March 19, 2025 • 47 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we track down the source of an annoying squeal we’ve had in the studio for the past few days.. - Morgan Freeman is totally selling out to commercialism.. - Tater has updates on Tatertainment News - and What to Watch.. - Nervel T. Wheeler stops by for some coffee and a chat.. - Carl Childers and that big girl from the Dollar Tree workshop some jokes about the NFL.. - Mad Max tries to set some ground rules for giving shout-outs on the Big Show.. - and Carl tries to describe John Boy’s entourage…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear
the Big Show?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Joe Home?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
No, I'm just using his vernacular.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
So this is a little deal we had yesterday. I
remember piercing my brain with that sound. It looks like
when I turned jackiees my god.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
It was okay, Yeah, it was my headphones. Y'all wonder
why I don't want to be on the ed.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
You know, the headphones is to listen to yourself. Now
you tell me over there talking in.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
To it, to listen to it like they're like they're
speakers on the Thank you tay.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
Her head.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You see this long black thing right in front of youdface.
All right, don't get her all work.
Speaker 8 (01:52):
He knows what he's doing.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I ain't playing with you'all.
Speaker 8 (01:54):
I'm gone, goodbye.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
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more than it's a big shoe on the radio. I know, man,
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Speaker 2 (02:34):
Three dates in history where we're got our categories. It
was nineteen thirty one Nevada legalized gambling. Is that when
bugs is seagull went out there and started the whole
Vegas thing for.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
The mob shortly after it became legal, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Thirty one. Nineteen thirty one, oh seven, Naomi Campbell showed
up in New York City's Department of Sanitation to begin
a week sweeping building. Oh that was her community service
for tossing her phone at her maid's head.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
She just kind of stayed under the radar since then.
I don't think she's lashed out of it.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Was she a supermodel?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yes, so she missed.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
The maid that I don't know. I think she hit her.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
It says a bill of tossing a phone at her
maid's head. Did you use that word tighter when you
were putting it down on paper. That's the way I figured,
that's the way to do it. They try to.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Maybe it wasn't that bad. She didn't like wind up.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
There's a she said, she said, kind of thing. So
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I tossed it. I didn't eave it.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You can tell titter didn't come up with that because
it spelled correctly.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Tossing.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I don't know, but she's very clever.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Let's see how my phone does.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh, I was just talking about a maid for this category. There,
I made dum duck goose. And finally, twenty twelve, Wendy's
overtook Burger King to become the second best selling Hamburger chain,
well behind of course. You know what it is McDougall's. Now, okay,
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got the same book. That was a was that coming
to America? Bright Eddie Murher.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
That's right, yeah, ripped off everything.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, all right, damn well, I think we've done it.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Oh gosh, we have.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
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told free Line, come on, we'll play out birds next.
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Good Wednesday morning. Glad to have you big show. I mean,
I'm glad you have our big show on your radio.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
I think they know.
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number one.
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Speaker 10 (06:06):
Let's say hey to James from Philippi, West Virginia.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
We shoots that for the Apostle Ball wrote philibriums.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Hey James, Hello buddy PHILIPI that's Philippie, ain't it, buddy, Philip?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Philip Philip? All right? Man Iz didn't that right? Tom?
And when you say Philippi better Philip I Fillip?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
All right, James.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Let's get you through these three categories and get you
that wife more a lawnmowers in five seconds. Three gambling games,
ready to.
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three task of a maid ready to go clean backing, Wow,
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burger King, Wendy and wow, that's.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
A finally record time out of every Chanson fellow Pool,
my boy and the prize pack. Head up to you, James, Grid, Joe,
all right, thank you, yeah bu bottom of the hour
Taboo News. On the other side, we started our.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Morgan Freeman celebration.
Speaker 11 (07:40):
Is wearing Bubba Wallace's hat out in Vegas, so we
do right, good morning, It's a.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Big Shaw on the radio Wednesday morning. Tomorrow we'll catch
up with I'm man Doug Rice. Nice carboy is gonna
go down the Homestead, Miami for the race this weekend.
Coming back from Vegas. They had old Josh Berry winning
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about Josh what do we think about Josh coming in
there and dog off he didn't. And you see Morgan
Freeman there, of course, Michael Jordan on Bubba Wallace's team,
Michael and Denny the number twenty three, Morgan wearing the
Bubba Wallace hats. All right, man, bobbing his ease up
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and more. You got some good ideas and he'll probably
advertise anything like.
Speaker 12 (09:06):
This the world has changed. The challenges we face today
are like nothing we've ever faced before. They call it
the new normal, but this feels different. We're the makers
of a product and or service. We've been part of
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your life for an impressive sounding amount of time. Our
product and our service has always been there, sharing your
hopes and your dreams, and now, more than ever, we're
here for you. Unless we're temporarily closed down. Right now,
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we might be offering online ordering or curbside pickup. See
if we have some kind of app for your phone
that might work, and remember, we're all in this together.
We'll be right beside you all the way. Well, not
right beside, at least not for a while.
Speaker 13 (10:11):
Each of us is.
Speaker 12 (10:12):
Ready to do our part. Our part is to keep
reminding you that our product and or service is a
very important part of your life, so that when you're
actually able to buy and or use our product and
or service again, you'll see us as essential and buying
our product and or service will seem like your own
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special gift to the world. That feeling is our gift
to you. We don't just sell a product and or service.
We're the company that makes a particular product and a service.
Did I already say we're here for you because we are.
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People are the reason we make and or do what
we make and order. Oh and family, we sho had
mentioned family, people and family a message from the makers
of a product and or service people, people, family, family.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Good Wednesday morning, big shows on a radio. Well, there's
always something exciting happening in beautiful little Dismal Secret, South Carolina.
And here to tell us all about it is the
mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin coup Fiddle Swoop. Good morning,
mister mayor, Good morning John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
So what's happening in Dismal Seepach? Red exactly has written?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Well done, John Boy.
Speaker 10 (12:09):
Well, we and Dismal Seepach are never shy about trying
new things and exploring new territory. Uh oh, what the
hell is that supposed to be?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
You usually say that right before announcing something really weird
or offbeat.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Ha ha ha.
Speaker 10 (12:24):
Well, the smart money would say, why don't you just
shut the hell up and wait to hear what we're
doing before you start sounding the alarms?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Okay, all right, you're right, please continue.
Speaker 10 (12:34):
I'm proud to announce the first annual dismal seepage scaborama.
A salute to those miraculous protective layers of dried blood
and tissue scabarama. What happened in booger Puloosavop. Just remember, folks,
if it wasn't for the brave little scab, there'd be
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nothing to stop blood loss and infection. Okay, feel pretty
stupid now, don't you. Well I was gonna ask you
the same thing as always. The scab Rama Weekend begins
with a big parade down Main Street. The Shriners will,
of course beyond hand. They'll have their little cars done
up like scabs, covered in a latex coding. Festival goers
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will be able to pick the scabs off the cars
for fun and prizes.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Well that's kind of cool.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Well that's kind of cool. Shut up.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
We'll have the Anthony Fauci Gain a function community college
marching band playing old favorites, and our grand Marshall is
the famous daredevil skid Mark Knievel, whose body is usually
sixty to seventy five percent scab at any given time.
Speaker 13 (13:42):
Yeah, not very good.
Speaker 10 (13:44):
We'll have some fun games, including big cash prizes for
the biggest scab, the most scabs, and the most unusual scab. Now,
did you know is a little fyi? Did you know
that I've got a scab that looks exactly like the
Dali Lama.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
But you wouldn't think of entering to win a prize,
cause that would be a I'm flaking of interest. Right.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
We've got lots of games for the kiddos, including scabbledy winks.
Wait a minute, what is scabbldy wings. Well, it's just
like tiddley winks, except to youse scams. Wow, that seems
a tad unsanitary. Well, no need to worry, John Boy.
They'll be wearing rubber gloves. Really well they will.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Now, big mouth.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
Celebrity stalker nosy Nate Nowicki is bringing his collection of
scabs of the rich and famous. See everything from Harrison
Ford's booboo to Justin Timberlake's aUI. And don't forget about
the food, cause nothing gives you an appetite like a
weekend full of scabs.
Speaker 13 (14:39):
We'll have Polish Pete.
Speaker 10 (14:41):
Stood truck on hand serving crispy, crunchy, deep fried scabbage
rolls disgusting. Dave Dingleberry will be serving scab ries and
for the kids, cherry flavored jello pudding scabskins. Basically those
are just putting skins, and none of them are actually
made with real scabs though.
Speaker 13 (14:58):
Right sure to stay for the closing night concerts.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
There'll be all kinds of picking and grinnin with Rugburn
Ronda and her road Rash Ramblers singing all their hits
like I'll pick it if I feel like it, but
it itches, and of course it smells infected, but it
looks okay. All provided by a generous grant from the
World Health Organization.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
So what was your cud?
Speaker 10 (15:23):
So come on down to the big dismal Seepach Scabarama Festival.
You couldn't pick a better way to spend the weekend.
Rugburn Ronda is a big.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Girl and she go to hill.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Good morning, there's a big show radio.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
Helly, you plndsy premise here.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily deuce of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lands, John Boy and Billy right here
on the big show. You know, I hate to break
it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees. Who well I thought it was by.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
It will make seawing the radio for your Wednesday March
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little Miranda, Randa's daughter is thirty four years old today, girl,
fellow father.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
See because I'm only thirty eight.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I'm crazy Now you're not talking proshiyes so had the
little apple genius didn't fall far from the bush twins?
Thank you. Happy birthday, Miranda. Yeah that's awesome. Baby a
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Speaker 4 (18:17):
Wh I thank you.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
You know, we were talking about it during What to Watch?
Some things that are streaming right Well, there's a there's
a movie that went straight to Netflix because the movie
the movie company didn't think it would do very well
in the theaters. And it is a movie with Millie
Bobby Brown and Chris Pratt. Millie Bobby Brown.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Mill right, No, I'm familiar with Chris.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I like him.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
So it's called The Electric State and it's a sci
fi flick that hit Netflix over the weekend. It costs
three hundred and twenty million dollars to make this. ES
and Universal Studios realized that the movie was a flop
before it even hit, had made a deal with Netflix
instead of a theatrical release. According to Showbiz for one one,
you know what, I.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Think they saw me. They must do it.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
If you've been three hundred and twenty million or some
new test audiences. Oh, you know, to see it, and
so that's how they can tell, wow, this might not
be good.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
Three out of every four movie critics that attended the
preview screenings have disliked The Electric State. Uh, and the
film now stands with the rating of just twenty three
percent rotten Tomatoes. So I don't know yet about the
numbers since it's debut on Netflix.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
But is that you trust, you know, like the rotten tomatoes?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Is that a good side to see what rotten Tomatoes
is because it's got a lot of you know, regular
people weighing.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
That's what I was wondered about when they showed these movies.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
It was like just credits, get to see it, or
they need to have regular people because you know, we
like a lot of stuff the critics, right right, yeah,
oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
So sometimes you can listen to the critics and then
you're like, how could they have gotten it so wrong?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I loved it?
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Or do they think they're going to make some money
off there.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
I don't think they think they're going to get the
three I don't know how much Netflix paid them. That's
the one thing I didn't find it. So if it
cost them three hundred and twenty and they thought it'd be,
they'd get some of their money back by just selling
it to Netflix.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
So I don't know, I don't know. WI shall see.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
I know I don't like his hair in this movie,
but that's just I haven't I haven't see anything. Oh,
it's just kind of shaggy and he's got like a
real big seventies mustache.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
It was not a braidy perm like Mike Brady.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Pert a wave. He's got some wave in it. Later
this month, Will sik at.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
You girl about haircuts.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
What is happening?
Speaker 6 (20:32):
He looks silky and it looks like it smells kids.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
All those boys moved out of your house.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
So later this month Will Smith will drop his first
album in twenty years.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
It's based on a true story. That's the name of it.
Based on a true story.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Arrives on Friday, March twenty eighth, according to Hollywood Reporter.
So we'll see, we'll see how the how the crowd
receives him with this.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Has he been on a hanging back since?
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Yeah, he's been Yeah, although he did make an appearance
one of the Award shows.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
What does his hair look like.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Is cut very short.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Hey.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
A judge ruled that Prince Harry's visa application must be
made public. We'll find out more later this week. But
the Conservative credit card, the conservative group called the Heritage
Foundation alleges that Harry was not truthful on his immigration
paperwork about his history with illegal drugs, which could be
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disqualifying because Harry admitted in his books Spare, he admitted
to using cocaine, marijuana, and magic mushrooms. According to Sky News,
so a loophole that they kicked.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
The prince out.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Wow, you remember President of Barack Obama?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Because kick me out?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Cool?
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Look I got a mushroom right here.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
What's up, guys, what's up?
Speaker 9 (22:08):
What's up?
Speaker 14 (22:11):
So?
Speaker 6 (22:11):
Michelle Obama said that something that Barack does it gets
on her nerves is that he moves on his uh
native Hawaii's island time. Michelle and her brother have a
podcast called I m O In My Opinion. Michelle said
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that her daughters have adapted her to her punctuality and
they've learned how to snap to it.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Not so much Barack.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
When it's time to leave, she said.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Quote, he would be getting up and going to the bathroom.
I was like, dude, a three o'clock departure means you've
done all that. Don't start looking for your glasses at
the departure time. End quote.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
According to The New York.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Do you have any letters?
Speaker 6 (23:01):
They look great, just great to get you remember what
it was like having a teenage son in the house.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Ben Affleck told his thirteen year old son that if
he really wanted a six thousand dollar pair of deor
Air Jordan one sneakers, to go mow more lawns.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
For six grands, six grands.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
It's reported by CNBC that Ben is trying to teach
his children the value of money by earning their allowance.
So Sam told his dad, but we have the money, duh,
which Ben replied, quote, I have the money.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
You're broke. You're gonna go find a six thousand dollars
yard mode.
Speaker 10 (23:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
So my question to Ben is why take him to
a sneaker convention where they're showing nothing but six thousand
up sneakers.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
And be like, oh, those are too expensive?
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Like what? But anyway, he's kid, Sam, He's always doing
He's trying to, you know, drive the he gets in
the fancy race cars or sports cars when they're looking
at cars. When he and Joe were out looking, he's
thirteen now.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
He was like he was like eleven. Then he got
it behind the wheels like.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Car I got three years. They gonna get his license.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
He puts him like in a civic that'd be nice.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, there's new Jordan's yes's all right, thank you very much, Marson. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy
review yesterday's question. We found out nearly ninety percent of
the population of Canada lives within one hundred miles of
this and that is the US border. Yes, it is
all right. Today is John Boy Jeopardy? Well, this US
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state has more swimming pools than any other state in America.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
I can only come up with the state of confusion.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
What ain't under Big Show?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
You told free Line. We played John Boy Jeopardy next
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eh Wednesday Morning Home Day, March nineteen, twenty twenty five,
with our feature track for The Big Show mid Box
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Carl on Touraine. I'm gonna hit the mid box at
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yes live across America. It's John Boyd, Jeffery and now
your host. You know, he really doesn't have much of
an entourage anymore these days. His back goes out more
than he does. He John Boyne close back down as
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they had a Jeff out of Troy, Alabama. Good morning, Jeff,
but we are doing good. And Jeff, you got the
first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy. So looking for the
looking for the US state that has more swimming pools
than any other state in America. State state has to
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be has to be Florida. It has to be Florida,
even though that Florida's oceans on Atlantic and then the
golf and then okay, show us Florida off.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Of America GOLFA.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I bet they have changed out on a lot of
maps or different different ones.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
I guess they can put they won't.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
That's somewhere they have.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Man, that's awesome. Well, Jeb, look at you.
Speaker 11 (27:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
So even though Florida is more than eighty miles from
the ocean, which is not far like at any point.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I mean you picture Florida, the peninsula, we all have it.
There are more than one million pools.
Speaker 13 (27:14):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Oh, it's kind of warm down there.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah, afull hot.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Not everybody likes sand in the bathing suit, so.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
You know, yes, sir, we'll Yeah, glad you won my bud.
You hang on, Jack, can.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Hook you up for say?
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Can I give a shout out real quick?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yes, sir, I need my wife.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
She's a school teacher.
Speaker 10 (27:33):
Her name is Barbara. She teaches ever a Banks Middle
School in Banks, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Man, that is awesome. We have had some runs and
some teachers here lady, and that's awesome.
Speaker 11 (27:43):
Man.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
We appreciate y'all. Will you have you kiss you teach
your wife right on the mouth.
Speaker 10 (27:49):
Yes, sir, I give her one right now.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Oh, cool on, hang out.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Look at you knew who's right on the other side
of tom capsule but the smart sixteenth and then oh normal,
tell you wailer in the city.
Speaker 15 (28:08):
How this is the award winning John Boy and Billie
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Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
Juggle. Ede Bugley did d I'm old and I hate women.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Old.
Speaker 16 (29:00):
In my day, we didn't have to deal with any
bathroom hogging, non stop nagging PMS and pissing, moaning, life
shortening misery magnets called women. Oh sure they were around,
But in the good old days, we knew how to
deal with them.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
We were a lot smarter in those days.
Speaker 16 (29:20):
We kept him out back in cages like hamsters, and
only took him out for cooking and cleaning and breeding
and fishing the rattlesnakes out of the outhouse. And when
you got tired of the one you had, you hitched
her up to the wagon and had a pullia into
town on a Saturday night to the swamp.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
Meet, and you traded with your neighbor.
Speaker 16 (29:41):
And if you wanted to go hunting or fishing down
to the local beard joint, you didn't have to ask
your woman. You're told her. And if you didn't come
home that night, that was your business. You just made
sure to put some papers down in case she had
an accident. And then she missed the papers and duty
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on the floor. You had to teach her a lesson.
So you made her roll it up and smoke it,
and she got brown lung and hacked up button nuggets
for a fortnight, wooped, de dude, look at me, I'm
the proud owner of a poop smoking she devil rattlesnake wrangler,
Oh happy day.
Speaker 8 (30:21):
And we liked it, we loved it, And of course
she never thank you, because that she was a woman,
and they're known for being ungrateful.
Speaker 16 (30:35):
She was ungrateful that you spent all that time building
a coop for her to sleep in so she could
get out of the rain and stay warm in the winter.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
She was ungrateful when you went and spent your.
Speaker 16 (30:45):
Heart earned money on a brand new harness so she
could be comfortable when she was pulling the plow. She
was ungrateful when you bought her some new kitchen cleaver
so she didn't have to bite the.
Speaker 8 (30:57):
Heads off the chickens anymore. But did she ever say
thank you?
Speaker 16 (31:02):
Hell to the No, that's what all your generosity and
hard work got you, dingle dangy do look at me,
I'm wasting my life on an uppery farm, halfer with
feathers in a deal and Louia. Then one day a
bunch of candy ass closet cases got together and said, hey,
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maybe we are to treat women better.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Better how.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
So they started letting them bathe and wear clues.
Speaker 16 (31:38):
Before you knew what everybody was doing it, All that
kind of gentler crap went to their heads.
Speaker 8 (31:43):
Soon they were sleeping indoors.
Speaker 16 (31:46):
And learning to use the bathroom and going to the
doctor when.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
They got sick.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
From there, things went downhill faster than Sonny Bono fell
from town.
Speaker 16 (32:00):
Old Krusty Underwood took his ball and chain to the
library one time. Well, she found out about books and.
Speaker 8 (32:09):
Learned to read.
Speaker 16 (32:10):
Then they started having secret meetings, and pretty soon all
the mouthy mamas in town were reading. Then came voting
and driving, and then they went and demanded to be.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Paid for working.
Speaker 8 (32:26):
Paid for working.
Speaker 16 (32:30):
It's the end of civilization, we thought, but at least
it wouldn't get me worse.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
And we was wrong.
Speaker 16 (32:39):
Pretty soon they invented women's lib All of a sudden,
all the ugly girls were making a big broad bonfire,
unleashing their droopy bloss muffins on the world.
Speaker 8 (32:52):
Then they started demanding to be paid what a man
would make.
Speaker 16 (32:55):
For the same job, which was a crime because everyone
knows that women were in theory, but now you couldn't
say it because it was politically incorrect and we might
make a mad and they'd abandon the porn industry and
destroy the Internet. And add insult to injury is the
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final indignation that pinch Face big legged, screeching bandsheet. Hillary
Clinton ran for PRESI dans great googly moogli. And here
we are today, looking back at what a wonderful world
this could have been if only we'd been smart enough
to keep them in their places. Head out of our faces,
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flippery floppity flu Look at me. I'm a big, dumb,
nuted moron who threw away paradise on earth.
Speaker 8 (33:44):
So Oprah could tell me what a rotten sob I
hate women, John Boy.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
And Billiess broke this.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Morning radio dumb right, Good morning, Big Show is on
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the radio. Well, used to think our next guest stop
by cause he liked us, But I'm starting to think
it just comes in for the coffee. Let's find out together,
shall we. Let's welcome back to the Big Show, nervel
Tea Wheelers.
Speaker 10 (34:42):
Hey there, John Boy, hear what you said about I
mean just to coming in for the coffee that ain't
nicker tall.
Speaker 13 (34:49):
I also come in for the snack.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Okay, I'll stand corrected. So what brings you into town today?
Speaker 10 (34:55):
Well, I'm headed over to that there big pet shop
down the street and stuck up on some Did you
get a new dog?
Speaker 3 (35:01):
No, No, nothing like that.
Speaker 10 (35:03):
I was not farting around the barn there, and I
thought I heard something. Of course, my hairing ain't quite
what it used to be, But sure enough, there's a
little tabby kitten. He started to follow me all over
the place. I never did see a mama, so I
decided it might be nice to have a little company.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Have you named him?
Speaker 10 (35:20):
Yeah, I sure did. His name is Liberaci. The why
Liberachi on account of he's the pianist. That's why I'm
going to the pet store. I gotta give me a
litter box. No, I never was much of a cat person. There,
I say, thousands of years ago, cats has worshiped as gods.
Speaker 13 (35:36):
They tell me.
Speaker 10 (35:37):
Problem is the cat's never forgot it. They say cats
don't have owners, they just got servants. Well that's the truth,
always reckon. The cats were more of a pet for women.
Women love cats. But there's the thing. Cats is independent.
They don't listen, They sure don't come when you call them,
and they stay out all night, and then when they
do come home, all they want to do is eat, sleep,
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and be left alone.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
All the things.
Speaker 13 (35:59):
Women hating a man, they loving a cat.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
What's fair?
Speaker 13 (36:05):
Wow, I'm having me a ball with.
Speaker 10 (36:06):
The old little Liberazi there sometimes I let him ride
in the truck with me. I had a hankering for
a whiskey drunk the other day, so I grabbed little
Liberazzi and I put headed to the water and hold
out by my house.
Speaker 11 (36:17):
There.
Speaker 10 (36:18):
I put him up on my shoulder and we went
and sat at the bar. The bartender says, hey, Nerve,
do you know where's the cat on your shoulder? I said, yeah,
what about it? I always have a cat on my
shoulder on Mondays. Bartender says, but today it's Tuesday.
Speaker 13 (36:32):
I said, is it?
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Lord?
Speaker 4 (36:34):
I must look like it did.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
So, Nerve, you ever had a cat before?
Speaker 6 (36:40):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (36:40):
Yeah, I had a cat, Old Ponsy. I called him
that because he was always scheming. After my third wife
passed on, I shacked up with this water woman for
a while. She did not like Ponsy, and the feeling
was mutual. One day she took Ponsy a boyut a
mile down the road there and turned him loose. But
by the time she got back home, he's walking up
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a driveway. So she took him two mile down the
road and turned him loose. By the time she got home,
Old Ponsey's sitting on the sidewalk. So she grabbed him,
drove him about thirty miles away, up into the forest
in the middle of nowhere, and put him out. About
three hours later, she called me. She says, hey, is
the cat there? I said, yeah, Ponsey sitting here on
the porch with me. She says, well, put him on
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the phone.
Speaker 13 (37:23):
I need directions.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Does she make it back?
Speaker 13 (37:27):
No, Ponsey hung up on her. Oh lord, I missed
that old cat. Her not so much. Well, I gotta
get back. I gotta take Liberzi to his class.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
The class.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Yeah, oh yeah, he's smart.
Speaker 13 (37:39):
He's a math tutor.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
Now.
Speaker 13 (37:40):
I asked him what two minus two was. He didn't
say nothing. You gotta nurture that kind of genius. You
gotta get him young ten four. Hey, listen, you mind
if I give me a refill?
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Yeh help myself much of blige?
Speaker 13 (37:53):
Well, you keep you saddle old and your gun greased
and holler if and you need.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Me, good morning to beg is on your radio.
Speaker 17 (38:01):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
my life. The sun's belly up, there's full everywhere, flying
through the air, round blights and bulls and hands.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
People eat it.
Speaker 8 (38:09):
With their fingers, their feet, other people's feet. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 17 (38:13):
OI with a spreads, you can't imagine ribs and chickens
and biscuits and whole pigs and a great big sticky.
Speaker 8 (38:19):
That's what it's like at the John Boy a Bully
Pig show. It's a buffet from start to finish. There
should be a cover charge.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 17 (38:24):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for you faded like cleaning bill over my head.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
You canna eat that. Good morning, there's a big show
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on the radio. Shut up, Josh Barr. Congratulation at Josh
only win in Vegas. Oh, Morgan Freeman wearing this Bubba
Wallace hat. Alright, Morgan, welcome to our sport of Nascar.
Been the celebrating this top ten Liz.
Speaker 18 (39:22):
Today's make Sure top ten list, the top ten John
Boy catchphrases that would sound a lot cooler if Morgan
Freeman was saying, Number ten.
Speaker 12 (39:34):
It's time for wordy word, wordy words. Number nine, who
wants to win my wonderful thing of the week. Number
eight Pearl's been dragging a butt across the carpet again.
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Number seven, Grab your scripts and covey your nips. Quiet
on the set and action Number six. The town may
be small, but the news is huge. Number five. The
great ones don't know they're great. Number four, Oh, I
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got a feeling. We got a couple of spouses fixing.
Speaker 8 (40:21):
There, go at it.
Speaker 12 (40:25):
Number three and now actual blooper is from church bulletins.
Speaker 8 (40:33):
Number two what are they gonna do?
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Fire me?
Speaker 8 (40:39):
And the number one John boy Ism.
Speaker 14 (40:41):
That's better with Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 12 (40:44):
Ooh wah ooh wahua.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Good morning, got the Big Sea on the radio. Yeah,
celebrating the off season. Carolina Panthers have no I lost
the game in a few weeks since we were talking
about yesterday.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
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and Stay Blue alright, here we go.
Speaker 12 (41:34):
And now it's storytelling with your host, Carl Chilters.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Hey, young boy, Hey go Hello Feller, Hey Carl, born
of mister Anson. Hey Jaki, Hey Carl, you can't tell
me like you big girl in there? We have, I
hear she in Hey me and Melinda. We decided to
send that. A bunch of jokes we did on the
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college football went over so well. We feel like we
pretty much nailed it.
Speaker 14 (42:06):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
So we we got some professional football jokes for you,
and you want to hear them.
Speaker 14 (42:14):
Yeah, not professional jokes about football, but jokes about professional football.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
I think they got it. I let to why you
set over here next to the little fella? I think
she plump? Sweet on you, little fella, Hi, billy, I.
Speaker 14 (42:31):
Hope you don't mimmy sitting here and I'm not sweet
on you.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
I like you all right.
Speaker 14 (42:38):
The Carl and I are kind of an item. I
think most people already know they did you understand the
part about us telling jokes about professional football.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
Not the other way around.
Speaker 14 (42:51):
I just wanted to be clear in case some folks
got confused.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
That happens.
Speaker 14 (42:57):
I know, I get confused sometimes I get real confused.
Like when we change the clocks for daylight savings. I
can never remember which way to change the clocks on kind.
I always fall forwards instead of backwards. I think it's
something to do with my fate hurt. Did I ever
(43:19):
tell you about my fate hurt? My faith hurt? Now?
I think my faith heart helps me get confused.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
She can get confused sometimes. I hope it don't spill
over in our little skid here. You ready, yeah, all right?
Then go ahead, john boy, you do the introduction. You
don't call her that big girl.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
That's bringing your headliners, Carl and Melinda?
Speaker 3 (43:53):
All right? What's upon a time?
Speaker 11 (43:58):
Am?
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Seven doors? He's in marching jun the forest. One day
they tripped and fell into a deep dark hole. Some
folks calls it a chance of My case, it a hole.
Speaker 14 (44:09):
Snow White laned over the edge and called out to him,
say something so I know you're live.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
One of them little door voices hollered back. The Carolina
Panthers are Super Bowl contenders.
Speaker 14 (44:25):
Snow White yelled back, dopey, Did anyone else make it?
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Melinda? What did New York Jets missed their flight for
the Big Game because.
Speaker 14 (44:41):
They got stuck on a broken escalator.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
I think you didn't tell that one run.
Speaker 14 (44:50):
I think I was supposed to say they got stuck.
Speaker 5 (44:54):
I got confused.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
If you see a New Orleans Saints fan on a bicycle,
why shouldn't you swerve to hit him?
Speaker 2 (45:01):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
It's probably your bike.
Speaker 14 (45:07):
Maybe he's just confused.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Don start it again.
Speaker 14 (45:12):
Hey Carl, what do you get when a Pittsburgh Steeler
fan is buried up to his neck in sand more sand?
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Here's the good You trapped in a room with a
hungry lion, grizzly bear and a Dallas Cowboys fan and
your gun only has two bullets? What do you do?
Speaker 14 (45:37):
Shoot the Dallas fan twice? The others can be raising
with why doesn't Nebraska have a professional football.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Team because in Chicago and Denver want one two?
Speaker 14 (45:58):
Why doesn't Los Angeles have a football team yet?
Speaker 3 (46:02):
Because all the rabbit crazy fans go to the Church
of Scientology?
Speaker 14 (46:12):
Hey Carl, what do you call a Jacksonville Jaguar with
a Super Bowl ring?
Speaker 3 (46:18):
A thief? Muller?
Speaker 11 (46:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:25):
How do you keep a Washington Redskin player out of
your yard.
Speaker 14 (46:30):
Painted licking end zone? I don't think they like.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
That so much. For that return to dominance.
Speaker 14 (46:41):
Carl, where do you go in Atlanta in case of
a tornado? I don't know where the Georgia Dome. They
never get a touchdown there, and.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
I reckon that's enough right now. I got to pick
up breakfast from mister Bill Cox over to the Frosty Cream.
Speaker 14 (47:03):
Is that the one with the big Chief burger or
the Bongo Burger?
Speaker 5 (47:07):
I'll get confused, I know.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Come on in along, John Boy, my little feller.
Speaker 14 (47:15):
Bye, Billy, thanks for letting me use the chair.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
I told you she's sweet on you.
Speaker 11 (47:22):
Like that.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
He'll hold us over to Free Agency.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Randy have been on it, okay, one eight hundred big shows,
She told free Line. Use it, you might be able
to beat the blade. And we play next
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear
the Big Show?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Joe Home?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
No, I'm just using his vernacular.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
So this is a little deal we had yesterday. I
remember piercing my brain with that sound. It looks like
when I turned jackiees my god.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
It was okay, Yeah, it was my headphones. Y'all wonder
why I don't want to be on the ed.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
You know, the headphones is to listen to yourself. Now
you tell me over there talking in.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
To it, to listen to it like they're like they're
speakers on the Thank you tay.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
Her head.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
You see this long black thing right in front of youdface.
All right, don't get her all work.
Speaker 8 (01:52):
He knows what he's doing.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I ain't playing with you'all.
Speaker 8 (01:54):
I'm gone, goodbye.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
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Speaker 1 (02:46):
The mob shortly after it became legal, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Thirty one. Nineteen thirty one, oh seven, Naomi Campbell showed
up in New York City's Department of Sanitation to begin
a week sweeping building. Oh that was her community service
for tossing her phone at her maid's head.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
She just kind of stayed under the radar since then.
I don't think she's lashed out of it.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Was she a supermodel?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yes, so she missed.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
The maid that I don't know. I think she hit her.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
It says a bill of tossing a phone at her
maid's head. Did you use that word tighter when you
were putting it down on paper. That's the way I figured,
that's the way to do it. They try to.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Maybe it wasn't that bad. She didn't like wind up.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
There's a she said, she said, kind of thing. So
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I tossed it. I didn't eave it.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You can tell titter didn't come up with that because
it spelled correctly.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Tossing.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I don't know, but she's very clever.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Let's see how my phone does.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
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Speaker 6 (04:23):
That's right, yeah, ripped off everything.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
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Speaker 4 (04:32):
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Speaker 10 (06:06):
Let's say hey to James from Philippi, West Virginia.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
We shoots that for the Apostle Ball wrote philibriums.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Hey James, Hello buddy PHILIPI that's Philippie, ain't it, buddy, Philip?
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Philip Philip? All right? Man Iz didn't that right? Tom?
And when you say Philippi better Philip I Fillip?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
All right, James.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
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Speaker 4 (07:38):
Morgan Freeman celebration.
Speaker 11 (07:40):
Is wearing Bubba Wallace's hat out in Vegas, so we
do right, good morning, It's a.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Big Shaw on the radio Wednesday morning. Tomorrow we'll catch
up with I'm man Doug Rice. Nice carboy is gonna
go down the Homestead, Miami for the race this weekend.
Coming back from Vegas. They had old Josh Berry winning
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about Josh what do we think about Josh coming in
there and dog off he didn't. And you see Morgan
Freeman there, of course, Michael Jordan on Bubba Wallace's team,
Michael and Denny the number twenty three, Morgan wearing the
Bubba Wallace hats. All right, man, bobbing his ease up
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and more. You got some good ideas and he'll probably
advertise anything like.
Speaker 12 (09:06):
This the world has changed. The challenges we face today
are like nothing we've ever faced before. They call it
the new normal, but this feels different. We're the makers
of a product and or service. We've been part of
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your life for an impressive sounding amount of time. Our
product and our service has always been there, sharing your
hopes and your dreams, and now, more than ever, we're
here for you. Unless we're temporarily closed down. Right now,
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we might be offering online ordering or curbside pickup. See
if we have some kind of app for your phone
that might work, and remember, we're all in this together.
We'll be right beside you all the way. Well, not
right beside, at least not for a while.
Speaker 13 (10:11):
Each of us is.
Speaker 12 (10:12):
Ready to do our part. Our part is to keep
reminding you that our product and or service is a
very important part of your life, so that when you're
actually able to buy and or use our product and
or service again, you'll see us as essential and buying
our product and or service will seem like your own
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special gift to the world. That feeling is our gift
to you. We don't just sell a product and or service.
We're the company that makes a particular product and a service.
Did I already say we're here for you because we are.
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People are the reason we make and or do what
we make and order. Oh and family, we sho had
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Speaker 2 (11:42):
Good Wednesday morning, big shows on a radio. Well, there's
always something exciting happening in beautiful little Dismal Secret, South Carolina.
And here to tell us all about it is the
mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin coup Fiddle Swoop. Good morning,
mister mayor, Good morning John Boy and all your wonderful listeners.
So what's happening in Dismal Seepach? Red exactly has written?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Well done, John Boy.
Speaker 10 (12:09):
Well, we and Dismal Seepach are never shy about trying
new things and exploring new territory. Uh oh, what the
hell is that supposed to be?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
You usually say that right before announcing something really weird
or offbeat.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Ha ha ha.
Speaker 10 (12:24):
Well, the smart money would say, why don't you just
shut the hell up and wait to hear what we're
doing before you start sounding the alarms?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Okay, all right, you're right, please continue.
Speaker 10 (12:34):
I'm proud to announce the first annual dismal seepage scaborama.
A salute to those miraculous protective layers of dried blood
and tissue scabarama. What happened in booger Puloosavop. Just remember, folks,
if it wasn't for the brave little scab, there'd be
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nothing to stop blood loss and infection. Okay, feel pretty
stupid now, don't you. Well I was gonna ask you
the same thing as always. The scab Rama Weekend begins
with a big parade down Main Street. The Shriners will,
of course beyond hand. They'll have their little cars done
up like scabs, covered in a latex coding. Festival goers
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will be able to pick the scabs off the cars
for fun and prizes.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Well that's kind of cool.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Well that's kind of cool. Shut up.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
We'll have the Anthony Fauci Gain a function community college
marching band playing old favorites, and our grand Marshall is
the famous daredevil skid Mark Knievel, whose body is usually
sixty to seventy five percent scab at any given time.
Speaker 13 (13:42):
Yeah, not very good.
Speaker 10 (13:44):
We'll have some fun games, including big cash prizes for
the biggest scab, the most scabs, and the most unusual scab. Now,
did you know is a little fyi? Did you know
that I've got a scab that looks exactly like the
Dali Lama.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
But you wouldn't think of entering to win a prize,
cause that would be a I'm flaking of interest. Right.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
We've got lots of games for the kiddos, including scabbledy winks.
Wait a minute, what is scabbldy wings. Well, it's just
like tiddley winks, except to youse scams. Wow, that seems
a tad unsanitary. Well, no need to worry, John Boy.
They'll be wearing rubber gloves. Really well they will.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Now, big mouth.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
Celebrity stalker nosy Nate Nowicki is bringing his collection of
scabs of the rich and famous. See everything from Harrison
Ford's booboo to Justin Timberlake's aUI. And don't forget about
the food, cause nothing gives you an appetite like a
weekend full of scabs.
Speaker 13 (14:39):
We'll have Polish Pete.
Speaker 10 (14:41):
Stood truck on hand serving crispy, crunchy, deep fried scabbage
rolls disgusting. Dave Dingleberry will be serving scab ries and
for the kids, cherry flavored jello pudding scabskins. Basically those
are just putting skins, and none of them are actually
made with real scabs though.
Speaker 13 (14:58):
Right sure to stay for the closing night concerts.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
There'll be all kinds of picking and grinnin with Rugburn
Ronda and her road Rash Ramblers singing all their hits
like I'll pick it if I feel like it, but
it itches, and of course it smells infected, but it
looks okay. All provided by a generous grant from the
World Health Organization.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
So what was your cud?
Speaker 10 (15:23):
So come on down to the big dismal Seepach Scabarama Festival.
You couldn't pick a better way to spend the weekend.
Rugburn Ronda is a big.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Girl and she go to hill.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Good morning, there's a big show radio.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
Helly, you plndsy premise here.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily deuce of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lands, John Boy and Billy right here
on the big show. You know, I hate to break
it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees. Who well I thought it was by.
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Good morning.
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See because I'm only thirty eight.
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I'm crazy Now you're not talking proshiyes so had the
little apple genius didn't fall far from the bush twins?
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Speaker 4 (18:17):
Wh I thank you.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
You know, we were talking about it during What to Watch?
Some things that are streaming right Well, there's a there's
a movie that went straight to Netflix because the movie
the movie company didn't think it would do very well
in the theaters. And it is a movie with Millie
Bobby Brown and Chris Pratt. Millie Bobby Brown.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Mill right, No, I'm familiar with Chris.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I like him.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
So it's called The Electric State and it's a sci
fi flick that hit Netflix over the weekend. It costs
three hundred and twenty million dollars to make this. ES
and Universal Studios realized that the movie was a flop
before it even hit, had made a deal with Netflix
instead of a theatrical release. According to Showbiz for one one,
you know what, I.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Think they saw me. They must do it.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
If you've been three hundred and twenty million or some
new test audiences. Oh, you know, to see it, and
so that's how they can tell, wow, this might not
be good.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
Three out of every four movie critics that attended the
preview screenings have disliked The Electric State. Uh, and the
film now stands with the rating of just twenty three
percent rotten Tomatoes. So I don't know yet about the
numbers since it's debut on Netflix.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
But is that you trust, you know, like the rotten tomatoes?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Is that a good side to see what rotten Tomatoes
is because it's got a lot of you know, regular
people weighing.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
That's what I was wondered about when they showed these movies.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
It was like just credits, get to see it, or
they need to have regular people because you know, we
like a lot of stuff the critics, right right, yeah,
oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
So sometimes you can listen to the critics and then
you're like, how could they have gotten it so wrong?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I loved it?
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Or do they think they're going to make some money
off there.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
I don't think they think they're going to get the
three I don't know how much Netflix paid them. That's
the one thing I didn't find it. So if it
cost them three hundred and twenty and they thought it'd be,
they'd get some of their money back by just selling
it to Netflix.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
So I don't know, I don't know. WI shall see.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
I know I don't like his hair in this movie,
but that's just I haven't I haven't see anything. Oh,
it's just kind of shaggy and he's got like a
real big seventies mustache.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
It was not a braidy perm like Mike Brady.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Pert a wave. He's got some wave in it. Later
this month, Will sik at.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
You girl about haircuts.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
What is happening?
Speaker 6 (20:32):
He looks silky and it looks like it smells kids.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
All those boys moved out of your house.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
So later this month Will Smith will drop his first
album in twenty years.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
It's based on a true story. That's the name of it.
Based on a true story.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Arrives on Friday, March twenty eighth, according to Hollywood Reporter.
So we'll see, we'll see how the how the crowd
receives him with this.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Has he been on a hanging back since?
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Yeah, he's been Yeah, although he did make an appearance
one of the Award shows.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
What does his hair look like.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Is cut very short.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Hey.
Speaker 6 (21:11):
A judge ruled that Prince Harry's visa application must be
made public. We'll find out more later this week. But
the Conservative credit card, the conservative group called the Heritage
Foundation alleges that Harry was not truthful on his immigration
paperwork about his history with illegal drugs, which could be
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disqualifying because Harry admitted in his books Spare, he admitted
to using cocaine, marijuana, and magic mushrooms. According to Sky News,
so a loophole that they kicked.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
The prince out.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Wow, you remember President of Barack Obama?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Because kick me out?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Cool?
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Look I got a mushroom right here.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
What's up, guys, what's up?
Speaker 9 (22:08):
What's up?
Speaker 14 (22:11):
So?
Speaker 6 (22:11):
Michelle Obama said that something that Barack does it gets
on her nerves is that he moves on his uh
native Hawaii's island time. Michelle and her brother have a
podcast called I m O In My Opinion. Michelle said
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that her daughters have adapted her to her punctuality and
they've learned how to snap to it.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Not so much Barack.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
When it's time to leave, she said.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Quote, he would be getting up and going to the bathroom.
I was like, dude, a three o'clock departure means you've
done all that. Don't start looking for your glasses at
the departure time. End quote.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
According to The New York.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Do you have any letters?
Speaker 6 (23:01):
They look great, just great to get you remember what
it was like having a teenage son in the house.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Ben Affleck told his thirteen year old son that if
he really wanted a six thousand dollar pair of deor
Air Jordan one sneakers, to go mow more lawns.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
For six grands, six grands.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
It's reported by CNBC that Ben is trying to teach
his children the value of money by earning their allowance.
So Sam told his dad, but we have the money, duh,
which Ben replied, quote, I have the money.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
You're broke. You're gonna go find a six thousand dollars
yard mode.
Speaker 10 (23:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
So my question to Ben is why take him to
a sneaker convention where they're showing nothing but six thousand
up sneakers.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
And be like, oh, those are too expensive?
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Like what? But anyway, he's kid, Sam, He's always doing
He's trying to, you know, drive the he gets in
the fancy race cars or sports cars when they're looking
at cars. When he and Joe were out looking, he's
thirteen now.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
He was like he was like eleven. Then he got
it behind the wheels like.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Car I got three years. They gonna get his license.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
He puts him like in a civic that'd be nice.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, there's new Jordan's yes's all right, thank you very much, Marson. Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy
review yesterday's question. We found out nearly ninety percent of
the population of Canada lives within one hundred miles of
this and that is the US border. Yes, it is
all right. Today is John Boy Jeopardy? Well, this US
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state has more swimming pools than any other state in America.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
I can only come up with the state of confusion.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
What ain't under Big Show?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
You told free Line. We played John Boy Jeopardy next
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eh Wednesday Morning Home Day, March nineteen, twenty twenty five,
with our feature track for The Big Show mid Box
Carl Schilders on John Boys on Terage search for keywords.
Carl on Touraine. I'm gonna hit the mid box at
the Big Show dot Com here right now, let's black
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yes live across America. It's John Boyd, Jeffery and now
your host. You know, he really doesn't have much of
an entourage anymore these days. His back goes out more
than he does. He John Boyne close back down as
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they had a Jeff out of Troy, Alabama. Good morning, Jeff,
but we are doing good. And Jeff, you got the
first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy. So looking for the
looking for the US state that has more swimming pools
than any other state in America. State state has to
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be has to be Florida. It has to be Florida,
even though that Florida's oceans on Atlantic and then the
golf and then okay, show us Florida off.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Of America GOLFA.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I bet they have changed out on a lot of
maps or different different ones.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
I guess they can put they won't.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
That's somewhere they have.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Man, that's awesome. Well, Jeb, look at you.
Speaker 11 (27:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
So even though Florida is more than eighty miles from
the ocean, which is not far like at any point.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I mean you picture Florida, the peninsula, we all have it.
There are more than one million pools.
Speaker 13 (27:14):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Oh, it's kind of warm down there.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah, afull hot.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Not everybody likes sand in the bathing suit, so.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
You know, yes, sir, we'll Yeah, glad you won my bud.
You hang on, Jack, can.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Hook you up for say?
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Can I give a shout out real quick?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yes, sir, I need my wife.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
She's a school teacher.
Speaker 10 (27:33):
Her name is Barbara. She teaches ever a Banks Middle
School in Banks, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Man, that is awesome. We have had some runs and
some teachers here lady, and that's awesome.
Speaker 11 (27:43):
Man.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
We appreciate y'all. Will you have you kiss you teach
your wife right on the mouth.
Speaker 10 (27:49):
Yes, sir, I give her one right now.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Oh, cool on, hang out.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Look at you knew who's right on the other side
of tom capsule but the smart sixteenth and then oh normal,
tell you wailer in the city.
Speaker 15 (28:08):
How this is the award winning John Boy and Billie
(28:40):
Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
Juggle. Ede Bugley did d I'm old and I hate women.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Old.
Speaker 16 (29:00):
In my day, we didn't have to deal with any
bathroom hogging, non stop nagging PMS and pissing, moaning, life
shortening misery magnets called women. Oh sure they were around,
But in the good old days, we knew how to
deal with them.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
We were a lot smarter in those days.
Speaker 16 (29:20):
We kept him out back in cages like hamsters, and
only took him out for cooking and cleaning and breeding
and fishing the rattlesnakes out of the outhouse. And when
you got tired of the one you had, you hitched
her up to the wagon and had a pullia into
town on a Saturday night to the swamp.
Speaker 8 (29:38):
Meet, and you traded with your neighbor.
Speaker 16 (29:41):
And if you wanted to go hunting or fishing down
to the local beard joint, you didn't have to ask
your woman. You're told her. And if you didn't come
home that night, that was your business. You just made
sure to put some papers down in case she had
an accident. And then she missed the papers and duty
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on the floor. You had to teach her a lesson.
So you made her roll it up and smoke it,
and she got brown lung and hacked up button nuggets
for a fortnight, wooped, de dude, look at me, I'm
the proud owner of a poop smoking she devil rattlesnake wrangler,
Oh happy day.
Speaker 8 (30:21):
And we liked it, we loved it, And of course
she never thank you, because that she was a woman,
and they're known for being ungrateful.
Speaker 16 (30:35):
She was ungrateful that you spent all that time building
a coop for her to sleep in so she could
get out of the rain and stay warm in the winter.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
She was ungrateful when you went and spent your.
Speaker 16 (30:45):
Heart earned money on a brand new harness so she
could be comfortable when she was pulling the plow. She
was ungrateful when you bought her some new kitchen cleaver
so she didn't have to bite the.
Speaker 8 (30:57):
Heads off the chickens anymore. But did she ever say
thank you?
Speaker 16 (31:02):
Hell to the No, that's what all your generosity and
hard work got you, dingle dangy do look at me,
I'm wasting my life on an uppery farm, halfer with
feathers in a deal and Louia. Then one day a
bunch of candy ass closet cases got together and said, hey,
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maybe we are to treat women better.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Better how.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
So they started letting them bathe and wear clues.
Speaker 16 (31:38):
Before you knew what everybody was doing it, All that
kind of gentler crap went to their heads.
Speaker 8 (31:43):
Soon they were sleeping indoors.
Speaker 16 (31:46):
And learning to use the bathroom and going to the
doctor when.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
They got sick.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
From there, things went downhill faster than Sonny Bono fell
from town.
Speaker 16 (32:00):
Old Krusty Underwood took his ball and chain to the
library one time. Well, she found out about books and.
Speaker 8 (32:09):
Learned to read.
Speaker 16 (32:10):
Then they started having secret meetings, and pretty soon all
the mouthy mamas in town were reading. Then came voting
and driving, and then they went and demanded to be.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Paid for working.
Speaker 8 (32:26):
Paid for working.
Speaker 16 (32:30):
It's the end of civilization, we thought, but at least
it wouldn't get me worse.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
And we was wrong.
Speaker 16 (32:39):
Pretty soon they invented women's lib All of a sudden,
all the ugly girls were making a big broad bonfire,
unleashing their droopy bloss muffins on the world.
Speaker 8 (32:52):
Then they started demanding to be paid what a man
would make.
Speaker 16 (32:55):
For the same job, which was a crime because everyone
knows that women were in theory, but now you couldn't
say it because it was politically incorrect and we might
make a mad and they'd abandon the porn industry and
destroy the Internet. And add insult to injury is the
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final indignation that pinch Face big legged, screeching bandsheet. Hillary
Clinton ran for PRESI dans great googly moogli. And here
we are today, looking back at what a wonderful world
this could have been if only we'd been smart enough
to keep them in their places. Head out of our faces,
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flippery floppity flu Look at me. I'm a big, dumb,
nuted moron who threw away paradise on earth.
Speaker 8 (33:44):
So Oprah could tell me what a rotten sob I
hate women, John Boy.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
And Billiess broke this.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Morning radio dumb right, Good morning, Big Show is on
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the radio. Well, used to think our next guest stop
by cause he liked us, But I'm starting to think
it just comes in for the coffee. Let's find out together,
shall we. Let's welcome back to the Big Show, nervel
Tea Wheelers.
Speaker 10 (34:42):
Hey there, John Boy, hear what you said about I
mean just to coming in for the coffee that ain't
nicker tall.
Speaker 13 (34:49):
I also come in for the snack.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Okay, I'll stand corrected. So what brings you into town today?
Speaker 10 (34:55):
Well, I'm headed over to that there big pet shop
down the street and stuck up on some Did you
get a new dog?
Speaker 3 (35:01):
No, No, nothing like that.
Speaker 10 (35:03):
I was not farting around the barn there, and I
thought I heard something. Of course, my hairing ain't quite
what it used to be, But sure enough, there's a
little tabby kitten. He started to follow me all over
the place. I never did see a mama, so I
decided it might be nice to have a little company.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Have you named him?
Speaker 10 (35:20):
Yeah, I sure did. His name is Liberaci. The why
Liberachi on account of he's the pianist. That's why I'm
going to the pet store. I gotta give me a
litter box. No, I never was much of a cat person. There,
I say, thousands of years ago, cats has worshiped as gods.
Speaker 13 (35:36):
They tell me.
Speaker 10 (35:37):
Problem is the cat's never forgot it. They say cats
don't have owners, they just got servants. Well that's the truth,
always reckon. The cats were more of a pet for women.
Women love cats. But there's the thing. Cats is independent.
They don't listen, They sure don't come when you call them,
and they stay out all night, and then when they
do come home, all they want to do is eat, sleep,
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and be left alone.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
All the things.
Speaker 13 (35:59):
Women hating a man, they loving a cat.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
What's fair?
Speaker 13 (36:05):
Wow, I'm having me a ball with.
Speaker 10 (36:06):
The old little Liberazi there sometimes I let him ride
in the truck with me. I had a hankering for
a whiskey drunk the other day, so I grabbed little
Liberazzi and I put headed to the water and hold
out by my house.
Speaker 11 (36:17):
There.
Speaker 10 (36:18):
I put him up on my shoulder and we went
and sat at the bar. The bartender says, hey, Nerve,
do you know where's the cat on your shoulder? I said, yeah,
what about it? I always have a cat on my
shoulder on Mondays. Bartender says, but today it's Tuesday.
Speaker 13 (36:32):
I said, is it?
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Lord?
Speaker 4 (36:34):
I must look like it did.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
So, Nerve, you ever had a cat before?
Speaker 6 (36:40):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (36:40):
Yeah, I had a cat, Old Ponsy. I called him
that because he was always scheming. After my third wife
passed on, I shacked up with this water woman for
a while. She did not like Ponsy, and the feeling
was mutual. One day she took Ponsy a boyut a
mile down the road there and turned him loose. But
by the time she got back home, he's walking up
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a driveway. So she took him two mile down the
road and turned him loose. By the time she got home,
Old Ponsey's sitting on the sidewalk. So she grabbed him,
drove him about thirty miles away, up into the forest
in the middle of nowhere, and put him out. About
three hours later, she called me. She says, hey, is
the cat there? I said, yeah, Ponsey sitting here on
the porch with me. She says, well, put him on
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the phone.
Speaker 13 (37:23):
I need directions.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Does she make it back?
Speaker 13 (37:27):
No, Ponsey hung up on her. Oh lord, I missed
that old cat. Her not so much. Well, I gotta
get back. I gotta take Liberzi to his class.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
The class.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Yeah, oh yeah, he's smart.
Speaker 13 (37:39):
He's a math tutor.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
Now.
Speaker 13 (37:40):
I asked him what two minus two was. He didn't
say nothing. You gotta nurture that kind of genius. You
gotta get him young ten four. Hey, listen, you mind
if I give me a refill?
Speaker 4 (37:51):
Yeh help myself much of blige?
Speaker 13 (37:53):
Well, you keep you saddle old and your gun greased
and holler if and you need.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Me, good morning to beg is on your radio.
Speaker 17 (38:01):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
my life. The sun's belly up, there's full everywhere, flying
through the air, round blights and bulls and hands.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
People eat it.
Speaker 8 (38:09):
With their fingers, their feet, other people's feet. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 17 (38:13):
OI with a spreads, you can't imagine ribs and chickens
and biscuits and whole pigs and a great big sticky.
Speaker 8 (38:19):
That's what it's like at the John Boy a Bully
Pig show. It's a buffet from start to finish. There
should be a cover charge.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 17 (38:24):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for you faded like cleaning bill over my head.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
You canna eat that. Good morning, there's a big show
(39:05):
on the radio. Shut up, Josh Barr. Congratulation at Josh
only win in Vegas. Oh, Morgan Freeman wearing this Bubba
Wallace hat. Alright, Morgan, welcome to our sport of Nascar.
Been the celebrating this top ten Liz.
Speaker 18 (39:22):
Today's make Sure top ten list, the top ten John
Boy catchphrases that would sound a lot cooler if Morgan
Freeman was saying, Number ten.
Speaker 12 (39:34):
It's time for wordy word, wordy words. Number nine, who
wants to win my wonderful thing of the week. Number
eight Pearl's been dragging a butt across the carpet again.
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Number seven, Grab your scripts and covey your nips. Quiet
on the set and action Number six. The town may
be small, but the news is huge. Number five. The
great ones don't know they're great. Number four, Oh, I
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got a feeling. We got a couple of spouses fixing.
Speaker 8 (40:21):
There, go at it.
Speaker 12 (40:25):
Number three and now actual blooper is from church bulletins.
Speaker 8 (40:33):
Number two what are they gonna do?
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Fire me?
Speaker 8 (40:39):
And the number one John boy Ism.
Speaker 14 (40:41):
That's better with Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 12 (40:44):
Ooh wah ooh wahua.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Good morning, got the Big Sea on the radio. Yeah,
celebrating the off season. Carolina Panthers have no I lost
the game in a few weeks since we were talking
about yesterday.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
We got Carl Melendas, so we won't miss the NFL
too much. Standing by first, let me tell you what
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the Big Show dot com, where why customers start blue
and Stay Blue alright, here we go.
Speaker 12 (41:34):
And now it's storytelling with your host, Carl Chilters.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Hey, young boy, Hey go Hello Feller, Hey Carl, born
of mister Anson. Hey Jaki, Hey Carl, you can't tell
me like you big girl in there? We have, I
hear she in Hey me and Melinda. We decided to
send that. A bunch of jokes we did on the
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college football went over so well. We feel like we
pretty much nailed it.
Speaker 14 (42:06):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
So we we got some professional football jokes for you,
and you want to hear them.
Speaker 14 (42:14):
Yeah, not professional jokes about football, but jokes about professional football.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
I think they got it. I let to why you
set over here next to the little fella? I think
she plump? Sweet on you, little fella, Hi, billy, I.
Speaker 14 (42:31):
Hope you don't mimmy sitting here and I'm not sweet
on you.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
I like you all right.
Speaker 14 (42:38):
The Carl and I are kind of an item. I
think most people already know they did you understand the
part about us telling jokes about professional football.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
Not the other way around.
Speaker 14 (42:51):
I just wanted to be clear in case some folks
got confused.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
That happens.
Speaker 14 (42:57):
I know, I get confused sometimes I get real confused.
Like when we change the clocks for daylight savings. I
can never remember which way to change the clocks on kind.
I always fall forwards instead of backwards. I think it's
something to do with my fate hurt. Did I ever
(43:19):
tell you about my fate hurt? My faith hurt? Now?
I think my faith heart helps me get confused.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
She can get confused sometimes. I hope it don't spill
over in our little skid here. You ready, yeah, all right?
Then go ahead, john boy, you do the introduction. You
don't call her that big girl.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
That's bringing your headliners, Carl and Melinda?
Speaker 3 (43:53):
All right? What's upon a time?
Speaker 11 (43:58):
Am?
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Seven doors? He's in marching jun the forest. One day
they tripped and fell into a deep dark hole. Some
folks calls it a chance of My case, it a hole.
Speaker 14 (44:09):
Snow White laned over the edge and called out to him,
say something so I know you're live.
Speaker 3 (44:17):
One of them little door voices hollered back. The Carolina
Panthers are Super Bowl contenders.
Speaker 14 (44:25):
Snow White yelled back, dopey, Did anyone else make it?
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Melinda? What did New York Jets missed their flight for
the Big Game because.
Speaker 14 (44:41):
They got stuck on a broken escalator.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
I think you didn't tell that one run.
Speaker 14 (44:50):
I think I was supposed to say they got stuck.
Speaker 5 (44:54):
I got confused.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
If you see a New Orleans Saints fan on a bicycle,
why shouldn't you swerve to hit him?
Speaker 2 (45:01):
I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
It's probably your bike.
Speaker 14 (45:07):
Maybe he's just confused.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Don start it again.
Speaker 14 (45:12):
Hey Carl, what do you get when a Pittsburgh Steeler
fan is buried up to his neck in sand more sand?
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Here's the good You trapped in a room with a
hungry lion, grizzly bear and a Dallas Cowboys fan and
your gun only has two bullets? What do you do?
Speaker 14 (45:37):
Shoot the Dallas fan twice? The others can be raising
with why doesn't Nebraska have a professional football.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Team because in Chicago and Denver want one two?
Speaker 14 (45:58):
Why doesn't Los Angeles have a football team yet?
Speaker 3 (46:02):
Because all the rabbit crazy fans go to the Church
of Scientology?
Speaker 14 (46:12):
Hey Carl, what do you call a Jacksonville Jaguar with
a Super Bowl ring?
Speaker 3 (46:18):
A thief? Muller?
Speaker 11 (46:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (46:25):
How do you keep a Washington Redskin player out of
your yard.
Speaker 14 (46:30):
Painted licking end zone? I don't think they like.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
That so much. For that return to dominance.
Speaker 14 (46:41):
Carl, where do you go in Atlanta in case of
a tornado? I don't know where the Georgia Dome. They
never get a touchdown there, and.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
I reckon that's enough right now. I got to pick
up breakfast from mister Bill Cox over to the Frosty Cream.
Speaker 14 (47:03):
Is that the one with the big Chief burger or
the Bongo Burger?
Speaker 5 (47:07):
I'll get confused, I know.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Come on in along, John Boy, my little feller.
Speaker 14 (47:15):
Bye, Billy, thanks for letting me use the chair.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
I told you she's sweet on you.
Speaker 11 (47:22):
Like that.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
He'll hold us over to Free Agency.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Randy have been on it, okay, one eight hundred big shows,
She told free Line. Use it, you might be able
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