December 4, 2024 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio, and our Big
Show exclusive Christmas song Christmas Balls coming up in a second.
Get ready to turn it up and sing along like
the entire Boy Scout Jamboree.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Let's say here, Oh we gonna play for an LS
Tractor Hunting season prize pack on beating the Blonde here
in a couple of minutes. It includes a blaze orange
beanie and I got a T shirt for you dog.
We taking care of your dogs here on the Big
Show an with half cool stuff, other assorted fun stuff,
and of course the LS Tractor. Click on that link
(00:39):
at the Big Show dot com find your local dealer.
Learn why customers start blue and stay blue, celebrating the
big Mossy Oak Camo special LS Tractor available right now.
Find out where you can find one and check it out. Okay,
hang on, play for it in minutes. But first here
we go with a bowl the boys.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Christmas Balls, Christmas Balls. I've got great big Christmas falls Paine,
my black Sands of the ball. I've got Christmas ball
every year at Christmas time. My boot lap the ball
finishing m my real nice day dragon down in the hall.
(01:25):
They looks so fine hanging on my Christmas street that
people come from miles around just so they can see
Christmas balls. Christmas ball. I've got great big Christmas ball,
pine smell, black sands of the ball. I've got Christmas ball.
(01:49):
When I was just a little boys dogs and at
the mall ask me what I want any tonight, told
him great big ball. I showed them my phone. Christmas
boys for all my family, Mom and dad and sister two,
we're also proud to see my Christmas ball's Christmas fall.
(02:14):
I've got great big Christmas ball.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Pin Up black says that fall.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I've got Christmas ball every year at the holiday's reporters
(02:39):
come see me. You've probably seen me show them my
balls on National no tepping. Now I'm seeing my childern
but my balls I have seen when I'm dead and gone.
Way go mom my, great my Christmas fall, Christmas ball.
(03:12):
I've got pretty big Christmas pall. I hain't love black.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Sands rup ball.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I've got Christmas paull, Christmas fall, Christmas pass. I've got
pretty big Christmas past.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I hain't love Blaxander ball.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I've got Christmas ball, Christmas but Christmas past. I've got
pretty Big Christmas past. I hain't love black Sander Ball.
I've got Christmas Ball. I've got Christmas Ball.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah right, well, let's play beat the Blonde. You all
for the Big o LS Tractor Hunting Season prize pack
a one eight hundred Big Show What you told free line.
We'll get a contestant. Play next. Good morning, that's the
(04:41):
Big Show on the radio. We roll into your Wednesday,
December to fourth with our feature track for the Big
Show Big Box. We got story time with Carl for you,
John Boe Miller, Christmas album at Peanuts Christmas head the
word Peanuts hit the Big Box app the Big Show
dot com right now. That means it's time to be
(05:05):
the Blonde musick and off lets may not contestant. We
got Ronnie out of Drummond, Tennessee. Good morning, Ronnie. You
don't take that bugging off your head. You'll just figure
(05:31):
out if he agrees and disagree for me. Congratulations, Rownnie.
You have the worst speakerphone we have ever heard on
Quicker to old working No no more, I got put
on quaker all right, we'll just stay closer to it
much better. Yeah you go, Ronnie here man, I got
(05:54):
allowed let's just.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
What Ronnie's worried about his problems.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
All right, Okay, Ronnie, you listen to Marcy's answer, and
then you agree or disagree if we can get you
two bells before two buzzers. You got a big O
l 's Tractor prize. Oh yeah, one of you? All right,
good play this game. I played your mother game. Do worry?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Word?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I'm game?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Did you win?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Did you win?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Worthy? Word?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
When you play? I want? I can't believe y'all for
got me already? Wait forgot you running from drumming Tennessee.
All right, okay, naggy jacket.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
This is good gets through.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
You get through.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Always have to do is figure out if he says
agree or disagree? Okay, right, that's it's here, all right,
come on then we can't hear there we go, So Marcy,
according to the Bible, remember about Joseph yesterday, of many.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Colors, many colors?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Well, let's go to the beginning. Adam and Eve. All right,
they quote sewed fig leaves together and made themselves what.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
They made themselves way less interesting to look at.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Well, they probably weren't pretty good looking in the first humans.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
I would say, that's, you know, to be modest to
cover up.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
So they sewed fig leaves together and made themselves to
be modest and cover up, made themselves modest, made themselves
modesty when they learned to hold sin. I'm just trying
to get understand. So Ronnie, it's up to you, buddy.
Do you agree or disagree? Like I agree with that there?
(08:02):
Did you say agree? Did you say agree? Roddy? Is
that a great aprons? They made themselves aprons, but it
was to be and cover up their privates.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Yes, the should have made capes.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
That would.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
All right? One buzzer, all right, Marzie. According to psychologists,
the sex drive is the second strongest emotion known to humans.
What's the first?
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Greed is pretty popular? Greed?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Greed is popular amongst the humans.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
All right?
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Quarter second?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That was okay? All right?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Second second strongest emotion a being hungry.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Sex drive is number one. The second strongest emotion is hunger. Ronnie,
agree or disagree? Probably probably do what you agree? He
agrees with hunger. Well, the survival instinct is the second strongest. Size. Yes,
(09:19):
but hunger's right up here. I'm sure well, working out
can't wait till you get through again, buddy, run my man,
you ain't gonna wait six months this time. Let's go
all ride the dog, Jaggie. You pick him up. He's
(09:40):
all yours baby. Make him happy before we hang up
on him. Aw running stand for Happiness.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Very Christmas.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Wat them on the hour, Tommy your News right on
the other side, and the boys with there Christmas song
kind of sums it up with a lot of people.
See what I'm talking about coming ah morning, there's a
(10:40):
big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
All right.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
We wanted to kick off hot in a junior Nation band.
We're there running Christmas songs. Started off with the old
request we've had flat broke Christmas. That kind of dumbs
it up, how you think?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
So I'm pretty broke.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
All right, Just so I see something else that takes
me off.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I think they're gonna start letting you know about all
the taxpayer the wasting money that we've had. You know
what's the old Ramaswami. Trump's guys he put on to
kind of go through and try to figure out what
they're doing on it.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
So businessman on it.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, So Biden, pardon hunters, Okay, we got that out
of the way. That's that's great, that's good news. Yeah.
I don't want them to have to spend any money
on lawyers and stuff like that. Just go, okay, ten years,
you know, that's all right. Don't worry about what I said,
take me off. That's not even the taken off part.
Taxpayers spent two hundred and twenty million dollars for illegal
(11:42):
aliens or immigrants what they want to call them, putting
them up in a Roosevelt hotel because Pakistan owns that hotel.
So we are paying a foreign country two hundred and
twenty million dollars worth of tax, our tax dollars to
foreign illegals. Foreign country have a place for stem. Yeah,
so they will stay, won't.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
I just don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Well, and I don't even know if Hoyt pays Haxes. Okay, sorry,
Now here's the boys with their Christmas song.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
The Junior Nation Band is proud to present a Sound
of the season, based, like most of our songs, on
a more or less true story. It's a flat broke,
redden Neck Christmas at the tail end of the year.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
It ain't no snow, but.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
You just know we'll drink a lot of beer. It's
a flat broke redden Neck Christmas at the local trail
of park this so crowd gets mighty loud. Soon is it?
It's dark. We'd drinking store brand beer because of budget cuts.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
This salt econd of meat.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Let's kick us in the nuts. It's a flat broke
redden Neck Christmas and there's no relief inside. We're here
having us a flat broke breaden neck Christmas.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
To night.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
It's a flat broke bredden Neck Christmas, and we sure
could use some bugs.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
In the hood.
Speaker 9 (13:38):
It's not too good. In fact, it kind of sucks.
It's a flat broke ridden neck Christmas. We're in debt
up to our ears. Obama's in for four more years.
We're gonna need more beers.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Oh no, we're out of Oh I'm.
Speaker 9 (14:01):
All in a funk.
Speaker 7 (14:03):
Wait.
Speaker 9 (14:04):
It comes in two old.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Wild neighbor gowns.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
We junk up in their truck. It's a honkey dunker duncle.
Don't Christmas yes's finally picking up. Come on in, honey,
let me hold your hair back while you roll up there.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
It is another Christmas miracle.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Somebody get to mock director's reading.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
You sure are party.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
A morn. Just make sure already all riders get connected
over temptation trailer Here.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Man, Hello, hey, it's hot.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
All my life. I want to fight about it?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
No man, buds John Bonbella here, well, well you say
there you beg on?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Hey, no driving nikel dragon nose picking, button scratching, scamp
farming boy, Wait, man, I gotta come more flicking here
hull locking fervor. Okay, at the guber flicking that kind
of come to me on the fly.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
I go trying to figure back. That's annoy What in
the world's going on? You endeavored to have a big Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Oh yeah, we closed up the body shop and did
a little squirrel hunt.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Had you do no good? I didn't shoot anything, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
But not what weas intending to shoot.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Oh what happens?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Well? Here running this fellow named Rick spools last week
down in hoots harder feller, good people though, were's all
talking about going squirrel hunting? He says, Heck, I got
a big old pace of lamb. We got squirrels all
over place.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
Y'all have to come on over.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I said, you mean it? He says, he you jest
im about to have it? Get me on your way up.
I said, all right, well see you Friday. It's Friday morning.
Man Devor pulled up this Feller's farm. Debord's sitting in
the truck. I go up to the house and the
old fellow opens the door. He's standing there in his pajamers.
I said, morning there, missus Froze. You better get your
hunting clothes on. He says, no, I can't go with you.
I woke up this morning with a bad case of
(16:20):
the square. Ain't about this rough in years. I said, well,
bless your heart. He said, well, thank you, Bud, it
ain't my heart.
Speaker 7 (16:27):
That's hey.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Before we y'all pull out, he says, can you do
me a favor? I got a sick old horse back
behind the house named Chucky, had him for almost fifteen years. Well,
he ain't long for this world. I know I need
to put him down, but I just can't bring myself
to do it. Would you mind taking your gun back
here and shooting in for me? I said, well, I
reckon we do that. He says, I sure, what appreciate
(16:50):
y'all have you a big time. So I'm walking back
to the truck. I started thinking about playing a little
trick on Delbor. So I walk up to the truck,
kind of grumbling under my breath, you know. Debord says,
what was married you? I said, well, let's rather come
out all this way up here for nothing. That's sorry.
Sob says we ain't welcome on his property. Never says,
well I come, I said, Well, it turns out he's
a ford Man. He see us pull up here in
(17:12):
a Chevrolet picker. He says, y'all can forget about bringing
that sorry hunky johnk on my Land called Dale Junior
everything with sport. Then he said us leave right now.
He's calling the law on us.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Never says, so he ain't going squirrel hunting. I said, well,
not here, we ain't. But I tell you one thing.
I'm gonna shoot me something for I leave. He says,
what you mean? I said, where's mister ford Man? Got
him a horse tied up back behind the house. I'm
gonna take his shotgun up here and blow his dad
gum horse brains out. Well, Deby don't know what to think.
Of course, not knowing what to think ain't exactly new
experience for him. So anyways, I grabbed my gun get
(17:46):
back out of the truck off huffy like and walked
up where his horse was. I tell you, old spros
is right. This here was one broke down, pitiful looking
piece of animal. I took a bead right twenty his
eyes and said, sorry about this, chucky, but it's further
base squeeze that trigger. Wham dropped him like a bad habit. Uh. Well,
just as I was fixing the walk back to the truck,
I heard two more shots wam, wham come from around.
(18:09):
That's how the barn run around. See what's going on.
There's Delbert and the truck racing the engine, waving his arms, going,
we'll take that on. More mess with us, I shot
to of his cows to you, let's go.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Delbart always got to be in the thick day.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, and things usually don't get real thick till he
gets involved. Hey, listen, I gotta run here, men the
great White Hunters fixing and go to work. You're gonna
take gover later on? Yeah, Well, well you tell him,
I said, Uh, he'll know what you mean. Y'all came
straight upright.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Good morning the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 11 (18:45):
Hang on all right, listen to you, mog It's time
to button your yaps say, I'm trying to listen to
these two clowns, John Boyn Belly on the Big Shaw.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Yeah, the Big Shaw. It's big.
Speaker 11 (18:54):
Say he' bigger than beg. It's your knowm I say, hey,
he's adorable.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Good morning, Big shows on the Radiod. Like to start
off with our big show, Christmas Classics after Thanksgiving, So
let's do it.
Speaker 12 (19:45):
The phone the rooftop, drunk as ham lipp in some
pigeon crapping down. I fell not to try and to
hang up Christmas lights, handing on to try that I have.
Oh hell no, where's that hole?
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Oh hell no? Where did she go?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Off?
Speaker 5 (20:09):
To the liquor store?
Speaker 11 (20:11):
Boy?
Speaker 13 (20:11):
What class here? I lay with a busted as bardy.
Damn sure that my leg is broke. I'm freezing to death.
Then of just my croak laying on the sidewalk.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Oh the loane.
Speaker 12 (20:29):
Wish I didn't land on my cell phone. Oh hell no,
where's that hole? Oh hell no? Where did she go? O?
I'm having lunch with the damn girlfriends, going up, butting
my foot in her big rear. Crawl to the door,
(20:50):
but the damn things locked. It's getting dark going in
too shots. No one will help me, and that's not good.
I hate this damn white name. Oh hell no, where's
that home?
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Hell no? Where didn't she go?
Speaker 12 (21:13):
If she don't get back here and fast, she can
kiss my dead throats.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Merry Christmas, Good morning, Got the Big Show on the
radio coming up. We play wordy word for Redmax prize pack.
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Big Show dot com. Hang on play four ten minutes
where right now from the desk and Taylor Tayman News
is what to watch. Here's mars it Taylor all right.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
All right, let's look at the money racked up in
the box office over the holiday weekend. Molana two broke
the Thanksgiving box office record with two hundred and twenty
one million dollars over the holiday they came in. Number one.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Was that that Hawaiian volcano that you would tell me about?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
You know, I thought maybe that's what it was kind
of about. But it's about the Little Girl and Maui
who's played by the Rock. Oh yeah, yes, I don't
talking about life journey, so yeah, that came in number one.
Wicked dropped from number one to number two in its
second weekend. Poor Thing only did eighty million over the weekend.
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Gladiator two dropped to third place. Red One, the Santa
Claus movie with the Rock as his security, came in
fourth place. And The Best Christmas Pageant Ever rounds out
the top five. And if you were wondering what's the
best Christmas pageant, Well, it's the children's novel Barbara Robinson
Rode back in nineteen seventy two made a movie out.
It's about six misfit kids who volunteered a star in
(22:57):
the town's Sunday play Christmas Play, and mayhem ensues. They're
the Troublemakers. I read the book all right anyway. In
theaters this Friday, The Return starring Ralph finds I guess
it's after twenty years O Desesis finally returns to Ithaca,
(23:18):
where he finds his wife held prisoner by suitors vying
to be king, and his son facing death at their hands.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I miss The.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Return, y two k. This is a comedy horror. It's
about too high school nobody. A comedy horror.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
That's the best kind.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
I think he dated.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
I mean what sexy and funny?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Right right?
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Okay? And Wear Wolves. That's an action horror thriller. A
horror thriller, and it's about two scientists to try to
stop a mutation that turns people into were wolves after
being touched by a super moon the year before where
supermoon super moon? All right, if you don't want to
go out to the movies, what's streaming on TV? Star
(24:06):
Wars Skeleton Crew is on Disney Plus. It's a part
of the Star Wars franchise because the name, and it
takes place in the same timeframe as the series The Mandalorian.
So that's where you know you are.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
That's the Mandalorian thing.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Yeah, yeah, okay, guy wouldn't take his helmet off? That guy?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
All right?
Speaker 6 (24:26):
On Amazon or Prime Video Pop Culture Jeopardy, Yeah, this
is hosted by Colin Joust Jost from SNL. I'm terrible
with the names. No, no, I know you wouldn't believe it.
But it's a brand new twist on the classic quiz
show answer and question format that combines the academic rigor
(24:46):
of Jeopardy with the excitement and unpredictability of pop culture.
So there's gonna be everything from the hard stuff to
you need to be an expert in alternative rock, to
the Avengers to Broadway to Mma. A lot of gen
Z kids.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Will love it. And where is That at?
Speaker 6 (25:01):
That is on Prime and Black Doves that's on Netflix.
Kiera Knightley is back and she's starring in this series.
And when a spy posing as a politician's wife learns
her lover has been murdered, an old assassin friend joins
her on a quest for truth, and then that's a horror, horror,
(25:22):
that's a rep you guys.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Thank you. Well, let's get us a winner. That's my
wordy word. We go one night, hundred Big Show. We'll
get a couple of contestants play next good Morning and
(25:59):
that's a big hill on the radio, humming do your
homes Hey? When I reach your track fan to make
show bed box story, Jomon car I will tell you
the store the Peanuts Christmas. You word Peanuts at the
Bigshow dot Com clicking on their contest money can't get
to We'll call you somebody gonna play make that happen
to like.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Right now, I had everybody's head. I bout the bed to.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Play the wordy word and a worthy word.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Let's meet a couple of bunnies going at it from
Stanton in North Carolina. We got Michael and Diane. Good morning, Michael.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Good morning, day morning to see you bating up.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Your day's going well, man, you.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Going good, going good here in the final hour our
work day. Here, we're gonna turn it up. Hey, Diane,
good morning.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Hey, good morning. Oh everything's going.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Good, everything's going real good.
Speaker 11 (26:52):
Go win.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
They y'all friends battling out some wordy word with us.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
So it'll be the boys against girls.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Yeah, march heard we.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Double or if I.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Be careful how they get pays, have a good relationship
with your landlord. All right, well Diane, you relaxing me
and Michael to go for the first thirty seconds, Hi, Michael,
Let's see what we can put on the boarder. You ready, buddy, Yes, sir?
All right, so starting the clock now, give me a sandwich, peanut,
(27:34):
butter and jelly. Yeah, uh huh. Put the blank to
the metal your gas blank, yeah, uh huh. Able the
fifteenth is you gotta pay your what yeah, uh huh?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
A blank absorber on your car when you hit a hole.
A blank absorber shot? Yes, uh huh? A blank at Walmart? Guys,
sand there and welcome you. They are a wal Mart.
What that's it?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Good work?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Good work, Michael? What about a five board? All right there?
And now what's happening here? I think you're gonna get
do some diyan all right, and Diana and Taylor ready go?
Speaker 6 (28:22):
This is what you do to important documents. You put
it through this and it cuts it up into little pieces.
What did it do?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (28:29):
You do this to a male dog. You spay a
female and you blank a male.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:35):
You might put this in your coffee if you don't
want to drink it black. You put some of this
in it, half and half creamer. You go, kids will
go and play in the blank central blank part yep?
The holiday blank. It's a motel, hotel holiday.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
In yep, holiday in Well.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I was putting the five on the board to match
it right there, So hied up five to five heading
around two? All right, Michael, are you ready without a doubt?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
All right, starting the clock. Now it grows on your
head yeah, uh huh, Campbell chicken noodle. Yeah, uh huh,
you are a special blank, come on in, you're a
special what.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Oh yes, uh, alright, turn this on.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
It's on the table. It's a little light. Turn on
the yes, uh huh. You're not paying attention to me.
You are blanking me. Don't blank me, ignoring me?
Speaker 7 (29:36):
Yes, ignore, uh huh.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Carry your bride over the.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Circle.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
Foul.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
That's a way to do it, Michael, with a six
on the board, honore, double dis is good, but Diane
and Tater no slouches themselves. Six. You get a six
in your force over time, all right, dying and tail
(30:04):
brand new word and go.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
You put eyeshadow on your eye. Blank. Yes, you blank
the butter over your toast. You blank the butter over
your toast. The blank of the city. He's kind of
the politician of the city. He's not the governor. He's
the Yes. Blank and roll, it's music, blank and roll rock. Yes,
(30:28):
you get an engagement blank. Yes, uh. This is when
you you you don't accept the truth. You're in blank.
It's not just a river in Egypt.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Denial. It was denial, but after the buzzer. Michael Winn's
battle of the money.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
It was such a good competition though.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
That's a good game.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
And Michael lur prize pack and dying. You charge him
some of it.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
You got to figure it out what got you.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
But I appreciate y'all playing with us.
Speaker 10 (31:14):
You I call month ago to beat the ball.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
But this is his first call.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
All right, I tell you.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Color well, y'all hang on.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
It was blitch you up? Okay, yes, sir, thank you.
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Bid request time
Christopher Michael Caine out of Cholera, Alabama. About that that's
a home of ours. Don't tell me, okay, LS tractor giveaway, Yes,
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a mossy oh gamekeeper. LS tractor was one by board
tip down in Kolera, Alabama. Right, we'll good and then
another big show listener, go find out the Kolera Thank you, Christopher.
Michael Kaine. Artist said that he wants to hear the
ape Wrangler. Christopher, you got it coming up next. All morning,
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this big show on the radio. All right there, Christopher
out of Kolera, Alabama. You're a quince happens right now?
Speaker 6 (32:52):
Man?
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Hello, that his heart on a part of.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
That now man John boy Miiller here.
Speaker 7 (32:59):
Alright, man beg on hay, no old driving, no talking,
he hall looking pervert.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Oh not much, Boddy. Wasn't you an excitement over in
your neck of the woods?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Wow? Man Debart went to the Riddle Brothers circus the
other day.
Speaker 10 (33:12):
Riddle Brother's circus. I don't believe I've ever heard of
that one.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
It's twenty years smaller traveling circuses.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
They set up at that vacant light next to the
wall mart, about half.
Speaker 7 (33:21):
A mile from the house.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
What hell was no.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Which a mangy looking animals and I broke down tiltal
war U had the sorriest side show you ever seen.
The big attraction was the bearded man.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
That seconds pretty sorry.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
Yeah, see they did bring some excitement to the neighborhood though.
Had this gorilla there? He got out of his cage
and went running around here through the.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
Trailer park and escaped gorilla through the trailer park.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Yeah, they went door the door, turning about to be
on the lookout for it.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Uh huh.
Speaker 7 (33:53):
Well, Sir Delbert looked at the kitchen window yesterday morning.
There he was big old gorilla sitting in one of
them oak trees, right out behind the tool.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
Shit.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
What did he do.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
He said, no, no, no, no, I oh, he said,
I ain't. Went and call upon number of the circus
they will give us. They said, well, don't try to
do anything, just keep a eye on him. We'll send
the ape rang Glare right over. So about five minutes later,
this beat up all pickup truck with red Old Brothers
circus painted on it pulls up out front. The ape
(34:27):
rang Glare turns out to be this skinny, wormy looking
fella carrying of duffel bag and he had this little
bitty chair wall wall with him.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
A chiwawah.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Yeah, it looked like a little stoopie only wasn't quite
as hearty and rove up.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
So what happened?
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Well, this wrangler feller comes up the door says, I'm
here to pick up the gorilla. Shouldn't be a big deal.
Would you mind giving me a hand? And never looked
at him and said, well, look like y'all might need one.
So fella riaches in his duffel bag. He pulls out
a sharp stick, a fire handcuffs, and a shot He
hands a shotgun to Debt and says, all right, now
(35:03):
here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna climb up that tree
and get right under the gorilla, and then they'll poke
him with us here sharp stick. He'll fall out of
the tree, and while he's laying on the ground stunned,
fang Here's.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Gonna subdue him. And Devor says, now, wait a minute,
how's that little bitty dog gonna subdue an eight hundred
pound gorilla. Feller says, well, he wouldn't not to look
at him, but out there's a highly trained attack dog.
When the gorilla falls out of the tree, old fang
here has been trained to run over and latch onto
his shall we say, private park. That's what the gorilla's
(35:38):
fust to say. And when fang grabs him, the gorilla'll
instinctively put his hand down to cover his nugget. Uh huh.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
When that happens, I'll jump down snap the handcuffs on him. Now,
don't worry, man, fang had done this a bunch of
times before. It'll be a breathe. Devard says, well, if
it's gonna be so easy, what's.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
The shotgun for? Feller says, well, when I poke the
gorilla with that stick, there's always a chance that he'll
grab a hold of the stick and make me fall
out of the tree. If that happens, you shoot old Frank.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
So I did it work.
Speaker 7 (36:15):
Yeah, Frank turned out to be one mean little son
of a gun. And the fellow gift over to brochure
about the riddle. Brothers ain't franglers school.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
He ain't thinking about changing careers again.
Speaker 7 (36:28):
Well you never know, Hey, let'ten make it right here,
Me and Marlon Perkins and sick thing I gonna worn?
Well you tell him? I said, huh, hell know what
you mean? Y'all came straight up.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
From every morning. There's a big show on the radio.
(37:12):
You're gonna mind you all you moving around Charlie, North Carolina.
Loso Tavern, big good lunch spot. Today. Every Wednesday is
Burger Days seven, nine to nine Burgers all days like
a Loso Tavern. The South End's best sports.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Bar for Blood and Mary.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Saturday. There's always your dogs welcome. Come with you watch
them football on the outside patio, popular hangout for Texas
and Auburn watch parties. Egs are doing it up.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
You get word more.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Alright in where am I?
Speaker 4 (37:49):
It's do at work? John?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yes, I'm afraid of It's our feature track for the
big show bit box, a story time with car.
Speaker 14 (38:00):
And now it's story time with your host, carl Childers.
Speaker 15 (38:06):
I reckon, it wouldn't feel like Christmas time if and
there weren't no Charlie Brown. I reckon I can tell
you about it if and you want me to. I've
seen it time to time, remember a great deal of it.
Old Charlie Brown is that boy with a head like
a punkin. I reckon, Old Charlie Brown was a studying
on putting on a little skit for Christmas time over
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at that schoolhouse. Sir Kindly wants to tell the folks
about the Lord, and he's born and what not. He
puts all his friends in the show all you tell,
that's how they do it in the show business. They
all in there, our little sissy boy. What tot's around
that towel? Some folks say it's a blanket. I say
(38:53):
it's a towel. He that dirty boy, and that little
black boy. And that's some old girl who thinks she's
a boy. She sounds like a boy anyway, kindly dresses
like one too.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
I reckon. There's some old, dark haired girl there named Lucy.
Speaker 15 (39:17):
She runs a little nervous hospital stand out by the
side of the road, makes a party fair away jofing
than I reckon. Charlie Brown's little sister's there too, party
little thing just a little bit bigger than a squirrel.
I even got them a dancing dog name a Snoopy.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
He's a pretty good actor for a dog. I reckon well, sir.
Speaker 15 (39:44):
Every time Old Charlie Brown gets them youngest together for
play practice, sake commits to dancing and and fooling around
to beat the band. That funny boy what plays a
pie and always starts.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
Him all.
Speaker 15 (39:56):
He's not funny, haha, he's funny quirre. All that fooling
around makes Old Charlie Brown see red. He goes off
summers and looking for a Christmas train. While he's out
doing some trade, and the rest of them kids take
a break for a biscuit or two, have some French
fried p titers and some potted meat, and they go
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skating on old froze over pond and sing some songs.
They commenced to dancing again. They like dancing a good bit.
I reckon well, Charlie Brown. He finds him a tree,
all right, it's something pitiful. The other trees make sport
of it. But that boy, he likes it a great deal.
(40:42):
He gets all stove up a toning it home, but
he don't mind much. He fancies it up with all
the trimmings he stole off in that dancing dogs little shed.
And that other little sissy boy makes a hat out
of that towel he totes along and commences to tell
folks about the Lord and such well sir. By the
time the whole she bangs wrapped up, everybody knows the
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true made and of Christmas. And I recognized just about us,
happy and ending as you're gonna get. And that old
dark haired girl, she talks Old Charlie Brown into playing
some football. He's no count at it. She'd kind of
crulled to him. She moves that old ball. When he
tries to kick at it, they fall pretty hard, knocks
(41:28):
him clean out.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
All other children start a hollering, what did you kill
Charlie Brown?
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Firm?
Speaker 4 (41:34):
What'd you kill Charlie Brown?
Speaker 6 (41:35):
Fir?
Speaker 15 (41:39):
And now I'll took after that dark haired girl. She
runs a good distance, I reckon, but they finally caught
up with her. They tied her up and left her
in the woods for the critters to eat. Moral of
the story is, don't matter if your trees might sickly
as long as you know about the Lord. But if
you move a football, they go let the critters.
Speaker 14 (42:00):
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to you by Hargraves Potted Meat Product Chuck Full of
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Speaker 4 (42:12):
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Get ready to turn it up and sing along like
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Let's say here, Oh we gonna play for an LS
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in a couple of minutes. It includes a blaze orange
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we go with a bowl the boys.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Christmas Balls, Christmas Balls. I've got great big Christmas falls Paine,
my black Sands of the ball. I've got Christmas ball
every year at Christmas time. My boot lap the ball
finishing m my real nice day dragon down in the hall.
(01:25):
They looks so fine hanging on my Christmas street that
people come from miles around just so they can see
Christmas balls. Christmas ball. I've got great big Christmas ball,
pine smell, black sands of the ball. I've got Christmas ball.
(01:49):
When I was just a little boys dogs and at
the mall ask me what I want any tonight, told
him great big ball. I showed them my phone. Christmas
boys for all my family, Mom and dad and sister two,
we're also proud to see my Christmas ball's Christmas fall.
(02:14):
I've got great big Christmas ball.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Pin Up black says that fall.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I've got Christmas ball every year at the holiday's reporters
(02:39):
come see me. You've probably seen me show them my
balls on National no tepping. Now I'm seeing my childern
but my balls I have seen when I'm dead and gone.
Way go mom my, great my Christmas fall, Christmas ball.
(03:12):
I've got pretty big Christmas pall. I hain't love black.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Sands rup ball.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I've got Christmas paull, Christmas fall, Christmas pass. I've got
pretty big Christmas past.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I hain't love Blaxander ball.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I've got Christmas ball, Christmas but Christmas past. I've got
pretty Big Christmas past. I hain't love black Sander Ball.
I've got Christmas Ball. I've got Christmas Ball.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah right, well, let's play beat the Blonde. You all
for the Big o LS Tractor Hunting Season prize pack
a one eight hundred Big Show What you told free line.
We'll get a contestant. Play next. Good morning, that's the
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Big Show on the radio. We roll into your Wednesday,
December to fourth with our feature track for the Big
Show Big Box. We got story time with Carl for you,
John Boe Miller, Christmas album at Peanuts Christmas head the
word Peanuts hit the Big Box app the Big Show
dot com right now. That means it's time to be
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the Blonde musick and off lets may not contestant. We
got Ronnie out of Drummond, Tennessee. Good morning, Ronnie. You
don't take that bugging off your head. You'll just figure
(05:31):
out if he agrees and disagree for me. Congratulations, Rownnie.
You have the worst speakerphone we have ever heard on
Quicker to old working No no more, I got put
on quaker all right, we'll just stay closer to it
much better. Yeah you go, Ronnie here man, I got
(05:54):
allowed let's just.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
What Ronnie's worried about his problems.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
All right, Okay, Ronnie, you listen to Marcy's answer, and
then you agree or disagree if we can get you
two bells before two buzzers. You got a big O
l 's Tractor prize. Oh yeah, one of you? All right,
good play this game. I played your mother game. Do worry?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Word?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I'm game?
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Did you win?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Did you win?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Worthy? Word?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
When you play? I want? I can't believe y'all for
got me already? Wait forgot you running from drumming Tennessee.
All right, okay, naggy jacket.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
This is good gets through.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
You get through.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Always have to do is figure out if he says
agree or disagree? Okay, right, that's it's here, all right,
come on then we can't hear there we go, So Marcy,
according to the Bible, remember about Joseph yesterday, of many.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Colors, many colors?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Well, let's go to the beginning. Adam and Eve. All right,
they quote sewed fig leaves together and made themselves what.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
They made themselves way less interesting to look at.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Well, they probably weren't pretty good looking in the first humans.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
I would say, that's, you know, to be modest to
cover up.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
So they sewed fig leaves together and made themselves to
be modest and cover up, made themselves modest, made themselves
modesty when they learned to hold sin. I'm just trying
to get understand. So Ronnie, it's up to you, buddy.
Do you agree or disagree? Like I agree with that there?
(08:02):
Did you say agree? Did you say agree? Roddy? Is
that a great aprons? They made themselves aprons, but it
was to be and cover up their privates.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Yes, the should have made capes.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
That would.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
All right? One buzzer, all right, Marzie. According to psychologists,
the sex drive is the second strongest emotion known to humans.
What's the first?
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Greed is pretty popular? Greed?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Greed is popular amongst the humans.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
All right?
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Quarter second?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That was okay? All right?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Second second strongest emotion a being hungry.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Sex drive is number one. The second strongest emotion is hunger. Ronnie,
agree or disagree? Probably probably do what you agree? He
agrees with hunger. Well, the survival instinct is the second strongest. Size. Yes,
(09:19):
but hunger's right up here. I'm sure well, working out
can't wait till you get through again, buddy, run my man,
you ain't gonna wait six months this time. Let's go
all ride the dog, Jaggie. You pick him up. He's
(09:40):
all yours baby. Make him happy before we hang up
on him. Aw running stand for Happiness.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Very Christmas.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Wat them on the hour, Tommy your News right on
the other side, and the boys with there Christmas song
kind of sums it up with a lot of people.
See what I'm talking about coming ah morning, there's a
(10:40):
big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
All right.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
We wanted to kick off hot in a junior Nation band.
We're there running Christmas songs. Started off with the old
request we've had flat broke Christmas. That kind of dumbs
it up, how you think?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
So I'm pretty broke.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
All right, Just so I see something else that takes
me off.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I think they're gonna start letting you know about all
the taxpayer the wasting money that we've had. You know
what's the old Ramaswami. Trump's guys he put on to
kind of go through and try to figure out what
they're doing on it.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
So businessman on it.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, So Biden, pardon hunters, Okay, we got that out
of the way. That's that's great, that's good news. Yeah.
I don't want them to have to spend any money
on lawyers and stuff like that. Just go, okay, ten years,
you know, that's all right. Don't worry about what I said,
take me off. That's not even the taken off part.
Taxpayers spent two hundred and twenty million dollars for illegal
(11:42):
aliens or immigrants what they want to call them, putting
them up in a Roosevelt hotel because Pakistan owns that hotel.
So we are paying a foreign country two hundred and
twenty million dollars worth of tax, our tax dollars to
foreign illegals. Foreign country have a place for stem. Yeah,
so they will stay, won't.
Speaker 6 (12:06):
I just don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Well, and I don't even know if Hoyt pays Haxes. Okay, sorry,
Now here's the boys with their Christmas song.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
The Junior Nation Band is proud to present a Sound
of the season, based, like most of our songs, on
a more or less true story. It's a flat broke,
redden Neck Christmas at the tail end of the year.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
It ain't no snow, but.
Speaker 9 (12:43):
You just know we'll drink a lot of beer. It's
a flat broke redden Neck Christmas at the local trail
of park this so crowd gets mighty loud. Soon is it?
It's dark. We'd drinking store brand beer because of budget cuts.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
This salt econd of meat.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Let's kick us in the nuts. It's a flat broke
redden Neck Christmas and there's no relief inside. We're here
having us a flat broke breaden neck Christmas.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
To night.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
It's a flat broke bredden Neck Christmas, and we sure
could use some bugs.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
In the hood.
Speaker 9 (13:38):
It's not too good. In fact, it kind of sucks.
It's a flat broke ridden neck Christmas. We're in debt
up to our ears. Obama's in for four more years.
We're gonna need more beers.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Oh no, we're out of Oh I'm.
Speaker 9 (14:01):
All in a funk.
Speaker 7 (14:03):
Wait.
Speaker 9 (14:04):
It comes in two old.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Wild neighbor gowns.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
We junk up in their truck. It's a honkey dunker duncle.
Don't Christmas yes's finally picking up. Come on in, honey,
let me hold your hair back while you roll up there.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
It is another Christmas miracle.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Somebody get to mock director's reading.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
You sure are party.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
A morn. Just make sure already all riders get connected
over temptation trailer Here.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Man, Hello, hey, it's hot.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
All my life. I want to fight about it?
Speaker 1 (15:08):
No man, buds John Bonbella here, well, well you say
there you beg on?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Hey, no driving nikel dragon nose picking, button scratching, scamp
farming boy, Wait, man, I gotta come more flicking here
hull locking fervor. Okay, at the guber flicking that kind
of come to me on the fly.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
I go trying to figure back. That's annoy What in
the world's going on? You endeavored to have a big Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Oh yeah, we closed up the body shop and did
a little squirrel hunt.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Had you do no good? I didn't shoot anything, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
But not what weas intending to shoot.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Oh what happens?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Well? Here running this fellow named Rick spools last week
down in hoots harder feller, good people though, were's all
talking about going squirrel hunting? He says, Heck, I got
a big old pace of lamb. We got squirrels all
over place.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
Y'all have to come on over.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I said, you mean it? He says, he you jest
im about to have it? Get me on your way up.
I said, all right, well see you Friday. It's Friday morning.
Man Devor pulled up this Feller's farm. Debord's sitting in
the truck. I go up to the house and the
old fellow opens the door. He's standing there in his pajamers.
I said, morning there, missus Froze. You better get your
hunting clothes on. He says, no, I can't go with you.
I woke up this morning with a bad case of
(16:20):
the square. Ain't about this rough in years. I said, well,
bless your heart. He said, well, thank you, Bud, it
ain't my heart.
Speaker 7 (16:27):
That's hey.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Before we y'all pull out, he says, can you do
me a favor? I got a sick old horse back
behind the house named Chucky, had him for almost fifteen years. Well,
he ain't long for this world. I know I need
to put him down, but I just can't bring myself
to do it. Would you mind taking your gun back
here and shooting in for me? I said, well, I
reckon we do that. He says, I sure, what appreciate
(16:50):
y'all have you a big time. So I'm walking back
to the truck. I started thinking about playing a little
trick on Delbor. So I walk up to the truck,
kind of grumbling under my breath, you know. Debord says,
what was married you? I said, well, let's rather come
out all this way up here for nothing. That's sorry.
Sob says we ain't welcome on his property. Never says,
well I come, I said, Well, it turns out he's
a ford Man. He see us pull up here in
(17:12):
a Chevrolet picker. He says, y'all can forget about bringing
that sorry hunky johnk on my Land called Dale Junior
everything with sport. Then he said us leave right now.
He's calling the law on us.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Never says, so he ain't going squirrel hunting. I said, well,
not here, we ain't. But I tell you one thing.
I'm gonna shoot me something for I leave. He says,
what you mean? I said, where's mister ford Man? Got
him a horse tied up back behind the house. I'm
gonna take his shotgun up here and blow his dad
gum horse brains out. Well, Deby don't know what to think.
Of course, not knowing what to think ain't exactly new
experience for him. So anyways, I grabbed my gun get
(17:46):
back out of the truck off huffy like and walked
up where his horse was. I tell you, old spros
is right. This here was one broke down, pitiful looking
piece of animal. I took a bead right twenty his
eyes and said, sorry about this, chucky, but it's further
base squeeze that trigger. Wham dropped him like a bad habit. Uh. Well,
just as I was fixing the walk back to the truck,
I heard two more shots wam, wham come from around.
(18:09):
That's how the barn run around. See what's going on.
There's Delbert and the truck racing the engine, waving his arms, going,
we'll take that on. More mess with us, I shot
to of his cows to you, let's go.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Delbart always got to be in the thick day.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, and things usually don't get real thick till he
gets involved. Hey, listen, I gotta run here, men the
great White Hunters fixing and go to work. You're gonna
take gover later on? Yeah, Well, well you tell him,
I said, Uh, he'll know what you mean. Y'all came
straight upright.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Good morning the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 11 (18:45):
Hang on all right, listen to you, mog It's time
to button your yaps say, I'm trying to listen to
these two clowns, John Boyn Belly on the Big Shaw.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Yeah, the Big Shaw. It's big.
Speaker 11 (18:54):
Say he' bigger than beg. It's your knowm I say, hey,
he's adorable.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Good morning, Big shows on the Radiod. Like to start
off with our big show, Christmas Classics after Thanksgiving, So
let's do it.
Speaker 12 (19:45):
The phone the rooftop, drunk as ham lipp in some
pigeon crapping down. I fell not to try and to
hang up Christmas lights, handing on to try that I have.
Oh hell no, where's that hole?
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Oh hell no? Where did she go?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Off?
Speaker 5 (20:09):
To the liquor store?
Speaker 11 (20:11):
Boy?
Speaker 13 (20:11):
What class here? I lay with a busted as bardy.
Damn sure that my leg is broke. I'm freezing to death.
Then of just my croak laying on the sidewalk.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Oh the loane.
Speaker 12 (20:29):
Wish I didn't land on my cell phone. Oh hell no,
where's that hole? Oh hell no? Where did she go? O?
I'm having lunch with the damn girlfriends, going up, butting
my foot in her big rear. Crawl to the door,
(20:50):
but the damn things locked. It's getting dark going in
too shots. No one will help me, and that's not good.
I hate this damn white name. Oh hell no, where's
that home?
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Hell no? Where didn't she go?
Speaker 12 (21:13):
If she don't get back here and fast, she can
kiss my dead throats.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Merry Christmas, Good morning, Got the Big Show on the
radio coming up. We play wordy word for Redmax prize pack.
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Big Show dot com. Hang on play four ten minutes
where right now from the desk and Taylor Tayman News
is what to watch. Here's mars it Taylor all right.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
All right, let's look at the money racked up in
the box office over the holiday weekend. Molana two broke
the Thanksgiving box office record with two hundred and twenty
one million dollars over the holiday they came in. Number one.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Was that that Hawaiian volcano that you would tell me about?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
You know, I thought maybe that's what it was kind
of about. But it's about the Little Girl and Maui
who's played by the Rock. Oh yeah, yes, I don't
talking about life journey, so yeah, that came in number one.
Wicked dropped from number one to number two in its
second weekend. Poor Thing only did eighty million over the weekend.
(22:35):
Gladiator two dropped to third place. Red One, the Santa
Claus movie with the Rock as his security, came in
fourth place. And The Best Christmas Pageant Ever rounds out
the top five. And if you were wondering what's the
best Christmas pageant, Well, it's the children's novel Barbara Robinson
Rode back in nineteen seventy two made a movie out.
It's about six misfit kids who volunteered a star in
(22:57):
the town's Sunday play Christmas Play, and mayhem ensues. They're
the Troublemakers. I read the book all right anyway. In
theaters this Friday, The Return starring Ralph finds I guess
it's after twenty years O Desesis finally returns to Ithaca,
(23:18):
where he finds his wife held prisoner by suitors vying
to be king, and his son facing death at their hands.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I miss The.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
Return, y two k. This is a comedy horror. It's
about too high school nobody. A comedy horror.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
That's the best kind.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
I think he dated.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
I mean what sexy and funny?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Right right?
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Okay? And Wear Wolves. That's an action horror thriller. A
horror thriller, and it's about two scientists to try to
stop a mutation that turns people into were wolves after
being touched by a super moon the year before where
supermoon super moon? All right, if you don't want to
go out to the movies, what's streaming on TV? Star
(24:06):
Wars Skeleton Crew is on Disney Plus. It's a part
of the Star Wars franchise because the name, and it
takes place in the same timeframe as the series The Mandalorian.
So that's where you know you are.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
That's the Mandalorian thing.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Yeah, yeah, okay, guy wouldn't take his helmet off? That guy?
Speaker 4 (24:25):
All right?
Speaker 6 (24:26):
On Amazon or Prime Video Pop Culture Jeopardy, Yeah, this
is hosted by Colin Joust Jost from SNL. I'm terrible
with the names. No, no, I know you wouldn't believe it.
But it's a brand new twist on the classic quiz
show answer and question format that combines the academic rigor
(24:46):
of Jeopardy with the excitement and unpredictability of pop culture.
So there's gonna be everything from the hard stuff to
you need to be an expert in alternative rock, to
the Avengers to Broadway to Mma. A lot of gen
Z kids.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Will love it. And where is That at?
Speaker 6 (25:01):
That is on Prime and Black Doves that's on Netflix.
Kiera Knightley is back and she's starring in this series.
And when a spy posing as a politician's wife learns
her lover has been murdered, an old assassin friend joins
her on a quest for truth, and then that's a horror, horror,
(25:22):
that's a rep you guys.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Thank you. Well, let's get us a winner. That's my
wordy word. We go one night, hundred Big Show. We'll
get a couple of contestants play next good Morning and
(25:59):
that's a big hill on the radio, humming do your
homes Hey? When I reach your track fan to make
show bed box story, Jomon car I will tell you
the store the Peanuts Christmas. You word Peanuts at the
Bigshow dot Com clicking on their contest money can't get
to We'll call you somebody gonna play make that happen
to like.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Right now, I had everybody's head. I bout the bed to.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Play the wordy word and a worthy word.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Let's meet a couple of bunnies going at it from
Stanton in North Carolina. We got Michael and Diane. Good morning, Michael.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Good morning, day morning to see you bating up.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Your day's going well, man, you.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Going good, going good here in the final hour our
work day. Here, we're gonna turn it up. Hey, Diane,
good morning.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Hey, good morning. Oh everything's going.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Good, everything's going real good.
Speaker 11 (26:52):
Go win.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
They y'all friends battling out some wordy word with us.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
So it'll be the boys against girls.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Yeah, march heard we.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Double or if I.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Be careful how they get pays, have a good relationship
with your landlord. All right, well Diane, you relaxing me
and Michael to go for the first thirty seconds, Hi, Michael,
Let's see what we can put on the boarder. You ready, buddy, Yes, sir?
All right, so starting the clock now, give me a sandwich, peanut,
(27:34):
butter and jelly. Yeah, uh huh. Put the blank to
the metal your gas blank, yeah, uh huh. Able the
fifteenth is you gotta pay your what yeah, uh huh?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
A blank absorber on your car when you hit a hole.
A blank absorber shot? Yes, uh huh? A blank at Walmart? Guys,
sand there and welcome you. They are a wal Mart.
What that's it?
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Good work?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Good work, Michael? What about a five board? All right there?
And now what's happening here? I think you're gonna get
do some diyan all right, and Diana and Taylor ready go?
Speaker 6 (28:22):
This is what you do to important documents. You put
it through this and it cuts it up into little pieces.
What did it do?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (28:29):
You do this to a male dog. You spay a
female and you blank a male.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:35):
You might put this in your coffee if you don't
want to drink it black. You put some of this
in it, half and half creamer. You go, kids will
go and play in the blank central blank part yep?
The holiday blank. It's a motel, hotel holiday.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
In yep, holiday in Well.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I was putting the five on the board to match
it right there, So hied up five to five heading
around two? All right, Michael, are you ready without a doubt?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
All right, starting the clock. Now it grows on your
head yeah, uh huh, Campbell chicken noodle. Yeah, uh huh,
you are a special blank, come on in, you're a
special what.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Oh yes, uh, alright, turn this on.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
It's on the table. It's a little light. Turn on
the yes, uh huh. You're not paying attention to me.
You are blanking me. Don't blank me, ignoring me?
Speaker 7 (29:36):
Yes, ignore, uh huh.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
Carry your bride over the.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Circle.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
Foul.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
That's a way to do it, Michael, with a six
on the board, honore, double dis is good, but Diane
and Tater no slouches themselves. Six. You get a six
in your force over time, all right, dying and tail
(30:04):
brand new word and go.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
You put eyeshadow on your eye. Blank. Yes, you blank
the butter over your toast. You blank the butter over
your toast. The blank of the city. He's kind of
the politician of the city. He's not the governor. He's
the Yes. Blank and roll, it's music, blank and roll rock. Yes,
(30:28):
you get an engagement blank. Yes, uh. This is when
you you you don't accept the truth. You're in blank.
It's not just a river in Egypt.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Denial. It was denial, but after the buzzer. Michael Winn's
battle of the money.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
It was such a good competition though.
Speaker 6 (30:54):
That's a good game.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
And Michael lur prize pack and dying. You charge him
some of it.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
You got to figure it out what got you.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
But I appreciate y'all playing with us.
Speaker 10 (31:14):
You I call month ago to beat the ball.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
But this is his first call.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
All right, I tell you.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Color well, y'all hang on.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
It was blitch you up? Okay, yes, sir, thank you.
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Bid request time
Christopher Michael Caine out of Cholera, Alabama. About that that's
a home of ours. Don't tell me, okay, LS tractor giveaway, Yes,
(31:56):
a mossy oh gamekeeper. LS tractor was one by board
tip down in Kolera, Alabama. Right, we'll good and then
another big show listener, go find out the Kolera Thank you, Christopher.
Michael Kaine. Artist said that he wants to hear the
ape Wrangler. Christopher, you got it coming up next. All morning,
(32:43):
this big show on the radio. All right there, Christopher
out of Kolera, Alabama. You're a quince happens right now?
Speaker 6 (32:52):
Man?
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Hello, that his heart on a part of.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
That now man John boy Miiller here.
Speaker 7 (32:59):
Alright, man beg on hay, no old driving, no talking,
he hall looking pervert.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Oh not much, Boddy. Wasn't you an excitement over in
your neck of the woods?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Wow? Man Debart went to the Riddle Brothers circus the
other day.
Speaker 10 (33:12):
Riddle Brother's circus. I don't believe I've ever heard of
that one.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
It's twenty years smaller traveling circuses.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
They set up at that vacant light next to the
wall mart, about half.
Speaker 7 (33:21):
A mile from the house.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
What hell was no.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Which a mangy looking animals and I broke down tiltal
war U had the sorriest side show you ever seen.
The big attraction was the bearded man.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
That seconds pretty sorry.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
Yeah, see they did bring some excitement to the neighborhood though.
Had this gorilla there? He got out of his cage
and went running around here through the.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
Trailer park and escaped gorilla through the trailer park.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Yeah, they went door the door, turning about to be
on the lookout for it.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Uh huh.
Speaker 7 (33:53):
Well, Sir Delbert looked at the kitchen window yesterday morning.
There he was big old gorilla sitting in one of
them oak trees, right out behind the tool.
Speaker 6 (34:02):
Shit.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
What did he do.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
He said, no, no, no, no, I oh, he said,
I ain't. Went and call upon number of the circus
they will give us. They said, well, don't try to
do anything, just keep a eye on him. We'll send
the ape rang Glare right over. So about five minutes later,
this beat up all pickup truck with red Old Brothers
circus painted on it pulls up out front. The ape
(34:27):
rang Glare turns out to be this skinny, wormy looking
fella carrying of duffel bag and he had this little
bitty chair wall wall with him.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
A chiwawah.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Yeah, it looked like a little stoopie only wasn't quite
as hearty and rove up.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
So what happened?
Speaker 7 (34:41):
Well, this wrangler feller comes up the door says, I'm
here to pick up the gorilla. Shouldn't be a big deal.
Would you mind giving me a hand? And never looked
at him and said, well, look like y'all might need one.
So fella riaches in his duffel bag. He pulls out
a sharp stick, a fire handcuffs, and a shot He
hands a shotgun to Debt and says, all right, now
(35:03):
here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna climb up that tree
and get right under the gorilla, and then they'll poke
him with us here sharp stick. He'll fall out of
the tree, and while he's laying on the ground stunned,
fang Here's.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Gonna subdue him. And Devor says, now, wait a minute,
how's that little bitty dog gonna subdue an eight hundred
pound gorilla. Feller says, well, he wouldn't not to look
at him, but out there's a highly trained attack dog.
When the gorilla falls out of the tree, old fang
here has been trained to run over and latch onto
his shall we say, private park. That's what the gorilla's
(35:38):
fust to say. And when fang grabs him, the gorilla'll
instinctively put his hand down to cover his nugget. Uh huh.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
When that happens, I'll jump down snap the handcuffs on him. Now,
don't worry, man, fang had done this a bunch of
times before. It'll be a breathe. Devard says, well, if
it's gonna be so easy, what's.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
The shotgun for? Feller says, well, when I poke the
gorilla with that stick, there's always a chance that he'll
grab a hold of the stick and make me fall
out of the tree. If that happens, you shoot old Frank.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
So I did it work.
Speaker 7 (36:15):
Yeah, Frank turned out to be one mean little son
of a gun. And the fellow gift over to brochure
about the riddle. Brothers ain't franglers school.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
He ain't thinking about changing careers again.
Speaker 7 (36:28):
Well you never know, Hey, let'ten make it right here,
Me and Marlon Perkins and sick thing I gonna worn?
Well you tell him? I said, huh, hell know what
you mean? Y'all came straight up.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
From every morning. There's a big show on the radio.
(37:12):
You're gonna mind you all you moving around Charlie, North Carolina.
Loso Tavern, big good lunch spot. Today. Every Wednesday is
Burger Days seven, nine to nine Burgers all days like
a Loso Tavern. The South End's best sports.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Bar for Blood and Mary.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Saturday. There's always your dogs welcome. Come with you watch
them football on the outside patio, popular hangout for Texas
and Auburn watch parties. Egs are doing it up.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
You get word more.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Alright in where am I?
Speaker 4 (37:49):
It's do at work? John?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yes, I'm afraid of It's our feature track for the
big show bit box, a story time with car.
Speaker 14 (38:00):
And now it's story time with your host, carl Childers.
Speaker 15 (38:06):
I reckon, it wouldn't feel like Christmas time if and
there weren't no Charlie Brown. I reckon I can tell
you about it if and you want me to. I've
seen it time to time, remember a great deal of it.
Old Charlie Brown is that boy with a head like
a punkin. I reckon, Old Charlie Brown was a studying
on putting on a little skit for Christmas time over
(38:28):
at that schoolhouse. Sir Kindly wants to tell the folks
about the Lord, and he's born and what not. He
puts all his friends in the show all you tell,
that's how they do it in the show business. They
all in there, our little sissy boy. What tot's around
that towel? Some folks say it's a blanket. I say
(38:53):
it's a towel. He that dirty boy, and that little
black boy. And that's some old girl who thinks she's
a boy. She sounds like a boy anyway, kindly dresses
like one too.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
I reckon. There's some old, dark haired girl there named Lucy.
Speaker 15 (39:17):
She runs a little nervous hospital stand out by the
side of the road, makes a party fair away jofing
than I reckon. Charlie Brown's little sister's there too, party
little thing just a little bit bigger than a squirrel.
I even got them a dancing dog name a Snoopy.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
He's a pretty good actor for a dog. I reckon well, sir.
Speaker 15 (39:44):
Every time Old Charlie Brown gets them youngest together for
play practice, sake commits to dancing and and fooling around
to beat the band. That funny boy what plays a
pie and always starts.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
Him all.
Speaker 15 (39:56):
He's not funny, haha, he's funny quirre. All that fooling
around makes Old Charlie Brown see red. He goes off
summers and looking for a Christmas train. While he's out
doing some trade, and the rest of them kids take
a break for a biscuit or two, have some French
fried p titers and some potted meat, and they go
(40:19):
skating on old froze over pond and sing some songs.
They commenced to dancing again. They like dancing a good bit.
I reckon well, Charlie Brown. He finds him a tree,
all right, it's something pitiful. The other trees make sport
of it. But that boy, he likes it a great deal.
(40:42):
He gets all stove up a toning it home, but
he don't mind much. He fancies it up with all
the trimmings he stole off in that dancing dogs little shed.
And that other little sissy boy makes a hat out
of that towel he totes along and commences to tell
folks about the Lord and such well sir. By the
time the whole she bangs wrapped up, everybody knows the
(41:05):
true made and of Christmas. And I recognized just about us,
happy and ending as you're gonna get. And that old
dark haired girl, she talks Old Charlie Brown into playing
some football. He's no count at it. She'd kind of
crulled to him. She moves that old ball. When he
tries to kick at it, they fall pretty hard, knocks
(41:28):
him clean out.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
All other children start a hollering, what did you kill
Charlie Brown?
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Firm?
Speaker 4 (41:34):
What'd you kill Charlie Brown?
Speaker 6 (41:35):
Fir?
Speaker 15 (41:39):
And now I'll took after that dark haired girl. She
runs a good distance, I reckon, but they finally caught
up with her. They tied her up and left her
in the woods for the critters to eat. Moral of
the story is, don't matter if your trees might sickly
as long as you know about the Lord. But if
you move a football, they go let the critters.
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You gonna throw the football around there, Low Feller, Little Feller.
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