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July 22, 2025 42 mins

Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Pinkard & Bowden make an early appearance with their fishy hit, “I Lobster But Then I Flounder”.. - We surprise Marci and have her submit her latest edition of “What to Watch”.. - The Rabbi Myron Bernstein reviews the new Superman movie.. - We accept a collect call from our buddy Killer Beaz.. - Mark Packer joins us to talk sports - including the story where the Charlotte Hornets are called “Champions”.. - Rev. Billy Ray Collins takes the pulpit for a sermon named, “Jesus Gets You”.. - and we’ll wrap up with the Crocodile Stalker on the Space Station…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can good Tuesday Morning. It's a Big Show on the radio.

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the Big Show dot com. You can't get through Mike Call.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
You can't get you to blame beat the Blonde.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
If that's what you want to do, like a contested
out of Evansville, Indiana.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Say hey to Owen, Good morning, Owen.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
How do you god boy?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Hell o body welcome? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Then, oh well, ask Tatter some questions. You agree or
disagree whether he thinks she's right or wrong? Get too right,
board do wrong?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
You win? Gokay, guy, all.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
Right, Tater.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
When actors are filmed in a car through the windshield,
there's usually something missing.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (01:31):
You know?

Speaker 6 (01:32):
I've been in the I've been in the movies, John,
I know you.

Speaker 7 (01:34):
And the thing that they leave off for that is
the wiper blades.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
The wiper blades.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, all right, that's experienced talking, Owen.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Just say agree or disagree with Tata on the wiper blades.

Speaker 8 (01:51):
I believe that.

Speaker 9 (01:52):
I believe they leave the wipers out.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Okay, so you are agreeing, and she got you on
out and know us a rare view mirror. They like
the cameraman sitting in the back and filming like that.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
It would it would see himself.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, I noticed it back in the seventies during the
Rockford Files.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I learned that on my own.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:11):
But see, everybody doesn't have your shark sence, and I.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
Guess so observations.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, tat wiper blade stupid?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Oh, no offense yeah, taking no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
And when there's a buzzer right there, let's see if
we can get a bell here, Tater. Despite the title,
according to producers, there were actually two hundred and thirty
three of them in the movie.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
What movie you know, John, I've been in several.

Speaker 10 (02:42):
Movies theaters and I love these movie facts, and I
think believe the answer that you are looking for is
that movie twelve Monkeys.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Twelve monkeys. Oh, and this is what Tater says, that
they actually had two hundred thirty three.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Of them in the movie. Remember that movie you're talking
about that was a Bruce Willis.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Movie, was twelve Monkeys owen agree or disagree?

Speaker 9 (03:11):
I agree again.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Really yeah, it was one hundred and one dalmatians.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Dalmatians, a bunch of them.

Speaker 9 (03:22):
I don't think twelve monkeys had any monkeys in it.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I don't take that monkey girl well.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
And hope Tayler feels good about herself. Screwing you had
a prize pot like that. But oh, we gonna make
you happy before we hang up. That's the way we
do it. Huh, hang me on for happiness, buddy. We
appreciate you listening, playing with us.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
What you say.

Speaker 9 (03:51):
I love you, guys.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'm a first time taller too.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
All right, boy, the boy, there's the boy now, I
feel bad.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Why we're gonna.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Jump out, catch you up on your knees on the
other side. Our time capsule for the July the twenty seconds.
Then we'll get into playhouse about twenty minute.

Speaker 11 (04:42):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
If you see a faded signed by the side of.

Speaker 12 (05:06):
The road that says, fifteen miles to the shack, raggy.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Looking down, I got me a hot tubby said.

Speaker 12 (05:34):
Figgures away and a head and none down to the
love Shack.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
I got thenj goozzy. It sets about twenty, so hurry
up and bring.

Speaker 13 (05:44):
That hot new honey.

Speaker 14 (05:48):
A little place. Yes, shack.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Love shack man sh.

Speaker 14 (06:02):
Shack shot shot. The shack shack ship sho.

Speaker 12 (06:15):
Sign says stay away, fools, the damn rules the love
of shot jack, right smack in the middle of.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
The wrack in a funky old shack, and your better
stay back sold.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
You're on the front hole.

Speaker 9 (06:32):
Sniggers in the driveways, in the backyard.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
She's in a hot.

Speaker 14 (06:43):
Shin place where we.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Get the shack baby.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Love shack, bippy.

Speaker 12 (06:57):
Shack freaking and rubbing.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
Dad, he needs some lobbing right next to nothing because
it's hot as an.

Speaker 12 (07:10):
Of them, the full shock chimmy, the full shat chimmy,
the full shot jimmies.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
When cluster bombs start dropping around, than the brown, than
the bon bolk's lining up outside just to get down,
freaking at the shot fling. Yeah, hey, girls, lit it

(07:41):
going on with your fine staff.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
I mean you are sick.

Speaker 13 (07:44):
Oh so dumb, it's so crazy.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
Oh they hecking my card.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
He did keep in my card detailed.

Speaker 15 (07:51):
Listen to you.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
Hopped in my hoptop.

Speaker 12 (07:55):
It's as big as a wall and it's about to
say side, I gotta jack boozy.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
It's it's about twenty so come on and bring that part,
you bunny. Yes, that's what I'm talking about. Shut love
shot baby.

Speaker 14 (08:22):
Sh.

Speaker 16 (08:27):
Sh sh.

Speaker 14 (08:31):
Shure.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
That's why it's up.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
Hey girl, who do you like better?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Ode?

Speaker 13 (08:38):
Or who say I like the daddy?

Speaker 15 (08:40):
No?

Speaker 3 (08:40):
You need the doom he can't.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
Yeah, he holds you.

Speaker 14 (08:43):
You do me too.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
I fee right back.

Speaker 14 (08:52):
On the door.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Hey, did anybody else hear that?

Speaker 7 (09:01):
No?

Speaker 5 (09:01):
No, no, listen, David is again. Dang bang on the door. Now,
don't you would you tell me you didn't hear it
that time?

Speaker 14 (09:11):
Dang bang bang on the door.

Speaker 12 (09:15):
Oh look it's the US money bag bang on the door.
Bang bang bang on the doorbaty bang bang.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
They're at the door, baby, they're right outside. There's nobody.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
He's the dumb day what you are? Soul mustard?

Speaker 12 (09:45):
Shut sure, sure, baby, that's when it's that.

Speaker 15 (09:56):
People.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
No rob Man not then, No.

Speaker 13 (10:05):
Sean Boy and Billy Good morning radio done right, got you.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
In the morning. And there's a big sew on a radio.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
We're about twenty minutes away from all things Tyler sports
with a pac Man right now action.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Hello friends, you're old palm Birdfern.

Speaker 11 (10:57):
Here with another scat picking episode of John and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode the Witch. As our story opens, a man
out for a late night stroll encounters a very angry witch.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
Sorry, man, we don't carry I am nute. What the
hell has happened at seven eleven?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Excuse me?

Speaker 6 (11:16):
What the hell do you want?

Speaker 9 (11:17):
Well?

Speaker 3 (11:18):
You seem so upset?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Are you okay?

Speaker 6 (11:21):
As a matter of fact, No, I'm not okay. How
could you tell?

Speaker 11 (11:25):
Well, you've been fussing pretty good for a while now,
ever since I started walking in your direction.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
You'd be fussy too if you couldn't find simple ingredients
for an average spell.

Speaker 11 (11:34):
A spell?

Speaker 6 (11:35):
Yeah, a spell? I'm a witch? Or haven't you noticed?

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Well?

Speaker 11 (11:39):
I was wondering why you were carrying a broom and
what about the outfit see black pointy hat, black clothes,
or for all I know, you could have been Antifa.
Oh and you really don't look like a witch. I mean,
no wartz, no long bony fingers, and your skin isn't green.
You have a really nice complexion.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
I do moisture eyes.

Speaker 11 (11:57):
Smart. Well, maybe I can help you find some of
these ingredients.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
I doubt it.

Speaker 11 (12:02):
What do you have to lose?

Speaker 16 (12:04):
Right?

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Toe of bat uh nope, Dragon tears nope, whiskers of
a virgin toud?

Speaker 11 (12:12):
Where were you twenty years ago? I could have got
those off my prom date.

Speaker 7 (12:16):
See that's what I'm talking about. Nobody has any of
this stuff. I'll have to go all the way to
the Castle of Karapathia.

Speaker 11 (12:23):
Well, what about that broom? I mean, if you're a
real witch, can't you just hop on the broom and
get there in a jiffy?

Speaker 6 (12:29):
I never fly the broom, and I'm angry.

Speaker 9 (12:31):
Why not?

Speaker 6 (12:32):
I'm afraid I'll fly off the handle, son of us.

Speaker 11 (12:41):
And we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
You know you wouldn't be half bad if you hadn't
did those top two buttons. Tune in next time when
we'll hear the crusty old pharmacist at the Castle of Carpathia.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar pass
bag for you lessen thirty minutes from right now. It's
a big sell. Oh, let somebody better damn it than me,
tell you than me all right time?

Speaker 16 (13:12):
By be the big show that stiff picking me up?

Speaker 11 (13:14):
You whoa, it's you, Marcel, What am I doing well?

Speaker 16 (13:19):
When I'm not hanging up on racing fat boy and
trying to cure beds of her terminal blondness. I'm listening
to my two favorite straight white Southern points, John Boyant
Billie and The Big Show. Oh Marcel, just stop, No,
I won't tell Randy you said hello.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
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(14:53):
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Speaker 2 (14:54):
To pack it.

Speaker 10 (14:54):
Eh.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
That's the way I love it.

Speaker 7 (15:05):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (15:08):
I was listening to that.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
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rounds of wordy word. Right now, it's our weekly round
with Mark Packer. Good morning pack Man.

Speaker 17 (15:21):
Good morning John Boy. Hope life's treating you well in
this scortering heat down. I gotta tell you, my wife
and I were just out in California, in northern California
for about a week, and uh, you know, the high
was like low sixties walking off the plane and I
keep back here to the Queen City of Charlotte, it's
like one hundred and seventy five degrees of My goodness, great,

(15:43):
I'm melting.

Speaker 9 (15:44):
I'm getting old, man, but this heat word.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Me out killing right down with you man. Goodness sakes.
Air conditions saved the South.

Speaker 9 (15:53):
Brother.

Speaker 17 (15:54):
I don't know how they you know, I thought about that, Tina.
Everything back like the wild wild West.

Speaker 16 (15:59):
Man.

Speaker 9 (15:59):
Nobody had a back then. How those people live back then? Johnny.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
You know we were talking about the Open, the British
Open last weekend. One of the golfers, I think it
was Harmon, was saying he was tickled because his hotel
had air conditioning.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
You know, you're talking about new countries. Sometimes they don't
even have it now.

Speaker 17 (16:16):
Yeah, yeah, well listen, you know Northern Ireland, I've never
been to Ireland or Scotland and I heard it's fantastic,
but uh, you know, the food stinks over there, apparently,
I mean at least you know, I guess you gets
so freaking cold you just go in there and just
get sauced up, just passed out. I don't worry about
I reckon. I don't know why way he speaking of
the Open Championship. Let's start with those guys, Scottie Scheffler. Man,

(16:39):
Holy moly, is he putting on a show. And again
people making all kinds of references to Tiger I don't
think you get carried away with Tiger Woods references because
he took it to a whole new level. But man,
really impressive to see what he's been able to pull off.
He wins the Open Championship, course, he took care of
business in our backyard a quill hollow for the PGA Championship.

Speaker 9 (16:58):
But you know you start making the list now.

Speaker 17 (17:00):
Tiger Woods, Jack Nicholas, Gary Player, the only guy the
An Scotty Scheffer are the only guys who have won
the Masters, the PGA Championship and the Open Championship before
turning the age of thirty. So you know we talked
about last week with tennis with al KaAZ and Center
doing their thing and how great those guys are going
to be for the next decade plus.

Speaker 9 (17:20):
What we're watching with Scottie Scheffler is really really pressing.
That's strong.

Speaker 17 (17:26):
By the way, this week ACC Football Media Days get
started today. They got the Big ten media days this week.
I told you it's talking season right two weeks.

Speaker 9 (17:37):
Ago to Big twelve did their thing.

Speaker 17 (17:38):
Their commissioner's talking about now we're the greatest, the deepest,
and all that nonsense. Last week the SEC took center stage.
We had all kinds of stuff going on to the SEC.
They invited, of course, all the coaches to speak. Steves Aarkeijian,
the head coach of Texas, they may be the best
team in the country. Greg Sankie, who's the best in
the business, introduces him, brings him up to the stage,
and they played the Texas A and M fight song.

Speaker 9 (18:01):
Now let me take something, Johnny, that does.

Speaker 17 (18:03):
Not fly in the State of Tech. Those longhorns and
those aggies, they don't like each other. You pick whatever
state you know, South Carolina, North Cael, you pick your
favorite state. In the South Man, there's animosity to those
in state rivals. But I can't only imagine Steve Starkejian
walking up to the stage, one of the newbies in
the league and they're playing the texast and and in
fight song not cool. That did not go overwhelm the

(18:26):
folks in Austin. I can assure you there's always crazy
stuff going on. I saw the final voting in the
media poll for the SEC Championship and all this stuff.
Of course, Texas is what the most people pick. And
now that win the championship in the league, who knows.
We'll see, but believe it or not, two morons picked
Vanderbilt to win it.

Speaker 9 (18:44):
Two idiots. Now you know I say this every year
and I never had to worry about it in the ACC,
but I do worry about it in the SEC.

Speaker 17 (18:52):
You know, you started inviting everybody who's got a podcast
to the media days, and you'll get some idiotic folks.

Speaker 9 (18:58):
Now, I mean, there's nobody on the plane.

Speaker 17 (18:59):
Don't don't care what you're drinking, what drugs you might
be on. No way in the world you pick Vanderbilt
not only to win the league, but two people pick
Vanderbilt to win the SEC.

Speaker 9 (19:09):
They're even the head coach at Vanderbilt. If he had
a vote, wouldn't a.

Speaker 17 (19:12):
Vote for the Commodorees to won the league for crying
out left, But that's what you got. So this week
it's talk about the ACC and the Big Ten. The
Big Ten media polls already come out. Looks like Penn
State's the favorite. We'll see James Franklin's always got good players,
but he's never been able to close the deal. Ohio
State to be good or gonna be good. Michigan be
doing their thing. And for the ACC, I'd assume that

(19:35):
Dabbo and the Clemson Tigers are gonna be the team
to beat, but they will get some challengers from Miami
and SMU and others. So we'll see what happens on
that front. And by the way, one more thing, John boy,
I have to mention it only because I've ragged them
ever since you and I've been getting together doing this
dog and Pony in the last ten to fifteen years.
Ever long, it's been but a shout out. A shout

(19:56):
out to the world champion NBA A summer league dudes.
The Charlotte Hornets won the championship. John, But I'm not
making this up.

Speaker 15 (20:09):
I don't know what.

Speaker 17 (20:10):
I didn't watch one single dribble of any of the
competition that was going on, but the fact that the
Charlotte Hornets Summer League won, their team won the World Championship.
I don't know what kind of parties expected. I don't
know if there's going to be parade down your street
to celebrate the world champion Summer leaguers. But the Charlotte Hornets,

(20:32):
we got to give a shout out, brought home some hardware. Again,
you take and choose your poison when you can, you
gotta give a shout out to the Charlotte Hornets, the
world champions, World champions shown.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Less do that.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Let's hold on to that that real season starts. Let's
see if this will help us, Johnny.

Speaker 17 (20:51):
No, sorry, sorry, the real season has started, Johnny, and
it just ended with the Summer League. Because when we
start bringing guys who can actually make a sh shot
and we start keeping score, the Hornets are bound to
be eliminated by the playoffs by the time we get
to Christmas. So I'm just gonna ride this summertime heat
and just tell you the world champions reside in Charlotte,

(21:12):
North Carolina.

Speaker 9 (21:13):
Shout out to the Hornet Hornet Summer League team.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Well there's that high though we don't get to end.

Speaker 17 (21:19):
On exactly right by the way. NFL training camps start
opening this week, so football's right around the corner. Hornets
are on top of the world. Golf is great with
Scottie Scheffler, Tennis is in awesome shape.

Speaker 9 (21:35):
The w NBA ladies want to get paid. I hope.
I say it all the time.

Speaker 17 (21:39):
I hope everybody gets paid. So I hope they make
a even though their league has lost money every single year.
I don't care forget the owners. I hope the ladies
get paid in the w NBA. So there you go,
nothing but positivity, John boy boy, unless they he's back
a sea, we'll get week. You know what, Now you

(22:01):
know it's hot because it sounds like pack has lost
his damn mind. There, that's when you know it's hot.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
There you go, you're the man. Pack appreciate you, buddy,
could see you. All right, man, there's Mark Packer and
uh let's see here. Uh yes, So it's a gonna
catch up with us later this week. Talking about NFL camp.
They're all in summer camp right now. All right, cool,
let's say here one ain't a hundred big show that
toll free line us that we're gonna team up and

(22:29):
play worthy word next good morning, it's a big showing

(22:57):
the radio. Willing do you Tuesdays You Live? Twenty second
feature track for the make show vent Box, an episode
of the Crocodile Stalker.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
On the space Stations.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Take it that back there to miss you can't wait
keyword space station.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Right now, let's work.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
I went everybody's head about the beat.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Okay, no wordy word about a wordy worry.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Lets meet the contestants. We got Jesse from Spartanburg, South Carolina.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Good morning, Jesse, Morning John morning. And we got Bobby
and from Mobile, Alabama.

Speaker 9 (23:31):
Good morning, Bobby, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
All right, Bobby, you get to hear Tayner talk like
Whitney Houston for a while.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
She's on your team. She doesn't merely mean showed up.
That's her with.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
And it'll be me and Jesse.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
All right, all right, boys, let's see what we can do. Bobby,
you relax, Me and Jesse will go for the first
thirty seconds. Breakfast items, boys, we're dealing words with about
breakfast items.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
You got that, Jesse, I got it.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
All right, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
There starting to clock now, not pancakes, but.

Speaker 9 (24:14):
What they got it?

Speaker 1 (24:15):
No, no, no, they got little deals in the house,
the blank house. All right, this is what you're not
scrambled eggs. But you make one of these like a
bacon and bacon and eggs. You would add milk to it.
You add milk to make this.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Yes, I'm all right. You put these piece of bread
to make it brown. It is what yes, this is
what you put.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
We don't have time to put in there.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Three on the board.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
So Tayter and Bobby, all right you ready, Bobby, yes, sir, okay, and.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
Go kids love these.

Speaker 7 (24:57):
You put them in the toaster and there it's two
words they have like strawberry or brown, sugar and cinnamon.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
They have icing. They're like, yes, okay, these are like cupcakes,
but they're not. They're supposed to be healthy.

Speaker 9 (25:12):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (25:13):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (25:13):
Now we're back to the chicken parts. And you use
use a pan and you serve up them. They're not scrambled.
It's it's just one blank blank.

Speaker 9 (25:23):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
Oh, this is a French.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Bread, French past there's the buzzer and that was a
three on the board as well.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
So it is tied up three to three. Here we
go in around two red address him.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
I'm ready picking up on that last one.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
Go.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
A French bread is a what French coast?

Speaker 1 (25:46):
No it's not no, no, it's another it's a French yes, okay,
this is this is this is what you get at Bojangles, buttermilk. Yeah,
all right, this is what you get there too. You
just said that word and then you put sausage blank
on it. It's blank? What two words you just said?

(26:08):
Bojangles makes mo Jangles makes?

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yes? Now what do you pour on? What do you
pour on it?

Speaker 16 (26:16):
You don't know?

Speaker 5 (26:18):
You don't pour.

Speaker 9 (26:19):
Syrup on it?

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Hey, wait a minute, there was a buzzer.

Speaker 9 (26:23):
What do we do too?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
On the board? Two on the board, that's a five
for Jesse Taylor and Bobby. Two will tie, three will win?
Y'all picking up on that last one, ready to go?

Speaker 6 (26:36):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (26:36):
So, uh, it's a this kind of bread and you
put usually a white sausage blank on top of it,
and it's two words.

Speaker 6 (26:45):
Blank blank. They serve it at Bojangles.

Speaker 7 (26:49):
They serve a cracker barrel usually like they cut them,
cut open the blanks they're not muffins.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
Yes, and what sausage? Blank sausage.

Speaker 7 (26:58):
No, it's it's it's a like a sauce. It's like
a sauce, like a like a like a sauce. I
figured i'd try that. It's like a sauce. It's you
get turkey and life.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Oh wow, Yes, it's grady.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Goodness sakes, Jesse wins five to three. I haven't had
much that much trouble gravy my whole life.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
I think I described it wrong.

Speaker 15 (27:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
I love your access to be all but down in Mobile.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
You can try again anytime, Bobby. We appreciate you playing buddy.

Speaker 9 (27:31):
First time calling in. I appreciate you, guys. I listen
to you since I was little.

Speaker 12 (27:35):
Oh Man.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well there you are and Mobby big now and you
can try again anytime, Buddy, we appreciate you.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Jesse down Spartanburg. You get your prize back now, buddy,
first time caller, also.

Speaker 8 (27:50):
Get a shout out.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
You go ahead.

Speaker 8 (27:53):
I'd like to give a shout out to my beautiful
boss Haley, and my lovely beautiful son Elvis. Oh right,
and all the guys that I raced with at the
Hippy Motor Speedway and Anderson Motor Speedway, Carolina Vintage and
Southern Classic Vintage were racing. Need to come see his race?

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Well, all right, Jessee, I'd love to do that.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Man, been wanting to hit some short tracks.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Perfect, Buddy, you.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Hold on, let's do it all right, all right, Jack,
gonna hook you up, get you info, hang on, take
it out.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Good morning, got the beach on the radio.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Bid request time David size More off the John Boy
and Bitter Facebook page as my favorite as a Reverend
Billy Red Collins from the Sword of josh Independent foe
because he knows everything about here is Wednesdavid coming up next.

(29:06):
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Speaker 15 (29:18):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy in Good
morning taller. But I've had friends out there in radio land.
This here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sord
of Joshua Independent full gospel pennecostial assembly just off Steat
Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, we had
quite a discussion at our Wednesday business meeting here at

(29:39):
the church. When I got there, two of the deacons
was going toe to toe about some ad they seen
on the Super Bowl. They was calling it the Jesus Commercial.
So my interest was piqued right to way. One of
the fellas, let's call him Deacon number one, it was

(30:00):
the greatest idea he had ever seen on TV. Meanwhile,
Deacon number two, if you will, was a tad skeptical
about it. What happened is Deacon number one was saying,
the Super Bowl runs I had for alcohol and fast
food and reptile, that's fortune until I don't see a
thing wrong with them getting in a paid plug for

(30:22):
the Lord. And I said, well, you know, that does
make a lot of sense now that you mention it.
Then Deacon number two says, well, to me, it's the
paid part. It costs ten million dollars to run a
Super Bowl ad. If these folks is so heart to
promote Jesus, how come I don't spend that money on

(30:42):
feeding the hungry and clothing the nked like Jesus told
us too. And I told Deacon number two he had
a good point too.

Speaker 9 (30:52):
Well.

Speaker 15 (30:52):
At that point I hadn't even seen the ad yet,
so I let the two of them go round and
round about it for a minute while youth pastor Ricky
dell Ilmore pulled up the commercial that he was arguing
about on his phone. We all watched it together, and
here's what we've seen. Basically, it's a bunch of black
and white pictures of folks hollering at one another. It's

(31:13):
all different kind of people. You can't tell what they're
mad about, but they get madder and madder, and they
pop on the screen faster and faster, and all of
a sudden, the music stops and the screen says, Jesus
loved the people we hate. He gets us, all of us.

(31:33):
And I said, hm, okay, help me out here, boys,
what exactly are y'all arguing about? Any idiot knows there's
hate filled people in the street hollering at one another
every single day, and everybody knows that no matter who
they are or what they believe, Jesus loves them, all
of them. If you don't believe that, you art not

(31:56):
to be on the board of deacons. And Deacon number
two goes, well, I know, I just don't like him
advertising the Lord like he was a can of red bull,
And I said, well, I imagine they might have been
trying to reach some of the people that sat home
getting drunk during the sixteen hour pregame show instead of
going to church that day. I mean, listen, could whoever

(32:18):
bought that ad have spent the money better on something better?
I reckon him and the Lord are going to have
a long talk about that one day. But when I
walked in the door two full growed men was about
the fistfight because they couldn't agree on how it spread
the message of the Prince of Peace. Now that ain't right.

(32:39):
As James Chapter one says, let every man be swift
to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath, for the
wrath of man does not produce the righteousness of God.
I mean, I get that there's different ideas about sharing
the Lord, but if the Lord is actually getting shared, well,

(33:01):
I reckon I'll take that over Ozzy Osmond getting farted
on by Clydesdale and the beer kermerder. It reminded me
of something the great preacher, doctor D. L. Moody from
Chicago said one time. I shared this with them two deacons.
It goes like this quote it is clear you don't
like my way of doing evangelism. You raise some good points. Frankly,

(33:26):
I sometimes do not like my way of doing evangelism either,
but I like my way of doing it better than
your way of not doing it en quote. Well, now
that's settled the room down a good bit. The two
deacons apologized and shook hands, and they sat down, and

(33:46):
we got on with the meeting, which means we spent
the next forty five minutes arguing about repaving the parking lot.
By the way, the Wrath of Man didn't help much
with that.

Speaker 9 (33:56):
Native.

Speaker 15 (33:57):
I ain't saying it's a good idea to spend millions
of dollars to plug the Lord on TV like a
sport drink, but I ain't exactly against it neither. I mean,
the Super Bowl is a high dollar place to do evangelism,
no doubt about it. On the other hand, unlike a
red bull, the Lord Jesus actually can give you wings.

(34:23):
That is on Forrest Rump wants to Betty. That's about
all I got to say about our mind's made up,
but our doors wide open. Sunday morning, at eleven o'clock
am at the Sword of Joshua independent full gospel pennacostial assembly.
Just South State Road twenty three on Brush Road. John

(34:44):
boarn Belly, you'll have a nice thing.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
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Speaker 3 (35:22):
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Speaker 4 (35:25):
Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying a crap out
of them.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Now here Steve, Thank you lot, and good day. Everyone
looks like you're just in time.

Speaker 9 (35:42):
Commentating count doubt.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
All systems our.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Go, Roger Mate, all set to go?

Speaker 9 (35:47):
Can you believe it?

Speaker 18 (35:48):
A seat aboard the shuttle first class? No less, this
is really an honor. I'm on a special assignment with
a fine folks here at NASA. Seems they've discovered some
sort of amazing new life form aboard the space station,
and the little bugger's gotten loose. Just think a brand
new species and we get to be there, bonzers. It's

(36:09):
bloody exciting. If you ask me now, they haven't told
me too much about what to expect. It's pretty top secret,
I guess. Regardless, it looks like it'll be up to
old Steve to corral that rascal so the scientific team
that's already up there can study it.

Speaker 9 (36:22):
I can hardly wait.

Speaker 18 (36:24):
Crike, he what an adventure. They even let me bring
along a couple of experiments on my own. I'm dying
to see what effect zero gravity has on these common
house flies and this garden variety venus fly trap. Easy boy,
here's a little something.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
For the road.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Maam nine, here we go.

Speaker 18 (36:48):
I've better put these experiments in a safe place. The
thrust needed to get out of Earth's orbit exerts tremendous
g forces on the human body. If you're not strapped
down when the booster's kicked in, you'd be shot to
the back of the shit. I don't pin to the wolf,
and the pressure would flatten you like a pancakes. There
we go, safe and sound, just enough time to get

(37:08):
back to my seat.

Speaker 9 (37:09):
Why my watch must be slow.

Speaker 8 (37:14):
Left onop.

Speaker 18 (37:22):
You see what I told you. I only hope I
can survive these first few seconds. I'm lucky. I've spent
so much time in the sun thanks to my coarse,
leathery skin. They went pop like an ink blay, Well,
not all of me anyway, These chief forces are a

(37:42):
little hard on the system. I wish I packed another spacesuit.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Wh what a ride?

Speaker 18 (37:53):
And look there the space station. Oh, she's absolutely gorgeous
hanging out there in the vast blackness of space. We're
moving into dogging position. I'll just grab my experiments out
of the locker and let myself in. Good day, Good day, Hello,
where's everybody? I must be on lunch break? Everything is

(38:15):
so steel and so quiet. I'll just set my flies
and my little Venus fly traps down here.

Speaker 9 (38:22):
Stay, boy, you.

Speaker 18 (38:24):
Should be fine right here next to a nuclear reactor.
Let's have a look around. It's got my stun phaser
and a catch stick. At they're ready, And let's see
what's behind door number one. I just wish I knew
what I was looking for. I'd say that's it. I

(38:45):
didn't bother to change my space seat. Rocky, it's huge.
I could pretty much guess what happened to everybody else
blid me.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
What a sock?

Speaker 18 (38:54):
It looks like a cross between a spider, a neon light,
and a Tasmanian devil. I've never seen anything like at thefore.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Amazing.

Speaker 18 (39:03):
Oh, better stay out of the way of those lakes.
They looked like they could take off a limb with
very little trouble. Not that it really matters at this point.
There's not much room to run anyway. I'm sort of
stomped here. I wish I'd watched Star Trek more often.
I guess I'll just set this phase of things high
as it would go and hope it knocks him out.

(39:25):
They don't get me time to think about what to do,
or at least get away.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Well, here goes.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Blimey.

Speaker 18 (39:37):
The space station must be magnetically charged. That very first
blast missed and ricocheted all over the place. All right,
hold still mate, Oh oh that was too close or
the seat of our spacesuit out? Hey you that was unfortunate.
I'm gonna make this one counts Ready, aim.

Speaker 14 (40:01):
Fire.

Speaker 18 (40:04):
That's it, one little phase of blasting. You're down for
the count, Bonzas, This is one for the books. I
don't need stitches, transfusions of plastic surgery, just a new
spacesuit and maybe a little shower on Captain Steve space Range.

Speaker 19 (40:21):
A reactor breached danger, danger, evacuate now, space station will
self destruct in thirty seconds.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
That's more like it.

Speaker 18 (40:39):
Let's go almost forgot my experiments.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Where are they?

Speaker 18 (40:43):
The cases must have been destroyed when the reactor was breached.
For buckers, this hasn't been a picnic for anyone. And
what's a picnic without flies?

Speaker 5 (40:53):
More good news?

Speaker 18 (40:55):
Radiation must have mutated one little flies, But they're not
so little now, and they look hungry.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
But I don't have anything for to eat.

Speaker 15 (41:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 18 (41:04):
I almost forgot.

Speaker 15 (41:07):
What my name? Mate?

Speaker 5 (41:09):
Hey, come on now, don't roll me over.

Speaker 18 (41:13):
That's unpleasant.

Speaker 7 (41:15):
Here?

Speaker 9 (41:15):
What's this?

Speaker 15 (41:17):
All right?

Speaker 3 (41:18):
My phoenix flat trap?

Speaker 16 (41:19):
If you taint it too?

Speaker 9 (41:20):
Is huge?

Speaker 18 (41:21):
All right, boy, get in, tear in the bark, do
me you eat well? At least the space station will
blow up soon and this will all be over.

Speaker 19 (41:35):
Goos contained instruction and sequence terminated.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
Oh shame to use you, son.

Speaker 12 (41:43):
Of a.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
Crocodile Stock.

Speaker 9 (41:49):
Can you hear me? Major Thomb?

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Can you hear me, Major Tom?

Speaker 9 (41:54):
Maybe?

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