August 7, 2024 • 41 mins
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the Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
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Loving at them? It is Wednesday, August the seventh. I
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boys girls see here.
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Today is Purple Heart Day.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
During the American Revolutionary War, the badge for Military Merit
decorated six known soldiers Purple Heart Day August seventh, commemorating
creation of the oldest American military decoration. Military Merit honors
of men and women who are of the Military Order
of the Purple Heart, General George Washington in seventeen eighty two.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
How about that, soldiers for any singularly meritorious action.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Wow, Now is it wounded? Basically, if you're wounded, you
get the Purple Heart. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
If you're wounded in the course of action or saving another.
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Or others, it's all right.
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Purple Heart Day.
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Just it's big raspberry lining your pockets.
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About that? All right?
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medal in tennis at the Barcelonia Olympics.
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She beats Steffi.
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weeks after.
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This, dude, Happy Birthday, Roder, here we go.
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She used to call me baby.
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I thought she was such a lady, But my house
things have changed since terms moved on. I'd have give
her my last dollar, but all she'd do is holler, Oh,
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my life has become a country's song. I've learned she
can resist me by the way she always this is
me and comes to bed that night with that cold
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cream on.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yeah. Sometimes I might.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
Feel frisky, but these days it's just too risky. It's
hard to kiss the lips that night that you rans
out all day long, all day long, she knows on
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and on, and if a tree fell in the forest
and she didn't hear it, would I still be wrong.
I guess I should admit she ain't never over gonna
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quit it.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
It's hard. It's hard to kiss the lips that night
that you your ass.
Speaker 9 (11:05):
Out a whole day long. Then this is the part
where he'll Billy talks, you know. Oh her eyes used
to be so blue and shiny. But my god, what's
happened to her? Honey man, that thing's gotten big enough
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to land a small plane on.
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I used to roll her in the clover, but thank
god those days are over.
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It's hard to kiss the lips that night that you your
ass out all day long, all day long, it goes on,
and it's early.
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In the morning too.
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If someday he they dropped the big one, I'd say,
Sweet Jesus, she's gonna finally leave me alone. It's all
rid if we say it, because only giant born billy
gonna play it. It's hard to kiss to lip sat
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night that you you rass out a whole day long.
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Come on, Lad's helped me one time.
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It's hard to kiss to lip said night that you
rass out a whole day long.
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You are awesome.
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Good morning, big shows on the radio.
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It's a few minutes brought to you by the Paris Olympics.
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Once again, the world comes together for the Olympic Games.
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women's beach volleyball. As Lord, The Summer Games introduced the
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Whose world record are they trying to break? Will Chamberlain
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This summer the world's best athletes and the Paris where
they will be treated to beds made of cardboard, no
air conditioning, substandard accommodations, food rationing, and knew this year,
a raw sewage system that frequently overflows into the Seine
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River where triathletes are scheduled to compete. Careful swimmers that
might not be a baby roof in your lane, good pick.
International Olympic Committee was Detroit booked already, but there's one
company that's gonna be there. No Matut which third world.
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Hell hole, they send us to visa. So when you
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If you whip out anything besides a visa card, you
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So what else has happened? I just renewed my voiceover
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Captain Morgan Freeman. Two free cases a week.
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That's a v house.
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Well mind telling you I like it. It ain't the
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you need a quick pop at eleven o'clock on a
Tuesday morning because you're fixing a do a three hour
studio session as a voice about talking Radish in a
Pixar movie, Captain Morgan makes for smooth and sailing. Now
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what was I talking about? Oh yeah, Lisa, it's everywhere
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you don't. Captain Morgan Freeman outs.
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Good morning, it's a big show radio. Hell are you
Lindsey premise here? But I'm on this side of the pond.
I get my daily dose of culture and edification every
morning from these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy
right here on the big show. You know, I hate
to break it to you boys, but where I come from,
you're all Yankees. Who will I thought it was Buddy,
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good morning.
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It's a big show on the radio for your Wednesday morning,
August seventh. You having a birthday today, Happy birthday? Shared
one with a could char Lee's throng.
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He's birday. She's forty nine.
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I told you earlier make Shore Buddy riding the crowd.
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Music songwriter seventy four.
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About Old Newman after Wayne Knight from Newman on Signound.
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I was her Donald third, rocky six and nine years old.
Look at this.
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I always heard about Mada Hari. Remember Mada Hari, dancer
and spy. Mada Hai would have been one hundred and
forty eight. Now you know the deal on her. She
was executed by a French firing squad October fifteenth, nineteen seventeen.
They were more strict about their Olympics back then. Oh yeah,
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if you didn't know.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Let's just kid to the country.
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It happened to be in France there. She was forty
one years old. It was nineteen seventeen. She began her
career as a stripper and a prostitute and then moved
up from there. She bragged that she used her charms
to spy for the Germans.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Ragged about that.
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Yes, she bragged about that, that's not the thing to
do that. So she refuse used to blindfold so she
could blow a kiss to the soldiers in the firing lunes.
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Hard corn mad.
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She's like, hello, doll, let me just tell you.
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All who was the secret chimp? Lesser Lincoln secret Chimp.
That's how I learned about Mata Hari. So I thought,
maybe you'd like the real story. Looking at that monkey.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Remember the monkeys that used to help me, Real monkeys.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
You would have them. They would have their own TV show.
They would dress them up and they would do different things.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
And they named one that name.
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I think, So I don't know what had to look
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Right, and it was a TV show, a series that
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Yeah. Man, Yeah, that's one of the reason I've always
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You get your show up on his own.
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He's got him seven entourage, seven.
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Figure budget for the filming while you go.
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Monkeys could hold a lot of stuff. Okay, all right,
right now, let's get it. God, it's time for Tater
Taman news. Here's our girl, Mary tator Moria.
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Uh, okay, it's gonna look like a bugger justin Timberlake.
I told you guys about his being arrested for the DUI.
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Right.
Speaker 12 (21:17):
Well, last Friday was his hearing. He zoomed into the
hearing from a tour stop in Belgium and he got
a serious tongue lashing that also mentioned his refusal to
take a breathalyzer test at the time that he was
pulled over. The judge, the New York judge, what haven't it?
He says, that is an offense that gets a mandatory suspension,
and that is what happened.
Speaker 13 (21:38):
The judge took away his license.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
But he's in Belgium.
Speaker 12 (21:42):
He's in Belgium right now, not really needing to drive much. Yeah,
but yeah, it's probably what he thought. He was like, okay, yeah,
I take it. I really needed I'm in Belgium for
a while. So he wasn't the only one who got
a SmackDown. His attorney was reprimanded for irresponsible comments that
he made at a hearing last month, and the judge
also threatened a gag order if the attorney keeps talking
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about the case.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
In public.
Speaker 12 (22:08):
Talking so that is done in behind justin Britney, his
ex girlfriend from a long time ago. Her memoir The
Woman in Me will become a movie. That's right. Universal
won the rights to the to make a movie about her,
her life, her turmoiled life. John chu is tapped to
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direct it. She will be involved in production and she
will be a consult on the film to make sure
that they keep it authentic on her.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Or her So she won't be playing herself.
Speaker 12 (22:43):
Now someone will be playing her. She'll probably be part
of picking out that actress.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Yeah, they'll probably hire somebody with talent.
Speaker 11 (22:51):
So uh, you know.
Speaker 12 (22:52):
It was mentioned that the river to which the triathletes
were supposed to swim in.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Was a mess.
Speaker 12 (22:59):
Well, they actually did get to swim in it, so
they did swim after rain delay. One of the triathletes
said at the finish line quote I felt things during
the swim. I saw things in that river that I
don't want to think about. Ye And another one, another athlete,
expressed concern about post race intestinal distress, saying, quote, I
accidentally swallowed a lot of river water. So Paris spent
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billions trying to clean.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Up that polluted river.
Speaker 12 (23:26):
As we heard Randy tell us about the marry even
took a quick little swim to prove that it's safe.
But the torrential rains during the opening ceremonies swept raw
sewage into the river, so you know, they delayed that.
The triathletes were supposed to race sooner rather than later.
So then they were like, oh, yeah, it's fine, now
go ahead. And they were like, I don't know what
(23:48):
that was touching my leg train all that, all that time,
four years for that, and then you're like, hmm, can't
we use the pool?
Speaker 6 (23:58):
I'll be like and.
Speaker 12 (23:59):
Tom Cruise TMZ got the scoop on the Olympics closing
ceremony that will involve Tom Cruise pulling a couple of
stunts and one of them is going to do live
because that's how Tom rolls.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 12 (24:10):
A portion of the ceremony is dedicated to the host
city passing the baton to the next city, which is
Los Angeles for twenty twenty eight, and the Mayor of
Paris will have a business like handoff to the La
Mayor and Tom Cruise is going to do He's gonna
repel down the Paris Stadium carrying the official Olympic flag
featuring the five rings.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
So I.
Speaker 12 (24:32):
And then there's another one that they haven't mentioned that
he will do he oh, he will skydive onto the
famous Hollywood sign. What oh for the for the passing
of the torch. They so he'll be at LA Yeah,
so I guess there'll be a video of him doing
the flag and then him landing live on the Hollywood Sign.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Oh, everybody, let's watch that someday.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Okay, well, no, you very much. Whatever, well's get us
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We found out in London during the late eighteen hundreds,
doing this was not something you could do alone, mainly
cause the law back then required you to have a
man walk ahead of you waving a red flag.
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What's driving an automobile?
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Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Despite the millions of kids across
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illegal to own one of these furry little animals.
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What's Ferbie Ferby?
Speaker 7 (25:36):
Yeah?
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Weren't those real? Aren't they They're real? They're real to me.
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Okay, well, you hold on to your Ferbie over there.
What y'all got one eight.
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he says. If if we're gonna ban fury little animals,
he says, we start with those creepy flying monkeys from
the Wizard of Ours.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
As I had of Benjamin out of Chattanooga, Tennessee. Good morning, Benjamin,
Good morning, Hey buddy. You first up, let's see what
you got. Despite the millions of kids across the country
who have had them as pets. In California, unless you're
licensed to do laboratory research, is illegal to own one
of these furry little animals. But you got Benjamin, I'm
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gonna say a cat.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Gonna say a cat.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Let's see cat that's crazy enough to be a California love.
Oh they could have cat. Hey, Benjamin, we appreciate you
playing Bardie.
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You have a great day.
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Thank you all right man'.
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Go to Meghan in Maryble, Tennessee. Good morning, Megan, good morning,
good morning. Well your fellow volunteer state there Benjamin guest cat.
So we know that's not it. Megan, What furry little
animal are you thinking?
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I'm thinking of trouble.
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August seventh.
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Girls.
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Yeah, what a great crowd.
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Holy crap, it looks like the Road Company and Deliverance
in here. I'll tell you that right now and here
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broads would love that. But so my grandson, Sheldon, he
started to lose his baby teeth.
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What a nightmare.
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The other night he lost the tooth, but it broke
in half, so he figured he'd pull a fast when
he put one half under his pillow each night. So
that night they told his mom to teach him a
lesson than honesty and not play with the tooth fairy
that night.
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Not play the tooth fairy.
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So the next morning he gets up, he says, hey, Grandpa, buddy,
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Son.
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She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but
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Of course you do. You still think Obama's a.
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Good president, so you want to hit the latest crazy
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You know what, This might sound selfish, but that sounds
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I'll tell you that. So about them all.
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The other day, there's these two bras doing the mall
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I know.
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I go to the mall to google a bunch of
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it is to lose weight as you get older, and
one of them complains that, you know, she couldn't get
rid of that pear shape, and the other one says,
no matter how much she exercised, her backside and thighs
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keep getting bigger. I leaned over and said, you know
what they say, ladies, the lard works in mysterious ways.
He did not get as big a laugh as I thought,
but at least they were easy to outrun.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
You know, falk whoa.
Speaker 15 (31:43):
My doctor's on my back about getting more exercise. Yeah,
he says walking can add minutes to your life, which means,
at eighty five years old, you can spend in an
additional five months in a nursing home at seven grand
a month. Congratulations, walking, they say that's the best exercise.
Oh boy, don't get me wrong. I like long walk
especially when they're taken by people who annoy me. Right now,
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the only reason I take up walking is so that
I can hear.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Heavy breathing again.
Speaker 15 (32:10):
I have to walk early in the morning before my
brain figures out what I'm doing. I joined the health
club last year, spent four hundred bucks, haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there. I got plenty of
exercise the last few years, just getting over the hill.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Someone suggested I try cross country skiing.
Speaker 15 (32:30):
Now all I gotta do is move to a smaller country.
Every time I start thinking about how I look, I
just find the happy hour, and by the time I leave,
I look just fine again. I gotta accept the fact
that I'm getting don't go with the big one. What
do you you know? I just I gotta accept the
fact that I'm getting old. What am I gonna do?
I got a friend, Lenny, eighty years old. He's getting
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married next week. I said, Lenny, you're getting married? He
says yeah. I say, do I know her?
Speaker 6 (32:56):
He says no. I say, so, there's Chicky. Is she
good looking? He says not really?
Speaker 15 (33:00):
I said, wow, can she cook? He says no, not
too well. Does she have lots of money?
Speaker 14 (33:04):
No?
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Pours the church mouse? She good in bed? I don't know.
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I said, Lenny, why in the world do you want
to marry her? Then he said because she can still drive?
Speaker 10 (33:16):
All right?
Speaker 15 (33:16):
One last one, he said, Three old guys out walking?
And I got one after this?
Speaker 6 (33:20):
You like this one? Three old guys out walking.
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First one says windy, isn't it secone said no, it's Thursday.
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Good? One says, so am I Let's get a beer?
All right?
Speaker 15 (33:29):
This the last one that this little old guy. He
shuffles slowly into a basket Robin's ice cream parlor. He
wobbles over to the counter and slowly, painfully pulls himself
up on a stool. The waitress waits while he catches
his breath. Finally, the old man orders a banana split.
The waitress says crushed nuts. He says, no arthritis.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
I told you just be worth the wait.
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So long, everybody.
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Chum boy and love it or hate it.
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It appears to be another irreversible step along Mankind's journey
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Morning RADIYO done?
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Right?
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Come on, it's a big Shaw on the radio.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
And now they spent a few minutes with Marvin Webster.
Speaker 7 (34:44):
Yoh, what's up? How y'all doing? Hey man, my great
uncle Ronald died last week and the whole family came
to the funeral, even my nerve wracking cousin Denise. You
know how every family got one person nobody gets along with.
In our family, it's cousin Denise. Of course, she can't
get along with nobody. I don't know how many times
you've been married. She's got a whole bunch of kids too.
(35:07):
Listen to this lineup. Her kids are JaMarcus, DeShawn Schilandra DeAndre, Janelle, Orencio,
and Debbie. By the way, Debbie was adopted ah now
as We all know my female colleagues in the African
American community ain't scared to just make up a name
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on the spot, which is a pretty bold move if
you think about it. I ain't talking about exotic foreign
names from Swahili or lou al Senda changing his name
to Kareem Abdul Jabbar. I'm talking about names ain't nobody's
ever heard before, because ain't nobody ever had the name before.
And by the way, despite what you have heard, it
ain't no Black women really naming their kids Toyota Corolla
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or for Micah Dinett, or having twins named Aroanzelo and Lomangelo.
But a sister has been known to pull a name
out of thin air sometime, And ain't the thing wrong
with that? Really? In fact, it's kind of cool if
they do it right. Look, ain't but one person in
the world named Beyonce, Right, nobody makes fun of that?
Speaker 6 (36:14):
Why?
Speaker 7 (36:14):
Number one, it's a cool name. Number two she hot.
If this girl was fat, pissed off and working at
the DMV, the name Beyonce would lose a good bit
of its exotic four in chump. And by the way,
Beyonce's name actually comes from her uncle's last name, he says,
creole dude from Louisiana rolling Beyonce. It's like Beyonce, but
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it's got an I instead of an O, and it
ain't got the little thing over the e at the end,
so it looks like Beyonce when you write it out.
I hope she don't never dump JD and run off
with one of her cousins. She could end up being
Beyonce Beyonce, and if that does happen, y'all feel free
to make fun of that. But black names ain't all
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home runs. Jermaine Jackson got a kid name. Are you
ready for this? Joe Magesty? That's right, first time I
heard that, I said, your kidney. Speaking of the Jackson family,
Let's look at Michael's kids for a second. He's got Prince,
Paris and Blanket. Now legally all three of them is
(37:22):
named Michael. Prince's full name is Prince Michael Jackson Junior.
Thanks Dad, I was worried I wouldn't go get my
ass beat enough on the playground. And his sister Paris
is Paris Michael with a hyphen in the middle of it,
and Blanket's real name is Are you ready for this
Prince Michael Jackson the second, so Michael kind of went
(37:46):
with the George Foreman name thing.
Speaker 13 (37:49):
You know.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
George Forman named every one of his boys George and
put a number after that. His oldest is George Foreman
the second. Then he had George the third, Georgia fourth,
he got a I'm all the way up to George
the sixth, like he was the British Royal family or something.
Plus he got a daughter named Frieda George and another
daughter named George Jet. If George ever have another kid,
(38:12):
he gonna have to name him George Foreman Grill. So,
as you can see, my people ain't scared to go
outside the box on a child's name, but white people
do it too, especially white celebrities do it a lot,
like Frank Zappa named his kids Moon Unit and Dweezle.
Nicholas Cage got a boy named cal L, which was
(38:35):
Superman's name when he was living on Krypton. The dude
that played Earl on My Name is Earl. He named
his kid Pilot Inspector, and just to make it more
jacked up, he spells Inspector with a K in the
middle of it, and pen from Penn and teller. He
got a kid named Are you all ready for this
(38:56):
Moxy crime Fighter? That's right, Blanket Jackson said, that's the
dumbest name. In other words, yes, we do it, but
y'all do it too, So don't be cracking on my
man Keyshawn Johnson unless you want to dog him about
being the first one to get kicked off Dancing with
the Stars last year. Y'all think about it. I'm moving with.
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Wow, Now is it wounded? Basically, if you're wounded, you
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About that? All right?
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I was her Donald third, rocky six and nine years old.
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I always heard about Mada Hari. Remember Mada Hari, dancer
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forty eight. Now you know the deal on her. She
was executed by a French firing squad October fifteenth, nineteen seventeen.
They were more strict about their Olympics back then. Oh yeah,
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if you didn't know.
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Let's just kid to the country.
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It happened to be in France there. She was forty
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up from there. She bragged that she used her charms
to spy for the Germans.
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Ragged about that.
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Hard corn mad.
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She's like, hello, doll, let me just tell you.
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All who was the secret chimp? Lesser Lincoln secret Chimp.
That's how I learned about Mata Hari. So I thought,
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Remember the monkeys that used to help me, Real monkeys.
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And they named one that name.
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I think, So I don't know what had to look
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Yeah. Man, Yeah, that's one of the reason I've always
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You get your show up on his own.
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He's got him seven entourage, seven.
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Figure budget for the filming while you go.
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Monkeys could hold a lot of stuff. Okay, all right,
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Uh, okay, it's gonna look like a bugger justin Timberlake.
I told you guys about his being arrested for the DUI.
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Right.
Speaker 12 (21:17):
Well, last Friday was his hearing. He zoomed into the
hearing from a tour stop in Belgium and he got
a serious tongue lashing that also mentioned his refusal to
take a breathalyzer test at the time that he was
pulled over. The judge, the New York judge, what haven't it?
He says, that is an offense that gets a mandatory suspension,
and that is what happened.
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The judge took away his license.
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But he's in Belgium.
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He's in Belgium right now, not really needing to drive much. Yeah,
but yeah, it's probably what he thought. He was like, okay, yeah,
I take it. I really needed I'm in Belgium for
a while. So he wasn't the only one who got
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he made at a hearing last month, and the judge
also threatened a gag order if the attorney keeps talking
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about the case.
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In public.
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Talking so that is done in behind justin Britney, his
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Or her So she won't be playing herself.
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Now someone will be playing her. She'll probably be part
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Yeah, they'll probably hire somebody with talent.
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So uh, you know.
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It was mentioned that the river to which the triathletes
were supposed to swim in.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Was a mess.
Speaker 12 (22:59):
Well, they actually did get to swim in it, so
they did swim after rain delay. One of the triathletes
said at the finish line quote I felt things during
the swim. I saw things in that river that I
don't want to think about. Ye And another one, another athlete,
expressed concern about post race intestinal distress, saying, quote, I
accidentally swallowed a lot of river water. So Paris spent
(23:24):
billions trying to clean.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Up that polluted river.
Speaker 12 (23:26):
As we heard Randy tell us about the marry even
took a quick little swim to prove that it's safe.
But the torrential rains during the opening ceremonies swept raw
sewage into the river, so you know, they delayed that.
The triathletes were supposed to race sooner rather than later.
So then they were like, oh, yeah, it's fine, now
go ahead. And they were like, I don't know what
(23:48):
that was touching my leg train all that, all that time,
four years for that, and then you're like, hmm, can't
we use the pool?
Speaker 6 (23:58):
I'll be like and.
Speaker 12 (23:59):
Tom Cruise TMZ got the scoop on the Olympics closing
ceremony that will involve Tom Cruise pulling a couple of
stunts and one of them is going to do live
because that's how Tom rolls.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 12 (24:10):
A portion of the ceremony is dedicated to the host
city passing the baton to the next city, which is
Los Angeles for twenty twenty eight, and the Mayor of
Paris will have a business like handoff to the La
Mayor and Tom Cruise is going to do He's gonna
repel down the Paris Stadium carrying the official Olympic flag
featuring the five rings.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
So I.
Speaker 12 (24:32):
And then there's another one that they haven't mentioned that
he will do he oh, he will skydive onto the
famous Hollywood sign. What oh for the for the passing
of the torch. They so he'll be at LA Yeah,
so I guess there'll be a video of him doing
the flag and then him landing live on the Hollywood Sign.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Oh, everybody, let's watch that someday.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Okay, well, no, you very much. Whatever, well's get us
a winner. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy Review yesterday's question.
We found out in London during the late eighteen hundreds,
doing this was not something you could do alone, mainly
cause the law back then required you to have a
man walk ahead of you waving a red flag.
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What's driving an automobile?
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Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Despite the millions of kids across
the country who have had them as pets, in California,
unless you are licensed to do laboratory research, it is
illegal to own one of these furry little animals.
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What's Ferbie Ferby?
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Yeah?
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Weren't those real? Aren't they They're real? They're real to me.
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Okay, well, you hold on to your Ferbie over there.
What y'all got one eight.
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Really do your home Day August seventh.
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Live across America.
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It's John boyd Chepany, thank you and now your host,
he says. If if we're gonna ban fury little animals,
he says, we start with those creepy flying monkeys from
the Wizard of Ours.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
As I had of Benjamin out of Chattanooga, Tennessee. Good morning, Benjamin,
Good morning, Hey buddy. You first up, let's see what
you got. Despite the millions of kids across the country
who have had them as pets. In California, unless you're
licensed to do laboratory research, is illegal to own one
of these furry little animals. But you got Benjamin, I'm
(27:34):
gonna say a cat.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Gonna say a cat.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Let's see cat that's crazy enough to be a California love.
Oh they could have cat. Hey, Benjamin, we appreciate you
playing Bardie.
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You have a great day.
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Thank you all right man'.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Go to Meghan in Maryble, Tennessee. Good morning, Megan, good morning,
good morning. Well your fellow volunteer state there Benjamin guest cat.
So we know that's not it. Megan, What furry little
animal are you thinking?
Speaker 10 (28:14):
I'm thinking of trouble.
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Show us a Gerbil Whisard gear sped it for everybody.
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Mega, good work.
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You welcome. Babby. Hi, we're jumping out catching you up
on you and you was.
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Right on the other side our time cats over this
August seventh.
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It was a mid week there go laugh.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Girls.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
It is time, huncle buddy, how are you.
Speaker 6 (29:43):
Yeah, what a great crowd.
Speaker 15 (29:45):
Holy crap, it looks like the Road Company and Deliverance
in here. I'll tell you that right now and here
he has folks. The man who thinks that algebra is
what mermaids where to cover their boobies. I knew the
broads would love that. But so my grandson, Sheldon, he
started to lose his baby teeth.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
What a nightmare.
Speaker 15 (30:07):
The other night he lost the tooth, but it broke
in half, so he figured he'd pull a fast when
he put one half under his pillow each night. So
that night they told his mom to teach him a
lesson than honesty and not play with the tooth fairy
that night.
Speaker 6 (30:17):
Not play the tooth fairy.
Speaker 15 (30:18):
So the next morning he gets up, he says, hey, Grandpa, buddy,
the tooth fairy didn't leave me any money last night.
I said, you know why don't you? He says, no, why?
I said, because you don't screw with the tooth fairy.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Son.
Speaker 15 (30:28):
She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but
the tooth right over his head too. So what about
this global warming? How does anybody still buy that line
of crap anymore? You want to hear the latest wee.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
Of course you do. You still think Obama's a.
Speaker 15 (30:42):
Good president, so you want to hit the latest crazy
talk from the shrub humpers. They say that a small
nuclear war could actually reverse the effects of global warming.
You know what, This might sound selfish, but that sounds
a lot better than having to buy an electric car.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
I'll tell you that. So about them all.
Speaker 15 (31:00):
The other day, there's these two bras doing the mall
walking things. Have you seen that the women that go
to the mall for exercise? Yeah, that's good for business.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
I know.
Speaker 15 (31:07):
I go to the mall to google a bunch of
old bags doing laps around a food court. So I'm
sitting there drinking coffee. Needs two big beefy dames they
take a pit stop in front of the art the
Treacher's Fish and Chips. They start talking about how hard
it is to lose weight as you get older, and
one of them complains that, you know, she couldn't get
rid of that pear shape, and the other one says,
no matter how much she exercised, her backside and thighs
(31:29):
keep getting bigger. I leaned over and said, you know
what they say, ladies, the lard works in mysterious ways.
He did not get as big a laugh as I thought,
but at least they were easy to outrun.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
You know, falk whoa.
Speaker 15 (31:43):
My doctor's on my back about getting more exercise. Yeah,
he says walking can add minutes to your life, which means,
at eighty five years old, you can spend in an
additional five months in a nursing home at seven grand
a month. Congratulations, walking, they say that's the best exercise.
Oh boy, don't get me wrong. I like long walk
especially when they're taken by people who annoy me. Right now,
(32:04):
the only reason I take up walking is so that
I can hear.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
Heavy breathing again.
Speaker 15 (32:10):
I have to walk early in the morning before my
brain figures out what I'm doing. I joined the health
club last year, spent four hundred bucks, haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there. I got plenty of
exercise the last few years, just getting over the hill.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Someone suggested I try cross country skiing.
Speaker 15 (32:30):
Now all I gotta do is move to a smaller country.
Every time I start thinking about how I look, I
just find the happy hour, and by the time I leave,
I look just fine again. I gotta accept the fact
that I'm getting don't go with the big one. What
do you you know? I just I gotta accept the
fact that I'm getting old. What am I gonna do?
I got a friend, Lenny, eighty years old. He's getting
(32:52):
married next week. I said, Lenny, you're getting married? He
says yeah. I say, do I know her?
Speaker 6 (32:56):
He says no. I say, so, there's Chicky. Is she
good looking? He says not really?
Speaker 15 (33:00):
I said, wow, can she cook? He says no, not
too well. Does she have lots of money?
Speaker 14 (33:04):
No?
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Pours the church mouse? She good in bed? I don't know.
Speaker 15 (33:07):
I said, Lenny, why in the world do you want
to marry her? Then he said because she can still drive?
Speaker 10 (33:16):
All right?
Speaker 15 (33:16):
One last one, he said, Three old guys out walking?
And I got one after this?
Speaker 6 (33:20):
You like this one? Three old guys out walking.
Speaker 15 (33:22):
First one says windy, isn't it secone said no, it's Thursday.
Speaker 6 (33:25):
Good? One says, so am I Let's get a beer?
All right?
Speaker 15 (33:29):
This the last one that this little old guy. He
shuffles slowly into a basket Robin's ice cream parlor. He
wobbles over to the counter and slowly, painfully pulls himself
up on a stool. The waitress waits while he catches
his breath. Finally, the old man orders a banana split.
The waitress says crushed nuts. He says, no arthritis.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
I told you just be worth the wait.
Speaker 12 (33:55):
So long, everybody.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Chum boy and love it or hate it.
Speaker 8 (34:02):
It appears to be another irreversible step along Mankind's journey
toward God only knows what.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Morning RADIYO done?
Speaker 14 (34:10):
Right?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Come on, it's a big Shaw on the radio.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
And now they spent a few minutes with Marvin Webster.
Speaker 7 (34:44):
Yoh, what's up? How y'all doing? Hey man, my great
uncle Ronald died last week and the whole family came
to the funeral, even my nerve wracking cousin Denise. You
know how every family got one person nobody gets along with.
In our family, it's cousin Denise. Of course, she can't
get along with nobody. I don't know how many times
you've been married. She's got a whole bunch of kids too.
(35:07):
Listen to this lineup. Her kids are JaMarcus, DeShawn Schilandra DeAndre, Janelle, Orencio,
and Debbie. By the way, Debbie was adopted ah now
as We all know my female colleagues in the African
American community ain't scared to just make up a name
(35:29):
on the spot, which is a pretty bold move if
you think about it. I ain't talking about exotic foreign
names from Swahili or lou al Senda changing his name
to Kareem Abdul Jabbar. I'm talking about names ain't nobody's
ever heard before, because ain't nobody ever had the name before.
And by the way, despite what you have heard, it
ain't no Black women really naming their kids Toyota Corolla
(35:53):
or for Micah Dinett, or having twins named Aroanzelo and Lomangelo.
But a sister has been known to pull a name
out of thin air sometime, And ain't the thing wrong
with that? Really? In fact, it's kind of cool if
they do it right. Look, ain't but one person in
the world named Beyonce, Right, nobody makes fun of that?
Speaker 6 (36:14):
Why?
Speaker 7 (36:14):
Number one, it's a cool name. Number two she hot.
If this girl was fat, pissed off and working at
the DMV, the name Beyonce would lose a good bit
of its exotic four in chump. And by the way,
Beyonce's name actually comes from her uncle's last name, he says,
creole dude from Louisiana rolling Beyonce. It's like Beyonce, but
(36:39):
it's got an I instead of an O, and it
ain't got the little thing over the e at the end,
so it looks like Beyonce when you write it out.
I hope she don't never dump JD and run off
with one of her cousins. She could end up being
Beyonce Beyonce, and if that does happen, y'all feel free
to make fun of that. But black names ain't all
(37:01):
home runs. Jermaine Jackson got a kid name. Are you
ready for this? Joe Magesty? That's right, first time I
heard that, I said, your kidney. Speaking of the Jackson family,
Let's look at Michael's kids for a second. He's got Prince,
Paris and Blanket. Now legally all three of them is
(37:22):
named Michael. Prince's full name is Prince Michael Jackson Junior.
Thanks Dad, I was worried I wouldn't go get my
ass beat enough on the playground. And his sister Paris
is Paris Michael with a hyphen in the middle of it,
and Blanket's real name is Are you ready for this
Prince Michael Jackson the second, so Michael kind of went
(37:46):
with the George Foreman name thing.
Speaker 13 (37:49):
You know.
Speaker 7 (37:49):
George Forman named every one of his boys George and
put a number after that. His oldest is George Foreman
the second. Then he had George the third, Georgia fourth,
he got a I'm all the way up to George
the sixth, like he was the British Royal family or something.
Plus he got a daughter named Frieda George and another
daughter named George Jet. If George ever have another kid,
(38:12):
he gonna have to name him George Foreman Grill. So,
as you can see, my people ain't scared to go
outside the box on a child's name, but white people
do it too, especially white celebrities do it a lot,
like Frank Zappa named his kids Moon Unit and Dweezle.
Nicholas Cage got a boy named cal L, which was
(38:35):
Superman's name when he was living on Krypton. The dude
that played Earl on My Name is Earl. He named
his kid Pilot Inspector, and just to make it more
jacked up, he spells Inspector with a K in the
middle of it, and pen from Penn and teller. He
got a kid named Are you all ready for this
(38:56):
Moxy crime Fighter? That's right, Blanket Jackson said, that's the
dumbest name. In other words, yes, we do it, but
y'all do it too, So don't be cracking on my
man Keyshawn Johnson unless you want to dog him about
being the first one to get kicked off Dancing with
the Stars last year. Y'all think about it. I'm moving with.
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