June 19, 2024 • 36 mins
Wed (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, The crew is off today in honor of the National Juneteenth Holiday, but we have a special Encore Edition of the show exclusively for our podcast fans!.. - You may remember us sharing several letters from one of our incarcerated fans who wanted us to plan a big birthday party for the King of NASCAR, the legendary Richard Petty. - On today’s show we’ll explore all of his letters, in the order we received them.
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for the king. If you missed the first letter an
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Speaker 2 (00:41):
All right, let's go to the next one.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It was last week you got a letter for a
incarcerated person who wanted to give Richard Petit shurprise birthday party.
He needed us to MC bring the grill and the
grill of sauce and feed the people of one million
dollars a famal win. They'll take it under you under
a seat, charge you forty bucks to get in the race.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Forty four celeb These are all guys NASCAR.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, yeah, twenty two drivers Nascar, ay and had it
all figured out and h then this is the second layer.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
This is the next layer.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Just came in and Bradshaw put him in charge of
his pen pal.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
So yeah, this was This was ten pages long. This
guy's got way too much time in his hands. If
you remember, he was hot as a match at the
end of the last one.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
This one, this one that started out.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
A whole lot better.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
He's still pretty odd.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
It says, dear John Boyn Billy, what part of surprise
party for the king do you not understand? In one week,
you guys have spoiled a perfectly good surprized party, and
Juni don Levy lost his sponsorship.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
What do you guys plan for aninecore?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I officially waved the white flag and surrender. You captured
my fort crazy castle, and I'm now prisioner of the
John Boyne Billy Entourage. As promotion, I'm just gonna highlight
this thing. It's ten pages long, but just some of
the things this guy wants to see. He is a
barbecue sauce wrestling match between John Boy and Tanya Harding.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Been there, done that.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
He's really into Tonya big time. And then they're they're
gonna race around here, race have a race around the track.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Uh, and let Tanya have some alcoholic beverages.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
But you need the drunk driving challenge. Well, she's done
that before.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
He needs forty four celebrities or newsmakers that made celebrity status.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Needs you'll bring those.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
He lost Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston due to some
guy with the camera and he's giving away a million
dollars on Tuesday, So y'all need to be there. And
then he needs Kyle Petty to drive the pace car
and a corner Cova is the flag woman, Crystal Bernard
is a grand Marshall, and Richard Petty.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
You need to be there to start to race.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Un and then there's another rate. You're gonna race Tanya
again after this for a ten lap special. After that,
he needs you guys to bring def Leppard to have
a concert. He needs bon Jovie. We go from Deaf
Leffard bond Jove. It's a Chris Knight and Robert ro
Keen here. But y'all are the sponsored pole night. Also, okay, now,
(03:09):
and I've got a list at ten, I'll tell you
what all your responsibilities are, So y'all don't write him
down right now. It says it's you know, since he
is the promoter of the big show. He recommends it
to give away tickets for the event and he's working
to help both of y'all. And then he goes on
to say that he needs you to call his aunt
Peggy because we got to find out what she's gonna
(03:32):
charge Tanya to stay there and how much how much.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
She's gonna charge to do Tanya's higher Well, these things
don't just happen, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Okay, that's another sponsor opportunity, right exactly, yeah, supercuts maybe.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Just because.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Up and Tanya is gonna skate live to a Deaf
Leppard song that she chooses, and that's his President of Richard.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
For his birthday.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Also, you guys need to get the President of the
United States to appear via satellite, and I don't think
that should be.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
A problem.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Wheread he got the upleak Han and the only.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Problem is he's gonna have you might have a problem
getting there because you know, he's I guess he's behind bars.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
So what you got You need to call.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Governor Warner in Virginia. The Governor if you're listening, we
need you to part in this camp. To give us
a call. We'll we'll hook up with you. And I
want to know where he's going later. He can't cause
he's in shackles. So you and he needs some of
Jenny donal Leeby's cars, I mean two bush cars. Needs
a petties to give him two Dodge rams number forty
four and forty five. Anyway goes on and on, but
(04:41):
really the some this whole thing up without taking too
much time here, this is what you guys need to do.
So y'all get your pencils up. Jackie if you would
take notes. Needs y'all to sponsor and MC. The event
needs free grilling, sauce and beef jerky. Needs a million dollars.
Needs forty four Winsta cup drivers and fifty one cup cars.
Have seven empty cars riding around the track. We need
(05:04):
four big time bands. Y'all got a sponsor Pole night.
Need fifty limousines. One cup driver won't have a limousine.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
The two cars and the petties Richard's got to be there.
I need twelve country music stars. They're gonna play with
def Leppard, bon Jovi and Bad Medicine.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
That ought to be interesting.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
And then, uh, Johnny, you've got to wrestle and race
Tanya Harding.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
You gotta call Juny Billy about his bush.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Right, Okay this guy?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
All right, right, y'all both need to call the president.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
You gotta your old aunt Peggy Jackie and.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Call the Virginia governor. So y'all got a lot on you,
so'll like to tell you, but I got some time.
I'll take the gunner, but I gotta go now part
because me and Tanya is going ice kating.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
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Speaker 2 (05:58):
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Speaker 2 (07:21):
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Speaker 9 (07:23):
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Thank you, buddy, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
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Speaker 1 (08:48):
Bottom of the hour and top of your news about
twenty minutes away. Reverend Billy Ray Summertime ten Bible, Good morning,
(09:34):
Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
A few months ago.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Labner a boy trying to put to go to the
party for the King volunteer to samt Peggy to put
Tanya Harden up and cut.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Her hair, and well we got to meet her.
Speaker 11 (09:48):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
It was the first call that came in, all right,
Oh yeah, phone call here, we're supposed to tay Hello
Big Show.
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Hello, Yes, hello, Hello. This is my nephew gave me
this numbered call. My name is it Peggy. I'm supposed
to have somebody staying at my house.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, I thank your nephew wanted Tanya Harding to uh
to stay at your house?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
And who Tanya Harding? She was an ice skater Olympic.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
I guess that'd be all right. And she doesn't bring
none of her whom friends.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
So we need to know how much calls for her
to stay at her house. Brads, y'allways, at the deal you.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Had to do her hair.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
I ain't done hair in years, but I guess I reckon,
I'll give it a run. I just wouldn't know what
to charge for something like that. Well, let me look
into it now. I'll call you boys.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Okay, Well, well we have to come up with a
million dollars for him, so it might be you know,
a while down there.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
It made me next week before we get back there.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Our wait, we'll be pretty tin on cash. Peggy, I
had a million dollars.
Speaker 9 (10:56):
Really get I try to keep it within reason.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Good Monday morning. Bas show's on the radio, rolling through
your julyne of twenty six. Is that Tall Good morning
Bank show?
Speaker 10 (11:34):
Well, good morning there, John Mooyn, Billy, and good morning Tall,
our beloved friends. They're in radio land. This hairs Reverend
Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua, Independent full Gospel,
Pennycolstal Assembly just off State Road twenty three on the
Frontage Road. For friends. We're right in the middle of
a hazy, crazy, unsavedy days of summer and I'm calling
(11:59):
the data invite and who's ever will to come on
down for our annual Sword of Joshua Old timey Midsummer
tent revival in the church parking lot. This year's theme
a Journey to Hell and Back. It's based on a
classic seventeen forty one Hellstone and Rimfires sermon by doctor
(12:20):
Jonathan Edwards. You don't know what hell is like till
you spent five nights in a row sitting under a
tent in our parking lot. And I know what lolly
y'all are gonna say about this idea. Well, Preacher, we'd
love to come be with you, but we got a
lot going on right now, and we're kind of packing
up to go to Myrtle Beach next weekend. We'll try
(12:43):
to get by there at night or two if we can. Well, honey,
I've been a preacher for over fifty years. I know
what that really means, old timey tent meeting. Is he
out of his cotton picking mind? I'd rather take a
butt whopping and spend two hours in a hot parking
lot with some loud mouth Bible beater telling me I'm
(13:05):
going to hell for watching Netflix and having a beer
to after work. Well, let me just say three things
on that. Number one, if you ain't coming, don't say
you might come. The Lord already knows what you're gonna do,
and lying about it to me ain't gonna help you
(13:26):
a bit. Number Two, you ain't going to hell for
watching Netflix. You're going to hell for not confessing you
Sims and getting right with the Lord. Netflix is just
a symptom of a way bigger problem. And number three,
we know it's hot. Why do you think we do
it in the middle of the summertime. The heat and
(13:47):
the humidity is what puts the old timy in it.
If you think I enjoyed browbeating a bunch of hot,
sweaty heathens and backsliders for two hours, you're wrong because
by the time it's over three hours. And thank on this, mister,
I like to be comfortable. When your unsaved rear end
is twirling on a stick at the Devil's Weenie Rose.
(14:10):
You're gonna wish you'd come on after that old miserable
parking lot and gave you heart to the Lord, because
you know where it's really hot this time of year. Hell,
So anyway, don't miss our old time end mid summer
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is saved in the parking lot of the Sword of
Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennycostial Assembly just off State Road
twenty three on the fucking road. This here's a Reverend
Billy Ray Collins reminding you of this. It's time to turn,
so you don't burn John Boe minute. You all have
a nice day.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Now say that again, Harold brother.
Speaker 10 (14:55):
In law, any woman to do something for me?
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Hey, brother in law Eddie want you to do something
for him? All right? So here it goes, and this
is what you chose.
Speaker 10 (15:06):
You on now, okay, okay, I want to throw a
jacket and tayle hey, hey, jacket hey.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
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play fort and minutes first. Were enjoying our party for
the King. Letters coming out of one of our captive
audience out of Virginia was back in two thousand and two.
I met Bradshaws in the studio, had him handling the
(17:56):
letters all right, rolled, hey, Rachromember the letters from the prisoner.
Wanted to give King a surprise birthday party and give
a million dollars. Wanted us to help him do that.
You know, it was his idea for me to race
Tanya Hardy.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
That's correct.
Speaker 8 (18:12):
That and how about that?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
And earlier this week it came out Tony said she
wanted to drive Winston Cup. So this got might been
a little bit ahead of his time.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Mate.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
It looks like she's moving along a little quicker in
her career than you as far as racing.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
So you got another letter from him, Now, yeah, this was.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
A little different. He starts out in this one.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
How many pages? That looks like about seven pages front
and fill pages. Well, I tried to make it real
brand in the Unibomber territory.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
At this point, there's just a couple of things he
said to you and Billy, and then I've got it
summarise real quick, all right. He wanted to thank y'all
for sending him to the emergency room. All he wanted
to do was surprise the King on his birthday.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
We sent him to the emergency room, and he.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Said, y'all didn't write it. Well, his roommate beat him up.
He's watching the bud Pole on his TV and his
roommate said it was his TV. Tried to charge me
watch it.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
He wouldn't pay him.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
He got beat up.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
We're sorry.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Going at the hospital, Uh, y'all didn't ride him back,
and now he's steaming inside.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
That's not good.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Yeah, and uh, you know, because of all the fun
you made him on the radio, nobody wants to help him.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Again. We're sorry.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
You got.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
You know you wouldn't You wouldn't give him a million
dollars to surprise the King on the sixty fifth birthday
and you call yourselves NASCAR fans. Those guys are uh
he said, can you just please stop messing up his
party for a change.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
These are just direct quotes from I got just a
few here, then I'll get leave you lo here.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Tanya never wrote him back because of y'all, And then
his whole letter changes to and he goes to being
just hot as a match to cooling off. And he
apologizes and says he war's cars at John Boys Chevrolet
for you know, a seer's needs washing, so won't you
pick him up running my parent He war shorts U.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
And he said he can. He needs to help you
guys and be your agent because he's wondering if y'all
had a paying gig.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Like they said, y'all need to look past your horizons
from sea to shining sea, right. I mean, he's he
gets kind of mushy here at the end. He can
help y'all get some national recognition. You know you're only
in thirty straight. There's twenty more out there, boys. And
(20:29):
he wants to sing the ride by by David allen
Coe on the radio, So I told him to send
y'all CD and y'all play it in case the governor
doesn't let him out. Actually, there's there's just ten things
here because of you and Billy and on Pillars and
all of y'all in here. And these are the ten
things that have happened to him because he got beat up,
ended up in the emergency room on a backboard. He's
(20:51):
steaming inside. Nobody wants to help him do anything. Y'all
messed up his party. Tanya won't even return his phone calls.
Grandpa and Juni are at each other's throat.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I wait at, I hadn't even heard of them.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
I got grandfall.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
He's he turned eighty five on the first August. We'll
wish him happy birthday right here to end to.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Go, remember do that, mushy.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
You know the king didn't have his party, and you
know he's now he's not communicating with him.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Ain't Peggy who pillers? She's hot as a match. Y'all
make fun of her call? Remember called her her number?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Uh So we've got his aunt Peggy's number, and now
we've got uncle Granddaddy Charlie kidd all right, got his
phone number two.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
If y'at to give them call.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
The governor will not pardon him now because of y'all
and everybody thinks he's crazy.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Hello, looking the maryor Junior, and happy eighty fifth birthday
to Charlie Kidd from David. That's what was his main
reason for the letter.
Speaker 8 (21:50):
All right, wow, not sure do miss him?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Good times? Good times?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
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I see.
Speaker 12 (22:51):
Yeah, Peter said she tried to last night and the
pills popped off his foreheads.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Let me a good cutcher.
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Speaker 2 (23:06):
Jack can call you there.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
The husbands and wives, fathers and sons, mama's and daughters.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, I think we got a couple of buddies ready
to go out and listen to it. I had to
have everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Then the word he worried, then the wordy worried.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Then meer contestants, Meyer, I were contestants.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
Alright.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
We got Jack from Melbourne, Florida. Goome on and Jack,
good morning, good morning. And we got you, buddy, Malcolm
from Eustace, Florida.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Come on in, Malcolm, Man, Hey, John boy, how are you, buddy?
Hey man? We're all good boys. Welcome. All right. I
always want to know whose idea it was. We ought
to play worthy word Jack and Malcolm Jack?
Speaker 8 (23:49):
All right, I did whoop up on a college boy.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Hoop on the god's boy. All right, we're good with
Jack's idea.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Jack your own team, John boyd Billy, Malcolm, your own team,
Tater and Randy. Go ahead, and Buddy, So Malcolm, you relax.
Me and Jack they're gonna go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You ready, Jack?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
All right, Well, let's see what we can do. Then
start the clock. Now, A lion lives in the it
a lion and they also you also have one of
these in your house close to the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
The lion's blank. Yeah what else in the jungle? Uh No,
the room in your house. I had one growing up.
I don't know what has close. No, that's Elvis beside
the kitchen. Dog got it every house, all right, so
(24:52):
the lion all right, Well, okay, let's see what Malcolm
and Tater can do, all right, might be a quick game,
I know, all right, Malcolm, yes, sir, say what Taylor.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Can do and go? Do you know it?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Okay? Not, it's not the living room.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
It is the what.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
You watch TV in this room. It's not the living
room room. It's not the living room.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
It's it sounds like a guy's name.
Speaker 10 (25:23):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
A bears will hibernate in this or you know, it's
like a cave. Try lions again. It sounds like a
cave and they live in it.
Speaker 10 (25:34):
Yes, all right, the rhymes with not the beginning, but
the what.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
So Malcolm got a one, got the den, the den.
I can't believe y'all know lies living in a den.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Can't believe you don't know where you watch TV? I like,
Jack's the jungle room in your house. Live in there.
Jack's got a life out the house. All right, So
here we go.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Malcolm leads by one. Still anybody's game. So Jack, you're
with Billy? Are you ready?
Speaker 9 (26:10):
I hope.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
So dude, picking up on that last one. Go you
go from the beginning to the what d yes, there
you go.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
This is let's see if April blank day, April first
is April what day?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
You might put this on a biscuit or a piece
of meat. It's you ladle it on. It's delicious. Yep,
there you go, there you go. The opposite of heaven
is where the devil lives.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
It's yep.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
This is the state out in the Midwest. Bub I'm
blanking out de Moins des moin cedar rapids. Yet it
like five on the board.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Sure, all right?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
So what with God is Malcolm and Randy? You need
four to tie and five will win. All right, here
you go, Malcolm, y'all start with a brand new word
is very popular on the word he word Ready go.
Speaker 12 (27:08):
Knights used to do this with long sticks. They'd run
at each other on horseback. Yes, yes, all right, so
you're next of what. Yes, the cowboys use this to
wrangle a cattle with it. They swing it around in
the air. It's a rope, yeah, and it's tied into
a special thing.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
No.
Speaker 12 (27:30):
They used the rope to make this round thing that
they there you go.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
This is what cows are made of. Oh, there's the buzzer.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
You got three came up one short, same shot, beats Malcolming.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Battle of the Buddies.
Speaker 10 (27:48):
That's right.
Speaker 11 (27:49):
What's the college boy?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Why don't y'all meet in the den and discuss it?
Y'all can lasso one, Jackie, Michael. We appreciate y'all playing boys.
Thanks for listening. Man and Jack Yeah, you got the
bragging rides.
Speaker 10 (28:08):
I love all you guys, and Pillars is a genius.
Speaker 11 (28:11):
It's a comedy genius.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
All right, Well, then you've take him, Ali boy, Good morning,
got the big show on the radio, top of the
Classic ber Requests in the morning Rare, get this off
to John Boy and b to Facebook Wall Matt Clintondon.
Matt says Willie P. Richardson, trying to borrow big grill
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from a funeral home. All right, guy, what you're talking about?
Matt coming up next? Good Morning makes show. It's on
(29:04):
the radio, Classic Bearing quest Make sure listener and Matt
clean Clinton in trouble like I do with Matt and
the Benedetto when I first met him.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Let's see you got that one down so eventually, all right,
Matt let him pay, call him funeral home.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
It would go, hello, Yes, is this Reverend Bowling. It's
how you doing today? You don't know me. My name
is W. P. Richardson, and give it just had you
just came to town here to be the thing in
the church. That's my first way here. Well that's good.
I'm glad to have you in the community. I'll tell
you what I got. I got a problem I was
(29:41):
hoping you could help me with. I had a brother,
he was he was killed about four nights ago, and
we were trying to get somebody to come sing at
his funeral. I'm gonna just tell you straight out. He
had been in a lot of trouble around here and
want none to churches and nothing having nothing to do
with it. And I need the singer to come and
sing at his funeral. And I'm willing to pay. He
(30:03):
had lots of money. He did a lot of underhanded
things everything, but he had plenty of money, and he
uh uh he we could pay you. We just want
two songs, and we could pay you like two thousand dollars.
Come out here and sing them first. I tell bab Yes, well,
I tell you the songs. He wanted. Do you know
any James Brown songs? He like that? I feel good?
(30:23):
You know?
Speaker 11 (30:24):
You know that I know that song I couldn't just
have very well.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Yeah, yeah, you can't holler like James Brown? What about it?
And I tell you what. He had a lot of
girlfriends and he wanted to sing you know that song
by Percy Sled called when a Man Loves a Woman?
Ever heard that? Yeah, we were gonna kind of change
it too, when a man loves some women, you know,
and and and get you to sing him too. Really,
I got to two thousand dollars in cash him, which
(30:48):
could pay you when is it kinda baby? Well, we
could have it just down whenever you want to, you know.
I mean I didn't change the date on it two
or three days. But we're gonna have to hear it
because like I said, he would kill uh what today
him ride? He would killed Tuesday and he was shot
over yere uh down into river when he beer joints. Yeah,
and uh yeah, we were thinking about well, I mean
even if we had it at night or something like that.
Speaker 11 (31:10):
Uh you don't think it be Saturday night? Is there
any Uh? I be honest with you, I would prefer
to do some more religious songs. If that's the possibility,
Is there any any you know, religious songs that have.
Speaker 6 (31:23):
To do with with God that he would be interested
in or that you would be interested in. It wouldn't
be yeah, uh well yeah you could do like uh,
let's say old spiritual you know, swing low sweet cher. Yeah, yeah,
he like he would like that problem family wouldn't everything
but you. But you don't think you could do the
mother two songs too. I wouldn't do them.
Speaker 11 (31:42):
I think the way that that y'all would like to
hear him done for sure, because I'm I'm more of
a traditional uh traditional white gospel type singer. Yes, you know,
try to put them in in a reference. Yes, for
those two songs that that you're wanting. You may want
somebody that to the bill a little bit.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
That Well, that's what I said. I couldn't. I've done
to call everybody, and you ain't turn this down called
with black naids. Not a bit in the world.
Speaker 11 (32:10):
You know that doesn't bother man, It doesn't said now huh,
I'll tell you what w t give me, okay, uh,
but give me another couple of possibilities of songs that
way I can kind of be working on something. We
might see this like Saturday night or for you know,
if y'all pretty fusible all the time.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Yeah, we could do it. And you don't make no
different beefish at twelve o'clock at night. We're gonna have
plenty to eat too, And yeah you could. We'd laugh
for you to come by the house and spend a
couple of hours with the two, if you could.
Speaker 11 (32:37):
I got that maybe pushing a little bit because I've
got some commitment Saturday afternoon and I'm leaving Sunday, uh
happening in right after church. I got to get up
early for church. So yes, I might, you know, at
least make the services. Will the service be here local? Yeah,
I was gonna see if I could get a read
to preach it, you know. Uh okay, And.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
We're trying to get all this everything wrapped up here
today and get this overhere. I got a lot ken
folks in here in California and it's come over here
waiting for this to happen, and they all just sitting
ready about to eat that otter as I need to
get them on the rule in.
Speaker 11 (33:07):
If you have any other idea of a couple of
more songs.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
Uh, what about you know anymore platter song like uh
think him?
Speaker 11 (33:14):
Uh, Well, I'm I'm kind of thinking about more religious songs.
I could do, you know, all of us any kind
of favorite hymn you know that I'd be familiar with
some of the things that are more secular in nature,
like you know, things about uh James Bound or things
like that.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
I probably would do.
Speaker 11 (33:31):
Them justice for the style of what y'all was looking for. Yes,
you know, just not not too many good white James
bound anyway. Think well, look him, Uh, I'll tell you
what you'd be thinking about it. And uh, I'm gonna
try to get a time together him. But you could
think late said, and that'd be all right. I guess
we could have some lass took out there to the graveyard,
you know, or well Saturday evening, say, you know, maybe
(33:53):
just after supper sometimes.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Okay, and uh, and I got two thousand dollars.
Speaker 11 (33:58):
But if I don't get back from you, I'm not
here at the church this afternoon, I'll give you a
call that would you be at this number show.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
With Good Morning to make shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Man, This has been fun today going to our letters
one of our captive audience nineteen years ago, wanting to
do a party for the King. For the King, I
just couldn't pull it together for some reason. Oh, I
think the million dollars held us back. Well, Lily, Aunt Peggy,
Tanya Hardy. I'm gonna stay with Peggy. Never did get
(34:54):
a good rail well, and.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
You blowing the surprise and everything.
Speaker 9 (34:58):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
That was measuring up with one markoff. At least we
got to meet Aunt Peggy. Had all this in one minute. Oh, Bradshaw,
don't go to where Jay says, Aunt Peggy is on
the line. Hello, Hello, Hello, Aunt Peggy.
Speaker 9 (35:15):
Hello, Yes, is my crazy Nephew've been bothering your boys.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Again, Bradshaw's pen pals.
Speaker 9 (35:24):
I started paying his cellmate to beat the tar out
taught him less. He didn't break his hands like I
thought he was.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Well, I apologize, that's all right, Pegy.
Speaker 9 (35:38):
He wanted to. I wanted to pay him for the
for the beating, but he said, oh, law, I wouldn't
know what to charge for something like this. I think
secretly he's been wanting to beat him since they since
they moved in together. Well, I've got to go. I've
got grandpa Charlie steaked out in the.
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for the king. If you missed the first letter an
hour ago, you can't catch everything on John Won'billy's Late
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Speaker 2 (00:41):
All right, let's go to the next one.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It was last week you got a letter for a
incarcerated person who wanted to give Richard Petit shurprise birthday party.
He needed us to MC bring the grill and the
grill of sauce and feed the people of one million
dollars a famal win. They'll take it under you under
a seat, charge you forty bucks to get in the race.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Forty four celeb These are all guys NASCAR.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, yeah, twenty two drivers Nascar, ay and had it
all figured out and h then this is the second layer.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
This is the next layer.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Just came in and Bradshaw put him in charge of
his pen pal.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
So yeah, this was This was ten pages long. This
guy's got way too much time in his hands. If
you remember, he was hot as a match at the
end of the last one.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
This one, this one that started out.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
A whole lot better.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
He's still pretty odd.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
It says, dear John Boyn Billy, what part of surprise
party for the king do you not understand? In one week,
you guys have spoiled a perfectly good surprized party, and
Juni don Levy lost his sponsorship.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
What do you guys plan for aninecore?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I officially waved the white flag and surrender. You captured
my fort crazy castle, and I'm now prisioner of the
John Boyne Billy Entourage. As promotion, I'm just gonna highlight
this thing. It's ten pages long, but just some of
the things this guy wants to see. He is a
barbecue sauce wrestling match between John Boy and Tanya Harding.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Been there, done that.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
He's really into Tonya big time. And then they're they're
gonna race around here, race have a race around the track.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Uh, and let Tanya have some alcoholic beverages.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
But you need the drunk driving challenge. Well, she's done
that before.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
He needs forty four celebrities or newsmakers that made celebrity status.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Needs you'll bring those.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
He lost Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston due to some
guy with the camera and he's giving away a million
dollars on Tuesday, So y'all need to be there. And
then he needs Kyle Petty to drive the pace car
and a corner Cova is the flag woman, Crystal Bernard
is a grand Marshall, and Richard Petty.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
You need to be there to start to race.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Un and then there's another rate. You're gonna race Tanya
again after this for a ten lap special. After that,
he needs you guys to bring def Leppard to have
a concert. He needs bon Jovie. We go from Deaf
Leffard bond Jove. It's a Chris Knight and Robert ro
Keen here. But y'all are the sponsored pole night. Also, okay, now,
(03:09):
and I've got a list at ten, I'll tell you
what all your responsibilities are, So y'all don't write him
down right now. It says it's you know, since he
is the promoter of the big show. He recommends it
to give away tickets for the event and he's working
to help both of y'all. And then he goes on
to say that he needs you to call his aunt
Peggy because we got to find out what she's gonna
(03:32):
charge Tanya to stay there and how much how much.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
She's gonna charge to do Tanya's higher Well, these things
don't just happen, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Okay, that's another sponsor opportunity, right exactly, yeah, supercuts maybe.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Just because.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Up and Tanya is gonna skate live to a Deaf
Leppard song that she chooses, and that's his President of Richard.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
For his birthday.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Also, you guys need to get the President of the
United States to appear via satellite, and I don't think
that should be.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
A problem.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Wheread he got the upleak Han and the only.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Problem is he's gonna have you might have a problem
getting there because you know, he's I guess he's behind bars.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
So what you got You need to call.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Governor Warner in Virginia. The Governor if you're listening, we
need you to part in this camp. To give us
a call. We'll we'll hook up with you. And I
want to know where he's going later. He can't cause
he's in shackles. So you and he needs some of
Jenny donal Leeby's cars, I mean two bush cars. Needs
a petties to give him two Dodge rams number forty
four and forty five. Anyway goes on and on, but
(04:41):
really the some this whole thing up without taking too
much time here, this is what you guys need to do.
So y'all get your pencils up. Jackie if you would
take notes. Needs y'all to sponsor and MC. The event
needs free grilling, sauce and beef jerky. Needs a million dollars.
Needs forty four Winsta cup drivers and fifty one cup cars.
Have seven empty cars riding around the track. We need
(05:04):
four big time bands. Y'all got a sponsor Pole night.
Need fifty limousines. One cup driver won't have a limousine.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
The two cars and the petties Richard's got to be there.
I need twelve country music stars. They're gonna play with
def Leppard, bon Jovi and Bad Medicine.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
That ought to be interesting.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
And then, uh, Johnny, you've got to wrestle and race
Tanya Harding.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
You gotta call Juny Billy about his bush.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Right, Okay this guy?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
All right, right, y'all both need to call the president.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
You gotta your old aunt Peggy Jackie and.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Call the Virginia governor. So y'all got a lot on you,
so'll like to tell you, but I got some time.
I'll take the gunner, but I gotta go now part
because me and Tanya is going ice kating.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
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Speaker 1 (08:48):
Bottom of the hour and top of your news about
twenty minutes away. Reverend Billy Ray Summertime ten Bible, Good morning,
(09:34):
Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
A few months ago.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Labner a boy trying to put to go to the
party for the King volunteer to samt Peggy to put
Tanya Harden up and cut.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Her hair, and well we got to meet her.
Speaker 11 (09:48):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
It was the first call that came in, all right,
Oh yeah, phone call here, we're supposed to tay Hello
Big Show.
Speaker 9 (09:54):
Hello, Yes, hello, Hello. This is my nephew gave me
this numbered call. My name is it Peggy. I'm supposed
to have somebody staying at my house.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, I thank your nephew wanted Tanya Harding to uh
to stay at your house?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
And who Tanya Harding? She was an ice skater Olympic.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
I guess that'd be all right. And she doesn't bring
none of her whom friends.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
So we need to know how much calls for her
to stay at her house. Brads, y'allways, at the deal you.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Had to do her hair.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
I ain't done hair in years, but I guess I reckon,
I'll give it a run. I just wouldn't know what
to charge for something like that. Well, let me look
into it now. I'll call you boys.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Okay, Well, well we have to come up with a
million dollars for him, so it might be you know,
a while down there.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
It made me next week before we get back there.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Our wait, we'll be pretty tin on cash. Peggy, I
had a million dollars.
Speaker 9 (10:56):
Really get I try to keep it within reason.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Good Monday morning. Bas show's on the radio, rolling through
your julyne of twenty six. Is that Tall Good morning
Bank show?
Speaker 10 (11:34):
Well, good morning there, John Mooyn, Billy, and good morning Tall,
our beloved friends. They're in radio land. This hairs Reverend
Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua, Independent full Gospel,
Pennycolstal Assembly just off State Road twenty three on the
Frontage Road. For friends. We're right in the middle of
a hazy, crazy, unsavedy days of summer and I'm calling
(11:59):
the data invite and who's ever will to come on
down for our annual Sword of Joshua Old timey Midsummer
tent revival in the church parking lot. This year's theme
a Journey to Hell and Back. It's based on a
classic seventeen forty one Hellstone and Rimfires sermon by doctor
(12:20):
Jonathan Edwards. You don't know what hell is like till
you spent five nights in a row sitting under a
tent in our parking lot. And I know what lolly
y'all are gonna say about this idea. Well, Preacher, we'd
love to come be with you, but we got a
lot going on right now, and we're kind of packing
up to go to Myrtle Beach next weekend. We'll try
(12:43):
to get by there at night or two if we can. Well, honey,
I've been a preacher for over fifty years. I know
what that really means, old timey tent meeting. Is he
out of his cotton picking mind? I'd rather take a
butt whopping and spend two hours in a hot parking
lot with some loud mouth Bible beater telling me I'm
(13:05):
going to hell for watching Netflix and having a beer
to after work. Well, let me just say three things
on that. Number one, if you ain't coming, don't say
you might come. The Lord already knows what you're gonna do,
and lying about it to me ain't gonna help you
(13:26):
a bit. Number Two, you ain't going to hell for
watching Netflix. You're going to hell for not confessing you
Sims and getting right with the Lord. Netflix is just
a symptom of a way bigger problem. And number three,
we know it's hot. Why do you think we do
it in the middle of the summertime. The heat and
(13:47):
the humidity is what puts the old timy in it.
If you think I enjoyed browbeating a bunch of hot,
sweaty heathens and backsliders for two hours, you're wrong because
by the time it's over three hours. And thank on this, mister,
I like to be comfortable. When your unsaved rear end
is twirling on a stick at the Devil's Weenie Rose.
(14:10):
You're gonna wish you'd come on after that old miserable
parking lot and gave you heart to the Lord, because
you know where it's really hot this time of year. Hell,
So anyway, don't miss our old time end mid summer
tent revival covered dish shart Ist six Bible Thump begins
at seven and we'll be here till the last customer
(14:31):
is saved in the parking lot of the Sword of
Joshua Independent Full Gospel Pennycostial Assembly just off State Road
twenty three on the fucking road. This here's a Reverend
Billy Ray Collins reminding you of this. It's time to turn,
so you don't burn John Boe minute. You all have
a nice day.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Now say that again, Harold brother.
Speaker 10 (14:55):
In law, any woman to do something for me?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Hey, brother in law Eddie want you to do something
for him? All right? So here it goes, and this
is what you chose.
Speaker 10 (15:06):
You on now, okay, okay, I want to throw a
jacket and tayle hey, hey, jacket hey.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
T.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
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Speaker 2 (16:12):
There's some fun stuff on there, you said, our boy
Carla Cook.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
There there's some meetings for John Boy Billygrilla Sauce celebrating
IGA's and kJ store with all of our rubs and
all of our sauces there. Carl Yah maybe congratulating Carl.
Carl and Shell's Grill Room in Goldsboro, North Carolina named
the best steakhouse in North Carolina. It's pretty huge. It's
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steakhouse in every state plus DC. Hey, Carl and Shell's
Grill Room warning for our home state of North Carolina.
Nice a small little place there in Goldsboro, But my boy,
Carla Cook knows what he's doing.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
Man.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yeah, So congratulations y'all, and make sure you get your
gill in sauce and rubs.
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play fort and minutes first. Were enjoying our party for
the King. Letters coming out of one of our captive
audience out of Virginia was back in two thousand and two.
I met Bradshaws in the studio, had him handling the
(17:56):
letters all right, rolled, hey, Rachromember the letters from the prisoner.
Wanted to give King a surprise birthday party and give
a million dollars. Wanted us to help him do that.
You know, it was his idea for me to race
Tanya Hardy.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
That's correct.
Speaker 8 (18:12):
That and how about that?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
And earlier this week it came out Tony said she
wanted to drive Winston Cup. So this got might been
a little bit ahead of his time.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Mate.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
It looks like she's moving along a little quicker in
her career than you as far as racing.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
So you got another letter from him, Now, yeah, this was.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
A little different. He starts out in this one.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
How many pages? That looks like about seven pages front
and fill pages. Well, I tried to make it real
brand in the Unibomber territory.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
At this point, there's just a couple of things he
said to you and Billy, and then I've got it
summarise real quick, all right. He wanted to thank y'all
for sending him to the emergency room. All he wanted
to do was surprise the King on his birthday.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
We sent him to the emergency room, and he.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Said, y'all didn't write it. Well, his roommate beat him up.
He's watching the bud Pole on his TV and his
roommate said it was his TV. Tried to charge me
watch it.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
He wouldn't pay him.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
He got beat up.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
We're sorry.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Going at the hospital, Uh, y'all didn't ride him back,
and now he's steaming inside.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
That's not good.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Yeah, and uh, you know, because of all the fun
you made him on the radio, nobody wants to help him.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Again. We're sorry.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
You got.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
You know you wouldn't You wouldn't give him a million
dollars to surprise the King on the sixty fifth birthday
and you call yourselves NASCAR fans. Those guys are uh
he said, can you just please stop messing up his
party for a change.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
These are just direct quotes from I got just a
few here, then I'll get leave you lo here.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
Tanya never wrote him back because of y'all, And then
his whole letter changes to and he goes to being
just hot as a match to cooling off. And he
apologizes and says he war's cars at John Boys Chevrolet
for you know, a seer's needs washing, so won't you
pick him up running my parent He war shorts U.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
And he said he can. He needs to help you
guys and be your agent because he's wondering if y'all
had a paying gig.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Like they said, y'all need to look past your horizons
from sea to shining sea, right. I mean, he's he
gets kind of mushy here at the end. He can
help y'all get some national recognition. You know you're only
in thirty straight. There's twenty more out there, boys. And
(20:29):
he wants to sing the ride by by David allen
Coe on the radio, So I told him to send
y'all CD and y'all play it in case the governor
doesn't let him out. Actually, there's there's just ten things
here because of you and Billy and on Pillars and
all of y'all in here. And these are the ten
things that have happened to him because he got beat up,
ended up in the emergency room on a backboard. He's
(20:51):
steaming inside. Nobody wants to help him do anything. Y'all
messed up his party. Tanya won't even return his phone calls.
Grandpa and Juni are at each other's throat.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I wait at, I hadn't even heard of them.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
I got grandfall.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
He's he turned eighty five on the first August. We'll
wish him happy birthday right here to end to.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Go, remember do that, mushy.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
You know the king didn't have his party, and you
know he's now he's not communicating with him.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Ain't Peggy who pillers? She's hot as a match. Y'all
make fun of her call? Remember called her her number?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Uh So we've got his aunt Peggy's number, and now
we've got uncle Granddaddy Charlie kidd all right, got his
phone number two.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
If y'at to give them call.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
The governor will not pardon him now because of y'all
and everybody thinks he's crazy.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Hello, looking the maryor Junior, and happy eighty fifth birthday
to Charlie Kidd from David. That's what was his main
reason for the letter.
Speaker 8 (21:50):
All right, wow, not sure do miss him?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Good times? Good times?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
A y'all, let's play some wordy word one eight hundred
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the air. That's all leave drawback.
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Speaker 12 (22:51):
Yeah, Peter said she tried to last night and the
pills popped off his foreheads.
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Let me a good cutcher.
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Speaker 2 (23:06):
Jack can call you there.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
The husbands and wives, fathers and sons, mama's and daughters.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, I think we got a couple of buddies ready
to go out and listen to it. I had to
have everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Then the word he worried, then the wordy worried.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Then meer contestants, Meyer, I were contestants.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
Alright.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
We got Jack from Melbourne, Florida. Goome on and Jack,
good morning, good morning. And we got you, buddy, Malcolm
from Eustace, Florida.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Come on in, Malcolm, Man, Hey, John boy, how are you, buddy?
Hey man? We're all good boys. Welcome. All right. I
always want to know whose idea it was. We ought
to play worthy word Jack and Malcolm Jack?
Speaker 8 (23:49):
All right, I did whoop up on a college boy.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Hoop on the god's boy. All right, we're good with
Jack's idea.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Jack your own team, John boyd Billy, Malcolm, your own team,
Tater and Randy. Go ahead, and Buddy, So Malcolm, you relax.
Me and Jack they're gonna go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You ready, Jack?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
All right, Well, let's see what we can do. Then
start the clock. Now, A lion lives in the it
a lion and they also you also have one of
these in your house close to the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
The lion's blank. Yeah what else in the jungle? Uh No,
the room in your house. I had one growing up.
I don't know what has close. No, that's Elvis beside
the kitchen. Dog got it every house, all right, so
(24:52):
the lion all right, Well, okay, let's see what Malcolm
and Tater can do, all right, might be a quick game,
I know, all right, Malcolm, yes, sir, say what Taylor.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
Can do and go? Do you know it?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Okay? Not, it's not the living room.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
It is the what.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
You watch TV in this room. It's not the living
room room. It's not the living room.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
It's it sounds like a guy's name.
Speaker 10 (25:23):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
A bears will hibernate in this or you know, it's
like a cave. Try lions again. It sounds like a
cave and they live in it.
Speaker 10 (25:34):
Yes, all right, the rhymes with not the beginning, but
the what.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
So Malcolm got a one, got the den, the den.
I can't believe y'all know lies living in a den.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Can't believe you don't know where you watch TV? I like,
Jack's the jungle room in your house. Live in there.
Jack's got a life out the house. All right, So
here we go.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Malcolm leads by one. Still anybody's game. So Jack, you're
with Billy? Are you ready?
Speaker 9 (26:10):
I hope.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
So dude, picking up on that last one. Go you
go from the beginning to the what d yes, there
you go.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
This is let's see if April blank day, April first
is April what day?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
You might put this on a biscuit or a piece
of meat. It's you ladle it on. It's delicious. Yep,
there you go, there you go. The opposite of heaven
is where the devil lives.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
It's yep.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
This is the state out in the Midwest. Bub I'm
blanking out de Moins des moin cedar rapids. Yet it
like five on the board.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Sure, all right?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
So what with God is Malcolm and Randy? You need
four to tie and five will win. All right, here
you go, Malcolm, y'all start with a brand new word
is very popular on the word he word Ready go.
Speaker 12 (27:08):
Knights used to do this with long sticks. They'd run
at each other on horseback. Yes, yes, all right, so
you're next of what. Yes, the cowboys use this to
wrangle a cattle with it. They swing it around in
the air. It's a rope, yeah, and it's tied into
a special thing.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
No.
Speaker 12 (27:30):
They used the rope to make this round thing that
they there you go.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
This is what cows are made of. Oh, there's the buzzer.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
You got three came up one short, same shot, beats Malcolming.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Battle of the Buddies.
Speaker 10 (27:48):
That's right.
Speaker 11 (27:49):
What's the college boy?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Why don't y'all meet in the den and discuss it?
Y'all can lasso one, Jackie, Michael. We appreciate y'all playing boys.
Thanks for listening. Man and Jack Yeah, you got the
bragging rides.
Speaker 10 (28:08):
I love all you guys, and Pillars is a genius.
Speaker 11 (28:11):
It's a comedy genius.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
All right, Well, then you've take him, Ali boy, Good morning,
got the big show on the radio, top of the
Classic ber Requests in the morning Rare, get this off
to John Boy and b to Facebook Wall Matt Clintondon.
Matt says Willie P. Richardson, trying to borrow big grill
(28:33):
from a funeral home. All right, guy, what you're talking about?
Matt coming up next? Good Morning makes show. It's on
(29:04):
the radio, Classic Bearing quest Make sure listener and Matt
clean Clinton in trouble like I do with Matt and
the Benedetto when I first met him.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Let's see you got that one down so eventually, all right,
Matt let him pay, call him funeral home.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
It would go, hello, Yes, is this Reverend Bowling. It's
how you doing today? You don't know me. My name
is W. P. Richardson, and give it just had you
just came to town here to be the thing in
the church. That's my first way here. Well that's good.
I'm glad to have you in the community. I'll tell
you what I got. I got a problem I was
(29:41):
hoping you could help me with. I had a brother,
he was he was killed about four nights ago, and
we were trying to get somebody to come sing at
his funeral. I'm gonna just tell you straight out. He
had been in a lot of trouble around here and
want none to churches and nothing having nothing to do
with it. And I need the singer to come and
sing at his funeral. And I'm willing to pay. He
(30:03):
had lots of money. He did a lot of underhanded
things everything, but he had plenty of money, and he
uh uh he we could pay you. We just want
two songs, and we could pay you like two thousand dollars.
Come out here and sing them first. I tell bab Yes, well,
I tell you the songs. He wanted. Do you know
any James Brown songs? He like that? I feel good?
(30:23):
You know?
Speaker 11 (30:24):
You know that I know that song I couldn't just
have very well.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Yeah, yeah, you can't holler like James Brown? What about it?
And I tell you what. He had a lot of
girlfriends and he wanted to sing you know that song
by Percy Sled called when a Man Loves a Woman?
Ever heard that? Yeah, we were gonna kind of change
it too, when a man loves some women, you know,
and and and get you to sing him too. Really,
I got to two thousand dollars in cash him, which
(30:48):
could pay you when is it kinda baby? Well, we
could have it just down whenever you want to, you know.
I mean I didn't change the date on it two
or three days. But we're gonna have to hear it
because like I said, he would kill uh what today
him ride? He would killed Tuesday and he was shot
over yere uh down into river when he beer joints. Yeah,
and uh yeah, we were thinking about well, I mean
even if we had it at night or something like that.
Speaker 11 (31:10):
Uh you don't think it be Saturday night? Is there
any Uh? I be honest with you, I would prefer
to do some more religious songs. If that's the possibility,
Is there any any you know, religious songs that have.
Speaker 6 (31:23):
To do with with God that he would be interested
in or that you would be interested in. It wouldn't
be yeah, uh well yeah you could do like uh,
let's say old spiritual you know, swing low sweet cher. Yeah, yeah,
he like he would like that problem family wouldn't everything
but you. But you don't think you could do the
mother two songs too. I wouldn't do them.
Speaker 11 (31:42):
I think the way that that y'all would like to
hear him done for sure, because I'm I'm more of
a traditional uh traditional white gospel type singer. Yes, you know,
try to put them in in a reference. Yes, for
those two songs that that you're wanting. You may want
somebody that to the bill a little bit.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
That Well, that's what I said. I couldn't. I've done
to call everybody, and you ain't turn this down called
with black naids. Not a bit in the world.
Speaker 11 (32:10):
You know that doesn't bother man, It doesn't said now huh,
I'll tell you what w t give me, okay, uh,
but give me another couple of possibilities of songs that
way I can kind of be working on something. We
might see this like Saturday night or for you know,
if y'all pretty fusible all the time.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Yeah, we could do it. And you don't make no
different beefish at twelve o'clock at night. We're gonna have
plenty to eat too, And yeah you could. We'd laugh
for you to come by the house and spend a
couple of hours with the two, if you could.
Speaker 11 (32:37):
I got that maybe pushing a little bit because I've
got some commitment Saturday afternoon and I'm leaving Sunday, uh
happening in right after church. I got to get up
early for church. So yes, I might, you know, at
least make the services. Will the service be here local? Yeah,
I was gonna see if I could get a read
to preach it, you know. Uh okay, And.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
We're trying to get all this everything wrapped up here
today and get this overhere. I got a lot ken
folks in here in California and it's come over here
waiting for this to happen, and they all just sitting
ready about to eat that otter as I need to
get them on the rule in.
Speaker 11 (33:07):
If you have any other idea of a couple of
more songs.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
Uh, what about you know anymore platter song like uh
think him?
Speaker 11 (33:14):
Uh, Well, I'm I'm kind of thinking about more religious songs.
I could do, you know, all of us any kind
of favorite hymn you know that I'd be familiar with
some of the things that are more secular in nature,
like you know, things about uh James Bound or things
like that.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
I probably would do.
Speaker 11 (33:31):
Them justice for the style of what y'all was looking for. Yes,
you know, just not not too many good white James
bound anyway. Think well, look him, Uh, I'll tell you
what you'd be thinking about it. And uh, I'm gonna
try to get a time together him. But you could
think late said, and that'd be all right. I guess
we could have some lass took out there to the graveyard,
you know, or well Saturday evening, say, you know, maybe
(33:53):
just after supper sometimes.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Okay, and uh, and I got two thousand dollars.
Speaker 11 (33:58):
But if I don't get back from you, I'm not
here at the church this afternoon, I'll give you a
call that would you be at this number show.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
With Good Morning to make shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Man, This has been fun today going to our letters
one of our captive audience nineteen years ago, wanting to
do a party for the King. For the King, I
just couldn't pull it together for some reason. Oh, I
think the million dollars held us back. Well, Lily, Aunt Peggy,
Tanya Hardy. I'm gonna stay with Peggy. Never did get
(34:54):
a good rail well, and.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
You blowing the surprise and everything.
Speaker 9 (34:58):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
That was measuring up with one markoff. At least we
got to meet Aunt Peggy. Had all this in one minute. Oh, Bradshaw,
don't go to where Jay says, Aunt Peggy is on
the line. Hello, Hello, Hello, Aunt Peggy.
Speaker 9 (35:15):
Hello, Yes, is my crazy Nephew've been bothering your boys.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Again, Bradshaw's pen pals.
Speaker 9 (35:24):
I started paying his cellmate to beat the tar out
taught him less. He didn't break his hands like I
thought he was.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Well, I apologize, that's all right, Pegy.
Speaker 9 (35:38):
He wanted to. I wanted to pay him for the
for the beating, but he said, oh, law, I wouldn't
know what to charge for something like this. I think
secretly he's been wanting to beat him since they since
they moved in together. Well, I've got to go. I've
got grandpa Charlie steaked out in the.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Yard morning bang back Lot's luck to you and yours.
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