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September 18, 2024 41 mins

Wed (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Ricky B. Sharp scrubs off a couple of his songs, “Time to Move” - and - “Poop There It Is”.. - Tater brings in a new edition of Tatertainment News and What to Watch.. - Mad Max weighs in on why more High Schools are banning valedictorians.. - Mark Packer checks with the latest on College Football.. - We’ll fill a request for the classic John Boy & Billy Playhouse, “Touchdown LSU!”.. - and we’ll wrap things up with the Mayor of Dismal Seepage…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good Morning, Got the Big Showing the Radio. We got
our man Mark Packer, all about college football coming up
in minutes.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Then we will play Beating the Blog. But right now, Taylor,
tell him what mean? Tyler? Tell him I was I
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Speaker 3 (00:18):
Well, they can win a hat, a T shirt, a
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Tiger's motorcycle.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Lawyers, They're right, that's.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
The move I was looking for.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
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Speaker 4 (00:51):
Here's my walking out music.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Back man ad minutes Big Show rolls on. Good Morning,
Got the Big Showing the Radio. Here is the man
from the ACC Network in the Big ESPN joins us
every Wednesday. This time mister Mark Packer, Good morning, pack Mahn.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Good one of John Boy. As we head into week
number four of the college football season, we got a
new number one team in the AP Pole. Now, Johnny,
I've been telling you for a decade. You don't worry
about the polls, right, I mean, the only poll that
matters is the one that comes out of the College
Football Playoff Committee.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
We won't know that one.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Until actually election eve, actual election night, that Tuesday, November
whatever it is, November fifth is when the first pole
comes out. But the AP pole came out and there's
a new number one, the Texas Longhorns. Johnny hook them.
Texas is the new number one team in the country.
They flip flap over Georgia. The Dogs struggled a little bit.
In fact, they struggled a lot against Kentucky ended up

(01:49):
getting a w. But Texas now moves to the number on
the first time. Texas is bearing number one, John Boy
in the AP pole since two thousand and eight and eight,
so it's been sixteen years. Of course, you got to
go way back. That's when old Mac Brown was doing
this thing, the Longhorns. They won the national championship bam
and eventually beat him again in another national title game.

(02:11):
So Texas number one, Georgia's number two, and you know,
quite frankly, it was kind of a quiet Week three
for the most part, but maybe the bigger headlines this
side of the rankings is gonna be what's going on
down in the Sunshine State. The Florida State Seminoles John
Boy are oh and stinking three, oh and three. It
is hard to believe. They became the first team ever

(02:33):
as a preseason AP Top ten team to start oh
and three with all of their losses to unranked teams.
They were favored in all three, lost all three, and
this week they host California, one of those newbies in
the ACC. They're gonna make the trip allway from Berkeley
down to Tallahassee. So tough times for Thenoles, tough times
for the Florida Gators Billy Nakers under all kinds of scrutiny.

(02:56):
They're off to allows ease start. They're one and two
and schedule that is just absolutely brutal. So the Sunshine
State's got two teams that are really really struggling with
Florida and Florida State, So we'll see what happens on
that front. By the way, it's the first time since
nineteen fifty five that both of those teams have a
losing record through the first three games of the season.

(03:17):
Nineteen fifty five put that in perspective. So this week,
John Boyd, we got four games ranked versus rank from
a national perspective. Tennessee, the Balls continue to rock and roll.
They're going to Oklahoma. That will be a good one again.
The Brent Vnables now running the show out there and
Norman and the Balls.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
Look legit to me.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
You got Utah, who's twelfth in the country. They're at
number fourteen, Oklahoma State, Southern California's number eleven. They're going
to the big House that Michigan. Michigan's got a new
quarterback this week and the Wolverines are struggling offensively, the
ranked eighteenth. And then Illinois Nebraska in another Big Ten
matchup and get after each other. In the top twenty
five in the ACC. You got NC State going down
to Death Valley and CJ. Bailey the freshman kind of

(03:59):
save against Louisiana techer for the weekend. Dave Dorn this
week says he's going to.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
Be their quarterback.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
So he got a freshman quarterback with a struggling offensive
line going to Death Valley. Play hard, boys. I'm just
going to SA That is a tough combination. Georgia, Texas
on the road at Louisville. The Cardinals the ranked nineteenth
in the country, so again, a little bit of everything.
It's still not one of those blockbuster weekends with unbelievable games,
but I am kind of curious to see what happens
with Tennessee and Oklahoma and see how CJ. Bailey handles

(04:27):
that crowd, noise and everything else down in Clempson. So
that's what we got going into week four. It's hard
to believe how quickly it goes by, but Texas is
the new number one team in college football.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Had some South Carolina pack.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I just want to mention that they almost had something
to go crazy about.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
May listen, you know they're up seventeen to nothing, then
they're up late in the game. I got to be
honest with you, I thought they got hosed on some calls.
But you know that sounds like I loser talk from
that perspective. Got a chance to close the deal you
want to. But the Shane Bemers guys played their tails
off college game. They rolled in near and everybody's having
a big time down in Columbia as they always do.
But South Carolina had LSU on the ropes. They just

(05:06):
couldn't figure out a way to close the deal. And
you know that's part of the deal when you start,
you know, get a new franchise, new program going on.
Sheen beamers. Guys, you gotta learn how to win those
kind of games, especially in the sec that's sar Dog
go on top from top to bottom. There's no question.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
All right, pack, thank you so much, my boy. Listen,
see what happens this weekend. We'll catch up with you next.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Sounds like you're playing John Boy will.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Talk to you.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
All right, my boy, let's do that. Then, all right,
we ready to play our game. Let's play beat Leblondie
and get us a contestant. We got Tater sitting on ara.
We play next. Good morning, and it's a big showing

(06:05):
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Speaker 1 (06:39):
And as our contestant from Bradford, Tennessee, it's Stephen.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Good morning, Stephen, how you doing. Hey, good body, welcome
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Speaker 1 (06:52):
Ask Tator some questions. She'll answer to the best of
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Speaker 2 (06:56):
I will you agree and disagree too? Best for two
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Speaker 1 (07:01):
All right is Stephen and Tennessee. Let's go down to
Florida for our first question. You all in Florida, If
you do it in a park or in a car,
it's okay, But if you do it in an elevator,
you can be put in jail for sixty days and

(07:24):
have to pay a five hundred dollars fine.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Doing what Well, first you're gonna to prove that it
was me. But for doing what? For farting?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
For farting? For farting in an elevator? Steven, do you
agree or disagree?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Disagree? Disagree? And that was well? Not to do you smoking? Smoking? Okay?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Okay, all right, good.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
That's one bell. That's good.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
And now all right, tell you if a policeman has
quote no probable cause to arrescue, does he still have
the right to search you.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
No, it depends is acute. Yes, he has a right
to search you.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
He does have the right to search you. Steven, do
you agree or disagree?

Speaker 7 (08:31):
I disagree.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
That's that's false And I don't know how to answer this. Well,
he's correct at his fault. So what you're saying the
answer is only if you give your consent. So he
doesn't have the right unless you give him the consent.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
So that is yeah, I'm not trying to take the
prospect away from the stevement.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Let's let's ask our la what do you think about
the whole situation.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
It's Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Day, her favorite day of the week.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
It works out for you, buddy. You've got the big
Old Lode Tiger's prize.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Fack.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Congratulations man, Well this is my first time calling.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Alright, job, thank you, good morning. I got the big
se on the radio. I'm playing chess with the Pope,
going to get on in here. The song that we

(09:39):
can't relate to.

Speaker 6 (09:46):
H good morning, this big showing the radio.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
If you wasn't here with us a one hour ago,
you need to relive it.

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Speaker 2 (10:23):
We found out an Iceland.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Playing chess with a pope means you you know you're
going number two basically, So we getting in that, and
then we went to feeding the fish, greeting mister hanky,
growing a monkey tail.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Actually have anything to do with you.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
There is a worm category, but we won't get to
that right now. Ricky Bee has got us some believe
it or not, fits.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Right in country people.

Speaker 8 (10:57):
The house, that's me, Ricky Doe, that's most been loving.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
I'm about to get ripping, but watch where you step in.

Speaker 8 (11:04):
Pick this bin on the down load, he goes a
little something like this, rippy bead back again, go win barefoot.
Ain't a sin strolling the pasture, cracking dawn. There ain't
a damn thing going on. House over here, Pigs over there,
what's coming out of their dairy air?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
That's when your.

Speaker 8 (11:20):
Foot hits a big old paddy poop there it is
before I left the sun go down. Take Fido out
for a walk around. He's gotta stop at every tree,
lift his leg and take a pee. Walking out by
the ball field, it's high yield. It's a minefield, but

(11:41):
there's always one that you never see poop there it is,
damn it.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Come on, come on, yo, poop. Sass ain't chocolate. Dad
ain't chocolate. Dad ain't chocolate. Suck up, sad ain't chocolate.
Dad ain't chocolate. Dad ain't chocolate. What steaks? It's in
the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Smells like rocken mushrooms.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Nothing in the bowl.

Speaker 8 (12:04):
Here we go again, open the trash can. Digging in
halfway down, I start to cry.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
He double op.

Speaker 8 (12:10):
Y oh my, I musting open dirty nye for poop.
There it is.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I hate dodey, I hate dudey.

Speaker 8 (12:36):
Ain't no hot cheese plugs your pipe. I got me
a plan to start taking rand amazing. It's crazy. I'm
chancing and rancing. I'm pootpoo dancing. That's a match lighter
sitting here going to be an all nighter. Sign it's
plugging up your hand. Can't smell this?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
You must be dead?

Speaker 9 (12:51):
Can you smell it?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Can it can smell it? Can you smell it? He
double lopeene. That's the hed.

Speaker 8 (13:00):
Another way to spellish turd. Spend all your time looking down,
spotting something soft and brown, thinking that the coast is clear,
thinking danger isn't there. That's when you look up again
the sky, a bird craps in your eye.

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all right. We are the rap fasters, Lucy r Wrapper,
Ricky Bee, you have different people at your pizza hut.

Speaker 8 (13:31):
Twenty years and coming more.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Good morning, make shows all radio Now a few minutes
with Marvin Webster.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yo, what's up how y'all doing?

Speaker 7 (14:10):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Man?

Speaker 7 (14:11):
The new Great Depression rolls on people having a hard
time do anything for money. Even the crime nowadays is
jacked up. Have you seen on the news about all
these metal thieves? And I ain't talking about gold and silver.
I'm talking about like breaking in the power company, stealing
copper cap, pulling rain gutters off a man's house, stealing
guardrails and man whole covers. It's like a bunch of

(14:34):
crackhead termites or attack even real crack heads on what
is wrong with these people? Hey, if you're a cop
working on a stolen metal case, I got a tip
for you. You ain't got to interview none of my people.
Ain't no brothers in the scrap metal game. You're looking
for eight big thick white boys trying to steal a

(14:54):
guardrail has some labor intensive crime right now, We ain't
about that. Brother hooked up one of them gangs. He
lasted about ten minutes. First job of the night. Boss
man said, okay, Calvin, put that ladder up against the house.
Were gonna pull them rain gutters off and load them
in the truck. Calvin be like, no, man, you gonna
pull them gutters off and put them in the truck.

(15:15):
That ain't for me. I turned the crime because it
was easy. If I wanted to work, i'd get a job,
all right, Well, then run get that manhole cover out
of the street.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Do what why scrap iron? Seventy eight cents a pound?
May you out of your mind?

Speaker 7 (15:31):
I ain't picking up no damn hundred pounds man hold cover.
Two things about heavy metal, I don't listen to it,
and I damn sure don't pick it up. Having no
eight ways split on seventy eight cents a pounds, Hey,
hamburg yourself about two fifty a pounds. Only go knock
over the meat depopping at the food gin. No man,
get up that pole and cut down a piece of

(15:53):
that power line. That wire, I got all kind of
copper in it. Yeah, also got fifty thousand volts in it.
I ain't cut no power lines. Come on, man, they'll
find my dead ass two blocks of eight when my
shoes blowed off. Yeah well you say you want big
money copper, go for three dollars and eighty cents a pound.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Oh yeah, well you heard about the stuff that got
now called weed.

Speaker 7 (16:14):
Its helf about eight hundred dollars a pound, and you
ain't got to tote it. But an ounce of the time,
this here gang you to get out the scrap business
and get into weed business. Bosson and go Calvin what
you fight? Yeah, I know, man, Look y'all be careful.
I'll catch your with you next week. And that, my friends,
is why my people ain't in no scrap metal game.

(16:36):
This crime has got more white people in it than
the NHL Hall of Fame, y'all think about it. I'm
Marvin Webs.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
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Speaker 11 (16:51):
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REGGI be all morning. Now we're turning over to his
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Speaker 4 (18:16):
He rolls out of bed at the crack of eleven.
Living with him, it's a slice of heaven.

Speaker 10 (18:21):
He's a mask cart that a greasy pizza dive, takes
a shower in the kitchen sink, puts on his caping,
is gone in a wink.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
I'm married to a guy who's two foot five.

Speaker 13 (18:35):
He's just two foot five.

Speaker 10 (18:37):
He's up about the little fella likes to talk so tough, but.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
He's really kind of yelling.

Speaker 13 (18:44):
Putting up with him, I think I deserve a bed
of This is what you get when you did sun
the side of two foot five. So bossye, it's so lazy.
Guess my ball was right. I must have been half crazy.
I need force his ass.

Speaker 10 (19:05):
But the one else could take it.

Speaker 13 (19:08):
Like our honey, I'll just have to fading him.

Speaker 10 (19:17):
The booming night and walks in the kitchen and right
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and put him in his chair. It's full on a
piece of macaroni and all i. It is a lot
of aloney, lot of this half pint hasty, don't seem fair.

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He's just two foot five.

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He's a feasty little hamster kitchen in a lie. He's
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some kind of local hero.

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The truth be told.

Speaker 13 (19:51):
He's an eating fit of zero two a foot five,
the upole in the pizza.

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Yeah, he hates sure, guts budd he's always glad vake.

Speaker 14 (20:02):
Sure.

Speaker 10 (20:02):
There's just ain't no way he could be a shorter.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
He could sit right down on the edge of a corner.

Speaker 10 (20:12):
Two foot five, very doo with too ba loop up
when he's first in bed. It's like the damn azoo
coup up. Ever do to deserve this kind of Hoodmit.

Speaker 13 (20:25):
I'd be listening Barisberry to my consipt.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Two foot five, What.

Speaker 10 (20:32):
A crazy little phony. Yeah, he rides the dog like
it's some kind of phoney.

Speaker 13 (20:38):
He's a real hot head, got a temper like the rock.
Get funny coming from my yahoop, it's in your brocket
two foot five, no bigger than a minute where there's
shouble fould.

Speaker 10 (20:54):
You know that he is in it like that cartoon faust.
He thinks he's any money.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
He's so short he has to do.

Speaker 9 (21:08):
That.

Speaker 8 (21:08):
Last part was hurtful.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
It's not a tall man.

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Speaker 2 (21:53):
Now it's time for what too much. Here's Marcy Taylor Moren.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
The box office from the weekend Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice number one
for the second straight weekend, making some money. The total
for North America money was one hundred and eighty eight
million dollars and two hundred and sixty four million globally.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
That's I got a lot of zeros.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
The horror R flick Speak No Evil, the one starring
James McAvoy opened up in second place. Deadpool and Wolverine
they dropped from second but remain in the third place
spot for the top five, and Am I Racist? The
first theatrical release from Ben Shapiro's The Daily Wire debuted
in fourth place.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Wow, which is pretty cool. It wasn't in a wide release.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Didn't even make my list of what was coming out,
So my goodness, it came in fourth.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
He's gotten very popular on you. Yeah, I like him.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Some things to note.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
The biopic Pick Reagan fell from third to fifth place,
and Dave Batista is the Killers game.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
You're in sixth place. The action All right, what's coming
out this Friday?

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Transformers one one. It's computer animated movie starring Crims Crimson,
Chris Hemsworth, and Scarlett Johansson. This is a franchise revitalizing prequel.
You know, the Transformers have been around for a very
long time. Yeah, It's based on the Hasbro toy line

(23:26):
and the original story explores the friendship and the eventual
animosity between Optimus Prime and Mega Trod.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Okay, so this has never been released before. Now, this
is a prequel, prequel animated computer animal.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
And it's the first one since nineteen eighty six. They've
been live action, you know, mixed between the since then.
So I know some little duffius are very excited about
this one.

Speaker 9 (23:53):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Streaming what to watch there on Peacock World's Most Notorious
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Speaker 4 (24:12):
It's season one.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
They have ten episodes of this and it's the body
cam captures of the up close and dangerous world of
America's police officers.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Wow, they're reviving cops.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah, they kicked it off, you know, will be war
on cops, thank you very much. So yeah, so I
know Fox Nation though their website has been running it.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Break.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Let's see what's next the future with Bill Gates. This
is on Netflix season one. It's a documentary with Bill.
You can join visionary philanthropis Bill Gates as he delves
into pressing global issues and uncovers cutting edge technologies that
will transform the word.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
That's what I want to do. I want to go
to Bill Gates, let him tell me home.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
You may be looking for like, where's my really, where's
my escape? Where's nice?

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Grate?

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Monsters? The Lyel and Eric Menendez story?

Speaker 11 (25:03):
Is that that doing for you?

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Well, that's on Netflix. It's not starring them, of course,
since they're in prison. It is their actors based, but
it's their story. And Fraser Season one is streaming. Yes,
Fraser has re entered the building. A psychologist is back
in Boston with new challenges to face and an old
dream or two to finally fulfill a challenger.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
The challenge that face being half as funny as the original, right, Jagon.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I know it's hard.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
We gave it a shot and we love love Fraser.
Well you can still kept that catch that syndication. So
and that's a wrapp what's thank you?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Well, let's get us a winner. That's play wording word.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Here we go one eight hundred big show you told
free line, Get a couple of contestants and play next.

Speaker 6 (26:15):
Good morning, it's.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
A big Shaw on the radio.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Run into your Wednesday, septembery at today's feature track with
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Speaker 4 (26:36):
Let's why I had everybody's head about.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
The bed burdi word, thattle wordy word. Let's meet a contestants.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
We got Teresa from Huntsville, Alabama. Good morning, Teresa, mine
no sunshine, I take her all right. Listen, say to Steve.
He's in Anderson, South Carolina. Good morning, Steve, Good morning,
John Boy, good morning.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
All right, welcome Monday.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
And Teddy you got stay Yes, hey, Tyter, I'm looking
forward to it. Okay, Well let's do two around thirty
second sege and see who's gonna win Queen Alabama and South.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Carolina this morning.

Speaker 9 (27:16):
All right, so everybody.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Rids Dave, you relax, me and Teresa for the first
thirty seconds.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
All right, Teresa, are you ready?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
No hold on, I got to take you out of
tough Okay.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
I always have to have the good toke in the morning,
you know, waking back.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
I kind of.

Speaker 9 (27:36):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
I'd like your chances.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
John, Let's see what we got here, okay, so start
the clock. Now he's married to your aunt, oh uncle, Yes,
a chicken lace and.

Speaker 10 (27:55):
Another chicken.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yes, all right. Oh you've had a rough day. Hey,
you're probably blank and you want to go to sleep.
I'm so what worn out?

Speaker 7 (28:05):
I am.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
No, that's your answer for everybody. Yes, tired, that's it right?
The outer blank? The speed blank is fifty five. Alright, Well,
Teresa was work shopping some pos humor.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Got three on the board. So let's see what Steven
Tator can do. Okay, but around one Steve, are you ready?
I am ready? All right and go all right?

Speaker 4 (28:36):
What is the speed blank?

Speaker 9 (28:37):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Oh you need a massage? You seem very what.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Right?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (28:44):
You you got hit in the head. Now you need
seven of these? Uh huh? You I need you check
this block. It's in your car or in your truck.
It's another word for the motor. It is your what
make them? Yes, kids play with all the time. They
ask for me at Christmas? Yeah, you blank your laundry.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Watch it all right, there's the buzzard that did not work.
But you did put a five on the board to
take the lead by two. It's five to three. All right,
here we go, Teresa, we got another third of seconds.
Are you ready? He's serious, this is his job. Okay,

(29:39):
all right, Okay, here we go. Let's concentrate trees here.
I am right here, Okay, all right, all right, we're
picking up on that last one that he didn't get about.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Laundry. Ready, go after you wash it. You blank your
clothes before you Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
All right, I'm gonna throw a blank tantrum. A kid
will throw a what and if you're if you're saying, yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
What kind of tantrum? A blank tantrum? Don't lose, don't
lose your work. Don't lose your work, don't lose your No.
Four dog on it, Steve want.

Speaker 9 (30:29):
Good?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Sorry, fire along, John, But oh I'm so glad this
is over. You can dry again. Next time you're gonna
be on.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
Steve.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Congratulations, buddy, you got the big old Southern East pets back.
I wouldn't trust the reason with it anyway, No.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Pets. It wouldn't make it to the dog. That's the true. Hey, o, buddy,
I could I get a shout out. Oh yeah, go ahead, man,
get a shut out.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
All my kids, uh, Richard, Allen, Tommy, Stephen and Travis,
all my boys.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
And I also want to say that I'm a first
time caller. Doohn bore Alright? Stay Megan, most appreciate you
and you boys.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Listen to the big show. Good morning, got a big
show on the radio. Time for the bit requests. We
got Mike Rentolds out of Newbern, North Carolina. Ma says, hey, guys,
like to hear touchdown LSU.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
If y'all come by.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
When I was watching the LSU South Carolina game over
the wake. Now when I watch any LSU game, I
can't get out of my head.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
They had a few of those, sure did.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Congratulations you LSU fans. Huh, there's more of an honor
for you way. Mike Rentlds from Newburn, North Carolina's looking
at it.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
I can feel it.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
It's coming up next. Good Morning on. It's a big

(32:22):
show in the radio. Today's babequests Mike, Grandma's not a new.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Bird North Caroloa. You gotta come right here, Mike.

Speaker 15 (32:35):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Touchdown
LSU as our story opens missus Woodrow Boudrow is settling
into bed at the end of a long day.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Hey, who's burn? Is levin tardy?

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Don't that televison off a coda?

Speaker 10 (32:53):
Bed Lisber?

Speaker 14 (32:57):
Hold up, hold.

Speaker 11 (32:58):
Up, shut down, wind shut it? But share listen all
that beautiless natural music coming from the outside.

Speaker 14 (33:05):
You ain't gonna feel so beautifulness when you catch that
west now from all damn Quito bull crawling into that
hole and that big on windows screen that.

Speaker 11 (33:12):
Just shows what you know, woman, I don't fix that
hole in the screen. He speaking of making some beautimous music,
how about you?

Speaker 4 (33:19):
And oh no, you better got.

Speaker 14 (33:22):
That outea right out of your head and the music
in hilltilnight it is gonna be you doing a solo?
Why why that because of that big bowler ko on
Dumbo you can have for then over that t dog's
cage and kitchen. You know how that stuff gives you
the tooth?

Speaker 12 (33:43):
You mean like this.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Touchdown? That less us.

Speaker 11 (33:55):
Said what my uncle y'aque used to say that up
every time he crack off a gud and he trump
his head say touchdown, lsu that there's a foodsball reference.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
I know what a touchdown? Here is your big dumb goober.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Oh yeah, well maybe you recognize this. That's what they.

Speaker 11 (34:13):
Call the extra point and that betan star Lsu seven
George or nothing.

Speaker 14 (34:18):
You know, you just might be the nastiest man in
ather sat Louisiana.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Guarantee could be, but I can showing up put some
point on the bar.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Oh look at y'all. Boom boom Boodoo is on the
march again. Touchdown, Lsu.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
So I see your uncle Jack ain't the last idiot.

Speaker 11 (34:40):
Bon at the boo woo wee that woodoo boodro making
some big tangs happening out there in the night. They
say he could be the next walk to panton a
Tony door set a Josh Booty.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Oh yeah, well say I'm all like gas is Clay
to me, I.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Can't believe it.

Speaker 13 (34:57):
That ain't gonna again.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
It look like he going all the way. It must
be halftime halftime. What that means? It may mean you've
gotta switch side. We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and

(35:22):
Billy Playhouse. June it again.

Speaker 15 (35:25):
Next time when we'll hear Boodros crusty old Uncle Jacques say, hey,
big man.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Let me hold it down.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Your morning's a Big Show on the Radio. Featured track
from The Big Show Big Box Today. Key words Mini
Mike like this visits from the Mayor of Dismal Seapach.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Where's here he is?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Ladies and gentlemen live from beautiful downtown Dismal Seepage. The
Honoraball Merwin, Q Fiddle Swoop, Good morning, mister Mayor, Good.

Speaker 9 (36:29):
Morning John Boy and Billy and others. I'm not great
with names. As you know, there's always something exciting happening
in Dismal Seepage, South Carolina, and this weekend is no exception.
It's our annual Dismal Seepage Mini Bike Week.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Mini Bike Week. That sounds cool.

Speaker 9 (36:49):
Well, see, we saw the success that Myrtle Beach had
with Bike Week and we wanted to get on board
with that. But as you know, Dismal Seepage isn't exactly
a bustling metropolis. Why the nearest bird Biggie's almost fifteen
miles away, and our entire city limits is less than
one half mile in any direction. So we figured a
bike Week on a much smaller scale would be just

(37:10):
a ticket. So Mini Bike Week was born, a festival
designed specifically for all those little people who want to
get their biker on.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
So wait, a second bike week is just for little people.
So you mean a real many bike week.

Speaker 7 (37:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
First, I can't believe I'm saying this, but that is genius.

Speaker 9 (37:30):
Well you see, John boy, It all started, thank you,
by the way, It all started ten years ago when
world famous mini bike stuntman Bold Weavil CANEVL chose dismal
seepage for his legendary leaf over the grand opening of
Mother Goose's Putta Rama miniature golf.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Sounds like a big time Did he make it?

Speaker 9 (37:53):
Well? The takeoff was picture perfect, but he overshot the
ramp and wound up on the eighteenth green.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Was he hurt?

Speaker 9 (38:00):
He was headed for a hole in one, but he
ran into the windmill and it knocked him through the
window over to the old lady who lives in the shoe.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
He retired after that shug him up.

Speaker 9 (38:11):
Uh No, he fell in love with the old woman
in the shoe. They still live there. Got a lot
of kids.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
What's on deck for this weekend? Are you expecting a
big crowd?

Speaker 7 (38:24):
So to speak?

Speaker 9 (38:26):
It all starts Friday night with the parade down Main
Street chopped out, many bikes ridden by many bikers, and
that goes on for almost a whole city block, sponsored
by the preferred motor oil for many bikes Stpeeweed. And
when the sun goes down, it's time to crown the
mini biker Queen.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
You know.

Speaker 9 (38:48):
We used to do that at the Purple Nurple Gentleman's Club.
Some of the gals got hammered and kept falling off
the stage and got hurt. So now we're doing it
in the relative safety of the sawdust Pit Manny Moe
and Jackal's Exotic Petting Zoo. Yeah, we tried doing it
at the Venus fly Trap Botanical Gardens, but a lot
of the competitors went missing.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
In one of those wet t shirt deals.

Speaker 9 (39:12):
Is it uh?

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Used to be?

Speaker 9 (39:13):
Not anymore? We tried that but they kept getting washed away.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
What about food? Anything special?

Speaker 9 (39:19):
I'm glad you asked, John Boy. Saturday is the Mini
Bite Cookout. There's gonna be Vienna sausage on the grill
for the popular Wee Wee Weiener eating contest. Returning champion
Joey Smallberry's will be defending his title and returning for
his tenth year is Colonel Cobb's Roasted.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Corn roasted corn on the cob. Now you're talking.

Speaker 9 (39:43):
Oh, these are a little different, and those little corns
getting Chinese food. That Saturday night is the annual outdoor
showing of Easy Rider.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Do you have a drive in theater.

Speaker 9 (39:55):
No, we just put up an iPad on an onion crate.
That works pretty good.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Awso it's like a pretty great time.

Speaker 9 (40:01):
It's sort of the calm before the storm. Really. The
following weekend things get even wilder. Really, that's when we
have the Mini Black Bike Week. Those folks know how
to party. Plus there's a big rap concert featuring twenty
five cent Littler John and the We Tang Clan. It's

(40:26):
gonna be I hope I get this right. It's gonna
be poppin' yo.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
So something for everyone, my thing for.

Speaker 9 (40:33):
Everyone, John Boy. So come on down to Dismal Steepitch
the next two weekends for the annual Mini Bike Weeks.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Will you be there?

Speaker 6 (40:43):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (40:43):
Hell no, I'm running my house out to Bull Weevil,
Golong everybody.

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