May 8, 2024 • 37 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Gary Busey is opening a burger restaurant.. - A new drug has hit the market… - Tater has her Tatertainment round-up - Oliver compares going to your job to going to prison.. - Terry Hanson recants the time John Boy got a hit off of Phil Niekro.. - We’ll give Ward Burton’s rap song a spin.. - and in honor of Mother’s Day this Sunday, we’ll wrap things up with the song, “Mom of Constant Sorrow”..
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Why happn't it? Long time?
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No sea?
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Where you've been keeping yourself?
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Well?
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If you much know? I had a very serious medical procedure.
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Oh wow, Can I ask what it was?
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Sure? What was it? I'm not telling what I said.
You're gonna ask I didn't say.
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I tell you.
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The truth is I had my hamitoe operated out. Really yeah,
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I had to stay off my feet for three months.
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That's more than you got for that phony bologne knee
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Thanks.
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So what did you see? Oh I'm fine now, thanks
for asking.
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So I went to an oily screening or something called
the Fall down guy, it's my mod invasion of the
whole TV show.
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It wasn't a bell.
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Hold on, I got depressed off right here? Hold on
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After leaving their business one year earlier, Battle Scott stuntman
Colt Savers springs back in the action when the star
of a big studio picture suddenly disappears.
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Has the mystery surround and the missing actor deepens. Colt
soon finds himself instead in a sinister plot that pushes
him to the edge of a fall more dangerous than
any stunt. Oh did it live up to the high
Well for the most part, Yeah, I mean it's not
the thinker. Time is a good fun popcorn flick. It's
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got everything. It's got the action, it's got the laughs.
It's got a giant Amazon blonde with the big melons.
It ain't Shakespeare, but people fall asleep watching Shakespeare.
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So there you go.
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The cast pretty good.
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Oh yeah, that guy that played the boy Bobby in
the Last Year and the Doll Movie is the lead guy.
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I like him. But the greatest thing in the oil
they see in the Star the original series in it
the great Lee Marvin Major Major Lee, Marvin.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
This name is Lee Majors.
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I thought that was the guy who watched the parade
from the book depository.
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That's Lee Harvey Oswald.
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I thought that was the guy who never smiled. That's
Tommy Lee Jones. I thought that was that little troublemaker
who makes troublemaking movie.
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That Spike Lee. I thought that was the guy who
made a career with just one.
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That's Lee Greenwood.
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I thought that was what the Goma pyloa said.
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That's gly.
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So who the hell am I thinking of? Lee Majors? Ah,
he could never made that shot. Someone was on the
CRI sign. So what did you think?
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Think?
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I better keep my mouth shut. I don't want to
go back to the left.
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Right now the movie, but I give it four out
of five yard because there's a fun time.
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So if you're not eating the fun, keep your ass
at home.
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Moria Britney Spears in the news.
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What's she doing?
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She d sorta, I mean she was in her normal outfit.
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TMZ reported that Britney Spears was partying and drinking at
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her boyfriend around midnight.
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Britney says.
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That it's fake news now that she's posted on Instagram
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It is huge.
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I mean her whole foot is one. I mean she
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Is this where the monitor was?
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I don't know they got it off her ankle. Brittany
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I didn't even know she had a boyfriend, not that
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I'm gonna just kind of cut. I'm having my time
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of the month and it's made me cranky. Ah, she used, Britney.
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Will it sounds like she's retaining water around that ankle.
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Also twisted my ankle, y'all. No, she didn't say, y'all.
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I also twisted my ankle last night and paramedics showed
up at my door illegally. I felt completely harassed. I'm
moving to Boston. I need Instagram so I can follow
this chick. So there's talk that Britney experienced a mental breakdown.
There's always talk that she's experienced a mental breakdowns. Some
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people are blaming her boyfriend though, that he's a bad influence.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Oh what's his name?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Paul?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, Paul.
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Brittany had hired him to clean her toilet's, mop floors,
and pick up trash, according to a source, and if
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that Paul is a convicted fellon for firearm possession and
that he wants negotiated a plea on child engagement charges.
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Well, the New York he must have a pretty good
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least he likes to work.
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I'm like her, Hollywood. No, I'm all good.
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I'm all good.
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Hollywood show biz execs are nervous about this summer's box office.
I told you earlier in the week about about the
fall Guy, how it fell short in the box office.
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Mind, I need what it was projected to make well.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Nineteen years ago, Hollywood launched into the summer season with
a Marvel movie or a sequel, at least including twenty
two's record setting open for Top Gun Maverick. Right, these
guys are just bleeding money. Maverick made one hundred and
sixty million.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
So looking ahead. Chris Pratt voices the Cat of Garfield.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
So got that going for you?
Speaker 6 (19:21):
That's coming up?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Uh? The family flick is expected to earn thirty five
million over its unofficial start to the summer, and the
box office title is Gonna Go to Furiosa, a Mad
Max prequel that's starring Chris Hemsworth, and ticket sales are
projected to approach fifty.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Million for the Mad Max prequel.
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I know we're all filed sorry for the movie making people,
but that's that's their business, right there.
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Are you a Tiktoker's? Are you a TikToker? John Boy?
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So you watch the.
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Check a tick.
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I ain't gonna let no John people get my information. Well,
what what could they gain? I'm just curious. I mean,
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They're very important to me, and you announce on the
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Well, Universal Music group will return their catalog.
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They had a big beef with TikTok. They were using
their their songs and a lot of the kids, young
folks got to do their dances and stuff and you
would you would look at their TikTok video and there
there's no music.
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their music.
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Fact.
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I love that.
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So I guess let me know when it's like sold
as they're supposed to sell it to an American company.
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Yeah, and Biden would like them to do you need
to sell it and they're like are and you know yes.
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They're don't don't don't.
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So Bite Dance is the name of that that group
out of China.
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It sounds like yeah and no.
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Prince Harry is in London, The Duke of Sucker is
in his native England this week to celebrate the ten
year anniversary of a Sea nature charity organization with the
Invictus Games, and where it is he he ain't gonna
get any FaceTime with Dad King Charles.
Speaker 11 (21:11):
H no for Harry.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
A rep for Harry says.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
It's unfortunately it will not be possible to do his
mo just is full program, but he is getting treatments
and things like that. But yeah, do you think Harry
could eke some FaceTime?
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Not so much.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
And if you want to catch the Tom Brady if
you didn't catch the Tom Brady roast, apparently it went
three hours NonStop. You probably wish they would run a commercial,
is what I've been hearing from the tabloids. And it
was a warm up, the speculation warm up for live
streaming of sports. Netflix was kind of getting their feeld
to see how that would go.
Speaker 12 (21:46):
A couple of times that Brady went up and had
people unsay what they said, redacting you know, Okay, do
that again, but leave that line out.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Yeah, and his ex wife was not very happy with
all the poking fun at the family and their divorce
and their relationship.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah, it's a roast.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, yeah, I heard, and I guess I don't know
if somebody made fun of it. But it came to
light that Zel's got.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
A boyfriend, their jiu jitsu jetsuit.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Instructor, and then they were saying, oh, maybe she had
that boyfriend before broke them. That was one of the
reasons that her and Brady broke up. If so, I
want to meet that guy he stole a supermodel from
Tom Brady.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Okay, you told me somebody want to wrap this guy
got one.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Thank you for that report.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Damn man.
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Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found out today ninety percent
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Them look silly.
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What are shopping carts?
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Shopping cars? They hired models to push them around the stores. Yeah, okay,
they don't look that silly. Oh look today's John Boy Jeopardy.
Just about everybody has done it now. But in eighteen
thirty nine, Robert Cornelius became the first person to take
this kind of photograph.
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Oh oh oh, that.
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Is his butt on the copier machine at the office party.
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Eighteen thirty nine, Head of Coffee had artists.
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Out there drawing his butt making copies.
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They don't know what he's gonna say next, and.
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Neither does he.
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As they had a Bob out of Monroe, Georgia. Good morning, Bob,
Good morning, Hey buddy. All right, Bob, you got first
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A self border selfie? All right, well let's say, yeah, selfie.
I don't guess Robert called it that. But then eeen
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them now. Of course that's still early on.
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Portrait.
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I tell you, Bill, we shoure have a good time
ever miss old radio game and not really a boss man.
Got a little bit too persnickety there Towards the end
started making too many rules about what we could.
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Talk about on the air.
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First, nikked you still gray?
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Yeah?
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Why was that anyway?
Speaker 9 (27:53):
Well?
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I reckon it all started back in seven when Randy
won that big sexual harassment lawsuit again.
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He spent twenty years sitting that one up.
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I've been mean to go out there? Did almost forty
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Ye, what'd you end up with after Texas fifteen hundred dollars?
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Luise Dog, put that into your mouth? It's dirty, man.
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That fat woman over here got a mouthholder, don't.
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You in a butt to match?
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You know? She looks kind of familiar.
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I can't place her.
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Sheere got a bunch of young and Luise, stop that,
I say, stop that.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Aren't you talking to me? Aren't you talking to me?
I don't see no outs here. Aren't you talking to me?
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I just wonder if you wouldn't raise your voice so much?
He goes, why.
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Excuse me, I didn't realize you tore such Delica flowers.
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Well madamages.
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You keep hollering like a bandchee right here in the
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How dare you? You can't talk to me like that?
Don't you know why? Ain't no, no ma'am can say
we do Dusty name Jlo mean anything to you? You're kidding.
You invented Jello, not Jello your horses. Jelo?
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What Jelo?
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What Jaelo?
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I gotta get this here, name man, Hold on there, Jlo.
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That's right, Poppy Jenny from the block.
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Man.
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I ain't heard nothing about you in years.
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That's because I don't do the show basness anymore. I
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Away, I will kill you. How many up you got there?
Name Louise, leave Louise alone?
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Oh, mister Lopez, Am I crazy? Or did you just
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No?
Speaker 11 (30:19):
I said Louise Louise Hedon you mean you got two
kids with the same name.
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Actually, they're all named Louise. There's the youngest, Louise is two.
Then there's four yuro O, Luise six year old Louise
eight year old Louise tang your Oluise, the twins that.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
The other twins, they're fourteen.
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We don't get kind of confused.
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He's not so bad.
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Well, why in the world did you give them all
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It makes it easier when I called it for dinner,
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I get it.
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Hey, that's very smart.
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Yea.
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What if you just want to get one of them
to come. Oh, in that case, I called them by
their last things shown boy and Billy.
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Hey, bigs man, let me hold it on.
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Good morning radio.
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Done right, good morning, big Show's on the radio. Some
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Hands?
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Well well will.
Speaker 10 (32:42):
So that old job is getting to be quite a
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you can't help but feel trapped. So it's not hard
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grab one of the old lady's pantyhose, and turn to
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Y ten cell.
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At work, you spend the majority of your time in
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In prison, they give you three meals a day, and
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one meal a day, and you pay for it. And
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Brother, you can have my corn bread.
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See I rest my case exactly my point, My bespectacled
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work and no overtime, so at least you're getting screwed somehow.
In prison, that nice god locks and unlocks all the
doors for you. Sometimes they even tip their hat. At work,
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the doors yourself, that is, if the system is even working,
and sometimes the janitor even gives you the finger. In prison,
you only have to share the toilet with one other person.
At work, you have to share a one seater with everyone,
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and you always managed to get in there after the
office cheapskate has taken all the loose toilet paper out
to the car. In prison, you get visits from family
and friends. At work, you can't even speak to your family,
but you do get to visit with that unblinking anorexic
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psycho with a propeller hat.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
I'm blinking.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
This sounds like I rest my case.
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In prison, all expenses are paid by the taxpayers, including
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And healthcare.
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At work, you get to pay all your own expenses,
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spend your life behind bars waiting to get out. At work,
you spend your life wanting to get out and go
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inside bars. In prison, you're surrounded by people with names
like Rico, Bugsy, left eye Killer, and Razor. At work,
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Speaker 1 (36:29):
Man, Yogi, and Peca from Graham sound like your work.
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your time there as miserable as possible. At work, you
have Randy.
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I found that sounded familiar. I rest my case.
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Still a lot more coming at you. Hey, hey listener,
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That was in Winston Salem, North Carolina in the broadcast
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It works for him.
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You good to go?
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I say, you get through half of one shot.
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Don't call them back. Well, we're gonna have to change it.
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They called it. And there's a National School Nurse Day. Yeah,
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Well,
Hollywood's starting to release some big titles before the summer
blockbusters takeover, and our man in the cinema has seen
one and it's here to tell us about it. Please
welcome our resident critic, Rabbi myren berg Stein. Welcome back,
Rabbi Shollobie homies.
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Why happn't it? Long time?
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No sea?
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Where you've been keeping yourself?
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Well?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
If you much know? I had a very serious medical procedure.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh wow, Can I ask what it was?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Sure? What was it? I'm not telling what I said.
You're gonna ask I didn't say.
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I tell you.
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The truth is I had my hamitoe operated out. Really yeah,
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I had to stay off my feet for three months.
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That's more than you got for that phony bologne knee
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Thanks.
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So what did you see? Oh I'm fine now, thanks
for asking.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
So I went to an oily screening or something called
the Fall down guy, it's my mod invasion of the
whole TV show.
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It wasn't a bell.
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Hold on, I got depressed off right here? Hold on
a second? Okay, ready go.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
After leaving their business one year earlier, Battle Scott stuntman
Colt Savers springs back in the action when the star
of a big studio picture suddenly disappears.
Speaker 10 (11:40):
Has the mystery surround and the missing actor deepens. Colt
soon finds himself instead in a sinister plot that pushes
him to the edge of a fall more dangerous than
any stunt. Oh did it live up to the high
Well for the most part, Yeah, I mean it's not
the thinker. Time is a good fun popcorn flick. It's
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got everything. It's got the action, it's got the laughs.
It's got a giant Amazon blonde with the big melons.
It ain't Shakespeare, but people fall asleep watching Shakespeare.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
The cast pretty good.
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Oh yeah, that guy that played the boy Bobby in
the Last Year and the Doll Movie is the lead guy.
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I like him. But the greatest thing in the oil
they see in the Star the original series in it
the great Lee Marvin Major Major Lee, Marvin.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
This name is Lee Majors.
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I thought that was the guy who watched the parade
from the book depository.
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That's Lee Harvey Oswald.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
I thought that was the guy who never smiled. That's
Tommy Lee Jones. I thought that was that little troublemaker
who makes troublemaking movie.
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That Spike Lee. I thought that was the guy who
made a career with just one.
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That's Lee Greenwood.
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I thought that was what the Goma pyloa said.
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That's gly.
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So who the hell am I thinking of? Lee Majors? Ah,
he could never made that shot. Someone was on the
CRI sign. So what did you think?
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Think?
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I better keep my mouth shut. I don't want to
go back to the left.
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Right now the movie, but I give it four out
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So if you're not eating the fun, keep your ass
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Don't sit behind someone and say that would never happen
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You'll stick his loaf up your talk. Go in peace.
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Hi?
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Oh?
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Moria Britney Spears in the news.
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What's she doing?
Speaker 6 (16:51):
She d sorta, I mean she was in her normal outfit.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
TMZ reported that Britney Spears was partying and drinking at
a hotel before getting in a huge physical altercation with
her boyfriend around midnight.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Britney says.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
That it's fake news now that she's posted on Instagram
a shot of her ankle.
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It is huge.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
I mean her whole foot is one. I mean she
said she might need surgery.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Is this where the monitor was?
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I don't know they got it off her ankle. Brittany
denied most of the reporting about her fight with her boyfriend.
I didn't even know she had a boyfriend, not that
she needed to check in with me, but I hadn't
heard that. So Paul Richard Soliz is her boyfriend. And
she wrote on Instagram, quote the news is fake. I'm
I'm gonna just kind of cut. I'm having my time
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of the month and it's made me cranky. Ah, she used, Britney.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Will it sounds like she's retaining water around that ankle.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Also twisted my ankle, y'all. No, she didn't say, y'all.
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I also twisted my ankle last night and paramedics showed
up at my door illegally. I felt completely harassed. I'm
moving to Boston. I need Instagram so I can follow
this chick. So there's talk that Britney experienced a mental breakdown.
There's always talk that she's experienced a mental breakdowns. Some
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people are blaming her boyfriend though, that he's a bad influence.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Oh what's his name?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Paul?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, Paul.
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Brittany had hired him to clean her toilet's, mop floors,
and pick up trash, according to a source, and if
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that Paul is a convicted fellon for firearm possession and
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least he likes to work.
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I'm like her, Hollywood. No, I'm all good.
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I'm all good.
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Hollywood show biz execs are nervous about this summer's box office.
I told you earlier in the week about about the
fall Guy, how it fell short in the box office.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Mind, I need what it was projected to make well.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Nineteen years ago, Hollywood launched into the summer season with
a Marvel movie or a sequel, at least including twenty
two's record setting open for Top Gun Maverick. Right, these
guys are just bleeding money. Maverick made one hundred and
sixty million.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
So looking ahead. Chris Pratt voices the Cat of Garfield.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
So got that going for you?
Speaker 6 (19:21):
That's coming up?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Uh? The family flick is expected to earn thirty five
million over its unofficial start to the summer, and the
box office title is Gonna Go to Furiosa, a Mad
Max prequel that's starring Chris Hemsworth, and ticket sales are
projected to approach fifty.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Million for the Mad Max prequel.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
I know we're all filed sorry for the movie making people,
but that's that's their business, right there.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Are you a Tiktoker's? Are you a TikToker? John Boy?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
So you watch the.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Check a tick.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I ain't gonna let no John people get my information. Well,
what what could they gain? I'm just curious. I mean,
you go three places.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
They're very important to me, and you announce on the
radio before you go to each of these places.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Well, Universal Music group will return their catalog.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
They had a big beef with TikTok. They were using
their their songs and a lot of the kids, young
folks got to do their dances and stuff and you
would you would look at their TikTok video and there
there's no music.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
Well Universal has released that and they've let them have
their music.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Fact.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
So I guess let me know when it's like sold
as they're supposed to sell it to an American company.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Yeah, and Biden would like them to do you need
to sell it and they're like are and you know yes.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
They're don't don't don't.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
So Bite Dance is the name of that that group
out of China.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It sounds like yeah and no.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Prince Harry is in London, The Duke of Sucker is
in his native England this week to celebrate the ten
year anniversary of a Sea nature charity organization with the
Invictus Games, and where it is he he ain't gonna
get any FaceTime with Dad King Charles.
Speaker 11 (21:11):
H no for Harry.
Speaker 6 (21:12):
A rep for Harry says.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
It's unfortunately it will not be possible to do his
mo just is full program, but he is getting treatments
and things like that. But yeah, do you think Harry
could eke some FaceTime?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Not so much.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
And if you want to catch the Tom Brady if
you didn't catch the Tom Brady roast, apparently it went
three hours NonStop. You probably wish they would run a commercial,
is what I've been hearing from the tabloids. And it
was a warm up, the speculation warm up for live
streaming of sports. Netflix was kind of getting their feeld
to see how that would go.
Speaker 12 (21:46):
A couple of times that Brady went up and had
people unsay what they said, redacting you know, Okay, do
that again, but leave that line out.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Yeah, and his ex wife was not very happy with
all the poking fun at the family and their divorce
and their relationship.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah, it's a roast.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah, yeah, I heard, and I guess I don't know
if somebody made fun of it. But it came to
light that Zel's got.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
A boyfriend, their jiu jitsu jetsuit.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Instructor, and then they were saying, oh, maybe she had
that boyfriend before broke them. That was one of the
reasons that her and Brady broke up. If so, I
want to meet that guy he stole a supermodel from
Tom Brady.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Okay, you told me somebody want to wrap this guy
got one.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Thank you for that report.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Damn man.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Well let's get us a winter. Let's play John Boy
Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found out today ninety percent
of the US population has ridden in one of these.
But when they were first introduced, people refused to use
them because they thought it made.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Them look silly.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
What are shopping carts?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Shopping cars? They hired models to push them around the stores. Yeah, okay,
they don't look that silly. Oh look today's John Boy Jeopardy.
Just about everybody has done it now. But in eighteen
thirty nine, Robert Cornelius became the first person to take
this kind of photograph.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Oh oh oh, that.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Is his butt on the copier machine at the office party.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Eighteen thirty nine, Head of Coffee had artists.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
Out there drawing his butt making copies.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
What you all, God, one ain't on a big show,
you told free line across America. We played John Boy
Jeopardy next. Good morning, It's a big show on radio.
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Humming to your home day Wednesday, May. Today's feature track
with the Big Show bit Box, brought you by shot
him on the speedway the home of a Coca Cola
six hundred. Memorial Day weekend, Sunday, May twenty six, we
got the mom of constant sorrow, just in time of
mother's days. Here's for gey words constant mom ahead the
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Maigshow dot common.
Speaker 12 (24:24):
Right now, let's play yells live across America. It's John
Boy Jeopardy and now a man who says he has
a really big deal of things in common with his listeners.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
They don't know what he's gonna say next, and.
Speaker 9 (24:41):
Neither does he.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
He's a John Boy.
Speaker 13 (24:44):
That that yep.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
As they had a Bob out of Monroe, Georgia. Good morning, Bob,
Good morning, Hey buddy. All right, Bob, you got first
shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. Just about everybody
has done it now, But in eighteen thirty nine, Robert
Corneil just became the first person to take this kind
of photograph. What do you think, Bob, uh self portrait?
(25:12):
A self border selfie? All right, well let's say, yeah, selfie.
I don't guess Robert called it that. But then eeen
thirty so a self portrait? So I mean, did they
have cameras back then? Took the bird Apartment out on
(25:39):
them now. Of course that's still early on.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Portrait.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Now this is turn me off. Oh I was selfie
all right, Well, Bob, it worked out for you, buddy,
big ls track the prize pack, head.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Down the hot road for you.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Oh thank you, guys man, I love you, but.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Love you more.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Fotamne hour tama you twenty minutes old ride story time
of Calm Childers coming up.
Speaker 13 (26:45):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. Welcome to John Boy and
Billy Playhouse. Today's episode future Shock. As our story opens,
(27:10):
retired radio duo John Boy and Billy meet for their
weekly Saturday morning breakfast at the Doughnut Hut in the
year twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Okay, gentlemen, that's too blazed and two coffees.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
That'll be four hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Holy Moly, and pricess. Just keep going up, won't hey?
Speaker 6 (27:29):
You get unlimited refills?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yell at me, I got feelings, hape the change.
Speaker 11 (27:35):
I tell you, Bill, we shoure have a good time
ever miss old radio game and not really a boss man.
Got a little bit too persnickety there Towards the end
started making too many rules about what we could.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Talk about on the air.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
First, nikked you still gray?
Speaker 9 (27:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Why was that anyway?
Speaker 9 (27:53):
Well?
Speaker 11 (27:53):
I reckon it all started back in seven when Randy
won that big sexual harassment lawsuit again.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
He spent twenty years sitting that one up.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
A little sucker wrote that down. Thank you playing business
at jet Power John Boys pre owned hovercraft superstores better
than ever.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I've been mean to go out there? Did almost forty
billion in sales last year, of course as gross, not net.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Ye, what'd you end up with after Texas fifteen hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Luise Dog, put that into your mouth? It's dirty, man.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
That fat woman over here got a mouthholder, don't.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
You in a butt to match?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
You know? She looks kind of familiar.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
I can't place her.
Speaker 10 (28:35):
Sheere got a bunch of young and Luise, stop that,
I say, stop that.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Excuse me, ma'am.
Speaker 14 (28:43):
Aren't you talking to me? Aren't you talking to me?
I don't see no outs here. Aren't you talking to me?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I just wonder if you wouldn't raise your voice so much?
He goes, why.
Speaker 10 (28:59):
Excuse me, I didn't realize you tore such Delica flowers.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Well madamages.
Speaker 11 (29:05):
You keep hollering like a bandchee right here in the
middle of the restaurant. Dude, you're getting a little bit
nerve wracked.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
How dare you? You can't talk to me like that?
Don't you know why? Ain't no, no ma'am can say
we do Dusty name Jlo mean anything to you? You're kidding.
You invented Jello, not Jello your horses. Jelo?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
What Jelo?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
What Jaelo?
Speaker 11 (29:33):
I gotta get this here, name man, Hold on there, Jlo.
You mean you're Jennifer Lopez, that singer.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
That's right, Poppy Jenny from the block.
Speaker 9 (29:50):
Man.
Speaker 11 (29:51):
I ain't heard nothing about you in years.
Speaker 10 (29:53):
That's because I don't do the show basness anymore. I
finally found my true calling in life, being a good
mother to my children.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Away, I will kill you. How many up you got there?
Name Louise, leave Louise alone?
Speaker 11 (30:11):
Oh, mister Lopez, Am I crazy? Or did you just
say Louise leave Louise alone?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
No?
Speaker 11 (30:19):
I said Louise Louise Hedon you mean you got two
kids with the same name.
Speaker 10 (30:26):
Actually, they're all named Louise. There's the youngest, Louise is two.
Then there's four yuro O, Luise six year old Louise
eight year old Louise tang your Oluise, the twins that.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
The other twins, they're fourteen.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
We don't get kind of confused.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
He's not so bad.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Well, why in the world did you give them all
the same first name?
Speaker 10 (30:52):
It makes it easier when I called it for dinner,
I just go to the door and say, Louise, summer
time and all kind of running.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Hey, that's very smart.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
What if you just want to get one of them
to come. Oh, in that case, I called them by
their last things shown boy and Billy.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Hey, bigs man, let me hold it on.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Good morning radio.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Done right, good morning, big Show's on the radio. Some
(31:52):
of my athletic highlights. Don't worry, they's just me talking
about myself. Handsome, terry, handsome, blim he put together a
handful of some of my best athletic guylines. Ever, I
do know what you're saying. It wouldn't take much.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
We're fine. Small hands.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Hands has got the raccoon hands. No, that's not what
were you talking about?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Hands?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
No, no mind, don't don't. Twenty minutes. I have a
feeling I'm gonna ruin it, sports Braves with answer twenty minutes.
Don't let me get behind all right, but right now
it's time for Oliver.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Well well will.
Speaker 10 (32:42):
So that old job is getting to be quite a
grind day, same thing, over and over again, day after day. Well,
you can't help but feel trapped. So it's not hard
to understand why some folks decide to just say the
heck with it, give up that old nine to five,
(33:03):
grab one of the old lady's pantyhose, and turn to
a life of crime. And for a lot of people
it's a step up. So after all, in prison you
spend the majority of your time in a spacious eight.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Y ten cell.
Speaker 10 (33:22):
At work, you spend the majority of your time in
a cramped little six by eight cubicle with no bunk beds.
In prison, they give you three meals a day, and
if that's not enough, you can steal the new guy's
corn bread. At work, you only get a break for
(33:45):
one meal a day, and you pay for it. And
if you steal the new guy's corn bread, there's consequences
and repercussions.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Brother, you can have my corn bread.
Speaker 10 (33:55):
See I rest my case exactly my point, My bespectacled
young friend. That's the right way to say. In prison,
good behavior is rewarded with time off and maybe a
conjugal visit. At work, good behavior is rewarded with more
(34:21):
work and no overtime, so at least you're getting screwed somehow.
In prison, that nice god locks and unlocks all the
doors for you. Sometimes they even tip their hat. At work,
you have to use your security card and open all
(34:42):
the doors yourself, that is, if the system is even working,
and sometimes the janitor even gives you the finger. In prison,
you only have to share the toilet with one other person.
At work, you have to share a one seater with everyone,
(35:02):
and you always managed to get in there after the
office cheapskate has taken all the loose toilet paper out
to the car. In prison, you get visits from family
and friends. At work, you can't even speak to your family,
but you do get to visit with that unblinking anorexic
(35:22):
psycho with a propeller hat.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
I'm blinking.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
This sounds like I rest my case.
Speaker 10 (35:33):
In prison, all expenses are paid by the taxpayers, including
cable TV, jim fees.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
And healthcare.
Speaker 10 (35:41):
At work, you get to pay all your own expenses,
and only after the man takes half your paycheck to
pay the prisoner's dab. That's called irony. In prison, you
spend your life behind bars waiting to get out. At work,
you spend your life wanting to get out and go
(36:02):
inside bars. In prison, you're surrounded by people with names
like Rico, Bugsy, left eye Killer, and Razor. At work,
you're surrounded by people with names like Jawboy, Tata, Spanky, mate, a.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Man, Yogi, and Peca from Graham sound like your work.
Speaker 10 (36:40):
In prison, you have a humorless, sadistic warden, a real buzzkiller,
drunk with authority, a power mad lunatic bent on making
your time there as miserable as possible. At work, you
have Randy.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I found that sounded familiar. I rest my case.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
You more than everybody the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Still a lot more coming at you. Hey, hey listener,
my name is Man only. I ain't a motivational speaker.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I am thirty five years old, I am right divorced,
and every morning I listen to Young Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 8 (37:31):
When I wake up in a van man river, go
on and laugh and leave three Radio work,
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