August 14, 2024 • 41 mins
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Good morning.
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Good morning, Thiscious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another of sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right.
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Good talking to, loving out them face to day man.
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Shows on the radio.
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It is Wednesday, August fourteenth, and we are working all
in the summer of twenty twenty four, ain't we.
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Boys and girls.
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It is a flash, is going so fast like.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
A flower exaid. But then it's hot and.
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You know it's bad.
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And then we got too much rain.
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I got all kind of problems. I'm just thinking about
the yard in the weather, all right. I ain't got
time to explain everything going through my head. Maybe I
should not just keep some of.
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It, good cause we we really don't have time to
listen to it.
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It's been so lot, it's been like a hundred degrees
and it's sird and then with a hurricane and tropical
storm Debbie that comes through just like guns tons.
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And I thought it would cool things off, but it
just made things worse.
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Money.
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in Atlantic and just held on to it. That's a
holding in a circular pattern. I don't know if you'll
notice what it works. I know it is it is.
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I don't know.
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I see the cloud Wizard failed.
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We're turning into the insurance commercial. Our parents talking about
the weather.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Wish I had a window and look out there.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
It's raining here?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Is it raining here?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Let's say is National Day has got two of them,
National Cream Ciricle Day. Get behind that, the oranges popsicle
with the cream on this.
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I tell you that's the one that you don't like.
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Oh, I don't like it.
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Can't believe that's the best.
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The only person I've ever met, my mom, once upon
a time, made something called an orange sickle cake.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It was like, oh it was good. That's good.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
No, okay, well you don't celebrate cream. What about National
Navajo Code Talker's Day.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah.
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It is the contributions of the Native Americans who brought
their unique abilities to the World War II effort. So
they were code breakers or they would like make the
code where we could you know, fool the day were
out and nips.
Speaker 8 (03:23):
They were making the code so we could talk to
our troops, and I informed them.
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That's a big part of why we.
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Was a big part of D Day, wasn't I go?
All right? Yeah, Data, you're right man, no cream signal,
go navajo.
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Niagara Falls, New York and old her kitchen sink back
by sink. That's crazy. Nothing else was taking her damage.
I think he's some pranksters, know what would be funny?
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Yeah? As I move up to three.
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A massive power failure in Ohio, Michigan, and the Northeast
as well as eastern Canada left some fifty million people
without electricity for as long as two days. A lot
of people listening to the Big Show that talking about
that Debbie storm that came through without electricity. Isn't it weird?
That it can be all for two days. You'll still
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Oh god, all right.
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Well finally, twenty nineteen, it is raining plastic. In a
published survey, plastic was found in ninety percent of the
rain samples taken in Colorado by the US Department of
the Interior.
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Yeah.
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Man, I think my wife's been telling me that Jackie
tell about these plastic bottles, like you're not supposed to,
you know, use them forever.
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That's right, microplastics. You're consuming part of the plastic.
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The plastics are breaking down to tiny little pieces and
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I think that's going to be the end of US plastic.
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What about my water bottle?
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Yeah, you should buy one of these and refill it.
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All right, well, there you go. There's a there's our
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Mark from Morristown till I see.
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Bert rain ice cream?
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Plastic is killing us? And what do we say, oh
sample of the water?
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All right, mar.
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Appreciate you with yours listening to the big show.
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Bottom of the hour and topp.
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Of your news right on the other side.
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Right early morning, call the Reverend Billy Ray working right
in here.
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Good morning, there's a big show on the radio this
summer time.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
We will call coming in from the front.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
Of the road.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Whils a morning there, John boy and Billy, and good
morning to hold our beloved friends out there in radio land.
This here's a Reverend Gray Collins from the Sword of
Joshua Independent Philo Gospel Pennicoltial Assembly just off Steed Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends, the atheist
is at it again. They say they don't believe in God,
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but they get madder than a wet cat at people
who do. What's up with that?
Speaker 13 (11:23):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (11:23):
And then they come up with a watered down copy
of half the stuff that Christians do. That's how we
get messed, like the atheist Christmas and atheist praying before
the ball game. Well, now there's an atheist version of
the Ten command that's right. A pair of unbelievers just
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wrote a book about the ethics of the ungodly called
atheist mind human heart. Ain't that just so specially? It
makes you brought her? These two fellas decided to come
up with a modernistic version of the Ten Commandments, with
all that tesky God stuff taken out of it. To
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work up for less, they had a contest on the
innerwebs and got other online and for thels to send
in their ideas for new ten Commandments. I reckon, if
you think man is the measure of all things, a
poll on the Facebook is as good a way as
any to work up your rules for living a good life.
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So let's take a look at some of these new
unsaved ten commandments. Number one, be open minded and willing
to alter your beliefs with new evidence, unless, of course,
the new evidence comes from the Fox News channel. We
all know they're crazy. Over All of this ain't in
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the commandment. I just that's kind of my side boy.
Number two, the scientific method is the most reliable way
of understanding the natural world unless Al Gore says something true.
If so, JAG's clothes. And there's number three. Treat others
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as you would want them to treat you, and can
reasonably expect them to want to be treated. Think about
their perspective, which is a ted worthy But atheists do
love to hear themself tall and I actually agree with
this one, probably because it's better known as the Golden Way, which,
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if I'm not mistaken, comes straight out of the Bible.
I guess that explains why thou shalt not steal that
make the atheist. Then there's this little jewel. God is
not necessary to be a good person or to live
a full and meaningful life. Well there you go. They
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finally cut to the cheese. The atheist can't reach a
hand out to their feller man without giving God the
middle finger while they're doing it. Well, there's a few others,
but you get the gius. The ten best Commandment riders
are gonna split a part of ten thousand dollars. That's
something they called Rethink Prize. I'm sure all the winners
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is pretty tickled, although a thousand bucks seems like a
mighty cheap price for your eternal soul. For my money,
asking a much as screwed up modernistic unbelievers to make
a new Ten Commandments is kind of like asking an
eight year old kid what his bid time ought to be.
He's gonna push for something that suits him, whether it's
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ride or noted way I look at it, Leaving God
out the Ten Commandments is like leaving the chocolate out
of a Hershey bar. There ain't much left, and what's
there currently misses the point. So you enjoy that thousand dollars,
mister atheists friend, But one day, when you wake up
in Hell being smushed between two slices of bread and
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the devil's panini makers, you're wishing to repeat less talking
and way more pray ns. The Ten Commandments ain't changed
because people ain't changed. Mankind's prescription is the same because
the sickness is the same. Come here the Lord's Roadmap
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to the eternal life. This Sunday morning at eleven o'clock
am at the Sword of Joshua, Independent four Gospel Penny
Coastal Assembly, just off State Road twenty three.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
On the Fuddy Road.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
This airs a Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding them there's
time to turn, so you don't burn. John Boyn, Billy,
how that y old keep from straight upire?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio for
your Wednesday morning. Well, he's been back in the cinema
and he's brave the summer heat to come in and
fill us in on Hollywood's latest Welcome back Rabbi myron
Berg steam show.
Speaker 9 (16:31):
Owe me homies, what happening, John Boyam.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Well, I see you're wearing your summer clothes. Yeah, you
know why it's summer you bashing. I'm too old to
way that heavy wall stuff. I got this one made special. Well,
it's very sharp, it's moisture vicking.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
Don't be jealous. Drink gata aide, not hata as.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I'm guessing you went to see the biggest movie of
the summer.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Good guess since I told you that before we went
on the AA, I'm basted.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
I was gonna see that Tornado movie, but the great
grandkids wanted to see Kitty Pool and Smithereen, Deadpool and Wolverine.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
Whatever you say.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
But I saw that it was raided off, so I thought, well,
I better check it out before I took the kids.
Speaker 9 (17:21):
And boy, I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I did pretty rough stuff.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Hy swear rides, I never hide before, blood and guts everywhere,
jumping through time like it was getting on a bush.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
It was mayhem. Did you like it?
Speaker 10 (17:35):
No?
Speaker 9 (17:35):
I loved it.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
I didn't know what the hell was going on, but
I had a ball.
Speaker 9 (17:43):
I can't tell you the spoilers because I don't know
what any of it meant to who those people were.
It was great.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Well you know I have to ask hours and cats.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Well, I gotta tell you.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
Kitty Pool and Smithering great together like the Odd Couple,
but with more entrails. I could have done with less
poop mouth, but the chemistry between these Tova was fantastic.
Kiddie Pool was hilarious, but my favorite was Smitherene, played
by this generation's greatest actor.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
Hugh Beaumont.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
No, that was Beaver's dad. You're thinking of Hugh Jackman.
Who not who Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
I thought that was the geezer that perved out on
all them young girls.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
That's Hugh Hefner.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
I thought that was the cowboy actor who played the
viant ipe on the TV.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
That was Hugh O'Brien.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
I thought that was the guy who played the pill
head doctor who could cure anyone.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
That was Hugh Laurie.
Speaker 9 (18:40):
I thought that was the English guy who liked hookers.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
That's Hugh Grant.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
I thought that was the guy from Minnesota that always
agreed with everything you said. That's Hugh Betcha, I thought,
I give Tata a second.
Speaker 9 (18:55):
Or I thought that was the giant duck and the diaper.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
That's baby Hugh.
Speaker 9 (19:05):
So who the hell are I thinking of?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Hugh Jackman?
Speaker 7 (19:08):
Listen, he never would have got all those girls without
that magazine.
Speaker 9 (19:12):
What a racket.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (19:14):
I'm gonna have to see something. If you want to be.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
In the magazine, what do you It wasn't old age,
It was the sex along with it that killed me.
But the way to go now the movies, Oh ten
yamackers out of five, don't take the kids. My only
complain is that they hadn't a rating and there was
no nudity none.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
What did I kill you to put some boobies aware? None?
I'd have settled for one but one.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
It ain't like Hollywood and full of trashy dames just
dying to pump that top off. But I guess they
got all the things to worry about, like hiring all
their friends and having a good time asking around.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Well, we all setting the doc there and they're waiting
for a nipple.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
I even said through the credits, a quick thinkable and
a nice hock and nothing. Well, you can all go
to hell, okay, but thanks for keeping it clean.
Speaker 9 (20:08):
Go in peace.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
Hey Tana, if you want to be on the radio,
we're gonna have to see something else.
Speaker 9 (20:14):
You sun't see it, mat Ny, it's cheaper.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Good morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 9 (20:27):
Oh oh, I didn't know. I didn't see you there, Leo.
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John Boy and Billy on the Big Show. Yo, when
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I simply meant that they they Oh what did I mean?
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Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
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We have a tired police officer, Donnie Presley, when again
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We'll get him to look on the back of the
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He he's a brain analyst.
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Let it rise.
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Whatever what he found?
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Car theft in America is that an all time high?
Here's an unfortunate fact of life. There's no full proof
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Okay, we're in, let's go, but now you.
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Hang on play for ten minutes. Right now, it's time
for Tato Taman news and here's our girl, mar said
Tator Morin.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
I appreciate that you heard about the terror threats at
Taylor Swiss concert in Austria. Yeah, VI, well, there was
Authorities arrested three teams in connection with a plot to
kill hundreds in a suicide bombing at her concert. One
of the suspects had gained access to hide explosives anywhere
inside the Vienna Stadium because he was a temp higher
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to help construct Taylor's stage.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
So, but Taylor having to cancel the concert. Being who
she is, she pulled strings to guarantee that Vienna's cable
channel o RF scheduled a free TV premiere of the
Era's Tour film from when she recruited the States. Yeah,
in the States. This week, Taylor starts her five night
residency at London's Wembley Stadium, and out of abundance of caution,
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Swifties are not allowed to That's what her fans are called.
A lot of folks could hang out outside the stadiums.
A lot of fans that didn't have tickets would hang
outside the stadium and kind of do their own concerts
listening to her, you know, and they're not allowed to
do that now. They're not allowed to gather outside the
stadium because of you know, extra precaution.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
A lot of people that those concerts, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Many, it's very popular.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Radar Online has reported that Madonna is close to taking
Hugh Jackman Ault on a date.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
He's recently divorced.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
He was recently divorced, and Madonna, sixty five years old,
gave her personal contact number to him when he asked.
Madonna attended the European premiere of Deadpool Wolverine uh and
a source that also attended the premiere said quote, there
was definitely some playful flirting between Wolverine and Madonna. They
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haven't taken things to the next level yet, but a
date is definitely in the work. I think that you're
hanging out around Madonna, things are gonna move pretty fast.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
I don't know if he's gonna grasp my imagination like
the Kelsey Taylor swift.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
The whole I.
Speaker 8 (26:01):
Kept thinking about your old high school girl at Hooters.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Thank you, Donna. Jordan Chiles she is a gymnast from
the Olympics, American gymnast, and she won the bronze medal.
Now the us USA gymnastics team overturned they They made
them review the tape and review the point system, and
that moved her from fourth to third. Well over the weekend,
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the Tribunal Court of Arbitration for Sport ruled that the
original scores should stand. Therefore, a Romanian gymnast earned the
bronze and Jordan Chiles dropped two spots to fifth. On
the floor exercises, that's where she won the medal. They
demanded that she returned the medal on the Olympic committee. Now,
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the reason why the Romanians appealed to floor exercise is
because they said that they asked for the review four
seconds after their time limit to ask for a review,
where the USA Gymnastics appealed their appeal by submitting video
evidence of Jordan's coach telling the judges to double check
their scores twice within the regulation one minute limit.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Big things, what going on?
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Not going on? And I have to give up for
pedal though also going on over at the Summer Olympics.
As we recap, they left some Yelp reviews. So in
the village Italian gold medalists to complain that there's no
air conditioning, it's hot, and the food is bad. They
also said that there isn't enough protein options, too many
vegan dishes, long cafeteria lines like awaiting thirty minutes, and
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people are finding worms in the fish.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Well Morgan Freeman nailed it.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
They said perhaps that the silver lighting is the dating.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
So episode because they're all about to meet Lizzie Ovegans
like that. Athletes that could afford it had to bring
their own chefs in outside of the compound to go.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
So they did some good to eat something, well, they
had to have protein.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
That's pretty.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
And just the last thing about the Olympics was the
closing ceremonies. We touched on that briefly, but Tom Cruise
did surprise the audience. After our national anthem was sung
by Hr, he jumped from the stadium on a cable,
just leapt right off there if you can go back
and watch it, and they played Mission Impossibles theme while
he did that, and then he landed, went running through
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the athletes, hopped on a motorcycle that had the Olympic
flag and drove off through the Paris streets. Then they
looked up to the video screen and there he was
hop on a plane and flying to California where he
parachuted sky and landed over by the Hollywood Signed where
he gave the flag to athletes to run it to
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where Snoop Dogg was hanging out along with Red Hot
Chili Peppers and Billie Eilish And it was a concert
and its like we're here and that's the whole kickoff
for LA getting.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Well, No wonder Dom was hanging around here. A lot
to do there. Well, thank you very much for that
fine report. Let's get us a winner. Let's play John
Boyd Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found out in France
the most popular color for this household essential is.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Pink, which is chili pepper oilet paper.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
And Tatter's grandmother had some pinkaw Today's John boy Jeopardy.
According to culinary tradition, an authentic chef's had will have
exactly one hundred pleats. It represents the one hundred ways
to cook one of these.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Oh, what is hot?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Puppet?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
What y'all got one? Eight hundred?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Big Show you told free line. We played John Boyd Jeopardy. Next,
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Good Morning, It's a Big Show on the radio, Rolling
through you. Wednesday, Home Day, August fourteenth, twenty twenty four.
Today's feature track for The Big Show Big Box a ziche,
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It's Tom Boyd Chapman.
Speaker 16 (30:40):
Wo and now your host some of his favorite meals
have been prepared by a very famous chef. Maybe you've
heard of Chef Boyard. He calls it port Man's olive gardener.
He's John Boy. What back Apples's I head of? Michael
out of Newport, Tennessee. Morning, Michael, good morning.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
John boy Man?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Just too blessed to be stressed as my buddy Paul
Thorne sing about.
Speaker 11 (31:09):
Yeah, Michael, Oh, he ain't good to be on this
side of dirt.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Ain't it? This is a wonderful day, sure is, Michael.
We're glad you're in here. Buddy.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
You got the first shot at this John Boy jeopardy. So,
according to culinary tradition, an authentic chef's hat will have
exactly one hundred pleats, representing the one hundred ways to
cook one of these.
Speaker 11 (31:38):
Well, John Boy, I believe I'm gonna have to go
with an egg.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I was thinking around there, so one hundred ways. Think
maybe that would be the incredible edible egg. You are right, Michael,
you can cry them, boil them.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
I'll throw them.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I like that when I was gonna get the two
eggs sunny side up, you know, like that. Let's say
I have two eggs Sonny side up, said Adam and
Eve on the raft and I said, I changed my mind.
Makes them scrambled, wreck them. One of my favorite waffle
house moments. Michael, good work, Bunny, big old Southern East
Prize pack head over to Newport for you, man.
Speaker 11 (32:29):
I really appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Guys.
Speaker 11 (32:30):
I'm a first time.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Caller, all right, I get that model.
Speaker 11 (32:34):
And if I give a shout out, go ahead. First
of all, I just want to shout out to the
good Lord above forgiving me the strength and I was
a wisdom. I have each and every day to do
what I can do to please him, my wife, all
you guys, that's protecting our country. And John Boy, you
guys man. I know you guys get told all the
time that you bring happiness, but you really heal heal souls. Man,
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it's coming from it's coming from a war batman. You
guys have really brought jor to this guy's life.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Michael.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
That is so awesome. Thank you so much, buddy. Proud
to have you as a listener.
Speaker 11 (33:10):
Man, it's got to be one, all right, my boy?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Will you hang on, Jackie, hook you up?
Speaker 17 (33:16):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Why let's jump out, catch you up on your knees
on the other side. Our time capsule this August fourteenth.
Speaker 18 (33:31):
Hang On for Life.
Speaker 19 (34:02):
This is the award winning Jong Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Man.
Speaker 17 (34:19):
Hello as hot all my mine? Want to fight about it?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
John boyd better here hot?
Speaker 17 (34:27):
You tell me?
Speaker 5 (34:27):
Man?
Speaker 17 (34:28):
Can you get ready for to have a shirt made
for me?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Well? What we'll try? What he wanted to say?
Speaker 17 (34:33):
I wanted to say if i'd or known he is
gonna turn out like this? I how to quit less
than to him in nineteen fifty five.
Speaker 9 (34:42):
How's he going, buddy?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
No, that's what's the matter.
Speaker 17 (34:47):
The prodigal has returned.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
H Delbert's daddy's moved back here with y'all, and.
Speaker 17 (34:53):
The missus is split again, and it looks like this
time it's permanent.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Oh I thought they got back together.
Speaker 17 (34:58):
Well they're dead, but I didn't lie. She's been running
around on him again.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Oh man, that's time he got her.
Speaker 17 (35:03):
To admit it.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 17 (35:05):
He come home one afternoon and said, Honey, me and
the boys at work was talking. We think that New
Ups delivery man has slept with every woman on our street,
but won And she said, you know, I bet it's
that snotty missus Johnson.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Last straw.
Speaker 17 (35:24):
Yeah, moving back into man.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Oh Man wife number six, Yeah, said he's tired of
getting married.
Speaker 17 (35:30):
I guess time he's just gonna find a woman he
don't like and buy or house.
Speaker 16 (35:33):
Yeah, what's up to all?
Speaker 17 (35:37):
Friend hasn't asked him to watch his cat while he
was out of town. He's been cat sitting allway. Called
the check in. Yesay, says Devord, how's my cat? And
Devor says, well, the cat got run over by car
and she died. Oh fellow in all the pieces.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
And he got mad.
Speaker 17 (35:53):
He said, you durned fool. Aren't you know? You don't
just work something like that out all once. You got
to prepare man for a piece of bad news like that.
When I say how's my cat, first you say, well,
she's climbed up on the roof and we can't get
her down. And then when I call the next day
and say how's the cat, you say, well, we got
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the fire department to come get her down, but she
got scared and run out in the road and got
hit by a car. Now they took her to the vet.
We think she's gonna be all right. And then the
next day. When I call, I say, how's the cat,
and you're supposed to say something like, well, she took
a sudden turn for the worst last night and she died.
I'm real sorry. Say that way, I'd be mentally ready
(36:34):
for the bad news. Yeah, yeah, anyway, you go over
and look in on Grandma like I asked you to.
Never says yeah, he says, well is she never says, well,
she's climbed up on the roof and we can't get it.
He's a quick learner right here. When Henry Kissinger's got
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to run to the grocery store, got another mouth to feed, now,
you know. Yeah, Well you tell him, I said, you
know what you mean? Hi, y'all came straight up. Hi Man,
John Boy.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
And Philly, do not go in there.
Speaker 13 (37:16):
Whoa good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
It's a big show on the radio coming up about
twenty minutes. Sports within a pack Man. Mark Packer joins
the big show. Well, it's always a big thrill for
us when our next guests stops by. He is a
true living legend of the Silver screen. Please welcome back, sir,
Alan Swan.
Speaker 20 (38:05):
Keep going Land dry Land can't be more than fifty
miles away. Rest if you must back, for the love
of God, Kate swimming, mister Swan.
Speaker 9 (38:16):
What deviltry is this? This boy speaks? What are you
possessed by? Speak?
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Damn?
Speaker 3 (38:23):
You is me?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
John Boy?
Speaker 9 (38:26):
Good heavens, John Boy? What are you doing in the ocean?
Speaker 6 (38:30):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You're on the big show?
Speaker 9 (38:32):
Ah, so I am.
Speaker 7 (38:34):
I must have flashed back to my time filming Pirate
Treasure of the Dry Tortugas.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Will you did a lot of those types of swashbuckling movies?
Speaker 9 (38:43):
You know?
Speaker 6 (38:43):
Or?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Are you comfortable in the water.
Speaker 9 (38:45):
As long as I don't have to drink it? Yes?
Speaker 7 (38:48):
Have you seen what fish doing it? Nasty stuff? Yes,
I'm quite a good swimmer, do it daily.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Well where did you learn to swim?
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Oddly?
Speaker 7 (38:56):
Enough?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
The water?
Speaker 7 (38:59):
My father would throw me into the local lake. It
wasn't an easy task to learn that way. The harness
part was getting out of the sack. Well, that's called
the hard ways, indeed. But once I was well versed
in the aquatic arts, I couldn't get enough. I'd beg
my mother to let me swim in the ocean. She
would decline, the sea's too rough, there's a ripped tide
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and a dangerous offshore current, and the water is infested
with sharks and jellyfish. I said, but mother, you'll let
father swim in the ocean. She said, yes, but he
has better insurance than.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
You, kind of payback for the whole sack thing.
Speaker 7 (39:36):
Indeed, swimming has been very good to me. In fact,
swimming is where I met my third wife, Beryl. You see,
have you got a minute? You see, I was dating triplets.
This was back when I was at my peak stamina.
They were all vying for my affections. So I proposed
a challenge. They would race across the English Channel in
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a breastroke competition. The winner would my bride. I had
my heart set on the blonde. The race began and
I took a boat to the shore in France. A
few hours later, Beryl the Brunette came ashore, my future wife.
Shortly thereafter, Margaret the Redhead strode from the surf. Stella
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the Blonde was missing. We stood vigil many hours, and finally,
just as the sun was setting and we were about
to give up hope, Stella appeared. Exhausted. I ran to
her as she still held my heart. Stella, my love,
I am to wed Beryl. You told me you were
proficient in the breast stroke, she replied, gasping for breath.
I am, but I think those other two were using
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their arms.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Oh, Marcy might want to look into something.
Speaker 7 (40:51):
You read my mind now, if you'll excuse me, the
fair Tater and I are off to enjoy a day
of water sport, going swimming. No adieu, ladies and gentlemen.
Sir Alan Swan, the world's greatest doctor.
Speaker 9 (41:05):
I'm not a doc, damn yo, I'm a movie stop
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You got the Big Show on already, have more chances
for you to win coming up after your news, weather
and sports.
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Good morning, Thiscious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another of sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
What's my secret?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
The truth is I can't stop my day without listening
to the Big Show with John Boy and Billy trush Me.
They're a lot funnier than Doctor Noan blofeld O.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Good talking to, loving out them face to day man.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It is Wednesday, August fourteenth, and we are working all
in the summer of twenty twenty four, ain't we.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Boys and girls.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
It is a flash, is going so fast like.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
A flower exaid. But then it's hot and.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You know it's bad.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
And then we got too much rain.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I got all kind of problems. I'm just thinking about
the yard in the weather, all right. I ain't got
time to explain everything going through my head. Maybe I
should not just keep some of.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
It, good cause we we really don't have time to
listen to it.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's been so lot, it's been like a hundred degrees
and it's sird and then with a hurricane and tropical
storm Debbie that comes through just like guns tons.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
And I thought it would cool things off, but it
just made things worse.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Money.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It just brings the humidity up started way down there
in Atlantic and just held on to it. That's a
holding in a circular pattern. I don't know if you'll
notice what it works. I know it is it is.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I see the cloud Wizard failed.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
We're turning into the insurance commercial. Our parents talking about
the weather.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Wish I had a window and look out there.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
It's raining here?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Is it raining here?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Let's say is National Day has got two of them,
National Cream Ciricle Day. Get behind that, the oranges popsicle
with the cream on this.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I tell you that's the one that you don't like.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
Oh, I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Can't believe that's the best.
Speaker 8 (02:51):
The only person I've ever met, my mom, once upon
a time, made something called an orange sickle cake.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It was like, oh it was good. That's good.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
No, okay, well you don't celebrate cream. What about National
Navajo Code Talker's Day.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
It is the contributions of the Native Americans who brought
their unique abilities to the World War II effort. So
they were code breakers or they would like make the
code where we could you know, fool the day were
out and nips.
Speaker 8 (03:23):
They were making the code so we could talk to
our troops, and I informed them.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
That's a big part of why we.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Was a big part of D Day, wasn't I go?
All right? Yeah, Data, you're right man, no cream signal,
go navajo.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
All right, we got three days in this saving up,
we'll get a first prize, back out and get that
winning beginning. Wake up, Big shows on the radio, Good morning,
big shows on a radio. Yeah, I saw some movie
about some code. No, that was a that was Jackie's
people in NASA getting us on the moon. I five
baby working the math. Let's say three oh, first prize pack,
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get that out. I'm gonna catch up with myself here
in a minute. We got a hat, T shirt, tumbler
and a twenty five dollars gas car. Oh tey, you
would you please stake it for me right quick? Let
me get some coffee?
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That's right, So we got our own website for that
Big Show Bike dot Com. All right, cool deal, Thank
you baby, I'm okay now.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Three days in the history where we're going on three categories.
Nineteen seventy nine, burglars broken to Genie Martelli's apartment in
Niagara Falls, New York and old her kitchen sink back
by sink. That's crazy. Nothing else was taking her damage.
I think he's some pranksters, know what would be funny?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah? As I move up to three.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
A massive power failure in Ohio, Michigan, and the Northeast
as well as eastern Canada left some fifty million people
without electricity for as long as two days. A lot
of people listening to the Big Show that talking about
that Debbie storm that came through without electricity. Isn't it weird?
That it can be all for two days. You'll still
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walk into a room and turn the light.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Oh sure, yeah, or open the fridge get.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Oh god, all right.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Well finally, twenty nineteen, it is raining plastic. In a
published survey, plastic was found in ninety percent of the
rain samples taken in Colorado by the US Department of
the Interior.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Man, I think my wife's been telling me that Jackie
tell about these plastic bottles, like you're not supposed to,
you know, use them forever.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
That's right, microplastics. You're consuming part of the plastic.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
The plastics are breaking down to tiny little pieces and
getting into the ocean and into the atmosphere, and.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I think that's going to be the end of US plastic.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What about my water bottle?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Yeah, you should buy one of these and refill it.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Either that's true or the metal bottle makers are spreading
good rumor.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
All right, well, there you go. There's a there's our
three categories. Now we open them up. One eight hundred
Big Show you told free Line. We play out birds next,
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Speaker 1 (07:04):
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Today's feature track for the Big Show big Box at Psyche.
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Let's play Outburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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Shoon boy Bully to give the prizes from the Big.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
Prize be.
Speaker 10 (07:48):
Let's go contested Number one. Just should really be a
lot of fun in your playing Outburst. Have the money
up and gainst time you let the little big shots.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Mark from Morristown till I see.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Shots more than Mark.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Martin.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Hello body, welcome.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
All right man, let's get you through these three categories
and get that big old Lord Tiger's prize pack headed
to you. Get your name and the half with our
Big Show custom bike. All right, Oh boy, got us
a plan uh in five seconds? Three things found in
the kitchen ready to go'din't having stove? I mark my
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three things that use electricity ready go having stove glands
mark Mark before the wind things you can sample ready, cop.
Speaker 11 (09:05):
Bert rain ice cream?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Plastic is killing us? And what do we say, oh
sample of the water?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Hey Mark, good work. Damn Barnie, you got the y'all.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Old Tiger's prize. Pack it over to you, Okay, what
is it?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Surprise package?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah? Look, I can't even get the title out. I'm
talking y'all tigers is lod are you? Tayter and Jackie?
My girls will hook you up with that, all right.
Speaker 12 (09:36):
You're gonna like it, all all right, We'll thank you, sir,
god blas you like to say to my wife Ruby
ways On and my brother from the mother, my mother,
baby Stewart and his wife He and Stewart.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
All right, mar.
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Appreciate you with yours listening to the big show.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Bottom of the hour and topp.
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Of your news right on the other side.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Right early morning, call the Reverend Billy Ray working right
in here.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio this
summer time.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
We will call coming in from the front.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
Of the road.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Whils a morning there, John boy and Billy, and good
morning to hold our beloved friends out there in radio land.
This here's a Reverend Gray Collins from the Sword of
Joshua Independent Philo Gospel Pennicoltial Assembly just off Steed Road
twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends, the atheist
is at it again. They say they don't believe in God,
(11:16):
but they get madder than a wet cat at people
who do. What's up with that?
Speaker 13 (11:23):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (11:23):
And then they come up with a watered down copy
of half the stuff that Christians do. That's how we
get messed, like the atheist Christmas and atheist praying before
the ball game. Well, now there's an atheist version of
the Ten command that's right. A pair of unbelievers just
(11:46):
wrote a book about the ethics of the ungodly called
atheist mind human heart. Ain't that just so specially? It
makes you brought her? These two fellas decided to come
up with a modernistic version of the Ten Commandments, with
all that tesky God stuff taken out of it. To
(12:08):
work up for less, they had a contest on the
innerwebs and got other online and for thels to send
in their ideas for new ten Commandments. I reckon, if
you think man is the measure of all things, a
poll on the Facebook is as good a way as
any to work up your rules for living a good life.
(12:31):
So let's take a look at some of these new
unsaved ten commandments. Number one, be open minded and willing
to alter your beliefs with new evidence, unless, of course,
the new evidence comes from the Fox News channel. We
all know they're crazy. Over All of this ain't in
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the commandment. I just that's kind of my side boy.
Number two, the scientific method is the most reliable way
of understanding the natural world unless Al Gore says something true.
If so, JAG's clothes. And there's number three. Treat others
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as you would want them to treat you, and can
reasonably expect them to want to be treated. Think about
their perspective, which is a ted worthy But atheists do
love to hear themself tall and I actually agree with
this one, probably because it's better known as the Golden Way, which,
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if I'm not mistaken, comes straight out of the Bible.
I guess that explains why thou shalt not steal that
make the atheist. Then there's this little jewel. God is
not necessary to be a good person or to live
a full and meaningful life. Well there you go. They
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finally cut to the cheese. The atheist can't reach a
hand out to their feller man without giving God the
middle finger while they're doing it. Well, there's a few others,
but you get the gius. The ten best Commandment riders
are gonna split a part of ten thousand dollars. That's
something they called Rethink Prize. I'm sure all the winners
(14:22):
is pretty tickled, although a thousand bucks seems like a
mighty cheap price for your eternal soul. For my money,
asking a much as screwed up modernistic unbelievers to make
a new Ten Commandments is kind of like asking an
eight year old kid what his bid time ought to be.
He's gonna push for something that suits him, whether it's
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ride or noted way I look at it, Leaving God
out the Ten Commandments is like leaving the chocolate out
of a Hershey bar. There ain't much left, and what's
there currently misses the point. So you enjoy that thousand dollars,
mister atheists friend, But one day, when you wake up
in Hell being smushed between two slices of bread and
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the devil's panini makers, you're wishing to repeat less talking
and way more pray ns. The Ten Commandments ain't changed
because people ain't changed. Mankind's prescription is the same because
the sickness is the same. Come here the Lord's Roadmap
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to the eternal life. This Sunday morning at eleven o'clock
am at the Sword of Joshua, Independent four Gospel Penny
Coastal Assembly, just off State Road twenty three.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
On the Fuddy Road.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
This airs a Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding them there's
time to turn, so you don't burn. John Boyn, Billy,
how that y old keep from straight upire?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio for
your Wednesday morning. Well, he's been back in the cinema
and he's brave the summer heat to come in and
fill us in on Hollywood's latest Welcome back Rabbi myron
Berg steam show.
Speaker 9 (16:31):
Owe me homies, what happening, John Boyam.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Well, I see you're wearing your summer clothes. Yeah, you
know why it's summer you bashing. I'm too old to
way that heavy wall stuff. I got this one made special. Well,
it's very sharp, it's moisture vicking.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
Don't be jealous. Drink gata aide, not hata as.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I'm guessing you went to see the biggest movie of
the summer.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Good guess since I told you that before we went
on the AA, I'm basted.
Speaker 9 (17:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
I was gonna see that Tornado movie, but the great
grandkids wanted to see Kitty Pool and Smithereen, Deadpool and Wolverine.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
Whatever you say.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
But I saw that it was raided off, so I thought, well,
I better check it out before I took the kids.
Speaker 9 (17:21):
And boy, I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I did pretty rough stuff.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Hy swear rides, I never hide before, blood and guts everywhere,
jumping through time like it was getting on a bush.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
It was mayhem. Did you like it?
Speaker 10 (17:35):
No?
Speaker 9 (17:35):
I loved it.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
I didn't know what the hell was going on, but
I had a ball.
Speaker 9 (17:43):
I can't tell you the spoilers because I don't know
what any of it meant to who those people were.
It was great.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Well you know I have to ask hours and cats.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Well, I gotta tell you.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
Kitty Pool and Smithering great together like the Odd Couple,
but with more entrails. I could have done with less
poop mouth, but the chemistry between these Tova was fantastic.
Kiddie Pool was hilarious, but my favorite was Smitherene, played
by this generation's greatest actor.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
Hugh Beaumont.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
No, that was Beaver's dad. You're thinking of Hugh Jackman.
Who not who Hugh Jackman.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
I thought that was the geezer that perved out on
all them young girls.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
That's Hugh Hefner.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
I thought that was the cowboy actor who played the
viant ipe on the TV.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
That was Hugh O'Brien.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
I thought that was the guy who played the pill
head doctor who could cure anyone.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
That was Hugh Laurie.
Speaker 9 (18:40):
I thought that was the English guy who liked hookers.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
That's Hugh Grant.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
I thought that was the guy from Minnesota that always
agreed with everything you said. That's Hugh Betcha, I thought,
I give Tata a second.
Speaker 9 (18:55):
Or I thought that was the giant duck and the diaper.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
That's baby Hugh.
Speaker 9 (19:05):
So who the hell are I thinking of?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Hugh Jackman?
Speaker 7 (19:08):
Listen, he never would have got all those girls without
that magazine.
Speaker 9 (19:12):
What a racket.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (19:14):
I'm gonna have to see something. If you want to be.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
In the magazine, what do you It wasn't old age,
It was the sex along with it that killed me.
But the way to go now the movies, Oh ten
yamackers out of five, don't take the kids. My only
complain is that they hadn't a rating and there was
no nudity none.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
What did I kill you to put some boobies aware? None?
I'd have settled for one but one.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
It ain't like Hollywood and full of trashy dames just
dying to pump that top off. But I guess they
got all the things to worry about, like hiring all
their friends and having a good time asking around.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Well, we all setting the doc there and they're waiting
for a nipple.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
I even said through the credits, a quick thinkable and
a nice hock and nothing. Well, you can all go
to hell, okay, but thanks for keeping it clean.
Speaker 9 (20:08):
Go in peace.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
Hey Tana, if you want to be on the radio,
we're gonna have to see something else.
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You sun't see it, mat Ny, it's cheaper.
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Speaker 5 (23:53):
I appreciate that you heard about the terror threats at
Taylor Swiss concert in Austria. Yeah, VI, well, there was
Authorities arrested three teams in connection with a plot to
kill hundreds in a suicide bombing at her concert. One
of the suspects had gained access to hide explosives anywhere
inside the Vienna Stadium because he was a temp higher
(24:16):
to help construct Taylor's stage.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
So, but Taylor having to cancel the concert. Being who
she is, she pulled strings to guarantee that Vienna's cable
channel o RF scheduled a free TV premiere of the
Era's Tour film from when she recruited the States. Yeah,
in the States. This week, Taylor starts her five night
residency at London's Wembley Stadium, and out of abundance of caution,
(24:44):
Swifties are not allowed to That's what her fans are called.
A lot of folks could hang out outside the stadiums.
A lot of fans that didn't have tickets would hang
outside the stadium and kind of do their own concerts
listening to her, you know, and they're not allowed to
do that now. They're not allowed to gather outside the
stadium because of you know, extra precaution.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
A lot of people that those concerts, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Many, it's very popular.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Radar Online has reported that Madonna is close to taking
Hugh Jackman Ault on a date.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
He's recently divorced.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
He was recently divorced, and Madonna, sixty five years old,
gave her personal contact number to him when he asked.
Madonna attended the European premiere of Deadpool Wolverine uh and
a source that also attended the premiere said quote, there
was definitely some playful flirting between Wolverine and Madonna. They
(25:46):
haven't taken things to the next level yet, but a
date is definitely in the work. I think that you're
hanging out around Madonna, things are gonna move pretty fast.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
I don't know if he's gonna grasp my imagination like
the Kelsey Taylor swift.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
The whole I.
Speaker 8 (26:01):
Kept thinking about your old high school girl at Hooters.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Thank you, Donna. Jordan Chiles she is a gymnast from
the Olympics, American gymnast, and she won the bronze medal.
Now the us USA gymnastics team overturned they They made
them review the tape and review the point system, and
that moved her from fourth to third. Well over the weekend,
(26:28):
the Tribunal Court of Arbitration for Sport ruled that the
original scores should stand. Therefore, a Romanian gymnast earned the
bronze and Jordan Chiles dropped two spots to fifth. On
the floor exercises, that's where she won the medal. They
demanded that she returned the medal on the Olympic committee. Now,
(26:49):
the reason why the Romanians appealed to floor exercise is
because they said that they asked for the review four
seconds after their time limit to ask for a review,
where the USA Gymnastics appealed their appeal by submitting video
evidence of Jordan's coach telling the judges to double check
their scores twice within the regulation one minute limit.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Big things, what going on?
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Not going on? And I have to give up for
pedal though also going on over at the Summer Olympics.
As we recap, they left some Yelp reviews. So in
the village Italian gold medalists to complain that there's no
air conditioning, it's hot, and the food is bad. They
also said that there isn't enough protein options, too many
vegan dishes, long cafeteria lines like awaiting thirty minutes, and
(27:37):
people are finding worms in the fish.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Well Morgan Freeman nailed it.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
They said perhaps that the silver lighting is the dating.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
So episode because they're all about to meet Lizzie Ovegans
like that. Athletes that could afford it had to bring
their own chefs in outside of the compound to go.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
So they did some good to eat something, well, they
had to have protein.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
That's pretty.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
And just the last thing about the Olympics was the
closing ceremonies. We touched on that briefly, but Tom Cruise
did surprise the audience. After our national anthem was sung
by Hr, he jumped from the stadium on a cable,
just leapt right off there if you can go back
and watch it, and they played Mission Impossibles theme while
he did that, and then he landed, went running through
(28:24):
the athletes, hopped on a motorcycle that had the Olympic
flag and drove off through the Paris streets. Then they
looked up to the video screen and there he was
hop on a plane and flying to California where he
parachuted sky and landed over by the Hollywood Signed where
he gave the flag to athletes to run it to
(28:48):
where Snoop Dogg was hanging out along with Red Hot
Chili Peppers and Billie Eilish And it was a concert
and its like we're here and that's the whole kickoff
for LA getting.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Well, No wonder Dom was hanging around here. A lot
to do there. Well, thank you very much for that
fine report. Let's get us a winner. Let's play John
Boyd Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found out in France
the most popular color for this household essential is.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Pink, which is chili pepper oilet paper.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
And Tatter's grandmother had some pinkaw Today's John boy Jeopardy.
According to culinary tradition, an authentic chef's had will have
exactly one hundred pleats. It represents the one hundred ways
to cook one of these.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Oh, what is hot?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Puppet?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
What y'all got one? Eight hundred?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Big Show you told free line. We played John Boyd Jeopardy. Next,
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Wo and now your host some of his favorite meals
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heard of Chef Boyard. He calls it port Man's olive gardener.
He's John Boy. What back Apples's I head of? Michael
out of Newport, Tennessee. Morning, Michael, good morning.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
John boy Man?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Just too blessed to be stressed as my buddy Paul
Thorne sing about.
Speaker 11 (31:09):
Yeah, Michael, Oh, he ain't good to be on this
side of dirt.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Ain't it? This is a wonderful day, sure is, Michael.
We're glad you're in here. Buddy.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
You got the first shot at this John Boy jeopardy. So,
according to culinary tradition, an authentic chef's hat will have
exactly one hundred pleats, representing the one hundred ways to
cook one of these.
Speaker 11 (31:38):
Well, John Boy, I believe I'm gonna have to go
with an egg.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I was thinking around there, so one hundred ways. Think
maybe that would be the incredible edible egg. You are right, Michael,
you can cry them, boil them.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
I'll throw them.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I like that when I was gonna get the two
eggs sunny side up, you know, like that. Let's say
I have two eggs Sonny side up, said Adam and
Eve on the raft and I said, I changed my mind.
Makes them scrambled, wreck them. One of my favorite waffle
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I really appreciate it.
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Guys.
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I'm a first time.
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Caller, all right, I get that model.
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And if I give a shout out, go ahead. First
of all, I just want to shout out to the
good Lord above forgiving me the strength and I was
a wisdom. I have each and every day to do
what I can do to please him, my wife, all
you guys, that's protecting our country. And John Boy, you
guys man. I know you guys get told all the
time that you bring happiness, but you really heal heal souls. Man,
(32:58):
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Michael.
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That is so awesome. Thank you so much, buddy. Proud
to have you as a listener.
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Man, it's got to be one, all right, my boy?
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Thank you?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Why let's jump out, catch you up on your knees
on the other side. Our time capsule this August fourteenth.
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Hang On for Life.
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Man.
Speaker 17 (34:19):
Hello as hot all my mine? Want to fight about it?
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John boyd better here hot?
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You tell me?
Speaker 5 (34:27):
Man?
Speaker 17 (34:28):
Can you get ready for to have a shirt made
for me?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Well? What we'll try? What he wanted to say?
Speaker 17 (34:33):
I wanted to say if i'd or known he is
gonna turn out like this? I how to quit less
than to him in nineteen fifty five.
Speaker 9 (34:42):
How's he going, buddy?
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No, that's what's the matter.
Speaker 17 (34:47):
The prodigal has returned.
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H Delbert's daddy's moved back here with y'all, and.
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The missus is split again, and it looks like this
time it's permanent.
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Oh I thought they got back together.
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Well they're dead, but I didn't lie. She's been running
around on him again.
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Oh man, that's time he got her.
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To admit it.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 17 (35:05):
He come home one afternoon and said, Honey, me and
the boys at work was talking. We think that New
Ups delivery man has slept with every woman on our street,
but won And she said, you know, I bet it's
that snotty missus Johnson.
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Last straw.
Speaker 17 (35:24):
Yeah, moving back into man.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Oh Man wife number six, Yeah, said he's tired of
getting married.
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I guess time he's just gonna find a woman he
don't like and buy or house.
Speaker 16 (35:33):
Yeah, what's up to all?
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Friend hasn't asked him to watch his cat while he
was out of town. He's been cat sitting allway. Called
the check in. Yesay, says Devord, how's my cat? And
Devor says, well, the cat got run over by car
and she died. Oh fellow in all the pieces.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
And he got mad.
Speaker 17 (35:53):
He said, you durned fool. Aren't you know? You don't
just work something like that out all once. You got
to prepare man for a piece of bad news like that.
When I say how's my cat, first you say, well,
she's climbed up on the roof and we can't get
her down. And then when I call the next day
and say how's the cat, you say, well, we got
(36:14):
the fire department to come get her down, but she
got scared and run out in the road and got
hit by a car. Now they took her to the vet.
We think she's gonna be all right. And then the
next day. When I call, I say, how's the cat,
and you're supposed to say something like, well, she took
a sudden turn for the worst last night and she died.
I'm real sorry. Say that way, I'd be mentally ready
(36:34):
for the bad news. Yeah, yeah, anyway, you go over
and look in on Grandma like I asked you to.
Never says yeah, he says, well is she never says, well,
she's climbed up on the roof and we can't get it.
He's a quick learner right here. When Henry Kissinger's got
(36:55):
to run to the grocery store, got another mouth to feed, now,
you know. Yeah, Well you tell him, I said, you
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Good morning.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
It's a big show on the radio coming up about
twenty minutes. Sports within a pack Man. Mark Packer joins
the big show. Well, it's always a big thrill for
us when our next guests stops by. He is a
true living legend of the Silver screen. Please welcome back, sir,
Alan Swan.
Speaker 20 (38:05):
Keep going Land dry Land can't be more than fifty
miles away. Rest if you must back, for the love
of God, Kate swimming, mister Swan.
Speaker 9 (38:16):
What deviltry is this? This boy speaks? What are you
possessed by? Speak?
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Damn?
Speaker 3 (38:23):
You is me?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
John Boy?
Speaker 9 (38:26):
Good heavens, John Boy? What are you doing in the ocean?
Speaker 6 (38:30):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You're on the big show?
Speaker 9 (38:32):
Ah, so I am.
Speaker 7 (38:34):
I must have flashed back to my time filming Pirate
Treasure of the Dry Tortugas.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Will you did a lot of those types of swashbuckling movies?
Speaker 9 (38:43):
You know?
Speaker 6 (38:43):
Or?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Are you comfortable in the water.
Speaker 9 (38:45):
As long as I don't have to drink it? Yes?
Speaker 7 (38:48):
Have you seen what fish doing it? Nasty stuff? Yes,
I'm quite a good swimmer, do it daily.
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Well where did you learn to swim?
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Oddly?
Speaker 7 (38:56):
Enough?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
The water?
Speaker 7 (38:59):
My father would throw me into the local lake. It
wasn't an easy task to learn that way. The harness
part was getting out of the sack. Well, that's called
the hard ways, indeed. But once I was well versed
in the aquatic arts, I couldn't get enough. I'd beg
my mother to let me swim in the ocean. She
would decline, the sea's too rough, there's a ripped tide
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with sharks and jellyfish. I said, but mother, you'll let
father swim in the ocean. She said, yes, but he
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You, kind of payback for the whole sack thing.
Speaker 7 (39:36):
Indeed, swimming has been very good to me. In fact,
swimming is where I met my third wife, Beryl. You see,
have you got a minute? You see, I was dating triplets.
This was back when I was at my peak stamina.
They were all vying for my affections. So I proposed
a challenge. They would race across the English Channel in
(39:57):
a breastroke competition. The winner would my bride. I had
my heart set on the blonde. The race began and
I took a boat to the shore in France. A
few hours later, Beryl the Brunette came ashore, my future wife.
Shortly thereafter, Margaret the Redhead strode from the surf. Stella
(40:17):
the Blonde was missing. We stood vigil many hours, and finally,
just as the sun was setting and we were about
to give up hope, Stella appeared. Exhausted. I ran to
her as she still held my heart. Stella, my love,
I am to wed Beryl. You told me you were
proficient in the breast stroke, she replied, gasping for breath.
I am, but I think those other two were using
(40:40):
their arms.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Oh, Marcy might want to look into something.
Speaker 7 (40:51):
You read my mind now, if you'll excuse me, the
fair Tater and I are off to enjoy a day
of water sport, going swimming. No adieu, ladies and gentlemen.
Sir Alan Swan, the world's greatest doctor.
Speaker 9 (41:05):
I'm not a doc, damn yo, I'm a movie stop
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