June 5, 2024 • 46 mins
Wed (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, We’ll check in with the AdTalk line at Wild Ward Burton’s Caterpillar Corner.. - Tater fills in the blanks for this weeks Tatertainment Report.. - Marvin Webster takes a logical look at the lottery and the people who win.. - Terry Hanson tells us about the time he met soccer legend Pele.. - Ike Turner sings “She’s My Ex-Spouse”.. - and Hoyt tells us how Delbert is trying to turn his life around..
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's a big seawan the radio only to your Wednesday Morning,
June fifth.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I don't get about John.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Boye's wonderful thing give away number one hundred and six
ready put it as a well worn ball cap from
the Fountain Powerboat racing team, autographed by Reggie Fountain himself.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Was that way well worn?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I was wearing it well athy pick Wick Lake powerboat
races maybe the early two thousands in the corner where Tennessee, Mississippi,
and Alabama made beautiful spot good fishing rooming up for
the power boats and Fountain boats was doing it up.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Uh see it and rest her to win it. Excitedly
about that.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
That's what's wonderful about these wonderful things, the memories that
they bring back just to me.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Unfortunately it doesn't mean much of y'all right, yeah, but
so it just happened.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
If John Buie runs into you, boy, he'll just remin
his If you're wearing.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
That hat, check it out.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Can't be your memories come with it at the Big
Show dot com. Good morning, I got the Big Show
on the radio, all right, we got our connection to
Saint Louis. Let us do it's meet it up time
a man has in getting his toys.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Here's how you never want to see in shorts. He's
got spooks, who's got a contract?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Who love dude?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Asked for money?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Be on crutch the presents? Yeah, more than ten. Thanks
for joining us with a man.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Hello guys, how you doing, buddy?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Very good? All right, let's jump right in here.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So until I know today, you'd planned to tell us
about you getting fired three times in one afternoon and Turner,
but uh, I texted you over the weekend because I
saw this Dayton history. Peile like came out of retirement
in nineteen seventy five seven million bucks, highest paid team
athlete in history at that point, with the New York
(02:35):
Cosmos playing, and I texted, I said, did you know
Peley because I thought I remembered something like that.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Well, actually, when you texted me about this, I sent
you back right away a picture of him holding Amy
with Patty and I.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That's right, Yes, I knew him.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
So and Amy so four years Yeah, it just came
back like that. So there's a there was Amy says
like four years old, Yeah, living in Saint Louis now,
And there you and Patty and Pele holding your Dolgara. Yeah,
well he does always say yes and knows everybody, or
knows somebody who knows everybody.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
He was.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
He was a phenomenon when he came to the United
States in seventy five. He started playing in fifty six
to seventy four, and then he came over here for
like what seven million dollars or something.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
So how did you get to know him one of
the most popular people in the history of the entire world.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Well, uh, and the name Pele is just like one name,
you know, like Madonna or Bonon. So I mean, when
you're pretty famous, when you're known that way, you know.
I was in Rochester right after coaching college. I was
there six months, uh, and I was sent to Philadelphia
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by the league. I'm not sure why that quickly to
do a news conference with Pele, and I met his bodyguard,
Patro which was key. We got to know each other
very very well. And then six months later he came
to play in Rochester. But I'm gonna put that story
off until a little bit later. Uh. When I got
(04:16):
to d C. I had a friend from Rochester, a
lady who went to work in the Carter White House,
and I went to the White House like two times
for lunch.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
It was pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
And then it took Pela to the White House and
we and we met President Carter and old Henry Kissinger
was right there.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I mean he's a big soccer fan, you know.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
And then we had a news conference and that night
and get this, I'm going into work that day. Uh,
And I hear a radio guy talk about Elton John
was in town at a hotel and I called the
guy knew him, said which one I shouldn't say, What
do you mean, I'm your you're my pa announcer the Mayflower.
I called the maye Flower Hotel. I asked for Elton John.
(05:02):
They say, well, he's not here. I got pretty good memory,
you remember, I said, I called back, let me talk
to Reginald Dwight. He answers the phone. He was owning
a soccer team in the league at that time. I
tried to get him to come to the news conference
to meet Pele because Pelay knew him and he loved him,
but he had to fly out to go to England.
(05:23):
We couldn't pull that off. So he had the amy
picture taken there and then he played in Rochester. They
called and said he was going to be hurt. He
really wasn't. They didn't like our security in that small town.
So he came to town the news conference, and my
buddy Ed Ireland is there, the guy from Kansas farm boy.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
And whenever he would talk like he would talk to you,
he would.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Say, well, now say John Boy, That's how he would talk.
So Pedro comes up and asks me if I can
take Pewe to the airport. So me and Ed take
Payway and paid Roll to the airport. Guess what, we
had a two hour delay. We sat in the bar.
(06:08):
I'm talking to Paidro and here Ed going, well, now
say Payway. Then he went to the gift shop and
he bought him a Cheetah pet. I was in New
York two weeks later and Pele was in a limousine
and he goes, Kerry, how is your brother edwardo?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
He thought he was my brother.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
They all sound the same.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
And we're gonna post this picture of Amy on the
Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I think, right, yes, yes, y'all go to John Boy
and Billy Facebook page and see the picture that we're
talking about. Don't know how many people you're gonna do that.
When you bring it up, you got kids your pictures
when Michael, Jordan and Pele.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Don't forget the other celebrity in the photo, Hanson with hair.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Oh yeah, and Patty looking hot.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
He sure does. All right, good stuffy about him.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Next week, I'm gonna talk about the three times that
got fired in one afternoon and Turner brought at me,
all right, And then the week after that talking about
firing is when I fired my legendary hero Bob Gibson
the picture.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
So we got two firings come up in the next
couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
All right, all right, then, well, what's happening with you? Tear?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
We appreciate you, buddy, Have a great rest of your day. Okay,
all right, we're ready. All right, let's play Beating the Blonde.
Come on one eight hundred, Big Show. You told free line.
We'll get the contestant and play next Good morn and.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Today's featured track for the Big Show bit Box point
Delbert's decided to turn his life around. Sear's for keywords
Delbert turn in the bit box at the.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Also time today, you gotta go to the John one
Billy Facebook page. See that picture we're talking about with
hands and in it wasn't involved, but I was talking
about the one with Pele and Amy and Patty and
Haylee Billy facebook page.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
All right, let them on in here and play beat
the block.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
My contestant is Ken from a Rowing Oak, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Good morning, Ken, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Welcome buddy. I'm right kid, Go ask Tanger some questions.
You agree or disagree whether you think she's right or wrong,
you win US one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bulls not cleaning products.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
All right, all right, yay Tayler.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
According to the old alphabet song, okay, hey, you're adorable,
thank you. Oh you're so beautiful. See you're acutey full
of charms? What are you when you're a D?
Speaker 8 (09:39):
You are so top heavy.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
You need to add a couple more, don't you.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
You don't know me?
Speaker 8 (09:48):
See, Okay, D is for you're so delightful.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
D is for delightful in the old alphabet song Ken,
agree or disagree.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I'm going to agree and correct you are.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
It is delightful. I've never heard that song. Dean Martin
recorded a pretty famous version of it, A your adorable.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, it was a hit. Song. How about that. I'll
check that out.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah all right, don't cover it up right now, So
here we go, Tater. Humans can be identified by their
unique fingerprints. Is there a unique way you can tell
cows apart?
Speaker 7 (10:36):
They don't have fingers, so there must be some utter.
Speaker 10 (10:39):
Way from their tongue, their print.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
The tongue print of a cow. Can't agree or disagree.
Speaker 11 (10:58):
I've got to disagree disagree.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
He was the thing today the wind. By the way,
nose prints. Every cow's nose is unique. Okay, I there
it is. You can't good work, body. One hundred dollars
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and twenty is in there were the bull snock cleaning
products made in the USA.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's up to rowing up for you, and.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
My truck will be a very happy truck for it.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Nice.
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careful out there keeping Twain and digit all.
Speaker 11 (11:40):
Right, appreciate you being here all these years.
Speaker 12 (11:48):
Quote about the hour Tommy, you and new Yeah, now
some funny. I got something fun on the other side.
It's like in church blue birds ain't never heard of anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
It's a big sewing the radio. I find so many
wonderful things. Going through my wonderful things, you a wonderful
thing give away number one hundred and six the Fountain
Powerboat Racing team. That autograph by Redu found when I
was on the team. Back pick Quick Lake and the
powerboat races. All right, if I found this, I don't
know if I read this before. If it's like the
Church Bloomers, they're new than me. Okay, like this, it's
(12:55):
called like ad space. I think you probably gave this
to me, and like much stuff I'm finding here, any.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Of the things you've given away in your wonderful things.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
So it's like the advertisement that translates in different languages.
It doesn't mean what it means in America. It just
takes me like slogan. The Dairy Association successful Got Milk
campaign prompted them to extend their advertising to Mexico. By
the way, it's just a quick cybor. Are you notice
everybody's doing that gotten thing ever since the gotten milk? Yes,
(13:28):
the god thing like that kind kind of maybe overdoone it,
come up with your own, okay. Anyway, they discovered that
the Spanish translation was are you lactating?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
There's some billboards.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, that cores Coors Beer translated it slogan turn it
loose into Spanish, where it was read suffer from diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Well, that can't happen. Give me my happy music.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
That's a good.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Claire All introduced the missed stick curling iron into Germany,
only to find out that mist is slang for manure.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Okay, I don't want to big manure step for your hand.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
What about Gerber?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Gerber started selling baby food in Africa. They used the
same packaging as in the US, with a smiling baby
on the label.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You know where this is going?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, Well they learned later than in Africa, companies routinely
put pictures of what's inside on the labels because many
people can't read.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, little white baby.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
You know, it's like peas are in there.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
It was like a green jar.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
And if you look closer, we got some Gerber babyes
food around the house.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Goes, We're gonna have to have to give pearl some.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, and looking at that, it looked like like baby boots.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, the mixed stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I don't think you've ever tasted it because it tastes
pretty plant.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
During my life, I have yeah.
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
An American t shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for
the Spanish market promoting the Pope's visit. But instead of
I saw the Pope al Papa, the shirt's read, I
saw the potato American chicken man Frank Purdue's slogan it
(15:41):
takes a tough man to make a tender chicken of it.
Remember that one got terribly mangled. In a Spanish translation,
a photo of Purdue with one of his birds appeared
on billboards all over Mexico with a caption it takes
a hard man to make a chicken aroused. No, no way,
(16:01):
he really loves chickens.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I tell him they knew it. I think, oh yeah,
oh man.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
One more, when Parker Pins marketed a ballpoint pin in Mexico,
it's as we're supposed to read, it won't leak in
your pocket and embarrass you. Oh now, the company mistranslated
the word embarrassed as m burzaro whatever it is. That's
so the ad read it won't leak in your pocket
(16:36):
and make you pregnant.
Speaker 13 (16:38):
Okay, that's another wonderful thing found around the Big show.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Good morning, its shing the radio coming up about twenty
minutes from the desk of Taylertainment news is what to
watch right now?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Oh gobbledy snaffle.
Speaker 14 (17:27):
I'm old and I hate everything, especially television. Back in
my day, we didn't have no fancy schmancy full color,
high definition, space saving flint screen gizmo with a fifty
inch picture and four hundred channels of twenty four hours
(17:48):
a day. We had a plain wooden box with a
teeny round screen so small you could only watch it
one eye at a time. He was covered with five
thousand knobs, only two of which worked on off in volume.
(18:09):
The rest of the knobs were there to keep us
busy because we were too damn pig ignorant to know
there weren't no real TV shows yet. The TV was
so dad blame big we had to build the rest
of the house around it. It took up so much
room that we younguns had to sleep out back with
the hogs, and they'd eat your toes and fingers while
(18:33):
you slipped. But at least you managed to stay warm
under that nice cozy blank at a steam and pig manure.
And then, if you were lucky, every once in a while,
some smart ass would broadcast a live picture of a
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stuffed animal. Since there weren't no sound, we didn't know
if we'd won a prize or are stuffed bunnies we're
taking over the world.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
We were dumb as mudd and that's the way we
liked it.
Speaker 14 (19:09):
We gather around that one in square screen stare at
it for hours on end, fumbling with knobs, drooling and
scratching our butts with no fingers, going blind one eye
at a time, slip slappingy slew. Look at us, We're
a bunch of toallless, fingerless crap, stinking hiltily cyclops.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
All hail the bunny men.
Speaker 14 (19:35):
I can't wait till someone invinced the Jerry Springer show.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
How do do the Diggly Day?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
And we liked it.
Speaker 14 (19:46):
And we didn't have no sitcoms to break no day
if we wanted a good laugh, we didn't have any
Andy and Bonnie and Jerry and Cramer and Raws and Phoebe.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
To make sport up.
Speaker 14 (20:00):
We had to go all the way to the next
county where this bunch of slavic squad has lived, and
we'd single out Boris to jabber and freak with his
unborn twin's lower half growing out of his stomach. We'd
strip his shirt off and chase him with handfuls of
stinging nettles. He hopped through the high weeds, running for
(20:21):
his life, and that creepy little torso with kick its
within little legs, and he'd looked.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Like a big cricket man jumping through the.
Speaker 14 (20:28):
Field, and we'd all laugh and laugh, because that's funny
right there. I don't care who you are. And if
we wanted a reality show, we'd make our own, like.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Who watched her Lighter Fart?
Speaker 14 (20:46):
We'd gorge ourselves on raw broccoli and pickled pigs feet,
and then we'd all gather around in a big circle
and start pooting into the campfire, waiting for that one
big super fart that would barbecue all your.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Kid in a pall of blue flame.
Speaker 14 (21:02):
And even if you won, you still wound up sending
all the hair off your kista and getting second degree burns.
Speaker 15 (21:08):
All over your private parts.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
We'll boop boop de doodle the dangle.
Speaker 14 (21:14):
We're freak chasing kinscorch and zena foobs, sitting around on
our French fried buttsmeller like burnt.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Hair which way to the weenie roast.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Oh glorious glorious morning television.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Ah Flugel Spoogle.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Good morning, The Big Show's on a radio and more
Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 15 (21:41):
This is buzz nutlaid with a bulletin. Big Show knows
reporter alive on the scene of a major disaster. I've
never seen such carnage. And may I remind you that
I was at the Great Dinner Pass Barbecue eating the.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
This is much, much worse.
Speaker 15 (21:55):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions. The tattered carcasses.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Of other morning shows live in the battlefield.
Speaker 14 (22:01):
You're listening to the victors in this morning radio war,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipts?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. And
then the Fine Hour, but the Wisday broadcast. Oh, you're
having a birthday today, Happy birthday, celebrating one on the
celebrity list. Oh, Mark Wahlberg, he's fifty three years old.
Comedian Joe got Told was forty eight. I mean practical jokers.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Musician Kenny Jean sixty eight.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Flute Kenny Jeu Manu playing the clarinet.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
Plean the clarinet, I mean he's clearing saxophone.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
It's like, well, I think you g might have been
clearing that you uh you thought it would win yestumnatam.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I bet that dude will play it.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Okay, Yeah, I'll tell you're right about the clarinet irritator.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Uh, I'm fine out for sure.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Iron Maiden nick Ole mcbrin is seventy two. I can't
wear that iron too heavy. There's a backups a tenfold
on me.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
Saxophone, he's saxophone.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
How about that red dog.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Alto and tenor saxophone?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
About that?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Maybe that's dip the saxophone street Okay, that sweat dudes
off right?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
A different sound too. That's a soprano. That's right. Look
at you about Kenny G.
Speaker 8 (24:08):
I'm sorry that I doubted you not.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
What about TV show host Susie Orman, She like a
financial yes, financial lad. Yeah, she's seventy three. Uh, James
fifty six, Pete Wentz.
Speaker 7 (24:25):
Forty five from Fallout Boys.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Look you known about face?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Kenny T plays a saxophone.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
What about outlaw hero Pancho Villa?
Speaker 7 (24:41):
He's old, well, he's gone.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
He wouldn't been one hundred and forty seven years old.
It's Via, It's via. You don't pronounce the ls poncho huh,
I feel like old poncho veo Sheila. Well yeah, I
was saying that run for the border again for me
another tequila, Sheila, Oh, come back.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
It all came together right here.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
I wish you Is there a saxophone in then? I?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
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Speaker 1 (25:46):
For it in minutes.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
But right now, from the desk of Taytor Taman News
what to watch, Here's Marcy Taytor.
Speaker 7 (25:54):
Moraight than sure. Look at the box office from the weekend.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
If he may very surprising and it was a race.
Speaker 7 (26:02):
But Garfield the movie went from second place to first place. Why,
I don't know. More cinemas well, I.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Finally saw a trailer for it, so it's got live
action and animation.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yes, yeah, so maybe I'm a little more.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Interested then, oh well, they came into it.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
Well anyway, if also moved up.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
It went to second place from third place The Imaginary
Friends with Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
So I'm waiting to say what that first place movie
was bad? That dropped more than two places.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
Furiosa a Mad Max Saga dropped to third place. Yes, yes,
Kingdom of Plant of the Apes remained at fourth and
so did.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
BAWGUYE stayed at fifth place.
Speaker 8 (26:45):
Bawl Guy Movies out this Friday, June seventh. Bad Boys
Ride or Die with Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.
Speaker 16 (26:52):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
When their former captain is implicated in corruption, the two
Miami police officers have to work to clear his name.
Speaker 7 (26:58):
They're back baby, all right.
Speaker 8 (27:01):
If you're a streamer, here's some movies just stream on Hulu.
The first omen, the prequel to seventy six, is the
Omen the supernatural horror. The prequel explores the origins of Damien,
the demonic child at the heart of the original, speaking
into some scary stuff.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
A horror film.
Speaker 8 (27:18):
The first omens on Hulu. Jim Henson Idea Man is
on Disney Plus. And this is directed by Ron Howard
and it's a documentary about Jim Henson, and it does
spans his life, and it's got unseen footage and has
interviews with friends and family, so it seems like it's
gonna be pretty cool.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
That's on Disney Plus.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Godzilla minus one is on Netflix minus one, the Oscar
winning Godzilla minus one. Mind you, it's finally in streaming
platforms outside of Japan. They've been streaming it there for
a while. And it's set in the tail end of
World War Two, after the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki,
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and it follows a pilot, the Kamakazi pilot, and they
find Godzilla.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
A surviving Kamikaze pilot. Yeah you know what his name was,
don't you?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Chicken? Terry oct Number sixty four were working joke. It's
still one of my favorites.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
You up for that.
Speaker 7 (28:21):
And two more?
Speaker 8 (28:23):
The boys in The Boat is on Prime Video. That's
directed by George Clooney and it's a sports drama based
on a novel about a rowing team. And Super Eight
is on Paramount Plus. You guys got stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
To watch, Thank you very much. Wait, let's get us
a winner. Let's play wordy were her?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Here we go?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
What eight hundred big show you told free line across America.
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
This good morning. That's a big show.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Anyone who I won't tell everybody bout their two nickname jackets.
We got a new new nickname for Stephen Curry and
the Golden State Warriors riginally from Charlotn, North Carolina. He
just had his what a fourth it's just his fourth kid.
(29:37):
So his new nickname is Packer from California.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Hopp any babies out like a past dispenser.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
So we got Pecker from Graham Fellers had some Pecker
from Delaware. Oh that was Biden. That was Bill Silver's one.
The Bisons dust stuff is on Packer from California.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
Jeff, they were talking about it.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
I was like, oh God, so today's feature trapping to
make show big Box. By the way, it's heart and delvert.
The Dovers decided to turn his life around. Let's see
how that goes. Search for keywords. Delbert turned hit the
big box, said to.
Speaker 9 (30:21):
Big shoe like call at everybody's head, I buy the
bad where you don't word any word.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Mary Jane from Salem, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Good morning, Mary Jane, you'd lauryn welcome.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
And we got Jeff from Rocky Mount, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Good morning, Jeff, Hey, good morning, John Boyd, good morning.
All right. Yeah, that's Mary Jane Alabama. That's Jeff up
North Carolina.
Speaker 14 (30:47):
That's way.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
That's a wordy wordy.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
So Mary Jane to be me and you, Jeff and
Taylor on the other side. So well, have you all relaxed?
Take take I wouldn't relaxing.
Speaker 11 (31:03):
I'm nervous.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Oh just relax, Mary Jane. We're gonna talk you through this.
I'm gonna put this word right in your head.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You just say it. Okay, okay, okay, start the clock.
Now throw me the ball.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
I will blanket no you throw I yes, uh huh okay,
blank a sentence, get a pencil and blank this down.
No you yes, okay, Look I have a pretty one
of these.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I got a tongue in it. That that what is it?
I'm gonna shut my yes, uh huh a blank? Along,
come on, get in the car.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
We're gonna take a ride.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Bam. There you go. Marry Jane. Where to go back?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Will we put a four on the board? And now
Jeff and Tator for their round one? Jeff, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Come on Tayler, show John boy of what you're working with.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
Okay, and go more than a couple. It's a.
Speaker 8 (32:10):
More than a couple. Yes, yes, you go here to learn.
There's a teacher. Yeah, yes, uh to blank and to
hold to blank and to hold.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
I right right right? I I oh wow, this word
is like it's a conjunction. I blank, no money, I
blink for see.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Oh right, there's the buzzer. Just gotta hone up.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
It happens.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
But it's four to two after round one. Still anybody's game.
So Mary Jane, let's mean you go for another thirty seconds.
Make it hard on him? Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Okay, get nervous, Mary Jane. I think you should be nervous.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
All right?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Bicking up on that last one? I am rich. I
blank A bunch of money to blank and to hold
too blank and to blank? Not it's a word?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Uh you?
Speaker 17 (33:21):
I blank?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
This this, this coffee is mine?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
What is crazy? Uh?
Speaker 8 (33:31):
So?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Too blank? And to hold on a wedding. Yes, you're
still not gonna get it, and I got it all right.
Speaker 7 (33:44):
Well, let's just throw it out and we'll move on.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
I'm still four to two. It's four to two, Jiff
and Taylor. Let's see what you got and go Wait.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
No, yes, you know how like you use word has
used the word?
Speaker 11 (34:02):
You know?
Speaker 8 (34:03):
Could this one is to blank and to hold blanks
and the blank knots you have the people of the hood. No,
I said it, all right, moving on, I will say it.
Speaker 7 (34:16):
We're moving on. Hey, dinner is your last blank of
the day? Yes?
Speaker 8 (34:23):
Hey, you know when you see something, you see something
in person, you see the concert blank.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yes, okay, let's say two on the two.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
That is a form. But Jaggie said, you gave us one.
Mary Jane wins five to four?
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Wait blank and to okay, Well.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Let's go back and figure this out. Okay, the word.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
The blanks and the blankknots.
Speaker 16 (34:49):
I said the word was have Yeah, that stupid word
you use it in a sentence right, what does she
say to to half and to hold?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Y'all? Have you ever heard that to half and to hold? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (35:05):
Yeah, you have the people that are the halves and
the have nots.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah, the blank and the blank nods. That was too.
That's what we could think of. So so did Taylor. Y'all?
Sure Taytor said half? Yeah she was. It was like
an insite sentence. But clue, okay, well right by me.
Speaker 7 (35:22):
Well, I don't believe them.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
There, Jeff from Rocky Mountains, you can play again anytime, buddy.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
We'll hook it back up.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
I will get this in the appeals.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah, meantime. Yes, Mary Jane, do you shout at Joe girly?
Speaker 4 (35:39):
I like to tell home too.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
Sleeps in open Laca, Alabama.
Speaker 8 (35:44):
Oh, co worker, Mary Jane.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Oh right, you hang on.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Get your big old prize back for you Victory and
Jeff Jack can hook you up down the road. My boy,
good morning, got a big showing the radio. I'm not
ready for Giles again. I don't know about y'all. Worry, worry,
all right, I have crap alright here we go, but
request time. Lou Stevens Mobile, Alabama says, can we hear ike?
(36:11):
Song about his ex wife.
Speaker 18 (36:12):
You sure can, Lou will turn it up next.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
I want to ask, what y'all the radio? The blank
and blank?
Speaker 19 (36:44):
Not I should have said, I should have said the
past tensive has, past has, Yes, but then you that
I don't that make it harder for me?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I think, yes, you gotta know that like us.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Let's leave it later right now. I won't pick it
up again tomorrow, right now. Lou Stevens out of Mobile, Alabama,
your classic bid request.
Speaker 17 (37:22):
Yeah, well, she's my ex spouse.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
She took my program and then she took my house. Yes,
she my ex spouse don't want back and that's a fact.
She no good getting the sack.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yes, she my ex.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Spouse were not together. They have a body nose. I'm
looking for some brand new holes that happen. Took everything
and she give it to one other man.
Speaker 9 (38:06):
Yeah, stole my booze, my platform shoes and all my
viey it can She don't give us damn because she's
my ex spouse.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
She's super skaky. That whole needs to delous. Yet she
my eggs.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
Spouse didn't make the cut. I dumped the butt. She's
nothing butter slug yt.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
She my eggs spouse, don't be a sack.
Speaker 9 (38:38):
Dig on this rapper. She's gonna give you the clock.
She used to have men on their knees. Now she's
a beotch scratching fleas. She was a fox back in
the day.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Now she's enough to turn like down on my gay. Yeah,
she's my eggs spouse.
Speaker 9 (39:04):
Can't afford to feed her, make a tent out of
her blouse.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Yes, she MiGs. Spouse. Won't cut her slack. The chicken
is wack. Put a foot in her butt crack. She's
a cow.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
She's a cow.
Speaker 9 (39:18):
She's a cow.
Speaker 11 (39:19):
Cow.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
She's a cow.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
She's a cow. She's a cow cow.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
She's a cow. She's a cow.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
She's a cow cow.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
She's a cow. She's a cow.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
She's a cock cow cow.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
She's a cow.
Speaker 17 (39:26):
She's a cow. She's a cow cow.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
She's a couch.
Speaker 19 (39:28):
She's a cow.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
She's a big cow.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
She's a cow.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
She's a cow.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
She's a cat cow.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
She's a cow.
Speaker 11 (39:33):
She's a cow.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
She ma ex spouse. She's number fifteen. Forgive me if
I growse.
Speaker 9 (39:42):
Yes, she my ex spouse going to get it right
if it takes all night. My next wife's gonna be white. Yes,
she mis spouse.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Going to the strip club to have a drinking house.
Speaker 18 (40:00):
Yes, my ex.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Spouse gonna wrap it up now. Rip out of rhymes
for spouse.
Speaker 20 (40:11):
Hey ta, howd you like to ride in the chunkl
tied away your mornings mixed on the radio?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
You'd like to have a sweet John woe for the
album Watt's day into big box.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Search for keywords Delbert.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Man, here's heart all my life on the fid of right.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
No man, John, I'm on better head?
Speaker 11 (41:04):
Wait, he say, Harry, you beg on, Harry? Insert random
red neck hands off Here he hauler, looking fire around,
just living a dream?
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Buddy? What's going over in a den of iniquity?
Speaker 11 (41:15):
I was just fixing a toat some dirty dishes. Back
to the kitchen of a Nickolas.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
How's that boy? Delvert?
Speaker 11 (41:22):
Dumb is dirt and twice as wormy. Oh the listen
to this the other day? He's donedecided, it's time to
turn his life around.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Well, what brought that on?
Speaker 11 (41:30):
Well, it's like this. I left work early because I
had a doctor's appointman, got caught up in the waiting
room all afternoon. I called Debord and says son, it's
gonna be five o'clock before I get out of here.
I ain't gonna drive all the way back to the shop,
won't you just lock up and meet me down? And hoots?
So I got there about five fifteen. I done have
two or three bears for I notice Debort still ain't
showed up. Started looking at my watch. Finally is almost
(41:51):
six o'clock. He comes in the door. I said, corn sake, son,
how long does it take you to lock up? He said, Wow,
customer come in right when I was fixing the leave
and you ain't gonna believe who it was. Judy Fortenberry,
I said, hell, no, wonder you're late, said Judy Fortonburry
was Delbert's high school Swedish. Her debt hooked up in
(42:12):
eleventh grade, dated for almost two solid years. It's true love.
Everybody thought them too is gonna get end up getting married.
What happened, well, brace yourself. Her daddy didn't like Delbert
with a fun, sent Judy off to some Bible college
in around Pensacola somewhere.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
That must have been tough.
Speaker 9 (42:28):
You got that ray.
Speaker 11 (42:29):
Me and him used to drink a little bit for fun.
That was the year Delbert turned pro so I said, well,
had she look? He says, not a gay older than
the last time I seen her. I said, well, did
you get her number? He says no. She is all
married and respectable. Now, good Christian gal too. Her husband's
head preacher at some church over in Mount Highley. She
(42:50):
doesn't go off in a whole different direction. He kindly
stared off in space for a minute, and then he says,
oh it, I need to pull myself together. I could
have married that gal. But look at me. In thirty
years I gone from being a young idiot being an
old idiot. I ain't done squat with my life. I said, well, son,
it ain't never too late for a man to change
(43:11):
if he really wants to. About that time, he's this
old loudmouth drunk down at the end of the bar,
start hollering, hey, anybody get drink here. Just certain table head,
waving his arms around, lost his balance and fell off
the stool on the floor. Devil goes, see, see that
idiot down there. I don't want to end up like that.
I said, way, you better get cracking. I seen you
do that same trick When he was watching the race
(43:32):
on Saturday the says no, man, I'm serious. I don't
want to do something to make the world a better place.
I said, well, want you go there and help old
Malthy up off the floor? He said, that's a good idea.
So he runs in there and picks his drunk feller up,
sets him back on the stool. Boy goes, thanks, slick
hy up, have about another bear. Debra goes, friend, maybe
(43:53):
you ought to skip around or two. Maddy goes, hey,
screw you, buddy. Next thing you know, he falls off
in the floor again. Delbra picks him back up, says, mister,
I think you need to go home, and you don't
need to be driving there. Tell me where you live.
I'll take you home. I say, hey, Debah, won't you
just call him a cab? He says no, No, that's
what the old me would have done. I'm gonna sit
(44:14):
to this deal. Personally throwed the fella's arm over his shoulder,
hustled him at the door like a fireman. About twenty
minutes later that the good Samaradan comes strolling back in.
I says, hey, there, mister Gandha, how's the save the
world business going? Dever says not there, good I had
to plumb carry that fella out of the truck. When
we got to his house, couldn't get him to walk
(44:35):
up the sidewalk, so I throwed him over my shoulder
like a Sacretator's got to the front door, started digging
in his pocket for the key. He fell off in
the flower bed three or four times. Finally the porchlight
come on. This gal come to the door, I says, ma'am.
Do you know this feller? She says, yes, sir, that's
my husband. He says, my name's Delver. You don't know me.
I'm just here to make sure you man got home,
(44:57):
all right. She says, Well, that's all fine and good.
But horny Howser's wheelchair at.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Oh bless his hearty mint.
Speaker 11 (45:07):
Well, yeah, he gotta wait to go for things, and no, Bill, Hey,
that's not gonna run here. Me and Earl Hickey juniors
fixing and go to work. You don't think it? Yeah,
well you tell him, I said, dud, He don't know
what you mean. Bye, y'all, keep him straight up. Bye.
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I was wearing it well athy pick Wick Lake powerboat
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a man has in getting his toys.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Here's how you never want to see in shorts. He's
got spooks, who's got a contract?
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Who love dude?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Asked for money?
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Be on crutch the presents? Yeah, more than ten. Thanks
for joining us with a man.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Hello guys, how you doing, buddy?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Very good? All right, let's jump right in here.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So until I know today, you'd planned to tell us
about you getting fired three times in one afternoon and Turner,
but uh, I texted you over the weekend because I
saw this Dayton history. Peile like came out of retirement
in nineteen seventy five seven million bucks, highest paid team
athlete in history at that point, with the New York
(02:35):
Cosmos playing, and I texted, I said, did you know
Peley because I thought I remembered something like that.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Well, actually, when you texted me about this, I sent
you back right away a picture of him holding Amy
with Patty and I.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That's right, Yes, I knew him.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
So and Amy so four years Yeah, it just came
back like that. So there's a there was Amy says
like four years old, Yeah, living in Saint Louis now,
And there you and Patty and Pele holding your Dolgara. Yeah,
well he does always say yes and knows everybody, or
knows somebody who knows everybody.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
He was.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
He was a phenomenon when he came to the United
States in seventy five. He started playing in fifty six
to seventy four, and then he came over here for
like what seven million dollars or something.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
So how did you get to know him one of
the most popular people in the history of the entire world.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Well, uh, and the name Pele is just like one name,
you know, like Madonna or Bonon. So I mean, when
you're pretty famous, when you're known that way, you know.
I was in Rochester right after coaching college. I was
there six months, uh, and I was sent to Philadelphia
(03:56):
by the league. I'm not sure why that quickly to
do a news conference with Pele, and I met his bodyguard,
Patro which was key. We got to know each other
very very well. And then six months later he came
to play in Rochester. But I'm gonna put that story
off until a little bit later. Uh. When I got
(04:16):
to d C. I had a friend from Rochester, a
lady who went to work in the Carter White House,
and I went to the White House like two times
for lunch.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
It was pretty cool.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
And then it took Pela to the White House and
we and we met President Carter and old Henry Kissinger
was right there.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I mean he's a big soccer fan, you know.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
And then we had a news conference and that night
and get this, I'm going into work that day. Uh,
And I hear a radio guy talk about Elton John
was in town at a hotel and I called the
guy knew him, said which one I shouldn't say, What
do you mean, I'm your you're my pa announcer the Mayflower.
I called the maye Flower Hotel. I asked for Elton John.
(05:02):
They say, well, he's not here. I got pretty good memory,
you remember, I said, I called back, let me talk
to Reginald Dwight. He answers the phone. He was owning
a soccer team in the league at that time. I
tried to get him to come to the news conference
to meet Pele because Pelay knew him and he loved him,
but he had to fly out to go to England.
(05:23):
We couldn't pull that off. So he had the amy
picture taken there and then he played in Rochester. They
called and said he was going to be hurt. He
really wasn't. They didn't like our security in that small town.
So he came to town the news conference, and my
buddy Ed Ireland is there, the guy from Kansas farm boy.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
And whenever he would talk like he would talk to you,
he would.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Say, well, now say John Boy, That's how he would talk.
So Pedro comes up and asks me if I can
take Pewe to the airport. So me and Ed take
Payway and paid Roll to the airport. Guess what, we
had a two hour delay. We sat in the bar.
(06:08):
I'm talking to Paidro and here Ed going, well, now
say Payway. Then he went to the gift shop and
he bought him a Cheetah pet. I was in New
York two weeks later and Pele was in a limousine
and he goes, Kerry, how is your brother edwardo?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
He thought he was my brother.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
They all sound the same.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
And we're gonna post this picture of Amy on the
Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I think, right, yes, yes, y'all go to John Boy
and Billy Facebook page and see the picture that we're
talking about. Don't know how many people you're gonna do that.
When you bring it up, you got kids your pictures
when Michael, Jordan and Pele.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Don't forget the other celebrity in the photo, Hanson with hair.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Oh yeah, and Patty looking hot.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
He sure does. All right, good stuffy about him.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Next week, I'm gonna talk about the three times that
got fired in one afternoon and Turner brought at me,
all right, And then the week after that talking about
firing is when I fired my legendary hero Bob Gibson
the picture.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
So we got two firings come up in the next
couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
All right, all right, then, well, what's happening with you? Tear?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
We appreciate you, buddy, Have a great rest of your day. Okay,
all right, we're ready. All right, let's play Beating the Blonde.
Come on one eight hundred, Big Show. You told free line.
We'll get the contestant and play next Good morn and.
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Speaker 2 (08:31):
Also time today, you gotta go to the John one
Billy Facebook page. See that picture we're talking about with
hands and in it wasn't involved, but I was talking
about the one with Pele and Amy and Patty and
Haylee Billy facebook page.
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All right, let them on in here and play beat
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Speaker 2 (08:57):
My contestant is Ken from a Rowing Oak, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Good morning, Ken, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Welcome buddy. I'm right kid, Go ask Tanger some questions.
You agree or disagree whether you think she's right or wrong,
you win US one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bulls not cleaning products.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
All right, all right, yay Tayler.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
According to the old alphabet song, okay, hey, you're adorable,
thank you. Oh you're so beautiful. See you're acutey full
of charms? What are you when you're a D?
Speaker 8 (09:39):
You are so top heavy.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
You need to add a couple more, don't you.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
You don't know me?
Speaker 8 (09:48):
See, Okay, D is for you're so delightful.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
D is for delightful in the old alphabet song Ken,
agree or disagree.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I'm going to agree and correct you are.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
It is delightful. I've never heard that song. Dean Martin
recorded a pretty famous version of it, A your adorable.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, it was a hit. Song. How about that. I'll
check that out.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah all right, don't cover it up right now, So
here we go, Tater. Humans can be identified by their
unique fingerprints. Is there a unique way you can tell
cows apart?
Speaker 7 (10:36):
They don't have fingers, so there must be some utter.
Speaker 10 (10:39):
Way from their tongue, their print.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
The tongue print of a cow. Can't agree or disagree.
Speaker 11 (10:58):
I've got to disagree disagree.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
He was the thing today the wind. By the way,
nose prints. Every cow's nose is unique. Okay, I there
it is. You can't good work, body. One hundred dollars
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and twenty is in there were the bull snock cleaning
products made in the USA.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's up to rowing up for you, and.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
My truck will be a very happy truck for it.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Can't appreciate you listen Bud and playing whether you've been
careful out there keeping Twain and digit all.
Speaker 11 (11:40):
Right, appreciate you being here all these years.
Speaker 12 (11:48):
Quote about the hour Tommy, you and new Yeah, now
some funny. I got something fun on the other side.
It's like in church blue birds ain't never heard of anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
It's a big sewing the radio. I find so many
wonderful things. Going through my wonderful things, you a wonderful
thing give away number one hundred and six the Fountain
Powerboat Racing team. That autograph by Redu found when I
was on the team. Back pick Quick Lake and the
powerboat races. All right, if I found this, I don't
know if I read this before. If it's like the
Church Bloomers, they're new than me. Okay, like this, it's
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called like ad space. I think you probably gave this
to me, and like much stuff I'm finding here, any.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Of the things you've given away in your wonderful things.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
So it's like the advertisement that translates in different languages.
It doesn't mean what it means in America. It just
takes me like slogan. The Dairy Association successful Got Milk
campaign prompted them to extend their advertising to Mexico. By
the way, it's just a quick cybor. Are you notice
everybody's doing that gotten thing ever since the gotten milk? Yes,
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the god thing like that kind kind of maybe overdoone it,
come up with your own, okay. Anyway, they discovered that
the Spanish translation was are you lactating?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
There's some billboards.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, that cores Coors Beer translated it slogan turn it
loose into Spanish, where it was read suffer from diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Well, that can't happen. Give me my happy music.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
That's a good.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Claire All introduced the missed stick curling iron into Germany,
only to find out that mist is slang for manure.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Okay, I don't want to big manure step for your hand.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
What about Gerber?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Gerber started selling baby food in Africa. They used the
same packaging as in the US, with a smiling baby
on the label.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You know where this is going?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, Well they learned later than in Africa, companies routinely
put pictures of what's inside on the labels because many
people can't read.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, little white baby.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
You know, it's like peas are in there.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
It was like a green jar.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
And if you look closer, we got some Gerber babyes
food around the house.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Goes, We're gonna have to have to give pearl some.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, and looking at that, it looked like like baby boots.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, the mixed stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I don't think you've ever tasted it because it tastes
pretty plant.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
During my life, I have yeah.
Speaker 9 (15:15):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
An American t shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for
the Spanish market promoting the Pope's visit. But instead of
I saw the Pope al Papa, the shirt's read, I
saw the potato American chicken man Frank Purdue's slogan it
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takes a tough man to make a tender chicken of it.
Remember that one got terribly mangled. In a Spanish translation,
a photo of Purdue with one of his birds appeared
on billboards all over Mexico with a caption it takes
a hard man to make a chicken aroused. No, no way,
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he really loves chickens.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I tell him they knew it. I think, oh yeah,
oh man.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
One more, when Parker Pins marketed a ballpoint pin in Mexico,
it's as we're supposed to read, it won't leak in
your pocket and embarrass you. Oh now, the company mistranslated
the word embarrassed as m burzaro whatever it is. That's
so the ad read it won't leak in your pocket
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and make you pregnant.
Speaker 13 (16:38):
Okay, that's another wonderful thing found around the Big show.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Good morning, its shing the radio coming up about twenty
minutes from the desk of Taylertainment news is what to
watch right now?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Oh gobbledy snaffle.
Speaker 14 (17:27):
I'm old and I hate everything, especially television. Back in
my day, we didn't have no fancy schmancy full color,
high definition, space saving flint screen gizmo with a fifty
inch picture and four hundred channels of twenty four hours
(17:48):
a day. We had a plain wooden box with a
teeny round screen so small you could only watch it
one eye at a time. He was covered with five
thousand knobs, only two of which worked on off in volume.
(18:09):
The rest of the knobs were there to keep us
busy because we were too damn pig ignorant to know
there weren't no real TV shows yet. The TV was
so dad blame big we had to build the rest
of the house around it. It took up so much
room that we younguns had to sleep out back with
the hogs, and they'd eat your toes and fingers while
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you slipped. But at least you managed to stay warm
under that nice cozy blank at a steam and pig manure.
And then, if you were lucky, every once in a while,
some smart ass would broadcast a live picture of a
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stuffed animal. Since there weren't no sound, we didn't know
if we'd won a prize or are stuffed bunnies we're
taking over the world.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
We were dumb as mudd and that's the way we
liked it.
Speaker 14 (19:09):
We gather around that one in square screen stare at
it for hours on end, fumbling with knobs, drooling and
scratching our butts with no fingers, going blind one eye
at a time, slip slappingy slew. Look at us, We're
a bunch of toallless, fingerless crap, stinking hiltily cyclops.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
All hail the bunny men.
Speaker 14 (19:35):
I can't wait till someone invinced the Jerry Springer show.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
How do do the Diggly Day?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
And we liked it.
Speaker 14 (19:46):
And we didn't have no sitcoms to break no day
if we wanted a good laugh, we didn't have any
Andy and Bonnie and Jerry and Cramer and Raws and Phoebe.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
To make sport up.
Speaker 14 (20:00):
We had to go all the way to the next
county where this bunch of slavic squad has lived, and
we'd single out Boris to jabber and freak with his
unborn twin's lower half growing out of his stomach. We'd
strip his shirt off and chase him with handfuls of
stinging nettles. He hopped through the high weeds, running for
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his life, and that creepy little torso with kick its
within little legs, and he'd looked.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Like a big cricket man jumping through the.
Speaker 14 (20:28):
Field, and we'd all laugh and laugh, because that's funny
right there. I don't care who you are. And if
we wanted a reality show, we'd make our own, like.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Who watched her Lighter Fart?
Speaker 14 (20:46):
We'd gorge ourselves on raw broccoli and pickled pigs feet,
and then we'd all gather around in a big circle
and start pooting into the campfire, waiting for that one
big super fart that would barbecue all your.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Kid in a pall of blue flame.
Speaker 14 (21:02):
And even if you won, you still wound up sending
all the hair off your kista and getting second degree burns.
Speaker 15 (21:08):
All over your private parts.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
We'll boop boop de doodle the dangle.
Speaker 14 (21:14):
We're freak chasing kinscorch and zena foobs, sitting around on
our French fried buttsmeller like burnt.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Hair which way to the weenie roast.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Oh glorious glorious morning television.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Ah Flugel Spoogle.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Good morning, The Big Show's on a radio and more
Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 15 (21:41):
This is buzz nutlaid with a bulletin. Big Show knows
reporter alive on the scene of a major disaster. I've
never seen such carnage. And may I remind you that
I was at the Great Dinner Pass Barbecue eating the.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
This is much, much worse.
Speaker 15 (21:55):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions. The tattered carcasses.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Of other morning shows live in the battlefield.
Speaker 14 (22:01):
You're listening to the victors in this morning radio war,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipts?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. And
then the Fine Hour, but the Wisday broadcast. Oh, you're
having a birthday today, Happy birthday, celebrating one on the
celebrity list. Oh, Mark Wahlberg, he's fifty three years old.
Comedian Joe got Told was forty eight. I mean practical jokers.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Musician Kenny Jean sixty eight.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Flute Kenny Jeu Manu playing the clarinet.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
Plean the clarinet, I mean he's clearing saxophone.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
It's like, well, I think you g might have been
clearing that you uh you thought it would win yestumnatam.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I bet that dude will play it.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Okay, Yeah, I'll tell you're right about the clarinet irritator.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Uh, I'm fine out for sure.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Iron Maiden nick Ole mcbrin is seventy two. I can't
wear that iron too heavy. There's a backups a tenfold
on me.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
Saxophone, he's saxophone.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
How about that red dog.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
Alto and tenor saxophone?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
About that?
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Maybe that's dip the saxophone street Okay, that sweat dudes
off right?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
A different sound too. That's a soprano. That's right. Look
at you about Kenny G.
Speaker 8 (24:08):
I'm sorry that I doubted you not.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
What about TV show host Susie Orman, She like a
financial yes, financial lad. Yeah, she's seventy three. Uh, James
fifty six, Pete Wentz.
Speaker 7 (24:25):
Forty five from Fallout Boys.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Look you known about face?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Kenny T plays a saxophone.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
What about outlaw hero Pancho Villa?
Speaker 7 (24:41):
He's old, well, he's gone.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
He wouldn't been one hundred and forty seven years old.
It's Via, It's via. You don't pronounce the ls poncho huh,
I feel like old poncho veo Sheila. Well yeah, I
was saying that run for the border again for me
another tequila, Sheila, Oh, come back.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
It all came together right here.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
I wish you Is there a saxophone in then? I?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
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Speaker 1 (25:46):
For it in minutes.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
But right now, from the desk of Taytor Taman News
what to watch, Here's Marcy Taytor.
Speaker 7 (25:54):
Moraight than sure. Look at the box office from the weekend.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
If he may very surprising and it was a race.
Speaker 7 (26:02):
But Garfield the movie went from second place to first place. Why,
I don't know. More cinemas well, I.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Finally saw a trailer for it, so it's got live
action and animation.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yes, yeah, so maybe I'm a little more.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Interested then, oh well, they came into it.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
Well anyway, if also moved up.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
It went to second place from third place The Imaginary
Friends with Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
So I'm waiting to say what that first place movie
was bad? That dropped more than two places.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
Furiosa a Mad Max Saga dropped to third place. Yes, yes,
Kingdom of Plant of the Apes remained at fourth and
so did.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
BAWGUYE stayed at fifth place.
Speaker 8 (26:45):
Bawl Guy Movies out this Friday, June seventh. Bad Boys
Ride or Die with Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.
Speaker 16 (26:52):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
When their former captain is implicated in corruption, the two
Miami police officers have to work to clear his name.
Speaker 7 (26:58):
They're back baby, all right.
Speaker 8 (27:01):
If you're a streamer, here's some movies just stream on Hulu.
The first omen, the prequel to seventy six, is the
Omen the supernatural horror. The prequel explores the origins of Damien,
the demonic child at the heart of the original, speaking
into some scary stuff.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
A horror film.
Speaker 8 (27:18):
The first omens on Hulu. Jim Henson Idea Man is
on Disney Plus. And this is directed by Ron Howard
and it's a documentary about Jim Henson, and it does
spans his life, and it's got unseen footage and has
interviews with friends and family, so it seems like it's
gonna be pretty cool.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
That's on Disney Plus.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Godzilla minus one is on Netflix minus one, the Oscar
winning Godzilla minus one. Mind you, it's finally in streaming
platforms outside of Japan. They've been streaming it there for
a while. And it's set in the tail end of
World War Two, after the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki,
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and it follows a pilot, the Kamakazi pilot, and they
find Godzilla.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
A surviving Kamikaze pilot. Yeah you know what his name was,
don't you?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Chicken? Terry oct Number sixty four were working joke. It's
still one of my favorites.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
You up for that.
Speaker 7 (28:21):
And two more?
Speaker 8 (28:23):
The boys in The Boat is on Prime Video. That's
directed by George Clooney and it's a sports drama based
on a novel about a rowing team. And Super Eight
is on Paramount Plus. You guys got stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
To watch, Thank you very much. Wait, let's get us
a winner. Let's play wordy were her?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Here we go?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
What eight hundred big show you told free line across America.
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
This good morning. That's a big show.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Anyone who I won't tell everybody bout their two nickname jackets.
We got a new new nickname for Stephen Curry and
the Golden State Warriors riginally from Charlotn, North Carolina. He
just had his what a fourth it's just his fourth kid.
(29:37):
So his new nickname is Packer from California.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Hopp any babies out like a past dispenser.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
So we got Pecker from Graham Fellers had some Pecker
from Delaware. Oh that was Biden. That was Bill Silver's one.
The Bisons dust stuff is on Packer from California.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
Jeff, they were talking about it.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
I was like, oh God, so today's feature trapping to
make show big Box. By the way, it's heart and delvert.
The Dovers decided to turn his life around. Let's see
how that goes. Search for keywords. Delbert turned hit the
big box, said to.
Speaker 9 (30:21):
Big shoe like call at everybody's head, I buy the
bad where you don't word any word.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Mary Jane from Salem, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Good morning, Mary Jane, you'd lauryn welcome.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
And we got Jeff from Rocky Mount, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Good morning, Jeff, Hey, good morning, John Boyd, good morning.
All right. Yeah, that's Mary Jane Alabama. That's Jeff up
North Carolina.
Speaker 14 (30:47):
That's way.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
That's a wordy wordy.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
So Mary Jane to be me and you, Jeff and
Taylor on the other side. So well, have you all relaxed?
Take take I wouldn't relaxing.
Speaker 11 (31:03):
I'm nervous.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Oh just relax, Mary Jane. We're gonna talk you through this.
I'm gonna put this word right in your head.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You just say it. Okay, okay, okay, start the clock.
Now throw me the ball.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
I will blanket no you throw I yes, uh huh okay,
blank a sentence, get a pencil and blank this down.
No you yes, okay, Look I have a pretty one
of these.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I got a tongue in it. That that what is it?
I'm gonna shut my yes, uh huh a blank? Along,
come on, get in the car.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
We're gonna take a ride.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Bam. There you go. Marry Jane. Where to go back?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Will we put a four on the board? And now
Jeff and Tator for their round one? Jeff, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Come on Tayler, show John boy of what you're working with.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
Okay, and go more than a couple. It's a.
Speaker 8 (32:10):
More than a couple. Yes, yes, you go here to learn.
There's a teacher. Yeah, yes, uh to blank and to
hold to blank and to hold.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
I right right right? I I oh wow, this word
is like it's a conjunction. I blank, no money, I
blink for see.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Oh right, there's the buzzer. Just gotta hone up.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
It happens.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
But it's four to two after round one. Still anybody's game.
So Mary Jane, let's mean you go for another thirty seconds.
Make it hard on him? Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Okay, get nervous, Mary Jane. I think you should be nervous.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
All right?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Bicking up on that last one? I am rich. I
blank A bunch of money to blank and to hold
too blank and to blank? Not it's a word?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Uh you?
Speaker 17 (33:21):
I blank?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
This this, this coffee is mine?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
What is crazy? Uh?
Speaker 8 (33:31):
So?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Too blank? And to hold on a wedding. Yes, you're
still not gonna get it, and I got it all right.
Speaker 7 (33:44):
Well, let's just throw it out and we'll move on.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
I'm still four to two. It's four to two, Jiff
and Taylor. Let's see what you got and go Wait.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
No, yes, you know how like you use word has
used the word?
Speaker 11 (34:02):
You know?
Speaker 8 (34:03):
Could this one is to blank and to hold blanks
and the blank knots you have the people of the hood. No,
I said it, all right, moving on, I will say it.
Speaker 7 (34:16):
We're moving on. Hey, dinner is your last blank of
the day? Yes?
Speaker 8 (34:23):
Hey, you know when you see something, you see something
in person, you see the concert blank.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yes, okay, let's say two on the two.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
That is a form. But Jaggie said, you gave us one.
Mary Jane wins five to four?
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Wait blank and to okay, Well.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Let's go back and figure this out. Okay, the word.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
The blanks and the blankknots.
Speaker 16 (34:49):
I said the word was have Yeah, that stupid word
you use it in a sentence right, what does she
say to to half and to hold?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Y'all? Have you ever heard that to half and to hold? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (35:05):
Yeah, you have the people that are the halves and
the have nots.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah, the blank and the blank nods. That was too.
That's what we could think of. So so did Taylor. Y'all?
Sure Taytor said half? Yeah she was. It was like
an insite sentence. But clue, okay, well right by me.
Speaker 7 (35:22):
Well, I don't believe them.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
There, Jeff from Rocky Mountains, you can play again anytime, buddy.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
We'll hook it back up.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
I will get this in the appeals.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah, meantime. Yes, Mary Jane, do you shout at Joe girly?
Speaker 4 (35:39):
I like to tell home too.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
Sleeps in open Laca, Alabama.
Speaker 8 (35:44):
Oh, co worker, Mary Jane.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Oh right, you hang on.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Get your big old prize back for you Victory and
Jeff Jack can hook you up down the road. My boy,
good morning, got a big showing the radio. I'm not
ready for Giles again. I don't know about y'all. Worry, worry,
all right, I have crap alright here we go, but
request time. Lou Stevens Mobile, Alabama says, can we hear ike?
(36:11):
Song about his ex wife.
Speaker 18 (36:12):
You sure can, Lou will turn it up next.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
I want to ask, what y'all the radio? The blank
and blank?
Speaker 19 (36:44):
Not I should have said, I should have said the
past tensive has, past has, Yes, but then you that
I don't that make it harder for me?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I think, yes, you gotta know that like us.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Let's leave it later right now. I won't pick it
up again tomorrow, right now. Lou Stevens out of Mobile, Alabama,
your classic bid request.
Speaker 17 (37:22):
Yeah, well, she's my ex spouse.
Speaker 4 (37:36):
She took my program and then she took my house. Yes,
she my ex spouse don't want back and that's a fact.
She no good getting the sack.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yes, she my ex.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Spouse were not together. They have a body nose. I'm
looking for some brand new holes that happen. Took everything
and she give it to one other man.
Speaker 9 (38:06):
Yeah, stole my booze, my platform shoes and all my
viey it can She don't give us damn because she's
my ex spouse.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
She's super skaky. That whole needs to delous. Yet she
my eggs.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
Spouse didn't make the cut. I dumped the butt. She's
nothing butter slug yt.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
She my eggs spouse, don't be a sack.
Speaker 9 (38:38):
Dig on this rapper. She's gonna give you the clock.
She used to have men on their knees. Now she's
a beotch scratching fleas. She was a fox back in
the day.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Now she's enough to turn like down on my gay. Yeah,
she's my eggs spouse.
Speaker 9 (39:04):
Can't afford to feed her, make a tent out of
her blouse.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Yes, she MiGs. Spouse. Won't cut her slack. The chicken
is wack. Put a foot in her butt crack. She's
a cow.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
She's a cow.
Speaker 9 (39:18):
She's a cow.
Speaker 11 (39:19):
Cow.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
She's a cow.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
She's a cow. She's a cow cow.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
She's a cow. She's a cow.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
She's a cow cow.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
She's a cow. She's a cow.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
She's a cock cow cow.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
She's a cow.
Speaker 17 (39:26):
She's a cow. She's a cow cow.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
She's a couch.
Speaker 19 (39:28):
She's a cow.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
She's a big cow.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
She's a cow.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
She's a cow.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
She's a cat cow.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
She's a cow.
Speaker 11 (39:33):
She's a cow.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
She ma ex spouse. She's number fifteen. Forgive me if
I growse.
Speaker 9 (39:42):
Yes, she my ex spouse going to get it right
if it takes all night. My next wife's gonna be white. Yes,
she mis spouse.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Going to the strip club to have a drinking house.
Speaker 18 (40:00):
Yes, my ex.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Spouse gonna wrap it up now. Rip out of rhymes
for spouse.
Speaker 20 (40:11):
Hey ta, howd you like to ride in the chunkl
tied away your mornings mixed on the radio?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
You'd like to have a sweet John woe for the
album Watt's day into big box.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Search for keywords Delbert.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Man, here's heart all my life on the fid of right.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
No man, John, I'm on better head?
Speaker 11 (41:04):
Wait, he say, Harry, you beg on, Harry? Insert random
red neck hands off Here he hauler, looking fire around,
just living a dream?
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Buddy? What's going over in a den of iniquity?
Speaker 11 (41:15):
I was just fixing a toat some dirty dishes. Back
to the kitchen of a Nickolas.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
How's that boy? Delvert?
Speaker 11 (41:22):
Dumb is dirt and twice as wormy. Oh the listen
to this the other day? He's donedecided, it's time to
turn his life around.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Well, what brought that on?
Speaker 11 (41:30):
Well, it's like this. I left work early because I
had a doctor's appointman, got caught up in the waiting
room all afternoon. I called Debord and says son, it's
gonna be five o'clock before I get out of here.
I ain't gonna drive all the way back to the shop,
won't you just lock up and meet me down? And hoots?
So I got there about five fifteen. I done have
two or three bears for I notice Debort still ain't
showed up. Started looking at my watch. Finally is almost
(41:51):
six o'clock. He comes in the door. I said, corn sake, son,
how long does it take you to lock up? He said, Wow,
customer come in right when I was fixing the leave
and you ain't gonna believe who it was. Judy Fortenberry,
I said, hell, no, wonder you're late, said Judy Fortonburry
was Delbert's high school Swedish. Her debt hooked up in
(42:12):
eleventh grade, dated for almost two solid years. It's true love.
Everybody thought them too is gonna get end up getting married.
What happened, well, brace yourself. Her daddy didn't like Delbert
with a fun, sent Judy off to some Bible college
in around Pensacola somewhere.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
That must have been tough.
Speaker 9 (42:28):
You got that ray.
Speaker 11 (42:29):
Me and him used to drink a little bit for fun.
That was the year Delbert turned pro so I said, well,
had she look? He says, not a gay older than
the last time I seen her. I said, well, did
you get her number? He says no. She is all
married and respectable. Now, good Christian gal too. Her husband's
head preacher at some church over in Mount Highley. She
(42:50):
doesn't go off in a whole different direction. He kindly
stared off in space for a minute, and then he says,
oh it, I need to pull myself together. I could
have married that gal. But look at me. In thirty
years I gone from being a young idiot being an
old idiot. I ain't done squat with my life. I said, well, son,
it ain't never too late for a man to change
(43:11):
if he really wants to. About that time, he's this
old loudmouth drunk down at the end of the bar,
start hollering, hey, anybody get drink here. Just certain table head,
waving his arms around, lost his balance and fell off
the stool on the floor. Devil goes, see, see that
idiot down there. I don't want to end up like that.
I said, way, you better get cracking. I seen you
do that same trick When he was watching the race
(43:32):
on Saturday the says no, man, I'm serious. I don't
want to do something to make the world a better place.
I said, well, want you go there and help old
Malthy up off the floor? He said, that's a good idea.
So he runs in there and picks his drunk feller up,
sets him back on the stool. Boy goes, thanks, slick
hy up, have about another bear. Debra goes, friend, maybe
(43:53):
you ought to skip around or two. Maddy goes, hey,
screw you, buddy. Next thing you know, he falls off
in the floor again. Delbra picks him back up, says, mister,
I think you need to go home, and you don't
need to be driving there. Tell me where you live.
I'll take you home. I say, hey, Debah, won't you
just call him a cab? He says no, No, that's
what the old me would have done. I'm gonna sit
(44:14):
to this deal. Personally throwed the fella's arm over his shoulder,
hustled him at the door like a fireman. About twenty
minutes later that the good Samaradan comes strolling back in.
I says, hey, there, mister Gandha, how's the save the
world business going? Dever says not there, good I had
to plumb carry that fella out of the truck. When
we got to his house, couldn't get him to walk
(44:35):
up the sidewalk, so I throwed him over my shoulder
like a Sacretator's got to the front door, started digging
in his pocket for the key. He fell off in
the flower bed three or four times. Finally the porchlight
come on. This gal come to the door, I says, ma'am.
Do you know this feller? She says, yes, sir, that's
my husband. He says, my name's Delver. You don't know me.
I'm just here to make sure you man got home,
(44:57):
all right. She says, Well, that's all fine and good.
But horny Howser's wheelchair at.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
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Speaker 11 (45:07):
Well, yeah, he gotta wait to go for things, and no, Bill, Hey,
that's not gonna run here. Me and Earl Hickey juniors
fixing and go to work. You don't think it? Yeah,
well you tell him, I said, dud, He don't know
what you mean. Bye, y'all, keep him straight up. Bye.
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