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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Make shows on the radio with.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
No I'm just wearing his ugly Christmas sweating feature track.
When to make show, bit box and entry into the
diaryal Gary bucy A. You see Thanksgiving he words Thanksgiving Diary?
When you hit the big show dot com?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I got it, tell us.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
And you got it to beat the blood.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Let's meet our contestant. Hey Dickie you some vine?
Speaker 5 (00:54):
You no vine?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
You blow my mind?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Hey Dickie, Yeah, Diggy out of Midway, Georgia. All right, Dickie,
you know what we're gonna do. We're gonna ask TATR
some questions. You agree or disagree, You get too right
for too wrong, and you win. All right, I'm sorry,
I'm talking all over you. You got it, buddy, Hey,
I got it as wrong as she.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Uh, she's got her box and clothes on right.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Oh you want to fight, we prefer to work.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Tom. I'm going bare and uncles.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
I was married to a blonde.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
Word was.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
All right? Well, let's see what we got. What's your
dog's name?
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Digg Uh got mean headad mean head?
Speaker 7 (01:45):
How many men for him?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Not his ex wife?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
All right, here we go, let's jump in here Tayer.
According to the wise men of ancient India. A wife
talking about wives here, a wife should be younger than
her husband, wise men of ancient dying. A wife should
be younger than her husband. But how much younger? And
(02:13):
there are choices, these ancient.
Speaker 7 (02:16):
Wise men the Christmas gift?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Is it about one third his age? One half his
age or three fourths his age?
Speaker 8 (02:27):
Come on, you guys, not everyone's belichick.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
He did not.
Speaker 9 (02:34):
These wise men only wanted her to be half his age,
half his age.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
All right, digge, you disagree?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
God no, because I'm thinking of ancient they wanted to oka.
You don't need to know the correct answer. You just
agree or disagree. You're over answered.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Agreed?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Did you say disagree?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Disagree?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, well that was the thing to do. Yeah, one
third his age? What only one third?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
There's it now?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Using that math?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Okay, wait a minute, hold on, diggie, no, using that math,
if he was twenty four, she should be eight.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Wow, yeah that's one third wo. Yeah, so she's thirty,
she should be ten.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Well, anime clamping was considered old maid when she's fifteen.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Now hold on, now we're talking about a different individual.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Oh well, let me say so, Dickie got a bail
right there?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
All right, one morning, you win, Dickie. Here we go, Taylor.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yes, the University of Wisconsin received a government grant the
study rhino Telexomania, which is, and you have choices you,
oh good? Is it the study of mating habits of rhinoceroses?
Is it the study of psychological effects of plastic surgery?
(03:59):
Or is it the study of a compulsive nose picking disorder?
Speaker 8 (04:03):
You know, my brother took a class on this in
college and it is, yeah, study of compulsive nose picking disorder.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Wow, compulsive nose picking disorders? What uh, Ronald telexlemania is, Dickie?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 10 (04:19):
I'm going to have to agree whether all that all right?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And wow, you can't fool Dickie.
Speaker 11 (04:29):
I don't know, you know what. I actually looked that
study up. One of the things they were trying to
prove is the connection between nose picking and Alzheimer's really
because you got all this bacteria on your fingers and
that's close to your brain.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
And I thought it was because the finger fit in
the nose.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
There is that? All right? Well, let's find out where y'alling,
Dickie are going later. Now, talk more about it.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Dickie, you hang ol buddy, you got the big old
Have you heard prize bag?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Buddy?
Speaker 10 (05:01):
Hey man, love y'all. Have good morning, y'all in that
gay merry.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
Christmas, Christmas.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
By the money hour.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Tobao News got our time capsule on the other side.
Get down, martincevered a second to pull her out.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Get it that what nicktas.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports. Juggled burgledy diddy d I'm
old and I hate women. Oh, in my day, we
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didn't have to deal with any bathroom hogging, non stop nagging,
pms and pissing, moaning, life shortening misery magnets called women. Oh,
sure they were around, but in the good old days
we knew how to deal with them. We were a
lot smarter in those days. We kept them out back
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in cages like hamsters, and only took them out for
cooking and cleaning and breeding and fishing the rattlesnakes out
of the outhouse. And when you got tired of the
one you had, you hitched her up to the wagon
and had a pull you into town on a Saturday
night to the swamp meet, and you traded with your neighbor.
And if you wanted to go hunting a fishing down
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to the local beard joint, you didn't have to ask
your woman.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
You told her.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
And if you didn't come home that night, that was
your business. You just made sure to put some papers
down in case she had an accident. Oh and if
she missed the papers and duty on the floor, you
had to teach her a lesson. So you made her
roll it up and smoke it. And she got proud
lung and hacked up button nuggets for a fortnight. Wooped,
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de dude, Look at me, I'm the proud owner of
a poop smoking.
Speaker 12 (07:34):
She devil rattlesnake wrangler.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Oh, happy day.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And we like it.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
We loved it.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
And of course she never thank you, because that she
was a woman, and they're known for being ungrateful. She
was ungrateful that you spent all that time building a
coop for her to sleep in so she could get
out of the rain and stay warm in the winter.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
She was ungrateful when.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
You went and spent your heart earned money on a
brand new harness so she could be comfortable when she
was pulling the plow. She was ungrateful when you bought
her some new kitchen cleaver so she didn't have to
bite the.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Heads off the chickens anymore. But did she ever say
thank you?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Hell to the No, that's what all your generosity and
hard work got you, dingle dangy do look at me.
I'm wasting my life on an uppery farm, halfer with
feathers and a team and new Then one day a
bunch of candy ass closet cases got together and said, hey,
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maybe we are to treat women better better how so
they started letting them bathe and wear clothes. Before you
knew it, everybody was doing it. All that kind of
gentler crap went to their hair. Soon they were sleeping
indoors and learning to use the bathroom and going to
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the doctor when they got sick.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
From there, things went downhill faster than Sonny Bono.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
A feller from town, Old Trusty Underwood took his ball
and chain to the library one time.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Well, she found out about books and.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Learned to read.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Then they started having secret meetings, and pretty soon all
the mouthy mamas in town were reading. Then came voting
and driving, and then they went and demanded to be.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Paid for working, paid for working.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's the end of civilization, we thought, but at least
it wouldn't get me worse, and we was wrong. Pretty
soon they invented women's lib all of a sudden, and
all the ugly girls were making a big broad bonfire,
unleashing their droopy blossomuffins on the world. Then they started
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demanding to be paid what a man would make for
the same job, which was a crime, because.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Everyone knows that women were in theory of the man.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
But now you couldn't say it because it was politically incorrect,
and we might make a mad and they'd abandon the
porn industry and destroy the Internet, and to add insult
to injury as the final indignation, that pinch face, big legged,
screeching bandsheet.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Hillary Clinton ran for.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Presidents great googly Moogli, and here we are today, looking
back at what a wonderful world this could have been,
if only we'd been smart enough to keep them in
their places, head out of our faces, flippery floppity flu
Look at me, I'm a big dumb nuted moron threw
(11:00):
away paradise on earth so Oprah could tell me what
a rotten s op I.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Hate women, sewn boy and Billy.
Speaker 13 (11:13):
In beds broke.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Good morning Radio, done right, Good morning Begs Jones on
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the radio for your Tuesday and December the second. Well,
if you're looking for entertainment for a holiday event this year,
we can recommend several great comedians and this is not.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
One of them.
Speaker 13 (11:55):
He's back like a bad jack. Ladies and gentlemen, Hello
joke nerd man, you can really sell the thistle.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
Bro Listen.
Speaker 13 (12:02):
I just stopped by all up in this mother to
run some material past. Y'all, I got a sweet gig
in a big dad confab. You're actually getting bookings. You
know it, home fries, you don't get it. This is
my world now. Well this and astronomy, well, this astronomy
and stamp collected and model dinosaur building.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
But Tama is my life.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Let's not waste any more time. Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome your headliner. Joke nerd, what's up? You gotta start
with something they know. Welcome to all the dad's out there.
Gives the wife a chance to work on their tender profile.
It's tater doing o.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
Lord, we're doomed, clown. What do you call an irishman
in a bulletproof vest rick O'Shea shut up. I went
into a restaurant and that's the waitress of I can
ask her a question about the menu.
Speaker 12 (13:01):
Please.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
She slapped me in the face and said, it's none
of your business about the man. I please.
Speaker 13 (13:07):
That's more like a friend of mine was kidnapped by
a pack of mimes. They did unspeakable thanks to him.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Yeah, thank you. Stick What fruit has fun on a slide?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
A key?
Speaker 13 (13:23):
We I got a vasectomy last month, but my wife
still got pregnant. I guess all of a sect me
really does is changed the color of the baby, and
that one's for Jack.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
My wife said, you act too much like a detective.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
We have to split up.
Speaker 13 (13:44):
I said, good idea, we'll cover more ground that way.
That did not go as well as I thought it would.
My wife said, you haven't listened to a word I said.
I said, WHOA, What a weird way to start a conversation.
You can use that when you get home, John boy.
I once dated a homeless woman. Things got serious and
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she asked me to move out with her.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
AnyWho.
Speaker 13 (14:14):
The seven Dwarf were all sitting in a hot tub.
Doc started feeling sleepy, so sleepy got out. I never
make fun of dwarves.
Speaker 7 (14:24):
They look up to me.
Speaker 13 (14:26):
That's what I wanted, that's the laugh I wanted on
the puppy Child, joh, I'll tell you what I know
about dwarves, very little.
Speaker 7 (14:37):
I think I'll stop.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
The dwarf.
Speaker 13 (14:41):
Accidentally took my cat's medicine last night. Don't ask me how.
My wife told me it was my turn to put
the baby down. I said, you stupid baby, you can't
do anything right, and the dumb one got it right away.
(15:04):
How do you know Mike Tyson isn't religious. He punches
people in the faith. A blind guy walked into a bar,
then a chair, and then a table. It's okay to laugh.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Hey, okay, I just found out I was color blind.
It hit me right out of the purple Thank you stick.
Speaker 13 (15:32):
My wife told me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
Now I can't read it. My doctor told me I
was going deaf.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
That was hard to hear. I didn't ask for the
editorial tape.
Speaker 13 (15:48):
Just when you thought food couldn't make a phone call,
boom onion rings. I'll bet you Jackie doesn't get it
like the Chick fil a thing with the cows. She
just doesn't want to look stupid.
Speaker 11 (16:05):
They're getting worse.
Speaker 13 (16:06):
I asked the German girl. Just you wait, I asked
the German girl for her phone number. I'm still waiting
for the rest of it. So far, all I've got
is nine. My wife is so fat?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
How fat is she?
Speaker 7 (16:21):
Thank you, John Man. My wife is so fat she
can only play seek. They used to call it a
jumpo lean.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Until my wife got on it. All right, we gotta
wrap it up.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
Hold on, hold on, I need to go out on
a winter this one, No, this one, No another dwarf joke.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
No, here we go.
Speaker 13 (16:40):
Did you know that miss Peggy can't count to seventy?
Every time she gets the sixty nine she gets a
frog in her throat?
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Well, I have to say, what, after all these years
you have.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
Really what developed into a brilliant comedian?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Stay amountain to say?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Dang?
Speaker 13 (16:58):
Well, back to the drawing board that Stiller's got any
of that invasion of pull material joke?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Nerd out, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
It's a big show on the radio coming up in minutes,
John Boy and Billy Blayhouse starring Stephen Curry, Big Shoe Kids.
So I was just switched to a to a new
telephone after hitting a shot.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
I've been feeding for years and years.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
Yeah, man, you can make him a guy who doesn't
change things.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Change at something.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Here was Auntie Jackie Curry. Hey, Joanie, man, use him
a deal. So Seth, of course, Uh, Steph's brother signed
Golden State.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
Man, they have signed him back.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Johnny, all right, that is so awesome.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
So Seth and Steph are gonna be together for the
Golden State Warriors for.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
The first time in my life.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
I got to tell you something that I didn't have
to wait for Tater or Miranda, Randy's daughter.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
To tell me.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
I know nothing about these two, and I thought, oh,
I've got to send it to Johnny before Marcy or
Miranda say.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
That's awesome. Yeah, that's great. The Curry brothers on the
same team. Golden State. Boy, it would be nice they
make a run, get back to the to the finals
this year.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
That'd be great fun for us.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
All right, well, Steph, I'll try to do that. Okay,
Steph done a.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Good job, learned how to act. They're all them commercials.
I guess he says some time.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
He's pretty good, Isn't it not bad?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Let's see how how he does with the Big Show
unforsunly it's a pillar script but coming up next and
then wordy words gonna be played for the bird teen
County Peanuts prize back begs Joe rolls on Good mornin
Big Shows on the radio. Sure you see them all
over TV.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Acting. Now, let's see its Steph's first acting job. There's
playholl starring Stephan Curry. Hang on for that.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
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can win if you can beat us on worthy word here.
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hang on, play for it ten minutes.
Speaker 14 (19:43):
Oh, it was so nice of that sweet Jackie to
let us meet her dollar nephew. Oh, Stephan stiff and stiff,
and you should It's okay for us be down here.
One more damn employee hands me a broom. I'm gonna
bust the spring. You bust springs all the time. That's
why you cows look like a boomerang. You and your
big old ass.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
My ask at least I don't beef want to back
up and only beats around you. It's my jackass detector.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Beat beat beat.
Speaker 14 (20:14):
See now, don't you two start. We're out in public
with normal people. They don't want to hear your miss.
These ain't normal people. These as professional basketball pants. It's
like being in a forest of big sexy trees and
I can see a couple just begging to be climbed.
You know, NBA stands for nice big athletes.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
Mama, Oh hell, here we go.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I love all them.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
Big cow basketball men.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Cream abdor your bar, Julius Irving, Wilt Chamberlain, shack heel
o'd Neil, Larry Bird, all Larry Birds hate. The only
white basketball player ever made me more. Yeah, that was
a long time go. From what I've seen, you've been
stuck in a drug for the last fifty years. Clean us,
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Oh hell, do clear us? Me if they wanted to
see an antique, they go to a damn museum.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Come on, clean us.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
Come on, you know I don't leave the house without
my box cutter.
Speaker 12 (21:14):
Yeah, I brought my own cutter case in.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Point nice echo. Oh, I think I got some dirt
on my mudflaps. You're nasty.
Speaker 14 (21:34):
Come on, let's find the bathroom. Mama, you stay here,
Come on clear us. He don't make me walk too fast.
Might have a mud slide, damn it, soon.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
As you right.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
I could use a place to make water myself. This
looks like a bathroom. Knock, knock, I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (21:50):
Can I help you?
Speaker 9 (21:51):
Man?
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know there's anybody in here.
I'm just looking for a place to take a squat.
Speaker 10 (21:56):
Oh yes, ma'am, this is a bathroom right here. Please
help yourself.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Oh my goodness, I know who you are, your Stephen Curry.
I'm a friend of your aunt jacket.
Speaker 10 (22:08):
Oh yes, ma'am, And you are.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
All yours if when you play your card right, excuse me,
it's okay, sexy boy. I'm hip to the scene the sin.
I know all about you. Ball players away from the family,
get so lonely on the road, looking for a little
company and take the edge y'all. Look like I showed
up just in time. Don't no, you don't have to
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play coy with me. This ain't my first time in
the locker room. I wasn't a bench warman. Baby, I
set that mother on fire.
Speaker 10 (22:44):
Whoa, Now, wait a minute, Am I gonna have to
cost security?
Speaker 7 (22:48):
Why don't you think you can handle all this by yourself?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Baby?
Speaker 7 (22:59):
Give me what free for damn and make it nothing
but men?
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Oh, hell's all cunible.
Speaker 10 (23:08):
Man, you're gonna have to leave. I need to rest
and eat dinner before the game.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
Well why not start with dessert? Wouldn't you like the
nibble on a horreo? Come over here, don't run away.
I'm a lot faster than I. Look, you can fight
a feeling, but you can't fight destiny. Come here and
give me a hug. Sorry, you know in Japan that
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means I love you.
Speaker 10 (23:36):
What mama?
Speaker 12 (23:40):
She can't get too far on that fake here?
Speaker 7 (23:42):
What's in here?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Hell no, mama busted?
Speaker 10 (23:48):
Oh thank god you're here. Can you get her off
of me?
Speaker 12 (23:51):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (23:51):
Are you dune?
Speaker 6 (23:52):
Because I just get him started? Get off that young man,
you old heffa he's an MVP. He don't need a
damn std am it. Cratis, you ain't nothing but a
shot blocker, mister Curry. I am so sorry. This is
what happens when Kujo gets off her leash. Ain't nobody
getting off nothing around here?
Speaker 7 (24:09):
Thank to you.
Speaker 10 (24:10):
I'm not sure it just happened, but I gotta go.
I got a game to play.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
We are so sorry.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Oh good luck.
Speaker 14 (24:16):
Oh stiff and stiff and stiff, and take it to
him son, make your heart proud.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
I'll just leave you my number. I wrote it on
my Panics. Call me messed it by that much, Mama,
I'm ashamed of you acting that way. Let's go find
out seat. I volunteer to put that old bird out
of her misery. I gotta stop by the snack by first.
I'm all worked up now. Oh lord, I need me
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a corn dog. Hope they got a foot long?
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Oh yeah, yeah on.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Pillers to take it you too, right, right, dude, Well,
let's play worthy word one eight hundred, big show you
told free line. We'll get to a couple of contestants
and play next.
Speaker 14 (25:23):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
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Speaker 4 (25:30):
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Speaker 2 (25:41):
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Speaker 4 (25:51):
Let's play.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Okay, no birdy word, little worthy word.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Let's meet a contestants. We got our from Valdosta, Georgia.
Good morning, Earl, Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Welcome buddy.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Hen we got James from Athens, Alabama. A good morning, James,
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
John Boy, going good?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
All right, George boy and Alabama boy. Let's play some
wordy word. All right, it'll be John Boy and Earl
all Tater and James all right, alright, okay, and random words, guys,
just any words at all.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
See what we can do.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Earl, let's do the first thirty seconds. Give him something
to shoot at.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
You ready, sir? Oh, we got tough one right off
to bed. I hate when that happens.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
All right, Earl, Let's see what we got there, Boddy,
all right, I'm not gonna say that I'm not gonna
say that.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Okay, start the clock now. In the house.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
This is where you have batteries and loose items. You
pull it out in the desk, look at door. Yes,
all right, I got the title of my car.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I am the what yes?
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Okay, blank Jordan or a blank plane. We breathe this,
you breathe you bring yes, sir? H you brush your
teeth with this on it? Yes, yes, all right man.
That was all over place, earl, But to you is
hidding me grounded? There for four on the board. All right, well,
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Tater and James.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Let's see what y'all do for al one? You ready, James, Yes.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Sir, all right, and go.
Speaker 8 (27:41):
It is so cold outside it is thirty two degree.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Uh huh.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Instead of the death penalty, you get blank in prison.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Laugh.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
He's not your friend, he's your animy.
Speaker 8 (27:56):
This is like a tornado that comes.
Speaker 7 (27:59):
Off the wall.
Speaker 8 (28:03):
Katrina was one. I'm sorry, Yes, the first place is
a blank metal.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Well, all right, good job, y'all. You put a five
on the board to take the lead by one. It's
five to four, all right, earl.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Let's see what we can do for round two.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
You ready to go?
Speaker 12 (28:25):
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Start the clock now, don't forget to blank your hands
before you eat.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Uh huh, what's the number after nine?
Speaker 9 (28:36):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Look at the.
Speaker 10 (28:37):
Time on the.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Yes, uh huh. A dog or cat is your.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
This is a sweater that covers your throat. Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
This is where the pilot sets in the plane. Pilot
sets in the plane in this section. Yes, right, good
work girl. Put a six on the four, a double
digit ten score. So Tater and James Bible tide, Yeah
and six will win? Okay, Redd and James.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
And go.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
You look at yourself in this piece of glass, not
the front but the.
Speaker 9 (29:20):
You.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
You You have a shopping blank. You put all your
stuff in a car. No to take it home?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Buggy to take it home?
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Yep?
Speaker 9 (29:30):
You chop wood with this, would handle in a You
get a letter out of this, a letter out of
your Yes, park the car at this step up on the.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
Curb.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Curb for the winds.
Speaker 15 (29:48):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (29:54):
Man.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
We had a couple of players in Georgia and Alabama.
SA say you'd be proud of you all boys. Well,
Earl will give you shot down the road by appreciate.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
You playing with us.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
Earl appreciate Joe.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
All right, buddy, James, let you man, good game, James,
A yeah, man, that's fun boy, Good morning, I got
the big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Quest a bit for John Boy.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
My name is Charlie Turner from Jefferson City, Tennessee. I'd
love to hear the bit where Clyde the camel does
surgery on John Boy, if you can, please thank you.
Tater couldn't find that, but found doctor jackyl and mister Clyde.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
Do you remember the camel doing?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, yeah, I do, do I do?
Speaker 4 (30:44):
All right? It was on you.
Speaker 7 (30:48):
I remember that noise, all right if I could find
it that.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
If not, you'll hear Jael Hike.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
All right, Charlie, we're gonna get you something from Clyde.
Speaker 13 (30:56):
Come on.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Good morning by shows on a radio some you'd like
to hear about this time after word of word Monday
through Friday. But a hurry up less than a month,
ain't you go, Charlie Turner out of Jefferson City, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
We all know history, but there's so much more we
don't know. I'm Sir David Addenborough and this is unknown history.
October twenty seven, twenty twenty two. The place Charlotte, North Carolina,
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and one of the longest running syndicated morning shows in
radio history, and was coming to the end of another
broadcast there.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Tick week with all us tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Of going home.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
But it wouldn't be.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
Just another day.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
The man known only as John Boy would experience an
unparalleled medical emergency that would bring him dangerously close to
the very edge of his mortality.
Speaker 10 (32:30):
Would have paint.
Speaker 13 (32:35):
Three.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Luckily, a crack medical team was on hand three six five,
and America's favorite.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Rednick was saved and restored to health, a very happy ending. Indeed,
at least that's the popular version of events, But the
real story lies in what you don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
As John Boy was rushed.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Into emergency surgeon, a brilliant surgeon who would save his life,
was knocked unconscious by a large piece of medical equipment.
It was the ultimate worst case scenario, for no one
(33:22):
else with the necessary skills was on hand. It was
a dark moment. Indeed, Luckily, a young intern had been
shadowing the injured surgeon and was on hand.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
His name.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Was Clyde, and even though he was a camel, he
was John Boy's only hope. The procedure began on schedule.
As John Boy's family, friends, and millions of Lesteners held.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Their breath, hoping and praying for the best.
Speaker 15 (33:59):
Garb on apple, Oh, snapple, Oh, scample follow me.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
The minutes turned to ours as Clyde worked feverishly and
John Boy clung to life.
Speaker 16 (34:17):
Right chops, door stops, God, John, Oh, the four Steps.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
After nearly nine hours, Clyde the intern Camel completed the
delicate and complicated surgery, and it was arousing success.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
The original surgeon.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Regained consciousness and was instructed to take credit, and that
was fine with Clyde. Right the radio world breathed a
sigh of relief. Clyde wasn't the hero John Boy wanted,
but he was the hero he needed. He even filled
it for him on the radio a few times. But
(35:04):
Clyde didn't go away empty handed. He got his medical
degree a year ahead of schedule, and he struck up
a very hot relationship with his nurse.
Speaker 16 (35:17):
Get nachos, I get get naked until next time.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
This is Sir David Edinborough reminding you that it's not
the history that's known, it's the history unknown.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Morning there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
I got to tell y'all a little bit ago that
pac Man will be with us tomorrow in the final
hour of the Big Show. Going there some first of
the week traveling. We've got a time to set up
all things college football my man, Mark Packer, Oh well,
right now feature tracking the Big Show, ben Box keywords
Thanksgiving Diary.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
You like this for you John Boy and Billy Album.
It's time for the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 12 (36:45):
Dear Diary. This is Gary.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Beaucy Well Diary.
Speaker 12 (36:54):
We had our annual all star Hollywood celebrity of Thanksgiving dinner.
This passed with you a time I can invite all
of the big shot show biz buddies over to tie
on the feedback. This always a pretty big deal in
the guest list is the envy of the entertainment community.
Why I remember one year Bronson Pinchot and Luanda Page
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got in a fistfight over the last spot. I awarded
the honor to the winner. Belkie and Anester in a
rage subtle a score inside of steel cage, knuckles, knuckles,
boots and buckles. Give him a wedgie and make me chuckle.
Luanda wins with a courthole slam. Have a seat and
past the ham feedback shot well, diary, we didn't have
(37:45):
an empty seat again this year. Stars studded. It was
like a first class premiere. In fact, we even spray
painted the sidewalk red. I just wish we'd done it sooner.
There's red footprints all over the house. It looked like
the floorboards of OJ's Bronco. We were gonna put a
(38:07):
passel a while turkeys in the front yard till the
city of Malibu shut us down. Got a complaint from
Bobby de Niro. Seems to me, after his last few movies,
he'd be a little more tolerant of turkeys. I saw
dirty Grandpa. Mister Denio, congratulations on a big fat zero
no box office. Everybody was told to bring a dish
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to pass. I do this on purpose to keep him humble.
They get too used to all these lauded uh catered affairs.
Of course, that blows up in your face. Sometime, like
the year Ray Walston and b Arthur both brought a
bread bowl with spinach dip. They spent the whole time
(38:54):
trying to sneak boogers into each other stuff. Before you
know it, Ma did my favorite Martian or hollering at
each other and the Pier six brawl that ensued spilled
into the street. They had to tase her bee six
times before she went down. It's a fight to the
finish because they both brought spinach. B Arthur's the big
(39:16):
gerl man don't do. First ones to show up was
Delta Burke and Gerald McCraney. Lord, they looked like the
number ten coming up the sidewalk. As times like that,
I thank god I put in them double doors. I
(39:37):
had to pull a steamer trunk out of the attic
for it to sit on, and she pulled it up
right in front of the hoar nerve table and went
to town. All I heard was and before you know what,
the appetizer table was cleaner than Lance Bassa's backside. Former
(39:57):
heifer Kirsty Alley showed up with a vegetable tray. I
was so proud of her until I found her in
the kitchen snorting lines of Ready Whip off Christopher Lloyd's chest.
Corey Felvis showed up. He wasn't invited, but he showed up,
started doing his rap music act on.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
The back deck. He was easy to get rid of.
Speaker 12 (40:23):
I showed him a baggy of bacon soda and thrown
it over the railing. I think the trees slowed him
down before he hit the rocks. He must have been comfortable,
though he's still laying down there. Hey, little Corey, here's
a bedtime story. Cover up with leaves and try not
to Snorrey. Now he not sleep tight. Don't let the
crackles bite. They'll it fack you. Caesar Milan RSVP. He
(40:49):
got a little deep into the old taquila, kept trying
to paper train Brt Butler. Mission accomplished, but it took
an entire Sunday Times. Surprising appearance by Reba McIntyre.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Yeah yeah, yea, yeah, yeah yeah yah yeah yeah.
Speaker 12 (41:09):
She wasn't invited. Her tahoe broke down out front. She
stayed long enough to get hit on by Mickey Rourke,
who thought she was Nanette Fabree. I sprung little bitty
Cat Williams out of County lock Up long enough to
get him a good, solid, home cooked meal. The best
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part was that he is so small that we hit
him in the turkey. And when Dave Coolier went to
carve it, Cat popped his head out and said, do
not carve me. I am a boy, good thing. Old
Dave is about the same size as Crazy Frankie. He
didn't have to spend the rest of the day and
(41:52):
pooped out drawers. When it come time to tile. The
feedback it was like dinner time of the zoo. The
clanking a clank of forks on the plate said that
sound to everybody else laughing and having a good time
did my heart good. I sat back and quietly said
thanks to the Good Lord for all the food and
(42:13):
the friends. But when the smoke cleared, there weren't a
scrap of who left except for that pecan pie that
Kate len Jenner brought. No one was sure where she
got the nuts. Well, Diary, I got the skidaddle. I'm
(42:33):
sponsoring Mindy cold over to Jenny Craig. She ate her
way out of a kiddie pool and that her pudding
and figured this.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Time for a change until next time. Diary X's and
those Gary.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
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