June 5, 2024 • 38 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, We’ll check in with the AdTalk line at Wild Ward Burton’s Caterpillar Corner.. - Tater fills in the blanks for this weeks Tatertainment Report.. - Marvin Webster takes a logical look at the lottery and the people who win.. - Terry Hanson tells us about the time he met soccer legend Pele.. - Ike Turner sings “She’s My Ex-Spouse”.. - and Hoyt tells us how Delbert is trying to turn his life around..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Where's my big bag?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Gogn lou of Anaa when the June fifth and we
all par triculating in here? I eight articulating down the field? Man,
I wish Hank Straham. What did he say coaching Kansas City.
I don't have anybody in here they can give me
(01:18):
that answer. Maybe it was matriculating. Does that sound right
down the field? Is that something you can do?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Matriculate?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Well, yeah, it's if you're doing night.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah. I think it means like thought fully we'll wear
So okay, well, I'll get back to words kind of
my business that I've excelled in since I graduated Graham
High School.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Red Devils that was name.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Oh okay, Well, I looked this up real quick, just
because I'm a fast typer, and it says matriculate means
to enroll as a member of a body. But per
the NFL guys, it apparently is a synonym for March.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Good work, Tiger, how wrong?
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
The folks had read it.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, and now we got three days in history saved up.
Let's get to those and get the categories and get
that winning beginning as we matriculate toward our first prize.
Fact Big Joe's on the radio came up after that take.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yeah, so it came up after that the Kansas City Chiefs.
It was a quote. Did they matriculate the ball down
the field?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Hankstram?
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Ye is right?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
All right, I'll remember some random facts from my life.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Things you remember.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I think you might be ready for Jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, let's get you all ready for outbursts. We'll work
our way up to John Boy. Jeopardy will be not
too long. Let's see Wednesday, June of fifth. It was
nineteen forty the BF good Rich introduced the first synthetic
rubber tire.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
The first tires.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Were named Amerapole and were made out of a mixture
of soap, petroleum gas and air soap soap.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
In case you get a flat in bubble, all right,
come back to leeve. Hit your head on the counter.
I think it was our boob. Nineteen seventy seven, the
Boy Constrictor, owned by Alice Cooper, died after it was
bitten by.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
His breakfast a live rat.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well man or to check ym rats for diseases before
you one of the most had a snake.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
One of the most surreal memories in our past, hanging
out at.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Universal Studios backstage.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
Just sitting at a picnic table, having a long talk
with the man, Alice Cooper.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Absolutely, and then he went hanging out with us the
rest of the week when he was at the race
in Daytona five hondres.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Normal guy, great guy, great guy.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
And I got to confirm that story that I've been
telling you all for years about the snake in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Alice Cooper. Snake got loose.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
From his hotel room, went in a toilet and came
up in a toilet in another room.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
You know who was in that room, Charlie Prize.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Right, and we confirmed it matriculated.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Charlie Price.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Was one that I had to eat less Tennessee. Man,
that's wild. So how about that?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
And finally, let's see Conway twenty passed away from an
abdominal aneurysm in nineteen ninety three at age fifty nine. Man,
that's what I had taken care of when I had
my operation. They caught that, and that's the guys. You
age man, you gotta get checked like that, especially if
(05:00):
you smoke cigarettes.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Got it at any point in your life.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
That's it all right? Well there it is there Conway.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well there's our three categories one eight hundred Big shows
you told free line, Come on and play out Bursts next.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Humming to your hump today today's feature track from the
Big Show bit Box Hoyt Delbert's decided to turn his
life around. HER's for key words. Delbert turned here's a
big box at the Big Show. Dot com man right now,
saf we can't you down?
Speaker 9 (05:59):
When should win him again?
Speaker 10 (06:01):
Upburst?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 11 (06:03):
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boys Billy
to give the prizes from the big prize being. Let's
go he contest the number one. This should really be
a lot of fun. Win you're playing Upburst. Have a
hurry up and guest time you love the best time.
(06:25):
You love a big shots.
Speaker 9 (06:28):
Let's say, Hey the Ryan.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
From Ocella, Georgia.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
We have shots.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Good morning Ryan, morning morning. Are you hey, buddy, We're
all good.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Welcome in here amongst us.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
A have you ready?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Let's play for that prize? Bat give us three things
made out of rubber ready to.
Speaker 9 (06:58):
Go, hard tired dog toys, rubber band had the boy
you add it all right?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
How about three snakes ready to.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Go orchestrator, rattlesnake, copperhead.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
For the win.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Three country singers no longer with us, ready to.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
Go, Johnny Cash, Loretta, Lynn, Tomway, tweety beIN.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Look at you making the most of your time. First
save this morning. Getting a big old Redmax prize back.
Ryan will get it to down a sila.
Speaker 9 (07:35):
I appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Can I give a shout out you go ahead.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
I just want to give a shout out to the
Dixie Youth Baseball League in Irwin County, UH for sweeping
district undefeated and going to state and everybody there at
the big Show for making everybody's morning is that much better?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh man awsome Well, congratulations to Union boys.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Ryan, that's awesome, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Why the many hour Tybee you news right on the
other side, Dell's den well, why Ward got a cover man.
We'll just play good morning. That's a big show on
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the radio. It was celebrated at Austin. The Cindrics win
in Illinois last week in number two car. We used
to celebrate a bunch and rusty driving that blue noose,
didn't we count up?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Sonoma Raceway will be this weekend.
Speaker 9 (09:10):
Say what's that?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Boy Ward Burton.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Dy racing all he is staying? Visit what's Jack Allen?
Wild Wards Caterpillar Corner?
Speaker 12 (09:21):
Yo, Yo Yo?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
What up? Y'all? Spring is sprung? Everything's look good? Watch
out for them West Niles Mosquitoes. You reach the ad
talk line at South Boston, Virginia's hottest new hangout. Wild
Wards Caterpillar Corner, home of the daily lunch special world
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famous celebrity theme Entrede like the Big Bill Davis Well
Famous South Boston butt Clatter. So y'all know, every now
and then, when we buy some of this stuff, we
use a different cutter. So sometimes when you order the
butt Cloud, it'll be just a little bit more. Now,
we try like hell to keep your regular price. Nine
(10:05):
time out of ten, there'll be the price on the menu.
Check with your ratrels when you come in on that.
And let me just say we've been having all kinds
of folk calling here, playing on the telephone. And look, y'all,
we ain't got to know what you call secretary on
the staff here, So when you call the corner, we
got to pull somebody out their regular job to pick
(10:26):
up and talk to y'all. And that's just that, ain't right.
It's a pelt insanity. It's a tragedy of what it is. See,
if you got some kind of problem with the telephone,
you want to call somebody, don't call the caterpillar corner,
call your sheriff to pop. If you send us the
suicide hotline, the home shopping club, you know, somebody get
paid to listen to you because we ain't got time
(10:48):
to deal with your little bull.
Speaker 12 (10:49):
See.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
All that does is it take time away from our
regular customers and the people that's acting up to park.
And sometimes people say, what kind of where you sell
such a big ass burger for such a minimal price. Well,
let's just say get a good price when we buy them,
and then we mark them up just a little bit.
(11:10):
You know, we like to make a little money. That's
the name of the game. So come on down this weekend.
We're gonna be here and you can catch all the
excitement of NASCAR racing on the world's smallest big screen TV.
It's off the easy foresheese of y'all, So don't eat
a plum like little Jack Horner. Come on down to
the caterpillar corner, dead smacking a het of South Boston, Virginia.
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Peace out, wear it till your mama.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
And then.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
You wanna there's a big show the radio.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I know you called me about really class when.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I first said, yes, I would like to have a
big show.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Poet laureate. That's what you immediately you think of when
you the poet laureate. You know, class, but not like
it's like with Dwight Yogum's living room doll Hardgrave.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
You that's what came to their mind, all right, somebody
like him.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
However, we got here, let's enjoy.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Well.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Not many shows can say they have their very own
Poet Laureate, but we can. And they stopped by to
SHARE's latest word smithery. Welcome by Colonel Hamilton Brewster. How
you doing, Colonel? If I was any better, vitamins would
be taking me. That's good to hear. So what if
you got for us today?
Speaker 13 (12:53):
Well, my latest is entitled The Big Pallen Puff of
twenty four. It goes a little bit like this. When
the ice all melts and spring is here. It's most
folks favorite time of year, but there's one part of
the season that leaves some folks bawling, the dusty scourge
of the skies that dad gum pollen. But this year'd
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be different. A new fella in town, a real weirdo
we've seen a wandering round. His name was Professor Ludwig
von Dinas, a certifiable horticultural genius. He picked this place,
and not by chance, for climate and soil and native plants.
His goal was a hybrid that when that was no joke,
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crossing a fraser fur with sticky weed, smoke aha and
evergreen and cannabis an unlikely pair. I asked him why,
and he decided to share big money in Marohuchi, a
fortune to be found with something that grows wild all
year round. He'd spent years perfecting his mad science scheme,
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be wealthy as Old Nassais if he achieved his dream,
and sure enough the spring did. The deed a twenty
foot tall grove of evergreen weed, But before the harvest,
the plants had to bloom with a pollen explosion like
an atomic boom. Soon pollen dust covered the whole countryside,
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inside and out. There was nowhere to hide but a
curious fact about this season's dust. A good sniff got
you high, and this fact you can trust. Before two
days had passed, the whole town was baked, snorting that
pollen till both nostrils ached. They were snorting off benches
and snorting off trees, off outhouse seats with the whole county.
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Peas snorting off cheves and Hyundais and fords, even snorted
off a dodge forgive me Lord, sniffing off dogs and
hamsters and cats, whiffing off decks and stained trucker hats.
It was like the old days, folks smooching their cousins,
even insects was stoned. The bees were really buzzing haha.
(15:08):
After a month, the fallen was gone. Folks felt like
they just couldn't go on itching and a scratching, going
through withdrawal, like when they hide the diet coke from y'all.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Ha ha.
Speaker 13 (15:22):
The Professor's creation made the whole town smile, and it'll
have to hold him for just a short while because
after Christmas is over, just you wait and see, kids
will find their folks smoking the Christmas tree.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Good Morning, it's a big show radio.
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Helly you c lindsay premise here.
Speaker 14 (15:51):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily dose of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the big ship. You know, I hate to break
it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees. Who will I wanted this bunny?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Good Morning, it's a big show on the radio. Talking
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New briad turned down looks just like Conwe No, I
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Speaker 10 (17:15):
R.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Sometimes I just think funny too well, share them with us.
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Now take too long?
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Right now, It's time for tat Taman News.
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And here's our girl, Marcia Tater Moran.
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So how you doing alright? All right?
Speaker 5 (18:26):
So your favorite show Stranger Things right? Anyway, the star
from the show that played.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Now she's telling you what your favorites are.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
You will watch it and you will like it.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
It had me for a while, never got weird, but anyway, what.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Was up minute it got weird?
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:43):
So eleven Millie Bobby Brown right, got married, Oh to
a gentleman named.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Jake bon Jovi.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Jake bon Jovi Bngjiovi Bonjoviy.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yes he is the son of John Bonjo.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Well, how about that?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
I'm nut on.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Jovie was recently interviewed on BBC show The one show
and they were asked about the newlywed couple and he said,
they're absolutely fantastic. It was a very small family wedding.
Millie the bride looked gorgeous and Jake as happy.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
As can be. They're young ones, they're like twenty and
twenty one.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Unless eleven, yes, you old, skin hand and real young, like,
look at eleven, twelve years old.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Someone literally yeah like thirteen, yeah, year?
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Right? All right, So Brad Pitt in the news, well,
not really him, but his kids. So you know, he
and Angelina Jolie didn't work out. I might have mentioned
that a couple of times. Well, he has an eighteen
year old Her name is Shiloh. You might remember Shiloh. Well,
she has dropped the Pit from her name. She is
(19:43):
now just Shiloh.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Jolie, Shiloh Jolie Jolie.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Yep, she hired a lawyer herself, they made sure to
point out and filed the paperwork to drop Pitt from
her legal name. And they also reported that fifteen year
old Vivian, his other biological child, uses only the Jolly
name in her stage career. Do they not like they
are all a little bitter from the tabloid stories about
(20:10):
the abuse history, the alleged abuse.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
What did it happen?
Speaker 10 (20:13):
We don't.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Only the family knows. It was part of the reason
why Angelina left him.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
So, yeah, I just saw she had a birthday. I
thinks she's like about what fifty nine.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Now I says, in her forties, and then that's what
it is. Yeah, all right, let's look.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Oh Jennifer Lopez, Okay, well she had well she's got
that Atlas movie on that Vecon too.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Oh oh oh, alas, now you see it.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
You took away.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Now she didn't know where to go.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
I'm just letting it.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
I'm just letting it roll.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
The thunder just roll. I don't want to mess up.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Let Jackie have fun.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
So Jennifer had kicked off a tour. She was like,
you know, all about her. You know, there was a
whole theme to it.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
She did a movie about her, so now she was
gonna do the tour about her, and she has actually
basically just uh bailed on the tour.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Oh, tickets weren't showing.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
She didn't even find herself that interesting.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
It was just it was just the ticket sales were slow.
There were arenas that were half empty. When she did perform,
it just wasn't looking good for the PR so it
was better just to kind of bail and say that
she was.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Taking care of you know, taking care of herself and things.
Family was her excuse, of course. All right, and I'm
real quick. I told you about Jake Paul and Mike
Tyson having a boxing match.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Jake Paul does this, he challenges different celebrities, and well
they had to. They had to postpone that because Iron,
my excuse me, Iron, Mike has an ulcer and the
doctor said, you can't fight. Mike Dyson is fifty seven
years old, and uh yeah, he had an ulcer flare up.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
And so they're like I heard it was on a
flight or something, right, ulcer flare ups.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
So you're not fit enough to get the you know,
get beat up. And one last thing, Cindy Lauper announced
a farewell tour. I know, I look at you, you're
like my last chance to see her.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
I thought we already said farewell there.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I've been sent her on TV a lot as you're
taking some drug and clears up her skin.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Well that I've been saying here.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
You know, yeah, I mean that's a serious skin this situation.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Her tour is called Girls Just Want to Have Fun
Farewell Tour for those of you out there that want
to go.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
It's kicks off in October.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
She'll have surprise guests we don't know who, and tickets
are on sale this Friday.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
She can take the empty part of j Lo's We're together.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Kids out there in j C.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
You make me do it.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
Man.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Let's get us a winner.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Let's play John boyd Jeopardy with that big old mount
Olive pickles prize pack.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Review yesterday's question.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
We found out, according to researchers, if you're gonna get
sick from touching something in a restaurant, this is the
object most likely.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
To blame the menu. Then you very chermy Today's John
Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
These reproduce so quickly that in just eighteen months, two
of them can be linked to over one million total offspring.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
What are democrats?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
The Kardashian The Kardashian Kardashian. All right, watch y'all got
one eight hundred big show you told free line across America.
We played John Boy Jeopardy next. Good morning, It's a
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big show on the radio, humming to your home day,
saving this Goose Today's feature track for the Big Show
bit Box. It's a hard called Delbert's decided to turn
his life around. There's the key words Delbert turned when
they hit the bit box at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Here right now, let's play Yes live across America. It's
John Boy Jeopardy and now your host.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
He knows a guy that reproduces so quickly that in
just eighteen months he was known as Hecker from Graham.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
He's shown boy. Let's say, hey, Lynn out of Goose Creek,
South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Good morning, Lynn, Good morning, Good morning the Goose Creek
home of the Goose Creek Symphonyes.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
You know those boys I do not all right?
Speaker 9 (25:08):
Probably best originally from Boston.
Speaker 12 (25:10):
So there's I'm really out.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Of place wall while live and originally from Boston. What
did love put you in Goose Creek?
Speaker 15 (25:21):
Kind of?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Oh wait, this is a story.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Right there, pressure by live.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Let's see jump in here. So these reproduce so quickly
that in just eighteen months two of them can be
linked over one million total offspring. I'm going to see
cocker roaches, cockroaches, Yes, let's see, well that sounds right, yeah, Okay,
(25:58):
all right, Len, Well, thanks for playing.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Uh, you have a great day.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
All right, anything we can do for you, We're just
up north of you.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
All right, Okay, let's go to Keviny's in Wellsburg, West Virginia.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Good morning, Kevin, Good morning guys.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Good to have you in here.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Buddy, So did love bring you to Wellsburg?
Speaker 12 (26:30):
I am actually originally from Baltimore City, but now the
scenery brought me to West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
How about that South Carolina, West Virginia. You got Boston
and where'd you say from Baltimore?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Awesome?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Man? All right, crabs?
Speaker 7 (26:48):
Well you are?
Speaker 10 (26:50):
You are?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
You think he's got.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
The good crabs in Baltimore? Sometime I'll just think. Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 12 (26:59):
The one thing about West Virginia there's there's not many
of them around here. That's one thing I do miss.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
All right, buddy. Well, Kevin, let's see if you win
this John Boy Jeopardy and we'll hook you up with
the best pickles in America. What do you think can
be linked over one million total offspring in just eighteen months?
Speaker 12 (27:21):
Well, being that I was from Baltimore City and I
know there's a big problem with them, I am going
to cour with rats.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Oh is it rats.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Right?
Speaker 9 (27:33):
Oh man?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Is that one of them cities? It's gotten just all
of them taking thats oh man, that's something.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
That's what advice moved out.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Man, Well, Kevin could work the mount Olive Pickles Prize pack.
That's the number one pickle brand in the United States.
Proud sponsor of the Big Show of mount Olive, North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
So proud of that. Well, good buddy, if.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
You hang on, jacket, were jumping out, catching you up
on your news. Right on the other side of time,
cats over this June. Bill ain't on for life.
Speaker 13 (28:44):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
Y y yo, yeah, yo, yeah, yo, yeah yo.
Speaker 10 (29:02):
What's up?
Speaker 7 (29:05):
I know what's up?
Speaker 14 (29:05):
Your food in here trying to carry out. I'm trying
to do my business. Jack can go see if you
can find that boy for me. He's going there climbing
around on something like she the monkey bars or something.
When I've come to ax the man with all the
fun one one you need to handle all them. What
you're gonna call intro personal relationship. That nothing that Dick
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did the ache That means I need to get some
four to one one on how to get involved with
a good looking a woman. I wake two jobs, which
makes it seem next to impossible to find time to
look for a woman.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Now.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
When I was in high school, it was easy for me.
Speaker 14 (29:45):
Now a few years after, I'm having the hardest time
trying to hook up with a woman.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Don't you have any advice for me? Is how I
can find someone?
Speaker 14 (29:53):
Is there any hope for me? I'm sure man, your
expertise can help out. He punched in the right button, sincerely, Adam.
Way for the brother, Adam. Although you don't have the
benefeatures of being a living legend of love like I
hear his own self, women's ain't never too hard to
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come back, even for dudes like you.
Speaker 7 (30:17):
And while it's never easy.
Speaker 14 (30:18):
To find that certain woman, it is certain you can
find an easy woman.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
Thet ain't rap thicky ball. Let me preach on it. No, no, no,
Now you say you had no.
Speaker 14 (30:33):
Trouble getting the hook up when you was in high school, Dude,
nobody did well with all them moons floating around all
over the place. Then what you call homones and Sonny
and sherrymones and Testaverdian moons man all that love sticking
up there you get the hook up just sitting in detention.
Speaker 7 (30:55):
Me how I know?
Speaker 14 (30:58):
But nowadays you're so busy, white and two jobs, you
ain't got time to look for a woman.
Speaker 7 (31:03):
Two jobs? What is you Jamaican?
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Brother?
Speaker 14 (31:08):
They ain't no sense of you doing everything you try
to tell like, I ain't. No women's working while you're working.
What you're doing, man, working in a church like one
of them mona statue, as with all them monkeys chatting
all over the place. Man, these women everywhere, and by
working two jobs, you should be doubling your chances, my brother,
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not that no, in that hopefully you is working a
night job.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Now.
Speaker 7 (31:34):
See this makes it a whole lot easier to work
in some hacky package.
Speaker 14 (31:38):
On the bosses package, you see some of the hottest,
most freakiest women's on the planet wakes at night. They
like a race of wild lover Huchi mama vampires. Man
is everywhere. This is especially true in warehouses, whole houses,
and all that pancake houses. And while it's true some
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is hot, some is not. So getting busy at the
doc or not urinely in scient terrific terms makes it
a whole lot easier to satisfy your animal urgents. If
your hold don't win place o show you did. If
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all else fails, my brother, you get you a job
in one of them high end shoes, though you'll find
plenty of five look on women.
Speaker 7 (32:29):
Hone your skills as a player.
Speaker 14 (32:32):
And if them low down skagger is give you that
trifling attitude, at least you'll be in the right place
to offer them.
Speaker 7 (32:38):
That two for one foot in booty saale.
Speaker 10 (32:44):
This is.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
Peace out.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
If you would like to ask Hike, well to ask Hike,
ain't no one wood ridden center drives Charlote, North Carolina
two eight two one seven.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
You're gonna make me get some of that DNA ye, Shaun.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Boy and Billy listened to the whip wing whim of
the woodwinds as it wos a wound and a wound
and it comes out here. Good morning radio, dumb right,
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good Wednesday morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 7 (33:45):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Let's welcome Marvin Webster. Y'all, what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 5 (33:51):
Man?
Speaker 15 (33:51):
My cousin Derek hit the lottery last week. You won
fifteen hundred bucks on some instagame called Scratch for Cash
Derek is the biggest winner the Webster family has ever had.
And we play the lottery a lot, of course, why
wouldn't you play on TV? That make the lottery look
like fun? Who don't like to have fun? Everybody in
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the commercials having a big party?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Ever see the people in real life that buy a
lottery tickets?
Speaker 15 (34:19):
Do the fat, sweated drunks line up in front of
the machine that the Quickie Mart look like they having
as much fun as the people on TV?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
I don't think.
Speaker 15 (34:27):
So here's something you hear A lot the lottery ain't
nothing but a tax on stupid people, to which may
I just say? And it's about damn time if you're
looking for somebody that tax. There's a whole lot more
stupid people than there is rich people. But they don't
want you to know that you're stupid. See that's why
they call it the education Lottery. Part of the money
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goes to help fund our school system. So right, So
how come every September the girl on the six o'clock
news does a promo talking about drop offs good supplies
in the barrel in front of Walmart?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Do it for the kids? Channel nine? Kids?
Speaker 15 (35:06):
Sound like the education part of the lottery ain't working
out too good. Wow, I'm getting smarter all round. Of course,
that ain't Nobody ever bought a lottery ticket because they
wanted to help education. If they change the name from
Powerball to the by Donald Sterling a new Lamborghini sweepstakes,
my people would still line up when the jackpot got
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over seventy five million. Now, to win the Powerball, you
gotta be some long odds. According to Google, here's what
the number look like. Your odds of getting hit by
lightning over the course of the average lifetime is one
in twelve thousand. Your odds are winning the powerball one
in one hundred and seventy five thousand, So you're more
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likely to get hit by lightning fourteen times than you
already hit the powerball. Once we have fun, Yet, my
cousin Deary says, oh man, that ain't have I look
at it seemed to me like when you buy a ticket,
you either win or you don't. You got a fifty
fifty shot two to one odds, which officially makes my cousin.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
One of the stupid people. We put the tax off
when it.
Speaker 15 (36:17):
Gets up to two or three hundred million, even marginally
stupid people will line up to pay the stupid tax,
but if it's like five or six million, they go, shoot,
I ain't standing in that line for no five million dollars?
Who you think I am?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Stupid? Nowadays you don't even have to stand in line
to play. Did you know?
Speaker 15 (36:36):
You can buy a lottery subscription. You send them money,
they buy your ticket for you, and then they let
you know if you want or not. It's like Keino,
but you don't have to fly all the way to
Las Vegas to hand somebody all your money. My aunt
Dokie is hardcore lottery player. She got a subscription to
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a lottery magazine, y'all a whole magazine full of tips
and strategies and stuff. And since it's a lifestyle magazine,
they also run articles like how to tell if you
are addicted to gambling? Sounds like it be a short
article to me. The best way to tell you got
a gambling problem. You're reading a lottery magazine. Now here's
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my basic theory on the lottery. Buy and large. Rich
people ain't stupid, and stupid people ain't rich. But what
the lottery does see is turned stupid people into rich people,
which is not a good idea. Look at all the
people see on TV to win fifty sixty million dollars
and end up broke or in jail or both. You
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know why that happens because rich goes away quick. Stupid
is for life. Case in point, my cousin Derek Big
winner Man won fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Two days later, every nickel of it was gone.
Speaker 12 (37:55):
You know what.
Speaker 15 (37:55):
They bought a new suit from the casual mail an
eight hundred dollars have it the champagne room at the
paper doll line and oh yeah, three hundred dollars worth
of losers on scratch for y'all think about it.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I'm marvels that money, y'all.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Big Show is on your radio.
Speaker 16 (38:15):
Hello, you perky early risers. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood pumping, The John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Ooh uh ooh uh ooh see what I mean
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Where's my big bag?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Gogn lou of Anaa when the June fifth and we
all par triculating in here? I eight articulating down the field? Man,
I wish Hank Straham. What did he say coaching Kansas City.
I don't have anybody in here they can give me
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that answer. Maybe it was matriculating. Does that sound right
down the field? Is that something you can do?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Matriculate?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Well, yeah, it's if you're doing night.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah. I think it means like thought fully we'll wear
So okay, well, I'll get back to words kind of
my business that I've excelled in since I graduated Graham
High School.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Red Devils that was name.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Oh okay, Well, I looked this up real quick, just
because I'm a fast typer, and it says matriculate means
to enroll as a member of a body. But per
the NFL guys, it apparently is a synonym for March.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Good work, Tiger, how wrong?
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (02:05):
The folks had read it.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, and now we got three days in history saved up.
Let's get to those and get the categories and get
that winning beginning as we matriculate toward our first prize.
Fact Big Joe's on the radio came up after that take.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yeah, so it came up after that the Kansas City Chiefs.
It was a quote. Did they matriculate the ball down
the field?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Hankstram?
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Ye is right?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
All right, I'll remember some random facts from my life.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Things you remember.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I think you might be ready for Jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, let's get you all ready for outbursts. We'll work
our way up to John Boy. Jeopardy will be not
too long. Let's see Wednesday, June of fifth. It was
nineteen forty the BF good Rich introduced the first synthetic
rubber tire.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
The first tires.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Were named Amerapole and were made out of a mixture
of soap, petroleum gas and air soap soap.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
In case you get a flat in bubble, all right,
come back to leeve. Hit your head on the counter.
I think it was our boob. Nineteen seventy seven, the
Boy Constrictor, owned by Alice Cooper, died after it was
bitten by.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
His breakfast a live rat.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well man or to check ym rats for diseases before
you one of the most had a snake.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
One of the most surreal memories in our past, hanging
out at.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Universal Studios backstage.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
Just sitting at a picnic table, having a long talk
with the man, Alice Cooper.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Absolutely, and then he went hanging out with us the
rest of the week when he was at the race
in Daytona five hondres.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Normal guy, great guy, great guy.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
And I got to confirm that story that I've been
telling you all for years about the snake in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Alice Cooper. Snake got loose.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
From his hotel room, went in a toilet and came
up in a toilet in another room.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
You know who was in that room, Charlie Prize.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Right, and we confirmed it matriculated.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Charlie Price.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Was one that I had to eat less Tennessee. Man,
that's wild. So how about that?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
And finally, let's see Conway twenty passed away from an
abdominal aneurysm in nineteen ninety three at age fifty nine. Man,
that's what I had taken care of when I had
my operation. They caught that, and that's the guys. You
age man, you gotta get checked like that, especially if
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you smoke cigarettes.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Got it at any point in your life.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
That's it all right? Well there it is there Conway.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well there's our three categories one eight hundred Big shows
you told free line, Come on and play out Bursts next.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Humming to your hump today today's feature track from the
Big Show bit Box Hoyt Delbert's decided to turn his
life around. HER's for key words. Delbert turned here's a
big box at the Big Show. Dot com man right now,
saf we can't you down?
Speaker 9 (05:59):
When should win him again?
Speaker 10 (06:01):
Upburst?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 11 (06:03):
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boys Billy
to give the prizes from the big prize being. Let's
go he contest the number one. This should really be
a lot of fun. Win you're playing Upburst. Have a
hurry up and guest time you love the best time.
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You love a big shots.
Speaker 9 (06:28):
Let's say, Hey the Ryan.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
From Ocella, Georgia.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
We have shots.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Good morning Ryan, morning morning. Are you hey, buddy, We're
all good.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Welcome in here amongst us.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
A have you ready?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Let's play for that prize? Bat give us three things
made out of rubber ready to.
Speaker 9 (06:58):
Go, hard tired dog toys, rubber band had the boy
you add it all right?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
How about three snakes ready to.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Go orchestrator, rattlesnake, copperhead.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
For the win.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Three country singers no longer with us, ready to.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
Go, Johnny Cash, Loretta, Lynn, Tomway, tweety beIN.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Look at you making the most of your time. First
save this morning. Getting a big old Redmax prize back.
Ryan will get it to down a sila.
Speaker 9 (07:35):
I appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Can I give a shout out you go ahead.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
I just want to give a shout out to the
Dixie Youth Baseball League in Irwin County, UH for sweeping
district undefeated and going to state and everybody there at
the big Show for making everybody's morning is that much better?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh man awsome Well, congratulations to Union boys.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Ryan, that's awesome, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Why the many hour Tybee you news right on the
other side, Dell's den well, why Ward got a cover man.
We'll just play good morning. That's a big show on
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the radio. It was celebrated at Austin. The Cindrics win
in Illinois last week in number two car. We used
to celebrate a bunch and rusty driving that blue noose,
didn't we count up?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Sonoma Raceway will be this weekend.
Speaker 9 (09:10):
Say what's that?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Boy Ward Burton.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Dy racing all he is staying? Visit what's Jack Allen?
Wild Wards Caterpillar Corner?
Speaker 12 (09:21):
Yo, Yo Yo?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
What up? Y'all? Spring is sprung? Everything's look good? Watch
out for them West Niles Mosquitoes. You reach the ad
talk line at South Boston, Virginia's hottest new hangout. Wild
Wards Caterpillar Corner, home of the daily lunch special world
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famous celebrity theme Entrede like the Big Bill Davis Well
Famous South Boston butt Clatter. So y'all know, every now
and then, when we buy some of this stuff, we
use a different cutter. So sometimes when you order the
butt Cloud, it'll be just a little bit more. Now,
we try like hell to keep your regular price. Nine
(10:05):
time out of ten, there'll be the price on the menu.
Check with your ratrels when you come in on that.
And let me just say we've been having all kinds
of folk calling here, playing on the telephone. And look, y'all,
we ain't got to know what you call secretary on
the staff here, So when you call the corner, we
got to pull somebody out their regular job to pick
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up and talk to y'all. And that's just that, ain't right.
It's a pelt insanity. It's a tragedy of what it is. See,
if you got some kind of problem with the telephone,
you want to call somebody, don't call the caterpillar corner,
call your sheriff to pop. If you send us the
suicide hotline, the home shopping club, you know, somebody get
paid to listen to you because we ain't got time
(10:48):
to deal with your little bull.
Speaker 12 (10:49):
See.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
All that does is it take time away from our
regular customers and the people that's acting up to park.
And sometimes people say, what kind of where you sell
such a big ass burger for such a minimal price. Well,
let's just say get a good price when we buy them,
and then we mark them up just a little bit.
(11:10):
You know, we like to make a little money. That's
the name of the game. So come on down this weekend.
We're gonna be here and you can catch all the
excitement of NASCAR racing on the world's smallest big screen TV.
It's off the easy foresheese of y'all, So don't eat
a plum like little Jack Horner. Come on down to
the caterpillar corner, dead smacking a het of South Boston, Virginia.
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Peace out, wear it till your mama.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
And then.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
You wanna there's a big show the radio.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I know you called me about really class when.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I first said, yes, I would like to have a
big show.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Poet laureate. That's what you immediately you think of when
you the poet laureate. You know, class, but not like
it's like with Dwight Yogum's living room doll Hardgrave.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
You that's what came to their mind, all right, somebody
like him.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
However, we got here, let's enjoy.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Well.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Not many shows can say they have their very own
Poet Laureate, but we can. And they stopped by to
SHARE's latest word smithery. Welcome by Colonel Hamilton Brewster. How
you doing, Colonel? If I was any better, vitamins would
be taking me. That's good to hear. So what if
you got for us today?
Speaker 13 (12:53):
Well, my latest is entitled The Big Pallen Puff of
twenty four. It goes a little bit like this. When
the ice all melts and spring is here. It's most
folks favorite time of year, but there's one part of
the season that leaves some folks bawling, the dusty scourge
of the skies that dad gum pollen. But this year'd
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be different. A new fella in town, a real weirdo
we've seen a wandering round. His name was Professor Ludwig
von Dinas, a certifiable horticultural genius. He picked this place,
and not by chance, for climate and soil and native plants.
His goal was a hybrid that when that was no joke,
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crossing a fraser fur with sticky weed, smoke aha and
evergreen and cannabis an unlikely pair. I asked him why,
and he decided to share big money in Marohuchi, a
fortune to be found with something that grows wild all
year round. He'd spent years perfecting his mad science scheme,
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be wealthy as Old Nassais if he achieved his dream,
and sure enough the spring did. The deed a twenty
foot tall grove of evergreen weed, But before the harvest,
the plants had to bloom with a pollen explosion like
an atomic boom. Soon pollen dust covered the whole countryside,
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inside and out. There was nowhere to hide but a
curious fact about this season's dust. A good sniff got
you high, and this fact you can trust. Before two
days had passed, the whole town was baked, snorting that
pollen till both nostrils ached. They were snorting off benches
and snorting off trees, off outhouse seats with the whole county.
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Peas snorting off cheves and Hyundais and fords, even snorted
off a dodge forgive me Lord, sniffing off dogs and
hamsters and cats, whiffing off decks and stained trucker hats.
It was like the old days, folks smooching their cousins,
even insects was stoned. The bees were really buzzing haha.
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After a month, the fallen was gone. Folks felt like
they just couldn't go on itching and a scratching, going
through withdrawal, like when they hide the diet coke from y'all.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Ha ha.
Speaker 13 (15:22):
The Professor's creation made the whole town smile, and it'll
have to hold him for just a short while because
after Christmas is over, just you wait and see, kids
will find their folks smoking the Christmas tree.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Good Morning, it's a big show radio.
Speaker 7 (15:48):
Helly you c lindsay premise here.
Speaker 14 (15:51):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily dose of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the big ship. You know, I hate to break
it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees. Who will I wanted this bunny?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Good Morning, it's a big show on the radio. Talking
about Conway Twitty this morning. Tell us about.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
New briad turned down looks just like Conwe No, I
can't do it. We want to find the original later Conway.
Speaker 10 (17:15):
R.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Sometimes I just think funny too well, share them with us.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Now take too long?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Okay? We got four hours? Yeah, we we got taytor
Tainment news coming up in minutes. I the want to
crouch on on Tator's time, moping around finding out some
good stuff. I am oh Conway Trading, Tatertainment and Minunesola.
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It will be fun and John boyd Jeopardy is a
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Right now, It's time for tat Taman News.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
And here's our girl, Marcia Tater Moran.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
So how you doing alright? All right?
Speaker 5 (18:26):
So your favorite show Stranger Things right? Anyway, the star
from the show that played.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Now she's telling you what your favorites are.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
You will watch it and you will like it.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
It had me for a while, never got weird, but anyway, what.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Was up minute it got weird?
Speaker 6 (18:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:43):
So eleven Millie Bobby Brown right, got married, Oh to
a gentleman named.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Jake bon Jovi.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Jake bon Jovi Bngjiovi Bonjoviy.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yes he is the son of John Bonjo.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Well, how about that?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
I'm nut on.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Jovie was recently interviewed on BBC show The one show
and they were asked about the newlywed couple and he said,
they're absolutely fantastic. It was a very small family wedding.
Millie the bride looked gorgeous and Jake as happy.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
As can be. They're young ones, they're like twenty and
twenty one.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Unless eleven, yes, you old, skin hand and real young, like,
look at eleven, twelve years old.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Someone literally yeah like thirteen, yeah, year?
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Right? All right, So Brad Pitt in the news, well,
not really him, but his kids. So you know, he
and Angelina Jolie didn't work out. I might have mentioned
that a couple of times. Well, he has an eighteen
year old Her name is Shiloh. You might remember Shiloh. Well,
she has dropped the Pit from her name. She is
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now just Shiloh.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Jolie, Shiloh Jolie Jolie.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Yep, she hired a lawyer herself, they made sure to
point out and filed the paperwork to drop Pitt from
her legal name. And they also reported that fifteen year
old Vivian, his other biological child, uses only the Jolly
name in her stage career. Do they not like they
are all a little bitter from the tabloid stories about
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the abuse history, the alleged abuse.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
What did it happen?
Speaker 10 (20:13):
We don't.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Only the family knows. It was part of the reason
why Angelina left him.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
So, yeah, I just saw she had a birthday. I
thinks she's like about what fifty nine.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Now I says, in her forties, and then that's what
it is. Yeah, all right, let's look.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Oh Jennifer Lopez, Okay, well she had well she's got
that Atlas movie on that Vecon too.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Oh oh oh, alas, now you see it.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
You took away.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Now she didn't know where to go.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
I'm just letting it.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
I'm just letting it roll.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
The thunder just roll. I don't want to mess up.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Let Jackie have fun.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
So Jennifer had kicked off a tour. She was like,
you know, all about her. You know, there was a
whole theme to it.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
She did a movie about her, so now she was
gonna do the tour about her, and she has actually
basically just uh bailed on the tour.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Oh, tickets weren't showing.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
She didn't even find herself that interesting.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
It was just it was just the ticket sales were slow.
There were arenas that were half empty. When she did perform,
it just wasn't looking good for the PR so it
was better just to kind of bail and say that
she was.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Taking care of you know, taking care of herself and things.
Family was her excuse, of course. All right, and I'm
real quick. I told you about Jake Paul and Mike
Tyson having a boxing match.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Jake Paul does this, he challenges different celebrities, and well
they had to. They had to postpone that because Iron,
my excuse me, Iron, Mike has an ulcer and the
doctor said, you can't fight. Mike Dyson is fifty seven
years old, and uh yeah, he had an ulcer flare up.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
And so they're like I heard it was on a
flight or something, right, ulcer flare ups.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
So you're not fit enough to get the you know,
get beat up. And one last thing, Cindy Lauper announced
a farewell tour. I know, I look at you, you're
like my last chance to see her.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
I thought we already said farewell there.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I've been sent her on TV a lot as you're
taking some drug and clears up her skin.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Well that I've been saying here.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
You know, yeah, I mean that's a serious skin this situation.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Her tour is called Girls Just Want to Have Fun
Farewell Tour for those of you out there that want
to go.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
It's kicks off in October.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
She'll have surprise guests we don't know who, and tickets
are on sale this Friday.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
She can take the empty part of j Lo's We're together.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Kids out there in j C.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
You make me do it.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
Man.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Let's get us a winner.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Let's play John boyd Jeopardy with that big old mount
Olive pickles prize pack.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Review yesterday's question.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
We found out, according to researchers, if you're gonna get
sick from touching something in a restaurant, this is the
object most likely.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
To blame the menu. Then you very chermy Today's John
Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
These reproduce so quickly that in just eighteen months, two
of them can be linked to over one million total offspring.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
What are democrats?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
The Kardashian The Kardashian Kardashian. All right, watch y'all got
one eight hundred big show you told free line across America.
We played John Boy Jeopardy next. Good morning, It's a
(24:11):
big show on the radio, humming to your home day,
saving this Goose Today's feature track for the Big Show
bit Box. It's a hard called Delbert's decided to turn
his life around. There's the key words Delbert turned when
they hit the bit box at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Here right now, let's play Yes live across America. It's
John Boy Jeopardy and now your host.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
He knows a guy that reproduces so quickly that in
just eighteen months he was known as Hecker from Graham.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
He's shown boy. Let's say, hey, Lynn out of Goose Creek,
South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Good morning, Lynn, Good morning, Good morning the Goose Creek
home of the Goose Creek Symphonyes.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
You know those boys I do not all right?
Speaker 9 (25:08):
Probably best originally from Boston.
Speaker 12 (25:10):
So there's I'm really out.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Of place wall while live and originally from Boston. What
did love put you in Goose Creek?
Speaker 15 (25:21):
Kind of?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Oh wait, this is a story.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Right there, pressure by live.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Let's see jump in here. So these reproduce so quickly
that in just eighteen months two of them can be
linked over one million total offspring. I'm going to see
cocker roaches, cockroaches, Yes, let's see, well that sounds right, yeah, Okay,
(25:58):
all right, Len, Well, thanks for playing.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Uh, you have a great day.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
All right, anything we can do for you, We're just
up north of you.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
All right, Okay, let's go to Keviny's in Wellsburg, West Virginia.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Good morning, Kevin, Good morning guys.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Good to have you in here.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Buddy, So did love bring you to Wellsburg?
Speaker 12 (26:30):
I am actually originally from Baltimore City, but now the
scenery brought me to West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
How about that South Carolina, West Virginia. You got Boston
and where'd you say from Baltimore?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Awesome?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Man? All right, crabs?
Speaker 7 (26:48):
Well you are?
Speaker 10 (26:50):
You are?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
You think he's got.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
The good crabs in Baltimore? Sometime I'll just think. Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 12 (26:59):
The one thing about West Virginia there's there's not many
of them around here. That's one thing I do miss.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
All right, buddy. Well, Kevin, let's see if you win
this John Boy Jeopardy and we'll hook you up with
the best pickles in America. What do you think can
be linked over one million total offspring in just eighteen months?
Speaker 12 (27:21):
Well, being that I was from Baltimore City and I
know there's a big problem with them, I am going
to cour with rats.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Oh is it rats.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Right?
Speaker 9 (27:33):
Oh man?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Is that one of them cities? It's gotten just all
of them taking thats oh man, that's something.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
That's what advice moved out.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Man, Well, Kevin could work the mount Olive Pickles Prize pack.
That's the number one pickle brand in the United States.
Proud sponsor of the Big Show of mount Olive, North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
So proud of that. Well, good buddy, if.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
You hang on, jacket, were jumping out, catching you up
on your news. Right on the other side of time,
cats over this June. Bill ain't on for life.
Speaker 13 (28:44):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
Y y yo, yeah, yo, yeah, yo, yeah yo.
Speaker 10 (29:02):
What's up?
Speaker 7 (29:05):
I know what's up?
Speaker 14 (29:05):
Your food in here trying to carry out. I'm trying
to do my business. Jack can go see if you
can find that boy for me. He's going there climbing
around on something like she the monkey bars or something.
When I've come to ax the man with all the
fun one one you need to handle all them. What
you're gonna call intro personal relationship. That nothing that Dick
(29:29):
did the ache That means I need to get some
four to one one on how to get involved with
a good looking a woman. I wake two jobs, which
makes it seem next to impossible to find time to
look for a woman.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Now.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
When I was in high school, it was easy for me.
Speaker 14 (29:45):
Now a few years after, I'm having the hardest time
trying to hook up with a woman.
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Don't you have any advice for me? Is how I
can find someone?
Speaker 14 (29:53):
Is there any hope for me? I'm sure man, your
expertise can help out. He punched in the right button, sincerely, Adam.
Way for the brother, Adam. Although you don't have the
benefeatures of being a living legend of love like I
hear his own self, women's ain't never too hard to
(30:14):
come back, even for dudes like you.
Speaker 7 (30:17):
And while it's never easy.
Speaker 14 (30:18):
To find that certain woman, it is certain you can
find an easy woman.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
Thet ain't rap thicky ball. Let me preach on it. No, no, no,
Now you say you had no.
Speaker 14 (30:33):
Trouble getting the hook up when you was in high school, Dude,
nobody did well with all them moons floating around all
over the place. Then what you call homones and Sonny
and sherrymones and Testaverdian moons man all that love sticking
up there you get the hook up just sitting in detention.
Speaker 7 (30:55):
Me how I know?
Speaker 14 (30:58):
But nowadays you're so busy, white and two jobs, you
ain't got time to look for a woman.
Speaker 7 (31:03):
Two jobs? What is you Jamaican?
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Brother?
Speaker 14 (31:08):
They ain't no sense of you doing everything you try
to tell like, I ain't. No women's working while you're working.
What you're doing, man, working in a church like one
of them mona statue, as with all them monkeys chatting
all over the place. Man, these women everywhere, and by
working two jobs, you should be doubling your chances, my brother,
(31:30):
not that no, in that hopefully you is working a
night job.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Now.
Speaker 7 (31:34):
See this makes it a whole lot easier to work
in some hacky package.
Speaker 14 (31:38):
On the bosses package, you see some of the hottest,
most freakiest women's on the planet wakes at night. They
like a race of wild lover Huchi mama vampires. Man
is everywhere. This is especially true in warehouses, whole houses,
and all that pancake houses. And while it's true some
(32:00):
is hot, some is not. So getting busy at the
doc or not urinely in scient terrific terms makes it
a whole lot easier to satisfy your animal urgents. If
your hold don't win place o show you did. If
(32:21):
all else fails, my brother, you get you a job
in one of them high end shoes, though you'll find
plenty of five look on women.
Speaker 7 (32:29):
Hone your skills as a player.
Speaker 14 (32:32):
And if them low down skagger is give you that
trifling attitude, at least you'll be in the right place
to offer them.
Speaker 7 (32:38):
That two for one foot in booty saale.
Speaker 10 (32:44):
This is.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
Peace out.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
If you would like to ask Hike, well to ask Hike,
ain't no one wood ridden center drives Charlote, North Carolina
two eight two one seven.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
You're gonna make me get some of that DNA ye, Shaun.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Boy and Billy listened to the whip wing whim of
the woodwinds as it wos a wound and a wound
and it comes out here. Good morning radio, dumb right,
(33:42):
good Wednesday morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 7 (33:45):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Let's welcome Marvin Webster. Y'all, what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 5 (33:51):
Man?
Speaker 15 (33:51):
My cousin Derek hit the lottery last week. You won
fifteen hundred bucks on some instagame called Scratch for Cash
Derek is the biggest winner the Webster family has ever had.
And we play the lottery a lot, of course, why
wouldn't you play on TV? That make the lottery look
like fun? Who don't like to have fun? Everybody in
(34:14):
the commercials having a big party?
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Ever see the people in real life that buy a
lottery tickets?
Speaker 15 (34:19):
Do the fat, sweated drunks line up in front of
the machine that the Quickie Mart look like they having
as much fun as the people on TV?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
I don't think.
Speaker 15 (34:27):
So here's something you hear A lot the lottery ain't
nothing but a tax on stupid people, to which may
I just say? And it's about damn time if you're
looking for somebody that tax. There's a whole lot more
stupid people than there is rich people. But they don't
want you to know that you're stupid. See that's why
they call it the education Lottery. Part of the money
(34:50):
goes to help fund our school system. So right, So
how come every September the girl on the six o'clock
news does a promo talking about drop offs good supplies
in the barrel in front of Walmart?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Do it for the kids? Channel nine? Kids?
Speaker 15 (35:06):
Sound like the education part of the lottery ain't working
out too good. Wow, I'm getting smarter all round. Of course,
that ain't Nobody ever bought a lottery ticket because they
wanted to help education. If they change the name from
Powerball to the by Donald Sterling a new Lamborghini sweepstakes,
my people would still line up when the jackpot got
(35:28):
over seventy five million. Now, to win the Powerball, you
gotta be some long odds. According to Google, here's what
the number look like. Your odds of getting hit by
lightning over the course of the average lifetime is one
in twelve thousand. Your odds are winning the powerball one
in one hundred and seventy five thousand, So you're more
(35:53):
likely to get hit by lightning fourteen times than you
already hit the powerball. Once we have fun, Yet, my
cousin Deary says, oh man, that ain't have I look
at it seemed to me like when you buy a ticket,
you either win or you don't. You got a fifty
fifty shot two to one odds, which officially makes my cousin.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
One of the stupid people. We put the tax off
when it.
Speaker 15 (36:17):
Gets up to two or three hundred million, even marginally
stupid people will line up to pay the stupid tax,
but if it's like five or six million, they go, shoot,
I ain't standing in that line for no five million dollars?
Who you think I am?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Stupid? Nowadays you don't even have to stand in line
to play. Did you know?
Speaker 15 (36:36):
You can buy a lottery subscription. You send them money,
they buy your ticket for you, and then they let
you know if you want or not. It's like Keino,
but you don't have to fly all the way to
Las Vegas to hand somebody all your money. My aunt
Dokie is hardcore lottery player. She got a subscription to
(36:57):
a lottery magazine, y'all a whole magazine full of tips
and strategies and stuff. And since it's a lifestyle magazine,
they also run articles like how to tell if you
are addicted to gambling? Sounds like it be a short
article to me. The best way to tell you got
a gambling problem. You're reading a lottery magazine. Now here's
(37:19):
my basic theory on the lottery. Buy and large. Rich
people ain't stupid, and stupid people ain't rich. But what
the lottery does see is turned stupid people into rich people,
which is not a good idea. Look at all the
people see on TV to win fifty sixty million dollars
and end up broke or in jail or both. You
(37:40):
know why that happens because rich goes away quick. Stupid
is for life. Case in point, my cousin Derek Big
winner Man won fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Two days later, every nickel of it was gone.
Speaker 12 (37:55):
You know what.
Speaker 15 (37:55):
They bought a new suit from the casual mail an
eight hundred dollars have it the champagne room at the
paper doll line and oh yeah, three hundred dollars worth
of losers on scratch for y'all think about it.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I'm marvels that money, y'all.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Big Show is on your radio.
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Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
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Speaker 2 (38:39):
Ooh uh ooh uh ooh see what I mean
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