time you say
this uh blank to the world. Joey, Oh, you better
tell the truth.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Don't tell me, no lie. A dog has four of.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
These at the bottom of his legs, not his hand.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
It's his, Paul.
Speaker 8 (29:45):
You go it, you sit in the sun and you
get a blank.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Well, all right, girls, put a five on the board.
Two tie up and is five to five evenly it
matched spouses so far. All right, William, let's see what
we're gonna do for round two. Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (30:05):
Let's get it done?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
All right, start the clock. Now you have two of these,
you see out of them? Yeah, uh huh. You got
the opposite of wet is uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Don't get a paper blank on your hand or a
knife will blank you?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yes, uh huh blank blank. I'm not saying hello, I'm
saying blank blank. Yes, okay, you have this on.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
The end of your cigarette and put it in the
blank tray. Yes, all right, good work. Put another five
on the board, so there's a ten. All right, Tater
and Tammy, y'all put a five. You'll force overtime. Put
a six you'll win anything less will not cut it.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
And Tammy ready, that's not very hard, honey, Yes it is?
He all right? Five the time? Go all right.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Your bice up is part of your what? Yes, you
what is your blank code? You know when you give
your address? I need your blank are we there, blank kids, lasket?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Are we there? Oh you're so funny. You have a
quick blank means like you're funny. Uh. I don't know
else to tell you to do it? You're you're you're funny?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
What about this? What about this? This don't be a
net blank?
Speaker 7 (31:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah net? Remember spank?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
He used to say, brother saying, hey, here's your brother,
you o the brother half and you oh, there's your
triple dim dim half wet wet. It was a hard one, well, William, when.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
From ten to eight.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Was a bottle store by the way, Yeah, tell.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Me, good game. Appreciate you playing wellness. We'll give you
another shot down the road.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
All right, all right, thank you, all.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Right, William, you got bragging rights in your household down
and making Georgia and your prize back headed your way, buddy,
appreciate y'all.
Speaker 12 (32:37):
Yes, thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I was looking at the word arm and Taylor was
freaking out. How hard is it trying to make it your.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
You have two of these in your hands, are only
and the long blank.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Of the wall that's my burrow one eye.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
And dangerous?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Oh you just started yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, no, no, man, you do not have to write
the pol I do you do not, Ah right, go
work here.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Let's see they request from mongo oh Man Blazing Saddles.
Jaggie Blazing Saddles was on the Turner Classic Movies. The editor,
yes man and the guy that set up the movie.
I don't know, we'll have to go into it if
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you knew of that.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Of course, they wanted Richard Pryor to play the sheriff,
and he was.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
He helped write it with Mail Brooks, but then the
studio wouldn't let himcause that's when it was going. There
was drug used and they didn't know how they'd ensure him,
how expensively being he said, we'll find the right guy,
and they found Cleveland Luttle to play the sheriff.
Speaker 8 (33:55):
And same thing with the same thing with Gen. Not
Gene Hackman, but he was on another movie set. He
was doing another movie and he was like, I know,
I'll call my buddy Gen. And he called him and
he's like the first scene he did was when he
was hanging upside down off the bunk.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
And this is before Young Frankenstein the movie did that
too as well.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
How about that Man Classic, I'll talk about a movie
you can never make this year. I don't offend anybody.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Oh man, I'm amazed anyway.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
So let's get it back to it. Yeah, requests had
been from Hongo, John Alley. I remember he said about
when he said candigram from Hongo. Remember he did that.
He said the bitch was inventing the candle gram. Wow.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
All right, all right, I'm gonna let that movie lay
there here since nineteen seventy four. I'll have the reviews
that John Allie says. Let that grummy old man lose
for bit requests.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
You got it, John?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Coming up next, Good Morning Makes Shows on the radio.
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Something you'd like to hear about this time Monday through Friday.
Hit us up on the John Boebiller Facebook page, like
John Allen, here's your request, John, I flabberly flabberly flew.
Speaker 15 (35:36):
I'm old and I hate football.
Speaker 16 (35:40):
Back in my day, we didn't have any whooped tiddy two, flashy,
hyped up Super Bowl nonsense. We had our own big
football game. Every year. We'd round up all the half wits,
knit wits and inbred mouth breathers and hurt them into
the pasture. Then we taught that family a side show
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odd balls next door till they come out to play
and they always won because the elephant boy could kick
the hell out of the field goals with his gigantic,
freakish foot, And every time you'd get tackled, the lobster
boy would flip flop his way onto the field and
claip onto your private pots with his fleshy claws, and
(36:25):
he'd laugh in your face through his little green baked
bean teeth, and that night you'd have nightmare so bad
you'd throw up your own spine and lay there in
a big pile like a big human pudding, sobbing like
a baby. Hey, look at me. I got my ass
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kicked by side show freaks. If the lobster boy doesn't
squash my giblets, maybe I'll get a date with a
fat lady. And then in the middle of the night,
when I turn into a puddle of Bai's pimply cream corn,
maybe she'll eat me and put.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Me out of my misery.
Speaker 16 (37:02):
Jigglely wigglly d it's a wonderful life. That's how we rolled.
And we didn't have no scientifically engineered, NFL approved, audiographed
pure pigskin football, so we'd use old wabbles, our legless docs.
(37:24):
And he was better than a ball, because if you
kicked him into the tall weeds, he'd bark his full
head off till you found him. We didn't need no
ergonomically designed safety conscious protective gear. We'd wrap ourselves in
rusty old barn tin and weld road signs to our heads,
(37:47):
and if the welding didn't set us on fire every
time we moved, we'd slice ourselves to ribbons on the
jagged tin. Then we'd get lockjaw and starved at death
while we slowly went mad. Hey, look at me, I'm
a drooling, crazy hac tin man. Somebody sewed me back
together so I could take the game ball out for
(38:08):
a drag clinkingy clankingy clunkingy pooh, I'm a dumb jack
ass just like you.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
That's the way it was, and.
Speaker 16 (38:18):
We liked it, and there weren't no overproduced, celebrity filled
halftime extravay ganzas.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
If we wanted entertainment, we'd slip.
Speaker 16 (38:29):
Looney old uncle Tug a girly magazine, and while he
was out behind the bond getting all horned up, we'd
raid his still.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Then we'd get the freaks all lick it up and
put on some music.
Speaker 16 (38:43):
And they'd all start dancing around like an episode of
American band Stand from the bizarro world.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
And the only wardrobe malfunction was when Uncle Tug would.
Speaker 16 (38:53):
Come running out buck naked and whatever freak he could
catch he drag back into the bond and make wild
monkey whoopee with him. Hey, look at me, I'm a
deranged down home Dick Clark and I'm pipping out my
crazy uncle to the circus folk.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Meet my new aunt, the five boobied girl. I can't
wait for the family reunion. Free hot dogs, bitches. And
we liked it, We loved it.
Speaker 16 (39:25):
I hate football zippo flippery piddly, I don't even know
what that means.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
And oh I got the big shone the radio you
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like this been for John moorebilly album, little rounded out keyword,
white house when you hit the bed box at the
Big Show dot com?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah, yeah, wasn't too long ago. How boys, Washington, DC,
the Nation's capital. Inside the belt Loop?
Speaker 11 (40:22):
I think you mean inside the belt Way.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
You weren't with me and Jackie in the hot tub.
Speaker 11 (40:30):
Let's bring Jeff Pillars in to read from his dory
on our latest Big Show trip.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Charlotte twelve forty five PM.
Speaker 16 (40:39):
Arrive at the aviation for one pm takeoff. Surprise to
see John Boy pacing in front of the terminal, screaming
about us being late. Randy points out that Johnny has
not yet set his watch back. Stupid, This is going
to be a long trip. Twelve fifty Randy hands out
suit bags containing our uniforms. Johnny hands his back to me,
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saying his hands are full. Twelve fifty one PM Johnny
heads for the plane, an umbrella in one hand, a
sandwich in the other. Twelve fifty five make the biggest
mistake of the trip by trying to set in the
bathroom seat on the plane.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Not good.
Speaker 16 (41:14):
Either this is a smaller plane than last time, or
my booty is bare. Probably the latter had to suffer
the indignity of Marty laughing at him. One six pm
land in Washington, get hustled by John boyanto carrying his
bag again.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Two one pm.
Speaker 16 (41:31):
Arrive at the hotel Bellman gets hustled into carrying Johnny's bags.
I get hustled into tipping him.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Three pm.
Speaker 16 (41:40):
Crew meets in hotel lounge to discuss the show. Jackie
bonds with some of her peeps over here okay, you
know and who the baby daddy is.
Speaker 7 (41:54):
Three h nine pm.
Speaker 16 (41:55):
Everyone orders appetizers except John boy He says he's not hungry,
but for seeds to go from plate to plate for
just a taste for a right point three twenty seven pm,
the crew decides to order dinner since they didn't get
to eat their appetizers. John Boyd takes a pass, saying
he's full. Dinner comes see appetizer scenario. Three thirty seven pm.
(42:18):
Accidentally gets seated next to Rayford, who begins his brown
liquor reminiscing about his days in Washington. Five thirty pm.
Interrupt Rayford to go to the bathroom. Five point thirty
two pm. Come back to find someone else in my seat.
Rayford is still talking. Take the chance to make my getaway.
(42:38):
Five forty five pm. Decide to go to the hotel
hot tub. Find Johnny in his boxer shorts bobbing in
the bubbles. Then I noticed the hot tub is not on.
Go back to room, order dinner and go to bed.
Wednesday morning, five point fifteen. Arrive in lobby to leave
for the White House. Find Johnny angrily pacing in the lobby,
(42:59):
yelling about everyone being late. Finally, Randy resets Johnny's watch
for him. Stupid Randy. Five eighteen am get security an
unlocked bar so Rayford can go along. Have to force
him to cut his conversation short with that bust of Napoleon.
Nineteen Rayford picks up where he left off with Napoleon
(43:19):
with the limo driver. I get hustled into carrying Johnny's
bag again. Five point twenty two. Arrive at the front
gate of the White House. Marty's underwire man's ear sets
off the metal detect Now I get to laugh at him.
Cruse submits to strip search Billy's and everyone knew Billy
had a tattoo of Marvin the Martian, but did not
realize he had it there. Six am show begins. Randy
(43:43):
reminds us that if we ruin this for him, he's
going to kill us all. Seven point fifteen Jackie hooks
up with Condoleeza Rice over here, okay, and you must
be talking about Clinton. Ten am show ends. Johnny takes
all the credit. I get to carry his bag against it.
Ten forty five Am take the White House tour. Tour
(44:05):
guide tells us he's a member of the Secret Service.
Everyone wonders how bad he had to screw up to
get busted down to tour dude, praying nothing bad happens
with him in charge. Ten fifty four am, John Boy
cockily asked the tour guide if they used to use
candles in the chandeliers before they had electricity. I actually
think I heard a pin drop. Eleven twenty am. Pack
(44:29):
up and head back to the hotel. Crew has to
help lug heavy broadcasting equipment back to the van. Johnny
helps carries umbrella and sandwich. Eleven thirty Get back to
the hotel, run to room. Marty carries Johnny's bag. This time,
Rayford strikes up conversation with the concierge. Hour and a
(44:50):
half later, one pm. Rayford is still talking, but the
concierge has left. Getting the limo to leave for the airport.
We can tell Johnny's watch is fixed.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
He's late.
Speaker 16 (45:01):
Two fifteen. Get back on the plane. Make Barry sit
on toilet seat. He has plenty of room.
Speaker 7 (45:08):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Three thirty Get back to Charlotte.
Speaker 16 (45:12):
Get stuck carrying Johnny's bag, button, tag it in the
terminal and put it on another plane. Shut off cell
phone and speed home. Four thirty, get home and immediately
read the one ads see opening for Baggage Handler, Cry,
go to bed, have nightmare about Billy's tattoo.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
It was magical.
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
There's a big show on the radio coming up, The
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sixty six. Right now we're looking at a celebrity birthday list.
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It was nineteen sixty six. John Lennon meets Yoko Ono
at an aphant garde art exposition at the beginning of
the Inn of the Beatles.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Okay, but boy, it.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Was fun while it lasted, wasn't it. Just don't try
to get a call to him. Like our buddy Pat
Godwin was telling us.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
We can't come to the phone right now, but if
you leave a message the sound of Yoko and I
will get back to you as soon as post.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
John can come to the phone because he's dead.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
You know, we took his song and making millions.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
God wringle off his butch. He was slumming four pizza.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Hut and you know George lost his money.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Can come to the phone right now, we will, we
we we can't come to the phone number nine nine million,
ten million.
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That's places on my sack book. The half of the
group and myself. I'd like to say, I'm pissed. I'm
glad we should laugh at it.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
Now.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Okay, let's play beat and leblond. You read a tag,
take your time.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
One hundred Big Show you told freel We'll go to
contestant there, play next.
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Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Tuesday, September, the ninth feature track from The Big Show,
bed Box Pillars recaps our trip to the White House.
The tricky words white House hit the bed Box at
the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Right now, it's time to play beating the Blood. Let's
meet not contestant.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
We got Wayne from a Mantachie, Mississippi, Bai.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I think I got it all out.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Good morning, Wayne, Good morning, Hey Mardy, welcome. All right, Wayne,
we'll ask you some questions. You agree or disagree with her.
Answer it to Belles for two buzzers, and you win
the gold Blue EMU Prize.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Packet it Josh.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Okay, all right, Wayne.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Jump on in it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
In tayler A, researchers have shown that men with red
hair are more likely to do something later in life.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
What is it, oh, censoring? Censoring? You know, I know
a lot of redheads, and I'm not gonna say.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
They get a tan later in life life, but I
will say they have skin cancer later in life.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Have skin cancer later in life, and that light complexion
usually goes along with very.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Much, sir, with the red hot careful you're going to
talk around of it.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Well, it's up to Wayne to agree or disagree.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I will point out there more than one thing that
can happen to redheaded people.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
What you got, Wayne, I'm going to agree with Jackie, okay,
but what about Taylor? Would never mind? No, go bald, bald,
it's hard to take my hat. I'll call you. Don't
tell my nephew God. And there's one buzzer. Let's see
(07:14):
when you get a bell here.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
The highest face value coin ever minute in the US
is the American Platinum eagle coin. What denomination does it.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Have on it?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Now that sounds made up? Platinum eagle coin? Those don't
turn off often in the old change person. They are
worth one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
The American Platinum Eagle coin worth one hundred dollars. Wayne,
agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Disagree, and that was the thing to do. No, wait
a minute, no it is I'm sorry. I didn't mean
that out there like that. He is he was right, and.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
Call me off guard everybody.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
It makes value one hundred dollars thing on condition. They're
now worth between one thousand and two thousand and five
hundred dollars and you can still buy one online.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
But what's the denomination on the coin dollars?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah? Okay, yeah, well we ain't all go anybody. We're
gonna make you happy before we hang up on you.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
If you hang on, Jackie's gonna do that, all right,
all right, all right, body appreciation now Mississippi.
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Come big shout out to Kip Man Shipman.
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All right, all right now, buddy way a many hours
or top of you on you right on the other
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It says about twenty minutes away from all things college
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We've got it in message right now. Action.
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Hello friends, you're old pal Bertford here with another tail
waggon edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
all bark all night. As our story opens, Ricky b
Sharp and his wife Lucy are trying to sleep at
their home in Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 14 (12:42):
Ah, wrecky, what are we gonna do? That dog's been
barking since the Sudwick Day.
Speaker 15 (12:49):
Old it's that Newton neighbor, cherry Picker. I knowed I
should have bought that house, and no more losers than
move in next door.
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Well, the last neighbors weren't too bad, except the wife,
the sub bathe dude.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
That would have been a problem.
Speaker 15 (13:02):
If she wasn't five hundred pound, she'd lay down and
spread out like a flapjack. I couldn't eat breakfast a
whole damn time they lived there.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Have you tried talking to the guy?
Speaker 15 (13:12):
I screamed my dang full head off.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Maybe he's deaf?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I know, damn well he ate death.
Speaker 15 (13:17):
When I told him to tell his wife to stop barking,
he give me the finger.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Well, we gotta do something. I need my beauty sleep.
Speaker 15 (13:26):
I think that would call for a coma. I'm the
one who needs his rest. It's hard to be a
legend and an icon when you got the woozies.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Oh, brother, Lucy.
Speaker 15 (13:41):
I can't expect some commoner like you to understand the
pressures of being Dothing's most beloved fast food mascot. What
would the children say if they saw Pizza runting not
on top of his game?
Speaker 14 (13:52):
They'd say, Hey, shorty, I need a refill on root beer.
Speaker 15 (13:57):
Ah, Well, enough as it, it's time to put it
into this nonsense.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I'll be right back.
Speaker 14 (14:04):
Well, be careful, lord. I hope it ain't a big dog,
and he thinks bigger than a chihuahua. It's probably gonna
bury him in the backyard.
Speaker 15 (14:16):
Well take that, mister, irresponsible pet owner.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
The dog is still barking. What did he do?
Speaker 15 (14:22):
I put the dog in our backyard.
Speaker 9 (14:24):
Let's see how he likes us, and how we hope
you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. Oh, he knocking
on the door, Lucy undo them top two button for
see what he won't tune in next time when we'll.
Speaker 16 (14:44):
Hear the doey overweight nude sun bather saying.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Good morning is a big shoonder radio. Helly Lindsay Pennis huh.
But I'm on beside the pond. I get my daily
dose of culture and edification every morning from these two
delightful lands, John Boy and Billy right here on the
big show. You know, I hate to break it to
you boys, but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
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Who will I thought it was funny.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Good morning, Here's a big show on the radio for you.
September to ninth. On this day in twenty fifteen, Queen
Elizabeth the Second became Great Britain's longest reigning monarch sixty
three years and seven months, beating the previous record said
by her great great grandmother, Queen Victoria.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Said, man, how can we celebrate let reggae bee sharpes
sing us out.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
I ain't never been across the pond. The only London
I've been too is in Kentucky. That royal crowd don't
turn me on. There's just one king and that's Elvis Presley.
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But everybody's like, what time's Oprah? Where's Prince Harry? There's
that American girl he married, And I don't care their
drama ain't my cross to bear. But everybody's like sad
little Megan, poor little princess, mean Prince Charles acting like
a racist.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
No one cares.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
I'd like to feed them all to bears.
Speaker 16 (17:22):
Don't give them about.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
Roy Lordy, what a pain. The only prince I care
about here's the one that's sang purple rain.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I don't need no rule.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Thinking they're so high class and baby they Cannoh, they
can all.
Speaker 15 (17:45):
Just kiss my ass.
Speaker 7 (17:51):
I never cared for fish and chips. I like my
tea ice cold and ree lee sugary. The only queen
I cared about was a man made freddy Mercury. But
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everybody's like crowns and thrones and horse drawn carriages, snagl toothedkinbreads,
enforced marriages.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
No one cares.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
Can't you see our empty stairs? But every show is
all palace intrigue, goob king, next house, browse, gossip bout
royal sex. Who gives a crap, you stupid drooling sap
screw all of them.
Speaker 17 (18:37):
Roy I got better things to do, like keeping Commune
next from turning my red state blue.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
Don't need some mon ard.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Pushing us around. That's a real good way to one up.
Six feet underground.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Oh oh oh, we're living in America. Don't need no
help Britannica. Oh oh oh. I don't give two spins
about your fascination with the Brits.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Nobody cares about Royal.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
Spare me any praise the only Duke I care about.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
He's my favorite.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
May and these mind your own damn busnays, don't read about.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Their strife, and maybe then you.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
Smart enough and get alive.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we'd
play wordy word for one hundred and twenty dollars. Were
the bulls not cleaning products made in the USA? Look
for bulls out the truck stops across America. Dowload do
AUP when you hear it at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Right now.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
We hit it every Tuesday morning with Iman the Man,
a Southern fried football mister Mark Packer, Good morning pack Man.
Speaker 12 (20:11):
Good morning John boy, and you're right Southern Football Rocking
and Rolling. Week two is in the books. John Boy,
we saw South Florida go down to the swamp, upset Florida.
We saw Mississippi State, those wild folks down there in
Start Vegas got the cowbells out. They rally passed and
knocked off Arizona State. I'm the head coach. They knocked
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off Michigan. Those were just some of the highlights of
week two. But there were some folks that were bummed out,
and including my old buddies over there at the ACC, Jumboy,
The ACC went zero and five against power four non
conference opponents. Duke got slammed at home by a really
good Illinois team. SMU lost a big lead late to
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Baylor in state robbery and a great State of Texas.
The Hokies were awful and the second half of Lane
Stadium getting beat up by those nerds at Vanderbilt, Stanford
lost to BYU, Boston College loss in double overtime to
Michigan State's are not a great weekend for the old ACC.
But nevertheless, John Boy, as we start looking into week three,
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a couple things coming to that. I always tell you
it takes about three weeks to get a handle on
who's good, who's bad, what's great, what stinks and all
that stuff. So this week we'll be telling, but I
will tell you, and I'm not a dude that talks
about hot seats and all that stuff. It's hard enough
to win. But Billy Napier at Florida, I mentioned South
Florida went in there and knock off the Gators. The
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Gators this weekend are going down to Tiger Stadium down
there in LSU, and the Gator nation is not happy.
But Billy Napier, this is the problem. Listen to this job, boy.
Here's what Florida has left on their schedule. The next
four weeks. They are at LSU, They're at Miami. The Canes,
by the way, ranked fifth in the country. They got Tech,
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the Longhards, the rank seventh in the country, and they're
at A and M who's ranked sixteenth in the country.
That's the next four games for Florida. They still got
to play Georgia, they got to go to Ole Miss,
they got Tennessee, they got Florida State. I mean, those
are eight teams today, not going they make a big
deal about the ap pole, but those eight teams you
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can find in the top seventeen in the country. And
the Gators still have them left on the schedule, So
keep an eye on Billy Napier and the Florida Gators.
Other something to keep an eye on the other thing too.
Brent Brye, who's a great dude. He's the head coach
at Virginia Tech. They opened up with South Carolina, played tough, lost,
and then just got demolished at home in the second
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after Vanderbook. They're zero to two and Hoki Nation is
not happy with Brent. Pride keeping eye on that. By
the way, Virginia Tech has now lost fifteen straight games
against Power four teams at home. Wow, you can't do that, John,
You know you got to beat somebody and then any
Tech you know they you got to go back to
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like twenty seventeen, a non conference power for win and
again against West Virginia in twenty seventeen. That's not good
enough at Virginia Tech. And they listen, I'm married to
a hoche. They got a great event deal, tradition, Pride,
they'll fill that stadium. They expect to be better than that.
But crazy stuff happened. John Boy crumpson, who's really struck.
I don't know what's going on with the Tigers. But
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they better figure it out. They're going down to Atlanta
the Georgia Tech. That is a dangerous game for Dabo.
Things got so bad Saturday. They're losing to Troy. That's right, Troy, Troy.
Troy had them down sixteen to nothing. The crowd was
booing after the long lightning delays and storms, and against
crowd started going. Dabo said he was booing with them,
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that he got so bad. I was booming with the
fans and he was got so crazy up at Syracuse.
Fran Brown is a great dude, doing a great job.
They rallied to beat Yukon. They win the game at home.
Fran Brown tells his kids go in locker room, We're
gonna run wind sprints right here in the stadium. Run
after the game. I mean that goes back to high
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school days, John Boys. And then you got stuff like
Bill Belichick, who finally congratulations to coach Bill. He got
his first win knocking off Charlotte over the weekend. But
he was asked after the game about banning the New
England Patriots scouts from his program, and he said, well, basically,
they banned me from the facilities. I'm just kind of reciprocating,
I'm thinking, goodness, gracious, dude, you got to take care
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of those kids in and out about whether or not
you can walk through the facility. It's the scouts when
he come down. And I mean Drake May for crying
out loud right here from Charlotte, North Carolina. Here's the
quarterback for the Patriots played at Carolina. You mean you're
not gonna let New England guys him and scouts hard me?
What do we do?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I mean, so people are.
Speaker 12 (24:45):
Already losing their mind with coaches, and coaches are losing
their stuff. But Week three will be out of sight.
As I mentioned, South Florida big win against the Gators,
may go take on Miami this weekend. I told you
Clemson Georgia Tech has got upset special written all over it,
even though the Tigers have won nine straight against Jackets
and the SEC A little southern probably football. On top
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of that, A and M is going to Notre Dame,
Georgia is going to Tennessee on Rocky Top. And I
told you about Florida LSU so great games all over
the place, and I can tell you all the time
there is nothing better than a little Southern football so
there you got them.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
And I was gonna ask you, remember was talking about
the top ten. Somebody always falls out of the top
ten the pre season poll. There where did Florida start
this season?
Speaker 12 (25:36):
The Gators are not in the top ten. Okay, But
I will tell you a team, Mike Clemson, and again
I'm gonna lum, they started at number four and they're
sitting there at one in one in this game, I
go talks with Georgia Tech. I think it's dangerous. And man,
they don't get that offense straight now, John boy, that
they got problem. They got enough games that they can
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really be in trouble down the road. But again it's
only week two, playing time to figure it out. But
never fails. There is always at least one team that
preseason AP top ten that has one of those crazy years.
We go, man, where did they go? They just kind
of disappeared off the map. So we start getting into
some really good games this week and start getting some
conference play. Like I always tell you, it takes about
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three weeks and by the time we get together next week,
we'll start to be able to put some pieces of
the puzzle together.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
So it'll be fun, all right. Looking forward, to it
pack Man, Thank you so much. Mark.
Speaker 12 (26:28):
All right, John Boyd talkie man.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
You the man as Mark Packer. They provide Southern fried football.
Speaker 16 (26:33):
AI.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Y'all, let's play worthy word one eight hundred Big Show
you told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next. Good morning. It's a big show on
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the radio for you. Tuesday, September the ninth, our feature
track for the Big Show Big Box Pillars recaps our
trip to the White House. We broadcast alive from the
White House long relive its key words white House in
the Big Box. At the Big Show dot Com click
out on their contest button. You can't get through who
We'll call you somebody you want to play, we can
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make that happen to Like we're right.
Speaker 16 (27:36):
Now, everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Okay, but where they were?
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Where the word?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Let's meet a loving husband and wife. But first, let's
say hello to William and Tammy from Macon, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Ay, just getting you crazy kids.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Good morning, Tammy, Good morning, William, good morning.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Okay, welcome. All right, let's play the boys against the girls.
It'll be Tater Tammy.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
It just sounds right, Yes, Tad and Hammy and Hammy
and convoy and Bill. All right, all right, did let
me see we got three letter words. Oh, three letter
words we'll start with, so we'll get that in your head.
And Tammy you relax, me and your hubby go for
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the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
All right, are you ready, William?
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yes, sir, all right, starting to clock now on my head.
I wear a ball hat. No, yes, uh huh, move,
says this animal. Move yeah, uh huh uh you this
cost you to ride? This is the is the blank,
It's what I will charge you the standard blank another word?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yes, yes, uh huh?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
All right, a blank and cheese sandwich from the pig
you get, yes, poison blank, it'll make you its poison.
Speaker 12 (28:59):
Yeah, way to go.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Waitne just waiting for me to get out of way.
Put that word on there. That is a five on
the board.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
All right, Well let's see what the girls can do.
And Tammy you ready, Tammy?
Speaker 16 (29:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Three ws and go.
Speaker 7 (29:19):
All right.
Speaker 8 (29:20):
It's a real fast airplane. Yep, Christmas time you say
this uh blank to the world. Joey, Oh, you better
tell the truth.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Don't tell me, no lie. A dog has four of.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
These at the bottom of his legs, not his hand.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
It's his, Paul.
Speaker 8 (29:45):
You go it, you sit in the sun and you
get a blank.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Well, all right, girls, put a five on the board.
Two tie up and is five to five evenly it
matched spouses so far. All right, William, let's see what
we're gonna do for round two. Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (30:05):
Let's get it done?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
All right, start the clock. Now you have two of these,
you see out of them? Yeah, uh huh. You got
the opposite of wet is uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Don't get a paper blank on your hand or a
knife will blank you?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yes, uh huh blank blank. I'm not saying hello, I'm
saying blank blank. Yes, okay, you have this on.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
The end of your cigarette and put it in the
blank tray. Yes, all right, good work. Put another five
on the board, so there's a ten. All right, Tater
and Tammy, y'all put a five. You'll force overtime. Put
a six you'll win anything less will not cut it.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
And Tammy ready, that's not very hard, honey, Yes it is?
He all right? Five the time? Go all right.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Your bice up is part of your what? Yes, you
what is your blank code? You know when you give
your address? I need your blank are we there, blank kids, lasket?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Are we there? Oh you're so funny. You have a
quick blank means like you're funny. Uh. I don't know
else to tell you to do it? You're you're you're funny?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
What about this? What about this? This don't be a
net blank?
Speaker 7 (31:53):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah net? Remember spank?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
He used to say, brother saying, hey, here's your brother,
you o the brother half and you oh, there's your
triple dim dim half wet wet. It was a hard one, well, William, when.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
From ten to eight.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Was a bottle store by the way, Yeah, tell.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Me, good game. Appreciate you playing wellness. We'll give you
another shot down the road.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
All right, all right, thank you, all.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Right, William, you got bragging rights in your household down
and making Georgia and your prize back headed your way, buddy,
appreciate y'all.
Speaker 12 (32:37):
Yes, thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I was looking at the word arm and Taylor was
freaking out. How hard is it trying to make it your.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
You have two of these in your hands, are only
and the long blank.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Of the wall that's my burrow one eye.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
And dangerous?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Oh you just started yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, no, no, man, you do not have to write
the pol I do you do not, Ah right, go
work here.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Let's see they request from mongo oh Man Blazing Saddles.
Jaggie Blazing Saddles was on the Turner Classic Movies. The editor,
yes man and the guy that set up the movie.
I don't know, we'll have to go into it if
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you knew of that.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Of course, they wanted Richard Pryor to play the sheriff,
and he was.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
He helped write it with Mail Brooks, but then the
studio wouldn't let himcause that's when it was going. There
was drug used and they didn't know how they'd ensure him,
how expensively being he said, we'll find the right guy,
and they found Cleveland Luttle to play the sheriff.
Speaker 8 (33:55):
And same thing with the same thing with Gen. Not
Gene Hackman, but he was on another movie set. He
was doing another movie and he was like, I know,
I'll call my buddy Gen. And he called him and
he's like the first scene he did was when he
was hanging upside down off the bunk.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
And this is before Young Frankenstein the movie did that
too as well.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
How about that Man Classic, I'll talk about a movie
you can never make this year. I don't offend anybody.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Oh man, I'm amazed anyway.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
So let's get it back to it. Yeah, requests had
been from Hongo, John Alley. I remember he said about
when he said candigram from Hongo. Remember he did that.
He said the bitch was inventing the candle gram. Wow.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
All right, all right, I'm gonna let that movie lay
there here since nineteen seventy four. I'll have the reviews
that John Allie says. Let that grummy old man lose
for bit requests.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
You got it, John?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Coming up next, Good Morning Makes Shows on the radio.
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Something you'd like to hear about this time Monday through Friday.
Hit us up on the John Boebiller Facebook page, like
John Allen, here's your request, John, I flabberly flabberly flew.
Speaker 15 (35:36):
I'm old and I hate football.
Speaker 16 (35:40):
Back in my day, we didn't have any whooped tiddy two, flashy,
hyped up Super Bowl nonsense. We had our own big
football game. Every year. We'd round up all the half wits,
knit wits and inbred mouth breathers and hurt them into
the pasture. Then we taught that family a side show
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odd balls next door till they come out to play
and they always won because the elephant boy could kick
the hell out of the field goals with his gigantic,
freakish foot, And every time you'd get tackled, the lobster
boy would flip flop his way onto the field and
claip onto your private pots with his fleshy claws, and
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he'd laugh in your face through his little green baked
bean teeth, and that night you'd have nightmare so bad
you'd throw up your own spine and lay there in
a big pile like a big human pudding, sobbing like
a baby. Hey, look at me. I got my ass
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kicked by side show freaks. If the lobster boy doesn't
squash my giblets, maybe I'll get a date with a
fat lady. And then in the middle of the night,
when I turn into a puddle of Bai's pimply cream corn,
maybe she'll eat me and put.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Me out of my misery.
Speaker 16 (37:02):
Jigglely wigglly d it's a wonderful life. That's how we rolled.
And we didn't have no scientifically engineered, NFL approved, audiographed
pure pigskin football, so we'd use old wabbles, our legless docs.
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And he was better than a ball, because if you
kicked him into the tall weeds, he'd bark his full
head off till you found him. We didn't need no
ergonomically designed safety conscious protective gear. We'd wrap ourselves in
rusty old barn tin and weld road signs to our heads,
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and if the welding didn't set us on fire every
time we moved, we'd slice ourselves to ribbons on the
jagged tin. Then we'd get lockjaw and starved at death
while we slowly went mad. Hey, look at me, I'm
a drooling, crazy hac tin man. Somebody sewed me back
together so I could take the game ball out for
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a drag clinkingy clankingy clunkingy pooh, I'm a dumb jack
ass just like you.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
That's the way it was, and.
Speaker 16 (38:18):
We liked it, and there weren't no overproduced, celebrity filled
halftime extravay ganzas.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
If we wanted entertainment, we'd slip.
Speaker 16 (38:29):
Looney old uncle Tug a girly magazine, and while he
was out behind the bond getting all horned up, we'd
raid his still.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Then we'd get the freaks all lick it up and
put on some music.
Speaker 16 (38:43):
And they'd all start dancing around like an episode of
American band Stand from the bizarro world.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
And the only wardrobe malfunction was when Uncle Tug would.
Speaker 16 (38:53):
Come running out buck naked and whatever freak he could
catch he drag back into the bond and make wild
monkey whoopee with him. Hey, look at me, I'm a
deranged down home Dick Clark and I'm pipping out my
crazy uncle to the circus folk.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Meet my new aunt, the five boobied girl. I can't
wait for the family reunion. Free hot dogs, bitches. And
we liked it, We loved it.
Speaker 16 (39:25):
I hate football zippo flippery piddly, I don't even know
what that means.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
And oh I got the big shone the radio you
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like this been for John moorebilly album, little rounded out keyword,
white house when you hit the bed box at the
Big Show dot com?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah, yeah, wasn't too long ago. How boys, Washington, DC,
the Nation's capital. Inside the belt Loop?
Speaker 11 (40:22):
I think you mean inside the belt Way.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
You weren't with me and Jackie in the hot tub.
Speaker 11 (40:30):
Let's bring Jeff Pillars in to read from his dory
on our latest Big Show trip.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Charlotte twelve forty five PM.
Speaker 16 (40:39):
Arrive at the aviation for one pm takeoff. Surprise to
see John Boy pacing in front of the terminal, screaming
about us being late. Randy points out that Johnny has
not yet set his watch back. Stupid, This is going
to be a long trip. Twelve fifty Randy hands out
suit bags containing our uniforms. Johnny hands his back to me,
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saying his hands are full. Twelve fifty one PM Johnny
heads for the plane, an umbrella in one hand, a
sandwich in the other. Twelve fifty five make the biggest
mistake of the trip by trying to set in the
bathroom seat on the plane.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Not good.
Speaker 16 (41:14):
Either this is a smaller plane than last time, or
my booty is bare. Probably the latter had to suffer
the indignity of Marty laughing at him. One six pm
land in Washington, get hustled by John boyanto carrying his
bag again.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Two one pm.
Speaker 16 (41:31):
Arrive at the hotel Bellman gets hustled into carrying Johnny's bags.
I get hustled into tipping him.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Three pm.
Speaker 16 (41:40):
Crew meets in hotel lounge to discuss the show. Jackie
bonds with some of her peeps over here okay, you
know and who the baby daddy is.
Speaker 7 (41:54):
Three h nine pm.
Speaker 16 (41:55):
Everyone orders appetizers except John boy He says he's not hungry,
but for seeds to go from plate to plate for
just a taste for a right point three twenty seven pm,
the crew decides to order dinner since they didn't get
to eat their appetizers. John Boyd takes a pass, saying
he's full. Dinner comes see appetizer scenario. Three thirty seven pm.
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Accidentally gets seated next to Rayford, who begins his brown
liquor reminiscing about his days in Washington. Five thirty pm.
Interrupt Rayford to go to the bathroom. Five point thirty
two pm. Come back to find someone else in my seat.
Rayford is still talking. Take the chance to make my getaway.
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Five forty five pm. Decide to go to the hotel
hot tub. Find Johnny in his boxer shorts bobbing in
the bubbles. Then I noticed the hot tub is not on.
Go back to room, order dinner and go to bed.
Wednesday morning, five point fifteen. Arrive in lobby to leave
for the White House. Find Johnny angrily pacing in the lobby,
(42:59):
yelling about everyone being late. Finally, Randy resets Johnny's watch
for him. Stupid Randy. Five eighteen am get security an
unlocked bar so Rayford can go along. Have to force
him to cut his conversation short with that bust of Napoleon.
Nineteen Rayford picks up where he left off with Napoleon
(43:19):
with the limo driver. I get hustled into carrying Johnny's
bag again. Five point twenty two. Arrive at the front
gate of the White House. Marty's underwire man's ear sets
off the metal detect Now I get to laugh at him.
Cruse submits to strip search Billy's and everyone knew Billy
had a tattoo of Marvin the Martian, but did not
realize he had it there. Six am show begins. Randy
(43:43):
reminds us that if we ruin this for him, he's
going to kill us all. Seven point fifteen Jackie hooks
up with Condoleeza Rice over here, okay, and you must
be talking about Clinton. Ten am show ends. Johnny takes
all the credit. I get to carry his bag against it.
Ten forty five Am take the White House tour. Tour
(44:05):
guide tells us he's a member of the Secret Service.
Everyone wonders how bad he had to screw up to
get busted down to tour dude, praying nothing bad happens
with him in charge. Ten fifty four am, John Boy
cockily asked the tour guide if they used to use
candles in the chandeliers before they had electricity. I actually
think I heard a pin drop. Eleven twenty am. Pack
(44:29):
up and head back to the hotel. Crew has to
help lug heavy broadcasting equipment back to the van. Johnny
helps carries umbrella and sandwich. Eleven thirty Get back to
the hotel, run to room. Marty carries Johnny's bag. This time,
Rayford strikes up conversation with the concierge. Hour and a
(44:50):
half later, one pm. Rayford is still talking, but the
concierge has left. Getting the limo to leave for the airport.
We can tell Johnny's watch is fixed.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
He's late.
Speaker 16 (45:01):
Two fifteen. Get back on the plane. Make Barry sit
on toilet seat. He has plenty of room.
Speaker 7 (45:08):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Three thirty Get back to Charlotte.
Speaker 16 (45:12):
Get stuck carrying Johnny's bag, button, tag it in the
terminal and put it on another plane. Shut off cell
phone and speed home. Four thirty, get home and immediately
read the one ads see opening for Baggage Handler, Cry,
go to bed, have nightmare about Billy's tattoo.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
It was magical.
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