May 29, 2024 • 41 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Sherman Pratt has a kid’s view on baby-sitters.. - Tater updates Tatertainment News and her What to Watch for us.. - There’s big doings planned for this weekend down in Dismal Seepage, S.C. - the Mayor stops in for an update.. - Terry Hanson checks in from his retirement couch in/with another Sports Brief… - and we look back at the time Randy rode along with then Officer Donnie Pressley..
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It is Wednesday. We are the own home day of
this work week thanks to Memorial Day holiday on Monday.
Get back into it. Here's National flip Flop Day. This
is about time for that. Huh. Memorial They usually signaled
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the arrival of summer.
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And it does you start wearing white again and the
pool's open.
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And that doesn't mean the sandal. It doesn't mean like
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And the Yankees uncover their grills.
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Had to stick your hand in the oven to get it.
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Shot.
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Hey Penny, Hey, how are you.
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The halt, Spider Man and Superman.
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Okay, I'd like to shout out to my husband, my son,
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Brad bringings parental public musters, shrumming Pratt the Big Show
Bright here with today's topic babysitters. It's hard to believe,
but parents find it necessary to get away from you
once in a while, go to dinner, maybe see a movie.
It's called a dank they say. They used to do
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it all the time before you came along, like you're
some kind of stinking.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Plague or something.
Speaker 11 (08:19):
But the problem is what do they do with you.
They'd like to lock you in the shed, but instead
they do the next best thing. They call the babysitter.
This unique species of rickezoid is what's left over after
all the popular girls have gone out for the ear.
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Don't get me wrong. You might look out and get
a baby doll more than likely. When you answer the door, ohyo,
be thinking, is holy beat? This circus isn't down. She
strolls in like she owns the place, soaks up to
your parents and pretends that she likes you. A minute
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they're out the door, you've become a distant memory. She's
on the phone like a shot, talking to the other
dateless old maids about the boys. They'll never go out
yack yack yack, and dinner forget it. You'll be lucky
to let something warm off the kitchen floor. While she
stuffs her face like a circus animal. But pegbacks are
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you know what? When your parents get home, make sure
they have to look for you. Let them find you
under the kitchen sink. Curl it into the fetal position
among the various cleaners and bug poisons and foaming at
the mouth like a mad dog. Stare bug eye to
make strange noises like if you do it right, you'll
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never see that goofy look and shick again. Just keep
repeating this little charade until you find a babysitter you like.
So until next time, it's a Sherman Bratt reminding you
it's a kid's world rule.
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About to another month or boys, We've got them their
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Speaker 5 (15:52):
Don't know if you saw this in the news, But
do you remember the super Size Me guy, the filmmaker
Morgan Spurlock.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
He passed away last week.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Is that the one that ate the McDonald's McDonald's.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
For thirty days and then did the.
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Film on supersized everything?
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Yeah, and seeing how yeah, how it affected him.
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How old was he?
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He was only fifty three out and he died from
complications of cancer.
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Oh yeah, it is.
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But you know he burst on the seat in two
thousand and four with that documentary and he actually got
an Oscar nomination for it.
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You got a film it?
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Yeah, well I just recorded because I'm not camera friendly. Yeah,
well there is that.
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That was That was before you know, all the streaming
came along and everybody's doing the muff bangs and stuff
like that where they eat on camera.
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Okay, you taught me out of it.
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Oh four, I wouldn't put yourself through it. So everybody's
covered up with people eating. Yeah right, congratulations goes out
to the Curry family.
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Yeah, how about that.
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Stuff?
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We do?
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Well, you're a great auntie again.
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You just lay there.
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Then I'm normal sunk another three pointer.
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Steph and I show welcome, Welcome their fourth child and
another baby boy.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Man Jackie was talking, We're gonna change his nickname to
Pecker from California, has a lot of kids. Yeah, my
buddy Pecker from.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Those of.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
A totally different way. If they would have explained that
to you. Oh uh, the baby's name.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Is Caiusius my correct, Jackie, caius Chai Curry hias Chai.
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Is that is that small people in your family.
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They went across the border to Canada. That's where she's from.
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I told Tay you God be some of her people.
It sounds like a dish at a Thai food restaurant.
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And that must have been the quickest. That was the
quickest pregnancy I've ever heard. I mean like, I feel
like you just told us she was pregnant and then
and now it's here.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Kept that one under wraps on.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Yeah, so yeah, she Well, Aisha, you know, announced it
through her social media in March, so yeah, they kind
of kept it under I will.
Speaker 12 (18:29):
Give dll this.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
He's a hot looking granddaddy of nine.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I'll give him.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Well.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Aisha reported to a magazine that was doing a story
on her that she thought that they were done having kids,
and then Seth, Steph and her talked about it and
said let's try again.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
So she talked about it with Steph's brother.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Yeah, she said, hey, Seth, what do you think. He's like,
I think.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
It was Steph Seth and now you throw Kai Chai
in there.
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He's like, I think he could afford it?
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Do you know how much?
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Let's see what else do I have for you?
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Naked and afraid to contestant, I don't know that was
the show you like to watch, right?
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Naked it afraid?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Well you might have to go back and watch it
because poor Sam got a tick on his.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Stuff and they had to get the tick off his stuff.
I'm naked and afraid. Why you watch it? They're naked
and afraid. That was both things, very very prominent right there.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
They're usually not the people you want to see naked.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
He's very scared, but they afraid, very scared.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
And Patrick Mahomes apparently played a crucial part in Travis
shooting his shot with Taylor.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
According to the Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Quarterback, he was the one who brought Travis to his
first Swift concert and he helped encourage him to reach
out to Taylor.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
Yeah, he said, he's glad it all worked out for
the best.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
According to people, if I had Patrick Mahomes as a wingman,
I could probably do some damage to you, no doubt
about it. I still got Pecker. Oh, good job, they board.
Let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boyd Jeopardy.
We need to review yesterday's question. We found out lots
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of states have official state trees. As far as we
can tell, Alabama's one of only three states to designate
an official state status to one of these. And I
cut it short. State trees, flowers. You know what the
states have. So what did Alabama have?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I don't know what?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
A cookie? A state cookie? Alhammer cookie named after Alabama's
state bird. Right here. It tastes great, all right? Today
is John Boyd Jeopardy. This historical figure has more US
landmarks and locations named after him than any other person
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in American history.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Who is John Boyd?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
It would fit just sit and going on what y'all got?
One eight hundred big show? You told free line across America.
We played John Boyd jepardy next good Wednesday morning. We
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Speaker 7 (22:01):
Yes live across America, it's John Boy Jeopardy and now
a man who may not be a historical figure, but
I challenge you to find anyone who has more portable
toilets named after them peas John boyd.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
As they hated Dennis out of Jacksonville, North Carolina. Good morning, Jennis, Jennis, Dennis,
Good morning man. I was putting together where you are
in your name. I was weird. All right, Dennis, you
got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
This historical figure has got more US landmarks and locations
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named after him than any other person in American history.
Show off, Dennis, who you got, buddy? I'm gonna believe
to say George Warterington, our first president. You say George Washington,
and you are right? I said, all right, So about George.
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There are seven mountains, eight streams, nine colleges, ten legs,
thirty three counties and one hundred twenty one towns named
after George Washington. But Martin Luther King's kicking his butt
on the roads, no doubt. I thought that i'd have
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been first. But location, So you're taking the streets out
of it. I guess with this. Yeah, we're National Landmarks
and got you all right, all right, we figured that.
Good work, Dennis. One hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bulls not cleaning products. Headed you away, buddy.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
I appreciate it, sir, first time.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Call it all right, man, there's my move there. It is, wait,
jumping out, catching you up the phone, nude making wears
like it. Time cat sol on the other side.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Life coming up.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. It's time to act like packing.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
You gotta not eat my hand, biscuit. I want it.
Speaker 8 (24:59):
You know.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
You can tell he's in trouble because when I accuse
him of something, he lift up his shirt, shake his belly. Yeah,
all right, that's funny. Go on, get the hell out
of here, yo. What's up? Welcome to AX, the place
to go for all the four one one you need,
for all your u uh uh uh, what's you called,
Jerryactinational relationships? Dig this, dear Ike. I enjoy your segment
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on The Big Show.
Speaker 8 (25:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I believe the phrasing word.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
They're all such interesting people, especially rayfer Oh what he's
really had an interesting life. It must be great to
have all that experience to draw from. Oh I wore
out just reading Dawn looks. What's it like to work
with someone with that much history?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Signed J.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Foster, Richmond, Virginia, did Jay. It's hell RAYFERL think you
know everything? The problem he is he can't remember none
of it. Oh yeah, it's a ball working with Rayfel.
I'd had this much fun. Said the summer, I did
community service rints it out bet pans at the Nervous
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househood and there was a lot less crack to be aware.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
But you do learn a lot.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
For example, you learn not to go into the bathroom
for half hour after Rayfor's been in there. I now
know more about leaf blowers, loud pipes, and working women
than I ever thought I would. And I never knew
mothballs was considered a substitute for old spice. But he
is good for one thing material.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 9 (26:45):
Now.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Rayford's so old. He drove one of them flinchtone cars
to the prom and made his date do all the footwork.
Rayford sold his driver's licensees wrote in hieroglyphics, Rayford so
damn old. His memories in black and white. He went
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into an antique star and they sold it. He called
the cops on David and Goliath. Ah, you damn kids,
take your rumble to the other side of Judah. He
was the DJ at the Boston Deep Party. I'd like
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to send this one out to Thomas Jefferson. His birth
certificates on a stone tablet. Rayford so old. He was
the bust boy at the Last Supper. He list his
address as the Smithsonian. Rayford so old. He knew mister
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Clean when he had an afron Rayfud so old. He
did in Eve before Adam did. He worked on the
pit crew for Ben hur Raven sold, he got He
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got arrested for holding illegal velociraptor fighting. He still owes
Moses a shekel. The government declared him a historical site. Finally,
it's my favorite for gone boy. Rayfan sold when he
foughts Maud's fly out of his button. Damn I can't
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get that picture out of my head. I still say
when they give him that lifetime contract, they should they
should have one of them what you call stripulations in
it specified how many lifetimes. He's already up to ten eleven.
So I guess we're stuck. So we can't do no sticking,
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no foot in the crack of Rayven's hands or as
he calls it, I'm again, we love you, Rayfn, the
old bastard.
Speaker 10 (29:10):
It's his I.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Peace, am Ef.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
You want to axike Mela Axe, John Boyden, b PL
Box seventy six sixty three. Charlott didn't see you. Two
wait two four one.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
It's just En from doctor Parvason. Rayfun's so old when
he started the dead sea wasn't even sick yet.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
John boy and Dilly Bye bye, hove it Why may
by may.
Speaker 9 (29:39):
By bye?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Good morning radio done right, good morning. There's a big
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showing the radio wheel humming to your home day about
twenty minutes away, sports briefs, fly man hands. In thirty
minutes we'll play beat the Blonde. Oh right now, I
bring them in. There's always something exciting happening in beautiful
dismal sep in South Carolina and here to tell us
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all about it as a mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin
Coop fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister mayor, Good morning John Boy
and all your wonderful listeners. So watch the buzz and
Dismal Seepage.
Speaker 15 (30:46):
Thank you for that totally unscripted and spontaneous question, John Boy,
And Dismal Seepage is buzzing. Indeed, it's all over this
weekend's big big Cicada Days festival.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Who can't be topic it interesting?
Speaker 12 (31:01):
All right?
Speaker 15 (31:01):
So what exactly is Cicada Days about? Well, it's about cicadas.
I mean, it's right there in the title. Oh I know,
But like what's going on? That's a pretty open ended question,
John Boy. Well, as you know, this is the big
Cicada Emergence, which only happens every seventeen years. It's a
time when you go outside and hear trillions of those
charming critters filling the air with a sound like a
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nineteen fifties sci fi movie flying Saucer. What better time
to throw a party? Maybe after the noise dies down.
As usual, we Dismal Seepageans kick off the shindig with
the big parade down Main Street. It'll be led by
our Cicada Days mascot Bugsy, a guy in a bug costume,
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and hw John Boy, but not just any costume. It
was created by Yeshiro Hondada, who created the creature suits
for several Godzilla movies.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Is it cute?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Nope?
Speaker 15 (31:59):
Thee baton twirlers from Deadly Mantis Junior High will be
on hand. The Fighting Cockroaches marching band from George Lopez
Community College will be playing the hits of the Beatles,
Everything ties in, and of course those wacky Shriners.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Let me guess the cars look like cicadas, not just
look like, but sound like. That's right.
Speaker 15 (32:18):
They've attached kazoos to their exhaust pipes. It's a whole scene, man.
So what's on the schedule. Well, as you know in
Dismal Seepage, we like to kick it up a notch
this weekend we'll be exploring one of the lesser known
facets of cicada mania, eating them.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Are you serious? Damn Skippy John Boy.
Speaker 15 (32:38):
We've got the world famous Bugbeq food truck on hand,
preparing a big bug buffet for all to enjoy. They
have all sorts of taste tempting treats to set your
antennis twitching. Cicada and bacon, kolopano poppers, Cicada masala, cicada parmesan,
cicada burritos, and for you health nuts out there, try
our cicada smoothie.
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They get him out of the couch and said he's
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Terry.
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Short, he.
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Might be.
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All right, Good morning, mister Hanson. How you doing today?
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Bo doing pretty well? Man? How about everybody there?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Very good? Very good. Hey, Terrence, before we start, you
and me always talked about when you did see PR
as you've saved a couple of lives in your lifetime.
And I heard something about another recent incident. You did something,
but it wasn't CPR, it wasn't ill on that, Terry.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Well, you know, it's just something, you know, like you said,
we talk about this, you know, do something right. Patty
and I are driving on the highway the other day
and there's a in the other lane to the left
of us is a truck and the back right wheel
was on the rim. So I called nine one one
and said, look, this truck's going in this direction at
this point in time, at this exit, and you probably
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ought to do something about this. The guy said, that's good,
I'll send a car out there. So just kind of
bringing that up.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Okay, Well, my old buddy Mona. He used to do
that on purpose and say keep driving, it'll smooth out.
He was saying, do something when you say something that
Moore Terrence. All right, now, I know you got a
story about a picture with your son Joe, picture with
Michael Jordan that kind of comes around. Set us up
on that one.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Bought it, okay, man, you know when it's got the
PGA tour. I got there in eighty four. I had
a buddy of mine who ran the Chicago the Western Open,
and in nineteen eighty four, Michael Jordan came there as
drafted by the bulls, and this guy befriended him. At
this point in time, Michael Jordan could not get on
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all the golf courses in Chicago, so my buddy took
him into every club unannounced and dared them to stop him.
And they never did, you know, so that was kind
of cool. And in nineteen eighty eight I called my
buddy and I said, and Michael is already a legend now, okay.
I said to my buddy, why don't you bring Michael
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down to play the TPC course that's the one that
had the island seventeenth Green and lived and was near
my house, right, So I said, why don't you bring
him down to play? I said, but but if he comes,
he has to shoot a public service announcement for me.
And the guy said, you're joking, right, I go, no, no,
(38:27):
I'm not joking. So he calls back an hour later
he said, Michael says he needs to talk to you
because he either thinks you're either clueless or you had bikehonies.
I told Michael. He said, he'll have to find out
for himself. So they came down to play the PSAGA,
(38:48):
the PGA toward TPC and they shot the PSA. They
really did. So then the three of us went to
lunch and we're talking and you know, he says, how
you doing, man, how's your family? What do you got?
So I tell him and he says, you know, you
need to bring your son Joe up to Chicago to
my house. Wow. And I said, well, you know, we'll
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see if he gets good grades or not. So then
about a week ten days later, I get a picture
from Michael at the PGA tour signed and he goes, Terry,
tell Joe to study hard and we'll see you in Chicago.
So we went up there like a month later to
my buddy to my buddy's house, and we went to
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Michael's house like on a Saturday morning. Wow. And we
get in there and Doris Jordan, who I think you know,
answers the door and she says, Michael's not here. And
my friend said, Demores, I just talked to him. So
he comes back about two minutes later, and she leads
us in and we go downstairs and we can take pictures.
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And you've seen the picture in my house with Joe,
My of Joe and they're on a sofa and you
thin finish this up.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah, So if we actually bought a condo from Dolores,
from Michael's mama, she got to be good friends with
my wife. That picture and I saw that when I
saw at Terry's house and say, hey, man, that's what
sofa we had. So Michael must have gave that to
his mama to put in the condo at the beach.
And I said, man, we got Michael George, okay, and
(40:21):
make some money. You know, you know me kind of
like when I had my Princess Diana, Beanie, you know you.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Told me that I didn't think you were serious, but
you were right.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Oh yeah, I was, and then a good part of
your wife. Hey man, So where is she said? I
gave it the good will?
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Well, what's the chances of that happen?
Speaker 9 (40:41):
Now?
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Way, that's it for today, guys. I have to tell
you what I'm gonna have on next time though. All right,
I'm gonna talk to you about the afternoon that I
was fired three times at Turner Broadcasting, three times in
one afternoon. I think you want to hear that story.
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All right, good, you're almost reaching a Marty levels, you know,
I thinks, all right, ter, it's good stuff, buddy. Thank
you so much, kiss Patty and the kids for saying
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Get back into it. Here's National flip Flop Day. This
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Speaker 6 (03:06):
Had to stick your hand in the oven to get it.
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When you're playing Upburst.
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Shot.
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Hey Penny, Hey, how are you.
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The halt, Spider Man and Superman.
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Get out of a penny, and can I give a
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Okay, I'd like to shout out to my husband, my son,
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Listening to the Big Show bottom of the hour and
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We got our big show brat here in the hell
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Brad bringings parental public musters, shrumming Pratt the Big Show
Bright here with today's topic babysitters. It's hard to believe,
but parents find it necessary to get away from you
once in a while, go to dinner, maybe see a movie.
It's called a dank they say. They used to do
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it all the time before you came along, like you're
some kind of stinking.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Plague or something.
Speaker 11 (08:19):
But the problem is what do they do with you.
They'd like to lock you in the shed, but instead
they do the next best thing. They call the babysitter.
This unique species of rickezoid is what's left over after
all the popular girls have gone out for the ear.
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Don't get me wrong. You might look out and get
a baby doll more than likely. When you answer the door, ohyo,
be thinking, is holy beat? This circus isn't down. She
strolls in like she owns the place, soaks up to
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they're out the door, you've become a distant memory. She's
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dateless old maids about the boys. They'll never go out
yack yack yack, and dinner forget it. You'll be lucky
to let something warm off the kitchen floor. While she
stuffs her face like a circus animal. But pegbacks are
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you know what? When your parents get home, make sure
they have to look for you. Let them find you
under the kitchen sink. Curl it into the fetal position
among the various cleaners and bug poisons and foaming at
the mouth like a mad dog. Stare bug eye to
make strange noises like if you do it right, you'll
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never see that goofy look and shick again. Just keep
repeating this little charade until you find a babysitter you like.
So until next time, it's a Sherman Bratt reminding you
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Are they funny? Are they funny? Oh?
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Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Appreciate you getting
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About to another month or boys, We've got them their
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Speaker 5 (15:52):
Don't know if you saw this in the news, But
do you remember the super Size Me guy, the filmmaker
Morgan Spurlock.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
He passed away last week.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Is that the one that ate the McDonald's McDonald's.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
For thirty days and then did the.
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Film on supersized everything?
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Yeah, and seeing how yeah, how it affected him.
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How old was he?
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He was only fifty three out and he died from
complications of cancer.
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Oh yeah, it is.
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But you know he burst on the seat in two
thousand and four with that documentary and he actually got
an Oscar nomination for it.
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How about that? Man? How didn't know I'm I could
get one of them? Yeah, well.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
You got a film it?
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Yeah, well I just recorded because I'm not camera friendly. Yeah,
well there is that.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
That was That was before you know, all the streaming
came along and everybody's doing the muff bangs and stuff
like that where they eat on camera.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Okay, you taught me out of it.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Oh four, I wouldn't put yourself through it. So everybody's
covered up with people eating. Yeah right, congratulations goes out
to the Curry family.
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Yeah, how about that.
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Stuff?
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We do?
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Well, you're a great auntie again.
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You just lay there.
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Then I'm normal sunk another three pointer.
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Steph and I show welcome, Welcome their fourth child and
another baby boy.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Man Jackie was talking, We're gonna change his nickname to
Pecker from California, has a lot of kids. Yeah, my
buddy Pecker from.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Those of.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
A totally different way. If they would have explained that
to you. Oh uh, the baby's name.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Is Caiusius my correct, Jackie, caius Chai Curry hias Chai.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Is that is that small people in your family.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
They went across the border to Canada. That's where she's from.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I told Tay you God be some of her people.
It sounds like a dish at a Thai food restaurant.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
And that must have been the quickest. That was the
quickest pregnancy I've ever heard. I mean like, I feel
like you just told us she was pregnant and then
and now it's here.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Kept that one under wraps on.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Yeah, so yeah, she Well, Aisha, you know, announced it
through her social media in March, so yeah, they kind
of kept it under I will.
Speaker 12 (18:29):
Give dll this.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
He's a hot looking granddaddy of nine.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I'll give him.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Well.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Aisha reported to a magazine that was doing a story
on her that she thought that they were done having kids,
and then Seth, Steph and her talked about it and
said let's try again.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
So she talked about it with Steph's brother.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Yeah, she said, hey, Seth, what do you think. He's like,
I think.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
It was Steph Seth and now you throw Kai Chai
in there.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
He's like, I think he could afford it?
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Do you know how much?
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Let's see what else do I have for you?
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Naked and afraid to contestant, I don't know that was
the show you like to watch, right?
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Naked it afraid?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Well you might have to go back and watch it
because poor Sam got a tick on his.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Stuff and they had to get the tick off his stuff.
I'm naked and afraid. Why you watch it? They're naked
and afraid. That was both things, very very prominent right there.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
They're usually not the people you want to see naked.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
He's very scared, but they afraid, very scared.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
And Patrick Mahomes apparently played a crucial part in Travis
shooting his shot with Taylor.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
According to the Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Quarterback, he was the one who brought Travis to his
first Swift concert and he helped encourage him to reach
out to Taylor.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
Yeah, he said, he's glad it all worked out for
the best.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
According to people, if I had Patrick Mahomes as a wingman,
I could probably do some damage to you, no doubt
about it. I still got Pecker. Oh, good job, they board.
Let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boyd Jeopardy.
We need to review yesterday's question. We found out lots
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of states have official state trees. As far as we
can tell, Alabama's one of only three states to designate
an official state status to one of these. And I
cut it short. State trees, flowers. You know what the
states have. So what did Alabama have?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I don't know what?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
A cookie? A state cookie? Alhammer cookie named after Alabama's
state bird. Right here. It tastes great, all right? Today
is John Boyd Jeopardy. This historical figure has more US
landmarks and locations named after him than any other person
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in American history.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Who is John Boyd?
Speaker 2 (21:07):
It would fit just sit and going on what y'all got?
One eight hundred big show? You told free line across America.
We played John Boyd jepardy next good Wednesday morning. We
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Speaker 7 (22:01):
Yes live across America, it's John Boy Jeopardy and now
a man who may not be a historical figure, but
I challenge you to find anyone who has more portable
toilets named after them peas John boyd.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
As they hated Dennis out of Jacksonville, North Carolina. Good morning, Jennis, Jennis, Dennis,
Good morning man. I was putting together where you are
in your name. I was weird. All right, Dennis, you
got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
This historical figure has got more US landmarks and locations
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named after him than any other person in American history.
Show off, Dennis, who you got, buddy? I'm gonna believe
to say George Warterington, our first president. You say George Washington,
and you are right? I said, all right, So about George.
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There are seven mountains, eight streams, nine colleges, ten legs,
thirty three counties and one hundred twenty one towns named
after George Washington. But Martin Luther King's kicking his butt
on the roads, no doubt. I thought that i'd have
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been first. But location, So you're taking the streets out
of it. I guess with this. Yeah, we're National Landmarks
and got you all right, all right, we figured that.
Good work, Dennis. One hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bulls not cleaning products. Headed you away, buddy.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
I appreciate it, sir, first time.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Call it all right, man, there's my move there. It is, wait,
jumping out, catching you up the phone, nude making wears
like it. Time cat sol on the other side.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Life coming up.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. It's time to act like packing.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
You gotta not eat my hand, biscuit. I want it.
Speaker 8 (24:59):
You know.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
You can tell he's in trouble because when I accuse
him of something, he lift up his shirt, shake his belly. Yeah,
all right, that's funny. Go on, get the hell out
of here, yo. What's up? Welcome to AX, the place
to go for all the four one one you need,
for all your u uh uh uh, what's you called,
Jerryactinational relationships? Dig this, dear Ike. I enjoy your segment
(25:26):
on The Big Show.
Speaker 8 (25:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I believe the phrasing word.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
They're all such interesting people, especially rayfer Oh what he's
really had an interesting life. It must be great to
have all that experience to draw from. Oh I wore
out just reading Dawn looks. What's it like to work
with someone with that much history?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Signed J.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
Foster, Richmond, Virginia, did Jay. It's hell RAYFERL think you
know everything? The problem he is he can't remember none
of it. Oh yeah, it's a ball working with Rayfel.
I'd had this much fun. Said the summer, I did
community service rints it out bet pans at the Nervous
(26:12):
househood and there was a lot less crack to be aware.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
But you do learn a lot.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
For example, you learn not to go into the bathroom
for half hour after Rayfor's been in there. I now
know more about leaf blowers, loud pipes, and working women
than I ever thought I would. And I never knew
mothballs was considered a substitute for old spice. But he
is good for one thing material.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 9 (26:45):
Now.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Rayford's so old. He drove one of them flinchtone cars
to the prom and made his date do all the footwork.
Rayford sold his driver's licensees wrote in hieroglyphics, Rayford so
damn old. His memories in black and white. He went
(27:07):
into an antique star and they sold it. He called
the cops on David and Goliath. Ah, you damn kids,
take your rumble to the other side of Judah. He
was the DJ at the Boston Deep Party. I'd like
(27:28):
to send this one out to Thomas Jefferson. His birth
certificates on a stone tablet. Rayford so old. He was
the bust boy at the Last Supper. He list his
address as the Smithsonian. Rayford so old. He knew mister
(27:49):
Clean when he had an afron Rayfud so old. He
did in Eve before Adam did. He worked on the
pit crew for Ben hur Raven sold, he got He
(28:13):
got arrested for holding illegal velociraptor fighting. He still owes
Moses a shekel. The government declared him a historical site. Finally,
it's my favorite for gone boy. Rayfan sold when he
foughts Maud's fly out of his button. Damn I can't
(28:40):
get that picture out of my head. I still say
when they give him that lifetime contract, they should they
should have one of them what you call stripulations in
it specified how many lifetimes. He's already up to ten eleven.
So I guess we're stuck. So we can't do no sticking,
(29:02):
no foot in the crack of Rayven's hands or as
he calls it, I'm again, we love you, Rayfn, the
old bastard.
Speaker 10 (29:10):
It's his I.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Peace, am Ef.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
You want to axike Mela Axe, John Boyden, b PL
Box seventy six sixty three. Charlott didn't see you. Two
wait two four one.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
It's just En from doctor Parvason. Rayfun's so old when
he started the dead sea wasn't even sick yet.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
John boy and Dilly Bye bye, hove it Why may
by may.
Speaker 9 (29:39):
By bye?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Good morning radio done right, good morning. There's a big
(30:14):
showing the radio wheel humming to your home day about
twenty minutes away, sports briefs, fly man hands. In thirty
minutes we'll play beat the Blonde. Oh right now, I
bring them in. There's always something exciting happening in beautiful
dismal sep in South Carolina and here to tell us
(30:35):
all about it as a mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin
Coop fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister mayor, Good morning John Boy
and all your wonderful listeners. So watch the buzz and
Dismal Seepage.
Speaker 15 (30:46):
Thank you for that totally unscripted and spontaneous question, John Boy,
And Dismal Seepage is buzzing. Indeed, it's all over this
weekend's big big Cicada Days festival.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Who can't be topic it interesting?
Speaker 12 (31:01):
All right?
Speaker 15 (31:01):
So what exactly is Cicada Days about? Well, it's about cicadas.
I mean, it's right there in the title. Oh I know,
But like what's going on? That's a pretty open ended question,
John Boy. Well, as you know, this is the big
Cicada Emergence, which only happens every seventeen years. It's a
time when you go outside and hear trillions of those
charming critters filling the air with a sound like a
(31:23):
nineteen fifties sci fi movie flying Saucer. What better time
to throw a party? Maybe after the noise dies down.
As usual, we Dismal Seepageans kick off the shindig with
the big parade down Main Street. It'll be led by
our Cicada Days mascot Bugsy, a guy in a bug costume,
(31:45):
and hw John Boy, but not just any costume. It
was created by Yeshiro Hondada, who created the creature suits
for several Godzilla movies.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Is it cute?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Nope?
Speaker 15 (31:59):
Thee baton twirlers from Deadly Mantis Junior High will be
on hand. The Fighting Cockroaches marching band from George Lopez
Community College will be playing the hits of the Beatles,
Everything ties in, and of course those wacky Shriners.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Let me guess the cars look like cicadas, not just
look like, but sound like. That's right.
Speaker 15 (32:18):
They've attached kazoos to their exhaust pipes. It's a whole scene, man.
So what's on the schedule. Well, as you know in
Dismal Seepage, we like to kick it up a notch
this weekend we'll be exploring one of the lesser known
facets of cicada mania, eating them.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Are you serious? Damn Skippy John Boy.
Speaker 15 (32:38):
We've got the world famous Bugbeq food truck on hand,
preparing a big bug buffet for all to enjoy. They
have all sorts of taste tempting treats to set your
antennis twitching. Cicada and bacon, kolopano poppers, Cicada masala, cicada parmesan,
cicada burritos, and for you health nuts out there, try
our cicada smoothie.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
So that's bugs and a blender right, along with other delights.
Speaker 15 (33:01):
Like organic banana, blueberries, crickets, oat, milk, wheat germ. Well,
wait a minute, crickets a wonderful source of protein, but
don't worry, it won't distract from the taste of the cicada.
And all these delicious treats can only be found at
Big Cicada Days festival.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
So I guess you've sampled everything.
Speaker 15 (33:21):
We'll have a big closing night concert with Sarah Centipede's
hundred foot Orchestra, and the weekend is sponsored by the
National Department of Health and Human Services.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
The government's footing the bill your tax dollars at work.
You're welcome. Sounds like a smoke screen to get the
peasants to learn how to eat bugs instead of steak.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
So come on down.
Speaker 15 (33:47):
To the big dismal Seepage Cicada Days.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
If you miss it, it'll bug you. Do you have
to peel them first. You're bugging me. You have more
than everybody. The Big Show is on the radio. Still
a lot more coming at you. Hey, hey listener, my
name is Man Only. I'm a motivational speaker.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
I am thirty five years old.
Speaker 12 (34:12):
I am right.
Speaker 15 (34:13):
Divorced, and every morning I listen to Young Boy and
Billy on the Big Show, and I wake up.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
In a vain man's river.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Go on and laugh and leave radio work.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Anny
Wonder Award winning big shows. He'll levest across America. Why
you got it? The next thirty minutes will prove it.
Sports Briefs with Terry Hensen out of the Saint Louis
Sports Hall of Fame. Then we will beat the Blonde.
(35:23):
That's always fun. Tarmac the Magnificent will amaze. That is
just the next thirty minute. That's a big show.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Rolls home.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up. We'll
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Speaker 7 (35:58):
They get him out of the couch and said he's
on man.
Speaker 12 (36:01):
Terry.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Short, he.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Might be.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
All right, Good morning, mister Hanson. How you doing today?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Bo doing pretty well? Man? How about everybody there?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Very good? Very good. Hey, Terrence, before we start, you
and me always talked about when you did see PR
as you've saved a couple of lives in your lifetime.
And I heard something about another recent incident. You did something,
but it wasn't CPR, it wasn't ill on that, Terry.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Well, you know, it's just something, you know, like you said,
we talk about this, you know, do something right. Patty
and I are driving on the highway the other day
and there's a in the other lane to the left
of us is a truck and the back right wheel
was on the rim. So I called nine one one
and said, look, this truck's going in this direction at
this point in time, at this exit, and you probably
(37:00):
ought to do something about this. The guy said, that's good,
I'll send a car out there. So just kind of
bringing that up.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Okay, Well, my old buddy Mona. He used to do
that on purpose and say keep driving, it'll smooth out.
He was saying, do something when you say something that
Moore Terrence. All right, now, I know you got a
story about a picture with your son Joe, picture with
Michael Jordan that kind of comes around. Set us up
on that one.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Bought it, okay, man, you know when it's got the
PGA tour. I got there in eighty four. I had
a buddy of mine who ran the Chicago the Western Open,
and in nineteen eighty four, Michael Jordan came there as
drafted by the bulls, and this guy befriended him. At
this point in time, Michael Jordan could not get on
(37:44):
all the golf courses in Chicago, so my buddy took
him into every club unannounced and dared them to stop him.
And they never did, you know, so that was kind
of cool. And in nineteen eighty eight I called my
buddy and I said, and Michael is already a legend now, okay.
I said to my buddy, why don't you bring Michael
(38:06):
down to play the TPC course that's the one that
had the island seventeenth Green and lived and was near
my house, right, So I said, why don't you bring
him down to play? I said, but but if he comes,
he has to shoot a public service announcement for me.
And the guy said, you're joking, right, I go, no, no,
(38:27):
I'm not joking. So he calls back an hour later
he said, Michael says he needs to talk to you
because he either thinks you're either clueless or you had bikehonies.
I told Michael. He said, he'll have to find out
for himself. So they came down to play the PSAGA,
(38:48):
the PGA toward TPC and they shot the PSA. They
really did. So then the three of us went to
lunch and we're talking and you know, he says, how
you doing, man, how's your family? What do you got?
So I tell him and he says, you know, you
need to bring your son Joe up to Chicago to
my house. Wow. And I said, well, you know, we'll
(39:11):
see if he gets good grades or not. So then
about a week ten days later, I get a picture
from Michael at the PGA tour signed and he goes, Terry,
tell Joe to study hard and we'll see you in Chicago.
So we went up there like a month later to
my buddy to my buddy's house, and we went to
(39:31):
Michael's house like on a Saturday morning. Wow. And we
get in there and Doris Jordan, who I think you know,
answers the door and she says, Michael's not here. And
my friend said, Demores, I just talked to him. So
he comes back about two minutes later, and she leads
us in and we go downstairs and we can take pictures.
(39:53):
And you've seen the picture in my house with Joe,
My of Joe and they're on a sofa and you
thin finish this up.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah, So if we actually bought a condo from Dolores,
from Michael's mama, she got to be good friends with
my wife. That picture and I saw that when I
saw at Terry's house and say, hey, man, that's what
sofa we had. So Michael must have gave that to
his mama to put in the condo at the beach.
And I said, man, we got Michael George, okay, and
(40:21):
make some money. You know, you know me kind of
like when I had my Princess Diana, Beanie, you know you.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Told me that I didn't think you were serious, but
you were right.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Oh yeah, I was, and then a good part of
your wife. Hey man, So where is she said? I
gave it the good will?
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Well, what's the chances of that happen?
Speaker 9 (40:41):
Now?
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Way, that's it for today, guys. I have to tell
you what I'm gonna have on next time though. All right,
I'm gonna talk to you about the afternoon that I
was fired three times at Turner Broadcasting, three times in
one afternoon. I think you want to hear that story.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
All right, good, you're almost reaching a Marty levels, you know,
I thinks, all right, ter, it's good stuff, buddy. Thank
you so much, kiss Patty and the kids for saying
we will play Beat the Blonde right now, Come on,
open up the lines. One eight hundred big show. You
told free went across America. We will play next
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