June 3, 2025 • 41 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci hands out our streaming assignments for this week’s What To Watch.. - Rabbi Myron Bergstein reviews the new Karate Kid movie.. - Comedian Greg Warren tells us about the time he was carjacked.. - John Boy shares some history on baseball.. - Mark Packer gives us an update on all things College Sports.. - We fill a request for Robert D. Raiford’s story about a horse.. - and we’ll close up with some deep thoughts from Mary Jane…
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
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In the Wow.
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That's made our contestant. We got Darryl out of glen Wood, Arkansas.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
The morning. Darryl hey man, We are all and welcome
in here, monks. As you excited?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yea, all right, well as Marcy. Some questions you agree
or disagree. Try to get too right before too wrong,
and you will win. Daryl all right e'in Stein. We're
all familiar with that smart fella.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Aren't we, Darryl, Yes, sir, well in.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Einstein's famous formula energy equals mass. Time's the constant squared?
What was the constant?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
He used? Dark his hair?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It did stay the same thing.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
No, No, the constant was energy.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Energy was then's what data says about Einstein?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
What you say, Now, do you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I agree?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Are you sure? Equals seed square?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, you got the song now, But yeah, that's the
speed of light. It is a constant in Einstein's deal there.
That's the sea part of that equation, c part. It's
the constant. It's the part of the formula that doesn't change.
Energy equals mass times the constant speed of light one
hundredy six styles in my first second.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yes, it's a huge number.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, I've read it three times and I still don't
that's nutting it in a college physics class, and I
still can't explain it.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
And Daryl can't either.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
So I just want to know. Could he put his
hair into pigtails?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Or is it always just maybe? I'm manon.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I said that the photographer was there and he just
messed up his hair, you know like pillars does, just
did it for the camera, and the guy snapped the picture,
and unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's what we got. I like it, all right, Well,
then back to you, buddy. That was a buzzer. We
do not need another one of those.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
All right, all right, Well let's go, Tator, good Catholic girl.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Let's go to the Bible.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
All right, Michael and Gabriel, do you know what they are? Tator,
This is not the question. I'm just trying to get
ahead of you. Michael and Gabriel, Okay, they are two
of only three angels that are mentioned by name in
the Bible.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Who was the third, Cupid? Yeah, good Catholic?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
No, no, all right, no, the third one was archangel
Leoni Leonardo.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
The archangel is what Tater says, Daryl, you agree or disagree? Oh,
he's thinking I disagree with that One's good.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, he was a ninja turtle, but he's a mistake.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
The answer is Lucifer, the one who took a third
of the angels with him. But don't worry, Michael and
Gabriel on the winning side. Okay, here we go a
full cow. We need a bell, Tayter, is it true
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that you should never wake a sleep walker?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Some boy?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
If I don't, he might get away? No, never wake
a sleepwalker?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You've always heard that.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
So it's true that you should never wake a So.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Taylor says, it is true that you should never wake
a sleepwalker. Darryl. Do you you agree with that? Yes, sir,
that's just one of them deals you heard wrong all
your life. Experts say there's no reason not to wake
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a sleepwalker.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
They might want to be prepared to dunk.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
My brother when we were kids, sleepwalk and he'd end
up in the kitchen making peanut butter sandwiches in the
middle of the night, and we'd wake him up, and
he'd always wake up swing.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
It, all right, Well, no other Darrel had baseball bat
don't wake him out, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well, now we're gonna give you a good consolation prize.
O buddy, if you hang right there, we'll take care
of you, all right, Buddy, Nike, you hang.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Watim Ony hour Toboo news.
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Time capsule on the other side by June the third
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Speaker 6 (06:42):
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Beavis and Butthole ain't the only twisted infidels in the
world of the animated comedy. You done heard about Old
(07:42):
Tanky Winky, the little purple sissy what runs around with
a pocket book? But that's just the beginning of the
covert gay par spokespeople in Toontown. Come on down and
watch us rip the lid off in the hidden homosexual messages,
and you kid his favorite cartoons. On Friday night, out
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of the closet comes old Fred Flintstone. His buddy's on
the bowling team. Call him Twinkletoes flint Stone. He spends
more time with his little buddy Barney than he does
with his wife, and the two of them is always
running around all over town looking for a jay Old
(08:25):
time Yabba Dabba, don't miss his. Also Friday, we'll give
you the untold story of pepper Mint Patty, Charlie Brown's
lesbian ready from the Peanut She's only girl, Peanut What
wears pants instead of a dress. She's better at football
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than some of the boy Peanut. She wears him sensible shoes,
and she hangs out with this plain looking little girl, Peanut.
It's always a calling her, sir. Let's move on in
talk about on Saturday night when we blow the lid
off and Popeye. The sailor man ain't been in the
(09:08):
navy in thirty years, still walks around dressed up in
little sailor outfit. What's that all about? He's always eating salad.
His girlfriend is one of them flat chested transvertites named
Olive Hare, and his best friend is Whimpy. We'll also
(09:29):
reveal the secret line of that lesbian role model from
Scooby Doo. Old Elmer, find out for real reason that
guys don't make grasses at girls that wire glasses, and
then come on back on Sunday afternoon when we give
you the untold site of the dynamic duo. The super
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Siss is flat man in a robin. Their names is
Bruce and Dick. They live together in a big ol'hiouse.
Vegan calls a little in his boy wonders and they
run around at night time a wearing tie. You do
the man, and on Sunday get the naked truth about
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that notorious homosexual hassing Puffer bloods Bunny. He stands around
with his hand on his hip less has seen them
Broadway show too, and he's all time dressing up like
a woman and kissing on Elmer his hunting warning. Nobody
will be admitted during the mind curdling pink panther sequence.
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Come get the facts as best we understand them. This Friday,
Saturday and Sunday fartune HomeOS expose admissions. Free love offering
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on the Frontage Road. This is Reverend Billy Ray Collins
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rem inions it's time to turn so you don't burn yo,
straight up, John.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Boy and Billy. No, we're not homosexual, but we are
willing to learn.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
Yeah, would they send us someplace?
Speaker 10 (11:17):
Special morning radio dumb.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Right good mon Anisa shown the radio and action.
Speaker 9 (11:53):
Hello friends, your old pal Burt Burn here with another
bunghold blistering edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Today's episode a more perfect union.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
As our story opens, a union boss is visiting a
brothel in Las Vegas.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Well, hey, hun welcome to the page. Pe it the
oldest and most popular brothel in Las Vegas. What's you
in the mood for today?
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Business before pleasure. My name's Maya Jrblanowitz, Union Local two
thirty one, New York. I've been visiting several of the
brothels out here.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I did some stuff. You must have some stamina. You
eat a lot of oysters, do you not?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
No, it's not what you think. See you now.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
The first brothel I went through wasn't unionized. They only
gave the girls twenty percent, and I was not about
to give them my business.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Good for you, hon.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
And the next brothel I went through was a bit better.
They gave the girls twenty five percent, but they clearly
weren't unionized either, So I decided to take my business elsewhere.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Was that brothel called the Horny Gopher? Yeah, that's right,
good call on your par Those girls have the collapse
so often that folks around here call them applause.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
It's very clever. I have to write that one, don,
And so that brings me here. Now, what sort of
deal do you give your girls?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Well, sir, you'll be happy to know that we are
a union brothel and our girls get to keep up
to eighty percent.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Eighty percent.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
Wow, that's fantastic, So I guess I'll be giving you
my business.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Wow, that's just Dan.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
You know I've had my eye on a few of
these beauty since I walked in. Well, sir, I see,
oh my, look at that redhead in the court. Sir,
she's spilling out of that teddy. What's her name?
Speaker 4 (13:37):
It's Magenta, But sir, what a beautiful name.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I'd like to have Magenta.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
I'm sure you would, But you'll be seeing Edith.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Oh, which one is Edith?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
She's the fat, old blonde with the mustache in the
wooden leg Are you insane? Sorry?
Speaker 11 (13:56):
Hun?
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Edith has seniority union rules, you know.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Hello some of us. We hope you enjoy John Boy
and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 9 (14:13):
Well, I'll take my glass eye out. If you want
to get weird, tune in next time. When they hear
the busty redhead Magenta say.
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Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. It's big
showing the radio.
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you listening?
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Hi?
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How you are listening to two of the funniest guys
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John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
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Are they funny? Are they funny?
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Oh?
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Hell, good morning, and that's a big show on the radio.
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Coming up.
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Mark Packer from the aec seeing net Word. We're got
to explain some college world series going on. Man, I'm
trying to keep up.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I got glue. That's why we played pack the Big Box.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
You hang on there, end them going up there talking
about I said I got a little baseball tedbit, so
we throw that int on professional ball. Back in eighteen
fifty one New York Nigga Boxer Nigga Boxers. They were
the baseball team. Now that was in New York Knicks.
He was a baseball I mean basketball they dug it
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over confused. Yeah, but they were the world's first professional
baseball team to wear uniforms, so this was cool. The
uniforms consisted of blue trousers, white shirts, and straw hats.
When they went to a ball Caps they got out
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fit the crew at Shakey's Pizza.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
So m can't remember that.
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Yeah, so th aw hats please come up with a
better hat as well. And it was on this date
in nineteen thirty two, lou Garyy became the first baseball
player to hit four consecutive home runs. He was playing
for the New York Yankees. He hit his home runs
in the first, fourth, fifth, and seventh innings. Yankees were
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playing the Philadelphia Athletics, and they won twenty to thirteen.
Got of some high scoring games back then. Four home
runs in a row.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
That is lou Garrey there. How about that.
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It is our man, Mark Packer from the ac CE
Network here for a little bit longer, and we got
him as always on the Big Show for many years.
We can't tell them how much we appreciate him and
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let's try. We appreciate you, mister Mark Packer. I gave
it a shot.
Speaker 10 (17:50):
You know, sincerity, cut you anywhere you want, Tomboy, you
got it going on.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
How you doing, Boddy?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I am good.
Speaker 10 (18:00):
I tell you what man I told you last week.
This NCAA Baseball tournam it's my favorite tournament, John Boy.
It really I like it better than March Madness college
football playoffs. I mean, baseball is great. It's unpredictable. You
never know what's going to happen. And that's exactly what
happened the first weekend. As a matter of fact, history
was made, John Boy. Heading into the tournament, Vanderbilt was
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the number one overall seat. They were fresh off of
winning the SEC championship, and they made history. They became
the first number one overall seeded team not to reach
the regional final since the new format was adopted in
nineteen ninety nine. So, I mean, they're sitting there at
the host right They're in Nashville. They're the number one
overall seed and didn't even make it to their regional final.
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And then on top of it, the number two overall
seed was Texas. They were hosting down there in Austin
and they got absolutely bumped and swept by the University
of Texas of San Antonio. Wow, you talk about a
little brother coming in there and kicked big brother right
and the shn it's a craziness has happened. So this
thing's wide open. But the Superregionals will move on and
(19:07):
they'll get cranked up on Friday, weather permitting around the country.
But again, acc SEC, the two dominant conference, is heading
into it, and again they're gonna be well represented, even
though there have been some surprises, like I said, with
both Vanderbilt Canada Texas getting kicked to the corner. Now,
speaking of baseball, John Boy, I gotta mention this has
got nothing to do what I normally talk about, because
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you know, I know there's a lot of Braves fans
out there, and of course I'm a San Francisco Giants fans.
But I gotta give a shout out to the Colorado
Rockies because they became the first team in baseball's modern era,
John Boy, to reach fifty losses before they won ten games.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Let that one.
Speaker 10 (19:46):
Now you're talking about a long season. Now, listen, baseball,
the major league season last forever. Can you imagine being
a Colorado Rockies fan, gone, Oh my god, how much
longer do we have to put up with this? They
lost fifty before they won ten. The last team to
do it, John Boy, was something called the Kansas City
Cowboys back in eighteen eighty four. I mean, you're talking
(20:09):
about atrocious.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
That's as bad as he gets.
Speaker 10 (20:13):
By the way, speaking of ugly, how about a shout
out to the New York Knicks. You know all those
obnoxious celebrity bandwagon fans been talking trash after they beat
Boston and then you know they've reinvented the work basketball
and all this nonsense. Well, I loved watching the Indiana
Pacers kick him to curb and eliminate him that. You know,
the New York Knicks, John Boy, Again, we live in Charlotte.
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You're not the Home and the Hornets who haven't done
anything in twenty some odd years. But let me marinate.
Let me let this marin in a second. The last
time the New York Knicks won the NBA title was
nineteen seventy three. Whoa nineteen seventy three, John Boy, You
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let that marinate just a second. By the way, NBA
Finals get started on Thursday, the Oklahoma City Thunder Indiana
Pacers Thursday. It gets started on that front. And one
more note, going back to my world of college sports.
I read this week that Cooper Flag. Of course, we
got a chance to watch him for a couple of
months playing for Duke great player. Obviously going to the NBA.
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Multiple reports said that he made twenty eight million dollars
on nil deals. Well in college, how about that?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Like, why would you leave?
Speaker 10 (21:29):
I mean, seriously, if you could make twenty eight million
plus every year as an eighteen year old student, I
don't need the NBA nonsense.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
He's got years left. If he would stay in college,
right right.
Speaker 10 (21:45):
He just turned eighteen.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
For cry, I would just sit there and.
Speaker 10 (21:48):
Go, hey, you know what, I'm gonna put thirty to
forty million in my back pocket. Hang out on college chase,
some skirts, have some fun, be the all star poster
child for college basketball. And then you know what, once
I put a hundre millions in the pocket, now I'll
go jump on this NBA.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I got four years ago of eligibility left.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I could be his roommate. I went off that.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, sow them around Tampel Hill.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
You know I grew up there. High school.
Speaker 10 (22:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, they give you forty million
if you could find the library.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
John besids, he's in Durham. You know, there's never mine or.
Speaker 10 (22:21):
Even yeah, or even spell library. That's a whole separateation.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I hate it when the Clemson graduate gets on me
like that.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 9 (22:31):
You know you got that right?
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Good?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Hey? Hey, uh.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Okay, yeah, and right quick, I want to ask you,
so the super regional because I'm trying to keep up.
So what's the deal with it? How many more weekends
we got? Where are we going now? So I can
catch up to the College World Series?
Speaker 9 (22:48):
Here?
Speaker 10 (22:48):
Well, lay the brackets work, John, the super there's eight
super regionals around the country, all right, and it's the
best two out of three at eight different locations.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
And you can check it.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
You go to n cua A dot com and check
out who's playing who? And again they start on Friday.
But the so there's excuse me, I.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
Just take that back.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
There's sixteen super regionals. The winners will be eight teams. Right,
we have sixteen regionals. This that gets cranked down to
eight super regionals. The winners of the eight super regionals
will then go to Omaha next week. All right, next week,
and that's when it gets started for the College World
Series in beautiful Omaha, Nebraska.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
So eight regionals, so that will be four team after
the eight. It will be four that goes to Omaha.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Or eight the eight.
Speaker 10 (23:34):
There's eight eight. This is why for forty million if
you find the live right who came up with the.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Rules.
Speaker 10 (23:44):
Yeah, well yeah, listen, anything with the NCAA gets everybody confused.
But the eight winners of the super Regionals, those eight
teams will go to Omaha, and that will represent the
College World.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Series this weekend eight next week.
Speaker 10 (24:01):
Oh no, no, no, sixteen is past weekend eight this
week and the other case the eight. There will be
eight winners this week.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Listen, let me make it real simple.
Speaker 10 (24:10):
When you and I god willing. If not everyone is
canceled by then, God willing, if we're talking next week,
there will be eight teams. All right, I will tell
you those eight teams.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Who's and they will be in Omaha.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Then I promise I got it, Cause eight games, it's
actually sixteen teams because there's two teams per game.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Excellent, God it, God, don't you got it?
Speaker 7 (24:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (24:36):
You know you can listen, you can put your shoes.
Speaker 8 (24:38):
Back on that.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
By back.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Thank you for having patience with me, My buddy, you
got you're.
Speaker 10 (24:46):
Still my man. Even though you can't read a writer,
you're still my favorite radio.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Seggy bonic regulator. There goes Mark Packer. Oh right, can't
you why you can on that ac see that work?
You'd explain it to you. All right, Come, let's play
wordy word our game one ain't hundred big show you
told free line. Get two contestants. We'll team up and
play next. Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
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Will to do your two sash and three? There's your track,
gonna make show big bog deep doolls from Mary Jane.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
You're going about thirty minutes and right now everybody's head
about the bed. Okay, wordy word, about a wordy word.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Let's meet a contestant.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
We got John Paul from Titus, Alabama. Good morning, John Paul.
Speaker 8 (25:59):
Yeah, morning John boy.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Nobody all right, not know when I get to play
with a guy name like the Pope.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Hey go John Paul. Well, my last name is Washington,
John Pard Washington.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Dad.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
When you got your three names are John Paul? Gratulations, buddy,
glad you're in here with us, and let's see we
got Dustin is having two below Mississippi. Good morning, Dustin,
good morning, good morning buddy.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
All right, welcome in here.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
So hey there In, Dustin, John Moyen, John Paul, Alabama
versus Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Good old game of wordy word. Welcome sons, how I go. Hey, Look,
we're gonna be dealing with the beach. Dealing with the beach.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
You got my being Butler's fishing patriots.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
You know it's all right.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Conquered clear water for our supper last week in week
before last. Yeah, so uh, I took my sidekick there,
slowed Joe down to the coast, and.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
I like how you had the chair for him. I
caught one, so I shared it with him. I didn't
show that in the pictures. But y'all check out that
black drum. Okayyt's see John moore Billy facebook page. Not
back to you guys.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Enough about me, all right, Dustin, you relax, Me and
John Paul gonna see what we can put on the
board with these words to do with the beach.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
All right, boys, the beach?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
All right?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
You read of John Paul, Yes, sir, okay, let me
say that don't don't you don't me off you know
how I am?
Speaker 7 (27:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Uh huh, yeah, don't do it? All right, here we go,
now start the clock.
Speaker 9 (27:47):
Now.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
It's what you lay on the beach. Yeah, uh huh.
This is what you surf on in the ocean, not
a board, I mean on the board you catch a
way uh okay, blank and roll the kind of music
blank and roll. Yeah, these are the kind of birds
you see at the beach.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
Thank god.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
You use this when it's raining order to keep the
sun off of.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
You and t ba, no you open it? Yeah uh,
now what you say, let's see either right there.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Good work, John Paul put a five on the board,
all right, and now it's tater and dustin dustin?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Are you renaissan I'm ready all right and go all right.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
This is the opposite of tanning lotion. You put this
on instead. Yeah, yeah, boy, you laid down or dry
off with one of these. You put these over your
eyes because the stop the glare. You me. I use
this tube to breathe through when you're just kind of
floating on the water. And this is another name for
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the sea. It's what the Atlantic you there's a high
and a low one of these it has.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Well, y'all march right on and put a six on
the board to take the lead by one and answering.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
To you quick I had CLUESND no doubt.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Well let's get in the round two. See we can
decide to saying you ready, John Paul?
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yes, sure, I am starting to clock Now what a
sally collect on the seashore?
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (29:30):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
These things will sting you like peanut butter and jelly. Okay,
this is what kids build.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
This is what you set in.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
It's two words are yes, what kind of don't you're
you're taking another word for the ocean?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
A blank chair? Get the blank chair? This is crazy.
I don't know why y'all did this to me. What's
the word.
Speaker 7 (29:58):
It all?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Go?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I know, man, I'd have jumped up there. That was
a three on a five and eight score. So Tater
and Dustin two will tie, three, will win? Ready picking
up on that last one, go.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
All right, you're sitting on the sand that is called
the what the sand is the what lounger?
Speaker 9 (30:19):
No?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
No, I'm going to the blank to see the water. Right,
So what kind of you're in a beach? What say
them together. You're sitting in it a beach.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Yeah, my boy.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Hey, you put your beer in this and it keeps
it a colder coat.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
You put this on your head.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
You put this on your head a hat as hat
bought the wind.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
I'm on a go hal that beach cher.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
They had time to think about it and work it
out there. I hate when that happens. But hey, we're
gonna call you bagum tightus Alabama, Jaggie. Make a note
of that man, John Paul.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I will go make it a wint to whip tater
and who else?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Their teammate is Dustin if you would like to give
up your prize package and rematch, No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
May well do that.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
That's a good dag, Dustin. He's got a big old
long tiger's prize pack. Head down to two polo for you.
Speaker 9 (31:15):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Shout out, yeah, go.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Ahead, buddy to my wife Tony and daughter is well
all right, look at daddy. Alright, Duncy, and you hang
on with Jackie. John Paul will see you down the road.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Buddy. We appreciate you. Thank you, God, good morning, got
the big show on.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
The radio, all right, Eddie Adams be rad Kentucky says
I miss Robert d Raver, and he was such a hoot.
Can we hear a rave? Well, yes we can, Eddie.
We'll get that for you next mate. Mister Robert d
Raver too. I'm if he'd always tell me come in
is hello?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
See John Moore? What you gonna pull out of your
butt this morning?
Speaker 10 (32:00):
It's the way I like it.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Story.
Speaker 9 (32:06):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
It's big tackled ray for in general. Hang on, Anny,
your request coming up next?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (32:46):
It is?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
It makes on the radio, and it is I requested
bed of the morning from Annie. Here you go, buddy.
Speaker 12 (32:53):
One of my favorite columnists, and I read a lot
of them. Isn't a regular one? The one with the
oddest name really Clinkenborg. He was born and raised on
a farm in Iowa sixty years ago as a pH
d from Princeton and is on the editorial board of
the New York Times. His column, published just once in
a while on the editorial page of the Times, is
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titled The Rural Life. His riding is so good that
you can feel, hear, even smell the rural life. He
lives on his farm in upstate New York. His one
published this week about one of his horses.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
It touched me.
Speaker 12 (33:27):
I'd like to pass it along. In early May, my
neighbor and I moved my three horses across the gravel
road to her summer pasture. Last year, it took a
while before her animals, a thoroughbred and a mule, heard
it up with mine, but eventually they settled down into
a single unit. This year, they did something unexpected. They
ejected Remedy, my old quarter horse, from the herd. My
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neighbor put salve on his bites, and when I went
to check on him the next morning, I found him
standing alone in the shallow creek, as if his feet
were hot, his head to the fence, and has tailed
all the rest of the world. I bought Remedy in
Colorado when he was nineteen. Now he's thirty four. He's
ruled all the horses as long as I've owned him,
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wherever we've been, not any more. I walked him out
of the creek back to my place, put him in
a paddock, out of sight of the horses across the road.
He was limping slightly, but now that limp has hardened
into a deep and permanent hitch in his gait. He
gets around as though he's used to the damage, but
his orbit and the paddock has grown smaller and smaller.
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His eyes are bright, his coat gleams. His ears seemed
to have lengthened as he aides, but they still twitch
with attention. Remedy has always been the youngest old horse
I know, but thirty four is terribly old for a horse. Friend,
a wise equestrian told me that Remedy would let me
know when he's ready to go. I've seen that moment
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in dogs and humans and known it for what it was,
but never in a horse. I'm afraid that I won't
recognize it, that somehow I'll let him down in dying.
He's been a powerful figure in my life, the remedy
to a disabling fear that stole upon me unexpected. One day,
he has one more thing to teach me, and I
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hope I learned it well. Signed Verlin Klinckenborg, not a
norm to plume. That's his real name. I'm intrigued by
his last sentence about how the horse has been a
powerful figure in his life, the remedy to a disabling
fear that stole upon me, unexpected one day. Apparently the
inspiration for the name of his horse, Remedy. Wonder what
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that disabling fear was. Robert d Rayfer, John Boyn Billy Show.
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Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio.
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And now deep thoughts with your host, Zach the Week
Guy's girlfriend Mary Jane.
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What's up, guys, So thanks for letting me come in.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
Man.
Speaker 11 (36:34):
Zach's been out of town this week, so I've been
home all by myself, just kind of thinking.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
About I'm on here, what I've been thinking about. Cool.
Speaker 11 (36:48):
I why do people say don't judge a book by
its cover. I mean, that's literally what the cover of
a book is for. Never noticed when somebody at work
you don't like goes on vacation, it's like you get
a vacation too, and when they come back.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
To work, you still have your week of vacation. So
if you work with a lot of people you don't like,
it feels like you get more.
Speaker 11 (37:25):
A new car, like can do all kinds of stuff
now it can surf the web drive by itself play
music off your phone. So how come it still can't
tell you what the check engine light means?
Speaker 4 (37:41):
Is that.
Speaker 11 (37:43):
Knocking on somebody's door, you know, is like saying I'm
gonna beat up your house.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
You come out and talk to me. Just you're knocking.
You know how you yell at your dog to get
them to quit bark, but he never does.
Speaker 11 (38:04):
It's probably because he thinks cool I we're yelling together.
I was thinking, I'm glad farts are like burps instead
of sneezes.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Think about it.
Speaker 11 (38:27):
If you kill all the spiders in your house, that
means from now on, it's your.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
Job to kill all the flies.
Speaker 9 (38:37):
Do it.
Speaker 11 (38:42):
While I was home the other day, I was shopping
online for a new computer, and it felt kind of weird.
I was searching for a new laptop on my old laptop.
That was like making somebody dig their own grain. I
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came out with a good way to stop.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
The zombie apocalypse. Scared. Before we bury people, we should
like tie their shoelaces together.
Speaker 11 (39:18):
So when you're at home sitting down on a really
cold toilet seat, it's a shock.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
When you're in the bathroom at Target, it's kind of
a relief just been in there forever. Nothing says I'm
gonna make this somebody else's problem, like a leafblower. Do
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you think about this?
Speaker 11 (39:50):
Like your heart pumps blood to your brain, so your
brain can tell your heart to pump more blood your brain.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
It's a deep one. And here is my favorite. A
pizza is like a big pie graph of how much
pizza you have. That.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
That's a good one.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
That's all I got for now.
Speaker 11 (40:27):
I'll check back with you guys, like next time that
that goes out of town.
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Okay.
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That's made our contestant. We got Darryl out of glen Wood, Arkansas.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
The morning. Darryl hey man, We are all and welcome
in here, monks. As you excited?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yea, all right, well as Marcy. Some questions you agree
or disagree. Try to get too right before too wrong,
and you will win. Daryl all right e'in Stein. We're
all familiar with that smart fella.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Aren't we, Darryl, Yes, sir, well in.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Einstein's famous formula energy equals mass. Time's the constant squared?
What was the constant?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
He used? Dark his hair?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It did stay the same thing.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
No, No, the constant was energy.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Energy was then's what data says about Einstein?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
What you say, Now, do you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I agree?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Are you sure? Equals seed square?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, you got the song now, But yeah, that's the
speed of light. It is a constant in Einstein's deal there.
That's the sea part of that equation, c part. It's
the constant. It's the part of the formula that doesn't change.
Energy equals mass times the constant speed of light one
hundredy six styles in my first second.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yes, it's a huge number.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, I've read it three times and I still don't
that's nutting it in a college physics class, and I
still can't explain it.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
And Daryl can't either.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
So I just want to know. Could he put his
hair into pigtails?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Or is it always just maybe? I'm manon.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
I said that the photographer was there and he just
messed up his hair, you know like pillars does, just
did it for the camera, and the guy snapped the picture,
and unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's what we got. I like it, all right, Well,
then back to you, buddy. That was a buzzer. We
do not need another one of those.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
All right, all right, Well let's go, Tator, good Catholic girl.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Let's go to the Bible.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
All right, Michael and Gabriel, do you know what they are? Tator,
This is not the question. I'm just trying to get
ahead of you. Michael and Gabriel, Okay, they are two
of only three angels that are mentioned by name in
the Bible.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Who was the third, Cupid? Yeah, good Catholic?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
No, no, all right, no, the third one was archangel
Leoni Leonardo.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
The archangel is what Tater says, Daryl, you agree or disagree? Oh,
he's thinking I disagree with that One's good.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, he was a ninja turtle, but he's a mistake.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
The answer is Lucifer, the one who took a third
of the angels with him. But don't worry, Michael and
Gabriel on the winning side. Okay, here we go a
full cow. We need a bell, Tayter, is it true
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that you should never wake a sleep walker?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Some boy?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
If I don't, he might get away? No, never wake
a sleepwalker?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You've always heard that.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
So it's true that you should never wake a So.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Taylor says, it is true that you should never wake
a sleepwalker. Darryl. Do you you agree with that? Yes, sir,
that's just one of them deals you heard wrong all
your life. Experts say there's no reason not to wake
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a sleepwalker.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
They might want to be prepared to dunk.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
My brother when we were kids, sleepwalk and he'd end
up in the kitchen making peanut butter sandwiches in the
middle of the night, and we'd wake him up, and
he'd always wake up swing.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
It, all right, Well, no other Darrel had baseball bat
don't wake him out, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well, now we're gonna give you a good consolation prize.
O buddy, if you hang right there, we'll take care
of you, all right, Buddy, Nike, you hang.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Watim Ony hour Toboo news.
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Time capsule on the other side by June the third
Guardye Line.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
Good morning John Boy and Billy, and good morning beloved
friends in radio land. Reverend Billy Ray Collins here inviting
yousto the Big Spring Revival meeting at the Sword of
Joshua Independent Full Gospel Penny Costal Assembly, just off State
Road twenty three on the Frontage Roads meetings will be
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this Friday and Saturday at seven pm and Sunday at
noon and six Our topic cartoon Homosexuals Exposed. That's write
Beavis and Butthole ain't the only twisted infidels in the
world of the animated comedy. You done heard about Old
(07:42):
Tanky Winky, the little purple sissy what runs around with
a pocket book? But that's just the beginning of the
covert gay par spokespeople in Toontown. Come on down and
watch us rip the lid off in the hidden homosexual messages,
and you kid his favorite cartoons. On Friday night, out
(08:05):
of the closet comes old Fred Flintstone. His buddy's on
the bowling team. Call him Twinkletoes flint Stone. He spends
more time with his little buddy Barney than he does
with his wife, and the two of them is always
running around all over town looking for a jay Old
(08:25):
time Yabba Dabba, don't miss his. Also Friday, we'll give
you the untold story of pepper Mint Patty, Charlie Brown's
lesbian ready from the Peanut She's only girl, Peanut What
wears pants instead of a dress. She's better at football
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than some of the boy Peanut. She wears him sensible shoes,
and she hangs out with this plain looking little girl, Peanut.
It's always a calling her, sir. Let's move on in
talk about on Saturday night when we blow the lid
off and Popeye. The sailor man ain't been in the
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navy in thirty years, still walks around dressed up in
little sailor outfit. What's that all about? He's always eating salad.
His girlfriend is one of them flat chested transvertites named
Olive Hare, and his best friend is Whimpy. We'll also
(09:29):
reveal the secret line of that lesbian role model from
Scooby Doo. Old Elmer, find out for real reason that
guys don't make grasses at girls that wire glasses, and
then come on back on Sunday afternoon when we give
you the untold site of the dynamic duo. The super
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Siss is flat man in a robin. Their names is
Bruce and Dick. They live together in a big ol'hiouse.
Vegan calls a little in his boy wonders and they
run around at night time a wearing tie. You do
the man, and on Sunday get the naked truth about
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that notorious homosexual hassing Puffer bloods Bunny. He stands around
with his hand on his hip less has seen them
Broadway show too, and he's all time dressing up like
a woman and kissing on Elmer his hunting warning. Nobody
will be admitted during the mind curdling pink panther sequence.
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Come get the facts as best we understand them. This Friday,
Saturday and Sunday fartune HomeOS expose admissions. Free love offering
will be collective. It's at the Sword of Joshua Paul
Gospel Penny Costal Assembly just off State Road twenty three
on the Frontage Road. This is Reverend Billy Ray Collins
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rem inions it's time to turn so you don't burn yo,
straight up, John.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Boy and Billy. No, we're not homosexual, but we are
willing to learn.
Speaker 9 (11:15):
Yeah, would they send us someplace?
Speaker 10 (11:17):
Special morning radio dumb.
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Right good mon Anisa shown the radio and action.
Speaker 9 (11:53):
Hello friends, your old pal Burt Burn here with another
bunghold blistering edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Today's episode a more perfect union.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
As our story opens, a union boss is visiting a
brothel in Las Vegas.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Well, hey, hun welcome to the page. Pe it the
oldest and most popular brothel in Las Vegas. What's you
in the mood for today?
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Business before pleasure. My name's Maya Jrblanowitz, Union Local two
thirty one, New York. I've been visiting several of the
brothels out here.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I did some stuff. You must have some stamina. You
eat a lot of oysters, do you not?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
No, it's not what you think. See you now.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
The first brothel I went through wasn't unionized. They only
gave the girls twenty percent, and I was not about
to give them my business.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Good for you, hon.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
And the next brothel I went through was a bit better.
They gave the girls twenty five percent, but they clearly
weren't unionized either, So I decided to take my business elsewhere.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Was that brothel called the Horny Gopher? Yeah, that's right,
good call on your par Those girls have the collapse
so often that folks around here call them applause.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
It's very clever. I have to write that one, don,
And so that brings me here. Now, what sort of
deal do you give your girls?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Well, sir, you'll be happy to know that we are
a union brothel and our girls get to keep up
to eighty percent.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Eighty percent.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
Wow, that's fantastic, So I guess I'll be giving you
my business.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Wow, that's just Dan.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
You know I've had my eye on a few of
these beauty since I walked in. Well, sir, I see,
oh my, look at that redhead in the court. Sir,
she's spilling out of that teddy. What's her name?
Speaker 4 (13:37):
It's Magenta, But sir, what a beautiful name.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I'd like to have Magenta.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
I'm sure you would, But you'll be seeing Edith.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Oh, which one is Edith?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
She's the fat, old blonde with the mustache in the
wooden leg Are you insane? Sorry?
Speaker 11 (13:56):
Hun?
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Edith has seniority union rules, you know.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Hello some of us. We hope you enjoy John Boy
and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 9 (14:13):
Well, I'll take my glass eye out. If you want
to get weird, tune in next time. When they hear
the busty redhead Magenta say.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. It's big
showing the radio.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
John bop Ben and Tanner Fellers ran to Jackie and
you listening?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (14:35):
How you are listening to two of the funniest guys
on the radio And my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Are they funny? Are they funny?
Speaker 11 (14:50):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Hell, good morning, and that's a big show on the radio.
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Coming up.
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Mark Packer from the aec seeing net Word. We're got
to explain some college world series going on. Man, I'm
trying to keep up.
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I got glue. That's why we played pack the Big Box.
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You hang on there, end them going up there talking
about I said I got a little baseball tedbit, so
we throw that int on professional ball. Back in eighteen
fifty one New York Nigga Boxer Nigga Boxers. They were
the baseball team. Now that was in New York Knicks.
He was a baseball I mean basketball they dug it
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over confused. Yeah, but they were the world's first professional
baseball team to wear uniforms, so this was cool. The
uniforms consisted of blue trousers, white shirts, and straw hats.
When they went to a ball Caps they got out
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fit the crew at Shakey's Pizza.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
So m can't remember that.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, so th aw hats please come up with a
better hat as well. And it was on this date
in nineteen thirty two, lou Garyy became the first baseball
player to hit four consecutive home runs. He was playing
for the New York Yankees. He hit his home runs
in the first, fourth, fifth, and seventh innings. Yankees were
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playing the Philadelphia Athletics, and they won twenty to thirteen.
Got of some high scoring games back then. Four home
runs in a row.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
That is lou Garrey there. How about that.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
We've got a baseball tidbit hidden in packs. Report that's right,
Mark Packer. In minutes Big Show rolls on Good morning
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It is our man, Mark Packer from the ac CE
Network here for a little bit longer, and we got
him as always on the Big Show for many years.
We can't tell them how much we appreciate him and
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let's try. We appreciate you, mister Mark Packer. I gave
it a shot.
Speaker 10 (17:50):
You know, sincerity, cut you anywhere you want, Tomboy, you
got it going on.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
I love it.
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How you doing, Boddy?
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I am good.
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I tell you what man I told you last week.
This NCAA Baseball tournam it's my favorite tournament, John Boy.
It really I like it better than March Madness college
football playoffs. I mean, baseball is great. It's unpredictable. You
never know what's going to happen. And that's exactly what
happened the first weekend. As a matter of fact, history
was made, John Boy. Heading into the tournament, Vanderbilt was
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the number one overall seat. They were fresh off of
winning the SEC championship, and they made history. They became
the first number one overall seeded team not to reach
the regional final since the new format was adopted in
nineteen ninety nine. So, I mean, they're sitting there at
the host right They're in Nashville. They're the number one
overall seed and didn't even make it to their regional final.
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And then on top of it, the number two overall
seed was Texas. They were hosting down there in Austin
and they got absolutely bumped and swept by the University
of Texas of San Antonio. Wow, you talk about a
little brother coming in there and kicked big brother right
and the shn it's a craziness has happened. So this
thing's wide open. But the Superregionals will move on and
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they'll get cranked up on Friday, weather permitting around the country.
But again, acc SEC, the two dominant conference, is heading
into it, and again they're gonna be well represented, even
though there have been some surprises, like I said, with
both Vanderbilt Canada Texas getting kicked to the corner. Now,
speaking of baseball, John Boy, I gotta mention this has
got nothing to do what I normally talk about, because
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you know, I know there's a lot of Braves fans
out there, and of course I'm a San Francisco Giants fans.
But I gotta give a shout out to the Colorado
Rockies because they became the first team in baseball's modern era,
John Boy, to reach fifty losses before they won ten games.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Let that one.
Speaker 10 (19:46):
Now you're talking about a long season. Now, listen, baseball,
the major league season last forever. Can you imagine being
a Colorado Rockies fan, gone, Oh my god, how much
longer do we have to put up with this? They
lost fifty before they won ten. The last team to
do it, John Boy, was something called the Kansas City
Cowboys back in eighteen eighty four. I mean, you're talking
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about atrocious.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
That's as bad as he gets.
Speaker 10 (20:13):
By the way, speaking of ugly, how about a shout
out to the New York Knicks. You know all those
obnoxious celebrity bandwagon fans been talking trash after they beat
Boston and then you know they've reinvented the work basketball
and all this nonsense. Well, I loved watching the Indiana
Pacers kick him to curb and eliminate him that. You know,
the New York Knicks, John Boy, Again, we live in Charlotte.
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You're not the Home and the Hornets who haven't done
anything in twenty some odd years. But let me marinate.
Let me let this marin in a second. The last
time the New York Knicks won the NBA title was
nineteen seventy three. Whoa nineteen seventy three, John Boy, You
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let that marinate just a second. By the way, NBA
Finals get started on Thursday, the Oklahoma City Thunder Indiana
Pacers Thursday. It gets started on that front. And one
more note, going back to my world of college sports.
I read this week that Cooper Flag. Of course, we
got a chance to watch him for a couple of
months playing for Duke great player. Obviously going to the NBA.
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Multiple reports said that he made twenty eight million dollars
on nil deals. Well in college, how about that?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Like, why would you leave?
Speaker 10 (21:29):
I mean, seriously, if you could make twenty eight million
plus every year as an eighteen year old student, I
don't need the NBA nonsense.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
He's got years left. If he would stay in college,
right right.
Speaker 10 (21:45):
He just turned eighteen.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
For cry, I would just sit there and.
Speaker 10 (21:48):
Go, hey, you know what, I'm gonna put thirty to
forty million in my back pocket. Hang out on college chase,
some skirts, have some fun, be the all star poster
child for college basketball. And then you know what, once
I put a hundre millions in the pocket, now I'll
go jump on this NBA.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I got four years ago of eligibility left.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I could be his roommate. I went off that.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, sow them around Tampel Hill.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
You know I grew up there. High school.
Speaker 10 (22:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, they give you forty million
if you could find the library.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
John besids, he's in Durham. You know, there's never mine or.
Speaker 10 (22:21):
Even yeah, or even spell library. That's a whole separateation.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I hate it when the Clemson graduate gets on me
like that.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 9 (22:31):
You know you got that right?
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Good?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Hey? Hey, uh.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Okay, yeah, and right quick, I want to ask you,
so the super regional because I'm trying to keep up.
So what's the deal with it? How many more weekends
we got? Where are we going now? So I can
catch up to the College World Series?
Speaker 9 (22:48):
Here?
Speaker 10 (22:48):
Well, lay the brackets work, John, the super there's eight
super regionals around the country, all right, and it's the
best two out of three at eight different locations.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
And you can check it.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
You go to n cua A dot com and check
out who's playing who? And again they start on Friday.
But the so there's excuse me, I.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
Just take that back.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
There's sixteen super regionals. The winners will be eight teams. Right,
we have sixteen regionals. This that gets cranked down to
eight super regionals. The winners of the eight super regionals
will then go to Omaha next week. All right, next week,
and that's when it gets started for the College World
Series in beautiful Omaha, Nebraska.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
So eight regionals, so that will be four team after
the eight. It will be four that goes to Omaha.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Or eight the eight.
Speaker 10 (23:34):
There's eight eight. This is why for forty million if
you find the live right who came up with the.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Rules.
Speaker 10 (23:44):
Yeah, well yeah, listen, anything with the NCAA gets everybody confused.
But the eight winners of the super Regionals, those eight
teams will go to Omaha, and that will represent the
College World.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Series this weekend eight next week.
Speaker 10 (24:01):
Oh no, no, no, sixteen is past weekend eight this
week and the other case the eight. There will be
eight winners this week.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Listen, let me make it real simple.
Speaker 10 (24:10):
When you and I god willing. If not everyone is
canceled by then, God willing, if we're talking next week,
there will be eight teams. All right, I will tell
you those eight teams.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Who's and they will be in Omaha.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Then I promise I got it, Cause eight games, it's
actually sixteen teams because there's two teams per game.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Excellent, God it, God, don't you got it?
Speaker 7 (24:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (24:36):
You know you can listen, you can put your shoes.
Speaker 8 (24:38):
Back on that.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
By back.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Thank you for having patience with me, My buddy, you
got you're.
Speaker 10 (24:46):
Still my man. Even though you can't read a writer,
you're still my favorite radio.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Seggy bonic regulator. There goes Mark Packer. Oh right, can't
you why you can on that ac see that work?
You'd explain it to you. All right, Come, let's play
wordy word our game one ain't hundred big show you
told free line. Get two contestants. We'll team up and
play next. Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
(25:35):
Will to do your two sash and three? There's your track,
gonna make show big bog deep doolls from Mary Jane.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
You're going about thirty minutes and right now everybody's head
about the bed. Okay, wordy word, about a wordy word.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Let's meet a contestant.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
We got John Paul from Titus, Alabama. Good morning, John Paul.
Speaker 8 (25:59):
Yeah, morning John boy.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Nobody all right, not know when I get to play
with a guy name like the Pope.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Hey go John Paul. Well, my last name is Washington,
John Pard Washington.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Dad.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
When you got your three names are John Paul? Gratulations, buddy,
glad you're in here with us, and let's see we
got Dustin is having two below Mississippi. Good morning, Dustin,
good morning, good morning buddy.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
All right, welcome in here.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
So hey there In, Dustin, John Moyen, John Paul, Alabama
versus Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Good old game of wordy word. Welcome sons, how I go. Hey, Look,
we're gonna be dealing with the beach. Dealing with the beach.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
You got my being Butler's fishing patriots.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
You know it's all right.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Conquered clear water for our supper last week in week
before last. Yeah, so uh, I took my sidekick there,
slowed Joe down to the coast, and.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
I like how you had the chair for him. I
caught one, so I shared it with him. I didn't
show that in the pictures. But y'all check out that
black drum. Okayyt's see John moore Billy facebook page. Not
back to you guys.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Enough about me, all right, Dustin, you relax, Me and
John Paul gonna see what we can put on the
board with these words to do with the beach.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
All right, boys, the beach?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
All right?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
You read of John Paul, Yes, sir, okay, let me
say that don't don't you don't me off you know
how I am?
Speaker 7 (27:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Uh huh, yeah, don't do it? All right, here we go,
now start the clock.
Speaker 9 (27:47):
Now.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
It's what you lay on the beach. Yeah, uh huh.
This is what you surf on in the ocean, not
a board, I mean on the board you catch a
way uh okay, blank and roll the kind of music
blank and roll. Yeah, these are the kind of birds
you see at the beach.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
Thank god.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
You use this when it's raining order to keep the
sun off of.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
You and t ba, no you open it? Yeah uh,
now what you say, let's see either right there.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Good work, John Paul put a five on the board,
all right, and now it's tater and dustin dustin?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Are you renaissan I'm ready all right and go all right.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
This is the opposite of tanning lotion. You put this
on instead. Yeah, yeah, boy, you laid down or dry
off with one of these. You put these over your
eyes because the stop the glare. You me. I use
this tube to breathe through when you're just kind of
floating on the water. And this is another name for
(28:56):
the sea. It's what the Atlantic you there's a high
and a low one of these it has.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Well, y'all march right on and put a six on
the board to take the lead by one and answering.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
To you quick I had CLUESND no doubt.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Well let's get in the round two. See we can
decide to saying you ready, John Paul?
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Yes, sure, I am starting to clock Now what a
sally collect on the seashore?
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (29:30):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
These things will sting you like peanut butter and jelly. Okay,
this is what kids build.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
This is what you set in.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
It's two words are yes, what kind of don't you're
you're taking another word for the ocean?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
A blank chair? Get the blank chair? This is crazy.
I don't know why y'all did this to me. What's
the word.
Speaker 7 (29:58):
It all?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Go?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I know, man, I'd have jumped up there. That was
a three on a five and eight score. So Tater
and Dustin two will tie, three, will win? Ready picking
up on that last one, go.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
All right, you're sitting on the sand that is called
the what the sand is the what lounger?
Speaker 9 (30:19):
No?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
No, I'm going to the blank to see the water. Right,
So what kind of you're in a beach? What say
them together. You're sitting in it a beach.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Yeah, my boy.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Hey, you put your beer in this and it keeps
it a colder coat.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
You put this on your head.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
You put this on your head a hat as hat
bought the wind.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
I'm on a go hal that beach cher.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
They had time to think about it and work it
out there. I hate when that happens. But hey, we're
gonna call you bagum tightus Alabama, Jaggie. Make a note
of that man, John Paul.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I will go make it a wint to whip tater
and who else?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Their teammate is Dustin if you would like to give
up your prize package and rematch, No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
May well do that.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
That's a good dag, Dustin. He's got a big old
long tiger's prize pack. Head down to two polo for you.
Speaker 9 (31:15):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Shout out, yeah, go.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Ahead, buddy to my wife Tony and daughter is well
all right, look at daddy. Alright, Duncy, and you hang
on with Jackie. John Paul will see you down the road.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Buddy. We appreciate you. Thank you, God, good morning, got
the big show on.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
The radio, all right, Eddie Adams be rad Kentucky says
I miss Robert d Raver, and he was such a hoot.
Can we hear a rave? Well, yes we can, Eddie.
We'll get that for you next mate. Mister Robert d
Raver too. I'm if he'd always tell me come in
is hello?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
See John Moore? What you gonna pull out of your
butt this morning?
Speaker 10 (32:00):
It's the way I like it.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Story.
Speaker 9 (32:06):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
It's big tackled ray for in general. Hang on, Anny,
your request coming up next?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (32:46):
It is?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
It makes on the radio, and it is I requested
bed of the morning from Annie. Here you go, buddy.
Speaker 12 (32:53):
One of my favorite columnists, and I read a lot
of them. Isn't a regular one? The one with the
oddest name really Clinkenborg. He was born and raised on
a farm in Iowa sixty years ago as a pH
d from Princeton and is on the editorial board of
the New York Times. His column, published just once in
a while on the editorial page of the Times, is
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titled The Rural Life. His riding is so good that
you can feel, hear, even smell the rural life. He
lives on his farm in upstate New York. His one
published this week about one of his horses.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
It touched me.
Speaker 12 (33:27):
I'd like to pass it along. In early May, my
neighbor and I moved my three horses across the gravel
road to her summer pasture. Last year, it took a
while before her animals, a thoroughbred and a mule, heard
it up with mine, but eventually they settled down into
a single unit. This year, they did something unexpected. They
ejected Remedy, my old quarter horse, from the herd. My
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neighbor put salve on his bites, and when I went
to check on him the next morning, I found him
standing alone in the shallow creek, as if his feet
were hot, his head to the fence, and has tailed
all the rest of the world. I bought Remedy in
Colorado when he was nineteen. Now he's thirty four. He's
ruled all the horses as long as I've owned him,
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wherever we've been, not any more. I walked him out
of the creek back to my place, put him in
a paddock, out of sight of the horses across the road.
He was limping slightly, but now that limp has hardened
into a deep and permanent hitch in his gait. He
gets around as though he's used to the damage, but
his orbit and the paddock has grown smaller and smaller.
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His eyes are bright, his coat gleams. His ears seemed
to have lengthened as he aides, but they still twitch
with attention. Remedy has always been the youngest old horse
I know, but thirty four is terribly old for a horse. Friend,
a wise equestrian told me that Remedy would let me
know when he's ready to go. I've seen that moment
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in dogs and humans and known it for what it was,
but never in a horse. I'm afraid that I won't
recognize it, that somehow I'll let him down in dying.
He's been a powerful figure in my life, the remedy
to a disabling fear that stole upon me unexpected. One day,
he has one more thing to teach me, and I
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hope I learned it well. Signed Verlin Klinckenborg, not a
norm to plume. That's his real name. I'm intrigued by
his last sentence about how the horse has been a
powerful figure in his life, the remedy to a disabling
fear that stole upon me, unexpected one day. Apparently the
inspiration for the name of his horse, Remedy. Wonder what
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that disabling fear was. Robert d Rayfer, John Boyn Billy Show.
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Guy's girlfriend Mary Jane.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
What's up, guys, So thanks for letting me come in.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
Man.
Speaker 11 (36:34):
Zach's been out of town this week, so I've been
home all by myself, just kind of thinking.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
About I'm on here, what I've been thinking about. Cool.
Speaker 11 (36:48):
I why do people say don't judge a book by
its cover. I mean, that's literally what the cover of
a book is for. Never noticed when somebody at work
you don't like goes on vacation, it's like you get
a vacation too, and when they come back.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
To work, you still have your week of vacation. So
if you work with a lot of people you don't like,
it feels like you get more.
Speaker 11 (37:25):
A new car, like can do all kinds of stuff
now it can surf the web drive by itself play
music off your phone. So how come it still can't
tell you what the check engine light means?
Speaker 4 (37:41):
Is that.
Speaker 11 (37:43):
Knocking on somebody's door, you know, is like saying I'm
gonna beat up your house.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
You come out and talk to me. Just you're knocking.
You know how you yell at your dog to get
them to quit bark, but he never does.
Speaker 11 (38:04):
It's probably because he thinks cool I we're yelling together.
I was thinking, I'm glad farts are like burps instead
of sneezes.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Think about it.
Speaker 11 (38:27):
If you kill all the spiders in your house, that
means from now on, it's your.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
Job to kill all the flies.
Speaker 9 (38:37):
Do it.
Speaker 11 (38:42):
While I was home the other day, I was shopping
online for a new computer, and it felt kind of weird.
I was searching for a new laptop on my old laptop.
That was like making somebody dig their own grain. I
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came out with a good way to stop.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
The zombie apocalypse. Scared. Before we bury people, we should
like tie their shoelaces together.
Speaker 11 (39:18):
So when you're at home sitting down on a really
cold toilet seat, it's a shock.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
When you're in the bathroom at Target, it's kind of
a relief just been in there forever. Nothing says I'm
gonna make this somebody else's problem, like a leafblower. Do
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you think about this?
Speaker 11 (39:50):
Like your heart pumps blood to your brain, so your
brain can tell your heart to pump more blood your brain.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
It's a deep one. And here is my favorite. A
pizza is like a big pie graph of how much
pizza you have. That.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
That's a good one.
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That's all I got for now.
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I'll check back with you guys, like next time that
that goes out of town.
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