July 3, 2024 • 33 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Run
into your Wednesday, July third. Today's feature track for the
Big Show bit Box Colonel Hanson's original All Purpose third
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Nine to nine John will Billy, I'm making over the summer.
(00:45):
Set it over here. Student going off to schools Hey,
right now, let's play beat blade. Let's me my contestant.
Paul from the Lake Martin, Ala, Mama, Good morning, Paul,
good morning, good boy, good boy. Welcome Barnie, all right,
(01:05):
welcome man. He know we're gonna do. Asked Tad some questions,
she'll answer you agree or disagree? Get two bells before
two buzzers. You get one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of Ball's not cleaning products of it. I see that
maybe pet ready ours Paul down Alabama, Hello Paul, Hello,
Hello all right, tyer, Which one of your five senses
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three four five tends to diminish the quickest as you
grow older?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Looking around the room, a jew old folks, I'd say
your fashion sense.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You don't like my pet ball, don't shop adopt t shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh, I just don't like it with those purple pants
you're wearing. Your Your sense of taste diminishes the quickest
as you grow older.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Paul Danner says, that's your sense of taste with your tongue.
The tongue taste, not fashioned it. And what do you do, Paul?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You disagreed, and that was the thing to do. Your
sense of smell, sense of smells, old people smell funny.
You're close, all right? One bell for Paul, One more
will win, all right, Marsaiah. According to medical experts, should
you be worried if your fifty eight year old husband
(02:31):
feels extremely amorous every single night at bedtime?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You should be worried only if he starts forgetting to
come home. That would be when that's a problem. So no,
you don't need to worry if he becomes amorous. No,
do not worry.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Paul. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
And that is for the way, that's perfectly normal for
a man's sex drive the last well into their seventies,
as long as you can mind the smell, right, Paul,
good work body. One hundred twenty dollars worth of bull
snot cleaning products. Head down to Lake Martin for you.
(03:15):
Thank you so much, good work, Brody work man. Alright,
we're gonna jump out, catch you up on your news.
Where we are darling, North Carolina. Got a little break
from the heat and eat back up On the fourth,
fillers will celebrate good morning. It's a big showing the radio.
(04:10):
I don't know about celebrating in the heat, but we
are heat related. I Pillars take it a very personal
top tendler is from mister Pillars.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I guess that's my cue. Well, well done this just
in I'm fat, and for that reason, and that reason alone,
I hate summertime. I tell you right now, when the
temperature gets above seventy five degrees, I'm like Ernest borgnine
in every episode of Michale's Navy. I sweat a lot
like the afternoon show at Sea World. I'll tell you
that right now. I won't use gold Bonder corn starts
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because all they do is make gravy. Oh oh mommy,
oh mommy, there's.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
A hair in it.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Shut up, kid, I'm fat in summer. I have to
wring out my shoes every day as a wet t
shirt contest. Lonnie Edison Boom sweat hot. Jeff Pillars Boom
sweat gets me kicked out of Walmart. Now let's get
to it from the home office at the Zach Gallifanakis
Institute of Triple Chinnery and Whino Perspiration Distillery. Today's Top
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ten things. I sweat like Number ten. I sweat like
a Hershey bar in Amy Schumer's back pocket. Number nine.
I sweat like the cameraman on an Alec Baldwin movie
Too Soon, Shut Up Kid.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Number eight.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I sweat like George Costanza eating Kung pow chicken. George
likes his chicken spicy. Number seven. I sweat like Hillary
Clinton being asked to put her hand on a bible.
Number six. I sweat like Madonna's plastic surgeon reading Yelp reviews.
Number five. I sweat like a one legged hooker working
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both sides of the street.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Number four.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I sweat like a cat trying to bury crap on
a marble floor.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Number three.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I sweat like Tom Brady shopping for it's a flat
is this thing on? Number two. I sweat like a
bud light salesman at a biker bar. And the number
one thing. I sweat like Joe Biden at a preschool
open house.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I'm fat.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Good morning, Big show's on the radio, and now it's
story time with your host, Carl Childers.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
I figured since we was right around the fourth of July,
it might be a good time to tell the story
of Independence Day.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
I can tell you about it if you owed me too.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
All right, well, sir, what's upon a time the fresh
Prince was in the Air Force. He was living in
sin with this exotic dancer. Some folks calls them strippers.
I call them exotic dancers. You could tell what she
done for a living on account of her false bosoms.
(07:31):
While the fresh Prince was getting jiggy with that dancer, Gal.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Tater like it.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
A passle of Martians, they decided they had a hanker
and to take over the Earth. Them space ships was
flying all over the world, just hanging in the sky
there waiting to make their move. Then that fella that
played the fly in that Fly movie, he's working over
to the cable company.
Speaker 8 (07:56):
He had a boss there kindly talked like me, pollering David.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Well, sir, the fly caught onto their plans about that time.
Then Martians started blowing up stuff.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
The President couldn't figure out what to do but to fly.
He had it all figured out.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
But the President he's a tag prideful and didn't want
to listen to him. But about the time the White
House blowed up, he come around a bit. So the President,
the Fly, and that fella from Taxi and some other folks.
They all flied off to the desert where it is safe.
The Fresh Prince and that gianzz singer that thinks a
good bit of hisself ain't tried fighting them Martians off,
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but the Martians put a hurting on him, but good
wiped them all out, except for the Fresh Prince. He
managed to wreck one of them Martians rigs plumb whooped
the tar out of him. Then he smoked a cigar.
I didn't understand that part of it, well, sir. He
wrapped up that Martian fella and no old parachute command
to dragging him across the desert. Sudden he run up
(09:00):
on cousin Edni from in Vacation Movies. He was in
a bad way with a.
Speaker 8 (09:04):
Hard liquor driving a motor home with a bunch of
other folks in tow.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
They helped The Fresh Prince told him to that secret
place in the desert there where they had a bunch
of them space boogers and big old jars. David had
one of their ship rigs there floating in space right
there in the garage. Seemed like this wasn't the first
time them space bogers had been here. I guess they's
back looking for all their friends. Well, sir, them scientists
(09:29):
fellers at this secret place, they was kindly curious.
Speaker 8 (09:32):
About what was inside them.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Martian. They started cutting one of them open. Trouble was,
he weren't quite dead yet. He jumped up, started tearing
up the place. He even turned that mister Data from
Star Trek into a hand puppet. Well, sir, they know
dem Martian was fixing the take over the world.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
They didn't have much time to stop it.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
The Fly there they figured out how to get him
and him and that fresh prince flew up to that
floating space rig up in the big ship there.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Ard you everything.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
They used the Fly's laptop computer and they knocked that
invisible fence down and blowed up the big ship. Mister
Bill Cox said, now was pretty neat trick.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
He can't hardly get on his Facebook.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Back on Earth, the President gave a speech about being
Independence Day got everybody to yehawing. They showed everybody else
in the world low of knocked them space ships out,
and they commenced to getting it done.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
Cousin Eddie he.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
Sobered up long enough to fly his plane right up
into the space ship's backside.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
It blowed up real good.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
All them Martians was yelling, what'd you kill us Martians fur?
What does kill us Martians fur? Except theyre doing in
Martian talk. I didn't understand it, and it makes sense
that that's what they'd be saying. Then to fly and
the fresh prince they come back to Earth smoked another cigar.
I didn't get that part of it. Then, once all
the people in the world high fived each other and celebrated,
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they cleaned up and went.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
Back to hating each other like they supposed to. Dude
more than the story, it no.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Matter if you come from Mars or Hawaii, when you
start fooling around with American freedoms, we get a mite
hot about it.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
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Speaker 8 (11:20):
You want to use these sparklers to let DC guard
little fellers.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Herolana still another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes
from right now. It's a big sell. Oh letting somebody
better tam it than me, tell you than me?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
All right time might be the Big Show that stuff
picking him up at you? Whoa, it's you, Marcel? What
am I doing well?
Speaker 9 (11:47):
When I'm not hanging up on ray thing fat boying
trying to cure baths of her terminal blondness. I'm listening
to my two favorite straight white Southern points, John boyant
Billie on the Big Show. Oh, Marcel, just stop, No,
I won't tell Randy that.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Hello, good morning. It's a big show on the radio,
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it up. See John Boy Billy Late Risers podcast, where
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(13:01):
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(13:23):
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from the desk Containlered what to watch? Here's Marcy Tay.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
All right, we're gonna look at the box office report
from the weekend. Inside Out two was number one for
the third straight weekend. Kids are out of school. It's
a good flick to take them too. They earned fifty
seven point four million this weekend, so that's a total
of four hundred and sixty nine million in the United
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States alone, and they have surpassed the one billion mark. Globally.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Okay, Go Pigxar, Go Pixar.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
The horror prequel Quiet Place, Day one debuted in second place.
Speaker 8 (14:40):
I'm kind of.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Excited about that. I like the concept and it was
a good movie.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
The first two.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Have you ever seen them? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Kevin Costner's epic Western Horizon and American Saga Chapter one
debuted in third place. Critics are saying, give it a chance.
I know it's three hours, but the give it a chance.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
It's air condition.
Speaker 10 (15:02):
Ain't got nothing else to do, and there's specks, so
you gotta get that one for you really cheap one.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, that's why I've heard bad Boys. Rider Died dropped
from second to fourth place. And a science fiction epic
out of India Kalki twenty eight ninety eight a D
came in fifth place. Calki Caulki k A l k
I twenty ninety eight a D Okay, fifth place? All right?
(15:28):
What's coming out Friday? Well? Friday is a movie called
Maxine m a x x x I n e O.
It's about a story that takes place in eighties Hollywood.
Adult film star and aspiring actress Maxine Minx finally gets
her big break, but as a mysterious killer stalks the
starlets of Hollywood, a trail of blood, threatened to reveal
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her sinister past. It's a horror, is that where Minx Well,
I don't know what came first Maxine and her her
little trouble, her professional name or the mix.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
The real mystery is why are you asking?
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Because shows this.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Raider er yes, streaming over on Prime Video House of Gucci.
You may have remembered them from the Oscars. They did
pretty well there as stars. Lady Gaga as Patricia and
Adam Drivers and al Pacino are also in this as
a Gucci entrepreneurs and and and.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
What we're remembering about Gucci's during.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Some Yeah, Lady Gaga's in it, and uh it was
nominated for Oscars.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
So now it's streaming, Okay, now it's.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Now it's streaming over on That's.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Well, not only can she catch a football in the air,
she can also act and over on Netflix Boogie Nights
in case you never got to see Boogie Nights. That
is on Netflix, along with Catch Me if you can,
Good Fellas, and The Dark Knight, Right right, but thank.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You very much. That before well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play wordy word.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
What eight hundred big show you told? Free line. We'll
get a couple of contestants and play next. Good morning,
(17:38):
This is a big show on the radio. Run into
your Wednesday, July third, Today's feature track from The Big Show,
Big Box Colonel Hanson's original long promise stirred poly search
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Speaker 8 (17:53):
I had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Think the wordy word, the word any word. Let's meet
the contestants. We got heat from loose down Mississippi. Good morning, Heath, Hey,
anybody welcome in here. And we got Nate out of
rowing over Virginia. Good morning, Nate, Good morning, don Boy,
good morning. All right boys, Uh Nate, that's heat down
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to Mississippi. He does nay nothing Virginia. Y'all gonna play
each other, Okay, all right, all right, Okay, Nate and
Tate on one team, boy, Heath on the other. All right, Natan, Tate,
you relax, me and Heath see what we canna do
for round one? All right, Heath? You ready not buddy? Yeah,
(18:39):
go ahead, right, let's see what we can do then, okay, alright,
start the clock. Now you have two of these with
fingers on them. You have two of them and they
have fingers on them. Yes, okay, rhymes with it. You
own acres?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
You own.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Rhymes with it, own acres? Another you own a bunch
of what? Fifty eight a lot? Yes, all right, rhymes
with it.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Do not set but.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Damn yeah, rhymes with it. I play a trumpet in
the band, had a boy. Alright, we got Heath going
a little bit down for the end of four on
the board. So Nate and Tate for their round one?
Great you ready, Nate, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
And go one thousand dollars? Is a what rhymes with it?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
H on a band?
Speaker 5 (19:37):
No, there's a.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Candy bar one hundred thousand what brand?
Speaker 10 (19:41):
Grand Grand?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yes, all right, rhymes with it.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
You have you you do this to uh huh?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
You have vegetables and you soar them for the winter.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
You have done what to them?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Whoa god?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
It rhymes with it not jarg.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh can Yeah, alright, they've got canned at the buzzer. Yes, yeah,
two on the board. All right, Heath, we lead four
to two, going in around till you're ready to pile on.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Oh yeah, all right, I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Pumping heath up. Okay, that's right, come on, I'm ready, okay,
all right, oh okay, man, alright, okay, all right, I'm
looking at it. Okay, all right, ready go. It still
rhymes and you have one of these in you and hormonal?
What uh lord? I did a song keep your blank
(20:45):
to yourself. That The song was like keep your hands
to yourself, you know, but I did another one, and
to put this in in the title instead of that
other one. Hormonal?
Speaker 10 (20:58):
No anybody, no, pituitary, Oh yeah, that was thank god.
And you didn't ask until okay, four still on.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
The boards, so we did not give Nathan.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Me.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
So now two will time, three will win?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
All right, ready go, pituitary, Yes, all right, now past tense.
When you go to the blanking bed or you go outside,
oh you've been on vacation, you are so blank?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Can yes?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Sorry, you pick this, you make a pie out of it?
Red delicious as one. No, we're not riding anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yes, our for the wind. You got chest enough to
win at.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Five and four, and I did not need to pump
him up, you know that?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Now gone it? Hey, come up a little short, bunny,
but you can try again anytime.
Speaker 9 (21:59):
Man.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Appreciate you playing game, all right, Thank you, all right, buddy,
and night up rowing. Ok, you get big Old Lord
Tiger's prize packed for you victory. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah,
good morning, got a big showing the radio time with
a bit request. Mickey A. Shul from Magnolia, Alabama says,
(22:23):
I want to hear Gay Bucy at the Nudie Beach.
All right, Mickey, glad this ain't TV. We'll get it
for you next. Good morning, and it's a big showing
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the radio. I've been requests coming out of Magnolia, Alabama.
Mister Meggy shuleusday in his Gary music. It's time for
another entry into the diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Dear Diary, this is Gary ucy well Diary. After a
long summer of playing Felix Hunger opposite Gaylard Sartaine's Oscar
Madison and the Odd Couple at the Beef Gristle Mill
Dinner Theater at Hoshcost, Wisconsin, I needed a little break.
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There is just enough summer left to score a little
sun and fun. So crazy Frankie and I packed a
bag and headed off to the Watnejo, Mexico. That's the
place at the end of Shawshank Redemption. But we weren't
going to be standing a boat with mister Susan Sarandon.
We had top line digs set up at Senior Sonny's
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Nude Beach Resort, Holiday Road, Holiday Road.
Speaker 9 (24:11):
Naked.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
The Crazy One and I had been to a nudist
colony of four, but that was fraught with the dangers
of nature, ticks and fireheads and rabbid weasels looking to
snack on Uncle Gary's fiesta bundle.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Oh ya ya ya yea, yeah, yeah, yah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
This was gonna be nothing but sun and fun and
wearing none. We caught the six fifteen direct flight on
the resort's private airline of choice, Dairy Air. Our flight
attendant Shane nene Guavara, got us good and greased up
on this bacon flavored mescal called squeala Tequila. Perfect name
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for it too. By the time we landed, Crazy Frankie
was stripped to his tidy white as and I was
ride him up and down the aisle like he was
that baby is delivering squealings. Another round of Squealings mister
you sure god a real purty mill. I don't remember
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getting to the hotel, but we woke up when the
maids started screaming at us. We figured it was because
we still had our clothes on, but the more we
shucked our duds, the louder she squalled. We both speak
a bit of the niche, but neither one of us
had a hobloed her LINGO. Now, according to the brochure,
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all maids are supposed to be nude. Too crazy, Frankie,
I kept indicating that as long as we was free swagging,
she needed to start stripped to her giblets. Too offre
she started proocing up the joint. If not, we's going
to get on Yelp and run hot on them for
false advertising. About that time, I'm a naked girl comes
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strolling in, claiming she was the maid. Turns out we
gone to the wrong room, and the reason we couldn't
understand the other girl was on account of she's Swedish Sweish.
The only Sweetish I knew was what I learned on
the Muppet Show, so I tried some of that bored deep.
(26:21):
I guess I must have said something off color because
she tried to slap me in the stones with the
ice bucket.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Hey, Swedish Philly, stop backing silly, Stop trying to hit.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Me into Willie, Sweetish fish sweedish meatball, sweedish poorn.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
You make me wish I was never bore hack hag
me ouch.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Crazy. Frank and I decided to lay low after our
little international incident, so we grabbed our towels and sauntered
out to the beach. Now, one of the problems with
nude sunbathing is putting on the sunscreen, because you got
to put it on everything ev ray fine, and there's
(27:00):
no delicate way to apply it in certain areas. And
once you put it on, the job's not done and
you gotta rub it in or you look like a
slab of ham on an open faced sandwich cover of mayonnaise.
So you're standing out there and open trying not to
look like a pervert. I'm all hunched over, trying to
hide the expression on my face, like a dog looking
(27:21):
at you when he's copping a squat in the yard.
I didn't need the sun to turn me red. I'll
tell you that it was like a fraternity hazen. Hey, there,
sport pull up a log. What you want in your
hot dog FPF fitny. Yeah, I was hoping to avoid
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any run ins with critters while exposing my beautiful bare
oscar nominated flesh to all this glo glorious global warming.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
But that wasn't my luck.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
I believe the phrase the early bird gets the worm
was coined by someone who tried to lay out naked
around seagulls. And then I'd roll over and I had
to worry about getting the crabs. Not the little ones
that you get from dating extras on a B movie,
the biggest. They bury themselves in the sand. By the
time you realize you're sleeping face down on one of them,
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they latched onto your personality. You think putting on sunscreen
is in barness, We go ask the lifeguard if help
you probably the lunch special off of your joystick, and
then it's off to rintz clean your shame in the
clear blue ocean. Right rawn, You're just dangling live bait
in front of a shark or a barracuda. You just
(28:35):
can't win, no matter what the venue, Gary's on the menu,
No time to holler, just bite you and swaller.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Mother Nature, Mother Nature, kissing.
Speaker 8 (28:43):
My butt with a relish.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Vacation weren't a total loss.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
That wacko sweetish chicky turned out to be a massuse,
too bad the parts I wanted her to rub God
of pad burnt, and I got her number and a
promise that you visit me in Malibu. So I bought
the Rosetta stone at the airport and started to learn
Swedish like a native brother, like a dad gum native. Well, Diary,
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I got a ski daddle. I'm going to a celebrity
thumb wrestling tournament with Jeqe Nielsen. I wonder what the
Swedish word is for bot boat. Until next time, Diary
exs and O's Gary.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Se good morning, and it's a big show on the
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radio and our face the track on the Big Show
Big Box. You want to have this one on your
John Bone Billy albums. Keywords original Polish and you hit
the Big Box at the Big Show dot coms.
Speaker 9 (30:16):
We'll be back with more of the John Boy and
Billy Big Show in just a moment. But first, friends,
bird Fern here, have you ever turned in a report
to your boss that didn't exactly cut the mustard? You
fat head? What do I pray you for you ever
spend hours in the kitchen slaving over a big holiday
meal that even the dogs wouldn't eat. Have the love
(30:42):
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Paul from the Lake Martin, Ala, Mama, Good morning, Paul,
good morning, good boy, good boy. Welcome Barnie, all right,
(01:05):
welcome man. He know we're gonna do. Asked Tad some questions,
she'll answer you agree or disagree? Get two bells before
two buzzers. You get one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of Ball's not cleaning products of it. I see that
maybe pet ready ours Paul down Alabama, Hello Paul, Hello,
Hello all right, tyer, Which one of your five senses
(01:29):
three four five tends to diminish the quickest as you
grow older?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Looking around the room, a jew old folks, I'd say
your fashion sense.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
You don't like my pet ball, don't shop adopt t shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh, I just don't like it with those purple pants
you're wearing. Your Your sense of taste diminishes the quickest
as you grow older.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Paul Danner says, that's your sense of taste with your tongue.
The tongue taste, not fashioned it. And what do you do, Paul?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You disagreed, and that was the thing to do. Your
sense of smell, sense of smells, old people smell funny.
You're close, all right? One bell for Paul, One more
will win, all right, Marsaiah. According to medical experts, should
you be worried if your fifty eight year old husband
(02:31):
feels extremely amorous every single night at bedtime?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You should be worried only if he starts forgetting to
come home. That would be when that's a problem. So no,
you don't need to worry if he becomes amorous. No,
do not worry.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Paul. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
And that is for the way, that's perfectly normal for
a man's sex drive the last well into their seventies,
as long as you can mind the smell, right, Paul,
good work body. One hundred twenty dollars worth of bull
snot cleaning products. Head down to Lake Martin for you.
(03:15):
Thank you so much, good work, Brody work man. Alright,
we're gonna jump out, catch you up on your news.
Where we are darling, North Carolina. Got a little break
from the heat and eat back up On the fourth,
fillers will celebrate good morning. It's a big showing the radio.
(04:10):
I don't know about celebrating in the heat, but we
are heat related. I Pillars take it a very personal
top tendler is from mister Pillars.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
I guess that's my cue. Well, well done this just
in I'm fat, and for that reason, and that reason alone,
I hate summertime. I tell you right now, when the
temperature gets above seventy five degrees, I'm like Ernest borgnine
in every episode of Michale's Navy. I sweat a lot
like the afternoon show at Sea World. I'll tell you
that right now. I won't use gold Bonder corn starts
(04:43):
because all they do is make gravy. Oh oh mommy,
oh mommy, there's.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
A hair in it.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Shut up, kid, I'm fat in summer. I have to
wring out my shoes every day as a wet t
shirt contest. Lonnie Edison Boom sweat hot. Jeff Pillars Boom
sweat gets me kicked out of Walmart. Now let's get
to it from the home office at the Zach Gallifanakis
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ten things. I sweat like Number ten. I sweat like
a Hershey bar in Amy Schumer's back pocket. Number nine.
I sweat like the cameraman on an Alec Baldwin movie
Too Soon, Shut Up Kid.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Number eight.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I sweat like George Costanza eating Kung pow chicken. George
likes his chicken spicy. Number seven. I sweat like Hillary
Clinton being asked to put her hand on a bible.
Number six. I sweat like Madonna's plastic surgeon reading Yelp reviews.
Number five. I sweat like a one legged hooker working
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both sides of the street.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Number four.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I sweat like a cat trying to bury crap on
a marble floor.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Number three.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I sweat like Tom Brady shopping for it's a flat
is this thing on? Number two. I sweat like a
bud light salesman at a biker bar. And the number
one thing. I sweat like Joe Biden at a preschool
open house.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
I'm fat.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Good morning, Big show's on the radio, and now it's
story time with your host, Carl Childers.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
I figured since we was right around the fourth of July,
it might be a good time to tell the story
of Independence Day.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
I can tell you about it if you owed me too.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
All right, well, sir, what's upon a time the fresh
Prince was in the Air Force. He was living in
sin with this exotic dancer. Some folks calls them strippers.
I call them exotic dancers. You could tell what she
done for a living on account of her false bosoms.
(07:31):
While the fresh Prince was getting jiggy with that dancer, Gal.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Tater like it.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
A passle of Martians, they decided they had a hanker
and to take over the Earth. Them space ships was
flying all over the world, just hanging in the sky
there waiting to make their move. Then that fella that
played the fly in that Fly movie, he's working over
to the cable company.
Speaker 8 (07:56):
He had a boss there kindly talked like me, pollering David.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Well, sir, the fly caught onto their plans about that time.
Then Martians started blowing up stuff.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
The President couldn't figure out what to do but to fly.
He had it all figured out.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
But the President he's a tag prideful and didn't want
to listen to him. But about the time the White
House blowed up, he come around a bit. So the President,
the Fly, and that fella from Taxi and some other folks.
They all flied off to the desert where it is safe.
The Fresh Prince and that gianzz singer that thinks a
good bit of hisself ain't tried fighting them Martians off,
(08:38):
but the Martians put a hurting on him, but good
wiped them all out, except for the Fresh Prince. He
managed to wreck one of them Martians rigs plumb whooped
the tar out of him. Then he smoked a cigar.
I didn't understand that part of it, well, sir. He
wrapped up that Martian fella and no old parachute command
to dragging him across the desert. Sudden he run up
(09:00):
on cousin Edni from in Vacation Movies. He was in
a bad way with a.
Speaker 8 (09:04):
Hard liquor driving a motor home with a bunch of
other folks in tow.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
They helped The Fresh Prince told him to that secret
place in the desert there where they had a bunch
of them space boogers and big old jars. David had
one of their ship rigs there floating in space right
there in the garage. Seemed like this wasn't the first
time them space bogers had been here. I guess they's
back looking for all their friends. Well, sir, them scientists
(09:29):
fellers at this secret place, they was kindly curious.
Speaker 8 (09:32):
About what was inside them.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Martian. They started cutting one of them open. Trouble was,
he weren't quite dead yet. He jumped up, started tearing
up the place. He even turned that mister Data from
Star Trek into a hand puppet. Well, sir, they know
dem Martian was fixing the take over the world.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
They didn't have much time to stop it.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
The Fly there they figured out how to get him
and him and that fresh prince flew up to that
floating space rig up in the big ship there.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Ard you everything.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
They used the Fly's laptop computer and they knocked that
invisible fence down and blowed up the big ship. Mister
Bill Cox said, now was pretty neat trick.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
He can't hardly get on his Facebook.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Back on Earth, the President gave a speech about being
Independence Day got everybody to yehawing. They showed everybody else
in the world low of knocked them space ships out,
and they commenced to getting it done.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
Cousin Eddie he.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
Sobered up long enough to fly his plane right up
into the space ship's backside.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
It blowed up real good.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
All them Martians was yelling, what'd you kill us Martians fur?
What does kill us Martians fur? Except theyre doing in
Martian talk. I didn't understand it, and it makes sense
that that's what they'd be saying. Then to fly and
the fresh prince they come back to Earth smoked another cigar.
I didn't get that part of it. Then, once all
the people in the world high fived each other and celebrated,
(10:56):
they cleaned up and went.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
Back to hating each other like they supposed to. Dude
more than the story, it no.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Matter if you come from Mars or Hawaii, when you
start fooling around with American freedoms, we get a mite
hot about it.
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You want to use these sparklers to let DC guard
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When I'm not hanging up on ray thing fat boying
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Billie on the Big Show. Oh, Marcel, just stop, No,
I won't tell Randy that.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
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Speaker 2 (14:05):
All right, we're gonna look at the box office report
from the weekend. Inside Out two was number one for
the third straight weekend. Kids are out of school. It's
a good flick to take them too. They earned fifty
seven point four million this weekend, so that's a total
of four hundred and sixty nine million in the United
(14:26):
States alone, and they have surpassed the one billion mark. Globally.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Okay, Go Pigxar, Go Pixar.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
The horror prequel Quiet Place, Day one debuted in second place.
Speaker 8 (14:40):
I'm kind of.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Excited about that. I like the concept and it was
a good movie.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
The first two.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Have you ever seen them? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Kevin Costner's epic Western Horizon and American Saga Chapter one
debuted in third place. Critics are saying, give it a chance.
I know it's three hours, but the give it a chance.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
It's air condition.
Speaker 10 (15:02):
Ain't got nothing else to do, and there's specks, so
you gotta get that one for you really cheap one.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, that's why I've heard bad Boys. Rider Died dropped
from second to fourth place. And a science fiction epic
out of India Kalki twenty eight ninety eight a D
came in fifth place. Calki Caulki k A l k
I twenty ninety eight a D Okay, fifth place? All right?
(15:28):
What's coming out Friday? Well? Friday is a movie called
Maxine m a x x x I n e O.
It's about a story that takes place in eighties Hollywood.
Adult film star and aspiring actress Maxine Minx finally gets
her big break, but as a mysterious killer stalks the
starlets of Hollywood, a trail of blood, threatened to reveal
(15:48):
her sinister past. It's a horror, is that where Minx Well,
I don't know what came first Maxine and her her
little trouble, her professional name or the mix.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
The real mystery is why are you asking?
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Because shows this.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Raider er yes, streaming over on Prime Video House of Gucci.
You may have remembered them from the Oscars. They did
pretty well there as stars. Lady Gaga as Patricia and
Adam Drivers and al Pacino are also in this as
a Gucci entrepreneurs and and and.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
What we're remembering about Gucci's during.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Some Yeah, Lady Gaga's in it, and uh it was
nominated for Oscars.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
So now it's streaming, Okay, now it's.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Now it's streaming over on That's.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Well, not only can she catch a football in the air,
she can also act and over on Netflix Boogie Nights
in case you never got to see Boogie Nights. That
is on Netflix, along with Catch Me if you can,
Good Fellas, and The Dark Knight, Right right, but thank.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You very much. That before well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play wordy word.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
What eight hundred big show you told? Free line. We'll
get a couple of contestants and play next. Good morning,
(17:38):
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Speaker 8 (17:53):
I had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Think the wordy word, the word any word. Let's meet
the contestants. We got heat from loose down Mississippi. Good morning, Heath, Hey,
anybody welcome in here. And we got Nate out of
rowing over Virginia. Good morning, Nate, Good morning, don Boy,
good morning. All right boys, Uh Nate, that's heat down
(18:18):
to Mississippi. He does nay nothing Virginia. Y'all gonna play
each other, Okay, all right, all right, Okay, Nate and
Tate on one team, boy, Heath on the other. All right, Natan, Tate,
you relax, me and Heath see what we canna do
for round one? All right, Heath? You ready not buddy? Yeah,
(18:39):
go ahead, right, let's see what we can do then, okay, alright,
start the clock. Now you have two of these with
fingers on them. You have two of them and they
have fingers on them. Yes, okay, rhymes with it. You
own acres?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
You own.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Rhymes with it, own acres? Another you own a bunch
of what? Fifty eight a lot? Yes, all right, rhymes
with it.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Do not set but.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Damn yeah, rhymes with it. I play a trumpet in
the band, had a boy. Alright, we got Heath going
a little bit down for the end of four on
the board. So Nate and Tate for their round one?
Great you ready, Nate, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
And go one thousand dollars? Is a what rhymes with it?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
H on a band?
Speaker 5 (19:37):
No, there's a.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Candy bar one hundred thousand what brand?
Speaker 10 (19:41):
Grand Grand?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yes, all right, rhymes with it.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
You have you you do this to uh huh?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
You have vegetables and you soar them for the winter.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
You have done what to them?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Whoa god?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
It rhymes with it not jarg.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh can Yeah, alright, they've got canned at the buzzer. Yes, yeah,
two on the board. All right, Heath, we lead four
to two, going in around till you're ready to pile on.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Oh yeah, all right, I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Pumping heath up. Okay, that's right, come on, I'm ready, okay,
all right, oh okay, man, alright, okay, all right, I'm
looking at it. Okay, all right, ready go. It still
rhymes and you have one of these in you and hormonal?
What uh lord? I did a song keep your blank
(20:45):
to yourself. That The song was like keep your hands
to yourself, you know, but I did another one, and
to put this in in the title instead of that
other one. Hormonal?
Speaker 10 (20:58):
No anybody, no, pituitary, Oh yeah, that was thank god.
And you didn't ask until okay, four still on.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
The boards, so we did not give Nathan.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Me.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
So now two will time, three will win?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
All right, ready go, pituitary, Yes, all right, now past tense.
When you go to the blanking bed or you go outside,
oh you've been on vacation, you are so blank?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Can yes?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Sorry, you pick this, you make a pie out of it?
Red delicious as one. No, we're not riding anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yes, our for the wind. You got chest enough to
win at.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Five and four, and I did not need to pump
him up, you know that?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Now gone it? Hey, come up a little short, bunny,
but you can try again anytime.
Speaker 9 (21:59):
Man.
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Appreciate you playing game, all right, Thank you, all right, buddy,
and night up rowing. Ok, you get big Old Lord
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good morning, got a big showing the radio time with
a bit request. Mickey A. Shul from Magnolia, Alabama says,
(22:23):
I want to hear Gay Bucy at the Nudie Beach.
All right, Mickey, glad this ain't TV. We'll get it
for you next. Good morning, and it's a big showing
(22:59):
the radio. I've been requests coming out of Magnolia, Alabama.
Mister Meggy shuleusday in his Gary music. It's time for
another entry into the diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Dear Diary, this is Gary ucy well Diary. After a
long summer of playing Felix Hunger opposite Gaylard Sartaine's Oscar
Madison and the Odd Couple at the Beef Gristle Mill
Dinner Theater at Hoshcost, Wisconsin, I needed a little break.
(23:37):
There is just enough summer left to score a little
sun and fun. So crazy Frankie and I packed a
bag and headed off to the Watnejo, Mexico. That's the
place at the end of Shawshank Redemption. But we weren't
going to be standing a boat with mister Susan Sarandon.
We had top line digs set up at Senior Sonny's
(24:00):
Nude Beach Resort, Holiday Road, Holiday Road.
Speaker 9 (24:11):
Naked.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
The Crazy One and I had been to a nudist
colony of four, but that was fraught with the dangers
of nature, ticks and fireheads and rabbid weasels looking to
snack on Uncle Gary's fiesta bundle.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Oh ya ya ya yea, yeah, yeah, yah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
This was gonna be nothing but sun and fun and
wearing none. We caught the six fifteen direct flight on
the resort's private airline of choice, Dairy Air. Our flight
attendant Shane nene Guavara, got us good and greased up
on this bacon flavored mescal called squeala Tequila. Perfect name
(24:53):
for it too. By the time we landed, Crazy Frankie
was stripped to his tidy white as and I was
ride him up and down the aisle like he was
that baby is delivering squealings. Another round of Squealings mister
you sure god a real purty mill. I don't remember
(25:19):
getting to the hotel, but we woke up when the
maids started screaming at us. We figured it was because
we still had our clothes on, but the more we
shucked our duds, the louder she squalled. We both speak
a bit of the niche, but neither one of us
had a hobloed her LINGO. Now, according to the brochure,
(25:40):
all maids are supposed to be nude. Too crazy, Frankie,
I kept indicating that as long as we was free swagging,
she needed to start stripped to her giblets. Too offre
she started proocing up the joint. If not, we's going
to get on Yelp and run hot on them for
false advertising. About that time, I'm a naked girl comes
(26:01):
strolling in, claiming she was the maid. Turns out we
gone to the wrong room, and the reason we couldn't
understand the other girl was on account of she's Swedish Sweish.
The only Sweetish I knew was what I learned on
the Muppet Show, so I tried some of that bored deep.
(26:21):
I guess I must have said something off color because
she tried to slap me in the stones with the
ice bucket.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Hey, Swedish Philly, stop backing silly, Stop trying to hit.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Me into Willie, Sweetish fish sweedish meatball, sweedish poorn.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
You make me wish I was never bore hack hag
me ouch.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Crazy. Frank and I decided to lay low after our
little international incident, so we grabbed our towels and sauntered
out to the beach. Now, one of the problems with
nude sunbathing is putting on the sunscreen, because you got
to put it on everything ev ray fine, and there's
(27:00):
no delicate way to apply it in certain areas. And
once you put it on, the job's not done and
you gotta rub it in or you look like a
slab of ham on an open faced sandwich cover of mayonnaise.
So you're standing out there and open trying not to
look like a pervert. I'm all hunched over, trying to
hide the expression on my face, like a dog looking
(27:21):
at you when he's copping a squat in the yard.
I didn't need the sun to turn me red. I'll
tell you that it was like a fraternity hazen. Hey, there,
sport pull up a log. What you want in your
hot dog FPF fitny. Yeah, I was hoping to avoid
(27:41):
any run ins with critters while exposing my beautiful bare
oscar nominated flesh to all this glo glorious global warming.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
But that wasn't my luck.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
I believe the phrase the early bird gets the worm
was coined by someone who tried to lay out naked
around seagulls. And then I'd roll over and I had
to worry about getting the crabs. Not the little ones
that you get from dating extras on a B movie,
the biggest. They bury themselves in the sand. By the
time you realize you're sleeping face down on one of them,
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they latched onto your personality. You think putting on sunscreen
is in barness, We go ask the lifeguard if help
you probably the lunch special off of your joystick, and
then it's off to rintz clean your shame in the
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can't win, no matter what the venue, Gary's on the menu,
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Mother Nature, Mother Nature, kissing.
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My butt with a relish.
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Vacation weren't a total loss.
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That wacko sweetish chicky turned out to be a massuse,
too bad the parts I wanted her to rub God
of pad burnt, and I got her number and a
promise that you visit me in Malibu. So I bought
the Rosetta stone at the airport and started to learn
Swedish like a native brother, like a dad gum native. Well, Diary,
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I got a ski daddle. I'm going to a celebrity
thumb wrestling tournament with Jeqe Nielsen. I wonder what the
Swedish word is for bot boat. Until next time, Diary
exs and O's Gary.
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