June 26, 2024 • 42 mins
Wed (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Comedian Pat McGann checks in from his comedy tour… - Mr. Rhubarb has a summer school lesson for the carpool crew.. - Terry Hanson gets off the couch for another Sports Briefs - this time he tells how he brought lights to nighttime sporting events.. - A Top 10 List from Morgan Freeman.. - Mark Packer updates the sporting news from his armchair.. - and Mr. Haney opens up a bargain store called Caitlyn’s Closet!
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Rode it to your Wednesday morning with today's feature track
on The Big Show bid Box celebrating Caitlyn Jenner this weekend,
our Big Show Way Mister Haney will introduce you to
Caitlyn's closet in some high fashion sense.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
The Big Box at the Big Show dot.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Com taking on their contest Bunny can't get there, We'll
call you light of You.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Want to play me blond, Well, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Let's dip down into Brunswick, Georgia. Word Big Show listener
Curtis Is on the line. Good morning, Curtis, not big.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You are money. Glad you made it in here. Let's
play with Tater.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah. I want to.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Always be nice. Now, y'all work together on this deal.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
And he was being nice.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I got you you Georgia boy, all right? Did get
two bells for two buzzers? Curtis, you'll be all right,
you know the deal, Tater? All right, Hey, we're going
back to Greek mythology.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yay, this that's okay.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So achilles mother did not want her son to go
to war, so she dressed him up like a girl
and made him sit with a group of women and
do something.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
What was it a guest appearance on the view. You're
sitting with a bunch of I say that, you know,
he sat there and he sewed with the ladies.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Achilles sat there and sewed with the ladies. Curtis, Do
you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Wow, this isn't true.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He sewed all right, he was making some socks because
he had this heel.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
That would that would problem? You probably heard, all right,
good one.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Yeah, I thought he might be through here for a week.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
All right, one more beoladude a trick Marcy. According to Shakespeare, yes,
beauty makes a woman proud, virtue makes her most admire
But what is it that makes a woman seem divine?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
That would be four draft beers and two shots of
tila John boy.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
She would know, you.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Know, you know, I would you know. I think Shakespeare
went for modesty.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Okay, makes a woman seem divine? Tater says modesty. Curtis,
agree or disagree? I disagree? And wow, d you're right modesty.
Look at that with the beer goggles.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Why by the milk if you get.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
The cow, well said, thanks, all right? What's gonna come
down to this? Right here. Let's hear what we can do.
Go in with a true or false question. Those are easy,
all right.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
A fat mommy and a fat daddy will more than
likely have a fat little baby.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
True, but I bet they'd rather have donuts.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Probably fat Baba, fat daddy will have a fat baby.
You say, yes, it's true, true, all right, Curtis, agree
or disagree?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I agree? And that was.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
You see what big bone, Johnny boy?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Eight percent chance you put that in?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Hey, you that they feed that a little bull bunch
of donut. He's gonna be fat.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
We know that, a Curtis, you got big old Lord
Tiger's prize pack.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Head down the bruns before you hang on.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Buddy, I appreciated Johnny.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Wantama, the guyur on top of your news. You're agad
Morgan Freeman with a bonus top ten list.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Right tell me, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Good morning. It's a big showing the radio. Run it
too your Wednesday, all.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
Right, but this top ten list, today's make sure top
ten list, the top ten John Boy catchphrases that would
sound a lot cooler if Morgan Freeman was saying, number ten,
it's time.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
For wordy word, wordy words. Number nine who wants to
win my wonderful thing of the week. Number eight. Pearl's
been dragging a butt across the carpet again. Number seven,
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Grab your scripts and covey your nips, quiet on the
set and action. Number six. The town may be small,
but the news is huge. Number five. The great ones
don't know they're great. Number four, Oh, I got a feeling.
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We got a couple of spouses fixing their go at.
Number three and now actual bloopers from church bulletins. Number
two they gonna do fire me and the number one
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John boy Ism. That's better with Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
Ooha, he goes, good morning, that's a big show on
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the radio.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Well, I'm giving him a nice long break so I
can work on some new materials. So let's take a
chance and see what has come up with ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
The comedian formerly known as Astro Nerd joke Nerd, what
the up? I hope you use your time wisely.
Speaker 10 (08:05):
For shatz on my nozzle. I've done a little self examination.
I've analyzed my career and I've come to a conclusion
that you stink and and I've been playing it too safe.
Comics today can't get by with did you ever notice
and save up and women be shopping? I mean they
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are shopping. But in these trying times, people are looking
for edgy comedy, cutting edge, you know, jokes that.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Are offensive and importation. I knew you'd understand.
Speaker 10 (08:37):
So scooch forward, so you're on the edge of your
seat because this is a whole new joke.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Nerd, Randy, you better put your finger on the button
in case we got to.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Cut him off. Why didn't I cut him off?
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Now?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Lets get my chance, a right nerd have about it itching.
Speaker 10 (08:54):
Okay, let's do this. Hey, good evening, losers see edgy.
I remember all those years ago my wife used to
yell at me about tickling the baby's feet.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
She'd say, can't you at least wait until the baby's.
Speaker 10 (09:07):
Born, edgy, My daughter just had a birthday. They grow
up so fast. One day they're in diapers and the
next day Joe Biden is sniffing their heads literally the
next day. Speaking of Joe Biden, in a recent interview,
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he was asked what's the best thing about dating twenty
five year olds? He said, there's twenty of them.
Speaker 11 (09:38):
Edge.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
Gee, you can't go anywhere without trouble these days. I
was at the Wolvesworth the other day and there was
two blind guys squaring off on each other, getting ready
to fight, and I yelled, my money's on the one
with the knife. They both turn and ran into the wall. Edge,
(10:00):
You've been punked. It was pretty funny at the checkout too.
This woman in front of me had a six pack
of diet coke, a lean cuisine, and a potted fern.
I said, hey, you must be single. She sort of
blushed and brushed her hair behind her ears and said, why, yes,
I am single. How did you know, I said, because
you're ugly?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Oh G.
Speaker 10 (10:26):
But I did ask her out. I said, hey, you
want to come back to my place and play doctor?
She said sure, So I made her sit in the
waiting room for two hours before I asked her a reschedule.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Edge G.
Speaker 10 (10:42):
Sad news. A friend of mine passed away recently. Because
they didn't know what blood type he was. He kept saying,
be positive, but it was kind of hard to do
that under the circumstances.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh, edg G. That's right. Where the hell have you
been for the last five minutes? I had to set
up the kit that's right now. I didn't go to
his funeral neither. I'm just not a morning person show Jackie.
Speaker 10 (11:20):
You gotta learn to put a positive spin on things
these days. I mean, look at the Titanic. Some people
call it a tragedy. I like to look at it
as the world's biggest ice bucket challenge. Hey, what is
that light flashing? Let's me wrap it up signal. I
thought I was having a stroke here. Let me just
dip into the doozy file.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Here we go.
Speaker 10 (11:42):
My doctor gave me a year to live, so I
shot him. The judge gave me fifteen years problem. So
age really.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
No heard for joke.
Speaker 10 (11:52):
Nas limes are green, graft is breener when I think
of tatter, I touched my where you don't take.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
You wanted, Angie.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
This is in.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Good Morning, A Big shows on the radio. Hangout, all right,
listen to you mogs. It's time to button your yaps.
Speaker 10 (12:10):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 12 (12:14):
Yeah, the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
It's big, say bigger than big.
Speaker 10 (12:16):
It's enormous.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Hey, he's adorable.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
There's a big show on the radio, A special day
of sports with a pac Man.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
We're gonna cut that, would pack head just a few minutes?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Uh the champions hit ball game Man and talk to
him about that. Tom away and tell you about the
waffle House prize back. I know, I know that's gonna
impress pack I'm saving it for that or you will
be the one to win them, by the way, of course,
and all summertime giveaway is like the Massield gamekeepers ls
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I'll make a winning summer with a Big show.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up, we
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Apply online at Wafflehouse dot com Careers. And here's our
man from the ACC network, Big esp and Mark Packer.
What's up back, John Boyd?
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Do you want it scattered? Smothered and covered because I
could do waffle House. Let me tell you something I
didn't know. We got waffle House as a sponsor. Again,
the sales department continues to outperform. But when you got
waffle House as a sponsor, you are some buddy.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I mean you hear that right now, boy, you got it.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
I'll tell you about scattered, smothered than covered. How about
the Tennessee Volunteer Baseball team man awesome? Yeah, how about
that Monday night? They take care of business and uh,
you know you got to tip your hat to the job.
Tony Potello's done. I mean they win sixty games, the
SEC completely dominant in Omaha. They've now won the last
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five national championships all by different teams. They've won six
of the last seven, all by different teams. I mean
the quality of depth, great playing, great coaching. Omaha is
an incredible Anyhow, Texas A and M had an incredible
year or two, But tip your hat to the Tennessee
Volunteers the first national championship in baseball. Their fans showed out.
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They're going the crazy and I guarantee they're still a
party on top of Rocky, top of they ship. Because
they really had a great baseball team.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Use that's it.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Pack And about an hour ago we talked to hu
Man Hanson and uh, you know Tony the coach of Tennessee,
like he's been knowing him since he was born. His dad,
he saw shots of him, was in Hanson and Patty's
wedding was there with him. Win Hanson got in the
Saint Louis Sports Hall of Fame. Yes, so that just
tickles us so many levels. That's just awesome about that,
(15:42):
I know.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
How about that?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Yeah? Pretty cool? And of course you know Monday Night too, Johnny.
You know, we've been waiting to say the Panthers are
the champions for a long long time after in Charlotte. Yeah,
but unfortunately it's hockey and it's the Florida Panthers that
won the Stanley Cup Monday night. And again that was
their first championship. And you know, I always think of
the National Hockey League and this is goofy of me,
(16:03):
because you know, we got the Carolina Hurricanes right up
here in Raleigh and they wanted just Stanley Cup championship.
But you think hockey, you think Canada and the Canadians.
There hasn't been the Canadian team win the Stanley Cup
for thirty one years. Johnny thirty one is thinking years.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Wow, I did not realize.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
How about that. I mean, I don't know. If waffle
House goes to Canada, maybe that's what they need to do.
Maybe the Canadians need to get a little scattered funny
and covered up north of the board.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Right.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Well, you know, oh Baba, when he won the Masters,
he celebrated at waffle House. You know, Southern boys, I
know that.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
That waffle house is good. By the way, speaking of golf,
I wasn't gonna bring this up, but someday I'm surfing.
You know, I got one eye open. It's a typical
Sunday afternoon. You reach the age or eight, you know,
nobody bothered me. Me and the dog are gonna go
take a sleep. And I got the TV on and
the golf is on, and uh, next thing I know, man,
(16:57):
we got people with grenades and smokes and all kinds.
And I'm like, what in the world is going to
just live? And then I realized, oh, do not live.
This is the PGA tour up there in Hartford with
all the protesters coming out there, and one of the guys, Johnny,
I saw I'm interviewed afterwards said I was scared for
my life, and I'm thinking myself, Dude, if I got
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a sand wedge in my hand and some moron comes
out there with a smoker nade, that dude's in trouble.
You give me this, You give me a sand wedge
and a good attitude, and I'm about ready to, you know,
knock it in there for seventy eight and lose about
one hundred thousand dollars. I got some more on talking
about the earth snops flat or whatever they were protesting.
I got a sandwich in my hand. They're in deep,
(17:39):
deep trouble. By the way, speaking of craziness. Last week,
we're on hiatus for all. We're gonna be down in Dallas,
by the way, on Monday doing the show from because
SMU officially joins the ACCS will be down there. So
we're off this week. We're on the John Boy and
Billy this week. Ti we're off. So last week, Johnny,
(17:59):
you know, we do the TV show for my basement
in my house, right and you know when you're in
the basement of somebody's home, this is bound to be
a bug or two every now and then. Well, this
little goofy fly was bothering us for the whole show.
And we're conducting interview. My co host is Taylor Tanne
Bomb and this fly had been bothering us all day
and we're in the middle of this interview Johnny, and
(18:21):
the fly lands on my computer during the interview. Now
I'm old school. I have notes, I take notes. I
got a notepat in front of me. So Taylor is
asking a question. I don't realize I'm on TV, right,
I just CAMRA's on her all right, and she's asking
a pivotal question while I'm sitting there messing around this fly.
(18:41):
And I line up and I knocked a living and
you know what out of this fly and smash it
against my notepad. All right. Now, little do I know,
I'm on the air. People can see me at home.
I don't even realize. That's how how much I'm paying attention.
And I look at Taylor and to hold up the
notepad with this smash fly in the back of my like,
look what I got. Like I've accomplished something like pac
(19:04):
Man the Hunted Trainer. Right, I'm gonna go out and
get some I smashed this fly on the back of
the note pend I go, oh, man, Peter's gonna be
mad at me. And so we laughing all our stuff
and we kid around byt how we got this fly,
John Boy. I get an email and I swear to
God that night from some woman from Peta who is outraged,
(19:25):
outraged that I will kill a fly on a television
And so I swear to God and I'm laughing. I'm
reading this thing. Go, you have got to be kidding me.
And she is now going to send me some kind
of pet fly and enhances her where now you don't
kill the fight, and now put it back out into
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the real world. And I told her, I don't send
me one, send me a palette of those things.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
And so she was.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
So she responds to us, we will most certainly do that,
mister Packard. We appreciate you working with us. So I'm
baited breath every day looking out the window, waiting on
the US post of service. You see, when I can
get save a fly and save the world, and then
we can go run on the eighteenth Green on some
PGA tour event and start protesting. I mean, the world
(20:15):
is gone nothing.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Go release the fly when they're ready to put right.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
What are we doing? We got to have better things
to do. And one more thing too. Again, our thoughts
and prayers to John Force. I know you've interviewed one
of the all time great guys. I mean, when I
saw that reckon, thinking oh my goodness, then you realize
it's who it is, and you realize he's seventy.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Five minutes old, five years old.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Man, is that unbelievable?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Really?
Speaker 6 (20:45):
Seriously, I mean, I mean I get out of bed
and take the wrong step, and man, I'm hoppling around
looking like I've been shot. This guy's going three hundred
and two miles an hour, smashing in the concrete, fire,
going all over the place. And again, I hope he's
gonna be okay. So too.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I mean, it took him about prayers, took him about
an hour and a half pointing out too on his body,
how many bones he had broke when when we had
in the studio one time.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
It is unbelievable. Yeah, please keep him in your prayers.
That's that's good back.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
And again for anybody who's had a chance to meet him,
and he's one of the most gregarious people you'd never
want to meet. You wouldn't know he's got a dime
to his name, and he seems like he'd be everybody's
best friend. But it's awesome for the sport. Is how
sports people really should treat the fans. That's what John
Forest is all about. And even if you're not a
race fan, he would be a person you would follow
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for the rest of your life and root for him
because he is just quality people and man a live.
I just could not believe a person could survive that crash.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
If y'all hadn't seen that, you need to look it
up and tell it.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
It's on YouTube, just to do John Forrest on the
Q search.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
All right, it's right, And one more thing, one more thing.
I'm gonna cover all this. And and by the way,
are we off next week?
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Is it?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Is it vacation time again?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Well?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
We know?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
And then.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Okay, yeah, we just every holiday off back.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
I mean, you guys are weird because you know, you
guys work during the holidays and it's just the other
three weeks. You take one more thing, though, seriously, one
more thing. JJ Reddick was announced as the new coach
the Lakers, and I'm watching this press conference. He drops
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a couple f bombs and I'm thinking to myself, Man,
I get well educated. He's a smart guy, great basketball.
I Q, you're the head coach of the Lakers. I'm
thinking myself, what will be a bigger number the number
of F bombs dropped by JJ Reddick in his press
conference or Laker championships as him being the head coach.
Let I don't let your fans determine what's a bigger number.
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But I couldn't believe. And I'm listening and everybody I've
been told folks out there like pack, well, you know
he comes to coach k you know, he he says
some things that he's never said, something like that in
a press come, no, no, maybe an official during the
North Carolina game you have dropped one of those. You know,
you know who does it and when that stuff happens.
And I couldn't believe what was going on. But again,
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the world's upside down. But congrats to the Tennessee volunteers
in the Florida Panthers and me getting all these new
peta say fly things whatever that's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, let us know about that. Save a couple for us.
I'll release them into the wild as well.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
I got a lot in the bar's gonna sell them
with Donny pressing. That would be on eBay.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
I just listen.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
I'm just thrilled at waffle House is involved. That you
guys got waffle House as a sponsor. Uh again. Gives
me great pleasure to be associated with a program such
as this.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Boy, we appreciate you back, thank you.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
We'll talk all right, Yeah, we'll catch up next week
before the holiday.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
All right, we're gonna do very good.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
All right, all right, buddy, Well, let's play worthy word, y'all.
Come on one eight hundred Big Show. You told free
line across America. We'll get a couple of contestants and
play next Good Morning. That's a big show on the radio.
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We'll houmm do your home days. Today's feature track from
the Big Show mid Box mister Hainey and Caitlyn's Closet.
I got the Hainey fashion styles for your trends, gender
and thiophle.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Okay, boss at the Big jow dot com? Did you
mean now? Not much I can add to that. Sit
waiting on Bruce to take away one more thing. Then
all right, you we'll get on board. You're up right.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Then click out on their contest money gigis to we'll
call you.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I had everybody's head about that bad. That's like a
worthy word, not a worthy word. Lets meet a contestants.
We have got Glenn from Mountain City, Tennessee on the line.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Good morning, Glenn, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Hell are you good?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
An awesome man?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Awesome welcome old another Tennessee more the Chattanooga It is Rich.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Good morning, Rich, now, good morning morning. We're all good.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Rich.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
There's Glenn over in Mountain said Glenn Ritch here in
Tennessee volunteers worthy word. All right there, so Tay, you
take Rich, I'll take Glenn.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
All right.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Sounds like a plant.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
See what we can do here? We get two rounds
to do it. In Rich.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
You were like, see, it'll be me and Glenn for
the first thirty seconds. All right, Glen, are you ready?
Speaker 6 (26:06):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
All right?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
See what we can do? Start the clock now. Bruce
Jenner won a lot of these blank medals. Okay, uh
blank to thelo my darling, what do kids do?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
I said, uh huh, okay, I need to teach my
dog some tricks. I want to take them to a
what a dog a dog?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Blank?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Where they teach them teach them there, no, No, these
are people, yes, all right, Oh, I would like to
get one, but I mess it up there?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
What are we in a dog going at Glenn? My bad?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I just snunk it up. But you did want to
two old Wait a minute. See, by the way, the
very first one was gold. No, the very first one
wasn't metal. I said, I still can't get it right
in my head. That's one of them looking right at
it and saying that, so what what.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Under rich? The rich has one? Glenn has two?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Here is Rich and Tator for their round one? Are
you ready rich? All right?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
And go?
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Like on Facebook, a lot of people will leave one
of these. It's like their opinion. They leave a what
it actually says to.
Speaker 10 (27:23):
A message?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Someone may okay, when someone's doing an interview on writing
it in the paper. They may take someone's quote. You'll say,
do you would you like to blank on this? They
ask them, would you like.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
To make a statement?
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Very close? But what is the statement called? I'd like
to I'd like to blink on that. I'd like to.
I know the top one.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Glenn, We're still alive.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Money, it is still two to one, two to one,
and now we going around too Glenn, if you got
that one, that would be wonderful.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Watch this, Tater the clock. Now all right, what do
you think the word is?
Speaker 6 (28:04):
Glenn?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I would like to make a blank on that. Yes,
the you have one of these in your car. A
three point fifty is in under the hood. What is it? Yes,
that's it. Uh huh, thank you for your blank. We
blank our law enforcement. We are right behind them. We
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blank give them our full Yes, all right, this is
where you make a cake in the okay, all right,
well we end up with there. We put a three
on that two, a total of five for Glenn. Alright,
so Rich and Tater four will tie, five will win,
(28:51):
three will lose it.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Are you ready? Rich? All right? Picking up on that
last one and.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Go set this appliance to three hundred and fifty degrees?
What is it? Yes, this is a movie where they
sing and dance. It's called a what a music?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
You you get up and you have to bend over
and to do a real big what for your muscles?
You you just yes, uh, this is not a cake,
but it looks. But it's another dessert that has a
crust and fruit. Yes, you go to you go to Costco.
And they give you littles of these, so you try it.
They say, hey, would.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
You like a blake?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yees up.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Is five to five?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
After two rounds we go again.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
If think they put us a little bit, all.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Right, susy wretch, you relax me and Glenn we'll go
for the first fifteen seconds. Glenn, this is gonna fly
bys fift teen second on our overtime. All right, all right,
and we're picking up on that last one. Start the clock.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Now taste this. I will give you a.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Free yes, all right, don't blank, don't hit the blank button.
Everybody stay calm, Yes, all right, you're wearing this on
your head when you're riding a motorcycle. Helmet bam, good work,
degli inn put a three and fifteen seconds like that,
(30:32):
so Rich and Tator three will tie and force double overtime.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Four will win it. Rich, Are you ready ready and go?
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Instead of Merry Christmas, some people say happy blank.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Holliday?
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Yes, hey, you these rise and fall bye seal. What
are they? The blank market? Yep? A blank in the
cement is a you have a butt blank.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
If he would have got.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
Crack, he would have tied.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Glenn wins your mother's back on the sidewalk.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
My brain went, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I well, Rich, good dame, buddy, you can try again anytime.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Appreciate you getting up out the chatting over with.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
See her said on that on that sidewalk, and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
I learn.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
We learn things when you pay attention like that. Good
the word rich, I learned the Taylor gets up and
bends over and stretches.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yes, she does a lot of things wrong. Rich.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Appreciate Jing Glenn over in Mountain City. You got you
big old waffle house prize pack coming your way for you, Victory.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I'd like to give him a shout out to my
wife over and Moon, North Carolina. She works over Batch
in the State University.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Love you, Glen. I got a brother in law working
over fair. How about that?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, man, well, actually it's my wife's sister's husband.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Is that my brother last? Not technically but yeah, yeah,
they'll call it an economic professor at Appalasia. Have I that.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Yeah, I'll give him a few tips. I want family gatherings.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, I appreciate you, Bud. Appreciate your wife, y'all.
Speaker 13 (32:30):
Hang on.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Good Morning, Big shows on the radio. Time for the
bit requests for this Wednesday morning. Who we got here?
Lance Melton out of Charlotte says, guys, I'd love to
hear hoards sing, oh what a nut? Ray was a
good sport, Yes he was. Last We get that for
you coming up next.
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Here go Land.
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All right, y'all, hush my turn, ladies and gentlemen. Special
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Oh what a nut? He was born in eighteen sixty three.
He's about as old as you can be. Old Bob Rayford,
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what a nut?
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Oh white a nut?
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He's the or this failla in the joint.
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Takes a while for him to make a point. Old
Bob ray for it is or nothing? Oh wow? Did
the Big Show give this guy a live time contract?
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Oh what or not?
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Talks and talks about old folks do and stuff.
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I'd say some old folks have done.
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Nuh.
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Old Bob ray for going nuts.
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He's on as hell, but his wife is young and
party been talking.
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NonStop since April nineteen.
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Thirty, and that, my friends, is only a slight exaggeration
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Coming with.
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Oh what or not?
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He ain't ready to go on the shelf, ain't a
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Yeah.
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Let's dip down into Brunswick, Georgia. Word Big Show listener
Curtis Is on the line. Good morning, Curtis, not big.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You are money. Glad you made it in here. Let's
play with Tater.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah. I want to.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Always be nice. Now, y'all work together on this deal.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
And he was being nice.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I got you you Georgia boy, all right? Did get
two bells for two buzzers? Curtis, you'll be all right,
you know the deal, Tater? All right, Hey, we're going
back to Greek mythology.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yay, this that's okay.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So achilles mother did not want her son to go
to war, so she dressed him up like a girl
and made him sit with a group of women and
do something.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
What was it a guest appearance on the view. You're
sitting with a bunch of I say that, you know,
he sat there and he sewed with the ladies.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Achilles sat there and sewed with the ladies. Curtis, Do
you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Wow, this isn't true.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
He sewed all right, he was making some socks because
he had this heel.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
That would that would problem? You probably heard, all right,
good one.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Yeah, I thought he might be through here for a week.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
All right, one more beoladude a trick Marcy. According to Shakespeare, yes,
beauty makes a woman proud, virtue makes her most admire
But what is it that makes a woman seem divine?
Speaker 4 (02:54):
That would be four draft beers and two shots of
tila John boy.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
She would know, you.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Know, you know, I would you know. I think Shakespeare
went for modesty.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Okay, makes a woman seem divine? Tater says modesty. Curtis,
agree or disagree? I disagree? And wow, d you're right modesty.
Look at that with the beer goggles.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Why by the milk if you get.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
The cow, well said, thanks, all right? What's gonna come
down to this? Right here. Let's hear what we can do.
Go in with a true or false question. Those are easy,
all right.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
A fat mommy and a fat daddy will more than
likely have a fat little baby.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
True, but I bet they'd rather have donuts.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Probably fat Baba, fat daddy will have a fat baby.
You say, yes, it's true, true, all right, Curtis, agree
or disagree?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I agree? And that was.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
You see what big bone, Johnny boy?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Eight percent chance you put that in?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Hey, you that they feed that a little bull bunch
of donut. He's gonna be fat.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
We know that, a Curtis, you got big old Lord
Tiger's prize pack.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Head down the bruns before you hang on.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Buddy, I appreciated Johnny.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Wantama, the guyur on top of your news. You're agad
Morgan Freeman with a bonus top ten list.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Right tell me, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Good morning. It's a big showing the radio. Run it
too your Wednesday, all.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
Right, but this top ten list, today's make sure top
ten list, the top ten John Boy catchphrases that would
sound a lot cooler if Morgan Freeman was saying, number ten,
it's time.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
For wordy word, wordy words. Number nine who wants to
win my wonderful thing of the week. Number eight. Pearl's
been dragging a butt across the carpet again. Number seven,
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Grab your scripts and covey your nips, quiet on the
set and action. Number six. The town may be small,
but the news is huge. Number five. The great ones
don't know they're great. Number four, Oh, I got a feeling.
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We got a couple of spouses fixing their go at.
Number three and now actual bloopers from church bulletins. Number
two they gonna do fire me and the number one
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John boy Ism. That's better with Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
Ooha, he goes, good morning, that's a big show on
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the radio.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Well, I'm giving him a nice long break so I
can work on some new materials. So let's take a
chance and see what has come up with ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
The comedian formerly known as Astro Nerd joke Nerd, what
the up? I hope you use your time wisely.
Speaker 10 (08:05):
For shatz on my nozzle. I've done a little self examination.
I've analyzed my career and I've come to a conclusion
that you stink and and I've been playing it too safe.
Comics today can't get by with did you ever notice
and save up and women be shopping? I mean they
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are shopping. But in these trying times, people are looking
for edgy comedy, cutting edge, you know, jokes that.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Are offensive and importation. I knew you'd understand.
Speaker 10 (08:37):
So scooch forward, so you're on the edge of your
seat because this is a whole new joke.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Nerd, Randy, you better put your finger on the button
in case we got to.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Cut him off. Why didn't I cut him off?
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Now?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Lets get my chance, a right nerd have about it itching.
Speaker 10 (08:54):
Okay, let's do this. Hey, good evening, losers see edgy.
I remember all those years ago my wife used to
yell at me about tickling the baby's feet.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
She'd say, can't you at least wait until the baby's.
Speaker 10 (09:07):
Born, edgy, My daughter just had a birthday. They grow
up so fast. One day they're in diapers and the
next day Joe Biden is sniffing their heads literally the
next day. Speaking of Joe Biden, in a recent interview,
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he was asked what's the best thing about dating twenty
five year olds? He said, there's twenty of them.
Speaker 11 (09:38):
Edge.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
Gee, you can't go anywhere without trouble these days. I
was at the Wolvesworth the other day and there was
two blind guys squaring off on each other, getting ready
to fight, and I yelled, my money's on the one
with the knife. They both turn and ran into the wall. Edge,
(10:00):
You've been punked. It was pretty funny at the checkout too.
This woman in front of me had a six pack
of diet coke, a lean cuisine, and a potted fern.
I said, hey, you must be single. She sort of
blushed and brushed her hair behind her ears and said, why, yes,
I am single. How did you know, I said, because
you're ugly?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Oh G.
Speaker 10 (10:26):
But I did ask her out. I said, hey, you
want to come back to my place and play doctor?
She said sure, So I made her sit in the
waiting room for two hours before I asked her a reschedule.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Edge G.
Speaker 10 (10:42):
Sad news. A friend of mine passed away recently. Because
they didn't know what blood type he was. He kept saying,
be positive, but it was kind of hard to do
that under the circumstances.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh, edg G. That's right. Where the hell have you
been for the last five minutes? I had to set
up the kit that's right now. I didn't go to
his funeral neither. I'm just not a morning person show Jackie.
Speaker 10 (11:20):
You gotta learn to put a positive spin on things
these days. I mean, look at the Titanic. Some people
call it a tragedy. I like to look at it
as the world's biggest ice bucket challenge. Hey, what is
that light flashing? Let's me wrap it up signal. I
thought I was having a stroke here. Let me just
dip into the doozy file.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Here we go.
Speaker 10 (11:42):
My doctor gave me a year to live, so I
shot him. The judge gave me fifteen years problem. So
age really.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
No heard for joke.
Speaker 10 (11:52):
Nas limes are green, graft is breener when I think
of tatter, I touched my where you don't take.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
You wanted, Angie.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
This is in.
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Good Morning, A Big shows on the radio. Hangout, all right,
listen to you mogs. It's time to button your yaps.
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Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
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Yeah, the Big Show.
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It's big, say bigger than big.
Speaker 10 (12:16):
It's enormous.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Hey, he's adorable.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
There's a big show on the radio, A special day
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We're gonna cut that, would pack head just a few minutes?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Uh the champions hit ball game Man and talk to
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What's up back, John Boyd?
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Do you want it scattered? Smothered and covered because I
could do waffle House. Let me tell you something I
didn't know. We got waffle House as a sponsor. Again,
the sales department continues to outperform. But when you got
waffle House as a sponsor, you are some buddy.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I mean you hear that right now, boy, you got it.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
I'll tell you about scattered, smothered than covered. How about
the Tennessee Volunteer Baseball team man awesome? Yeah, how about
that Monday night? They take care of business and uh,
you know you got to tip your hat to the job.
Tony Potello's done. I mean they win sixty games, the
SEC completely dominant in Omaha. They've now won the last
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five national championships all by different teams. They've won six
of the last seven, all by different teams. I mean
the quality of depth, great playing, great coaching. Omaha is
an incredible Anyhow, Texas A and M had an incredible
year or two, But tip your hat to the Tennessee
Volunteers the first national championship in baseball. Their fans showed out.
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They're going the crazy and I guarantee they're still a
party on top of Rocky, top of they ship. Because
they really had a great baseball team.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Use that's it.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Pack And about an hour ago we talked to hu
Man Hanson and uh, you know Tony the coach of Tennessee,
like he's been knowing him since he was born. His dad,
he saw shots of him, was in Hanson and Patty's
wedding was there with him. Win Hanson got in the
Saint Louis Sports Hall of Fame. Yes, so that just
tickles us so many levels. That's just awesome about that,
(15:42):
I know.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
How about that?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
Yeah? Pretty cool? And of course you know Monday Night too, Johnny.
You know, we've been waiting to say the Panthers are
the champions for a long long time after in Charlotte. Yeah,
but unfortunately it's hockey and it's the Florida Panthers that
won the Stanley Cup Monday night. And again that was
their first championship. And you know, I always think of
the National Hockey League and this is goofy of me,
(16:03):
because you know, we got the Carolina Hurricanes right up
here in Raleigh and they wanted just Stanley Cup championship.
But you think hockey, you think Canada and the Canadians.
There hasn't been the Canadian team win the Stanley Cup
for thirty one years. Johnny thirty one is thinking years.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Wow, I did not realize.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
How about that. I mean, I don't know. If waffle
House goes to Canada, maybe that's what they need to do.
Maybe the Canadians need to get a little scattered funny
and covered up north of the board.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Right.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Well, you know, oh Baba, when he won the Masters,
he celebrated at waffle House. You know, Southern boys, I
know that.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
That waffle house is good. By the way, speaking of golf,
I wasn't gonna bring this up, but someday I'm surfing.
You know, I got one eye open. It's a typical
Sunday afternoon. You reach the age or eight, you know,
nobody bothered me. Me and the dog are gonna go
take a sleep. And I got the TV on and
the golf is on, and uh, next thing I know, man,
(16:57):
we got people with grenades and smokes and all kinds.
And I'm like, what in the world is going to
just live? And then I realized, oh, do not live.
This is the PGA tour up there in Hartford with
all the protesters coming out there, and one of the guys, Johnny,
I saw I'm interviewed afterwards said I was scared for
my life, and I'm thinking myself, Dude, if I got
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a sand wedge in my hand and some moron comes
out there with a smoker nade, that dude's in trouble.
You give me this, You give me a sand wedge
and a good attitude, and I'm about ready to, you know,
knock it in there for seventy eight and lose about
one hundred thousand dollars. I got some more on talking
about the earth snops flat or whatever they were protesting.
I got a sandwich in my hand. They're in deep,
(17:39):
deep trouble. By the way, speaking of craziness. Last week,
we're on hiatus for all. We're gonna be down in Dallas,
by the way, on Monday doing the show from because
SMU officially joins the ACCS will be down there. So
we're off this week. We're on the John Boy and
Billy this week. Ti we're off. So last week, Johnny,
(17:59):
you know, we do the TV show for my basement
in my house, right and you know when you're in
the basement of somebody's home, this is bound to be
a bug or two every now and then. Well, this
little goofy fly was bothering us for the whole show.
And we're conducting interview. My co host is Taylor Tanne
Bomb and this fly had been bothering us all day
and we're in the middle of this interview Johnny, and
(18:21):
the fly lands on my computer during the interview. Now
I'm old school. I have notes, I take notes. I
got a notepat in front of me. So Taylor is
asking a question. I don't realize I'm on TV, right,
I just CAMRA's on her all right, and she's asking
a pivotal question while I'm sitting there messing around this fly.
(18:41):
And I line up and I knocked a living and
you know what out of this fly and smash it
against my notepad. All right. Now, little do I know,
I'm on the air. People can see me at home.
I don't even realize. That's how how much I'm paying attention.
And I look at Taylor and to hold up the
notepad with this smash fly in the back of my like,
look what I got. Like I've accomplished something like pac
(19:04):
Man the Hunted Trainer. Right, I'm gonna go out and
get some I smashed this fly on the back of
the note pend I go, oh, man, Peter's gonna be
mad at me. And so we laughing all our stuff
and we kid around byt how we got this fly,
John Boy. I get an email and I swear to
God that night from some woman from Peta who is outraged,
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outraged that I will kill a fly on a television
And so I swear to God and I'm laughing. I'm
reading this thing. Go, you have got to be kidding me.
And she is now going to send me some kind
of pet fly and enhances her where now you don't
kill the fight, and now put it back out into
(19:46):
the real world. And I told her, I don't send
me one, send me a palette of those things.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
And so she was.
Speaker 6 (19:53):
So she responds to us, we will most certainly do that,
mister Packard. We appreciate you working with us. So I'm
baited breath every day looking out the window, waiting on
the US post of service. You see, when I can
get save a fly and save the world, and then
we can go run on the eighteenth Green on some
PGA tour event and start protesting. I mean, the world
(20:15):
is gone nothing.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Go release the fly when they're ready to put right.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
What are we doing? We got to have better things
to do. And one more thing too. Again, our thoughts
and prayers to John Force. I know you've interviewed one
of the all time great guys. I mean, when I
saw that reckon, thinking oh my goodness, then you realize
it's who it is, and you realize he's seventy.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Five minutes old, five years old.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Man, is that unbelievable?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Really?
Speaker 6 (20:45):
Seriously, I mean, I mean I get out of bed
and take the wrong step, and man, I'm hoppling around
looking like I've been shot. This guy's going three hundred
and two miles an hour, smashing in the concrete, fire,
going all over the place. And again, I hope he's
gonna be okay. So too.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I mean, it took him about prayers, took him about
an hour and a half pointing out too on his body,
how many bones he had broke when when we had
in the studio one time.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
It is unbelievable. Yeah, please keep him in your prayers.
That's that's good back.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
And again for anybody who's had a chance to meet him,
and he's one of the most gregarious people you'd never
want to meet. You wouldn't know he's got a dime
to his name, and he seems like he'd be everybody's
best friend. But it's awesome for the sport. Is how
sports people really should treat the fans. That's what John
Forest is all about. And even if you're not a
race fan, he would be a person you would follow
(21:36):
for the rest of your life and root for him
because he is just quality people and man a live.
I just could not believe a person could survive that crash.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
If y'all hadn't seen that, you need to look it
up and tell it.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
It's on YouTube, just to do John Forrest on the
Q search.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
All right, it's right, And one more thing, one more thing.
I'm gonna cover all this. And and by the way,
are we off next week?
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Is it?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Is it vacation time again?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Well?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
We know?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
And then.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Okay, yeah, we just every holiday off back.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
I mean, you guys are weird because you know, you
guys work during the holidays and it's just the other
three weeks. You take one more thing, though, seriously, one
more thing. JJ Reddick was announced as the new coach
the Lakers, and I'm watching this press conference. He drops
(22:40):
a couple f bombs and I'm thinking to myself, Man,
I get well educated. He's a smart guy, great basketball.
I Q, you're the head coach of the Lakers. I'm
thinking myself, what will be a bigger number the number
of F bombs dropped by JJ Reddick in his press
conference or Laker championships as him being the head coach.
Let I don't let your fans determine what's a bigger number.
(23:02):
But I couldn't believe. And I'm listening and everybody I've
been told folks out there like pack, well, you know
he comes to coach k you know, he he says
some things that he's never said, something like that in
a press come, no, no, maybe an official during the
North Carolina game you have dropped one of those. You know,
you know who does it and when that stuff happens.
And I couldn't believe what was going on. But again,
(23:23):
the world's upside down. But congrats to the Tennessee volunteers
in the Florida Panthers and me getting all these new
peta say fly things whatever that's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah, let us know about that. Save a couple for us.
I'll release them into the wild as well.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
I got a lot in the bar's gonna sell them
with Donny pressing. That would be on eBay.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
I just listen.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
I'm just thrilled at waffle House is involved. That you
guys got waffle House as a sponsor. Uh again. Gives
me great pleasure to be associated with a program such
as this.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Boy, we appreciate you back, thank you.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
We'll talk all right, Yeah, we'll catch up next week
before the holiday.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
All right, we're gonna do very good.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
All right, all right, buddy, Well, let's play worthy word, y'all.
Come on one eight hundred Big Show. You told free
line across America. We'll get a couple of contestants and
play next Good Morning. That's a big show on the radio.
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We'll houmm do your home days. Today's feature track from
the Big Show mid Box mister Hainey and Caitlyn's Closet.
I got the Hainey fashion styles for your trends, gender
and thiophle.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Okay, boss at the Big jow dot com? Did you
mean now? Not much I can add to that. Sit
waiting on Bruce to take away one more thing. Then
all right, you we'll get on board. You're up right.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Then click out on their contest money gigis to we'll
call you.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I had everybody's head about that bad. That's like a
worthy word, not a worthy word. Lets meet a contestants.
We have got Glenn from Mountain City, Tennessee on the line.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Good morning, Glenn, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Hell are you good?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
An awesome man?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Awesome welcome old another Tennessee more the Chattanooga It is Rich.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Good morning, Rich, now, good morning morning. We're all good.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Rich.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
There's Glenn over in Mountain said Glenn Ritch here in
Tennessee volunteers worthy word. All right there, so Tay, you
take Rich, I'll take Glenn.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
All right.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Sounds like a plant.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
See what we can do here? We get two rounds
to do it. In Rich.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
You were like, see, it'll be me and Glenn for
the first thirty seconds. All right, Glen, are you ready?
Speaker 6 (26:06):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
All right?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
See what we can do? Start the clock now. Bruce
Jenner won a lot of these blank medals. Okay, uh
blank to thelo my darling, what do kids do?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
I said, uh huh, okay, I need to teach my
dog some tricks. I want to take them to a
what a dog a dog?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Blank?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Where they teach them teach them there, no, No, these
are people, yes, all right, Oh, I would like to
get one, but I mess it up there?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
What are we in a dog going at Glenn? My bad?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I just snunk it up. But you did want to
two old Wait a minute. See, by the way, the
very first one was gold. No, the very first one
wasn't metal. I said, I still can't get it right
in my head. That's one of them looking right at
it and saying that, so what what.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Under rich? The rich has one? Glenn has two?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Here is Rich and Tator for their round one? Are
you ready rich? All right?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
And go?
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Like on Facebook, a lot of people will leave one
of these. It's like their opinion. They leave a what
it actually says to.
Speaker 10 (27:23):
A message?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Someone may okay, when someone's doing an interview on writing
it in the paper. They may take someone's quote. You'll say,
do you would you like to blank on this? They
ask them, would you like.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
To make a statement?
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Very close? But what is the statement called? I'd like
to I'd like to blink on that. I'd like to.
I know the top one.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Glenn, We're still alive.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Money, it is still two to one, two to one,
and now we going around too Glenn, if you got
that one, that would be wonderful.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Watch this, Tater the clock. Now all right, what do
you think the word is?
Speaker 6 (28:04):
Glenn?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I would like to make a blank on that. Yes,
the you have one of these in your car. A
three point fifty is in under the hood. What is it? Yes,
that's it. Uh huh, thank you for your blank. We
blank our law enforcement. We are right behind them. We
(28:27):
blank give them our full Yes, all right, this is
where you make a cake in the okay, all right,
well we end up with there. We put a three
on that two, a total of five for Glenn. Alright,
so Rich and Tater four will tie, five will win,
(28:51):
three will lose it.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Are you ready? Rich? All right? Picking up on that
last one and.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Go set this appliance to three hundred and fifty degrees?
What is it? Yes, this is a movie where they
sing and dance. It's called a what a music?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
You you get up and you have to bend over
and to do a real big what for your muscles?
You you just yes, uh, this is not a cake,
but it looks. But it's another dessert that has a
crust and fruit. Yes, you go to you go to Costco.
And they give you littles of these, so you try it.
They say, hey, would.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
You like a blake?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yees up.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Is five to five?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
After two rounds we go again.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
If think they put us a little bit, all.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Right, susy wretch, you relax me and Glenn we'll go
for the first fifteen seconds. Glenn, this is gonna fly
bys fift teen second on our overtime. All right, all right,
and we're picking up on that last one. Start the clock.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Now taste this. I will give you a.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Free yes, all right, don't blank, don't hit the blank button.
Everybody stay calm, Yes, all right, you're wearing this on
your head when you're riding a motorcycle. Helmet bam, good work,
degli inn put a three and fifteen seconds like that,
(30:32):
so Rich and Tator three will tie and force double overtime.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Four will win it. Rich, Are you ready ready and go?
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Instead of Merry Christmas, some people say happy blank.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Holliday?
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Yes, hey, you these rise and fall bye seal. What
are they? The blank market? Yep? A blank in the
cement is a you have a butt blank.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
If he would have got.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
Crack, he would have tied.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Glenn wins your mother's back on the sidewalk.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
My brain went, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I well, Rich, good dame, buddy, you can try again anytime.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Appreciate you getting up out the chatting over with.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
See her said on that on that sidewalk, and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
I learn.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
We learn things when you pay attention like that. Good
the word rich, I learned the Taylor gets up and
bends over and stretches.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yes, she does a lot of things wrong. Rich.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Appreciate Jing Glenn over in Mountain City. You got you
big old waffle house prize pack coming your way for you, Victory.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I'd like to give him a shout out to my
wife over and Moon, North Carolina. She works over Batch
in the State University.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Love you, Glen. I got a brother in law working
over fair. How about that?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, man, well, actually it's my wife's sister's husband.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Is that my brother last? Not technically but yeah, yeah,
they'll call it an economic professor at Appalasia. Have I that.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Yeah, I'll give him a few tips. I want family gatherings.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, I appreciate you, Bud. Appreciate your wife, y'all.
Speaker 13 (32:30):
Hang on.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Good Morning, Big shows on the radio. Time for the
bit requests for this Wednesday morning. Who we got here?
Lance Melton out of Charlotte says, guys, I'd love to
hear hoards sing, oh what a nut? Ray was a
good sport, Yes he was. Last We get that for
you coming up next.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
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request with us morning.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
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Speaker 1 (33:23):
Here go Land.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
All right, y'all, hush my turn, ladies and gentlemen. Special
musical tribute to Robert d Rayfer from the Big Show.
Oh what a nut? He was born in eighteen sixty three.
He's about as old as you can be. Old Bob Rayford,
(33:52):
what a nut?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Oh white a nut?
Speaker 1 (33:59):
He's the or this failla in the joint.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
Takes a while for him to make a point. Old
Bob ray for it is or nothing? Oh wow? Did
the Big Show give this guy a live time contract?
Oh no, I think it might be time to take
(34:29):
it back.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Oh what or not?
Speaker 5 (34:36):
Talks and talks about old folks do and stuff.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
I'd say some old folks have done.
Speaker 11 (34:43):
Nuh.
Speaker 13 (34:45):
Old Bob ray for going nuts.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
He's on as hell, but his wife is young and
party been talking.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
NonStop since April nineteen.
Speaker 12 (35:09):
Thirty, and that, my friends, is only a slight exaggeration
what I have heard about. Oh when's the last time
I had a ham? Oh no, Now he's getting pissed
(35:32):
off about nine tenths of a sin. If you ask me,
I think this fella's brains don't.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Coming with.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Oh what or not?
Speaker 5 (35:49):
He ain't ready to go on the shelf, ain't a
been scared to repeat hisself.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
He's a talk he's a nothing.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Oh he's old as hell, but his wife is young
and thirty. Been talking NonStop since April nineteen thirty. Dude, dude,
old night, dude, dude.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
He is nice.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Oh bot tonight, d hey, get off of.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
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