October 28, 2025 • 38 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Halloween Week is well underway! - Today we’ll look at the Top 10 Worst Costumes.. - Tater has another stellar edition of “What to Watch”.. - Gary Busey jots down his Halloween entry into his diary.. - We’ll take a call from Hollywood buddy, Nick Secrecy.. - The madness happening in College Football continues to bemuse Mark Packer with yet another ridiculous week of INaction.. - and Marvin Webster logs a report on sexist costumes for dogs…
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
No man, just wearing a clone. Hey, yes, Joe Holo
Radio in Tuesday Morning feature track. When to make Sure
bid box a brown call, Marvin Website, sexist Halloween costumes
for dogs keywords dog costumes. Look at that when you
hit the Big Show dot comy Right now, it's time
(00:50):
for beat the Blonde. Let's we not contestant. Thomas had
a beautiful Green League Colorado. Good morning, Thomas, Good morning,
John Boyd. Hello, buddy, welcome in here. You'd say you
can listen to the Big Show anywhere in the world, dude,
John won Billy Late Rogers podcast stream us for several
(01:13):
radio stations while you got us here the last great
morning show in America. Well then remember the thirty first.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
A damad, Sorry you had to hear.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
That, all right, buddy, I'm sad at y'all leaving mat
A man.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Well, let's say it when you get your prize back here, Thomas. Well,
ask stated some questions, you agree or disagree to bells
for two buzzers, and you.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Went so good?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
All right, Tight tight, y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Humans, ants, and occasionally chimpanzees are the only creatures on
Earth that organize and band together to do this what
is it?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Former union? No, we creatures. We all band together, uh,
to mourn, to.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Mourn, chimpanzees.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Morn.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
They're putting together a pretty much for the show there, Thomas,
Do you agree or disagree? Mourn?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
That sounds about right, since we are supposedly to send
us to primates, So I want to agree.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
So as you're going on with the monkeys more and so,
so we should too. Let's see you. It's wage war,
wage war, as far as.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
More remember, I should remember playing his eightes.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Didn't turned out good for humans on that one, you know, so,
uh yeah, I think elephants, elephants, elephant and cows, you know,
caw il, Yeah, I know. Chimpanzees don't. But elephants. You're
correct on ants to a certain degree. If it's the queen,
they get together. Oh yeah, all right, Well, wage war
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was what was looking for there, no going it? All right,
there's buzzer from Thomas. A here we go. There are
three places that the American flag is officially mandated to
fly twenty four hours a day, okay, okay, the White
House if the President is home, okay, okay. Number two,
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the US capital, and the third place that the American
flag is officially mandated to flag twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Is Walmart the first one that came on?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Mind?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
No, I believe that that is at the Tomb of
the Unknown Soldier.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh, the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. The flag flies
twenty four hours a day. Thomas agree or disagree.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
That I will definitely agree on and.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
That is absolutely right. All right, go to work you all.
The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Arlington National Cemetery
is fourth. Yeah, here we go. We got a full crown.
The last question, well, Tana, you probably heard that women's
hemlines tend to go down during a shaky economy.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Know it, I live it.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
But what about lipstick sales?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Will you see?
Speaker 7 (04:30):
You?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
And boy, lipstick sales go up because it's just to
make us look pretty since our hem lines have gone down.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
So the hemlines go down, and you say lipstick sales
go up, My face is up here shaky time?
Speaker 8 (04:45):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Thomas agree or disagree.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
That I really don't know about you. I don't wear lipstick,
and neither that's my wife. So but uh, well, I'll
agree with Tater.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh yeah, lipstick sales go up. Lips are up. There.
Time is good to work, buddy, Begon Long Tiger's Prize
pack head the beautiful Green League Colorado put you up
with Jackie. Hopingly it'll be your home. Thank you, Joab,
(05:24):
I get a quick shout out, of course.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Well, first of all, my wife paint. My wife's anniversary
is on the thirty first of this month, so I
want to tell my wife happy anniversary. And I've listened
to yell for a long time, and you know I
love all you. I listen to you on the podcast
since we don't.
Speaker 9 (05:47):
Have a local radio station in Colorado that plays you,
and I want to thank y'all and for all the
laughs and the fun that y'all giving me while I've
been driving.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Of the road for so many years.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Oh Thomas, well, I'll be truly missed. Well, appreciate appreciate that, buddy.
We feel the same way about our listeners.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Man.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
And now you need to let Jack and Tater take
over the show.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
All right, Jack and Taylor take out. I'll say I'm
going home. Let me just tell you they did that
about fourteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I like what you think, Tom.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Thank god dos ain't old, buddy, Appreciate you and your
lovely Why about in green Lea wye A when the
hour top of your news right on the other side
our time capsule over this October twenty Hey, hang.
Speaker 10 (06:44):
On full life.
Speaker 11 (07:16):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yo, what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Hey? Man?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
The new Great Depression rolls on. People having a hard
time do anything for money. Even the crime nowadays is
jacked up. Have you seen on the news about all
these metal thieves? And I ain't talking about gold and silver.
I'm talking about like breaking in the power company, stealing
copper cape, pulling rain gutters off a man's house, stealing
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guardrails and man whole covers. It's like a bunch of
crackhead termite or attack even real heads.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
One.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
What is wrong with these people? Hey, if you're a
cop working on a stolen metal case, I got a
tip for you. You ain't got to interview none of my people.
Ain't no brothers in the scrap metal game. You're looking
for eight big, thick white boys. I try to steal
guard rail. That's some labor intensive crime right now. We
ain't about that. If a brother hooked up one of
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them gangs. He lasted about ten minutes. First job of
the night. Boss man say, okay, Calvin, put that ladder
up against the house. We gonna pull them rain gutters
off and load them in the truck. Calvin be like, no, man,
you gonna pull them gutters off and put them in
the truck. That ain't for me. I turned the crime
because it was easy. If I wanted to work, i'd
get a job, all right. Well, then run get that
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manhole cover out of the street. Do what why scrap iron?
Seventy eight cents a pound?
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Man?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I ain't picking up no damn hundred pounds man hole cover.
Two things about heavy metal, I don't listen to it,
and I damn sure don't pick it up. Having no
eight ways split on seventy eight cents a pound, Hey,
hamburg yourself about two fifty a pounds. Only go knock
over the meat department at the food gin. No, man,
get up that pole and cut down a piece of
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that power line. That's why I got all kind of
copper in it. Yeah, also got fifty thousand volts in it.
I ain't cutting no power lines. Come on, man, they'll
find my dad ass two blocks away when my shoes
blowed off. Yeah, well you say you want big money,
copper go for three dollars and eighty cents a pound.
Oh yeah, well you heard about the stuff that got
now called weed itself about eight hundred dollars a pound,
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and you ain't got to tote it but an ounce
at a time. This here, gang, you need to get
out the scrap business and get into weed business. Boss
won go Calvin? What you fired?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I know, man, Look y'all be careful. I'll catch up
with you next week. And that, my friends, is why
my people ain't in no scrap metal gap. This crime
has got more white people in it than the NHL
Hall of Fame. Y'all think about it. Don Marvin Webbs.
Speaker 11 (10:06):
John Boya and Dilly.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
It's missed these.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Don't baby seventy Good morning, We're yelled dumb right.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Good tunes the morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 12 (10:58):
Action Hello friends, your old palp Burn Fern here with
another placent up popping edition of John Boy and Billy
Playhouse Today's episode the Noon Litter. As our story opens,
an elderly woman is waiting for a visit from the
old Country vet.
Speaker 13 (11:16):
Gladdie, it's the dangiest thing I ever did, say, ted
kittens in one litter. Well, of course they're cute, adorable
even but that that's not the point.
Speaker 14 (11:26):
Glovey's not been out of the house in a year.
Speaker 13 (11:28):
This this is some sort of miracle of something. I'm
waiting for old Doc Murphy to show up. Oh, I reckon,
that's him. Now, I'll talk to you later, gladys Doc,
is that you sure is?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Miss Green?
Speaker 8 (11:42):
I come over as soon as I could. I had
to be a midwife for Tom Tuttle's cow, Henrietta. What
a mess. I was planning on getting new shoes anyhow, So, uh,
what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
You said it was some sort of miracle.
Speaker 14 (11:55):
Well, sure must be looking on her.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
Well look at that, Miss Beulah had kittens one, two, three,
ten of them. Oh that's pretty impressive. Well done, Beulah.
But while that it's a pretty good sized litter, it's
hardly a miracle.
Speaker 14 (12:14):
Well that's cause you don't know the details.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Now, the mcal Henies dog Fergie had eighteen puppies. Now
that was America. But see Tucker Prescott's hen Noogie laid
twenty five eggs in one sitting.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
That was America.
Speaker 14 (12:27):
But this might be different.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Right, There was a.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
Time Bert Macklin's hog Denise gave birth to one piglet.
Speaker 14 (12:34):
How is that a miracle?
Speaker 8 (12:35):
It weighed one hundred and two pounds. Old Gal walks
bow legged to this day.
Speaker 13 (12:40):
What an interesting life you leave. But I'm trying to
tell you this is different to do. Tell I don't
know how miss Bulah got pregnant.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Well, here is a comic book that I give to
the kids to explain that.
Speaker 14 (12:52):
No, no, I know the mechanics of it.
Speaker 13 (12:55):
It's just that Beulah is an indoor kat, always has been.
I have no idea how she could have gotten pregnant.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Now am I seeing things?
Speaker 8 (13:05):
Or is that a big old tomcat sitting on the couch.
Speaker 14 (13:08):
Oh, that's Garfield. There's no way it could be him.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
How could you be so sure?
Speaker 14 (13:14):
Well, silly, that's beautless brothers son of her.
Speaker 12 (13:26):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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Tune in next time when we'll hear Bert Macklin's bow
legged hog Denise.
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Speaker 4 (15:45):
Good morning Pacman, Good morning John Boy. I'll say it
for the five thousandth time, the goal of every American
worker is to be suspended with pay. With that John
Boy every week it seems like thank you and I
have a conversation. I want to talk football, but it's
now about who's getting paid off not to go to
(16:05):
work and LSU come on down. Brian Kelly gets fired
over the weekend after LSU gets smoked at home by
Texas A and M. And the folks down are in
to buy you. They take that football pretty serious now,
and we've been We've taken that Southern five football tour
down to value. In a Saturday night in Tiger Stadium,
it is no joke. But they've had enough and fifty
(16:28):
they're not going to negotiate the deal. It's been reported
at fifty four million dollars to buy out for Brian
Kelly and John Boyd. I read something this week. Again,
keep in mind, now we've seen coaches fire at prestigious
institutions that take football seriously. LSU, Penn State, Florida, Arkansas,
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Virginia Tech, Oklahoma State, UCLA, Stanford. I mean, the list
go going on. I mean, I think we're up to
I think at least a dozen big time programs now
who have fired their coach in the middle of the sea.
But we're talking now. I read this week one hundred
and forty four point eight million dollars in buyouts. That's
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to make sure that coach that respective because and maybe
some of his assistants don't come to work. I mean,
that is absolutely insanity. I mean again, the NFL, you
would expect it. The NBA, hey, I got it. Major
League Baseball, no problem. This is college football we're talking about.
(17:30):
This is a whole, completely totally different universe. And the
weird thing with the LSU thing John Boyce as the
athletic director. There is a guy who named a Scott Woodward.
Now he was at Texas A and M and you
know who he hired at Texas A and M Jimbo Fisher.
Now Jimbo Fisher is a guy their buddies. He ended
(17:50):
up firing him and gave Jimbo seventy six million not
to come to work at college station. Now Jimbo's not
on the a SEC network, you know, having fun talking
this mac Now Woodward, Now he goes to LSU and
he hires Brian Kelly from Notre Dame, and now four
years later, not even four years, he fires him, gonna
(18:11):
give him fifty four million. At some point in time,
I think everybody listening to this radio show would hope
that they keep work for and get fired by Scott
Woodward at LSU, because I mean, what kind of cast
could you make? Get fired by this? I mean, at
some point time, don't you have to look at the
ad go hey, dude, maybe just just thought maybe you
(18:35):
are the problem? I mean, what are we doing here?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Why? And I got no friends like that?
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Right?
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Absolutely, please hire me, to fire me and then give
me a ton of cats. And here's the funny thing.
I read a list this week of all right now
that Brian Kelly's fired at LSU, who' shitt Scott Woodward
hired and I'm going through this list of names, jim
bow Fisher. Wait a minute, if he hires that guy,
there needs to be an investigation. And no disrespect to
(19:06):
Jimbo Fisher. He's a great dude. I've talked to him
a gazillion time. But if he ends up back of
the LSU after taking seventy six million, after getting fired
at A and M, what are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I know what to do. Pack say you only got
you already got seventy six millions, so just use that
and come on and coach for free and nobody will. Yeah,
you's wrong with that?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Why not? I mean exactly right. You know, if I'm Jimbo,
I'm cutting a deal with his buddy Scott going Hey, listen,
you've already given me seventy six million. I really, I'm
so bored. Now on eighth you've seen network. How about
I just coach at LSU three or basically defer the
payment of the ten million you're gonna pay me and
when you're fired me three years from now. I mean,
the whole thing is nuts, and so unfortunately it's got
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lost is the football and over the weekend, you know,
BAMA had to rally pass South Carolina, Texas was down
seventeen in the fourth corner and start Vegas. Vanderbilt keeps
one in their seven and one of the first time
since forty one. Ole Mess and Lane Kiffin. Here a
great story. They go to Oklahoma and when Georgia Tech
is undefeated, it's the first time they started eight nineteen
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sixty six. I mean, there's just crazy storylines all over
the place. But everybody now is now talking about the chaos,
which is just firing these coaches with ridiculous sums of money.
Speaker 11 (20:27):
You know.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
I saw the other thing too about LSU the governor.
Now they don't have a president right now at LSU.
So the governor was upset watching his beloved tigers get
smoked by A and M. So he went on Twitter
and said, hey man, before we start raising ticket prizes
next year, let's get this thing straightened out. Now he's
on Twitter or Extra whatever they call it now, and
(20:48):
so he was part of the negotiation to get Brian
Kelly out. I mean, so the whole thing is whacked up. Yeah,
you know who's loving all this, Bill Belichick. He and
his girlfriend is the norm. This is the greatest thing
that's ever happened to us. They've totally forgotten about our nonsense,
and ta tar, He'll keep finding ways to lose the
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game at the one inch line for the second week
of k and nobody's talking about Carolina's singing. It's the
craziest thing of all time.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I'm going.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
That's all I listen.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Every week.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
I tell you when I say goodbye to you, I said,
John Boyd, there is no telling what we're going to
be talking about next week, and here we are. I
swear to god, I can go back and play the tapes.
College football is the craziest storyline. Every week there will
be something that happens that you go, oh, come on,
you gotta be kidding me. I swear to god it
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happens every week. But it has been a wild, wild
season college football. There's no question.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
All right, well, let's say what we'll be talking about
next week. Then, buddy, well we'll be right here.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I know one thing. Halloween comes up on Friday, and
it's got nothing on what's going to happen on Saturday
in college football. I promise you that that's a guaranteed block.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Good stuff pack. We appreciate you brother.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
All right, I'm talking next week.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
That's a boy. Thanks Mark. All right there, all right,
did well, Let's go ahead and play our wordy word game.
Why we're hot one ain't hundred big show you told
free line. I take on you on the one inch line,
pushing over the old tush push. Oh, I'll prove that
to you a little bit. Alright, I got a couple
of contestants and we'll play next you right that good morning.
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There's a big show on the radio Tuesday morning. When
our feature track from the Big Show bit box, I'm
bron call Marvin Webster. Got any sexiest Halloween costume for dogs?
Yes to your key words dog costumes. I'd appreciate ya.
When you dressed Pearl up like a slut. That's she
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pulled it off out when they hit the big box
at the Big Show dot com click got our on
air contest, but you can't get to we'll call you
somebody who won't play Make that happen to come special
before we retire on the radio the end of the year.
We've got somebody right here of family getting ready to
(23:35):
square off. So let's do it. I went to everybody's
head about the bed okay, a word word and a
wordy word. And this family is a father and a
son from to CoA, Georgia. We got dad, Jason. Good
morning Jason, Good morning guys.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Buddy awesome? And your boy Cold on the other line,
Good morning Cold, Good morning, guess, Good morning buddy. All right,
I'm on'y col me and boy Tyler. You get the dad,
Dad all right? And guys, we got random words, any
words at all we might be trying to get you
to say. So that's the deal. Let's go for the
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first thirty seconds on round one call. Let's see what
we can do. Are you ready, boy, I'm ready? Okay,
gotta there, Randy, all right, you got that right there. Okay,
start the clock. Now you talk into one of these
what is it I'm talking into I phone? Uh yeah,
(24:32):
what kind of phone?
Speaker 11 (24:34):
So?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Uh you see your phone? Yes, that's it, all right.
You check out a book from your public Yes, a
fire breathing? What Game of Thrones?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Drop fighting? Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Uh huh, all right? A worm. This changes into a
pretty little thing in the spring. It's like you put
on your pancakes kind of two syllables. Oh got it,
put on your pancakes. Yeah, body my mad, but good
work for what you had to put a three on
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the board. Aur Rah Tayter and Jason for round one?
You ready, Jason, You'm ready and go all right?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
So this worm goes into a cocoon and comes out
as one of these cocoon co coon cockoon?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
What did I say?
Speaker 6 (25:27):
What?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
What? No? It turns into this and then it can
and it has we Yeah, this is your family peck
woof woof park park. You're Fido is.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
One h three to two cold leads and son over Dad.
Let's go into round two. All right, cold, here we go,
brand new word. Are you ready? Yes, sir, all right,
start the clock. Now you plant this in your backyard
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and you grow beans and corn out of it.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
You're what yes?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Uh huh? You walk through the front, walk through into
the house, you open the front what not the one though? Yeah?
All right, blank rope girls do this blank rope not
skip but yes, uh huh? A birthday blank with candles
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on it? A birthday. Yeah, I had a boy cold
put a four on that three. That's a seven score
all right, and now Tata and Dad die you need
five to tie six to win. Read adjacent I'm ready
and go.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Very popular. A lava.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
In a six.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah you less is one? Their uh storm is one?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
There uh graduation side there? What yes you? Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
You might wear this on your wedding day?
Speaker 12 (27:17):
What no will no, no, no no, it's a game.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I don't know what's not so that word was dress,
So tell you you might wear this on your wedding day.
I'm gonna na seven and four cold wins.
Speaker 15 (27:37):
On over the DA.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Made me panic.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Hey boys, we appreciate y'all listening. Appreciate you playing with us.
Man awesome you hang on that coal will get you
prize packed buddy to go, guys.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
I hope I have a happy retire.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Thank you, buddy, appreciate you. Good morning, got a big
show on the radio. We got our requested bit for
John Boy. I hit us up at the John Boy
and Billy facebook page. David Johnson out of Richland's, North
Carolina says the very best skit was Gary Busey going
to his family reunion. My wife and I almost went
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ourselves laughing. We're really gonna miss you, guys. I thank you, Dave,
and you'll love the bride. We'll get that for you.
Hang on us up next Good morning, Big shows on
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Mill the Facebook page like mister and missus Johnson out
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the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
You you diary.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
This is Gary beaucy Well Diary. It has been one
hillatious couple of days. I did something I had done
in twenty years and swore i'd never do again. Yes, Diary,
I ventured into the belly of the beast, into the
heart of darkness, to face my most gut. Not in fears,
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I travel all the way to Tulsa to attend the
annual Bucy family reunion. Yeah, it was as terrifying as
it sounds.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Kim folk, Kim folk.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Won't do win again, folk, Hey, fool, you fool, your
drooling into gene pool.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Comes a humpern' get stumper.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Giddy up go. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
I have been to a busy reunion in many, many years.
Last one I went to I got into a bare
knuckle brawl over a game of horseshoes with my hot tempered,
hard drinking cousin short Fuice abuses that fight would still
be raging if it wasn't for my uncle. He was
a peace negotiator for the un old truce Abusy. I
(30:15):
figured enough time had passed and it is safety going
back again, man, I instantly regretted it. My family is
one hundred percent nerve racking. Picturesque gaalored Sartaine Picnic Park
in Outdoor Paintball World was jam packed with bucies from
all over the damn planet. It was lazy eyes and
(30:35):
big ass teeth as far as you could see. The
first one I run into was my voice talking uncle
Juice Abusey.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Five minutes of.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
His close talking spray, and I felt like I'd been
on the log flument. Not very far, Diary. I usually
only go to these things for the food. Best tater
salad on the planet, the Beausy secret recipe guaranteed to
go right to your hips, courtesy of my big old
aunt Kabousybusy. She'd been eating all her life and it
(31:14):
showed Diary. Same goals for her son, Moosey Beausey, five
hundred pound tight end. Not bad for a freshman in
high school. Every family got a sex fiend in the
woodpile and ours is my second cousin, Lucy Beausey. She
had her fifth young and with some American Indian big
(31:35):
shot at one of the reservation casinos. She named the
baby Papoosie Busy. It must be in the blood because
her older brother Sedooci Beaucy got hitched to some seven
foot tall African gal. Her name is Watousie Beausy. I
(31:58):
hate who admitted, but it was catching up with some
of my shirt tail kinfolk.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
My great uncle with two wooden legs.
Speaker 6 (32:05):
Sprucy Beaucy, my loopie second cousin who likes sneaking up
on folks and grabbing their butts. Goosey Beaucy, his boy,
the last hangman in the United States. Noosey Bucy and
the family loser Lame Excusey Busy. My little niece, the olbino.
(32:29):
Her skin is so pale you can see right through it.
But little trans Lucy Beaucy is still It's still cute
as a bud.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I reckon.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
Other than me being in attendance, the big news of
the weekend was that my two nephews got their own
reality show. We're all proud of the Gay Interior Decorator
Twins Pucy and Sharpersybaucy. Oh Lordie DoD, don't forget your
damn member tv TV. Yeah yeah, well, Diary, I gotta
(33:03):
get to rambling Crazy. Frankie and Me are going to
help Meg Ryan decide what to do with all the
leftover skin from her lated space. Until next time, X's
and o's Gary Abuse.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Good Morning, make shows on the radio, Making you a
job more by the Halloween album Get there out of
the big box keywords dog.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Costumes, y'all, what's up? How y'all doing? Hey man, I've
seen in the paper where America has got another got
better prejudice we need to deal with, and it's happening
at pet Smart. That's right, Pet Smart. The headline says
it all is your dog's Halloween costume sexist. See pet
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Smart's got a line of Halloween costumes for your dog
right now. The problem is the ones for girl dogs
are different from the ones for boy dogs. Says here.
Career costumes labeled male include firefighter, mob boss, and doctor.
The options for females are pink cowgirl, Sexy French Maid,
(34:41):
and sweetheart nurse. So if I'm reading this right, the
problem is we are raising a whole generation of girl
dogs to believe they can't grow up to be a doctor,
they can only be a nurse.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Is that really a thing?
Speaker 3 (34:57):
I mean, if you go to the dog with a
female dog in a the doctor costume, is it like
the guy with the bowl of candy gonna say a
girl doctor. Yeah, like that could happen and slam the
door in your face. Come out here. I mean, well,
they might have a point. I mean, we probably shouldn't
be making a dog think it could be a doctor
or a nurse. You know why, cause it's a damn dog.
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Any food knows the only place a dog can get
in medical school is in a Disney Channel movie. And
even there you gotta have Miley Cyrus doing some kind
of brain swap with a chihuahuar or something. Man, don't
be laying your personal trip on a dog. Dog, don't
dream about cracking the glass ceiling when you get right
down to the dub. A dog is worried about two things.
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Number one was that the can opener? And number two,
how can I get this clown to open the door
so I can go out in the yard and take
a donk? Beyond that, a dog ain't got no problem.
You ain't even got to make boy girl part of
the argument. I mean, a dog don't lay around dreaming
about being a volunteer firefighter neither, which is probably a
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good thing, because you know, let's face it, if your
house catch on fire and a truckload of labbradoodles rolls
up to put it out, your house fixed to be
burnt to the ground. That's a tricky subject, though. I mean,
especially with all this gender identity jazz we got going on.
I mean, what if you got a big ass German
shepherd but he identifies as a little bit of French pool.
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Are you gonna hope it's a phase or you're gonna
let him put a bowl on top of his head.
I think the biggest problem with the story is they
didn't bother to quote no actual dogs about what they think. Well,
that's all right. I got a dog. His name is Doug,
and so I asked him about it. Doug said, Daddy,
to tell you the truth, I don't want to be
a ballerina or a cowboard. Doug ain't real big on Halloween.
(36:44):
He already knows he ain't getting none of the good
candy because he's got chocolate. Then the best case scenario
for my dog on Halloween, He says, Oh, the lady's
got a treat for me too. Let me guess another
milk bone. You are right, dad, this is a spec night.
Of course. You know my dog's in high school now,
so he'd been giving me a little at.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
It to my now.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Now, if you're really worried about all this, here's the answer.
Dress your dog up like Michael Jackson, not to work
for any kind of dog. Boy girl black white is
all chicken but the feather. Oh and one more thing.
If you dress your dog up in a sexy French
made outfit, your problems go a whole lot deeper than
a girl dog needing more career ops. Okay, bottom line
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on Halloween costumes. A dog don't give a rip, and
neither should you. Y'all think about it. I'm Moby Whips
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for beat the Blonde. Let's we not contestant. Thomas had
a beautiful Green League Colorado. Good morning, Thomas, Good morning,
John Boyd. Hello, buddy, welcome in here. You'd say you
can listen to the Big Show anywhere in the world, dude,
John won Billy Late Rogers podcast stream us for several
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radio stations while you got us here the last great
morning show in America. Well then remember the thirty first.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
A damad, Sorry you had to hear.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
That, all right, buddy, I'm sad at y'all leaving mat
A man.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Well, let's say it when you get your prize back here, Thomas. Well,
ask stated some questions, you agree or disagree to bells
for two buzzers, and you.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Went so good?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
All right, Tight tight, y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Humans, ants, and occasionally chimpanzees are the only creatures on
Earth that organize and band together to do this what
is it?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Former union? No, we creatures. We all band together, uh,
to mourn, to.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Mourn, chimpanzees.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Morn.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
They're putting together a pretty much for the show there, Thomas,
Do you agree or disagree? Mourn?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
That sounds about right, since we are supposedly to send
us to primates, So I want to agree.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
So as you're going on with the monkeys more and so,
so we should too. Let's see you. It's wage war,
wage war, as far as.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
More remember, I should remember playing his eightes.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Didn't turned out good for humans on that one, you know, so,
uh yeah, I think elephants, elephants, elephant and cows, you know,
caw il, Yeah, I know. Chimpanzees don't. But elephants. You're
correct on ants to a certain degree. If it's the queen,
they get together. Oh yeah, all right, Well, wage war
(03:14):
was what was looking for there, no going it? All right,
there's buzzer from Thomas. A here we go. There are
three places that the American flag is officially mandated to
fly twenty four hours a day, okay, okay, the White
House if the President is home, okay, okay. Number two,
(03:34):
the US capital, and the third place that the American
flag is officially mandated to flag twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Is Walmart the first one that came on?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Mind?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
No, I believe that that is at the Tomb of
the Unknown Soldier.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh, the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. The flag flies
twenty four hours a day. Thomas agree or disagree.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
That I will definitely agree on and.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
That is absolutely right. All right, go to work you all.
The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Arlington National Cemetery
is fourth. Yeah, here we go. We got a full crown.
The last question, well, Tana, you probably heard that women's
hemlines tend to go down during a shaky economy.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Know it, I live it.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
But what about lipstick sales?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Will you see?
Speaker 7 (04:30):
You?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
And boy, lipstick sales go up because it's just to
make us look pretty since our hem lines have gone down.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
So the hemlines go down, and you say lipstick sales
go up, My face is up here shaky time?
Speaker 8 (04:45):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Thomas agree or disagree.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
That I really don't know about you. I don't wear lipstick,
and neither that's my wife. So but uh, well, I'll
agree with Tater.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh yeah, lipstick sales go up. Lips are up. There.
Time is good to work, buddy, Begon Long Tiger's Prize
pack head the beautiful Green League Colorado put you up
with Jackie. Hopingly it'll be your home. Thank you, Joab,
(05:24):
I get a quick shout out, of course.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Well, first of all, my wife paint. My wife's anniversary
is on the thirty first of this month, so I
want to tell my wife happy anniversary. And I've listened
to yell for a long time, and you know I
love all you. I listen to you on the podcast
since we don't.
Speaker 9 (05:47):
Have a local radio station in Colorado that plays you,
and I want to thank y'all and for all the
laughs and the fun that y'all giving me while I've
been driving.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Of the road for so many years.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Oh Thomas, well, I'll be truly missed. Well, appreciate appreciate that, buddy.
We feel the same way about our listeners.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Man.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
And now you need to let Jack and Tater take
over the show.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
All right, Jack and Taylor take out. I'll say I'm
going home. Let me just tell you they did that
about fourteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I like what you think, Tom.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Thank god dos ain't old, buddy, Appreciate you and your
lovely Why about in green Lea wye A when the
hour top of your news right on the other side
our time capsule over this October twenty Hey, hang.
Speaker 10 (06:44):
On full life.
Speaker 11 (07:16):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yo, what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Hey? Man?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
The new Great Depression rolls on. People having a hard
time do anything for money. Even the crime nowadays is
jacked up. Have you seen on the news about all
these metal thieves? And I ain't talking about gold and silver.
I'm talking about like breaking in the power company, stealing
copper cape, pulling rain gutters off a man's house, stealing
(07:53):
guardrails and man whole covers. It's like a bunch of
crackhead termite or attack even real heads.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
One.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
What is wrong with these people? Hey, if you're a
cop working on a stolen metal case, I got a
tip for you. You ain't got to interview none of my people.
Ain't no brothers in the scrap metal game. You're looking
for eight big, thick white boys. I try to steal
guard rail. That's some labor intensive crime right now. We
ain't about that. If a brother hooked up one of
(08:23):
them gangs. He lasted about ten minutes. First job of
the night. Boss man say, okay, Calvin, put that ladder
up against the house. We gonna pull them rain gutters
off and load them in the truck. Calvin be like, no, man,
you gonna pull them gutters off and put them in
the truck. That ain't for me. I turned the crime
because it was easy. If I wanted to work, i'd
get a job, all right. Well, then run get that
(08:46):
manhole cover out of the street. Do what why scrap iron?
Seventy eight cents a pound?
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Man?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I ain't picking up no damn hundred pounds man hole cover.
Two things about heavy metal, I don't listen to it,
and I damn sure don't pick it up. Having no
eight ways split on seventy eight cents a pound, Hey,
hamburg yourself about two fifty a pounds. Only go knock
over the meat department at the food gin. No, man,
get up that pole and cut down a piece of
(09:15):
that power line. That's why I got all kind of
copper in it. Yeah, also got fifty thousand volts in it.
I ain't cutting no power lines. Come on, man, they'll
find my dad ass two blocks away when my shoes
blowed off. Yeah, well you say you want big money,
copper go for three dollars and eighty cents a pound.
Oh yeah, well you heard about the stuff that got
now called weed itself about eight hundred dollars a pound,
(09:40):
and you ain't got to tote it but an ounce
at a time. This here, gang, you need to get
out the scrap business and get into weed business. Boss
won go Calvin? What you fired?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I know, man, Look y'all be careful. I'll catch up
with you next week. And that, my friends, is why
my people ain't in no scrap metal gap. This crime
has got more white people in it than the NHL
Hall of Fame. Y'all think about it. Don Marvin Webbs.
Speaker 11 (10:06):
John Boya and Dilly.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
It's missed these.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Don't baby seventy Good morning, We're yelled dumb right.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Good tunes the morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 12 (10:58):
Action Hello friends, your old palp Burn Fern here with
another placent up popping edition of John Boy and Billy
Playhouse Today's episode the Noon Litter. As our story opens,
an elderly woman is waiting for a visit from the
old Country vet.
Speaker 13 (11:16):
Gladdie, it's the dangiest thing I ever did, say, ted
kittens in one litter. Well, of course they're cute, adorable
even but that that's not the point.
Speaker 14 (11:26):
Glovey's not been out of the house in a year.
Speaker 13 (11:28):
This this is some sort of miracle of something. I'm
waiting for old Doc Murphy to show up. Oh, I reckon,
that's him. Now, I'll talk to you later, gladys Doc,
is that you sure is?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Miss Green?
Speaker 8 (11:42):
I come over as soon as I could. I had
to be a midwife for Tom Tuttle's cow, Henrietta. What
a mess. I was planning on getting new shoes anyhow, So, uh,
what's going on here?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
You said it was some sort of miracle.
Speaker 14 (11:55):
Well, sure must be looking on her.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
Well look at that, Miss Beulah had kittens one, two, three,
ten of them. Oh that's pretty impressive. Well done, Beulah.
But while that it's a pretty good sized litter, it's
hardly a miracle.
Speaker 14 (12:14):
Well that's cause you don't know the details.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Now, the mcal Henies dog Fergie had eighteen puppies. Now
that was America. But see Tucker Prescott's hen Noogie laid
twenty five eggs in one sitting.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
That was America.
Speaker 14 (12:27):
But this might be different.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Right, There was a.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
Time Bert Macklin's hog Denise gave birth to one piglet.
Speaker 14 (12:34):
How is that a miracle?
Speaker 8 (12:35):
It weighed one hundred and two pounds. Old Gal walks
bow legged to this day.
Speaker 13 (12:40):
What an interesting life you leave. But I'm trying to
tell you this is different to do. Tell I don't
know how miss Bulah got pregnant.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Well, here is a comic book that I give to
the kids to explain that.
Speaker 14 (12:52):
No, no, I know the mechanics of it.
Speaker 13 (12:55):
It's just that Beulah is an indoor kat, always has been.
I have no idea how she could have gotten pregnant.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Now am I seeing things?
Speaker 8 (13:05):
Or is that a big old tomcat sitting on the couch.
Speaker 14 (13:08):
Oh, that's Garfield. There's no way it could be him.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
How could you be so sure?
Speaker 14 (13:14):
Well, silly, that's beautless brothers son of her.
Speaker 12 (13:26):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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Tune in next time when we'll hear Bert Macklin's bow
legged hog Denise.
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Speaker 4 (15:45):
Good morning Pacman, Good morning John Boy. I'll say it
for the five thousandth time, the goal of every American
worker is to be suspended with pay. With that John
Boy every week it seems like thank you and I
have a conversation. I want to talk football, but it's
now about who's getting paid off not to go to
(16:05):
work and LSU come on down. Brian Kelly gets fired
over the weekend after LSU gets smoked at home by
Texas A and M. And the folks down are in
to buy you. They take that football pretty serious now,
and we've been We've taken that Southern five football tour
down to value. In a Saturday night in Tiger Stadium,
it is no joke. But they've had enough and fifty
(16:28):
they're not going to negotiate the deal. It's been reported
at fifty four million dollars to buy out for Brian
Kelly and John Boyd. I read something this week. Again,
keep in mind, now we've seen coaches fire at prestigious
institutions that take football seriously. LSU, Penn State, Florida, Arkansas,
(16:48):
Virginia Tech, Oklahoma State, UCLA, Stanford. I mean, the list
go going on. I mean, I think we're up to
I think at least a dozen big time programs now
who have fired their coach in the middle of the sea.
But we're talking now. I read this week one hundred
and forty four point eight million dollars in buyouts. That's
(17:10):
to make sure that coach that respective because and maybe
some of his assistants don't come to work. I mean,
that is absolutely insanity. I mean again, the NFL, you
would expect it. The NBA, hey, I got it. Major
League Baseball, no problem. This is college football we're talking about.
(17:30):
This is a whole, completely totally different universe. And the
weird thing with the LSU thing John Boyce as the
athletic director. There is a guy who named a Scott Woodward.
Now he was at Texas A and M and you
know who he hired at Texas A and M Jimbo Fisher.
Now Jimbo Fisher is a guy their buddies. He ended
(17:50):
up firing him and gave Jimbo seventy six million not
to come to work at college station. Now Jimbo's not
on the a SEC network, you know, having fun talking
this mac Now Woodward, Now he goes to LSU and
he hires Brian Kelly from Notre Dame, and now four
years later, not even four years, he fires him, gonna
(18:11):
give him fifty four million. At some point in time,
I think everybody listening to this radio show would hope
that they keep work for and get fired by Scott
Woodward at LSU, because I mean, what kind of cast
could you make? Get fired by this? I mean, at
some point time, don't you have to look at the
ad go hey, dude, maybe just just thought maybe you
(18:35):
are the problem? I mean, what are we doing here?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Why? And I got no friends like that?
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Right?
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Absolutely, please hire me, to fire me and then give
me a ton of cats. And here's the funny thing.
I read a list this week of all right now
that Brian Kelly's fired at LSU, who' shitt Scott Woodward
hired and I'm going through this list of names, jim
bow Fisher. Wait a minute, if he hires that guy,
there needs to be an investigation. And no disrespect to
(19:06):
Jimbo Fisher. He's a great dude. I've talked to him
a gazillion time. But if he ends up back of
the LSU after taking seventy six million, after getting fired
at A and M, what are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I know what to do. Pack say you only got
you already got seventy six millions, so just use that
and come on and coach for free and nobody will. Yeah,
you's wrong with that?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Why not? I mean exactly right. You know, if I'm Jimbo,
I'm cutting a deal with his buddy Scott going Hey, listen,
you've already given me seventy six million. I really, I'm
so bored. Now on eighth you've seen network. How about
I just coach at LSU three or basically defer the
payment of the ten million you're gonna pay me and
when you're fired me three years from now. I mean,
the whole thing is nuts, and so unfortunately it's got
(19:52):
lost is the football and over the weekend, you know,
BAMA had to rally pass South Carolina, Texas was down
seventeen in the fourth corner and start Vegas. Vanderbilt keeps
one in their seven and one of the first time
since forty one. Ole Mess and Lane Kiffin. Here a
great story. They go to Oklahoma and when Georgia Tech
is undefeated, it's the first time they started eight nineteen
(20:15):
sixty six. I mean, there's just crazy storylines all over
the place. But everybody now is now talking about the chaos,
which is just firing these coaches with ridiculous sums of money.
Speaker 11 (20:27):
You know.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
I saw the other thing too about LSU the governor.
Now they don't have a president right now at LSU.
So the governor was upset watching his beloved tigers get
smoked by A and M. So he went on Twitter
and said, hey man, before we start raising ticket prizes
next year, let's get this thing straightened out. Now he's
on Twitter or Extra whatever they call it now, and
(20:48):
so he was part of the negotiation to get Brian
Kelly out. I mean, so the whole thing is whacked up. Yeah,
you know who's loving all this, Bill Belichick. He and
his girlfriend is the norm. This is the greatest thing
that's ever happened to us. They've totally forgotten about our nonsense,
and ta tar, He'll keep finding ways to lose the
(21:08):
game at the one inch line for the second week
of k and nobody's talking about Carolina's singing. It's the
craziest thing of all time.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I'm going.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
That's all I listen.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Every week.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
I tell you when I say goodbye to you, I said,
John Boyd, there is no telling what we're going to
be talking about next week, and here we are. I
swear to god, I can go back and play the tapes.
College football is the craziest storyline. Every week there will
be something that happens that you go, oh, come on,
you gotta be kidding me. I swear to god it
(21:43):
happens every week. But it has been a wild, wild
season college football. There's no question.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
All right, well, let's say what we'll be talking about
next week. Then, buddy, well we'll be right here.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I know one thing. Halloween comes up on Friday, and
it's got nothing on what's going to happen on Saturday
in college football. I promise you that that's a guaranteed block.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Good stuff pack. We appreciate you brother.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
All right, I'm talking next week.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
That's a boy. Thanks Mark. All right there, all right,
did well, Let's go ahead and play our wordy word game.
Why we're hot one ain't hundred big show you told
free line. I take on you on the one inch line,
pushing over the old tush push. Oh, I'll prove that
to you a little bit. Alright, I got a couple
of contestants and we'll play next you right that good morning.
(22:50):
There's a big show on the radio Tuesday morning. When
our feature track from the Big Show bit box, I'm
bron call Marvin Webster. Got any sexiest Halloween costume for dogs?
Yes to your key words dog costumes. I'd appreciate ya.
When you dressed Pearl up like a slut. That's she
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pulled it off out when they hit the big box
at the Big Show dot com click got our on
air contest, but you can't get to we'll call you
somebody who won't play Make that happen to come special
before we retire on the radio the end of the year.
We've got somebody right here of family getting ready to
(23:35):
square off. So let's do it. I went to everybody's
head about the bed okay, a word word and a
wordy word. And this family is a father and a
son from to CoA, Georgia. We got dad, Jason. Good
morning Jason, Good morning guys.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Buddy awesome? And your boy Cold on the other line,
Good morning Cold, Good morning, guess, Good morning buddy. All right,
I'm on'y col me and boy Tyler. You get the dad,
Dad all right? And guys, we got random words, any
words at all we might be trying to get you
to say. So that's the deal. Let's go for the
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first thirty seconds on round one call. Let's see what
we can do. Are you ready, boy, I'm ready? Okay,
gotta there, Randy, all right, you got that right there. Okay,
start the clock. Now you talk into one of these
what is it I'm talking into I phone? Uh yeah,
(24:32):
what kind of phone?
Speaker 11 (24:34):
So?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Uh you see your phone? Yes, that's it, all right.
You check out a book from your public Yes, a
fire breathing? What Game of Thrones?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Drop fighting? Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Uh huh, all right? A worm. This changes into a
pretty little thing in the spring. It's like you put
on your pancakes kind of two syllables. Oh got it,
put on your pancakes. Yeah, body my mad, but good
work for what you had to put a three on
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the board. Aur Rah Tayter and Jason for round one?
You ready, Jason, You'm ready and go all right?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
So this worm goes into a cocoon and comes out
as one of these cocoon co coon cockoon?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
What did I say?
Speaker 6 (25:27):
What?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
What? No? It turns into this and then it can
and it has we Yeah, this is your family peck
woof woof park park. You're Fido is.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
One h three to two cold leads and son over Dad.
Let's go into round two. All right, cold, here we go,
brand new word. Are you ready? Yes, sir, all right,
start the clock. Now you plant this in your backyard
(26:07):
and you grow beans and corn out of it.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
You're what yes?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Uh huh? You walk through the front, walk through into
the house, you open the front what not the one though? Yeah?
All right, blank rope girls do this blank rope not
skip but yes, uh huh? A birthday blank with candles
(26:32):
on it? A birthday. Yeah, I had a boy cold
put a four on that three. That's a seven score
all right, and now Tata and Dad die you need
five to tie six to win. Read adjacent I'm ready
and go.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Very popular. A lava.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
In a six.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah you less is one? Their uh storm is one?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
There uh graduation side there? What yes you? Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
You might wear this on your wedding day?
Speaker 12 (27:17):
What no will no, no, no no, it's a game.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I don't know what's not so that word was dress,
So tell you you might wear this on your wedding day.
I'm gonna na seven and four cold wins.
Speaker 15 (27:37):
On over the DA.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Made me panic.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Hey boys, we appreciate y'all listening. Appreciate you playing with us.
Man awesome you hang on that coal will get you
prize packed buddy to go, guys.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
I hope I have a happy retire.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Thank you, buddy, appreciate you. Good morning, got a big
show on the radio. We got our requested bit for
John Boy. I hit us up at the John Boy
and Billy facebook page. David Johnson out of Richland's, North
Carolina says the very best skit was Gary Busey going
to his family reunion. My wife and I almost went
(28:17):
ourselves laughing. We're really gonna miss you, guys. I thank you, Dave,
and you'll love the bride. We'll get that for you.
Hang on us up next Good morning, Big shows on
(28:50):
the radio. Something you'd like to hear about this time
only till Friday. Hit us up with the John Moore
Mill the Facebook page like mister and missus Johnson out
of Richlands, North Carolina, is you bit y'all? And now
the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
You you diary.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
This is Gary beaucy Well Diary. It has been one
hillatious couple of days. I did something I had done
in twenty years and swore i'd never do again. Yes, Diary,
I ventured into the belly of the beast, into the
heart of darkness, to face my most gut. Not in fears,
(29:30):
I travel all the way to Tulsa to attend the
annual Bucy family reunion. Yeah, it was as terrifying as
it sounds.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Kim folk, Kim folk.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
Won't do win again, folk, Hey, fool, you fool, your
drooling into gene pool.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Comes a humpern' get stumper.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Giddy up go. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:49):
I have been to a busy reunion in many, many years.
Last one I went to I got into a bare
knuckle brawl over a game of horseshoes with my hot tempered,
hard drinking cousin short Fuice abuses that fight would still
be raging if it wasn't for my uncle. He was
a peace negotiator for the un old truce Abusy. I
(30:15):
figured enough time had passed and it is safety going
back again, man, I instantly regretted it. My family is
one hundred percent nerve racking. Picturesque gaalored Sartaine Picnic Park
in Outdoor Paintball World was jam packed with bucies from
all over the damn planet. It was lazy eyes and
(30:35):
big ass teeth as far as you could see. The
first one I run into was my voice talking uncle
Juice Abusey.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Five minutes of.
Speaker 6 (30:47):
His close talking spray, and I felt like I'd been
on the log flument. Not very far, Diary. I usually
only go to these things for the food. Best tater
salad on the planet, the Beausy secret recipe guaranteed to
go right to your hips, courtesy of my big old
aunt Kabousybusy. She'd been eating all her life and it
(31:14):
showed Diary. Same goals for her son, Moosey Beausey, five
hundred pound tight end. Not bad for a freshman in
high school. Every family got a sex fiend in the
woodpile and ours is my second cousin, Lucy Beausey. She
had her fifth young and with some American Indian big
(31:35):
shot at one of the reservation casinos. She named the
baby Papoosie Busy. It must be in the blood because
her older brother Sedooci Beaucy got hitched to some seven
foot tall African gal. Her name is Watousie Beausy. I
(31:58):
hate who admitted, but it was catching up with some
of my shirt tail kinfolk.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
My great uncle with two wooden legs.
Speaker 6 (32:05):
Sprucy Beaucy, my loopie second cousin who likes sneaking up
on folks and grabbing their butts. Goosey Beaucy, his boy,
the last hangman in the United States. Noosey Bucy and
the family loser Lame Excusey Busy. My little niece, the olbino.
(32:29):
Her skin is so pale you can see right through it.
But little trans Lucy Beaucy is still It's still cute
as a bud.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I reckon.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
Other than me being in attendance, the big news of
the weekend was that my two nephews got their own
reality show. We're all proud of the Gay Interior Decorator
Twins Pucy and Sharpersybaucy. Oh Lordie DoD, don't forget your
damn member tv TV. Yeah yeah, well, Diary, I gotta
(33:03):
get to rambling Crazy. Frankie and Me are going to
help Meg Ryan decide what to do with all the
leftover skin from her lated space. Until next time, X's
and o's Gary Abuse.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Good Morning, make shows on the radio, Making you a
job more by the Halloween album Get there out of
the big box keywords dog.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Costumes, y'all, what's up? How y'all doing? Hey man, I've
seen in the paper where America has got another got
better prejudice we need to deal with, and it's happening
at pet Smart. That's right, Pet Smart. The headline says
it all is your dog's Halloween costume sexist. See pet
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Smart's got a line of Halloween costumes for your dog
right now. The problem is the ones for girl dogs
are different from the ones for boy dogs. Says here.
Career costumes labeled male include firefighter, mob boss, and doctor.
The options for females are pink cowgirl, Sexy French Maid,
(34:41):
and sweetheart nurse. So if I'm reading this right, the
problem is we are raising a whole generation of girl
dogs to believe they can't grow up to be a doctor,
they can only be a nurse.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Is that really a thing?
Speaker 3 (34:57):
I mean, if you go to the dog with a
female dog in a the doctor costume, is it like
the guy with the bowl of candy gonna say a
girl doctor. Yeah, like that could happen and slam the
door in your face. Come out here. I mean, well,
they might have a point. I mean, we probably shouldn't
be making a dog think it could be a doctor
or a nurse. You know why, cause it's a damn dog.
(35:17):
Any food knows the only place a dog can get
in medical school is in a Disney Channel movie. And
even there you gotta have Miley Cyrus doing some kind
of brain swap with a chihuahuar or something. Man, don't
be laying your personal trip on a dog. Dog, don't
dream about cracking the glass ceiling when you get right
down to the dub. A dog is worried about two things.
(35:39):
Number one was that the can opener? And number two,
how can I get this clown to open the door
so I can go out in the yard and take
a donk? Beyond that, a dog ain't got no problem.
You ain't even got to make boy girl part of
the argument. I mean, a dog don't lay around dreaming
about being a volunteer firefighter neither, which is probably a
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good thing, because you know, let's face it, if your
house catch on fire and a truckload of labbradoodles rolls
up to put it out, your house fixed to be
burnt to the ground. That's a tricky subject, though. I mean,
especially with all this gender identity jazz we got going on.
I mean, what if you got a big ass German
shepherd but he identifies as a little bit of French pool.
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Are you gonna hope it's a phase or you're gonna
let him put a bowl on top of his head.
I think the biggest problem with the story is they
didn't bother to quote no actual dogs about what they think. Well,
that's all right. I got a dog. His name is Doug,
and so I asked him about it. Doug said, Daddy,
to tell you the truth, I don't want to be
a ballerina or a cowboard. Doug ain't real big on Halloween.
(36:44):
He already knows he ain't getting none of the good
candy because he's got chocolate. Then the best case scenario
for my dog on Halloween, He says, Oh, the lady's
got a treat for me too. Let me guess another
milk bone. You are right, dad, this is a spec night.
Of course. You know my dog's in high school now,
so he'd been giving me a little at.
Speaker 6 (37:05):
It to my now.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Now, if you're really worried about all this, here's the answer.
Dress your dog up like Michael Jackson, not to work
for any kind of dog. Boy girl black white is
all chicken but the feather. Oh and one more thing.
If you dress your dog up in a sexy French
made outfit, your problems go a whole lot deeper than
a girl dog needing more career ops. Okay, bottom line
(37:30):
on Halloween costumes. A dog don't give a rip, and
neither should you. Y'all think about it. I'm Moby Whips
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