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You have more than every boy. You got a big
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You're listening to the greatest morning show and recorded history
of broadcast radio, John Boy and Billy Big shows.
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How big is it? Bigger than my head? And that's big.
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There.
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Yeah, so, b I read it and I pay that
tabby a seat, dead beat doodle duw. I'm an adam.
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It is Wednesday, November six, and you got a big
show on the radio.
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We're so proud to have you listen here.
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First thing this morning about a little late today we
could off Operation Christmas Child. Hey, we get to beat
the first month to talk about Christmas.
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And that is a good thing.
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It ain't like the promise door is putting out Christmas
decorations July. Yeah, we got to get these shoe boxes done. Boy,
So Randy Riddle my man to join us a couple hours.
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Right now, let's get you.
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Awake and ready to meet the day. It's National Stress
Awareness Day.
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Please be aware of your stress constantly. What aware and
then do something about it. You say out loud, say
out loud, what is stressing you? Out and they say
that helps.
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So that's what you do. That's what you're doing.
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We're good. This National Nacho's Day. Why don't something useful nachos.
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And everything's better with cheesy s all right, National Saxophone
Day as well. So y'all saxophone players get up, soak
you read belt one. A little later three days in
Newster saved up. We'll get our first prize back out
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and with an effort to get that winning beginning. That's
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got the Big Show on the radio.
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Let's make bidy. That was worth.
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It those those diver to tell us about that first
prize package on the docket today.
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Well, it's a hat, t shirt, tumbler and a twenty
five dollars gas card from Law Tigers.
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Law Tigers motorcycle lawyers.
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Show dot com.
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Maybe, well, let's look at that three days in history
where we get our categories. It was nineteen ninety three
the world's largest peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Pinu butter jelly tug. I like that song fourty feet long.
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It contained one hundred and fifty pounds of creamy peanut
butter fifty pounds of greape jelly oho. So that's the
way you do about one hundred and fifty pounds of
peanut butter to fifty pounds.
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Of the jelly. Okay, eat the one. I like it
so well, let's see here.
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One police in money Lacha Box, Germany ends pulled a
wheelchair driver over when they noticed his erratic driving. Police
said the man was too drunk to walk, so he
had borrowed his dad's electric wheelchair to.
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Go for more alcohol.
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Yeah, he was also too drunk to drive that, so
police confiscated the wheelchair.
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There's no road trip that has the phrase more alcohol
is very well.
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By doing this. Date No.
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Six a seventy six year old woman who accidentally drove
onto the Audubon to Berlin and then made an illegal
U turn man. Well, she cost at least nine accidents
while involved in none herself. The German police said two
cars koreemed and each other, and more cars crashed as
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drivers made dangerous maneuvers to avoid hitting the lady at
least believe the woman calls at least sixty four thousand
dollars worth of damage to cars and they took the
ladies driver's license away on the spot.
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Man, is that the one that we drove on we
were over in Austria? Was that the autumnbn? Okay, but
it was one of those where they just let you roll. Yeah,
you don't know, yeah, just bleink.
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Lights and you know, get out of the way, get
somebody out of the way, goes you're a Bugeons.
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The hardest city to drive in is Boston. There's no
markings on the road. I know we went through that.
My gosh, beep behrd. You'll be all right, Well there
you go.
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When there's our three categories one eight hundred big shows
you told free line.
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Come on, we'll play out bursts next sweet It is
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a big show the radio Wednesday Morning. What today's feature
track from the Big Show?
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Bid Box, Mister Rhubarb, profiles and presidential history. There's for
keyword profile, hit the bed box out and the Big
Show not coming.
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Right up day, Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game
that anyone can be.
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John Boys and Billy We gave the prizes from the
big prize being.
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Let's go contest a little morning. This should really be
a lot.
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Of fun when you're playing upburst, have a hurry up
and guest you love the best time.
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You love a big shots.
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Let's say, hey, up but from coming Georgia.
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Shot, Good morning, Butch Well, good morning, John Boy and crew.
Great to be here.
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We'll glad to have you in here. But you are
contestant number one. Let's see if we can get you
through duciary categories. You get that long Tiger's prize pack
until you're down coming.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
All right, downs? Great? More than five seconds? Give us
three sandwich ingredients ready? We got him?
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Oh God talking Hemp, geez, Peterburg, jelly and how about turkey?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Ain't up about I gather time? Thanks Marcia. We be
doing that all day. But three things that have wheels
ready to go?
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We've got it a car, how about a truck?
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And how about a wheelchair?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Right then for the win. Three things you need a
license for ready to go?
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How about official license?
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A license to drive?
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And my daughter's a lawyer, if he needs a license
to practice law.
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Lug at you a lawyer in the family.
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Good work, butch you hang on body, We'll get you
that long tiger's prize pack down to coming.
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Share that with you. Lawy, your daughter son's great.
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Thank you very much.
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All right, buddy life, lets jump out and catch you
up on your news. It was about twenty minutes away
and Bill Silver's warning special top ten list this morning.
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Yeah, morning, it's a big show on the radio.
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Just about a week or two ago, we had our
girl bridging on from the United Sportsman Alliance. Well, we
do hunting fishing trips for kids with bad illnesses and
Purple Heart veterans, and Taya just hand me that bridge
and just sent this to Mars, he said. Tell John Board,
thanks all the plugs has broadcast. Been keeping me busy,
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coordinating all the hunts. You have to keep sending the
kids and vince your way. Good work, bridget God and
keeping you busy. Listen to this, y'all. Here's what I'm doing.
Wisconsin Bear Hunts. Twenty two out of the twenty three
got a bear.
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How about that man?
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Twenty two kids in one Purple Heart vet a hunt
of the Wisconsin Bear Hunts.
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Tennessee Bear Hunts.
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Both kids got bears and hunted in the area affected
by Hurricane Helene still had that harvested two bears.
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That's amazing.
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Illinois deer Hunt, seventeen out of twenty kids bagdadier.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Oh, it's awesome.
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On the Wisconsin deer hunt, eleven kids bagdadier out of
twelve hunts. Minnesota the deer hunt, five out of six
kids got a deer it won't get also got them.
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A turkey as well, a bonus. Now.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Tennessee and North Carolina deer hunts are coming up, but
they are already filled. The Texas deer hunts are almost filled.
So have you moved around Texas might be able to
get a hunt in there. West Virginia and Virginia bear
hunts for children and veterans are filled. A soldier from
the National Guards just got a beautiful elkin New Mexico
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a couple of days ago. Bridgetes said, that's awesome, and
so there it is, y'all. Wow. So just really, the
Texas deer hunts are the ones that are almost filled.
But just go ahead and make a little note the
register for free hunting or fishing trip keep checking at
childswish dot org. Got an application on their website. Childswish
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dot Org or you can call eight hundred five one
eight eight oh one nine eight hundred five one eight
eight oh one nine. So so that'll probably still be
up on our website for a while. Yeah, yeah, like that. Man,
that is awesome, y'all. Thanks to everybody who donated the
hunts for the kids and the veterans. Thanks you, Bridget
all the work she does for USSA. Thanks everybody to
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make this possible. Man so awesome. All right, good morning,
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got to make showing the radio about twenty minutes away
from Tater tamin you, but it's about thirty minutes away
from John Boyd Jemardy right now bringing.
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Bull Hello and welcome seekers of mockery and derision.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
It's me Bill Silver's with.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Another totally pointless but relentlessly cruel top ten lists. Oh Bill,
why do you always pick on the Democrats?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Point taken?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Believe it or not, there are other groups that deserve
an equally sharp swift kicking the Bunglestein. For example, Hollywood, Tinseltown,
the dream Factory, the pedo paradise where morality is illegal
and p Diddy and Harvey Weinstein.
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Are solid citizens. Ah Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
The creativity of the past has flown the coop long ago,
has become the destroyer of cherished properties like Snow White
and Star Wars, and even turned Winnie the Poo into
a serial killer. It's all pitiful reboots and remakes when
no one buys a ticket. They blamed sexism, racism, and
a dozen other isms instead of themselves. Behold Hollywood's latest
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big idea for a film franchise.
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Are you ready? The view Master? That's right.
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The toy you had is a child where you could
look at dinosaurs, cartoons, the Seven Wonders of the world.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
But how do you make a movie out of that?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I mean, I get Gi Joe, Hot Wheels, Barbie, But
view Master, what next?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I'm glad you ask.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
From the home office and enjoy Behar's edible pandy drawer.
Underneath the specscript for Hungry Hungry Hippos comes Today's Top
ten lists the top ten new movies from Hollywood based
on inanimate objects. Number ten This Summer, It's getting hot
in here, rectal Thermometer the movie. Number nine Is it
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FI do or FI don't? We'll all find out together
in Rubbern Dogcrap.
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Number eight, Have You Got the Guts?
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This Fall?
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Operation? The movie.
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Number seven this year smoking causes diabetes.
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Candy cigarettes number six not silent, still deadly. Whoopee Cushion Part.
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One number five This Christmas, get ready for a real
jingle Bell Rock ped Rock rateed R for Rock number four,
Pure NonStop action that tastes like chalk pez the movie.
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Number three this holiday season.
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You won't need the missiletoe preparation h punker up number two.
Do you have what it takes to get it in
the hole? Corn hole grated as and the number one
new movie from Hollywood based on an inanimate object. Joe Biden,
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you know the thing. It's big show on your radio.
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our Gil Marca tator more.
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Why, thank you very much.
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Some sad news and condolences need to be passed to
the family of Quincy Jones.
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He passed away over the weekend. He was ninety one years.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Old that Zaga wrote some music.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Man.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Quincy was born in nineteen thirty three in Chicago, Illinois.
His music career spanned over fifty years. He was nominated
for seventy nine Grammys and won twenty seven of them,
twenty seven of them for his work as a bandleader, composer,
and arranger.
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He worked with multiple stars in the.
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Fifties and sixties, including Frank Sinatra, Count Basie, and Duke Ellington.
Then he collaborated with Michael Jackson on Michael's biggest selling
album of all time, Thriller. He was a founder of
the Institute for Black American Music. He was a civil
rights activist and supported Martin Luther King Junior.
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Excuse me.
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He was married three times and leaves behind seven children,
including music producer Quincy Jones the third and actress Rashida Jones.
You may remember her from the office and she's gone
on to do other things.
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Yeah about that.
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And he wrote the ring tone for my phone that
I couldn't change for many a year.
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Standard, So condolences. He let a let a very.
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Very yeah, we're in the going a high.
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Note, Okay.
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Jason Kelsey's in the news over the weekend at a
Penn State game he was there for. There's a video
of him confronting one of the guys in the Penn
State hockey hoodie who was trying to record Jason's reaction
as the student insulted Jason's brother Travis.
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Oh okay with slurs.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
And with.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
You know, I don't know if he was drunk.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Accord to People Magazine, they did not mention that, but
it was right so well, Jason didn't take too kindly
to that, so he spiked the guy's phone on the pavement,
then picked it up and walked away and had it
in one hand while in the other hand he was
chugging his beer.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
All right.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
They had a second confrontation with pushing and shoving, so
some guy thought he could push Jason Kelsey around and
then Jason said, yeah, well who's the and gave the
slur back said, well, who's the black Brad?
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Now?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Can you tell me the slur without saying it?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
No, I can tell you off there.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
So Jason was at the Penn State campus to take
part in the ESPN's College Game Day and then the
Ohio State b Bucker Buccaneers Ohio similar to that.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
I was tricking a save beer.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
The Ohio State Buckeyes went on to beat Penn State
at that game.
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All right, I know it.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Hey, Barrio, Robbie, Barbie, Barbie had a baby boy. Margaret
Robbie revealed that she had a bouncing baby boy to
People magazine and they confirmed it and.
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H they have not released the name of the baby.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
And she met her husband, Tom Ackerley about ten years
ago on the set of World War two drama.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
He was the assistant director. There's a picture of the.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Two of them, and I checked. He doesn't really bounce.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Speaking of babies, anybody knew that she was Yeah, she
made announcement.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah, she didn't hide it.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
It was okay, it was sorry.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
They're very happy about it.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Tom Brady's ex Gizelle, Gazelle Gizelle. She's pregnant and the
baby daddy is a walk uh walk Quim Valente.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
I know, I can't, I.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Don't know, but it sounds like a male model.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
So she let Tom know about it. But it's just
a he's just a baby daddy.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
They're just in a relationship. Yeah, scandal, worse scandal, anything
like that, No big deal.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
It's just a yeah, yeah, you guys you know, you
know what you got?
Speaker 4 (22:05):
You're hey, Frankie mune is Malcolm in the Middle. I
don't know if you ever watched that show.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Frankie has a full time gig starting in twenty twenty five,
racing in the NASCAR Truck Series.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Really look, thought that was a joke on Malcolm in
the Middle.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Yeah, he's been racing cars since he since he stopped
that show.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
We're trying to change into front row Malcolm Malcolm in
the middle of the pack.
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I don't know.
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And yes, for the Entertainment Leisure Report, here's John Boy.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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for helping you out. There's smooth.
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That's how I do it, like butter, and that's how
you do how you do it.
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I didn't do that on purpose.
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I want you to know. I just look like that
when I do something. All right, so very much, Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Review yesterday's question. We found out more of these are
eating at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport than at any other
single location in the world.
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US. Hey, nearly forty thousand a week. That's amazing.
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Alright, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Worldwide, this holiday has been
celebrated on one hundred and thirty five different days of
the year.
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Oh, what is Women's appreciation?
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Does seem like it?
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He like say, had made my next what y'all got one?
Eight hundred big show? You told free line, We go
to wee get a winner. We play John boyd jumpin
in next. Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
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Humming to your home day November the six with our
feature track from the Big Show, Big Box. Mister Rubar
profile presidential history, poor about Rubiers and search for keyword profiles.
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You see, Chayner, the keyword is profiles.
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And'll get back and tell you when you hit the
Big box at the Big Show dot Com.
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All right, well, let's play Yells live across America.
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It's John Boy, Jampanya and now a man who says
waiting for election results is a lot like waiting for
a great on a group project.
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You know you nailed.
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It, but never you're worried that everybody else has screwed
it up.
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Pas John Boy and Hanger.
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Let's they hated Jimmy out of Geneva, Georgia. Good morning, Jimmy.
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Good morning, Gon Boy, Hello buddy, welcome.
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All right, Jimmy, Jimmy, you got first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here worldwide, Jimmy. This
holiday has been celebrating on one one hundred and thirty
five different days of the year.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
What could it be? I'm on gast Christmas? All right,
see it, Jimmy, got it Christmas?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
It might be right. You got it, my buddy, the
big old prize package Jackie just gave me.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I didn't take a second.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Thank you alright, it is the Bertie County Peanuts prize.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Package looked like Bonnie. So you hang on. Jack will
hook you up all right, Thank you much, God, Jimmy.
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By the many hour, tope you news on the other
side and get our time. Catsum and this Wednesday morning,
we'll go ahead.
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Lett Marville in the house.
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Who This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
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Big Show, the South's number one export.
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It was a nice, quiet southern town till the day
they appeared.
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I'm telling you they're everywhere.
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They look just like us, but they're they're they're different.
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You could meet one of them anywhere on the way
to work.
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You would think Seanan has traffic problems. Try driving on
the Gotten State Parkway sometime. Now that's traffic at the
That would have been a time on the acc playoffs.
Call me when he started a poof for the Stanley
Cup Hockey. Now there's a man spot at lunch.
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hot dogs, Sawer croud Man and could get a decent
cheese steak, sandwich, Roccos Delhi East on Hut and twenty
fourth Street, Now there's.
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A restaurant in the winter. What is with this town?
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You think you guys never saw snow before Chicago.
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Now there's a winner for you in the Springs Springfest.
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This is a celebration Saint Patrick's Day in Boston.
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Now there's a party.
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Watch out, chasing move over, Freddy Krueger.
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The ultimate terror is here. Yankees from Hell.
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This guy's thinking going.
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To put an NBA team a town called stock car
Racing of Sport.
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Hey have another bull of Gritz Goma. Yankees from the Hell.
Ye Yankees from the Hell. There, what near you?
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Joun boy and Billy?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
You want the truth? You want the truth? You can
handle the truth.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Morning big shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Well, our next guest usually swings by for a free
coffee in a short visit. He's over one hundred years
old and still going strong. Let's welcome back nerval tea wheeler.
How you keeping yourself.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Nerval fresh as a daisy? Thanks? Is that a new
cologne you're wearing? Yeah, he's a little pricey. Oh how much?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Three dollars and fifty t cent got it up there
at the truck stime.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Well not bad for truck stop cologne. Yep, smell pretty
good for an old fart. What brings you in today? Well,
I come in to congratulate you on your new young
a new youngin. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Well, now, Jackie, she told me that you went and
got you a donkey.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, using it for kyote control on the farm. Yeah, boy, okyo,
they don't mess with a donkey. But there's lots of
stuff you probably don't know about donkeys.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
No, I got that covered really. Yeah. My wife is
a donkey expert. Why I didn't know that either, did I?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Well, now she got her match, cent, I don't follow you. Well,
she got a Jackie asked to go with the one
she'd marry, and I smell good. Yeah, And listen, did
I ever tell you about my donkey?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I don't believe so. Well, have you got a minute. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
When I was a young fellow there my pastor at
the church, he had a dandy donkey is really fast,
and I talked him into entering it in a race
out there at the fire. He did, and it won,
and he kept on the enternet different races, and that
donkey kept the winning, but the local paper got wind
of it and published an article. The headline was pastor's
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ass out front. Now the bishop got wind of it
and he told the pastor he he couldn't enter in
another race, and the paper wrote an article, the Bishop
scratches pastor's ass. Yeah, and the bishop he's about half hot.
He told the pastor there to get rid of that donkey.
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So pastor give it to a nun that the convent there.
Next day the paper printed the none has best ass
in town.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Oh well, that's unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Now the bishop damn near fainted that I stepped up
and I give that none ten dollars for that.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Donkey, And the paper said sells asked for ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
So the bishop told the nun to buy the donkey
back and turn it to loose summers. The next day
paper said none reveals her ass is wild and free.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
They buried the bishop right waing, I got that donkey back,
though I cried the river when he died, and Doug
a big o hole to bury me in.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
I guess you could call it an hour. I get it.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
I'm gonna get the joke in there. Summer well, I
recognize that overstate my welcome here. I don't get me
another cup of coffee.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
If you don't mind, you help yourself, keep your saddle,
all in your gun, grase and holler if you need me.
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 13 (32:47):
You come on me the day because you know no
Sicilian can refuse the request on the day of his
daughter's wedding. I shall grant your requests. Someday I may
ask a favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll
ask you to lay down your life for me. Maybe
I'll just ask you to listen to John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show. Would you rather wake up
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with a horse's head or these two horses?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
A good morning? That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
That time a kickoff operation Christmas Child.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
That's how we tell it.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Is bad Christmas time here with a big show, no
minutes here. Just look at this business executive. Edsel Ford
would have been one hundred and thirty one today.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
By the way, two Fords.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
In the final four drivers for the Nice Guard Championship,
one Toyota, one Chevy It breaks down, Ryan Blaney, Joeligano
driving the two Fords, Tyler Riddick, Michael Jordan's teams and
the Toyota, and William Byron.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Is in the Chevrolet or oh, buddy Rick Hendrick, Uh huh,
well rounded, yes, sir.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Anyway, So Edsel Ford he was Henry Son and had
Ford's biggest flop named after him.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
Yeah, they made a whole division of Ford and named
it after him, and it.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Didn't do too well. So was that Edsel too?
Speaker 6 (34:44):
Yeah? Well, Edsel two he named it after. But the
edxel was way ahead of its time. It had all
sorts of features that people had never heard of, and
they were just like, no, thank you, real.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
It wasn't It was just like a stupid card. It
didn't work right now that it was just ahead of
its time, much like me.
Speaker 8 (35:06):
That's helpful, Randy.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Okay, we'll take that right.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
And by the way, basketball college hoops is kicking off
this week, of course NBA has gotten started as a.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Step all right, yet we'll check out and bless his heart,
tape that ankle a little bit a little bit tighter.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
So James Naismith would have been one hundred and sixty
three to day. So four fundamentals of basketball. This was
the four fundamentals that James laid down when he put
the peach baskets up at the YMCA gym. Okay, no
running with the ball, no tackling or rough body contact,
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a horizontal goal about ten feet above the player's heads.
And four freedom of any player to obtain the ball
and score at any time. Okay, those changed, uh, body
contacting set a pic. You know, it is more physical
nowadays than it was back then with James. And you
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know with your two handed set shot. And I guess
you had to be soft to get that ball to
stay in the bottom of the peach basket.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
I don't know how that worked, slam duncan I.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
Guess before they cut the bottom out? You know, how
do you give you something to do, Haranni to look
that up and be really helpful?
Speaker 6 (36:24):
No, I already know it, but I'm just keeping it
to myself because I don't want to give you any
more opportunity.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Just tell me how helpful. Okay.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
So anyways, as for basic, so well, maybe spend a
little bit more time on that a little bit later.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Okay, that's my plan.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Okay, get ready for merry Christmas in Minis. Then we'll
play Beating the Blonde. Oh yeah, big show is rolling on.