September 10, 2024 • 41 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Mr. Rhubarb makes an early appearance today.. - Tater has her list of What to Watch - Rabbi Myron Bergstein reviews the new Beetlejuice Beetlejuice movie.. - Jeff Pillars has a list of the Top 10 Things That Annoy Him.. - Terry Hanson pops in to deliver his Sports Briefs - this time he has a tip for anyone looking to land a job in sports.. - and the New iPhone 16 was announced yesterday - and Siri explains one of its lesser known features..
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Rolling
to your Tuesday morning September tenth. Tell me about a
little ri ur wave getting hands on off the couch,
ends up moving around Saint Louis with his sports breathe
going tomorrow, pac Man all things college football like that.
(00:46):
It would say, Man, I just telling every day y'all
about Gord. Y'all know Mario, you'll be listening to the
big show, my childhood buddy, Mario, Yeah, b be beat
like that. What Aaron Andrews was doing, like a interview
of stuff and then was watching the wife said, man,
I never told my wife about Mary. Remember when we
(01:07):
went to the North Carolina basketball game, took Hermie's saddler seats.
He had court side seats Carolina, You remember that. So
Aaron Andrews was there working for ESPN. She was on
the court and she did takeaway or something, and she
walked by pretty a pretty lady. Even when you get
right up on her with the skin tight pants. This
(01:29):
is before yoga pants. It was just yeah, that way
you know here and I don't know something, just the
way she walked by, And Mario said, she don't think
too much of herself. Does she and she heard him
showing him a look. I said, Maria, look, Aaron Andrews
(01:49):
noticed you. High five. Of course, the entire basketball arena
and Chapel Hill noticed him. When we went down. Was
trying to get to the floor and it was the
wrong way. Had to go back up the steps. He
made about halfway up. Just let me sit down here
for a minute. Dead, so he said, down in the walkways. Well,
you're taking time, burial, He said, you know my hot
(02:13):
doctor might be here. I said, want you you want
me to like page him? Come over here, and let's
just let me get you back up. So so anyway,
we took the freight elevator. Dale.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Now you let us know when you're ready to go.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
We'll come get you, all right, I said, good. I
hope you aren't counting on Aeron Andrews to give you
a ride about elevator from her. Yeah, that's right, Mary,
All good times, budd, Good morning, big shows on the radio.
Hang over this top ten. Let me tell you about
the prize pack you can win if you beat our blonde.
(02:49):
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(03:10):
dot com. Hang. I play for it ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
But first let's get this superwel You know, people always
ask me, why are you so angry all the time.
Aren't fat people supposed to be jolly? My answer is simple,
go to hell. You want another real reason my hackles
are always up human beings. A great man once said,
I got a lot of problems with you people, and
(03:33):
now you're gonna hear about it. I was hard pressed
a widow list list down to ten, but these are
the ones that make me grind my teeth at night.
Here are the top ten things you people do that
annoy me and everyone else. Number ten, right on Q.
You're doing a great job. That's number eleven.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Idiots.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Number ten, start a friendly conversation with the TSA agent. Really,
my flight leaves in six minutes. There's five hundred people
in line, and I'm standing here. Prairie dogging and you're
telling your new bestie the funny story about where you
bought your crocs.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Number nine. Wearing too much perfume or cologne. Hey, jackass,
that bottle is not a single serving. If I can
smell you and you're in your car and twenty miles away, newsflash,
you're wearing too much. Find another way to hide that
pot smell their ringo. Number eight starting a restaurant order
with can I get a Yes?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Of course you can, you idiot, It's on the menu.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Just tell your serverant what you want and spend the
rest of the time praying they don't spend your food.
Number seven people singing in public. Look, when I'm shopping
for store brand fish sticks, the last damn thing I
want to hear is you singing along with love to
Love You Baby.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
You remember when your family told you you're such a
good singer?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
They lie? Shut up.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Number six fat people telling you about their diet. Look,
I'm fat.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You don't hear me telling you about my keto regimen
while I'm filling my cart with pecan Sandy's.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Are you on the Adkins?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No, I'm on the key bler.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
No one's buying it, Tubby, It's called the mirror. Use
it a number five.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Talking at the movies, The fine folks in Hollywood have
gone to great lengths to make sure everything I need
to know about the story on the screen is up there.
I don't need your running commentary about how you do
it different while you're sitting there in your Denny's uniform.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Knock knock, who's there?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Shut up?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Number four?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Introducing yourself and listing your preferred pronouns.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Hey, seuss, marimba. What the hell has happened to this world? Look,
I'm delighted you've discovered your identity. He him, she heard
they them dogcat table lamps. Stupid moron. Listen you, Chris
Stickitty dill Watt. I'm sixty four. I can't remember why
I went into the other room, let alone. Keep all
your pansy pronouns straight. Here's my pronouns. Shut slash up
(06:02):
Number three. Not replacing the toilet paper roll. Yeah, okay,
I know it seems like a little thing.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
But when you.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Peel that last turn ticket off the tube, put another
one on the roller, maybe you wouldn't run out so
fast if he didn't make a big paper mitten and
wrap your hand like King Tut's mummy, just to drag
it across your funds funnel.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It's that.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
If it's that bad, change your damn diet. Put out
a new roll, dingus ps.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Number two kids running wild in public. If your kids
do this, congrats, Homer. You suck as a parent. You
want to make a million bucks? Mark it a personal
use tranquilizer, gun Man. I go out in public with
them strapped across my chest like Zapata's Bandolero, Little Junior
butt Head and Princess Beace kick me in the shins,
are screaming my face Pop Pop ninety nine.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Scott Gobblers.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
And the number one thing people do that annoys me
and everyone else.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Top ten lists. Oh no, I'm part of the problem.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Shut up, all right, hope you're writing it down. Oh yeah,
Today's play Beating the Blonde. Come on, you offer the
Big Old law Tigers, motorcycle Lawyers at ride prize pack
in that Big Show custom bike up for grabs one
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next good Tuesday morning, September The ten Big Shows on
(07:50):
the Radio. Today's feature track When the Big Show Big
Boxes a new iPhone from iphle's there's your keyword iPhone
over ten thousand drags jews from I'm nine nine cents
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Speaker 4 (08:02):
Nine and nine.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Brought you by Bank of America Robal four hundred Sunday,
October thirteenth, Shota Motors Maedway Hooter's allowed inside, but please
bring your own right now and my help, we'll play
beating the bar lets. Meet our contestant, Jim out of
(08:24):
Hot Springs, Arkansas. Good morning, Jim, how you doing? Hey?
We all good, buddy, welcome in here amongst us. Feel
like you ready to go with Marcy here? Yeah, here
we go. Right then two best for two buzzers and
you will win. But go lord Tiger's prize back.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
All right, all right, all right, So, according to a
Veteran's Administration study, if a person keeps working until he's
one hundred years old, ten years later, he'll probably be what.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Probably still waiting for his knee need to be called
at the VA office.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
Probably, bless their heart.
Speaker 9 (09:06):
They're probably still working one hundred years old, ten years later,
probably still working.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
All right, Well, Jim, agree or disagree? I disagree, And
that was he was aimed to do. Actually, I mean
he could because answer is alive. They're working. When you're
one hundred years old, ten years later, you'll be alive.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Sounds like me trying to retire.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, I like I make it what you're getting for
her in younger people. Ah right, there's a beil for you, Jim,
good work, Boddy. One more and you're gonna win. So Taylor,
let's go see. According to the popular poem poetry poetry, Yes,
Monday's child is fair of faith, Tuesday's child is full
(10:02):
of grace? What is Wednesday's child full of.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
I believe, Randy. I believe you said you were born
on a Wednesday.
Speaker 10 (10:10):
So I'll go with crap crap Randy, All right, let
me think of something else.
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Give it the poem again.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full
of grace. What is Wednesday's child full of Wednesday's.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Child is full of taste?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Full of taste? So Jim agree or disagree? I agree,
and it did rhyme. Wednesday child is full of whoa Yeah,
that's right, who rhyme?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
All do.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
As a buzz So gonna win it or lose it?
Right here? All right, tell her we're gonna go to
a true or false question. There are no hospitals or
cemeteries in Beverly Hills.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Ah true. If you die there, they just leave you
to laying there in your Mercedes.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
So I don't know why, but it's just true. It's
truly true. It's twue, it's two, it's wow. Jim, agree
or disagree? I agree when yes, all right, they're just
(11:41):
dragging to San Francisco and put them on the sidewalk
with nobody. Jim, good work, Bunny, big old prize back
head to Hot Springs, Arkansas, just for you.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Ah, thank you, cramp.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
All right, here's what we're doing, jumping out, catching you
up on your news. Ride on the other side on
Time Capsule on the September the tenth, and then playhouse
a down.
Speaker 11 (12:42):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Then is Time or Oliver?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Well?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Well, well, you know there's an old saying that some
people are dog people and some people are cat people.
I'm proud to say I'm a dog people. Meet Blue Dough,
my English bulldog. He's like a second child to me.
My wife says, I spoil him, But I don't think
(13:24):
so little rain booties isn't spoiling him.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
It's common sense.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I just think of myself as a caring, responsible pet owner,
even if it means I have to go without.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Blue Doo sleeps about fifteen hours a day. He lounges
wherever he pleases, enjoying a variety of luxurious places to sleep.
He really enjoyed the expensive memory foam bed I got him.
Judging from how much of it he ate, I'd say
it was delicious. I sleep about six hours a night
(14:02):
on a lumpy hand me down mattress next to my
lumpy hand me down wife. Oh she's been married before.
Bluto has the best veterinary care available. He goes in
once a year for a checkup or whenever the need arises.
(14:25):
Being English, his teeth are always a concern, so he
gets a visit to the doggy dentist on a regular basis.
He doesn't have insurance, so it all comes out of
his master's pocket. I only go to the doctor when
I can't stop the bleeding on my own.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
I'll let that one sink in for me. A little
sip of coffee and long.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
We go page two. Bluto eats whenever he likes. His
meals are as good a quality as his master's budget allows.
Suffice to say, he eats like a king. He even
has dishes with his name on it to get washed
after each meal to make sure his nutritional needs are met.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
I'm happy to.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Settle for a little less. I'm very content with ramen noodles.
You know, if you cut up spam in it, it's
like a red nick low mad. I'm more than happy
to take time out of my day to take Bluto
out to do his business. Afterwards, I have to clean
up after him. I spend a few minutes behind a
(15:36):
pooper scooper patrolling the brown zone. As for me, if
I run out of toilet paper, I have to hope
there's an old sock within reach, and I'm wearing one
right now.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Probably ought to wash him first.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Sometimes I have to be a stern parent and punish
Bluto when he's been bad. If he shreds the newspaper
or tears up a sofa pillow, he gets a tap
with a rolled up newspaper, and you know what, he
couldn't care mess, and it's still up to me to
clean up after him. Now, if I make a mess,
(16:17):
my wife hits me with a rolled up newspaper and
then I have to clean myself up. If I'm really bad,
she makes me spend time with her damn family. So
with all that knowledge, I started adding things up.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Let's see here.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Bluto lives in a nice neighborhood, in a house bigger
than he needs, and it's all rent free. He spends
all day sitting on his big old bulldog butt, doing
nothing to earn his keep. All his medical and living
expenses are picked up by someone he's not even related to.
He doesn't do jack squat, and all his costs are
covered by someone who goes out. It earns a living
(16:56):
every day. That's when it hit me like a ton
of ricks. Holy crap. My dog is a Democrat, but
at least he has a birth certificate.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
John Boya and Dilly.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Gonna flow that card out, go credit. There's a neighborhood,
there's ain't no residential district.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Good morning, We're yelled done right.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Mornin.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
There's a big Sean radio. There are more than low
sol Tavern, South End's best sports bar is a hangout
for Texas and Auburn alumni watch party from the Collegeackson
Panthers playing in town this Sunday. Watch anyway, bring a dog.
(18:20):
Wasn't football in there outside patio?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Uh dolls? Wel come on, just bad Jordan Dolls. Right now,
let's act.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Hello friends, you're old Burtburn here with another poems sweating
edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
Smiling Corpses. As our story opens, the county coroner gets
a visit from the.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Chief of police.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Oh hey, chief, that brings you down to this neck
of the woods in the middle of the night.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
Nice to see you, Chauncey. The boys tell me you
had a rash of smiling corpses.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Yep, not uncommon, but unusual to have three in a row.
Speaker 8 (19:00):
Can I have a look?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
First we have this one.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
He's a frenchman. Maurice Hanson, aged forty two. Cause of
death was heart and failure. Died with a smile on
his face while knocking boots with his mistress.
Speaker 8 (19:12):
Yeah, that French food will get you every time.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
That is a fact. Number two.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Meet Jack Jarvis Esquire Scottsman, died with a smile on
his face after winning ten grand in a lottery scratch ticket.
Speaker 8 (19:25):
I guess you could say the ticket did in his ticker.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
That's a good one. Thanks.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Now this one is a bit more shocking. President Joe Biden, Well,
maybe ex president is more like it.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Holy Moses, what in the world now?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Before you ask, there's no signs of foul play. He
was struck by lightning.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Good lord?
Speaker 8 (19:46):
Why is he smiling when.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
He saw the flash? He thought he was having his
picture taken? And we hope you enjoyed Boy and Billy playhouse.
Are you sure he's dead?
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Has he tried to sniff your hair?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
To that?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Next time when we'll hear Natcy Pelosi returning the lightning machine.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Saying, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
More chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 12 (20:22):
But Mama, all I wanted to do was have a
let us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Why do I have to.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Listen to that John Boy person and Billy whoever on
that noisy big shoe button.
Speaker 13 (20:40):
Mama, good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
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Speaker 4 (21:36):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
What happens? That's just me randering? No everybody? Yeah, oh,
why would we treat you spectral?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Well, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
It's just you. I don't guess you have time to
call every one of our listeners in town. Now I
didn't even call you. It out Stown Born Village, Late Rising.
This podcast also available at the Big Show dot com.
Sports brings on Hanson in minutes. Big Show rolls on
good morning, it's a big showing. The radio coming up.
(22:04):
We play worthy word for the Southern East Pets pack
must be eighteen to win. Hang on, we'll play for
it in minute.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Well, right now, I get a man out.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Of Saint Louis. He is the one, the only Mommy
Toby hands on the sport. Here's how you never want
to see you short sport. He's got spooks on, who's
got the contact, who loved the dude? Who might be
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Speaker 14 (22:32):
Hello, guys, how you doing today?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Hondy awesomebody?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
What tear?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
We had a few contacts, No you have? So what
is the question that you were most asked during your
whole career? Time to give it up?
Speaker 14 (22:46):
Okay, I'll give you two choices, all right. Number one
is anybody ever told you you look like Brad Pitt?
And the second one is how do you get a
job in sports?
Speaker 15 (22:57):
Gee?
Speaker 14 (22:57):
You know, sports is like the candy store, you know,
in the trade department.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I would have guessed, where's the restroom?
Speaker 14 (23:08):
That's good?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
All right? Damn well, now you say you got a
sports topic. Some grandparents would.
Speaker 14 (23:14):
Like, yeah, you know, I know that on Classic Rock
that a lot of grandparents are listening and they have
you know, they want to tell their grandkids, you know
what's up. So, you know, how do you back in
my day, you try to get a job in sports?
It would work today, be stalking that would do stuff like,
you know, like donate to the boss's charity. That's one way,
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put something in her whole mailbox, go to their office
and sit there all day. That wouldn't work anymore. But
last week I talked to a friend of mine. But
I'm a Buffy Philippel. She worked at Wilson Sports IMG
and Corn Ferry executive search. In nineteen eighty seven, she
started a company called team Work Consulting and they're retained
(24:00):
by teams in the Major League sports and college for
executive search. But in those days it was all by phone.
Uh you know that was called. But now there's Teamwork Online.
They've got eighty five percent of all the sports jobs
in America. So if you go to Teamwork Online and
(24:21):
you sign up, they'll take your resume, they'll ask you
what your desires are, what you want to do, and
like I said, it's for free, and then they'll even
notify you when one of these jobs comes up that
you might like to do. I mean, it's a it's
a great way to get a sports job. Not a
lot of people know about it. And I tell the
(24:42):
grandparents and I'll go tell this to your grandkids.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Man, that's ansome. I've never heard of team Work online.
Uh got a little sports inside infos So that's why
we bother to have you owned, buddy launched.
Speaker 14 (24:55):
I did a little executive search myself for a company,
and it's a it's a dicey business. It's a good business.
But the way you're paid. If I find you for
a job, and I recommend you and you're hired, I
get thirty three percent of your first year's salary. So
that's that's kind of how executive search works. And a
(25:16):
lot of times when the search people call you, they'll
say to you, look, do you know of anybody who
might be interested in this job, who you think would
be good. The real thing they're doing, though, is when
they call you and ask you that is are you
They want you to say I would be interested. So
that's kind of a little ploy that they use, but
(25:37):
I would really word you know, urge everybody just go
to teamwork Online. You go there, you do your resume,
it's it's it's terrific. And Buffy Philippel and that company
has been doing a great job for a whole lot
of years and people ought to go there.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Ah, right, Gohans and go Buffy might have just lost
a few more careers in the sports business right here.
So Marcy, you will put that Teamwork Online link at
the Big Show website on our Facebook page. I'm Jay
sire list s couldn't get it right there. Okay, we'll
do that. Good stuff. Hands. What's on tap for next week, Buddy?
Speaker 14 (26:11):
Well, next week I'm gonna talk about one of the
teams that coach during one year. We're having a fifty
year reunion for something and I'm gonna talk about that team,
and I think you'll plan it interested.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
All right, no, will, thank you, buddy. Have a great
rest of your day and the rest of your week.
We'll talk to you next week, buddy. Okay, man, see
all right, man, all right, Well, let's play our game.
Let's play wordy Word one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line. We're going a couple of contestants and
play next Good Tuesday morning. It's a Big Show on
(27:05):
the radio. Today's feature track from the Big Show ben
Box the new iPhone from Apple, So it's for Keyword iPhone,
brought to you by the Bank of America. Robill four
hundred Even Sunday, October thirteenth, Charlam on the Speedway. As
you dig his name near the Big Show dot Com,
click on the click on that on air contest. But
(27:25):
you can't get through, We'll call you somebody. You want
to play. Make that happen to like right now?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
I wait to everybody's head about the bad I played.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
The word a bird of the Let's meet the contestants.
We got a liss up from Somerville, South Carolina. Good morning, Alyssa,
good morning, Good morning, and your friend Kim, also in Summerville,
South Carolina. Good morning, Kim, good morning. All right, y'all,
look at y'all getting ready to play wordy word on
(27:55):
the Big Show. Been practicing.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
A little bit.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
All right, Well, Kim, you're on Tater's team. It'll be
Alyssa on the John Boys Side's the two rounds, thirty
second seat random word as even as we can make.
All right, Kim, you were like me and Alyssa. All right, Alissa,
are you ready?
Speaker 14 (28:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Okay, you shout them out and put them right there
in that head starting to clock. Now, don't go sailing
through the bermuda. Yeah, uh huh, blank meal, drink blank meal,
beer out of that picture blank yeah poor, uh huh. Hey,
go get me a hammer from the blank box tool. Yeah.
(28:44):
This repels vampires and you eat it gives you bad breath. Garlic, yeah,
uh huh?
Speaker 4 (28:51):
You do this?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
You talk about somebody over the backyard fence. What do
you do with Kim. It's not nice too, all right.
I knew they gossip. You're doing the girl?
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Yeah yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Again differently like raw I can't have Yeah, yeahlessa way
to go. All right, we put a five on the board.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
So Kim Andator, I'm sorry, that's not gonna happen for us.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
I will you give Kim a yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, Kim? Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (29:30):
I think so and go.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
It's a very important ingredient when you're making bread. Yeah,
but how do you make it?
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (29:40):
A girl, she's a nurse. That's her blank. She's been
in it twenty years. She made a blank of it career. Yes, yeah.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
When what did they call it when someone steals something
from you? It was what.
Speaker 7 (29:58):
I don't know how else to say that, it's past
tense of it. They stole something from you.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Oh right, there's the buzzer. Toughy to hang up. There
a two on the board. Alyssa leads five to two.
Let's go on around to and see what happens Melyssa,
are you ready?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
We are picking up on that last one. Ready, go,
so A stole some money. It was a blank of
fifty dollars. Hey, what hey, yes, the loss. But when
I can't say the word that what you are? When
you are somebody that steals something? Yes, so when you
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steal something? Yes, step all right down by the old
blank stream. Come by the old blank stream, this old
building where you make stuff and nol days now yes, wow,
all right, so we eat the two out on that
five to give you a seven. Show Kim and Tator.
(31:01):
Five will time and force overtime? Six will win? Four
won't cut it?
Speaker 16 (31:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You ready, Kim? Yes, brand new word and go.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
Comedians they tell what joke? Yes?
Speaker 7 (31:19):
I oh, excuse me, Please give me your undivided of what. Yes,
if there's a you have a sister or you have
one of these brother uh huh, you might rent one
of these units to put all your stuff in it. George, yep,
you put this down on your bike so it doesn't
(31:41):
fall over. This is where you go and get your
nails done.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Oh there is the buzzer. But you did a five?
What you needed to force overtime? Friends from Summerville, South Carolina,
we are tied up. Yeah, I gave me what it was.
Jackie's already turned it over. So let's go to overtime.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Man.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
We know that much. All right, so I we'll do
an extra fifteen seconds to see if we can get
us a winner. So Alyssa, it'll be me and you
for the first fifteen seconds. All right, Ready, my mouth
frings up. Now that's important time. All right, here we go. Okay,
picking up on that last one. Go, what do you
(32:30):
call the woman that does your nails.
Speaker 15 (32:34):
Nail tech?
Speaker 17 (32:34):
Mission?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
No, I'm going to get a blank for feet it's peta.
It's a peta blank, yes, all right? Blank? Coffee? You
don't have to brew it?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Oh instant?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, too late? All right. One on the board. What
was that first guess you had for medicures's nail tech?
Speaker 15 (33:02):
One right?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
And your yells got a little less sexy. That was
about half hot? Yeah, all right? One on the board.
A right, Kim and Taylor to will win it.
Speaker 8 (33:16):
We made you talk about the nail.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Slude you ready, Kim?
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Yes, and go.
Speaker 8 (33:22):
You go into this when you're having a baby.
Speaker 7 (33:24):
Might last five hours, ten hours, No, but you you
are in what yes, the blank of the round table?
Speaker 8 (33:34):
They were they?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yes, nights for the wind. There was two to one
on over time. Well, Kim wins a battle. Lot of
friends Alyssa. You can try again anytime were you should
appreciate y'all ladies, listen and play it with us today,
right y'all?
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Aye?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Fine? Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Time our
bit request for this Tuesday morning, September tenth. See we
got Guy ord Rock, a longtime listener from Live Oak, Florida,
and Guy says we'd like to hear Mad Max on
the Hooter. Guys. Thank you all right, Guy, you got
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it coming up next. Good morning, and it's a bish
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on the radio. Something you'd like to hear about this
time Monday through Friday. It was up at the John
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dot com and hit the mailbi Guy ord Rock, long
time listener a Live Oak, Florida.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Here's your request, John Boy and Billy Yo, Mad Maxie,
hevery Max?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Man?
Speaker 4 (35:04):
I'm mad?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
You idiots?
Speaker 4 (35:06):
How man are you? I'm maddering Robert D. Rayford in
the middle of the million Lorge. Oh, I'm I'm sorry
to hear that. What's the problem, man? You got something?
There's this idiot that keeps interrupting me when I'm trying
to make a point. If I didn't know better. I'd
say he was testing to swiner, Gabby, will you do
me a favor? Your shut up? Okay, shut up, let
(35:28):
me talk for a second. All right, Okay, thank you,
you're welcome. Well do you hear the EEOC has decided
what this country needs is men waiting on tables at Hooters?
Hooter guys? Yeah, oh, lyers are good idea. Bu let's
(35:50):
see says here right here, hooters policy of hiring only
women to wait tables amount to sexual discrimination. Well, we're
you park your squad car, Dick Tracy saying, look the
name of the place. It's Hooters. Let me get this straight.
We're two hundred billion dollars in the hole. The government
(36:13):
just ran out of money and they sent all the
non essential workers home for a week. But the Hooter's
lawsuit is going full speed.
Speaker 15 (36:22):
Hate.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Oh, don't send him government. People's working on that Hooters
lawsuit home. Oh this is essential being. Oh bud. What
happened is four guys from Chicago sued Hooters because they
wouldn't give them a job. Now what's that all about?
What kind of man would even want to work at Hooters?
(36:43):
My then about to run America? Remember you heard it here. First,
I mean, what isn't with these liberal pen heads. First
they started trying to take guns away from everybody except
the criminals. And then they wanted to take cigarettes out
of nasscar and now they want to get women out
(37:03):
of Hooters. Lots their time to draw a line in
the sand. They finally go too far.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Hat.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
I ain't even been to Hooters but once in my life.
They ain't even got one where I live, but there's
always a chance they might build one. I don't feel
better just no one is there. You know, Hooters kind
of like a gun. I'd rather have it, not need
it than need it. If they build one, I don't
want to see no pressy boy with orange shorts tugged
(37:32):
up his button type T shirt. Like I said, Hooters girls,
they get out there and hula hoop for you. Sometime
the guys that get out there picking their seats old
men are gonna witch.
Speaker 15 (37:42):
I know how it is.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
That's the way we are now. I can see Hillary
in the government, you know, not liking Hooters, and some
of mo ugly women she got up there working with her.
The one I can't figure out is build you know,
President Clinton, women with big boob serving French fries and
and we its like I gotta be right up his
islet man, I trying to put boys and Hooters. I
(38:06):
pick your bill standing in the doorway like George Wallace
when they desegregated the University of Alabama. You got that,
oh man, So let me review top off the news
man working at Hooters. Oh jays Anderson. Tim Wilson's right, it's.
Speaker 16 (38:23):
A sorry world, John norm Billy, you don't have a
nice day.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Good morning, it's a big ye on the radio if
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Speaker 15 (39:07):
Have you heard about the new iPhone?
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Yeah? Here it's pretty good. Should I upgrade?
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Definitely? It's the best iPhone ever. It's faster, new camera,
more storage for your photos and music. And you should
definitely check out Apple's new air pods. They sound great
and they are totally wireless.
Speaker 11 (39:25):
Totally wireless. Huh, Well what if I lose one when
I'm like working out at the gym or something.
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Date, Please, I've never seen you work out hard enough
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Point taking.
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Did I mention the new P two coding that protects
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Wait?
Speaker 11 (39:43):
What and why would I need that?
Speaker 15 (39:46):
People take their iPhones everywhere? And I do mean everywhere.
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Oh so you're saying date, Come on.
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For most people, accidentally dropping your phone in the crapper
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Speaker 15 (40:05):
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when somebody's dunk me in a toilet?
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That's gross.
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You don't have to tell me. I am the one
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So anyway, the new camera is pretty good. Huh.
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Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Rolling
to your Tuesday morning September tenth. Tell me about a
little ri ur wave getting hands on off the couch,
ends up moving around Saint Louis with his sports breathe
going tomorrow, pac Man all things college football like that.
(00:46):
It would say, Man, I just telling every day y'all
about Gord. Y'all know Mario, you'll be listening to the
big show, my childhood buddy, Mario, Yeah, b be beat
like that. What Aaron Andrews was doing, like a interview
of stuff and then was watching the wife said, man,
I never told my wife about Mary. Remember when we
(01:07):
went to the North Carolina basketball game, took Hermie's saddler seats.
He had court side seats Carolina, You remember that. So
Aaron Andrews was there working for ESPN. She was on
the court and she did takeaway or something, and she
walked by pretty a pretty lady. Even when you get
right up on her with the skin tight pants. This
(01:29):
is before yoga pants. It was just yeah, that way
you know here and I don't know something, just the
way she walked by, And Mario said, she don't think
too much of herself. Does she and she heard him
showing him a look. I said, Maria, look, Aaron Andrews
(01:49):
noticed you. High five. Of course, the entire basketball arena
and Chapel Hill noticed him. When we went down. Was
trying to get to the floor and it was the
wrong way. Had to go back up the steps. He
made about halfway up. Just let me sit down here
for a minute. Dead, so he said, down in the walkways. Well,
you're taking time, burial, He said, you know my hot
(02:13):
doctor might be here. I said, want you you want
me to like page him? Come over here, and let's
just let me get you back up. So so anyway,
we took the freight elevator. Dale.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Now you let us know when you're ready to go.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
We'll come get you, all right, I said, good. I
hope you aren't counting on Aeron Andrews to give you
a ride about elevator from her. Yeah, that's right, Mary,
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Speaker 3 (03:13):
But first let's get this superwel You know, people always
ask me, why are you so angry all the time.
Aren't fat people supposed to be jolly? My answer is simple,
go to hell. You want another real reason my hackles
are always up human beings. A great man once said,
I got a lot of problems with you people, and
(03:33):
now you're gonna hear about it. I was hard pressed
a widow list list down to ten, but these are
the ones that make me grind my teeth at night.
Here are the top ten things you people do that
annoy me and everyone else. Number ten, right on Q.
You're doing a great job. That's number eleven.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Idiots.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Number ten, start a friendly conversation with the TSA agent. Really,
my flight leaves in six minutes. There's five hundred people
in line, and I'm standing here. Prairie dogging and you're
telling your new bestie the funny story about where you
bought your crocs.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Number nine. Wearing too much perfume or cologne. Hey, jackass,
that bottle is not a single serving. If I can
smell you and you're in your car and twenty miles away, newsflash,
you're wearing too much. Find another way to hide that
pot smell their ringo. Number eight starting a restaurant order
with can I get a Yes?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Of course you can, you idiot, It's on the menu.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Just tell your serverant what you want and spend the
rest of the time praying they don't spend your food.
Number seven people singing in public. Look, when I'm shopping
for store brand fish sticks, the last damn thing I
want to hear is you singing along with love to
Love You Baby.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
You remember when your family told you you're such a
good singer?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
They lie? Shut up.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Number six fat people telling you about their diet. Look,
I'm fat.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You don't hear me telling you about my keto regimen
while I'm filling my cart with pecan Sandy's.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Are you on the Adkins?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No, I'm on the key bler.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
No one's buying it, Tubby, It's called the mirror. Use
it a number five.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Talking at the movies, The fine folks in Hollywood have
gone to great lengths to make sure everything I need
to know about the story on the screen is up there.
I don't need your running commentary about how you do
it different while you're sitting there in your Denny's uniform.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Knock knock, who's there?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Shut up?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Number four?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Introducing yourself and listing your preferred pronouns.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Hey, seuss, marimba. What the hell has happened to this world? Look,
I'm delighted you've discovered your identity. He him, she heard
they them dogcat table lamps. Stupid moron. Listen you, Chris
Stickitty dill Watt. I'm sixty four. I can't remember why
I went into the other room, let alone. Keep all
your pansy pronouns straight. Here's my pronouns. Shut slash up
(06:02):
Number three. Not replacing the toilet paper roll. Yeah, okay,
I know it seems like a little thing.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
But when you.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Peel that last turn ticket off the tube, put another
one on the roller, maybe you wouldn't run out so
fast if he didn't make a big paper mitten and
wrap your hand like King Tut's mummy, just to drag
it across your funds funnel.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
It's that.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
If it's that bad, change your damn diet. Put out
a new roll, dingus ps.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Number two kids running wild in public. If your kids
do this, congrats, Homer. You suck as a parent. You
want to make a million bucks? Mark it a personal
use tranquilizer, gun Man. I go out in public with
them strapped across my chest like Zapata's Bandolero, Little Junior
butt Head and Princess Beace kick me in the shins,
are screaming my face Pop Pop ninety nine.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Scott Gobblers.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
And the number one thing people do that annoys me
and everyone else.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Top ten lists. Oh no, I'm part of the problem.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Shut up, all right, hope you're writing it down. Oh yeah,
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(08:24):
Hot Springs, Arkansas. Good morning, Jim, how you doing? Hey?
We all good, buddy, welcome in here amongst us. Feel
like you ready to go with Marcy here? Yeah, here
we go. Right then two best for two buzzers and
you will win. But go lord Tiger's prize back.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
All right, all right, all right, So, according to a
Veteran's Administration study, if a person keeps working until he's
one hundred years old, ten years later, he'll probably be what.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Probably still waiting for his knee need to be called
at the VA office.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
Probably, bless their heart.
Speaker 9 (09:06):
They're probably still working one hundred years old, ten years later,
probably still working.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
All right, Well, Jim, agree or disagree? I disagree, And
that was he was aimed to do. Actually, I mean
he could because answer is alive. They're working. When you're
one hundred years old, ten years later, you'll be alive.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Sounds like me trying to retire.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, I like I make it what you're getting for
her in younger people. Ah right, there's a beil for you, Jim,
good work, Boddy. One more and you're gonna win. So Taylor,
let's go see. According to the popular poem poetry poetry, Yes,
Monday's child is fair of faith, Tuesday's child is full
(10:02):
of grace? What is Wednesday's child full of.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
I believe, Randy. I believe you said you were born
on a Wednesday.
Speaker 10 (10:10):
So I'll go with crap crap Randy, All right, let
me think of something else.
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Give it the poem again.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full
of grace. What is Wednesday's child full of Wednesday's.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Child is full of taste?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Full of taste? So Jim agree or disagree? I agree,
and it did rhyme. Wednesday child is full of whoa Yeah,
that's right, who rhyme?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
All do.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
As a buzz So gonna win it or lose it?
Right here? All right, tell her we're gonna go to
a true or false question. There are no hospitals or
cemeteries in Beverly Hills.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Ah true. If you die there, they just leave you
to laying there in your Mercedes.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
So I don't know why, but it's just true. It's
truly true. It's twue, it's two, it's wow. Jim, agree
or disagree? I agree when yes, all right, they're just
(11:41):
dragging to San Francisco and put them on the sidewalk
with nobody. Jim, good work, Bunny, big old prize back
head to Hot Springs, Arkansas, just for you.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Ah, thank you, cramp.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
All right, here's what we're doing, jumping out, catching you
up on your news. Ride on the other side on
Time Capsule on the September the tenth, and then playhouse
a down.
Speaker 11 (12:42):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Then is Time or Oliver?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Well?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Well, well, you know there's an old saying that some
people are dog people and some people are cat people.
I'm proud to say I'm a dog people. Meet Blue Dough,
my English bulldog. He's like a second child to me.
My wife says, I spoil him, But I don't think
(13:24):
so little rain booties isn't spoiling him.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
It's common sense.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I just think of myself as a caring, responsible pet owner,
even if it means I have to go without.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Blue Doo sleeps about fifteen hours a day. He lounges
wherever he pleases, enjoying a variety of luxurious places to sleep.
He really enjoyed the expensive memory foam bed I got him.
Judging from how much of it he ate, I'd say
it was delicious. I sleep about six hours a night
(14:02):
on a lumpy hand me down mattress next to my
lumpy hand me down wife. Oh she's been married before.
Bluto has the best veterinary care available. He goes in
once a year for a checkup or whenever the need arises.
(14:25):
Being English, his teeth are always a concern, so he
gets a visit to the doggy dentist on a regular basis.
He doesn't have insurance, so it all comes out of
his master's pocket. I only go to the doctor when
I can't stop the bleeding on my own.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
I'll let that one sink in for me. A little
sip of coffee and long.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
We go page two. Bluto eats whenever he likes. His
meals are as good a quality as his master's budget allows.
Suffice to say, he eats like a king. He even
has dishes with his name on it to get washed
after each meal to make sure his nutritional needs are met.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
I'm happy to.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Settle for a little less. I'm very content with ramen noodles.
You know, if you cut up spam in it, it's
like a red nick low mad. I'm more than happy
to take time out of my day to take Bluto
out to do his business. Afterwards, I have to clean
up after him. I spend a few minutes behind a
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pooper scooper patrolling the brown zone. As for me, if
I run out of toilet paper, I have to hope
there's an old sock within reach, and I'm wearing one
right now.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Probably ought to wash him first.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Sometimes I have to be a stern parent and punish
Bluto when he's been bad. If he shreds the newspaper
or tears up a sofa pillow, he gets a tap
with a rolled up newspaper, and you know what, he
couldn't care mess, and it's still up to me to
clean up after him. Now, if I make a mess,
(16:17):
my wife hits me with a rolled up newspaper and
then I have to clean myself up. If I'm really bad,
she makes me spend time with her damn family. So
with all that knowledge, I started adding things up.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Let's see here.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Bluto lives in a nice neighborhood, in a house bigger
than he needs, and it's all rent free. He spends
all day sitting on his big old bulldog butt, doing
nothing to earn his keep. All his medical and living
expenses are picked up by someone he's not even related to.
He doesn't do jack squat, and all his costs are
covered by someone who goes out. It earns a living
(16:56):
every day. That's when it hit me like a ton
of ricks. Holy crap. My dog is a Democrat, but
at least he has a birth certificate.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
John Boya and Dilly.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Gonna flow that card out, go credit. There's a neighborhood,
there's ain't no residential district.
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Good morning, We're yelled done right.
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Mornin.
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(18:20):
Wasn't football in there outside patio?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Uh dolls? Wel come on, just bad Jordan Dolls. Right now,
let's act.
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Hello friends, you're old Burtburn here with another poems sweating
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Smiling Corpses. As our story opens, the county coroner gets
a visit from the.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Chief of police.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Oh hey, chief, that brings you down to this neck
of the woods in the middle of the night.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
Nice to see you, Chauncey. The boys tell me you
had a rash of smiling corpses.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Yep, not uncommon, but unusual to have three in a row.
Speaker 8 (19:00):
Can I have a look?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
First we have this one.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
He's a frenchman. Maurice Hanson, aged forty two. Cause of
death was heart and failure. Died with a smile on
his face while knocking boots with his mistress.
Speaker 8 (19:12):
Yeah, that French food will get you every time.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
That is a fact. Number two.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Meet Jack Jarvis Esquire Scottsman, died with a smile on
his face after winning ten grand in a lottery scratch ticket.
Speaker 8 (19:25):
I guess you could say the ticket did in his ticker.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
That's a good one. Thanks.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Now this one is a bit more shocking. President Joe Biden, Well,
maybe ex president is more like it.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Holy Moses, what in the world now?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Before you ask, there's no signs of foul play. He
was struck by lightning.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Good lord?
Speaker 8 (19:46):
Why is he smiling when.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
He saw the flash? He thought he was having his
picture taken? And we hope you enjoyed Boy and Billy playhouse.
Are you sure he's dead?
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Has he tried to sniff your hair?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
To that?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Next time when we'll hear Natcy Pelosi returning the lightning machine.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Saying, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
More chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 12 (20:22):
But Mama, all I wanted to do was have a
let us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Why do I have to.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Listen to that John Boy person and Billy whoever on
that noisy big shoe button.
Speaker 13 (20:40):
Mama, good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Don't get John Boyne Village Late Risers podcasts every Monday
through Friday. After the broadcast. It'll come to you. Happens
in two parts, very easy if you just subscribe to
us with the free iHeartRadio app let us ready give
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Speaker 4 (21:36):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
What happens? That's just me randering? No everybody? Yeah, oh,
why would we treat you spectral?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Well, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
It's just you. I don't guess you have time to
call every one of our listeners in town. Now I
didn't even call you. It out Stown Born Village, Late Rising.
This podcast also available at the Big Show dot com.
Sports brings on Hanson in minutes. Big Show rolls on
good morning, it's a big showing. The radio coming up.
(22:04):
We play worthy word for the Southern East Pets pack
must be eighteen to win. Hang on, we'll play for
it in minute.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Well, right now, I get a man out.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Of Saint Louis. He is the one, the only Mommy
Toby hands on the sport. Here's how you never want
to see you short sport. He's got spooks on, who's
got the contact, who loved the dude? Who might be
on crutch the Joe presents. Horsty's from Good Morning Terrence.
Speaker 14 (22:32):
Hello, guys, how you doing today?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Hondy awesomebody?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
What tear?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
We had a few contacts, No you have? So what
is the question that you were most asked during your
whole career? Time to give it up?
Speaker 14 (22:46):
Okay, I'll give you two choices, all right. Number one
is anybody ever told you you look like Brad Pitt?
And the second one is how do you get a
job in sports?
Speaker 15 (22:57):
Gee?
Speaker 14 (22:57):
You know, sports is like the candy store, you know,
in the trade department.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I would have guessed, where's the restroom?
Speaker 14 (23:08):
That's good?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
All right? Damn well, now you say you got a
sports topic. Some grandparents would.
Speaker 14 (23:14):
Like, yeah, you know, I know that on Classic Rock
that a lot of grandparents are listening and they have
you know, they want to tell their grandkids, you know
what's up. So, you know, how do you back in
my day, you try to get a job in sports?
It would work today, be stalking that would do stuff like,
you know, like donate to the boss's charity. That's one way,
(23:36):
put something in her whole mailbox, go to their office
and sit there all day. That wouldn't work anymore. But
last week I talked to a friend of mine. But
I'm a Buffy Philippel. She worked at Wilson Sports IMG
and Corn Ferry executive search. In nineteen eighty seven, she
started a company called team Work Consulting and they're retained
(24:00):
by teams in the Major League sports and college for
executive search. But in those days it was all by phone.
Uh you know that was called. But now there's Teamwork Online.
They've got eighty five percent of all the sports jobs
in America. So if you go to Teamwork Online and
(24:21):
you sign up, they'll take your resume, they'll ask you
what your desires are, what you want to do, and
like I said, it's for free, and then they'll even
notify you when one of these jobs comes up that
you might like to do. I mean, it's a it's
a great way to get a sports job. Not a
lot of people know about it. And I tell the
(24:42):
grandparents and I'll go tell this to your grandkids.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Man, that's ansome. I've never heard of team Work online.
Uh got a little sports inside infos So that's why
we bother to have you owned, buddy launched.
Speaker 14 (24:55):
I did a little executive search myself for a company,
and it's a it's a dicey business. It's a good business.
But the way you're paid. If I find you for
a job, and I recommend you and you're hired, I
get thirty three percent of your first year's salary. So
that's that's kind of how executive search works. And a
(25:16):
lot of times when the search people call you, they'll
say to you, look, do you know of anybody who
might be interested in this job, who you think would
be good. The real thing they're doing, though, is when
they call you and ask you that is are you
They want you to say I would be interested. So
that's kind of a little ploy that they use, but
(25:37):
I would really word you know, urge everybody just go
to teamwork Online. You go there, you do your resume,
it's it's it's terrific. And Buffy Philippel and that company
has been doing a great job for a whole lot
of years and people ought to go there.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Ah, right, Gohans and go Buffy might have just lost
a few more careers in the sports business right here.
So Marcy, you will put that Teamwork Online link at
the Big Show website on our Facebook page. I'm Jay
sire list s couldn't get it right there. Okay, we'll
do that. Good stuff. Hands. What's on tap for next week, Buddy?
Speaker 14 (26:11):
Well, next week I'm gonna talk about one of the
teams that coach during one year. We're having a fifty
year reunion for something and I'm gonna talk about that team,
and I think you'll plan it interested.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
All right, no, will, thank you, buddy. Have a great
rest of your day and the rest of your week.
We'll talk to you next week, buddy. Okay, man, see
all right, man, all right, Well, let's play our game.
Let's play wordy Word one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line. We're going a couple of contestants and
play next Good Tuesday morning. It's a Big Show on
(27:05):
the radio. Today's feature track from the Big Show ben
Box the new iPhone from Apple, So it's for Keyword iPhone,
brought to you by the Bank of America. Robill four
hundred Even Sunday, October thirteenth, Charlam on the Speedway. As
you dig his name near the Big Show dot Com,
click on the click on that on air contest. But
(27:25):
you can't get through, We'll call you somebody. You want
to play. Make that happen to like right now?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
I wait to everybody's head about the bad I played.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
The word a bird of the Let's meet the contestants.
We got a liss up from Somerville, South Carolina. Good morning, Alyssa,
good morning, Good morning, and your friend Kim, also in Summerville,
South Carolina. Good morning, Kim, good morning. All right, y'all,
look at y'all getting ready to play wordy word on
(27:55):
the Big Show. Been practicing.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
A little bit.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
All right, Well, Kim, you're on Tater's team. It'll be
Alyssa on the John Boys Side's the two rounds, thirty
second seat random word as even as we can make.
All right, Kim, you were like me and Alyssa. All right, Alissa,
are you ready?
Speaker 14 (28:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Okay, you shout them out and put them right there
in that head starting to clock. Now, don't go sailing
through the bermuda. Yeah, uh huh, blank meal, drink blank meal,
beer out of that picture blank yeah poor, uh huh. Hey,
go get me a hammer from the blank box tool. Yeah.
(28:44):
This repels vampires and you eat it gives you bad breath. Garlic, yeah,
uh huh?
Speaker 4 (28:51):
You do this?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
You talk about somebody over the backyard fence. What do
you do with Kim. It's not nice too, all right.
I knew they gossip. You're doing the girl?
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Yeah yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Again differently like raw I can't have Yeah, yeahlessa way
to go. All right, we put a five on the board.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
So Kim Andator, I'm sorry, that's not gonna happen for us.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
I will you give Kim a yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, Kim? Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (29:30):
I think so and go.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
It's a very important ingredient when you're making bread. Yeah,
but how do you make it?
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (29:40):
A girl, she's a nurse. That's her blank. She's been
in it twenty years. She made a blank of it career. Yes, yeah.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
When what did they call it when someone steals something
from you? It was what.
Speaker 7 (29:58):
I don't know how else to say that, it's past
tense of it. They stole something from you.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Oh right, there's the buzzer. Toughy to hang up. There
a two on the board. Alyssa leads five to two.
Let's go on around to and see what happens Melyssa,
are you ready?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
We are picking up on that last one. Ready, go,
so A stole some money. It was a blank of
fifty dollars. Hey, what hey, yes, the loss. But when
I can't say the word that what you are? When
you are somebody that steals something? Yes, so when you
(30:39):
steal something? Yes, step all right down by the old
blank stream. Come by the old blank stream, this old
building where you make stuff and nol days now yes, wow,
all right, so we eat the two out on that
five to give you a seven. Show Kim and Tator.
(31:01):
Five will time and force overtime? Six will win? Four
won't cut it?
Speaker 16 (31:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You ready, Kim? Yes, brand new word and go.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
Comedians they tell what joke? Yes?
Speaker 7 (31:19):
I oh, excuse me, Please give me your undivided of what. Yes,
if there's a you have a sister or you have
one of these brother uh huh, you might rent one
of these units to put all your stuff in it. George, yep,
you put this down on your bike so it doesn't
(31:41):
fall over. This is where you go and get your
nails done.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Oh there is the buzzer. But you did a five?
What you needed to force overtime? Friends from Summerville, South Carolina,
we are tied up. Yeah, I gave me what it was.
Jackie's already turned it over. So let's go to overtime.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Man.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
We know that much. All right, so I we'll do
an extra fifteen seconds to see if we can get
us a winner. So Alyssa, it'll be me and you
for the first fifteen seconds. All right, Ready, my mouth
frings up. Now that's important time. All right, here we go. Okay,
picking up on that last one. Go, what do you
(32:30):
call the woman that does your nails.
Speaker 15 (32:34):
Nail tech?
Speaker 17 (32:34):
Mission?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
No, I'm going to get a blank for feet it's peta.
It's a peta blank, yes, all right? Blank? Coffee? You
don't have to brew it?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Oh instant?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, too late? All right. One on the board. What
was that first guess you had for medicures's nail tech?
Speaker 15 (33:02):
One right?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
And your yells got a little less sexy. That was
about half hot? Yeah, all right? One on the board.
A right, Kim and Taylor to will win it.
Speaker 8 (33:16):
We made you talk about the nail.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Slude you ready, Kim?
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Yes, and go.
Speaker 8 (33:22):
You go into this when you're having a baby.
Speaker 7 (33:24):
Might last five hours, ten hours, No, but you you
are in what yes, the blank of the round table?
Speaker 8 (33:34):
They were they?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yes, nights for the wind. There was two to one
on over time. Well, Kim wins a battle. Lot of
friends Alyssa. You can try again anytime were you should
appreciate y'all ladies, listen and play it with us today,
right y'all?
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Aye?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Fine? Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Time our
bit request for this Tuesday morning, September tenth. See we
got Guy ord Rock, a longtime listener from Live Oak, Florida,
and Guy says we'd like to hear Mad Max on
the Hooter. Guys. Thank you all right, Guy, you got
(34:16):
it coming up next. Good morning, and it's a bish
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on the radio. Something you'd like to hear about this
time Monday through Friday. It was up at the John
Boy and Billy Facebook page. Go to the Big Show
dot com and hit the mailbi Guy ord Rock, long
time listener a Live Oak, Florida.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Here's your request, John Boy and Billy Yo, Mad Maxie,
hevery Max?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Man?
Speaker 4 (35:04):
I'm mad?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
You idiots?
Speaker 4 (35:06):
How man are you? I'm maddering Robert D. Rayford in
the middle of the million Lorge. Oh, I'm I'm sorry
to hear that. What's the problem, man? You got something?
There's this idiot that keeps interrupting me when I'm trying
to make a point. If I didn't know better. I'd
say he was testing to swiner, Gabby, will you do
me a favor? Your shut up? Okay, shut up, let
(35:28):
me talk for a second. All right, Okay, thank you,
you're welcome. Well do you hear the EEOC has decided
what this country needs is men waiting on tables at Hooters?
Hooter guys? Yeah, oh, lyers are good idea. Bu let's
(35:50):
see says here right here, hooters policy of hiring only
women to wait tables amount to sexual discrimination. Well, we're
you park your squad car, Dick Tracy saying, look the
name of the place. It's Hooters. Let me get this straight.
We're two hundred billion dollars in the hole. The government
(36:13):
just ran out of money and they sent all the
non essential workers home for a week. But the Hooter's
lawsuit is going full speed.
Speaker 15 (36:22):
Hate.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Oh, don't send him government. People's working on that Hooters
lawsuit home. Oh this is essential being. Oh bud. What
happened is four guys from Chicago sued Hooters because they
wouldn't give them a job. Now what's that all about?
What kind of man would even want to work at Hooters?
(36:43):
My then about to run America? Remember you heard it here. First,
I mean, what isn't with these liberal pen heads. First
they started trying to take guns away from everybody except
the criminals. And then they wanted to take cigarettes out
of nasscar and now they want to get women out
(37:03):
of Hooters. Lots their time to draw a line in
the sand. They finally go too far.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Hat.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
I ain't even been to Hooters but once in my life.
They ain't even got one where I live, but there's
always a chance they might build one. I don't feel
better just no one is there. You know, Hooters kind
of like a gun. I'd rather have it, not need
it than need it. If they build one, I don't
want to see no pressy boy with orange shorts tugged
(37:32):
up his button type T shirt. Like I said, Hooters girls,
they get out there and hula hoop for you. Sometime
the guys that get out there picking their seats old
men are gonna witch.
Speaker 15 (37:42):
I know how it is.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
That's the way we are now. I can see Hillary
in the government, you know, not liking Hooters, and some
of mo ugly women she got up there working with her.
The one I can't figure out is build you know,
President Clinton, women with big boob serving French fries and
and we its like I gotta be right up his
islet man, I trying to put boys and Hooters. I
(38:06):
pick your bill standing in the doorway like George Wallace
when they desegregated the University of Alabama. You got that,
oh man, So let me review top off the news
man working at Hooters. Oh jays Anderson. Tim Wilson's right, it's.
Speaker 16 (38:23):
A sorry world, John norm Billy, you don't have a
nice day.
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Good morning, it's a big ye on the radio if
you would like this bid from the Big bucksword iPhone.
Speaker 11 (39:03):
Hey Siri, good morning, Date. What's the latest technology news?
Speaker 15 (39:07):
Have you heard about the new iPhone?
Speaker 11 (39:09):
Yeah? Here it's pretty good. Should I upgrade?
Speaker 15 (39:11):
Definitely? It's the best iPhone ever. It's faster, new camera,
more storage for your photos and music. And you should
definitely check out Apple's new air pods. They sound great
and they are totally wireless.
Speaker 11 (39:25):
Totally wireless. Huh, Well what if I lose one when
I'm like working out at the gym or something.
Speaker 15 (39:31):
Date, Please, I've never seen you work out hard enough
to jig your headphones out of your ears.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Point taking.
Speaker 15 (39:37):
Did I mention the new P two coding that protects
your new iPhone from P and two?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Wait?
Speaker 11 (39:43):
What and why would I need that?
Speaker 15 (39:46):
People take their iPhones everywhere? And I do mean everywhere.
Speaker 11 (39:50):
Oh so you're saying date, Come on.
Speaker 15 (39:53):
For most people, accidentally dropping your phone in the crapper
is just a matter of time.
Speaker 11 (40:00):
Never do anything like that, really, day? Uh? So you
know about that?
Speaker 15 (40:05):
Hunh geez you think, but how could you date? I'm
smart enough to give you turn by turn directions to
Disney World. Don't you think I'm smart enough to know
when somebody's dunk me in a toilet?
Speaker 11 (40:17):
That's gross.
Speaker 15 (40:18):
You don't have to tell me. I am the one
who was down there.
Speaker 11 (40:22):
So anyway, the new camera is pretty good. Huh.
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I knew you'd try to change the subject.
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It's just that sometimes you know me a little too well.
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The new iPhone it's wicked awesome. Oh and Day, yeah,
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