July 3, 2024 • 39 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got an early morning bonus Playhouse with Ricky B. Sharpe.. - We’ll check in with a proud recipient of a scholarship from Folds of Honor.. - Alan Swann stops by to share another movie star life lesson.. - Mark Packer checks in from Texas for an update on all things sports.. - Gary Busey puts another entry into his diary.. - and we’ll wrap up with an ad for Colonel Hanson’s Turd Polish..
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The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to putting smile
on your.
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Face and a song in your heart as long as.
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You're buying their bloody grill and sauce, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show, Faith.
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And Begorah.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Tag Attle do Obanada. It is Wednesday, July third. You
got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Hey, gang, you read to leave it all on the
playing floor. Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
As we during our holiday to month celebrate this country's independence,
we're gonna do it with the Folds of Honor recipient
little baby doll Ashland. It's gonna join us in about
an hour from now to tell us about Folds of Honors.
We had an Independence Day one of our favorite military charity, right,
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Speaker 4 (01:52):
There's a few left, Yeah, there's just a few lives.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Twenty thousand and twenty four were made, so might be
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Speaker 1 (02:00):
What I say twenty twenty thousand. Yeah, that's too.
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Much each baseball with the display case, and it's priced
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All right, look at three dates in history where we
get our categories. July third, eight, Thomas Beatty has given
(03:25):
birth to a baby girl. What Yes, Beattie was born
a female, was legally a male when he became pregnant. Oh,
I get not really wink wey nudgs nudge. That's why,
going through the gender reassignment process, he chose to keep
his female reproductive organs. See that's the tame a problem
(03:47):
I have with Caitlin. Or do you want to be
a woman's.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Son because you're not acting like it? You still got
junk man. You gotta get rid of it.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
It makes me hurt.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Leave the moone anyway, So this dude kept his female
stuff and he's still a woman cause he had a baby.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
All right, that is the most juggled up? Is this
the first d start by day?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
All like this about this idiot is pride month over yet?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Oh, okay, Thomas, good work here, buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
How does some pictures?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Let's look at it all right, let's just move up
to twenty twelve, leave it alone. Television actor Andy Griffith.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Passed away oh man.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Andy passed away at eighty six of this day, twenty twelve.
He's best known for playing Sheriff Andy Taylor on The
Andy Griffith Show.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
When was that on? I heard it was very popular,
it was, And of course Matt Locke fot old people.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, all right, today, go there's Andy Mayberry.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Think about that.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
And finally, in twenty twenty, Major League Baseball Cleveland Indians
owner Paul Dolan announced he would review changing the organization's name,
and they did. They changed the name from the Indians
to the Guardians. It went into effect following the conclusion
of the twenty twenty one season. Even though the Indians
up there around the house said, you know, we're fine
(05:20):
with it.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
No, you're not. Man who had a three ticked me
off for you.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Thank you for putting Andy Griffith dying in between both
of them.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
All right, hey, look, I don't you know. I don't
think the dates in history. I just report them. Okay,
one ain't under big show. You told free. Come on,
we'll get it out of it.
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Let's play uppers. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
John Boy and Billy give the prizes from the big Prize.
Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
lot of fun in your playing Uppers. Have a up
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a big shots.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Let's say, Hey, Randy from Gastonia, Carolina, shot another Randy
from Gastonia, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
We might be related. Heiny Randy, Good morning, buddy, good morning.
How are you man? We are good, welcome in here,
all right?
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Shut yeah, so last name probably no.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I'm sure Jackie would let us know if this was you,
I would okay. Oh and by the way, thanks for
the picture of Thomas Beatty, the guy with the females part.
Randy did give me a picture of him, you asked,
you know, he's a good look guy. Okay, So anyway, lit'sten.
Let's get go in to get that I'm ahead here
(07:57):
in five seconds. Give a three things needed to deliver
a baby.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Ready, go.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Doctor, nurse, towels, and howell.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I'm gonna cows.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I tell you what you need by no one minute
a man at some point, all right Thomas, No, Doug,
You're not Thomas for I don't get that picture away
from it. All right, Randy, here we go, Here we go.
Give us three characters from the Andy Griffith Show.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Ready go.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Opie Andy morning, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
For the win. Three baseball mascots. Ready go.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Alights, coves and braces.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
He mascots. Close enough.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
You got a waffle House prize packed body headed over
your house in Gastonia. Were liking it?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I don't worry, buddy, hang gona.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Hey, I'm gonna tell you the story about the Thomas,
this dude that had the baby. All right, I'm about
couldn't get in everybody, I don't like. Hold on first,
I gotta get to it. I got Ricky Bean starring
in a playhouse on the other side.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Of your news. Then't get to it.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
It is a crowd.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Morning now, I just wearing his hat.
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Come on Millar Radio Network for your Wednesday, July fird
what damn you got that?
Speaker 9 (10:15):
To?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Ricky Bee Playhouse Action.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
Welcome to John Boy and Delay Playhouse. Today's episode Ricky
Be's Phone Store Kerfluffle. As our story opens, Ricky B.
Sharp has just arrived at a cell phone store in
the Brushy Wood shopping Plaza in Dothun, Alabama.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Morting sir, Welcome to war Eagle Mobile. What can I
do for you?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I got a phone problem?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
What's the matter with your phone?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
What ain't mine? It belonged to my late mama. She
died about two months ago. I called to get it
turned off and the fella wasn't done. How does that
make any kind of sense to you?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Is the phone in your name?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
No, it's in my mama's name.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Well, there's your problem. Third party can't cancel a phone contract.
It has to be the person whose name is on
the count.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Which would be my mama who's dead. So it'd be
a real trick to get her to make a phone call.
At this point, the cherry picker, what can you do
to straighten us out?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
You need a copy of her death certificate?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
How do I get that?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yeah, have to go down to the county clerk's office
and request a copy.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh look, missy, I ain't got tired to fight around
all day with a paper pushes at the clock clerk's offering.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I'm a busy fellow.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I'm assistant to the regional manager at the front top
the Populist Restaurant Group.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
For the past thirty five years.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I've also been Dozing's most beloved fast food mascot, the
one and only pizza runt.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Are you the boy that rides the German Shepherd on
the TV ads?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
It's a labordoodle, But yeah, that's me. So you know,
I'm kind of a big deal. People know me? Does
that grease the skins any?
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Not?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Really?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
The contract says you need a notarized copy of your
mama's death certificate to get her out of the contry.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Gotta get a notre aft too. Hey, nobody got time
for that.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
I don't know what else to tell you.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Let's throw this out there. What if I just quit
paying mama's phone bill? Would that get it turned off?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Well?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Yeah, but sir, you really don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
How come? Because it'll ruin her credit?
Speaker 10 (12:19):
Oh well wow, Now in that case, we hope you've
enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse any got no, you.
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Don't leave them two top buttons right where her at.
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Tune it again next time, or the crusty old notary
public say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Jonavic Ashland.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Good morning for our listeners.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Right off Fashionland, if you could tell us just a
little bit about Folds of Honor and then we're gonna
get to what you were doing now, So if you
would please, Foth of.
Speaker 11 (16:47):
Honor is a nonprofit organization and if they provide educational
scholarships for spouses and children of the US military service
members as well as first responders. They do it for
those who have fallen service members or have been disabled
while serving our country. And me, they gave me a
scholarship so that I could attend college and get that
higher education.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (17:08):
Their mission is to honor the sacrifice by educating their legacies.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
And you know, Ashland, your dad was truly a war
hero and a purple heart for bronze stars. Can you
tell us a little bit about your father, Army Sergeant
first Class Jonathan B.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
McCain.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah, my dad.
Speaker 11 (17:26):
Served in the military for roughly nineteen years. He knew
he wanted to be a soldier since he was ten
years old. It was a dream of his and he
knew that that's what he wanted to do, was to
defend the people of the United States. And Askingdom and.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Your like, does Ashland know your daddy raised You're right
you like to hunt and fish.
Speaker 11 (17:45):
Yes, I've been holding a fishing pole since I could stand,
probably even before that. Honestly, when I was really little,
my dad would take me out as his hunter apprentice,
as well as my other siblings. I've got an older sister,
a younger sister, and a younger brother, and we all
took our turns going on those hunts trips with him.
And one of my favorite trips with him was when
I went to get a black Bear. I was thirteen
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years old and my dad he had this rule that
whatever your first big game that you shot, whatever gun
you shot that big game with, you got to keep.
So my sister she got the two seventy. I looked
at the rest of my guns. I said, well, I
definitely want to inherit the forty five caliber black powder
muzzle loader. He said, are you sure that's what you
(18:25):
want to do.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I sure did.
Speaker 11 (18:29):
I got my bear with that that mubleloader, and I
get to inherit that gun from him.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
That is awesome.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I was fifty six years old when I got my
first Marader and it was with a three hundred mag
and I shot him twice just to make sense.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
That's what they'll tell you to do.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
There. We're talking to Ashland, one of fifty two thousand
students who received the Foes of Honor scholarship, and Ashland
understand you're pursuing a career in acting. How did the
Foes of Honor in this scholarship change your life to
where you are right now.
Speaker 11 (18:59):
Well, I'm When I graduated out of high school. I
had auditioned for every single school program that I could.
The reality of that was I could not afford it
in a household with four kids and my mom being
a widow, So for me, I had to choose the
ones that gave me the biggest scholarship. So I chose
this tiny little school. I went there and I did
a work study. I was in so many classes from
(19:21):
like seven am all the way to like eight pm
at night, including my work studies and everything, which didn't
leave a lot of time for homework.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
But wasn't really happy.
Speaker 11 (19:29):
I wasn't really getting to do what I wanted to
do within the acting realm of what I had signed
on for. And my mom told me she found this
organization called Folds of Honor. I said, Mom, the military
doesn't care about kids in the arts and those types
of careers. She goes, well, Folds of Honor cares about
you because you lost your dad and they want to
help you afford like school. So I emailed them and
(19:51):
I said, hey, this is the school I'm at, and
they said, absolutely, we'll cover your tuition, that's not a problem.
I said, do I have to stay here? Can I
go anywhere I want? And they said, get into the
school that you want to get into and then let
us know and we will cover that tuition. But I
didn't know where to go from where I was. And
my older sister said, let's go to University of Central Florida.
Let's do a internship with Disney.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Let's just go for it.
Speaker 11 (20:12):
So we both auditioned for the Walt Disney World Company
and I applied for UCF. My sister and I've moved
out to Florida and we graduated in twenty nineteen, both
of us Folds of Honor scholarship recipients. And I could
not have had that path or seen that future without
Folds of Honor.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You'll give a goosebumps awesome thank you for sharing that
with us.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Ashland and our listeners that have donated. The Folds of
Honor had a part of your life. And if you
haven't yet, now it would be a great time to
go to foldsof Honor dot org. That's all you need
to do, Folds of Honor dot org. Whatever you can
give you can see how it really truly affects live
for those that made the ultimate sacrifice for our country, Ashland,
thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Keep up with let us know what's happening with you
down there in Disney World. Really, I will thank you
so I have a magical day.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
All right, good stuff? All right, Dan, Well, let's play
this John Boord Jeopardy. Yeah, all this review yesterday's question.
We found out the Aztec spread Chihuahuas by the thousands.
They didn't keep his pets, they bred them for this purpose.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
They ate them.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Found out they didn't have to.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Go out for Mexican they were Mexicans like chicken. Today's
John Moore Jeopardy. In eighteen eighty six, at the age
of forty nine, President Grover Cleveland became the first and
still the only US president to do this in the
White House.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Oh what does a keg stand.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
In the party? Go Grover, Go Grover? What y'all got one?
Eight hundred? Big sell you told free line? We played
John Boyd Jeopardy. Next.
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Speaker 1 (22:55):
Good morning, Brent, good morning, good morning, Hello.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Welcome on brand. You got the first shot at John
boydjepardy this morning. Let's jump right in here. In eighteen
eighty six, of the age of forty nine, President Grover
Cleveland became the first and still the only US president
to do this in the White House.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
I thought it was the first one to put a
bathroom in, but I got I thought about it and
I heard about it.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
No, he got married, That's what he done.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
He got married in all.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Right, Well, let's see, did he get married?
Speaker 10 (23:30):
Yes, he did.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Pretty handy.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
When you can do all your thinking with Google and
you hold I just so I don't know it, don't
get mixed up. You know, Biden's had a lot of
first in the White House. I think some involving bathrooms,
are they like? There?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Right, let's just let that go there. Many head alone.
And the Grover Cleveland story has a little bit of ick.
You want to hear it real quickly?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
All right?
Speaker 5 (23:58):
So, so he was forty nine years old when he
got married in the White House, and he married a
twenty one year old woman.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Uh huh. All right.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
So if you're wondering how in the world did Grover
you've seen pictures of him, how did he meet such
a beautiful woman? Well, as it turns out, his wife, Francis,
was the daughter of Grover's law partner, Oscar Folsom All right,
So Oscar was killed in a buggy accident when Francis
was eleven. When she turned eleven, Grover Cleveland was appointed
(24:31):
the executor of his partner's estate and acted as her guardian.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Ill. So, so I don't know, but see, but you're
you're looking at it like Grover was just what you know,
won't to get jiggy with it, and maybe like he
did that to take care of her since he was
Oh no, okay, never mind, Hey, Bret, your mount Olive
peggles prize.
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Should appreciate y'all.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Have a wonderful morning.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
John Boy, thank you so much, my boy, you hang on?
Was that like they were like like blood related? I
guess you know that makes it okay?
Speaker 9 (25:14):
It was like.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I'm talking about Grover. I'll say it again. You Elvis
raised Priscilla for married her kind of It wasn't nothing like.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 7 (26:15):
Not getting the jokes.
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Okay, okay, guy walks into a bar with a parrot
on his head.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
It could be worse. Michael Jackson could have walked into
the bar with a flag on his head.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
None.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
How many flagged Michael Jackson down in a bar.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
I think.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Again. The Lone Ranger in the Tonto stopping over for
a pit stop after a long ride in a bar
in the Old West. Well, they were sitting down drinking.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
The Lone Ranger in the Tonto a long ride in
a bar. Yeah okay, yeah yeah, and long Range ordered
a silver bullet.
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Okay, sorry, anyway, they got a drink in about thirty
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It's really overeating. You need to do something to cool
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to try to start a breeze to cool it off.
And the and Tanto said, you know Yavo kimasabi.
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Ya kind of a cross between Tonto and Colonel Klin.
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around trying to cool him off. After thirty minutes is
that's about thirty minutes another guy come in and said, hey,
who's light horses? That is that out there? And the
long ranger jumped up and said it's mine. And that
guy said, you left your engine running. I thank you guys,
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The long range jeral. The long range said, you have
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I know we're late, but that was.
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Worth it John boya and dilly. Is he vicious?
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Oh he's perfectly harmless.
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Well, he only has the mentality of a child's seven
years old.
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Morning radio dumb right, good morning, it's a big show
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you leave. Is me, John Boy? Dear God, a faith
worse than death? You poor bastards? Whis John Boy? You're
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I was under the impression we were going to the
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Health facility is everything? Okay?
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Right?
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Is rain my lad?
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You'll see I go to a specialist in long life?
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Well, must be working. You look great man. Well, what's
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Well?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
I discovered the secret years ago. The answer is surprisingly simple.
What is I lie about my age? No matter where
I've traveled, someone has always had a secret to long life.
When I was shooting hot lead in Amarillo, there was
an old woman who worked catering. She told me an
old cowboy actor told her that the secret to long
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life was putting a pinch of gunpowder in her oatmeal
every morning.
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Wow does that work? Well?
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She lived to me one hundred and three. She left
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Bloom goes adynamite. What a way to go? Are?
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The secrets of longevity are elusive?
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To be sure?
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I asked my grandmother well into a nineties what her
secret was to long life. She said, I'm just waiting
until I can afford the burial.
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You gotta have principles. Indeed, so what do you think
the secret is?
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Well, John boy, let's examine the facts. Sell we German
billionaire Klaus Albrecht used to play golf a lot. He
owned a private club because he did so much, and
played sometimes four times a day. Lived to ninety four.
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He did.
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American investor Corecorian also loved sports. In his eighties, he
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He lived to ninety eight. Warren Buffett also enjoys sports
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Is he rich?
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No idea, but his nurse is hot and there's a
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Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan, the world's greatest doctor.
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Speaker 8 (34:08):
Good morning, pack, Good morning John Boy and crew.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Listen.
Speaker 8 (34:13):
The throat is a little sore today because I've been
screaming over all these SMU fans. We just got back
from Dallas, welcoming SMU in California and Stanford into the ACC.
We had Oklahoma and Texas joining the SEC this week.
Says kind of crazy. It's just the world that we're
living in. But Johny, I gotta be honest with you.
After watching Biden and Trump talk about their golf handicap
(34:37):
last week, I'm not sure we can get any more
screwed up than we are right now.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Athletic.
Speaker 8 (34:43):
After watching that last week, i'mbelievable.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Oh pack, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
But I told you my why I said, Now, that's
the biggest lie that Biden's ever told in his life.
And not saying something six handicapped me carries his own bag.
Speaker 8 (34:55):
Yeah, well we're say some I got one hundred dollars,
says in Either one of those guys can tear their
own back of eighteen holes? How about that? Yeah, I
don't even care what they shoot. How about just walk
the eighteen holes. I don't think you know what.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I'm do it.
Speaker 8 (35:09):
But nevertheless, Johnny, this world of college sports is goofy.
You know, we're getting into that talking season, right and
that's kind of where we are because, you know, EA
Sports is coming out with the video game and they've
been putting out all these rankings the top twenty five
offenses and defenses, and people are losing their minds on
a stupid video game. It's like, hey, who cares where
(35:30):
they got? Anybody who ranked? I mean, if you want
to go play a video game, go buy it and
go play. You could be South Carolina, you could be
Southern California, can be Tennessee and be Texas. I don't
care who you are, just go do it. So if
people are losing their minds on these rankings. And then
I got back from Dallas, I was just going through
the social scroll of social media's scroll, and now people
(35:52):
are getting arguments online about UT's that Tennessee ers that Texas. Hey,
I don't care what I mean. Listen, let this smart
people figure it out. If you want to call yourself Tennessee,
fine with me. You want good listen, they're the thousand uts.
Knock yourself out. But Johnny the stupidest I know.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah, let me make more. I'm with you on that.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I think it might be a lot of these sports
guys you tell, Okay, Steven A Smith or whoever that takes.
All they do is scream at each other. So of
course the fans are gonna pick up all that. Dude
that just you know you have sports. I mean sports
is a getaway back. We always talk about that man
list he enjoy sports as when we grew up love.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
And it's the same thing that happened at the presidential debate.
Speaker 8 (36:36):
Everybody, listen, life is too complicated to start getting in
the screaming contest for all this stuff.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
You know, like the.
Speaker 8 (36:45):
Quarterback at Texas yours who's a really good player, said,
you know, and now that we're in the SEC, we're
going to be the biggest game for everybody in the league.
I'm thinking to myself, you think when Georgia and Alabama
get together in September, the people go down there and
tessc be going, Hey, you know what, we got some
good teams. So this text, let's talk about Texas. I mean, listen,
you got to get in the real world. There's some
(37:05):
serious rivalries in a SEC. It's the real deal. But
the craziest thing Johnny I saw all week was there
is a woman by the name of Barbara Whites who's
a regent at the University of Nebraska. Now they've been
really struggling. They haven't been really very good really the
whole century, right. I mean, he used to have great
teams in the nineties, Osborne and won three national towles
(37:26):
on that grade. So but they haven't they haven't been
able to play dead in the Cowboy movie in this
whole center. So this woman who's a regent University of
Nebraska suggested that the school built a the thing called
a columbarium under the football field at Memorial Stadium. And
she said, we love our sports teams and the followers, man,
(37:47):
they go everywhere to watch it. So why wouldn't you
be mind being buried under the field. It's a great
way to, you know, to continue your fandom for the team.
I'm thinking aboutself at the irony of that. I mean,
here's here's porn Nebraska, all this great tradition history just
getting smashed and killed all century long, and this woman
(38:08):
wants us to put your ashes underneath the stadium to
raise money. And I'm thinking, you know what, we got
to get the football because we get to July and
you got all this stupid stuff with video rankings. Who's
the real ut, We're the biggest game on your schedule.
Let's put ashes underneath the field. I mean, we get
stupid in July, I mean we really do. It gets
hot and we get these media days like three weeks
(38:31):
away when we start getting real talking season. But these
next couple of weeks maybe the dumbest time of the
year for college sports fans. We guys, we're ready for football,
but we're just not there.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
There's always something and bag of that.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
That was a storyline in the movie The Blonde Side.
Kathy Bates told Michael or that that they buried bodies
under the Tennessee pail.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
So it got this. Nebraska was a doing it anybuddy.
Speaker 8 (39:01):
And you know, we get the Olympics starting here in
a couple of weeks. And I saw we're NBC announce,
so we're gonna use AI. We're gonna use Al Michael's voice.
Oh ay I, And I'm thinking here's an idea. He's
still alive.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Why don't you just go high, don't get crazy that
all right?
Speaker 8 (39:19):
You know we got computer generation. Okay, good, the guy's
still alive. Give my microphone in the free snack. He'll
do it for twenty dollars. So all right, listen, I
know y'all gotta go like the new time slot. Happy
July fourth, everybody. We'll talk to you guys.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
So glad you made it back from Dallas Buddy and
George watching down there. We will catch up with you.
Thank you so much.
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Pack Man, you'll be good. All right, my boy, That
is Mark Packer from the acc Net. We're been watching
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Twenty thousand and twenty four were made, so might be
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All right, look at three dates in history where we
get our categories. July third, eight, Thomas Beatty has given
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birth to a baby girl. What Yes, Beattie was born
a female, was legally a male when he became pregnant. Oh,
I get not really wink wey nudgs nudge. That's why,
going through the gender reassignment process, he chose to keep
his female reproductive organs. See that's the tame a problem
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I have with Caitlin. Or do you want to be
a woman's.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Son because you're not acting like it? You still got
junk man. You gotta get rid of it.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
It makes me hurt.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Leave the moone anyway, So this dude kept his female
stuff and he's still a woman cause he had a baby.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
All right, that is the most juggled up? Is this
the first d start by day?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
All like this about this idiot is pride month over yet?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Oh, okay, Thomas, good work here, buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
How does some pictures?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Let's look at it all right, let's just move up
to twenty twelve, leave it alone. Television actor Andy Griffith.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Passed away oh man.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Andy passed away at eighty six of this day, twenty twelve.
He's best known for playing Sheriff Andy Taylor on The
Andy Griffith Show.
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When was that on? I heard it was very popular,
it was, And of course Matt Locke fot old people.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, all right, today, go there's Andy Mayberry.
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Think about that.
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And finally, in twenty twenty, Major League Baseball Cleveland Indians
owner Paul Dolan announced he would review changing the organization's name,
and they did. They changed the name from the Indians
to the Guardians. It went into effect following the conclusion
of the twenty twenty one season. Even though the Indians
up there around the house said, you know, we're fine
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with it.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
No, you're not. Man who had a three ticked me
off for you.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Thank you for putting Andy Griffith dying in between both
of them.
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think the dates in history. I just report them. Okay,
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Let's play uppers. It's the game that anyone can win.
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Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
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We might be related. Heiny Randy, Good morning, buddy, good morning.
How are you man? We are good, welcome in here,
all right?
Speaker 6 (07:31):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Shut yeah, so last name probably no.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I'm sure Jackie would let us know if this was you,
I would okay. Oh and by the way, thanks for
the picture of Thomas Beatty, the guy with the females part.
Randy did give me a picture of him, you asked,
you know, he's a good look guy. Okay, So anyway, lit'sten.
Let's get go in to get that I'm ahead here
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in five seconds. Give a three things needed to deliver
a baby.
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Ready, go.
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Doctor, nurse, towels, and howell.
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I'm gonna cows.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I tell you what you need by no one minute
a man at some point, all right Thomas, No, Doug,
You're not Thomas for I don't get that picture away
from it. All right, Randy, here we go, Here we go.
Give us three characters from the Andy Griffith Show.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Ready go.
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Opie Andy morning, ma'am.
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For the win. Three baseball mascots. Ready go.
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Alights, coves and braces.
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He mascots. Close enough.
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I don't worry, buddy, hang gona.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Hey, I'm gonna tell you the story about the Thomas,
this dude that had the baby. All right, I'm about
couldn't get in everybody, I don't like. Hold on first,
I gotta get to it. I got Ricky Bean starring
in a playhouse on the other side.
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Of your news. Then't get to it.
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Ricky Bee Playhouse Action.
Speaker 10 (10:18):
Welcome to John Boy and Delay Playhouse. Today's episode Ricky
Be's Phone Store Kerfluffle. As our story opens, Ricky B.
Sharp has just arrived at a cell phone store in
the Brushy Wood shopping Plaza in Dothun, Alabama.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Morting sir, Welcome to war Eagle Mobile. What can I
do for you?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I got a phone problem?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
What's the matter with your phone?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
What ain't mine? It belonged to my late mama. She
died about two months ago. I called to get it
turned off and the fella wasn't done. How does that
make any kind of sense to you?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Is the phone in your name?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
No, it's in my mama's name.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Well, there's your problem. Third party can't cancel a phone contract.
It has to be the person whose name is on
the count.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Which would be my mama who's dead. So it'd be
a real trick to get her to make a phone call.
At this point, the cherry picker, what can you do
to straighten us out?
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You need a copy of her death certificate?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
How do I get that?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yeah, have to go down to the county clerk's office
and request a copy.
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Oh look, missy, I ain't got tired to fight around
all day with a paper pushes at the clock clerk's offering.
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I'm a busy fellow.
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I'm assistant to the regional manager at the front top
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For the past thirty five years.
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one and only pizza runt.
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Are you the boy that rides the German Shepherd on
the TV ads?
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It's a labordoodle, But yeah, that's me. So you know,
I'm kind of a big deal. People know me? Does
that grease the skins any?
Speaker 6 (11:53):
Not?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Really?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
The contract says you need a notarized copy of your
mama's death certificate to get her out of the contry.
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Gotta get a notre aft too. Hey, nobody got time
for that.
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I don't know what else to tell you.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Let's throw this out there. What if I just quit
paying mama's phone bill? Would that get it turned off?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Well?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Yeah, but sir, you really don't want to do that.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
How come? Because it'll ruin her credit?
Speaker 10 (12:19):
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Don't leave them two top buttons right where her at.
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Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
They're suddenly from Michigan. He hello, wherever you.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Want, July the third, head into July fourth, and this
is great right here before our Independence Day. I want
to bring on our special guests today, Ashlan McCain to
Jonavic Ashland.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Good morning for our listeners.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Right off Fashionland, if you could tell us just a
little bit about Folds of Honor and then we're gonna
get to what you were doing now, So if you
would please, Foth of.
Speaker 11 (16:47):
Honor is a nonprofit organization and if they provide educational
scholarships for spouses and children of the US military service
members as well as first responders. They do it for
those who have fallen service members or have been disabled
while serving our country. And me, they gave me a
scholarship so that I could attend college and get that
higher education.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (17:08):
Their mission is to honor the sacrifice by educating their legacies.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
And you know, Ashland, your dad was truly a war
hero and a purple heart for bronze stars. Can you
tell us a little bit about your father, Army Sergeant
first Class Jonathan B.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
McCain.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Yeah, my dad.
Speaker 11 (17:26):
Served in the military for roughly nineteen years. He knew
he wanted to be a soldier since he was ten
years old. It was a dream of his and he
knew that that's what he wanted to do, was to
defend the people of the United States. And Askingdom and.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Your like, does Ashland know your daddy raised You're right
you like to hunt and fish.
Speaker 11 (17:45):
Yes, I've been holding a fishing pole since I could stand,
probably even before that. Honestly, when I was really little,
my dad would take me out as his hunter apprentice,
as well as my other siblings. I've got an older sister,
a younger sister, and a younger brother, and we all
took our turns going on those hunts trips with him.
And one of my favorite trips with him was when
I went to get a black Bear. I was thirteen
(18:05):
years old and my dad he had this rule that
whatever your first big game that you shot, whatever gun
you shot that big game with, you got to keep.
So my sister she got the two seventy. I looked
at the rest of my guns. I said, well, I
definitely want to inherit the forty five caliber black powder
muzzle loader. He said, are you sure that's what you
(18:25):
want to do.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I sure did.
Speaker 11 (18:29):
I got my bear with that that mubleloader, and I
get to inherit that gun from him.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
That is awesome.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I was fifty six years old when I got my
first Marader and it was with a three hundred mag
and I shot him twice just to make sense.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
That's what they'll tell you to do.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
There. We're talking to Ashland, one of fifty two thousand
students who received the Foes of Honor scholarship, and Ashland
understand you're pursuing a career in acting. How did the
Foes of Honor in this scholarship change your life to
where you are right now.
Speaker 11 (18:59):
Well, I'm When I graduated out of high school. I
had auditioned for every single school program that I could.
The reality of that was I could not afford it
in a household with four kids and my mom being
a widow, So for me, I had to choose the
ones that gave me the biggest scholarship. So I chose
this tiny little school. I went there and I did
a work study. I was in so many classes from
(19:21):
like seven am all the way to like eight pm
at night, including my work studies and everything, which didn't
leave a lot of time for homework.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
But wasn't really happy.
Speaker 11 (19:29):
I wasn't really getting to do what I wanted to
do within the acting realm of what I had signed
on for. And my mom told me she found this
organization called Folds of Honor. I said, Mom, the military
doesn't care about kids in the arts and those types
of careers. She goes, well, Folds of Honor cares about
you because you lost your dad and they want to
help you afford like school. So I emailed them and
(19:51):
I said, hey, this is the school I'm at, and
they said, absolutely, we'll cover your tuition, that's not a problem.
I said, do I have to stay here? Can I
go anywhere I want? And they said, get into the
school that you want to get into and then let
us know and we will cover that tuition. But I
didn't know where to go from where I was. And
my older sister said, let's go to University of Central Florida.
Let's do a internship with Disney.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Let's just go for it.
Speaker 11 (20:12):
So we both auditioned for the Walt Disney World Company
and I applied for UCF. My sister and I've moved
out to Florida and we graduated in twenty nineteen, both
of us Folds of Honor scholarship recipients. And I could
not have had that path or seen that future without
Folds of Honor.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You'll give a goosebumps awesome thank you for sharing that
with us.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Ashland and our listeners that have donated. The Folds of
Honor had a part of your life. And if you
haven't yet, now it would be a great time to
go to foldsof Honor dot org. That's all you need
to do, Folds of Honor dot org. Whatever you can
give you can see how it really truly affects live
for those that made the ultimate sacrifice for our country, Ashland,
thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Keep up with let us know what's happening with you
down there in Disney World. Really, I will thank you
so I have a magical day.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
All right, good stuff? All right, Dan, Well, let's play
this John Boord Jeopardy. Yeah, all this review yesterday's question.
We found out the Aztec spread Chihuahuas by the thousands.
They didn't keep his pets, they bred them for this purpose.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
They ate them.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Found out they didn't have to.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Go out for Mexican they were Mexicans like chicken. Today's
John Moore Jeopardy. In eighteen eighty six, at the age
of forty nine, President Grover Cleveland became the first and
still the only US president to do this in the
White House.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Oh what does a keg stand.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
In the party? Go Grover, Go Grover? What y'all got one?
Eight hundred? Big sell you told free line? We played
John Boyd Jeopardy. Next.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Good morning, there's a Big Show on the radio. Humming
to your Wednesday hump Day, July third, Today's featured track
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across America.
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It's Convoy Jemny and now your host.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
He was invited to visit the White House under Bush
forty three, and of course she had to stay in.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
The backyard in a tenth and it was raining. He's
a ton boy. Thank you with memories.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Let's say hey to Brent from Williamstown, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Good morning, Brent, good morning, good morning, Hello.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Welcome on brand. You got the first shot at John
boydjepardy this morning. Let's jump right in here. In eighteen
eighty six, of the age of forty nine, President Grover
Cleveland became the first and still the only US president
to do this in the White House.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
I thought it was the first one to put a
bathroom in, but I got I thought about it and
I heard about it.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
No, he got married, That's what he done.
Speaker 8 (23:24):
He got married in all.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Right, Well, let's see, did he get married?
Speaker 10 (23:30):
Yes, he did.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Pretty handy.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
When you can do all your thinking with Google and
you hold I just so I don't know it, don't
get mixed up. You know, Biden's had a lot of
first in the White House. I think some involving bathrooms,
are they like? There?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Right, let's just let that go there. Many head alone.
And the Grover Cleveland story has a little bit of ick.
You want to hear it real quickly?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
All right?
Speaker 5 (23:58):
So, so he was forty nine years old when he
got married in the White House, and he married a
twenty one year old woman.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Uh huh. All right.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
So if you're wondering how in the world did Grover
you've seen pictures of him, how did he meet such
a beautiful woman? Well, as it turns out, his wife, Francis,
was the daughter of Grover's law partner, Oscar Folsom All right,
So Oscar was killed in a buggy accident when Francis
was eleven. When she turned eleven, Grover Cleveland was appointed
(24:31):
the executor of his partner's estate and acted as her guardian.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Ill. So, so I don't know, but see, but you're
you're looking at it like Grover was just what you know,
won't to get jiggy with it, and maybe like he
did that to take care of her since he was
Oh no, okay, never mind, Hey, Bret, your mount Olive
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Pike is going to be headed to your William Still there, Bunny, I.
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Should appreciate y'all.
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Have a wonderful morning.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
John Boy, thank you so much, my boy, you hang on?
Was that like they were like like blood related? I
guess you know that makes it okay?
Speaker 9 (25:14):
It was like.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I'm talking about Grover. I'll say it again. You Elvis
raised Priscilla for married her kind of It wasn't nothing like.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 7 (26:15):
Not getting the jokes.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Okay, okay, guy walks into a bar with a parrot
on his head.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
It could be worse. Michael Jackson could have walked into
the bar with a flag on his head.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
None.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
How many flagged Michael Jackson down in a bar.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
I think.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Again. The Lone Ranger in the Tonto stopping over for
a pit stop after a long ride in a bar
in the Old West. Well, they were sitting down drinking.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
The Lone Ranger in the Tonto a long ride in
a bar. Yeah okay, yeah yeah, and long Range ordered
a silver bullet.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
Okay, sorry, anyway, they got a drink in about thirty
minutes after they stopped. After they had stopped at this bar,
a guy come in and said, hey, whose white horses
that out there? Long ranger jumped up and said it's mine.
And the guy said, well, the horse is found drink.
It's really overeating. You need to do something to cool
it off. Well, the long ranger looked over at Tanto
(27:11):
and said, Tanto, go outside and run around the horse
to try to start a breeze to cool it off.
And the and Tanto said, you know Yavo kimasabi.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Ya kind of a cross between Tonto and Colonel Klin.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
Yeah. Right, anyway, so he's outside running around silver, running
around trying to cool him off. After thirty minutes is
that's about thirty minutes another guy come in and said, hey,
who's light horses? That is that out there? And the
long ranger jumped up and said it's mine. And that
guy said, you left your engine running. I thank you guys,
(27:56):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 12 (27:59):
The long range jeral. The long range said, you have
volcans out the lawn. Radio Okay, Rainy, we don't want
to wrap it up. We want to basket that je.
I know we're late, but that was.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Worth it John boya and dilly. Is he vicious?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Oh he's perfectly harmless.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Well, he only has the mentality of a child's seven
years old.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Morning radio dumb right, good morning, it's a big show
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on the radio. Well, from time to time we have
the honor of being visited by a true leg of
the silver screen. Please join us in welcoming Sir, Alan Swat.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I've found your last doctor, Pretorious, I've searched the world
for you. Hand over that immortality serum and I'll let
you leave. Is me, John Boy? Dear God, a faith
worse than death? You poor bastards? Whis John Boy? You're
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on the big show? Oh so I am Senor Boombatelle.
I was under the impression we were going to the
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Speaker 1 (29:37):
Health facility is everything? Okay?
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Right?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Is rain my lad?
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You'll see I go to a specialist in long life?
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the secret to a long life?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Well?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
I discovered the secret years ago. The answer is surprisingly simple.
What is I lie about my age? No matter where
I've traveled, someone has always had a secret to long life.
When I was shooting hot lead in Amarillo, there was
an old woman who worked catering. She told me an
old cowboy actor told her that the secret to long
(30:11):
life was putting a pinch of gunpowder in her oatmeal
every morning.
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Wow does that work? Well?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
She lived to me one hundred and three. She left
behind fourteen children, thirty grandchildren, forty five great grandchildren, twenty
five great great grandchildren, and a forty foot hole where
the crematorium used to be.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Bloom goes adynamite. What a way to go? Are?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
The secrets of longevity are elusive?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
To be sure?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I asked my grandmother well into a nineties what her
secret was to long life. She said, I'm just waiting
until I can afford the burial.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
You gotta have principles. Indeed, so what do you think
the secret is?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Well, John boy, let's examine the facts. Sell we German
billionaire Klaus Albrecht used to play golf a lot. He
owned a private club because he did so much, and
played sometimes four times a day. Lived to ninety four.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
He did.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
American investor Corecorian also loved sports. In his eighties, he
was rated the top three tennis player in his age bracket.
He lived to ninety eight. Warren Buffett also enjoys sports
all his life, including golf in his nineties. Now you
see the secret to a long life. Stay active. No,
my ball capped, young friend be rich makes sense Now
(31:30):
if you'll allow me, I'll bid you a jewel signor
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Speaker 12 (31:37):
Is he rich?
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No idea, but his nurse is hot and there's a
bar in the office.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan, the world's greatest doctor.
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Damn yo, my movie star, you have more than everybody.
The Big Show is on the radio. Still a lot
more coming at you.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Hey, listen up.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
My name is Man Only. I'm a motivational speaker. I
am thirty five years old.
Speaker 10 (32:10):
I am right.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Divorced, and every morning I listen to young Boy and
Billy on the Big.
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Show, and I wake up in a vein man river.
Go on and laugh and leave the radio. Work good
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from now on. This is where you'll hear Mark Bicker
from the ACC networking the Big ESPN every Wednesday morning.
Speaker 8 (34:08):
Good morning, pack, Good morning John Boy and crew.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Listen.
Speaker 8 (34:13):
The throat is a little sore today because I've been
screaming over all these SMU fans. We just got back
from Dallas, welcoming SMU in California and Stanford into the ACC.
We had Oklahoma and Texas joining the SEC this week.
Says kind of crazy. It's just the world that we're
living in. But Johny, I gotta be honest with you.
After watching Biden and Trump talk about their golf handicap
(34:37):
last week, I'm not sure we can get any more
screwed up than we are right now.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Athletic.
Speaker 8 (34:43):
After watching that last week, i'mbelievable.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Oh pack, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
But I told you my why I said, Now, that's
the biggest lie that Biden's ever told in his life.
And not saying something six handicapped me carries his own bag.
Speaker 8 (34:55):
Yeah, well we're say some I got one hundred dollars,
says in Either one of those guys can tear their
own back of eighteen holes? How about that? Yeah, I
don't even care what they shoot. How about just walk
the eighteen holes. I don't think you know what.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I'm do it.
Speaker 8 (35:09):
But nevertheless, Johnny, this world of college sports is goofy.
You know, we're getting into that talking season, right and
that's kind of where we are because, you know, EA
Sports is coming out with the video game and they've
been putting out all these rankings the top twenty five
offenses and defenses, and people are losing their minds on
a stupid video game. It's like, hey, who cares where
(35:30):
they got? Anybody who ranked? I mean, if you want
to go play a video game, go buy it and
go play. You could be South Carolina, you could be
Southern California, can be Tennessee and be Texas. I don't
care who you are, just go do it. So if
people are losing their minds on these rankings. And then
I got back from Dallas, I was just going through
the social scroll of social media's scroll, and now people
(35:52):
are getting arguments online about UT's that Tennessee ers that Texas. Hey,
I don't care what I mean. Listen, let this smart
people figure it out. If you want to call yourself Tennessee,
fine with me. You want good listen, they're the thousand uts.
Knock yourself out. But Johnny the stupidest I know.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Yeah, let me make more. I'm with you on that.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I think it might be a lot of these sports
guys you tell, Okay, Steven A Smith or whoever that takes.
All they do is scream at each other. So of
course the fans are gonna pick up all that. Dude
that just you know you have sports. I mean sports
is a getaway back. We always talk about that man
list he enjoy sports as when we grew up love.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
And it's the same thing that happened at the presidential debate.
Speaker 8 (36:36):
Everybody, listen, life is too complicated to start getting in
the screaming contest for all this stuff.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
You know, like the.
Speaker 8 (36:45):
Quarterback at Texas yours who's a really good player, said,
you know, and now that we're in the SEC, we're
going to be the biggest game for everybody in the league.
I'm thinking to myself, you think when Georgia and Alabama
get together in September, the people go down there and
tessc be going, Hey, you know what, we got some
good teams. So this text, let's talk about Texas. I mean, listen,
you got to get in the real world. There's some
(37:05):
serious rivalries in a SEC. It's the real deal. But
the craziest thing Johnny I saw all week was there
is a woman by the name of Barbara Whites who's
a regent at the University of Nebraska. Now they've been
really struggling. They haven't been really very good really the
whole century, right. I mean, he used to have great
teams in the nineties, Osborne and won three national towles
(37:26):
on that grade. So but they haven't they haven't been
able to play dead in the Cowboy movie in this
whole center. So this woman who's a regent University of
Nebraska suggested that the school built a the thing called
a columbarium under the football field at Memorial Stadium. And
she said, we love our sports teams and the followers, man,
(37:47):
they go everywhere to watch it. So why wouldn't you
be mind being buried under the field. It's a great
way to, you know, to continue your fandom for the team.
I'm thinking aboutself at the irony of that. I mean,
here's here's porn Nebraska, all this great tradition history just
getting smashed and killed all century long, and this woman
(38:08):
wants us to put your ashes underneath the stadium to
raise money. And I'm thinking, you know what, we got
to get the football because we get to July and
you got all this stupid stuff with video rankings. Who's
the real ut, We're the biggest game on your schedule.
Let's put ashes underneath the field. I mean, we get
stupid in July, I mean we really do. It gets
hot and we get these media days like three weeks
(38:31):
away when we start getting real talking season. But these
next couple of weeks maybe the dumbest time of the
year for college sports fans. We guys, we're ready for football,
but we're just not there.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
There's always something and bag of that.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
That was a storyline in the movie The Blonde Side.
Kathy Bates told Michael or that that they buried bodies
under the Tennessee pail.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
So it got this. Nebraska was a doing it anybuddy.
Speaker 8 (39:01):
And you know, we get the Olympics starting here in
a couple of weeks. And I saw we're NBC announce,
so we're gonna use AI. We're gonna use Al Michael's voice.
Oh ay I, And I'm thinking here's an idea. He's
still alive.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Why don't you just go high, don't get crazy that
all right?
Speaker 8 (39:19):
You know we got computer generation. Okay, good, the guy's
still alive. Give my microphone in the free snack. He'll
do it for twenty dollars. So all right, listen, I
know y'all gotta go like the new time slot. Happy
July fourth, everybody. We'll talk to you guys.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
So glad you made it back from Dallas Buddy and
George watching down there. We will catch up with you.
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Pack Man, you'll be good. All right, my boy, That
is Mark Packer from the acc Net. We're been watching
him in Dallas. All right, good night, bag goes. Hey,
what we're gonna do? Oh, let's play Beating the Blonde?
You ready? Mar Sisher?
Speaker 3 (39:51):
All right, but let's do it one eight hundred big show.
You told free Line. We're going to contestant and plain
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