January 22, 2025 • 32 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, JD’s 24-hour has an edgy approach to couples counseling - JD’s Wife School.. - John Boy’s got a new big screen smart TV that he is too dumb for.. - We’ll give Haywood Banks’ “18-Wheels on a Big Rig” a spin by request.. - Rev. Sincere and Goober pop-in for some humoroids.. - Ike Turner recommends hiring a foreign woman to take care of your kiddies.. - We’ll honor our late friend, Dub Starnes with a classic JB&B Playhouse.. - and we’ll wrap up with some more listener letters…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports. Mama.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug. Why do I have to
listen to that John boy person and Billy whoever on
that noisy big show button, Mama, good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
A big show is already a oh word word badly.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I hate him.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's a protein diet.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
That's all I can have is me and these.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I know, these are these are the moments that Johnny
lives for.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I looking around the room.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
He's late, and there was a big ham with his
little face in it, and I went, well, it's like
being on a raft.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Why wait, it's like if cartoons.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, it looks like what what was it?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Sylvester was trying not to eat tweedy or anything.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
They look at him and they turn it. They always
turned doing into a fresh out of the oven turkey.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh yeah, turkey with the little booties on the legs
and the lines coming up. Of course, Pillar has been
on the side since the new year.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I imagine he has been.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah, I'm surprised. He looked at Billy turned into a
ham I figure, he turned more like into a big
side of pasta.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Well, I'm trying to stay on the diet, so anything
I can eat, I mean protein, turned into a big
bowl of pasta.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I said, Oh, as Billy has overslept, And I know
these are moments that Johnny lives for.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
So y'all just you know, no, I'm not gonna to
take this because I'm surprised that Billy doesn't oversleep more
here comes, I mean, I don't. I mean, you know, Billy,
he's he kinda he likes this, so, yeah, he can sleep.
Super talent. You know, we talked about superhero talent. I mean,
(02:19):
Billy doesn't matter we get in a car, ma'am, he's out.
It doesn't matter where we're riding from from Universal Studio,
from Disney, from the hotel to Disney, anywhere, Orlando rush
hour traffic when we're Marty you know speed six months
how slams on brakes and tries not to kill us
by running into the back of people. I'll give you
one better.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
This is the best sleep story that I've ever said
about Billy, and I've said it before. So if y'all
have heard it on a bench at Disney World at
three in the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
In the rain.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Wa wait wait wait wait in the winter.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
It was cold and raining. He had no jacket, asleep
on a park bench.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Bammam yeah, man, I always amazing. Man, Billy sleep on planes,
of course, you sleep on a bench in the rain,
Orlando three anytime I'm not driving. I had him at
both Crammed and now Big Pillars is.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I had him crammed in the back seat of my
wife's little tiny car driving in Columbia for the album,
and the passenger seat beside h me, Billy sound asleep
in the back seat, wedged in, you know, like trying
to imagine stuffing, you know, bread dough into a plato
can or whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That's what he looked like back there. And he was asleep,
both of.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Us in the little plastic rear window, with.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Face all mooshed up. Again, Man, I say, Pillars and
Billy spooning keeps stealing the covers from one another. Oh yeah,
well that's something. Yeah, so uh, he he ought to
oversleep more often, so I'm surprised that he doesn't. And
you'd feel a lot better about your over sleeping. Oh yeah,
(03:55):
I would, well, I hadn't overslept so far this year.
You know, the only time I was one one excuse
happenings when my boys having an operation. That's the only
time I've been out that man. That certainly didn't count. Okay,
all right then, so I win. All right, y'all hang out.
We'll give you legs up moment tom A ten minutes. Well,
good morning, everybody. It's a big shoulder radio. Hope y'all
doing fine this January the twenty second you believe well,
(04:17):
must do January. Here there you go.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Listen up.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
January twenty second, nineteen forty three. The chamber two rice
is forty nine degrees in two minutes and spearfish South Dakota.
Nothing like that had ever been recorded in history or
since forty died agrees in treasy. So catch on fireleave.
How is that possible?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I wonder?
Speaker 6 (04:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I guess some kind of warm front must move through.
I'm coming across that. Don't knock him.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
He might be on the something that let's look into
it from that angle.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Look it to y'all.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Forty degrees must come through, and then you're so impressed
with that.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You might have thought of that.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
It was on this day nineteen fifty seven, Truth or
Consequences became the first national TV show to be videotape,
the first regional use of video tape A Colonel November
thirty of fifty six when tape broadcast of Douglas Edwards
and the News where we played for the Western United States,
but full country nineteen fifty seven Truth or Consequence was
that Bob Barker.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, Now was he the original host?
Speaker 7 (05:18):
I don't know if you've seen Richer, It might have
been a guy before him, the boy that's a funny.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, but he did a lot of time.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
You know, the first show ever broadcast on tape was
done here in Charlotte, The Betty Feeser Show.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
I'm sure you remember that from.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Your Betty Feeser Show, Cookie Show.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Sure, Yeah, yeah, is that right? Well, you know Arthur
Smith and the Cracker Jacks, they probably wasn't far behind, yep,
you know doing the man Joe doing it.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Yeah, they had this thing with Betty Feeser.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
It was like, you know, arrival Racist.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Him and cousin Ralph over all right to see the
cons was all right here it is your final leg up.
Nineteen sixty four, the world's largest cheese was manufactured in Wisconsin.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yes, it will look at it. Fifteen thousand, seven hundred
and twenty three. Graham. Yeah, that's a big old hon
that's I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
All right. There you go, boys and girls. You ready
to play one eight hundred big show. You're toll free
line across America. We'll take calling nine. Play with the
prize package.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Next good morning to make shows on.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
Already, go.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
Upthurst, Let's play upburst.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
It's the game that anyone can win. Jumboy Billy.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
Give the prizes from the big prize. Let's go contest
the number one. When you out, have a hurry up
and guess time you love the best time you love
a big shots out our Rocket.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Center, West Virginia.
Speaker 10 (07:13):
It's James shots. Hey, James, what are you doing?
Speaker 11 (07:25):
Man?
Speaker 12 (07:26):
What's up?
Speaker 11 (07:26):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
We are are you? Yeah? Did you hear the legs
up the categories?
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (07:32):
Did?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Alrighty, so I guess you was thinking long. Let's see
what you got here, James? All right, all right? Three
weather related events ready go.
Speaker 14 (07:41):
Uh snow, uh, rain, and drought.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay, alrighty okay, three TV game shows. Ready go, Will
of Fortune, Jeopardy and Who's wanting anyway?
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, yeah, you are rolling James for the wind?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Three kinds of cheese?
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Ready go with Chedder American? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You know me, James A.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
James, What is your theory on this? Forty nine degrees
in two minutes? Do you think it could be a
warm front movie play?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
That's our theory? Uh, James tired to think it, Billy.
He's already won his one. His stuff here alrighty and
uh let me say you okay, so you didn't get
all three under five seconds? I don't know him a
brand new car. Randy's at the deal. I need one. Hey.
Remember you know I've been saying this for a long time.
Remember the guy who won, he got him all and
(08:39):
I sent him a brand new car. It was a
die a Michael Waltrip Dikas colectable car. Nice one. It
was pretty cool. But for some reason, he was under
the impression that it would be a brand new car
that he could drive. And you've been he has chosen
to make an issue out of emailing Randy Wilts of
sus and he owns his new car. He says, oh really,
would like to work this out the easy way. But
(09:03):
you're not getting something from this, Bud. I'm surprised they
had in the podcast.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
You've been saying for years, if you could do it
under five seconds, you'd you'd give a brand new car.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
And for years, what have I been telling you?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Don't say that.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Don't say that because as soon as somebody actually does it,
they're gonna expect a new car, and you're gonna send
them some toy and they're gonna go get along.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Oh man, hello boy, and it's me.
Speaker 11 (09:27):
He ain't getting my twins.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Do some trade? Hell Jackie very much? Ah Man? Well, James, congratulations,
what are you talking to?
Speaker 6 (09:37):
Jagging?
Speaker 13 (09:37):
Now?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I learn her get at you in face. You gave it.
Thank so he understands me.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Good more than everybody if my Big Show family yours.
Thank you for listening.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Listeners. What sports coming up?
Speaker 11 (09:52):
Hello? Ricky beat shark bro? So how about you pot Liquors?
I listened to a couple other pot liquors, noted John
Boyd Philly on The Big Show. You know, I just
a guest star on the Playhouse and the official mascot
from Mister Popular the Pizza Run. That's just a tip
(10:13):
of the iceberg. What this note from John Boy? Keep
it short, son of them?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Good morning the big shows on the radio. All right,
we got what a southern morning.
Speaker 14 (10:58):
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a few some odd years ago? Is she's starting to
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Speaker 4 (11:05):
Lot like this?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Turn that race off, Take out the garbage, change my ool,
know the yard? Why you gotta go fishing so much?
Sell that pick up? We drink so much beer? Spend
some time with me? Do I look fat? I'my a ring,
i'my a blouse tree?
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And he thoughts out of her head, quicker on a
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Speaker 1 (11:31):
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Speaker 1 (11:36):
Hey, every time she screws up, we'll take away a pair.
Speaker 14 (11:38):
Of shoes, im it, And if worse comes to worse,
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Speaker 1 (12:02):
Honey, why don't you let me bring you another beer
while you watch the race? And hey, now that I've
lost all this weight, do you mind if I vacuum naked?
That's rapt Failers, bring your old lady.
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Speaker 1 (13:17):
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Speaker 1 (13:44):
Letter from Gary Stump here you go get all righty
here set him down.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
This is to Hill by the way.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Dear Oliver, I'm a big show devoted fan and I
do enjoy listening to the gang's antics every day.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
You, on the other hand, are a downer.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
People write to you expecting professional advice and all you
do is be rate, belittle, and put down the very
people who seek you out.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Shame on you.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I can only guess that you, yourself are nothing but
a little lonely man living alone in a one room
apartment wondering what a real life is really like. Shame, shame, shame.
A devoted fan of the rest of the gang ps
the John Boy and Billy Grillin Sauce Rules, Oliver.
Speaker 11 (14:34):
Well, well, well, the Grillin Sauce Rules, does it?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Well?
Speaker 11 (14:43):
Your sad, pathetic little suck up has fallen on deaf ears,
namely mine.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
So I'm a downer, am I? Well?
Speaker 11 (15:00):
Gary Stump, it's my very own grip on reality that
has made me a solitary, angry, bitter little man. You see, Gary.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Stump, My position is.
Speaker 11 (15:18):
To observe and comment. So here we go, and I
hope this makes you happy. My brother, Your letter is typical, long,
pointless and horribly misspelled, groveling on your belly like a
(15:43):
lowly snake in the dirt, just begging for attention, hoping
that someone anyone will notice you.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Oh, look at me, notice me.
Speaker 11 (15:56):
My opinions count blah blah blah blah blah. May I
just say? And I know I'm not the first Gary Stump,
will you please just shut the hell up? We get
thousands of pieces of mail each week, and who gets
(16:18):
to read these misguided, misspelled missives, these long winded, long
winding letters. I'll tell you who, Gary Stump me. And
since you seem to have all the damn answers, Gary Stump,
since you seem so blessed with keen insight, tell me
(16:39):
one thing? What have I done to deserve all this?
How would you like it, Gary Stump? If you woke
up every single day knowing that at the very best,
the very best, your day, from sun up to sundown
would be filled with the non stop bla, gathering and
(17:00):
belly aching of hapless souls such as yourselves, I dare
say you wouldn't have the stomach for it.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Why.
Speaker 11 (17:11):
I try to be patient, but sometimes it gets to
be too much like today, and I apologize. But I
guess that's just not good enough for someone like you,
because people like you can never be happy, Gary Stump.
(17:31):
Why you couldn't be tickled with a butt full of
goose feathers? The problem is you just can't see that
your miserable lot in life is your own doing. You're
like a common criminal who sits behind bars and cries
and whimpers about how it's not their fault, it was
(17:54):
their parents, their upbringing, or their stupid, stupid lawyer, always
looking for someone else to blame. Well, be a man,
Gary Stump. Blame the person who deserves the blame. Blame yourself,
(18:16):
and once you've accepted the blame, you'll be ready to
move on. You'll be ready to help others who were
once in your shoes. You can reach out your hand
and bring these lost souls together, Gary Stump. And when
you have them all assembled, hit them all in the
head with a baseball bat and start all over.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Again and have a nice death. Good morning, you got
a big show on already. More chances for you to
win coming up after your news Weather Sports.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
This is Connery, Sean Connery.
Speaker 9 (19:00):
And you might think that I'm just another sophisticated yet
rugged Scottish movie star, and you'd be right. What's my secret?
The truth is I can't start my day without listening
to the Big Show with John Boy and Billy crush Me.
They're a lot funnier than Doctor Noan Blofeld.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. We're
coming up on John Moore Jeopardy Time. If you don't
plagu an emails at the Big Show dot Com go
away to say Jackie said.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Jackie was at me all right.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
It's hard to sound that friendly in an email, but
I think they.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Get the other.
Speaker 12 (20:08):
Do you need some more time out of the house.
I'm telling you too much thinking going on there?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Well, man, I ain't been feeling good. Listen my voice. Man,
my sister worried to death about me.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
Oh that's not exactly a recent innovation, if you think
about it.
Speaker 12 (20:24):
I just wish y'all could have seen the look he
threw at me after he said my sister been worried
about me, and he gave me that.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
So you're not, are you?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I don't know what kind of looks you're reading into me.
You did this, all right?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Let me show you what you did. My sister's all
worried about me.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
See somebody is, and you know all he's going to
do is set the indoors and.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Think, oh, well, I'm hitting the couch. He's going to
land the couch with his little with his new little Larry,
his little uh voice recorder. I've been thinking I get
one of those phone calls this weekend, I'll take the
gas pipe.
Speaker 12 (21:05):
And he's got a brand new TV in the house
that on occupying the shiny big one.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yes, yeah, sitting on the table out in front of
the fireplace. But you know you can't hide money. Yeah, bit,
I can't see the fireplace.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
A nice design job.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
By the way, Hey look there's another one of those
looks the other way.
Speaker 12 (21:28):
I spent the whole afternoon with White and Delbert putting
that thing together.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
It looks nice.
Speaker 12 (21:34):
While I was wrangling Maddie, the youngest child in the
Isley household, who can't wait to get to the buttons.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You know, here are the TV's and it's got to
be income. Maddie sitting there watching it. It's a blank screen,
but the sound is old. So you got sound but
no picture. Yeah, fifty six inches of sound. And if
I could get the picture back on it, oh Mann
already statement, I ain't gonna talk to you.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I'm going to Bay then next morning.
Speaker 12 (22:01):
Wait, I'm sorry, I mean it didn't work. I mean,
you know, new technology, you gotta get me smarter than
the TV.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
It's just more headaches, you know, don't figure out stuff. Yes,
a pictures not on yeah, man, it was no way
to fix it.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
But then Maddy did before he went to school, did.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
He turned it off and turned it back off?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Changed the input? Oh whatever, Anyway, I'm looking forward to watch.
I heard for like three weeks you're gonna give me
a TV or not? David? Did you give me a
call me six times? You get my TV?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Yet?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
They've ordered it.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
It's coming and I can't make the truck come.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I know, so imagine I was all built up. Sit down,
watch them TV. It's not your fault. It's not all right.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Well I've worked for two weeks.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Is Randy building up? This thing is big TV. It
does everything but fly.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
You know what Johnny Waite's you keep putting him off
and putting my Cord's gonna get upset.
Speaker 13 (23:05):
Sit there and act surprise, idiot, it was high five.
Why the hell do you have to be so critical?
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Right?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Good morning, everybody got a big show right here on
the radio. All right, it is John Boy Jepity time.
First a review yesterday's question. Chances are you have some
in your fridge right now. But as you know, it
was the first food probably permitted by law, to have
artificial coloring, and it was not Michael Jackson jerky.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Not Michael Jackson jerky.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
It was butter. Butter. The natural color of butter is white.
For some reason, they wanted it to be yellow yellow,
which is totally opposite from snow cream. What we're talking about.
All right, So here we go to today's question. While
men in America don't wear them as often as they
(24:02):
used to, men who wear them in some parts of
Iran can be thrown in jail. What is Chad little
T shirt? No way, it's the other way around.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
I'm sorry, Chad little T shirt?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
What do y'all think?
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
One eight hundred, big show. You're told, free line, we'll
start a color nine, go to get a winter. If
you ain't got nothing better to do, we'd love to
have you. And if you do have something better do
we still love that we would.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Let's do it now.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah, it's a big show on the radio, moving around
the bottom of the gour that is yes, live across America.
Head pretty.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
I know a man who's especially proud of his Dick
Trickle T shirt but still refuses to wear the matching underwear.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
He's shun Barr. Don't go about my dancing bartle like that.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
Is that.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Good morning to Rick from on CALLI, Florida.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Good morning, Rick, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
How's everything going with you?
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Buddy? Going pretty good?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Alrighty Rick. While men in America don't wear them as
often as they used to, men who wear them in
some parts of Iran can be thrown in jail.
Speaker 15 (25:34):
I want to change my answer.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
All right, what you got, buddy, I'm gonna say, socks,
show us sucks.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Take him away.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
They're tough, they may not be quite that tough. All right, buddy,
I have a good day. Thanks for playing. Lisa out
of Cleveland, Tennessee, is up. Good morning Lisa.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Her name is Lee, So yeah, all right, Lisa, what
are you thinking?
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I'm gonna say hat.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Show us a hat? Oh no, they do have hat.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
They got like weird kind of hass. Remember Sargy Wargy
brought us one. Ratshall was playing it when we were
playing Pool. Was wearing it when was playing Pool. Actually
looked looks like a wool frisbee.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
They look like a blown up mushroom. I give him
a break.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's hard to find a hat fit that big old haad. Lisa,
Thanks for playing with us this morning. Yeah you too, sweetie.
Right just go to Charlie out of Easily, South Carolina. Hello, Charlie,
how you doing down? Boy doing good?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Man?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Charley is sitting there thinking what you got.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Buddy, I'm saying, tight fitting jeans, tight fitting jeans?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Abdu they have.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
To have a hat.
Speaker 9 (26:54):
They usually have a.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Beard, so they couldn't been any of that. So yeah,
I'm kind of like American eyes. Yeah, because I call
the western thing there. Yeah, we called disco Charley. Thanks
for playing baby all right? Thank you, I mean man,
(27:15):
And for that we got Kathy from I some Kentucky
is up now say hello baby, hello baby, Hello? Have
they got right with you?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Black birds?
Speaker 6 (27:28):
I'm gonna get out?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Should call.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Take my wolves?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Do not discourage baby dollars from attempting my Daytonal yell
please you're so pretty?
Speaker 11 (27:47):
No, I think I got the am what you got?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Kathy?
Speaker 6 (27:54):
I got tie?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Show us tie you you are.
Speaker 14 (28:03):
I'm talking home, that's me, that's me.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Oh wow, yes, Kathy neckties?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Neckties?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Now why do you think they told them in jail?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Is that because it's americanized? Like I was talking about, Kathy,
you got the big old prize baggage. Maybe look at
you the toast of isommer Kentucky. Alright, I'm happy about that.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Oh he got it? Ill get you?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
What do you everything? Good morning? You got the Big
show on the radio. More chances for you to win
coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 11 (28:46):
Oh oh, I didn't know, I didn't see. This is
Professor Movin handed day, head of oh, head of the
Big Show, Science in History division. And you're listening to
two boys who are destined to be history don Boy
and Billy on the Big Show. Yo. When I say
(29:07):
they will be history, I didn't need to apply a
naked give.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
I simply meant that they.
Speaker 11 (29:13):
Oh what did I mean?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
A big show is right here on the radio. Another
letter here, this is this job Boy and Billy. Last
week I had a big adventure at eighteen WHEE learned
my car tried to occupy the same space at the
same time.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
How does that work? Not too good?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I actually escaped with minor car modifications. By the time
I got home, my wife was spending my life insurance
and singing that eighteen wheel song. So for my wife,
please play the eighteen wheel song.
Speaker 6 (30:12):
Love you?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Meaning Captain Tim die Haye delivered the Ordinance company. So
there you go.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
So how about it?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Hey, what let's do it? Get it. Let's call it
eighteen wheels.
Speaker 15 (30:21):
I want everybody to throw yourself into it and sing along.
I know all you shut ins and people in prison.
I'd like to be sing along here. Oh one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
ten eleven, twelve thirty more seventy eighteen wheels, on and
make regular.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I want to hear you.
Speaker 15 (30:37):
Oh ares one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine eleven twelve thirty four seventy eighteen wheels.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
And they're rolling bowling bowling.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Let's back them up here.
Speaker 15 (30:48):
Oh, there's eighteen seventeen, sixteen, fifteen, fourteen, thirteen, twelve, ninety four, six, five, four,
three two one.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Even numbers, old airs, two horse.
Speaker 15 (31:00):
Ten fourteen sixteen eighteen wheels, and they're rolling rolling.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
And half sergon.
Speaker 15 (31:08):
Oh there's one and F three, four and F six
seven and F nine to twelve thirteen fifteen six f
eighteen wheels there, and they're.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Rolling roll numbers. Oh there's one.
Speaker 16 (31:21):
Three, five, seven, nine eleven seven wheels and they're rolling
rolling roll Roman numerals.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Oh, there's my.
Speaker 17 (31:35):
IV V V I I I X x x i,
x i I x i v xv x v i
x me I actually.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
I wheels.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Gener rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling roll Medieval German.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Oh, the kettles, one at number, and they're rolling, Roland, Moland,
rolland Mol. Roman numerals backward.
Speaker 17 (32:08):
Oh, there's x b I, x b I, x b
I x b x i v x i x i
I x i x i x v i I v
i I v I v I v.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
I i I
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Roman Roman Roman Roman Roman
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports. Mama.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug. Why do I have to
listen to that John boy person and Billy whoever on
that noisy big show button, Mama, good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
A big show is already a oh word word badly.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I hate him.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's a protein diet.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
That's all I can have is me and these.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I know, these are these are the moments that Johnny
lives for.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I looking around the room.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
He's late, and there was a big ham with his
little face in it, and I went, well, it's like
being on a raft.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Why wait, it's like if cartoons.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, it looks like what what was it?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Sylvester was trying not to eat tweedy or anything.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
They look at him and they turn it. They always
turned doing into a fresh out of the oven turkey.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh yeah, turkey with the little booties on the legs
and the lines coming up. Of course, Pillar has been
on the side since the new year.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I imagine he has been.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah, I'm surprised. He looked at Billy turned into a
ham I figure, he turned more like into a big
side of pasta.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Well, I'm trying to stay on the diet, so anything
I can eat, I mean protein, turned into a big
bowl of pasta.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I said, Oh, as Billy has overslept, And I know
these are moments that Johnny lives for.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
So y'all just you know, no, I'm not gonna to
take this because I'm surprised that Billy doesn't oversleep more
here comes, I mean, I don't. I mean, you know, Billy,
he's he kinda he likes this, so, yeah, he can sleep.
Super talent. You know, we talked about superhero talent. I mean,
(02:19):
Billy doesn't matter we get in a car, ma'am, he's out.
It doesn't matter where we're riding from from Universal Studio,
from Disney, from the hotel to Disney, anywhere, Orlando rush
hour traffic when we're Marty you know speed six months
how slams on brakes and tries not to kill us
by running into the back of people. I'll give you
one better.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
This is the best sleep story that I've ever said
about Billy, and I've said it before. So if y'all
have heard it on a bench at Disney World at
three in the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
In the rain.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Wa wait wait wait wait in the winter.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
It was cold and raining. He had no jacket, asleep
on a park bench.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Bammam yeah, man, I always amazing. Man, Billy sleep on planes,
of course, you sleep on a bench in the rain,
Orlando three anytime I'm not driving. I had him at
both Crammed and now Big Pillars is.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
I had him crammed in the back seat of my
wife's little tiny car driving in Columbia for the album,
and the passenger seat beside h me, Billy sound asleep
in the back seat, wedged in, you know, like trying
to imagine stuffing, you know, bread dough into a plato
can or whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That's what he looked like back there. And he was asleep,
both of.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Us in the little plastic rear window, with.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Face all mooshed up. Again, Man, I say, Pillars and
Billy spooning keeps stealing the covers from one another. Oh yeah,
well that's something. Yeah, so uh, he he ought to
oversleep more often, so I'm surprised that he doesn't. And
you'd feel a lot better about your over sleeping. Oh yeah,
(03:55):
I would, well, I hadn't overslept so far this year.
You know, the only time I was one one excuse
happenings when my boys having an operation. That's the only
time I've been out that man. That certainly didn't count. Okay,
all right then, so I win. All right, y'all hang out.
We'll give you legs up moment tom A ten minutes. Well,
good morning, everybody. It's a big shoulder radio. Hope y'all
doing fine this January the twenty second you believe well,
(04:17):
must do January. Here there you go.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Listen up.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
January twenty second, nineteen forty three. The chamber two rice
is forty nine degrees in two minutes and spearfish South Dakota.
Nothing like that had ever been recorded in history or
since forty died agrees in treasy. So catch on fireleave.
How is that possible?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
I wonder?
Speaker 6 (04:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I guess some kind of warm front must move through.
I'm coming across that. Don't knock him.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
He might be on the something that let's look into
it from that angle.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Look it to y'all.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Forty degrees must come through, and then you're so impressed
with that.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
You might have thought of that.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
It was on this day nineteen fifty seven, Truth or
Consequences became the first national TV show to be videotape,
the first regional use of video tape A Colonel November
thirty of fifty six when tape broadcast of Douglas Edwards
and the News where we played for the Western United States,
but full country nineteen fifty seven Truth or Consequence was
that Bob Barker.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, Now was he the original host?
Speaker 7 (05:18):
I don't know if you've seen Richer, It might have
been a guy before him, the boy that's a funny.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, but he did a lot of time.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
You know, the first show ever broadcast on tape was
done here in Charlotte, The Betty Feeser Show.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
I'm sure you remember that from.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Your Betty Feeser Show, Cookie Show.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Sure, Yeah, yeah, is that right? Well, you know Arthur
Smith and the Cracker Jacks, they probably wasn't far behind, yep,
you know doing the man Joe doing it.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Yeah, they had this thing with Betty Feeser.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
It was like, you know, arrival Racist.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Him and cousin Ralph over all right to see the
cons was all right here it is your final leg up.
Nineteen sixty four, the world's largest cheese was manufactured in Wisconsin.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yes, it will look at it. Fifteen thousand, seven hundred
and twenty three. Graham. Yeah, that's a big old hon
that's I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
All right. There you go, boys and girls. You ready
to play one eight hundred big show. You're toll free
line across America. We'll take calling nine. Play with the
prize package.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Next good morning to make shows on.
Speaker 9 (06:36):
Already, go.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
Upthurst, Let's play upburst.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
It's the game that anyone can win. Jumboy Billy.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
Give the prizes from the big prize. Let's go contest
the number one. When you out, have a hurry up
and guess time you love the best time you love
a big shots out our Rocket.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Center, West Virginia.
Speaker 10 (07:13):
It's James shots. Hey, James, what are you doing?
Speaker 11 (07:25):
Man?
Speaker 12 (07:26):
What's up?
Speaker 11 (07:26):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
We are are you? Yeah? Did you hear the legs
up the categories?
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (07:32):
Did?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Alrighty, so I guess you was thinking long. Let's see
what you got here, James? All right, all right? Three
weather related events ready go.
Speaker 14 (07:41):
Uh snow, uh, rain, and drought.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay, alrighty okay, three TV game shows. Ready go, Will
of Fortune, Jeopardy and Who's wanting anyway?
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, yeah, you are rolling James for the wind?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Three kinds of cheese?
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Ready go with Chedder American? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You know me, James A.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
James, What is your theory on this? Forty nine degrees
in two minutes? Do you think it could be a
warm front movie play?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
That's our theory? Uh, James tired to think it, Billy.
He's already won his one. His stuff here alrighty and
uh let me say you okay, so you didn't get
all three under five seconds? I don't know him a
brand new car. Randy's at the deal. I need one. Hey.
Remember you know I've been saying this for a long time.
Remember the guy who won, he got him all and
(08:39):
I sent him a brand new car. It was a
die a Michael Waltrip Dikas colectable car. Nice one. It
was pretty cool. But for some reason, he was under
the impression that it would be a brand new car
that he could drive. And you've been he has chosen
to make an issue out of emailing Randy Wilts of
sus and he owns his new car. He says, oh really,
would like to work this out the easy way. But
(09:03):
you're not getting something from this, Bud. I'm surprised they
had in the podcast.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
You've been saying for years, if you could do it
under five seconds, you'd you'd give a brand new car.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
And for years, what have I been telling you?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Don't say that.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Don't say that because as soon as somebody actually does it,
they're gonna expect a new car, and you're gonna send
them some toy and they're gonna go get along.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Oh man, hello boy, and it's me.
Speaker 11 (09:27):
He ain't getting my twins.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Do some trade? Hell Jackie very much? Ah Man? Well, James, congratulations,
what are you talking to?
Speaker 6 (09:37):
Jagging?
Speaker 13 (09:37):
Now?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I learn her get at you in face. You gave it.
Thank so he understands me.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Good more than everybody if my Big Show family yours.
Thank you for listening.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Listeners. What sports coming up?
Speaker 11 (09:52):
Hello? Ricky beat shark bro? So how about you pot Liquors?
I listened to a couple other pot liquors, noted John
Boyd Philly on The Big Show. You know, I just
a guest star on the Playhouse and the official mascot
from Mister Popular the Pizza Run. That's just a tip
(10:13):
of the iceberg. What this note from John Boy? Keep
it short, son of them?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Good morning the big shows on the radio. All right,
we got what a southern morning.
Speaker 14 (10:58):
Holly, friends, Has your old lady got a little lackluster
in her waist? Is she not quite watching bargain for
a few some odd years ago? Is she's starting to
sound a whole.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Lot like this?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Turn that race off, Take out the garbage, change my ool,
know the yard? Why you gotta go fishing so much?
Sell that pick up? We drink so much beer? Spend
some time with me? Do I look fat? I'my a ring,
i'my a blouse tree?
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Bring your old lady on.
Speaker 14 (11:26):
Down and put her through our two week course of
how to act like somebody and get all them up.
And he thoughts out of her head, quicker on a
damn squirrel on a.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Bucket of cashoes.
Speaker 14 (11:32):
We'll use all sorts of proven tactics like the private
of her afternoon stories.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Hey, every time she screws up, we'll take away a pair.
Speaker 14 (11:38):
Of shoes, im it, And if worse comes to worse,
we'll drag her out in public with wet hair and
no makeup.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
No no, please, I'll be good and Failors.
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The JD's College for the Ornery Wife is one hundred
percent guaranteed. If you ain't completely satisfied, you'll be appointed
a divorce attorney and represented by Howard, a town drug
who's now practicing law legally in seven states. Rural boy's
it's easier and rotating the tars on a midsize Chevy.
We'll return your old lady a dinner, making, flow them
up and close washing sex machine.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Honey, why don't you let me bring you another beer
while you watch the race? And hey, now that I've
lost all this weight, do you mind if I vacuum naked?
That's rapt Failers, bring your old lady.
Speaker 14 (12:13):
I'm down to j D's College for the Ornery Wife.
Watcher go through the motions through our bulletproof observation glass,
and don't forget we got shotguns, but cream spinner bats,
hunting socks Mac Wheels, Nightcrawlerslawnmars, chicken broth, pack mules and
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of a lot nastyar, So what are you waiting for it?
Get you button gear and head on down to Jad's
(12:33):
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adult gift, Peyton Tackle, discount Cigarette Ali. I'm visiting our
new location in Cornelia, Georgia, next to Horny Frank's four
by four CEV Repairing Child Psychology Institute.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Do it today, Jay d j DA's Water, Southern Boy Days.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Good morning, A big show is right here on the radio.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Radio mail back letters, good letters. Get your letters, everybody only.
Speaker 10 (13:34):
Let John oh boy, alrighty that.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Letter from Gary Stump here you go get all righty
here set him down.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
This is to Hill by the way.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Dear Oliver, I'm a big show devoted fan and I
do enjoy listening to the gang's antics every day.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
You, on the other hand, are a downer.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
People write to you expecting professional advice and all you
do is be rate, belittle, and put down the very
people who seek you out.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Shame on you.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I can only guess that you, yourself are nothing but
a little lonely man living alone in a one room
apartment wondering what a real life is really like. Shame, shame, shame.
A devoted fan of the rest of the gang ps
the John Boy and Billy Grillin Sauce Rules, Oliver.
Speaker 11 (14:34):
Well, well, well, the Grillin Sauce Rules, does it?
Speaker 6 (14:43):
Well?
Speaker 11 (14:43):
Your sad, pathetic little suck up has fallen on deaf ears,
namely mine.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
So I'm a downer, am I? Well?
Speaker 11 (15:00):
Gary Stump, it's my very own grip on reality that
has made me a solitary, angry, bitter little man. You see, Gary.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Stump, My position is.
Speaker 11 (15:18):
To observe and comment. So here we go, and I
hope this makes you happy. My brother, Your letter is typical, long,
pointless and horribly misspelled, groveling on your belly like a
(15:43):
lowly snake in the dirt, just begging for attention, hoping
that someone anyone will notice you.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Oh, look at me, notice me.
Speaker 11 (15:56):
My opinions count blah blah blah blah blah. May I
just say? And I know I'm not the first Gary Stump,
will you please just shut the hell up? We get
thousands of pieces of mail each week, and who gets
(16:18):
to read these misguided, misspelled missives, these long winded, long
winding letters. I'll tell you who, Gary Stump me. And
since you seem to have all the damn answers, Gary Stump,
since you seem so blessed with keen insight, tell me
(16:39):
one thing? What have I done to deserve all this?
How would you like it, Gary Stump? If you woke
up every single day knowing that at the very best,
the very best, your day, from sun up to sundown
would be filled with the non stop bla, gathering and
(17:00):
belly aching of hapless souls such as yourselves, I dare
say you wouldn't have the stomach for it.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Why.
Speaker 11 (17:11):
I try to be patient, but sometimes it gets to
be too much like today, and I apologize. But I
guess that's just not good enough for someone like you,
because people like you can never be happy, Gary Stump.
(17:31):
Why you couldn't be tickled with a butt full of
goose feathers? The problem is you just can't see that
your miserable lot in life is your own doing. You're
like a common criminal who sits behind bars and cries
and whimpers about how it's not their fault, it was
(17:54):
their parents, their upbringing, or their stupid, stupid lawyer, always
looking for someone else to blame. Well, be a man,
Gary Stump. Blame the person who deserves the blame. Blame yourself,
(18:16):
and once you've accepted the blame, you'll be ready to
move on. You'll be ready to help others who were
once in your shoes. You can reach out your hand
and bring these lost souls together, Gary Stump. And when
you have them all assembled, hit them all in the
head with a baseball bat and start all over.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Again and have a nice death. Good morning, you got
a big show on already. More chances for you to
win coming up after your news Weather Sports.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
This is Connery, Sean Connery.
Speaker 9 (19:00):
And you might think that I'm just another sophisticated yet
rugged Scottish movie star, and you'd be right. What's my secret?
The truth is I can't start my day without listening
to the Big Show with John Boy and Billy crush Me.
They're a lot funnier than Doctor Noan Blofeld.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. We're
coming up on John Moore Jeopardy Time. If you don't
plagu an emails at the Big Show dot Com go
away to say Jackie said.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Jackie was at me all right.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
It's hard to sound that friendly in an email, but
I think they.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Get the other.
Speaker 12 (20:08):
Do you need some more time out of the house.
I'm telling you too much thinking going on there?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Well, man, I ain't been feeling good. Listen my voice. Man,
my sister worried to death about me.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
Oh that's not exactly a recent innovation, if you think
about it.
Speaker 12 (20:24):
I just wish y'all could have seen the look he
threw at me after he said my sister been worried
about me, and he gave me that.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
So you're not, are you?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
I don't know what kind of looks you're reading into me.
You did this, all right?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Let me show you what you did. My sister's all
worried about me.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
See somebody is, and you know all he's going to
do is set the indoors and.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Think, oh, well, I'm hitting the couch. He's going to
land the couch with his little with his new little Larry,
his little uh voice recorder. I've been thinking I get
one of those phone calls this weekend, I'll take the
gas pipe.
Speaker 12 (21:05):
And he's got a brand new TV in the house
that on occupying the shiny big one.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yes, yeah, sitting on the table out in front of
the fireplace. But you know you can't hide money. Yeah, bit,
I can't see the fireplace.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
A nice design job.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
By the way, Hey look there's another one of those
looks the other way.
Speaker 12 (21:28):
I spent the whole afternoon with White and Delbert putting
that thing together.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
It looks nice.
Speaker 12 (21:34):
While I was wrangling Maddie, the youngest child in the
Isley household, who can't wait to get to the buttons.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You know, here are the TV's and it's got to
be income. Maddie sitting there watching it. It's a blank screen,
but the sound is old. So you got sound but
no picture. Yeah, fifty six inches of sound. And if
I could get the picture back on it, oh Mann
already statement, I ain't gonna talk to you.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I'm going to Bay then next morning.
Speaker 12 (22:01):
Wait, I'm sorry, I mean it didn't work. I mean,
you know, new technology, you gotta get me smarter than
the TV.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
It's just more headaches, you know, don't figure out stuff. Yes,
a pictures not on yeah, man, it was no way
to fix it.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
But then Maddy did before he went to school, did.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
He turned it off and turned it back off?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Changed the input? Oh whatever, Anyway, I'm looking forward to watch.
I heard for like three weeks you're gonna give me
a TV or not? David? Did you give me a
call me six times? You get my TV?
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Yet?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
They've ordered it.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
It's coming and I can't make the truck come.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I know, so imagine I was all built up. Sit down,
watch them TV. It's not your fault. It's not all right.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Well I've worked for two weeks.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Is Randy building up? This thing is big TV. It
does everything but fly.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
You know what Johnny Waite's you keep putting him off
and putting my Cord's gonna get upset.
Speaker 13 (23:05):
Sit there and act surprise, idiot, it was high five.
Why the hell do you have to be so critical?
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Right?
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Good morning, everybody got a big show right here on
the radio. All right, it is John Boy Jepity time.
First a review yesterday's question. Chances are you have some
in your fridge right now. But as you know, it
was the first food probably permitted by law, to have
artificial coloring, and it was not Michael Jackson jerky.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Not Michael Jackson jerky.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
It was butter. Butter. The natural color of butter is white.
For some reason, they wanted it to be yellow yellow,
which is totally opposite from snow cream. What we're talking about.
All right, So here we go to today's question. While
men in America don't wear them as often as they
(24:02):
used to, men who wear them in some parts of
Iran can be thrown in jail. What is Chad little
T shirt? No way, it's the other way around.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
I'm sorry, Chad little T shirt?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
What do y'all think?
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
One eight hundred, big show. You're told, free line, we'll
start a color nine, go to get a winter. If
you ain't got nothing better to do, we'd love to
have you. And if you do have something better do
we still love that we would.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Let's do it now.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah, it's a big show on the radio, moving around
the bottom of the gour that is yes, live across America.
Head pretty.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
I know a man who's especially proud of his Dick
Trickle T shirt but still refuses to wear the matching underwear.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
He's shun Barr. Don't go about my dancing bartle like that.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
Is that.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Good morning to Rick from on CALLI, Florida.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Good morning, Rick, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
How's everything going with you?
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Buddy? Going pretty good?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Alrighty Rick. While men in America don't wear them as
often as they used to, men who wear them in
some parts of Iran can be thrown in jail.
Speaker 15 (25:34):
I want to change my answer.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
All right, what you got, buddy, I'm gonna say, socks,
show us sucks.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Take him away.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
They're tough, they may not be quite that tough. All right, buddy,
I have a good day. Thanks for playing. Lisa out
of Cleveland, Tennessee, is up. Good morning Lisa.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Her name is Lee, So yeah, all right, Lisa, what
are you thinking?
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I'm gonna say hat.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Show us a hat? Oh no, they do have hat.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
They got like weird kind of hass. Remember Sargy Wargy
brought us one. Ratshall was playing it when we were
playing Pool. Was wearing it when was playing Pool. Actually
looked looks like a wool frisbee.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
They look like a blown up mushroom. I give him
a break.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's hard to find a hat fit that big old haad. Lisa,
Thanks for playing with us this morning. Yeah you too, sweetie.
Right just go to Charlie out of Easily, South Carolina. Hello, Charlie,
how you doing down? Boy doing good?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Man?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Charley is sitting there thinking what you got.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Buddy, I'm saying, tight fitting jeans, tight fitting jeans?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Abdu they have.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
To have a hat.
Speaker 9 (26:54):
They usually have a.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Beard, so they couldn't been any of that. So yeah,
I'm kind of like American eyes. Yeah, because I call
the western thing there. Yeah, we called disco Charley. Thanks
for playing baby all right? Thank you, I mean man,
(27:15):
And for that we got Kathy from I some Kentucky
is up now say hello baby, hello baby, Hello? Have
they got right with you?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Black birds?
Speaker 6 (27:28):
I'm gonna get out?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Should call.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Take my wolves?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Do not discourage baby dollars from attempting my Daytonal yell
please you're so pretty?
Speaker 11 (27:47):
No, I think I got the am what you got?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Kathy?
Speaker 6 (27:54):
I got tie?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Show us tie you you are.
Speaker 14 (28:03):
I'm talking home, that's me, that's me.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Oh wow, yes, Kathy neckties?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Neckties?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Now why do you think they told them in jail?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Is that because it's americanized? Like I was talking about, Kathy,
you got the big old prize baggage. Maybe look at
you the toast of isommer Kentucky. Alright, I'm happy about that.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Oh he got it? Ill get you?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
What do you everything? Good morning? You got the Big
show on the radio. More chances for you to win
coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 11 (28:46):
Oh oh, I didn't know, I didn't see. This is
Professor Movin handed day, head of oh, head of the
Big Show, Science in History division. And you're listening to
two boys who are destined to be history don Boy
and Billy on the Big Show. Yo. When I say
(29:07):
they will be history, I didn't need to apply a
naked give.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
I simply meant that they.
Speaker 11 (29:13):
Oh what did I mean?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
A big show is right here on the radio. Another
letter here, this is this job Boy and Billy. Last
week I had a big adventure at eighteen WHEE learned
my car tried to occupy the same space at the
same time.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
How does that work? Not too good?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I actually escaped with minor car modifications. By the time
I got home, my wife was spending my life insurance
and singing that eighteen wheel song. So for my wife,
please play the eighteen wheel song.
Speaker 6 (30:12):
Love you?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Meaning Captain Tim die Haye delivered the Ordinance company. So
there you go.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
So how about it?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Hey, what let's do it? Get it. Let's call it
eighteen wheels.
Speaker 15 (30:21):
I want everybody to throw yourself into it and sing along.
I know all you shut ins and people in prison.
I'd like to be sing along here. Oh one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
ten eleven, twelve thirty more seventy eighteen wheels, on and
make regular.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I want to hear you.
Speaker 15 (30:37):
Oh ares one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine eleven twelve thirty four seventy eighteen wheels.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
And they're rolling bowling bowling.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Let's back them up here.
Speaker 15 (30:48):
Oh, there's eighteen seventeen, sixteen, fifteen, fourteen, thirteen, twelve, ninety four, six, five, four,
three two one.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Even numbers, old airs, two horse.
Speaker 15 (31:00):
Ten fourteen sixteen eighteen wheels, and they're rolling rolling.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
And half sergon.
Speaker 15 (31:08):
Oh there's one and F three, four and F six
seven and F nine to twelve thirteen fifteen six f
eighteen wheels there, and they're.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Rolling roll numbers. Oh there's one.
Speaker 16 (31:21):
Three, five, seven, nine eleven seven wheels and they're rolling
rolling roll Roman numerals.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Oh, there's my.
Speaker 17 (31:35):
IV V V I I I X x x i,
x i I x i v xv x v i
x me I actually.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
I wheels.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Gener rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling roll Medieval German.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Oh, the kettles, one at number, and they're rolling, Roland, Moland,
rolland Mol. Roman numerals backward.
Speaker 17 (32:08):
Oh, there's x b I, x b I, x b
I x b x i v x i x i
I x i x i x v i I v
i I v I v I v.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
I i I
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Roman Roman Roman Roman Roman
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