July 17, 2024 • 42 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Hoyt and the Junior Nation Band sing The Ballad of Astronerd.. - Tater gets us up to speed on the celebrity beat with Tatertainment News.. - Ask Ike has some career advice for meeting women.. - Mark Packer checks in for an update on what he calls, “talking season” in college sports.. - Porky Pig and Elmer Fudd scrub off, “To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before”.. - and we’ll wrap up with a call from the Mayor of Dismal Seepage..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning everybody. The Big Show is on the radio. Hangout.
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer stuff. I have one
line I tucket. Thank god I can write down old
my bees.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'm the dump boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Can doodle doo oven at him. It is July seventeenth.
Is hot were We are never out there, not every one.
That's how where I am. How you are? Huh.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
But we'll get some national days I tell you all about.
Let's start off with National Yellow Pig Day. It's one
of them math equations. I see you every year, and
I still hadn't understood it.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I was gonna be concerned. I was like, yeah, some
number seventeen. It's got something to do with it.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
There's a yellow pig. I don't know, I tell you,
but it would just tick you off. That's why I
never learned it. I guess there's years, all right. So
it's National Lottery Day. I think about the late great
James Gregory never won that lottery. Yeah no, not for
the lack of tried.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
No. Uh.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
It is National hot Dog Day. I immediately think about
Tom Sorenson. I wonder if he's gonna protest National Hot
Dog Day since Nathan's hot dog inning didn't let us,
he wrote, Joey Chestnut participate this year.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
You know it wasn't letdown. I washed it too, did
you not?
Speaker 6 (02:20):
And as much as we make fun of convenience store
hot dogs, the number one cellar of hot dogs in
the United States eleven, that's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
We learned stuff on John Boys.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
It's National Peach ice Cream Day, all right, I'm gonna
get you on Nanaville Highway seventy four. Uh, the south side,
on the north side of the p D River is
some good, old homemade peach ice cream.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Is that a right?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
No, it's just you stay on seventy four. When you
cross the mighty p D. You can tell whether we've
had rain or not with the rocks. As a rocky
river boat landed down, there were Pokey's car caught on fire.
Oh you did watch another short at the peach ice
cream Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well right there. It's not as good, I'm sure, but
Chick fil A peach milkshake, you're good to go.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Okay, Yeah, well we'll check that out. Dan If you're
not crossing the mighty PD you know. And finally, it's
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Speaker 1 (03:24):
Today. We just getting started. Look to Yellow Pig.
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Meanwhile, here in nineteen ninety four, Haunk Hogan beats the
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eight sixteen time world champions are twenty eighteen. The oldest
food discovery, scientists found evidence of bread, which was made
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from wild grains, was discovered by archaeologists from the dig
fourteen thousand years old in the Black Desert, Okay, move
up to twenty nineteen. An irrigation canal says some collapse
near Fort Laramie, Wyoming was resulted in parching one or
two thousand acres of farmland across Nebraska and Wyoming.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Lot.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
That's tough out there, man went out hung out Sheridan,
Wyoming there with little buddy like that. That's the main
thing out there.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
You gotta gotta have water on your Lmbwe that movies
and old stories about fighting for land. That's going out here.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You need that water. Ya. Wow, man, it was like
the wild West.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
They got well water out there.
Speaker 9 (05:18):
Is that the that's the source?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Deep enough? You's got to me. We'll talk later about that.
I'm sorry, yes, A right. So we got our three categores.
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We're ready to play one eight hundred big show you
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We'll watch it.
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We play that.
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Good morning.
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Comy right now?
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Did that win?
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And bugain Outburst? Let's play Outburst. It's the game that
anyone can win. John Boy and Billy we give the
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Win you're playing Outburst. Have a hurry up and guest
time you love the best time you love a big shots.
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Let's say, hey, a Sunday from Playton.
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North Carolina.
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We have shots.
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Good morning Sunday.
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Hello, how are you hey?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
We're all good, welcome in here.
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Let's get you through these three categories, and I think
you we can get that waffle House prize back to you.
Sandy You ready, yes, sir? In five seconds. Three legendary
wrestlers ready.
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To go, Rick Clair, Hulk, Hougan and Dusty Road.
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All right, Dusty, and now we need three kinds of
bread ready to go.
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I've got holy, multi grain and white.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Why be all right?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And for the wind. Three things that need water to survive.
Ready to go?
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Sandy, We'll get the waffle house price back to you
over in Clayton. Glad you won this morning.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I have a question for you right what you got?
Speaker 14 (08:02):
I want to know why I can't find any John
Boy and Billy lemonade?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Lemonade man? We had that last summer there, Remember we
had that.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I know my kids, my grandkids and I love it
and we can't earned it.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
All right, Well, Jackie let her know where to find
something and didn't let me know because I was kind
of like something I already know.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
It's at your house?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Is any we're going to hook you up? Baby? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Please?
Speaker 15 (08:27):
I want to get something.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Any we want you to have lemonade? They screwed us
on that deal.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
You were gonna say it?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Sendy's about half hot?
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I got the big sha on the radio. Some comedians
on early we didn't wait still looking for me? Had
astro heard yesternough?
Speaker 7 (09:30):
How about a.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Song out a word hoarding the Junior Nation.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Band about the air quote comedian hit it hey perverts?
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Well, I scrubbed off another gooding over the weekend, and
when I got through with that. I recorded a new song.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
But I'm uh huh.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I'd give you the wares and wy fors about my
inspirations and whatnot, but this and here pretty much speaks
for itself. Keep them straight up, thar hoy, let's listen.
Speaker 16 (10:11):
Well.
Speaker 13 (10:12):
I wake up in the morning, stumbled out of bed,
Fire up the coffee pot, try to clear my head.
Speaker 9 (10:27):
Tune in the.
Speaker 13 (10:28):
Bit, sure to get the latest word, just in time
to hear him picking on a boy named Astro Nurse
old nurse blump, eat up bout a strong to me,
But the stuff.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
He talks about don't make the lick of sense to me.
Speaker 13 (10:53):
He's got a big fruck teller on the top of
his head, and when he starts talking space you'll wish
that you did. Don't talk too long on Astro Nerd.
Astro Nerd, you've got the weirdest ruff I think I
(11:18):
ever heard.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
People say he's uslessen them.
Speaker 13 (11:24):
People have point, because Astro Nerd is the weirdest sucker
to ever hit the joint.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Old Hermi sadd Nerd don't like.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Him a bit.
Speaker 13 (11:49):
When Nerds starts talking hermy tries to make quin.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
It's a big destruction. When it's time for the racing news.
Speaker 13 (12:03):
Makes Hermie hit up ray for for a morning shot
a boot. Leave me alone, astro Nerd, astro Nerd, you
talk the weirdest crap.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
I think I ever heard people say he's a nut job,
And they.
Speaker 13 (12:26):
Might just have a point, because astro Nerd.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Is the weirdest sucker ever hit the joint.
Speaker 13 (12:38):
One deal, astro Nerd will up and despar and I
recognize just the thing that all Hermie walsted here. They'll
never be another Nerd to take his place. When that
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fly and sauce she takes him back to out of space.
Leave me alone, astro Nerd, astro Nerd, you talk the
weirdest cramp.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
I think I ver heard.
Speaker 13 (13:19):
People say he must have got dropped on his head
and burst, because astro Nerd is the weirdest sucker ever
walked the earth.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Hey, did I miss something?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Wednesday morning? Gotta make John the radio in this call.
Speaker 11 (14:25):
Hello, Well, good morning Nerd, John Boy and Billy, and
good morning to hold our beloved friends out there in
radio land. And here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from
the short of Joshua Independent Full Gospel of PENNYCOSI Assembly
just to Steed Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well,
it's summertime again. As usual, today's so called modern parents
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has left their young uns home to fenn for theirself.
Mama can't stay home with little Bobby and Sissy like
the Bible says. She's got to put on her little
pant suit and parraid herself off to work because her
and Daddy need to pay for them two cars and
that satellite dish and the liquor cabinet full of alkyhol
(15:07):
in the rumpus room, or his folks calls it nowadays,
just trying to make hims meat. Oh but don't feel guilty, mama.
The kids will be all right. They got a built
in babysitter there in the rumpus room the forty inch
high defamation fat screen TVs. While they can soak up
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some life lessons from the loudmouth Italian drunkards on the
New Jersey Shore Program, or they can get the latest
news from Whoopy Goldstein and her cow shaped covet of
man hating laducers on the Few, and for fun, they
go watch old Maury Popovich do a blood test to
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find out which one of the tattooed Horrormongers is the
father of the bastard child of the day. I tell
you what mess like that going on in their head.
It ain't no wonder. Half the youngins in America's on
some kind of prescription dope. Trying to straighten them out.
That's our answer for everything nowadays. Appeal for this, Appeal
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for that friends at aver one kind of peal. It'll
straighten down to younger And that's the gospill, which is
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little grocery gobblers up and bring them on down to
This year's X Street air minded edition of The Sword
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only style. He'll make a powerful impression on the kiddies
through their heart if he can on the back of
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they get mouthy on him. Missus Feller ain't a bit
scared to apply the Board of Education to the seat
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That's yours to key Well Pitcher. That sounds good, but
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you're young uns have too A community outreach of the
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off Steet Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. This
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time to turn so you don't burn? John Boyd and
Billy look ye old, keep them straight up fire.
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Good morning.
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You got the big show on the radio. More chances
you to win coming up after your news weathers lords home.
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I have no home, hunted, despised, living like an animal.
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The jungle is my home.
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Oh.
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I will show the world that I am its master.
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two John boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Good morning, A big show on the radio. What it
was yesterday morning?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
By this time was talking about Travis Kelsey's girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Was her name?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Oh yeah, Taylor Taylor, Yeah, Taylor Swis.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Relays now went right to number one, added to her billions.
You know, we got to pick on her a little bit,
but she fur the slip.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
She got this one, yeah yeah, and surround herself with
good people, well her family and then the team with that.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
You know, I was saying that, So so artists started
doing I mean been doing the same thing conic because
I was telling about some Dwight yoakams. They went back
and re recorded so to get the money out of
the record company's hands and get it to the artists.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
And that was the Taylor.
Speaker 9 (20:50):
Well, what happened hers kind of hit in twenty nineteen
because she left her original label, which was Big Machine,
and went to Republic Records. So the CEO of Big
Machine goes okay and sold her Masters to a like
a group like investors.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Yeah, well actually he sent it. He sold it to Scott.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
Brounze or Scooter Bronze Company. And Scooter is a manager
of like Ariana Grande Justin Bieber, so he's in the biz.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
So now they own that.
Speaker 9 (21:19):
So then she was invited to the American Music Awards
in twenty nineteen because they wanted to give her Artists
of the Decade Award. Well, she planned on performing a
medley of her hits you know from those six albums
that she did with Big Machine, and the guys were
controlling it and said, no, you're not allowed to do that.
So they were telling her, no, you can't play the
music and sing the songs that you wrote. Yes and
(21:41):
A Think and so then she also at the time
that's when that Netflix documentary was coming out where they
had been following her around the same guys, Scooter Braun
was saying, you can't have any of your music in that,
and you can't have any of the footage because they
said that would be all like re recording if you
if it got put out there like that, if you
perform that during the American Music.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Awards, and that's not in the deal.
Speaker 9 (22:03):
So you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
So she had to wait.
Speaker 9 (22:05):
She went to battle with them, and she now has
been re releasing, remastering, owning these masters that she did
from her first six albums and she's been having to
space them out because of regality stuff. Over my Head
and Reputation was her sixth album with that and should
be released later this year. She's kind of covered up
(22:25):
with a big world tour and everything and putting out
a new album. So that's kind of the deal where
she was smart enough and goes all right, fine, and
when she's re releasing these or she's you know, remastering them,
she's putting in new stuff from the vault. I mean,
the woman's always writing, Yeah, she's in bonus stuff and
(22:47):
was so all of her Swifties are like yeah, and
they're going to support her anyway, and they're going to
go and it's labeled like that Taylor's version for all
the digital ways of being able to download the music
by the music from her site.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
So yeah, I'm impressed with you. That was awesome. So
let's see how long it lasts cause t Entertainment News
is up now. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
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Hang on win some in minutes. Right now, it's time
for Tater Taman News.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Here's our girl, Tater. Hello, Hello, hello, hey.
Speaker 9 (24:12):
Starting off with some sad news, but that's life, right.
We have some celebrities that passed away. Shelley Duvall, the
actress from The Shining and from played Olive Oil and Popeye.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Oh pope, Yeah, she was not doing very well later
in life. Show business took it all from well.
Speaker 9 (24:28):
She also had diabetes and that they say that was
the cause of her death, complications from that. She was
seventy five years old. Richard Simmons, fitness guru you may
have heard me, passed away. He had just had his birthday,
his seventy sixth birthday. TMZ reported that police responded to
his home in La. The housekeeper had discovered Richard and
(24:51):
they pronounced him dead at the scene. No foul plays
is suspected. Sorry, I'll get that up. Suspected, but to
police say that he did take a fall at his
home the night before, so maybe speaking out a term,
they think that might have played a role in it,
because it was fine the night before.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
When we first saw that, my wife said, you know,
not many people can say Richard Simmons bit them.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
No, no, not many. Well as far as we know.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Here to talk about it, but probably while not on
the radio, set me apart, provoke people.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
That's what it is, and it was on my gut.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
He always focuses on the fat part of that.
Speaker 8 (25:33):
Point, made right, It was all right.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
I also need to pay some respects to Shannon Doherty.
She was only fifty three years old, passed away from
breast cancer. You may remember her from nine o two
one oh the movie Heathers. She was in a lot
of things as a kid actress who you would recognize
her from, So that one was a little disturbing just
because of her age and because of the disease and
doctor ruth Less Timeless was ninety sixty. All the winds
(26:05):
passed away. She passed away last week and she's best
known new kids out there for teaching America how to
talk frankly about sex and sexuality. We were all buttoned
up before, and.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I think it was her lovely voice and accent. Well,
I mean her appearance.
Speaker 9 (26:22):
She was four foot seven and uh, you know had
been you know, yeah, she'd been married three times. So
she told what I'm saying, you must.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
Talk about this sex.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
Wow Aleix Oh God, Alec Baldwin is breathing a sigh relief.
The judge dismissed his manslaughter trial. So she said that
the prosecutors concede key concealed key evidence from his defense lawyers.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
I need one.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I'm glad his attorney's presented it a little bit.
Speaker 9 (26:59):
I would make an excellent trial judge, judge attorney. So,
based on this new development, the convicted armorer Armorer Armorer
will also asked that her eighteen month senate's be dismissed
as well, according to the rap, because of the.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Eighteen years.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (27:19):
Because so it's like Wilson, there was key evidence. She's
gonna appeal.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
What else? Oh, follow up on miss Taylor Swift.
Speaker 9 (27:28):
Uh huh, Yeah, she's worth about like one point five
billion dollars, which she's earned every penny of it, and
I wanted to let you know that when Braun she's
very smart.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
And how she has Yeah, but still yeah, but I
knows I'm with you.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
Yeah, but I mean yeah.
Speaker 9 (27:43):
Her tickets are up there. Swifties pay about six hundred
bucks a ticket. I had a friend that went to
Dublin to see her and it was cheaper. Yeah, her
whole flight, the ticket, staying in Dublin cheaper than seeing
her here on the in the state. And I don't
know if that's her doing the venues here.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
No, it's a thing. I've read several accounts like that.
Speaker 9 (28:04):
So and Pat Sayjack he's retired, but this fall in
primetime on ABC, you will see him host Celebrity Wheel,
Celebrities not totally gone. Yeah, so he'll be on Monday nights.
You know, whenever there's one.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
They keep playing with our emotions.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
I can't let it go.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I can't quit too mad.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Oh right, but thank you very much. Well, let's get
us a winner. Let's play John BOYD Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's
question we found out. Officially speaking, this sport got to
start in nineteen thirty nine. Formation is just three teams
in Williamsport, Pennsylvania. Today there are nearly two hundred thousand
teams and more than eighty countries, well over two point
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five million players.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
It's all don't remember the yeah softball? I mean he's
little baseball close enough for you, right, Yeah, they got
that right.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy the first one of these to
open in the US in eighteen eighty four. Passengers paid
five cents each to set sideways in a simple vehicle
that was powered mainly by gravity. The vehicle would travel
a short distance before losing momentum, at which point passengers
would get out and help attendants push it back up
(29:21):
to a higher level. They would return to their seats
and then ride back to their original starting point. What
you got What was the first electric car?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
You're no, no, no, wrong again?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Good?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I look at you? Don't tell me you got one?
Speaker 11 (29:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I know one?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free line, Come on
play John boyd Jepardy Next.
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Good morning, It's a big show on the radio.
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Road into your Wednesday hump Day, July seventeenth. Today's feature
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Show dot com. And right now let's play Yeah slive
across America. It's John Boy, Jepparline and now your host.
He too, is just a simple creation that is powered
mostly by momentum and gravity.
Speaker 8 (30:44):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Let's say head a Tim out of Rayford, North Carolina,
home of the House of Rayford.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Good morning, Tim, How you doing, John Boy?
Speaker 8 (30:58):
Doing good?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Buddy? Welcome?
Speaker 4 (31:00):
All right, Tam, you got the first shot at it man,
let's see for those just joining us. The first one
of these to open in the US was in eighteen
eighty four. Passengers paid five cents each to set sideways
in a simple vehicle that was powered mainly by gravity.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Well.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
The vehicle would travel a short distance before losing momentum,
at which point passengers would get out and help attendance
push it to a higher level. They would return to
their seats and then right back to their original starting point.
First shot at.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
At, Tim, what is it? I'll go with trolley a trolley.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Let's see, say what you think in San Francisco, pretty hilly.
I ain't had to push one of them up a hill. Okay,
hey Tim, we appreciate you playing, buddy. You have a
great rest of your day.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
To shut out.
Speaker 13 (31:57):
Yeah, you go ahead, shut out my better half, my wife,
my three kids, my eleven grandkidstulation.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
You working, Paul, Paul. Appreciate y'all. Man, you have a
great day.
Speaker 11 (32:11):
Been listening forever in a day song?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Oh man, I was on that mood. Tom over there
you go, Thank you body, all right, thank you man.
Let's say we got David in Forest City, North Carolina.
Good morning, David.
Speaker 7 (32:27):
Man, Hey body, good man.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
So we know it's not a trolley. What do you
think it was, David.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
I think it's a roller coaster.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Let's see show us a roller coasterday.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
On man, and you think about it. Though the profits
were real high. The rids owner made as much as
six hundred bucks a day. That's nearly twenty thousand dollars
in the day's money.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yanks. Get them to get out. He was pushing it
back up a hill man.
Speaker 8 (33:00):
The patrons are doing all the work, almost like yourself.
Check out.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Well, good work, David.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
You have got the backpack from fishing cycles, high quality
electric bikes and affordable prices, so you hang on buddy,
we'll hook you up.
Speaker 7 (33:15):
Appreciate it.
Speaker 15 (33:15):
Thank you, botimuy hour top of you A new right
on the on the side.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
By time, Cat's over This July of seventeen, hang.
Speaker 10 (33:29):
On for.
Speaker 17 (34:01):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Yes, ma'am, this a Dinnis office. Yes, yes, ma'ma.
Speaker 14 (34:21):
I'm sorry I disconnected somewhere. Yes, I had a question
for you, hoping maybe you could help me with something.
I don't have no dinners up here in this area.
I just moved up here from Houston, Texas. And before
I left.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Down there, I had some gold and a silver teeth
that's put in my mouth, you know. And lately when
I lived down at night. Uh, you just may sound crazy,
but hurt No. I can hear a radio station.
Speaker 18 (34:47):
I don't know anything about that one.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
You hadn't. I really can't. I really hadn't hurt no, Remember,
I mean, I'll tell you what now, seriously, I can.
Speaker 18 (35:00):
Are the three people outside by side, yes, ma'am?
Speaker 14 (35:02):
They right side seven, And I'll tell you what. My
old lady says. She can't hear to nothing. But I
can't even go to sleep for you ever heard anything
like that. Let me go as south right, Well just
this meant let me I I I. I don't want
you bother him. I just wanna ask you a couple
of things. And I and I, uh cause this, I
know this sound crazy?
Speaker 5 (35:17):
Uh she know? She says she can't hear 'em. And
I donecalled.
Speaker 14 (35:21):
I called two t dentisters down there in Houston before
I left. The one that did it was out of town,
and he said, uh, I mean his he of course,
the lady worked for him to act like she thought
I was crazy or something. And I called another one
I didn't know, and they act like they thought I
was crazy. But really it's been I guess it's been
like nineteen ninety two four hours ever since I was
ever in any any kind of you.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Know, had they kind of mental problems or anything. But
I'm alright now.
Speaker 14 (35:43):
But uh, I was wondering, Uh you think like when
I talk that the people could hear me on the radio.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
You know what, when I'm talking, I don't have.
Speaker 18 (35:54):
Any idea of it, only day experience it.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
Yeah, ma'am. What they talk y'all batty shock, Gaveston.
Speaker 18 (36:01):
Galvanic galvanic shock and that's where you have two different
types of metals side by side running rubbing together. Uh huh,
And that can cause something called galvatic.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Shock galvaty shock, yes, But as far.
Speaker 18 (36:15):
As anything else, I have never heard of anything else.
I'm not saying it doesn't and I'm just saying I've
never heard of it. But I do know that you
can get galvanic shocked and it'll it'll absolutely it'll make
you feel like if you've ever taken your fork and
stuck it accidentally into one of your feelings, and how
it makes you just get your shot paint that I
can you know it could be what's your experience in
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his galvanic shock, But I've just never.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
Heard of it in that It won't it won't you
know you said shock?
Speaker 14 (36:42):
He won't eventually get with electrocute is I'm I have
to pick up a spark off the top it It'll just.
Speaker 18 (36:47):
Be Have you ever been down on something on the
park and it would shock your mouth because you hit
a feeling with that, ma'am. I know what you well,
that's the only thing that you'll be experiencing as far
as I know.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
You don't think it no way, y'all could stopped this
from doing this.
Speaker 18 (37:01):
So that's why I'm saying, let me doing that ratio.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
I don't, but I'll tell you why are you in there?
Speaker 14 (37:05):
Would you ask me miss him if he can't if
he can't stop it altogether, you know, at least reckoning
if he could just put it on a different radio stations.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Music playing, you know, don't it? Man? Okay, Well look him,
I'm I got to leave town and I'll call you
when I when I get back. But I showed you
appreciate your help, y'all. Well we did.
Speaker 17 (37:33):
We heard you on the radio, John Boy and Billy
get it Morning radio, dumb right, good morn.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
That is Baby show on the radio coming up about
twenty minutes, Mark Pyger, espn AYC see you network, Uh
twenty minutes since brand new time.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
All right, and right now it's time to Axite, Yo.
Speaker 7 (38:29):
What's up?
Speaker 12 (38:29):
Hold on, Patrick, go out in uh smooch up to
the snack Nazi. We all a lot of cheetos in
the brohem, you know the drill. Give her a thrill,
brother TCB taking carefully. Welcome to Axite, the place to
go for all the four one one you need for
all your uh uh what you call intro personal relation
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that shrimpers his dig this. Hey, ike, I'm one of
those guys that has a hard time meeting women. A
couple of friends of mine were in the same boat,
but they started their own businesses. One friend married a
customer and one married an employee. It worked for them,
and I'm hoping it might do the same for me.
Do you have any experience in this matter? Counting on
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your expertise? Signed Devon from Holtzwood Dead dev you come
to the right place, brother. I have a in facto
it owned the several businesses and ironically wound up getting
hitched ever damn time.
Speaker 8 (39:33):
But the kids got to be smart about it.
Speaker 12 (39:36):
No no, now, I suggestified that you find a business
that reflectorates your a personal current Sexubo peccerillos. For example,
in my thirties, I got a groove for the bad girls,
so I started a sex addictified recovery clinic called.
Speaker 8 (39:54):
Oh No Mo. And who signs up for membership in
a Ho no Mo?
Speaker 5 (40:02):
Ho?
Speaker 12 (40:05):
Jackie, you were there, and I get up and I
conduct her eight the meetings and they'd go, Hi, my
name is Lucinda, and I as a whole everybody say
hillo cinder and let Lucinda would tell you all the
freaky dirty that's terrific scenes she dug into. I like
getting spanked by real skinned dudes who is also superstar musicians.
Speaker 7 (40:28):
Well dee.
Speaker 12 (40:35):
Hello future missus x Turner. It was like a great
big std buffet and my funtest I uh fancied myself.
Speaker 7 (40:46):
It go a mess.
Speaker 8 (40:49):
But I also what a businessman?
Speaker 5 (40:52):
Now?
Speaker 12 (40:52):
What can I do to tickley taste budlers and bring
in the booty. The answer was a topless bakery called
I turn her Loaves and Bitches.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
I'll get a little emotional just thinking about it.
Speaker 8 (41:12):
I came up with our slogan, we like our bread
like we like our women big boobs.
Speaker 12 (41:21):
The smellery of fresh bread and doughnuts would bring them
in and the triple d's would keep.
Speaker 8 (41:25):
Them coming back. That that that that that that dang young.
Speaker 12 (41:29):
My downfall came when a lot of my skeezers got
uh infectitated by the yeast. I thought that was just
an old wives tale, no pun in tendery. Now that
I'm a more mature type of bon vivant, I'd be
digging a demo Biggins, which was the name of my
Restaurantula Biggins. It was like Hooters, except these efforts weren't
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just big up top. They was big everywhere ev e
whay uh. Unfortunately we didn't as long. Seems like customers
started complaining there was food missing off of their plates.
Speaker 8 (42:04):
Hey, I try to put muscles on it, but they
chewed right through it.
Speaker 7 (42:07):
So player.
Speaker 12 (42:09):
These businesses did not survive, but the Journey Show kept
my love life alive. Spent years at bankruptcy caught, of course,
just as much time of getting divorced.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
Men.
Speaker 12 (42:23):
Better luck to you than old I can. You'll find
a skeezer so you won't be sad. And if an
aid off your plate, uh give them a pass.
Speaker 8 (42:32):
And buried that foot in the c.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
He says.
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Speaker 8 (42:51):
Hey, Patrick got the Christie Ones. Patrick got the Christie one.
God Baby
Good morning everybody. The Big Show is on the radio. Hangout.
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer stuff. I have one
line I tucket. Thank god I can write down old
my bees.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'm the dump boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Can doodle doo oven at him. It is July seventeenth.
Is hot were We are never out there, not every one.
That's how where I am. How you are? Huh.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
But we'll get some national days I tell you all about.
Let's start off with National Yellow Pig Day. It's one
of them math equations. I see you every year, and
I still hadn't understood it.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I was gonna be concerned. I was like, yeah, some
number seventeen. It's got something to do with it.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
There's a yellow pig. I don't know, I tell you,
but it would just tick you off. That's why I
never learned it. I guess there's years, all right. So
it's National Lottery Day. I think about the late great
James Gregory never won that lottery. Yeah no, not for
the lack of tried.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
No. Uh.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
It is National hot Dog Day. I immediately think about
Tom Sorenson. I wonder if he's gonna protest National Hot
Dog Day since Nathan's hot dog inning didn't let us,
he wrote, Joey Chestnut participate this year.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
You know it wasn't letdown. I washed it too, did
you not?
Speaker 6 (02:20):
And as much as we make fun of convenience store
hot dogs, the number one cellar of hot dogs in
the United States eleven, that's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
We learned stuff on John Boys.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
It's National Peach ice Cream Day, all right, I'm gonna
get you on Nanaville Highway seventy four. Uh, the south side,
on the north side of the p D River is
some good, old homemade peach ice cream.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Is that a right?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
No, it's just you stay on seventy four. When you
cross the mighty p D. You can tell whether we've
had rain or not with the rocks. As a rocky
river boat landed down, there were Pokey's car caught on fire.
Oh you did watch another short at the peach ice
cream Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well right there. It's not as good, I'm sure, but
Chick fil A peach milkshake, you're good to go.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Okay, Yeah, well we'll check that out. Dan If you're
not crossing the mighty PD you know. And finally, it's
National Tattoo Day and we're celebrating with the mayor of Digimal.
See page Tattoo Palooza for our featured track from the
bit boll. That is correct and we all own it.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Today. We just getting started. Look to Yellow Pig.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Three days in this strass saved up. We'll get the
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Let us know if you get a job.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Meanwhile, here in nineteen ninety four, Haunk Hogan beats the
nature Boy Rick Flair to win the WCW Wrestling championship
eight sixteen time world champions are twenty eighteen. The oldest
food discovery, scientists found evidence of bread, which was made
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from wild grains, was discovered by archaeologists from the dig
fourteen thousand years old in the Black Desert, Okay, move
up to twenty nineteen. An irrigation canal says some collapse
near Fort Laramie, Wyoming was resulted in parching one or
two thousand acres of farmland across Nebraska and Wyoming.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Lot.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
That's tough out there, man went out hung out Sheridan,
Wyoming there with little buddy like that. That's the main
thing out there.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
You gotta gotta have water on your Lmbwe that movies
and old stories about fighting for land. That's going out here.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You need that water. Ya. Wow, man, it was like
the wild West.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
They got well water out there.
Speaker 9 (05:18):
Is that the that's the source?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Deep enough? You's got to me. We'll talk later about that.
I'm sorry, yes, A right. So we got our three categores.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
We're ready to play one eight hundred big show you
told free line across America.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
We'll watch it.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
We play that.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
It's a big show to radio runner, to your Wednesday,
July seventh. Feature track for The Big Show bet Boxing,
mayor dismal. See if it's tattooed Palooza. Search for keywords
tattoo is a big box at the Big Show dot.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Comy right now?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Did that win?
Speaker 10 (06:19):
And bugain Outburst? Let's play Outburst. It's the game that
anyone can win. John Boy and Billy we give the
prizes from the big Prize being. Let's go he contested
number one. This should really be a lot of fun.
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Win you're playing Outburst. Have a hurry up and guest
time you love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Let's say, hey, a Sunday from Playton.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
North Carolina.
Speaker 11 (06:54):
We have shots.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Good morning Sunday.
Speaker 12 (07:04):
Hello, how are you hey?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
We're all good, welcome in here.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Let's get you through these three categories, and I think
you we can get that waffle House prize back to you.
Sandy You ready, yes, sir? In five seconds. Three legendary
wrestlers ready.
Speaker 13 (07:21):
To go, Rick Clair, Hulk, Hougan and Dusty Road.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
All right, Dusty, and now we need three kinds of
bread ready to go.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
I've got holy, multi grain and white.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
Why be all right?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And for the wind. Three things that need water to survive.
Ready to go?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Okay, humans, animals and plants.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Sandy, We'll get the waffle house price back to you
over in Clayton. Glad you won this morning.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I have a question for you right what you got?
Speaker 14 (08:02):
I want to know why I can't find any John
Boy and Billy lemonade?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Lemonade man? We had that last summer there, Remember we
had that.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
I know my kids, my grandkids and I love it
and we can't earned it.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
All right, Well, Jackie let her know where to find
something and didn't let me know because I was kind
of like something I already know.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
It's at your house?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Is any we're going to hook you up? Baby? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Please?
Speaker 15 (08:27):
I want to get something.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Any we want you to have lemonade? They screwed us
on that deal.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
You were gonna say it?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Sendy's about half hot?
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I got the big sha on the radio. Some comedians
on early we didn't wait still looking for me? Had
astro heard yesternough?
Speaker 7 (09:30):
How about a.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Song out a word hoarding the Junior Nation.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Band about the air quote comedian hit it hey perverts?
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Well, I scrubbed off another gooding over the weekend, and
when I got through with that. I recorded a new song.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
But I'm uh huh.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I'd give you the wares and wy fors about my
inspirations and whatnot, but this and here pretty much speaks
for itself. Keep them straight up, thar hoy, let's listen.
Speaker 16 (10:11):
Well.
Speaker 13 (10:12):
I wake up in the morning, stumbled out of bed,
Fire up the coffee pot, try to clear my head.
Speaker 9 (10:27):
Tune in the.
Speaker 13 (10:28):
Bit, sure to get the latest word, just in time
to hear him picking on a boy named Astro Nurse
old nurse blump, eat up bout a strong to me,
But the stuff.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
He talks about don't make the lick of sense to me.
Speaker 13 (10:53):
He's got a big fruck teller on the top of
his head, and when he starts talking space you'll wish
that you did. Don't talk too long on Astro Nerd.
Astro Nerd, you've got the weirdest ruff I think I
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ever heard.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
People say he's uslessen them.
Speaker 13 (11:24):
People have point, because Astro Nerd is the weirdest sucker
to ever hit the joint.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Old Hermi sadd Nerd don't like.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Him a bit.
Speaker 13 (11:49):
When Nerds starts talking hermy tries to make quin.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
It's a big destruction. When it's time for the racing news.
Speaker 13 (12:03):
Makes Hermie hit up ray for for a morning shot
a boot. Leave me alone, astro Nerd, astro Nerd, you
talk the weirdest crap.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
I think I ever heard people say he's a nut job,
And they.
Speaker 13 (12:26):
Might just have a point, because astro Nerd.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Is the weirdest sucker ever hit the joint.
Speaker 13 (12:38):
One deal, astro Nerd will up and despar and I
recognize just the thing that all Hermie walsted here. They'll
never be another Nerd to take his place. When that
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fly and sauce she takes him back to out of space.
Leave me alone, astro Nerd, astro Nerd, you talk the
weirdest cramp.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
I think I ver heard.
Speaker 13 (13:19):
People say he must have got dropped on his head
and burst, because astro Nerd is the weirdest sucker ever
walked the earth.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Hey, did I miss something?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Wednesday morning? Gotta make John the radio in this call.
Speaker 11 (14:25):
Hello, Well, good morning Nerd, John Boy and Billy, and
good morning to hold our beloved friends out there in
radio land. And here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from
the short of Joshua Independent Full Gospel of PENNYCOSI Assembly
just to Steed Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well,
it's summertime again. As usual, today's so called modern parents
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has left their young uns home to fenn for theirself.
Mama can't stay home with little Bobby and Sissy like
the Bible says. She's got to put on her little
pant suit and parraid herself off to work because her
and Daddy need to pay for them two cars and
that satellite dish and the liquor cabinet full of alkyhol
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in the rumpus room, or his folks calls it nowadays,
just trying to make hims meat. Oh but don't feel guilty, mama.
The kids will be all right. They got a built
in babysitter there in the rumpus room the forty inch
high defamation fat screen TVs. While they can soak up
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some life lessons from the loudmouth Italian drunkards on the
New Jersey Shore Program, or they can get the latest
news from Whoopy Goldstein and her cow shaped covet of
man hating laducers on the Few, and for fun, they
go watch old Maury Popovich do a blood test to
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find out which one of the tattooed Horrormongers is the
father of the bastard child of the day. I tell
you what mess like that going on in their head.
It ain't no wonder. Half the youngins in America's on
some kind of prescription dope. Trying to straighten them out.
That's our answer for everything nowadays. Appeal for this, Appeal
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for that friends at aver one kind of peal. It'll
straighten down to younger And that's the gospill, which is
just what they'll be a getting when you pack the
little grocery gobblers up and bring them on down to
This year's X Street air minded edition of The Sword
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week of Bible based activities guaranteed to put the fun
back in fundamentalists. This year's Dead Master is doctor Jebini
Hargas from the Rod of God, Pennycostal Temple in Pecker Point,
ALABAMAA Doctor Hargis will inoculate your youngins against the waves
of the devil and is patented no nonsense King James
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only style. He'll make a powerful impression on the kiddies
through their heart if he can on the back of
their breeches if he needs to. In other words, if
they get mouthy on him. Missus Feller ain't a bit
scared to apply the Board of Education to the seat
of knowledge, just like the Good Lord intended. Our five
day curriculum includes a nourishing launch of Graham Crackers and
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pineapple juice and a Genuy nineteen seventeen Schofield reference Bible.
That's yours to key Well Pitcher. That sounds good, but
with all this economic repression we got nowadays, I don't
know if I can afford that. Well, there's good news, friends,
thanks to Brother Chick Colwell over there at the Tire
Kingdom number thirty seven. A full week of New Testament principles,
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backed up by the occasional Old Testament horse whooping is
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O one. If I as y'all, I just called the
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Vacation Bible School. Just cause you're going hell, don't mean
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you're young uns have too A community outreach of the
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I will show the world that I am its master.
I will create my own race of people, a race
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Speaker 1 (20:09):
Good morning, A big show on the radio. What it
was yesterday morning?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
By this time was talking about Travis Kelsey's girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Was her name?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Oh yeah, Taylor Taylor, Yeah, Taylor Swis.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Relays now went right to number one, added to her billions.
You know, we got to pick on her a little bit,
but she fur the slip.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
She got this one, yeah yeah, and surround herself with
good people, well her family and then the team with that.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
You know, I was saying that, So so artists started
doing I mean been doing the same thing conic because
I was telling about some Dwight yoakams. They went back
and re recorded so to get the money out of
the record company's hands and get it to the artists.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
And that was the Taylor.
Speaker 9 (20:50):
Well, what happened hers kind of hit in twenty nineteen
because she left her original label, which was Big Machine,
and went to Republic Records. So the CEO of Big
Machine goes okay and sold her Masters to a like
a group like investors.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Yeah, well actually he sent it. He sold it to Scott.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
Brounze or Scooter Bronze Company. And Scooter is a manager
of like Ariana Grande Justin Bieber, so he's in the biz.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
So now they own that.
Speaker 9 (21:19):
So then she was invited to the American Music Awards
in twenty nineteen because they wanted to give her Artists
of the Decade Award. Well, she planned on performing a
medley of her hits you know from those six albums
that she did with Big Machine, and the guys were
controlling it and said, no, you're not allowed to do that.
So they were telling her, no, you can't play the
music and sing the songs that you wrote. Yes and
(21:41):
A Think and so then she also at the time
that's when that Netflix documentary was coming out where they
had been following her around the same guys, Scooter Braun
was saying, you can't have any of your music in that,
and you can't have any of the footage because they
said that would be all like re recording if you
if it got put out there like that, if you
perform that during the American Music.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Awards, and that's not in the deal.
Speaker 9 (22:03):
So you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
So she had to wait.
Speaker 9 (22:05):
She went to battle with them, and she now has
been re releasing, remastering, owning these masters that she did
from her first six albums and she's been having to
space them out because of regality stuff. Over my Head
and Reputation was her sixth album with that and should
be released later this year. She's kind of covered up
(22:25):
with a big world tour and everything and putting out
a new album. So that's kind of the deal where
she was smart enough and goes all right, fine, and
when she's re releasing these or she's you know, remastering them,
she's putting in new stuff from the vault. I mean,
the woman's always writing, Yeah, she's in bonus stuff and
(22:47):
was so all of her Swifties are like yeah, and
they're going to support her anyway, and they're going to
go and it's labeled like that Taylor's version for all
the digital ways of being able to download the music
by the music from her site.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
So yeah, I'm impressed with you. That was awesome. So
let's see how long it lasts cause t Entertainment News
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Hang on win some in minutes. Right now, it's time
for Tater Taman News.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Here's our girl, Tater. Hello, Hello, hello, hey.
Speaker 9 (24:12):
Starting off with some sad news, but that's life, right.
We have some celebrities that passed away. Shelley Duvall, the
actress from The Shining and from played Olive Oil and Popeye.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Oh pope, Yeah, she was not doing very well later
in life. Show business took it all from well.
Speaker 9 (24:28):
She also had diabetes and that they say that was
the cause of her death, complications from that. She was
seventy five years old. Richard Simmons, fitness guru you may
have heard me, passed away. He had just had his birthday,
his seventy sixth birthday. TMZ reported that police responded to
his home in La. The housekeeper had discovered Richard and
(24:51):
they pronounced him dead at the scene. No foul plays
is suspected. Sorry, I'll get that up. Suspected, but to
police say that he did take a fall at his
home the night before, so maybe speaking out a term,
they think that might have played a role in it,
because it was fine the night before.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
When we first saw that, my wife said, you know,
not many people can say Richard Simmons bit them.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
No, no, not many. Well as far as we know.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Here to talk about it, but probably while not on
the radio, set me apart, provoke people.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
That's what it is, and it was on my gut.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
He always focuses on the fat part of that.
Speaker 8 (25:33):
Point, made right, It was all right.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
I also need to pay some respects to Shannon Doherty.
She was only fifty three years old, passed away from
breast cancer. You may remember her from nine o two
one oh the movie Heathers. She was in a lot
of things as a kid actress who you would recognize
her from, So that one was a little disturbing just
because of her age and because of the disease and
doctor ruth Less Timeless was ninety sixty. All the winds
(26:05):
passed away. She passed away last week and she's best
known new kids out there for teaching America how to
talk frankly about sex and sexuality. We were all buttoned
up before, and.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I think it was her lovely voice and accent. Well,
I mean her appearance.
Speaker 9 (26:22):
She was four foot seven and uh, you know had
been you know, yeah, she'd been married three times. So
she told what I'm saying, you must.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
Talk about this sex.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
Wow Aleix Oh God, Alec Baldwin is breathing a sigh relief.
The judge dismissed his manslaughter trial. So she said that
the prosecutors concede key concealed key evidence from his defense lawyers.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
I need one.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I'm glad his attorney's presented it a little bit.
Speaker 9 (26:59):
I would make an excellent trial judge, judge attorney. So,
based on this new development, the convicted armorer Armorer Armorer
will also asked that her eighteen month senate's be dismissed
as well, according to the rap, because of the.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Eighteen years.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (27:19):
Because so it's like Wilson, there was key evidence. She's
gonna appeal.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
What else? Oh, follow up on miss Taylor Swift.
Speaker 9 (27:28):
Uh huh, Yeah, she's worth about like one point five
billion dollars, which she's earned every penny of it, and
I wanted to let you know that when Braun she's
very smart.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
And how she has Yeah, but still yeah, but I
knows I'm with you.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
Yeah, but I mean yeah.
Speaker 9 (27:43):
Her tickets are up there. Swifties pay about six hundred
bucks a ticket. I had a friend that went to
Dublin to see her and it was cheaper. Yeah, her
whole flight, the ticket, staying in Dublin cheaper than seeing
her here on the in the state. And I don't
know if that's her doing the venues here.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
No, it's a thing. I've read several accounts like that.
Speaker 9 (28:04):
So and Pat Sayjack he's retired, but this fall in
primetime on ABC, you will see him host Celebrity Wheel,
Celebrities not totally gone. Yeah, so he'll be on Monday nights.
You know, whenever there's one.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
They keep playing with our emotions.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
I can't let it go.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I can't quit too mad.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Oh right, but thank you very much. Well, let's get
us a winner. Let's play John BOYD Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's
question we found out. Officially speaking, this sport got to
start in nineteen thirty nine. Formation is just three teams
in Williamsport, Pennsylvania. Today there are nearly two hundred thousand
teams and more than eighty countries, well over two point
(28:46):
five million players.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
It's all don't remember the yeah softball? I mean he's
little baseball close enough for you, right, Yeah, they got
that right.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy the first one of these to
open in the US in eighteen eighty four. Passengers paid
five cents each to set sideways in a simple vehicle
that was powered mainly by gravity. The vehicle would travel
a short distance before losing momentum, at which point passengers
would get out and help attendants push it back up
(29:21):
to a higher level. They would return to their seats
and then ride back to their original starting point. What
you got What was the first electric car?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
You're no, no, no, wrong again?
Speaker 5 (29:35):
Good?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I look at you? Don't tell me you got one?
Speaker 11 (29:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I know one?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free line, Come on
play John boyd Jepardy Next.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Road into your Wednesday hump Day, July seventeenth. Today's feature
track for the Big Show, Big Box Mayor a dismal
Sievage Tattoo Palooza Here on National Tattoo day the trick
key words tattoo, It's the Big Box at the Big.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Show dot com. And right now let's play Yeah slive
across America. It's John Boy, Jepparline and now your host.
He too, is just a simple creation that is powered
mostly by momentum and gravity.
Speaker 8 (30:44):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Let's say head a Tim out of Rayford, North Carolina,
home of the House of Rayford.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Good morning, Tim, How you doing, John Boy?
Speaker 8 (30:58):
Doing good?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Buddy? Welcome?
Speaker 4 (31:00):
All right, Tam, you got the first shot at it man,
let's see for those just joining us. The first one
of these to open in the US was in eighteen
eighty four. Passengers paid five cents each to set sideways
in a simple vehicle that was powered mainly by gravity.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Well.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
The vehicle would travel a short distance before losing momentum,
at which point passengers would get out and help attendance
push it to a higher level. They would return to
their seats and then right back to their original starting point.
First shot at.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
At, Tim, what is it? I'll go with trolley a trolley.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
Let's see, say what you think in San Francisco, pretty hilly.
I ain't had to push one of them up a hill. Okay,
hey Tim, we appreciate you playing, buddy. You have a
great rest of your day.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
To shut out.
Speaker 13 (31:57):
Yeah, you go ahead, shut out my better half, my wife,
my three kids, my eleven grandkidstulation.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
You working, Paul, Paul. Appreciate y'all. Man, you have a
great day.
Speaker 11 (32:11):
Been listening forever in a day song?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Oh man, I was on that mood. Tom over there
you go, Thank you body, all right, thank you man.
Let's say we got David in Forest City, North Carolina.
Good morning, David.
Speaker 7 (32:27):
Man, Hey body, good man.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
So we know it's not a trolley. What do you
think it was, David.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
I think it's a roller coaster.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Let's see show us a roller coasterday.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
On man, and you think about it. Though the profits
were real high. The rids owner made as much as
six hundred bucks a day. That's nearly twenty thousand dollars
in the day's money.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yanks. Get them to get out. He was pushing it
back up a hill man.
Speaker 8 (33:00):
The patrons are doing all the work, almost like yourself.
Check out.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Well, good work, David.
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electric bikes and affordable prices, so you hang on buddy,
we'll hook you up.
Speaker 7 (33:15):
Appreciate it.
Speaker 15 (33:15):
Thank you, botimuy hour top of you A new right
on the on the side.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
By time, Cat's over This July of seventeen, hang.
Speaker 10 (33:29):
On for.
Speaker 17 (34:01):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Yes, ma'am, this a Dinnis office. Yes, yes, ma'ma.
Speaker 14 (34:21):
I'm sorry I disconnected somewhere. Yes, I had a question
for you, hoping maybe you could help me with something.
I don't have no dinners up here in this area.
I just moved up here from Houston, Texas. And before
I left.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Down there, I had some gold and a silver teeth
that's put in my mouth, you know. And lately when
I lived down at night. Uh, you just may sound crazy,
but hurt No. I can hear a radio station.
Speaker 18 (34:47):
I don't know anything about that one.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
You hadn't. I really can't. I really hadn't hurt no, Remember,
I mean, I'll tell you what now, seriously, I can.
Speaker 18 (35:00):
Are the three people outside by side, yes, ma'am?
Speaker 14 (35:02):
They right side seven, And I'll tell you what. My
old lady says. She can't hear to nothing. But I
can't even go to sleep for you ever heard anything
like that. Let me go as south right, Well just
this meant let me I I I. I don't want
you bother him. I just wanna ask you a couple
of things. And I and I, uh cause this, I
know this sound crazy?
Speaker 5 (35:17):
Uh she know? She says she can't hear 'em. And
I donecalled.
Speaker 14 (35:21):
I called two t dentisters down there in Houston before
I left. The one that did it was out of town,
and he said, uh, I mean his he of course,
the lady worked for him to act like she thought
I was crazy or something. And I called another one
I didn't know, and they act like they thought I
was crazy. But really it's been I guess it's been
like nineteen ninety two four hours ever since I was
ever in any any kind of you.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Know, had they kind of mental problems or anything. But
I'm alright now.
Speaker 14 (35:43):
But uh, I was wondering, Uh you think like when
I talk that the people could hear me on the radio.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
You know what, when I'm talking, I don't have.
Speaker 18 (35:54):
Any idea of it, only day experience it.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
Yeah, ma'am. What they talk y'all batty shock, Gaveston.
Speaker 18 (36:01):
Galvanic galvanic shock and that's where you have two different
types of metals side by side running rubbing together. Uh huh,
And that can cause something called galvatic.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Shock galvaty shock, yes, But as far.
Speaker 18 (36:15):
As anything else, I have never heard of anything else.
I'm not saying it doesn't and I'm just saying I've
never heard of it. But I do know that you
can get galvanic shocked and it'll it'll absolutely it'll make
you feel like if you've ever taken your fork and
stuck it accidentally into one of your feelings, and how
it makes you just get your shot paint that I
can you know it could be what's your experience in
(36:36):
his galvanic shock, But I've just never.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
Heard of it in that It won't it won't you
know you said shock?
Speaker 14 (36:42):
He won't eventually get with electrocute is I'm I have
to pick up a spark off the top it It'll just.
Speaker 18 (36:47):
Be Have you ever been down on something on the
park and it would shock your mouth because you hit
a feeling with that, ma'am. I know what you well,
that's the only thing that you'll be experiencing as far
as I know.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
You don't think it no way, y'all could stopped this
from doing this.
Speaker 18 (37:01):
So that's why I'm saying, let me doing that ratio.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
I don't, but I'll tell you why are you in there?
Speaker 14 (37:05):
Would you ask me miss him if he can't if
he can't stop it altogether, you know, at least reckoning
if he could just put it on a different radio stations.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Music playing, you know, don't it? Man? Okay, Well look him,
I'm I got to leave town and I'll call you
when I when I get back. But I showed you
appreciate your help, y'all. Well we did.
Speaker 17 (37:33):
We heard you on the radio, John Boy and Billy
get it Morning radio, dumb right, good morn.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
That is Baby show on the radio coming up about
twenty minutes, Mark Pyger, espn AYC see you network, Uh
twenty minutes since brand new time.
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What's up?
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Hold on, Patrick, go out in uh smooch up to
the snack Nazi. We all a lot of cheetos in
the brohem, you know the drill. Give her a thrill,
brother TCB taking carefully. Welcome to Axite, the place to
go for all the four one one you need for
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that shrimpers his dig this. Hey, ike, I'm one of
those guys that has a hard time meeting women. A
couple of friends of mine were in the same boat,
but they started their own businesses. One friend married a
customer and one married an employee. It worked for them,
and I'm hoping it might do the same for me.
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(39:12):
your expertise? Signed Devon from Holtzwood Dead dev you come
to the right place, brother. I have a in facto
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But the kids got to be smart about it.
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No no, now, I suggestified that you find a business
that reflectorates your a personal current Sexubo peccerillos. For example,
in my thirties, I got a groove for the bad girls,
so I started a sex addictified recovery clinic called.
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Oh No Mo. And who signs up for membership in
a Ho no Mo?
Speaker 5 (40:02):
Ho?
Speaker 12 (40:05):
Jackie, you were there, and I get up and I
conduct her eight the meetings and they'd go, Hi, my
name is Lucinda, and I as a whole everybody say
hillo cinder and let Lucinda would tell you all the
freaky dirty that's terrific scenes she dug into. I like
getting spanked by real skinned dudes who is also superstar musicians.
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Hello future missus x Turner. It was like a great
big std buffet and my funtest I uh fancied myself.
Speaker 7 (40:46):
It go a mess.
Speaker 8 (40:49):
But I also what a businessman?
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Now?
Speaker 12 (40:52):
What can I do to tickley taste budlers and bring
in the booty. The answer was a topless bakery called
I turn her Loaves and Bitches.
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I'll get a little emotional just thinking about it.
Speaker 8 (41:12):
I came up with our slogan, we like our bread
like we like our women big boobs.
Speaker 12 (41:21):
The smellery of fresh bread and doughnuts would bring them
in and the triple d's would keep.
Speaker 8 (41:25):
Them coming back. That that that that that that dang young.
Speaker 12 (41:29):
My downfall came when a lot of my skeezers got
uh infectitated by the yeast. I thought that was just
an old wives tale, no pun in tendery. Now that
I'm a more mature type of bon vivant, I'd be
digging a demo Biggins, which was the name of my
Restaurantula Biggins. It was like Hooters, except these efforts weren't
(41:51):
just big up top. They was big everywhere ev e
whay uh. Unfortunately we didn't as long. Seems like customers
started complaining there was food missing off of their plates.
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Hey, I try to put muscles on it, but they
chewed right through it.
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So player.
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These businesses did not survive, but the Journey Show kept
my love life alive. Spent years at bankruptcy caught, of course,
just as much time of getting divorced.
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Men.
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a skeezer so you won't be sad. And if an
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