October 15, 2025 • 43 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we have a major announcement regarding the future of the Big Show.. - Tater updates us on the celebrity news with this weeks Tatertainment report..Carl Childers Goes to the Renaissance Festival.. - We unearth a recording of Lindsay Buckingham performing live in our studio.. - A bonus Top 10 List reveals the worst Halloween costumes.. - and a new drug is out that you may want to ask your Doctor about…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You have more than everybody. The Big Show is right
here on the radio. Saves me praised, You're lifted.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated, smile on your
face and a song in your heart as long as
you buying their bloody grill and sauce, John Boy and
Billy on the Big show face and begorah.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
The rooster is taking his head around the corner. Don't
want to really come in. Anybody want to get on?
Cauka cuckoo as it's in France.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
The rooster, I do they say stuff like that and
the sound of the rooster, you know it's man.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, I see she left. She never came back? Did
she never came back?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Let's move on with our lives. This National Fossil Day?
Hey man with the box that y'all.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Girls bring in every morning that we hide here in
the I Heart Media studios. Uh, do you have that
stag of my cards because it's like National Fossil Day,
you know from my megaladon Shark Teeth, my boy down
at the coast.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Do we have that handful of cards and we bring
them with us?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Jaggie Tater, Wow, look at all the girls, how responsive they.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Are taking number rushing towards the box.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
You know from my handful, they didn't even make eye contact.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
What's up with that?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I know my French Maid was here, she'd be all
over that box.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Right, it's like a collection of business cards she just
held up to you.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Oh really, No, no, no, that's man Billy at the Breakfast
and Champions.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
But that is a nice car, nice likeness collect all right.
So well, if we found it, I'm sorry, y'all.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
Now they're trying to outdo one another.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
To your spots, and we'll do it. Tell you if
I find the megalodog shark.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
Oh yeah, I don't think it is, No, it is, now.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Okay, what is that? I haven't seen us? A lot
of stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Oh there's oh, there's our there's our action packed race car,
my leg a little look, I'm wearing my boat Jangles
racing suit. Oh there's a little stoopid would have gone
to his head, ran his chi wah wah.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
All right, well this was fun walk down memory lane.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
We'll see now you can't get them out of it, alright,
Well we'll figure that out later.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
All right.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
So I got three days in history already ready to
go to get our categories in the winning beginning.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, goes dating with those that box. I'm serious, that's
my stuff, all right.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
So hang on, we'll get the winning beginning. Get you
some of this wonderful stuff. Beg Yoe's on the radio.
Good morning. Make Show's on the radio. It's hunting seasoned boys,
and we got a happy Herd prize. Pike Having heard
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You'll get Timberson off at checkout. Listen up right here
and you can win you some three days in history
where we're gonna our three categories. It was nineteen o three.
Actor Gordon Dance was born in Pattensburg, Missouri. As wild
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Bill Hickhock, he was the first movie cowboy to wear
his guns backwards, had him a style. He started on
a Saturday serial, The Great Adventures of wild Bill Hickock,
and played Red Rider in both series and feature films.
Done in nineteen sixty five. He gave young Terry Hanson
a chance to dress just like him. They move up
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to twenty eleven, Lego Land, Florida, the world's largest Lego
Land theme park, opened in winter Haven. Still up, like
just put together Lego stuff and you walk through them.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
I guess no.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
It's it's quite impressive. Even if you're not a Lego fan,
it is impressive.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It would be all right, Well, there you go.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Lego.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Twenty eighteen, American retailer Sears filed for bankruptcy.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Are there no Seers now now?
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Granted?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
So that was twenty eighteen, Yeah, bankrupt It.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Took him a while. They hung on as long as
they could out of bankruptcy. All right, we'll get.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
The old Sears catalog. Man, it's passing the legion.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Yeah, all right, y'all.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Will there's have three categories one eight hundred Big show
was your toll free line?
Speaker 8 (05:32):
Use it?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
We play out Bears next, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's effects on the radio. Guys, some info. This guy
I'm missing know it all?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Or body Rander talking about Sears.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Remind me. Let's let's get this winning beginning it all.
I'll get back to that, all right, So let's go it.
Speaker 9 (06:21):
Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy and billy. We give the prizes from the
big prize being, let's go contested number one. This should
be a lot of fun playing outburst, having re up
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and gust.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Time you have the best time. You have a big shots.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Let's say, hey Grin from Hot Soup, I love Tama we.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Shots.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Well, good morning, Griff, you are you are Griff, Get
on in here, Griff, crime Dog.
Speaker 10 (07:10):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Brother crright, Griff, let's get you do these categories. Buddy
gets you had Happy Herd down there in five seconds.
Three famous cowboys are actors of cowboys.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Ready it go Quin Eastwood, Sam Elliott, John Wayne bamp.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
All.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Right, now give us three places you can get Legos.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Ready go.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Lego Store, Amazon and Walmart. Bam bam bam and four
of the win three retailers like Sears.
Speaker 11 (07:46):
Ready go.
Speaker 12 (07:49):
J C.
Speaker 13 (07:49):
Penny, Macy's and Cole And.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
There you are ready to go there, rym knocking at
what random is telling me? Man to grow up?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Listen to John Landecker on w LS Radio out of Chicago.
It was an AM station. He got through the graam
North Carolina. That's what That's what got made too. I
want to be a disc jockey too. Randy, we talk
about that John Lander. When I got that award like
nineteen seven eight, my first ever, it was on the
same plaque with John Landegger.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, moment every bookie check I of w LS. But
that that stood for World's Largest Sears.
Speaker 11 (08:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
The people who owned seers at the time, I think
it was in the thirties.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
They built WLS.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
They got tired of having to buy advertising, so the hell,
I'll just build a radio stuff.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
So that's that's awesome.
Speaker 10 (08:38):
Man.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Let's learn this stuff and Griff, good work on you.
And Buddy, you got your prize back. Headed you away? Alrighty,
all right, before we get into the news, I want
you all to know that, uh, well, just to day is.
Let me I've been pulling stuff out of my butt
for the last well, I don't know, two years, really
good well is he? I ain't ready now, okay, And
(09:06):
as you can say, I'm kind of running out the
good stuff now, y'all. Zobe might have heard we are
retiring at the end of this year, the big show
will be retiring. Let me see fifty years that I've
been a disc jockey and well up in the North
Carolina Hall of fame, but I'm not going to spend
(09:28):
these last three months bragging.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
I'll take some of that action.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I stop now, but I just want y'all to know
still want to be connected with y'all. So tell Big
Show listeners, your friends, your family. We're going off the
radio at the end of the year, but we're still
going to figure out ways to be with you.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
All right.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I told Taylor, teach me to be an influencer. I
want to be an influencer.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
Okay, I love this plan.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
We got the John Boy and Billy Facebook page. You
can keep up with us on that, the Big Show
dot com as well, like that, and you know Taylor
Swift learning. You know she has the Swifties. So what
I want to do a Big Show listeners, y'all are
now the biggies.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
That's the reaction I was hoping for.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
All right, shall we got a few months your ideas,
be happy to take them, but we'll be off the
radio at the end of the year, so we figure
something out. You never say never except just see all right? Okay,
all right, so there's a big announcement.
Speaker 12 (10:33):
Does they.
Speaker 13 (10:36):
All right?
Speaker 7 (10:36):
I would have hoped you brought me aside when you
brought this lest rather than but.
Speaker 13 (10:41):
Okay, at least I know we're going to have remembering
ray for on the other side, Romedy Rayford kicking off
(11:15):
the Big Show.
Speaker 14 (11:16):
People say, Rayford, why.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
You just keep on working?
Speaker 7 (11:18):
You just keep on working.
Speaker 14 (11:19):
After all these sixty years, I say, Shoot, have too
much fun working at this job. I never call it
work anyway. Get to do a lot of interesting things,
go on cross country motor soycle rides, doro outing, personal appearances,
flying airplanes and all this other stuff. And then of
course the Grove Park in Comedy Classic, which we have
been doing for the past six years and coming up
(11:39):
again this weekend. Now, when we all get settled in
our rooms, the Big Show staff and entourage, the Grove
Park treats us to a private party out on the porch.
That's the day before the first show of the weekend.
Of course, you know it's a sellout every year. But
already many fans have already arrived at the Big Resort
Hotel in Nashville, and some coming running as fast as
(12:02):
they can to meet us. We signed autographs and chat
with him in the lobby, at the bar, in the
lobby around the big fireplace. However, there's another dictum of
show business that among the many fans and we love
you mean it, there's always one, always one who is
obnoxious wants to monopolize our time. About three years ago
(12:22):
there was one and he'd single media out, kept wanting
to buy me a drink, buy you a drink. I
kept telling him, thanks, but my drinks are on the
house or John Boarr, Yeah, lots of people want to
buy us drinks, but this guy was so insistent. I
kept saying, thanks, but save your money. Well, this little
squirt bulled his way out onto the porch and crashed
our private party, always saying Rayford, I won't buy you
(12:45):
a drink. You're really getting to be a pest about it.
But after I had graciously and politely refused his offer,
he dropped the bomb, what's the matter? You too good
to drink with me? And I didn't tell him he'd
crash the party, but said, okay, if you must go
into the bar and tell the bartender you want to
buy Raye for the drink and pour a drink of
(13:05):
what he's having. I'm not a Scotch drinker, only drinker
giving him out on occasion, and on this occasion the
bartender wanted me to sample one of his single malt Scotches,
most expensive bottle of liquor again in the whole place,
and he's got a lot of it, and he poured
me a drink of it neat on the house. So
the little fellow went to the bar, had his one
(13:27):
hundred dollar bill in his hand, said to the bartender,
I want a drink of what Rafer is drinking. Bartender
said sure and poured him on. Cost him twenty seven
dollars and fifty cents for one drink. Well, the pest
came out cussing, handed me the drink, said you know
how much that cost me? I said yeah, he said,
twenty seven dollars and fifty cents. Well, never was bothered
(13:50):
by him again. Usually those types show up again though
at the show and hecko no problem, as they say,
And we're looking forward to another weekend comedy Classic Weekend
at the Grove Parking and Spa in Ashville. Well, last
year a woman met me in the hot tub and
presented me with the fifth of Gentlemen Jack in a
leather bag. And there was a time when, Ah, but
(14:12):
that's another story from Robert d Ray for John Boy
and Billy Show.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Good Wednesday morning, October you fifteenth, it's got a big
show on the radio. Well, there's always something exciting happening
in beautiful Dismal seep in South Carolina, and here to
tell us all about it is the mayor himself, the
Honorable Merwin Coop Fiddle Swoop. Good morning, mister mayor. Good
morning John Boy and all your wonderful listeners. So what's
(15:02):
the big happenings in your fair city? Surprisingly right on cue,
John Boy. Well, everyone knows about the great successes in
the world, from technology to entertainment. There's more big names
than you can shake a stick at. Well, what about
the folks that gave it, the good old college tribe
it fell short. I think it's time to give these
valiant dreamers a good old pad on the back. So
(15:24):
this weekend, Dismal Seepage hosts the very first Flop Con
Flop Con. Do you think people are gonna flock to
see a bunch of failures? That's the idea, John Boy.
I mean, at least these folks dared to give it
a shot. What have you ever done? Well, over four
decades on the air and the toughest business on the planet.
Speaker 15 (15:48):
As always, the weekend starts out with the big parade
down Main Street. The Hillary Clinton Kick to the kerb
Girls Academy will bring their marching band. The fighting has
been the precision Soda jugglers from the New Koch Institute
for Stupid Ideas will make the scene the impossible whopper.
All vegan cowboys will be writing fake cows, and of
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course the Shriners will be on hand driving little Edsels, Tuckers, Pintos,
and Hugo's Lucky Parade attendees will get to see them
break down right in front of them at various points
on the route. Remember, don't be shy about giving them
a push. Well, you're off to a good star. That's
what she said, John Boy. Now, not every show can
(16:31):
be Seinfeld or Andy Griffith. The cast of some of
the greatest shows you've never heard of will be on hand.
Shows like Street Walker, Texas Ranger, My Three Sons of Anarchy,
and Gomer Pyle LGBTQ. They'll all be hosting meet and
greets in the big Blockbuster Video Memorial tent. Actors from
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the Steven Segall Dinner Theater will be performing live with
scripts from unsuccessful movies, The Princess Bride of Frankenstein, The
Wolf of Walmart, Raging Bull Durham, and the Eternal Sunshine
of the Spotless colon Ah. Sounds like a hot tickets,
Bring your ovenmits, John Boy, and bring your appetite. We'll
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be serving heaping helpings of tuna salad, pop tarts, pine
cone flavored crystal pepsi, pumpkin spice, wag u kebobs, and
the mcdeltcb.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Y the mcdltcb. Why is that like a frozen yogurt
sandwich with a big slab of almost real beef.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
It's really something well has it taste?
Speaker 15 (17:38):
The festivities conclude with the Big closing night party. Opening
the show is the world's oldest alternative lifestyle country star
Willie Nelson Riley, followed by Aerosmith and Wesson.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Hanson will be performing The Real Man. Hanson will be
performing No It's Terry Hanson.
Speaker 15 (17:59):
Singing his big hit got You, Got You, Gotcha. But
our headliner is going to be and the Blowfish and
the Whole Big Flop Con and the Whole Big Flop
Con concert will be hosted by Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
It's gonna be a great time. But it all sounds interesting.
But I have just one question.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Fire away, John Boy.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
I can't believe with a whole weekend dedicated to flops,
that there's not a booth dedicated to your years and
public service.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
So come on down.
Speaker 15 (18:33):
To the big, big, big dismal see Pitch Flop con
or the next failure might just be you?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Are you? This makes you? On the radio?
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Jumbo bit and Tandler Fenners ran to Jackie and you listening,
Hia Pale.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
You are listening to two of the funniest guys on
the radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Are they funny?
Speaker 10 (19:03):
Are they funny?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (19:06):
Hell can.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Good morning? It's a big show on the radio.
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Man.
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We just about an hour into the Big Show. We
got so much more to go.
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Parts goes later this morning, Lindsey Buckingham of Fleetwood Mac
has recorded live in the Big Show studio. You done
a miss app that's like an over hours though, so yeah, man, plain,
we don't want y'all to miss it. Also, get your
naming A hat for John Boy's wonderful thing, a desk
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plaque featuring the laser cut stillhowether the eight eight sixty
military helicopter. All there at the Big Show dot com.
Taytor Tament News. Up next we roll on Good Morning
Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we played John
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Tayman News and here's our girl, Marcy Tater Moran.
Speaker 17 (21:13):
Thank you very much. Some sad news to report out
of Hollywood. Oscar winning actress Diane Keaton passed away over
the weekend. She passed away Saturday in California at the
age of seventy nine.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
That was confirmed by her family.
Speaker 17 (21:26):
She's best known for her role in Annie Hall, for
which she won the Academy Awards. She also starred in
the Godfather series, The First Wives Club, Something's Got to Give,
on and on. She was in so many different things
it kind of shook Hollywood. It was unexpected to all
of her friends out there, everyone from Jane Fonda to
Bette Midler, Goldie hawn Al Pacino, Woody Allen, all of
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them have been posting on the socials wonderful tributes to
Diane Keaton. So adult sister, her family now Dolly Parton
is not dying, and she cleared that up because did you.
I don't know if you saw this running around socials.
Her sister posted on social media, pray for my sister,
you know, or pray for Dolly, Pray for her.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
And usually when someone does that, it.
Speaker 17 (22:10):
Sparks alarm and it led to the rumor wheel that
Dolly had passed us.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Dolly had canceled a few engagements and was basically out
of sight so.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Well, she didn't mean to scare everybody, she Freda.
Speaker 17 (22:27):
Her sister Freda updated her post on Facebook, explaining that
she she didn't mean to scare fans or make her
sister's conditions sound worse than it was what her other sister,
Stella was explaining that Dolly's been receiving treatment for kidney stones.
So Dolly went on social media. I made a video
and she's like, I'm here, look at me. You know,
I just want to clear this up basically, and she
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was like, quote, I wanted you to know that I'm
not dying. The AI picture of Reba McIntyre and me Lordie,
I mean they had riba at my deathbed and we
both looked.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Like we need to be buried.
Speaker 17 (23:02):
So yeah, So then Reba got on her social she
was like, I know, Dollie, I couldn't people I haven't
seen you. I love you, but that was so fake.
So people have even gone on you know, death hoox
things is. It is been around for a long time.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
But now this is a new thing.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
We're gonna have to deal with AI because they're doing
the pictures where you actually think it's really dim and
who does that mean?
Speaker 6 (23:24):
Posting somebody, somebody trying to make money. They're trying to
draw attention to their site.
Speaker 17 (23:30):
Paid for their stories, stuff like that, and you know,
and even then you're watching the video of Dollie and
she's like, it's me and I'm sitting there going is it?
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Is it?
Speaker 17 (23:38):
You know? But yeah, so Dolly's like, Dolly's fine, y'all.
She goes, I'm here, I'm working and I'm not ready.
I got work to do.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
So I just loved Dolly.
Speaker 17 (23:48):
So Taylor Swift was at the Kansas City or Kansas
City Chiefs.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Did you see that?
Speaker 17 (23:54):
I think the memo has been sent out just quick
brief little uh.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
The Swifties know that she's to keep watching.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Yeah, yeah, keep waiting.
Speaker 17 (24:04):
It maybe third quarter, who knows, but they're gonna flash
it up there. And she's also stepped way back in
the back now too. That gets harder to reflections in
the way. So she was there at the game and
then she got up early to be on Good Morning
America on Monday, made a big announcement that she had
teased on her socials and her announcement is is that
the sixth episode, The End of An Era, will start
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streaming on December twelfth on Disney Plus, and that is
the day before her birthday.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Is that more concert footage?
Speaker 17 (24:33):
It is of her journey on the Era's Tour, which
was like a three hour concert, so they had apparently
documented that, and that's gonna be on Disney Plus. There
will also be another concert film which will also hit
Disney Plus on the twelfth of December, titled Taylor Swift
The Era's Tour, The Final Show, and it was filmed
at her tour finale last December in Vancouver.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
So that's very specific. It's not Peace Piece together all
of it.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Okay, that's he kind of lost me on the whole day. Yeah,
I'm really not gonna watch.
Speaker 10 (25:05):
I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I'm sure we have a lot of Swift.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
I mean, you know, you have a sister's.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Surprise, you know you.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
I would like to say, you know, maybe I was
a little harsh on Taylor Swift because ever this guy
talking about he has like a twelve thirteen year old
daughter that would never watch football, but come down there
when Taylor Swift is there, was set on the couch
and watch football with.
Speaker 17 (25:25):
With a T shirt that says, I cheer for Taylor
Swift's boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yes, a lot says it.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Now, Katie Perry, I don't know.
Speaker 17 (25:36):
You know who Katie Perry is, of course, and she
worked on American Idol for a while.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Was married to Orlando Bloom and they broke up. Over
the weekend, she was spotted on a yacht with Justin Trudeau.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Trudeau, the former prime minister from Canada.
Speaker 17 (25:51):
That is right, TMZ got ahold of the pictures and
Canadian don't think so that's sure. I think.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Well, so anyway, I'm I'm sorry. Back to the pictures.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Oh, she's in a bikini.
Speaker 17 (26:04):
She's in a bikini, and he's a lot of PDA
display of affection. He was in jeans and shirtless, and
I mean it must have been a lens. I mean
that could catch that because they had no clue they
were being there, being watched. And yeah, they were smooching
on her boat in southern California. She's wearing that sleek
(26:27):
black one piece bathing suit which was hidden in areas,
so I thought it was a two piece, and he,
like I said, just had a pair of jeans on.
So that apparently now as there were rumors about their
relationship and there's no denying it, now, thank you, you
creepy papparazzi.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
I don't know if you well you had to.
Speaker 17 (26:47):
If you watch the game, you just see that the
dust up with the Brian branch with the Chiefs apparently.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
I know the guys will get to it later.
Speaker 17 (26:57):
But it was because he said there was an illegal
an illegal tackle or something like that.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
He was blocked in the back.
Speaker 17 (27:07):
Right.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Well, it wasn't all about that one, you know.
Speaker 17 (27:09):
They were like, okay, yeah, you don't have to shake
U Patrick's hand, right, But it was when he went
up to what's that guy's named Juju? Yes, all right,
when he went to Juju, he he pushed him because
Juju had done blocked him illegally in the back.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Okay, So was.
Speaker 17 (27:28):
Frustrated, was frustrated, and he issued a big apology postgame
and just said, you know he he was set off
by that and his.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Actions were childish. Yeah, yeah, caused a big old brew.
Speaker 18 (27:41):
Haha.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
That was exciting. I was like, what are we watching hockey?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
This is great.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
You'll hear more about that.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
No, all right, thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Oh yeah, you're welcome. I'm sorry I don't have any
pictures of Katie Perry. I'll get those for you. I
saw the look.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Just peaking around the corner there. All right, well, let's
get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy review.
Yesterday's question mousetailed hair, lip, hall of faced, big eared,
hammer headed, and tube nose. Are all varieties of these creatures.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Water bats olds?
Speaker 5 (28:22):
All right, today's John Boy Jeopardy. Pretty much everybody agrees
by now that the Earth is round and according to cosmatologists.
You were going to say that cosmologist cosmologists.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Now these are men that study the cosmi thy not
do your hair? Okay, well I don't know.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
So the cosmoologists say this is the shape of our universe?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
What is a squirkle.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Like a big word?
Speaker 9 (28:59):
Not?
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Because the cosmologists say this is the shape of our universe.
One ain't under a big show. You don't relyne.
Speaker 11 (29:07):
We played John Boy jepardy next, Good.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Morning, This is a big show on the radio. Humming
to your Homeday Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
I'll go in at fifteenth. Alright, read your tried from
the Big Show bed box, ask your doctor about grow
a set. Search for keyword doctor when I hear the
bed box at the Bigshow dot com here right now,
let's play yes live across America.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
It's John boy Jeppite and now you're he read about
a man whose wife tried giving him the Bobbitt treatment
but missed.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Police charged her with a misdoweener.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
He's John Boyd. Keep on tired about it, as I
heard Kevin.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Out of Lynchburg, Virginia. Good morning, Kevin, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Hey, why keV you got first shot at John Boyd
Jeopardy this morning? So pretty much we all agree by
now that the Earth is round and according to cosmologist
or cosmoologists, they studied the stuff like that, this is
the shape of our universe.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
So what you got, Kevin?
Speaker 8 (30:46):
Flat?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Kevin says, A shape of our universe is flat?
Speaker 7 (30:53):
Flat?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Mean the pictures all right?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Flat like it has a top and a bottom like flat.
Speaker 7 (31:05):
Like no, yeah, well sure I'll show you that.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Well, Cavin, good work on your and buddy bgo long
Tiger's prize back head up to Lynchburg for you.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
Hey, thanks, dude, I'm actually from Winchester, but hey it's
close enough.
Speaker 10 (31:20):
All right.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Well, Jackie is in charge of your address, so let's up.
We'll take our time with that, Cav.
Speaker 17 (31:26):
I appreciate you guys. So much.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Thank you all. I really appreciate it. Awesomebody. Well hang
on for a girl, Lie Jackie. Try him again, mister
when charged him. Yeah, a jump out with your news
old time capsule on the other side, like you.
Speaker 12 (31:56):
M This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
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Big Show, the South's number one exports.
Speaker 8 (32:32):
Ah, grumbling, bumbled dude. I'm old and I hate people
on the radio. Back in my day, we didn't have
any wild and wooly, smart mouth crap disturbing, frank pulling
shock jocks.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
We wanted to hear some.
Speaker 8 (32:53):
Old wind bag jabber joan about whars and minorities and
humping in public and sticking things in your button acting
a fool. We'd wander into town and see old man Dinado.
He'd be sitting on an old picklebucket on his front porch,
butt naked except for a paper cup on his winkie,
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and he'd shake his fist and curse at the frolic
and squirrels, blaming him for all the eels of society.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
He'd accuse everyone who walked by.
Speaker 8 (33:26):
I'd be in a vampire or a Martian, and then
he'd fling handfuls of poop at him, yelling here, catch
your baby's sister, and if you're smarted off to him,
he'd chase you down, and then bony little legs heath
and he'd latch onto your ears, trying to peel you
like a big fleshy banana and making a necklace out
(33:48):
of the ones he could tear off. Whippity trippity doogal noogle,
Look at me. I'm a crazy old ear peeling psycho,
flinging dingleberries a count Dracula and running around with my
beanie weenies and a Dixie gun. And it's all the
damn squirrel's fault. Maybe someone will do me a favor
(34:11):
and blow my fullhead off. Oh happy day.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
And we liked it.
Speaker 17 (34:20):
Ah.
Speaker 8 (34:20):
We didn't have no long winded adult brain, self important
news radio morons gibbering about every other damn thing under
the sun except the real news, having babies and getting
near teeth fixed and hitting from the girl's teeth and
(34:42):
smooching political heine some news. In my day, we never
knew what was going on in the world. We were
too busy living our utopian dream or sleeping in caves
and eating grubs and roots like a family A ringtailed leamer.
The only news we got was when lightning would strike
(35:03):
the metal plate in Cuckoo Johnson's head. We'd cram a
wire hanger in his ear for better reception. The sound
would come out of his mouth, and we'd change channels
by twisting on his ninnies.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
And putting magnets on his head.
Speaker 8 (35:22):
And if the news was all bad, we'd say it
was a trick by the devil and shoot more juice
through him until we heard something we liked, or until
Cuckoo burst into flames.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Snip snapper ringo.
Speaker 8 (35:34):
Look at us, We're a bunch of cave dwelling bugg
eating nai holes, twisting ninnies and barbecue and our neighbors.
I can't believe we don't all have tails, yippy, happy
yingle dingle.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
That's all we knew, and we liked it. We loved it.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
We didn't have any big time, syndicated, mealy mouthed horses
patoots stinking up the dawn where their so called comedy
high jinks and jarring us out of a sound sleep,
which was our only escape from the misery that was
our lives. We didn't want to hear some high falutin
honyaks trying to tell us what was funny first thing
(36:17):
in the morning. We knew what was funny first thing
in the morning, dang dab it all like when we
switched the holy water at the church baptismal with some
white corn liquor.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
And pretty soon all them drunk babies crawling.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
Up and down the aisle wearing John Deere hats and
a lip full of school slapping all the other mommies
on a fanny and pulling at their blouses asking for
the breakfast special. And after the men folks got into
the hooch, they were doing the same thing. And then
(36:55):
the minister would get hammered and drive his track to
naked through town, offering to sable all the fallen women.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Now that was funny. Blooperoo floo pero looking uts.
Speaker 8 (37:07):
We're a bunch of heathens with a drunky booby squeeze
and shortspitten babies.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Maybe Father Horny Potter.
Speaker 8 (37:14):
Could cure us with his magic Wand that was funny
and we liked it.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
We loved it. Oh radio sucks.
Speaker 16 (37:28):
Jaun Boy and Billy give me that old time pun.
Give it out, old time pun, give it out all
time fun going away, we stay home.
Speaker 12 (37:42):
Good morning radio? Done right?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
What's off? I love that was on the radio.
Speaker 5 (38:13):
Oh yeah, I've been to the Galston of the Renaissance.
I've been sitting in the King's Fox and the big
old Turkey.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Leg and I'm a Renaissance boom. We'll get back on
that later, Okay, light bud right now.
Speaker 19 (38:32):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Chilters.
Speaker 10 (38:40):
I don't reckon.
Speaker 18 (38:41):
There ain't no such thing as a time machine, but
I sure didn't feel like i'd been in one. Mister
Bill Cox tonted me along to something called the Renaissance Festival.
I can tell you about it if you oant me to. Yeah,
all right, Tan well sir. For folks, it ain't never
been to one. This Renaissance Festival shindig. He's supposed to
(39:05):
make you feel like you're buying your co Colon Wiener
and Mary Old England. They did, alright, I reckon, they's
pretty proud of themselves them. Tickets was twenty dollars apiece.
You can buy an awful lot of potted meat with
twenty dollars, but I was game for it. We walked
(39:26):
through the gate. There we met some fella they called
the court Jester, walking around jawing at folks.
Speaker 10 (39:32):
Mister bill Cox says, court Jester is a fella.
Speaker 18 (39:34):
That the King would hire on to make him laugh,
kind of like having his very own mister Tim Wilson.
Speaker 10 (39:42):
He was funny, all right.
Speaker 18 (39:44):
Mister bill Cox was saying how food was much scarce
way back then, but you never know it by looking
at their women.
Speaker 10 (39:50):
Folk hurt near as big as melinder. They're showing a
good bit of bosom too. Some folks call them boobies.
Speaker 18 (40:00):
They had them all pushed up right up under their chins.
They trying to side like he was from England. They
wound up sounded like Miss Marcy in the playoffs. There's
all sorts of stuff to do there, So old gal
and I could read you fortune by looking at you
tea leaves. These gypsy dancing girls and didn't give you
(40:23):
a dirty look if you didn't put a dollar bill
in the drawers. They were doing something called billy dancing.
From the looks of them, they picked the right gals.
You could even ride an elephant if and you had
a mind too that elephant.
Speaker 10 (40:39):
He was a hard worker.
Speaker 18 (40:41):
He didn't even stop giving rides when he had to
go to the toilets. Mister bill Cox said, you don't see
that kind of work ethic. No more baking it go
on the toilet. That's where they've s already drawn the
line on being authentic. They had a pintol of portage John's.
Mister bill Cox said they should have dug a big
old trench out back, set a bushel basket of leaves
(41:05):
and corn husks and critter founts for cleaning yourself. I
put that in a suggestion box for next year. We
hearing a commotion of going on Somers. We went over
to see what it was all about. There are some
feller with his head sticking through a hole. He was
saying hurtful things to folks who was chucking tomaters at him.
(41:27):
He had it coming to He was no count.
Speaker 10 (41:31):
Now.
Speaker 18 (41:31):
I never did find out who started it, but neither
side let up on another. Seemed to me they could
have put a stop to it by chucking rocks at
him instead of the maters. I put that in a
suggestion box.
Speaker 9 (41:43):
Two.
Speaker 18 (41:46):
They even had a fellow there he could put a
sword down his throat. Yep, he put two or three
or four down there. Right into his gullet. I don't reckon.
That's satisfied him none. And he took out a hammer,
this big old ten penny now tapped it right into
his nose. Mister bill Cox said he'd rather just use
his finger. I told him, if he'd ask him knife,
(42:09):
maybe let him.
Speaker 10 (42:15):
Well sair.
Speaker 18 (42:16):
We finished the day up watching something called Jouston. That's
where these fellas called knights, they dressed up, and these
old antique iron man outfits said.
Speaker 10 (42:26):
On a horse trying to run another fellow through with
a big old cane pole.
Speaker 18 (42:31):
Mister bill Cox and me sitting the stand there like
we were watching pee wee football.
Speaker 10 (42:36):
Good night. He tried to play by.
Speaker 18 (42:38):
The rules, but that bad night he was no count.
He cheated like him wrestler's on TV. He went by
the handle with a black knight him and that good night,
well sir. They couldn't get the job done with them
cane poles, so they took off after one another with swords.
Speaker 10 (42:55):
Weren't long before the old black Knights Nana gets caught
up with him. Good night.
Speaker 18 (43:00):
I'd give him one in the gut killed him. He
had a little squire there, no bigger than a squirrel,
he running around there screaming, watch kill a black knight
fur What killed a black haired fer?
Speaker 10 (43:16):
Good Night didn't like that none. He wasn't gonna do
him in, but he decided just to push him down
in some horse manure. The end. More of the story.
Speaker 18 (43:27):
If and you want to see a big girl with
a turkey leg, go to the Golden Corral leave a
time traveling to the movie.
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You have more than everybody. The Big Show is right
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Speaker 1 (01:08):
The rooster is taking his head around the corner. Don't
want to really come in. Anybody want to get on?
Cauka cuckoo as it's in France.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
The rooster, I do they say stuff like that and
the sound of the rooster, you know it's man.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, I see she left. She never came back? Did
she never came back?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Let's move on with our lives. This National Fossil Day?
Hey man with the box that y'all.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Girls bring in every morning that we hide here in
the I Heart Media studios. Uh, do you have that
stag of my cards because it's like National Fossil Day,
you know from my megaladon Shark Teeth, my boy down
at the coast.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Do we have that handful of cards and we bring
them with us?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Jaggie Tater, Wow, look at all the girls, how responsive they.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Are taking number rushing towards the box.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
You know from my handful, they didn't even make eye contact.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
What's up with that?
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I know my French Maid was here, she'd be all
over that box.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Right, it's like a collection of business cards she just
held up to you.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Oh really, No, no, no, that's man Billy at the Breakfast
and Champions.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
But that is a nice car, nice likeness collect all right.
So well, if we found it, I'm sorry, y'all.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
Now they're trying to outdo one another.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
To your spots, and we'll do it. Tell you if
I find the megalodog shark.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
Oh yeah, I don't think it is, No, it is, now.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Okay, what is that? I haven't seen us? A lot
of stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Oh there's oh, there's our there's our action packed race car,
my leg a little look, I'm wearing my boat Jangles
racing suit. Oh there's a little stoopid would have gone
to his head, ran his chi wah wah.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
All right, well this was fun walk down memory lane.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
We'll see now you can't get them out of it, alright,
Well we'll figure that out later.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
All right.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
So I got three days in history already ready to
go to get our categories in the winning beginning.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, goes dating with those that box. I'm serious, that's
my stuff, all right.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
So hang on, we'll get the winning beginning. Get you
some of this wonderful stuff. Beg Yoe's on the radio.
Good morning. Make Show's on the radio. It's hunting seasoned boys,
and we got a happy Herd prize. Pike Having heard
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You'll get Timberson off at checkout. Listen up right here
and you can win you some three days in history
where we're gonna our three categories. It was nineteen o three.
Actor Gordon Dance was born in Pattensburg, Missouri. As wild
(04:25):
Bill Hickhock, he was the first movie cowboy to wear
his guns backwards, had him a style. He started on
a Saturday serial, The Great Adventures of wild Bill Hickock,
and played Red Rider in both series and feature films.
Done in nineteen sixty five. He gave young Terry Hanson
a chance to dress just like him. They move up
(04:47):
to twenty eleven, Lego Land, Florida, the world's largest Lego
Land theme park, opened in winter Haven. Still up, like
just put together Lego stuff and you walk through them.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
I guess no.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
It's it's quite impressive. Even if you're not a Lego fan,
it is impressive.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It would be all right, Well, there you go.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Lego.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Twenty eighteen, American retailer Sears filed for bankruptcy.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Are there no Seers now now?
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Granted?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
So that was twenty eighteen, Yeah, bankrupt It.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Took him a while. They hung on as long as
they could out of bankruptcy. All right, we'll get.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
The old Sears catalog. Man, it's passing the legion.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Yeah, all right, y'all.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Will there's have three categories one eight hundred Big show
was your toll free line?
Speaker 8 (05:32):
Use it?
Speaker 5 (05:32):
We play out Bears next, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's effects on the radio. Guys, some info. This guy
I'm missing know it all?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Or body Rander talking about Sears.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Remind me. Let's let's get this winning beginning it all.
I'll get back to that, all right, So let's go it.
Speaker 9 (06:21):
Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy and billy. We give the prizes from the
big prize being, let's go contested number one. This should
be a lot of fun playing outburst, having re up
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and gust.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Time you have the best time. You have a big shots.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Let's say, hey Grin from Hot Soup, I love Tama we.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Shots.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Well, good morning, Griff, you are you are Griff, Get
on in here, Griff, crime Dog.
Speaker 10 (07:10):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Brother crright, Griff, let's get you do these categories. Buddy
gets you had Happy Herd down there in five seconds.
Three famous cowboys are actors of cowboys.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Ready it go Quin Eastwood, Sam Elliott, John Wayne bamp.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
All.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Right, now give us three places you can get Legos.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Ready go.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Lego Store, Amazon and Walmart. Bam bam bam and four
of the win three retailers like Sears.
Speaker 11 (07:46):
Ready go.
Speaker 12 (07:49):
J C.
Speaker 13 (07:49):
Penny, Macy's and Cole And.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
There you are ready to go there, rym knocking at
what random is telling me? Man to grow up?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Listen to John Landecker on w LS Radio out of Chicago.
It was an AM station. He got through the graam
North Carolina. That's what That's what got made too. I
want to be a disc jockey too. Randy, we talk
about that John Lander. When I got that award like
nineteen seven eight, my first ever, it was on the
same plaque with John Landegger.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, moment every bookie check I of w LS. But
that that stood for World's Largest Sears.
Speaker 11 (08:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
The people who owned seers at the time, I think
it was in the thirties.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
They built WLS.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
They got tired of having to buy advertising, so the hell,
I'll just build a radio stuff.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
So that's that's awesome.
Speaker 10 (08:38):
Man.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Let's learn this stuff and Griff, good work on you.
And Buddy, you got your prize back. Headed you away? Alrighty,
all right, before we get into the news, I want
you all to know that, uh, well, just to day is.
Let me I've been pulling stuff out of my butt
for the last well, I don't know, two years, really
good well is he? I ain't ready now, okay, And
(09:06):
as you can say, I'm kind of running out the
good stuff now, y'all. Zobe might have heard we are
retiring at the end of this year, the big show
will be retiring. Let me see fifty years that I've
been a disc jockey and well up in the North
Carolina Hall of fame, but I'm not going to spend
(09:28):
these last three months bragging.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
I'll take some of that action.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I stop now, but I just want y'all to know
still want to be connected with y'all. So tell Big
Show listeners, your friends, your family. We're going off the
radio at the end of the year, but we're still
going to figure out ways to be with you.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
All right.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I told Taylor, teach me to be an influencer. I
want to be an influencer.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
Okay, I love this plan.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
We got the John Boy and Billy Facebook page. You
can keep up with us on that, the Big Show
dot com as well, like that, and you know Taylor
Swift learning. You know she has the Swifties. So what
I want to do a Big Show listeners, y'all are
now the biggies.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
That's the reaction I was hoping for.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
All right, shall we got a few months your ideas,
be happy to take them, but we'll be off the
radio at the end of the year, so we figure
something out. You never say never except just see all right? Okay,
all right, so there's a big announcement.
Speaker 12 (10:33):
Does they.
Speaker 13 (10:36):
All right?
Speaker 7 (10:36):
I would have hoped you brought me aside when you
brought this lest rather than but.
Speaker 13 (10:41):
Okay, at least I know we're going to have remembering
ray for on the other side, Romedy Rayford kicking off
(11:15):
the Big Show.
Speaker 14 (11:16):
People say, Rayford, why.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
You just keep on working?
Speaker 7 (11:18):
You just keep on working.
Speaker 14 (11:19):
After all these sixty years, I say, Shoot, have too
much fun working at this job. I never call it
work anyway. Get to do a lot of interesting things,
go on cross country motor soycle rides, doro outing, personal appearances,
flying airplanes and all this other stuff. And then of
course the Grove Park in Comedy Classic, which we have
been doing for the past six years and coming up
(11:39):
again this weekend. Now, when we all get settled in
our rooms, the Big Show staff and entourage, the Grove
Park treats us to a private party out on the porch.
That's the day before the first show of the weekend.
Of course, you know it's a sellout every year. But
already many fans have already arrived at the Big Resort
Hotel in Nashville, and some coming running as fast as
(12:02):
they can to meet us. We signed autographs and chat
with him in the lobby, at the bar, in the
lobby around the big fireplace. However, there's another dictum of
show business that among the many fans and we love
you mean it, there's always one, always one who is
obnoxious wants to monopolize our time. About three years ago
(12:22):
there was one and he'd single media out, kept wanting
to buy me a drink, buy you a drink. I
kept telling him, thanks, but my drinks are on the
house or John Boarr, Yeah, lots of people want to
buy us drinks, but this guy was so insistent. I
kept saying, thanks, but save your money. Well, this little
squirt bulled his way out onto the porch and crashed
our private party, always saying Rayford, I won't buy you
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a drink. You're really getting to be a pest about it.
But after I had graciously and politely refused his offer,
he dropped the bomb, what's the matter? You too good
to drink with me? And I didn't tell him he'd
crash the party, but said, okay, if you must go
into the bar and tell the bartender you want to
buy Raye for the drink and pour a drink of
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what he's having. I'm not a Scotch drinker, only drinker
giving him out on occasion, and on this occasion the
bartender wanted me to sample one of his single malt Scotches,
most expensive bottle of liquor again in the whole place,
and he's got a lot of it, and he poured
me a drink of it neat on the house. So
the little fellow went to the bar, had his one
(13:27):
hundred dollar bill in his hand, said to the bartender,
I want a drink of what Rafer is drinking. Bartender
said sure and poured him on. Cost him twenty seven
dollars and fifty cents for one drink. Well, the pest
came out cussing, handed me the drink, said you know
how much that cost me? I said yeah, he said,
twenty seven dollars and fifty cents. Well, never was bothered
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by him again. Usually those types show up again though
at the show and hecko no problem, as they say,
And we're looking forward to another weekend comedy Classic Weekend
at the Grove Parking and Spa in Ashville. Well, last
year a woman met me in the hot tub and
presented me with the fifth of Gentlemen Jack in a
leather bag. And there was a time when, Ah, but
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that's another story from Robert d Ray for John Boy
and Billy Show.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Good Wednesday morning, October you fifteenth, it's got a big
show on the radio. Well, there's always something exciting happening
in beautiful Dismal seep in South Carolina, and here to
tell us all about it is the mayor himself, the
Honorable Merwin Coop Fiddle Swoop. Good morning, mister mayor. Good
morning John Boy and all your wonderful listeners. So what's
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the big happenings in your fair city? Surprisingly right on cue,
John Boy. Well, everyone knows about the great successes in
the world, from technology to entertainment. There's more big names
than you can shake a stick at. Well, what about
the folks that gave it, the good old college tribe
it fell short. I think it's time to give these
valiant dreamers a good old pad on the back. So
(15:24):
this weekend, Dismal Seepage hosts the very first Flop Con
Flop Con. Do you think people are gonna flock to
see a bunch of failures? That's the idea, John Boy.
I mean, at least these folks dared to give it
a shot. What have you ever done? Well, over four
decades on the air and the toughest business on the planet.
Speaker 15 (15:48):
As always, the weekend starts out with the big parade
down Main Street. The Hillary Clinton Kick to the kerb
Girls Academy will bring their marching band. The fighting has
been the precision Soda jugglers from the New Koch Institute
for Stupid Ideas will make the scene the impossible whopper.
All vegan cowboys will be writing fake cows, and of
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course the Shriners will be on hand driving little Edsels, Tuckers, Pintos,
and Hugo's Lucky Parade attendees will get to see them
break down right in front of them at various points
on the route. Remember, don't be shy about giving them
a push. Well, you're off to a good star. That's
what she said, John Boy. Now, not every show can
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be Seinfeld or Andy Griffith. The cast of some of
the greatest shows you've never heard of will be on hand.
Shows like Street Walker, Texas Ranger, My Three Sons of Anarchy,
and Gomer Pyle LGBTQ. They'll all be hosting meet and
greets in the big Blockbuster Video Memorial tent. Actors from
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the Steven Segall Dinner Theater will be performing live with
scripts from unsuccessful movies, The Princess Bride of Frankenstein, The
Wolf of Walmart, Raging Bull Durham, and the Eternal Sunshine
of the Spotless colon Ah. Sounds like a hot tickets,
Bring your ovenmits, John Boy, and bring your appetite. We'll
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be serving heaping helpings of tuna salad, pop tarts, pine
cone flavored crystal pepsi, pumpkin spice, wag u kebobs, and
the mcdeltcb.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Y the mcdltcb. Why is that like a frozen yogurt
sandwich with a big slab of almost real beef.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
It's really something well has it taste?
Speaker 15 (17:38):
The festivities conclude with the Big closing night party. Opening
the show is the world's oldest alternative lifestyle country star
Willie Nelson Riley, followed by Aerosmith and Wesson.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Hanson will be performing The Real Man. Hanson will be
performing No It's Terry Hanson.
Speaker 15 (17:59):
Singing his big hit got You, Got You, Gotcha. But
our headliner is going to be and the Blowfish and
the Whole Big Flop Con and the Whole Big Flop
Con concert will be hosted by Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
It's gonna be a great time. But it all sounds interesting.
But I have just one question.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Fire away, John Boy.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
I can't believe with a whole weekend dedicated to flops,
that there's not a booth dedicated to your years and
public service.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
So come on down.
Speaker 15 (18:33):
To the big, big, big dismal see Pitch Flop con
or the next failure might just be you?
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Are you? This makes you? On the radio?
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Speaker 17 (21:13):
Thank you very much. Some sad news to report out
of Hollywood. Oscar winning actress Diane Keaton passed away over
the weekend. She passed away Saturday in California at the
age of seventy nine.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
That was confirmed by her family.
Speaker 17 (21:26):
She's best known for her role in Annie Hall, for
which she won the Academy Awards. She also starred in
the Godfather series, The First Wives Club, Something's Got to Give,
on and on. She was in so many different things
it kind of shook Hollywood. It was unexpected to all
of her friends out there, everyone from Jane Fonda to
Bette Midler, Goldie hawn Al Pacino, Woody Allen, all of
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them have been posting on the socials wonderful tributes to
Diane Keaton. So adult sister, her family now Dolly Parton
is not dying, and she cleared that up because did you.
I don't know if you saw this running around socials.
Her sister posted on social media, pray for my sister,
you know, or pray for Dolly, Pray for her.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
And usually when someone does that, it.
Speaker 17 (22:10):
Sparks alarm and it led to the rumor wheel that
Dolly had passed us.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Dolly had canceled a few engagements and was basically out
of sight so.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Well, she didn't mean to scare everybody, she Freda.
Speaker 17 (22:27):
Her sister Freda updated her post on Facebook, explaining that
she she didn't mean to scare fans or make her
sister's conditions sound worse than it was what her other sister,
Stella was explaining that Dolly's been receiving treatment for kidney stones.
So Dolly went on social media. I made a video
and she's like, I'm here, look at me. You know,
I just want to clear this up basically, and she
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was like, quote, I wanted you to know that I'm
not dying. The AI picture of Reba McIntyre and me Lordie,
I mean they had riba at my deathbed and we
both looked.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Like we need to be buried.
Speaker 17 (23:02):
So yeah, So then Reba got on her social she
was like, I know, Dollie, I couldn't people I haven't
seen you. I love you, but that was so fake.
So people have even gone on you know, death hoox
things is. It is been around for a long time.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
But now this is a new thing.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
We're gonna have to deal with AI because they're doing
the pictures where you actually think it's really dim and
who does that mean?
Speaker 6 (23:24):
Posting somebody, somebody trying to make money. They're trying to
draw attention to their site.
Speaker 17 (23:30):
Paid for their stories, stuff like that, and you know,
and even then you're watching the video of Dollie and
she's like, it's me and I'm sitting there going is it?
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Is it?
Speaker 17 (23:38):
You know? But yeah, so Dolly's like, Dolly's fine, y'all.
She goes, I'm here, I'm working and I'm not ready.
I got work to do.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
So I just loved Dolly.
Speaker 17 (23:48):
So Taylor Swift was at the Kansas City or Kansas
City Chiefs.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Did you see that?
Speaker 17 (23:54):
I think the memo has been sent out just quick
brief little uh.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
The Swifties know that she's to keep watching.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Yeah, yeah, keep waiting.
Speaker 17 (24:04):
It maybe third quarter, who knows, but they're gonna flash
it up there. And she's also stepped way back in
the back now too. That gets harder to reflections in
the way. So she was there at the game and
then she got up early to be on Good Morning
America on Monday, made a big announcement that she had
teased on her socials and her announcement is is that
the sixth episode, The End of An Era, will start
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streaming on December twelfth on Disney Plus, and that is
the day before her birthday.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Is that more concert footage?
Speaker 17 (24:33):
It is of her journey on the Era's Tour, which
was like a three hour concert, so they had apparently
documented that, and that's gonna be on Disney Plus. There
will also be another concert film which will also hit
Disney Plus on the twelfth of December, titled Taylor Swift
The Era's Tour, The Final Show, and it was filmed
at her tour finale last December in Vancouver.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
So that's very specific. It's not Peace Piece together all
of it.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Okay, that's he kind of lost me on the whole day. Yeah,
I'm really not gonna watch.
Speaker 10 (25:05):
I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I'm sure we have a lot of Swift.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
I mean, you know, you have a sister's.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Surprise, you know you.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
I would like to say, you know, maybe I was
a little harsh on Taylor Swift because ever this guy
talking about he has like a twelve thirteen year old
daughter that would never watch football, but come down there
when Taylor Swift is there, was set on the couch
and watch football with.
Speaker 17 (25:25):
With a T shirt that says, I cheer for Taylor
Swift's boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yes, a lot says it.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Now, Katie Perry, I don't know.
Speaker 17 (25:36):
You know who Katie Perry is, of course, and she
worked on American Idol for a while.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Was married to Orlando Bloom and they broke up. Over
the weekend, she was spotted on a yacht with Justin Trudeau.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Trudeau, the former prime minister from Canada.
Speaker 17 (25:51):
That is right, TMZ got ahold of the pictures and
Canadian don't think so that's sure. I think.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Well, so anyway, I'm I'm sorry. Back to the pictures.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Oh, she's in a bikini.
Speaker 17 (26:04):
She's in a bikini, and he's a lot of PDA
display of affection. He was in jeans and shirtless, and
I mean it must have been a lens. I mean
that could catch that because they had no clue they
were being there, being watched. And yeah, they were smooching
on her boat in southern California. She's wearing that sleek
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black one piece bathing suit which was hidden in areas,
so I thought it was a two piece, and he,
like I said, just had a pair of jeans on.
So that apparently now as there were rumors about their
relationship and there's no denying it, now, thank you, you
creepy papparazzi.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
I don't know if you well you had to.
Speaker 17 (26:47):
If you watch the game, you just see that the
dust up with the Brian branch with the Chiefs apparently.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
I know the guys will get to it later.
Speaker 17 (26:57):
But it was because he said there was an illegal
an illegal tackle or something like that.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
He was blocked in the back.
Speaker 17 (27:07):
Right.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Well, it wasn't all about that one, you know.
Speaker 17 (27:09):
They were like, okay, yeah, you don't have to shake
U Patrick's hand, right, But it was when he went
up to what's that guy's named Juju? Yes, all right,
when he went to Juju, he he pushed him because
Juju had done blocked him illegally in the back.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Okay, So was.
Speaker 17 (27:28):
Frustrated, was frustrated, and he issued a big apology postgame
and just said, you know he he was set off
by that and his.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Actions were childish. Yeah, yeah, caused a big old brew.
Speaker 18 (27:41):
Haha.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
That was exciting. I was like, what are we watching hockey?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
This is great.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
You'll hear more about that.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
No, all right, thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Oh yeah, you're welcome. I'm sorry I don't have any
pictures of Katie Perry. I'll get those for you. I
saw the look.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Just peaking around the corner there. All right, well, let's
get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy review.
Yesterday's question mousetailed hair, lip, hall of faced, big eared,
hammer headed, and tube nose. Are all varieties of these creatures.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Water bats olds?
Speaker 5 (28:22):
All right, today's John Boy Jeopardy. Pretty much everybody agrees
by now that the Earth is round and according to cosmatologists.
You were going to say that cosmologist cosmologists.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Now these are men that study the cosmi thy not
do your hair? Okay, well I don't know.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
So the cosmoologists say this is the shape of our universe?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
What is a squirkle.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Like a big word?
Speaker 9 (28:59):
Not?
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Because the cosmologists say this is the shape of our universe.
One ain't under a big show. You don't relyne.
Speaker 11 (29:07):
We played John Boy jepardy next, Good.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Morning, This is a big show on the radio. Humming
to your Homeday Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
I'll go in at fifteenth. Alright, read your tried from
the Big Show bed box, ask your doctor about grow
a set. Search for keyword doctor when I hear the
bed box at the Bigshow dot com here right now,
let's play yes live across America.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
It's John boy Jeppite and now you're he read about
a man whose wife tried giving him the Bobbitt treatment
but missed.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Police charged her with a misdoweener.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
He's John Boyd. Keep on tired about it, as I
heard Kevin.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Out of Lynchburg, Virginia. Good morning, Kevin, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Hey, why keV you got first shot at John Boyd
Jeopardy this morning? So pretty much we all agree by
now that the Earth is round and according to cosmologist
or cosmoologists, they studied the stuff like that, this is
the shape of our universe.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
So what you got, Kevin?
Speaker 8 (30:46):
Flat?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
Kevin says, A shape of our universe is flat?
Speaker 7 (30:53):
Flat?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Mean the pictures all right?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Flat like it has a top and a bottom like flat.
Speaker 7 (31:05):
Like no, yeah, well sure I'll show you that.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Well, Cavin, good work on your and buddy bgo long
Tiger's prize back head up to Lynchburg for you.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
Hey, thanks, dude, I'm actually from Winchester, but hey it's
close enough.
Speaker 10 (31:20):
All right.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Well, Jackie is in charge of your address, so let's up.
We'll take our time with that, Cav.
Speaker 17 (31:26):
I appreciate you guys. So much.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Thank you all. I really appreciate it. Awesomebody. Well hang
on for a girl, Lie Jackie. Try him again, mister
when charged him. Yeah, a jump out with your news
old time capsule on the other side, like you.
Speaker 12 (31:56):
M This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
(32:21):
Big Show, the South's number one exports.
Speaker 8 (32:32):
Ah, grumbling, bumbled dude. I'm old and I hate people
on the radio. Back in my day, we didn't have
any wild and wooly, smart mouth crap disturbing, frank pulling
shock jocks.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
We wanted to hear some.
Speaker 8 (32:53):
Old wind bag jabber joan about whars and minorities and
humping in public and sticking things in your button acting
a fool. We'd wander into town and see old man Dinado.
He'd be sitting on an old picklebucket on his front porch,
butt naked except for a paper cup on his winkie,
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and he'd shake his fist and curse at the frolic
and squirrels, blaming him for all the eels of society.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
He'd accuse everyone who walked by.
Speaker 8 (33:26):
I'd be in a vampire or a Martian, and then
he'd fling handfuls of poop at him, yelling here, catch
your baby's sister, and if you're smarted off to him,
he'd chase you down, and then bony little legs heath
and he'd latch onto your ears, trying to peel you
like a big fleshy banana and making a necklace out
(33:48):
of the ones he could tear off. Whippity trippity doogal noogle,
Look at me. I'm a crazy old ear peeling psycho,
flinging dingleberries a count Dracula and running around with my
beanie weenies and a Dixie gun. And it's all the
damn squirrel's fault. Maybe someone will do me a favor
(34:11):
and blow my fullhead off. Oh happy day.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
And we liked it.
Speaker 17 (34:20):
Ah.
Speaker 8 (34:20):
We didn't have no long winded adult brain, self important
news radio morons gibbering about every other damn thing under
the sun except the real news, having babies and getting
near teeth fixed and hitting from the girl's teeth and
(34:42):
smooching political heine some news. In my day, we never
knew what was going on in the world. We were
too busy living our utopian dream or sleeping in caves
and eating grubs and roots like a family A ringtailed leamer.
The only news we got was when lightning would strike
(35:03):
the metal plate in Cuckoo Johnson's head. We'd cram a
wire hanger in his ear for better reception. The sound
would come out of his mouth, and we'd change channels
by twisting on his ninnies.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
And putting magnets on his head.
Speaker 8 (35:22):
And if the news was all bad, we'd say it
was a trick by the devil and shoot more juice
through him until we heard something we liked, or until
Cuckoo burst into flames.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Snip snapper ringo.
Speaker 8 (35:34):
Look at us, We're a bunch of cave dwelling bugg
eating nai holes, twisting ninnies and barbecue and our neighbors.
I can't believe we don't all have tails, yippy, happy
yingle dingle.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
That's all we knew, and we liked it. We loved it.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
We didn't have any big time, syndicated, mealy mouthed horses
patoots stinking up the dawn where their so called comedy
high jinks and jarring us out of a sound sleep,
which was our only escape from the misery that was
our lives. We didn't want to hear some high falutin
honyaks trying to tell us what was funny first thing
(36:17):
in the morning. We knew what was funny first thing
in the morning, dang dab it all like when we
switched the holy water at the church baptismal with some
white corn liquor.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
And pretty soon all them drunk babies crawling.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
Up and down the aisle wearing John Deere hats and
a lip full of school slapping all the other mommies
on a fanny and pulling at their blouses asking for
the breakfast special. And after the men folks got into
the hooch, they were doing the same thing. And then
(36:55):
the minister would get hammered and drive his track to
naked through town, offering to sable all the fallen women.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Now that was funny. Blooperoo floo pero looking uts.
Speaker 8 (37:07):
We're a bunch of heathens with a drunky booby squeeze
and shortspitten babies.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Maybe Father Horny Potter.
Speaker 8 (37:14):
Could cure us with his magic Wand that was funny
and we liked it.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
We loved it. Oh radio sucks.
Speaker 16 (37:28):
Jaun Boy and Billy give me that old time pun.
Give it out, old time pun, give it out all
time fun going away, we stay home.
Speaker 12 (37:42):
Good morning radio? Done right?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
What's off? I love that was on the radio.
Speaker 5 (38:13):
Oh yeah, I've been to the Galston of the Renaissance.
I've been sitting in the King's Fox and the big
old Turkey.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Leg and I'm a Renaissance boom. We'll get back on
that later, Okay, light bud right now.
Speaker 19 (38:32):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Chilters.
Speaker 10 (38:40):
I don't reckon.
Speaker 18 (38:41):
There ain't no such thing as a time machine, but
I sure didn't feel like i'd been in one. Mister
Bill Cox tonted me along to something called the Renaissance Festival.
I can tell you about it if you oant me to. Yeah,
all right, Tan well sir. For folks, it ain't never
been to one. This Renaissance Festival shindig. He's supposed to
(39:05):
make you feel like you're buying your co Colon Wiener
and Mary Old England. They did, alright, I reckon, they's
pretty proud of themselves them. Tickets was twenty dollars apiece.
You can buy an awful lot of potted meat with
twenty dollars, but I was game for it. We walked
(39:26):
through the gate. There we met some fella they called
the court Jester, walking around jawing at folks.
Speaker 10 (39:32):
Mister bill Cox says, court Jester is a fella.
Speaker 18 (39:34):
That the King would hire on to make him laugh,
kind of like having his very own mister Tim Wilson.
Speaker 10 (39:42):
He was funny, all right.
Speaker 18 (39:44):
Mister bill Cox was saying how food was much scarce
way back then, but you never know it by looking
at their women.
Speaker 10 (39:50):
Folk hurt near as big as melinder. They're showing a
good bit of bosom too. Some folks call them boobies.
Speaker 18 (40:00):
They had them all pushed up right up under their chins.
They trying to side like he was from England. They
wound up sounded like Miss Marcy in the playoffs. There's
all sorts of stuff to do there, So old gal
and I could read you fortune by looking at you
tea leaves. These gypsy dancing girls and didn't give you
(40:23):
a dirty look if you didn't put a dollar bill
in the drawers. They were doing something called billy dancing.
From the looks of them, they picked the right gals.
You could even ride an elephant if and you had
a mind too that elephant.
Speaker 10 (40:39):
He was a hard worker.
Speaker 18 (40:41):
He didn't even stop giving rides when he had to
go to the toilets. Mister bill Cox said, you don't see
that kind of work ethic. No more baking it go
on the toilet. That's where they've s already drawn the
line on being authentic. They had a pintol of portage John's.
Mister bill Cox said they should have dug a big
old trench out back, set a bushel basket of leaves
(41:05):
and corn husks and critter founts for cleaning yourself. I
put that in a suggestion box for next year. We
hearing a commotion of going on Somers. We went over
to see what it was all about. There are some
feller with his head sticking through a hole. He was
saying hurtful things to folks who was chucking tomaters at him.
(41:27):
He had it coming to He was no count.
Speaker 10 (41:31):
Now.
Speaker 18 (41:31):
I never did find out who started it, but neither
side let up on another. Seemed to me they could
have put a stop to it by chucking rocks at
him instead of the maters. I put that in a
suggestion box.
Speaker 9 (41:43):
Two.
Speaker 18 (41:46):
They even had a fellow there he could put a
sword down his throat. Yep, he put two or three
or four down there. Right into his gullet. I don't reckon.
That's satisfied him none. And he took out a hammer,
this big old ten penny now tapped it right into
his nose. Mister bill Cox said he'd rather just use
his finger. I told him, if he'd ask him knife,
(42:09):
maybe let him.
Speaker 10 (42:15):
Well sair.
Speaker 18 (42:16):
We finished the day up watching something called Jouston. That's
where these fellas called knights, they dressed up, and these
old antique iron man outfits said.
Speaker 10 (42:26):
On a horse trying to run another fellow through with
a big old cane pole.
Speaker 18 (42:31):
Mister bill Cox and me sitting the stand there like
we were watching pee wee football.
Speaker 10 (42:36):
Good night. He tried to play by.
Speaker 18 (42:38):
The rules, but that bad night he was no count.
He cheated like him wrestler's on TV. He went by
the handle with a black knight him and that good night,
well sir. They couldn't get the job done with them
cane poles, so they took off after one another with swords.
Speaker 10 (42:55):
Weren't long before the old black Knights Nana gets caught
up with him. Good night.
Speaker 18 (43:00):
I'd give him one in the gut killed him. He
had a little squire there, no bigger than a squirrel,
he running around there screaming, watch kill a black knight
fur What killed a black haired fer?
Speaker 10 (43:16):
Good Night didn't like that none. He wasn't gonna do
him in, but he decided just to push him down
in some horse manure. The end. More of the story.
Speaker 18 (43:27):
If and you want to see a big girl with
a turkey leg, go to the Golden Corral leave a
time traveling to the movie.
Speaker 19 (43:35):
Shows story Time. This was brought to you by Hargraves
Potted Meat Products, Hargraves Chalk full of peckers and lips
since nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 10 (43:47):
I like a big girl with a turkey leg, A
little feller
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