August 19, 2025 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
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(00:46):
got John out of Floyd, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Good morning, John, Oh, good morning, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Hello body all ride home?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Uh that Floyd's Country Store up, Aaron, Floyd, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
John, that's beautiful place, man, I love that.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
The brother's young my kids, we're not my kids. I've
known them for a while. Dad, that daddy, Melissa their mama.
So I want to congratulate Blaine Young, the youngest of
the brothers, young mandolin player. He won first place at
the Kalyx Virginia Old Fiddler's Convention Youth Mandolin first place.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's beautiful, awesome thing, that is awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I put them on the John won't billan Facebook page
before when there's playing for me at the beach, you know,
tell private content.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Older brother.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, I got the band Joe going good stuff. The
brother's young, y'all check them out up and around Floyd
and gay likes. All right, Dan, John, Well, I'm glad
you're here, buddy.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
We're gonna ask you for having me.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Tators some questions. You agree or disagree, get two bells
for two buzzers, and you win a big old prize pack.
All right, Hey, the Marcy the manufacturer of popsicles recently,
and now what's their best selling flavor for the summer
of twenty twenty five? What it is?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Marguerita flavor, Mimosa flavor, Osmo flavor.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You're all about the alcohol flavors.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
You were talking about the spiked ones.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I say she's doing it wrong, but.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
You okay, So the most popular one of twenty twenty
five is the banana popsicle.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Because you can't find him anywhere they are sold out.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Well, Taylor's trying to figure that out out. But I've
been able to find and says this banana flavor the
best of twenty five. What you got, John, agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I will have to disagree, and that was the thing
to do.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, a lot of flavors out there is cherry. Cherry
is the most popular flavor of it. Okay, there's one
bell for John. Move on to hear question number two
Marcy ten. Surgeons say that if you had to lose
one of your fingers, which one is the best one
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to lose if you.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Had to lose it. Surgeons can't do their work without
their pinky finger. So the pinky.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Wow, the pinky is the best one to lose if
you had a choice. John's tickling John. For some reason,
I agree, I disagree.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I guess I have to unfortunately disagree.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
Well, John, just for the heck of it, which finger
do you.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Think it is?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh? My god? Probably your ring finger?
Speaker 8 (03:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
No index fingers? What they say?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Your man?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You know you gotta have a finger to.
Speaker 9 (03:55):
Point you kidding?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, use that middle finger? My get you in trouble,
that's what I want. Wow, that worked out with John.
You got the big old long Tiger's prize back head
up the beautiful Floyd Virginia graduate.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Thank you so very much. Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
You go ahead, I.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Shout out to the United States Marine Corps and to
my girlfriend Rochelle Livingston. Thank you guys for doing everything
you do.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Hey, proud to have you. Listen, John, Glad you won
Hang on with jacket, wad abouty hours. Here comes on
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Speaker 10 (05:09):
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Speaker 1 (05:25):
It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Well.
Speaker 11 (05:30):
Well, well, it seems you can't pick up a phone
these days without having to push a button just to
speak to someone in English. If you've ever called an
eight hundred number for tech support, you wind up trying
to figure out what gunga Din is telling you. I
(05:50):
wish everyone would just learn to speak English. And if
you've ever read the Big Show Facebook page or listen
to Wordy Word, you realize that's probably asking a lot,
in some cases, a whole lot. Perhaps the problem is
we real Americans just take English for granted. We've been
(06:13):
doing it for so long we've forgotten how dawning a
task it might be for someone to learn to speak English.
There's so many don rules to follow, most of which
just don't make any sense. A friend of mine found
this on the Internet and sent it to me. It
was on the internet, so you know it's true. He's
a French model you'll begin with a box, and the
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plural is boxes, But the plural of ox became oxen,
not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are
called geese. Yet the plural of moose should never be meace.
You may find one lone mouse, or a nest full
of mice. Yet the plural of house is houses, not hece.
If the plural of man is always called men, why
(07:02):
shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen? If I
spoke of a foot, and show you my feet, if
you gave me a boot, would a pair be called beat?
If one is a tooth and a whole set of teeth,
why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beef. Then
one may be that, and three would be those. Yet
(07:25):
the plural yet had in the plural, would never be hose,
And the plural of.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Cat is cats.
Speaker 11 (07:31):
Never cos we speak of a brother and also a brethren.
But though we say mother, we never say methron. Then
the masculine pronouns he, his and him. But imagine the
feminine she shiz and shim in all fanness. I have
seen a few shim in my head, But you see
(07:54):
what I mean. Let's face it. English is a crazy language.
But if we floor it's paradoxes, we find that, for example,
quicksand is actually quite slow, boxing rings are square, and
a guinea pig is neither from guinea or remotely related
to a pig.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
And why is it right?
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Us?
Speaker 9 (08:14):
Right?
Speaker 11 (08:14):
But fingers, don't fing think about it? You can make amends,
but not one single amend. If you have a big
box of odds and ends and throw all of them
away except for one, what do you call that?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Brother?
Speaker 11 (08:30):
If teach us taught, why don't preach us praught? If
a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? A
new hands would like that one because it's possibly dirty?
In what other language do people recite at a play
and play at a recital. We ship by truck and
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sent cargo by ship. We have noses that run and
feet that smell. We park in the driveway and drive
on the parkway. And how in the world is a
slim chance and a fat chance the same thing. While
wise men and wise guys are polar opposites, you have
to marvel at the unique insanity of English, where your
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house can burn up as it burns down, and you
fill in a form while filling it out, and an
alarm goes off by going on and while I'm thinking
of it is if father is pop, how come mothers
not mop? Sometimes I think the folks who created this
mess should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
(09:37):
Is it any wonder why hop Along Hanson can barely
hobbler his way through wordy word English?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
What a load of who?
Speaker 12 (09:45):
We don't patronize me, jun Boy and Dilly? You know
these accents aren't helping.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, let's just use their real voices.
Speaker 12 (09:59):
From now on Good Morning Radio.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Done right, Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
(10:32):
I think we might have some college football heading into
this weekend. We will find out the man this finger
on the pulse that says index finger or his middle finger.
It works both ways.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Got to keep your pinky.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
That'd be Mark Pecker Sports went back man about twenty minutes.
Right now, let's.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Act Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse today episode
the Irish Brawl. As our story opens, Sister Mary Marcy
McDougall is talking to the assistant groundskeeper at the Sisters
of Perpetual Motion Convinence.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
So anyways, true feman bushes back a bit, and don't
forget to we behind the dining hall.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I'll keep right on.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Well, we are really rather be telling all this to
your supervisor. Where's old Clancy?
Speaker 11 (11:30):
I don't rightly know, sister, Stop talking Tommy Mexican handyman,
morning folks. Sorry further delay.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Well now.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Glad you could join us for a little work before lunchtime.
Speaker 12 (11:46):
You know, if you're gonna be late, you really should
let a feller know that.
Speaker 11 (11:52):
Mind your tongue, peppy woman, no mood for a bunch
of lip from a Presbyterian like you.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Good gravy Clancy. Where'd you get that nasty looking shiner?
Speaker 11 (12:03):
The same place you got your accent, Jimmy, It's a
long story jumping Jude.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
You got bumps and bruises off pump and down both
your arms. It's a big lawng cruise.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
What did that sweet do with Mexican.
Speaker 11 (12:22):
Yanna?
Speaker 12 (12:22):
Got a nasty knot on top of me head too.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
You ain't been brawling in the pubs again, have you?
I told you to stay out of there, tough sister.
Speaker 11 (12:29):
The only thing, the only thing worse than brave heart
here lecturing me about being late is you telling me
to stay out of the pubs. Everyone in town knows
you've done more shots than Cape Canaveral.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna tell us how you got beat up.
Speaker 11 (12:48):
Well, now you'll be in a nun I ain't gonna
lie to you. I've been mucking about with a married woman.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
A married woman, you're a nico in it.
Speaker 11 (12:58):
I met her over a Chelsea street mark commonly last
name of bridget Tool great, big gobs of wavy red hair,
a light dust enough records right across the bridge of
her nose. She's a perfect Irish.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Beauty and married to eh. I.
Speaker 12 (13:17):
I've seen the Wadden ring.
Speaker 11 (13:18):
On her finger. But she was so fine and soft
and sweet, smelling like Peppy over there. I just couldn't
help meself. So one thing led to another, and she
invited me back to her flat.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
So is that where she beats you up?
Speaker 11 (13:37):
All right, emigration, where's the rest of me?
Speaker 13 (13:40):
Crew?
Speaker 11 (13:43):
It wasn't her that did the beating, you talking spud.
It was her husband come home and caught us just
as we commenced to getting her freaka.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
In walks.
Speaker 11 (13:57):
Mister Patrick O'Toole himself.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Patrick O'Toole that bony little fellow that runs the pharmacy's.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
I can't believe he done all.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
This, Patrick O'Toole's five foot nothing in skinny as the
morning paper. He must have had something in his hand.
Speaker 11 (14:13):
Wait to maintain the illusion, I that he did a
hawking stick with a big honker of a brass ball
on the end of it, and he commenced to beat
me with it six ways from Sunday.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Still, you're more than twice his size. Didn't you have
nothing in your own hand?
Speaker 11 (14:31):
I missus O'Toole's rear end and a thing of beauty.
It is, too, but pretty much useless in a fight.
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Spiky head a hair he could have put his eye out.
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We were talking about that. In case you miss it,
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Good morning, pac Man.
Speaker 14 (18:20):
Good morning, John Boy. How's life treating you?
Speaker 15 (18:22):
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Oh we're all right, buddy show How about yourself there, Buddy.
Speaker 14 (18:26):
I can't complain because the college football season gets started
this week, John, I means Saturdays are going to be
loaded the college football movement forward. But there is something
that's bothered me since last time you and I spoke
last week. Since then, the University of Michigan, who of
course won the national championship back in twenty twenty three
with Jim Harbaugh as the head coach, they've been in
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the news and they got smacked again and I emphasized
the word again by the nc double A. And this
happened on Friday, John boy where the NCAA basically said,
all right, enough of this nonsense. Here's the deal. They're
not going to take away the national championship Michigan won
in twenty twenty three. And let's be honest, Michigan had
the best team. They went fifteen to o. They kicked
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everybody d in they wanted on the field, they did
all that stuff. But since then, man, they have had
all kinds of issues in terms of the cheating scandal.
They're stealing signs. Did they do it, did they not
do it? Somebody said this, Somebody said that Hardball wasn't
going to cooperate with the NCAA. So the NCAA came
down and smacked them, John Boyce. Now, they basically, here's
(19:30):
my problem. They gave coach Harball, who currently is the
head football coach out of the out in LA for
the Chargers. They gave him a ten year show cause,
all right, which basically is kind of a wall that's
put up so colleges won't try to hire them. He's
currently serving a four year show cause, which goes to
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the year twenty twenty eight. And so I'm reading all
this stuff, and again I'm not taking any away from Michigan.
They proved it on the field in twenty three. They
were the best team in college football. But obviously there
were some red flags. Obviously there were some issues. And
my issue with all this is how in the world
would the NCUBLEA come up with a ten year show
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cause to Jim Harball, who, as I said, is the
head football coach in the National Football League. So you
got a four year show cause and then they're going
to add another ten years. So they're basically saying between
now and twenty thirty eight, Jim Harball, we don't really
want you back in NCAA football. And I'm thinking myself,
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First of all, the dude is making sixteen million a
year as the coach in the NFL. He's not cooperating
with the nc DOUBLEA. It's rare view mirror time for him,
it's almost like somebody that gets caught and they put
him in jail, and the sentences at the life sentence
plus three more life sentences. It's like, dude, you got
one life. I mean, I mean, you know, once you
(20:57):
reach the end, it's over. Jim Harball has come back
to college football as much as I'm going to go
back and eat broccoli every day my life. It ain't
happenings not happening. And again, you got all the people say, man,
Michigan cheated, they did this, Listen, why not into that?
But all I know is that Michigan had the best
team in college football in twenty twenty three, and all
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this other stuff, all the assistant coaches who've been slapped
with show causes, even the current head coach, Sean rut
and Sharon Moore. He's serving a two game suspension this year.
They added another game for him next year, and it's like,
I mean, what are we doing here? I mean this
NCAA's got no power, no control. But you know, Michigan
fans are beating their chest going all yeah, well we're
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really hurting about this. Listen, Michigan. Like I said, National champs,
great tradition, all the history, all that good stuff. But
what they did, what they did give up was a
little bit of integrity because you can't have a football coach.
And Jim Harball, who said, hey, if you're cheating, you're losing,
and then all of a sudden he was asked for
the breast conference this week about hey, what's your take
on what happened with the ten years? Said well, just
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like last year, I'm not going to participate in the conversation.
Well that's great. I mean, you know, Jim, you're gonna
make you sixteen million years a great football coach. So
only can get that a great football coach. But the
whole thing with the NC Double A and and the
interactions and the pelonies, I mean they just sick. It's like,
can we just get the college football kick this thing
off and see what happens?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Maya, I don't know what the how can they step
up and take charge of everything? No pactic. They can't happen.
Speaker 14 (22:31):
They can't. Now they can't. I mean they've got they've
got no power. What they can do is they can
throw a really nice event. That's one thing the NC
Double A has been able to do, whether it be
you know, March Madness or the NTAA Baseball tournament, which
is great, they do a great job and all that
stuff up, but the enforcement of the rules, how they
cowered with this name, image and likeness which was coming
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down the road and they just basically, you know, hit
underneath the rockets and oh, I don't know what to do.
You guys figured out they've got no power, no can
But the imprestions that came down on Michigan last week,
we're almost laughable in the sense of what are in
the world are you doing? The only decent thing they said, Hey,
we're not going to vacate the championship or penalize this
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team because nobody on this team player wise, had anything
to do with the twenty And I get all that stuff,
but you know, the whole thing is a joke.
Speaker 15 (23:20):
I mean, it really is.
Speaker 14 (23:22):
It's just gotten completely out of control.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
All right, buddy, do you own it?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
So?
Speaker 14 (23:27):
I know, John Boyd, it's almost time for kickup.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
It starts.
Speaker 14 (23:31):
I'll told you last week. It starts in Ireland this
weekend with a low Kansas State Iowa State to that,
and then we're both ranked in the top twenty five
with the group the AP preseason Top twenty five Poles.
So yeah, football for real in the college game, the
preseason NFL stuff comes to a screeching halt. Thank goodness,
it's almost unwatchable and it's almost good time. I'm telling
you this how next week we're gonna be talking about
(23:53):
some unbelievable Week one football games in college football.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
It'll be great. Kay, way body, thank you so much back.
We appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 14 (24:01):
All right, jump boy, have good.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Week you too, my boy. That is Mark Packard, the
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Let's meet a contestants. We got a husband and a wife,
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been happily married for twelve years, but overall thirty four years.
It's uh, Lee and Susan from Vashti, Virginia, good morning,
couple of the month, morn right, thirty four wonderful years,
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all totaled of just getting with you, right.
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All right, along a good deal, y'all.
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Well, let's do the boys against the girls, John Boy
and Lee and Susan. All right, all right, all right.
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And we're doing it.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Random words, y'all, any words at all can be used
after this word tablet alrighty So, Susan, you relax. Let's
see what me and Lee can do for the first
thirty seconds. Ready, Lee, Yes, okay, start the clock now.
A referee thos's flag. That means he is calling a.
Speaker 15 (26:28):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Uh huh a navy blank, the specialist, the navy Yes,
uh huh uh. The opposite of cold, the air conditioned,
turn on the what opposite of air? Yes? Uh huh
rhymes with it. Take your sit down, take your yes,
uh huh rhymes with it. Give me a steak I need.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
A steak is made out.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Of what.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Y'all did?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Good though, Are you there, Lee?
Speaker 10 (27:00):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah, okay, you're uncomfortably solid that it should have been
a click. One, okay, that's all right.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Four on the board.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Does he treat you like that? Susan?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
She shuts up.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Oh, let's see what Tater and Susan can do. Four
for lead, Tater and Susan. Big enough on that last.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
One, and go Hamburger steak. Yes, rhymes with it. When
you steal answers on a test, you did what would
you steal answers?
Speaker 6 (27:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (27:34):
Oh, cheat?
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Yes, yes rhymes with it. When you do this with food,
you have to blank and drink you have to eat. Yes,
eat rhymes with it. These are at the bottom of
your legs.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
You have two of them.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Rhymes with it. The Walmart blank.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
This person stands there and says, hello, it's a what reader,
great reader, good job.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
All right, Well y'all put a five on the board
to take the lead by one. Left me laying there,
so we go about five to four. All right, there
we go. Okay, Lee, let's see what we can do
for a round two here, buddy, all right, okay, all right,
looked like we're still rhyming. All right, start the clock now,
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a whole bunch of ships in the navy. It's an
entire yes, uh huh rhymes with it. On the bottom
of your shoes when you're playing football. Yes, uh huh
rhymes with it. The opposite of messy is.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Opposite.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yes, yes, yes, uh huh rhymes with it, comes down
frozen out of the sky in winter.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Yes, rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
You sleep on these on your bed, Yeah, rhymes with it.
Have to stay out of number stop. All right, good work, Lea.
We put a five on that four a total of nine,
So and Susan four will time enforce over time. Five
will win it in the Battle of the spouses. Out
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of ours tied, Virginia ready, Susan, Okay.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Okay, and go all right. We're rhyming until I say
we don't. We live on Maine blank Street. Uh you
a trick or blank treat.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
You?
Speaker 6 (29:25):
Oh, candy, is this it's not sour?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
It's sweet?
Speaker 6 (29:30):
You have a bird says this blank blank you? Uh oh,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
You put this down on your grass around your tree.
Speaker 11 (29:45):
You don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
There is the buzz.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
The four No, you tied it up to overtime, Susan
right over in time to see if we can get
our winter here. Okay, so.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Lee, let's say we know.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Oh yeah, by the way, you all got to tell you,
it's only fifteen seconds. This stop watch goes fifteen seconds
goes by pretty quick. So let's see when you get
us a winner here, first overtime. All right, Lee, here
we go. All right, well, okay, thinking up on that
last one. Man, that's a that's a hard one. That's
a tough one. I don't know. Yeah, okay, so all right,
(30:29):
all right, Lee, I'm waiting to see if something jumps
in my head, so you be thinking too. Okay, let's
start the clock now. Okay, you use this around plants.
It's kind of like moss and it rhymes with those
other words.
Speaker 12 (30:45):
It's like moss.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Like yeah, yeah, no, no, I should have said it,
I said all right.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Well here we go.
Speaker 15 (30:58):
We roa.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Okay, Susan Tater, if you can get this one, you
will win. You got fifteen seconds and go.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
It's in the name. It's Blank Moss. Oh it's all seat.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yes. For the way that play was, Oh man, I
didn't put that together pit this is Pete mass I
knew it was something more with males. Was all right,
well lad no gone, And we didn't know our Pete Mosses,
did we?
Speaker 12 (31:30):
So hopefully Susan does.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
All the outside work. So okay, we are sending y'all
the prize pack to your address. We should appreciate y'all
playing with us this morning, listening all these years. Thank
you y'all. Swait hang on right there, Good morning. Got
to make showing the radio biit request from Ango our
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Byron Stevens out of Morgan to North Carolina our ours.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
There were a hand full of Hoyt and Dover then
Alaska after the Exxon val d's and so I'd like
to hear one of those. Oh yeah, we put them
boys to work back in the day, right are Byron?
You got it coming up next? Good morning. It's a
(32:38):
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hear about this time Monday through Friday, hit us up
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I know, okay? Where are we?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Are Byron Stevens Morgan to North Carolina?
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Here go barn.
Speaker 15 (33:01):
Hella?
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Is this Hoyt?
Speaker 15 (33:04):
All my life on the fight? About it? No?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Hoyt, John Boynbilla.
Speaker 8 (33:08):
Here you doing, boy?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
No Rothers.
Speaker 15 (33:11):
That's great. I can't wait to tell all my plans.
Wake gonna have off a party.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Too, Now, boy, are you that glad to hear from us?
Speaker 15 (33:17):
Were you bad? I ain't here to day a man
wins five thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
You want five thousand dollars?
Speaker 15 (33:23):
Ain't that why you're calling me? What that free money
birthday contail? Isn't there win to five battle doors? No? No,
we just called to say, hey, let me get this straight.
You got me out of bed in Alaska at two
thirty in the morning just to.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Say, oh ooh, sorry about that hoot.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I guess we kind of forgot about the time difference.
Speaker 15 (33:42):
Fright for nothing?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Gee? I feel bad. Well, listen, Hoyt, while you're up.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Anyway, how's that cleanup going up there? No?
Speaker 15 (33:49):
I tell you yeah. You know how hard it is
to get patroller and produce off of rum?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
I reckoon, it's a challenge.
Speaker 15 (33:55):
I ain't saying that much. Cruder loss as man Deborak
clean the hot Tarboro here Lilis's house that time.
Speaker 11 (34:02):
Pretty dirty job.
Speaker 15 (34:03):
Huh you got that right?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Well, some have been wanting to ask you, man, now,
what do you guys do for fun after work up there?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I mean, is it anything at all going on up
there in Alaska?
Speaker 15 (34:12):
Are you bet?
Speaker 11 (34:13):
You?
Speaker 15 (34:13):
I mean, never's been hanging out at the Point Baryl
country Club on the weekend?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
You joined a country club?
Speaker 15 (34:19):
Well, actually, we just worked there part time fixing the
tennis ball machine. Got us there with some rich folks.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Though, Well, who are the rich folks in Alaska?
Speaker 15 (34:28):
Well, right now, there's a big bunch of Exxon vice
presidents hanging around up there. Oh yeah, yeah, Newark's up
here trying to impress the debutante.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Well how's that working?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
No?
Speaker 15 (34:39):
Last thurday, he's working on the bar machine, doesn't go
with tennis balls in his pocket and walked over the
canteen to get a drink from this snooty little society
baby at the barn.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Uh huh.
Speaker 15 (34:49):
He walked up. She took a look at his bridges
and said, what in the world is that? Deward said, oh,
tennis balls.
Speaker 12 (34:56):
Uh huh.
Speaker 15 (34:56):
She said, ooh, I had that tennis elbow one time.
But that must be really.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
I don't guess we should look for the wedding announcement
in the paper anytime soon.
Speaker 15 (35:07):
God, no, oh, we do have a busy weekend coming up.
Don't you ever got us some tickets for the big
Broadway musical over the National Ground arm Ray tonight?
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Hey, we got a Broadway musical here this week?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Is it the same one Pump Boys and Dinettes.
Speaker 15 (35:21):
No, this is a local production. It's about the Exxon
Oil spell clean up. Uh huh. It's called Drunk Boys
and Tower. App was one of the big Uptown arts
and music festival this weekend. Whoa, it's blubber fast they
call it. You be taking a death, John Moore, I
shudder a picture of you that made you the official mascot.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
And now listen to it. You ain't seen me lately,
I should tell you I have been on a diet.
Speaker 15 (35:46):
We have the gun so far ms my heart to
hear somebody else say that and really mean, but listen
to it.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
I'm serious now, I've lost fifteen pounds so far.
Speaker 15 (35:58):
Of course you're losing fifteen pounds is kind of throwing
one deck chair off the Queen Marie. Hey, listen, I
need to go. I didn't even get to bed till
twelve thirty last night.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
When in the world you doing up so late?
Speaker 15 (36:09):
Donald Delbreton, Captain Hazelton from the Exxon Valdez is having
a big chuggle ug contest over it, Nan Nooks blah
blahah last night they I got around here. You gonna
see Goober later on? Yeah, why about hurling a small
to medium sized dull hair in his general direction and
put a little bit of a back spin on it
if you would? You know what you mean?
Speaker 13 (36:30):
You got it? Good luck?
Speaker 15 (36:31):
Hod, All right, y'all keep them straight down by okay.
Speaker 13 (36:34):
Alright here, good morning, Big show's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
You like this for your John Moore billy album and
hit the big box, hit the biggy show, dot com
keywords Jurassic Park, pull up the best few minutes When
Marvin Webster.
Speaker 15 (37:14):
Yo, what's up?
Speaker 3 (37:15):
How y'all doing? Say? All right, mom, man, I was
at the movie the other day, the Coming Attractions came on.
Help me out here, all right? Weekend at Bernie's two. Hello,
what's up with that? I mean, he's got Bernie's getting
a lot of work for a dead guy.
Speaker 10 (37:29):
You know.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
In fifteen minutes into his last movie, he's dead. Three
years later, he's doing a sequel. Y'all need to get
his agent, you know. Yeah, I don't understand the plot
of it either, but apparently these two dudes from the
first movie, they take Bernie on vacation to the Bahamas
or something. I mean, he's out there, he's dancing, he's
picking up girls, he's paras sailing. Bernie having a better
(37:52):
vacation than me. He's dead, you know. And have you
seen how they get him there? When they get ready
to go, they fold him up and still if him
in the suitcase. I mean, Jeffrey Dahmer could see this movie. Go, man,
this is sick. And then the main feature started. I
went to see Jurassic Park. Y'all seen it. Scary movie, man, scary,
(38:15):
especially if you're black. I mean, not that I expected
that much from Steven having A Steven Spielberg movie usually
has about as many black people in it as your
average episode of say, the Andy Grifford Show, you know.
And in Jurassic Park there's a grand total of two brothers.
And get this, both of them get eat up by dinosaurs. Dude,
(38:36):
the first brother gets it. They're still unloading the dinosaurs
from the laboratory at the beginning of the movie. Okay,
that's not a good sign.
Speaker 12 (38:42):
You know.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Another one is one of my favorite actors, Samuel L. Jackson.
He's got the big part. He plays the guy that's
like the technical operations manager of Jurassic Park.
Speaker 10 (38:53):
You know.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
He spends like three quarters of the movie locked in
the control room smoking cigarettes, and he still ends up dead.
But hey, look, if you have a movie with monsters
and black people in it, the brothers are going down.
Everybody knows that, right. I mean, it's always been that way,
even back on Member Star Trek was always it was
just like that Captain Kirk would say, get me a
(39:15):
landing party together, and who would it be? It would
be Kirk and Spark and Bones and some guy you
never saw before, Lieutenant Mutumbo, and guess who got turned
into a sugar cube five minutes after they hit the planet.
You know, yeah, that's right. And a friend of mine said, well, Marvin,
you know you shouldn't be so sensitive because you know,
(39:36):
Samuel L. Jackson in this movie, he's a black man
playing the part of a highly skilled technical operations manager
type person. I said, yeah, a black man in charge.
And what happens. One bustload of people go through the park,
The electric fences go out, all the dinosaurs get out,
people start getting eaten. This is like twenty minutes into
(39:57):
the movie. Now, when these survivors do escape and get
back to the mainland, whose fault do you think this
is gonna be? You know, Oh, you might have had
this black fellow running thing. He may have been in
a little bit over his head, you know. And another thing,
The Jurassic Park was supposed to have been a theme
(40:18):
park for the whole family. You know, Mom, Dad, bring
the kids, see the dinosaurs. So what I want to
know is who picked out these dinosaurs for this place.
I mean, you got like the Tyrannosaurus Rex forty feet tall,
real bad attitude and just loves the taste of human flesh.
And they got the Veloci raptor. This is like a
(40:39):
vicious hunting dinosaur with razor sharp claws, and they're smart
enough to program a VCR from the looks of this music,
and my personal favorite, the Dialopa saw this is the
one that could run sixty mile an hour and hawks
poisoned loogies at you from forty yards away. Now don't
that just have family fun written all over? Oh but
(41:02):
it's okay. I know it's a scary movie. But it's
okay because Spielberg says it's not aimed at kids. Yeah. Right,
I can't go in McDonald's without tripping over this big
dinosaur happy meal display that got over there. I take
my nephew the toys of Us. They got Jurassic Park
T shirts and Jurassic Park action figures, Jurassic Park coloring books,
(41:23):
Jurassic Park under Rules. Oh but the movie is not
aimed at kids, that's right. It's aimed at their parents.
Wallet is what it's aimed at. Oh, but here's the
best part. Spielbug has got this phone in it. Have
you seen this one? Eight hundred dino cop If you
see anybody selling bootleg Jurassic Park souvenirs, you're supposed to
(41:43):
call this number and turn them in for free. Hello,
what's up? With that, you know they're working on a
real tight budget over there at Spielberg Productions. The movie
only brought in nine hundred million dollars last week. I
didn't say eight. Expect me to be the souvenir police
already paid my seven books. Okay. I figured my commitment
(42:05):
to you as pretty much over Steve. Yeah, next time
I rent et, could you get Stephen to call me
at home and remind me when it's due back at
Blockbusters so I don't get a late chug. Yeah, y'all
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Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Rolled
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the Big Show. Bit box, Marvin on Jurassic Park. There's
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the Big Show dot com here right now, come on,
let's play beat the block. Let's meet our contestant. We
(00:46):
got John out of Floyd, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Good morning, John, Oh, good morning, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Hello body all ride home?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Uh that Floyd's Country Store up, Aaron, Floyd, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
John, that's beautiful place, man, I love that.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
The brother's young my kids, we're not my kids. I've
known them for a while. Dad, that daddy, Melissa their mama.
So I want to congratulate Blaine Young, the youngest of
the brothers, young mandolin player. He won first place at
the Kalyx Virginia Old Fiddler's Convention Youth Mandolin first place.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's beautiful, awesome thing, that is awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I put them on the John won't billan Facebook page
before when there's playing for me at the beach, you know,
tell private content.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Older brother.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, I got the band Joe going good stuff. The
brother's young, y'all check them out up and around Floyd
and gay likes. All right, Dan, John, Well, I'm glad
you're here, buddy.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
We're gonna ask you for having me.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Tators some questions. You agree or disagree, get two bells
for two buzzers, and you win a big old prize pack.
All right, Hey, the Marcy the manufacturer of popsicles recently,
and now what's their best selling flavor for the summer
of twenty twenty five? What it is?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Marguerita flavor, Mimosa flavor, Osmo flavor.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You're all about the alcohol flavors.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
You were talking about the spiked ones.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I say she's doing it wrong, but.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
You okay, So the most popular one of twenty twenty
five is the banana popsicle.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Because you can't find him anywhere they are sold out.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Well, Taylor's trying to figure that out out. But I've
been able to find and says this banana flavor the
best of twenty five. What you got, John, agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I will have to disagree, and that was the thing
to do.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, a lot of flavors out there is cherry. Cherry
is the most popular flavor of it. Okay, there's one
bell for John. Move on to hear question number two
Marcy ten. Surgeons say that if you had to lose
one of your fingers, which one is the best one
(03:04):
to lose if you.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Had to lose it. Surgeons can't do their work without
their pinky finger. So the pinky.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Wow, the pinky is the best one to lose if
you had a choice. John's tickling John. For some reason,
I agree, I disagree.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I guess I have to unfortunately disagree.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
Well, John, just for the heck of it, which finger
do you.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Think it is?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh? My god? Probably your ring finger?
Speaker 8 (03:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
No index fingers? What they say?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Your man?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
You know you gotta have a finger to.
Speaker 9 (03:55):
Point you kidding?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, use that middle finger? My get you in trouble,
that's what I want. Wow, that worked out with John.
You got the big old long Tiger's prize back head
up the beautiful Floyd Virginia graduate.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Thank you so very much. Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
You go ahead, I.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Shout out to the United States Marine Corps and to
my girlfriend Rochelle Livingston. Thank you guys for doing everything
you do.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Hey, proud to have you. Listen, John, Glad you won
Hang on with jacket, wad abouty hours. Here comes on
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Speaker 10 (05:09):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Well.
Speaker 11 (05:30):
Well, well, it seems you can't pick up a phone
these days without having to push a button just to
speak to someone in English. If you've ever called an
eight hundred number for tech support, you wind up trying
to figure out what gunga Din is telling you. I
(05:50):
wish everyone would just learn to speak English. And if
you've ever read the Big Show Facebook page or listen
to Wordy Word, you realize that's probably asking a lot,
in some cases, a whole lot. Perhaps the problem is
we real Americans just take English for granted. We've been
(06:13):
doing it for so long we've forgotten how dawning a
task it might be for someone to learn to speak English.
There's so many don rules to follow, most of which
just don't make any sense. A friend of mine found
this on the Internet and sent it to me. It
was on the internet, so you know it's true. He's
a French model you'll begin with a box, and the
(06:41):
plural is boxes, But the plural of ox became oxen,
not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are
called geese. Yet the plural of moose should never be meace.
You may find one lone mouse, or a nest full
of mice. Yet the plural of house is houses, not hece.
If the plural of man is always called men, why
(07:02):
shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen? If I
spoke of a foot, and show you my feet, if
you gave me a boot, would a pair be called beat?
If one is a tooth and a whole set of teeth,
why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beef. Then
one may be that, and three would be those. Yet
(07:25):
the plural yet had in the plural, would never be hose,
And the plural of.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Cat is cats.
Speaker 11 (07:31):
Never cos we speak of a brother and also a brethren.
But though we say mother, we never say methron. Then
the masculine pronouns he, his and him. But imagine the
feminine she shiz and shim in all fanness. I have
seen a few shim in my head, But you see
(07:54):
what I mean. Let's face it. English is a crazy language.
But if we floor it's paradoxes, we find that, for example,
quicksand is actually quite slow, boxing rings are square, and
a guinea pig is neither from guinea or remotely related
to a pig.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
And why is it right?
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Us?
Speaker 9 (08:14):
Right?
Speaker 11 (08:14):
But fingers, don't fing think about it? You can make amends,
but not one single amend. If you have a big
box of odds and ends and throw all of them
away except for one, what do you call that?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Brother?
Speaker 11 (08:30):
If teach us taught, why don't preach us praught? If
a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? A
new hands would like that one because it's possibly dirty?
In what other language do people recite at a play
and play at a recital. We ship by truck and
(08:51):
sent cargo by ship. We have noses that run and
feet that smell. We park in the driveway and drive
on the parkway. And how in the world is a
slim chance and a fat chance the same thing. While
wise men and wise guys are polar opposites, you have
to marvel at the unique insanity of English, where your
(09:13):
house can burn up as it burns down, and you
fill in a form while filling it out, and an
alarm goes off by going on and while I'm thinking
of it is if father is pop, how come mothers
not mop? Sometimes I think the folks who created this
mess should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
(09:37):
Is it any wonder why hop Along Hanson can barely
hobbler his way through wordy word English?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
What a load of who?
Speaker 12 (09:45):
We don't patronize me, jun Boy and Dilly? You know
these accents aren't helping.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, let's just use their real voices.
Speaker 12 (09:59):
From now on Good Morning Radio.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Done right, Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
(10:32):
I think we might have some college football heading into
this weekend. We will find out the man this finger
on the pulse that says index finger or his middle finger.
It works both ways.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Got to keep your pinky.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
That'd be Mark Pecker Sports went back man about twenty minutes.
Right now, let's.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Act Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse today episode
the Irish Brawl. As our story opens, Sister Mary Marcy
McDougall is talking to the assistant groundskeeper at the Sisters
of Perpetual Motion Convinence.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
So anyways, true feman bushes back a bit, and don't
forget to we behind the dining hall.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I'll keep right on.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Well, we are really rather be telling all this to
your supervisor. Where's old Clancy?
Speaker 11 (11:30):
I don't rightly know, sister, Stop talking Tommy Mexican handyman,
morning folks. Sorry further delay.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Well now.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Glad you could join us for a little work before lunchtime.
Speaker 12 (11:46):
You know, if you're gonna be late, you really should
let a feller know that.
Speaker 11 (11:52):
Mind your tongue, peppy woman, no mood for a bunch
of lip from a Presbyterian like you.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Good gravy Clancy. Where'd you get that nasty looking shiner?
Speaker 11 (12:03):
The same place you got your accent, Jimmy, It's a
long story jumping Jude.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
You got bumps and bruises off pump and down both
your arms. It's a big lawng cruise.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
What did that sweet do with Mexican.
Speaker 11 (12:22):
Yanna?
Speaker 12 (12:22):
Got a nasty knot on top of me head too.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
You ain't been brawling in the pubs again, have you?
I told you to stay out of there, tough sister.
Speaker 11 (12:29):
The only thing, the only thing worse than brave heart
here lecturing me about being late is you telling me
to stay out of the pubs. Everyone in town knows
you've done more shots than Cape Canaveral.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna tell us how you got beat up.
Speaker 11 (12:48):
Well, now you'll be in a nun I ain't gonna
lie to you. I've been mucking about with a married woman.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
A married woman, you're a nico in it.
Speaker 11 (12:58):
I met her over a Chelsea street mark commonly last
name of bridget Tool great, big gobs of wavy red hair,
a light dust enough records right across the bridge of
her nose. She's a perfect Irish.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Beauty and married to eh. I.
Speaker 12 (13:17):
I've seen the Wadden ring.
Speaker 11 (13:18):
On her finger. But she was so fine and soft
and sweet, smelling like Peppy over there. I just couldn't
help meself. So one thing led to another, and she
invited me back to her flat.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
So is that where she beats you up?
Speaker 11 (13:37):
All right, emigration, where's the rest of me?
Speaker 13 (13:40):
Crew?
Speaker 11 (13:43):
It wasn't her that did the beating, you talking spud.
It was her husband come home and caught us just
as we commenced to getting her freaka.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
In walks.
Speaker 11 (13:57):
Mister Patrick O'Toole himself.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Patrick O'Toole that bony little fellow that runs the pharmacy's.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
I can't believe he done all.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
This, Patrick O'Toole's five foot nothing in skinny as the
morning paper. He must have had something in his hand.
Speaker 11 (14:13):
Wait to maintain the illusion, I that he did a
hawking stick with a big honker of a brass ball
on the end of it, and he commenced to beat
me with it six ways from Sunday.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Still, you're more than twice his size. Didn't you have
nothing in your own hand?
Speaker 11 (14:31):
I missus O'Toole's rear end and a thing of beauty.
It is, too, but pretty much useless in a fight.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy play and your.
Speaker 11 (14:50):
Spiky head a hair he could have put his eye out.
You won't made to tune it again next time when
we're here, crusty old their superior.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 12 (15:04):
Why have you and the rest of the un go
and do it somewhere?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Good morning to make show us on the radio. Hang
over your local news weather sports.
Speaker 9 (15:14):
This was Royal, that is the king veto, slayer of
the Visicals, destroyal.
Speaker 11 (15:22):
Of the Mongol, and aggravator of the Ottoman empire.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
All listening to my two royal just as those.
Speaker 11 (15:30):
Gap toothed barbarians John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Are you old?
Speaker 9 (15:34):
Big show? A rise a Lord of beef, A rise,
Duke of Ellington, Rise, water of ten, essence of mob,
milk of vcdiva.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio and
you he went John Moore's Wonderful Thing number one hundred
and fifty three. Oh look, it is an original autograph
copy of Break magazine from July ninety one, featuring me
on the cover doing my famous Demi Moore pregnancy polls.
Yes abound. A couple of these in the garage will
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personalize the autograph for you if you would like it.
It will decrease the value is Randy, don't you what
that value is? But and then did you see that
fake story that Randy put up? Who used the head
of my picture of my Demi Moore pose? And here's
the unflattering picture of my wife with her you know,
(17:11):
the two hardest parts of that were finding a picture
of you not smiling, a picture of her with her mouth.
Speaker 12 (17:18):
Open, y'all.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
He's discussing that of the John Boy and Billy Facebook page.
So see what say what you think? Yeah, I could
never be that quiet as a guy who didn't talk.
We were talking about that. In case you miss it,
I may believe he was deaf and dumb for like
I many year, sixty two years, two years. But Randy
made it for me forty five years. I'm matched all
(17:43):
the pertinent details up in his life.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
So now you are a meme if you.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Hadn't seen it and jegging out the job Boy and
Billy Facebook page.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
It's just not talking.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
All right words with a pac Man and minas Big
Show rolls on Good Morning. I got the Big Show
on the radio coming up. We play worthy word for
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that's welcome, my man. All thanks College Sports Mark Packer,
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Good morning, pac Man.
Speaker 14 (18:20):
Good morning, John Boy. How's life treating you?
Speaker 15 (18:22):
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Oh we're all right, buddy show How about yourself there, Buddy.
Speaker 14 (18:26):
I can't complain because the college football season gets started
this week, John, I means Saturdays are going to be
loaded the college football movement forward. But there is something
that's bothered me since last time you and I spoke
last week. Since then, the University of Michigan, who of
course won the national championship back in twenty twenty three
with Jim Harbaugh as the head coach, they've been in
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the news and they got smacked again and I emphasized
the word again by the nc double A. And this
happened on Friday, John boy where the NCAA basically said,
all right, enough of this nonsense. Here's the deal. They're
not going to take away the national championship Michigan won
in twenty twenty three. And let's be honest, Michigan had
the best team. They went fifteen to o. They kicked
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everybody d in they wanted on the field, they did
all that stuff. But since then, man, they have had
all kinds of issues in terms of the cheating scandal.
They're stealing signs. Did they do it, did they not
do it? Somebody said this, Somebody said that Hardball wasn't
going to cooperate with the NCAA. So the NCAA came
down and smacked them, John Boyce. Now, they basically, here's
(19:30):
my problem. They gave coach Harball, who currently is the
head football coach out of the out in LA for
the Chargers. They gave him a ten year show cause,
all right, which basically is kind of a wall that's
put up so colleges won't try to hire them. He's
currently serving a four year show cause, which goes to
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the year twenty twenty eight. And so I'm reading all
this stuff, and again I'm not taking any away from Michigan.
They proved it on the field in twenty three. They
were the best team in college football. But obviously there
were some red flags. Obviously there were some issues. And
my issue with all this is how in the world
would the NCUBLEA come up with a ten year show
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cause to Jim Harball, who, as I said, is the
head football coach in the National Football League. So you
got a four year show cause and then they're going
to add another ten years. So they're basically saying between
now and twenty thirty eight, Jim Harball, we don't really
want you back in NCAA football. And I'm thinking myself,
(20:34):
First of all, the dude is making sixteen million a
year as the coach in the NFL. He's not cooperating
with the nc DOUBLEA. It's rare view mirror time for him,
it's almost like somebody that gets caught and they put
him in jail, and the sentences at the life sentence
plus three more life sentences. It's like, dude, you got
one life. I mean, I mean, you know, once you
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reach the end, it's over. Jim Harball has come back
to college football as much as I'm going to go
back and eat broccoli every day my life. It ain't
happenings not happening. And again, you got all the people say, man,
Michigan cheated, they did this, Listen, why not into that?
But all I know is that Michigan had the best
team in college football in twenty twenty three, and all
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this other stuff, all the assistant coaches who've been slapped
with show causes, even the current head coach, Sean rut
and Sharon Moore. He's serving a two game suspension this year.
They added another game for him next year, and it's like,
I mean, what are we doing here? I mean this
NCAA's got no power, no control. But you know, Michigan
fans are beating their chest going all yeah, well we're
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really hurting about this. Listen, Michigan. Like I said, National champs,
great tradition, all the history, all that good stuff. But
what they did, what they did give up was a
little bit of integrity because you can't have a football coach.
And Jim Harball, who said, hey, if you're cheating, you're losing,
and then all of a sudden he was asked for
the breast conference this week about hey, what's your take
on what happened with the ten years? Said well, just
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like last year, I'm not going to participate in the conversation.
Well that's great. I mean, you know, Jim, you're gonna
make you sixteen million years a great football coach. So
only can get that a great football coach. But the
whole thing with the NC Double A and and the
interactions and the pelonies, I mean they just sick. It's like,
can we just get the college football kick this thing
off and see what happens?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Maya, I don't know what the how can they step
up and take charge of everything? No pactic. They can't happen.
Speaker 14 (22:31):
They can't. Now they can't. I mean they've got they've
got no power. What they can do is they can
throw a really nice event. That's one thing the NC
Double A has been able to do, whether it be
you know, March Madness or the NTAA Baseball tournament, which
is great, they do a great job and all that
stuff up, but the enforcement of the rules, how they
cowered with this name, image and likeness which was coming
(22:51):
down the road and they just basically, you know, hit
underneath the rockets and oh, I don't know what to do.
You guys figured out they've got no power, no can
But the imprestions that came down on Michigan last week,
we're almost laughable in the sense of what are in
the world are you doing? The only decent thing they said, Hey,
we're not going to vacate the championship or penalize this
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team because nobody on this team player wise, had anything
to do with the twenty And I get all that stuff,
but you know, the whole thing is a joke.
Speaker 15 (23:20):
I mean, it really is.
Speaker 14 (23:22):
It's just gotten completely out of control.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
All right, buddy, do you own it?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
So?
Speaker 14 (23:27):
I know, John Boyd, it's almost time for kickup.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
It starts.
Speaker 14 (23:31):
I'll told you last week. It starts in Ireland this
weekend with a low Kansas State Iowa State to that,
and then we're both ranked in the top twenty five
with the group the AP preseason Top twenty five Poles.
So yeah, football for real in the college game, the
preseason NFL stuff comes to a screeching halt. Thank goodness,
it's almost unwatchable and it's almost good time. I'm telling
you this how next week we're gonna be talking about
(23:53):
some unbelievable Week one football games in college football.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
It'll be great. Kay, way body, thank you so much back.
We appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 14 (24:01):
All right, jump boy, have good.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Week you too, my boy. That is Mark Packard, the
man a y'all. Let's play our worthy word game one
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Good morning.
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got on their contest. But when you're there, take it though.
We'll call you somebody on the play. May that happen
to like right now? I'm all, we had everybody's head
about the bed. Okay, my birdie word and a birdie word.
Let's meet a contestants. We got a husband and a wife,
(25:27):
been happily married for twelve years, but overall thirty four years.
It's uh, Lee and Susan from Vashti, Virginia, good morning,
couple of the month, morn right, thirty four wonderful years,
(25:48):
all totaled of just getting with you, right.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
All right, along a good deal, y'all.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Well, let's do the boys against the girls, John Boy
and Lee and Susan. All right, all right, all right.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
And we're doing it.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Random words, y'all, any words at all can be used
after this word tablet alrighty So, Susan, you relax. Let's
see what me and Lee can do for the first
thirty seconds. Ready, Lee, Yes, okay, start the clock now.
A referee thos's flag. That means he is calling a.
Speaker 15 (26:28):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Uh huh a navy blank, the specialist, the navy Yes,
uh huh uh. The opposite of cold, the air conditioned,
turn on the what opposite of air? Yes? Uh huh
rhymes with it. Take your sit down, take your yes,
uh huh rhymes with it. Give me a steak I need.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
A steak is made out.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Of what.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Y'all did?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Good though, Are you there, Lee?
Speaker 10 (27:00):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah, okay, you're uncomfortably solid that it should have been
a click. One, okay, that's all right.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Four on the board.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Does he treat you like that? Susan?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
She shuts up.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Oh, let's see what Tater and Susan can do. Four
for lead, Tater and Susan. Big enough on that last.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
One, and go Hamburger steak. Yes, rhymes with it. When
you steal answers on a test, you did what would
you steal answers?
Speaker 6 (27:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (27:34):
Oh, cheat?
Speaker 6 (27:35):
Yes, yes rhymes with it. When you do this with food,
you have to blank and drink you have to eat. Yes,
eat rhymes with it. These are at the bottom of
your legs.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
You have two of them.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Rhymes with it. The Walmart blank.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
This person stands there and says, hello, it's a what reader,
great reader, good job.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
All right, Well y'all put a five on the board
to take the lead by one. Left me laying there,
so we go about five to four. All right, there
we go. Okay, Lee, let's see what we can do
for a round two here, buddy, all right, okay, all right,
looked like we're still rhyming. All right, start the clock now,
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a whole bunch of ships in the navy. It's an
entire yes, uh huh rhymes with it. On the bottom
of your shoes when you're playing football. Yes, uh huh
rhymes with it. The opposite of messy is.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Opposite.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yes, yes, yes, uh huh rhymes with it, comes down
frozen out of the sky in winter.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Yes, rhymes with it.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
You sleep on these on your bed, Yeah, rhymes with it.
Have to stay out of number stop. All right, good work, Lea.
We put a five on that four a total of nine,
So and Susan four will time enforce over time. Five
will win it in the Battle of the spouses. Out
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of ours tied, Virginia ready, Susan, Okay.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Okay, and go all right. We're rhyming until I say
we don't. We live on Maine blank Street. Uh you
a trick or blank treat.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
You?
Speaker 6 (29:25):
Oh, candy, is this it's not sour?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
It's sweet?
Speaker 6 (29:30):
You have a bird says this blank blank you? Uh oh,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
You put this down on your grass around your tree.
Speaker 11 (29:45):
You don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
There is the buzz.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
The four No, you tied it up to overtime, Susan
right over in time to see if we can get
our winter here. Okay, so.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Lee, let's say we know.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Oh yeah, by the way, you all got to tell you,
it's only fifteen seconds. This stop watch goes fifteen seconds
goes by pretty quick. So let's see when you get
us a winner here, first overtime. All right, Lee, here
we go. All right, well, okay, thinking up on that
last one. Man, that's a that's a hard one. That's
a tough one. I don't know. Yeah, okay, so all right,
(30:29):
all right, Lee, I'm waiting to see if something jumps
in my head, so you be thinking too. Okay, let's
start the clock now. Okay, you use this around plants.
It's kind of like moss and it rhymes with those
other words.
Speaker 12 (30:45):
It's like moss.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Like yeah, yeah, no, no, I should have said it,
I said all right.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Well here we go.
Speaker 15 (30:58):
We roa.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Okay, Susan Tater, if you can get this one, you
will win. You got fifteen seconds and go.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
It's in the name. It's Blank Moss. Oh it's all seat.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yes. For the way that play was, Oh man, I
didn't put that together pit this is Pete mass I
knew it was something more with males. Was all right,
well lad no gone, And we didn't know our Pete Mosses,
did we?
Speaker 12 (31:30):
So hopefully Susan does.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
All the outside work. So okay, we are sending y'all
the prize pack to your address. We should appreciate y'all
playing with us this morning, listening all these years. Thank
you y'all. Swait hang on right there, Good morning. Got
to make showing the radio biit request from Ango our
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Byron Stevens out of Morgan to North Carolina our ours.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
There were a hand full of Hoyt and Dover then
Alaska after the Exxon val d's and so I'd like
to hear one of those. Oh yeah, we put them
boys to work back in the day, right are Byron?
You got it coming up next? Good morning. It's a
(32:38):
big shaw on the radio and something you'd like to
hear about this time Monday through Friday, hit us up
on the John Boy Milly facebook page. Don't get distracted
by the wonderful articles that you will see. No, guy,
I know, okay? Where are we?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Are Byron Stevens Morgan to North Carolina?
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Here go barn.
Speaker 15 (33:01):
Hella?
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Is this Hoyt?
Speaker 15 (33:04):
All my life on the fight? About it? No?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Hoyt, John Boynbilla.
Speaker 8 (33:08):
Here you doing, boy?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
No Rothers.
Speaker 15 (33:11):
That's great. I can't wait to tell all my plans.
Wake gonna have off a party.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Too, Now, boy, are you that glad to hear from us?
Speaker 15 (33:17):
Were you bad? I ain't here to day a man
wins five thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
You want five thousand dollars?
Speaker 15 (33:23):
Ain't that why you're calling me? What that free money
birthday contail? Isn't there win to five battle doors? No? No,
we just called to say, hey, let me get this straight.
You got me out of bed in Alaska at two
thirty in the morning just to.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Say, oh ooh, sorry about that hoot.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I guess we kind of forgot about the time difference.
Speaker 15 (33:42):
Fright for nothing?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Gee? I feel bad. Well, listen, Hoyt, while you're up.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Anyway, how's that cleanup going up there? No?
Speaker 15 (33:49):
I tell you yeah. You know how hard it is
to get patroller and produce off of rum?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
I reckoon, it's a challenge.
Speaker 15 (33:55):
I ain't saying that much. Cruder loss as man Deborak
clean the hot Tarboro here Lilis's house that time.
Speaker 11 (34:02):
Pretty dirty job.
Speaker 15 (34:03):
Huh you got that right?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Well, some have been wanting to ask you, man, now,
what do you guys do for fun after work up there?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I mean, is it anything at all going on up
there in Alaska?
Speaker 15 (34:12):
Are you bet?
Speaker 11 (34:13):
You?
Speaker 15 (34:13):
I mean, never's been hanging out at the Point Baryl
country Club on the weekend?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
You joined a country club?
Speaker 15 (34:19):
Well, actually, we just worked there part time fixing the
tennis ball machine. Got us there with some rich folks.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Though, Well, who are the rich folks in Alaska?
Speaker 15 (34:28):
Well, right now, there's a big bunch of Exxon vice
presidents hanging around up there. Oh yeah, yeah, Newark's up
here trying to impress the debutante.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Well how's that working?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
No?
Speaker 15 (34:39):
Last thurday, he's working on the bar machine, doesn't go
with tennis balls in his pocket and walked over the
canteen to get a drink from this snooty little society
baby at the barn.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Uh huh.
Speaker 15 (34:49):
He walked up. She took a look at his bridges
and said, what in the world is that? Deward said, oh,
tennis balls.
Speaker 12 (34:56):
Uh huh.
Speaker 15 (34:56):
She said, ooh, I had that tennis elbow one time.
But that must be really.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
I don't guess we should look for the wedding announcement
in the paper anytime soon.
Speaker 15 (35:07):
God, no, oh, we do have a busy weekend coming up.
Don't you ever got us some tickets for the big
Broadway musical over the National Ground arm Ray tonight?
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Hey, we got a Broadway musical here this week?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Is it the same one Pump Boys and Dinettes.
Speaker 15 (35:21):
No, this is a local production. It's about the Exxon
Oil spell clean up. Uh huh. It's called Drunk Boys
and Tower. App was one of the big Uptown arts
and music festival this weekend. Whoa, it's blubber fast they
call it. You be taking a death, John Moore, I
shudder a picture of you that made you the official mascot.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
And now listen to it. You ain't seen me lately,
I should tell you I have been on a diet.
Speaker 15 (35:46):
We have the gun so far ms my heart to
hear somebody else say that and really mean, but listen
to it.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
I'm serious now, I've lost fifteen pounds so far.
Speaker 15 (35:58):
Of course you're losing fifteen pounds is kind of throwing
one deck chair off the Queen Marie. Hey, listen, I
need to go. I didn't even get to bed till
twelve thirty last night.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
When in the world you doing up so late?
Speaker 15 (36:09):
Donald Delbreton, Captain Hazelton from the Exxon Valdez is having
a big chuggle ug contest over it, Nan Nooks blah
blahah last night they I got around here. You gonna
see Goober later on? Yeah, why about hurling a small
to medium sized dull hair in his general direction and
put a little bit of a back spin on it
if you would? You know what you mean?
Speaker 13 (36:30):
You got it? Good luck?
Speaker 15 (36:31):
Hod, All right, y'all keep them straight down by okay.
Speaker 13 (36:34):
Alright here, good morning, Big show's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
You like this for your John Moore billy album and
hit the big box, hit the biggy show, dot com
keywords Jurassic Park, pull up the best few minutes When
Marvin Webster.
Speaker 15 (37:14):
Yo, what's up?
Speaker 3 (37:15):
How y'all doing? Say? All right, mom, man, I was
at the movie the other day, the Coming Attractions came on.
Help me out here, all right? Weekend at Bernie's two. Hello,
what's up with that? I mean, he's got Bernie's getting
a lot of work for a dead guy.
Speaker 10 (37:29):
You know.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
In fifteen minutes into his last movie, he's dead. Three
years later, he's doing a sequel. Y'all need to get
his agent, you know. Yeah, I don't understand the plot
of it either, but apparently these two dudes from the
first movie, they take Bernie on vacation to the Bahamas
or something. I mean, he's out there, he's dancing, he's
picking up girls, he's paras sailing. Bernie having a better
(37:52):
vacation than me. He's dead, you know. And have you
seen how they get him there? When they get ready
to go, they fold him up and still if him
in the suitcase. I mean, Jeffrey Dahmer could see this movie. Go, man,
this is sick. And then the main feature started. I
went to see Jurassic Park. Y'all seen it. Scary movie, man, scary,
(38:15):
especially if you're black. I mean, not that I expected
that much from Steven having A Steven Spielberg movie usually
has about as many black people in it as your
average episode of say, the Andy Grifford Show, you know.
And in Jurassic Park there's a grand total of two brothers.
And get this, both of them get eat up by dinosaurs. Dude,
(38:36):
the first brother gets it. They're still unloading the dinosaurs
from the laboratory at the beginning of the movie. Okay,
that's not a good sign.
Speaker 12 (38:42):
You know.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Another one is one of my favorite actors, Samuel L. Jackson.
He's got the big part. He plays the guy that's
like the technical operations manager of Jurassic Park.
Speaker 10 (38:53):
You know.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
He spends like three quarters of the movie locked in
the control room smoking cigarettes, and he still ends up dead.
But hey, look, if you have a movie with monsters
and black people in it, the brothers are going down.
Everybody knows that, right. I mean, it's always been that way,
even back on Member Star Trek was always it was
just like that Captain Kirk would say, get me a
(39:15):
landing party together, and who would it be? It would
be Kirk and Spark and Bones and some guy you
never saw before, Lieutenant Mutumbo, and guess who got turned
into a sugar cube five minutes after they hit the planet.
You know, yeah, that's right. And a friend of mine said, well, Marvin,
you know you shouldn't be so sensitive because you know,
(39:36):
Samuel L. Jackson in this movie, he's a black man
playing the part of a highly skilled technical operations manager
type person. I said, yeah, a black man in charge.
And what happens. One bustload of people go through the park,
The electric fences go out, all the dinosaurs get out,
people start getting eaten. This is like twenty minutes into
(39:57):
the movie. Now, when these survivors do escape and get
back to the mainland, whose fault do you think this
is gonna be? You know, Oh, you might have had
this black fellow running thing. He may have been in
a little bit over his head, you know. And another thing,
The Jurassic Park was supposed to have been a theme
(40:18):
park for the whole family. You know, Mom, Dad, bring
the kids, see the dinosaurs. So what I want to
know is who picked out these dinosaurs for this place.
I mean, you got like the Tyrannosaurus Rex forty feet tall,
real bad attitude and just loves the taste of human flesh.
And they got the Veloci raptor. This is like a
(40:39):
vicious hunting dinosaur with razor sharp claws, and they're smart
enough to program a VCR from the looks of this music,
and my personal favorite, the Dialopa saw this is the
one that could run sixty mile an hour and hawks
poisoned loogies at you from forty yards away. Now don't
that just have family fun written all over? Oh but
(41:02):
it's okay. I know it's a scary movie. But it's
okay because Spielberg says it's not aimed at kids. Yeah. Right,
I can't go in McDonald's without tripping over this big
dinosaur happy meal display that got over there. I take
my nephew the toys of Us. They got Jurassic Park
T shirts and Jurassic Park action figures, Jurassic Park coloring books,
(41:23):
Jurassic Park under Rules. Oh but the movie is not
aimed at kids, that's right. It's aimed at their parents.
Wallet is what it's aimed at. Oh, but here's the
best part. Spielbug has got this phone in it. Have
you seen this one? Eight hundred dino cop If you
see anybody selling bootleg Jurassic Park souvenirs, you're supposed to
(41:43):
call this number and turn them in for free. Hello,
what's up? With that, you know they're working on a
real tight budget over there at Spielberg Productions. The movie
only brought in nine hundred million dollars last week. I
didn't say eight. Expect me to be the souvenir police
already paid my seven books. Okay. I figured my commitment
(42:05):
to you as pretty much over Steve. Yeah, next time
I rent et, could you get Stephen to call me
at home and remind me when it's due back at
Blockbusters so I don't get a late chug. Yeah, y'all
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