September 4, 2024 • 37 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The biggest thing ever happened in Maybury, real big, big,
big big.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Well now now just simmer down, Barney, what is well?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Well, so far, all I know is it's something big.
Oh big. Ain't the word for it. It ain't the
word for you?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Sure are using it a lot now?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
What is well?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I just got it on the radio, tack for for? Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
What do you think about? Path? One word I can think.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Of big.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
The rooster, go Calorico.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
That's in France, in one of the Paris Paralympics that
we're doing. Yeah, oh, good morning everybody. Yeah, well we Wednesday,
all right, We getting on down the road here already,
hump in the day, all right, hey, all right, September year,
fourth to oh to fourth, the ferst time I've ever
(01:37):
seen that day too far. Ravid was right every time.
Turn around, Time to eat breakfast again as there was
national days we got here. See if anything gets you
all excited here national newspaper carrier day. You know, I
hardly ever talk about my very first job. Of course,
I tell you a lot about pumping gas when I
(01:58):
when I turned sixteen in Archdale checked the hole too clean?
You winshi if you was a good looking lady too.
But yeah, I actually had a newspaper route a morning
Greensboro Daily News that throw them in downtown Graham and
me and my buddy Joe Butler, Me and old Josie.
(02:22):
That's what I said. And my buddy Joe would do
that kept on four thirty in the morning before school.
That's when I figured, Wow, some way I could make
a career of getting out before everybody. Yeah, I got
that one. Ever, I thought it lasted a little while
(02:43):
on that. I know, me and old Josie. No, wait,
we had separate routes. We would would just ride the
bicycles up there, you know, and wrap them. We'd have
to have to get them, wrap them so you could
throw them from your bicycle.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Well that explains why my pizza was in the front
yard instead of on the porch. He must have just
rode by and slung it. Oh yeah, Butler's still delivered.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
All right, we'll meet Barney, the first newspaper carrier ever
in just just a few minutes. By the way, uh,
National spice Blend Day is Macadamia nuts Day in this
National Wildlife Day. All right, let's get some wildlife here
in midweek. Yeah, we got three days in this receaved up.
(03:28):
One will be about Barney the newspaper boys. So let's
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dot Com. Listen up and win it right here. Talked
about Barney the world's first newspaper boy. Yeah, eighteen thirty three,
ten year old Barney Flottery, Florida Flarity is the guy
like his name on the golf Channel. He was hired
by the New York Sun, the paper that began publishing
(04:12):
just a few days earlier. An issue of the Sun
sold for one cent. In three years, the paper became
the largest in America, with a circulation of thirty thousand.
That's when Barney said I need one him electric box.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Ten year olds more mature back then, I.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Guess, So move up to nineteen eighty six, after just
getting his license back following a five year suspension, rocker
Greg Almand was arrested in Florida for you guessed it,
driving while it was just a little impair.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Run.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
And then finally twenty nineteen, Walmart said it will stop
selling handguns and some ammunition. All right, well there's a
category's one eight hundred Big shows you told free line
we play out birds next, Good morning. That's a big
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show on the radio running to you Wednesday. Today's featured
track from The Big Show, Big Box. The Adventures of
Dingo Boy the Lost first episode. There's three keyword. Dingo
has brought you by the Bang of America. Roval four
hundred Sunday, October thirteenth, Shot a motor speedway and right now,
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win on.
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Uppers.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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Shon Boy, Billy, give the puzzes from the big Prize Beer.
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This should be a lot of fun.
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Let's say hand away from man to Chat, Miss shut Shots,
Hey Wayne Good morning, good morning, Hello, Hello, welcome out, buddy.
(06:38):
All right, man, you want him hard to pronounced Bergs
down in Mississippi. So it is man tatchy, man touchy exactly, thattchy.
All right, good work, Wayne. We're glad you're in here, buddy,
were pulling for you. Let's get you through the three categories,
all right in five seconds, start easy, three jobs as
a kid? Ready go, newspaper, lawn more, come on, come on,
(07:08):
come on, no, all going. And Wayne kind of fizzled
out with the kid's job. Did you have three as
a kid? Obviously not you did, but you couldn't remember him.
I couldn't remember it. All right, Well Wayne, you hang on, Ben,
we're gonna we're gonna get you a good consolation prize.
(07:30):
We ain't gonna send you to meet the day with
a big al all all ale, hangover, Jackie, Wayne, Okay,
Jackie's over there helping Wayne remember the three jobs he
had as a kid. So we're so we're doing okay,
(07:52):
all right, We're gonna catch up on your news right now.
As he was having to JD.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Bang the school time.
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Take riding.
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Summer ain't over yet. At these eighteen more days, we
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How many friends. Well, it's finally that time of year
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and y'all know what that means. It's time to get
a night job and spend all day long. Written skin
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From the Food City and then some fellers Gop got
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Speaker 3 (11:23):
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show on the radio. Well, our oldest listeners stopped in
to see us today, and it's always a pleasure. Pull
up a chair, nervel tea wheeler.
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Much obliged, John Boy.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Hey everybody, Jackie told me you had a little adventure recently.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Oh lord, that's supposed to be between us Jackie. Well,
now we gotta hear about it all right now.
Speaker 13 (11:48):
You know, I tried to do most of my errands
during the week here and try not to do no
mosey in on the weekends. I kind of stick to
the homestead right Well, it's Feller near downtown here.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I wanted to take some picture of my truck. You know, I'm.
Speaker 13 (12:02):
Pretty proud of that old thing, so I reckon, sinse
he is gonna pay me a hundred dollars, I'd go
on and make an exception.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Is a good looking old pick up.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, thank you kindly.
Speaker 13 (12:11):
So I'm driving around up ever in town and the
city and it's awful dang crowded. I'm trying to figure
out which you way to go, and this old boy
and a rainbow tank top bear waves me into traffic
and then I was stuck. We moved at a at
a snails pace.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Well that's uptown traffic for your ten.
Speaker 13 (12:31):
Four ten four, and I as I'm a driving along
on both sides of the street, days of cheering and
giving me a thumbs up, and I thought, man, this
old truck, he really is something, ain't it.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
But some of the women was even blowing kisses at me.
Speaker 13 (12:45):
The ladies love you well now now now, now hold on, now, now,
hold on.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
That's what I noticed.
Speaker 13 (12:50):
That some of them ladies had a pretty thick five
o'clock shatter and a couple of my beards. And I'm wondering,
what the sam hill is going on up here, looking
all over for a rod's certain, because I thought for
sure I was in the dad gun twilight zone. So
I pulled off first chance the guy that stopped trying
to figure out what.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Was going on.
Speaker 13 (13:09):
And it was one of them drive up places, you
know where they come out to your.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Car and take your order.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah no to play?
Speaker 13 (13:16):
Yeah, well, I said, a few minutes later, the waitress
comes up and says, are you LGBTQ.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And I says no, I'm blt with a chocolate sheep.
Speaker 13 (13:28):
She says, well, if in your LGBTQ you get twenty
five percent off today. I says, honey, I ain't never
tried it. But if and it'll save me a book,
I'll give her a world. You dad right on the
part of my language, ladies. I had to turn down
a passel of fellers that overheared me. They's all saying, Hey,
we see you on TV used in the parade. I said,
(13:48):
what parade are you talking about? And they said, the
gay Pride parade.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Let them put you off your food.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
You got that right.
Speaker 13 (13:54):
I was afraid to drink that milkshake, so I took off,
get out of there, and turned right when I should
turn left, and wound up right back in the dad
gun pray.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
So what you do about three mile an hour? I
thought it never end.
Speaker 13 (14:08):
I was so flustered I didn't even go see that
picture taking felling.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
So, well, well look at it this way, nerve. You
made a bunch of new friends. Oh hell, now, don't
you start on me.
Speaker 13 (14:16):
My neighbors seated on the TV by the time I
got home, Hey painted my mailbox paint and put a
blonde wig in a Brazil on my mule.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Well not half bad, truth be told.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
It was a consolation prize. Feel free to rummage the
snack clothes.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Wait, head, you that's why I brought my satchel.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
He's a that's a lovely purse.
Speaker 13 (14:34):
I'm gone now I'm getting out of here. Keep you
saddle oiled and your gun. Grease and holler if and
you need me.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Oh grease, You minded to change up your exit line
you already need. Don't walk out.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Oh hell, everybody's a joker around here.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
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Yeah, but Ta Tama News. Here's our girl, Marci tator More.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
I appreciate that aid, short, short work week for everybody.
So let's just look at the box office from the weekend.
Shall we dead pull number one again on the Labor
Day weekend? Alien Romulus still in second place. Can't hedge
them out again, so they're stuck at second. It ends
(17:25):
with us is still there at third place. So his
wife's movie, meaning Ryan Reynolds's wife is still at third place.
Reagan debuted in fourth place.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
In fourth okay, did.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Not do very you know, did not make a lot
of money, but they came in fourth, and Twisters moved
up from sixth to fifth place. Over this holiday weekend,
so everybody going to the movies. It was hot enough. Hey,
So Taylor Swift and Travis they are still an item.
I didn't know if you guys, well, I was.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Hoping they wouldn't break up right before the season.
Speaker 12 (17:59):
You.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I got a dollar riding on the Chiefs to make fourteen.
Speaker 7 (18:04):
They play this week. Uh and Patrick Mahomes praised Taylor
Swift's interest in the sport, quoting she asks a lot
of great questions. She started drawing up plays, and I
put one of them in a game.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yeah, I've heard that I.
Speaker 7 (18:23):
Can do anything. In two weeks, Oprah Winfrey will help
viewers better understand artificial intelligence and how AI will shape
the twenty first century. Who better to explain it to
us than Oprah. ABC has scheduled Oprah's primetime special Primetime
titled AI and the Future of Us. It's scheduled for
September twelfth.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I wish it would end with us.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
So the Swifties have been out. They've been streaming the
season premiere of Travis and Jason Kelsey's New Heights podcast.
That's a very popular podcast even before he started. Dayton
Dayton Taylor Adam Sandler was their special guest, and the
Swifties were convinced that he was hanging out with Taylor
or in Taylor's place because they heard the cats meowing
(19:11):
in the background.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Oh so, what's with the cats.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
She's a cat lady. Yeah, like two or three cats. Yeah, okay,
they travel well. I give her that. They're very cute
and yeah, they heard it during the during the podcast.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
And she got one of their little pocket book dogs
like Pats Hilton cat lady man cats.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
What's cats in the backpack with a big old they
got a big old window. It's awesome. Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Anything anybody can.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
Get one of those. I had a cat, I'd get
one walking around with it. Do you know who Nicky
Glasser is? Okay, comedian Nicky Glasser. She made an impression
at the Tom Brady Roast. She she nailed it at
their roast, and she leveraged herself into her next gig.
She will be hosting the twenty twenty five Golden Globes.
Oh I don't care. Well, it's a ward season coming up.
(19:59):
You know, he's at the eighty years, So look for her,
she joked quote, my globes will be Golden magazine. That's
her humor working for Steve Harvey has authorized a biopic
called seventy two. The film, currently entering into production, will
focus on the seventy two hours before Steve Harvey's breakthrough
(20:19):
comedy performance in nineteen ninety three at the Apollo Theater.
And that's according to Deadline magazine. So how about that
and my last story, because I know all of you
guys have been waiting for it. Victoria's Secret has resurrected
the annual fashion show. This year's event is scheduled for
mid October in NYC, and it features angels Gigi Hadid
are headed and the return of fifty year old Tyra Banks.
Speaker 9 (20:44):
Well look for that.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
Walking walking down the runway.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
All right, yeah, put some wings and stuff on them.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
Yeah, like you're looking at the wings extras, like anybody's
looking at the wings.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
All right, Well, thank you for that report. Let's get
us a winner. Let's play age on boy. Jeopardy review
yesterday's question. We found out the Czech Republic's historic Cheskey
Crumblov Castle is unique in that it is surrounded by
a moat field, not with water, but with these ferocious
animals bear bears, boat full of bears. All right, Today's
(21:18):
John Moy Jeopardy. Despite being botanically classified as a fruit,
in eighteen ninety three, the US Supreme Court handed down
a unanimous decision that legally reclassified this fruit as a vegetable.
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No what you all got one eight hundred Big show
you told freeline across America. We played John boyd Jepardy. Next,
(22:11):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Rolle
it to you. Wednesday, Home Day, September the fourth Today's
feature track from The Big Show bid Box The Adventures
of Dingo Boy the Lost first episode. There's for keyword
Dingo and hit. The Big Box has brought you by
the Bank of America. Roval four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth.
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Shot him on the speedway here right now, let's play
ys live across America.
Speaker 8 (22:39):
It's John Boy Jempany, Yeah, and now your host. He
learned a lot about fruits and vegetables in ninth grade math.
Speaker 9 (22:48):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Well, if you.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Divide a pumpkin circumference by its diameter, you get pumpkin pie.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Here's jump the little recipe encoded in that as well.
Let's say hey to Latasha from Lynchburg, Virginia. Good morning, Latasha,
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
John Boyd, Billy tatoo.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
With Natasha, you got first shot at John Boydjeopardy this morning.
So let's review that question. So, despite being botanically classified
as a fruit, in eighteen ninety three, the US Supreme
Court handed down a unanimous decision that legally reclassified this
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fruit as a vegetable. What do you think I'm gonna
go with? The all time favorite?
Speaker 6 (23:38):
A tomato?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
You say, tomato? Yeah, baby? And you know, didn't we
learn that like somebody called everybody and they ate a
tomato and the steps of a courthouse somewhere we have heard.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
That, and it turns out it was not true. It
never happened. It never happened.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
I was writing a historical book, made up the story
about they thought tomatoes were poison and he ate one
on the about that because the deer ate, oh my
tomatoes this year. I said, maybe I wouldn't pole looking
at that back then before some idiot they want to
know it was poisons. Well anyway, so.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
One other theory that it was because of the pewter plates,
the acid in the tomato reacted and we leaked the
lead out and people don't but that's not true either.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Okay, well don't Natasha, you hang on that baby.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Jackie will hook you up with a big old mountain.
Speaker 11 (24:45):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Oh yeah, go ahead, all right, I want to get
a shout out to my fun shwe Dray love.
Speaker 11 (24:53):
You, Finn Share everybody out there.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
I just thank you, all right, Mama went on the
big show. All right, let's you out catch you up
on your news called upon all the tomato news, so
we can do that.
Speaker 14 (25:12):
We have our time capsule right on the other side.
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Can This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
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Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
Junior Nation Man presents you at another entry in our
pandemic hit Parade. If they don't come up with a
vaccine pretty soon, we're gonna have a whole album. Shoot
might have a box set this and goes out to
a friend of ours having a hard time right now,
we'll just call her Karen, there is nothing that is
wrong and asking you to wear a mask at cost
(26:23):
coal a brand new virus going round. So cam your
crazy as some down and work with me. Are they'll
make us leave. Colm down Karen and put your face
mask on. It's the very smallest thing.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
We can all do.
Speaker 10 (26:45):
Come down, Karen, or they'll send us both back home.
I've been trying all day long just to shop with you.
But wait, there's more. My hands are freshly say ties.
(27:07):
Please don't touch your nose and eyes and mouth. We're
here and we got stuff to buy. That is all
that matters. We need groceries, So baby.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Please.
Speaker 10 (27:22):
Calm down, Karen and put your face mask on. It's
the very smallest thing.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
We can all.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Calm down, Karen.
Speaker 10 (27:34):
They'll show us both the door. I've been trying mighty
hard just.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
To shop with you.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
Now.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
The craziest thing about this pandemic is it's turned normal
women into these which call Karen's women held it together
fine to learning how to make zoom calls and how
to get groceries that are going in the store distance,
learning their youngins. But if a guy at the rising
store tries to hand them a face mask, they turn
(28:03):
into the Tasmanian Devil headlining at oz Fast. It's the
scariest thing I've ever seen. And I accidentally saw Terry
Hanson naked one time. But that, as they say, is
a story for another day. I long to see that
(28:23):
paper mask covering your face so easily. So leave the
greater guy alone. We'll get our craft been headed back
home so speedily. If you work with me, Colm down,
Karen and put your face mask on. It's the very
(28:46):
smallest thing we can all do. Come down, Karen. You
still can breathe just fine. I've been trying no day
long to shut with you. Come down, Karen, put your
face mask on. It's the very smallest thing.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
We can alder.
Speaker 10 (29:10):
Come down, Karen. We'll be back home real soon. I've
been trying no day long just to shop with you.
By the way, if your name really is Karen, we
apologize for that getting hung on you this year. But
things are tough all over. I tell you to calm down,
(29:31):
but I know y'all hate that too.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
Jud Boy and Billy Man, you are right.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I tell you what I tell you.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
I'm make you so much. Good morning radio, dumb right,
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good morning, and it's a big shawing the radio twenty
minutes away from sports with a packed man. We are
all in college football season, but right now bringing the
boys jo that John Boy Morning, Black.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
Randy Tata, Salad, Crazy Pollock Man, Steve O behind the glass,
Robertye reveofoo hey Jackie, how you doing that? Boo boo boo.
Pleased to be with y'all this morning here on the
large broadcast, Mississin said, I wanted to tell me to
you girls. The Blessed Hope Ladies Bible Study getting ready
to start up again next week. She came to the
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other day, said they want to change the time from
Tuesday morning to Tuesday evening. Said a lot of women
at the church say they're too busy during the day,
but if we could do it in the evening that
the husbands get home to watch kids, that work better
for them. I said, well, I don't know what time
you talking about doing it. She said seven to nine pm.
I said, whoa, I ain't too sure about that. You know,
it's a lot of strange people running around here at night.
(31:13):
She said, Ernie, calm down. I know how to take
care of myself. I said, all right, let me ask
you this, say you coming out of the church one
night at nine o'clock and there's some more crazy fool
out there in the pocket lot with evil intentions. What
would you do? She said, Well, first thing I'd do
is reach down to pull my skirt up and show
him my legs. I said what he said, yeah, and
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then I'd stand there till he made his move. I said, woman,
where are you gonna do that for? She said, cause
I figured I could run a whole lot faster with
my skirt pulled up. And he came with his bitches
around his eyes. Mom's gone short, Ladies, bibles, tell HI
would be next Tuesday seven to nine pm. We'll see
there come now a crazy food that I just met
(31:58):
up with out in the big show parking Lord, Ladies
and gentlemen, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Goodhi, Thank everybody.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Turn that.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I'm that whole gag. I tell y'all. Almost didn't make
it here this morning.
Speaker 10 (32:08):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I had a night mare about two o'clock last night.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Scared me some man. I didn't get awake or sleep
the whole rest of the night. It's plumb awful.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
What was it? Well?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I dreamed I was old the beach out in Hawaii,
beautiful day sun shined, nice breeze blowing off the ocean,
and the world finals of the Miss Hawaiian Tropic Bikini
Contest was going on right there on the beach. Say
twenty four, beautiful baby Doss, where the tedious bikinis? You
ever saw it?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
You live? What's so awful about that?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
That's the third one from the end on the right
hand side. I was fuck, it's all salesman checks in
the hotels. These two women at the bar, they sitting
side by side. They dressed exactly a lot. Now, one
of thems kind of played it holy, but the other
one is the most beautiful girl he's ever seen. Guy
(33:00):
sits down next to a good looking and says, mayam,
let me buy you and your friend to dread. She says,
we're not friends, we're sisters. So guy hits it off
with the party what He's trying to figure out how
to get rid of her ugly sister. Finally, he says, sweetie,
I sure would like to invite you up to my room.
Tell you's sister. You'll catch up with her later. What
(33:20):
party says, I can't do that?
Speaker 3 (33:22):
He said, why, I.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Says, or where Siamese twins God looks now. Sure enough,
two gals are joined at the hill. Well, the ugly
sister leaves over, says, hey, it ain't no problem, I'll
go along with you. This happens to us all the time. Well,
guy's had a few. The other sisters so good looking
that well he agrees us. So the three of them
go upstairs. Guy says, well this is kind of awkward.
(33:47):
Ugly sister says no, no, let's have a seat on
the cows. Now, you pull that top sheet off the
bed and handed to me.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Do you like music?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Well, she pulls a harmonica out of her pocket book
and says, you too, have fun, put the sheet over
my head and played by harmony. About an hour later,
two girls get up head back home. Well it was
six months later. A sister is walking down a straight
in front of the same hotel day see the business
man walking out in the front door party says, look, Sidney,
(34:16):
there's that guy we met at the bar at night.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Let's CoA say hello. What other sister says, well, do you.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Think hen remember us? I tell that one is a
good I might tell the gid no, come on, let's
get out of here.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
We down we go. Girls just always dug.
Speaker 11 (34:43):
Me come over here and give me a the Morning.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
This Week show on the radio Rona to you Wednesday.
Let's talk about go back in eighteen hundreds. They were
a different sort back then. Check this out. We've talked
about this before. It just always amazes man. They didn't
have a pita back then. I don't think the way
they treated animals. Eighteen twenty seven, spectators paid fifty cents
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ahead to watch as a circus went over Niagara Falls.
So the circus was bankrupt, so the owners charged eight
thousand people to watch bears, tigers, buffaloes, monkeys, wagons, everything
go over the falls. That's crazy. One monkey abandoned ship
(36:18):
made it to shore. You know maybe they shot him. Yeah,
so seven bed. It was before cable so nearly fifty
years later, a similar stunt was performed when some entrepreneurs
and an old retired schooner over the falls.
Speaker 11 (36:39):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
To make things more interesting, they provided a free ride
for a buffalo, three bears, two fox, a raccoon, a dog,
a cat, and four geese. Yes, that is just something, man.
The Michigan was the ship. It was towed a quarter
mile from the first rapids and then cut loose so
when the ship reached the second rabbits, the mass broke
(37:02):
fell overboard. On the third rabbits, it was holed and
filled with water. It then turned broadside. Then it was
swung around by the current, causing it to go over
the falls stern first. So in the fall, the Michigan
was smashed to pieces. The event was a resounding success.
But what about the animals. Well, two of the bears
(37:22):
deserted the ship after the first rapids, and they were
shot as they swam to the Canadian shore. Because I
just reached Canada. The other animals were seen running up
and down the deck as the vessel went over the falls.
On the last count, only two geese survived the stone.
That's what I was wondering. Why don't they fly away?
Speaker 7 (37:41):
Four?
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Two thought of that had survived the stunt? Yet that crazy?
Speaker 6 (37:46):
Yes, I don't I know, but fifty cents knowless.
The biggest thing ever happened in Maybury, real big, big,
big big.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Well now now just simmer down, Barney, what is well?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Well, so far, all I know is it's something big.
Oh big. Ain't the word for it. It ain't the
word for you?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Sure are using it a lot now?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
What is well?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I just got it on the radio, tack for for? Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
What do you think about? Path? One word I can think.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Of big.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
The rooster, go Calorico.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
That's in France, in one of the Paris Paralympics that
we're doing. Yeah, oh, good morning everybody. Yeah, well we Wednesday,
all right, We getting on down the road here already,
hump in the day, all right, hey, all right, September year,
fourth to oh to fourth, the ferst time I've ever
(01:37):
seen that day too far. Ravid was right every time.
Turn around, Time to eat breakfast again as there was
national days we got here. See if anything gets you
all excited here national newspaper carrier day. You know, I
hardly ever talk about my very first job. Of course,
I tell you a lot about pumping gas when I
(01:58):
when I turned sixteen in Archdale checked the hole too clean?
You winshi if you was a good looking lady too.
But yeah, I actually had a newspaper route a morning
Greensboro Daily News that throw them in downtown Graham and
me and my buddy Joe Butler, Me and old Josie.
(02:22):
That's what I said. And my buddy Joe would do
that kept on four thirty in the morning before school.
That's when I figured, Wow, some way I could make
a career of getting out before everybody. Yeah, I got
that one. Ever, I thought it lasted a little while
(02:43):
on that. I know, me and old Josie. No, wait,
we had separate routes. We would would just ride the
bicycles up there, you know, and wrap them. We'd have
to have to get them, wrap them so you could
throw them from your bicycle.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Well that explains why my pizza was in the front
yard instead of on the porch. He must have just
rode by and slung it. Oh yeah, Butler's still delivered.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
All right, we'll meet Barney, the first newspaper carrier ever
in just just a few minutes. By the way, uh,
National spice Blend Day is Macadamia nuts Day in this
National Wildlife Day. All right, let's get some wildlife here
in midweek. Yeah, we got three days in this receaved up.
(03:28):
One will be about Barney the newspaper boys. So let's
hang on. We're awake. Big shows on a radio. Yod morning,
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dot Com. Listen up and win it right here. Talked
about Barney the world's first newspaper boy. Yeah, eighteen thirty three,
ten year old Barney Flottery, Florida Flarity is the guy
like his name on the golf Channel. He was hired
by the New York Sun, the paper that began publishing
(04:12):
just a few days earlier. An issue of the Sun
sold for one cent. In three years, the paper became
the largest in America, with a circulation of thirty thousand.
That's when Barney said I need one him electric box.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Ten year olds more mature back then, I.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Guess, So move up to nineteen eighty six, after just
getting his license back following a five year suspension, rocker
Greg Almand was arrested in Florida for you guessed it,
driving while it was just a little impair.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Run.
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And then finally twenty nineteen, Walmart said it will stop
selling handguns and some ammunition. All right, well there's a
category's one eight hundred Big shows you told free line
we play out birds next, Good morning. That's a big
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show on the radio running to you Wednesday. Today's featured
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Let's say hand away from man to Chat, Miss shut Shots,
Hey Wayne Good morning, good morning, Hello, Hello, welcome out, buddy.
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All right, man, you want him hard to pronounced Bergs
down in Mississippi. So it is man tatchy, man touchy exactly, thattchy.
All right, good work, Wayne. We're glad you're in here, buddy,
were pulling for you. Let's get you through the three categories,
all right in five seconds, start easy, three jobs as
a kid? Ready go, newspaper, lawn more, come on, come on,
(07:08):
come on, no, all going. And Wayne kind of fizzled
out with the kid's job. Did you have three as
a kid? Obviously not you did, but you couldn't remember him.
I couldn't remember it. All right, Well Wayne, you hang on, Ben,
we're gonna we're gonna get you a good consolation prize.
(07:30):
We ain't gonna send you to meet the day with
a big al all all ale, hangover, Jackie, Wayne, Okay,
Jackie's over there helping Wayne remember the three jobs he
had as a kid. So we're so we're doing okay,
(07:52):
all right, We're gonna catch up on your news right now.
As he was having to JD.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Bang the school time.
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Take riding.
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Good morning, it's a big Shaw on the radio. Man
Summer ain't over yet. At these eighteen more days, we
are back to school. He was cooking at JD's.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
How many friends. Well, it's finally that time of year
once again, when them young's run back off to school,
and y'all know what that means. It's time to get
a night job and spend all day long. Written skin
flicks off in a digital cable box. Now the ten
little snotlaquers are going to be out and you turn
for a while. It's time to run on down to
JD's twenty four air drive through Punt and Gun Auto
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I heard that.
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Good lord, Now now that Tim youngins are out of
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Bags feature in the faces of some of the hottest
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From the Food City and then some fellers Gop got
red up and took a big steaming.
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So why he's a waiting for a turn.
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Off at TV and gets you Hideing on down to
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Speaker 3 (11:23):
Good Wednesday morning, September the fourth, we got the big
show on the radio. Well, our oldest listeners stopped in
to see us today, and it's always a pleasure. Pull
up a chair, nervel tea wheeler.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Much obliged, John Boy.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Hey everybody, Jackie told me you had a little adventure recently.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Oh lord, that's supposed to be between us Jackie. Well,
now we gotta hear about it all right now.
Speaker 13 (11:48):
You know, I tried to do most of my errands
during the week here and try not to do no
mosey in on the weekends. I kind of stick to
the homestead right Well, it's Feller near downtown here.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
I wanted to take some picture of my truck. You know, I'm.
Speaker 13 (12:02):
Pretty proud of that old thing, so I reckon, sinse
he is gonna pay me a hundred dollars, I'd go
on and make an exception.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Is a good looking old pick up.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, thank you kindly.
Speaker 13 (12:11):
So I'm driving around up ever in town and the
city and it's awful dang crowded. I'm trying to figure
out which you way to go, and this old boy
and a rainbow tank top bear waves me into traffic
and then I was stuck. We moved at a at
a snails pace.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Well that's uptown traffic for your ten.
Speaker 13 (12:31):
Four ten four, and I as I'm a driving along
on both sides of the street, days of cheering and
giving me a thumbs up, and I thought, man, this
old truck, he really is something, ain't it.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
But some of the women was even blowing kisses at me.
Speaker 13 (12:45):
The ladies love you well now now now, now hold on, now, now,
hold on.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
That's what I noticed.
Speaker 13 (12:50):
That some of them ladies had a pretty thick five
o'clock shatter and a couple of my beards. And I'm wondering,
what the sam hill is going on up here, looking
all over for a rod's certain, because I thought for
sure I was in the dad gun twilight zone. So
I pulled off first chance the guy that stopped trying
to figure out what.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Was going on.
Speaker 13 (13:09):
And it was one of them drive up places, you
know where they come out to your.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Car and take your order.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah no to play?
Speaker 13 (13:16):
Yeah, well, I said, a few minutes later, the waitress
comes up and says, are you LGBTQ.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And I says no, I'm blt with a chocolate sheep.
Speaker 13 (13:28):
She says, well, if in your LGBTQ you get twenty
five percent off today. I says, honey, I ain't never
tried it. But if and it'll save me a book,
I'll give her a world. You dad right on the
part of my language, ladies. I had to turn down
a passel of fellers that overheared me. They's all saying, Hey,
we see you on TV used in the parade. I said,
(13:48):
what parade are you talking about? And they said, the
gay Pride parade.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Let them put you off your food.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
You got that right.
Speaker 13 (13:54):
I was afraid to drink that milkshake, so I took off,
get out of there, and turned right when I should
turn left, and wound up right back in the dad
gun pray.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
So what you do about three mile an hour? I
thought it never end.
Speaker 13 (14:08):
I was so flustered I didn't even go see that
picture taking felling.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
So, well, well look at it this way, nerve. You
made a bunch of new friends. Oh hell, now, don't
you start on me.
Speaker 13 (14:16):
My neighbors seated on the TV by the time I
got home, Hey painted my mailbox paint and put a
blonde wig in a Brazil on my mule.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Well not half bad, truth be told.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
It was a consolation prize. Feel free to rummage the
snack clothes.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Wait, head, you that's why I brought my satchel.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
He's a that's a lovely purse.
Speaker 13 (14:34):
I'm gone now I'm getting out of here. Keep you
saddle oiled and your gun. Grease and holler if and
you need me.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Oh grease, You minded to change up your exit line
you already need. Don't walk out.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Oh hell, everybody's a joker around here.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Hi, this is Dolly Parton, and you're listening to the
two biggest booms in morning radio mine John Boy and
Billy on.
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The Beach Show.
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Yeah, but Ta Tama News. Here's our girl, Marci tator More.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
I appreciate that aid, short, short work week for everybody.
So let's just look at the box office from the weekend.
Shall we dead pull number one again on the Labor
Day weekend? Alien Romulus still in second place. Can't hedge
them out again, so they're stuck at second. It ends
(17:25):
with us is still there at third place. So his
wife's movie, meaning Ryan Reynolds's wife is still at third place.
Reagan debuted in fourth place.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
In fourth okay, did.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Not do very you know, did not make a lot
of money, but they came in fourth, and Twisters moved
up from sixth to fifth place. Over this holiday weekend,
so everybody going to the movies. It was hot enough. Hey,
So Taylor Swift and Travis they are still an item.
I didn't know if you guys, well, I was.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Hoping they wouldn't break up right before the season.
Speaker 12 (17:59):
You.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I got a dollar riding on the Chiefs to make fourteen.
Speaker 7 (18:04):
They play this week. Uh and Patrick Mahomes praised Taylor
Swift's interest in the sport, quoting she asks a lot
of great questions. She started drawing up plays, and I
put one of them in a game.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yeah, I've heard that I.
Speaker 7 (18:23):
Can do anything. In two weeks, Oprah Winfrey will help
viewers better understand artificial intelligence and how AI will shape
the twenty first century. Who better to explain it to
us than Oprah. ABC has scheduled Oprah's primetime special Primetime
titled AI and the Future of Us. It's scheduled for
September twelfth.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I wish it would end with us.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
So the Swifties have been out. They've been streaming the
season premiere of Travis and Jason Kelsey's New Heights podcast.
That's a very popular podcast even before he started. Dayton
Dayton Taylor Adam Sandler was their special guest, and the
Swifties were convinced that he was hanging out with Taylor
or in Taylor's place because they heard the cats meowing
(19:11):
in the background.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Oh so, what's with the cats.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
She's a cat lady. Yeah, like two or three cats. Yeah, okay,
they travel well. I give her that. They're very cute
and yeah, they heard it during the during the podcast.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
And she got one of their little pocket book dogs
like Pats Hilton cat lady man cats.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
What's cats in the backpack with a big old they
got a big old window. It's awesome. Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Anything anybody can.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
Get one of those. I had a cat, I'd get
one walking around with it. Do you know who Nicky
Glasser is? Okay, comedian Nicky Glasser. She made an impression
at the Tom Brady Roast. She she nailed it at
their roast, and she leveraged herself into her next gig.
She will be hosting the twenty twenty five Golden Globes.
Oh I don't care. Well, it's a ward season coming up.
(19:59):
You know, he's at the eighty years, So look for her,
she joked quote, my globes will be Golden magazine. That's
her humor working for Steve Harvey has authorized a biopic
called seventy two. The film, currently entering into production, will
focus on the seventy two hours before Steve Harvey's breakthrough
(20:19):
comedy performance in nineteen ninety three at the Apollo Theater.
And that's according to Deadline magazine. So how about that
and my last story, because I know all of you
guys have been waiting for it. Victoria's Secret has resurrected
the annual fashion show. This year's event is scheduled for
mid October in NYC, and it features angels Gigi Hadid
are headed and the return of fifty year old Tyra Banks.
Speaker 9 (20:44):
Well look for that.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
Walking walking down the runway.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
All right, yeah, put some wings and stuff on them.
Speaker 7 (20:49):
Yeah, like you're looking at the wings extras, like anybody's
looking at the wings.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
All right, Well, thank you for that report. Let's get
us a winner. Let's play age on boy. Jeopardy review
yesterday's question. We found out the Czech Republic's historic Cheskey
Crumblov Castle is unique in that it is surrounded by
a moat field, not with water, but with these ferocious
animals bear bears, boat full of bears. All right, Today's
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John Moy Jeopardy. Despite being botanically classified as a fruit,
in eighteen ninety three, the US Supreme Court handed down
a unanimous decision that legally reclassified this fruit as a vegetable.
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No what you all got one eight hundred Big show
you told freeline across America. We played John boyd Jepardy. Next,
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Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Rolle
it to you. Wednesday, Home Day, September the fourth Today's
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Shot him on the speedway here right now, let's play
ys live across America.
Speaker 8 (22:39):
It's John Boy Jempany, Yeah, and now your host. He
learned a lot about fruits and vegetables in ninth grade math.
Speaker 9 (22:48):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Well, if you.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Divide a pumpkin circumference by its diameter, you get pumpkin pie.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Here's jump the little recipe encoded in that as well.
Let's say hey to Latasha from Lynchburg, Virginia. Good morning, Latasha,
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
John Boyd, Billy tatoo.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
With Natasha, you got first shot at John Boydjeopardy this morning.
So let's review that question. So, despite being botanically classified
as a fruit, in eighteen ninety three, the US Supreme
Court handed down a unanimous decision that legally reclassified this
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fruit as a vegetable. What do you think I'm gonna
go with? The all time favorite?
Speaker 6 (23:38):
A tomato?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
You say, tomato? Yeah, baby? And you know, didn't we
learn that like somebody called everybody and they ate a
tomato and the steps of a courthouse somewhere we have heard.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
That, and it turns out it was not true. It
never happened. It never happened.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
I was writing a historical book, made up the story
about they thought tomatoes were poison and he ate one
on the about that because the deer ate, oh my
tomatoes this year. I said, maybe I wouldn't pole looking
at that back then before some idiot they want to
know it was poisons. Well anyway, so.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
One other theory that it was because of the pewter plates,
the acid in the tomato reacted and we leaked the
lead out and people don't but that's not true either.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Okay, well don't Natasha, you hang on that baby.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Jackie will hook you up with a big old mountain.
Speaker 11 (24:45):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Oh yeah, go ahead, all right, I want to get
a shout out to my fun shwe Dray love.
Speaker 11 (24:53):
You, Finn Share everybody out there.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
I just thank you, all right, Mama went on the
big show. All right, let's you out catch you up
on your news called upon all the tomato news, so
we can do that.
Speaker 14 (25:12):
We have our time capsule right on the other side.
Speaker 9 (25:25):
Can This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
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Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
Junior Nation Man presents you at another entry in our
pandemic hit Parade. If they don't come up with a
vaccine pretty soon, we're gonna have a whole album. Shoot
might have a box set this and goes out to
a friend of ours having a hard time right now,
we'll just call her Karen, there is nothing that is
wrong and asking you to wear a mask at cost
(26:23):
coal a brand new virus going round. So cam your
crazy as some down and work with me. Are they'll
make us leave. Colm down Karen and put your face
mask on. It's the very smallest thing.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
We can all do.
Speaker 10 (26:45):
Come down, Karen, or they'll send us both back home.
I've been trying all day long just to shop with you.
But wait, there's more. My hands are freshly say ties.
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Please don't touch your nose and eyes and mouth. We're
here and we got stuff to buy. That is all
that matters. We need groceries, So baby.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Please.
Speaker 10 (27:22):
Calm down, Karen and put your face mask on. It's
the very smallest thing.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
We can all.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Calm down, Karen.
Speaker 10 (27:34):
They'll show us both the door. I've been trying mighty
hard just.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
To shop with you.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
Now.
Speaker 10 (27:43):
The craziest thing about this pandemic is it's turned normal
women into these which call Karen's women held it together
fine to learning how to make zoom calls and how
to get groceries that are going in the store distance,
learning their youngins. But if a guy at the rising
store tries to hand them a face mask, they turn
(28:03):
into the Tasmanian Devil headlining at oz Fast. It's the
scariest thing I've ever seen. And I accidentally saw Terry
Hanson naked one time. But that, as they say, is
a story for another day. I long to see that
(28:23):
paper mask covering your face so easily. So leave the
greater guy alone. We'll get our craft been headed back
home so speedily. If you work with me, Colm down,
Karen and put your face mask on. It's the very
(28:46):
smallest thing we can all do. Come down, Karen. You
still can breathe just fine. I've been trying no day
long to shut with you. Come down, Karen, put your
face mask on. It's the very smallest thing.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
We can alder.
Speaker 10 (29:10):
Come down, Karen. We'll be back home real soon. I've
been trying no day long just to shop with you.
By the way, if your name really is Karen, we
apologize for that getting hung on you this year. But
things are tough all over. I tell you to calm down,
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but I know y'all hate that too.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
Jud Boy and Billy Man, you are right.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I tell you what I tell you.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
I'm make you so much. Good morning radio, dumb right,
(30:13):
good morning, and it's a big shawing the radio twenty
minutes away from sports with a packed man. We are
all in college football season, but right now bringing the
boys jo that John Boy Morning, Black.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
Randy Tata, Salad, Crazy Pollock Man, Steve O behind the glass,
Robertye reveofoo hey Jackie, how you doing that? Boo boo boo.
Pleased to be with y'all this morning here on the
large broadcast, Mississin said, I wanted to tell me to
you girls. The Blessed Hope Ladies Bible Study getting ready
to start up again next week. She came to the
(30:51):
other day, said they want to change the time from
Tuesday morning to Tuesday evening. Said a lot of women
at the church say they're too busy during the day,
but if we could do it in the evening that
the husbands get home to watch kids, that work better
for them. I said, well, I don't know what time
you talking about doing it. She said seven to nine pm.
I said, whoa, I ain't too sure about that. You know,
it's a lot of strange people running around here at night.
(31:13):
She said, Ernie, calm down. I know how to take
care of myself. I said, all right, let me ask
you this, say you coming out of the church one
night at nine o'clock and there's some more crazy fool
out there in the pocket lot with evil intentions. What
would you do? She said, Well, first thing I'd do
is reach down to pull my skirt up and show
him my legs. I said what he said, yeah, and
(31:36):
then I'd stand there till he made his move. I said, woman,
where are you gonna do that for? She said, cause
I figured I could run a whole lot faster with
my skirt pulled up. And he came with his bitches
around his eyes. Mom's gone short, Ladies, bibles, tell HI
would be next Tuesday seven to nine pm. We'll see
there come now a crazy food that I just met
(31:58):
up with out in the big show parking Lord, Ladies
and gentlemen, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Goodhi, Thank everybody.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Turn that.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I'm that whole gag. I tell y'all. Almost didn't make
it here this morning.
Speaker 10 (32:08):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I had a night mare about two o'clock last night.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Scared me some man. I didn't get awake or sleep
the whole rest of the night. It's plumb awful.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
What was it? Well?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I dreamed I was old the beach out in Hawaii,
beautiful day sun shined, nice breeze blowing off the ocean,
and the world finals of the Miss Hawaiian Tropic Bikini
Contest was going on right there on the beach. Say
twenty four, beautiful baby Doss, where the tedious bikinis? You
ever saw it?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
You live? What's so awful about that?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
That's the third one from the end on the right
hand side. I was fuck, it's all salesman checks in
the hotels. These two women at the bar, they sitting
side by side. They dressed exactly a lot. Now, one
of thems kind of played it holy, but the other
one is the most beautiful girl he's ever seen. Guy
(33:00):
sits down next to a good looking and says, mayam,
let me buy you and your friend to dread. She says,
we're not friends, we're sisters. So guy hits it off
with the party what He's trying to figure out how
to get rid of her ugly sister. Finally, he says, sweetie,
I sure would like to invite you up to my room.
Tell you's sister. You'll catch up with her later. What
(33:20):
party says, I can't do that?
Speaker 3 (33:22):
He said, why, I.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Says, or where Siamese twins God looks now. Sure enough,
two gals are joined at the hill. Well, the ugly
sister leaves over, says, hey, it ain't no problem, I'll
go along with you. This happens to us all the time. Well,
guy's had a few. The other sisters so good looking
that well he agrees us. So the three of them
go upstairs. Guy says, well this is kind of awkward.
(33:47):
Ugly sister says no, no, let's have a seat on
the cows. Now, you pull that top sheet off the
bed and handed to me.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Do you like music?
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Well, she pulls a harmonica out of her pocket book
and says, you too, have fun, put the sheet over
my head and played by harmony. About an hour later,
two girls get up head back home. Well it was
six months later. A sister is walking down a straight
in front of the same hotel day see the business
man walking out in the front door party says, look, Sidney,
(34:16):
there's that guy we met at the bar at night.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Let's CoA say hello. What other sister says, well, do you.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Think hen remember us? I tell that one is a
good I might tell the gid no, come on, let's
get out of here.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
We down we go. Girls just always dug.
Speaker 11 (34:43):
Me come over here and give me a the Morning.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
This Week show on the radio Rona to you Wednesday.
Let's talk about go back in eighteen hundreds. They were
a different sort back then. Check this out. We've talked
about this before. It just always amazes man. They didn't
have a pita back then. I don't think the way
they treated animals. Eighteen twenty seven, spectators paid fifty cents
(35:53):
ahead to watch as a circus went over Niagara Falls.
So the circus was bankrupt, so the owners charged eight
thousand people to watch bears, tigers, buffaloes, monkeys, wagons, everything
go over the falls. That's crazy. One monkey abandoned ship
(36:18):
made it to shore. You know maybe they shot him. Yeah,
so seven bed. It was before cable so nearly fifty
years later, a similar stunt was performed when some entrepreneurs
and an old retired schooner over the falls.
Speaker 11 (36:39):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
To make things more interesting, they provided a free ride
for a buffalo, three bears, two fox, a raccoon, a dog,
a cat, and four geese. Yes, that is just something, man.
The Michigan was the ship. It was towed a quarter
mile from the first rapids and then cut loose so
when the ship reached the second rabbits, the mass broke
(37:02):
fell overboard. On the third rabbits, it was holed and
filled with water. It then turned broadside. Then it was
swung around by the current, causing it to go over
the falls stern first. So in the fall, the Michigan
was smashed to pieces. The event was a resounding success.
But what about the animals. Well, two of the bears
(37:22):
deserted the ship after the first rapids, and they were
shot as they swam to the Canadian shore. Because I
just reached Canada. The other animals were seen running up
and down the deck as the vessel went over the falls.
On the last count, only two geese survived the stone.
That's what I was wondering. Why don't they fly away?
Speaker 7 (37:41):
Four?
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Two thought of that had survived the stunt? Yet that crazy?
Speaker 6 (37:46):
Yes, I don't I know, but fifty cents knowless.
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