November 20, 2024 • 33 mins
Wed (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, another Big Show first - John Boy gives a shout-out to a cow.. - It’s Collection Week for Operation Christmas Child, Randy Riddle from Samaritan’s Purse has another update .. - We’ll check is with Hoyt and get the latest on Delbert’s Bear Hunting Trip.. - and Larry the Cable Guy spends the second half of the show with us!
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good wanted to big shows on the radio. You ready,
wis it's.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Time to.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Quiz.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Let's say hello to Patty out of Adam's Wisconsin. I
can't wait to see if she talks, I mean how
she talks. Let's see, hey, Patty will what by?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Why? What are you?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Why?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Y'all have such great chemistry?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Can you believe it? It's really working, you know, cigarette
our success is Patty timing my radio off. I can't
hear you, guys, we don't blame you.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
It this for he turned back on in just a second.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
A lot of people are doing that. All right, Uh, Patty,
what do you do? What's your what's your day?
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Like?
Speaker 6 (01:19):
What's my day?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Like? I work in a chicken factory?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Chicken fact? You're all right?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
What? Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
How do you deal with the chickens?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I take care of all the garbage?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Doesn't that some glamorous?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
All right? Chicken garbage? Now do they generate much garbage?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah, they're always throwing candy wrappers and all.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah. Early this morning, you were complaining about your job.
Speaker 7 (01:41):
Now here's a woman who seems to have just a
wonderful disposition, and her job is to clean up chicken crap.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I bet she gets some free chicken.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Though, Well, look at all the free stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You can't even get in your office for the free stuff. Well,
you're right, well, I mean, I'm all right now, it's
just the first in the morning. Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
It started to turn around when we talked about Atlantis
the Cow.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
When I saw do you know how they say, you
know how you picture your audience. I'm picturing my audience
as Atlantis the cow hanging out in her pen listen
to the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
With a signboard instead of eat more chicken, it says, ooh.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
That's right, hey man, what do you go billing? Maybe
this little destiny thing? First it was a cow, and
now here's Patty in the chicken factor. Sweet, pretty sweet?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
All right, Patty, all seafood mongers call now.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, maybe we'll play lobster house on right or wrong?
Speaker 8 (02:35):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Uh well, Patty, let's uh, let's see if you can
win this big prize package. All right, baby, Patty, Oh,
somebody's listening to her. She has she's not on the
phone now, Oh Patty, are you at work right now?
Speaker 9 (02:52):
No, I'm on my way.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh okay, okay, okay, all right, Well, well, well just listen.
We'll hurry up and get to this.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Okay, chickens about to jump or water? Get all right?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
All right, go Billy, listen, Patty Well, Patty.
Speaker 10 (03:04):
Holiday movie seasons almost here. The hot new trend in
Hollywood seems to be sequels featuring two big name stars
to make the movie appealing to both men and women.
The best upcoming example is probably a Pierce Brosnan and
Halle Berry b Owen Wilson and Jackie chan or c
Nea Verdalas and Johnny Knoxville in My Big Fat Greek Jackass.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
I take.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Good work, baby, Patty, thank you so much for listening
to the Big Show. Hey, thank you too, first time taller.
All right, I'll hope the chickens don't hear that.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Good sign says eat more cow.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
No, Jackie gets you information, Patty, Thank you baby. It's
a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us
this morning.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Hey, this is Adam saying you're listening to.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
The Big Show with John Boyd. All right, damn, let's
(04:45):
go on here on a Larry Cable guy in the
studio with us this morning.
Speaker 9 (04:49):
And uh, hey listen, I got this. Can I do this? Larry?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, No, This is your adopted pigmy.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
Yeah, I adopted Boobla Boola, this pigmy I adopted. I
sending my care package and he sent me back a
letter if you want to. Dear Larry the cable guy,
thanks for sending me them flyshwaters. They come in handy
(05:18):
on them muggy nights. I appreciate the PlayStation, but there ain't.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
No place to plug it in down there.
Speaker 9 (05:27):
My brother Booboo Bee Booble got crushed by a flower
bag last night during the food drop. He broke a
leg and lost his job as wilderbee'st de gutter. Down
at the meat plant. Mom's all excited because they're gonna
show her boobs on the cover of the February geograph.
(05:50):
She just rode a wild hog down to the beauty
shop to get some bamboo and her nipples and the
pigeon bone in her nose.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
All right.
Speaker 9 (05:59):
I shrunk a missionary head last night and put it
on a stick, so you'll be getting it as soon
as ups starts delivering again. Down here, the last driver
ended up in a kettle of taters and roots. We
run into this ridiculous We run into some touchy drivers
last night hippo gigging. It's like frog gigging, but with hippos.
(06:26):
I hurt my back because I had to carry the decoys.
Let's see here. Just let you know your phrase get
her done has really caught on deck down there. We
always ride it across our forehead with fish eggs when
we go on a hunt.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Well, I gotta go.
Speaker 9 (06:46):
There's a lion in the camp and a lot of
time them lions. If you're not in your tent, they
get a little mean and they'll come. That's all he's done.
I hope he's okay. That's actually the last I heard from.
But that's letter from Booblah Boom.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You need to apologize right now.
Speaker 9 (07:09):
Apologize a letter to Boobla.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Thank you. That's just hard man.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Apologize. What is this Russia?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yea what?
Speaker 9 (07:19):
But yeah, that's that's from Bob.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
You know.
Speaker 9 (07:23):
I also got this deal.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (07:25):
I got this CD. Lord, I apologize.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh yeah, that's funny, man, it's a great album.
Speaker 9 (07:30):
I got a thing on there where I answered Toddler mail,
you know, from toddlers and me mail, and a couple
of kids have written me, so I'd like to answer back,
you know.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
All right, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Let's hold that because we got to know that. I
want to have to go.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
Oh yeah, the last tty bit I got.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It'll make it easier when people trying to write the letter.
That's that's comedy.
Speaker 10 (07:59):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Hello, I'm glad Randy Riddle wasn't in here for Operation
Christmas Job.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
Send him to Larrytcable guide dot Com.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Good on to the big shows on the radio. Coming more,
Larry Cable Guy Man, we got it going on. First,
it's time.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode me
and Missus Boudreau. As our story opens, Justin LeBlanc approaches
the home of his friend Woodrow Boudreau in Thibodeaux, Louisiana.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
You and that.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Hello dead? Justin?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Howdy Lizabeth? Where Woodrow? At Hey?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Already there shiblet place getting the truck fixed. Seemed like
he been gone some more, well, you know, been gone
the monger than he said he gonna be what you say,
he's been gone some more like?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Okay, now, looking I pulled you out of the bathtub,
did I?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Oh no, no, I already don't finished. I was just
fixing to drive my hair. Listen justin. I hear your
wife done run off and left you.
Speaker 11 (09:35):
Well about three or two weeks ago, put a dear juice,
doan letter up on the fridge of that since that time,
ain't seen hot and not hat.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I can't tell you how so I am to heard that.
How you holding up?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Are you know? I reckon? I'm doing about the best
I can.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Well look here. If you need anything from me or
Woodo anything, all Joe say the word all you got to.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Do his ask?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Thank you very good?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Hey, how do you like to came over and eat one?
Not next week?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
You fix up some of that world famous bootdog dumbo?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I think I could arrange that.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
Then you got yourself a deal share. Sure would be
nice to have some good home cooking again, especially fixed
up by the beauty most famous female girl like yourself there.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Beauty musk, with my harold waiting me wrapped up in
this old bat rob, I must look like a mess
for sure.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Oh no, you are many finding looking sack of woman.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Well tank you juic stand that's nice to hear. Lord
knows my husband don't never say it to me.
Speaker 11 (10:38):
Then your hoseband is a lot dumber than he look,
and that ain't easy to dish. What I mean is
I sure wish I had a woman as fine as
you around that house.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
That wife done tore out your heart and stump that
suckle flat.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Ain't she?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
We You know you kindly remind me of her.
Speaker 11 (10:57):
You and her about the same size, but your got
that peaches and nerve complexion. She didn't have nowhere near
what you got in the bazoom department.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Though, Now, Juice Steyne, you're gonna embarrass me the truth.
Speaker 11 (11:11):
Then Bazoom you got look like too cute little puppet
dog get a sack. I try not to notice, but
every time I seen you, there they is, and they
usually get here about for five minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
For you, dude, I don't reckon. You could let me
see them.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Good get.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Forgetting that, says Junior High.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I ain't trying to get none of that what you
call freak on. I just want to take a little peak.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Jude style of black You and my husband is best friend.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I know that, But if he don't never knew about it,
who they're gonna hurt?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I don't think that's such a good idea.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Well, what if I were to give you one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Dude, what what kind of woman you think I am?
Speaker 11 (11:58):
We established that we had a nother price. Look food,
just scrimping by it. A hundred dollars could probably help
you all out.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Will you.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Well you're probably right, and you'll.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Be doing me a big favor by easing the pain
of my loneliness.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Well you do that like you could use. I'm excitement.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Ain't getting a peak of them twin with shutting off?
Put the excite right.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Out of me.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
You sure you ain't gonna try to do nothing funny?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I promise one peak I'd be on my way.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Well, okay, here goes.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I mean no, thank you very good, Jam.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I feel much more better Now. Here's that hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Juice Dyne. If you ever told anybody about this, I guarantee.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
You don't worry bout Elizabeth. I'm gonna took this one
to my grave. In fact, I'm gonna took both of them. Listen,
get my best of ya.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Who's man?
Speaker 11 (13:09):
I'll caught up with him tomorrow About an hour later, Oh, Elizabeth.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I'm home finally.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
What does Sam have took you so long that Chevrolet
man ain't had my drulve fiction.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I get there like he say, I think I'm gonna
tell my business that other Chevrolet man crossed down. Juice
Don said, another man do better work anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh that remind me your brother Juice down come by
here looking for you about an hour go.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, well did he bring out one hundred dollars he
owe me from the poker game last night?
Speaker 10 (13:37):
I say, we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy
playhouse and be you real too? Chill then again, next
time we're hear the crusty old service guy at the
Chevrolet place say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
He's not gonna hold here.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 8 (14:14):
Uh hello, hello, Yes, yes, Jeff Goldblum, Uh you know
me from uh uh thor I guess maybe maybe not,
but you're listening to none other than John Boy and
uh who's it Billy? Yes, John Boy and Billy all along.
(14:34):
It was just setting it.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Up for uh suspense.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
H good morning. Got a big show right here on
(15:14):
the radio coming up on Dollywood Squares. Larry Cable Guys
special guest celebrity this morning.
Speaker 9 (15:19):
Well that's Larry Wood square, Larry Wood, one of the two. Hey,
I got to tell you something real quick. My sister
called me up. My nephew's fourteen years old. She found
S and M magazines in his room.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
What you believe?
Speaker 9 (15:32):
Actually called me up? She said, I found S and
M magazines and rich room.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
What do I do?
Speaker 9 (15:36):
I said, Shoot, I don't know, but don't spank him.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
What were those letters?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Now?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
We read the one from your adoptor Pygmy program. You
said you had some kids toddler send you letters.
Speaker 9 (15:51):
Yeah, I got toddlers that send me letters from time
to time, and I like to answer them. So I
got a couple of my answer.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
If you want to hear, yeah, let's let's trust.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Dear Larry.
Speaker 9 (16:08):
No trust me? Is it okay? If I date somebody
that is from another religion? Sign Ricky age nine, what's
kind of you? Don't worry about that?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I think.
Speaker 9 (16:19):
Let me see, dear Ricky, it ain't no big deal.
I used to date a girl that was different religions
than me. I was Baptist, she was a bit.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
That's one, Dear Larry.
Speaker 9 (16:38):
You want to hear another, Dear Larry, do midgets have
regular size turds or little midget turges. Love Delford, age four,
Dear turd try wondering, Delford. This is a question I
myself have always wondered about magic. I used to date
(16:59):
a midget strip for once. I met her at a
bachelor party when she popped out of a cupcake. I
always wondered about the size of herd poops. I tried
to look over stall once to watch or go to toilet,
but I couldn't see too good. But it smelled like
some biggoses. Let's see what else you got it?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
You mean there's more.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
You want?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Hear a nothing?
Speaker 9 (17:27):
Yeah, Dear Larry, why do fart stink? Jimmy aged two,
Dear Jimmy, the Lord done created fart stink so deaf
folks can enjoy us good belly laugh like the rest
of My dad used to say, every time you cut one,
it means someone has prayed for you. And the stink
(17:48):
was the smell of dead demons being blowed out behind that.
I hope I answered those questions all right.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
The prize bag is playing here to.
Speaker 9 (18:01):
Andy's just too high bride for you, y'all.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I apologize, that's right.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
Hey, did you know Rosie O'donald's you know, used to
say guns kill people. Uh huh, let me tell you something.
Guns don't kill people. Husbands that come home early kill people.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
There we go.
Speaker 9 (18:22):
That's right. If eve guns kill people, I guess I
can blame misspelled words on my pencil. That's right, that's right.
You know I read in the paper there to day
there was a woman that was in labor for thirty
eight hours and they end up giving receisarian section. You
(18:43):
believe it. That'd be like running the marathon then find
out you could have used a golf cart.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
At the end. Come on, that's fun. I don't care
who you are.
Speaker 9 (18:55):
Thirty eight hours in labor, Ain't that something?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (18:59):
I give up on a hoop after twenty minutes? Okay there?
Did I make up for the latter.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, that's all right. Oh, we're coming up on Larrywood
squares ad minutes Top of the morning to the Big
Show is on the radio, John Boy Biller and Jaggie
mars In here Larry came a guy, Marcy gonna be
heling her tic tac two board. All right, so call
us nine and ten. You'll be I have to be
a plasure. You can do a little tik tac toe
(19:30):
grit in front of me. Keep up with us where
we played dolly Wood Square, h Larry, this is like
Hollywood Squares.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
You're familiar with.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Hollywood's Hollywood Square.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
That's sure you played the same way.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I got a buddy of.
Speaker 9 (19:39):
Mine says he went to the mall and he saw
the age quilt and Paul Lynn was center square. Now,
y'all made me tell him I'm trying to keep you
out of trouble over. You know my brother Siamese twins, huh.
I got Siamese twin brothers, really, and they got in
(20:00):
a big fight here day because one of them forgot
together his birthday. But I used to go to school
with them, and they used to talk all the time
in the back of the clash, and I used to
die laugh and every time the teacher went, hey, now,
I don't want to have to come back here and
separate you too.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Alright, well, let's play right quick, call us nine and
ten undred, Big Show. We'll do it next. Good morning,
(20:50):
the Big Show is on the radio. All right, it's
time for Darley Wood Square turned out to day to
Larry on Squares wearing the cable guard I special to
get square. As read our contestants. We have Travis from Vodelia, Georgia.
Good morning, Travis, and you'll be playing against Clark. Clark's
out of Johnson City, Tennessee. Aga morning Clark on board.
(21:13):
All right, boys, you got Larry the cable guy. I'll
ask him the questions. You agree or disagree when Larry
gives us his answer, Travis, you are calor nine. You
will have the exes. You go first, Where do you
want to go? I'll go in the center, in the
center of you, Marcy center square. Actually hold it out.
We might not there be able to keep up with you.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Wouldn't Marry the cable guy to get together.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I'm gonna make some dumb babies fair an ax here right, yeah,
yes for ac center square. All right, Larry, which of
these countries is the biggest garbage producing country in the world.
We'll give you choices. Australia, the United States, or Mexico
the biggest garbage producing Well.
Speaker 9 (22:00):
Say, one time I was making that with his girl
kiss me Rich mails bad, so I drove her to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
So Mexico. Travis, agree or disagree? I agree with that.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
I agree with that, but.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Actually it is Australia. How about that? I guess they
threw everything out back. How come he don't get a rim.
Speaker 7 (22:25):
Shot because his was funny? He pays me, so, oh good.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Set square in the middle and Clark where you want
to go with your other? Next go actually upper left,
Marcia for Clark your other left? All right? Lord?
Speaker 9 (22:45):
What are you doing Saturday?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Larry? In the movie cool hand Luke? How many eggs
did Luke have to eat?
Speaker 9 (22:54):
How many eggs?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
George Kennedy?
Speaker 10 (22:56):
I think we put that bed together, smile like a
baby and bite like, yeah, how many eggs?
Speaker 9 (23:04):
Ain't I ain't much of an egg eater? My shake,
I would say he had to eat forty eggs?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Forty eggs? Clark? Agree or disagree? I disagree? Disagree?
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Well, anything to do?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yes, it was fifty eggs. Why why do you have
to say fifty?
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Gets squares? Two in the road, Travis, you want to
try to block Clark in lower right?
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Blocking with the lower ride?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Okay. According to the song Larry, what bridge did Billy
Joe McAllister jump off of? If you can run that
song through your head and figure out the name.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
Of the bridge, Mannegil mccallistry. Oh, he jumped off the
nom Tallahatchie.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Bridge, Tallahatchie Bridge. All right, Travis, agree or disagreement?
Speaker 12 (23:51):
I agree with?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah, that's it, absolutely, that's right, Hatchie Bridge.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
First time I ever got lucky to this song, and
Mississippi and Mistersippi was pissed.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
All right, let me see, all right?
Speaker 9 (24:09):
Good, that was good?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
All right? The axe has blocked those two.
Speaker 9 (24:14):
She ended up leaving me for a PhD pecha hut dude.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
H clark? Where do you want to go with your next?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Upper upper right? All right, let's see what you're doing.
Two ways to win there? Okay, let's see. Uh, your
aunt Larry has invited you to dinner and ask you
to bring a mess of chitlings. What part of the
pig are you taking?
Speaker 9 (24:39):
If it's the chitling's chitlands?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Shot, you don't know? That's energy.
Speaker 9 (24:48):
Chitling, just pig energy.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Pig inerds, the inards.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
You agree with that?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yes, absolutely right, they're pig intestines.
Speaker 9 (24:56):
Heard, don't know that. You need to hang up your
head and neck gloves.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
All right, let me see so I'll get that square,
all right, Travis, where you want to go I'll go
to the bottom left, go bottom left to block that
one way. All right, here we go. Which of these
is not actually the name of a dinosaur. I'm gonna
give you some choices. CLA, Megalosaurus, Mongolosaurus, are Seismosaurus, seismosaurus?
(25:23):
Seism sounds like steam escaping? Yeah, Megalosaurus, mangolosaurus or seissomosaurs?
Speaker 9 (25:30):
Let me see he Rusie Oldonald, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
With meg Megalosaurus. Travis, agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (25:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I don't agree with you.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Who you're close the mangolosaurus. Uh oh, gets that square?
And sorry Travis.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
All right, body did a good If you try again,
we'll talk to you soon. And you're a kid of destiny.
I can feel it, all right, all right, all right, buddy,
have a good day by day and Clark, yeah, going boy,
you hang on, Jackie, going to get your information, all right,
Thank you, John Boy? All right, Dan, thank you for
playing going into deal Classic Bit on the Big Show.
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. Time
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about classic Bit in the morning. We'll take your request.
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Big Show is on the radio Classic Bits of the
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that's right, on this Dayton nineteen thirteen, New York socialite
Mary Phelps Jacob invented the bra. So we figured we
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Speaker 4 (27:09):
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Look for the giant neon bras.
Speaker 12 (28:23):
All dressed in red. Look at them things. They're bigger
than your head.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Water bra, water bro water bra, there water than far.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Just you white and say, why.
Speaker 13 (28:41):
Does everybody keep looking at me?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Please?
Speaker 12 (28:45):
A girl on the Morning show, got this bra that's
full of ice, two of water.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Bro, water bro.
Speaker 12 (28:59):
Water bra.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
She's gonna against team.
Speaker 13 (29:03):
Just you wait and see why does everybody keep looking
at me?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Every single weekend?
Speaker 12 (29:10):
She gets gassed, comes back to work and gets her rised.
Who's gotta somewhat shady past?
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Sad?
Speaker 10 (29:20):
Who whatever?
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Yeah you?
Speaker 4 (29:24):
She's admired by all us guys.
Speaker 12 (29:28):
Got that brawl that makes her supersize water bron.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Water bron, Oh love that water rock.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Where're gonna get sue?
Speaker 13 (29:42):
Just you wait to see why does everybody keep looking
at me?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Good? Morning, the big show is on the radio. Larry,
thank you so much for hanging out with us today.
Speaker 9 (30:20):
John Boybelly, I always appreciate you have me come in.
I'll tell you what. It's always nice to see you, Randy.
What appreciate it?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, thanks for setting the rest of my day off.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
Thanks for the red shocks my whole deal. And remember this,
everybody makes fun of a redneck until their car breaks down.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I'm perfect, oh man, all right? Right, by the way, I've.
Speaker 9 (30:43):
Been on diet a little bit. I've been on that dit.
We're eating vegetables and drink wine. It's working good. I've
lost eight pounds in my driver's last year.
Speaker 8 (30:53):
That's right.
Speaker 9 (30:54):
My girlfriend wanted me to work out with her one time.
She said, why don't you get a machine we work
out together. I bought her an exercise bike with a sidecar.
I was in there the other day eating a sand
met'ch going how much time we got left on this?
I gotta get up, get some manag. I ain't much
on dods. I always get the farts on the StairMaster.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Ain't that the way it is?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Ain't nobody around you.
Speaker 9 (31:19):
The minute you get stationed there, you get the farts
and some good looking girl always come up to you.
What time is it time for you to get out
from behind me? What time it is I'm fitting to
part your hair from across the room on this dude,
Ain't that the way it is? I come in the
middle of Gobi Desert, don't see nobody for three weeks,
half dead, figure, what the hell you know? Let one
rip dag A marching band come around the corner by
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the time I do it. Ain't that the way it is?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
I was with this girl one time.
Speaker 9 (31:46):
It's fine story, real quick. We just real nice rest.
And she says, I can't quit farting, And I'm like, well,
do you want to keep it down a little bit
for gunshot? I mean went to long John silver shit,
I mean you're bury me. That woman over there wearing
a nightgown and staring at it. She said, I just
let a silent fart.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
What do I do?
Speaker 9 (32:08):
I said, well, you need to get your ears to
you good nurse John boy and Billy.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
You always good to me.
Speaker 9 (32:17):
I appreciate you having me on air. I really do.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
You gotta just just bring some ones. We're gonn play
some pool this afternoon.
Speaker 9 (32:23):
Oh, I'll tell you what, I'll place some pool with you.
I'll be shaking like Richard Simmons waiting on test results.
Now you apologize, Lord, I apologize.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Switch by the net waves.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
The name of my seat Party album Yo gets on
me because I'm forgetting the.
Speaker 7 (32:42):
Plugs better enough.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
You forget your catchphrase. But when the catchphrase is the
name of the album, you're selling us ready to be
happy to work with you. Lar who goes that? Goes?
Speaker 10 (32:52):
All right?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
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Speaker 8 (33:25):
We made it
Good wanted to big shows on the radio. You ready,
wis it's.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Time to.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Quiz.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Let's say hello to Patty out of Adam's Wisconsin. I
can't wait to see if she talks, I mean how
she talks. Let's see, hey, Patty will what by?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Why? What are you?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Why?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Y'all have such great chemistry?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Can you believe it? It's really working, you know, cigarette
our success is Patty timing my radio off. I can't
hear you, guys, we don't blame you.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
It this for he turned back on in just a second.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
A lot of people are doing that. All right, Uh, Patty,
what do you do? What's your what's your day?
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Like?
Speaker 6 (01:19):
What's my day?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Like? I work in a chicken factory?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Chicken fact? You're all right?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
What? Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
How do you deal with the chickens?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Well?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I take care of all the garbage?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Doesn't that some glamorous?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
All right? Chicken garbage? Now do they generate much garbage?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah, they're always throwing candy wrappers and all.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah. Early this morning, you were complaining about your job.
Speaker 7 (01:41):
Now here's a woman who seems to have just a
wonderful disposition, and her job is to clean up chicken crap.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I bet she gets some free chicken.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Though, Well, look at all the free stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
You can't even get in your office for the free stuff. Well,
you're right, well, I mean, I'm all right now, it's
just the first in the morning. Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
It started to turn around when we talked about Atlantis
the Cow.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
When I saw do you know how they say, you
know how you picture your audience. I'm picturing my audience
as Atlantis the cow hanging out in her pen listen
to the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
With a signboard instead of eat more chicken, it says, ooh.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
That's right, hey man, what do you go billing? Maybe
this little destiny thing? First it was a cow, and
now here's Patty in the chicken factor. Sweet, pretty sweet?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
All right, Patty, all seafood mongers call now.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, maybe we'll play lobster house on right or wrong?
Speaker 8 (02:35):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Uh well, Patty, let's uh, let's see if you can
win this big prize package. All right, baby, Patty, Oh,
somebody's listening to her. She has she's not on the
phone now, Oh Patty, are you at work right now?
Speaker 9 (02:52):
No, I'm on my way.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh okay, okay, okay, all right, Well, well, well just listen.
We'll hurry up and get to this.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Okay, chickens about to jump or water? Get all right?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
All right, go Billy, listen, Patty Well, Patty.
Speaker 10 (03:04):
Holiday movie seasons almost here. The hot new trend in
Hollywood seems to be sequels featuring two big name stars
to make the movie appealing to both men and women.
The best upcoming example is probably a Pierce Brosnan and
Halle Berry b Owen Wilson and Jackie chan or c
Nea Verdalas and Johnny Knoxville in My Big Fat Greek Jackass.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
I take.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Good work, baby, Patty, thank you so much for listening
to the Big Show. Hey, thank you too, first time taller.
All right, I'll hope the chickens don't hear that.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Good sign says eat more cow.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
No, Jackie gets you information, Patty, Thank you baby. It's
a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us
this morning.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Hey, this is Adam saying you're listening to.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
The Big Show with John Boyd. All right, damn, let's
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go on here on a Larry Cable guy in the
studio with us this morning.
Speaker 9 (04:49):
And uh, hey listen, I got this. Can I do this? Larry?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, No, This is your adopted pigmy.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
Yeah, I adopted Boobla Boola, this pigmy I adopted. I
sending my care package and he sent me back a
letter if you want to. Dear Larry the cable guy,
thanks for sending me them flyshwaters. They come in handy
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on them muggy nights. I appreciate the PlayStation, but there ain't.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
No place to plug it in down there.
Speaker 9 (05:27):
My brother Booboo Bee Booble got crushed by a flower
bag last night during the food drop. He broke a
leg and lost his job as wilderbee'st de gutter. Down
at the meat plant. Mom's all excited because they're gonna
show her boobs on the cover of the February geograph.
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She just rode a wild hog down to the beauty
shop to get some bamboo and her nipples and the
pigeon bone in her nose.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
All right.
Speaker 9 (05:59):
I shrunk a missionary head last night and put it
on a stick, so you'll be getting it as soon
as ups starts delivering again. Down here, the last driver
ended up in a kettle of taters and roots. We
run into this ridiculous We run into some touchy drivers
last night hippo gigging. It's like frog gigging, but with hippos.
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I hurt my back because I had to carry the decoys.
Let's see here. Just let you know your phrase get
her done has really caught on deck down there. We
always ride it across our forehead with fish eggs when
we go on a hunt.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Well, I gotta go.
Speaker 9 (06:46):
There's a lion in the camp and a lot of
time them lions. If you're not in your tent, they
get a little mean and they'll come. That's all he's done.
I hope he's okay. That's actually the last I heard from.
But that's letter from Booblah Boom.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You need to apologize right now.
Speaker 9 (07:09):
Apologize a letter to Boobla.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Thank you. That's just hard man.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Apologize. What is this Russia?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yea what?
Speaker 9 (07:19):
But yeah, that's that's from Bob.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
You know.
Speaker 9 (07:23):
I also got this deal.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (07:25):
I got this CD. Lord, I apologize.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh yeah, that's funny, man, it's a great album.
Speaker 9 (07:30):
I got a thing on there where I answered Toddler mail,
you know, from toddlers and me mail, and a couple
of kids have written me, so I'd like to answer back,
you know.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
All right, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Let's hold that because we got to know that. I
want to have to go.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
Oh yeah, the last tty bit I got.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It'll make it easier when people trying to write the letter.
That's that's comedy.
Speaker 10 (07:59):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Hello, I'm glad Randy Riddle wasn't in here for Operation
Christmas Job.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
Send him to Larrytcable guide dot Com.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Good on to the big shows on the radio. Coming more,
Larry Cable Guy Man, we got it going on. First,
it's time.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode me
and Missus Boudreau. As our story opens, Justin LeBlanc approaches
the home of his friend Woodrow Boudreau in Thibodeaux, Louisiana.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
You and that.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Hello dead? Justin?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Howdy Lizabeth? Where Woodrow? At Hey?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Already there shiblet place getting the truck fixed. Seemed like
he been gone some more, well, you know, been gone
the monger than he said he gonna be what you say,
he's been gone some more like?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Okay, now, looking I pulled you out of the bathtub,
did I?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Oh no, no, I already don't finished. I was just
fixing to drive my hair. Listen justin. I hear your
wife done run off and left you.
Speaker 11 (09:35):
Well about three or two weeks ago, put a dear juice,
doan letter up on the fridge of that since that time,
ain't seen hot and not hat.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I can't tell you how so I am to heard that.
How you holding up?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Are you know? I reckon? I'm doing about the best
I can.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Well look here. If you need anything from me or
Woodo anything, all Joe say the word all you got to.
Speaker 7 (09:58):
Do his ask?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Thank you very good?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Hey, how do you like to came over and eat one?
Not next week?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
You fix up some of that world famous bootdog dumbo?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I think I could arrange that.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
Then you got yourself a deal share. Sure would be
nice to have some good home cooking again, especially fixed
up by the beauty most famous female girl like yourself there.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Beauty musk, with my harold waiting me wrapped up in
this old bat rob, I must look like a mess
for sure.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Oh no, you are many finding looking sack of woman.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Well tank you juic stand that's nice to hear. Lord
knows my husband don't never say it to me.
Speaker 11 (10:38):
Then your hoseband is a lot dumber than he look,
and that ain't easy to dish. What I mean is
I sure wish I had a woman as fine as
you around that house.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
That wife done tore out your heart and stump that
suckle flat.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Ain't she?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
We You know you kindly remind me of her.
Speaker 11 (10:57):
You and her about the same size, but your got
that peaches and nerve complexion. She didn't have nowhere near
what you got in the bazoom department.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Though, Now, Juice Steyne, you're gonna embarrass me the truth.
Speaker 11 (11:11):
Then Bazoom you got look like too cute little puppet
dog get a sack. I try not to notice, but
every time I seen you, there they is, and they
usually get here about for five minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
For you, dude, I don't reckon. You could let me
see them.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Good get.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Forgetting that, says Junior High.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I ain't trying to get none of that what you
call freak on. I just want to take a little peak.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Jude style of black You and my husband is best friend.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I know that, But if he don't never knew about it,
who they're gonna hurt?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I don't think that's such a good idea.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Well, what if I were to give you one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Dude, what what kind of woman you think I am?
Speaker 11 (11:58):
We established that we had a nother price. Look food,
just scrimping by it. A hundred dollars could probably help
you all out.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Will you.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Well you're probably right, and you'll.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Be doing me a big favor by easing the pain
of my loneliness.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Well you do that like you could use. I'm excitement.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Ain't getting a peak of them twin with shutting off?
Put the excite right.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Out of me.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
You sure you ain't gonna try to do nothing funny?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I promise one peak I'd be on my way.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Well, okay, here goes.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I mean no, thank you very good, Jam.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I feel much more better Now. Here's that hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Juice Dyne. If you ever told anybody about this, I guarantee.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
You don't worry bout Elizabeth. I'm gonna took this one
to my grave. In fact, I'm gonna took both of them. Listen,
get my best of ya.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Who's man?
Speaker 11 (13:09):
I'll caught up with him tomorrow About an hour later, Oh, Elizabeth.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I'm home finally.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
What does Sam have took you so long that Chevrolet
man ain't had my drulve fiction.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I get there like he say, I think I'm gonna
tell my business that other Chevrolet man crossed down. Juice
Don said, another man do better work anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh that remind me your brother Juice down come by
here looking for you about an hour go.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, well did he bring out one hundred dollars he
owe me from the poker game last night?
Speaker 10 (13:37):
I say, we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy
playhouse and be you real too? Chill then again, next
time we're hear the crusty old service guy at the
Chevrolet place say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
He's not gonna hold here.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 8 (14:14):
Uh hello, hello, Yes, yes, Jeff Goldblum, Uh you know
me from uh uh thor I guess maybe maybe not,
but you're listening to none other than John Boy and
uh who's it Billy? Yes, John Boy and Billy all along.
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It was just setting it.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Up for uh suspense.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
H good morning. Got a big show right here on
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the radio coming up on Dollywood Squares. Larry Cable Guys
special guest celebrity this morning.
Speaker 9 (15:19):
Well that's Larry Wood square, Larry Wood, one of the two. Hey,
I got to tell you something real quick. My sister
called me up. My nephew's fourteen years old. She found
S and M magazines in his room.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
What you believe?
Speaker 9 (15:32):
Actually called me up? She said, I found S and
M magazines and rich room.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
What do I do?
Speaker 9 (15:36):
I said, Shoot, I don't know, but don't spank him.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
What were those letters?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Now?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
We read the one from your adoptor Pygmy program. You
said you had some kids toddler send you letters.
Speaker 9 (15:51):
Yeah, I got toddlers that send me letters from time
to time, and I like to answer them. So I
got a couple of my answer.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
If you want to hear, yeah, let's let's trust.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Dear Larry.
Speaker 9 (16:08):
No trust me? Is it okay? If I date somebody
that is from another religion? Sign Ricky age nine, what's
kind of you? Don't worry about that?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I think.
Speaker 9 (16:19):
Let me see, dear Ricky, it ain't no big deal.
I used to date a girl that was different religions
than me. I was Baptist, she was a bit.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
That's one, Dear Larry.
Speaker 9 (16:38):
You want to hear another, Dear Larry, do midgets have
regular size turds or little midget turges. Love Delford, age four,
Dear turd try wondering, Delford. This is a question I
myself have always wondered about magic. I used to date
(16:59):
a midget strip for once. I met her at a
bachelor party when she popped out of a cupcake. I
always wondered about the size of herd poops. I tried
to look over stall once to watch or go to toilet,
but I couldn't see too good. But it smelled like
some biggoses. Let's see what else you got it?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
You mean there's more.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
You want?
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Hear a nothing?
Speaker 9 (17:27):
Yeah, Dear Larry, why do fart stink? Jimmy aged two,
Dear Jimmy, the Lord done created fart stink so deaf
folks can enjoy us good belly laugh like the rest
of My dad used to say, every time you cut one,
it means someone has prayed for you. And the stink
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was the smell of dead demons being blowed out behind that.
I hope I answered those questions all right.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
The prize bag is playing here to.
Speaker 9 (18:01):
Andy's just too high bride for you, y'all.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I apologize, that's right.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
Hey, did you know Rosie O'donald's you know, used to
say guns kill people. Uh huh, let me tell you something.
Guns don't kill people. Husbands that come home early kill people.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
There we go.
Speaker 9 (18:22):
That's right. If eve guns kill people, I guess I
can blame misspelled words on my pencil. That's right, that's right.
You know I read in the paper there to day
there was a woman that was in labor for thirty
eight hours and they end up giving receisarian section. You
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believe it. That'd be like running the marathon then find
out you could have used a golf cart.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
At the end. Come on, that's fun. I don't care
who you are.
Speaker 9 (18:55):
Thirty eight hours in labor, Ain't that something?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (18:59):
I give up on a hoop after twenty minutes? Okay there?
Did I make up for the latter.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, that's all right. Oh, we're coming up on Larrywood
squares ad minutes Top of the morning to the Big
Show is on the radio, John Boy Biller and Jaggie
mars In here Larry came a guy, Marcy gonna be
heling her tic tac two board. All right, so call
us nine and ten. You'll be I have to be
a plasure. You can do a little tik tac toe
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grit in front of me. Keep up with us where
we played dolly Wood Square, h Larry, this is like
Hollywood Squares.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
You're familiar with.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Hollywood's Hollywood Square.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
That's sure you played the same way.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I got a buddy of.
Speaker 9 (19:39):
Mine says he went to the mall and he saw
the age quilt and Paul Lynn was center square. Now,
y'all made me tell him I'm trying to keep you
out of trouble over. You know my brother Siamese twins, huh.
I got Siamese twin brothers, really, and they got in
(20:00):
a big fight here day because one of them forgot
together his birthday. But I used to go to school
with them, and they used to talk all the time
in the back of the clash, and I used to
die laugh and every time the teacher went, hey, now,
I don't want to have to come back here and
separate you too.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Alright, well, let's play right quick, call us nine and
ten undred, Big Show. We'll do it next. Good morning,
(20:50):
the Big Show is on the radio. All right, it's
time for Darley Wood Square turned out to day to
Larry on Squares wearing the cable guard I special to
get square. As read our contestants. We have Travis from Vodelia, Georgia.
Good morning, Travis, and you'll be playing against Clark. Clark's
out of Johnson City, Tennessee. Aga morning Clark on board.
(21:13):
All right, boys, you got Larry the cable guy. I'll
ask him the questions. You agree or disagree when Larry
gives us his answer, Travis, you are calor nine. You
will have the exes. You go first, Where do you
want to go? I'll go in the center, in the
center of you, Marcy center square. Actually hold it out.
We might not there be able to keep up with you.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Wouldn't Marry the cable guy to get together.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I'm gonna make some dumb babies fair an ax here right, yeah,
yes for ac center square. All right, Larry, which of
these countries is the biggest garbage producing country in the world.
We'll give you choices. Australia, the United States, or Mexico
the biggest garbage producing Well.
Speaker 9 (22:00):
Say, one time I was making that with his girl
kiss me Rich mails bad, so I drove her to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
So Mexico. Travis, agree or disagree? I agree with that.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
I agree with that, but.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Actually it is Australia. How about that? I guess they
threw everything out back. How come he don't get a rim.
Speaker 7 (22:25):
Shot because his was funny? He pays me, so, oh good.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Set square in the middle and Clark where you want
to go with your other? Next go actually upper left,
Marcia for Clark your other left? All right? Lord?
Speaker 9 (22:45):
What are you doing Saturday?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Larry? In the movie cool hand Luke? How many eggs
did Luke have to eat?
Speaker 9 (22:54):
How many eggs?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
George Kennedy?
Speaker 10 (22:56):
I think we put that bed together, smile like a
baby and bite like, yeah, how many eggs?
Speaker 9 (23:04):
Ain't I ain't much of an egg eater? My shake,
I would say he had to eat forty eggs?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Forty eggs? Clark? Agree or disagree? I disagree? Disagree?
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Well, anything to do?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yes, it was fifty eggs. Why why do you have
to say fifty?
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Gets squares? Two in the road, Travis, you want to
try to block Clark in lower right?
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Blocking with the lower ride?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Okay. According to the song Larry, what bridge did Billy
Joe McAllister jump off of? If you can run that
song through your head and figure out the name.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
Of the bridge, Mannegil mccallistry. Oh, he jumped off the
nom Tallahatchie.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Bridge, Tallahatchie Bridge. All right, Travis, agree or disagreement?
Speaker 12 (23:51):
I agree with?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah, that's it, absolutely, that's right, Hatchie Bridge.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
First time I ever got lucky to this song, and
Mississippi and Mistersippi was pissed.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
All right, let me see, all right?
Speaker 9 (24:09):
Good, that was good?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
All right? The axe has blocked those two.
Speaker 9 (24:14):
She ended up leaving me for a PhD pecha hut dude.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
H clark? Where do you want to go with your next?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Upper upper right? All right, let's see what you're doing.
Two ways to win there? Okay, let's see. Uh, your
aunt Larry has invited you to dinner and ask you
to bring a mess of chitlings. What part of the
pig are you taking?
Speaker 9 (24:39):
If it's the chitling's chitlands?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Shot, you don't know? That's energy.
Speaker 9 (24:48):
Chitling, just pig energy.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Pig inerds, the inards.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
You agree with that?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yes, absolutely right, they're pig intestines.
Speaker 9 (24:56):
Heard, don't know that. You need to hang up your
head and neck gloves.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
All right, let me see so I'll get that square,
all right, Travis, where you want to go I'll go
to the bottom left, go bottom left to block that
one way. All right, here we go. Which of these
is not actually the name of a dinosaur. I'm gonna
give you some choices. CLA, Megalosaurus, Mongolosaurus, are Seismosaurus, seismosaurus?
(25:23):
Seism sounds like steam escaping? Yeah, Megalosaurus, mangolosaurus or seissomosaurs?
Speaker 9 (25:30):
Let me see he Rusie Oldonald, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
With meg Megalosaurus. Travis, agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (25:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I don't agree with you.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Who you're close the mangolosaurus. Uh oh, gets that square?
And sorry Travis.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
All right, body did a good If you try again,
we'll talk to you soon. And you're a kid of destiny.
I can feel it, all right, all right, all right, buddy,
have a good day by day and Clark, yeah, going boy,
you hang on, Jackie, going to get your information, all right,
Thank you, John Boy? All right, Dan, thank you for
playing going into deal Classic Bit on the Big Show.
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. Time
(26:21):
about classic Bit in the morning. We'll take your request.
We taking the inside the room request this morning. Well,
alrighty I go, we'll do it next. Good morning. The
(26:50):
Big Show is on the radio Classic Bits of the
Morning Special Day in History. The bra was invented today,
that's right, on this Dayton nineteen thirteen, New York socialite
Mary Phelps Jacob invented the bra. So we figured we
do a twin spin.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Well, it just seems like the day to do it,
because the BRA was invented today. The Democrats writing in
sand we're boobs.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
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knockers with fifteen convenient locations. There's a wattle knockers near you.
(28:18):
Look for the giant neon bras.
Speaker 12 (28:23):
All dressed in red. Look at them things. They're bigger
than your head.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Water bra, water bro water bra, there water than far.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Just you white and say, why.
Speaker 13 (28:41):
Does everybody keep looking at me?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Please?
Speaker 12 (28:45):
A girl on the Morning show, got this bra that's
full of ice, two of water.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Bro, water bro.
Speaker 12 (28:59):
Water bra.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
She's gonna against team.
Speaker 13 (29:03):
Just you wait and see why does everybody keep looking
at me?
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Every single weekend?
Speaker 12 (29:10):
She gets gassed, comes back to work and gets her rised.
Who's gotta somewhat shady past?
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Sad?
Speaker 10 (29:20):
Who whatever?
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Yeah you?
Speaker 4 (29:24):
She's admired by all us guys.
Speaker 12 (29:28):
Got that brawl that makes her supersize water bron.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Water bron, Oh love that water rock.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Where're gonna get sue?
Speaker 13 (29:42):
Just you wait to see why does everybody keep looking
at me?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Good? Morning, the big show is on the radio. Larry,
thank you so much for hanging out with us today.
Speaker 9 (30:20):
John Boybelly, I always appreciate you have me come in.
I'll tell you what. It's always nice to see you, Randy.
What appreciate it?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, thanks for setting the rest of my day off.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
Thanks for the red shocks my whole deal. And remember this,
everybody makes fun of a redneck until their car breaks down.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I'm perfect, oh man, all right? Right, by the way, I've.
Speaker 9 (30:43):
Been on diet a little bit. I've been on that dit.
We're eating vegetables and drink wine. It's working good. I've
lost eight pounds in my driver's last year.
Speaker 8 (30:53):
That's right.
Speaker 9 (30:54):
My girlfriend wanted me to work out with her one time.
She said, why don't you get a machine we work
out together. I bought her an exercise bike with a sidecar.
I was in there the other day eating a sand
met'ch going how much time we got left on this?
I gotta get up, get some manag. I ain't much
on dods. I always get the farts on the StairMaster.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Ain't that the way it is?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Ain't nobody around you.
Speaker 9 (31:19):
The minute you get stationed there, you get the farts
and some good looking girl always come up to you.
What time is it time for you to get out
from behind me? What time it is I'm fitting to
part your hair from across the room on this dude,
Ain't that the way it is? I come in the
middle of Gobi Desert, don't see nobody for three weeks,
half dead, figure, what the hell you know? Let one
rip dag A marching band come around the corner by
(31:42):
the time I do it. Ain't that the way it is?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
I was with this girl one time.
Speaker 9 (31:46):
It's fine story, real quick. We just real nice rest.
And she says, I can't quit farting, And I'm like, well,
do you want to keep it down a little bit
for gunshot? I mean went to long John silver shit,
I mean you're bury me. That woman over there wearing
a nightgown and staring at it. She said, I just
let a silent fart.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
What do I do?
Speaker 9 (32:08):
I said, well, you need to get your ears to
you good nurse John boy and Billy.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
You always good to me.
Speaker 9 (32:17):
I appreciate you having me on air. I really do.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
You gotta just just bring some ones. We're gonn play
some pool this afternoon.
Speaker 9 (32:23):
Oh, I'll tell you what, I'll place some pool with you.
I'll be shaking like Richard Simmons waiting on test results.
Now you apologize, Lord, I apologize.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Switch by the net waves.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
The name of my seat Party album Yo gets on
me because I'm forgetting the.
Speaker 7 (32:42):
Plugs better enough.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
You forget your catchphrase. But when the catchphrase is the
name of the album, you're selling us ready to be
happy to work with you. Lar who goes that? Goes?
Speaker 10 (32:52):
All right?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Dear well, let's all let's hit it. Billy bit boxes.
Speaker 10 (32:55):
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Show ninety nine since He's fifteen for.
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