June 4, 2024 • 39 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll check Randy’s voicemail about his brother dog sitting for him.. - Tater has the What to Watch rundown.. - We’ll learn the 10 things women never say.. - Our Poet Laureate, Col. Bruster has an Ode to Pollen.. - Hoyt and the Junior Nation Band scrub off a tribute to Caitlyn Jenner.. - Rev. Billy Ray is getting ready for Summer Bible School - and before we call it a day - we’ll get an update on Gary Busey’s Family Reunion..
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Rolling through your Tuesday, June fourth, twenty four. Today's feature
track from the Big Show pitbox The.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Diary of Gary Busey, The Abucy.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Family Reunion cheris Riggie Words Abuse, a reunion hit Myself.
Over ten thousand tracks jews from nine to nine cents
each fifteen tracks is just nine to nine.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
And nine.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
And you play got on their contest button while you're there.
You can't get there, we'll call you. You'd like to
play beat the blog. Let's meet our contestant, Ah, the
Pride of Gilmour, Texas.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You all know h man. Ricky, Oh got a I E.
Let's see what we got Ricky? Yeah, there you are?
All right, buddy. I thought you might have been a girl.
But then I say, Jackie didn't use the little hearts
over the eyes. That's a little trick we've learned over.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
They're gonna wear you out at the office later, ain't they.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Ricky Recky? You know what we do.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
We asked Tyer some questions. You agree or disagree, Get
too right before too wrong. You've got the big old
prize pack.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
There she is sitting right over here a Ricky, like
Lucy r s.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Tight.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
When does a cowboy call his horse a bronco?
Speaker 6 (01:52):
I think when they're alone together, happy bronco, When the
horse hasn't been broken yet.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
When the horse has not been broken yet, Ricky, agree
or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You disagree with that?
Speaker 7 (02:15):
Who?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
That is the truth? Before the horse has been broken
or tamed. You got yourself a bronco, got yourself a
buzzer by there, Ricky than you from Texas at.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
All?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Well here we go, Tyter.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You've just arrived in Japan Hu and you head right
for the kabuki?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
What's happening there?
Speaker 8 (02:46):
The longest pea of my life?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
How long that flight is?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, we can't wait, tugging It was thirteen hours.
Speaker 8 (02:53):
First place you went.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well, they do have bathrooms on the plane. Yeah, but
there's an awful lot of people on the plane. So
well you had to pay when you Japan.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Kabooki is the mall you're gonna go shopping?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh, you're gonna go shopping, is what Tater says. Ricky.
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
And that's the thing to do.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, that's to see a play it's a world famous theater. Yes,
you should look into it. What it is in Japan?
All right, Well, here we go, gonna win it or
lose it. With our final question, Taylor, let's go over
to Morocco.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
See how you do in there.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Well, you don't know if I've been or not?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Do you have you been?
Speaker 8 (03:40):
Well, now you know I've seen a thing or two.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
All right, Well picture this. Okay, you're in Morocco.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
A man walks up to a woman and breaks a
raw egg on her forehead, so you can be pretty
sure that she is just about to do something.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
What is that cut a man? No, she just got proposed.
She's getting married.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Wow, that was a proproposal.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's a proposally old raw egg on the forehead. Ricky,
do you agree or disagreed?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
That sounds logical, So you're agreed? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Can you imagine doing that to one of Jackie people?
That's free.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
Man, Western culture.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Man.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
We've got like whole families involved destinations.
Speaker 8 (04:44):
She just gets hitting the head with an egg and
it was like.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
There was a chicken egg by the way. Okay, so.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
I gotta what an ostar Jake.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Congratulations, Ricky, you got the big old Redmax Prize back
head down to Gilmore for you.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Alrightie, Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Of course you can.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I won't give a shout out to all the East
Texas missions around Tyler, Texas to give the radio station
over a shout out and tell me any to get
you back on the air there, Passy.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Rock ninety sixty one, all right, so ninety six one, y'all,
All y'all holler at them all right, good man, glad
do you keeping up with it's riggy? Yeah, because usually
those radio stations are real responsive to that kind of thing,
so yeah, yeah, what the heck?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
All right, buddy, hang on, rick about watim of the
hour and top of your news.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Right on the other side with think about Tom Capsule.
With this June fourth, they will go jump in the playhouse,
big out, jumping out there.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 9 (06:45):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
Jewel of Denial. Our story opens Phil Silverwood is having
a rather quiet Friday evening at Silverwood Jewelers in the
Brushywood Fashion Mall.
Speaker 10 (07:03):
Oh good evening, folks. Welcome to silver wood.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
How the chief names JR. Feasley, Of course it is.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
And who's this lovely creature? I'mor Sadi, of course you are,
which is a little taste of the jaguar.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I see me.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
How can I help you find folks this evening?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
My little filly if needs a new bridle?
Speaker 10 (07:23):
Come again?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
We need to look at a top notch diamond necklace.
A diamond necklace. Oh, pooky, you don't have to do this,
doing it cause I have to doing it cause I
won't to you.
Speaker 10 (07:39):
How about some matching earplug? Sir?
Speaker 11 (07:41):
Ah, yes, she's a definite keeper. Now then our dream
Catcher collection is right over here.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
That wood show is nice.
Speaker 12 (07:48):
And look at that one old one of those.
Speaker 10 (07:51):
Run like crazy from twenty five hundred to five thousand, Sir.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Got anything a little bigger? She like big stuff?
Speaker 10 (08:02):
Ah, yes, very subtle, don't they all? Well played? Sir?
Speaker 11 (08:06):
Well, there's our Regent collection, but it's quite a bit
more expensive.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
And a reader.
Speaker 10 (08:13):
Congratulations, sir, that's the biggest time.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
How much for the begum the Victoria?
Speaker 10 (08:24):
Well that suys for forty thousand, most expensive item in
the Star.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Then that's the one we need, honey, that's forty thousand.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You let me worry about the rabbit up slick.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
Ah, very good, sir. Are you a member of the
Regent Club?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Not that I know of.
Speaker 10 (08:39):
Well, then I need to get some information from you first.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Hey, I ain't got time to fill out a bunch
of paperwork. Let me just write your check.
Speaker 11 (08:45):
Oh check, sorry, text, I'm afraid not if you're not
a previous customer, we can't accept a personal check for
I'm out that line.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
All right, I'll tell you what I'm alright. You the check,
You hold it till Monday and call him back to
make sure it's good.
Speaker 11 (08:58):
Well, you do understand I can't let you take the
ring until I verify the fun no sweat.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
You just lock a necklace up in the safe. I'll
come back Monday afternoon pick it up, say two o'clock,
two o'clock. It's a date there, sweet cheeks. That thing
is going to look good on.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
You, and so I'm gonna look good on you.
Speaker 10 (09:15):
Ah, the penicillin charming girl. You're a lucky man, sir.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
See your Monday porn deckster Monday afternoon, shortly after two
pm afternoon, bass hous and hanging Poindexter well, look who's
back BROKEI bigbroker person.
Speaker 11 (09:34):
You know, pal, you've got a lot of nerve. I
called the bank this morning about that check and there's
not a nickel in that account.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Don't tell if you think you're leaving here.
Speaker 10 (09:41):
With that ring, you're out of your mind.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I didn't come in here for the ring.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I just came by to say thing, thanks, thanks for
what for the greatest weekend of my life.
Speaker 9 (09:54):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 10 (09:57):
I bet you fall for that twice? Do you have
that Tramps number?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Do you know it again?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Next time?
Speaker 13 (10:02):
Over here?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
The crusty old lady at Chick fil I say, hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar. John Boy and Billy,
what you.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things
I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Morning Radio, done right, Good morning. That's a big show
(10:58):
on the radio.
Speaker 14 (11:00):
All right, action, Hello friends, you're old help Birdbourne here
and welcome to another sphincter puckering episode of John Boy
and Billy Playhouse. This week getting hitched as our story opens,
Ricky b Sharp and his lovely wife Lucy are waiting
for a wedding ceremony to begin.
Speaker 8 (11:21):
Bad.
Speaker 12 (11:22):
Look at this crowd, you'd think Killer Base was.
Speaker 8 (11:25):
Here or something.
Speaker 14 (11:27):
Well, Lucy, it ain't every day that mister runtapped Populus's
only daughter gets hitched.
Speaker 12 (11:33):
Taking a good look at her, I can't believe anyone
would bury her.
Speaker 14 (11:37):
Yeah, I see what you mean. From a nick down,
she's like Pamela Anderson. From a neck up, she's Louis Anderson.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
Uh.
Speaker 12 (11:46):
And look at him. This guy looks like one of
the dang Chippindalees. It's gotta be for the buddy. It's
gotta Lucy, Buddy, Buddy, buddy.
Speaker 14 (11:58):
You can't possibly understand. And the romantic piccadillos of today's
young people.
Speaker 10 (12:02):
I mean, look at us.
Speaker 14 (12:04):
Your daddy tried to talk you out of marrying me.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Said I was a loser, said I never minded.
Speaker 14 (12:09):
Anything, said it was the biggest mistake of your life.
And here I am today, Dophins most beloved fast food mascot.
Speaker 12 (12:17):
Daddy was a real nostronomus?
Speaker 14 (12:19):
Was it a another little t he from miss heath.
Speaker 12 (12:22):
Hall Lord look at him like like mismatched salt pepper shakers.
I like, what the world can he seeing her?
Speaker 10 (12:32):
Are you serious, Lucy?
Speaker 14 (12:34):
Look at that rack? What Norstrom wishes they had a
rack like that man that fought and died for access
to wam digitus mammalia ding dongs like that caliber?
Speaker 8 (12:45):
Really?
Speaker 12 (12:46):
Yeah, well, mark my words, he's gonna put a bag
on her head, okay, and use her for that smoking
hot body, and then he's going to take her buddy
and vamous.
Speaker 14 (12:57):
Wait to see the future, miss Cleo. Truth is, mister
runtapped populist has already prepared for any future Shenanigans.
Speaker 8 (13:06):
Lackwood.
Speaker 14 (13:06):
Well, for one thing. The day they got engaged, he
made sign one of them, which you call pre nips.
Speaker 12 (13:12):
You made pre nups.
Speaker 14 (13:13):
Nope, pre nips. He had to sign up before he
could have Adam. Right on cue, We hope to enjoyed.
John Boy and Billy Playhouse here comes abroad. Notice them
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Caitlin Jenner. Bit box ninety nine cents. Y'all have had it.
Daddy needs a new pair of brake shoes. The hoy
here we go, Let's go girls.
Speaker 16 (17:06):
Wait yall that girl, Well, it doesn't even matter. Just
follow me. She's going out tonight, feeling alright, Gonna have
a little fun, lighting and thunder. Finally out from under.
She's done with the Kardashi Big transition. Kate Len's on
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a mission, Bruce except the Lost and Fine brand New
said of boobies, shooby dooby doobi, She's gonna take them.
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On the time.
Speaker 16 (17:48):
The best thing about being and a woman is getting
g all the attention you can hand up. Oh hole ho,
she's totally crazy, kind of leave man's shirt, short stirts,
Oh hole home. She's on a bender. Change in up
(18:08):
for gender hope. She's out of the bread lines, back
in the headlines.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Girl brain, dude.
Speaker 13 (18:16):
Parts ho ho home, totally free to feel the way
she feels.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
But man, she still ain't a woman.
Speaker 13 (18:34):
Things are going awesome.
Speaker 16 (18:36):
She's about to blossom her and like an alley cab.
Speaker 17 (18:42):
It's a little.
Speaker 16 (18:43):
Messy, but she just want to spi All of y'all
can suck on flat. The best thing about been a woman.
Speaker 13 (18:54):
You'll only have to get the surgery if you want to.
Speaker 16 (19:00):
What kind of a weirdo gets rid of their beard,
old girl, brain dude parts.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 13 (19:07):
She's on the bender change in up for gender.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Oh ho ho, she's out of the bread lines, back
in the headlines.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
What do you know?
Speaker 13 (19:18):
Got a new show? Oh lord, No, she's totally free
to feel the way she feels. And man, she feels
like a woman.
Speaker 16 (19:34):
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up piggot Bruce Jenner's boobies.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
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boys and knowing about Bruce Jenner, Yes after his Olympics. Okay, ai, y'all,
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you told free line.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
We'll get a couple of contestants in play. Next.
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Speaker 1 (20:57):
Clay got on their contest button. You won't play game,
can't get through, We'll call you. I had everybody's head
about the bad A wordy word, not a worthy word.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Let's meet their contestants. We got Jimmy from Altus, Oklahoma.
Good morning, Jimmy, good morning, Thank you doing.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Welcome body, very.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Good, he say, we got We got Tyler out of Gastonia,
North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Good morning, Tyler.
Speaker 16 (21:25):
Hello, you need it?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I got you. Then, Tyler, all right, so we'll put
you with a Gastonian on your team.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That would be our Taters since Randy's not playing anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Oh, Jimmy, it'll be me and you.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Okay, so uh, let's see what we can do for
the first thirty seconds, and Tyler, you relax.
Speaker 15 (21:49):
Me and Jimmy all right, well, oh well what that
was pretty tough? All right, Jimmy you ready?
Speaker 8 (22:05):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Uh start the clock now. When you're adding something, you
put this little sign. Yes, uh huh, oh, I love you.
Let's go down the aisle and you will.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Blank me on the wedding Yes, Mary, okay, Uh, you're
the doctor. I'm the.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Uh huh all right, you can die from this like
over blank when it's real cold, like they say you
die from this.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
It's like frost, you know, because you're a uh no,
it's over. It's a heart.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Jimmy, put a three on the board. You worked with
what I gave you. Let's see what Tyler and Taylor
can do.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Round one.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Tyler's hot flashing under her turn. Tyler, are you ready ready.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
And me go?
Speaker 8 (23:01):
You've had this?
Speaker 6 (23:01):
You've been blank to the cold or like with film
back in the day, you would have they would call uh.
Speaker 8 (23:10):
Uh exposure. We're moving on. Okay, an area blank?
Speaker 6 (23:15):
You put it on your floor, an area blank. It's
not carpet, yes, blank. Upon a time it starts a story. Oh,
this is another name for like when you feel nauseous.
It's another name for that I feel very Uh it's
another word. It's not.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
All right.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Well we have stepped the words up here, a worded
word for a little that.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Okay, So, uh, Jimmy, we got a one sitting there,
so it's four to two. Jimmy over Tyler and let's
get in around two. Hi, Jimmy, are you ready? Yes,
we're picking up on that last one. Go you feel
(24:00):
this in your stomach maybe when you go on a ride. Yes, Uh,
you go to school to.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Get an education.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
A parent has to sign this for their kid a
blank form. Are you going somewhere? No, it's another like
I give my blank. Say it's okay, you have my blank?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Know another word? You're getting close. It's a tough I say, yes, no,
another one. I told you they getting tough.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
Owners.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Let's say what we did.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Put a two on the four of six for Jimmy.
So Tyler and Taylor four will tie, five will win. Okay, Tyler,
Tyler picking up on that last one, go.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
We're two adults. Hey, the opposite is smooth the sir, Yes,
you need to Uh. This means have faith and blank
means you looking forward to it. You feel good about
the future. You have blank in your heart?
Speaker 8 (25:12):
Oh yes, yes, oh all right, you go to the voting.
What the voting?
Speaker 6 (25:17):
Yeap?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yes, Tyler.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
Hey take blank means you know blank bears They were
the first words.
Speaker 10 (25:25):
Hey, hey, no, it is.
Speaker 8 (25:34):
Wait to come back, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I'd like to point out the Catholic avoided faith, hope,
and charity about all right, boys, So we go for
an extra fifteen seconds. All right, So Jimmy, let's say
what we're gonna do in the extra fifteen.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
You got fifteen up there, Randy. Yeah, that's gonna go
by quick. All right, Jimmy, are you anybody okay? Starting
the clock now? I blank for you.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I take blank. I'll see you take blank. The word
blank bears you buy him? I blank, I don't blank.
Do whatever you want to.
Speaker 8 (26:25):
Oh, I wish I could fill in those blanks.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
That's what I do in my head. I'm getting ready to.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Chero Tyler and Taylor picking up on that last one.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Ready, go?
Speaker 12 (26:38):
Oh you might send a blank package to a soldier
there it is.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Yes, for the way, Jimmy, so Nor Carolina and Oklahoma
got beaten by two Gastonians. Yes, Jammie, I have a
(27:09):
great rest of your day. Were in Altus, Oklahoma? Buddy,
you can try again, all right.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Jimmy, shut out real quick?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Hey, you shout out to all my forsaken few brothers
and my beautiful wife Carol.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
There go, Jimmy, appreciate you and yours listening to the
big show that buddy. Y'all holler care at Jimmy Tyler,
you hang on, get your big old mount Olive pickle
prize bag before you win.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
All right, guests on your rocks.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Oh so go ahead out to all our.
Speaker 16 (27:40):
First responders in the military out there, go home safely
to your families.
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and lock the door behind you, honey, because the kids
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And now the Diary of Gary Busey.
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Do your diary. This is Gary Beaucy well Diary. It
has been one hillatious couple of days. I did something
I had done in twenty years and swore i'd never
do again. They say, what don't kill you only makes
you stronger, Well, diary, If that's true, I am indestructible.
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Yes, Diary.
Speaker 17 (33:57):
I ventured into the belly of the beast, into the
heart of darkness, to face my most gut not in fears,
I traveled all the way to Tulsa to attend the
annual Baucy family reunion. Yeah, it was as terrifying as
it sounds.
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Kim folk, Kim folk.
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Won't to win again, folk, Hey, fool, you fool your
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Cousin, Humper n Tumper, get you up and go.
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Yeah.
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I have been to Abusy reunion in many, many years.
Last one I went to. I got into a burn
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hard drinking cousin short fusee abuses. That fight would still
be raging if it wasn't for my uncle. He was
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a peace negotiator for the UN old truce Abusy. I
figured enough time had passed and it a safety go
go on back again, man, I instantly regretted it. My
family is one hundred percent nerve racking. Picturesque Galered Sartaine
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picnic Park and outdoor paintball World was jam packed with
Bausis from all over the damn planet. It was lazy
eyes and big ass teeth as far as you could see.
The first one I run into was my moist talking
uncle Juicy Abausy.
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Five minutes of.
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His close talking spray and I felt like I'd been
on the log flumet.
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Not very far Diary.
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I usually only go to these things for the food.
Best tater salad on the planet, the Beausy secret recipe
guaranteed to go right to your hips, courtesy of my
big old aunt kaboos Abusey. She'd been eating all her
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life and it showed Diary. Same goals for her son,
Moosey Beausey, five hundred pound tight end. Not bad for
a freshman in high school.
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You know his daddy.
Speaker 17 (36:17):
He ain't never seen one of his games on account
of he got a spastic colon. Poor old drop of Deuicybausey.
Every family got a sex fiend in the woodpile, and
ours is my second cousin, Lucy Beaucy. She had her
fifth young and with some American Indian big shot at
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one of the reservation casinos. She named the baby Papoosybusy.
It must be in the blood because her older brother,
so Doocey Beaucy, got hitched to some seven foot tall
African gal. Her name is Watusi Beaucy, but in her
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native language it's album Junior. I hate too admitted, But
it was fun catching up with some of my shirttail kinfolk.
My great uncle with two wooden legs, Sprucy Beaucy, my
loopie second cousin who likes sneaking up on folks and
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grabbing their butts. Goosey Beaucy, his boy, the last hangman
in the United States, Noosey Beaucy and the family loser
Lame Excusey Beaucy, My little niece, the olbino. Her skin
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is so pale you can see right through it. But
little trans Lucy Beaucy is still It's still cute as.
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A bud.
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I reckon.
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Other than me being in attendance. The big news of
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reality show. We're all proud of the gay Interior Decorator
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I gotta get to rambling crazy. Frankie and Me are
going to help Meg Ryan decide what to do with
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And you play got on their contest button while you're there.
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play beat the blog. Let's meet our contestant, Ah, the
Pride of Gilmour, Texas.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You all know h man. Ricky, Oh got a I E.
Let's see what we got Ricky? Yeah, there you are?
All right, buddy. I thought you might have been a girl.
But then I say, Jackie didn't use the little hearts
over the eyes. That's a little trick we've learned over.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
They're gonna wear you out at the office later, ain't they.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Ricky Recky? You know what we do.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
We asked Tyer some questions. You agree or disagree, Get
too right before too wrong. You've got the big old
prize pack.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
There she is sitting right over here a Ricky, like
Lucy r s.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Tight.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
When does a cowboy call his horse a bronco?
Speaker 6 (01:52):
I think when they're alone together, happy bronco, When the
horse hasn't been broken yet.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
When the horse has not been broken yet, Ricky, agree
or disagree?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You disagree with that?
Speaker 7 (02:15):
Who?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
That is the truth? Before the horse has been broken
or tamed. You got yourself a bronco, got yourself a
buzzer by there, Ricky than you from Texas at.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
All?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Well here we go, Tyter.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You've just arrived in Japan Hu and you head right
for the kabuki?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
What's happening there?
Speaker 8 (02:46):
The longest pea of my life?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
How long that flight is?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, we can't wait, tugging It was thirteen hours.
Speaker 8 (02:53):
First place you went.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well, they do have bathrooms on the plane. Yeah, but
there's an awful lot of people on the plane. So
well you had to pay when you Japan.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Kabooki is the mall you're gonna go shopping?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh, you're gonna go shopping, is what Tater says. Ricky.
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
And that's the thing to do.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, that's to see a play it's a world famous theater. Yes,
you should look into it. What it is in Japan?
All right, Well, here we go, gonna win it or
lose it. With our final question, Taylor, let's go over
to Morocco.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
See how you do in there.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
Well, you don't know if I've been or not?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Do you have you been?
Speaker 8 (03:40):
Well, now you know I've seen a thing or two.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
All right, Well picture this. Okay, you're in Morocco.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
A man walks up to a woman and breaks a
raw egg on her forehead, so you can be pretty
sure that she is just about to do something.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
What is that cut a man? No, she just got proposed.
She's getting married.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Wow, that was a proproposal.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
That's a proposally old raw egg on the forehead. Ricky,
do you agree or disagreed?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
That sounds logical, So you're agreed? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Can you imagine doing that to one of Jackie people?
That's free.
Speaker 8 (04:39):
Man, Western culture.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Man.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
We've got like whole families involved destinations.
Speaker 8 (04:44):
She just gets hitting the head with an egg and
it was like.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
There was a chicken egg by the way. Okay, so.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
I gotta what an ostar Jake.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Congratulations, Ricky, you got the big old Redmax Prize back
head down to Gilmore for you.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Alrightie, Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Of course you can.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I won't give a shout out to all the East
Texas missions around Tyler, Texas to give the radio station
over a shout out and tell me any to get
you back on the air there, Passy.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Rock ninety sixty one, all right, so ninety six one, y'all,
All y'all holler at them all right, good man, glad
do you keeping up with it's riggy? Yeah, because usually
those radio stations are real responsive to that kind of thing,
so yeah, yeah, what the heck?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
All right, buddy, hang on, rick about watim of the
hour and top of your news.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Right on the other side with think about Tom Capsule.
With this June fourth, they will go jump in the playhouse,
big out, jumping out there.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
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Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
Jewel of Denial. Our story opens Phil Silverwood is having
a rather quiet Friday evening at Silverwood Jewelers in the
Brushywood Fashion Mall.
Speaker 10 (07:03):
Oh good evening, folks. Welcome to silver wood.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
How the chief names JR. Feasley, Of course it is.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
And who's this lovely creature? I'mor Sadi, of course you are,
which is a little taste of the jaguar.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I see me.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
How can I help you find folks this evening?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
My little filly if needs a new bridle?
Speaker 10 (07:23):
Come again?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
We need to look at a top notch diamond necklace.
A diamond necklace. Oh, pooky, you don't have to do this,
doing it cause I have to doing it cause I
won't to you.
Speaker 10 (07:39):
How about some matching earplug? Sir?
Speaker 11 (07:41):
Ah, yes, she's a definite keeper. Now then our dream
Catcher collection is right over here.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
That wood show is nice.
Speaker 12 (07:48):
And look at that one old one of those.
Speaker 10 (07:51):
Run like crazy from twenty five hundred to five thousand, Sir.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Got anything a little bigger? She like big stuff?
Speaker 10 (08:02):
Ah, yes, very subtle, don't they all? Well played? Sir?
Speaker 11 (08:06):
Well, there's our Regent collection, but it's quite a bit
more expensive.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
And a reader.
Speaker 10 (08:13):
Congratulations, sir, that's the biggest time.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
How much for the begum the Victoria?
Speaker 10 (08:24):
Well that suys for forty thousand, most expensive item in
the Star.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Then that's the one we need, honey, that's forty thousand.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You let me worry about the rabbit up slick.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
Ah, very good, sir. Are you a member of the
Regent Club?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Not that I know of.
Speaker 10 (08:39):
Well, then I need to get some information from you first.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Hey, I ain't got time to fill out a bunch
of paperwork. Let me just write your check.
Speaker 11 (08:45):
Oh check, sorry, text, I'm afraid not if you're not
a previous customer, we can't accept a personal check for
I'm out that line.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
All right, I'll tell you what I'm alright. You the check,
You hold it till Monday and call him back to
make sure it's good.
Speaker 11 (08:58):
Well, you do understand I can't let you take the
ring until I verify the fun no sweat.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
You just lock a necklace up in the safe. I'll
come back Monday afternoon pick it up, say two o'clock,
two o'clock. It's a date there, sweet cheeks. That thing
is going to look good on.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
You, and so I'm gonna look good on you.
Speaker 10 (09:15):
Ah, the penicillin charming girl. You're a lucky man, sir.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
See your Monday porn deckster Monday afternoon, shortly after two
pm afternoon, bass hous and hanging Poindexter well, look who's
back BROKEI bigbroker person.
Speaker 11 (09:34):
You know, pal, you've got a lot of nerve. I
called the bank this morning about that check and there's
not a nickel in that account.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Don't tell if you think you're leaving here.
Speaker 10 (09:41):
With that ring, you're out of your mind.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I didn't come in here for the ring.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I just came by to say thing, thanks, thanks for
what for the greatest weekend of my life.
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We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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Next time?
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Over here?
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The crusty old lady at Chick fil I say, hey,
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Just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things
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Morning Radio, done right, Good morning. That's a big show
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on the radio.
Speaker 14 (11:00):
All right, action, Hello friends, you're old help Birdbourne here
and welcome to another sphincter puckering episode of John Boy
and Billy Playhouse. This week getting hitched as our story opens,
Ricky b Sharp and his lovely wife Lucy are waiting
for a wedding ceremony to begin.
Speaker 8 (11:21):
Bad.
Speaker 12 (11:22):
Look at this crowd, you'd think Killer Base was.
Speaker 8 (11:25):
Here or something.
Speaker 14 (11:27):
Well, Lucy, it ain't every day that mister runtapped Populus's
only daughter gets hitched.
Speaker 12 (11:33):
Taking a good look at her, I can't believe anyone
would bury her.
Speaker 14 (11:37):
Yeah, I see what you mean. From a nick down,
she's like Pamela Anderson. From a neck up, she's Louis Anderson.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
Uh.
Speaker 12 (11:46):
And look at him. This guy looks like one of
the dang Chippindalees. It's gotta be for the buddy. It's
gotta Lucy, Buddy, Buddy, buddy.
Speaker 14 (11:58):
You can't possibly understand. And the romantic piccadillos of today's
young people.
Speaker 10 (12:02):
I mean, look at us.
Speaker 14 (12:04):
Your daddy tried to talk you out of marrying me.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Said I was a loser, said I never minded.
Speaker 14 (12:09):
Anything, said it was the biggest mistake of your life.
And here I am today, Dophins most beloved fast food mascot.
Speaker 12 (12:17):
Daddy was a real nostronomus?
Speaker 14 (12:19):
Was it a another little t he from miss heath.
Speaker 12 (12:22):
Hall Lord look at him like like mismatched salt pepper shakers.
I like, what the world can he seeing her?
Speaker 10 (12:32):
Are you serious, Lucy?
Speaker 14 (12:34):
Look at that rack? What Norstrom wishes they had a
rack like that man that fought and died for access
to wam digitus mammalia ding dongs like that caliber?
Speaker 8 (12:45):
Really?
Speaker 12 (12:46):
Yeah, well, mark my words, he's gonna put a bag
on her head, okay, and use her for that smoking
hot body, and then he's going to take her buddy
and vamous.
Speaker 14 (12:57):
Wait to see the future, miss Cleo. Truth is, mister
runtapped populist has already prepared for any future Shenanigans.
Speaker 8 (13:06):
Lackwood.
Speaker 14 (13:06):
Well, for one thing. The day they got engaged, he
made sign one of them, which you call pre nips.
Speaker 12 (13:12):
You made pre nups.
Speaker 14 (13:13):
Nope, pre nips. He had to sign up before he
could have Adam. Right on cue, We hope to enjoyed.
John Boy and Billy Playhouse here comes abroad. Notice them
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The best thing about being and a woman is getting
g all the attention you can hand up. Oh hole ho,
she's totally crazy, kind of leave man's shirt, short stirts,
Oh hole home. She's on a bender. Change in up
(18:08):
for gender hope. She's out of the bread lines, back
in the headlines.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Girl brain, dude.
Speaker 13 (18:16):
Parts ho ho home, totally free to feel the way
she feels.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
But man, she still ain't a woman.
Speaker 13 (18:34):
Things are going awesome.
Speaker 16 (18:36):
She's about to blossom her and like an alley cab.
Speaker 17 (18:42):
It's a little.
Speaker 16 (18:43):
Messy, but she just want to spi All of y'all
can suck on flat. The best thing about been a woman.
Speaker 13 (18:54):
You'll only have to get the surgery if you want to.
Speaker 16 (19:00):
What kind of a weirdo gets rid of their beard,
old girl, brain dude parts.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 13 (19:07):
She's on the bender change in up for gender.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Oh ho ho, she's out of the bread lines, back
in the headlines.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
What do you know?
Speaker 13 (19:18):
Got a new show? Oh lord, No, she's totally free
to feel the way she feels. And man, she feels
like a woman.
Speaker 16 (19:34):
This story about to wear me out. It's already made
me do two things I thought I would never do
in my entire life. Number one a cover version of
a Shanaia Twain song, and number two, trying to sneak
up piggot Bruce Jenner's boobies.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Can't and town about this all he was annointing the
boys and knowing about Bruce Jenner, Yes after his Olympics. Okay, ai, y'all,
let's play some morty word one eight hundred Big Show
you told free line.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
We'll get a couple of contestants in play. Next.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Good Morning, It's a big Show on the radio. Runner
to your Tuesday feature track, Wing The Big Show, Big
Box and Diary of Gary Bucy pu See Family Reunion
Surgery Worthy. Thank you Old John Boy, Billy Me hear
the Big Box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Clay got on their contest button. You won't play game,
can't get through, We'll call you. I had everybody's head
about the bad A wordy word, not a worthy word.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Let's meet their contestants. We got Jimmy from Altus, Oklahoma.
Good morning, Jimmy, good morning, Thank you doing.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Welcome body, very.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Good, he say, we got We got Tyler out of Gastonia,
North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Good morning, Tyler.
Speaker 16 (21:25):
Hello, you need it?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I got you. Then, Tyler, all right, so we'll put
you with a Gastonian on your team.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That would be our Taters since Randy's not playing anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Oh, Jimmy, it'll be me and you.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Okay, so uh, let's see what we can do for
the first thirty seconds, and Tyler, you relax.
Speaker 15 (21:49):
Me and Jimmy all right, well, oh well what that
was pretty tough? All right, Jimmy you ready?
Speaker 8 (22:05):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Uh start the clock now. When you're adding something, you
put this little sign. Yes, uh huh, oh, I love you.
Let's go down the aisle and you will.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Blank me on the wedding Yes, Mary, okay, Uh, you're
the doctor. I'm the.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Uh huh all right, you can die from this like
over blank when it's real cold, like they say you
die from this.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
It's like frost, you know, because you're a uh no,
it's over. It's a heart.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Jimmy, put a three on the board. You worked with
what I gave you. Let's see what Tyler and Taylor
can do.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Round one.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Tyler's hot flashing under her turn. Tyler, are you ready ready.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
And me go?
Speaker 8 (23:01):
You've had this?
Speaker 6 (23:01):
You've been blank to the cold or like with film
back in the day, you would have they would call uh.
Speaker 8 (23:10):
Uh exposure. We're moving on. Okay, an area blank?
Speaker 6 (23:15):
You put it on your floor, an area blank. It's
not carpet, yes, blank. Upon a time it starts a story. Oh,
this is another name for like when you feel nauseous.
It's another name for that I feel very Uh it's
another word. It's not.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
All right.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Well we have stepped the words up here, a worded
word for a little that.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Okay, So, uh, Jimmy, we got a one sitting there,
so it's four to two. Jimmy over Tyler and let's
get in around two. Hi, Jimmy, are you ready? Yes,
we're picking up on that last one. Go you feel
(24:00):
this in your stomach maybe when you go on a ride. Yes, Uh,
you go to school to.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Get an education.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
A parent has to sign this for their kid a
blank form. Are you going somewhere? No, it's another like
I give my blank. Say it's okay, you have my blank?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Know another word? You're getting close. It's a tough I say, yes, no,
another one. I told you they getting tough.
Speaker 7 (24:34):
Owners.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Let's say what we did.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Put a two on the four of six for Jimmy.
So Tyler and Taylor four will tie, five will win. Okay, Tyler,
Tyler picking up on that last one, go.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
We're two adults. Hey, the opposite is smooth the sir, Yes,
you need to Uh. This means have faith and blank
means you looking forward to it. You feel good about
the future. You have blank in your heart?
Speaker 8 (25:12):
Oh yes, yes, oh all right, you go to the voting.
What the voting?
Speaker 6 (25:17):
Yeap?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yes, Tyler.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
Hey take blank means you know blank bears They were
the first words.
Speaker 10 (25:25):
Hey, hey, no, it is.
Speaker 8 (25:34):
Wait to come back, Tyler.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I'd like to point out the Catholic avoided faith, hope,
and charity about all right, boys, So we go for
an extra fifteen seconds. All right, So Jimmy, let's say
what we're gonna do in the extra fifteen.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
You got fifteen up there, Randy. Yeah, that's gonna go
by quick. All right, Jimmy, are you anybody okay? Starting
the clock now? I blank for you.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I take blank. I'll see you take blank. The word
blank bears you buy him? I blank, I don't blank.
Do whatever you want to.
Speaker 8 (26:25):
Oh, I wish I could fill in those blanks.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
That's what I do in my head. I'm getting ready to.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Chero Tyler and Taylor picking up on that last one.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Ready, go?
Speaker 12 (26:38):
Oh you might send a blank package to a soldier
there it is.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Yes, for the way, Jimmy, so Nor Carolina and Oklahoma
got beaten by two Gastonians. Yes, Jammie, I have a
(27:09):
great rest of your day. Were in Altus, Oklahoma? Buddy,
you can try again, all right.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Jimmy, shut out real quick?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Hey, you shout out to all my forsaken few brothers
and my beautiful wife Carol.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
There go, Jimmy, appreciate you and yours listening to the
big show that buddy. Y'all holler care at Jimmy Tyler,
you hang on, get your big old mount Olive pickle
prize bag before you win.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
All right, guests on your rocks.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Oh so go ahead out to all our.
Speaker 16 (27:40):
First responders in the military out there, go home safely
to your families.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Appreciate you, buddy, an hang on, good morning. Got the
big show on the radio time with a big request
for this Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Who we got here?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Is sleep like old Albert Mass out of Clarksburg, West Virginia.
Is he listens to the Big Show to the FB
y ninety.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Five to three.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
All right, and he says, hey, kids getting out of school,
how about Reverend Billy Ray's vacation Bible school?
Speaker 15 (28:11):
What do you for you?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Albert coming up? Good morning.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
It's a big show on the radio, and some of
you'd like to hear this time Monday through Friday.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Hit us up at the Big Show dot com or
I was a no John boy Billy Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Albert Moss out of Clarksburg, West Virginia, got the Big
Show on the FB y ninety five three.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
It's called Reverend Billy Boil.
Speaker 7 (29:01):
Good morning nerds, John moryn Billy, and good morning to
all our beloved friends out there in radio land. That
says a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of
Joshua Independent Photo Gospel Pennicosti Assembly just off steep Rull
twenty three on.
Speaker 16 (29:15):
The Frontage Road.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
Well, friends, it's summer's school vacation time again. Your young'uns
will get to spend some quality time with Mama and
enjoy a good old home cooked lunch followed by a
soul stirring, Bible based afternoon devotional. Oh wait, we can't
have that in no morning, America. Mama can't homeschool the
(29:39):
children the way the Lord intended. She done, got all
pants suited up at the Cato Plus and headed off
to her personhood validating career. So load up on lunchabules
and lock the door behind you, honey, because the kids
is on their own till six or seven o'clock to night.
But rest these mom the kids will be safe in
(30:02):
the arms of the modern American babysitter, a fifty four
inch high defamation fat screen TV with twelve hundred channels
of NonStop moral relativism. The girlies can learn all about
boom jobs and hair extensions from the loud mouth five
coaches of the Real Desperate Horsewives of Atlanta, and thanks
(30:25):
to that giggle bit interweb hook up your little boys
that discover X rated amusements of all kinds, and then
do a real time chat with the credit card thieves
selling counterfeit Pokemon cards on the face tube and the twipment.
Or how about this you could drop the grocery gobblers
(30:46):
off of this year's extra narrow minded edition of the
Sword of Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennecostal Vacation Bible School,
five full days of Bible based nurture and admonition designed
to put the fund back in Fundamentalist. This year's guest
headmaster is doctor kreflo Ostein from the Rod of God
(31:09):
Pennecostal Temple in hawknut Alapheimer. He'll inarculate you youngins against
the wilds of the devil in his patented no nonsense
King James only style through their heart if he can,
on the seat of their breeches if he has to.
In other words, we ain't a bit scared to mix
in a little shawl shanks with our ridem shift. A
(31:32):
full week in New Testament nurture punctuited by the occasional
Old Testament butt whooping yours for just twenty four ninety five.
Whow that's lesson you pay for a round a boattox
in you forehead at that New Day's faw Joint over
next to Tark the Sword of Joshua Vacation Bible School.
(31:53):
Just because you're going to Hell don't mean they have
to classes start up July the tenth. Space is limited.
So call our Sorda Joshua Bible School Hotline right now
at one eight hundred yes amen, or sign up on
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You know what if as you I just call us
on the phone. It's a community outreach of the Sorda
Joshua Independent Fool Gospel pennycoursu list just off State Road twenty.
Speaker 8 (32:27):
Three on the Frontige Road.
Speaker 7 (32:31):
This here is a Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding you
just time to turn so you don't burn John Boyn
Billy Yo, keep them straight up, fire, good morning.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
It's make show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
You're making that John Bowe Mill the album for Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Oh you're a good kid. You don't need a Gary
if you should track on there.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
You want this to be in theirs for keywords Bucy
Reunion right there at the Big Box at the Big
Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
And now the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 17 (33:31):
Do your diary. This is Gary Beaucy well Diary. It
has been one hillatious couple of days. I did something
I had done in twenty years and swore i'd never
do again. They say, what don't kill you only makes
you stronger, Well, diary, If that's true, I am indestructible.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yes, Diary.
Speaker 17 (33:57):
I ventured into the belly of the beast, into the
heart of darkness, to face my most gut not in fears,
I traveled all the way to Tulsa to attend the
annual Baucy family reunion. Yeah, it was as terrifying as
it sounds.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Kim folk, Kim folk.
Speaker 17 (34:17):
Won't to win again, folk, Hey, fool, you fool your
drooling in the gene pool.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Cousin, Humper n Tumper, get you up and go.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (34:28):
I have been to Abusy reunion in many, many years.
Last one I went to. I got into a burn
uncle brawl over a game of horseshoes with my hot tempered,
hard drinking cousin short fusee abuses. That fight would still
be raging if it wasn't for my uncle. He was
(34:49):
a peace negotiator for the UN old truce Abusy. I
figured enough time had passed and it a safety go
go on back again, man, I instantly regretted it. My
family is one hundred percent nerve racking. Picturesque Galered Sartaine
(35:10):
picnic Park and outdoor paintball World was jam packed with
Bausis from all over the damn planet. It was lazy
eyes and big ass teeth as far as you could see.
The first one I run into was my moist talking
uncle Juicy Abausy.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Five minutes of.
Speaker 17 (35:32):
His close talking spray and I felt like I'd been
on the log flumet.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Not very far Diary.
Speaker 17 (35:40):
I usually only go to these things for the food.
Best tater salad on the planet, the Beausy secret recipe
guaranteed to go right to your hips, courtesy of my
big old aunt kaboos Abusey. She'd been eating all her
(36:02):
life and it showed Diary. Same goals for her son,
Moosey Beausey, five hundred pound tight end. Not bad for
a freshman in high school.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
You know his daddy.
Speaker 17 (36:17):
He ain't never seen one of his games on account
of he got a spastic colon. Poor old drop of Deuicybausey.
Every family got a sex fiend in the woodpile, and
ours is my second cousin, Lucy Beaucy. She had her
fifth young and with some American Indian big shot at
(36:40):
one of the reservation casinos. She named the baby Papoosybusy.
It must be in the blood because her older brother,
so Doocey Beaucy, got hitched to some seven foot tall
African gal. Her name is Watusi Beaucy, but in her
(37:06):
native language it's album Junior. I hate too admitted, But
it was fun catching up with some of my shirttail kinfolk.
My great uncle with two wooden legs, Sprucy Beaucy, my
loopie second cousin who likes sneaking up on folks and
(37:28):
grabbing their butts. Goosey Beaucy, his boy, the last hangman
in the United States, Noosey Beaucy and the family loser
Lame Excusey Beaucy, My little niece, the olbino. Her skin
(37:48):
is so pale you can see right through it. But
little trans Lucy Beaucy is still It's still cute as.
Speaker 16 (37:57):
A bud.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I reckon.
Speaker 17 (38:01):
Other than me being in attendance. The big news of
the weekend was that my two nephews got their own
reality show. We're all proud of the gay Interior Decorator
Twins Pucy and Shart Heresybusy, Oh La La, Londie DoD
don't forget your damn manbra TV TV. Yeah yeah, well, Diary,
(38:25):
I gotta get to rambling crazy. Frankie and Me are
going to help Meg Ryan decide what to do with
all the leftover skin from her lated face in it.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Until next time. X's and o's Gary.
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