October 16, 2024 • 40 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we know there are tons of bad Halloween costumes out there this year - but are they really getting worse? - We’ll look back to some from years past.. - Marci has a new edition of Tatertainment News and What to Watch.. - Alan Swann stops by to tell us about a weight loss plan.. - Mark Packer recaps the chaos from the week in college football.. - We get a request for Jackie’s Boobs - um - the song that is.. - and Ike Turner will give advice to reluctant Halloween Party Swinger..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, this is Big Show. Plastic Surgeon, Doctor Holland
p Win. I fixed Jackie Twins, Randy Butt and Smarty
Marty's massive man Hooters. Next up on the John Boy
and Billy Big Show Life, Oh for John Boy shin
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extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry, but a brain transplanted
a little lot of my league. But I'll take a
whack at it.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I mean, what could it he.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Goga do do? This is the day that the Lord
hath made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it.
I got one other truism, The Lord's mercy is new
every morning.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Oh had wow.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Wednesday, October the sixteenth. They am I happy to be here?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
No, Oh Marty got little stupid nephew sometimes look cute,
They howld us hey Dada.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Well he was like in picture. Okay he's eight now?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Okay is he still wearing the winter hats?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
He but he's in the ball caps.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Kids find something to they like and lash onto it.
Well there were hats shades, Yeah, my little girls a
little high he likes he's a wild blue sunglasses.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Brings his shades everywhere.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I love it, but you gotta admit he looks fly
when he has little kid fortunes. Well, all right, well
let's celebrate here October sixteenth. Some national days. It's National
Dictionary Day. Y'all still use the dictionary. I guess it's online.
It's everywhere now, okay, Uh. That's the birthday of Noah Webster.
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By the way, National Bosses Day. You don't know how
that wears. Hey balls have a day. National Fossil Day,
promostly scientific and educational value. Fossils present to us every day.
Of course, me being up close and personal with these
megal don shark teeth that they are considered foxels so well,
(03:00):
fossils out of the ocean. Oh boy, that's my website
to Chris, my boy, Yeah, fossils dot Corler just can't
make it up. But it was around there somewhere lost
in my stack when we move studios downtown. But all right,
somebody will find that for me. National Sports Day, we
got the yay sports. It's National liqueur Day. It's a
(03:22):
fency liquor is like a liqueur.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Hard way to get drunk.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
We call it amateur juice.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well we got three days in thisster saved up, gonna
be pretty good. It'll bear in categories and we'll get
the winning beginning. Wake up Big Shows on the radio.
Good morning, and tell you got the prize pack there,
you know, you tell we're going out here. Well, let's
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All right, man, who can argue with that?
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Not me?
Speaker 6 (04:15):
My uncle used to Happy Herd the Happy Herd like
and he's a he's a bow hunter during the season.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, that's all right. I'm trying. I went to get
my phone to show you all talking to us about
about your hogs. But we killed some hogs over Happy Herd.
I gonna ask can you eat? Oh yeah, yeah, Oh
well why ain't you share it?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I mean you got like nine over the weekend, and.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
There's a that's a picture of the back of the
pick up. Look, look at them bad boys. Yeah, I mean,
I mean these are dangerous animals.
Speaker 8 (04:53):
I know.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
And they take over man, Yeah, you know, don't say
oh yeah, killing hogs. That's what they look like right there.
Taking Yeah. Man, they need you need to get rid
of the man they take over. Yeah. And the dims
grew the crop.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
They ruined a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh yeah, man, All right, now you're welcome. There you go,
Jay percent all but check out. Have you heard? So
let's look at our three days in history where we
get on categories. It was eighteen twenty nine America's first
modern hotel open in Boston. Wow, what would that feature? Man,
have some good features there, Tatum.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Oh uh, well, they opened to Boston to Tremont. Hotel
featured one hundred and seventy luxurious rooms featuring washbulls in
each room, eight bathrooms in the basement. It was the
first to have indoor plumbing, so that was kind of
a big deal. And it went for two dollars a day,
including four meals.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Wow, sun shot deal.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You can't pass it up. Nice And now you just
sound like the people who were in abudeen it. Now
move on to a category number two.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I don't know why he said.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Nineteen twenty three. The Disney brother Studio was founded by
Walter E. Disney and Roy Old Disney. The mouse came later,
all right, So that's that's not walk No, that is Walter.
He was one of the Bros. Disney. Yeah, I got you.
And finally, nineteen eighty four, history's tallest dog died at
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age nine in Milton Keynes, tallest in England.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
How do you know he was the tallest?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Look at him many life, Uh never gets old. He
was a great Dane. He was forty two inches tall.
That's at the shoulders. That's how you go hike. That's
the way you do. Horses as well, they're found out.
They weighed. He weighed two hundred and thirty eight pounds.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
That's a lot of dog defeed.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, no, I'd glad to see. My wife taught me
into following that dog around with a bag to pick
up his.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Iire one of those guys that do the elephant.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
For their I can tell you what the little green bags.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
One of the large glad trash bag look like you
used for trash clean up outside. Oh that's a big dog, y'all.
Talk about some breeds and that'll do us one eight
hundred big show you told free line across America. We
play out birds next, good more that that's a big showing.
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Al Radio worlding till your Tuesday, October the fifteenth. Oh man,
this is Wednesday, October sixteenth. Andy, what's the matter what
you do? As I've been swacking off? Man, We got
a feature track. Oh I'm looking forward to this. Acts
like Halloween Swingers party. Oh keyword Swingers. Just make sure
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you're at the Big Box, because the works at the
Big Show dot com. Oh Ma, lett to.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Win the beginning.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Upist. Let's play uppers.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy and Billy,
we give the prizes from the big Prize being.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
This should really be a lot of.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Fun when you're playing uppers. Have a hurry up and
guest time you love the best time. You have a
big shots. Let's say head of Mike from Mount Karma,
n say we have shots. Good morning, Mike, Hey buddy, welcome.
(09:06):
All right, well let's get you through these three categories.
Get that big old happy heard prize back to you.
You ready to go? Yes, give us three things you
see in a hotel room, Ready go, fastroom out, ma'am.
Give us three Disney characters, ready go.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Micky Mouse, Manny Mouse, Donald Uck and for the.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Win, the three dog breeds. Ready go. If you go, go
a chouchow and a principal fault and there you are winning.
It's like, yeah, I've big old happy heard prize back.
Come to Mount Carmel. You get you something good, buddy. Alright,
(09:53):
alright man, all right, I guess today I was looking
at the top ten bad Halloween now fish from last year.
Let's go back ten years because when at fourteen, see
what made the top did?
Speaker 5 (10:07):
This is fun and I'm glad y'all keeping up with that.
(10:43):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
That's a big show on the radio. I'm talking about
axe Hike, our feature tracking the big show. Bit box.
Got a lot of good stuff in there. Who we'll
find to go back. They go back ten years in
the bit box and let's see the word Salloween outfits.
See what the deal was? O got it right here.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
Let's do it from the temporary store where the old
wind Dixie used to be.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Here.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
They are the top ten worst selling Halloween costumes of
twenty fourteen. Number ten, Jehovah's Witness number nine, ex Crackhead
selling magazine subscriptions, Whoa Number eight, A roving gang of
Bruce Jenner's old noses.
Speaker 10 (11:30):
Oh man, all your friends can dress up like this?
Number seven, Amanda binds On Bath Salts oh number six,
Zombie Honey Booboo.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
Number five, SpongeBob.
Speaker 10 (11:46):
Costas number four, Sluttie Michael Waltrip number three, Anti American Hillbilly,
get Mo Bodine number two, Hermie the Vampire Slayer, and
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the number one worst selling Halloween costume Sluttie Terry Hanson.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
He good morning is a big join the radio with
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I'm just wearing the same cologne. Tator said it was
high karate.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
With it.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Sixty time.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
It works every time.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Let's learn it over the Bill Silvers.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Hello out there and over text underpaid radio Land, your
old friend Bill Silvers here to deliver a low blow
to the globalists. And speaking of low blow, how about
that Kamala Harris. Four years ago she couldn't steal a delegate,
and today SE's the nominee because she stole her boss's delegates,
And boom, we went from pete pads to knee pads
in the blink of an hole, left with the sad
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realization that Joe was the smart one. Remember when Hillary
Clinton was the most unlikable person in politics, and then
Kamala Harris said, hold my beers.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
This woman who no one wanted four years ago.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Has been playing solitaire in her office for the last
three and a half years, is suddenly the darling of
the Democrat Party. Go figure, Now, who in the world
would ever vote for this jabbering, cackling, clueless drone. I'm
glad you asked from the Home Office in Tim Waltz's
military medal curio cabinet. The top ten types of people
who would vote for Kamala Harris. Number ten the ignoranus,
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living life with their heads firmly up their turn tunnel.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
They don't know about her sketchy path and don't want
to know.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
They're too busy keeping up with the Kardashians. Number nine
brain dead youth. We've all seen the videos. Don't know
how many states there are, but can quote Harry Potter verbatim.
Number eight gender benders, man girls, girl, guys with a
list of pronouns longer than their job resumes. They're just
looking for someone in power to validate their psychosis, even
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if that someone is a world class dope. Number seven
the gimme, gimmey crowd, you know the type. Today you're
paying for their degree in pay for mache. Tomorrow you're
paying for some guy's boot job. Yay democracy. Number six
people fluent in Moron. These are the blessed few who
listen to her ramble and find deeper meanings and inspiration.
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They also think SpongeBob is a real person. Number five
The celebriati. The same Hollywood elites who spend your annual
income on lunch are telling you how.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Much better off you'll be after four more years of
this crap.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Number four.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
The dead go on call it a conspiracy theory, but
we all know the deceased don't vote Republicans. How do
I know they'd investigated if it ever happened?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Number three Swifties.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Taylor Swift fans are taking their marching orders from a
girl who's made a career singing about her terrible choices.
Number two the UnAmericans. You know Antifa BLM Hammas holds commies, Marxist, socialist, fascist, globalist,
New World Order knobs, Flat Earth's feminists mask Nazis, vackx fanatics,
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pedo whenies, vegans, deadbeats, rats, brats, pedos, whidos, fat guys
in speedos, Pee Diddy pooh Diddy poo Diddy, illegals, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, desperadoes, hornswagglers, mugs, plugs, thugs, timwitz, halfwits,
nitwitz vipers, snipers, cutthroats, pushwhackers, boot liquors, pig stickers, and scientologists. Wow, God,
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and the number one type of Kamala Harris bonterer, suckers.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
Well a wait you up?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
No hot well hark hot it home?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I hold I was hond God. Everyone knows that's l
list is. Let list is Let listen, My god, a
radio fast is let list's let listen.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Honey, No God, I'm coming up every you No, I know?
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Oh what.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
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Speaker 1 (17:15):
Good Mornana's a makshaw on the radio. Headed toward Halloween,
toward a big gigantic election. If y'are not registered to vote,
register to vote and vote, we got to it, man,
Maybe do an early voting in person. They say, this
is kind of the best one. I'm sure you like
to have, but I'm sure that follows you gotta do
(17:37):
it by mail. You can't make it the absentegue. You
got to make sure you're registered and then vote. All right,
See what's happening right here?
Speaker 9 (17:50):
Count Dracula is added again, saying anything to get himself
re elected. Here in North Carolina, he says he wants
a sweeping reform of state welfare law that will make
able bodied people on public assistance work to earn their benefits.
But listen to what he says back in Washington.
Speaker 11 (18:08):
I do not favor a worre get off of welfare policy.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
Count Dracula says, one thing at home and something else
back in Washington. We can't afford that kind of big
spending liberal thinking. Representing North Carolina, I do not.
Speaker 11 (18:24):
Favor a worldcre get off of welfare policy.
Speaker 9 (18:30):
Count Dracula too liberal for North Carolina. Also we hear
he drinks human blood.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Paid for by lock faircloth for Senate Committee. Good morning,
got the Big Sean the radio coming up. We'll play
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of over one hundred years. The way they cook these peanuts,
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Randon said, like I said, so blistering, blister fried for
all men. So it's so many flavors and all men.
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at this Christmas. Okay, hang on, play for it in minutes.
(19:42):
Right now, it's time for Tata Entertainment News and here's
how GARYL. Marcy Tater moreens well.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Sean did Hey Colembs appear before the judge for the
first time last week. His mom and kids showed their
support by attending to hearing. The judge agreed with the
defense for a speedy trial. They don't want it to
take any longer than it has to. It's scheduled for
May fifth of twenty twenty five, so he will be
federal inmates three seven four until until then.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Well, it's real hard to get him home. Yes, wait,
they offered, I will put an ankle monitor on him,
will pay for private security to keep an eye on him.
We'll have cops in the neighborhood. And they just were
not going for what flight risk? No, right's he got
the funds, they got the mains to hit it. He's
(20:31):
got a private airplane jet you know, and be gone yet.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
So you know, he could spend life in prison if
he is convicted of racketeering and sex trafficking charges. Right,
So this he may have had his last breath of freedom,
you know, before he was arrested and incarcerated. Prosecutors hinted
that they may file more charges against him, so he's
not done being charged.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
They also said they need three weeks to present their
case to the jury when it happens in the judge
set a deadline at the end of this year for
prosecutors to share every piece of evidence with the defense,
so they have to have their whole thing ready to
go at the end.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Is he still in a real bad prison in New
York that he was trying to get out of.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Yeah, and his biggest complaint was the food, so he
just stopped eating it. Well, that's not a good idea either,
is it.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
He'll own that now he got off that.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Yeah, what prosecutors that have is that they informed the
judge that they confiscated one hundred encrypted devices during the
raids on Diddy's mansions plus his Park Hyatt Hotel room
in New York at the time of his arrest. But
they're still in the process of unlocking all those devices
and cataloging their contents. So that's where all that's why
you've seen in the tabloids and things were celebrities or
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the rumors of celebrities and people getting real nervous and
they don't know what's.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Probably if you've been to did a party your own
to watch less who knows suspects. At least football in
the news.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
In the coming weeks, ABC will simulcast Monday night games
featuring the Kansas City Chiefs, the Dallas Cowboys, Baltimore Ravens,
and a couple of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers games. See
if this makes sense to you. NFL primetime games attract
the largest viewing audience audience. Monday night football draws an
average of thirteen million, which is second only to NBC's
(22:21):
Sunday Night Football. So the three most popular programs among
the crowd age fifty and younger are in order, Sunday
Night Football, ESPN's Monday Night Football, and ABC's college games
Saturday nights.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
That's according to the Hollywood Reporter.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
So what are they gonna do.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
They're gonna simulcast so that ABC's will push aside regular
programming to simuel cast ESPN's Monday Night Football. Okay for
certain games, not all games.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Their own, by the same deal, yeah, ESPN Okay, no big,
no big one, no big deal. At least it's not
like online streaming. It was a lot of them Thursday
Night Football. You got to go to Prime. Amazon ProMED
to watch it stream. So I don't know for everybody else,
you know, mostly.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
Yeah, hey, and for kids out there. Walt Disney World
resumed normal operations over this past weekend once the resort
completed clean up from Hurricane Milton. The park's Fort Wilderness
resorts and campground remained closed for just a little while,
but that too, has opened back up. Thank you, Hollywood Life,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
You know, it's not always all about me, Randy I
was just curious as a sports most of the time.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
It is.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, well, thank you very much for that report. I
hope it was very informative for you. It was very good.
All right, Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
a John boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question.
Speaker 8 (23:48):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
We found out during the early eighties, when this TV
show was in its heyday, the car that was driven
by the show's stars received over thirty thousand pieces of
fan mail each month.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
What is the dukes of?
Speaker 7 (24:00):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Dukesa hazard?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Like?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
All right, Today's John Boyd Jeopardy. According to Steven Tyler,
the title for Aerosmith walked this way was taken from
a line in this mel Brooks comedy. He rode up.
That was good. What y'all got one? Eight hundred Big
Show you told free line? We played John Boyd jeparty. Next,
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Good Morning, It's who Big showing the radio over to
your Wednesday home Day, October to sixteenth. Today's feature track
for Big Show Big Bob Axe like Halloween, Swingers party
search for keywords swingers, when you make sure you're the
Big Bogs at the Big Show dot Com. That's brought
you by log Tiger's Motorcycle Lawyers at Ride Bigre. I
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should have win becaus some big show motorcycle at Big
Show Bike dot Com. There right now, let's play Yells
live across America.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
It's John Boy, chaw money and now your host.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
He can't figure why any grown up would want to
go to a swingers party.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
I mean, why waste Halloween night at a playground? It's
a it's a what.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Oh now he's John Boy.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Now go.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I say, hey, the Scott out of Mooresville, North Carolina,
Race City, USA. Good morning Scott, Good morning, hey buddy.
Welcome Scott.
Speaker 9 (25:55):
So.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
According to Steven Tyler, the title for Aerosmith's Walk This
Way was taken from a line in this Mail Brooks comedy. Okay,
well let's say you say, young Frankenstein.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
You have got it, Igor.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Nice. Well, good work, Scott. You got that bird t
County Peanuts prize pack. You're gonna love it. Hey man,
Before we get into to the news, I never got
into about the Dukes of Hazzard. Yesterday's question. The general
Lee answer was a car received like thirty thousand pieces
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of fan mail each month during the Dukes of Hazzard.
You know, John Snyder Big Show, buddy. He hung out
with us for a while there, but he had a
General Lee. But anyway, let me tell you the deal.
The show used a total of two hundred and twenty
nine different Dodge Chargers as the General Lee. Of those
two hundred and ten were destroyed during the course of
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the series, so that puts about nineteen left. And then
the John wound up with one. Or he thought he
had one, right, you know he did have one. He
did have one. So all right, well, have to go
back and look what happened to that. I know you're
just putting it up for auction or something, right, all right, Okay, good,
I just want to think about that two hundred and
twenty nine General Lee's So you break that thirty thousand
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pieces of fan mail down between them, I think you
still got to be here on the Medico.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
Oh, this is the award winning John Boy and Billy
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Big Show, the South's number one ex sports.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Let's keep it going for your head on her, uncle, buddy,
What a great crowd looks like Gary Busey's family reunion
in here.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
I'll tell you that right now here he has folks.
He's not the best looking guy in the world.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
When he sits on a beach, cats try to bury
him by shine boom.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Yeah, hey, listen, I had a friend bender on the
way in here this morning. I was wild.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
I'll tell you that right now. I tagged this guy's
bumper at a stoplight. The driver gets out and he
was a dwarf. He came up to the window and
tapped on a glass. He said, I am not happy.
I said, really, which one are you?
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Drumpy? No sense of humor? He had a short fuse.
I just drew that one in there.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Well, this debt ceiling thing is wild, didn't I tell
you the Democrats running around screaming if the debt ceiling
isn't raised, the government would cease to function.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Here's a question, how could you tell.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
You have to?
Speaker 7 (29:14):
How about this guy he called off his wedding. You
hear about that? How about that he called off his wedding.
I guess he didn't want to be tied down to
the same woman for the rest of his weeks. And
you guys know some of those astronaut guys, right, I
don't mean the guy with a propeller, I mean the
real as.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Did you see that buzz Aldrin is getting a divorce.
That's wild.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
He said he needed more space. I was back at
the doctor the other day. This guy runs into the office.
He says, Doc, Doc, you have to help me. I
think I'm a dog. The doctor says, how long has
this been going on? The guy since there was a puppy. Well,
I got dragged into the technology age. Yep, I've started texting.
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Who knew that LOL meant laugh out loud? A seniors,
we got our own texting abbreviation. Now you know that
BFF best friend fell, BTW, bring the wheelchair, FWIW forgot
where I was, g G P b L gotta go
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to you louder and my favorite r O T F
L C g U rolling on the floor laughing, can't
get up. So Sheila and I we've been traveling lately.
We went to England. You gotta be careful in these
restaurants and somebody countries, especially Great Britain. You know, right
after someone over there invinced the toothbrush. They gotta work
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on the refrigerator hole warm beer. What the hell is
that they headed to you? It's like a specimen and
a glass.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
I'll say that.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
We go into this little eatery there and we're looking
at the menu, and I'm telling you right now, it's
like gerbils in a basket.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
I don't know what the hell to order. I tell them,
why that?
Speaker 7 (31:20):
Okay, give me a steak. He kind of rolls his eyes.
He says, what about the mad cow? I said, I
think she can order for herself.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
At my pal.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
Lenny Bloomquist, Oh, he went to Paris. Oh yeah, went
on and on about how beautiful the Eiffel Tower was,
all the exquisite art at the Louver, the Majesty of
Notre Dame Cathedral had a cost of beautiful French women,
on and on and on. I said, all right, enough, already,
is there anything you didn't like about France? Lenny said, well,
you know, there was one odd thing that I never
got over in France. Anything you eat, anything you drink,
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even the air that you breathe over there, it totally
cleans out your colon, and I mean really cleans you out,
I said, gee, with france like that, who needs on them? No,
that was a long way to go put on, like
staying to see the end of a laryatic cable guy
say that right now?
Speaker 4 (32:09):
All right, I'll make it up to you. This is
a classic.
Speaker 7 (32:11):
This woman she finds out that a dog is hard
of hearing it. She could hardly hear, so she took
the dog to the vet. The vet says, well, your
problem is the hair in the dog's ears. It's like
ray for it on steroid to clear it. He cleaned
both ears and bengled the dog in here. Fine vet said, listen,
keep this from happening again.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Go to the store.
Speaker 7 (32:29):
Get some of that nair hair remover, you know. Then
all she should do was rub it in the dog's
ears once a month. Everything would be fine. So she
went to the drug store and got the nar and
a pharmacist said, now, listen, if you're gonna use this
under your arms, don't use deodorant for a couple of days.
She said, none, it's not front of my arms. Farmist said, look,
if you're gonna use it on your legs, don't use
body lotion for a couple of days. She goes Look,
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it's not for my legs either, if you must know,
I'm using it on my schnaus The pharmacist says, well,
stay off your bicycle.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
For about a week. So long, everybody.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
Schnauzer, John Boy and Billy, Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Good morning, and that's a big show on the radio. Yeah,
talking about that movie My Favorite Year. You need to
check that out where you see legend Alan Swan out
there the start screens. He's looking after Allen because he's
a guest star on the sitcom. On the show like
from the sixties. It would be set something like that,
like a cal Bernett time show. Right, funny stuff. Man,
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it is awesome, great for the whole family. Jagged out
my Favorite Year. Okay, right now, hoorah, listen up. Well,
it's always a big thrill fours when our next guests
stops by. He is a true living legend of the
silver screen. Please welcome back, Sir, Alan Swan.
Speaker 7 (34:19):
Can the chatter Lieutenant fill that cannon with pastry and
keep firing until Countermandon is me. John Boy, your walk
is done here, son, save yourself before these corpulent wenches
preach the barricade.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Oh no, no, you're on the big show.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Oh good, heavens.
Speaker 7 (34:38):
I was flashing back to a film I did in
the sixties, Attack of the Full Figure Goals, directed by
Marty de Bergie. I heard of gigantic atomic age house
frows eating everything in their path.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
It was like the green room at the View.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I hadn't heard of that one.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
It was blackballed by the body positive crowd. Really one
of my best performances.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Well, you always look to be in such great shape.
Have you always been so athletic?
Speaker 6 (35:07):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Not always.
Speaker 7 (35:08):
As a young man, I was remarkably plump. I blamed
my mother.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
All that rich food.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
She was a good cook.
Speaker 7 (35:15):
No, she stole from the rich family she worked for
the rest of the neighborhood was starving while I was
budding breasts like Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
How did you beat it?
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Great question, you know, John Boyn.
Speaker 7 (35:28):
This was before everyone had the latest, greatest cure for obesity.
The methods were much more primitive, shall we say, Well,
I'd love to hear about that as you wish. There
was a chap in Middlington that had a guaranteed weight
loss plan. There were three options five quid, twenty quid,
fifty quid. Not having much disposable income, I chose the
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five quid plan. I took a shower and was shown
to a large sauna. They're sitting naked in a chair.
Was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, and she said,
if you catch me, you can make love to me.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
And now, being young, I needed no encouragement.
Speaker 7 (36:06):
I pursued her with vigor, and just as I was
about to take her in my arms, the time limit
ran out o steak spot. I had lost an incredible
ten pounds. I was sent delighted, I returned the next
day to purchase the next level plan for twenty quid.
As the day before, I took a shower and was
shown into an even bigger sauna. There I beheld a
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statuesque redhead stark naked except for a pair of high heels.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
She said, if you catch me, you can make love
to me. Lover.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Really, I assure you, my boy.
Speaker 7 (36:41):
My loins were ablaze, but even harbled by high heels,
the object of my affection was able to elude capture
before my time ran out. But this time I lost
a glance over fifteen pounds. I was sold. I returned
the next day fifty quid in hand with a steely
commitment to exceeding this time around again, I took a shower,
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was shown into an even larger sona.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
What was a woman like this time?
Speaker 8 (37:07):
Well?
Speaker 7 (37:07):
I glanced around the room, fanning the steam with my hand,
searching for the fair maiden. I was alone, at least
I was for a moment. A large panel slid aside,
and a full grown silver black Mountain gorilla stomped into
the room. He wore a sign that said if I
catch you, I can make love to you at the
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end of the story.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Not exactly.
Speaker 7 (37:33):
I was never overweight after that, and every year I
get a Christmas card from the gorillas. Indeed, now, if
you don't mind, signor Bomberchelly has arranged an assignation with
a fair maiden named Jenny Craig.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
You, dear friends, ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan, the
world's greatest actor.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
I'm not an actor, damn you, I'm a mo They stop.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 12 (38:07):
Oh I love all those fine big crown radio Man
water Winch, Cousin, Brusie, walk.
Speaker 13 (38:18):
Man, Jack, John Boy and Belly. A job boy Billy
had only two white men. Never made me more.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Whoa, I feel so bonnable your lift back, We walk
over for your lift back.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Wow, good morning, and this makes you hold the radio
(39:16):
all right with Alan Swan, you know, and talking about
that movie My favorite Year, I can't wit Tone by Man.
I got to watch that again. Taylor's never seen it
all right yet. Look at the guy who's who's ahead
of Like the TV show to where Alan Swan comes
to join, he's just basket gaze before. He's always on
the wrong outfit before the show. And it's like a
live show, you know. Everybody's like the lady in the back.
(39:38):
You'll recognize her when you see she's ironing us from close.
He's so crazy. He's like that every week he does this.
He's crazy, What am I doing in this outfit? That's
another one to lead off. It is so bunny. A
lot of people say, mine's them of me and I
don't know. Well, we said it to each other and
(39:58):
then you overheard us say, oh I heard of it
in the virus set of tires. Yeah, alright, I won't
quit talking about it. My favorite year is the name
of the movie. Okay, check it out. All right, pack man,
all right, Southern Fried football at his finest. We'll review
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
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a little lot of my league. But I'll take a
whack at it.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I mean, what could it he.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Goga do do? This is the day that the Lord
hath made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it.
I got one other truism, The Lord's mercy is new
every morning.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Oh had wow.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Wednesday, October the sixteenth. They am I happy to be here?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
No, Oh Marty got little stupid nephew sometimes look cute,
They howld us hey Dada.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Well he was like in picture. Okay he's eight now?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Okay is he still wearing the winter hats?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
He but he's in the ball caps.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Kids find something to they like and lash onto it.
Well there were hats shades, Yeah, my little girls a
little high he likes he's a wild blue sunglasses.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Brings his shades everywhere.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I love it, but you gotta admit he looks fly
when he has little kid fortunes. Well, all right, well
let's celebrate here October sixteenth. Some national days. It's National
Dictionary Day. Y'all still use the dictionary. I guess it's online.
It's everywhere now, okay, Uh. That's the birthday of Noah Webster.
(02:36):
By the way, National Bosses Day. You don't know how
that wears. Hey balls have a day. National Fossil Day,
promostly scientific and educational value. Fossils present to us every day.
Of course, me being up close and personal with these
megal don shark teeth that they are considered foxels so well,
(03:00):
fossils out of the ocean. Oh boy, that's my website
to Chris, my boy, Yeah, fossils dot Corler just can't
make it up. But it was around there somewhere lost
in my stack when we move studios downtown. But all right,
somebody will find that for me. National Sports Day, we
got the yay sports. It's National liqueur Day. It's a
(03:22):
fency liquor is like a liqueur.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Hard way to get drunk.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
We call it amateur juice.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well we got three days in thisster saved up, gonna
be pretty good. It'll bear in categories and we'll get
the winning beginning. Wake up Big Shows on the radio.
Good morning, and tell you got the prize pack there,
you know, you tell we're going out here. Well, let's
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Speaker 7 (04:12):
Not me?
Speaker 6 (04:15):
My uncle used to Happy Herd the Happy Herd like
and he's a he's a bow hunter during the season.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, that's all right. I'm trying. I went to get
my phone to show you all talking to us about
about your hogs. But we killed some hogs over Happy Herd.
I gonna ask can you eat? Oh yeah, yeah, Oh
well why ain't you share it?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I mean you got like nine over the weekend, and.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
There's a that's a picture of the back of the
pick up. Look, look at them bad boys. Yeah, I mean,
I mean these are dangerous animals.
Speaker 8 (04:53):
I know.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
And they take over man, Yeah, you know, don't say
oh yeah, killing hogs. That's what they look like right there.
Taking Yeah. Man, they need you need to get rid
of the man they take over. Yeah. And the dims
grew the crop.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
They ruined a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh yeah, man, All right, now you're welcome. There you go,
Jay percent all but check out. Have you heard? So
let's look at our three days in history where we
get on categories. It was eighteen twenty nine America's first
modern hotel open in Boston. Wow, what would that feature? Man,
have some good features there, Tatum.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Oh uh, well, they opened to Boston to Tremont. Hotel
featured one hundred and seventy luxurious rooms featuring washbulls in
each room, eight bathrooms in the basement. It was the
first to have indoor plumbing, so that was kind of
a big deal. And it went for two dollars a day,
including four meals.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Wow, sun shot deal.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You can't pass it up. Nice And now you just
sound like the people who were in abudeen it. Now
move on to a category number two.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
I don't know why he said.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Nineteen twenty three. The Disney brother Studio was founded by
Walter E. Disney and Roy Old Disney. The mouse came later,
all right, So that's that's not walk No, that is Walter.
He was one of the Bros. Disney. Yeah, I got you.
And finally, nineteen eighty four, history's tallest dog died at
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age nine in Milton Keynes, tallest in England.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
How do you know he was the tallest?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Look at him many life, Uh never gets old. He
was a great Dane. He was forty two inches tall.
That's at the shoulders. That's how you go hike. That's
the way you do. Horses as well, they're found out.
They weighed. He weighed two hundred and thirty eight pounds.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
That's a lot of dog defeed.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, no, I'd glad to see. My wife taught me
into following that dog around with a bag to pick
up his.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Iire one of those guys that do the elephant.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
For their I can tell you what the little green bags.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
One of the large glad trash bag look like you
used for trash clean up outside. Oh that's a big dog, y'all.
Talk about some breeds and that'll do us one eight
hundred big show you told free line across America. We
play out birds next, good more that that's a big showing.
(07:45):
Al Radio worlding till your Tuesday, October the fifteenth. Oh man,
this is Wednesday, October sixteenth. Andy, what's the matter what
you do? As I've been swacking off? Man, We got
a feature track. Oh I'm looking forward to this. Acts
like Halloween Swingers party. Oh keyword Swingers. Just make sure
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you're at the Big Box, because the works at the
Big Show dot com. Oh Ma, lett to.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Win the beginning.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Upist. Let's play uppers.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy and Billy,
we give the prizes from the big Prize being.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
This should really be a lot of.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Fun when you're playing uppers. Have a hurry up and
guest time you love the best time. You have a
big shots. Let's say head of Mike from Mount Karma,
n say we have shots. Good morning, Mike, Hey buddy, welcome.
(09:06):
All right, well let's get you through these three categories.
Get that big old happy heard prize back to you.
You ready to go? Yes, give us three things you
see in a hotel room, Ready go, fastroom out, ma'am.
Give us three Disney characters, ready go.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Micky Mouse, Manny Mouse, Donald Uck and for the.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Win, the three dog breeds. Ready go. If you go, go
a chouchow and a principal fault and there you are winning.
It's like, yeah, I've big old happy heard prize back.
Come to Mount Carmel. You get you something good, buddy. Alright,
(09:53):
alright man, all right, I guess today I was looking
at the top ten bad Halloween now fish from last year.
Let's go back ten years because when at fourteen, see
what made the top did?
Speaker 5 (10:07):
This is fun and I'm glad y'all keeping up with that.
(10:43):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
That's a big show on the radio. I'm talking about
axe Hike, our feature tracking the big show. Bit box.
Got a lot of good stuff in there. Who we'll
find to go back. They go back ten years in
the bit box and let's see the word Salloween outfits.
See what the deal was? O got it right here.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
Let's do it from the temporary store where the old
wind Dixie used to be.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Here.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
They are the top ten worst selling Halloween costumes of
twenty fourteen. Number ten, Jehovah's Witness number nine, ex Crackhead
selling magazine subscriptions, Whoa Number eight, A roving gang of
Bruce Jenner's old noses.
Speaker 10 (11:30):
Oh man, all your friends can dress up like this?
Number seven, Amanda binds On Bath Salts oh number six,
Zombie Honey Booboo.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
Number five, SpongeBob.
Speaker 10 (11:46):
Costas number four, Sluttie Michael Waltrip number three, Anti American Hillbilly,
get Mo Bodine number two, Hermie the Vampire Slayer, and
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the number one worst selling Halloween costume Sluttie Terry Hanson.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
He good morning is a big join the radio with
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I'm just wearing the same cologne. Tator said it was
high karate.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
With it.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
Sixty time.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
It works every time.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Let's learn it over the Bill Silvers.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Hello out there and over text underpaid radio Land, your
old friend Bill Silvers here to deliver a low blow
to the globalists. And speaking of low blow, how about
that Kamala Harris. Four years ago she couldn't steal a delegate,
and today SE's the nominee because she stole her boss's delegates,
And boom, we went from pete pads to knee pads
in the blink of an hole, left with the sad
(13:21):
realization that Joe was the smart one. Remember when Hillary
Clinton was the most unlikable person in politics, and then
Kamala Harris said, hold my beers.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
This woman who no one wanted four years ago.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Has been playing solitaire in her office for the last
three and a half years, is suddenly the darling of
the Democrat Party. Go figure, Now, who in the world
would ever vote for this jabbering, cackling, clueless drone. I'm
glad you asked from the Home Office in Tim Waltz's
military medal curio cabinet. The top ten types of people
who would vote for Kamala Harris. Number ten the ignoranus,
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living life with their heads firmly up their turn tunnel.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
They don't know about her sketchy path and don't want
to know.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
They're too busy keeping up with the Kardashians. Number nine
brain dead youth. We've all seen the videos. Don't know
how many states there are, but can quote Harry Potter verbatim.
Number eight gender benders, man girls, girl, guys with a
list of pronouns longer than their job resumes. They're just
looking for someone in power to validate their psychosis, even
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if that someone is a world class dope. Number seven
the gimme, gimmey crowd, you know the type. Today you're
paying for their degree in pay for mache. Tomorrow you're
paying for some guy's boot job. Yay democracy. Number six
people fluent in Moron. These are the blessed few who
listen to her ramble and find deeper meanings and inspiration.
(14:49):
They also think SpongeBob is a real person. Number five
The celebriati. The same Hollywood elites who spend your annual
income on lunch are telling you how.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Much better off you'll be after four more years of
this crap.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Number four.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
The dead go on call it a conspiracy theory, but
we all know the deceased don't vote Republicans. How do
I know they'd investigated if it ever happened?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Number three Swifties.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Taylor Swift fans are taking their marching orders from a
girl who's made a career singing about her terrible choices.
Number two the UnAmericans. You know Antifa BLM Hammas holds commies, Marxist, socialist, fascist, globalist,
New World Order knobs, Flat Earth's feminists mask Nazis, vackx fanatics,
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pedo whenies, vegans, deadbeats, rats, brats, pedos, whidos, fat guys
in speedos, Pee Diddy pooh Diddy poo Diddy, illegals, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, desperadoes, hornswagglers, mugs, plugs, thugs, timwitz, halfwits,
nitwitz vipers, snipers, cutthroats, pushwhackers, boot liquors, pig stickers, and scientologists. Wow, God,
(16:04):
and the number one type of Kamala Harris bonterer, suckers.
Speaker 8 (16:11):
Well a wait you up?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
No hot well hark hot it home?
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I hold I was hond God. Everyone knows that's l
list is. Let list is Let listen, My god, a
radio fast is let list's let listen.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Honey, No God, I'm coming up every you No, I know?
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Oh what.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
M n.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Good Mornana's a makshaw on the radio. Headed toward Halloween,
toward a big gigantic election. If y'are not registered to vote,
register to vote and vote, we got to it, man,
Maybe do an early voting in person. They say, this
is kind of the best one. I'm sure you like
to have, but I'm sure that follows you gotta do
(17:37):
it by mail. You can't make it the absentegue. You
got to make sure you're registered and then vote. All right,
See what's happening right here?
Speaker 9 (17:50):
Count Dracula is added again, saying anything to get himself
re elected. Here in North Carolina, he says he wants
a sweeping reform of state welfare law that will make
able bodied people on public assistance work to earn their benefits.
But listen to what he says back in Washington.
Speaker 11 (18:08):
I do not favor a worre get off of welfare policy.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
Count Dracula says, one thing at home and something else
back in Washington. We can't afford that kind of big
spending liberal thinking. Representing North Carolina, I do not.
Speaker 11 (18:24):
Favor a worldcre get off of welfare policy.
Speaker 9 (18:30):
Count Dracula too liberal for North Carolina. Also we hear
he drinks human blood.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
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(19:42):
Right now, it's time for Tata Entertainment News and here's
how GARYL. Marcy Tater moreens well.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Sean did Hey Colembs appear before the judge for the
first time last week. His mom and kids showed their
support by attending to hearing. The judge agreed with the
defense for a speedy trial. They don't want it to
take any longer than it has to. It's scheduled for
May fifth of twenty twenty five, so he will be
federal inmates three seven four until until then.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Well, it's real hard to get him home. Yes, wait,
they offered, I will put an ankle monitor on him,
will pay for private security to keep an eye on him.
We'll have cops in the neighborhood. And they just were
not going for what flight risk? No, right's he got
the funds, they got the mains to hit it. He's
(20:31):
got a private airplane jet you know, and be gone yet.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
So you know, he could spend life in prison if
he is convicted of racketeering and sex trafficking charges. Right,
So this he may have had his last breath of freedom,
you know, before he was arrested and incarcerated. Prosecutors hinted
that they may file more charges against him, so he's
not done being charged.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
They also said they need three weeks to present their
case to the jury when it happens in the judge
set a deadline at the end of this year for
prosecutors to share every piece of evidence with the defense,
so they have to have their whole thing ready to
go at the end.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Is he still in a real bad prison in New
York that he was trying to get out of.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Yeah, and his biggest complaint was the food, so he
just stopped eating it. Well, that's not a good idea either,
is it.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
He'll own that now he got off that.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Yeah, what prosecutors that have is that they informed the
judge that they confiscated one hundred encrypted devices during the
raids on Diddy's mansions plus his Park Hyatt Hotel room
in New York at the time of his arrest. But
they're still in the process of unlocking all those devices
and cataloging their contents. So that's where all that's why
you've seen in the tabloids and things were celebrities or
(21:46):
the rumors of celebrities and people getting real nervous and
they don't know what's.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Probably if you've been to did a party your own
to watch less who knows suspects. At least football in
the news.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
In the coming weeks, ABC will simulcast Monday night games
featuring the Kansas City Chiefs, the Dallas Cowboys, Baltimore Ravens,
and a couple of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers games. See
if this makes sense to you. NFL primetime games attract
the largest viewing audience audience. Monday night football draws an
average of thirteen million, which is second only to NBC's
(22:21):
Sunday Night Football. So the three most popular programs among
the crowd age fifty and younger are in order, Sunday
Night Football, ESPN's Monday Night Football, and ABC's college games
Saturday nights.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
That's according to the Hollywood Reporter.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
So what are they gonna do.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
They're gonna simulcast so that ABC's will push aside regular
programming to simuel cast ESPN's Monday Night Football. Okay for
certain games, not all games.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Their own, by the same deal, yeah, ESPN Okay, no big,
no big one, no big deal. At least it's not
like online streaming. It was a lot of them Thursday
Night Football. You got to go to Prime. Amazon ProMED
to watch it stream. So I don't know for everybody else,
you know, mostly.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
Yeah, hey, and for kids out there. Walt Disney World
resumed normal operations over this past weekend once the resort
completed clean up from Hurricane Milton. The park's Fort Wilderness
resorts and campground remained closed for just a little while,
but that too, has opened back up. Thank you, Hollywood Life,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
You know, it's not always all about me, Randy I
was just curious as a sports most of the time.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
It is.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, well, thank you very much for that report. I
hope it was very informative for you. It was very good.
All right, Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
a John boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question.
Speaker 8 (23:48):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
We found out during the early eighties, when this TV
show was in its heyday, the car that was driven
by the show's stars received over thirty thousand pieces of
fan mail each month.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
What is the dukes of?
Speaker 7 (24:00):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Dukesa hazard?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Like?
Speaker 1 (24:05):
All right, Today's John Boyd Jeopardy. According to Steven Tyler,
the title for Aerosmith walked this way was taken from
a line in this mel Brooks comedy. He rode up.
That was good. What y'all got one? Eight hundred Big
Show you told free line? We played John Boyd jeparty. Next,
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Speaker 4 (25:24):
It's John Boy, chaw money and now your host.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
He can't figure why any grown up would want to
go to a swingers party.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
I mean, why waste Halloween night at a playground? It's
a it's a what.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Oh now he's John Boy.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Now go.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I say, hey, the Scott out of Mooresville, North Carolina,
Race City, USA. Good morning Scott, Good morning, hey buddy.
Welcome Scott.
Speaker 9 (25:55):
So.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
According to Steven Tyler, the title for Aerosmith's Walk This
Way was taken from a line in this Mail Brooks comedy. Okay,
well let's say you say, young Frankenstein.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
You have got it, Igor.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Nice. Well, good work, Scott. You got that bird t
County Peanuts prize pack. You're gonna love it. Hey man,
Before we get into to the news, I never got
into about the Dukes of Hazzard. Yesterday's question. The general
Lee answer was a car received like thirty thousand pieces
(26:41):
of fan mail each month during the Dukes of Hazzard.
You know, John Snyder Big Show, buddy. He hung out
with us for a while there, but he had a
General Lee. But anyway, let me tell you the deal.
The show used a total of two hundred and twenty
nine different Dodge Chargers as the General Lee. Of those
two hundred and ten were destroyed during the course of
(27:03):
the series, so that puts about nineteen left. And then
the John wound up with one. Or he thought he
had one, right, you know he did have one. He
did have one. So all right, well, have to go
back and look what happened to that. I know you're
just putting it up for auction or something, right, all right, Okay, good,
I just want to think about that two hundred and
twenty nine General Lee's So you break that thirty thousand
(27:25):
pieces of fan mail down between them, I think you
still got to be here on the Medico.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
Oh, this is the award winning John Boy and Billy
(28:05):
Big Show, the South's number one ex sports.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Let's keep it going for your head on her, uncle, buddy,
What a great crowd looks like Gary Busey's family reunion
in here.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
I'll tell you that right now here he has folks.
He's not the best looking guy in the world.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
When he sits on a beach, cats try to bury
him by shine boom.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Yeah, hey, listen, I had a friend bender on the
way in here this morning. I was wild.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
I'll tell you that right now. I tagged this guy's
bumper at a stoplight. The driver gets out and he
was a dwarf. He came up to the window and
tapped on a glass. He said, I am not happy.
I said, really, which one are you?
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Drumpy? No sense of humor? He had a short fuse.
I just drew that one in there.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Well, this debt ceiling thing is wild, didn't I tell
you the Democrats running around screaming if the debt ceiling
isn't raised, the government would cease to function.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Here's a question, how could you tell.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
You have to?
Speaker 7 (29:14):
How about this guy he called off his wedding. You
hear about that? How about that he called off his wedding.
I guess he didn't want to be tied down to
the same woman for the rest of his weeks. And
you guys know some of those astronaut guys, right, I
don't mean the guy with a propeller, I mean the
real as.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Did you see that buzz Aldrin is getting a divorce.
That's wild.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
He said he needed more space. I was back at
the doctor the other day. This guy runs into the office.
He says, Doc, Doc, you have to help me. I
think I'm a dog. The doctor says, how long has
this been going on? The guy since there was a puppy. Well,
I got dragged into the technology age. Yep, I've started texting.
(29:54):
Who knew that LOL meant laugh out loud? A seniors,
we got our own texting abbreviation. Now you know that
BFF best friend fell, BTW, bring the wheelchair, FWIW forgot
where I was, g G P b L gotta go
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pace maker, battery law g h A got hemorrhoids again,
L M D O laughing my dentures out d A
M H A dog ate my hearing aid T l
DF talk later depends full T T Y L talk
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to you louder and my favorite r O T F
L C g U rolling on the floor laughing, can't
get up. So Sheila and I we've been traveling lately.
We went to England. You gotta be careful in these
restaurants and somebody countries, especially Great Britain. You know, right
after someone over there invinced the toothbrush. They gotta work
(31:04):
on the refrigerator hole warm beer. What the hell is
that they headed to you? It's like a specimen and
a glass.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
I'll say that.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
We go into this little eatery there and we're looking
at the menu, and I'm telling you right now, it's
like gerbils in a basket.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
I don't know what the hell to order. I tell them,
why that?
Speaker 7 (31:20):
Okay, give me a steak. He kind of rolls his eyes.
He says, what about the mad cow? I said, I
think she can order for herself.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
At my pal.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
Lenny Bloomquist, Oh, he went to Paris. Oh yeah, went
on and on about how beautiful the Eiffel Tower was,
all the exquisite art at the Louver, the Majesty of
Notre Dame Cathedral had a cost of beautiful French women,
on and on and on. I said, all right, enough, already,
is there anything you didn't like about France? Lenny said, well,
you know, there was one odd thing that I never
got over in France. Anything you eat, anything you drink,
(31:52):
even the air that you breathe over there, it totally
cleans out your colon, and I mean really cleans you out,
I said, gee, with france like that, who needs on them? No,
that was a long way to go put on, like
staying to see the end of a laryatic cable guy
say that right now?
Speaker 4 (32:09):
All right, I'll make it up to you. This is
a classic.
Speaker 7 (32:11):
This woman she finds out that a dog is hard
of hearing it. She could hardly hear, so she took
the dog to the vet. The vet says, well, your
problem is the hair in the dog's ears. It's like
ray for it on steroid to clear it. He cleaned
both ears and bengled the dog in here. Fine vet said, listen,
keep this from happening again.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Go to the store.
Speaker 7 (32:29):
Get some of that nair hair remover, you know. Then
all she should do was rub it in the dog's
ears once a month. Everything would be fine. So she
went to the drug store and got the nar and
a pharmacist said, now, listen, if you're gonna use this
under your arms, don't use deodorant for a couple of days.
She said, none, it's not front of my arms. Farmist said, look,
if you're gonna use it on your legs, don't use
body lotion for a couple of days. She goes Look,
(32:50):
it's not for my legs either, if you must know,
I'm using it on my schnaus The pharmacist says, well,
stay off your bicycle.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
For about a week. So long, everybody.
Speaker 8 (33:05):
Schnauzer, John Boy and Billy, Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Good morning, and that's a big show on the radio. Yeah,
talking about that movie My Favorite Year. You need to
check that out where you see legend Alan Swan out
there the start screens. He's looking after Allen because he's
a guest star on the sitcom. On the show like
from the sixties. It would be set something like that,
like a cal Bernett time show. Right, funny stuff. Man,
(33:58):
it is awesome, great for the whole family. Jagged out
my Favorite Year. Okay, right now, hoorah, listen up. Well,
it's always a big thrill fours when our next guests
stops by. He is a true living legend of the
silver screen. Please welcome back, Sir, Alan Swan.
Speaker 7 (34:19):
Can the chatter Lieutenant fill that cannon with pastry and
keep firing until Countermandon is me. John Boy, your walk
is done here, son, save yourself before these corpulent wenches
preach the barricade.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Oh no, no, you're on the big show.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Oh good, heavens.
Speaker 7 (34:38):
I was flashing back to a film I did in
the sixties, Attack of the Full Figure Goals, directed by
Marty de Bergie. I heard of gigantic atomic age house
frows eating everything in their path.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
It was like the green room at the View.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I hadn't heard of that one.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
It was blackballed by the body positive crowd. Really one
of my best performances.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Well, you always look to be in such great shape.
Have you always been so athletic?
Speaker 6 (35:07):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Not always.
Speaker 7 (35:08):
As a young man, I was remarkably plump. I blamed
my mother.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
All that rich food.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
She was a good cook.
Speaker 7 (35:15):
No, she stole from the rich family she worked for
the rest of the neighborhood was starving while I was
budding breasts like Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
How did you beat it?
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Great question, you know, John Boyn.
Speaker 7 (35:28):
This was before everyone had the latest, greatest cure for obesity.
The methods were much more primitive, shall we say, Well,
I'd love to hear about that as you wish. There
was a chap in Middlington that had a guaranteed weight
loss plan. There were three options five quid, twenty quid,
fifty quid. Not having much disposable income, I chose the
(35:49):
five quid plan. I took a shower and was shown
to a large sauna. They're sitting naked in a chair.
Was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, and she said,
if you catch me, you can make love to me.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
And now, being young, I needed no encouragement.
Speaker 7 (36:06):
I pursued her with vigor, and just as I was
about to take her in my arms, the time limit
ran out o steak spot. I had lost an incredible
ten pounds. I was sent delighted, I returned the next
day to purchase the next level plan for twenty quid.
As the day before, I took a shower and was
shown into an even bigger sauna. There I beheld a
(36:29):
statuesque redhead stark naked except for a pair of high heels.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
She said, if you catch me, you can make love
to me. Lover.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Really, I assure you, my boy.
Speaker 7 (36:41):
My loins were ablaze, but even harbled by high heels,
the object of my affection was able to elude capture
before my time ran out. But this time I lost
a glance over fifteen pounds. I was sold. I returned
the next day fifty quid in hand with a steely
commitment to exceeding this time around again, I took a shower,
(37:03):
was shown into an even larger sona.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
What was a woman like this time?
Speaker 8 (37:07):
Well?
Speaker 7 (37:07):
I glanced around the room, fanning the steam with my hand,
searching for the fair maiden. I was alone, at least
I was for a moment. A large panel slid aside,
and a full grown silver black Mountain gorilla stomped into
the room. He wore a sign that said if I
catch you, I can make love to you at the
(37:31):
end of the story.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Not exactly.
Speaker 7 (37:33):
I was never overweight after that, and every year I
get a Christmas card from the gorillas. Indeed, now, if
you don't mind, signor Bomberchelly has arranged an assignation with
a fair maiden named Jenny Craig.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
You, dear friends, ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan, the
world's greatest actor.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
I'm not an actor, damn you, I'm a mo They stop.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 12 (38:07):
Oh I love all those fine big crown radio Man
water Winch, Cousin, Brusie, walk.
Speaker 13 (38:18):
Man, Jack, John Boy and Belly. A job boy Billy
had only two white men. Never made me more.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Whoa, I feel so bonnable your lift back, We walk
over for your lift back.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Wow, good morning, and this makes you hold the radio
(39:16):
all right with Alan Swan, you know, and talking about
that movie My favorite Year, I can't wit Tone by Man.
I got to watch that again. Taylor's never seen it
all right yet. Look at the guy who's who's ahead
of Like the TV show to where Alan Swan comes
to join, he's just basket gaze before. He's always on
the wrong outfit before the show. And it's like a
live show, you know. Everybody's like the lady in the back.
(39:38):
You'll recognize her when you see she's ironing us from close.
He's so crazy. He's like that every week he does this.
He's crazy, What am I doing in this outfit? That's
another one to lead off. It is so bunny. A
lot of people say, mine's them of me and I
don't know. Well, we said it to each other and
(39:58):
then you overheard us say, oh I heard of it
in the virus set of tires. Yeah, alright, I won't
quit talking about it. My favorite year is the name
of the movie. Okay, check it out. All right, pack man,
all right, Southern Fried football at his finest. We'll review
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the weekend, look forward. He's all up. Next, Good morning,
Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we play Beating
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