August 20, 2025 • 43 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s National Radio Day - or as most people know it - "Wednesday".. - Yesterday was Bill Clinton’s birthday - so we brought audio from a one of his speeches that didn’t go so well.. - Marci has a new Tatertainment report.. - We call our agent, Murray and only get some poetry from Ceil - and more bad ideas from Murray.. - AstroNerd tries out some jokes about golf.. - Comedian Rodney Carrington shares one of his golfing stories.. - We fill a request for our own Former Police Officer, Donnie Pressley.. - and John Boy whines about picture day…
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Good show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Listen wednesd the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
There's a Big Show on the radio with our feature
track for the Big Show bid Box. John Moore hates
picture day key words picture day. When I hit the
bid box at the Big Show dot com click got
on their contest butt't while you're there, can't get a boot,
We'll call you. We're full server show. Wake up and
(00:48):
join me stuff? How about that? That is time for
beating the blard. Let's meet our contestant right now. It's
Frank out of Lewis Park, Kentucky. Good morning, Frank, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yes, all right, where are you all going?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Later?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'm gonna find out.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
We're going down? He't some barbecue? What're you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
A minute? Oh, Frank, Well, we'll ask tighter some questions
you agree with? Disagreeing?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Course, trying to get two baiales for two buzzers and
you win the big old prize. Bye, give it to you.
Why we eating barbecue? John Boy and Billy Eastern Carolina
grilling song. Okay, yeah, I may day. I'll say, all right,
let's listen here, Franko Taylor. If you weigh one hundred
and twenty pounds on.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Earth, Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
How much would you weigh on the moon?
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Okay, all right, Mathing, I love the math. Let's see.
So on the moon, it's an eighth of your weight.
You divide eighth, you carry the one forty pounds. You're
a weigh forty pounds pounds the moon.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Frank Tayler comes up with, forty pounds is what one
hundred and twenty pounder would weigh on the moon.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
What do you think? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I disagree? Zero gravity?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay, so you're trying to big disagree? Was right? Zero? Wrong?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
You know the heckler in the back of the room.
You know you can't really bluff with a heckler in
the room.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Okay, okay, Tator said it was forty pounds.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Frank disagreed. Yes, it is zero. But he's correct, and
he's correct. I know, so so what so be quiet.
I got it well, but but no, you messed me up.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay, twenty pounds from it's not right.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
No, it's one sixth. The weight of your gravity pull
on the moon is one sixth And she said one eighth.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
And that don't matter because I said, how much would
you weigh on the moon if you weighed one hundred
and twenty pounds on Earth. She said forty pounds wrong,
Frank disagree. I know he disagreed, and that was say this, Yeah,
Frank is right, but it's one six of Earth's weight,
(03:30):
and you would weigh twenty pounds on the moon. That's
why Frank is right. It's not forty pounds.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yes, So why did you do that to me?
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Well, I was just trying to correct. And also she
said that it was forty and eight into one. Twenty
is fifteen, not forty. So it was just so many
things wrong.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Made his head explode, which was fun.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, we gotta get Randy Duns come up with all
of these questions.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, I'm sure he's got a lot invested, but quit it.
You just Frank is right, he's got one bail.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
That's good, all right, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Here we go, Frank, good, good work on your Okay, okay,
here we go.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Let's love each other.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
In some states, there is one song that it is
illegal to dance to.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
What song is it.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Gloria Gaynor's song you Gotta Cut Loose Footloose? So it's footloose.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
In some states, it is illegal to dance to the
song Footloose.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Frank, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (04:56):
I thought we lost him.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
I guess I'll agree with her.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That's about the stupidest thing I ever heard of.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I thought it was a breaking hard billy.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
It's the star spangled banner. The star spangled banner. It's
illegal to dance too. Okay, all right, here we go.
We got a full count and then to announced, I
gotta play wordy word before the guy.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
You'll be all right.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
All right, I'll get this one, all right, Tatler, will
rubber tires protect a car from being struck by lightning?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Rubber tires?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
In science class we learned it's not the tires that
protect you but the middle frame. So no, rubber tires
do not protect your car.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Wow, Frank, you hear that Tata says, no, rubber tires
do not protect the car being struck by lightning.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
I disagree. I can agree.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
They have no lightning is strong enough to travel through
or around the rubber. Your tires would have to be
solid rubber and a mile thick to insulate you from
a lightning bolt. Okay, well, Frank, dog on it. You
lost a book where you learned something valuable.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Man which is, don't argue with Randy.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
You will hang on well by Yeah, but no we
hang up on you, all right, buddy, thank you, all
right man, No Jackie one a man the Hour and
top of you news. We've been having fun on the
golf course. First this week Rodney character. We had fun
(06:58):
with Rodney right, he's up there.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
It's a big show on the radio celebrating the pride
in Dallas, Texas, Scottish Scheffler this week. The Tour Championship
of the top thirty golfers starts tomorrow in East Lay.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You check down the ill the buyer. But he plays
some golf. We're talking about golf. You boys play it.
Speaker 8 (07:56):
You don't play golf.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh yeah, I played it. Rick Hendrick cu celebrity turnament
coming up, Mondy.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
I know you're looking at me, probably thinking you play golf.
Oh yeah, yeah, I bet Gurley golf out in the
short grass. Hell with that, I'm off in the bushes
looking for stuff. I got a machete, a canna off.
I'm seeing parts of the course nobody ever really gets
a chance to see. In fact, I'm seeing parts of
the course of Guy Bulozer and putting it in so.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
I said.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
Deep in the woods. The other day I saw bulozer
with skeleton on it. He obviously didn't know when to quit.
He built another nine holes. Nobody even knows about it. Oh,
I played him. Hell, I was out there all by myself,
a little.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Rough, you know.
Speaker 8 (08:36):
Of course, nobody's been molded, and it ain't been molded
about nine, ten or twenty years. Yeah, they gurley golf
out in the short grass. You might as well just
be wearing pumps and skirt, you know, no pennies, hey,
and I like fat. I don't wear pennies, not ever.
Once in a while, put it on the part off around,
(08:56):
feel them out.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
But I'm fishing, you know. I have to wear panties
when I'm fishing. Us my mind on the right things.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
Last night I saw you picture ain't a hustling on
my magazine.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I din that vading number. It was on the names
your name.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
I read something else, letters you write up to on
the brag of Dome and night I'm sitting alone, talking
on the phone, talking on the phone. I'm talking on
the phone live any things I do when.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I'm along, I'm maxing up my face with the love.
Speaker 10 (09:42):
I'll never know ninety five a minute talking on the phone.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Good morning, there's a big shawl al radio. Here we go.
It is time for Oliver. Well, well, well, the long
hot days of summer are upon us.
Speaker 11 (10:37):
The days grow longer, and the mercury rises to insufferable heights,
and along with the oppressive heat, the humidity is usually
one hundred percent. You can barely stand to be outside.
You think to yourself, how could it get any worse
than you see them?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
And it's worse.
Speaker 11 (10:59):
The fat people have come to the pool. Yes, the
fat people have arrived. With each hoofstep, the pool ripples
with impact tremors, like a herd of pale, dimply dinosaurs.
They thunder towards the water's edge. It's like job of
(11:21):
the Hut took his family on a summer vacation. But
they're not alone. They've got their squealing, chubby children in
tow faces already smeared with a hearty breakfast of melted
Hershey's Kisses and Cheetos. As the fat people take two
or three normal spaces each, suddenly all that coveted towel
(11:45):
space pool side begins to disappear faster than the good
bacon on the breakfast bar. This doesn't include the additional
acreage they claim with their loaded coolers chuck full of
hogis and you who's and white sized Snickers, And well
that's not altogether true. The snickers are full size to them,
(12:07):
they only seem bite size. But just taking up space
isn't enough for these gelatinous giants. They have the audacity
to break the sanctity of God's glorious sunny day by
doing the unthinkable. That's right, they strip down to their
bathing suits. Believe me when I say the dairy section
(12:30):
of the Sam's Club has never seen this much cottage
cheese in one single place at any time. Like the
skin of an undercooked turkey. It oozes from every opening
of spandex material already stretched beyond accepted NASA limitations. Why
if only Colonel Sanders could fry thighs this big, he
could end the world's hunger problem.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
And what I knew? The KFC joker get the Black Girl?
And what of the poor old sun? Could it be?
Speaker 11 (13:06):
There is no global warming, but just the Sun having
to work over time to tan the planet's ever growing
mountain of fish belly white epidermis. As you watch them
layering on gallon after gallon of man tan with paint rollers.
You secretly kick yourself for not buying that sunscreen stock. Then,
(13:27):
like some sort of nightmarish SeaWorld spectacle, the fat people
get in the pool. You're suddenly aware that you're not
the only one staring. It's like a walrus battle royal.
All that splashing and sloshing and leaping out.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Of the water.
Speaker 11 (13:44):
Oh what you wouldn't give for a little kiosk nearby
that sold feeder fish three for a dollar. But it's
not all fun and games. You don't have to be
a math wizard to realize. When the fat people get
into the pool, the water comes out, and as the
bulbous bathers cavort, they are blissfully unaware of the regular
(14:05):
humans only feet from them being swept away on a
huge cellulite tsunami, struggling not to get tangled in the pool.
Furniture and parked cars also caught in the time. And
what about when they get out of the pool. The
absence of their presence will render the massive concrete receptacle
nearly vacant, save for the big greasy ring made up
(14:28):
of tanning lotion. Mayonnaise and sloughed skin. Don't worry, the
rest of the guests won't have.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Long to wait.
Speaker 11 (14:38):
The pool will be full soon enough, ironically, thanks to
the fat people and the miracle of perspiration.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
As the sun sets in that a.
Speaker 11 (14:50):
Pleasant teach you not to drink water when you're in
the pool. As the sun sets and the fat people
wobble towards the exit, dragging in the coolers and full children,
the bodies of the slow and unsuspecting, unfortunate enough to
be walking in front of them suddenly stuck to the
underside of their feet like discarded bubblegum. The horror is
(15:12):
nearly over for them. That is, I won't be so lucky.
I still have to take my wife's family out to dinner.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
That explains it.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
All, right.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Here are no hot well her heart? Oh how hard?
Speaker 6 (15:40):
God?
Speaker 12 (15:40):
Everyone know that's la lest is l list is le list,
go hoo fast, there's well less, there's less.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Oh honey, God, I'll con.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
No I know.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
What.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Yeah, mornin is a big shot the radio.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Yeah man was talking about Bill Clinton turned seventy nine.
Yes a day was not invested in and Bill, we're
going through some of our favorite Playhouses, Feeding Clinton always
going right here action.
Speaker 13 (16:51):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Channel
Surfing with the Clintons. As our story opens, Bill Clinton
is relaxing in the bedroom of the presidential suite at
a Posh hotel after a long day of campaigning with
his wife Hillary.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Oh, yeah, there you go. That's it.
Speaker 13 (17:13):
Work it, baby, You're a bad little girl.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Amen.
Speaker 13 (17:19):
Yeah, what's up, honey?
Speaker 14 (17:21):
I can't find my foot scraper. I've searched this bathroom
from top to bottom. What are you watching in here?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Know nothing.
Speaker 13 (17:29):
I'm just checking out a fishing show on Discovery Channel.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Uh huh, give me that TV remote? Do what now?
You heard me?
Speaker 14 (17:37):
Give me the remote? Why does this thing have so
many buttons on it? Here we go previous channel. Honey,
before you say anything.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Ah poorn, I knew it.
Speaker 14 (17:50):
I'm in the bathroom trying to doll myself up for you,
and you're in here perving out of some trailer trash.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Paula Jones look alike.
Speaker 13 (17:58):
Actually, Paula's boobs aren't new, nothing, nothing, nothing. Look, sweetie,
here's what happened. Okay, this is the truth. I was
watching the fishing show and I kind of dozed off.
I must have rolled over on the remote and it
switched over to the porn channel by accident. But when
I saw what was happening, I switched it right back
to the Discovery channel.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
How stupid do you think I am?
Speaker 13 (18:25):
Is this a trick question?
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Bell?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
You need to focus.
Speaker 14 (18:29):
We are right on the verge of what we've been
working for towards the last thirty years.
Speaker 13 (18:34):
Now, you know I did two terms as President of
the United States.
Speaker 14 (18:38):
Right, Okay, I'm on the verge of what I've been
working for toward thirty years.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
It's crunch time, honey.
Speaker 13 (18:46):
You're absolutely right. I'm really sorry. Tell me what you
want me to do, and I'll do it. So what
show do you want to watch?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Well, tell you what. Put it back on the porn channel.
You already know how to fish.
Speaker 13 (19:05):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I found my fun scramper. Cue that again.
Speaker 13 (19:11):
Next time we will hear crusty old Bernie Sanders saying.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
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of Tator Tay, the news is what to watch, and
here's Marcy Taylor mo.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Right, Hello, what was everybody watching at the box office?
While I have the top five movies from the weekend,
Weapons Held Firm and the number one spot for its
second weekend in a row. Weapons is the movie that
stars Josh Brolin, Yeah, and Amy Madigan. I think of
it if I said his name. And it's that crime
(20:25):
suspense movie where kids go missing in the neighborhood. They
all go missing at the same time and kind of
like the same place, and so the community tries to.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Figure out where.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Okay, second place went to Disney's Freakier Friday that has
Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis in it, and it
was second place last week. Second So there was the
first movie like that years ago, I mean the.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Same one, was it? Jamie Lee Curtison that one too,
So it was kind of like revisiting.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Well yeah, it was kind of like this Freak Your Friday.
Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis. They switched places. They
were a mom and daughter. Now it's like, uh, they
switched places with their friends or something like that. There's different,
but they still they still swap. Third place went to
Bob Odenkirk's Nobody Too. Oh yeah, Nobody ruins his vacation,
(21:21):
so he's on vacation this time with the family and.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
More action.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
I saw behind the scenes with that, and since Nobody
won again, they not calling it Nobody went. But he
got in shape for that movie and continued to do
the same workout so that when Nobody Too came around,
he was ready.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
He is ready.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
We had that heart attack and.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
All that kind of stuff. Yeah on the set.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Okay, The Fantastic four First Steps was fourth place, and
The Bad Guys Too, that animated flick came in fifth place.
Right in theaters this weekend. Eden starring Jude Law and
a day Armis that's Tom Cruise's new little girlfriend late twenties? Yeah, okay, yeah,
(22:07):
So it's a group of disillusioned Europeans who settle on
a remote, uninhabited island in the Galakaboos, and they soon
discovered that their greatest threat isn't the brutal climate or
deadly wildlife, but each other. Gold Like Survival the TV show.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
So that is out.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
It's directed by Ron Howard, so it should be pretty good.
Also out this Friday, is I lost it?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Oh? Well, it was make up a movie.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
I don't know, But.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
AnyWho, I don't know why I deleted it from my list,
but hey, what's on streaming? Netflix has fit for TV
the reality of the Biggest Loser, reality.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Of the Biggest Scene, How those people were just bait
the hell?
Speaker 6 (22:55):
It delves into the behind the scenes world of the
reality competition, revealing its impact on contestants, trainers, and producers.
How many gained their fate, how many got came their
weight back? What was the But I'll watch you know,
I watched it, and I watched it the same way
that I watched Biggest Loser, which was eating a bowl
(23:17):
of ice Crenk Fixed is also on Netflix. This is
an animated kind of in the vein of ren and Stumpy.
After learning he's getting neutered, a dog voiced by Adam
Devine has twenty four hours to squeeze in One Last
Hurrah or Out with the Boys, America's team, The Gambler
(23:39):
and His Cowboys is on Netflix. It is an eight
episode binge watch if you're into it. The docuseries offers
the definitive story of the Dallas Cowboys and Jerry Jones
impact on NFL history. If you're a Cowboys fan, that's
one for you. And one last one on Prime video Butterfly.
There's six episodes to this. A former US Intelligence opera operative,
(24:01):
Daniel day Kim finds himself pursued by a sociopathic young
agent assigned to kill him and the sinister spy organization
that she works for. And it's pretty good. I've watched
a couple episodes and yeah, I think he'd like it. Okay, good, good,
And I will find out what that other movie is
that's coming out on Friday.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
All right, bye, Well, thank you very much for that report.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Ye're welcome.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
All right, Jackie, getting them on the line right now,
one eight hundred, big show.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Well, team up and play negs.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
Go.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
That's a big show on the radio. How do y'all?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Day?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Wednesday, August twenty of twenty twenty five, Picture track, win it,
make show good?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Box Y'A boy hates picture day.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
What you're looking masking like me?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Key word? Picture day, the mid box day, middle help
your school day.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Shall embrace the picture and then probably freeze it, enjoy it,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
That's our motto for wordy words. So let's do it.
I went everybody's head about the bed. Okay, my birdie bird,
little Birdybury.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Paul from Pigeon Fords, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Good morning, Paul, Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Marty?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Welcome? And we got Danny from Anger in North Carolina.
Good morning, Danny, Good morning, how you doing today? When
we are awesome? Welcome? Boys?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
All right, So Tayter and Danny be a team, John
Boy and Paul be another And oh no, we're nearly
with three letter words.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Guys.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
I think it's easy.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
It's not easy. It sounds like four letter words would
have been well risky. So three letter words.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
So Danny, you relax me and Paul ago for the
first thirty seconds. All right, are you ready, Paul, Yes, okay,
let's start the clock.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Now. You drink coffee out of a coffee yes, uh.
Babies do this a lot way way yeah uh huh. Okay,
this is like another word for insect.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Don't blank me man, yeah uh huh. Noah built this
for the animals and the flood. Yeah okay. This is
a pimple on your face.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah uh. This is what what you do when you talk. Okay, Yeah,
that was a tough Ebuyzlli. Bugs are coming, Paul. Good
work on five on the board.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
All right, and now let's see what Taylor and Danny
can do for round one with that one.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
You read it, Danny, yes, sir, okay, and.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Go a little dog barks like this blank blank blank.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah yep.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
Ye. Kids asked this question all the time.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Whow don't sit here?
Speaker 6 (27:30):
The seat is blank with paint. Yeah uh, an elephant
ways over this turn You kids play with these at
Christmas and anytime.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
And your your male child is.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Your what oh, there's the buzzer.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
So that was a five on the board for Tayler
and Danny k So it is tied up boys after
round one?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Anybody's game? All right, Paul, here we go for round two.
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
All right? Three letter words starting to clock now, not
your daughter, but your you're, you're, you're, you're, you're. No, no,
another word, not the door? Yes, okay?
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
The blank is blue overhead?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Uh huh okay?
Speaker 3 (28:24):
An area blank you put on your hard woods, so
to walk on it in your house?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
A what a shag?
Speaker 15 (28:30):
What rug?
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Uh huh blank? Blank? Your boat.
Speaker 15 (28:35):
Tug?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
No blank blanket with ore rot Yeah all right, So
what was that? A four on that five? Good work, Paul.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
That is a nine score, so hater and Danny four
will force overtime, five will win it.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Okay, ready, Danny, I'm ready and go.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
You go here for an alcohol drink. Billy up to
the This is oh you got to pick this up
from your dog number two?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
This is this is how you stick something to your shirt.
You don't write with it, but you stick something to
your shirt.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
A bowling blank?
Speaker 6 (29:16):
Yeah, a blank around the old blank tree, acorns fall
from it.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Egg egg blank you see Christmas egg.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Roll No, I mean egg drink. That was after the buzzer.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
It is time up.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
It looks like nine to nine. Yes, it was over time,
boys saying where you settle is with an extra fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Danna, just outside the buzzer, talked to us judges.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
All right, Paul, let's see what we can do. Fifteen seconds.
Guys is gonna go very very quick. All right, so Paul,
let's see. Are you ready, Paul, Yes, okay, start the
clock now. Your wife will do just to you all
the time.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yes, okay. A coffee blank, not a cup but a
uh yes, uh blank? The grass blank?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
A cow goes, oh oh, there's a buzzer all right,
but a three on the board. That's good work, Paul.
In that fifteen seconds so Tater and Danny. Three will
force double over time.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Four will win it. Two won't cut it. Are you ready, Danny?
I'm ready and go.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
The cow says right, uh put you put? You put
chap stick on this part of your body.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Chapstick lips?
Speaker 6 (30:54):
Yep, don't don't did? You'd better tell the truth. Don't
tell me a blank?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
You tell me?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Al says the what cat cat for the wind falling
pigeon force. Man, we come up one shorort on that one.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
I'm gonna get Jackie. Give you another shot down the
road though, Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Buddy, okay this first time? Yeah, good work, buddy. All right,
Man and Danny, don't gown you even tighter winning that.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
That to you.
Speaker 15 (31:37):
But we just had to.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Well, you got you a good old blue em U
P B C O T c int your lift cream
package coming to you. Enjoy, make you feel good and
think about titter at the same time.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
All Right, I appreciate that. Good. Marty got the Big
Show on the radio, Baby Quest with John Boy. Listen,
we got there, Jerry.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Bow One out of Spartanburg, South Carolina. Donnie Presle nine
one one one.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
That's how it was written.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Know exactly what you want there, Jerry coming up next.
(32:36):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio. Something you'd like
to hear about this time money two Friday. It is
up on the John bore Miller Facebook page. Boy, Jerry
out of Spartanburg, South Carolina.
Speaker 16 (32:48):
Here go Alrighty had a fine upstanding police officer in
the Big Show studios yesterday. He would have been sitting down,
but we couldn't find a chair. Anyway, Randy is h
is After we were producing some stuff on the show.
Randy was in the production room with him. And Randy
has blessed his heart. He has little asthma problems, you know,
(33:10):
with the with this heat and stuff going on. And
and I guess you took out your nerd in hailer.
And I mean Randy has like his regular in hailer,
you know, but like for this time. I mean it's
like a five gallon drum.
Speaker 13 (33:22):
And giant white plast thing looks like the pump off
of like a hot tub, but.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Like Darth Vader's talking all that tway.
Speaker 16 (33:29):
So anyway, Randy was complaining about how hard it was,
and and this police officer said, oh, you've got it
so tough. So it kind of chicked Randy off, I
guess him making fun of you. And yeah, and after
you take it from us from four hours and then
you know, somebody sometimes even if.
Speaker 17 (33:42):
A guy does have a gun, I figure, what the heck,
what if I got to live for just another day here?
Speaker 16 (33:46):
But anyway, so I guess you said, Okay, you think
it's so easy, you know, you said, you said in here, I'll.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Go type up a little public service.
Speaker 17 (33:52):
Now, the FCC has been on us to get some
public service announcements on the show. I said, let me
go type someth my brea quick, and you just put
on these headphones and read this for me on the microphone.
Speaker 16 (33:59):
Now, now some of you have heard we do this before,
Like we had some bankers in here one day and
we made them do it because it's a special sound
sinking thing you have alan you're you're in the bills,
you understand this. When you run a tape recorder, you
have like the playback head and the record head.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (34:15):
Yeah, And sometimes what you have to do is to
sync up your audio. You have to talk along with yourself,
and in order to keep yourself from sound like an idiot,
you have to have what's called a delay in your headphones.
Speaker 16 (34:26):
But if you take that off, see like you're talking
to a microphone, but you hear yourself like a quarter
of a second later in your headphones.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
And it makes you sound kind of goofy.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Yeah, there's a lot of concentration, a real sense of professionalism.
Speaker 13 (34:40):
Y'all may not believe this, but we have that problem
on this show.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
So yeah, it'll happen. You know, sometimes stuff that didn't
make sense.
Speaker 16 (34:47):
So anyway, so Randy sets him up, So sets down
at the microphone, says, here, please, you know, read these
public service announcements with that sink delay off.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
So let's all listen to him together. Jelly, all right,
well that's tape there, it is.
Speaker 17 (35:00):
Okay, Donny, just just read what's on the script here
and we'll use it like for a public service announcement.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Just just just go anytime you're ready.
Speaker 15 (35:08):
I'm please, Officer Donnie Pressly. And even amount of our urgency,
you should dial nine one one one.
Speaker 17 (35:17):
Maybe maybe you should get like a little bit more
of a serious read on it.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Try that.
Speaker 15 (35:22):
I'm police Officer Donnie Pressly. In case if amergency, you should.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Dial nine one on one.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
I'll try once more.
Speaker 15 (35:35):
Right now, I'm please, Officer Donnie Pressley. In case of
an emergency, you should die nine one one one.
Speaker 17 (35:49):
Maybe if you talked a little slower, try it once more.
Speaker 15 (35:55):
I'm what I'm police off, Sir Donnie press In case
of an emergency, you should down one one one, Okay.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Thank you very much, Donnie.
Speaker 17 (36:15):
Maybe if you went a little faster that, I'm police
Officer Presley.
Speaker 11 (36:19):
In case an.
Speaker 15 (36:20):
Emergency, I'm police officer Donnie Press in cases of an emergency,
you should die, no one one.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
A little faster.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
I need a little faster.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
We gotta get it in under five seconds.
Speaker 15 (36:38):
I'm police officer Donnie Press in case of an emergency
that you should die, not one one.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
A right says yes. We're all walking home today. Yeah,
(37:19):
good morning. That's a big seawan the radio. You like
this for your john boy, but.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
The album that's the track out of the big Box
key words picture day.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Oh man.
Speaker 12 (37:31):
We're going down to the beach this weekend. Get my
family bringing them back. It's about to kill me having
eat out every night and got nobody cooking for me
on me. Jackie is starting to go pick her up
last night and bring them.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
I told you don't eat with him. Got yourself all
marked up, oh man? And today we gotta go get
pictures made. What's round?
Speaker 6 (38:00):
I do?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I have to be in all of them. They're jahmboy
and billy pictures may come as a surprise to it
in them.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
See your name is like part of the show.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Now.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Rayford's ready to getting your picture made today. We're all
getting their picture made. Whichever a persona you want me
two percent?
Speaker 4 (38:15):
I will be there with all right, should we wear
shoes this time? Everybody asks us why we don't have
shoes on with the picture?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Let's wear shoes. Sounds good.
Speaker 12 (38:22):
Now he's going to replace our pictures on the website
and stuff. Sure, yeah, man, standing around, get your picture made.
Oh it must be terrible.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
For goodness sakes, here's a guy they throw out of
an airplane into a jungle. Here Sorge gets thrown out
and all he's got is a couple of matches and
a box of beef jerky, and he's expected to live
off of that for a month.
Speaker 12 (38:46):
I don't mean to be wandering in front of you, sargs. Yeah, yeah,
t sage out there drinking water from his socks.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Now, here's a guy who's been taught to drink his
own urine in time for emergency, eat MUDs and drink pea.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Now that sounds like a good time.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
But you know, sorry, you gotta go get your picture man.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Oh sorry, it ain't all glamour.
Speaker 12 (39:07):
Yeah, yeah, up for goodness, say, it just takes so long,
but time's gotta get everything just right.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
He spent a month in the jungle. Look at him.
He's fine, he's way over. I feel like I'm over
so long, you've probably see me in the corner knocking
back as well.
Speaker 13 (39:28):
In defense of the photographers too, is it takes them
so long to get a set up because well, they're taking.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Pictures of us.
Speaker 13 (39:34):
Yeah, and gotta get all those stockings on the lenses
and all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
You know, I said, I said, at least this way,
you get it done, you'll have a picture you like.
Speaker 6 (39:43):
You won't.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
You won't be complaining about having a bad picture anymore
because the love of picture for.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
About a week. Who won't?
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Then?
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Oh, I know, I know what are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (39:51):
And Johnny says, I ain't never seen a picture of
me yet that I like.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
And there's a very good reason for that. Well, you're
you're you're you.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
I mean, no offense, but have you assumed yourself some
pictures I'm cute?
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Yeah, but you know your mom wants to keep all
those yeah yeah, from when you were in third grade.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
You know that's this is the one with the hospital
I d bracelet on.
Speaker 6 (40:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Oh yeah, unbelievable. How long want to take?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Man?
Speaker 2 (40:29):
How long this contract we just signed. I'm just to
tell yourself to get we don't have to do this ever,
six years. This is the lord.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
The countdown to Randy Hill. The clock is louder than
any woman's biological clock.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Could ever be in their head.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Get the last year, my no, I rolled it back.
It's a six year deal. I predict now in four years.
Four years to Randy Hill.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
It's someone on the beach. You just shout out me,
what are they gonna do?
Speaker 4 (41:04):
Yeah, that's what's coming.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Here comes Hell count down to Rendill. Also, so I
have three and a half years of peace.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Don't make me tell him about the four John Boys.
Speaker 12 (41:19):
I know I'm not getting into that, don't man, where's
that st John Boy?
Speaker 4 (41:28):
And he'll every now and then, unfortunately he gets to
hear me work. Now he'll sit out and watch TV
or videos while I'm in the production studio working.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
He's not in there.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
So now he hears me in there editing something down,
you know, for an album or whatever, He'll come and go, hey,
I bet we could just run that.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Nobody ever know. Yes, we could do that.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
This is the best thing you ever done.
Speaker 4 (41:52):
I've been doing it for twelve years. But no, I
don't have to come to work.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yep, count down.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Nor Hell.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Under way be there.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Oh, you have no right now, I'm living in John
Boy now.
Speaker 12 (42:08):
Yeah, Brandy, I know he's out there working there in
the studio. At least a door turn that down. Yeah,
black is my favorite part of Black Sheet. And he'll
sit there and watch movies. I know he's seen five
hundred times, and he'll laugh at the same part. Nick,
the barber came over and cut John Boy's hair at
our studio. We made a little closet in the studio.
(42:29):
Place in the closet, a little closet for Johnny to get.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
His haircut on.
Speaker 4 (42:33):
I swear to you it looked like Bigfoot had exploded
in that apartment.
Speaker 13 (42:37):
So the barber went in the closet with John boyd Yes,
next one.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
I mean Nick here.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Oh yeah, I've got so many John Boys stories. Now
let me tell you another one about how stupid you at.
Sometimes I'm gonna write a book. Well, go ahead, it
makes your money. We can end this deal a little early. Yeah,
unfortunately his contracts has any money I make is here.
Speaker 16 (43:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
It's worse than being married and going through a divorce.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Yeah, at least you're getting screwed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this
is true.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Hey, yeah, j'all talk a little slower.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
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Speaker 3 (00:28):
There's a Big Show on the radio with our feature
track for the Big Show bid Box. John Moore hates
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on their contest butt't while you're there, can't get a boot,
We'll call you. We're full server show. Wake up and
(00:48):
join me stuff? How about that? That is time for
beating the blard. Let's meet our contestant right now. It's
Frank out of Lewis Park, Kentucky. Good morning, Frank, John Boy.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yes, all right, where are you all going?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Later?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'm gonna find out.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
We're going down? He't some barbecue? What're you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
A minute? Oh, Frank, Well, we'll ask tighter some questions
you agree with? Disagreeing?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Course, trying to get two baiales for two buzzers and
you win the big old prize. Bye, give it to you.
Why we eating barbecue? John Boy and Billy Eastern Carolina
grilling song. Okay, yeah, I may day. I'll say, all right,
let's listen here, Franko Taylor. If you weigh one hundred
and twenty pounds on.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Earth, Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
How much would you weigh on the moon?
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Okay, all right, Mathing, I love the math. Let's see.
So on the moon, it's an eighth of your weight.
You divide eighth, you carry the one forty pounds. You're
a weigh forty pounds pounds the moon.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Frank Tayler comes up with, forty pounds is what one
hundred and twenty pounder would weigh on the moon.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
What do you think? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I disagree? Zero gravity?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay, so you're trying to big disagree? Was right? Zero? Wrong?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
You know the heckler in the back of the room.
You know you can't really bluff with a heckler in
the room.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Okay, okay, Tator said it was forty pounds.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Frank disagreed. Yes, it is zero. But he's correct, and
he's correct. I know, so so what so be quiet.
I got it well, but but no, you messed me up.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay, twenty pounds from it's not right.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
No, it's one sixth. The weight of your gravity pull
on the moon is one sixth And she said one eighth.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
And that don't matter because I said, how much would
you weigh on the moon if you weighed one hundred
and twenty pounds on Earth. She said forty pounds wrong,
Frank disagree. I know he disagreed, and that was say this, Yeah,
Frank is right, but it's one six of Earth's weight,
(03:30):
and you would weigh twenty pounds on the moon. That's
why Frank is right. It's not forty pounds.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yes, So why did you do that to me?
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Well, I was just trying to correct. And also she
said that it was forty and eight into one. Twenty
is fifteen, not forty. So it was just so many
things wrong.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
Made his head explode, which was fun.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, we gotta get Randy Duns come up with all
of these questions.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, I'm sure he's got a lot invested, but quit it.
You just Frank is right, he's got one bail.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
That's good, all right, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Here we go, Frank, good, good work on your Okay, okay,
here we go.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Let's love each other.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
In some states, there is one song that it is
illegal to dance to.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
What song is it.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Gloria Gaynor's song you Gotta Cut Loose Footloose? So it's footloose.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
In some states, it is illegal to dance to the
song Footloose.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Frank, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (04:56):
I thought we lost him.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
I guess I'll agree with her.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That's about the stupidest thing I ever heard of.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I thought it was a breaking hard billy.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
It's the star spangled banner. The star spangled banner. It's
illegal to dance too. Okay, all right, here we go.
We got a full count and then to announced, I
gotta play wordy word before the guy.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
You'll be all right.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
All right, I'll get this one, all right, Tatler, will
rubber tires protect a car from being struck by lightning?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Rubber tires?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
In science class we learned it's not the tires that
protect you but the middle frame. So no, rubber tires
do not protect your car.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Wow, Frank, you hear that Tata says, no, rubber tires
do not protect the car being struck by lightning.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
I disagree. I can agree.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
They have no lightning is strong enough to travel through
or around the rubber. Your tires would have to be
solid rubber and a mile thick to insulate you from
a lightning bolt. Okay, well, Frank, dog on it. You
lost a book where you learned something valuable.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Man which is, don't argue with Randy.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
You will hang on well by Yeah, but no we
hang up on you, all right, buddy, thank you, all
right man, No Jackie one a man the Hour and
top of you news. We've been having fun on the
golf course. First this week Rodney character. We had fun
(06:58):
with Rodney right, he's up there.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
It's a big show on the radio celebrating the pride
in Dallas, Texas, Scottish Scheffler this week. The Tour Championship
of the top thirty golfers starts tomorrow in East Lay.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
You check down the ill the buyer. But he plays
some golf. We're talking about golf. You boys play it.
Speaker 8 (07:56):
You don't play golf.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh yeah, I played it. Rick Hendrick cu celebrity turnament
coming up, Mondy.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
I know you're looking at me, probably thinking you play golf.
Oh yeah, yeah, I bet Gurley golf out in the
short grass. Hell with that, I'm off in the bushes
looking for stuff. I got a machete, a canna off.
I'm seeing parts of the course nobody ever really gets
a chance to see. In fact, I'm seeing parts of
the course of Guy Bulozer and putting it in so.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
I said.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
Deep in the woods. The other day I saw bulozer
with skeleton on it. He obviously didn't know when to quit.
He built another nine holes. Nobody even knows about it. Oh,
I played him. Hell, I was out there all by myself,
a little.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Rough, you know.
Speaker 8 (08:36):
Of course, nobody's been molded, and it ain't been molded
about nine, ten or twenty years. Yeah, they gurley golf
out in the short grass. You might as well just
be wearing pumps and skirt, you know, no pennies, hey,
and I like fat. I don't wear pennies, not ever.
Once in a while, put it on the part off around,
(08:56):
feel them out.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
But I'm fishing, you know. I have to wear panties
when I'm fishing. Us my mind on the right things.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
Last night I saw you picture ain't a hustling on
my magazine.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I din that vading number. It was on the names
your name.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
I read something else, letters you write up to on
the brag of Dome and night I'm sitting alone, talking
on the phone, talking on the phone. I'm talking on
the phone live any things I do when.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I'm along, I'm maxing up my face with the love.
Speaker 10 (09:42):
I'll never know ninety five a minute talking on the phone.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Good morning, there's a big shawl al radio. Here we go.
It is time for Oliver. Well, well, well, the long
hot days of summer are upon us.
Speaker 11 (10:37):
The days grow longer, and the mercury rises to insufferable heights,
and along with the oppressive heat, the humidity is usually
one hundred percent. You can barely stand to be outside.
You think to yourself, how could it get any worse
than you see them?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
And it's worse.
Speaker 11 (10:59):
The fat people have come to the pool. Yes, the
fat people have arrived. With each hoofstep, the pool ripples
with impact tremors, like a herd of pale, dimply dinosaurs.
They thunder towards the water's edge. It's like job of
(11:21):
the Hut took his family on a summer vacation. But
they're not alone. They've got their squealing, chubby children in
tow faces already smeared with a hearty breakfast of melted
Hershey's Kisses and Cheetos. As the fat people take two
or three normal spaces each, suddenly all that coveted towel
(11:45):
space pool side begins to disappear faster than the good
bacon on the breakfast bar. This doesn't include the additional
acreage they claim with their loaded coolers chuck full of
hogis and you who's and white sized Snickers, And well
that's not altogether true. The snickers are full size to them,
(12:07):
they only seem bite size. But just taking up space
isn't enough for these gelatinous giants. They have the audacity
to break the sanctity of God's glorious sunny day by
doing the unthinkable. That's right, they strip down to their
bathing suits. Believe me when I say the dairy section
(12:30):
of the Sam's Club has never seen this much cottage
cheese in one single place at any time. Like the
skin of an undercooked turkey. It oozes from every opening
of spandex material already stretched beyond accepted NASA limitations. Why
if only Colonel Sanders could fry thighs this big, he
could end the world's hunger problem.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
And what I knew? The KFC joker get the Black Girl?
And what of the poor old sun? Could it be?
Speaker 11 (13:06):
There is no global warming, but just the Sun having
to work over time to tan the planet's ever growing
mountain of fish belly white epidermis. As you watch them
layering on gallon after gallon of man tan with paint rollers.
You secretly kick yourself for not buying that sunscreen stock. Then,
(13:27):
like some sort of nightmarish SeaWorld spectacle, the fat people
get in the pool. You're suddenly aware that you're not
the only one staring. It's like a walrus battle royal.
All that splashing and sloshing and leaping out.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Of the water.
Speaker 11 (13:44):
Oh what you wouldn't give for a little kiosk nearby
that sold feeder fish three for a dollar. But it's
not all fun and games. You don't have to be
a math wizard to realize. When the fat people get
into the pool, the water comes out, and as the
bulbous bathers cavort, they are blissfully unaware of the regular
(14:05):
humans only feet from them being swept away on a
huge cellulite tsunami, struggling not to get tangled in the pool.
Furniture and parked cars also caught in the time. And
what about when they get out of the pool. The
absence of their presence will render the massive concrete receptacle
nearly vacant, save for the big greasy ring made up
(14:28):
of tanning lotion. Mayonnaise and sloughed skin. Don't worry, the
rest of the guests won't have.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Long to wait.
Speaker 11 (14:38):
The pool will be full soon enough, ironically, thanks to
the fat people and the miracle of perspiration.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
As the sun sets in that a.
Speaker 11 (14:50):
Pleasant teach you not to drink water when you're in
the pool. As the sun sets and the fat people
wobble towards the exit, dragging in the coolers and full children,
the bodies of the slow and unsuspecting, unfortunate enough to
be walking in front of them suddenly stuck to the
underside of their feet like discarded bubblegum. The horror is
(15:12):
nearly over for them. That is, I won't be so lucky.
I still have to take my wife's family out to dinner.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
That explains it.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
All, right.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Here are no hot well her heart? Oh how hard?
Speaker 6 (15:40):
God?
Speaker 12 (15:40):
Everyone know that's la lest is l list is le list,
go hoo fast, there's well less, there's less.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Oh honey, God, I'll con.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
No I know.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
What.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Yeah, mornin is a big shot the radio.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Yeah man was talking about Bill Clinton turned seventy nine.
Yes a day was not invested in and Bill, we're
going through some of our favorite Playhouses, Feeding Clinton always
going right here action.
Speaker 13 (16:51):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Channel
Surfing with the Clintons. As our story opens, Bill Clinton
is relaxing in the bedroom of the presidential suite at
a Posh hotel after a long day of campaigning with
his wife Hillary.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Oh, yeah, there you go. That's it.
Speaker 13 (17:13):
Work it, baby, You're a bad little girl.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Amen.
Speaker 13 (17:19):
Yeah, what's up, honey?
Speaker 14 (17:21):
I can't find my foot scraper. I've searched this bathroom
from top to bottom. What are you watching in here?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Know nothing.
Speaker 13 (17:29):
I'm just checking out a fishing show on Discovery Channel.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Uh huh, give me that TV remote? Do what now?
You heard me?
Speaker 14 (17:37):
Give me the remote? Why does this thing have so
many buttons on it? Here we go previous channel. Honey,
before you say anything.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Ah poorn, I knew it.
Speaker 14 (17:50):
I'm in the bathroom trying to doll myself up for you,
and you're in here perving out of some trailer trash.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Paula Jones look alike.
Speaker 13 (17:58):
Actually, Paula's boobs aren't new, nothing, nothing, nothing. Look, sweetie,
here's what happened. Okay, this is the truth. I was
watching the fishing show and I kind of dozed off.
I must have rolled over on the remote and it
switched over to the porn channel by accident. But when
I saw what was happening, I switched it right back
to the Discovery channel.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
How stupid do you think I am?
Speaker 13 (18:25):
Is this a trick question?
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Bell?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
You need to focus.
Speaker 14 (18:29):
We are right on the verge of what we've been
working for towards the last thirty years.
Speaker 13 (18:34):
Now, you know I did two terms as President of
the United States.
Speaker 14 (18:38):
Right, Okay, I'm on the verge of what I've been
working for toward thirty years.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
It's crunch time, honey.
Speaker 13 (18:46):
You're absolutely right. I'm really sorry. Tell me what you
want me to do, and I'll do it. So what
show do you want to watch?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Well, tell you what. Put it back on the porn channel.
You already know how to fish.
Speaker 13 (19:05):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I found my fun scramper. Cue that again.
Speaker 13 (19:11):
Next time we will hear crusty old Bernie Sanders saying.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
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Speaker 6 (20:04):
Right, Hello, what was everybody watching at the box office?
While I have the top five movies from the weekend,
Weapons Held Firm and the number one spot for its
second weekend in a row. Weapons is the movie that
stars Josh Brolin, Yeah, and Amy Madigan. I think of
it if I said his name. And it's that crime
(20:25):
suspense movie where kids go missing in the neighborhood. They
all go missing at the same time and kind of
like the same place, and so the community tries to.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Figure out where.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Okay, second place went to Disney's Freakier Friday that has
Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis in it, and it
was second place last week. Second So there was the
first movie like that years ago, I mean the.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Same one, was it? Jamie Lee Curtison that one too,
So it was kind of like revisiting.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Well yeah, it was kind of like this Freak Your Friday.
Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis. They switched places. They
were a mom and daughter. Now it's like, uh, they
switched places with their friends or something like that. There's different,
but they still they still swap. Third place went to
Bob Odenkirk's Nobody Too. Oh yeah, Nobody ruins his vacation,
(21:21):
so he's on vacation this time with the family and.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
More action.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
I saw behind the scenes with that, and since Nobody
won again, they not calling it Nobody went. But he
got in shape for that movie and continued to do
the same workout so that when Nobody Too came around,
he was ready.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
He is ready.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
We had that heart attack and.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
All that kind of stuff. Yeah on the set.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Okay, The Fantastic four First Steps was fourth place, and
The Bad Guys Too, that animated flick came in fifth place.
Right in theaters this weekend. Eden starring Jude Law and
a day Armis that's Tom Cruise's new little girlfriend late twenties? Yeah, okay, yeah,
(22:07):
So it's a group of disillusioned Europeans who settle on
a remote, uninhabited island in the Galakaboos, and they soon
discovered that their greatest threat isn't the brutal climate or
deadly wildlife, but each other. Gold Like Survival the TV show.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
So that is out.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
It's directed by Ron Howard, so it should be pretty good.
Also out this Friday, is I lost it?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Oh? Well, it was make up a movie.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
I don't know, But.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
AnyWho, I don't know why I deleted it from my list,
but hey, what's on streaming? Netflix has fit for TV
the reality of the Biggest Loser, reality.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Of the Biggest Scene, How those people were just bait
the hell?
Speaker 6 (22:55):
It delves into the behind the scenes world of the
reality competition, revealing its impact on contestants, trainers, and producers.
How many gained their fate, how many got came their
weight back? What was the But I'll watch you know,
I watched it, and I watched it the same way
that I watched Biggest Loser, which was eating a bowl
(23:17):
of ice Crenk Fixed is also on Netflix. This is
an animated kind of in the vein of ren and Stumpy.
After learning he's getting neutered, a dog voiced by Adam
Devine has twenty four hours to squeeze in One Last
Hurrah or Out with the Boys, America's team, The Gambler
(23:39):
and His Cowboys is on Netflix. It is an eight
episode binge watch if you're into it. The docuseries offers
the definitive story of the Dallas Cowboys and Jerry Jones
impact on NFL history. If you're a Cowboys fan, that's
one for you. And one last one on Prime video Butterfly.
There's six episodes to this. A former US Intelligence opera operative,
(24:01):
Daniel day Kim finds himself pursued by a sociopathic young
agent assigned to kill him and the sinister spy organization
that she works for. And it's pretty good. I've watched
a couple episodes and yeah, I think he'd like it. Okay, good, good,
And I will find out what that other movie is
that's coming out on Friday.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
All right, bye, Well, thank you very much for that report.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Ye're welcome.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
All right, Jackie, getting them on the line right now,
one eight hundred, big show.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Well, team up and play negs.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
Go.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
That's a big show on the radio. How do y'all?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Day?
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Wednesday, August twenty of twenty twenty five, Picture track, win it,
make show good?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Box Y'A boy hates picture day.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
What you're looking masking like me?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Key word? Picture day, the mid box day, middle help
your school day.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Shall embrace the picture and then probably freeze it, enjoy it,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
That's our motto for wordy words. So let's do it.
I went everybody's head about the bed. Okay, my birdie bird,
little Birdybury.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Paul from Pigeon Fords, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Good morning, Paul, Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Marty?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Welcome? And we got Danny from Anger in North Carolina.
Good morning, Danny, Good morning, how you doing today? When
we are awesome? Welcome? Boys?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
All right, So Tayter and Danny be a team, John
Boy and Paul be another And oh no, we're nearly
with three letter words.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Guys.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
I think it's easy.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
It's not easy. It sounds like four letter words would
have been well risky. So three letter words.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
So Danny, you relax me and Paul ago for the
first thirty seconds. All right, are you ready, Paul, Yes, okay,
let's start the clock.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Now. You drink coffee out of a coffee yes, uh.
Babies do this a lot way way yeah uh huh. Okay,
this is like another word for insect.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Don't blank me man, yeah uh huh. Noah built this
for the animals and the flood. Yeah okay. This is
a pimple on your face.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah uh. This is what what you do when you talk. Okay, Yeah,
that was a tough Ebuyzlli. Bugs are coming, Paul. Good
work on five on the board.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
All right, and now let's see what Taylor and Danny
can do for round one with that one.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
You read it, Danny, yes, sir, okay, and.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Go a little dog barks like this blank blank blank.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah yep.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
Ye. Kids asked this question all the time.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Whow don't sit here?
Speaker 6 (27:30):
The seat is blank with paint. Yeah uh, an elephant
ways over this turn You kids play with these at
Christmas and anytime.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
And your your male child is.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Your what oh, there's the buzzer.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
So that was a five on the board for Tayler
and Danny k So it is tied up boys after
round one?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Anybody's game? All right, Paul, here we go for round two.
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
All right? Three letter words starting to clock now, not
your daughter, but your you're, you're, you're, you're, you're. No, no,
another word, not the door? Yes, okay?
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
The blank is blue overhead?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Uh huh okay?
Speaker 3 (28:24):
An area blank you put on your hard woods, so
to walk on it in your house?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
A what a shag?
Speaker 15 (28:30):
What rug?
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Uh huh blank? Blank? Your boat.
Speaker 15 (28:35):
Tug?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
No blank blanket with ore rot Yeah all right, So
what was that? A four on that five? Good work, Paul.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
That is a nine score, so hater and Danny four
will force overtime, five will win it.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Okay, ready, Danny, I'm ready and go.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
You go here for an alcohol drink. Billy up to
the This is oh you got to pick this up
from your dog number two?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
This is this is how you stick something to your shirt.
You don't write with it, but you stick something to
your shirt.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
A bowling blank?
Speaker 6 (29:16):
Yeah, a blank around the old blank tree, acorns fall
from it.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Egg egg blank you see Christmas egg.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Roll No, I mean egg drink. That was after the buzzer.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
It is time up.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
It looks like nine to nine. Yes, it was over time,
boys saying where you settle is with an extra fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Danna, just outside the buzzer, talked to us judges.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
All right, Paul, let's see what we can do. Fifteen seconds.
Guys is gonna go very very quick. All right, so Paul,
let's see. Are you ready, Paul, Yes, okay, start the
clock now. Your wife will do just to you all
the time.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yes, okay. A coffee blank, not a cup but a
uh yes, uh blank? The grass blank?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
A cow goes, oh oh, there's a buzzer all right,
but a three on the board. That's good work, Paul.
In that fifteen seconds so Tater and Danny. Three will
force double over time.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Four will win it. Two won't cut it. Are you ready, Danny?
I'm ready and go.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
The cow says right, uh put you put? You put
chap stick on this part of your body.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Chapstick lips?
Speaker 6 (30:54):
Yep, don't don't did? You'd better tell the truth. Don't
tell me a blank?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
You tell me?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Al says the what cat cat for the wind falling
pigeon force. Man, we come up one shorort on that one.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
I'm gonna get Jackie. Give you another shot down the
road though, Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Buddy, okay this first time? Yeah, good work, buddy. All right,
Man and Danny, don't gown you even tighter winning that.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
That to you.
Speaker 15 (31:37):
But we just had to.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Well, you got you a good old blue em U
P B C O T c int your lift cream
package coming to you. Enjoy, make you feel good and
think about titter at the same time.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
All Right, I appreciate that. Good. Marty got the Big
Show on the radio, Baby Quest with John Boy. Listen,
we got there, Jerry.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
Bow One out of Spartanburg, South Carolina. Donnie Presle nine
one one one.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
That's how it was written.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Know exactly what you want there, Jerry coming up next.
(32:36):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio. Something you'd like
to hear about this time money two Friday. It is
up on the John bore Miller Facebook page. Boy, Jerry
out of Spartanburg, South Carolina.
Speaker 16 (32:48):
Here go Alrighty had a fine upstanding police officer in
the Big Show studios yesterday. He would have been sitting down,
but we couldn't find a chair. Anyway, Randy is h
is After we were producing some stuff on the show.
Randy was in the production room with him. And Randy
has blessed his heart. He has little asthma problems, you know,
(33:10):
with the with this heat and stuff going on. And
and I guess you took out your nerd in hailer.
And I mean Randy has like his regular in hailer,
you know, but like for this time. I mean it's
like a five gallon drum.
Speaker 13 (33:22):
And giant white plast thing looks like the pump off
of like a hot tub, but.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Like Darth Vader's talking all that tway.
Speaker 16 (33:29):
So anyway, Randy was complaining about how hard it was,
and and this police officer said, oh, you've got it
so tough. So it kind of chicked Randy off, I
guess him making fun of you. And yeah, and after
you take it from us from four hours and then
you know, somebody sometimes even if.
Speaker 17 (33:42):
A guy does have a gun, I figure, what the heck,
what if I got to live for just another day here?
Speaker 16 (33:46):
But anyway, so I guess you said, Okay, you think
it's so easy, you know, you said, you said in here, I'll.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Go type up a little public service.
Speaker 17 (33:52):
Now, the FCC has been on us to get some
public service announcements on the show. I said, let me
go type someth my brea quick, and you just put
on these headphones and read this for me on the microphone.
Speaker 16 (33:59):
Now, now some of you have heard we do this before,
Like we had some bankers in here one day and
we made them do it because it's a special sound
sinking thing you have alan you're you're in the bills,
you understand this. When you run a tape recorder, you
have like the playback head and the record head.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (34:15):
Yeah, And sometimes what you have to do is to
sync up your audio. You have to talk along with yourself,
and in order to keep yourself from sound like an idiot,
you have to have what's called a delay in your headphones.
Speaker 16 (34:26):
But if you take that off, see like you're talking
to a microphone, but you hear yourself like a quarter
of a second later in your headphones.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
And it makes you sound kind of goofy.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Yeah, there's a lot of concentration, a real sense of professionalism.
Speaker 13 (34:40):
Y'all may not believe this, but we have that problem
on this show.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
So yeah, it'll happen. You know, sometimes stuff that didn't
make sense.
Speaker 16 (34:47):
So anyway, so Randy sets him up, So sets down
at the microphone, says, here, please, you know, read these
public service announcements with that sink delay off.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
So let's all listen to him together. Jelly, all right,
well that's tape there, it is.
Speaker 17 (35:00):
Okay, Donny, just just read what's on the script here
and we'll use it like for a public service announcement.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Just just just go anytime you're ready.
Speaker 15 (35:08):
I'm please, Officer Donnie Pressly. And even amount of our urgency,
you should dial nine one one one.
Speaker 17 (35:17):
Maybe maybe you should get like a little bit more
of a serious read on it.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Try that.
Speaker 15 (35:22):
I'm police Officer Donnie Pressly. In case if amergency, you should.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Dial nine one on one.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
I'll try once more.
Speaker 15 (35:35):
Right now, I'm please, Officer Donnie Pressley. In case of
an emergency, you should die nine one one one.
Speaker 17 (35:49):
Maybe if you talked a little slower, try it once more.
Speaker 15 (35:55):
I'm what I'm police off, Sir Donnie press In case
of an emergency, you should down one one one, Okay.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Thank you very much, Donnie.
Speaker 17 (36:15):
Maybe if you went a little faster that, I'm police
Officer Presley.
Speaker 11 (36:19):
In case an.
Speaker 15 (36:20):
Emergency, I'm police officer Donnie Press in cases of an emergency,
you should die, no one one.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
A little faster.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
I need a little faster.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
We gotta get it in under five seconds.
Speaker 15 (36:38):
I'm police officer Donnie Press in case of an emergency
that you should die, not one one.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
A right says yes. We're all walking home today. Yeah,
(37:19):
good morning. That's a big seawan the radio. You like
this for your john boy, but.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
The album that's the track out of the big Box
key words picture day.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Oh man.
Speaker 12 (37:31):
We're going down to the beach this weekend. Get my
family bringing them back. It's about to kill me having
eat out every night and got nobody cooking for me
on me. Jackie is starting to go pick her up
last night and bring them.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
I told you don't eat with him. Got yourself all
marked up, oh man? And today we gotta go get
pictures made. What's round?
Speaker 6 (38:00):
I do?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I have to be in all of them. They're jahmboy
and billy pictures may come as a surprise to it
in them.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
See your name is like part of the show.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Now.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Rayford's ready to getting your picture made today. We're all
getting their picture made. Whichever a persona you want me
two percent?
Speaker 4 (38:15):
I will be there with all right, should we wear
shoes this time? Everybody asks us why we don't have
shoes on with the picture?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Let's wear shoes. Sounds good.
Speaker 12 (38:22):
Now he's going to replace our pictures on the website
and stuff. Sure, yeah, man, standing around, get your picture made.
Oh it must be terrible.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
For goodness sakes, here's a guy they throw out of
an airplane into a jungle. Here Sorge gets thrown out
and all he's got is a couple of matches and
a box of beef jerky, and he's expected to live
off of that for a month.
Speaker 12 (38:46):
I don't mean to be wandering in front of you, sargs. Yeah, yeah,
t sage out there drinking water from his socks.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Now, here's a guy who's been taught to drink his
own urine in time for emergency, eat MUDs and drink pea.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Now that sounds like a good time.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
But you know, sorry, you gotta go get your picture man.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Oh sorry, it ain't all glamour.
Speaker 12 (39:07):
Yeah, yeah, up for goodness, say, it just takes so long,
but time's gotta get everything just right.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
He spent a month in the jungle. Look at him.
He's fine, he's way over. I feel like I'm over
so long, you've probably see me in the corner knocking
back as well.
Speaker 13 (39:28):
In defense of the photographers too, is it takes them
so long to get a set up because well, they're taking.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Pictures of us.
Speaker 13 (39:34):
Yeah, and gotta get all those stockings on the lenses
and all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
You know, I said, I said, at least this way,
you get it done, you'll have a picture you like.
Speaker 6 (39:43):
You won't.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
You won't be complaining about having a bad picture anymore
because the love of picture for.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
About a week. Who won't?
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Then?
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Oh, I know, I know what are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (39:51):
And Johnny says, I ain't never seen a picture of
me yet that I like.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
And there's a very good reason for that. Well, you're
you're you're you.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
I mean, no offense, but have you assumed yourself some
pictures I'm cute?
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Yeah, but you know your mom wants to keep all
those yeah yeah, from when you were in third grade.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
You know that's this is the one with the hospital
I d bracelet on.
Speaker 6 (40:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Oh yeah, unbelievable. How long want to take?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Man?
Speaker 2 (40:29):
How long this contract we just signed. I'm just to
tell yourself to get we don't have to do this ever,
six years. This is the lord.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
The countdown to Randy Hill. The clock is louder than
any woman's biological clock.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Could ever be in their head.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
Get the last year, my no, I rolled it back.
It's a six year deal. I predict now in four years.
Four years to Randy Hill.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
It's someone on the beach. You just shout out me,
what are they gonna do?
Speaker 4 (41:04):
Yeah, that's what's coming.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Here comes Hell count down to Rendill. Also, so I
have three and a half years of peace.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Don't make me tell him about the four John Boys.
Speaker 12 (41:19):
I know I'm not getting into that, don't man, where's
that st John Boy?
Speaker 4 (41:28):
And he'll every now and then, unfortunately he gets to
hear me work. Now he'll sit out and watch TV
or videos while I'm in the production studio working.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
He's not in there.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
So now he hears me in there editing something down,
you know, for an album or whatever, He'll come and go, hey,
I bet we could just run that.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Nobody ever know. Yes, we could do that.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
This is the best thing you ever done.
Speaker 4 (41:52):
I've been doing it for twelve years. But no, I
don't have to come to work.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Yep, count down.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Nor Hell.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Under way be there.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Oh, you have no right now, I'm living in John
Boy now.
Speaker 12 (42:08):
Yeah, Brandy, I know he's out there working there in
the studio. At least a door turn that down. Yeah,
black is my favorite part of Black Sheet. And he'll
sit there and watch movies. I know he's seen five
hundred times, and he'll laugh at the same part. Nick,
the barber came over and cut John Boy's hair at
our studio. We made a little closet in the studio.
(42:29):
Place in the closet, a little closet for Johnny to get.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
His haircut on.
Speaker 4 (42:33):
I swear to you it looked like Bigfoot had exploded
in that apartment.
Speaker 13 (42:37):
So the barber went in the closet with John boyd Yes,
next one.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
I mean Nick here.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Oh yeah, I've got so many John Boys stories. Now
let me tell you another one about how stupid you at.
Sometimes I'm gonna write a book. Well, go ahead, it
makes your money. We can end this deal a little early. Yeah,
unfortunately his contracts has any money I make is here.
Speaker 16 (43:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
It's worse than being married and going through a divorce.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Yeah, at least you're getting screwed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this
is true.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Hey, yeah, j'all talk a little slower.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
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