October 2, 2024 • 41 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater rolls in a with new edition of Tatertainment News and What to Watch.. - Tank Hogarth has an American Minute commentary on the current state of beer.. - Mark Packer recaps the week in college football.. - Murray honors comedy legends, Abbott and Costello.. - and we’ll finish up with a visit from Reverend Sincere and Goober..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio. Hangout all right,
listen to you mag It's time to button your yap.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's enormous. Hey, he's adorable.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Got a doodle dooo houpping at him this Wednesday, October
the second, and you got the Big Show already, you
hear anybody? Oh hey, hey, I know, oh so uh man.
Everybody's recovering from a Hurricane Lena, especially the North Carolina Mountains. Man,
(01:16):
it's just like a couple hours from us down here.
We're in Charlotte, North Carolina. Yeah, man, that was just
so unbelievable. Places are wiped out, places no longer exist.
It's just terrible what what our neighbors are going through with,
you know. And the Samaritan's Purse is always first on
the scene of Franklin Graham. Of course we're involved with
(01:39):
them vi oporation Christmas Shawn, just to see them. They're
from the mountains of North Carolina and uh, they're still
right there where they live, but they are, you know,
doing it. We always say, make donations to Samaritan's Purse.
When there's something happening here around the world, they get
right to it. But I mean the Asheville, North Carolina,
(02:00):
it's just like decimated Chimney Rock. Just look in the
town of some pictures going around to just one day
and then twenty four hours later everything is gone.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Some of the hardest the hardest part about all this
is that all the ways in and out are washed out,
so people are stranded in the western North Carolina and
can't get out, and people can't get in to help.
So there's a lot of air drops and things going on.
So if you see in your area donations being collected
to help with that, so there could be materials brought
(02:32):
in and dropped for those folks that are stranded up there,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And you know Samarita's Purson is Black Mountain, North Carolina,
that's just down the mountain from Asheville, and Old Fort
got heavily hit just around there. So it's just so wild.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
It's just so weird to hear about hurricane damage in
the mountains of North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's just so rare, it is, that's crazy. So if
you can they say still right now. Don't ride to
get to the mountains. Don't go to the western part
of North Carolina. You talk me about I forty forty
like East Mauna, they said, it's just washed off the mountain.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
It's gone.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, it's just all sorts.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
And yeah, and the homes that are still standing are
badly flooded, and so things items that they're accepting for
air drops because they have to think about weight issues
and things where you know, the powdered sport drinks, baby wipes,
diapers for children and adults, baby formula, bug spray, sunscreen,
plastic utensils, manual can openers, trash bags, non perishable food,
(03:35):
cleaning supplies, even toothbrushes, toothpaste, pet food, dog and cat
food for the pets, hand sanitizers, even socks and heavy
work gloves. Just things like that that are scarce right now.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
And when it can get some planes, some helicopters. You know,
I'm thinking about jars at Jungle Aviation so close to
us stay where we live out there, close to Wax,
North Carolina. That would be their jungle flights. That would
probably be good.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I know, I know they've been calling out, you know,
to all pilots and people with uh with aircraft.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
So look for those look for those needs out there.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
American Red Cross and Samaritan's Purse.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Samaritans pers at the top of their their homepage samaritansperson
dot org. Really easy to find her Google. They have
it right there where you can give cash donation because
cash buys the things they need where they need them.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
All right, all right, all right, good deal, Okay, we'll prayer.
Please keep behind your prayers.
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Jzy here right.
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Three days in history where we'll get our categories.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Let's look at him.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It was nineteen ninety four, at the age of forty two.
Aw singer John Mellencamp confirmed he had severed a mild
heart attack. He smoke four packs of cigarettes a day.
His cholesterol level was a dangerous three hundred.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Okay, lacking time bomb? Yeah doing? Okay, now move up
to oh one.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Some fifteen South African robbers ambushed a security van and
escaped with one of three cash boxes, the one that
was empty. Alas found the box open near a pretorio
with an assortment of picks, hammers, and crow bars.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Nearby some angry thieves.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
There at a thirty three and a third percent ship
All right, move up to seven pop. Singer Britney spears
she's ordered to give her children to her ex husband,
Kevin Feterline, after a judge ordered her to submit to
alcohol and drug testing and give up her joint custody privileges.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
When Kevin Fetterline is the better.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh right, well there you go. There are three categories.
One eight hundred big shows you told free line across America.
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a big show on the radio.
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Humming to your home day.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
We got a feature track for the Big Show, Big Boxers.
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This should be a lot of fun.
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Let's say, hey up Maryland from Stocking.
Speaker 9 (08:15):
Mamma shots oy, hey Maryland. All right, I.
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Thought I heard a lot going on on that line
a party, Maryland. We're glad you got in here, babe.
Let's see if we can get you through these three categories.
Get that prize back down Stocking to you.
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All right, let's go in five seconds. Three things to
do for a healthy heart. Ready, go work out, eat right,
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Man.
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Now give us three give us three places that are
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Speaker 10 (09:19):
Leave it, store a home, right.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Maryland, look at you chuckling your way to the prize pack.
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Give us, Give us one more.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Three jobs, three jobs that random drug test?
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Ready, go.
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Alert A teacher, a law enforcement a person, policeman.
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Get one.
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You got, Maryland. You are the latest winner on the
big show.
Speaker 10 (09:58):
All right. You know, I just love of all y'all.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I'll listen to y'all every day, even on's a Saturday,
and I love all of y'all.
Speaker 10 (10:06):
I love all of y'all.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
He and look, I said my first I'm the first
time caller, My first time caller.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Well, here we go, yeah, wind a man an hour
tab of your news. It was about twenty minutes away.
The call to Murray is up working on our career.
Speaker 12 (10:38):
This morning, good Wednesday morning.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
There's a biggeon a radio. October the second. It was
this day. In nineteen seventy seven, the bodies of Elvis
Preslyn his mother Gladys were moved from the public cemetery
to Graceland after an unsuccessful attempt to body snatch the
king's coffin.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Well man, old man, Oh.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Man, Elvis is something still, is you hear it?
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Hit it?
Speaker 13 (11:45):
When I look out into your eyes out there, when
I look out into your faces, you know what I see.
I see a little bit of Elvis and each and
every one of you out there.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 11 (11:53):
When everybody Elvis is still the jeans man, old man,
what else to the scene except the time you hear me?
Speaker 14 (12:12):
Oh, Elvis is everywhere, man, He's in everything.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
He's everybody.
Speaker 11 (12:22):
Elvis is in your jeans, He's in your cheese burgers.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Elvis is in nutty buddies. Elvis is in your mom
He's in everybody.
Speaker 13 (12:33):
He's in young Bold, the fat and the skinner, and
the white and black, the brown.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
And the blue.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
People got Elvis in them too. Elvis is in everybody
out there.
Speaker 11 (12:44):
Everybody's got Elvis in them.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Everybody except one person, that is.
Speaker 11 (12:49):
Yeah, one person, the evil opposite.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Of Elvis, the anti Elvis, Auntie.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Elvis got no Elvison. I'm let me tell you, Michael J.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Fox has no Elvis in it.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, and Elvis si John Rivers.
Speaker 15 (13:05):
But he's trying to get out, man, He's trying to
get out.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Messing up for Jony.
Speaker 11 (13:11):
Madam ever see anywhere ever seeing they never see his
everybody ever see its steal the gem and old man,
I want you to see if ever a big east Man.
There's a lot of unexplained phenomenon out there in the world,
(13:32):
a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
People say, what the heck's going on? Let me tell y'all.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Who built the fear of this?
Speaker 15 (13:38):
Elves?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Who built Stooneh's elves?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (13:42):
Man, you see guys walking down the street pushing shopping
carts and they think they're talking to Allah.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
They're talking to themselves.
Speaker 11 (13:48):
Man, know they're talking to Elvis, els Elvis. You know
what's going on that permuter triangle down in the Bermuda Triangle.
Speaker 15 (14:00):
Us Elvis, els e el folks Ah, the sailine, Elvis Captain, Elvis,
Commodore Elvis. It is yeah, man.
Speaker 11 (14:11):
You know people from outer space, people from outer space,
they come up to me. They don't look like doctor Spock,
they don't look like Klingons.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
All that star trek Jib looks like Elvis.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Elvis.
Speaker 15 (14:22):
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Because Elvis is a perfect being. We're all moving to
perfect peace and harmony. Towards elvisness. Soon all will become Elvis.
Speaker 11 (14:32):
Everything everywhere will be Elvis.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
What do you think they call it evolution? Anyway, it's really.
Speaker 14 (14:38):
Elvis solution el that's Lucia.
Speaker 11 (14:43):
Elvis is everywhere Elvis.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
El Elvis is still the game on me.
Speaker 15 (14:58):
Everywhere you meant Elvis.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
I was like, you man, good morning.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
That's a big show on the radio. It won't get
connected over Red Hot.
Speaker 15 (15:50):
Hello I Incorporated?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Hello is this mister Pesto? We'll take that as a year.
So how's it going? We'll take that as can't complain? Okay,
Listen's murray in. We'll take that as yes he is.
Oh please, I'll paging for you.
Speaker 10 (16:13):
Mary Jim Love You mean it had big news. Our
sister division, Red Hot Marketing and Public Relations, just signed
a major new client. We'll be doing promotional concepts for
a recently formed and very well funded political action committee.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Wow, who is it?
Speaker 10 (16:37):
Latinos for Trump?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
WHOA what? It sounds like a tough gig.
Speaker 10 (16:42):
We think of it as a challenging opportunity with a
huge outside.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Well how do you market Donald Trump to Latinos? You
know they're not real crazy about him?
Speaker 10 (16:51):
Hey, Marketing to angry and highly resistant audiences is my specialty.
I've been pushing Jimbo and Bobby for the last thirty years.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
So what's you play?
Speaker 10 (17:03):
Well, the first thing we need is a catchy campaign slogan,
and I think we found one.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Check it out.
Speaker 10 (17:10):
Hello, grande bucca, grande gronde suenos.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
So what does that mean in English?
Speaker 10 (17:16):
Big mouth, big hair, big dreams. Then we followed that
up with slogan number two, Toto s mayhor, corn el, grind.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Craqueille, which means.
Speaker 10 (17:28):
Everything's better with the big cracker. Are you kidding? We're
talking about Donald Trump. He's successful, he's confident, he has
direct access to every contestant in the Miss Universe project.
What man wouldn't want that?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah? But what about Latino women?
Speaker 10 (17:46):
Jimbo, Donald Trump has two things every woman in the
world wants and a husband nine billion dollars and a
serious cholesterol product, which inspired our pitch to the Latina
voter goes like this mucho de nio, morboso, moury, caliente, rich, unhealthy,
(18:07):
very hot.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Latino's gonna vote for Donald Trump?
Speaker 10 (18:12):
Well, of course not, but that's the beauty of it.
When it doesn't work, we just say we need some
more cash to turn up the heat.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, so you're using his own ego against him to
make yourself rich.
Speaker 10 (18:25):
Hello, have you met me?
Speaker 5 (18:27):
This is what I do.
Speaker 10 (18:29):
Absolutely no downside here, Jimbo. I mean, if it works,
we're rich, and if it blows up, we can just say, Hey,
it was latinos for Trump. How good could it be?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, it sounds like you're in for uphill battle now.
Speaker 10 (18:40):
Now. Not to worry, babe, I'm still gonna give your
career the same loving attention I always do, and.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I supposed to make us feel better.
Speaker 10 (18:48):
Oh, Jimbo, please, you're my oldest clients. I would never
put you guys on the back burner because nothing is
more important to me than the success of Oh hold
on baby, big name of your life. Tell Bill Cosby
I'll call him right back. Yeah, the NBC meeting went great.
Speaker 9 (19:06):
We're in.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
You got NBC to hire Bill Cosby again.
Speaker 10 (19:10):
Yes, it's a starring role too. Dateline NBC is doing
four new episodes of To Catch a Predator. Just who's
playing the predator?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
You done it again?
Speaker 10 (19:21):
I'm the Jordan's Steeth of unbookable celebrities, which Jasby, Let's
do the lunch thing later. Have you on a machine
called my machine? That's Billy too and Jimbo call me.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Good morning and rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the Pride
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Big Show? Where's my big bang? Who can't be topical?
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Good morning, It's a big.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Alright you Alabama fans. Oh, you're celebrating. Talk to Mark Packer.
I'm in All Thames College football a little later this
morning and only looks just a little over an hour. Man,
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Speaker 3 (23:06):
Hello, folks, there's sad news in Hollywood, and always seems
to happen in threes. Passing of some celebrities that we've
seen on the big screen for a long time, starting
with Maggie Smith, Oscar winning and Emmy winning actress, best
known for her roles in the Harry Potter franchise and
Downton Abbey. She passed away at the age of eighty nine.
(23:27):
He might have known her more recently, like I said,
from the Harry Potter movies. She played Professor McGonagall and
she played Violet Crawley, Dowager, Countess of Grantham on Dalton Abbey.
It's an awful but that's how they do it down
there on Dalton Abbey. So she passed away eighty nine,
leaves two sons and five grandchildren. Chris Christopherson passed away.
(23:50):
Christofferson passed away in Hawaii at the age of eighty eight.
He passed away this weekend at his home in Maui.
He was born in Brownsville, Texas. He was a renowned
songwriter whose work includes Sunday Morning, Coming Down Me and
Bobby McGhee for the Good Times and Helped Me Make
It through the Night. He was nominated for fourteen Grammys
for his songwriting and recordings, and he won four of those.
(24:14):
He appeared in over ninety movies. Won a Golden Globe
for his work in A Star Is Born, where he
starred alongside Barbara Streisan. He won alone Academy Award nomination
for his score in the nineteen eighty four movie Songwriter,
in which he co starred with Willie Nelson. He was
a member, along with Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, and Waylon
(24:35):
Jennings the country supergroup The Highwaymen, and he was inducted
into the Country Music.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
Hall of Fame in two thousand and four.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Wow, Chris Christofferson, I think you will remember this actor
John Ashton. He's best known for playing John Taggart in
the Beverly Hills cop movies. He passed away peacefully at
home as well. So so long to all of them.
They did great work. They will be missed and thoughts
out to their families. And my last story for me
(25:03):
right now is Hoteau. You know copy hote A copy. Yeah,
we have to say goodbye to her as well. She
has left the Today Show. I don't know if you
knew about that, if you were a Today's Show fan?
Speaker 6 (25:13):
Anyone, anyone?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah? Right, she had retired.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Yeah, well, moving on.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
That's the way she put it.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
So is the word is yes? Did I just lead
you on that?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
A bunch of yeah, well I just punk News is
reporting that she had been negotiating a new contract with
and the NBC demanded that she take a pay cut,
and she said no, Yeah, they wanted to cut her
twenty million salary and oh no that an executive told told, well,
I mean, if you've been getting it, you want to
continue to get it. The executive told Puck News that
(25:48):
this is the age of the great resetting of TV
news contracts. Everyone is getting their pay cut or their
jobs eliminated. More so because a decade ago, the Today's
Show drew in four point seven million viewers, and these
days the morning show is lucky to have an audience
of two point five mill.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Like the Man said, because y'all you about it late night.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I told you when that was on his last leg.
Now they even cutting out Friday shows.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
We don't need.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
Just find something in.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
H you'll get Elizabeth Warren will be headlining the show again.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It'll just be so great, y'all idiots. I'm glad. I'm glad.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Good all right.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I told y'all got Fell was gonna be the number
one show.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I ain't gonna let your beginning to do well.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
I'm glad to leave you on a high note.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I know, yeah, I had to search for it over there.
Good work, irretaining. Well, let's get us a winner. Let's
play John Boy Jeopardy. Jump right in here and review
yesterday's question. I don't want to, We're going to It's
gonna be fun, come on, all right, all right, So
it was starting in one the official Monopoly mascot rich
(27:02):
Uncle Pennybags changed his name to mister Monopoly, and he
also gave up this his cigar.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh, I told you.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Guess his virginity cigar is what he did.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Alright.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Then today is John More Jeopardy, though less intimidating. Now,
there was once a massive version of this flightless bird
that stood nearly seven feet tall?
Speaker 6 (27:29):
What is roadrunner except.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
His long legs with weep weep?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
What y'all got one? Eight hundred big show you told
free line. We played John More Jeopardy Next Good Wednesday
(28:10):
morning in October the second into your home today with
today's future dragman to make show big box, the revenue
good with a bachelor with two brains, sergerghee word's brains,
don't get ahead of them. Brought you I bank, Will
Mary Robill four hundred and Sunday, October thirteenth, is shot
a motor speedway there right now, that's black yell slive
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across America.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
It's John Boyd Jeopardy and now your host.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
He once lost his boarding pass on a trip to Daytona,
so he knows what it's like to be nearly seven
feet tall and flightless.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
He's John Boyd. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
As they headed death Try out of Mount High, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Good morning, death Tree.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Good morning, how you man?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
We're all good. Glad you got in here. Monsters me too,
me too, All right, first shot, my dety, you got
first shot. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Let me review the question here though less intimidating. Now,
there was once a massive version of this flightless bird
that stood nearly seven feet tall.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
What you think, Destrie, I'm thinking of penguin. Well, let's see.
Is it a penguin?
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Yes, it is. Well I'm talking about gobble exactly.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Lyoso So fossils remains of the six foot eight inch
Colossus penguin. We're first discovered in an article that lived
approximately thirty seven million years ago.
Speaker 10 (29:54):
It looked like a.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Tall, tuxedo wearing bird. Y we're familiar with it.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Death Street.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Look at you, buddy.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
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John Milly go Maxie. Say I hear y'all got these
boys on the show. What was that lace? Rob Becker
got that roadway show? Yeah? Me and being cavemen.
Speaker 14 (31:30):
All I had everybody making the whole whole professions out
of the difference between men and women, all them stupid
books and lectures comedians. I guess it can be fun,
but I tell you, Rob, I listen to you now.
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I'm kind of with you on that caveman deal.
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Because if my whole life consists of how that I
can better get along with my wife, take.
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A club and beat me with it. Now, I'm gonna
break it down for you, women and me, and this
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I got twenty five things women that we men want
you to know. Learn these just twenty five things, and
you'll understand us.
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Everything will be all right.
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We live happily ever after, okay, right. Number one, learn
to work the toilet seat. If it's up, don't come
tell us about it. Put hit down yourself.
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Number two.
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Don't cut your hair ever. Number three, don't make us
guess we hate that. Number four.
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If you ask a question you.
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Don't want an answer to expect an answer you don't
want to hear.
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Number five.
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Sometimes we're not thinking about you. You must learn to
live with. Number six. We're never thinking about.
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Quote the relationships. Number seven. Get rid of your cat. No,
it's not different, it's.
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Just like every other cat.
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Number eight.
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Dogs are better than any cats. Period Number nine. Sunday
equal sports.
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Number ten.
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Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time. Number eleven.
Anything you wear is fine really. Number twelve you have
enough clothes. Number thirteen you have too many shoes. Number fourteen.
Crime is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't
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an idiot.
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Number sixteen. Ask what, ask for what? Number sixteen. Number
this is for what you want.
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Subtle hints don't work. Number seventeen. No, we don't know
what day it is. We never will mark anniversaries. Number eighteen.
Share the bathroom. Number eighteen, share the closet. Number twe
Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
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Number twenty one.
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A headache that lasts for seventeen months is a problem.
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See a doctor. Number twenty two. Nothing says I love
you like sex in the morning. Number twenty three. Foreign
films are best.
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Left to foreigners. Number twenty four check your all and
number twenty five. Don't give us fifty rules when twenty
five will do?
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John Boy and Philly.
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A woman fixing a car that's like a pig trying
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Good morning radio, dumb race re Good morning.
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Thanks Red, Hey America, thank hold Guard. Here got a minute.
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You know.
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The current hipster doujore horse crap is sanctuary cities. There
aren't many real sanctuaries that a man can actually feel
safe in these days. The world has become a temperamental
manure pile of self entitlement and pure butt flap dumb.
And just when you think you found the perfect little
Heidi hole, some textbook jack wagon comes along and drops
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a big steamy deuce right on your dreams. So put
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don't lock it, next stop, kiss my assvill. Oh, it
was like any other early Saturday morning. There I was
huddled in the safety of my one true oasis, freed
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from the slackers, butt sniffers, and generally generic wasted life
forms that I'm supporting with my tax dollar. Yeah, I
was at the bar. I was about to order a
big frosty glass of cold filtered breakfast, and that's when
I noticed my regular bartender, Nick, had been replaced by
some smirking millennial dbagger with tofu still stuck in his braces.
(36:40):
He said that he was my beerista. When I asked
for my usual, he suggested I try a craft beer
from a microbrewery.
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What the hell.
Speaker 13 (36:54):
A craft beer sounds like something third graders make with
popsicle sticks and paste. I don't know. Maybe I can't
keep up with the times. Maybe I'm just a dinosaur.
Maybe just maybe my generation is living in a TimewARP.
But I'll tell you this much. When the beer menu
is thicker than the Affordable Care Act, that's time to
reanimate the corpse of Nikola Tesla and build a damn
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time machine and go back fifty years when there was
the same number of beers as there was TV channels.
There was perhaps bud Ham's Carling strozen Miller period, and
that was fine, just fine, damn fine. In fact, Oh,
and then Hollywood got involved. Smoky in the Bandit got
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everyone getchy over Coors, and that started the snowball rolling
downhill straight towards beer hell. Next thing you know, we're
invaded by beer foreigners. The beverage borders were crossed by
alien ales moosehead from Canada, Zingdao from Japan, red stripe
from Jamaica Corona, and their damn slide of lime fruit
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and beer. You might as well sprinkle rat turns on
a cupcake. Then the unthinkable home breweries. Listen, potsy, if
everyone is a brewmaster, then no one is a brewmaster.
Savvy every Tom Dick and Harry Halfwit making cum lately
keggers like science nerd front boys, whipping up folk jugs
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of foamy mule piss and bubbly buzzer puke and lapping
it up like it was manna from heaven. And then
one day some of them sobered up and started bottling
and selling it with stupid names like Hoppy ending It
or Optimus Prime and even Gary Brucey. Then the dopee
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lingo started to creep into our fronty vernacular.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
What's that person?
Speaker 13 (38:53):
You want something with an okie note?
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Why don't you.
Speaker 13 (38:55):
Carve your boyfriend's initials in a tree with your high heel.
And as goes beer, so goes bartenders. Gone on the
tough old ombrais with califlower ears, and jin Blossom knows this.
He didn't tell you about his personal life, and he
sure as hell didn't give a damn about yours. He
was there to show ice, cold draft in your face
until you were broken, then kick you out for taking
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up space. God bless him. But now now he's been
replaced by some empty headed, grinning dank listening to Coldplay
on his earbuds and trying to push some small batch
bottles of moose Knuckle winter Stout on you while he
watches replays of the View on TVO and complains that
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pop tarts aren't gluten free. Yay progress, Oh dear, look
at the time, I've overstayed my welcome once again. Tough crap,
and you're welcome until next time. This is thank hold garth,
Stop sucking America.
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it's just like a couple hours from us down here.
We're in Charlotte, North Carolina. Yeah, man, that was just
so unbelievable. Places are wiped out, places no longer exist.
It's just terrible what what our neighbors are going through with,
you know. And the Samaritan's Purse is always first on
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them vi oporation Christmas Shawn, just to see them. They're
from the mountains of North Carolina and uh, they're still
right there where they live, but they are, you know,
doing it. We always say, make donations to Samaritan's Purse.
When there's something happening here around the world, they get
right to it. But I mean the Asheville, North Carolina,
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it's just like decimated Chimney Rock. Just look in the
town of some pictures going around to just one day
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Some of the hardest the hardest part about all this
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can't get out, and people can't get in to help.
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It's just so weird to hear about hurricane damage in
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It's gone.
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And yeah, and the homes that are still standing are
badly flooded, and so things items that they're accepting for
air drops because they have to think about weight issues
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diapers for children and adults, baby formula, bug spray, sunscreen,
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cleaning supplies, even toothbrushes, toothpaste, pet food, dog and cat
food for the pets, hand sanitizers, even socks and heavy
work gloves. Just things like that that are scarce right now.
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I'm thinking about jars at Jungle Aviation so close to
us stay where we live out there, close to Wax,
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probably be good.
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I know, I know they've been calling out, you know,
to all pilots and people with uh with aircraft.
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So look for those look for those needs out there.
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American Red Cross and Samaritan's Purse.
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Samaritans pers at the top of their their homepage samaritansperson
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This morning, good Wednesday morning.
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There's a biggeon a radio. October the second. It was
this day. In nineteen seventy seven, the bodies of Elvis
Preslyn his mother Gladys were moved from the public cemetery
to Graceland after an unsuccessful attempt to body snatch the
king's coffin.
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Well man, old man, Oh.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Man, Elvis is something still, is you hear it?
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Hit it?
Speaker 13 (11:45):
When I look out into your eyes out there, when
I look out into your faces, you know what I see.
I see a little bit of Elvis and each and
every one of you out there.
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Let me tell you.
Speaker 11 (11:53):
When everybody Elvis is still the jeans man, old man,
what else to the scene except the time you hear me?
Speaker 14 (12:12):
Oh, Elvis is everywhere, man, He's in everything.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
He's everybody.
Speaker 11 (12:22):
Elvis is in your jeans, He's in your cheese burgers.
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Elvis is in nutty buddies. Elvis is in your mom
He's in everybody.
Speaker 13 (12:33):
He's in young Bold, the fat and the skinner, and
the white and black, the brown.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
And the blue.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
People got Elvis in them too. Elvis is in everybody
out there.
Speaker 11 (12:44):
Everybody's got Elvis in them.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Everybody except one person, that is.
Speaker 11 (12:49):
Yeah, one person, the evil opposite.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Of Elvis, the anti Elvis, Auntie.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Elvis got no Elvison. I'm let me tell you, Michael J.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Fox has no Elvis in it.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, and Elvis si John Rivers.
Speaker 15 (13:05):
But he's trying to get out, man, He's trying to
get out.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Messing up for Jony.
Speaker 11 (13:11):
Madam ever see anywhere ever seeing they never see his
everybody ever see its steal the gem and old man,
I want you to see if ever a big east Man.
There's a lot of unexplained phenomenon out there in the world,
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a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
People say, what the heck's going on? Let me tell y'all.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Who built the fear of this?
Speaker 15 (13:38):
Elves?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Who built Stooneh's elves?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (13:42):
Man, you see guys walking down the street pushing shopping
carts and they think they're talking to Allah.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
They're talking to themselves.
Speaker 11 (13:48):
Man, know they're talking to Elvis, els Elvis. You know
what's going on that permuter triangle down in the Bermuda Triangle.
Speaker 15 (14:00):
Us Elvis, els e el folks Ah, the sailine, Elvis Captain, Elvis,
Commodore Elvis. It is yeah, man.
Speaker 11 (14:11):
You know people from outer space, people from outer space,
they come up to me. They don't look like doctor Spock,
they don't look like Klingons.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
All that star trek Jib looks like Elvis.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Elvis.
Speaker 15 (14:22):
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Because Elvis is a perfect being. We're all moving to
perfect peace and harmony. Towards elvisness. Soon all will become Elvis.
Speaker 11 (14:32):
Everything everywhere will be Elvis.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
What do you think they call it evolution? Anyway, it's really.
Speaker 14 (14:38):
Elvis solution el that's Lucia.
Speaker 11 (14:43):
Elvis is everywhere Elvis.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
El Elvis is still the game on me.
Speaker 15 (14:58):
Everywhere you meant Elvis.
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I was like, you man, good morning.
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Wow, who is it?
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Latinos for Trump?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
WHOA what? It sounds like a tough gig.
Speaker 10 (16:42):
We think of it as a challenging opportunity with a
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Well how do you market Donald Trump to Latinos? You
know they're not real crazy about him?
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Hey, Marketing to angry and highly resistant audiences is my specialty.
I've been pushing Jimbo and Bobby for the last thirty years.
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So what's you play?
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So what does that mean in English?
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Craqueille, which means.
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Everything's better with the big cracker. Are you kidding? We're
talking about Donald Trump. He's successful, he's confident, he has
direct access to every contestant in the Miss Universe project.
What man wouldn't want that?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah? But what about Latino women?
Speaker 10 (17:46):
Jimbo, Donald Trump has two things every woman in the
world wants and a husband nine billion dollars and a
serious cholesterol product, which inspired our pitch to the Latina
voter goes like this mucho de nio, morboso, moury, caliente, rich, unhealthy,
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very hot.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Latino's gonna vote for Donald Trump?
Speaker 10 (18:12):
Well, of course not, but that's the beauty of it.
When it doesn't work, we just say we need some
more cash to turn up the heat.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, so you're using his own ego against him to
make yourself rich.
Speaker 10 (18:25):
Hello, have you met me?
Speaker 5 (18:27):
This is what I do.
Speaker 10 (18:29):
Absolutely no downside here, Jimbo. I mean, if it works,
we're rich, and if it blows up, we can just say, Hey,
it was latinos for Trump. How good could it be?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, it sounds like you're in for uphill battle now.
Speaker 10 (18:40):
Now. Not to worry, babe, I'm still gonna give your
career the same loving attention I always do, and.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I supposed to make us feel better.
Speaker 10 (18:48):
Oh, Jimbo, please, you're my oldest clients. I would never
put you guys on the back burner because nothing is
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We're in.
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You got NBC to hire Bill Cosby again.
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Yes, it's a starring role too. Dateline NBC is doing
four new episodes of To Catch a Predator. Just who's
playing the predator?
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You done it again?
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I'm the Jordan's Steeth of unbookable celebrities, which Jasby, Let's
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of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show? Where's my big bang? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Good morning, It's a big.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Alright you Alabama fans. Oh, you're celebrating. Talk to Mark Packer.
I'm in All Thames College football a little later this
morning and only looks just a little over an hour. Man,
big game Alabama and Georgia last weekend. The Obama Tailgate Show,
gonna be hopping this weekend eight and grilling with Carla
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Cook and Kevin Sport every Saturday during this unbelievable season
for Alabama football. We got John Warmilla grilling sauce as
well as CONNECTU sausage. If you go to YouTube dot
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every Saturday all season long. And Carl be cooking up
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something special every weekend. Man, he's got some spicy Faida
cheeseburger sliders that He's gonna wake this week is Carla
Cooks garlic Hilipinos seasoning dice, tilapeno mixed in the burger
cook Burger's top peper jack cheese of course, a small
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piece of Connecta sausage, soft haid, peppers and onions stopped
off with John Boy and Billy hot and spicy grilling sauce.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
You watch the feature on this you can have that
prepared for Sunday.
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About that?
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Uh like they Wow, I got my cook Don't worry
about you, mama. Tellgate show this Saturday is see what
Carl will be cooking? Good Morning, Big shows on the
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play four and ten minutes right now, it's tiber Taylor
Tayman News. Here's our girl, Marcy Tator Moraene.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Hello, folks, there's sad news in Hollywood, and always seems
to happen in threes. Passing of some celebrities that we've
seen on the big screen for a long time, starting
with Maggie Smith, Oscar winning and Emmy winning actress, best
known for her roles in the Harry Potter franchise and
Downton Abbey. She passed away at the age of eighty nine.
(23:27):
He might have known her more recently, like I said,
from the Harry Potter movies. She played Professor McGonagall and
she played Violet Crawley, Dowager, Countess of Grantham on Dalton Abbey.
It's an awful but that's how they do it down
there on Dalton Abbey. So she passed away eighty nine,
leaves two sons and five grandchildren. Chris Christopherson passed away.
(23:50):
Christofferson passed away in Hawaii at the age of eighty eight.
He passed away this weekend at his home in Maui.
He was born in Brownsville, Texas. He was a renowned
songwriter whose work includes Sunday Morning, Coming Down Me and
Bobby McGhee for the Good Times and Helped Me Make
It through the Night. He was nominated for fourteen Grammys
for his songwriting and recordings, and he won four of those.
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He appeared in over ninety movies. Won a Golden Globe
for his work in A Star Is Born, where he
starred alongside Barbara Streisan. He won alone Academy Award nomination
for his score in the nineteen eighty four movie Songwriter,
in which he co starred with Willie Nelson. He was
a member, along with Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, and Waylon
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Jennings the country supergroup The Highwaymen, and he was inducted
into the Country Music.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
Hall of Fame in two thousand and four.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Wow, Chris Christofferson, I think you will remember this actor
John Ashton. He's best known for playing John Taggart in
the Beverly Hills cop movies. He passed away peacefully at
home as well. So so long to all of them.
They did great work. They will be missed and thoughts
out to their families. And my last story for me
(25:03):
right now is Hoteau. You know copy hote A copy. Yeah,
we have to say goodbye to her as well. She
has left the Today Show. I don't know if you
knew about that, if you were a Today's Show fan?
Speaker 6 (25:13):
Anyone, anyone?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah? Right, she had retired.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Yeah, well, moving on.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
That's the way she put it.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
So is the word is yes? Did I just lead
you on that?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
A bunch of yeah, well I just punk News is
reporting that she had been negotiating a new contract with
and the NBC demanded that she take a pay cut,
and she said no, Yeah, they wanted to cut her
twenty million salary and oh no that an executive told told, well,
I mean, if you've been getting it, you want to
continue to get it. The executive told Puck News that
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this is the age of the great resetting of TV
news contracts. Everyone is getting their pay cut or their
jobs eliminated. More so because a decade ago, the Today's
Show drew in four point seven million viewers, and these
days the morning show is lucky to have an audience
of two point five mill.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Like the Man said, because y'all you about it late night.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I told you when that was on his last leg.
Now they even cutting out Friday shows.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
We don't need.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
Just find something in.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
H you'll get Elizabeth Warren will be headlining the show again.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It'll just be so great, y'all idiots. I'm glad. I'm glad.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Good all right.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I told y'all got Fell was gonna be the number
one show.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I ain't gonna let your beginning to do well.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
I'm glad to leave you on a high note.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I know, yeah, I had to search for it over there.
Good work, irretaining. Well, let's get us a winner. Let's
play John Boy Jeopardy. Jump right in here and review
yesterday's question. I don't want to, We're going to It's
gonna be fun, come on, all right, all right, So
it was starting in one the official Monopoly mascot rich
(27:02):
Uncle Pennybags changed his name to mister Monopoly, and he
also gave up this his cigar.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Oh, I told you.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Guess his virginity cigar is what he did.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Alright.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Then today is John More Jeopardy, though less intimidating. Now,
there was once a massive version of this flightless bird
that stood nearly seven feet tall?
Speaker 6 (27:29):
What is roadrunner except.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
His long legs with weep weep?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
What y'all got one? Eight hundred big show you told
free line. We played John More Jeopardy Next Good Wednesday
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morning in October the second into your home today with
today's future dragman to make show big box, the revenue
good with a bachelor with two brains, sergerghee word's brains,
don't get ahead of them. Brought you I bank, Will
Mary Robill four hundred and Sunday, October thirteenth, is shot
a motor speedway there right now, that's black yell slive
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across America.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
It's John Boyd Jeopardy and now your host.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
He once lost his boarding pass on a trip to Daytona,
so he knows what it's like to be nearly seven
feet tall and flightless.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
He's John Boyd. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
As they headed death Try out of Mount High, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Good morning, death Tree.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Good morning, how you man?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
We're all good. Glad you got in here. Monsters me too,
me too, All right, first shot, my dety, you got
first shot. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Let me review the question here though less intimidating. Now,
there was once a massive version of this flightless bird
that stood nearly seven feet tall.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
What you think, Destrie, I'm thinking of penguin. Well, let's see.
Is it a penguin?
Speaker 5 (29:34):
Yes, it is. Well I'm talking about gobble exactly.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Lyoso So fossils remains of the six foot eight inch
Colossus penguin. We're first discovered in an article that lived
approximately thirty seven million years ago.
Speaker 10 (29:54):
It looked like a.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Tall, tuxedo wearing bird. Y we're familiar with it.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Death Street.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Look at you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
We're sending you the big assortment of Birtee County peanuts.
You are gonna love.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
That sounds like a winner to meet you all want
to hang on?
Speaker 10 (30:14):
What what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Why just jump out?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Catch you up on your new go on the other
side of time capsule The Wednesday Morning Guaranteed Left Thank
Holdgard twenty minute.
Speaker 13 (31:03):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
John Milly go Maxie. Say I hear y'all got these
boys on the show. What was that lace? Rob Becker
got that roadway show? Yeah? Me and being cavemen.
Speaker 14 (31:30):
All I had everybody making the whole whole professions out
of the difference between men and women, all them stupid
books and lectures comedians. I guess it can be fun,
but I tell you, Rob, I listen to you now.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
I'm kind of with you on that caveman deal.
Speaker 14 (31:46):
Because if my whole life consists of how that I
can better get along with my wife, take.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
A club and beat me with it. Now, I'm gonna
break it down for you, women and me, and this
is going to be a service to you as well.
Speaker 14 (32:00):
I got twenty five things women that we men want
you to know. Learn these just twenty five things, and
you'll understand us.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Everything will be all right.
Speaker 14 (32:10):
We live happily ever after, okay, right. Number one, learn
to work the toilet seat. If it's up, don't come
tell us about it. Put hit down yourself.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Number two.
Speaker 14 (32:24):
Don't cut your hair ever. Number three, don't make us
guess we hate that. Number four.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
If you ask a question you.
Speaker 14 (32:34):
Don't want an answer to expect an answer you don't
want to hear.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Number five.
Speaker 14 (32:40):
Sometimes we're not thinking about you. You must learn to
live with. Number six. We're never thinking about.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Quote the relationships. Number seven. Get rid of your cat. No,
it's not different, it's.
Speaker 14 (32:58):
Just like every other cat.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
Number eight.
Speaker 14 (33:01):
Dogs are better than any cats. Period Number nine. Sunday
equal sports.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Number ten.
Speaker 14 (33:09):
Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time. Number eleven.
Anything you wear is fine really. Number twelve you have
enough clothes. Number thirteen you have too many shoes. Number fourteen.
Crime is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't
expect us to like it. Number fifteen. Your brother is
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an idiot.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Number sixteen. Ask what, ask for what? Number sixteen. Number
this is for what you want.
Speaker 14 (33:44):
Subtle hints don't work. Number seventeen. No, we don't know
what day it is. We never will mark anniversaries. Number eighteen.
Share the bathroom. Number eighteen, share the closet. Number twe
Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
Number twenty one.
Speaker 14 (34:05):
A headache that lasts for seventeen months is a problem.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
See a doctor. Number twenty two. Nothing says I love
you like sex in the morning. Number twenty three. Foreign
films are best.
Speaker 14 (34:20):
Left to foreigners. Number twenty four check your all and
number twenty five. Don't give us fifty rules when twenty
five will do?
Speaker 5 (34:31):
John boy? Did that?
Speaker 10 (34:32):
Do it?
Speaker 5 (34:33):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Bye?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
John boy?
Speaker 10 (34:34):
Billy, I have a.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Nice dub.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
John Boy and Philly.
Speaker 14 (34:39):
A woman fixing a car that's like a pig trying
to read.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Good morning radio, dumb race re Good morning.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
It's a big show on the radio about twenty minutes. Well,
the desk of Tain Entertainment News is want to watch
right now, it's time for an American minute with tank
hold Guard.
Speaker 13 (35:29):
Thanks Red, Hey America, thank hold Guard. Here got a minute.
Speaker 8 (35:34):
You know.
Speaker 13 (35:34):
The current hipster doujore horse crap is sanctuary cities. There
aren't many real sanctuaries that a man can actually feel
safe in these days. The world has become a temperamental
manure pile of self entitlement and pure butt flap dumb.
And just when you think you found the perfect little
Heidi hole, some textbook jack wagon comes along and drops
(35:55):
a big steamy deuce right on your dreams. So put
a stopper in your chatterhole and get on board my
brain train. Next stop, NonStop express ride the common sense,
don't lock it, next stop, kiss my assvill. Oh, it
was like any other early Saturday morning. There I was
huddled in the safety of my one true oasis, freed
(36:17):
from the slackers, butt sniffers, and generally generic wasted life
forms that I'm supporting with my tax dollar. Yeah, I
was at the bar. I was about to order a
big frosty glass of cold filtered breakfast, and that's when
I noticed my regular bartender, Nick, had been replaced by
some smirking millennial dbagger with tofu still stuck in his braces.
(36:40):
He said that he was my beerista. When I asked
for my usual, he suggested I try a craft beer
from a microbrewery.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
What the hell.
Speaker 13 (36:54):
A craft beer sounds like something third graders make with
popsicle sticks and paste. I don't know. Maybe I can't
keep up with the times. Maybe I'm just a dinosaur.
Maybe just maybe my generation is living in a TimewARP.
But I'll tell you this much. When the beer menu
is thicker than the Affordable Care Act, that's time to
reanimate the corpse of Nikola Tesla and build a damn
(37:16):
time machine and go back fifty years when there was
the same number of beers as there was TV channels.
There was perhaps bud Ham's Carling strozen Miller period, and
that was fine, just fine, damn fine. In fact, Oh,
and then Hollywood got involved. Smoky in the Bandit got
(37:36):
everyone getchy over Coors, and that started the snowball rolling
downhill straight towards beer hell. Next thing you know, we're
invaded by beer foreigners. The beverage borders were crossed by
alien ales moosehead from Canada, Zingdao from Japan, red stripe
from Jamaica Corona, and their damn slide of lime fruit
(38:02):
and beer. You might as well sprinkle rat turns on
a cupcake. Then the unthinkable home breweries. Listen, potsy, if
everyone is a brewmaster, then no one is a brewmaster.
Savvy every Tom Dick and Harry Halfwit making cum lately
keggers like science nerd front boys, whipping up folk jugs
(38:24):
of foamy mule piss and bubbly buzzer puke and lapping
it up like it was manna from heaven. And then
one day some of them sobered up and started bottling
and selling it with stupid names like Hoppy ending It
or Optimus Prime and even Gary Brucey. Then the dopee
(38:49):
lingo started to creep into our fronty vernacular.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
What's that person?
Speaker 13 (38:53):
You want something with an okie note?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Why don't you.
Speaker 13 (38:55):
Carve your boyfriend's initials in a tree with your high heel.
And as goes beer, so goes bartenders. Gone on the
tough old ombrais with califlower ears, and jin Blossom knows this.
He didn't tell you about his personal life, and he
sure as hell didn't give a damn about yours. He
was there to show ice, cold draft in your face
until you were broken, then kick you out for taking
(39:17):
up space. God bless him. But now now he's been
replaced by some empty headed, grinning dank listening to Coldplay
on his earbuds and trying to push some small batch
bottles of moose Knuckle winter Stout on you while he
watches replays of the View on TVO and complains that
(39:37):
pop tarts aren't gluten free. Yay progress, Oh dear, look
at the time, I've overstayed my welcome once again. Tough crap,
and you're welcome until next time. This is thank hold garth,
Stop sucking America.
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this side of the pond, I get my daily dose
of culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on the Big Show.
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who will
I thought it was funny.
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Good morning.
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