September 25, 2024 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good more than everybody if my Big Show family yours,
thank you for listening, your listen news what a sports
coming up?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hello?
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Listen Ricky Bay Sharp bro oh about you?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Pot lickers are listening to a couple other pot liquors
noted John Boy and Billy on the Big Show. You know,
I just a guest star on the Playhouse and the
official mascot from mister populist Pizza Runt.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
That's just the tip of the iceberg.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
But this note from John Boy keep it short.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Cogging doodle do, get up working on the middle of
the week.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Here Somedays September twenty fifth, thirty days has September, April, June,
and November and September thirtieth will follow next Mondays less
four weeks. Wonderful month. Hello, Wonderful month shares a lot
of national days for some reason. Here on the fifth
of September, let's hit them right quick. National Daughter's Day,
(01:39):
National Casa DA Day. Take it out there for a
case it is, Get one dare National Family Day. Get
the rest of your family members, what the heck? Feed
them something. Today's National Lobster Day. They talking and mot seafood.
Get a lobster til nineteen ninety five. Gotta cooking yourself though,
save his money, go in the restaurant. That's my National
(02:01):
Lobster Day, heads up for you, instructions on how to
eat them. We tried that one time.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
It's been forever since I'd seen a lobster in the
grocery store, and I saw one in one of the
big aristeaters.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
All right, full lobster.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Yeah, they're swimming around in there.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Awesome, awesome, Yeah, don't overlooking claws. You get your full
in the spiny tail. That's what we have where we
fish off the North Carolina coast of the Atlantic Ocean
is spiny lobsters. I got pictures of member Dad on
the bullshit you Ford had an old studio a little
bit more feet four or five feet. That wasn't nothing
for them, spinish.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
I wanted to set them free.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You're gonna in front of you. National Tune Up Day.
It reminds homeowners to prepare for the winter heating seasons.
National Comic Book Day, National One Hit Wonder Day. We
discussed that many times being a disc jockey and all.
Today is World Dense Breast Day. We've never discussed this, Goues.
(02:58):
I just don't understand it.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Well, I can try to give to you really okay.
So you know the ladies with a very large, well
endowed it's hard to get a picture. Everything shows up
white in the X ray and so does cancer. So
this day is saying, if you have dense breast, the
typical mammogram may not be able to show cancer. So
you need to investigate further, maybe an MRI, maybe ultrasound,
(03:24):
just to make sure you're getting a clear, clear result.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah that is awesome. Yeah, so true. So do that,
you know, man, that's that's the whole thing. Detection early,
get it early. We know so many. I mean, of
course I know Daid right there, Mama, my sisters. Yeah,
so well y'all, So just make sure you do get
that screening.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
So if you if you get a report back and says, oh, well,
you know you're very dense, don't let it just stay
there with it with a typical mammogram.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Hey, man's worlds breast.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
If I'm dense, then we need to you know, go
a step for and go with a dark test.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Cool dude, Thank you, Tay and one more ties in
National Women's Health and Fitness Day, the largest event for
Women's Health of all ages across the country estimated eighty
to one hundred thousand women of all ages gathered local
health and fitness events. So you might want to do
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that too. All right, three days in this story we
got saved up for our three categories and get the
prized by gals. So as I find some more words,
goes some big shows on the radio. Wow, good morning,
big shows on the radiotator. I'm easing into this day
again this morning, and I see what you can win.
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Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yes, baby, thank you very much. So let's they went
three days in history. We will get our categories. Nineteen
ninety five CIRCA Judge Joseph Wilson and Columbia, South Carolina
refused to allow attorney Heather Smith to enter a plea
for her client calls. The female lawyer was wearing pants.
(05:32):
The hearing was postponed. You got to see them legs
go for five That long ago two thousand and one,
students heckled naked protesters during the tenth annual Nude and
Breast Freedom Parade in Berkeley, California. One high school has said,
(05:56):
that's embarrassing and nasty. Old people walking through here could
get a heart attack they were the ones walking, or
just hope people would see them walking, which was wes.
We've often said ones getting naked, you don't necessarily want
to see them there. Yeah, well, off of myke, Co'm
(06:17):
saying it now.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
I'm comp I like the part as we often say,
my god, we said it once, we say it ten
times a day.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
In your head, where you don't want to see a
naked person. I'll be kind of going for that. And finally,
two thousand and three, the US House gave the Federal
Trade Commission explicit authority to create a national do Not
Call directory. That fixed everything, didn't they? I was gonna
ask you if it's like if they text you and
(06:49):
they say you need to get a chance to say
quit calling? You know usually do they stop? Yes, they
have to. It's federal law. Okay, is that the whole
do not call this you? Well, no, that's a whole
different thing different. Yeah, yeah, okay, no time going to
so but I'll just start hitting stop. Okay, okay, thank you?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
What y'all gonna do? Oh? Call in and play out birds?
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Have you ever noticed that the people that are naked
you never really want to see him naked?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
See there it is. We'll look into that later. Interesting,
what ain't under to make show?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You told?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Free line. Let's get a go desant play out birds next.
(07:51):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Hey, right,
quick clarification, Randy expert on the phones and all that stuff.
Don't ever hit anything like ill a text message. You're
gonna do that? Stop deal to quit calling you like that? Yeah,
you say type out the word stop. Okay, I got it. Hey,
here's something you want to pull up draft kings when
(08:14):
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Speaker 5 (08:36):
Let's play upburst.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
John Boyd and Billy to give the prizes from the big.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Prize be.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Let's go contest the number one.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
This should really be a lot of fun when your
playing upberst have a hurry up.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
And guess time you have the best time you have
a big shots. Let's say, hey.
Speaker 8 (09:04):
Travis from Princeton, West, Brginia.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Shots.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Good morning Travis Lord, Hey, hey you are bunny. Come
on in here. Let's get through these three categories and
skin you stand you We'll send you the big Long
Tiger's prize back. Are you ready talking? All right, let's
(09:37):
do it. Then give us three things inside the courtroom
ready to go. Judge Jerry Gaffle, ma'am a man, you
don't gamble on that. All right now, Travis, give us
three places you do not want to see. A naked
person ready to go work Walmart, naked on the bush?
(10:02):
All right? Interesting, I have to look into that. So
uh people that works there trap a song about me?
Why didn't he want to see the Nephewly? Alright, Travis,
here we go for the wind before we find out
what you do. Three calls you do not want to receive,
ready go telemarketer, Bill clicker and political Kennnggar.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Well there is.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
That is manning right, dab baddy, this caffine calls you.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Alright, travings song. What do you do for a living? Buddy,
I'll prey heavy equipment, all right?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Soh yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Don't want to say heavy equipment operators naked? All right?
I just wonder. All right, boys, travels, you hang on,
jack your hook, you up to big long tiger's prize pack,
all right, appreciate hanging your shout out. Yeah, buddy, go ahead.
I give a shout to my old man being there
for me and he's still kicking right, good deal. Try
to appreciate you, buddy. Hang on, don't jump out. Catch
(11:08):
you up on your news. There's some TV thing shows
that time of the year, some of the classics. Yeah,
hang on, be fun, good morning. That's a big show
(11:52):
on the radio. Were talking about on this date, September
twenty Ford Line of the old classic TV shows debut. Dude,
look at that. I sang all the words of the
theme song of the Monsters. Didn't think I could do
it either, but I didn't bet you. So the monster's
uh what it goes along with it was that's a
(12:14):
real theme song to it. Ah, Hi, you admit it? Yeah,
I fight out of it.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
That was debuted on CBS and on the State nineteen
sixty four. The cartoon series one the favorites of all time,
The Bullwinkle Show, debuted on NBC on the State in
nineteen sixty one. Bullwinkle was a moose and Rocky was
(12:49):
a flying squirrel. There he goes right there, what are
the explosions? I don't wear stint. Remember that he was
fast oo break the sound there, so remember.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
That I do not.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
But yeah, I think that sounds like I would really
change camp.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
What about the Daniel Boone Show? Daniel Boone debuted on
NBC as well. That was nineteen sixty four. A man, yes, man.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
From you.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
Whole less a Mountain was yeah, yo booms. He was praying.
He was fearing to send this to as somebody your trees.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
What about nineteen sixty eight debuted The Mod Squad. That
sounds more like rock and bowling a flying squirrel. Actually
big figures you No, it isn't.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
You do that?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
O'er?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Oh god, old film that wasn't The Buds Squad themes
Quad popular? Oh yeah, yeah, well yeah link remember link?
Oh yeah, but Tim Wilson talking about one of his
buddies when he dresses link. Following well, nineteen seventy, The
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Odd Couple premiered on a b c.
Speaker 10 (14:29):
Oh, boy like you, If you're you're not gonna take
this serious, We'll just move on with the.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Crap on teeth today. I'll have about it.
Speaker 11 (14:44):
You welcome, good morning.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
It's a big show on the radio for your Wednesday morning. Well,
there's always something exciting happening in beautiful, dismal sleep in
South Carolina, And here to tell us all about it,
the mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Q. Fiddleswoop. Good morning,
mister Mayor. Good morning, John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
All right, so what's on tap this week? I'm glad
(15:36):
you asked, John Boy. This weekend we're celebrating the great
American tradition of babies. Well, it's not just American babies
are kind of a global thing.
Speaker 12 (15:46):
I had not heard that. Look, I've only got five minutes.
Would you like to discuss semantics after the interview?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Sure, we'll do this.
Speaker 12 (15:55):
Thanks for understanding, John Boy. Yes, babies are everywhere, but
let's face it, American babies are the best, the cutest,
the funniest, and the smartest. And this weekend we're telling
the world with the second annual Dismal Seepage.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Old Baby Festival. Ah, I'll bet the parade is gonna
be special. You can say that again, John Boy, I'll
bet the parade is gonna be special. The toddling trumpetereers
will be leading the way. Is that exactly what it
sounds like. It's a herd of two year old trumpet empressarios. Wow,
what do they play?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Well?
Speaker 12 (16:29):
They were playing an assortment of lullabies, but they kept
falling asleep, so we switched to disco.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
You know, I'm something of a trumpet player myself. The
Shriners will be there.
Speaker 12 (16:42):
Dressed in bonnets and bibs and their little cars decked
out like strollers.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
As John Boy would say, neat well it is nick.
Speaker 12 (16:51):
Parents will get a chance to show off their baby
sports prowess. There will be baby races sponsored by pint
sized Pete's, Puny piercings and toddler tattoos. And don't miss
the high stakes drama of pablum wrestling. Watch Junior throw
hands at his preschool opponent, all in a pool of
lukewarm pablum provided by Pablo's Pablom Barn an illegal Alien
(17:12):
Naturalization Center.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Wait a second. In having babies, grappling and pablum dangerous,
every party needs a pooper.
Speaker 12 (17:24):
And speaking of pooper, John Boy, the Guinness folks will
be on hand as Pert Moxley, a dismal Seepage native,
will attempt to set the world record for changing one
hundred dirty diapers in five minutes, sponsored by Stan Manley's
Nutty Fudge and Diaper Launderer. He deserves a metal no
matter what true dat, John Boy. And although it's all
(17:45):
about babies, we can't leave out the moms, the ladies
from Lactation Nation Wrestling Federation. We'll put on a great
show on Saturday afternoon. Poncho's provided for the first three
rows ring side sponsored by Aunt Tas Jugs, Oh Plenty
Dairy Barn. I assume this was your idea. Hell yeah,
I finally get a chance to use my favorite line,
(18:07):
I'll have what the kids having?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (18:09):
Does your wife think that's funny? Maury Povitz will be
hosting a special edition of Who the Baby Daddy is
sponsored by but in the Oven Bakery and Pregnancy Testing.
And after that, on Saturday night is the Big concert
by the Little Rockxels, a Toddler tribute band playing all
the great songs you grew up with.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 12 (18:32):
They do a cover of John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith that
will blow your socks off. And the icing on the
cake is Joe Biden will be on hand to sniff
all your kids.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Was it hard to find a Joe Biden impersonator personator?
It's the real deal.
Speaker 12 (18:49):
I mean, what the hell else does he have to do?
And he jumped at the chance too. He's even coming
to town a few days early to scope out the talent.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
When all these babies crawling around Dismal Seepage or any
of them yours. So come on down.
Speaker 12 (19:05):
To the big second annual Dismal Seepage Old Baby Festival.
If you miss it, don't go cry into your mommy.
Did Mary Povich call you? We should go to hell?
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
To win coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 13 (19:26):
Good morning, thisious Connery Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
I can't stop my day without listening to the Big
Show with Jron Boy and Billy crush Me. They're a
lot funnier than Doctor Noan blofeld Ooho.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Good morning, it's a big sew on the radio for
your Wednesday, September twenty fifth, old Barbara Walters forgot she dies.
She would have been ninety five years old today, Little
Barbara Barbara wah wah. I remember think upon her on
Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Didn't Oh they did her a hard time.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
We didn't know how.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Good we had it. Man, Now never seen of you
Joyless Bahart and Whoopy.
Speaker 14 (20:54):
It might help I tray.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
In fact, they get worse.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
I think joy Behar's in her is eighty in her eighties.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Man, I guess you got to me that old get
that meme?
Speaker 6 (21:11):
Wow, goodness right, yeah, she's uh, she's she'll be eighty
two in October.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Okay, she's up there now. Oh jesus, oh well no,
this is Barbara Barbara Walda want to Sharon Stone to
portray her as they do a movie.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Because her Oh definitely, I can see that. See the
correlation there.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I'm looking at agress. Heather Locklear is sixty three years old,
y'all bullers in pictures her. She might be about that age.
I the Moore seen take out after her. Yeah, if
he was about ten years you have a chance. Uh well,
we're looking at that later again. Basically, a happy birthday
(22:01):
to you if you're having one. I should have fled
with him, all right, Joy Joy, Well, we have about
two bottles of Good Morning Big Shows on the radio
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it's time for Tater Taman news. Here's our girl, Marcia Taytor.
(22:44):
Alright now, you may.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Have been seeing the puff Daddy in the news right,
he did it. He did it, Daddy Sean Combs, yep,
so he A New York grand jury indicted him on
three counts of sex trafficking, racketeering, and transportation to engage
in prostitution and if convicted Puff Daddy P. Diddy faces
life in federal prison. So to catch you up, he
(23:08):
asked for bail, he was denied bail. He offered fifty million.
I'll pay you fifty million. They denied that, so the
judge was not hearing it. He's been spending time in
detention and he has apparently gone on a hunger strike.
Sources are saying that he's starving behind bars, refuses to
eat the food at the Metropolitan Detention Center there, and
(23:29):
sources close to the investigation are speculating that he may
not be eating because he is paranoid or he's scared.
He's worried about all the people that are going to
be coming forward that have come forward before where he
was able to take care of it, like his ex
Cassie Ventura. She had summoned the courage last November to
come forward and expose him, and then within twenty four
(23:49):
hours they made a settlement between ten and thirty million dollars,
so he was able to stop her from going to
litigation with that. So that's a speculation that that's.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Why he's in summer seeing.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
Maybe he's just yeah, he's trying to do a hunger start.
Maybe he doesn't like the food, you know, So everybody's worried.
I wouldn't be worried, but but I guess he's innocent
until proven guilty.
Speaker 14 (24:12):
And his lawyer is calling the jail that he's in
inhumane so and and he's presumed to be in solitary confinement,
so he only gets out, gets a shower three times
a week, and he only gets out one hour a day.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I heard a pretty rough place.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Yeah, well you know it's not supposed to be a resort.
But also the same, but you are innocent until proven guilty,
so there shouldn't be such harsh things. But he has
had supposedly had religious visits and a dietitian come to
talk to him, which might be in preparation of switching
to a special meal plan like a Koser diet. Who knows,
it's all speculation from News Nation, and like Randy said,
(24:51):
he remains on suicide watch and has regular psych visits
as well as phone contact with his family hasn't been denying.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Things have changed for p Yeah, and you.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
Know, and it's interesting to see clips now surfacing in
social media of him talking to I mean everybody from
back when our Samuel La Hall had a show, and
him talking about his freak out parties or freak off
parties that they would have.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
And stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Yeah, yeah, it's not good. Taylor Swift in the news,
I mean, poor thing. How can she not be? It's
always in there. She's reportedly getting ready to enter her
missus Travis Kelsey era. No no, no, no one spotted
a ring, no one, No official comments from either camp there,
just speculator.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
You know.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
The sleuths online are saying through US Magazine that the
Hottest couple is closing in on taking the next big
step in the relationship, that they're both ready, they're thirty four,
they both want to have a family. One insider says
they both see marriage as something they want sooner rather
than later. And Taylor has always been excited by the
idea of marriage and starting a family. She just hasn't
(25:57):
found the one until now.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Oh, oh good, she found I have some kids. I'll
give her something right about Well.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
I mean, everybody wants to go and have a family,
all right, Mister Beasts. Also in the news YouTube's biggest star,
mister Beast. You know he's got like three hundred and
sixteen million subscribers.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
He's from North Carolina.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Well he's in a little bit of heat rate. Now
he faces a lawsuit from several Beast Games participants. So
it's a show that they were trying to put together
like the Squid Games, and the suit states that several
contestants were hospitalized. Others reported being subjected to chronic mistreatment, degradation,
and hostile work conditions. It is the Beast Games like
the Squid Games. But that's just me with my little
(26:40):
side game. The reality competition show was filmed in July,
promised the winner five million bucks, which is the biggest
single prize in the history of television and streaming. Five
participants of the two thousand that entered Beast Games fintal
lawsuits seeking class action status. Some are speculating, you know,
Amazon and Beast Game to have deep pockets. Maybe they're
(27:01):
just trying to tap into that cash.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
But I'm sure you had to sign something. There's something
playing the Beast game. I think both.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
I think both entities wouldn't be as successful as they
are if they didn't have the fine print written somewhere.
And Prince George, Prince William's oldest son, is eleven years
old and he's taking flying lessons. Yeah, you're with that right,
Mom and Dad watched him climbing to the cockpit with
the instructor, like, all right, boy, see later, we just
got you off training, Wills, go fly the plane. He
landed an hour later with no incident, of course, because
(27:35):
we would have heard about it. And it's royal tradition
for the men in the family to join the military.
But Prince wasn't sent to war, and I mean Prince
William wasn't sent to war, and George would not be
sent to war, although Harry did go and serve two
tours in Afghanistan because he's the spare.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah, all right, that's what I happen to. Well, that's
good as a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy Review.
Yesterday's question. We found out if you're in the average,
you were caring about twenty one hundred of these around
with you everywhere you.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Go photos on your phone us.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, got a lot of pictures there, all right, Today's
John Boy Jeopardy an odd custom in Denmark. If you
reach your twenty fifth birthday and still haven't done this,
your friends will dump cinnamon on you.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
What is lost your baby teeth?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
That's a good guess. I think what jaw got?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
What ain't hundred?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Big show? You told? Free line across America. We go,
do we get to winter? We play John Boy Jeopardy. Next,
(29:04):
Good Morning, It's a big show on the radio, rolling too.
Your Wednesday ham Day, September the twenty five. Today's featured
tragming the Big Show. Bit Box deep thoughts would Mary Jane?
The zombie Apocalypse? It's your key word, zombie bit box
brought you by the Bank of America. Roval four hundred Sunday,
October thirteenth, shot him on the speedway. Let's play Oh Yes,
(29:30):
Live across America. It's John Boyd, Tiffany and now your host.
Speaker 14 (29:35):
He says, if there's ever a zombie apocalypse, it'll probably
happen in the fall, you know, because everybody's got pumpkin
spice on the brain.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
He's John Boyd right there, drave here closer. We'll get
to it. Hey, Chris out of Carl Johnson, Missouri. Good morning, Chris,
Good morning here y'all, buddy, welcome. You got first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy. Here look at this odd custom
in Denmark. If you reach your twenty fifth birthday and
(30:05):
still haven't done this, your friends will dump cinnamon on you.
You haven't gotten married yet, you say, if you hadn't
gotten married, you are correct, sir? Well, the figure it'll
make you smell better. I guess maybe that was a
(30:25):
wrong Chris, good good work, buddy. You got a big
old Southern East pets pack. Hope you got a four
legged the best friend that you love? I got a
couple of them, had a boy, Chris? Will you hang on, Jack?
You hook you up? All right? That's first time call?
Speaker 5 (30:45):
All right?
Speaker 8 (30:46):
But yeah, bodom on the hour, top of your nude
the on the side our time capsule, the September twenty
five fIF don't bress it up.
Speaker 15 (31:33):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
What's up how y'all doing?
Speaker 5 (31:50):
Hey man?
Speaker 7 (31:51):
The new Great Depression rolls on. People having a hard
time do anything for money. Even the crime nowadays is
jacked up. Have you seen on an IT news about
all these metal thieves? And I ain't going about gold
and silver. I'm talking about like breaking in the power company,
stealing copper cab, pulling rain gutters off a man's house,
stealing guardrails and man hole covers. It's like a bunch
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of crackhead termite or attack. Even real crack heads going
what is wrong with these people? Hey, if you're a
cop working on a stolen metal case, I got a
tip for you. You ain't got to interview none of my people.
Ain't no brothers in the scrap metal gag. You're looking
for eight big, thick white boys. They try to steal
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guardrail has some labor intensive crime right now, we ain't
about that. If a brother hooked up one of them gangs,
he lasted about ten minutes. First job of the night.
Boss man say okay, Calvin, put that ladder up against
the house. We gonna pull them rain gutters off and
load them in the truck. Have and be like, no, man,
you gonna pull them gutters off and put them in
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the truck. That ain't for me. I turned the crime
because it was easy. If I want to, I'd get
a job. All right, well, then run get that manhole
cover out the street. Do what why scrap iron? Seventy
eight cents a pound?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
May you out of your mind?
Speaker 7 (33:12):
I ain't picking up no damn hundred pounds man hole cover.
Two things about heavy metal, I don't listen to it,
and I damn sure don't pick it up. I'm a
no eight ways split on seventy eight cents a pound. Hey,
hamburg yourself about two fifty a pounds. Only go knock
over the meat department at the food gin. No, man,
get up that pole and cut down a piece of
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that power line. That's why I got all kind of
copper in it. Yeah, also got fifty thousand volts in it.
I ain't cutting no power lines. Come on, man, they'll
find my dad ass two blocks away when my shoes
blowed off.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
Well, you say you want big money copper, go for
three dollars and eighty cents a pound. Oh yeah, well
you heard about the stuff that got now called weed
itself about eight hundred dollars a pound, and you ain't
got a tote it but an ounce of a time.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
This here gang need to get out.
Speaker 7 (34:02):
The scrap business and get into weed business boss Man,
go Calvin, what you fight?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah? I know man.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Look y'all be careful. I'll catch up with you next week.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
And that, my friends, is why my people ain't in
no scrap metal game. This crime has got more white
people in it than the NHL Hall of Fame. Y'all
think about it, Mom, Marvin Website, Shaun Boy and Billy.
Speaker 15 (34:30):
Business. Good morning, we yelled, dumb right.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Good morning on the radio.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
This guy is and I said, you wake up grumby
this morning, Nanah, let her sleep, inn why you had
something better when I got to work. Unfortunately, this is it.
It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
A grumbly bumbly dude. I'm old and I hate people
on the radio. Back in my day, we didn't have
any wild and wooly, smart mouth crap disturbing, crack pulling
shock jocks. We wanted to hear some old wind bag
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jabber joan about wars and minorities.
Speaker 11 (35:53):
And acting the fool.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
We'd wander into town and see old man didn't know.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
He'd be sitting on an old picklebucket on his front porch,
butt naked except for a paper cup on his winkie
and he'd shake his fist and curse at the frolic
and squirrels, blaming him for all the eels of society.
He'd accuse everyone who walked by hobby In a vampire
or a Martian, and then he'd fling handfuls of poop
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at him. And if you're smarting off to him, he'd
chase you down, and then bony little legs are his,
and he'd lanch on your ears, trying to peel you
like a big fleshy banana and making a necklace out
of the ones he could tear off.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Whippity trippity doogal noogle, look at me.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
I'm a crazy old ear peeling psycho, flinging dingleberries at
Count Dracula and running around with my beanie weenies and
a Dixie gun.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
And it's all the damn squirrel's fault. Oh, happy day.
And we liked it. Ah.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
We didn't have no long winded adult brain, self important
news radio morons gibbering about every other damn thing under
the sun except the real news, having babies and getting
near teeth fixed and hitting from the girl's teeth and
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smooching political heine. Some news in my day We never
knew what was going on in the world. We were
too busy living our utopian dream or sleeping in caves
and eating grubs and roots like a family of ringtailed leamers.
The only news we got was when lightning would strike
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the metal plate in Cuckoo Johnson's head. We'd cram a
wire hangar in his ear for better reception. The sound
would come out of his mouth, and we'd change channels
by twisting on his knknees and putting magnets on his head.
And if the news was bad, we'd say it was
a trick by the devil and shoot more juice through
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him until we heard something we liked, or until Cuckoo
burst into flames. Snip snapper, ringo. Look at us, We're
a bunch of cave dwelling buggy nahles twisting ninnies and
barbecue our neighbors. I can't believe we don't all have tails.
Yippy yippy, yingle dingle. That's all we knew, and we
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liked it.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
We loved it.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
We didn't have any big time syndicated mealy mouthed he
hard horses paduts stinking up the dawn where they's so
called comedy hijinks and jarring us out of a sound sleep,
which was our only escape from the misery that was
our lives. We didn't want to hear some high falutin
honyaks trying to tell us what was funny first thing
(38:51):
in the morning. We knew what was funny first thing
in the morning.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Dang yap It all.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Like when we switched the holy water at the hurch
baptismal with some white corn liquor. And pretty soon all
them drunk babies crawling up and down the aisle wearing
John Deere hats and a lip full of scold, slapping
all the other mommies on a fanny and pulling at
their blouses asking for the breakfast special. And after the
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men folks got into the hoots, they were doing the
same thing. And then the minister would get hammered and
drive his track to naked through town, offering to save
all the fallen women.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Now that was funny.
Speaker 11 (39:35):
Bloo pero, floo peroo.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Looking us, we're a bunch of heathens with a drunkie
booby squeeze.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
And shortspitting babies.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Maybe Father Horny Potter could cure us with his magic
wand that was funny and we liked it.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
We loved it.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Oh, radio sucks. Good morning, and you got the Big
Show on already, have more chances for you to win
coming up after your news, weather and sports. Oh oh,
I didn't know. I didn't see why.
Speaker 16 (40:12):
This is Professor Melwyn handed Day, head of hey ah oh,
head of Big Show Science and History division. And you're
listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
Don Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
When I say that will be history, I didn't mean
to apply and ned give.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
I simply meant that they they Oh what did I mean?
Speaker 2 (41:09):
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Speaker 1 (41:10):
It's a big show on the radio coming up all
things college football and the pac Man interesting weekends. Just
went food all over and looking upcoming college football action
with aymen Mark Packer. All right, and date when we
play Beat the Blonde. Oh, I know we got some
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you think of Liby Newton On We'll deliver.
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Now the Big Show roll
Good more than everybody if my Big Show family yours,
thank you for listening, your listen news what a sports
coming up?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Listen Ricky Bay Sharp bro oh about you?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Pot lickers are listening to a couple other pot liquors
noted John Boy and Billy on the Big Show. You know,
I just a guest star on the Playhouse and the
official mascot from mister populist Pizza Runt.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
That's just the tip of the iceberg.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
But this note from John Boy keep it short.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Cogging doodle do, get up working on the middle of
the week.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Here Somedays September twenty fifth, thirty days has September, April, June,
and November and September thirtieth will follow next Mondays less
four weeks. Wonderful month. Hello, Wonderful month shares a lot
of national days for some reason. Here on the fifth
of September, let's hit them right quick. National Daughter's Day,
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National Casa DA Day. Take it out there for a
case it is, Get one dare National Family Day. Get
the rest of your family members, what the heck? Feed
them something. Today's National Lobster Day. They talking and mot seafood.
Get a lobster til nineteen ninety five. Gotta cooking yourself though,
save his money, go in the restaurant. That's my National
(02:01):
Lobster Day, heads up for you, instructions on how to
eat them. We tried that one time.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
It's been forever since I'd seen a lobster in the
grocery store, and I saw one in one of the
big aristeaters.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
All right, full lobster.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Yeah, they're swimming around in there.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Awesome, awesome, Yeah, don't overlooking claws. You get your full
in the spiny tail. That's what we have where we
fish off the North Carolina coast of the Atlantic Ocean
is spiny lobsters. I got pictures of member Dad on
the bullshit you Ford had an old studio a little
bit more feet four or five feet. That wasn't nothing
for them, spinish.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
I wanted to set them free.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
You're gonna in front of you. National Tune Up Day.
It reminds homeowners to prepare for the winter heating seasons.
National Comic Book Day, National One Hit Wonder Day. We
discussed that many times being a disc jockey and all.
Today is World Dense Breast Day. We've never discussed this, Goues.
(02:58):
I just don't understand it.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Well, I can try to give to you really okay.
So you know the ladies with a very large, well
endowed it's hard to get a picture. Everything shows up
white in the X ray and so does cancer. So
this day is saying, if you have dense breast, the
typical mammogram may not be able to show cancer. So
you need to investigate further, maybe an MRI, maybe ultrasound,
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just to make sure you're getting a clear, clear result.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah that is awesome. Yeah, so true. So do that,
you know, man, that's that's the whole thing. Detection early,
get it early. We know so many. I mean, of
course I know Daid right there, Mama, my sisters. Yeah,
so well y'all, So just make sure you do get
that screening.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
So if you if you get a report back and says, oh, well,
you know you're very dense, don't let it just stay
there with it with a typical mammogram.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Hey, man's worlds breast.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
If I'm dense, then we need to you know, go
a step for and go with a dark test.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Cool dude, Thank you, Tay and one more ties in
National Women's Health and Fitness Day, the largest event for
Women's Health of all ages across the country estimated eighty
to one hundred thousand women of all ages gathered local
health and fitness events. So you might want to do
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that too. All right, three days in this story we
got saved up for our three categories and get the
prized by gals. So as I find some more words,
goes some big shows on the radio. Wow, good morning,
big shows on the radiotator. I'm easing into this day
again this morning, and I see what you can win.
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First thing on our burst.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
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Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yes, baby, thank you very much. So let's they went
three days in history. We will get our categories. Nineteen
ninety five CIRCA Judge Joseph Wilson and Columbia, South Carolina
refused to allow attorney Heather Smith to enter a plea
for her client calls. The female lawyer was wearing pants.
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The hearing was postponed. You got to see them legs
go for five That long ago two thousand and one,
students heckled naked protesters during the tenth annual Nude and
Breast Freedom Parade in Berkeley, California. One high school has said,
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that's embarrassing and nasty. Old people walking through here could
get a heart attack they were the ones walking, or
just hope people would see them walking, which was wes.
We've often said ones getting naked, you don't necessarily want
to see them there. Yeah, well, off of myke, Co'm
(06:17):
saying it now.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
I'm comp I like the part as we often say,
my god, we said it once, we say it ten
times a day.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
In your head, where you don't want to see a
naked person. I'll be kind of going for that. And finally,
two thousand and three, the US House gave the Federal
Trade Commission explicit authority to create a national do Not
Call directory. That fixed everything, didn't they? I was gonna
ask you if it's like if they text you and
(06:49):
they say you need to get a chance to say
quit calling? You know usually do they stop? Yes, they
have to. It's federal law. Okay, is that the whole
do not call this you? Well, no, that's a whole
different thing different. Yeah, yeah, okay, no time going to
so but I'll just start hitting stop. Okay, okay, thank you?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
What y'all gonna do? Oh? Call in and play out birds?
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Have you ever noticed that the people that are naked
you never really want to see him naked?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
See there it is. We'll look into that later. Interesting,
what ain't under to make show?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You told?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Free line. Let's get a go desant play out birds next.
(07:51):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Hey, right,
quick clarification, Randy expert on the phones and all that stuff.
Don't ever hit anything like ill a text message. You're
gonna do that? Stop deal to quit calling you like that? Yeah,
you say type out the word stop. Okay, I got it. Hey,
here's something you want to pull up draft kings when
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Speaker 5 (08:36):
Let's play upburst.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
John Boyd and Billy to give the prizes from the big.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Prize be.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Let's go contest the number one.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
This should really be a lot of fun when your
playing upberst have a hurry up.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
And guess time you have the best time you have
a big shots. Let's say, hey.
Speaker 8 (09:04):
Travis from Princeton, West, Brginia.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Shots.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Good morning Travis Lord, Hey, hey you are bunny. Come
on in here. Let's get through these three categories and
skin you stand you We'll send you the big Long
Tiger's prize back. Are you ready talking? All right, let's
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do it. Then give us three things inside the courtroom
ready to go. Judge Jerry Gaffle, ma'am a man, you
don't gamble on that. All right now, Travis, give us
three places you do not want to see. A naked
person ready to go work Walmart, naked on the bush?
(10:02):
All right? Interesting, I have to look into that. So
uh people that works there trap a song about me?
Why didn't he want to see the Nephewly? Alright, Travis,
here we go for the wind before we find out
what you do. Three calls you do not want to receive,
ready go telemarketer, Bill clicker and political Kennnggar.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Well there is.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
That is manning right, dab baddy, this caffine calls you.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Alright, travings song. What do you do for a living? Buddy,
I'll prey heavy equipment, all right?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Soh yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Don't want to say heavy equipment operators naked? All right?
I just wonder. All right, boys, travels, you hang on,
jack your hook, you up to big long tiger's prize pack,
all right, appreciate hanging your shout out. Yeah, buddy, go ahead.
I give a shout to my old man being there
for me and he's still kicking right, good deal. Try
to appreciate you, buddy. Hang on, don't jump out. Catch
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you up on your news. There's some TV thing shows
that time of the year, some of the classics. Yeah,
hang on, be fun, good morning. That's a big show
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on the radio. Were talking about on this date, September
twenty Ford Line of the old classic TV shows debut. Dude,
look at that. I sang all the words of the
theme song of the Monsters. Didn't think I could do
it either, but I didn't bet you. So the monster's
uh what it goes along with it was that's a
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real theme song to it. Ah, Hi, you admit it? Yeah,
I fight out of it.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
That was debuted on CBS and on the State nineteen
sixty four. The cartoon series one the favorites of all time,
The Bullwinkle Show, debuted on NBC on the State in
nineteen sixty one. Bullwinkle was a moose and Rocky was
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a flying squirrel. There he goes right there, what are
the explosions? I don't wear stint. Remember that he was
fast oo break the sound there, so remember.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
That I do not.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
But yeah, I think that sounds like I would really
change camp.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
What about the Daniel Boone Show? Daniel Boone debuted on
NBC as well. That was nineteen sixty four. A man, yes, man.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
From you.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
Whole less a Mountain was yeah, yo booms. He was praying.
He was fearing to send this to as somebody your trees.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
What about nineteen sixty eight debuted The Mod Squad. That
sounds more like rock and bowling a flying squirrel. Actually
big figures you No, it isn't.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
You do that?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
O'er?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Oh god, old film that wasn't The Buds Squad themes
Quad popular? Oh yeah, yeah, well yeah link remember link?
Oh yeah, but Tim Wilson talking about one of his
buddies when he dresses link. Following well, nineteen seventy, The
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Odd Couple premiered on a b c.
Speaker 10 (14:29):
Oh, boy like you, If you're you're not gonna take
this serious, We'll just move on with the.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Crap on teeth today. I'll have about it.
Speaker 11 (14:44):
You welcome, good morning.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
It's a big show on the radio for your Wednesday morning. Well,
there's always something exciting happening in beautiful, dismal sleep in
South Carolina, And here to tell us all about it,
the mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin Q. Fiddleswoop. Good morning,
mister Mayor. Good morning, John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
All right, so what's on tap this week? I'm glad
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you asked, John Boy. This weekend we're celebrating the great
American tradition of babies. Well, it's not just American babies
are kind of a global thing.
Speaker 12 (15:46):
I had not heard that. Look, I've only got five minutes.
Would you like to discuss semantics after the interview?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Sure, we'll do this.
Speaker 12 (15:55):
Thanks for understanding, John Boy. Yes, babies are everywhere, but
let's face it, American babies are the best, the cutest,
the funniest, and the smartest. And this weekend we're telling
the world with the second annual Dismal Seepage.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Old Baby Festival. Ah, I'll bet the parade is gonna
be special. You can say that again, John Boy, I'll
bet the parade is gonna be special. The toddling trumpetereers
will be leading the way. Is that exactly what it
sounds like. It's a herd of two year old trumpet empressarios. Wow,
what do they play?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Well?
Speaker 12 (16:29):
They were playing an assortment of lullabies, but they kept
falling asleep, so we switched to disco.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
You know, I'm something of a trumpet player myself. The
Shriners will be there.
Speaker 12 (16:42):
Dressed in bonnets and bibs and their little cars decked
out like strollers.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
As John Boy would say, neat well it is nick.
Speaker 12 (16:51):
Parents will get a chance to show off their baby
sports prowess. There will be baby races sponsored by pint
sized Pete's, Puny piercings and toddler tattoos. And don't miss
the high stakes drama of pablum wrestling. Watch Junior throw
hands at his preschool opponent, all in a pool of
lukewarm pablum provided by Pablo's Pablom Barn an illegal Alien
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Naturalization Center.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Wait a second. In having babies, grappling and pablum dangerous,
every party needs a pooper.
Speaker 12 (17:24):
And speaking of pooper, John Boy, the Guinness folks will
be on hand as Pert Moxley, a dismal Seepage native,
will attempt to set the world record for changing one
hundred dirty diapers in five minutes, sponsored by Stan Manley's
Nutty Fudge and Diaper Launderer. He deserves a metal no
matter what true dat, John Boy. And although it's all
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about babies, we can't leave out the moms, the ladies
from Lactation Nation Wrestling Federation. We'll put on a great
show on Saturday afternoon. Poncho's provided for the first three
rows ring side sponsored by Aunt Tas Jugs, Oh Plenty
Dairy Barn. I assume this was your idea. Hell yeah,
I finally get a chance to use my favorite line,
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I'll have what the kids having?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (18:09):
Does your wife think that's funny? Maury Povitz will be
hosting a special edition of Who the Baby Daddy is
sponsored by but in the Oven Bakery and Pregnancy Testing.
And after that, on Saturday night is the Big concert
by the Little Rockxels, a Toddler tribute band playing all
the great songs you grew up with.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 12 (18:32):
They do a cover of John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith that
will blow your socks off. And the icing on the
cake is Joe Biden will be on hand to sniff
all your kids.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Was it hard to find a Joe Biden impersonator personator?
It's the real deal.
Speaker 12 (18:49):
I mean, what the hell else does he have to do?
And he jumped at the chance too. He's even coming
to town a few days early to scope out the talent.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
When all these babies crawling around Dismal Seepage or any
of them yours. So come on down.
Speaker 12 (19:05):
To the big second annual Dismal Seepage Old Baby Festival.
If you miss it, don't go cry into your mommy.
Did Mary Povich call you? We should go to hell?
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
To win coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 13 (19:26):
Good morning, thisious Connery Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
I can't stop my day without listening to the Big
Show with Jron Boy and Billy crush Me. They're a
lot funnier than Doctor Noan blofeld Ooho.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Good morning, it's a big sew on the radio for
your Wednesday, September twenty fifth, old Barbara Walters forgot she dies.
She would have been ninety five years old today, Little
Barbara Barbara wah wah. I remember think upon her on
Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Didn't Oh they did her a hard time.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
We didn't know how.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Good we had it. Man, Now never seen of you
Joyless Bahart and Whoopy.
Speaker 14 (20:54):
It might help I tray.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
In fact, they get worse.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
I think joy Behar's in her is eighty in her eighties.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Man, I guess you got to me that old get
that meme?
Speaker 6 (21:11):
Wow, goodness right, yeah, she's uh, she's she'll be eighty
two in October.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Okay, she's up there now. Oh jesus, oh well no,
this is Barbara Barbara Walda want to Sharon Stone to
portray her as they do a movie.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Because her Oh definitely, I can see that. See the
correlation there.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I'm looking at agress. Heather Locklear is sixty three years old,
y'all bullers in pictures her. She might be about that age.
I the Moore seen take out after her. Yeah, if
he was about ten years you have a chance. Uh well,
we're looking at that later again. Basically, a happy birthday
(22:01):
to you if you're having one. I should have fled
with him, all right, Joy Joy, Well, we have about
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Alright now, you may.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Have been seeing the puff Daddy in the news right,
he did it. He did it, Daddy Sean Combs, yep,
so he A New York grand jury indicted him on
three counts of sex trafficking, racketeering, and transportation to engage
in prostitution and if convicted Puff Daddy P. Diddy faces
life in federal prison. So to catch you up, he
(23:08):
asked for bail, he was denied bail. He offered fifty million.
I'll pay you fifty million. They denied that, so the
judge was not hearing it. He's been spending time in
detention and he has apparently gone on a hunger strike.
Sources are saying that he's starving behind bars, refuses to
eat the food at the Metropolitan Detention Center there, and
(23:29):
sources close to the investigation are speculating that he may
not be eating because he is paranoid or he's scared.
He's worried about all the people that are going to
be coming forward that have come forward before where he
was able to take care of it, like his ex
Cassie Ventura. She had summoned the courage last November to
come forward and expose him, and then within twenty four
(23:49):
hours they made a settlement between ten and thirty million dollars,
so he was able to stop her from going to
litigation with that. So that's a speculation that that's.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Why he's in summer seeing.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
Maybe he's just yeah, he's trying to do a hunger start.
Maybe he doesn't like the food, you know, So everybody's worried.
I wouldn't be worried, but but I guess he's innocent
until proven guilty.
Speaker 14 (24:12):
And his lawyer is calling the jail that he's in
inhumane so and and he's presumed to be in solitary confinement,
so he only gets out, gets a shower three times
a week, and he only gets out one hour a day.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I heard a pretty rough place.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Yeah, well you know it's not supposed to be a resort.
But also the same, but you are innocent until proven guilty,
so there shouldn't be such harsh things. But he has
had supposedly had religious visits and a dietitian come to
talk to him, which might be in preparation of switching
to a special meal plan like a Koser diet. Who knows,
it's all speculation from News Nation, and like Randy said,
(24:51):
he remains on suicide watch and has regular psych visits
as well as phone contact with his family hasn't been denying.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Things have changed for p Yeah, and you.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
Know, and it's interesting to see clips now surfacing in
social media of him talking to I mean everybody from
back when our Samuel La Hall had a show, and
him talking about his freak out parties or freak off
parties that they would have.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
And stuff like that.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Yeah, yeah, it's not good. Taylor Swift in the news,
I mean, poor thing. How can she not be? It's
always in there. She's reportedly getting ready to enter her
missus Travis Kelsey era. No no, no, no one spotted
a ring, no one, No official comments from either camp there,
just speculator.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
You know.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
The sleuths online are saying through US Magazine that the
Hottest couple is closing in on taking the next big
step in the relationship, that they're both ready, they're thirty four,
they both want to have a family. One insider says
they both see marriage as something they want sooner rather
than later. And Taylor has always been excited by the
idea of marriage and starting a family. She just hasn't
(25:57):
found the one until now.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Oh, oh good, she found I have some kids. I'll
give her something right about Well.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
I mean, everybody wants to go and have a family,
all right, Mister Beasts. Also in the news YouTube's biggest star,
mister Beast. You know he's got like three hundred and
sixteen million subscribers.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
He's from North Carolina.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Well he's in a little bit of heat rate. Now
he faces a lawsuit from several Beast Games participants. So
it's a show that they were trying to put together
like the Squid Games, and the suit states that several
contestants were hospitalized. Others reported being subjected to chronic mistreatment, degradation,
and hostile work conditions. It is the Beast Games like
the Squid Games. But that's just me with my little
(26:40):
side game. The reality competition show was filmed in July,
promised the winner five million bucks, which is the biggest
single prize in the history of television and streaming. Five
participants of the two thousand that entered Beast Games fintal
lawsuits seeking class action status. Some are speculating, you know,
Amazon and Beast Game to have deep pockets. Maybe they're
(27:01):
just trying to tap into that cash.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
But I'm sure you had to sign something. There's something
playing the Beast game. I think both.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
I think both entities wouldn't be as successful as they
are if they didn't have the fine print written somewhere.
And Prince George, Prince William's oldest son, is eleven years
old and he's taking flying lessons. Yeah, you're with that right,
Mom and Dad watched him climbing to the cockpit with
the instructor, like, all right, boy, see later, we just
got you off training, Wills, go fly the plane. He
landed an hour later with no incident, of course, because
(27:35):
we would have heard about it. And it's royal tradition
for the men in the family to join the military.
But Prince wasn't sent to war, and I mean Prince
William wasn't sent to war, and George would not be
sent to war, although Harry did go and serve two
tours in Afghanistan because he's the spare.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah, all right, that's what I happen to. Well, that's
good as a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy Review.
Yesterday's question. We found out if you're in the average,
you were caring about twenty one hundred of these around
with you everywhere you.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Go photos on your phone us.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, got a lot of pictures there, all right, Today's
John Boy Jeopardy an odd custom in Denmark. If you
reach your twenty fifth birthday and still haven't done this,
your friends will dump cinnamon on you.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
What is lost your baby teeth?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
That's a good guess. I think what jaw got?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
What ain't hundred?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Big show? You told? Free line across America. We go,
do we get to winter? We play John Boy Jeopardy. Next,
(29:04):
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Your Wednesday ham Day, September the twenty five. Today's featured
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Speaker 14 (29:35):
He says, if there's ever a zombie apocalypse, it'll probably
happen in the fall, you know, because everybody's got pumpkin
spice on the brain.
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He's John Boyd right there, drave here closer. We'll get
to it. Hey, Chris out of Carl Johnson, Missouri. Good morning, Chris,
Good morning here y'all, buddy, welcome. You got first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy. Here look at this odd custom
in Denmark. If you reach your twenty fifth birthday and
(30:05):
still haven't done this, your friends will dump cinnamon on you.
You haven't gotten married yet, you say, if you hadn't
gotten married, you are correct, sir? Well, the figure it'll
make you smell better. I guess maybe that was a
(30:25):
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Speaker 5 (30:45):
All right?
Speaker 8 (30:46):
But yeah, bodom on the hour, top of your nude
the on the side our time capsule, the September twenty
five fIF don't bress it up.
Speaker 15 (31:33):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
What's up how y'all doing?
Speaker 5 (31:50):
Hey man?
Speaker 7 (31:51):
The new Great Depression rolls on. People having a hard
time do anything for money. Even the crime nowadays is
jacked up. Have you seen on an IT news about
all these metal thieves? And I ain't going about gold
and silver. I'm talking about like breaking in the power company,
stealing copper cab, pulling rain gutters off a man's house,
stealing guardrails and man hole covers. It's like a bunch
(32:14):
of crackhead termite or attack. Even real crack heads going
what is wrong with these people? Hey, if you're a
cop working on a stolen metal case, I got a
tip for you. You ain't got to interview none of my people.
Ain't no brothers in the scrap metal gag. You're looking
for eight big, thick white boys. They try to steal
(32:34):
guardrail has some labor intensive crime right now, we ain't
about that. If a brother hooked up one of them gangs,
he lasted about ten minutes. First job of the night.
Boss man say okay, Calvin, put that ladder up against
the house. We gonna pull them rain gutters off and
load them in the truck. Have and be like, no, man,
you gonna pull them gutters off and put them in
(32:54):
the truck. That ain't for me. I turned the crime
because it was easy. If I want to, I'd get
a job. All right, well, then run get that manhole
cover out the street. Do what why scrap iron? Seventy
eight cents a pound?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
May you out of your mind?
Speaker 7 (33:12):
I ain't picking up no damn hundred pounds man hole cover.
Two things about heavy metal, I don't listen to it,
and I damn sure don't pick it up. I'm a
no eight ways split on seventy eight cents a pound. Hey,
hamburg yourself about two fifty a pounds. Only go knock
over the meat department at the food gin. No, man,
get up that pole and cut down a piece of
(33:33):
that power line. That's why I got all kind of
copper in it. Yeah, also got fifty thousand volts in it.
I ain't cutting no power lines. Come on, man, they'll
find my dad ass two blocks away when my shoes
blowed off.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (33:46):
Well, you say you want big money copper, go for
three dollars and eighty cents a pound. Oh yeah, well
you heard about the stuff that got now called weed
itself about eight hundred dollars a pound, and you ain't
got a tote it but an ounce of a time.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
This here gang need to get out.
Speaker 7 (34:02):
The scrap business and get into weed business boss Man,
go Calvin, what you fight?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah? I know man.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Look y'all be careful. I'll catch up with you next week.
Speaker 7 (34:12):
And that, my friends, is why my people ain't in
no scrap metal game. This crime has got more white
people in it than the NHL Hall of Fame. Y'all
think about it, Mom, Marvin Website, Shaun Boy and Billy.
Speaker 15 (34:30):
Business. Good morning, we yelled, dumb right.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Good morning on the radio.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
This guy is and I said, you wake up grumby
this morning, Nanah, let her sleep, inn why you had
something better when I got to work. Unfortunately, this is it.
It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
A grumbly bumbly dude. I'm old and I hate people
on the radio. Back in my day, we didn't have
any wild and wooly, smart mouth crap disturbing, crack pulling
shock jocks. We wanted to hear some old wind bag
(35:51):
jabber joan about wars and minorities.
Speaker 11 (35:53):
And acting the fool.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
We'd wander into town and see old man didn't know.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
He'd be sitting on an old picklebucket on his front porch,
butt naked except for a paper cup on his winkie
and he'd shake his fist and curse at the frolic
and squirrels, blaming him for all the eels of society.
He'd accuse everyone who walked by hobby In a vampire
or a Martian, and then he'd fling handfuls of poop
(36:22):
at him. And if you're smarting off to him, he'd
chase you down, and then bony little legs are his,
and he'd lanch on your ears, trying to peel you
like a big fleshy banana and making a necklace out
of the ones he could tear off.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Whippity trippity doogal noogle, look at me.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
I'm a crazy old ear peeling psycho, flinging dingleberries at
Count Dracula and running around with my beanie weenies and
a Dixie gun.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
And it's all the damn squirrel's fault. Oh, happy day.
And we liked it. Ah.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
We didn't have no long winded adult brain, self important
news radio morons gibbering about every other damn thing under
the sun except the real news, having babies and getting
near teeth fixed and hitting from the girl's teeth and
(37:21):
smooching political heine. Some news in my day We never
knew what was going on in the world. We were
too busy living our utopian dream or sleeping in caves
and eating grubs and roots like a family of ringtailed leamers.
The only news we got was when lightning would strike
(37:41):
the metal plate in Cuckoo Johnson's head. We'd cram a
wire hangar in his ear for better reception. The sound
would come out of his mouth, and we'd change channels
by twisting on his knknees and putting magnets on his head.
And if the news was bad, we'd say it was
a trick by the devil and shoot more juice through
(38:04):
him until we heard something we liked, or until Cuckoo
burst into flames. Snip snapper, ringo. Look at us, We're
a bunch of cave dwelling buggy nahles twisting ninnies and
barbecue our neighbors. I can't believe we don't all have tails.
Yippy yippy, yingle dingle. That's all we knew, and we
(38:26):
liked it.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
We loved it.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
We didn't have any big time syndicated mealy mouthed he
hard horses paduts stinking up the dawn where they's so
called comedy hijinks and jarring us out of a sound sleep,
which was our only escape from the misery that was
our lives. We didn't want to hear some high falutin
honyaks trying to tell us what was funny first thing
(38:51):
in the morning. We knew what was funny first thing
in the morning.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Dang yap It all.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
Like when we switched the holy water at the hurch
baptismal with some white corn liquor. And pretty soon all
them drunk babies crawling up and down the aisle wearing
John Deere hats and a lip full of scold, slapping
all the other mommies on a fanny and pulling at
their blouses asking for the breakfast special. And after the
(39:22):
men folks got into the hoots, they were doing the
same thing. And then the minister would get hammered and
drive his track to naked through town, offering to save
all the fallen women.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Now that was funny.
Speaker 11 (39:35):
Bloo pero, floo peroo.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Looking us, we're a bunch of heathens with a drunkie
booby squeeze.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
And shortspitting babies.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Maybe Father Horny Potter could cure us with his magic
wand that was funny and we liked it.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
We loved it.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Oh, radio sucks. Good morning, and you got the Big
Show on already, have more chances for you to win
coming up after your news, weather and sports. Oh oh,
I didn't know. I didn't see why.
Speaker 16 (40:12):
This is Professor Melwyn handed Day, head of hey ah oh,
head of Big Show Science and History division. And you're
listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
Don Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (40:28):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
When I say that will be history, I didn't mean
to apply and ned give.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
I simply meant that they they Oh what did I mean?
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
It's a big show on the radio coming up all
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went food all over and looking upcoming college football action
with aymen Mark Packer. All right, and date when we
play Beat the Blonde. Oh, I know we got some
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