October 14, 2025 • 38 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll open the tap on our Halloween material, up first is Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band’s “Another One’s At The Door”.. - Tater roles out another episode of “What to Watch”.. - The Honorable Mayor of Dismal Seepage spills the beans on this weekends “Flop-Con” Festival.. - Mark Packer has a recap of the wacky week that was College Football with his Southern Fried Football report.. - and we’ll wrap up with Mr. Pop-In’s pumpkin spice pick up lines…
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good Tuesday morning, October. You're fourteen. Big Show's on the radio.
We got our feature track with the Big Show, Big Box.
Sam Higgins is mister Poppy and pumpkin spice. Pick up
lies keyword spice and they hit the box at the
Big Show dot com. And right now it's time or
(00:47):
beating the blonde. Let's meet our contestant, Brandy. I hear
she's a fine girl out of Mainsfell, North Carolina. Good
morning Brandy here right were good? Welcome in here. So Brandy,
it doesn't matter, but what color is a hair on
(01:07):
your head?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
It is black?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
All right? We got a brewnette against blonde here. Let's see.
Let's see who has more fun.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
So Brandy, who hits the redhead over there?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, last date, there's some questions, Brandy, you agree or
disagree with her? Or answer? Get too right before too wrong,
and you win the big old prize pack. All right,
all right, okay, Marcy. According to a federal regulation, how
long do postal workers get for lunch?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
This explains a lot for the pace of the delivery.
They get ninety minutes for lunch.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Wow, ninety minutes. That's an hour and a half. Brandy,
do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I think I'm going to agree.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Now, thirty minutes is all they get, so you can't
blame it on their long lunch job. Yeah, thirty mines.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I love the postman.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I'm not saying.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
All right, Brandy dogging And there's a buzzer right off
the ball. Let's say we can get a bell in here, Tayler.
According to medical researchers, eating a particular flavor of candy
can help relieve stress coming up from Halloween. And what yeah,
how the candy is that?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I mean researchers they had to eat a lot of
candy to come up with this. And I know you
want to think one thing, but I'm going to go
the other way. It's peppermint. Peppermint, Peppermint relieves stress.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Brandy, do you agree or disagree with peppermint?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Actually, I think I am going to agree.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Again.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, let's see if that was the thing to do. Yeah,
this pepper man. You are right on it, both of
you girls. All right, Oh, here we go. We got
a full count. Head into our final question, as Tyler,
can you buy mice to be used for laboratory research?
(03:12):
On Amazon?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Ah, can you buy mice to be used.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
A laboratory research.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I can say, sure, you can buy everything on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
So Taylor says, yeah, you can buy mice for research,
put them into maize, cut them up, well, throw a
human ear on. I'm gonna just land it out there.
You can do whatever you will do, according to Marca here,
So Brandy, agree or disagree, I'm going to agree again.
(03:50):
Will God allow the sale of any live animals except
for live insects and worms used for gardening, base or
pet food. Well, I didn't even know that, man, I
did not know that. Man, we can get bait from Amazon.
I'm glad we found out. All right, Jackie, you make
(04:11):
sure you make Brandy real happy to go get something
out of my drawer.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Oh and I am a first time caller.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
All right, Brandy, Well you hang on for happenings. All right, baby,
we appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Can I give a shout out, of course you can.
I'd like to give a shout out to my boyfriend
j L and to my mom and dad in mazill.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Well, there you go, Brandy, appreciate you and yours. Listen
to the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Do you need I'm gonna post something my butt. This
is all wrong, little good I shouldn't be up here.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
What about it?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
All right? That thing's all right. This is the award
(05:26):
winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number
one export.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Hello, redhigh Town Incorporator.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Hey, this is mister Bestow. Hey John Boybella here.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
Will excuse me while I booloo.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I say you're starting all the new year with that
winning attitude that that's.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Coming from you.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Guys, you're so fun is you're a four day week
and a one day week?
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Hey, I was That's not what I heard.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Sale is true, man, that's a sigus I being probably
five years.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
That's all right.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Hey listen, if you want me to sit here and
help you want hear your story? Fine, it sounds like
you need the practice.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's fine. Don't believe me, but I know the truth.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Oh hey, that's not bad. You know you might just
pull this thing off after all?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Whatever? Can we speak to Murray? Please?
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Sure? Why not? Hey, do that male indignation thing for him?
He'll love it.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
See okay, okay, hold on, chuckle Hey, Murray line too.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
It's the de Niro Twins.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I think they're ready for.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
A little im prob what no, goofer Jimbo, boy, pick
it up.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
He'd be ready with thank you.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
How I came out my right love? You mean it heaven.
I think the plan is working great so far?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
What plan?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
The great? Jimbo and Bobby hold out. You guys are
doing great. Another four or five days of this, We're
gonna be sitting pretty.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
For four or five days of w you know the
sick thing, Murray, I really had a sick thing.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
That's it. Sell it, baby, I tell you. By the
end of the week, management is going to be begging
us to renegotiate.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Renegotiate, Murray. What a world are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Oh? That's good too, very believable, Murray.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Did you think us being out of work with some
kind of a scam?
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Amazed? Jimbo, I gotta tell you are really coming along
as an actor. This Jimber and Bobby movie thing might
have a shot after all, not that I ever had
any depth of ut. So are you keeping in touch
with Bobby?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, he's sting here right now.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Great. Have you guys been working on your list of demands? Hey?
Just so you know, I called the president of the
company and threw a few out there last week.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Without even talking to us. Murray, I can't believe this
is you out of your mind.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Now. The four day work week is going to be
a tough one, but I think we might be able
to get him to pop for a company car midside.
But if you guys stay at home for a few
more days, we might bump them up to a tahoe
or suburban.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Murray, I really was sick. Did you say a.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Tahoe possible leather, Jimbo, let's not get great.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
He wait, wait, wait, wit, you're getting all confused.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Man.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Look Murray, we're not doing a holdout to get a
new contract.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Hey, look, it doesn't really matter. As long as you
guys stay out of work. My plan is going along perfectly.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Murray, we're at work when right now?
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Uh oh, it looks like you bumped yourself back down
to a midside.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Don't try to cut a new deal for us. We
like the one we're in now just fine, So don't
screw it up.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
Screw it up, screw it up, Jimbo. I'm wounded. That
almost sounds like you don't trust me.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Well we don't.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Oh, there it goes again. Look who got you the
Jimbo and Bobby album deal?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
That would be ed our business manager.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Oh, well, who got you the radio network deal?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
That'd be ed?
Speaker 7 (08:54):
Oh yeah, who got you the deal for the Jimbo
and Bobby movie?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Well nobody?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Ah, but see that one has been my baby right
from day one.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
And how's that going?
Speaker 7 (09:05):
By the way, great, We just need a few more
pieces from a puzzle to fall into place, like why, well,
let's see. Let me check my list. We need script director,
h distributor and oh had a calf. Yeah, let's see
the business manager make that kind of progress.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Huh.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
Hey, listen, baby, I gotta run. Are you sure you
feel okay? Any congestion, body aches, fever?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I'm fine?
Speaker 7 (09:29):
How's Bobby? You know, sometimes these things work their way
through a close knit group like yours.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
He's fine too.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Really, Gee, that's a shame, but I think I can
make it work. Hey, listen, let's do the lunch thing.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
You mean today?
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Well, I was thinking more like a week from Thursday.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
A week from Thursday.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Hey, there's always a chance you might still be contagious,
but I am looking forward to it. Really, So I
have your machine, call my machine and give my letther
to Bobby. That's Billy him too, And Jimbo. What called me?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Jun Boy and Billy? If you can't beat him showing them?
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning, it's a big
(10:32):
show on the radio. We about twenty minutes away from
all things college football with a pac Man. Some interesting
stats coming up here, man about some darp daves. It's crazy.
We got the man that shot it all out college
football with a pac Man twenty minutes right now action.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
saint of shriveling in the up John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Today's episode wanna bet? As our story opens, a study
lawyer is talking on the phone as she boards her
flight to Houston.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I know, I know, I'll get off the phone before
take off. I know the law. I'm a lawyer. I'll
run along, toss some peanuts to the monkeys and coach. Sorry, Marla,
the help was interrupting me. Of course, I'm sitting at
first glass. Who's sitting next to me? I don't know,
let's see. Oh my, it's some hay seed in a
maga hat. I'm gonna have some fun. I'll call you
(11:35):
in I Land. Hello, I think I'm sitting next to you.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Oh no, you ain't What do you mean you ain't
sitting You're standing next to me.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
This is gonna be fun.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
What was that I said?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
You look like fun?
Speaker 9 (11:50):
Ooo?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You got that right, sugar breeches. Just wait till that
Drake Carr comes around. You ain't seen nothing yet.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I can't wait. I'm Lily Peace, and.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
You are claude tillbore in the flesh. Please to meet you,
Miss Lily.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
You always fly first class?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Oh shoot, no, they oversold the cheap seats and I
got bumped up here.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Lucky, I guess lucky.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Say?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Would you like to play a game?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
What like spin the bottle?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Maybe later? Let's ask each other questions. If you don't
know the answer to my question, you owe me five dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Whoo, I don't know five dollars. That's in my state.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, but if I can't answer your question, I'll pay
you one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
A c note. H Bang, you got a deal. Fare away.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Let's start with an easy one, shall we. What's the
distance from the Earth to the moon.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Ooh dang, uh, Well it's got to be more than
a couple hundred miles. Well, shoot, I can't say for sure.
Dang namit. Here's five dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Now it's your turn.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Okay, let's see, Uh okay, what goes up a hill
three legs and comes down with four?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Okay, let me think you got me? Here you go?
Speaker 7 (13:08):
How do you do?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Mister Franklin? We going to Applebee's tonight.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
So what was the answer?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Oh? Hell, I don't know. Here's five bucks, son of us.
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. Oh
miss Lily, Oh undo them? Top two bucks? Who tune
in next time?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
When we hear Lily's friend Marla trying to raise her
bail money, say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Good morning, everybody, more big show to come? Hang where
you are?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yo?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
What's up? This is Iike and for all of five
one one you need on all things Rednick.
Speaker 10 (13:52):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show. I listened to
something else my own self, but whack boy, Patrick Dunn
broke off the knob in the candle.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Patrick never mind, peace.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Out, Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
(14:47):
October the fourteenth and checking off the lid to a
Halloween section in the bed box. Here at the Big
Show dot com that time of the year.
Speaker 11 (14:57):
Learn to speak the language Language Tape number six.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
The convenience store Follow along and repeat.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
Convenience store manager.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Hello, May I be to helping you? Please?
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Repeat?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Hello, May I be to helping you please?
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Customer?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yes, I would like a pack of Parliament lights.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Convenience store manager.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
You want to have Parliament lights? Customer, yes, I would
like a pack of Parliament lights. Convenience store manager. Is
these the Parliament light?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Repeat?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Is these the Parliament light? How about these? One?
Speaker 11 (15:39):
Customer?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
No, neither one of those is the Parliament lights? How
about these one?
Speaker 6 (15:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
These one here? No? How about these one? No? Then
your blood sucking pointy head tooth feet over there by
the Dirty magazine.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Convenience store manager.
Speaker 9 (15:57):
O the headed oothy Hey, watch out pile. It ain't
nothing for meat. The wolopaman's es, repeat it ain't nothing
for me. The woolpaman's aes. Good morning, Big shows on
the radio. Coming up we play wordy word. Is hunting season, boys,
bear season coming in next weekend and looking forward to that.
(16:18):
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every week all about college football and of course majoring
(16:41):
in Southern Fried football. The man Mark Packer, Good morning,
pac Man.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Good morning, John Boy. You say it's Bear season? You
know what, Bill Belichick, We'll be glad to hear that,
assuming he's still the coach by the time the Tar
Hills go out to the West Coast and take them
the Golden Bears in California. But we'll get to Belichick
later on Big News of John Boy. Say this. If
I had a dollar every time I've said this to
you on the radio, I'd be retired. Oh, by the way,
(17:07):
I am red.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
The goal of every American worker is to be suspended
with pay. James Franklin, come on down. You've been fired
from Penn State, but they're going to give you fifty
million dollars not to put up with the aggravation of
(17:31):
trying to coach eighteen to twenty three year old and
name emmen and likeness and losing every big game known
to man. Every time you see the buck guys roll
over and puke fifty million John Boy not to work?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
How about that? Wow?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Man there?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
You know I send some maybe when you get that
big payday and then automatically just start sucking on purpose. Yeah,
you dumb.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Boy boy in the radio business, we've been doing that
for four about.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
A decades, suspended.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
The old days of sports talk radio and Charlotte. I
swear to you, I would walk into work thinking how
can I get suspended today so I don't have to
do this anymore? I finally figured it out at ESPN.
Can I piss them off enough where they just say,
can we get rid of them? I mean, that's just
the way it works. Apparently you can, yes, But he
(18:38):
wasn't the only guy following through. You got Trent Dilford, UAD,
you got Trent Bray at Oregon State. Those two gentlemen
also receiving some kind of compensation to not come to
work this week. So listen. In college football is as
goofy as it can ever be. I mean, it is
really a terrible version of the National Football League. We're
(19:00):
changing coaches in mid season, mid week. It does matter.
We firing defensive Corda's offensive coordators. We're paying guys ten
million quarterbacks to sit on the bench and wear a hat.
I mean, we have lost complete control. But yet it's
still a great thing. You watch it every week and
you come, on, my god, can you believe these games?
Be Texas knocked off Oklahoma over the weekend Florida State,
(19:23):
we were talking about the Knowles. They beat Alabama all
of a sudden. They're two and ten. Last year they
want to run their coach out. Now they're saying, hey,
we're gonna take over the world. They lost again this
weekend against Pittsburgh. All of a sudden, they're all upset
down there in Tallahassee. Indiana goes out to Oregon. They
knock them up. First time ever Indiana won a top
(19:44):
five game on the road.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Ever, that got Kurt Signetti. He rolled in Indiana. Football
has been garbage since I've been alive. He's rolled in there.
In two years, then he might have the best team
in college football. Johnny, I mean, you could turn this
thing around in no time. The transfer portal got Bill Napier.
I've been telling you about him for the last couple
of weeks. He's been on the hot seat from the
get go. They went out to A and M. They
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got smoked. Billy Napier now oh and fourteen against ranked
teams away from the swamp. Again, keeping on on Billy
naper We'll see what happens on that front. So kind
of a crazy weekend of games, upsets all over the place.
Of the preseason. I keep telling you how goofy the
preseason is nine of the top seventeen teams in the
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AP preseason poll, not ranked.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
WHOA n.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Nine of seventeen. I mean, that's just the world we got.
But John boy, we got good games coming up this
week that it starts on a Friday night. The Miami Hurricanes,
they could very well be the best team in college football.
They've got Louisville coming to town on a Friday night,
so again be sharing keeping on the Canes. Louisville's a
dangerous football team. I told you mentioned bear season coming up.
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Bill Belichick, assuming he's still employed, his voy's going out
to California at the beautiful Berkeley. That game is also
on the Friday night. Saturday is the best game in
the aec Is, Georgia Tech at Duke. I know that
sounds like pack what are you talking about. No, I'm
telling you. The Jackets are undefeated, first sum since twenty eleven,
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and the Blue Devils are good, they're talented. That should
be a really good game. And then there's a bunch
of great games this weekend. You got the Tennessee Bama again.
You know how it goes, Yeah, Tennessee Alabama. Tennessee is
not one in Tuscaloosa, John Boy since two thousand and three,
but they've beaten the tie two of the last three years.
That will always be the intense game. Ole miss in
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Georgia second time in the last three years, both of
them ranked in the top ten. He got Georgia found listen.
Georgia got the Auburn people so pissed off over the weekend.
You got Kirby Smart. I didn't call Tom out, Yeah
you did. I guess he's a great football coach, awesome program.
But I mean, what were you trying to sell it?
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You were calling the time I was clapping.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I was clapping.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Oh my goodness. I mean it was vinit. You didn't
even in the press conference after or I mean I'm
like Kirby, you won the game, man, just say listen,
let's slide. You gotta break. It's okay, but don't be
trying to tell us you we're calling time out. Ps
on that l 's use it at Vanderbilt. By the way,
Vanderbilt hosting a ranked versus Rank game from the third
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time since nineteen forty seven. Southern Cow and another Dame are
hooking up. That's ranked against Rank for the thirty six
time all time great series. And then you got the
Holy War with Utah and BYU, so great games coming
up this week. Unbelievable storylines, people getting fired and suspended
left and right, people lying straight to your face, and
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press conferences. You got people throwing knives at people. I mean,
it's as stupid as crazy, but it's great. And then
we sit there and we will watch it NonStop all weekend.
And I promise you, John Boy, when we get back
together next week, there will be storylines that we can't
even make up that we're gonna be talking about. And
that's why Southern Frieda Football is as good as it gets. Man,
(23:10):
it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
You are the man Mark Packer. Thank you, buddy. Kate
Waite we'll get up next week.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
You got it.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
We'll talk with our right there, he is the back man.
All right, dad, Well, let's play our wordy word game
one eight hundred Big Show. You told free line two
contestants what we need. We'll play next Good tues in the morning,
(23:55):
October to fourteen. Big Joe's on the radio. I'll beat
your rag, going to make show Big Box. Were in
a Halloween section. We we got Stan Higgins, mister Poppins,
pumpkin spice, pickup lines, oh more, sounds of the season,
the keyword spice, hit the bed box at the Bigshow
(24:16):
dot com. And right now, let's.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Play I had everybody's head, I bout the bad.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Okay, we're worthy.
Speaker 12 (24:21):
You worried?
Speaker 6 (24:22):
That a worthy worry.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Let's meet a contestants. We got Daniel from Saint Mary's, Georgia.
Good morning Daniel, Good morning, John boy By, welcome. And
we got Sal from Scranton, Pennsylvania. Good morning Sal. Hello Zu.
All right, you ain't in Biden's old neighborhood? Are your
(24:46):
parents Scranton?
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Oh oh no, don't don't make me, don't make you
put down?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Hey, So if you if you're not driving, do you
mind if you're not driving, do you mind getting off
hands free and picking up.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
The Yes, all you, You and Tendor on the team. Yeah,
y'all need y'all need that. Me and Daniel be on
the other seven. We're ready, all right.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
You live in Trump copy, he lives in Trump Country.
All right country.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
So Sal and Taylor are relaxing while meet and Daniel
do the first thirty seconds. And we got random words, boys,
random words this morning. All right, you ready, Daniel, I'm ready,
all right, starting the clock now, I'll keep my wallet
(25:37):
in my hip pucket. Yes, uh huh. Along came a blank,
a tarantular, Yeah, salt and yes, bugs, Bunny eats one
of these carrot. Yeah, uh huh. You passed this out
at Halloween to the kids. Uh huh you what was that? Yeah?
(26:01):
Uh huh blank and lightning.
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Uh thunder?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yes, uh huh. All right, that's cool to Dan. You know,
we put a seven on the board just like that.
So here we go. All right, all right, Randy wrestling
with the word tablets again over the air. I think
it's getting beat up again. All right, Sal, are you ready, buddy?
(26:25):
Uh oh, I think we lost Sal here, Jackie, there
it is there, it is there it is. Alright, I
got Sad, I got Sal. All right, here we go.
Here we go, all right, Tater and Sal start the
clock now.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
All right. This is a little critter that eats through
your like your grass underground makes makes holes. Uh. It's
also yes, yeah, you might eat this cookie blank. It's
raw cookie. You you want you you have a spiraling
blank in your house. It's how you get up, get upstairs?
(26:58):
All right, next one. Uh, this is all of this
is considered this category. Everything of the cow is made
of this oh meat.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
All right, dad boy, So let's figure out what happened here.
You said stairs upstairs because that was a word.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Staircase.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Staircase was the word. Are so gave Daniel one? There
you and Sal got two. So eight to two after
round one? All right, Daniel, here we go, okay, start
the clock now. Yeah. Blank, it's what's for dinner, honey, No, mate,
mate is what that's what it is. And soccer you
(27:41):
try to score a goal? Yeah, uh huh. A bunch
of cattle is a uh yes, that's it. Uh huh
uh huh. This is what a girl does when they
kick their legs. They're a blank girl. The rockets. Remember
that or.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
The are you saying god girl?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
No, that's all right, that's all right. You put all
one of your day by three on that eight. It
is an eleven, So Tater and sal nine will not
only tie, but be a world record.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
We appreciate your charity. I felt it. I felt it.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I'm so sorry. South ready big enough on that last one.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Okay, go you singing this. It's a group of people. Yes,
you you you bite these they're on your on your fingers.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Nail.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Yes, it's not it's not the world is not blank.
It's round.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Flat.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, what what you're going? Fifty five? That's what's your blank?
Your car? Yeah, you pitch a blank. It's what you
camp in. Okay, and you you eat a blank on
the cob.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yes, that was good. Y'all got a success an eight.
You miss it by three, Daniels eleven. What a good game.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
So good games.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
All right, Now you have a great rest of your day, buddy.
We'll catch you down the line, all right.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Can I get a shout out?
Speaker 6 (29:20):
I got something to tell you?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Of course, of course you can't go ahead that.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
That cousin of Gary Busey, uh huh.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
It was so fun. You guys, owe me a pair
of underwear.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
We'll make sure we'll get you a pair of the
good compliment. Oh yeah, that's that is. That's old time
right there. All right, sound thank you there, Buddy and Daniel.
Look at you down. Saint Mary's winning the big old
happy herd.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
I can't hey, I'm a long time listening y'all, and
this is the first time I've ever been on wordy word.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
I'm like, watch me drop the ball, Just watch me
drop the ball.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
But I did good.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
We were worrying nothing.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
Hey. Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, go ahead, all right.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
I want to give a shout out to everybody at
Kings Bay Flowers and Gifts and Cambda County, and I
want to give a shout out Nolan Tenson Deck Company
in Phoenix City, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
There, go down, appreciate you and yours listening to the
Big Show. Good morning, got the Big show on the radio.
Speaker 11 (30:20):
As Baby Queens from Ango stand Shelton out of Knoxville,
Tennessee said, oh, he suffers from chroniclercosis to whives Dan,
we'll get doing together next.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
That's a big show on the radio. Some of you
will hear Badmon's time. Monday two Friday, the wordy word
hit us up from the John boebell in Facebook page.
This morning stands Hut, Innsville, Tennessee. It's his.
Speaker 13 (31:14):
Said on a knife, I was downtown woman cutting in day.
Speaker 12 (31:21):
Yeah, yeah, that Saturday night, I was downtown working for
the FBI.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Really no, no, no, that's the lyric. Oh you were no,
I didn't think you were working for the f.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
John Boy has an embarrassing problem.
Speaker 13 (31:38):
Hurricane love song, Hurricane Hurricane lone, Hurricane lo song, ten
feet long.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Johnny, that's heard it in a love song, can't be wrong.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
He appears normal, but he's actually the victim of a
debilitating disease.
Speaker 13 (32:09):
Rocking Donna Harvey, Hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey,
Rocking Donna Harvey.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Not rocking Donna Harvey. It's rocking down the Highway. Oh,
rocking donnah huh.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
He thinks he knows the lyrics to popular songs, but
he's actually the victim of chronic lyricosis.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Hold On, Lucy, don't let go.
Speaker 13 (32:39):
If you came to night Lay, You're gonna lose your tone.
Speaker 12 (32:48):
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, hold on loosely, don't let go.
If you clean too tightly, you're gonna lose control. Control, control, control.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Chronic lyricosis affects thousands of Americans each year, and now
there's hope your contribution to the American Chronic Lyricosis Society
can help end this dreaded crippler of would be karaoke
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Speaker 5 (33:13):
Living Way, they're drunk.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Put your foot on, hey, imminent front. It's a put on,
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, Living Way the drug.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Send you a tax deductible contribution to the American Chronic
Lyricosas Society. Nine to fifteen East Fourth Street, Charlotte, two
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Speaker 5 (33:31):
Don't go around your waves.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Take your knife. There's a bathroom own the right. Good morning,
(34:07):
it's a big Yon radio. You like his track for
your Pumpkin Spice album? Get the Big Box at the
Big Show dot com keyword spice. Well, I see Stan
the man is here today. You know, I hadn't been
hanging out at the front desk. Maybe he's cooled off
on Babs a little bit. I'm sure we'll find out
as soon as he don't mind.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
If I knew John Boy, Billy Jackie, Randy Tayter put
him on the glass handy behind him.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
You're a pretty perky mood today. Man, is there a
new girl in your life?
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Not yet, but soon, my friend. You see my poncat
young friend idiot's hunting season.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Well, I didn't know you were a hunter.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Oh that is in affirmative, a thunderous thumbs up and
so rudy to totally as the kids say. But it's
not the bounty of nature that I seek. I am
a hunter of honeys, a chaser of cheesecake, a pursuer
of poultryitude, a ferret of the garden variety female.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I didn't know that had a season. Well, well, I can.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Readily tell you have been removed from the bachelor life
for fair too long. You see, it's nearly foul, and
with foul comes the most romantic season of all, Pumpkin
spice season.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Yes, much like unwanted Asalia, bushes, chicks niggot.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
It makes sense, I guess. So tell me now, how
do you parlay the ladies love for pumpkin spice into
a romantic relationship.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Well, it's all in the presentation. First of all, location, location, location.
Set yourself up at the local steminete excuse me steet
taffy house. Don't be a rube. Then you have to
drop some carefully crafted, heavy one liner.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Oh I can't wait, so I lay it on man.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Hey, sweetie, let's give them pumpkin to talk about. I
arrest my keys. That's as good as in the band.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, she's easy.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
As I've heard.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
You know.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
When it's not pumpkin spice, Lotte season, I'm depresso. It's
a take on espresso.
Speaker 6 (36:19):
A rube.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Another winner is unless it's pumpkin spice. I don't give
a frap. I think it's your gas station coffee guy.
You are so brutiful to me. Randy gets it. Oh
my Gord, don't you love pumpkin spice, because clinically pumpkin
(36:43):
is a Gordon and my favorite Hey, sip happens.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
But there's more than just coffee, right, Well, these are
merely icebreakers.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
From there we advance to the subtle sensuality of cheesecake
and forty more rural types pumpkin spice, span then the coop,
the grace, pumpkin spice hard seltzer that really puts them
in the mood.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Dude, So you just never really struck me as a
pumpkin spice kind of.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
God me, oh no, I hate the stuff. I would
rather eat a turd HOGI don't let anything pumpkin spice
touch my tongue. I'd rather hear about my car's extended
warranty and take of a pumpkin spice room refresher. May.
I'd be more inclined to get a very personal body
part pierced than never never then swallow a pumpkin spice
(37:39):
bad Banga, Well, some gos will do for love. Well,
in truth, I'm more of a lust guy than a
love guy.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Say by the bye, do you have to know if
the fair Babs is fond of the pumpkin spice pastiche?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
I think so? Ah, Well, I gotta go, so be
where you're headed.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
To buy a turd Hogan, get the fucking spice taste
out of I'm.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Out as the next time you beg his way, don't
forget happen.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
I always do later.
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Good Tuesday morning, October. You're fourteen. Big Show's on the radio.
We got our feature track with the Big Show, Big Box.
Sam Higgins is mister Poppy and pumpkin spice. Pick up
lies keyword spice and they hit the box at the
Big Show dot com. And right now it's time or
(00:47):
beating the blonde. Let's meet our contestant, Brandy. I hear
she's a fine girl out of Mainsfell, North Carolina. Good
morning Brandy here right were good? Welcome in here. So Brandy,
it doesn't matter, but what color is a hair on
(01:07):
your head?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
It is black?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
All right? We got a brewnette against blonde here. Let's see.
Let's see who has more fun.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
So Brandy, who hits the redhead over there?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, last date, there's some questions, Brandy, you agree or
disagree with her? Or answer? Get too right before too wrong,
and you win the big old prize pack. All right,
all right, okay, Marcy. According to a federal regulation, how
long do postal workers get for lunch?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
This explains a lot for the pace of the delivery.
They get ninety minutes for lunch.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Wow, ninety minutes. That's an hour and a half. Brandy,
do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I think I'm going to agree.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Now, thirty minutes is all they get, so you can't
blame it on their long lunch job. Yeah, thirty mines.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I love the postman.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I'm not saying.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
All right, Brandy dogging And there's a buzzer right off
the ball. Let's say we can get a bell in here, Tayler.
According to medical researchers, eating a particular flavor of candy
can help relieve stress coming up from Halloween. And what yeah,
how the candy is that?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I mean researchers they had to eat a lot of
candy to come up with this. And I know you
want to think one thing, but I'm going to go
the other way. It's peppermint. Peppermint, Peppermint relieves stress.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Brandy, do you agree or disagree with peppermint?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Actually, I think I am going to agree.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Again.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, let's see if that was the thing to do. Yeah,
this pepper man. You are right on it, both of
you girls. All right, Oh, here we go. We got
a full count. Head into our final question, as Tyler,
can you buy mice to be used for laboratory research?
(03:12):
On Amazon?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Ah, can you buy mice to be used.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
A laboratory research.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I can say, sure, you can buy everything on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
So Taylor says, yeah, you can buy mice for research,
put them into maize, cut them up, well, throw a
human ear on. I'm gonna just land it out there.
You can do whatever you will do, according to Marca here,
So Brandy, agree or disagree, I'm going to agree again.
(03:50):
Will God allow the sale of any live animals except
for live insects and worms used for gardening, base or
pet food. Well, I didn't even know that, man, I
did not know that. Man, we can get bait from Amazon.
I'm glad we found out. All right, Jackie, you make
(04:11):
sure you make Brandy real happy to go get something
out of my drawer.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Oh and I am a first time caller.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
All right, Brandy, Well you hang on for happenings. All right, baby,
we appreciate you.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Can I give a shout out, of course you can.
I'd like to give a shout out to my boyfriend
j L and to my mom and dad in mazill.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Well, there you go, Brandy, appreciate you and yours. Listen
to the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Do you need I'm gonna post something my butt. This
is all wrong, little good I shouldn't be up here.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
What about it?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
All right? That thing's all right. This is the award
(05:26):
winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number
one export.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Hello, redhigh Town Incorporator.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Hey, this is mister Bestow. Hey John Boybella here.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
Will excuse me while I booloo.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I say you're starting all the new year with that
winning attitude that that's.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
Coming from you.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Guys, you're so fun is you're a four day week
and a one day week?
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Hey, I was That's not what I heard.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Sale is true, man, that's a sigus I being probably
five years.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
That's all right.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Hey listen, if you want me to sit here and
help you want hear your story? Fine, it sounds like
you need the practice.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's fine. Don't believe me, but I know the truth.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
Oh hey, that's not bad. You know you might just
pull this thing off after all?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Whatever? Can we speak to Murray? Please?
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Sure? Why not? Hey, do that male indignation thing for him?
He'll love it.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
See okay, okay, hold on, chuckle Hey, Murray line too.
Speaker 7 (06:31):
It's the de Niro Twins.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I think they're ready for.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
A little im prob what no, goofer Jimbo, boy, pick
it up.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
He'd be ready with thank you.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
How I came out my right love? You mean it heaven.
I think the plan is working great so far?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
What plan?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
The great? Jimbo and Bobby hold out. You guys are
doing great. Another four or five days of this, We're
gonna be sitting pretty.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
For four or five days of w you know the
sick thing, Murray, I really had a sick thing.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
That's it. Sell it, baby, I tell you. By the
end of the week, management is going to be begging
us to renegotiate.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Renegotiate, Murray. What a world are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Oh? That's good too, very believable, Murray.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Did you think us being out of work with some
kind of a scam?
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Amazed? Jimbo, I gotta tell you are really coming along
as an actor. This Jimber and Bobby movie thing might
have a shot after all, not that I ever had
any depth of ut. So are you keeping in touch
with Bobby?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, he's sting here right now.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Great. Have you guys been working on your list of demands? Hey?
Just so you know, I called the president of the
company and threw a few out there last week.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Without even talking to us. Murray, I can't believe this
is you out of your mind.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Now. The four day work week is going to be
a tough one, but I think we might be able
to get him to pop for a company car midside.
But if you guys stay at home for a few
more days, we might bump them up to a tahoe
or suburban.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Murray, I really was sick. Did you say a.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Tahoe possible leather, Jimbo, let's not get great.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
He wait, wait, wait, wit, you're getting all confused.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Man.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Look Murray, we're not doing a holdout to get a
new contract.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Hey, look, it doesn't really matter. As long as you
guys stay out of work. My plan is going along perfectly.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Murray, we're at work when right now?
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Uh oh, it looks like you bumped yourself back down
to a midside.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Don't try to cut a new deal for us. We
like the one we're in now just fine, So don't
screw it up.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
Screw it up, screw it up, Jimbo. I'm wounded. That
almost sounds like you don't trust me.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Well we don't.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
Oh, there it goes again. Look who got you the
Jimbo and Bobby album deal?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
That would be ed our business manager.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Oh, well, who got you the radio network deal?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
That'd be ed?
Speaker 7 (08:54):
Oh yeah, who got you the deal for the Jimbo
and Bobby movie?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Well nobody?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Ah, but see that one has been my baby right
from day one.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
And how's that going?
Speaker 7 (09:05):
By the way, great, We just need a few more
pieces from a puzzle to fall into place, like why, well,
let's see. Let me check my list. We need script director,
h distributor and oh had a calf. Yeah, let's see
the business manager make that kind of progress.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Huh.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
Hey, listen, baby, I gotta run. Are you sure you
feel okay? Any congestion, body aches, fever?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I'm fine?
Speaker 7 (09:29):
How's Bobby? You know, sometimes these things work their way
through a close knit group like yours.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
He's fine too.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Really, Gee, that's a shame, but I think I can
make it work. Hey, listen, let's do the lunch thing.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
You mean today?
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Well, I was thinking more like a week from Thursday.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
A week from Thursday.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Hey, there's always a chance you might still be contagious,
but I am looking forward to it. Really, So I
have your machine, call my machine and give my letther
to Bobby. That's Billy him too, And Jimbo. What called me?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Jun Boy and Billy? If you can't beat him showing them?
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning, it's a big
(10:32):
show on the radio. We about twenty minutes away from
all things college football with a pac Man. Some interesting
stats coming up here, man about some darp daves. It's crazy.
We got the man that shot it all out college
football with a pac Man twenty minutes right now action.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
saint of shriveling in the up John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Today's episode wanna bet? As our story opens, a study
lawyer is talking on the phone as she boards her
flight to Houston.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I know, I know, I'll get off the phone before
take off. I know the law. I'm a lawyer. I'll
run along, toss some peanuts to the monkeys and coach. Sorry, Marla,
the help was interrupting me. Of course, I'm sitting at
first glass. Who's sitting next to me? I don't know,
let's see. Oh my, it's some hay seed in a
maga hat. I'm gonna have some fun. I'll call you
(11:35):
in I Land. Hello, I think I'm sitting next to you.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Oh no, you ain't What do you mean you ain't
sitting You're standing next to me.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
This is gonna be fun.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
What was that I said?
Speaker 2 (11:49):
You look like fun?
Speaker 9 (11:50):
Ooo?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
You got that right, sugar breeches. Just wait till that
Drake Carr comes around. You ain't seen nothing yet.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I can't wait. I'm Lily Peace, and.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
You are claude tillbore in the flesh. Please to meet you,
Miss Lily.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
You always fly first class?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Oh shoot, no, they oversold the cheap seats and I
got bumped up here.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Lucky, I guess lucky.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Say?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Would you like to play a game?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
What like spin the bottle?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Maybe later? Let's ask each other questions. If you don't
know the answer to my question, you owe me five dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Whoo, I don't know five dollars. That's in my state.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, but if I can't answer your question, I'll pay
you one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
A c note. H Bang, you got a deal. Fare away.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Let's start with an easy one, shall we. What's the
distance from the Earth to the moon.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Ooh dang, uh, Well it's got to be more than
a couple hundred miles. Well, shoot, I can't say for sure.
Dang namit. Here's five dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Now it's your turn.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Okay, let's see, Uh okay, what goes up a hill
three legs and comes down with four?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Okay, let me think you got me? Here you go?
Speaker 7 (13:08):
How do you do?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Mister Franklin? We going to Applebee's tonight.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
So what was the answer?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Oh? Hell, I don't know. Here's five bucks, son of us.
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. Oh
miss Lily, Oh undo them? Top two bucks? Who tune
in next time?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
When we hear Lily's friend Marla trying to raise her
bail money, say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Good morning, everybody, more big show to come? Hang where
you are?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yo?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
What's up? This is Iike and for all of five
one one you need on all things Rednick.
Speaker 10 (13:52):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show. I listened to
something else my own self, but whack boy, Patrick Dunn
broke off the knob in the candle.
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in Southern Fried football. The man Mark Packer, Good morning,
pac Man.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Good morning, John Boy. You say it's Bear season? You
know what, Bill Belichick, We'll be glad to hear that,
assuming he's still the coach by the time the Tar
Hills go out to the West Coast and take them
the Golden Bears in California. But we'll get to Belichick
later on Big News of John Boy. Say this. If
I had a dollar every time I've said this to
you on the radio, I'd be retired. Oh, by the way,
(17:07):
I am red.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
The goal of every American worker is to be suspended
with pay. James Franklin, come on down. You've been fired
from Penn State, but they're going to give you fifty
million dollars not to put up with the aggravation of
(17:31):
trying to coach eighteen to twenty three year old and
name emmen and likeness and losing every big game known
to man. Every time you see the buck guys roll
over and puke fifty million John Boy not to work?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
How about that? Wow?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Man there?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
You know I send some maybe when you get that
big payday and then automatically just start sucking on purpose. Yeah,
you dumb.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Boy boy in the radio business, we've been doing that
for four about.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
A decades, suspended.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
The old days of sports talk radio and Charlotte. I
swear to you, I would walk into work thinking how
can I get suspended today so I don't have to
do this anymore? I finally figured it out at ESPN.
Can I piss them off enough where they just say,
can we get rid of them? I mean, that's just
the way it works. Apparently you can, yes, But he
(18:38):
wasn't the only guy following through. You got Trent Dilford, UAD,
you got Trent Bray at Oregon State. Those two gentlemen
also receiving some kind of compensation to not come to
work this week. So listen. In college football is as
goofy as it can ever be. I mean, it is
really a terrible version of the National Football League. We're
(19:00):
changing coaches in mid season, mid week. It does matter.
We firing defensive Corda's offensive coordators. We're paying guys ten
million quarterbacks to sit on the bench and wear a hat.
I mean, we have lost complete control. But yet it's
still a great thing. You watch it every week and
you come, on, my god, can you believe these games?
Be Texas knocked off Oklahoma over the weekend Florida State,
(19:23):
we were talking about the Knowles. They beat Alabama all
of a sudden. They're two and ten. Last year they
want to run their coach out. Now they're saying, hey,
we're gonna take over the world. They lost again this
weekend against Pittsburgh. All of a sudden, they're all upset
down there in Tallahassee. Indiana goes out to Oregon. They
knock them up. First time ever Indiana won a top
(19:44):
five game on the road.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Ever, that got Kurt Signetti. He rolled in Indiana. Football
has been garbage since I've been alive. He's rolled in there.
In two years, then he might have the best team
in college football. Johnny, I mean, you could turn this
thing around in no time. The transfer portal got Bill Napier.
I've been telling you about him for the last couple
of weeks. He's been on the hot seat from the
get go. They went out to A and M. They
(20:07):
got smoked. Billy Napier now oh and fourteen against ranked
teams away from the swamp. Again, keeping on on Billy
naper We'll see what happens on that front. So kind
of a crazy weekend of games, upsets all over the place.
Of the preseason. I keep telling you how goofy the
preseason is nine of the top seventeen teams in the
(20:28):
AP preseason poll, not ranked.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
WHOA n.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Nine of seventeen. I mean, that's just the world we got.
But John boy, we got good games coming up this
week that it starts on a Friday night. The Miami Hurricanes,
they could very well be the best team in college football.
They've got Louisville coming to town on a Friday night,
so again be sharing keeping on the Canes. Louisville's a
dangerous football team. I told you mentioned bear season coming up.
(20:56):
Bill Belichick, assuming he's still employed, his voy's going out
to California at the beautiful Berkeley. That game is also
on the Friday night. Saturday is the best game in
the aec Is, Georgia Tech at Duke. I know that
sounds like pack what are you talking about. No, I'm
telling you. The Jackets are undefeated, first sum since twenty eleven,
(21:17):
and the Blue Devils are good, they're talented. That should
be a really good game. And then there's a bunch
of great games this weekend. You got the Tennessee Bama again.
You know how it goes, Yeah, Tennessee Alabama. Tennessee is
not one in Tuscaloosa, John Boy since two thousand and three,
but they've beaten the tie two of the last three years.
That will always be the intense game. Ole miss in
(21:38):
Georgia second time in the last three years, both of
them ranked in the top ten. He got Georgia found listen.
Georgia got the Auburn people so pissed off over the weekend.
You got Kirby Smart. I didn't call Tom out, Yeah
you did. I guess he's a great football coach, awesome program.
But I mean, what were you trying to sell it?
(21:59):
You were calling the time I was clapping.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I was clapping.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Oh my goodness. I mean it was vinit. You didn't
even in the press conference after or I mean I'm
like Kirby, you won the game, man, just say listen,
let's slide. You gotta break. It's okay, but don't be
trying to tell us you we're calling time out. Ps
on that l 's use it at Vanderbilt. By the way,
Vanderbilt hosting a ranked versus Rank game from the third
(22:25):
time since nineteen forty seven. Southern Cow and another Dame are
hooking up. That's ranked against Rank for the thirty six
time all time great series. And then you got the
Holy War with Utah and BYU, so great games coming
up this week. Unbelievable storylines, people getting fired and suspended
left and right, people lying straight to your face, and
(22:47):
press conferences. You got people throwing knives at people. I mean,
it's as stupid as crazy, but it's great. And then
we sit there and we will watch it NonStop all weekend.
And I promise you, John Boy, when we get back
together next week, there will be storylines that we can't
even make up that we're gonna be talking about. And
that's why Southern Frieda Football is as good as it gets. Man,
(23:10):
it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
You are the man Mark Packer. Thank you, buddy. Kate
Waite we'll get up next week.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
You got it.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
We'll talk with our right there, he is the back man.
All right, dad, Well, let's play our wordy word game
one eight hundred Big Show. You told free line two
contestants what we need. We'll play next Good tues in the morning,
(23:55):
October to fourteen. Big Joe's on the radio. I'll beat
your rag, going to make show Big Box. Were in
a Halloween section. We we got Stan Higgins, mister Poppins,
pumpkin spice, pickup lines, oh more, sounds of the season,
the keyword spice, hit the bed box at the Bigshow
(24:16):
dot com. And right now, let's.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Play I had everybody's head, I bout the bad.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Okay, we're worthy.
Speaker 12 (24:21):
You worried?
Speaker 6 (24:22):
That a worthy worry.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Let's meet a contestants. We got Daniel from Saint Mary's, Georgia.
Good morning Daniel, Good morning, John boy By, welcome. And
we got Sal from Scranton, Pennsylvania. Good morning Sal. Hello Zu.
All right, you ain't in Biden's old neighborhood? Are your
(24:46):
parents Scranton?
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Oh oh no, don't don't make me, don't make you
put down?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Hey, So if you if you're not driving, do you
mind if you're not driving, do you mind getting off
hands free and picking up.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
The Yes, all you, You and Tendor on the team. Yeah,
y'all need y'all need that. Me and Daniel be on
the other seven. We're ready, all right.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
You live in Trump copy, he lives in Trump Country.
All right country.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
So Sal and Taylor are relaxing while meet and Daniel
do the first thirty seconds. And we got random words, boys,
random words this morning. All right, you ready, Daniel, I'm ready,
all right, starting the clock now, I'll keep my wallet
(25:37):
in my hip pucket. Yes, uh huh. Along came a blank,
a tarantular, Yeah, salt and yes, bugs, Bunny eats one
of these carrot. Yeah, uh huh. You passed this out
at Halloween to the kids. Uh huh you what was that? Yeah?
(26:01):
Uh huh blank and lightning.
Speaker 7 (26:04):
Uh thunder?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yes, uh huh. All right, that's cool to Dan. You know,
we put a seven on the board just like that.
So here we go. All right, all right, Randy wrestling
with the word tablets again over the air. I think
it's getting beat up again. All right, Sal, are you ready, buddy?
(26:25):
Uh oh, I think we lost Sal here, Jackie, there
it is there, it is there it is. Alright, I
got Sad, I got Sal. All right, here we go.
Here we go, all right, Tater and Sal start the
clock now.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
All right. This is a little critter that eats through
your like your grass underground makes makes holes. Uh. It's
also yes, yeah, you might eat this cookie blank. It's
raw cookie. You you want you you have a spiraling
blank in your house. It's how you get up, get upstairs?
(26:58):
All right, next one. Uh, this is all of this
is considered this category. Everything of the cow is made
of this oh meat.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
All right, dad boy, So let's figure out what happened here.
You said stairs upstairs because that was a word.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Staircase.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Staircase was the word. Are so gave Daniel one? There
you and Sal got two. So eight to two after
round one? All right, Daniel, here we go, okay, start
the clock now. Yeah. Blank, it's what's for dinner, honey, No, mate,
mate is what that's what it is. And soccer you
(27:41):
try to score a goal? Yeah, uh huh. A bunch
of cattle is a uh yes, that's it. Uh huh
uh huh. This is what a girl does when they
kick their legs. They're a blank girl. The rockets. Remember
that or.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
The are you saying god girl?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
No, that's all right, that's all right. You put all
one of your day by three on that eight. It
is an eleven, So Tater and sal nine will not
only tie, but be a world record.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
We appreciate your charity. I felt it. I felt it.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I'm so sorry. South ready big enough on that last one.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Okay, go you singing this. It's a group of people. Yes,
you you you bite these they're on your on your fingers.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Nail.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Yes, it's not it's not the world is not blank.
It's round.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Flat.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, what what you're going? Fifty five? That's what's your blank?
Your car? Yeah, you pitch a blank. It's what you
camp in. Okay, and you you eat a blank on
the cob.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yes, that was good. Y'all got a success an eight.
You miss it by three, Daniels eleven. What a good game.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
So good games.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
All right, Now you have a great rest of your day, buddy.
We'll catch you down the line, all right.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Can I get a shout out?
Speaker 6 (29:20):
I got something to tell you?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Of course, of course you can't go ahead that.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
That cousin of Gary Busey, uh huh.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
It was so fun. You guys, owe me a pair
of underwear.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
We'll make sure we'll get you a pair of the
good compliment. Oh yeah, that's that is. That's old time
right there. All right, sound thank you there, Buddy and Daniel.
Look at you down. Saint Mary's winning the big old
happy herd.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
I can't hey, I'm a long time listening y'all, and
this is the first time I've ever been on wordy word.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
I'm like, watch me drop the ball, Just watch me
drop the ball.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
But I did good.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
We were worrying nothing.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
Hey. Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, go ahead, all right.
Speaker 6 (30:05):
I want to give a shout out to everybody at
Kings Bay Flowers and Gifts and Cambda County, and I
want to give a shout out Nolan Tenson Deck Company
in Phoenix City, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
There, go down, appreciate you and yours listening to the
Big Show. Good morning, got the Big show on the radio.
Speaker 11 (30:20):
As Baby Queens from Ango stand Shelton out of Knoxville,
Tennessee said, oh, he suffers from chroniclercosis to whives Dan,
we'll get doing together next.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
That's a big show on the radio. Some of you
will hear Badmon's time. Monday two Friday, the wordy word
hit us up from the John boebell in Facebook page.
This morning stands Hut, Innsville, Tennessee. It's his.
Speaker 13 (31:14):
Said on a knife, I was downtown woman cutting in day.
Speaker 12 (31:21):
Yeah, yeah, that Saturday night, I was downtown working for
the FBI.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Really no, no, no, that's the lyric. Oh you were no,
I didn't think you were working for the f.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
John Boy has an embarrassing problem.
Speaker 13 (31:38):
Hurricane love song, Hurricane Hurricane lone, Hurricane lo song, ten
feet long.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Johnny, that's heard it in a love song, can't be wrong.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
He appears normal, but he's actually the victim of a
debilitating disease.
Speaker 13 (32:09):
Rocking Donna Harvey, Hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey,
Rocking Donna Harvey.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Not rocking Donna Harvey. It's rocking down the Highway. Oh,
rocking donnah huh.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
He thinks he knows the lyrics to popular songs, but
he's actually the victim of chronic lyricosis.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Hold On, Lucy, don't let go.
Speaker 13 (32:39):
If you came to night Lay, You're gonna lose your tone.
Speaker 12 (32:48):
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, hold on loosely, don't let go.
If you clean too tightly, you're gonna lose control. Control, control, control.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Chronic lyricosis affects thousands of Americans each year, and now
there's hope your contribution to the American Chronic Lyricosis Society
can help end this dreaded crippler of would be karaoke
singers everywhere.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Living Way, they're drunk.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Put your foot on, hey, imminent front. It's a put on,
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, Living Way the drug.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Send you a tax deductible contribution to the American Chronic
Lyricosas Society. Nine to fifteen East Fourth Street, Charlotte, two
eight two o four.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
Don't go around your waves.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Take your knife. There's a bathroom own the right. Good morning,
(34:07):
it's a big Yon radio. You like his track for
your Pumpkin Spice album? Get the Big Box at the
Big Show dot com keyword spice. Well, I see Stan
the man is here today. You know, I hadn't been
hanging out at the front desk. Maybe he's cooled off
on Babs a little bit. I'm sure we'll find out
as soon as he don't mind.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
If I knew John Boy, Billy Jackie, Randy Tayter put
him on the glass handy behind him.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
You're a pretty perky mood today. Man, is there a
new girl in your life?
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Not yet, but soon, my friend. You see my poncat
young friend idiot's hunting season.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Well, I didn't know you were a hunter.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
Oh that is in affirmative, a thunderous thumbs up and
so rudy to totally as the kids say. But it's
not the bounty of nature that I seek. I am
a hunter of honeys, a chaser of cheesecake, a pursuer
of poultryitude, a ferret of the garden variety female.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I didn't know that had a season. Well, well, I can.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Readily tell you have been removed from the bachelor life
for fair too long. You see, it's nearly foul, and
with foul comes the most romantic season of all, Pumpkin
spice season.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Yes, much like unwanted Asalia, bushes, chicks niggot.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
It makes sense, I guess. So tell me now, how
do you parlay the ladies love for pumpkin spice into
a romantic relationship.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Well, it's all in the presentation. First of all, location, location, location.
Set yourself up at the local steminete excuse me steet
taffy house. Don't be a rube. Then you have to
drop some carefully crafted, heavy one liner.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Oh I can't wait, so I lay it on man.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Hey, sweetie, let's give them pumpkin to talk about. I
arrest my keys. That's as good as in the band.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, she's easy.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
As I've heard.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
You know.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
When it's not pumpkin spice, Lotte season, I'm depresso. It's
a take on espresso.
Speaker 6 (36:19):
A rube.
Speaker 5 (36:20):
Another winner is unless it's pumpkin spice. I don't give
a frap. I think it's your gas station coffee guy.
You are so brutiful to me. Randy gets it. Oh
my Gord, don't you love pumpkin spice, because clinically pumpkin
(36:43):
is a Gordon and my favorite Hey, sip happens.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
But there's more than just coffee, right, Well, these are
merely icebreakers.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
From there we advance to the subtle sensuality of cheesecake
and forty more rural types pumpkin spice, span then the coop,
the grace, pumpkin spice hard seltzer that really puts them
in the mood.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Dude, So you just never really struck me as a
pumpkin spice kind of.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
God me, oh no, I hate the stuff. I would
rather eat a turd HOGI don't let anything pumpkin spice
touch my tongue. I'd rather hear about my car's extended
warranty and take of a pumpkin spice room refresher. May.
I'd be more inclined to get a very personal body
part pierced than never never then swallow a pumpkin spice
(37:39):
bad Banga, Well, some gos will do for love. Well,
in truth, I'm more of a lust guy than a
love guy.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Say by the bye, do you have to know if
the fair Babs is fond of the pumpkin spice pastiche?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
I think so? Ah, Well, I gotta go, so be
where you're headed.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
To buy a turd Hogan, get the fucking spice taste
out of I'm.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Out as the next time you beg his way, don't
forget happen.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
I always do later.
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