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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good more than everybody if my Big Show family yours,
thank you for listening, your listen news what a sports
coming up?
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Hello? Listen Ricky bay Sharp bro oh.
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About you pot lickers are listening to a couple other
pot liquers, noted John boyd Philly on the Big Show.
You know, I just a guest star on the Playhouse
and the official mascot from mister populist Pizza Runt.
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But this note from John Boy keep it short.
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Goga dole up in Adam.
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You got the Big Joe crew waking you up this
morning hopefully, or if you just laying there, hit the
snooze button. We'll be here in eight minute. Have along
your snooze button now, can you control how long the
snooze is are?
Speaker 6 (01:26):
No?
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Yeah? Okay, thank you, but we are waiting.
Speaker 7 (01:31):
We are here.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Okay, Hey everybody, man, look at this. It is September
the eleventh. Can you believe the attack on us was
twenty three.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Years ago today? That is something man.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I was sitting right there in the studios on Billigram Parkway.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Yeah, say what is going on here?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well we say never forget And as long as we
are broadcasting on the radio. In our podcast, we will
not that's our feature track for the big show bit Box,
never forget and put together a good job.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Of course, what you do, Randy?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, all right, body, Well, let's say it is Patriot
Day and National Day of Service and Remembrance in memory
of the nearly three thousand people who were killed September
eleventh and terrorist attacks. Each year in the US we
observe Patriot Day and National Day of Service and Remembrance
on this date. We're doing a good time to thank
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somebody for their service when you run in to them
today on the September eleventh. All right, and one more
today is National make your Bed Day. If you have
somebody like Jackie. I know of Jackie. I know she's
coming over to the house and a wife in there.
You know it helped me out. I'll just leave the
bedroom door open. She can't resist. She will make up
your bed.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
You hate to see an unmade bed, don't you. Maybe
how about Maundry you.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, we got three days and this are saved up.
They'll be very important. We'll get the first prize pack out.
Get that Wednesday winning beginning big shows on the radio.
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It was on a date in two thousands of oil
prices continue to rise and the number of protests around
the world increased. America, the largest consumer of oil, was
now facing prices that may reach more than a dollar
seventy per gallon out crawlsing concern over the effect on inflation.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
It's crazy that that was high.
Speaker 9 (04:10):
I remember when when gas prices the first time they
hit two dollars. I made the nightly news because I
was the only one. They're pumping gas in my car,
you know, and everybody else was like protesting by not
buying gas, and the news reporter. So you're going to
go for a drive. Well, yeah, I got a car, and.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
But yeah it was it was a big glass.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
So this was two thousand dollars seventy What is it now?
Is it stays over three?
Speaker 10 (04:36):
Ye?
Speaker 8 (04:37):
Bouncing?
Speaker 10 (04:37):
Yeah, it's been bouncing around here in Charlotte between like
three forty nine and I think got down just like
a three oh six.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Now it wasn't the diesel deal. Don't go cheaper.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
Oh that used to be the cheaper one. It's up there.
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Well, let's move up to three. Two men handed the
clerk in mishall Wakaw, Indiana, a sevent eleven store a
note that said put it in the bag. Clerk said
she didn't understand the note and handed it back to
the thugs. The two bad guys began to argue over
how the note was worded, and then left the store
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empty handed.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Do you want me to put?
Speaker 8 (05:15):
What do you want me to put in the bag?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
You have a lot of things here.
Speaker 8 (05:17):
I could put a lot of things in one thing.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
You stupid.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I told you put rock cash.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Why don't you just tell me?
Speaker 11 (05:25):
I take your note back?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
No, those aren't the pot.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Finally, it was this day in twenty twenty three, one
year ago. Today Rock band Aerosmith postponed their peace out
the Farewell Tour after three shows through the vocal cord
injury of singer Steven Tyler. That was age seventy five.
Speaker 11 (05:47):
I believe they are still not toy They're still not tour.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
I think he's still on the mend.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Little Tom hit him high notes all those years.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Well, there you going.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
There's a kind of goes one. Eight hundred big shows
you told free Line. Come on, we'll play out birds
next good Wednesday morning, September eleventh, Big shows on the
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radio in our feature track on the Big Show bit box.
Never forget here's for keyword, never forget. He brought you
by the Bank of America Roval four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth,
and shot him motor Speedway.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
They're right now.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Let's get just winning.
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That's the game that anyone can win.
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Shohn boy Bay. We give the prizes from the big prize.
Be let's go contested number one. This should it be
a lot of fun playing uppers, having.
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The upping gast time you have the thist time level
big shots.
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Let's say he Anthony from Shotting in God can I says.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
We shot.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Wel good morning, Anthony, Good morning, Hey Marty, welcome. All right,
let's get you through these three kind ofgores and get
that prize package to you that and try to hoot
you there.
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Bunny, all right, all right, holler out three things on
a gas pump, ready to go?
Speaker 12 (07:54):
All right, right, agreed, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
All right, Anthony, holler three things at a sevent eleven.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
We're ready to go.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
For the win.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Three rock bands, ready.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Go, Aerosmith, the Beatles, and and there.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Is Anthony winning just like that, Lord Tiger's prize pack,
naming a hat for the big show bike.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
All right, you have you a great rest of your day, Anthony,
all right, how about that man? We're talking a year
ago today Aerosmith canceled the tour called Stephen Tyler's throat
was hurting, and yeah, you say, just last month they
officially retired.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
On their website.
Speaker 10 (08:46):
It just said that Stephen can't get a full recovery
of his vocal injury and that as a.
Speaker 11 (08:52):
Band they're retiring from the touring state.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
That was back in August.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Lily On did the same thing too, but in any falls.
Speaker 13 (09:01):
Away, good morning, A big show is on the radio.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Talk about it. Oh, come on, come on, Marty, Come on,
lod Is Funny.
Speaker 14 (09:47):
Cave up, Marty, We're going to talk about our parent company.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
They may not know it, they're gonna find out that.
We'll make sure they know about know it.
Speaker 14 (09:56):
Yeahs employee the Tomobilly Radio Network ahead of affiliate syndication sales.
Syndication sales. Thank you very much, Marty. You see a
key person in the organization.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Johnny doesn't even know what his job Tipen is. I
know he is listener, yea.
Speaker 14 (10:14):
He mightst be doing something good because what what was
your net pay for two weeks?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Marty?
Speaker 14 (10:18):
Let's see, Well, first of all, what was your gross?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
All right, my gross?
Speaker 15 (10:21):
Let's see one million, one million, ninety two thousand and
forty nine dollars and thirty three cents. But of course,
after the government gets let me tell you what sales
are booming?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yeah, sales are good. What did you what did you
net that much on that?
Speaker 16 (10:40):
Wait a minute, now, I do have a four to
one K program, and I do have medical insurance in
my wife myself, and it was five hundred and seventy
two thousand, four hundred nineteen dollars and seventy four cents.
Speaker 14 (10:50):
Holy moly.
Speaker 16 (10:52):
So I called making our illustrious leader and I and
I said, is there something you need to tell me?
And he says, what do you mean? I said, have
I been?
Speaker 7 (11:02):
You know?
Speaker 17 (11:02):
Let go?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
What's you that might have been your severance package?
Speaker 14 (11:05):
Well, if that's your severance package, I'd like to get
fired immediately.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
As a matter of fact, I was wishing for that.
Speaker 16 (11:11):
Then I call Randy, you know, and I'm talking to Randy,
and Randy says, you know, what you would hear from me.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
If it happened to me, if this happened to him. Nothing.
Speaker 14 (11:21):
We don't know what happened to him disappeared.
Speaker 15 (11:23):
And for those of you who don't know much about
the radio business, that's way high.
Speaker 14 (11:30):
Congratulation, Marty, but we won't take the money back. But
you are employee of the week. It's shame on you.
Speaker 18 (11:37):
You're the quarterback for this whole thing, and you don't
even know what job titles people have around Marty Lambert,
Director of Affiliate Relations, something to do with affiliates. I mean,
it wasn't that long ago you had Barry Hobson, our
chief engineer, listed as a big show listener.
Speaker 19 (11:57):
Johnny doesn't know half the people.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
What.
Speaker 18 (12:00):
I'll give you fifty bucks if you can tell me
the last name of six employees. Wait, wait, wait, Billy, James, Billy.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Excluding Billy every week. Wait a minute, who's that?
Speaker 18 (12:12):
I'll give you one hundred dollars if you can spell
my last name every time he writes me your check
to reimburse me something. He spells my last name different.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Randy Boob's ribbling.
Speaker 14 (12:25):
I never can't remember if it was one Z and
two l's or two season one L to know, so
he puts three of each.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, wow, oh man, Yeah, but uh anyway, yeah, I
need to get some No, no, it's more my employees.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (12:43):
And calling them baby doctor and partner ain't getting it
no more.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
All right, Well, this little thing's grown.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Man.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
You said, just you know how to keep up with Billy.
Then you came your name. Yeah, she learn how to
spell it.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (12:55):
But Randy's title is uh, please executive something. I know
it's executive producing producer, producer of the Big Show.
Speaker 18 (13:07):
All right, And Johnny had me put on his business
card his title double knot spot.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I swear I always want to have a business card.
Speaker 18 (13:17):
And Billy's Billy Johnny actually told me what to put
on Billy's card, Billy James. It says underneath it the
and Billy guy.
Speaker 14 (13:25):
Thanks for that.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
What's Cookie's real name? Cookie is a nickname, Cookie Eddings
the real name.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Not her last name, Cookie, No Cosmo, barb Elizabeth.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
That's right you brother, girl at the front. That you
the girl that you go Barbara's reception. Barbara. All right,
I can find out. All I got to know is
called Barbara.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Now, good morning, it's a big show on the radio
(14:29):
for your Wednesday morning. Well, summer's almost over and Hollywood's
still putting out some big movies.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Here to tell us about the latest.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Our resident film critic, Rabbi Myron Bergstein, Welcome back, Rabbi.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Sholloy, homies, what happening? John Boy was shaking with you? Buddy, Buddy?
Who the hell are you calling? Buddy? You don't I
tied my calls.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
You don't invite me out to snotstick farm, booger branch
ranch not boog.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
I watched the day.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
And another thing, you never offered me refreshments when I
come in here. That's the very least you could do.
I come in here, all typesh of weather. I'm an
old man. You don't think I get diisties hungry? Made
me want a snack? Is that how you treat your buddies?
Your bastard?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Right, I'm sorry, So you can I offer you some refreshments?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
No, I'm good? All right? What did you say this time?
I went the Sheeed, the big sequel?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Everybody's talking about Beagle Grease, Beagel Grease, beetle Juice, beetle Juice.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Can we talk about your moonshine half time? Sorry? And
you never offered me any of that either. Would you
like some?
Speaker 10 (15:42):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Thanks?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I got Sturno at home. So I tell you what.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I was really excited to see dish movie. So did
you see the first one? The first Beagle Grease Beetlejuice movie?
Speaker 6 (15:56):
When was this?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I think about nineteen eighty eight? Oh great, and now
I gotta go back and watch. That's like, can figure
out what I just saw those?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
How did you like this one? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I think I liked it. It was a pretty wild ride.
I can tell you that. That's what you get from
the director. He's the guy that did the Peepie's huge expedition.
It's like spending two hours in a carnival funhouse. Well
that was the cast good. I guess nobody stood a
chance against Beagel Grease. He stole the show, played by
one of the greatest actors alive today, Michael Jordan. Michael Keaton.
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Who Michael Keaton. I thought that was Spartacus's kid who
married that smoking hot Spanish chick who's forty years younger
than he is.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
That's Michael Bellbliss.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I thought that was the fat show in the windbreaker
who makes propaganda movies no one watching.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
That's Michael Moore.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I thought that was the pothead Olympic swimmer. That's Michael Phelps.
I thought that was the singer who bleed skin and
like little kids. That's Michael Jackson. I thought that was
the insane guy who eats is. There's Mike Tyson. I
thought that was the gross candy they still make but
no one admits to eating. That's Mike and Ike. So
(17:17):
who the hell am I thinking of Michael Keaton? He
should have married someone in his own Hey, if he
could find someone still alive, well, what do you think?
I think he probably picked her up on the streets
of San Francisco.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
The movie Oh.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Well, I'm gonna say four out of five yarmickers, but
that could either go up or down depending on what
I see the first one.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I mean, what have you been doing for thirty five years?
Did you just forget?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Did you have a stack of other terrible crap you
just had to do first? Did you get all hopped
up on goof and doll and lose track of time?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Your bastards?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
You see the kind of factory been having the watch
you Thank you so much for taking time out of
your busy schedule to make a movie.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
That's so many people apparently he wanted to see.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Go back to Pepstein's Island you dumped the perverts will
be just fine.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
There's plenty of hair on stuff. Much while you decide
what garbage to make next? What do I know? Go
in peace your jackass. Just be sure to see him
at nay it's cheaper. Good morning, you got a big
show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports mam.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
All I wanted to do is have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Why do I have to listen.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
To that John Boy person and Billy whoever on that
noisy big show button.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Mama, your morning.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's a big sean the radio. You having a birthday
of the day, you sharing one. We're former college football
coach Roll Tide in Alabama. Paul Bear Bryant would have
been one hundred and eleven today. He passed away January
twenty sixth in nineteen eighty three, at sixty nine years old.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
How about that? There's something in that.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Of course, you're the Bear University of Alabama from nineteen
forty four to nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
I know about it.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Bryant three hundred and twenty three victory, six national championships,
winning US coach in college football history, or it says
college history, it might be everything.
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Huh.
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Hang on play warning minutes. Right now, it's time for
Taylor Tayman news. Here's that girl, Marsay Tater Moran, thank you.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
I do need to pass on some sad news.
Speaker 10 (21:31):
Don't know if you've heard it yet, but legendary actor
James Earl Jones passed away. He's at passed away at
the age of ninety three. He was born Todd Jones
on January seventeenth and nineteen thirty one in rural Mississippi,
and as you know, he was the voice of Darth
Vader went on to other wonderful roles. The best thing
I saw him in was Big Bang Theory and the
(21:53):
Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 8 (21:55):
He and Sheldon like went out.
Speaker 11 (21:57):
On the town for the ninth Oh Man, oh Yeah, and.
Speaker 10 (22:01):
Doorbell Ditch carry Fisher's House and just went and acted.
They acted like high school kids for the whole thing,
and it was awesome. James Earl Jones passed away. Jennifer
Lopez and Ben Affleck. You know they're getting a divorce.
If you've heard about that, Well, they've got a lot
of things to square up because they did not have
a prenup, and so they're fighting over this thirty.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
Eight thousand square foot mega mansion.
Speaker 10 (22:24):
It's got them just all in turmoil because they're asking
sixty eight million for this money pit. And both of
them hate the house and have pubably talked about how
they hate the house, and so that's really helping say, this.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Is a twist.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
They want to get the other one the house.
Speaker 11 (22:39):
No, no, no, no, it's just it's there.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
They're fighting over this.
Speaker 10 (22:43):
It's a huge asset between the two of them, and
they both dislike the house, and they want sixty eight
million for the house and they're not getting it. Like
they did some private to some private buyers, they weren't interested,
so they had to go public with it. So for
sixty eight million, you will get twelve bedrooms, twenty four bathrooms,
a guest house, a separate living quarters for housekeeping staff,
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grounds crew, and nannies.
Speaker 11 (23:06):
According to People magazine.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Goats there's that's where they are.
Speaker 10 (23:13):
And then there's another setback for this, this megapit. The
estimated California property tax exceeds four hundred thousand dollars, So
that's about a thousand bucks.
Speaker 19 (23:25):
A day to have this this house.
Speaker 10 (23:29):
So good lucky, crazy kids. I'm glad you thought it through.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
I don't know if they're doing this with real estate.
Do you have a company that would do that.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Oh, we hate this house. Please.
Speaker 11 (23:39):
You know it's not really helping them.
Speaker 10 (23:41):
I mean it's all over People magazine, you know, in
variety that that their people are maybe these quotes, you know.
She she compromised to get the mansion, and he hated
it because it just was too time consuming for him
to get to La or this house.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Why don't they call out abnoxist dude, They'll just write
them a check.
Speaker 11 (23:58):
Shows you don't have to listen, you'll have to clean it.
We'll buy it.
Speaker 10 (24:08):
Speaking of money, Prince Harry is in a pretty good way.
He will celebrate his fortieth birthday this weekend and he
will be eight million dollars richer. Why well, his great grandmother,
his great grandmother established a trust fund for each of
her great grandchildren and at each milestone they will get
a tax free lump sum oo. So he received six
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million upon turning twenty one. Maybe why he went little
cuckoo there in Las Vegas. Then he'll get another eight
million on the fifteenth.
Speaker 11 (24:39):
A royal watcher explained, quote, oh.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
There's a trust fund set up in order for the
Queen mother to pass down a slice of her estate
down in a tax efficient way.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
According to the Daily Mails.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Mommy, I'm leaving the ghetto.
Speaker 10 (24:52):
Men, whatever would I do? What do I get by
eight million? So Megan should be very happy. That'll settle
some of their worries that they've been here in America.
Speaking of money, Selena Gomez, you know Selena Gomes, Yeah,
all right, all right, she is the newest billionaire. According
to Bloomberg, She's worth an estimated one point three billion dollars.
Speaker 8 (25:13):
She is thirty two years old.
Speaker 10 (25:14):
She has a beauty line, a makeup line called Rare Beauty,
and that has propelled her financial empire. As you know,
she's in a music, acting and a beauty brand mogul
and is an Instagram influencer with more than for for
for four hundred million followers. Apparently that's very lucrative. It
so congratulations to Selena.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
And none of that would ever happen if she was
born ugly. You thinks she okay? Now he's experience.
Speaker 11 (25:48):
Are you saying that your makeup line did not really lie?
Speaker 6 (25:54):
She was ugly?
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Is that what?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Your job?
Speaker 8 (26:01):
Yeah, please please people.
Speaker 10 (26:03):
Ryan Seacrests officially began his Will of Fortune duties. NBC
is reducing Jimmy Fallon's workload. The Tonight Show will air
repeats on Friday nights. Like his competitors Jimmy Kimmel and
Stephen Colbert, they only have a four day work week.
Friday's always a rerun. Well there, yeah, yeah, they're just
running out of you know, people are watching clips and
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things online, so they kind of you know, kind of
went into the technology and like, you know, want to
get exposure, and now it's.
Speaker 8 (26:30):
Kind of like now we can't really pay for the product.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Good luck, everybody to the stage trying to be funny.
Speaker 8 (26:38):
That's Atato tam.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Thank you very much. Baby. Well, let's get us a winner.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Let's play John boyd Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found
out this popular fitness device was originally designed as punishment
for prisoners sentenced to hard labor.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
It was the early.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Eighteen hundred that was the treadmill.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Do it for fun? Today is John Boy Jeopardy. According
to anthropologist, the oldest known depiction of a human wearing
one of these is a fifteen thousand year old cave
painting that was discovered in France during the nineteen forties.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
Oh yeah, what is the thong?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
But not on purpose?
Speaker 8 (27:19):
I'm short.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
What y'all got one?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free line, Come on
and play John Boy Jeopardy next. Good Morning, It's a
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big show on the radio World Into your Wednesday Home Day,
September the eleventh, and today's featured track from the Big
Show Box. Never forget hey words, Never forget It'd a
been box head at the Big Show dot Com brought
you by the Bank of America. Rob four hundred Sunday,
October thirteenth, shot a motor speedway right now, that's.
Speaker 9 (28:14):
Blave Yes Live across America.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
It's John Boyjemedy and now your host. He says.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
Cave paintings were kind of the social media for the
Stone Age, and just like today, all they did was
post a lot of pictures of what they ate.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
It's some more bronosaurusburgers here as I hated. Zach out
of Moleina, Georgia. Good morning, Zach, Right, buddy, Zach, first
shot at it this morning. Let's review the question right here.
All right, morning buddy. So, according to anthropologists, the oldest
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known depiction of a human wearing one of these was
a fifteen thousand year old cave painting that was discovered
in France during the nineteen forties. All right, Zach, what
you got, buddy?
Speaker 7 (29:10):
What's the anthropologist.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
As looking?
Speaker 20 (29:15):
Yeah, ain't closet?
Speaker 7 (29:20):
Well I won't. I'm going with my second thought. Then
my first thought might not be good for radio this morning.
I'm gonna say, what was he wearing a hat?
Speaker 12 (29:30):
You say, wearing a hat. Let's say all right, now
we'll let you work shot the other material. When you're
hanging over Jackie to get the Southern East pets back, Dad.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Zacht you shut out his third head.
Speaker 11 (29:52):
Just give a shout out my heads out there.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Yeah that sounds about right. Face yourself, everybody.
Speaker 8 (30:03):
Did someone call me dam.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, it was two people in the car. Somebody's helping
us back out there on Jeopardy. I think his name
was Bogart.
Speaker 8 (30:17):
I wouldn't say it was helping.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Hi be Cavil stops here.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Time capsuled right on the other side of your news.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
H m.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
This is the.
Speaker 17 (31:00):
Winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number
one exports.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
John on Bella yell lad Max here.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
How's it going, mag How.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
You think it's going? Well? I'm a little tea. What
the boys? The economy is in sad shape. An example
the car companies. Nobody's taking it harder than the airlines.
Seems like every time you turn around or trying to
charge you extra for something you used to get for free.
First it was twenty five bucks if your bag was
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too heavy, and they started making you pay for them.
Scrumptious in flight meals. Now there's airline that wants to
charge you extrap to use the toilet. And when the
kind of dude they're serving, trust me, you're gonna need
to use the toilet before you get in the Disney World.
According to the New York Times, Budget airline over in
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Ireland's talking about putting pay toilets on all their planes. Please,
have you ever been in an airplane toilet like trying
to take a dumping an MRI machine? And now they
want to charge you extra for Pretty soon it'll be
in case of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, insert
(32:21):
a dollar in the bill slot and the oxygen mask
will go down. And speaking of can't even take a
dumping piece anymore, the tree huggers have identified the next
major threat to the global environment toilet paper. All green
pieces all the twitter about how Americans love soft, fluffy
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bathroom tissue. Apparently it's killing the planet. Extra soft toilet
paper uses more trees than budget brands, and that's a
threat to all the old growth forest around the world. Well,
let me just say, and I have never met this
more lettery than I do right now, my big old Basically,
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green Peace wants us to go back to using that
cheap sandpaper feeling stuff we had back in junior high
school in Oda kinda still got chunks of wood in it.
Here's their incredible clothes. Bluffy toilet paper is worse for
the environment than driving around in a hummer pay worse.
They were holier than now now they're butt holier than this. Look.
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I ain't got nothing against the environment, but if it
comes down to a choice between old growth forests and
cotton ultrasoft, I say warm up the chainsawce. This is America.
We didn't win two World Wars and invent the big
screen TV so we could go back to wiping our
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butt with a sears cattle. If I all Gore and
all other viral pusses want to start using corn cobs again,
y'all have that ask for me. I'll give up my soft,
ruffy toilet paper when you pride for my cold dead
you know, now, Praise the Lord, pass a sharmony, Quit wording.
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Come y'all getting straight up her Shawn boy.
Speaker 17 (34:20):
And Billy, Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
There's a big John the radio and we're about twenty
is away. Mark Picker from the Accae that work in
the big esp is before weekend of college football. W
in and now boy and right now it's time to Axite.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yo, what's up?
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Patrick?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Go out to the room out ten basket up on
them grips and biscuits that got left over. That'll keep
it from going to Applebee tonight. Welcome to Axite, the
place to go for all the fort one one you
need for all y'all. What's you call intro personal relation
of spas? Dig this, ded Ike. I know you have
a long list of romantic conquests, Ahi. I was wondering
(35:44):
if any of them stand out in your mind as
the one that got away. Thanks for keeping it real.
Signed Wilbur gray Leland, South Carolina. Hey, Welba, Yeah, your
boy Ike had been married thirteen times. But in between
all them nuptilated skizoids was thousands of others who weren't
that lucky.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Ha ha.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I dated Dolly Parton and yes they is real. I
dated Chaer and no they ain't. I even played foot
seat with Eliza Minellery, but that was back when I
was in the Featsus. But dogs was all meant to
be pacifying fancies. There was one I was flat in
lovacation with and she broke Ike's heart.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Now. Now, I was at the end of my first
wave of famous osity. I was getting lots of booty
from Bertha to Trudy. One morning after an all night
with Ruth Buzzy from that laugh Inshow, I was peeling
in the alley behind the office depot when I heard
their sexty voice, you need help with that. I turned
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around to find this high yellow honey bee with a
big smile and a decent figure. It was liberation at
first sight. She looked young with that fake driver's license
set otherwise. So we went back to my suite at
the Motel five and we didn't leave the room for
ten days. Then the manager came in with a locksmith
and opened the handcuffs.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Ha ha.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
We was unseparatable baby. Now, she wasn't the smartest pimple
on the butt cheek, but hell, I didn't care. I
was only interestated in that juicy koboosie you dig. She
warn't fancy, but she ran with a pretty upscalarted crowd.
She was like one of them uh common leon spinks lizards.
She could blend the fire in anywhere, and she could
(37:35):
lie loud as she could lie. A mother Larry that
her ability to lie when the truth would have been
a better story.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
It's like she considerated it a challenge or something.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
She eventually lied her way into college because there ain't
no way that she was that smart. Now I knew
she was dating around with them praternity bros, but she
always come home to ike. It was about this time
her temper come into play.
Speaker 13 (37:57):
Now.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
I don't know if it was the stress or the booze,
but she'd go a tomical at little things like only
getting one agg roll or not finding a parking space.
But it was when she cussed the girl Scouts a
blue streak for not having tag alongs that I started
to regret teaching her all them profet titties. Then one
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night she didn't come home talk, she didn't answer the phone.
I drove my bro hem all over town, checking dive
bars and free clinics.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Nothing.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
I was emotionality obliterated. I drank more than usual. I
even gave her Vianis. And then one day I got
a letter from her, a wedding invitationary.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
She was marrying a white guy.
Speaker 9 (38:46):
Men, what of that?
Speaker 10 (38:48):
Man?
Speaker 4 (38:50):
I give this skank my heart and.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
She doesn't drive the steak in her like I was
a counter darcular. I was never the same that I
gave up women for almost two weeks. I never forgave her,
and I never heard from her again until a month ago,
talking all sweet and needing a favor. Well, Demon, how
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you can go straight back to hell. I would never
vote for you for president ever, So.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
There you go, Wilbur. I burned my soul and told
you about that evil a hole. It haunts my dreams.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
And now I'm embarrassed that I ever knocked boots with
a healtha heiress. I hope she loses into unemployment, shall
scute when America gives her the toe of its boot.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
This is Ike, he said.
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If you want a at Sike, mail to Axeike p
O Box one nine one one, Charlotte NZ two eight
two one nine, or the mail bag at the Big
Show dot com.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
And I hate your stupid laugh. You have more than
ever body the big shows on the radio. Still a
lot more coming at you.
Speaker 20 (40:03):
Hey, hey listener, my name is man Foy. I Ain'm
a motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old, I
am right divorced, and every morning I listen to Young
Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
When I wake up.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
In a van man river, go on and laugh.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
And leave the radio work.
Speaker 7 (41:06):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
That's a big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Wednesdays, September eleventh, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 6 (41:13):
I always remember the day. Yes, think he was right man.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
You always remember he got married on September the eleventh,
two years back, and Jack you figure.
Speaker 6 (41:23):
Out the years that Peyton is still putting up with him.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
So if y'all know Ron Thickman, former Risle Beach police officer,
and you hand over count of ship's deputy advertisers messing around.
Speaker 6 (41:35):
Man, it was a fishing there's Thicky. Happy anniversary.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Let's go back to some fun times before he met
the perfect bride.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
My buddy, Officer Thicky downath Beach.
Speaker 14 (41:47):
Of course, Thinky hadn't been around lately because he got
a girlfriend. That's where he's been all win or now
here was summer coming up. You know, I was kind
of bummed out about that, But then I heard that
they may have broken up. Matter of fact, I heard
it right here on the Big Show when Oliver was
in Randy when you played at clip please.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
And Officer Thiggy Bear finally pulled a Houdini from that
old schizophrenic ball and chain and his back on beach patrol.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
I was wondering, is it true?
Speaker 14 (42:14):
And then in the mail of course Jackie is in
charge of the male here when when he comes to
personal stuff with me just started right after the ANTHRAXK.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
No, but I had nothing to do with it. It was okay,
a timing around here, maybe, So Jackie, what is ahead
of that? What is it called? Application for the entourage?
Speaker 19 (42:39):
Application for John Boys Entourage?
Speaker 14 (42:42):
So this is from Thiggy so uh well, let's uh well,
let's hear it Jackie.
Speaker 19 (42:47):
At the top, it says application for John Boys Entourage.
Print your name, He's Byron h quote unquote run any
given alias names He's put Thiggy, Thiggy Bear, and stupid.
Speaker 14 (43:02):
Have you ever applied?
Speaker 19 (43:08):
Have you ever applied for this position before?
Speaker 6 (43:11):
Yes?
Speaker 19 (43:11):
If yes, please give approximate date eight ninety eight. Were
you ever previously accepted to the entourage?
Speaker 6 (43:17):
Yes?
Speaker 19 (43:18):
Note if you were ever a member of the entourage
and you were one yelled at by Randy two, John
Boy would not return your phone calls. Please do not
continue to fill out or submit this application. Reasons for
separation from the entourage think he has put. I was
not thinking and got serious with a girl. I know
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I broke a major rule as outlined in the Entourage handbook,
and for this I am sorry. Please list reasons you
feel that you could be an asset to John Boy's entourage.
He's put good driving, history, enjoy staying out all hours
of the night, loves to trestl enjoy service work, easily
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humored and entertainment, and I'm good with math.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Do you object to being on call? No?
Speaker 19 (44:23):
Do you object to being call names or being the
object of public humiliation?
Speaker 17 (44:29):
No?
Speaker 19 (44:32):
Are you currently engaged or married?
Speaker 2 (44:34):
No?
Speaker 19 (44:35):
Does the thought of being single or divorce bother you?
Speaker 2 (44:39):
He put No.
Speaker 19 (44:43):
If you answered yes to any of the above questions,
do not submit this application.
Speaker 14 (44:49):
Please understand.
Speaker 19 (44:50):
He says that being a part of the Loser entourage
is very demanding and an important responsibility. You will be
responsible for John Boy's transportation, his arrival to his job
on time, getting him home at night at a decent hour,
walking and feeding any of his numerous pets, taking him
to the airport, loading him onto the airplane, and most importantly,
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making sure that when the plane takes off he is
still on the airplane, especially if that plane is delivering
him back.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
To a work environment. Other duties of.
Speaker 19 (45:22):
The Entourage member may include boat captain, toilet paper restocker,
twenty four hour on call taxi service, and above all,
remember your day is not done until John Boy is
a slinky.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
That is so true.
Speaker 19 (45:43):
Any resistance to any task could result in immediate termination
from the Entourage. If separation from the Entourage does occur,
these are some of the exciting.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Jobs you may qualify for.
Speaker 19 (45:57):
Car salesman, beer management, bar owner, medical retirement.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
That's not.
Speaker 19 (46:10):
NASCAR spotter and hall are fed boy and football coach.
If this sounds like the job for you, please sign
your full name below, which he has. Responses from the
Entourage review board usually takes between four and six weeks, except.
Speaker 6 (46:33):
I think you need to call him and inform him
or denial on the air if.
Speaker 19 (46:38):
You don't want him, I dude.
Speaker 8 (46:41):
Good job there Byron.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
Yeah, well that's just as
Good more than everybody if my Big Show family yours,
thank you for listening, your listen news what a sports
coming up?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hello? Listen Ricky bay Sharp bro oh.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
About you pot lickers are listening to a couple other
pot liquers, noted John boyd Philly on the Big Show.
You know, I just a guest star on the Playhouse
and the official mascot from mister populist Pizza Runt.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
That's just the tip of the iceberg.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
But this note from John Boy keep it short.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Goga dole up in Adam.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You got the Big Joe crew waking you up this
morning hopefully, or if you just laying there, hit the
snooze button. We'll be here in eight minute. Have along
your snooze button now, can you control how long the
snooze is are?
Speaker 6 (01:26):
No?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah? Okay, thank you, but we are waiting.
Speaker 7 (01:31):
We are here.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Okay, Hey everybody, man, look at this. It is September
the eleventh. Can you believe the attack on us was
twenty three.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Years ago today? That is something man.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I was sitting right there in the studios on Billigram Parkway.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Yeah, say what is going on here?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well we say never forget And as long as we
are broadcasting on the radio. In our podcast, we will
not that's our feature track for the big show bit Box,
never forget and put together a good job.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Of course, what you do, Randy?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, all right, body, Well, let's say it is Patriot
Day and National Day of Service and Remembrance in memory
of the nearly three thousand people who were killed September
eleventh and terrorist attacks. Each year in the US we
observe Patriot Day and National Day of Service and Remembrance
on this date. We're doing a good time to thank
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somebody for their service when you run in to them
today on the September eleventh. All right, and one more
today is National make your Bed Day. If you have
somebody like Jackie. I know of Jackie. I know she's
coming over to the house and a wife in there.
You know it helped me out. I'll just leave the
bedroom door open. She can't resist. She will make up
your bed.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
You hate to see an unmade bed, don't you. Maybe
how about Maundry you.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, we got three days and this are saved up.
They'll be very important. We'll get the first prize pack out.
Get that Wednesday winning beginning big shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
First prize pack, how about a low Tiger's Motorcycle Lawyers
at Ride package, cool swag and a twenty five dollars
gas card that will fill up at Motorcycle. Maybe you
will be the one to win that one of a
con Big Show bike from lawd Tiger's custom built by
Rick Bray of RKB Customs. You don't want a prize pack,
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make sure your names in a hat.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Go to Big.
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Showbike dot com.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You know you always click on the link at the
Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
It was on a date in two thousands of oil
prices continue to rise and the number of protests around
the world increased. America, the largest consumer of oil, was
now facing prices that may reach more than a dollar
seventy per gallon out crawlsing concern over the effect on inflation.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
It's crazy that that was high.
Speaker 9 (04:10):
I remember when when gas prices the first time they
hit two dollars. I made the nightly news because I
was the only one. They're pumping gas in my car,
you know, and everybody else was like protesting by not
buying gas, and the news reporter. So you're going to
go for a drive. Well, yeah, I got a car, and.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
But yeah it was it was a big glass.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
So this was two thousand dollars seventy What is it now?
Is it stays over three?
Speaker 10 (04:36):
Ye?
Speaker 8 (04:37):
Bouncing?
Speaker 10 (04:37):
Yeah, it's been bouncing around here in Charlotte between like
three forty nine and I think got down just like
a three oh six.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Now it wasn't the diesel deal. Don't go cheaper.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
Oh that used to be the cheaper one. It's up there.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Well, let's move up to three. Two men handed the
clerk in mishall Wakaw, Indiana, a sevent eleven store a
note that said put it in the bag. Clerk said
she didn't understand the note and handed it back to
the thugs. The two bad guys began to argue over
how the note was worded, and then left the store
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empty handed.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Do you want me to put?
Speaker 8 (05:15):
What do you want me to put in the bag?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
You have a lot of things here.
Speaker 8 (05:17):
I could put a lot of things in one thing.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
You stupid.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I told you put rock cash.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Why don't you just tell me?
Speaker 11 (05:25):
I take your note back?
Speaker 4 (05:26):
No, those aren't the pot.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Finally, it was this day in twenty twenty three, one
year ago. Today Rock band Aerosmith postponed their peace out
the Farewell Tour after three shows through the vocal cord
injury of singer Steven Tyler. That was age seventy five.
Speaker 11 (05:47):
I believe they are still not toy They're still not tour.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:52):
I think he's still on the mend.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Little Tom hit him high notes all those years.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Well, there you going.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
There's a kind of goes one. Eight hundred big shows
you told free Line. Come on, we'll play out birds
next good Wednesday morning, September eleventh, Big shows on the
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radio in our feature track on the Big Show bit box.
Never forget here's for keyword, never forget. He brought you
by the Bank of America Roval four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth,
and shot him motor Speedway.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
They're right now.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Let's get just winning.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Outburst. Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
That's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Shohn boy Bay. We give the prizes from the big prize.
Be let's go contested number one. This should it be
a lot of fun playing uppers, having.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
The upping gast time you have the thist time level
big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Let's say he Anthony from Shotting in God can I says.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
We shot.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Wel good morning, Anthony, Good morning, Hey Marty, welcome. All right,
let's get you through these three kind ofgores and get
that prize package to you that and try to hoot
you there.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Bunny, all right, all right, holler out three things on
a gas pump, ready to go?
Speaker 12 (07:54):
All right, right, agreed, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
All right, Anthony, holler three things at a sevent eleven.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
We're ready to go.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
For the win.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Three rock bands, ready.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Go, Aerosmith, the Beatles, and and there.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Is Anthony winning just like that, Lord Tiger's prize pack,
naming a hat for the big show bike.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
All right, you have you a great rest of your day, Anthony,
all right, how about that man? We're talking a year
ago today Aerosmith canceled the tour called Stephen Tyler's throat
was hurting, and yeah, you say, just last month they
officially retired.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
On their website.
Speaker 10 (08:46):
It just said that Stephen can't get a full recovery
of his vocal injury and that as a.
Speaker 11 (08:52):
Band they're retiring from the touring state.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
That was back in August.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Lily On did the same thing too, but in any falls.
Speaker 13 (09:01):
Away, good morning, A big show is on the radio.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Talk about it. Oh, come on, come on, Marty, Come on,
lod Is Funny.
Speaker 14 (09:47):
Cave up, Marty, We're going to talk about our parent company.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
They may not know it, they're gonna find out that.
We'll make sure they know about know it.
Speaker 14 (09:56):
Yeahs employee the Tomobilly Radio Network ahead of affiliate syndication sales.
Syndication sales. Thank you very much, Marty. You see a
key person in the organization.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Johnny doesn't even know what his job Tipen is. I
know he is listener, yea.
Speaker 14 (10:14):
He mightst be doing something good because what what was
your net pay for two weeks?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Marty?
Speaker 14 (10:18):
Let's see, Well, first of all, what was your gross?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
All right, my gross?
Speaker 15 (10:21):
Let's see one million, one million, ninety two thousand and
forty nine dollars and thirty three cents. But of course,
after the government gets let me tell you what sales
are booming?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yeah, sales are good. What did you what did you
net that much on that?
Speaker 16 (10:40):
Wait a minute, now, I do have a four to
one K program, and I do have medical insurance in
my wife myself, and it was five hundred and seventy
two thousand, four hundred nineteen dollars and seventy four cents.
Speaker 14 (10:50):
Holy moly.
Speaker 16 (10:52):
So I called making our illustrious leader and I and
I said, is there something you need to tell me?
And he says, what do you mean? I said, have
I been?
Speaker 7 (11:02):
You know?
Speaker 17 (11:02):
Let go?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
What's you that might have been your severance package?
Speaker 14 (11:05):
Well, if that's your severance package, I'd like to get
fired immediately.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
As a matter of fact, I was wishing for that.
Speaker 16 (11:11):
Then I call Randy, you know, and I'm talking to Randy,
and Randy says, you know, what you would hear from me.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
If it happened to me, if this happened to him. Nothing.
Speaker 14 (11:21):
We don't know what happened to him disappeared.
Speaker 15 (11:23):
And for those of you who don't know much about
the radio business, that's way high.
Speaker 14 (11:30):
Congratulation, Marty, but we won't take the money back. But
you are employee of the week. It's shame on you.
Speaker 18 (11:37):
You're the quarterback for this whole thing, and you don't
even know what job titles people have around Marty Lambert,
Director of Affiliate Relations, something to do with affiliates. I mean,
it wasn't that long ago you had Barry Hobson, our
chief engineer, listed as a big show listener.
Speaker 19 (11:57):
Johnny doesn't know half the people.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
What.
Speaker 18 (12:00):
I'll give you fifty bucks if you can tell me
the last name of six employees. Wait, wait, wait, Billy, James, Billy.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Excluding Billy every week. Wait a minute, who's that?
Speaker 18 (12:12):
I'll give you one hundred dollars if you can spell
my last name every time he writes me your check
to reimburse me something. He spells my last name different.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Randy Boob's ribbling.
Speaker 14 (12:25):
I never can't remember if it was one Z and
two l's or two season one L to know, so
he puts three of each.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, wow, oh man, Yeah, but uh anyway, yeah, I
need to get some No, no, it's more my employees.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (12:43):
And calling them baby doctor and partner ain't getting it
no more.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
All right, Well, this little thing's grown.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Man.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
You said, just you know how to keep up with Billy.
Then you came your name. Yeah, she learn how to
spell it.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (12:55):
But Randy's title is uh, please executive something. I know
it's executive producing producer, producer of the Big Show.
Speaker 18 (13:07):
All right, And Johnny had me put on his business
card his title double knot spot.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
I swear I always want to have a business card.
Speaker 18 (13:17):
And Billy's Billy Johnny actually told me what to put
on Billy's card, Billy James. It says underneath it the
and Billy guy.
Speaker 14 (13:25):
Thanks for that.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
What's Cookie's real name? Cookie is a nickname, Cookie Eddings
the real name.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Not her last name, Cookie, No Cosmo, barb Elizabeth.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
That's right you brother, girl at the front. That you
the girl that you go Barbara's reception. Barbara. All right,
I can find out. All I got to know is
called Barbara.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Now, good morning, it's a big show on the radio
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for your Wednesday morning. Well, summer's almost over and Hollywood's
still putting out some big movies.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Here to tell us about the latest.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Our resident film critic, Rabbi Myron Bergstein, Welcome back, Rabbi.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Sholloy, homies, what happening? John Boy was shaking with you? Buddy, Buddy?
Who the hell are you calling? Buddy? You don't I
tied my calls.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
You don't invite me out to snotstick farm, booger branch
ranch not boog.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
I watched the day.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
And another thing, you never offered me refreshments when I
come in here. That's the very least you could do.
I come in here, all typesh of weather. I'm an
old man. You don't think I get diisties hungry? Made
me want a snack? Is that how you treat your buddies?
Your bastard?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Right, I'm sorry, So you can I offer you some refreshments?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
No, I'm good? All right? What did you say this time?
I went the Sheeed, the big sequel?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Everybody's talking about Beagle Grease, Beagel Grease, beetle Juice, beetle Juice.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Can we talk about your moonshine half time? Sorry? And
you never offered me any of that either. Would you
like some?
Speaker 10 (15:42):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Thanks?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I got Sturno at home. So I tell you what.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I was really excited to see dish movie. So did
you see the first one? The first Beagle Grease Beetlejuice movie?
Speaker 6 (15:56):
When was this?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I think about nineteen eighty eight? Oh great, and now
I gotta go back and watch. That's like, can figure
out what I just saw those?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
How did you like this one? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I think I liked it. It was a pretty wild ride.
I can tell you that. That's what you get from
the director. He's the guy that did the Peepie's huge expedition.
It's like spending two hours in a carnival funhouse. Well
that was the cast good. I guess nobody stood a
chance against Beagel Grease. He stole the show, played by
one of the greatest actors alive today, Michael Jordan. Michael Keaton.
(16:36):
Who Michael Keaton. I thought that was Spartacus's kid who
married that smoking hot Spanish chick who's forty years younger
than he is.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
That's Michael Bellbliss.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I thought that was the fat show in the windbreaker
who makes propaganda movies no one watching.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
That's Michael Moore.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I thought that was the pothead Olympic swimmer. That's Michael Phelps.
I thought that was the singer who bleed skin and
like little kids. That's Michael Jackson. I thought that was
the insane guy who eats is. There's Mike Tyson. I
thought that was the gross candy they still make but
no one admits to eating. That's Mike and Ike. So
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who the hell am I thinking of Michael Keaton? He
should have married someone in his own Hey, if he
could find someone still alive, well, what do you think?
I think he probably picked her up on the streets
of San Francisco.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
The movie Oh.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Well, I'm gonna say four out of five yarmickers, but
that could either go up or down depending on what
I see the first one.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I mean, what have you been doing for thirty five years?
Did you just forget?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Did you have a stack of other terrible crap you
just had to do first? Did you get all hopped
up on goof and doll and lose track of time?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Your bastards?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
You see the kind of factory been having the watch
you Thank you so much for taking time out of
your busy schedule to make a movie.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
That's so many people apparently he wanted to see.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Go back to Pepstein's Island you dumped the perverts will
be just fine.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
There's plenty of hair on stuff. Much while you decide
what garbage to make next? What do I know? Go
in peace your jackass. Just be sure to see him
at nay it's cheaper. Good morning, you got a big
show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports mam.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
All I wanted to do is have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Why do I have to listen.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
To that John Boy person and Billy whoever on that
noisy big show button.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Mama, your morning.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's a big sean the radio. You having a birthday
of the day, you sharing one. We're former college football
coach Roll Tide in Alabama. Paul Bear Bryant would have
been one hundred and eleven today. He passed away January
twenty sixth in nineteen eighty three, at sixty nine years old.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
How about that? There's something in that.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Of course, you're the Bear University of Alabama from nineteen
forty four to nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
I know about it.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Bryant three hundred and twenty three victory, six national championships,
winning US coach in college football history, or it says
college history, it might be everything.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
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o'clock Saturday afternoon.
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halfway mark is when they do their feature.
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roll Tide. Good morning. That's a big Sean radio coming up.
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Hang on play warning minutes. Right now, it's time for
Taylor Tayman news. Here's that girl, Marsay Tater Moran, thank you.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
I do need to pass on some sad news.
Speaker 10 (21:31):
Don't know if you've heard it yet, but legendary actor
James Earl Jones passed away. He's at passed away at
the age of ninety three. He was born Todd Jones
on January seventeenth and nineteen thirty one in rural Mississippi,
and as you know, he was the voice of Darth
Vader went on to other wonderful roles. The best thing
I saw him in was Big Bang Theory and the
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Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 8 (21:55):
He and Sheldon like went out.
Speaker 11 (21:57):
On the town for the ninth Oh Man, oh Yeah, and.
Speaker 10 (22:01):
Doorbell Ditch carry Fisher's House and just went and acted.
They acted like high school kids for the whole thing,
and it was awesome. James Earl Jones passed away. Jennifer
Lopez and Ben Affleck. You know they're getting a divorce.
If you've heard about that, Well, they've got a lot
of things to square up because they did not have
a prenup, and so they're fighting over this thirty.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
Eight thousand square foot mega mansion.
Speaker 10 (22:24):
It's got them just all in turmoil because they're asking
sixty eight million for this money pit. And both of
them hate the house and have pubably talked about how
they hate the house, and so that's really helping say, this.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
Is a twist.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
They want to get the other one the house.
Speaker 11 (22:39):
No, no, no, no, it's just it's there.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
They're fighting over this.
Speaker 10 (22:43):
It's a huge asset between the two of them, and
they both dislike the house, and they want sixty eight
million for the house and they're not getting it. Like
they did some private to some private buyers, they weren't interested,
so they had to go public with it. So for
sixty eight million, you will get twelve bedrooms, twenty four bathrooms,
a guest house, a separate living quarters for housekeeping staff,
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grounds crew, and nannies.
Speaker 11 (23:06):
According to People magazine.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Goats there's that's where they are.
Speaker 10 (23:13):
And then there's another setback for this, this megapit. The
estimated California property tax exceeds four hundred thousand dollars, So
that's about a thousand bucks.
Speaker 19 (23:25):
A day to have this this house.
Speaker 10 (23:29):
So good lucky, crazy kids. I'm glad you thought it through.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
I don't know if they're doing this with real estate.
Do you have a company that would do that.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Oh, we hate this house. Please.
Speaker 11 (23:39):
You know it's not really helping them.
Speaker 10 (23:41):
I mean it's all over People magazine, you know, in
variety that that their people are maybe these quotes, you know.
She she compromised to get the mansion, and he hated
it because it just was too time consuming for him
to get to La or this house.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Why don't they call out abnoxist dude, They'll just write
them a check.
Speaker 11 (23:58):
Shows you don't have to listen, you'll have to clean it.
We'll buy it.
Speaker 10 (24:08):
Speaking of money, Prince Harry is in a pretty good way.
He will celebrate his fortieth birthday this weekend and he
will be eight million dollars richer. Why well, his great grandmother,
his great grandmother established a trust fund for each of
her great grandchildren and at each milestone they will get
a tax free lump sum oo. So he received six
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million upon turning twenty one. Maybe why he went little
cuckoo there in Las Vegas. Then he'll get another eight
million on the fifteenth.
Speaker 11 (24:39):
A royal watcher explained, quote, oh.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
There's a trust fund set up in order for the
Queen mother to pass down a slice of her estate
down in a tax efficient way.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
According to the Daily Mails.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Mommy, I'm leaving the ghetto.
Speaker 10 (24:52):
Men, whatever would I do? What do I get by
eight million? So Megan should be very happy. That'll settle
some of their worries that they've been here in America.
Speaking of money, Selena Gomez, you know Selena Gomes, Yeah,
all right, all right, she is the newest billionaire. According
to Bloomberg, She's worth an estimated one point three billion dollars.
Speaker 8 (25:13):
She is thirty two years old.
Speaker 10 (25:14):
She has a beauty line, a makeup line called Rare Beauty,
and that has propelled her financial empire. As you know,
she's in a music, acting and a beauty brand mogul
and is an Instagram influencer with more than for for
for four hundred million followers. Apparently that's very lucrative. It
so congratulations to Selena.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
And none of that would ever happen if she was
born ugly. You thinks she okay? Now he's experience.
Speaker 11 (25:48):
Are you saying that your makeup line did not really lie?
Speaker 6 (25:54):
She was ugly?
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Is that what?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Your job?
Speaker 8 (26:01):
Yeah, please please people.
Speaker 10 (26:03):
Ryan Seacrests officially began his Will of Fortune duties. NBC
is reducing Jimmy Fallon's workload. The Tonight Show will air
repeats on Friday nights. Like his competitors Jimmy Kimmel and
Stephen Colbert, they only have a four day work week.
Friday's always a rerun. Well there, yeah, yeah, they're just
running out of you know, people are watching clips and
(26:25):
things online, so they kind of you know, kind of
went into the technology and like, you know, want to
get exposure, and now it's.
Speaker 8 (26:30):
Kind of like now we can't really pay for the product.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Good luck, everybody to the stage trying to be funny.
Speaker 8 (26:38):
That's Atato tam.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Thank you very much. Baby. Well, let's get us a winner.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Let's play John boyd Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found
out this popular fitness device was originally designed as punishment
for prisoners sentenced to hard labor.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
It was the early.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Eighteen hundred that was the treadmill.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Do it for fun? Today is John Boy Jeopardy. According
to anthropologist, the oldest known depiction of a human wearing
one of these is a fifteen thousand year old cave
painting that was discovered in France during the nineteen forties.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
Oh yeah, what is the thong?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
But not on purpose?
Speaker 8 (27:19):
I'm short.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
What y'all got one?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free line, Come on
and play John Boy Jeopardy next. Good Morning, It's a
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big show on the radio World Into your Wednesday Home Day,
September the eleventh, and today's featured track from the Big
Show Box. Never forget hey words, Never forget It'd a
been box head at the Big Show dot Com brought
you by the Bank of America. Rob four hundred Sunday,
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Speaker 9 (28:14):
Blave Yes Live across America.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
It's John Boyjemedy and now your host. He says.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
Cave paintings were kind of the social media for the
Stone Age, and just like today, all they did was
post a lot of pictures of what they ate.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
It's some more bronosaurusburgers here as I hated. Zach out
of Moleina, Georgia. Good morning, Zach, Right, buddy, Zach, first
shot at it this morning. Let's review the question right here.
All right, morning buddy. So, according to anthropologists, the oldest
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known depiction of a human wearing one of these was
a fifteen thousand year old cave painting that was discovered
in France during the nineteen forties. All right, Zach, what
you got, buddy?
Speaker 7 (29:10):
What's the anthropologist.
Speaker 6 (29:13):
As looking?
Speaker 20 (29:15):
Yeah, ain't closet?
Speaker 7 (29:20):
Well I won't. I'm going with my second thought. Then
my first thought might not be good for radio this morning.
I'm gonna say, what was he wearing a hat?
Speaker 12 (29:30):
You say, wearing a hat. Let's say all right, now
we'll let you work shot the other material. When you're
hanging over Jackie to get the Southern East pets back, Dad.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Zacht you shut out his third head.
Speaker 11 (29:52):
Just give a shout out my heads out there.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Yeah that sounds about right. Face yourself, everybody.
Speaker 8 (30:03):
Did someone call me dam.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, it was two people in the car. Somebody's helping
us back out there on Jeopardy. I think his name
was Bogart.
Speaker 8 (30:17):
I wouldn't say it was helping.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Hi be Cavil stops here.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Time capsuled right on the other side of your news.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
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Speaker 6 (30:59):
This is the.
Speaker 17 (31:00):
Winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number
one exports.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
John on Bella yell lad Max here.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
How's it going, mag How.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
You think it's going? Well? I'm a little tea. What
the boys? The economy is in sad shape. An example
the car companies. Nobody's taking it harder than the airlines.
Seems like every time you turn around or trying to
charge you extra for something you used to get for free.
First it was twenty five bucks if your bag was
(31:39):
too heavy, and they started making you pay for them.
Scrumptious in flight meals. Now there's airline that wants to
charge you extrap to use the toilet. And when the
kind of dude they're serving, trust me, you're gonna need
to use the toilet before you get in the Disney World.
According to the New York Times, Budget airline over in
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Ireland's talking about putting pay toilets on all their planes. Please,
have you ever been in an airplane toilet like trying
to take a dumping an MRI machine? And now they
want to charge you extra for Pretty soon it'll be
in case of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, insert
(32:21):
a dollar in the bill slot and the oxygen mask
will go down. And speaking of can't even take a
dumping piece anymore, the tree huggers have identified the next
major threat to the global environment toilet paper. All green
pieces all the twitter about how Americans love soft, fluffy
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bathroom tissue. Apparently it's killing the planet. Extra soft toilet
paper uses more trees than budget brands, and that's a
threat to all the old growth forest around the world. Well,
let me just say, and I have never met this
more lettery than I do right now, my big old Basically,
(33:07):
green Peace wants us to go back to using that
cheap sandpaper feeling stuff we had back in junior high
school in Oda kinda still got chunks of wood in it.
Here's their incredible clothes. Bluffy toilet paper is worse for
the environment than driving around in a hummer pay worse.
They were holier than now now they're butt holier than this. Look.
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I ain't got nothing against the environment, but if it
comes down to a choice between old growth forests and
cotton ultrasoft, I say warm up the chainsawce. This is America.
We didn't win two World Wars and invent the big
screen TV so we could go back to wiping our
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butt with a sears cattle. If I all Gore and
all other viral pusses want to start using corn cobs again,
y'all have that ask for me. I'll give up my soft,
ruffy toilet paper when you pride for my cold dead
you know, now, Praise the Lord, pass a sharmony, Quit wording.
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Come y'all getting straight up her Shawn boy.
Speaker 17 (34:20):
And Billy, Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
There's a big John the radio and we're about twenty
is away. Mark Picker from the Accae that work in
the big esp is before weekend of college football. W
in and now boy and right now it's time to Axite.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yo, what's up?
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Patrick?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Go out to the room out ten basket up on
them grips and biscuits that got left over. That'll keep
it from going to Applebee tonight. Welcome to Axite, the
place to go for all the fort one one you
need for all y'all. What's you call intro personal relation
of spas? Dig this, ded Ike. I know you have
a long list of romantic conquests, Ahi. I was wondering
(35:44):
if any of them stand out in your mind as
the one that got away. Thanks for keeping it real.
Signed Wilbur gray Leland, South Carolina. Hey, Welba, Yeah, your
boy Ike had been married thirteen times. But in between
all them nuptilated skizoids was thousands of others who weren't
that lucky.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Ha ha.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I dated Dolly Parton and yes they is real. I
dated Chaer and no they ain't. I even played foot
seat with Eliza Minellery, but that was back when I
was in the Featsus. But dogs was all meant to
be pacifying fancies. There was one I was flat in
lovacation with and she broke Ike's heart.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Now. Now, I was at the end of my first
wave of famous osity. I was getting lots of booty
from Bertha to Trudy. One morning after an all night
with Ruth Buzzy from that laugh Inshow, I was peeling
in the alley behind the office depot when I heard
their sexty voice, you need help with that. I turned
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around to find this high yellow honey bee with a
big smile and a decent figure. It was liberation at
first sight. She looked young with that fake driver's license
set otherwise. So we went back to my suite at
the Motel five and we didn't leave the room for
ten days. Then the manager came in with a locksmith
and opened the handcuffs.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Ha ha.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
We was unseparatable baby. Now, she wasn't the smartest pimple
on the butt cheek, but hell, I didn't care. I
was only interestated in that juicy koboosie you dig. She
warn't fancy, but she ran with a pretty upscalarted crowd.
She was like one of them uh common leon spinks lizards.
She could blend the fire in anywhere, and she could
(37:35):
lie loud as she could lie. A mother Larry that
her ability to lie when the truth would have been
a better story.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
It's like she considerated it a challenge or something.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
She eventually lied her way into college because there ain't
no way that she was that smart. Now I knew
she was dating around with them praternity bros, but she
always come home to ike. It was about this time
her temper come into play.
Speaker 13 (37:57):
Now.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
I don't know if it was the stress or the booze,
but she'd go a tomical at little things like only
getting one agg roll or not finding a parking space.
But it was when she cussed the girl Scouts a
blue streak for not having tag alongs that I started
to regret teaching her all them profet titties. Then one
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night she didn't come home talk, she didn't answer the phone.
I drove my bro hem all over town, checking dive
bars and free clinics.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Nothing.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
I was emotionality obliterated. I drank more than usual. I
even gave her Vianis. And then one day I got
a letter from her, a wedding invitationary.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
She was marrying a white guy.
Speaker 9 (38:46):
Men, what of that?
Speaker 10 (38:48):
Man?
Speaker 4 (38:50):
I give this skank my heart and.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
She doesn't drive the steak in her like I was
a counter darcular. I was never the same that I
gave up women for almost two weeks. I never forgave her,
and I never heard from her again until a month ago,
talking all sweet and needing a favor. Well, Demon, how
(39:14):
you can go straight back to hell. I would never
vote for you for president ever, So.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
There you go, Wilbur. I burned my soul and told
you about that evil a hole. It haunts my dreams.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
And now I'm embarrassed that I ever knocked boots with
a healtha heiress. I hope she loses into unemployment, shall
scute when America gives her the toe of its boot.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
This is Ike, he said.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
If you want a at Sike, mail to Axeike p
O Box one nine one one, Charlotte NZ two eight
two one nine, or the mail bag at the Big
Show dot com.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
And I hate your stupid laugh. You have more than
ever body the big shows on the radio. Still a
lot more coming at you.
Speaker 20 (40:03):
Hey, hey listener, my name is man Foy. I Ain'm
a motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old, I
am right divorced, and every morning I listen to Young
Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
When I wake up.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
In a van man river, go on and laugh.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
And leave the radio work.
Speaker 7 (41:06):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
That's a big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Wednesdays, September eleventh, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 6 (41:13):
I always remember the day. Yes, think he was right man.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
You always remember he got married on September the eleventh,
two years back, and Jack you figure.
Speaker 6 (41:23):
Out the years that Peyton is still putting up with him.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
So if y'all know Ron Thickman, former Risle Beach police officer,
and you hand over count of ship's deputy advertisers messing around.
Speaker 6 (41:35):
Man, it was a fishing there's Thicky. Happy anniversary.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Let's go back to some fun times before he met
the perfect bride.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
My buddy, Officer Thicky downath Beach.
Speaker 14 (41:47):
Of course, Thinky hadn't been around lately because he got
a girlfriend. That's where he's been all win or now
here was summer coming up. You know, I was kind
of bummed out about that, But then I heard that
they may have broken up. Matter of fact, I heard
it right here on the Big Show when Oliver was
in Randy when you played at clip please.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
And Officer Thiggy Bear finally pulled a Houdini from that
old schizophrenic ball and chain and his back on beach patrol.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
I was wondering, is it true?
Speaker 14 (42:14):
And then in the mail of course Jackie is in
charge of the male here when when he comes to
personal stuff with me just started right after the ANTHRAXK.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
No, but I had nothing to do with it. It was okay,
a timing around here, maybe, So Jackie, what is ahead
of that? What is it called? Application for the entourage?
Speaker 19 (42:39):
Application for John Boys Entourage?
Speaker 14 (42:42):
So this is from Thiggy so uh well, let's uh well,
let's hear it Jackie.
Speaker 19 (42:47):
At the top, it says application for John Boys Entourage.
Print your name, He's Byron h quote unquote run any
given alias names He's put Thiggy, Thiggy Bear, and stupid.
Speaker 14 (43:02):
Have you ever applied?
Speaker 19 (43:08):
Have you ever applied for this position before?
Speaker 6 (43:11):
Yes?
Speaker 19 (43:11):
If yes, please give approximate date eight ninety eight. Were
you ever previously accepted to the entourage?
Speaker 6 (43:17):
Yes?
Speaker 19 (43:18):
Note if you were ever a member of the entourage
and you were one yelled at by Randy two, John
Boy would not return your phone calls. Please do not
continue to fill out or submit this application. Reasons for
separation from the entourage think he has put. I was
not thinking and got serious with a girl. I know
(43:39):
I broke a major rule as outlined in the Entourage handbook,
and for this I am sorry. Please list reasons you
feel that you could be an asset to John Boy's entourage.
He's put good driving, history, enjoy staying out all hours
of the night, loves to trestl enjoy service work, easily
(44:07):
humored and entertainment, and I'm good with math.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Do you object to being on call? No?
Speaker 19 (44:23):
Do you object to being call names or being the
object of public humiliation?
Speaker 17 (44:29):
No?
Speaker 19 (44:32):
Are you currently engaged or married?
Speaker 2 (44:34):
No?
Speaker 19 (44:35):
Does the thought of being single or divorce bother you?
Speaker 2 (44:39):
He put No.
Speaker 19 (44:43):
If you answered yes to any of the above questions,
do not submit this application.
Speaker 14 (44:49):
Please understand.
Speaker 19 (44:50):
He says that being a part of the Loser entourage
is very demanding and an important responsibility. You will be
responsible for John Boy's transportation, his arrival to his job
on time, getting him home at night at a decent hour,
walking and feeding any of his numerous pets, taking him
to the airport, loading him onto the airplane, and most importantly,
(45:10):
making sure that when the plane takes off he is
still on the airplane, especially if that plane is delivering
him back.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
To a work environment. Other duties of.
Speaker 19 (45:22):
The Entourage member may include boat captain, toilet paper restocker,
twenty four hour on call taxi service, and above all,
remember your day is not done until John Boy is
a slinky.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
That is so true.
Speaker 19 (45:43):
Any resistance to any task could result in immediate termination
from the Entourage. If separation from the Entourage does occur,
these are some of the exciting.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Jobs you may qualify for.
Speaker 19 (45:57):
Car salesman, beer management, bar owner, medical retirement.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
That's not.
Speaker 19 (46:10):
NASCAR spotter and hall are fed boy and football coach.
If this sounds like the job for you, please sign
your full name below, which he has. Responses from the
Entourage review board usually takes between four and six weeks, except.
Speaker 6 (46:33):
I think you need to call him and inform him
or denial on the air if.
Speaker 19 (46:38):
You don't want him, I dude.
Speaker 8 (46:41):
Good job there Byron.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
Yeah, well that's just as
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